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[applause]

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Oh,

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well, cut the weekend off tomorrow for work on

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demand, then you are

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damned Rusnya,

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due to the wind alarm,

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Kolya started

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to [ __ ] up there Well, judging by the sounds, she was exhausted

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[applause]

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Kolya We’re at home,

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no one said

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I’m spaty, well, I know all your films in advance

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However you're the finale

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and I have to work tomorrow

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Kolya, you'll get a thousand sleep, I promise you So

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let's get up What we have

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recommended about apparently with Blair there was a

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Hudsonian monster

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not about your mom

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Kolya you really miss my mom

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kind I'll call her she'll come tomorrow

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seasons of the walking dead

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good let

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me

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hear a letter, let's think about cutting it short, can we talk about the

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new farewell to Indiana Jones,

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sorrows for me, ours, we Koly Jones's

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staging prankster is suitable in one place

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Where are you coming I want life

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[music]

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[applause]

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So let's go about 12 Rocky into slavery

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Let's go here for a dungeon

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collective Saturday as we

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are climbing up to our mother’s dacha, then Kolya’s leg. My

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mother and I are plowing at the dacha, Adzhana, we have a

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private

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toilet, then now there are films for

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release,

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but they are just

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such a scary film,

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Kolya’s tattoo video is only 30 seconds, and we have

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popcorn, we have sticks

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with videos about bulges over the Kremlin and then

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I just say factories warehouses theirs

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kind thought of the top of the Budapest film

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Oh I worry Prada perfect film This is

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one lie for me

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because the Devil wears lies and the zhok of

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this

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and maybe after all

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200 hryvnia

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[music]

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that’s the erotica reference fiction

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Leshev cinema sex can tear a film

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Well, yes, but in life for a short film,

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don’t rise up to the field

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I’m spat or Kolya, we’ll take the film,

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let’s go to

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5D mode and live

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[music]

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teeth Well, that’s who I am

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We’re not in the audience There’s our hero That’s how

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it should be, well, you found out for yourself

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Good Kolya Let's go

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Titanic And you're throwing something at the Pallas's cat

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once ended with what you've

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become

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[applause]

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[music]

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Good good Let's go out now Kolya

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shot the void with popcorn I'm talking

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about the movie shot the void I think

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[music]

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[laughter]

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[music]

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What is this and you usually shoot in Indian films

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in the beach

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and in May you are my brother and you are my brother

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Jimmy Jimmy beach drop

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[applause]

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films

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I can properly unwind, otherwise I

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believed mine so that she is worth 50 kilograms

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Kolya

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and you parma for food

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or caries primordial from Svetka you are 200

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kilograms

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so on the crazy fly Everyone needs to

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eat good so

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films for a family evening

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Kolya

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I go Don’t sleep give the film a coin

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[music]

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not fate

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not fate tomorrow knows I think the

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fields we are like this movie Never I’m a dumbass I’ve

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already drank a whole lot myself water on turochat Let's

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lie down you spaty just oh can put on before

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knock what that Lord God I'll be on

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men already get out loopy movie

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Good Last of

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it'scalled

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[music]

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casino online

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[music]

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money In the game

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yeti good movie

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advertising was now skip about

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peeing Download we'll show him our erotic game

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this bisvit for the mortgage of beggars'

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fantasies Oh, what can the glower get some

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sleep stoanovich I'll pay

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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what a cool film It's good that we

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booked cool seats on the Internet in advance

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the film is very scary scary but

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cool

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Yeah They haven’t seen a movie for a hundred years And then imagine

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what a coincidence the cinemas opened

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and Tolik was given a salary unexpectedly Although

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he doesn’t work

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his favorite beautiful thing

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and he did his hair, can you imagine, it took

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me three hours to get goosebumps about this hairstyle I

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had to make a fuss Of course you

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know I I don’t like this,

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in the cinema, too, one redneck

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works alone even in the face. I spat,

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think about it,

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he took my ticket and tore it up, the bastard,

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this was later

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Tolik explained to me that it was the controller,

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but you can’t return the saliva, yes

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Well, come on, Svetulya, we all

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stepped on

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Well, okay,

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someone so it would be right away Yeah, yes Tolya

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forgot to go to the toilet

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Galya Well, go, I’ll tell you later how

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the film ended,

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Galya already went,

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I thought that I should go if I don’t want to

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Well, that’s right What to torment I

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mean, this is my place

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Well, please

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Oh thank you, God bless

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everyone - it’s cool Galya that we went to the cinema,

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otherwise we watch these screens all the time at home,

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these sports betting,

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saw advertising, tell me for an idiot

00:22:30

I hope you don’t play on these bets

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Well, of course not anymore

00:22:43

Look, you’ll hit me in the head You

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can keep it down The movie is on of course

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a man

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Well, nervous What crazy Tolya And and the wild one,

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turn off the electricity on the panel so that we can

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restart the film.

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In general, there is a maniac in the city at the beginning of

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the film, they found the first victim, now

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the police have found the second victim, they are looking for the maniac. Holy [ __ ], what an

00:23:28

original script

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and I can’t understand something It’s just

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me that the picture is floating.

