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Ibil weld darning with a smaller00:00:04
fuse don’t attack the previous and then the00:00:06
muroidal wars00:00:07
for the sake of izhatyu without hemorrhoids00:00:11
[music]00:00:16
Belarusian teapot seems to be a man00:00:22
of twists on Belarus, we’ll00:00:26
put in an hour the health of the mole00:00:28
Fuhrer of the soul for girshila And for what day00:00:30
millions of Ukrainians to Belarus00:00:32
Lukashenko sends something scary about maples I’m in00:00:35
shock that on the machine at that moment00:00:40
[applause]00:00:43
Ukrainians with their knowledge of Belarus our days00:00:46
Minsk presidential Palace00:00:50
[applause]00:01:00
[music]00:01:14
God Andrey Mikhailovich00:01:16
please report how it is first First of00:01:18
all, don’t shout like that, don’t shout everything00:01:22
is fine in -Secondly, he is resting, one00:01:25
might say normally, poops, eats,00:01:30
eats, poops, poops, eats,00:01:32
poops, sometimes he sleeps00:01:36
when he sleeps, he doesn’t eat, but the00:01:41
KGB is already on everyone’s ears.00:01:44
Visit to Moscow tomorrow. Well, it’s not for me, it’s for00:01:47
him that the proctologist needs to get00:01:49
it all prepared and cleaned00:01:55
[applause ] It’s00:02:00
important to me now how to understand him,00:02:03
now I need to put him in Well, excuse me, I’m not a00:02:05
wizard,00:02:24
strange symptoms, it feels like he’s00:02:27
not going to Moscow And now he00:02:28
’s returned from Moscow,00:02:31
okay, but he had similar problems before,00:02:34
once when he had a snack of our Rogachev condensed00:02:39
milk 8 ate the cans Wow, of all the medicines, he didn’t00:02:44
stick together,00:02:58
he only takes brilliant green, he00:03:03
trusts the rest00:03:08
[music]00:03:12
said if he’s like this all green green00:03:16
in Moscow to eat,00:03:19
everyone will think that he’s Zelensky00:03:26
Listen, please explain to me, are00:03:28
you giving at least some kind of treatment00:03:30
So find us with bulba00:03:36
call me a potato, breathe, he’s breathing, he’s00:03:39
already got a blister on his forehead and he’s still00:03:42
breathing I say, maybe stop it00:03:44
Alexander Grigorievich Maybe that’s enough No, that’s how I00:03:47
cured Covid and I’ll also cure this infection00:03:54
tests we chose some kind of00:03:56
tests that he had, of course they took everything in order00:03:59
Everything’s fine normal, but for some reason it’s00:04:02
exceeded,00:04:06
this is a mistake. Take the tests00:04:09
again, you know, the last time00:04:13
he asked him to describe it in a jar,00:04:16
someone from Moscow called at that time,00:04:18
he saw the number and not only00:04:21
described it, I also understood, I understood, that’s00:04:37
not what I’m talking about I mean that when the00:04:40
tsetse fly bit him, maybe he was cursed there in Africa00:04:42
in Africa Yes, cursed, what does Africa have to do with it?00:04:46
When00:04:50
a bomber takes off in Belarus, the whole of Ukraine curses him in00:04:59
Africa. I00:05:01
don’t understand why all the curtains are his00:05:05
personal orders, he said to hang them so00:05:08
that no one I didn’t see him Sorry00:05:54
[applause]00:05:59
oh00:06:01
Alexander Grigorievich, why did you get up?00:06:04
I told you to lie down. I’m like a dog,00:06:08
following your orders. I was lying down. What is it00:06:13
again, they laid a new carpet00:06:18
lately, you cleaned00:06:21
Alexander up00:06:23
so well? I was lying there, even fell00:06:28
asleep. I had a good dream that I00:06:32
was flying to Moscow on a Big Big00:06:35
Plane and Putin was meeting me not on the00:06:39
red carpet but right next to the plane.00:06:42
Even when I opened the door, I hit him a little00:06:48
on the forehead. I’m just making a Shah, he’ll immediately fall on my00:06:52
neck as soon as he rushes to00:07:01
repay the debts; there’s no need to repay the debts.00:07:04
And after he takes me and kisses my lips. At00:07:10
first I pulled back00:07:12
and then I think, why am I00:07:18
only years old? My husband and I have been together, it’s probably time to00:07:23
take the next step00:07:26
and he’s trying so hard, the main thing is he’s sniffling all over on00:07:30
his tiptoes, he’s stretching, he’s lifted it up00:07:34
so that it’s easier for him, and he’s00:07:38
taking it and sticking his tongue in my mouth.00:07:43