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I, too,

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yo-my came to the cinema, it’s called

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Ekranka,

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we have something with your eyesight, you need to make an

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appointment with an ophthalmologist,

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you know what they say, it

00:24:18

seems yes Galya, this is a normal movie, but

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only for the visually impaired,

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please but because of your hairstyle you ca

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n’t see anything, baby, it’s not because of your

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hairstyle you can’t see it because of your height

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you can’t see a damn thing

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stool go molecule

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What are you doing like

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this

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already Nakhalka looks like

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[music]

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anyway you won’t let me watch the movie let’s

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go

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I had to go home to see Tarkovsky there, you wo

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n’t meet something like that

00:26:01

no-no-no-no Tolya voho

00:26:10

[applause]

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what are you doing

00:26:31

Kabelina

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divorced her husband with this one,

00:26:44

how the

00:26:51

nose hairs grow out of Po Vlasibrova

00:26:55

and this is a Hollywood actor Is it possible that

00:27:01

the man has already returned? Can you

00:27:05

go get me a beer?

00:27:09

Well, you already know the way there. Or maybe

00:27:12

you go yourself; it seems more useful to you to move.

00:27:15

What okay, that means, look, she divorced

00:27:19

this mustachioed guy, married this

00:27:23

bald guy and gave birth to a bearded child,

00:27:48

woman man woman, you feel that

00:27:52

man

00:27:54

[applause]

00:28:08

Well, we can continue with

00:28:12

this Sam

00:28:15

with cheese, this is yours I

00:28:23

watched

00:28:25

I had it with bacon and caramel

00:28:28

It’s a pity that there is no blood bottle

00:28:31

You can be silent now it will be the worst

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thing

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Tolya you’re scared

00:28:43

I’m not scared with you

00:28:47

because his whole life is like a horror movie

00:29:05

this is a horror movie

00:29:13

Of course I remember,

00:29:20

but it's the registry office Tolya movie we kissed

00:29:24

you and I Well, I thought you had eaten me up

00:29:29

You're such a fool I was actually on a diet then

00:29:33

Maybe it's let's do it one more

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time Let's kiss like then

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[applause]

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I didn't think that Coming to the film horror I will see a

00:29:48

monster right behind me

00:29:52

Galya I have two languages now I don’t

00:29:54

understand how to react

00:29:56

[applause]

00:30:01

today it’s

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okay I wo

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n’t tell anything

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[applause]

00:30:37

in my opinion this is not 3D again for the cinema

00:30:42

I really feel how scary the main

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character

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is Now I'm scared,

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okay,

00:30:53

what did I oversleep there, tell me Well, in short, the

00:30:57

good ones made friends with the bad ones and beat

00:31:01

the average ones,

00:31:05

and I remembered, I saw this movie Yeah,

00:31:10

yeah How could you see if this is

00:31:12

a premiere, so some kind of premiere Tolya Well,

00:31:15

this is a version of a French film You

00:31:19

remember this, yes Gerard

00:31:30

no

00:31:55

something something I don’t understand

00:31:57

that you chopped the garlic and

00:32:01

who am I or something else it’s full of

00:32:05

people here We got out to a decent place he

00:32:08

got some garlic, but

00:32:11

maybe it was you who went I

00:32:14

ate

00:32:17

6 cloves of that garlic,

00:32:20

that’s

00:32:24

still not a difference should smell like I live with

00:32:27

cucumber lotion washed down

00:32:34

and enjoy I

00:32:42

got it you look

00:32:55

Dial me

00:33:01

but

00:33:04

somewhere here it’s

00:33:06

not Three sit out of here

00:33:10

somewhere here Tolya sho

00:33:16

someone didn’t finish the chips and cola Let’s crawl here your

00:33:19

birthday to celebrate the phone

00:33:29

the main thing now is not frighten

00:33:41

[applause]

00:33:54

and you're a full hall full hall

00:33:59

Well, let's kiss

00:34:05

Tolya, what kind of kissing video on your phone,

00:34:09

turn it on and film it? Let's sell this movie later,

00:34:12

we'll sell it sports betting, freebie,

00:34:15

freebie,

00:34:16

why are you filming this movie 3D through

00:34:21

glasses, you have to shoot it? Let's do it like this

00:34:31

[ music]

00:34:44

come let's

00:34:53

continue together Primates to the merciful

00:34:56

front then help our defense forces

00:34:59

together Yes, let's help for our garlic on

00:35:02

fallow days, dare our heroes to kill

00:35:04

your penguin with a beetle will fry for

00:35:07

donats laugh under Get burned And the donats

00:35:10

please our farm woman Come to the

00:35:13

patriotic

00:35:18

heroes of the battles that are in the rear Let's forget about the front then

00:35:21

the front will be there to do 13 14

00:35:36

[music]

00:35:37

[applause]

00:35:44

about the Ukrainian hero Cossack Taras Bulba

00:35:50

rolled all over Europe

00:35:53

[applause]

00:36:03

Thank you, of course, but more of this is the merit of

00:36:07

Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol,

00:36:11

and your task now, as a brilliant

00:36:14

director, is to film all this beautifully Well, with such

00:36:19

a script and with such an executive

00:36:22

producer it’s not a sin to film an imperishable

00:36:26

thank you thank you I have

00:36:28

very good news for you by the way we

00:36:31

have finally decided on an actor for the role of Taras

00:36:33

let me guess you agree after

00:36:36

Bogdan the mortar it was not easy

00:36:37

wait wait cormorant

00:36:47

Did he really decide to return

00:36:58

as soon as The contract will be signed, it

00:37:01

will be

00:37:06

to make the best historical

00:37:09

Ukrainian film.

00:37:25

As for documentary footage of the chronicle,

00:37:28

this is the second half of the 17th century.

00:37:34

But the Battle scenes are so important

00:37:36

for the plot, I understand, but you also understand, I

00:37:39

found 200 people in a provincial theater who were

00:37:42

ready to die for food,

00:37:46

but Na cannon special effects there is no money,

00:37:50

let's film the battle scenes with a

00:37:54

quadcopter,

00:37:56

we'll film it at night, imagine, you can hear the

00:37:59

sounds of the battle scenes And everything seems to be in

00:38:02

a fog,

00:38:04

and then in the graphics I'll add the

00:38:07

money,

00:38:13

priority was given to the swingers

00:38:19

by the Tinger Lord, I wish I could hear Gogol now,

00:38:23

what are they giving money for these days? You know, I

00:38:27

should come now general

00:38:29

producer Perhaps he has more

00:38:30

information, he will somehow shed light on this

00:38:32

situation

00:38:33

Where where is my brilliant Film crew

00:38:39

where are these geniuses of the cinema thank you

00:38:45

because there is little time while you

00:38:49

were messing around here I found money

00:38:52

I found a lot of money

00:38:56

if this is advertising integration then I’m immediately

00:38:59

against it It’s impossible for Taras to be in the picture drinking

00:39:02

Pepsi, eating chips and placing bets

00:39:31

[music]

00:39:36

I mean, Now we can film battle

00:39:39

scenes, of course now there will be guns and

00:39:42

tanks or not, there will be horses,

00:39:45

many horses no, 200 no, I’ll order 300 horses

00:39:50

with all the money, but let's film the real

00:39:53

burning of Taras.

00:39:58

Well, I mean, with a stuntman. Of course, we can

00:40:02

even burn three people.

00:40:04

Well, actually, there may not be a

00:40:07

burning, but there may be

00:40:11

changes. The fact is that the customer

00:40:14

has a couple of conditions

00:40:16

[music] the

00:40:19

creative group has begun, they are satisfied with you

00:40:22

their positions are only the main actor

00:40:25

wants it to be their actor you understand

00:40:50

[laughter] the

00:40:58

complex is interested in the latest trend in

00:41:02

cinema Therefore, what am I going to

00:41:04

tell you now the actor will come up you

00:41:07

will see everything for yourself Call the actor

00:41:09

please

00:41:15

[applause] I

00:41:38

beg your pardon

00:41:40

You are joking

00:41:45

I saw of course

00:41:55

it was Maksimka

00:41:58

40 years later, of

00:42:06

course, maybe they don’t know

00:42:16

how such a Taras will invite his sons to

00:42:19

wear, here you have two pills,

00:42:23

eat the red one, you’ll get to wear it, sit and wear the

00:42:26

blue one, you’ll forget everything like a bad

00:42:29

dream, yes, the

00:42:32

pills are interesting,

00:42:34

make a note Yes, I think there’s a

00:42:38

question too. Tell me, we’re making a

00:42:42

black and white movie

00:42:47

No, we are shooting a modern film in the light of

00:42:51

4K, the genre is a black comedy

00:43:03

like American Pie and

00:43:08

waving your mace at a coward. Sorry,

00:43:10

in the hands of American women,

00:43:14

no, no,

00:43:22

what are you doing? Do

00:43:25

you know that script needs to be rewritten?

00:43:28

I’ve already thrown in something new here,

00:43:32

so watch

00:43:33

Taras he was wounded in battle, he was burned at the

00:43:39

stake,

00:43:40

he got a little burnt,

00:43:45

but didn’t die,

00:43:48

and returned. So he went to the Sich, but he does

00:43:52

n’t want to fight anymore, so to speak, he burned out

00:44:01

because he decided to Google

00:44:12

what the problem is, actually. There are already a lot of

00:44:15

examples in cinema. Good

00:44:17

coloring, good. Well, good, good.

00:44:20

Please tell me. at least you know the

00:44:23

first words of Taras Bulba

00:44:33

[applause]

00:44:39

to be funnier than Do

00:44:49

n’t be upset. Maybe we can use

00:44:52

makeup to somehow invoice the actor. Why does

00:44:56

netflix suit someone to invoice? In

00:45:00

this form Well guys, what’s the problem I do

00:45:03

n’t understand 17 moments the springs

00:45:05

were painted and nothing great; the fees there

00:45:08

were painted here; the whole film was painted here. And we’re just the

00:45:11

main character; the

00:45:14

first scenes have already begun to emerge.

00:45:17

Well, look, Taras Yes, after a hard

00:45:21

fight, he comes to a nightclub in a painted car,

00:45:26

has a blast there with the girls from

00:45:30

Cosmos, and a white man comes up to him.

00:45:34

and with the words how are you doing I

00:46:12

apologize I have a few

00:46:15

technical questions I am ready for all the answers

00:46:17

Tell me we are filming in Ukraine or

00:46:19

somewhere in Africa

00:46:22

I mean the island of Khortytsia or Madagascar,

00:46:29

well our Cossacks ride horses or

00:46:33

something more exotic there elephants

00:46:36

lions giraffes Let there be horses

00:46:40

Please tell us the Cossacks

00:46:43

train with swords or I don’t understand with swords

00:47:30

I honestly

00:47:31

[music]

00:47:35

tell me the Cossacks won’t have a question

00:47:40

where the white children come from,

00:47:43

I think from the mere sight of Taras they

00:47:46

will go so crazy

00:47:49

that they won’t have it until the end of the film

00:47:51

In general, there are questions,

00:47:53

but this phenomenon needs to be explained to the viewer.