I got scared and woke up at that moment.00:07:47
It turns out that Umka, my dog,00:07:50
got on my face and is spoiling me with my mustache.00:07:54
I need to take Umka for breeding because I’m00:07:59
tired of it all.00:08:01
Alexander, you00:08:04
feel bad, I feel bad, my00:08:09
body is as if it’s not mine, and there it00:08:13
hurts00:08:15
when the scales it hurts even more00:08:23
What kind of hockey is it now? Well, really, what kind of00:08:26
hockey? I’ll just sit on the ice.00:08:29
Well, maybe I’ll do one circle,00:08:35
listen, I suggest doing this. You00:08:37
sit down now. Calm down, we’ll figure out00:08:39
what to do with all this. Although I can00:08:41
sit down, it’s not clear to you whether it hurts me00:08:44
there, we Now let's carefully put00:08:47
the chair down,00:08:51
take it carefully Just like that Here's a00:09:00
nice draft that has formed oh I like it00:09:05
I like sitting on two chairs for00:09:10
29 years00:09:14
[applause]00:09:16
[music]00:09:18
[applause]00:09:23
to Moscow I should do something about this I forgot00:09:25
I really need to call to00:09:29
say that I won’t treat that this is such a00:09:39
thing and you can call and kill someone00:09:52
that it’s on X Well, the owner00:09:56
is not on X she’s in00:09:59
Vladimir, the ruler00:10:07
Vladimir Vladimirovich hello It’s me00:10:12
Well, who is your favorite00:10:15
No, no Katyrs,00:10:18
no00:10:19
Sashenka What do you like to call me, they didn’t00:10:23
recognize I won’t be rich, I won’t00:10:30
survive,00:10:36
I can’t fly tomorrow00:10:41
No, we can handle it No, we don’t need to send anyone00:10:47
Well, if you insist so, then of course00:10:50
thank you for that, we all look forward to00:10:53
kissing you goodbye How you told me00:10:58
in a dream00:10:59
Then I’ll tell you,00:11:02
he said he’ll send some00:11:04
Altai Shaman He and Lavrov was also deprived of him and00:11:09
now he has begun to code Medvedev. Well,00:11:13
there are zero chances. Of course I apologize,00:11:17
maybe this Shaman is not needed.00:11:20
Maybe you can breathe on the potatoes,00:11:23
something doesn’t help me, the00:11:25
sacred Bulba is00:11:29
breathing through your mouth. And if you are in that place,00:11:45
get out of everything and get fired, go write statement00:11:50
every day00:11:56
Oh, what kind of sounds are these again slowly00:12:01
and started so get ready to00:12:03
wake everyone up and bring Kolya my machine gun00:12:06
without a horn which Come on, Alexander00:12:10
Wait, it seems to me something00:12:11
tells me that this Shaman has already arrived00:12:13
from Moscow, how come so quickly Well, what are they talking about?00:12:17
maybe they delivered something to the fighters You00:12:19
see how Volodinka is00:12:22
worried about me Yes, don’t worry00:12:25
Alexander Grigorievich I worked in Altai for 20 years, I00:12:27
worked as shamans, well, I found a good common00:12:29
language, you know that they00:12:31
can even raise the dead Well, of course, he00:12:34
treated Putin and00:12:41
[applause ]00:12:50
vans Hello, everything00:12:57
reminds me of the00:13:02
first time I poured him alcohol00:13:06
That’s exactly how he had helicopters all night00:13:10
[applause]00:13:20
you can hit the tambourine not so hard,00:13:24
otherwise my tambourine is already splitting00:13:30
to get into a trance And then it’s better to00:13:34
turn on the songsters I under them I put a00:13:39
tambourine right under him bring a button accordion00:13:45
and what is he sniffing me he wants to00:13:49
find out whether evil spirits have moved in or angry spirits00:13:56
my ear constantly does this I00:14:02
had to get a new one00:14:07
don’t worry00:14:26
and so he looks like Putin from my dream00:14:33
this is now what happened in general it was the Shaman who00:14:37
took you out the world of illness I have00:14:40
the world of illness straight into the other world it00:14:42
brought me my heart almost stopped00:14:45
don’t worry, well understand you need to be patient a little so00:14:47
that later it will feel good00:14:50
this is my trick00:14:53
Usually I say this to a Belarusian00:14:57
[applause]00:15:02
what he wants, it seems the Shaman asks you to00:15:05
come there and bend down,00:15:16
of course, I’m a politician with extensive experience00:15:19
[music] I’d00:15:27
just like to understand Why are00:15:36
you not watching carefully if they’re00:15:41