00:47:57

Yes, it can be explained in an elementary way. Well,

00:48:00

look, for example, these are not the children of

00:48:02

Taras, he adopted them

00:48:04

nobly, I established you, I will kill you. You

00:48:10

see, you are already starting to adapt,

00:48:15

you don’t understand, then everything needs to

00:48:18

be rewritten by the

00:48:27

hardened Cossack, everyone just

00:48:31

bows to him or they get down on one knee and

00:48:34

start kissing the shoes of

00:48:46

Friendship of Peoples

00:48:49

Let's take something neutral

00:48:51

medical medical Let's write down

00:48:54

Taras smokes tobacco or something maybe

00:48:58

stronger

00:49:00

Unfortunately, it hasn't been legalized in all the States yet,

00:49:02

so let it be

00:49:05

tobacco pronounced [ __ ] WhatsApp

00:49:11

who we

00:49:13

cross out in at the end of Taras they burn or

00:49:18

still shoot at the exit from a

00:49:23

nightclub, this is of course epic but still

00:49:28

good then one more question are the Poles

00:49:31

around the fire ordinary or in white

00:49:34

caps

00:49:45

[music]

00:49:58

[laughter]

00:50:08

just not Oscar I beg you Why am I

00:50:12

sorry as far as I understand Taras is not

00:50:15

only a Papuan, but also

00:50:21

What are you talking about? Enough,

00:50:25

let’s put the emphasis on his sons.

00:50:30

I apologize, both of them,

00:50:35

no, only one Andrey,

00:50:39

then it’s very logical that Taras kills

00:50:42

It’s him

00:50:44

[music]

00:50:48

and straight man, why are

00:50:53

you a screenwriter? You have to come up with this,

00:50:56

forgive me, forgive me and with whom

00:50:58

Then now Andrey is falling in love with us,

00:51:03

here the issue is still being decided, for

00:51:07

now put a dash There may be

00:51:09

different ones when you buy just

00:51:12

don’t

00:51:15

Take one prettier just in

00:51:18

case

00:51:21

and quickly be ironic this is now a

00:51:25

common practice all over the world, especially the

00:51:28

new Hollywood rules that in every the

00:51:31

film crew should be black,

00:51:33

there should be a disabled person and one gay.

00:51:42

So I don’t understand. Why are you all looking at me,

00:51:48

worrying once? As they say, not

00:51:52

Taras, I’m warning you, I’ll

00:51:56

resist,

00:52:05

why is there such a reaction all over the world? It’s

00:52:08

already accepted. Look now

00:52:11

they’re re-shooting the Titanic there. starring

00:52:14

gay couple

00:52:15

Terminator is now a wheelchair user

00:52:23

This is now a

00:52:27

teenage girl also called Rambo First

00:52:31

blood

00:52:37

of sexists I don’t understand at all Let’s

00:52:41

get back to discussing our

00:52:44

picture Yes, regarding the Poles, it means that the

00:52:46

Cossacks should not fight with the Poles for long, but

00:52:50

quickly switch to the Chinese

00:52:54

for the Chinese, I understand, we’ll get the Chinese rice

00:52:58

sticks

00:53:04

read, will attack the network

00:53:07

or even worse, the Cossacks will descend on

00:53:14

let them meet somewhere on its

00:53:17

territory somewhere in Bangladesh Rika

00:53:21

Mongolia I don’t know geometry

00:53:26

and the Chinese must win in the end

00:53:32

in the Chinese market And the Chinese love

00:53:34

to win and the Americans also love

00:53:38

That’s why in In the end, everything should be fine,

00:53:42

you understand what this means,

00:53:51

No, this means that we can make

00:53:54

a sequel And that’s another 10 million bucks, and

00:53:57

Brilliant Yes, Brilliant, they will

00:54:01

write it, I won’t film it. That is, how is

00:54:05

it that I already ordered a carload of Chinese people,

00:54:07

you’ll be fine, everything will be fine Now

00:54:10

Sorry, they sent something else from netflix,

00:54:13

but look, they don’t approve this

00:54:16

actor. Sorry, goodbye, we won’t call you

00:54:24

luya, maybe my heart got distracted, you know,

00:54:29

They sent an actor whom they

00:54:32

approved, please Call

00:54:35

[music]

00:54:55

please, let’s return the previous

00:54:57

actor, I you we have

00:54:59

already approved everything, we can shoot So

00:55:04

we return to our sheep

00:55:07

in different ways, let it be painted according to rasko

00:55:11

Bulba leads the Cossack army and the

00:55:14

army, according to their demand, should consist

00:55:17

of half women, you are crazy Well,

00:55:21

everyone knows that the Zaporozhye network of

00:55:22

women did not let us in about this, even Gogol

00:55:25

wrote Google

00:55:32

You can play with this somehow, let’s

00:55:36

say it won’t be exactly women Yes,

00:55:39

it could be ex-men,

00:55:42

but this will add too much to

00:55:46

the budget 2 million dollars

00:56:02

[music]

00:56:04

[applause]

00:56:11

I also endured it in the

00:56:15

Chinese twice, turned over in my grave

00:56:20

Well, that’s already doesn’t fit into any gates You

00:56:24

would have

00:56:25

taken Bezrukov

00:56:29

Tell me, I’m the only one who’s gone crazy I see it too,

00:56:33

it’s Google itself

00:56:38

If I knew what awaited my works

00:56:42

In the future I would burn not only

00:56:45

Dead Souls

00:56:48

Listen, you artisans are

00:56:51

constantly interfering with our work

00:56:55

you need to spoil the plot Write yours

00:56:59

then spoil it

00:57:00

in the work of the classics they

00:57:16

[music]