settling in?00:15:46
They’ll shoot me00:15:51
Well, everything seems to be fine there00:15:57
so I’m00:15:59
helping you’re standing00:16:07
[applause]00:16:12
you understand00:16:15
who I’m allowing to come so close to me00:16:21
and who is first?00:16:54
Well, you yourself said a statement.00:17:04
Get out of here,00:17:06
I won’t tell anyone, he saw everything,00:17:09
you’ll shoot him later.00:17:14
Well, what’s that? I just00:17:21
took a picture of that. Well, I think maybe it’s for00:17:24
a photo report to Moscow, so maybe Putin00:17:27
will see it. So, come on, take a picture of me.00:17:30
I didn’t smile,00:17:37
another thing, let’s start the00:17:41
procedures. Well, what do you see there,00:17:45
the owner arrived00:17:54
only without a tongue00:17:58
[laughter]00:18:04
and I have00:18:06
[music]00:18:09
that now Putin hit him on the ass.00:18:14
Why? Well, maybe he’s passing on his immunity to you;00:18:20
his immunity is strong. Let him be. conveys00:18:42
This is what is happening I’m now in00:18:48
the face00:19:12
[music]00:19:22
and Vladimir Vladimirovich also had this procedure00:19:25
done. I think so, but if00:19:29
Volodya endured it, then I have to endure it too.00:19:32
Let’s00:19:40
go through the old school and not like that,00:19:49
this is too much, it can damage00:19:53
the gas pipeline00:19:56
no no00:20:02
[ music]00:20:17
a little in a different place00:20:37
and then who00:20:39
seems to me already easier00:20:49
[music]00:20:52
made the00:20:56
Republic of Belarus00:20:58
wine wanted honor and shouting for Belarus00:21:02
that the Belarusians will not hear his voice00:21:05
And who are you the main directorate of the outlet of00:21:09
Ukraine00:21:10
[applause]00:21:28
[applause]00:21:48
not a damn thing has changed00:21:52
[music]00:21:53
[applause]00:21:56
[music]00:22:01
oh00:22:03
kynu00:22:05
garlic snowdrift to cover the Russians00:22:10
then I00:22:56
see in the wind buy00:23:02
Who am I, this Sashka from Tambov Sashka00:23:07
from Tambov00:23:09
you will be born Natasha from Rostov00:23:13
is not necessary Don’t be00:23:15
conjured normally last time So What like this00:23:18
last time00:23:21
come on yourself00:23:28
[music] I do00:23:43
n’t understand you00:24:03
before it was more when we00:24:06
came to the Sumy region So to find for a training session there were so00:24:09
many of us there there was a00:24:25
strong Curse I don’t even know how to00:24:28
say in general00:24:31
my gun doesn’t shoot anymore00:24:34
so no one has this Ministry of00:24:38
your I defense go complaining who isn’t giving00:24:41
you guns from museums,00:24:45
I’m talking about other weapons, it’s like saying00:24:49
my little soldier doesn’t react to the command to get up anymore,00:24:54
this00:24:56
Bogatyr doesn’t react in any way00:25:09
[music]00:25:24
[music]00:25:30
No, it’s not me, it’s like the Wolf himself went,00:25:33
the rest of the commander didn’t let her in00:25:36
commander00:25:38
[music]00:25:49
Granny, help us, we're all suffering in the whole platoon, the00:25:52
guys are suffering, commander, we're suffering. We're00:25:54
afraid that vodka will start tormenting us.00:25:59
Well, yes, there's a photo of Gentova.00:26:03
Of course there's one. But you can't see behind the00:26:06
hair.00:26:08
Fool, you're commanders. Vodka is the problem00:26:29
[laughter]00:26:39
and I'll think about it for you, help, please, help00:26:42
I’ll do whatever you want for you,00:26:44
just say what you want,00:26:55
whatever you say, I’ll make the00:27:00
king, they wo00:27:01
n’t let me in. And I’ll turn you into a dove;00:27:17
catch me, they’ll kill me No no no I don’t00:27:19
agree I don’t know how I’m a hero00:27:24
This is no this is not And how to fight in Ukraine00:27:27
these00:27:31
stories are not all percent 82 somewhere00:27:37
Say anything I’ll do whatever you want Do you00:27:39
want00:27:46
[music]00:27:57
this is of course00:28:03
Granny Or maybe it’s you cursed our Russia00:28:06
No, it’s not me, it’s my00:28:11
grandmother Wow, I’m very much a sorceress was00:28:15
still alive,00:28:17
here she is, a curse was placed on your Russia and the00:28:21
word was not Russia, but there was00:28:24
only Kievan Rus, I heard00:28:27
Well, of course,00:28:29
you can remove it, you can remove the spell, you need to00:28:33
put a second Vovka in the Mausoleum00:28:40
next to Vovka from the Kremlin will become Vanka00:29:15
fu fu00:29:18
there is00:29:20
[laughter]00:29:24
naive videos00:29:30
[applause]00:29:40
Tell me what to do for you you want money00:29:42
I’ll give you as much as you want come here00:29:46
write down the number on the card00:29:53
and to the quadcopter00:29:58
the more reset it00:30:15
understood I understood tonight with the guys00:30:18
we’ll sit down with everything we have whoever is there, we’ll translate everything for00:30:20
you00:30:34
Come on, Vanka,00:30:44
hello Grandma, I’m coming to see you Captain00:30:49
Kozlov, I00:30:51
see the captain, and Kozlov00:30:57
is funny Grandma,00:31:00
when we retreated from the Sumy region00:31:03
You cursed us00:31:06
with the women00:31:08
Yes, no, I have problems with the women, they00:31:10
don’t interest me00:31:20
And you want me to do this Curse I don’t00:31:23
want00:31:33
it happens00:31:53
someone Came to me00:31:55
What’s your problem You00:31:58
said that it’s possible that Sashka went in your00:32:01
direction You didn’t see Sashka the00:32:05
pig00:32:08
I want to stab some jellied meat to make00:32:23
you feel the same again You’ll get00:32:40
back Everything as it was before It won’t work out00:32:43
like before00:32:46
the land was invaded Get it answer all the00:32:50
Ukrainian women00:32:57
[applause]00:33:03
[music]00:33:19
Well, now he does this every minute.00:33:22
It’s clear Granny So what’s with my00:33:25
problem, that is, there is one ritual So00:33:28
listen early in the morning And Sunday, yeah, you need to00:33:36
do 20 laps around the flag on Red Square Yes, not a problem at all00:33:39
Thank you, but only the Ukrainian flag should00:33:42
be00:33:45
simpler, maybe 10 laps But with everyone’s backside in00:33:50
the round dance,00:33:51
grandma, you understand that after that00:33:53
we have the whole platoon on this flagpole and00:33:55
pull it Well, okay, I’m even cool with it, but00:33:57
guys,00:34:15
I’m the captain of the Russian army with00:34:17
pig [ __ ] Yes with pleasure00:34:24
so that he is ill,00:34:26
I understand on Red Square out00:34:33
of stock So it turns out because of you00:34:36
all these explosions in our warehouses and the00:34:38
guys are just trying to remove the damage I00:34:41
took part and smoked a couple of idiots00:34:45
Okay on you That's what00:34:49
the ring is, take it He will help remove00:34:52
Spell No, you’ll just give Dyatlov as a00:34:54
wedding gift,00:34:57
but I think Sashka will even like it00:35:21
How can we do it00:35:27
You need to liberate three more cities00:35:42
I mean, you’re kidding grandma I’m not kidding, really, as soon as00:35:45
you drive the fascists out of Moscow,00:35:48
everyone will immediately lose yours, they’ll00:35:51
stop, say exactly00:35:58
what she said about the colonel00:36:00
my colonel, which colonel00:36:03
am I a colonel00:36:05
after your curse? I crap on the whole class00:36:09
and they gave birth to me as a private. As00:36:12
they say, I screwed up my position and got sick of it.00:36:18
Wow. Listen, first of all,00:36:21
stop eating your hearing rations and00:36:25
no, not everything00:36:29
that’s00:36:39
chicken with it enhances the effect.00:36:43
And now on Red Square, run away,00:36:48
all the bad stuff there,00:36:58
this is a general of00:37:07
the Russian army in the package, yes, with00:37:10
pleasure,00:37:21
you have big problems.00:37:31
So I tell you every night00:37:43
How wonderful00:37:45
[music]00:38:01
every night I have a wet sheet. Okay, I’ll00:38:05
help you,00:38:08
only I ask you, grandma, this time00:38:11
without deception, please when the00:38:13
fat one deceived you the last time when I00:38:16
asked how best to go to Nikolaev there00:38:18
You advised me through Chernobaevka00:38:21
Well, maybe she advised And what And what And00:38:25
most importantly, they dissuaded me after00:38:27
10-17 and 24 times Maybe we’ll go another way00:38:31
I say no, the grandmother said through00:38:34
Chernobaevka means through Chernobaevka00:38:37
come out wait through Chernostaevka00:38:45
I should have had another problem with the women00:38:51
[music]00:38:53
everything is fine With my wife, the problem is what to00:39:21
do, grandma, well, there is one potion,00:39:25
a spell, but then you have to give something up,00:39:28
you say whatever you want, I’ll give it away00:39:31
That Crimea00:39:36
[ applause]00:39:38