00:57:17

[applause]

00:57:19

[music]

00:57:20

[applause]

00:57:26

let's have a laugh together

00:57:29

[music]

00:57:38

[applause]

00:57:44

[music]

00:57:48

[applause]

00:57:51

man are you crazy or something to grope my wife

00:57:54

and

00:57:55

I'm here

00:57:58

oh row mixed up, continue

00:58:17

[music]

00:58:33

Freedom is this about Cuba about Fidel

00:58:38

Well, I told you there, a journalist

00:58:41

falls in love with a billionaire who loves BDSM

00:58:45

BDSM What is this, like our OSBB

00:58:50

No, this is when a whip and a gag are used,

00:58:54

exactly our OSBB

00:58:58

They will soon make us into debt with whips they will knock out

00:59:02

what are these 3D glasses the

00:59:06

shapes of the film become more voluminous

00:59:11

cool

00:59:14

[music]

00:59:18

look at you and your shapes will

00:59:20

become like an

00:59:27

action movie let's go there or science fiction,

00:59:30

especially since I haven't seen the first two parts,

00:59:46

I need to watch the first two parts

00:59:52

Yes yes yes

00:59:54

[music]

01:00:04

[ __ ] Vika The

01:00:06

last time I curled up in this position was

01:00:09

when I dropped my phone in the toilet,

01:00:13

courting And your foreplay

01:00:17

is, at most, take off your underpants and walk home on

01:00:19

one leg,

01:00:25

put on your

01:00:27

sexiest lingerie,

01:00:29

tie it to the bed,

01:00:46

Because it turns him on. You see,

01:00:50

you can turn on a person with other objects

01:00:53

they Are

01:01:07

you a fool

01:01:09

and what is he strangling her now

01:01:28

I got high,

01:02:02

at least take it as you wish, make a wish

01:02:08

[music]

01:02:27

the effect of full presence

01:02:30

You like it Vikus

01:02:33

Here's a gift for you on March 8th I

01:02:39

would put some cotton wool and wear it

01:02:44

well let's go through it,

01:03:36

it's very easy to read but I think there's

01:03:40

probably half a book in there

01:03:50

[applause]

01:04:02

Let's switch places here, some kind of

01:04:04

pervert, or rather a pervert, Well, I put on

01:04:09

a mask so that my face doesn't get chapped in the cold,

01:04:14

listen, I'll have to buy a mask like this for your mom. The

01:04:23

most interesting moment will be he will

01:04:27

drag her into a room with chains.

01:04:48

Damn, come on, okay.

01:04:58

How do you like ours in biathlon?

01:05:04

I agree, a

01:05:07

normal guy,

01:05:10

Anastashy, check it out, I have a gift for you

01:05:14

[music]

01:05:16

dammit, they said more than two sentences, I did

01:05:22

n’t understand. Is it him just like

01:05:25

him again in two sentences?

01:05:39

I thought

01:06:00

[music]

01:06:01

Oh wow

01:06:14

[applause]

01:06:18

Oh, I forgot to buy school

01:06:26

and in our beds there are only crumbs after

01:06:30

you eat

01:06:33

Listen, this is really something you can

01:06:36

do with tights,

01:06:39

I imagined

01:06:42

that then you

01:06:44

only store onions in tights

01:07:18

oh, you want to stop

01:07:22

No, I’m probably better

01:07:29

Hello,

01:07:31

how did you do that? Yes, I

01:07:35

covered my knees with a cloak

01:07:37

Yes, I I’ve already tried it with both hands.

01:07:40

Okay, I’ll ask someone.

01:07:44

Excuse me girl, but you won’t help me

01:07:48

here

01:07:52

actually. I wanted to ask the camera to

01:07:54

ask to hold it.

01:07:56

I would like to film all this. You

01:07:59

bring up what’s going on behind me

01:08:06

for this video. I’ll pay more for this video.

01:08:16

Well, don’t, I’m pleased,

01:08:19

maybe rise a little higher

01:08:38

[applause] I

01:08:47

'll go and turn on the movie first

01:08:51

Why, guys And a smoke break

01:08:57

I don't smoke

01:09:00

Well listen, it's really interesting whether

01:09:06

they get married in the end or not

01:09:09

they got married in the second part

01:09:13

so this is what they do after the wedding

01:09:22

[applause]

01:09:39

we'll take it from your mother

01:09:56

[music]

01:10:07

Ukrainian rumors

01:10:10

are off

01:10:19

[music]

01:10:22

Come to the new patriotic concerts

01:10:25

diesel show for petrinka

01:10:27

on you 13 14

01:10:46

patriotic defense

01:11:25

[music]

01:11:30

where everything is ready already Christmas trees and sticks

01:11:33

Always

01:11:35

be wearing a mask

01:11:39

[music]

01:11:49

come out to ask a little late And

01:11:53

we are today Hamlet was staged in the theater And

01:11:56

by the way, not everything is ready here either, or is

01:11:58

this a pre-election video?