Well, it’s only in Crimea that00:39:41
the grass that you need grows, you’ll have to00:39:44
withdraw the troops,00:39:47
that this is the Minister of Defense00:39:58
now, not a general, but a civilian00:40:01
simple minister,00:40:10
Putin won’t have time for you at that time. And00:40:14
what about Putin00:40:37
on a rope? The00:40:47
language was so funny that they found out00:40:52
when00:40:54
they did that they dance around him and00:40:59
celebrate all over the planet00:41:03
like this, I told him I told him to go00:41:06
to Ukraine, you’ll go for a long time, you won’t00:41:09
sit on your throne for a long time. Didn’t listen to00:41:12
me, everything will be I don’t00:41:17
see00:41:19
that you don’t see the future, I don’t see Russia to00:41:23
the future00:41:29
[music]00:41:52
Glory to Ukraine to the Heroes Glory00:41:56
[applause] the yak on the00:42:01
right00:42:04
can take all the layouts on the layouts00:42:10
[applause]00:42:14
What does it mean to collect I’m a general of the Russian00:42:19
army00:42:21
to collect00:42:23
everything I’ll shoot you curse00:42:33
I can’t I promised someone else00:42:38
[music]00:42:52
[applause]00:42:57
grandma00:43:06
[ applause]00:43:10
and at once I’ll fall down again our Ukraine00:43:15
chukaya00:43:16
oh Max00:43:20
yacht Kima feeling lota I’m tearing00:43:25
out of the earth oh we’ll live oh we’ll live00:43:31
[applause]00:43:38
my everyday life00:43:40
I remember00:43:43
Ukraine no one nor Cola no00:43:47
one nor Cola can00:43:51
[applause]00:44:04
[music]00:44:08
rockywe weigh Rocky we from our point of view,00:44:11
than 20 pershell 2200:44:15
Quidnya in Kiev we will show a new00:44:18
program00:44:23
specially for the petrinka for Isa00:44:25
at the next ceremony for the past of00:44:28
all to worship in those days before us diesel00:44:33
show00:44:40
[music]00:44:43
mirror of abandoned friends hanging Rocky00:44:48
humanistic show of Ukraine00:45:00
[music]00:45:19
Voronezh00:45:21
Yes, it’s not something called a leg,00:45:25
a leg, that Russia is00:45:28
too careful. There may be00:45:30
cameras here too, I don’t remember, in short,00:45:32
some kind of Gaiburg, the main Partner is00:45:34
Eritrean, but Eritrean is now our00:45:37
main Partner,00:45:38
wait, we have Belarus, this is the main00:45:41
partner Well in short, this is African00:45:44
Belarus00:45:45
and what are we doing here? Well, how are we here00:45:49
because of the negative successes of our army,00:45:53
in general, we have a bad situation00:45:57
[applause] we00:46:01
came here to recruit an army. Well, we00:46:04
must meet here with one tribe.00:46:28
No, we have an ass, but they say that this00:46:31
the amulet is just magical, with this00:46:33
amulet the tribe did not lose a single battle, the00:46:35
leader himself said so00:46:37
Well, it’s like the Belarusian leader, too,00:46:40
and he sculpted to everyone that he was riding 280 on a tractor00:46:43
And now this is about the amulet Sculpt Yes, he00:46:47
really was driving,00:46:48
yes And here the truth is even about it in our00:46:51
telegram channels they wrote00:46:53
loudly but00:46:55
it’s true, of course00:46:59
it’s according to the Belarusian scheme Yes, what00:47:02
the hell is this, I don’t know how it’s an amulet, but00:47:06
we’ll definitely bring malaria from here, you check it Is it00:47:08
local or Ukrainian00:47:12
He’s chubaba, he00:47:14
should have Yasha’s business card in his pocket00:47:23
Well, There's a picture of us in the FSB building on the poster.00:47:26
Damn, well, in short, well, it's00:47:30
clear,00:47:32
listen, and when00:47:37
I can't negotiate, of course, but I do00:47:40
n't need to drink so much. Well, in short, we00:47:42
found one guy. He once studied with us00:47:44
in Moscow. For the last 20 years, he00:47:47
lives here. By the way, he told us about the amulet.00:47:49
And in general, he says that the Ukrainians00:47:51
also wanted this one for themselves, but he is sure that00:47:53
we will make an offer. Well, of course,00:47:55
Russia00:48:06
looks a lot like the Belarusian leader,00:48:11
smile, remember, we need to prevent you from00:48:14
getting this amulet Hello00:48:51
[applause] [laughter]00:48:55
[music]00:48:58
Maybe I’m saying that it will be fun with you,00:49:03
we just would like to somehow express our00:49:05
respect to the leader, how to do this, to00:49:08
express respect, you need to bow, do it00:49:11
easily, please,00:50:06
the leader,00:50:09
you just said your respect00:50:12
was now00:50:21
[music]00:50:23
said that this is possible do only00:50:26
the leader00:50:45
according to you I called you I studied in00:50:50
Moscow It’s00:51:24
so interesting to learn the language seems not ours But00:51:28
I have the feeling that I have already felt it00:51:32
from the Russian it happened we all came to00:51:37
you from the Russian Federation with deep00:51:40
respect00:51:41
you can know what Russia is00:51:55
your success war with Ukraine,00:51:59
we have a special military operation00:52:08
[laughter]00:52:16
what does he know about your gestures voluntarily00:52:25
about the snake islands We have legends here00:52:40
[music]00:52:41
[applause]00:52:49
some kind of00:52:51
offensive this [ __ ]00:52:54
Okay, I remember we need to get an amulet00:52:56
Please tell me how to knows00:52:59
that we came for an amulet00:53:11
[applause]00:53:21
he just can’t give it away00:53:33
that we are there for a reason We are ready in exchange for00:53:37
Russian rubles00:53:48
[music]00:53:51
Maybe I said that he is not00:53:53
interested in money now without translation it was00:53:55
clear00:54:00
Wait, you know I read somewhere that00:54:03
the leader the leader can never refuse the00:54:05
request of his fellow tribesman this is the truth00:54:08
Well for this you need to join our00:54:12
tribe you want to join our tribe00:54:38
that first you need to go through an ancient00:54:42
ritual00:54:47
Lavrov went to the Philippines there he went through00:54:50
some kind of ritual it’s still00:55:05
similar Well wait let's at least find out00:55:08
what the meaning of the ritual is. Tell me what needs to be00:55:10
done,00:55:11
this is an ancient ritual for entering into a00:55:16
culture, history, our tribe,00:55:20
culture, history, but still, this is00:55:22
entry. I somehow don’t like00:55:25
doing this, what do00:55:28
you need to do, you need to sing the hymn of the hymn of our00:55:33
tribe00:55:34
ok Let's We're ready Let's00:55:41
[music]00:55:58
[applause]00:56:14
[music]00:56:18
not yet00:56:20
you have only completed the first stage of the ritual the00:56:24
first stage Yes, there will be a second00:56:28
stage. In general, let's bring00:56:31
people here now, declare this territory of the00:56:33
Russian Federation, hold a referendum00:56:35
and that's it, our amulet is how we came here let's get00:56:38
us to Russia, there's not a single working plane00:56:40
left. Let them go on foot,00:56:44
don't mobilize00:56:48
until they come here on foot, the amulet wo00:56:50
n't be needed for [ __ ] sake.00:56:53
Okay, we agree. We agree00:56:58
number two. Let's00:57:10
get him a quality one, we00:57:13
understand00:57:16
[applause]00:57:29
I won't tell anyone00:57:33
in silence all this I give it to you I wo00:57:39
n’t tell anyone either Tell me, which of us00:57:43
should do it, me or00:57:45
the UN, this one is for00:58:01
sure anyway Let’s keep our mouths shut00:58:11
[music]00:58:22
What do you do00:58:49
better Starlink Damn, are00:58:56
you ready for the third stage of the ritual00:59:01
the third stage of the ritual is called00:59:14
[music]00:59:16
No, it’s definitely already without me00:59:25
[applause]00:59:32
[music]01:00:03
No, let’s go with the previous ones01:00:05
[applause]01:00:09
come on01:00:12
Wait, I’m going to shoot the camera with the key01:00:16
This is for the history of the01:00:18
tribe,01:00:20
if someone finds out about this in Moscow, I’ll01:00:23
kill you, who are you talking about? You will01:00:25
surprise Moscow, let’s01:00:37
congratulate you now on the fate of our01:00:39
tribe and he is ready to give you our01:00:42
amulet Thank you01:01:06
[applause]01:01:27
[applause] the01:01:45
head administration of the development of Ukraine01:01:47
has come01:01:51
[applause]01:01:55
yes And again you know that01:02:00
I am stronger01:02:05
[laughter]01:02:10
[applause]01:02:12
I told you01:02:18
[applause] I'm01:02:28
jealous, we're posting it on the Internet, it's drowning, we01:02:31
're writing01:02:36
to Ukraine, it will be normal for the exchange fund of01:02:39
rumors from the guy to Colonel Oh, he and AS are01:02:43
terrible [applause]01:02:50
[music]01:03:05
[applause]01:03:10
I'm sorry, I'm looking for01:03:13
Matryona Mikhailovna, come in Yegor01:03:16
Grigorievich, come in, you know my01:03:19