01:12:03

No, we had everything ready, they were

01:12:05

just waiting for you, wonderful, of course, it

01:12:09

represents globally How much money is

01:12:12

pouring into the scenery What kind of

01:12:15

scenery will not be everything will be drawn

01:12:18

on the computer

01:12:20

like cartoons, by the way, watch

01:12:23

Treasure Island, by the way, I voiced the skeleton in a

01:12:27

very interesting way

01:12:39

on Odesskaya. Well, on your what’s-his-name on the

01:12:42

reel, I was probably also filmed then,

01:12:44

just in case, I’ll remind you that this is the

01:12:46

kind of fabric that is then cut through and

01:12:49

you get the scenery, but I know it’s cut with scissors

01:12:52

and then there’s the scenery not

01:12:55

with scissors, with special artists on

01:12:57

the computer,

01:13:00

listen If you've already stolen all the money,

01:13:03

just say that you need to film some kind of

01:13:05

crap. I didn't act in that.

01:13:08

So, well, let's

01:13:12

start with the first scene with the horse.

01:13:46

You're probably one of those fashion directors

01:13:48

who are in favor of legalization,

01:13:53

listen darling I’m from the old school I

01:13:57

noticed Stanislavsky Yes, I’m

01:14:00

a little bit of a nerd today

01:14:02

I also noticed that, even I understand that

01:14:05

this is a horse, this is crap

01:14:09

Yes, I’m not young anymore, but I still remember what a

01:14:12

horse looks like

01:14:16

Imagine that this is a horse Even use your

01:14:19

imagination my imagination is not enough

01:14:22

to imagine I need something By the way, to be

01:14:25

accepted today,

01:14:28

believe me in editing, this crap will become a

01:14:31

horse Sit down,

01:14:38

what are you looking for again, trying to understand

01:14:43

How you will sit down

01:14:46

I don’t want the film to

01:14:48

finally go backwards

01:15:13

Oh, by the way, that’s a sword,

01:15:20

you’re kidding me, no, that’s it please hold the knight's

01:15:25

ball,

01:15:28

let's

01:15:34

Ale Marusechka, do

01:15:36

you know this director well?

01:15:40

He's definitely not a drug addict, a

01:15:42

professional for sure.

01:15:46

Okay, I'll try again.

01:15:54

Say your line,

01:15:59

will you pay with money

01:16:04

or too?

01:16:33

also something interesting,

01:16:37

they didn’t guess, they had to speak with their mouth,

01:16:39

they prepared with

01:16:43

such a sword

01:17:01

[applause]

01:17:07

no, the

01:17:09

fictional country is green

01:17:13

and Green, including

01:17:44

whose horse, you don’t need to tie it He

01:17:49

went to bed Yes, they died

01:17:52

somehow very unimportant, he looks

01:17:54

not at all like himself

01:17:56

Leave the horse in peace Yes, left well

01:18:00

with the horse, finished, take the trumpet

01:18:09

I don’t have a trumpet

01:18:15

My brain is about to explode,

01:18:21

it’s a ball But in this scene it’s a trumpet,

01:18:25

blow into the trumpet,

01:18:28

please hold it

01:18:56

[music]

01:19:01

Movie magic

01:19:08

somehow weird

01:19:12

sword I don’t have a horse sleeping with a trumpet or something To

01:19:16

fight with him,

01:19:18

just challenge the snake to a fight.

01:19:26

Speak

01:19:29

great, go out to fight,

01:19:33

what is the scenario?

01:19:35

You must call the snake from the cave,

01:19:39

here the cave is. It’s

01:19:43

very dark, stick your head in there,

01:19:45

but dedicate yourself with a torch and say

01:19:48

the text.

01:19:53

I don’t have

01:20:05

my God, the

01:20:07

snake,

01:20:12

come out of the cave, don’t be afraid.

01:20:19

Excellent Excellent we have this filmed let's

01:20:22

move on to the next Alena pen

01:20:25

I need a

01:20:28

qualified psychologist where am I in the ass

01:20:37

[applause]

01:20:38

agreed to continue

01:20:52

No this is a dream

01:21:00

listen here everyone knows

01:21:16

now this is a snake

01:21:19

tell me this is an advertisement for some

01:21:22

powerful drug

01:21:25

No this is an advertisement for a remedy for hemorrhoids

01:21:30

this is it

01:21:32

No, we’ll draw it separately on the computer later

01:21:35

We’ll draw it

01:21:36

clearly

01:21:41

next time, please set

01:21:43

advertising prices three times higher And let them draw

01:21:46

whatever they want

01:21:48

Look,

01:21:51

I’m sorry, where are Adam and Eve filming

01:21:58

in the next pavilion Sorry, be

01:22:01

sure to watch the film later

01:22:12

[applause]

01:22:20

I can’t Why What if it’s still a horse,

01:22:25

now it’s already a Snake And it looks very much like a horse,

01:22:31

chop off the snake’s head,

01:22:36

chop it

01:22:39

according to everyone according to the script, at first I look into its

01:22:42

mouth, just look at its mouth, they

01:22:45

started

01:22:50

what are you looking for now what exactly do I need to

01:22:52

know,

01:22:55

listen to where you put your head there and the

01:22:57

mouth and Let's draw, listen, I want

01:23:00

to be present at the editing of the film,

01:23:04

I don't want to see the films later, I dare you to look

01:23:07

into the cave,

01:23:12

I understand, it might be worth a career there, the

01:23:38

joy of a princess. So let's immediately

01:23:43

clarify

01:23:45

which of this

01:23:49

will be a princess,

01:23:52

give, I will reassure, None of this is a

01:23:54

princess, a princess, we are separately on the

01:23:56

set now let's invite

01:23:58

the princess is not a torch

01:24:03

the princess is not a torch here is the princess

01:24:07

[music] it turns

01:24:11

out you had a horse And you were silent

01:24:21

No,

01:24:33

let's better the horse Kiss him then you

01:24:35

draw

01:24:53

Yes, I didn't sleep with you, but kissed me, I know myself, I wo

01:24:56

n't stop there

01:24:58

Yes, there is no script for that,

01:25:00

please come to the set urgently urgently

01:25:03

we talked everything yes Kiss the princess

01:25:11

now what are you considering where else where in

01:25:14

front where the back

01:25:16

where you kiss there face and Let's draw you

01:25:18

know here you can't draw a face everywhere else

01:25:21

you can

01:25:25

but you can't cut off her head And I'll

01:25:28

kiss the dragon or

01:25:32

Let's better go into the cave shouted

01:25:35

[applause ]

01:25:48

with my eyes open, I feel sick

01:25:57

listen Well, what is this I need from

01:26:00

you simple male arousal in the frame

01:26:02

Or maybe it’s better to draw it on the computer

01:26:05

no, this is just an acting task, maybe

01:26:08

the sword will help somehow

01:26:10

Put the sword away, kiss the princess Seryozha

01:26:14

Yes, I’ve arrived What happened

01:26:20

Here this is their cave this is a horse a

01:26:24

torch of pipes

01:26:31

of course you can immediately see a professional of the new

01:26:35

school Thank you

01:26:48

smart actors This was the last one

01:26:58

[applause]

01:27:06

[music]

01:27:10

[applause]

01:27:11

[music]

01:27:16

[applause]

01:27:21

[music]

01:27:22

Hello, so I’m also going to take a steam bath, it’s already a

01:27:26

fun movie

01:27:29

hello Congratulations to you We

01:27:31

Let's become famous, we're just getting ahead of ourselves, I'm a

01:27:35

producer I have a movie Give me money

01:27:41

What kind of stupid innovations

01:27:46

have changed if you haven't changed,

01:27:55

give us the script for now And the commission

01:27:57

you decided gave you In the grove, there's no fix for

01:28:00

us Previously, they just gave money and we already

01:28:02

decided to write scripts or so I

01:28:05

respect your position on the side No no,

01:28:09

I won’t leave without money I know that you

01:28:11

have a billion and I need part of it

01:28:18

Alexander, come in

01:28:20

my best screenwriter Alexander

01:28:23

Bridovsky is not the last name on the list of

01:28:26

Ukrainian screenwriters

01:28:32

We can take proven Hollywood

01:28:36

European films

01:28:44

Oh well We don’t know for you How

01:28:47

the film was invented

01:28:59

and a huge wave is moving towards Kiev,

01:29:02

which demolishes all the trees, houses, everything in its path

01:29:05

And that the robot is computer

01:29:09

graphics

01:29:10

Ingeniously, it’s even cheaper

01:29:14

Dynamite we write computer graphics

01:29:17

I understand You idiots didn’t guess the next

01:29:23

film The day after tomorrow

01:29:26

the events take place in winter,

01:29:32

only the grandfather survived and I queen

01:29:40

and says the

01:30:10

main character stands on the deck and

01:30:13

checks the watermelon Yes, the ripeness

01:30:18

It’s not stupid, it’s 11 watermelons of Kherson,

01:30:26

the theme is the need for fresh, it’s

01:30:30

fresh, it’s generally called Tanya,

01:30:34

nicknamed the crocodile of

01:30:38

the team We thought so too At first, but

01:30:42

then when we saw It’s a horror movie

01:30:52

on the screen

01:31:04

that’s right so scary

01:31:13

[applause]

01:31:33

want to show a photo of Tanya

01:31:35

I told you you can’t push your chick through this

01:31:38

movie like that guys I want

01:31:42

We just started the movie The Matrix

01:31:46

fantasy now we’ll understand Imagine a

01:31:48

young man walks into a nightclub to

01:31:50

dance

01:31:55

two pills to choose from red and blue

01:32:02

and he starts

01:32:16

can write well only about those things

01:32:19

that he personally experienced? You want to

01:32:44

Imagine a young man enters the

01:32:46

Ukrposhta building and there is a portal to the 19th century that is not

01:32:52

immediately expensive scenery What kind of

01:32:55

scenery are you filming in any building of the Ukrposhta from the 19th century

01:32:59

ready to watch on a budget mastered without

01:33:03

you Okay good in that same topic on the same

01:33:06

topic Jurassic Park Imagine a young

01:33:11

man enters the building of the T1 TV channel

01:33:21

[music]

01:33:25

and

01:33:33

children love money comics

01:33:48

[music]

01:34:06

before the speech fools police for a good idea

01:34:12

Hello police got

01:34:15

the wrong number

01:34:19

another low-budget film called One

01:34:22

Flew Under the Cuckoo's Nest remake

01:34:26

low-budget guys

01:34:47

We have a film My

01:35:05

[applause]

01:35:25

another film The last one we go to the bathhouse

01:35:30

Basic instinct erotica remember the

01:35:33

famous scene where Sharon Stone

01:35:35

crosses her legs

01:35:39

and so Imagine our heroine immediately

01:35:42

sits with her legs spread apart the whole film

01:35:45

intimately we will close with the phrase

01:35:56

Don’t leave please please

01:36:00

ok 50 percent of the budget yours

01:36:33

[music]