name I I know everything about you, that you are01:03:24
an official, you know that01:03:29
you have again,01:03:42
but the time now is such that that’s the point,01:03:47
just01:03:48
wait, I just can’t understand whether01:03:52
you are baptized or not, unfortunately not, but I01:03:56
go to the bathhouse with my father regularly. Is it clear the01:04:09
family doctor or something? If I passed the test01:04:14
negative01:04:27
they said that among all these psychics01:04:31
you are the most important thing01:05:01
Trump I had Trump Trump says there01:05:08
is fraud in the elections I tell him01:05:11
what elections the seams bars will solve without you01:05:14
there you have problems I talk to01:05:17
your wife in Milan yes01:05:20
[music]01:05:22
Well, I give him one powder ended01:05:30
[music]01:06:27
I wanted to ask by the way, while I was driving I01:06:29
looked around and frankly I was surprised there are01:06:33
no roads, no poles, no electricity, I01:06:38
changed two jeeps before I got here, just01:06:40
well, if you are so cool that you live in01:06:43
such a wilderness that you haven’t seen01:06:46
the asphalt, we don’t have01:06:50
electricity01:06:52
here they are01:07:01
back in 1818, the documents were happy for this,01:07:06
all 30 million were allocated01:07:16
[applause]01:07:22
from the entire government and now we,01:07:25
the government, want to know what awaits us in01:07:29
the future01:07:34
for the future,01:07:45
you think this is already good01:07:49
Who named01:07:50
who it is clear who by the apron Damn01:07:54
what do we First we thought that it was just01:07:56
someone in particular and then01:07:59
we look No, damn, no matter who the new one01:08:03
comes, the court is already spoiled in a month So01:08:06
maybe you are taking the wrong ones, only we are here, and01:08:08
people themselves choose to get sick, everyone has01:08:10
already started wearing masks, everyone is wearing these sanitizers01:08:13
already they literally wash themselves, but they still get01:08:15
sick, so we would like to know what will01:08:17
happen there in the future, but who else but01:08:20
you knows what will happen in the future there, well, the01:08:22
fact of the matter is that none of our01:08:25
hollows are already beating off what will happen tomorrow to01:08:30
help us01:08:32
Okay, let's01:08:34
help your government Before they01:08:38
disperse you to hell,01:08:42
we are the government, now I01:08:46
can name the future specifically,01:08:56
you're asking me to sell dollars01:08:58
or buy. Damn, how do I know what01:09:03
will happen in a week? You ask such questions, I01:09:06
don't know. Now I'll ask. Let's01:09:15
figure it out first with one idiot,01:09:24
tell me what you are busy say that you are busy01:09:31
and in the future Yes now we will01:09:34
predict the future I would like to01:09:45
connect several devices at once01:09:47
has voice dialing01:09:57
you think This will help Yes it will help01:10:01
less01:10:34
I have a direct connection01:10:38
with the president01:10:43
through Razumkov Take it higher01:10:47
through Ermak higher01:10:51
through the oligarchs even higher01:10:59
I say direct connection with the cosmos drooling01:11:07
in business Listen, let me roll your testicle01:11:10
for sure01:11:17
the most important thing I thought is that the main thing in01:11:21
our country01:11:24
everyone knows that the main thing in our country lives01:11:27
not in our country for01:11:42
a second But before we start I01:11:44
wanted to know How much this one will cost us01:11:48
your01:11:49
Connection from space I don’t need money, I do01:11:54
n’t need cash Well, okay, let’s send a bank transfer to the FOP,01:11:57
tell me I don’t need money at all,01:12:00
you have it, and the hryvnias are01:12:04
just dollars, euros, bitcoins, I don’t01:12:07
need hryvnias, neither dollars nor euros, got it,01:12:12
you don’t need it,01:12:15
got it,01:12:19
in short throw off both euros and dollars, you01:12:24
just don’t need it. I don’t know, maybe the Minister of Finance is01:12:28
needed, but the finances themselves are01:12:38
not needed.01:12:40
How will you and I start then?01:13:02
Actually, I wanted to say that I’m married, but01:13:04
if you have such information, well, okay,01:13:08
I have information Yes, I I say that I do01:13:12
n’t need anything from you You will have to01:13:15
help other people01:13:23
for them I close the question like assignment for01:13:26
a long time Where is the testicle01:13:31
okay let it be so say whatever you01:13:35
want ask01:13:37
about quarantine what will be quarantine01:13:40
so I see a01:13:43
gradual increase in complete suspension of01:13:47
partial cancellation of the temporary prohibition of01:13:52
quarantine measures01:13:56
Sorry01:14:00
Maybe you have some kind of cloudy ball that can01:14:03
wipe it The Ministry of the01:14:28
blue person is01:14:32
especially interested simply asked I see I see01:14:37
there will be one zone one Zone for the whole of01:14:41
Ukraine for all ministers01:14:44
oh essentially you are in this zone01:14:47
and then the people will heal01:14:52
[applause]01:14:58
bye they won’t come up with a vaccine it won’t heal01:15:03
who the Americans are the01:15:17
parents of the schoolchildren who were sent to01:15:21
online education01:15:28
We want to know what will happen to the authorities01:15:36
It’s strange that you01:15:38
don’t understand01:15:40
the tire service shows01:15:44
that it’s unclear everyone will start changing shoes01:15:50
and there you can’t see any01:15:53
party names or letters of the word I see the letters like this01:15:57
Tell me what01:16:12
I am I don’t remember these. This is some new01:16:15
party in Ukraine, these are the last parties in01:16:17
Ukraine,01:16:35
no, I don’t see anything,01:16:45
this is another abbreviation,01:16:48
the Railway Opposition Party of01:16:50
Ukraine, what is this, no, this is a01:16:53
huge ass hanging over the whole01:16:57
country. It’s a01:17:12
bad omen. What a bad omen,01:17:18
what omen says who? the magic ball01:17:22
will break, his whole life will turn into01:17:26
what the ball is in the last picture01:17:33
[music]01:17:35
Let's do something, decide something, we01:17:37
should not think with our ass01:17:41
what to do Okay, there is a way out, there is a way out,01:17:45
I'll give you a candle,01:17:47
you need to light it for yourself at midnight on the01:17:51
third lunar day,01:17:58
grandma is01:18:02
so healthy, normal and don’t forget to set it on fire,01:18:06
and set it on fire,01:18:10
grandma is some kind of medieval torture,01:18:13
I don’t agree, you want to fix the country’s ass.01:18:16
So, every01:18:19
minister needs to have one of these in himself.01:18:25
Granny, of course, I understand everything. It’s unlikely that we01:18:30
have ministers who for the sake of countries will01:18:32
tear your ass you're afraid01:18:41
never lit a candle01:19:09
[applause]01:19:25
Okay I'll write to God Okay Okay everyone01:19:29
stop God everyone stop bald01:19:34
stop you hear the bald01:19:37
He seemed to have hair01:19:39
you're an idiot stop I say01:19:42
you're sorry granny dyed01:19:46
God can't say the same thing you bald idiot01:19:57
I'll remember better01:19:59
Remember, Lord, Merciful Lord,01:20:04
the country is from us fools01:20:15
and then I don’t give a damn what will happen to you a01:20:18
candle01:20:43
[music]01:20:52
oh I see oh I see you were born to be an01:20:58
official yes And where you can see this,01:21:02
look, the line of the mind with the line of life01:21:04
diverges01:21:08
I don’t understand What is the connection that’s why and01:21:11
they diverge,01:21:15
oh, I see your line of wealth is thick,01:21:20
so01:21:21
thick, just like the folds on the back of your01:21:25
head01:21:28
at the end of the line,01:21:31
some other smaller lines01:21:34
intersect01:21:36
additional sources of income, maybe it looks01:21:39
more like a bar to me. Are01:22:13
you visiting your01:22:14
grandmother in the village? We don’t have any roads here01:22:18
electricity no one will find you, there's an01:22:20
abandoned house next door, you'll be fetching01:22:23
water for grandma, cutting grass, I ca01:22:27
n't cope alone anymore01:22:30
[laughter]01:22:48
Thank you, I'm fine,01:23:34
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah01:23:38
[music]01:23:42
what to do let's go and I'll show you a house,01:23:47
a well, I'll show you wood, I'll teach you how to chop let's01:23:50
go01:23:54
[applause]01:23:58
we're with our01:24:00
[music]01:24:02
2023 in Kiev we'll show a new program01:24:15
for the past of everyone in those days before01:24:20
us in01:24:26
Ukraine01:24:28
[music]01:24:49
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