01:36:36

no one

01:36:38

worthless Polish

01:36:49

Polish director caps

01:36:53

Well, maybe there are places for kissing Yes, there are

01:36:56

lots of places for kissing

01:37:00

Well, Seryozha, wait Well, maybe

01:37:04

it’s better to go to a hotel,

01:37:08

it’s so romantic, we’ve never

01:37:10

had sex with you in a cinema before

01:37:19

Sorry,

01:37:29

too, that you came to watch a movie, I

01:37:31

said,

01:37:33

Dude, you were just mistaken, there won’t be any

01:37:37

Star Wars here, they will show

01:37:40

some kind of Polish crap, no, you

01:37:43

were mistaken,

01:38:07

and you won’t hear it, but I understand

01:38:11

your age. That’s why I came with my daughter to

01:38:16

watch the movie. it

01:38:20

just can’t be

01:38:23

Here’s the ticket

01:38:26

You’re sick,

01:38:28

I’m a fan

01:38:30

I go to every premiere of

01:38:32

the cap and I realized it’s the cap itself

01:38:37

no you don’t want me to spin and

01:38:41

spin here the cap Tell me, you’re also a fan

01:38:44

of the cap

01:39:19

What [ __ ] will buy tickets for this but you

01:39:23

bought it

01:39:25

Sergei don’t mind don’t pay any attention to him,

01:39:27

don’t pay any attention to him.

01:39:29

Well, okay, since we already have such a circle of

01:39:33

cap lovers organized Let’s

01:39:36

discuss Before it starts I’m afraid and it won’t

01:39:40

start

01:39:43

I’m also looking forward to it,

01:39:47

this is his Seventh glass work, a

01:39:51

pregnant caterpillar

01:39:54

[music]

01:39:59

by Romanovsky

01:40:03

I’m dragging him now

01:40:19

[music ]

01:40:24

Let me give you 10 hryvnia You just

01:40:26

go for a 5-minute walk now, it doesn’t

01:40:29

matter as long as the videos are on and no Well, what

01:40:32

if I miss the beginning and you have to pass the lid

01:40:36

through yourself every second

01:40:39

Listen, stop it, go somewhere far

01:40:42

away, you don’t care where

01:40:43

let it pass through oneself

01:40:46

Well, okay,

01:41:04

I’ll tell you

01:41:06

what it means A lonely dove is trying

01:41:11

to drink water from a frozen puddle

01:41:15

to measure in it the

01:41:18

exhaust pipe from a UAZ with black smoke

01:41:24

melts

01:41:27

not a single word and the pigeon is saved

01:41:34

Hear you, there’s a

01:41:36

system failure

01:41:39

You really want to discuss this with us now

01:41:44

Well, of course You are fans, but don’t say

01:41:47

that no, only fans can come to the

01:41:51

movie Vzdishechka at 8 am,

01:41:55

we just watched this movie already. Excuse me,

01:41:58

please. And say that I’m not a fan,

01:42:01

I’ve already watched 8 Pirate Coffee

01:42:07

Seryozha, let this crazy person just

01:42:09

watch the movie, and you and I will continue

01:42:20

Well, how come I posted on Instagram not

01:42:24

every day

01:42:32

if I have a wife by chance, at least

01:42:34

to see this, they will never let me go to the cinema again.

01:42:36

Well, wait, you and your daughter

01:42:38

came, I got it, yes,

01:42:50

okay, okay, yes,

01:42:55

listen to this, I want to hear from her, they

01:42:58

from you

01:43:07

[music] an

01:43:09

eccentric on the letter

01:43:13

mete just ask you to

01:43:17

understand that it was not by chance that we bought

01:43:19

tickets for these places.

01:43:22

I think it’s

01:43:27

no coincidence that

01:43:33

in the cinema the sun is trying to steal

01:43:58

so that you die no

01:44:01

no no, that’s

01:44:04

all you are without a woman

01:44:09

[music]

01:44:10

take the phone

01:44:12

[music]

01:44:16

can I answer my mother, say goodbye

01:44:21

Hello where

01:44:23

in the cinema

01:44:27

people came

01:44:30

twice people come Yes Seryozha Come on

01:44:34

Maybe we’ll go to some other

01:44:38

cinema session in the morning only Fixiki and

01:44:40

the lid so maybe it’s better around

01:45:04

this horseradish shadow and it’s over so quickly

01:45:06

no, are you saying this is the director’s

01:45:09

move of the lid Only a few people can sit through the credits in the middle of the film.

01:45:12

And so everyone

01:45:17

will know who had a hand in this

01:45:19

masterpiece.

01:45:22

Listen, I’m trying to put my hands on

01:45:27

two masterpieces of the third size. And you’re distracting me.

01:45:35

I didn’t want to distract you for sure. Yes, to be

01:45:39

honest

01:46:04

[applause]

01:46:19

maybe I couldn’t resist

01:46:22

you in the cinema no one can hear you This is

01:46:25

more important for me than for him

01:46:36

this is what happened now

01:46:39

this motorcycle started up they made a motorcycle from three

01:46:43

branches of a garbage can of watermelon rind

01:46:45

and left. Can you

01:46:48

imagine what hardworking ants and

01:46:54

what is the essence the

01:47:01

action takes place

01:47:03

in the 60s in Czechoslovakia is devastated by war

01:47:09

and the poor caterpillar

01:47:13

[music]

01:47:14

cannot burst into a butterfly because

01:47:18

it is a caterpillar from a tank

01:47:32

and and what what yes and the poor Dove that

01:47:36

froze it symbolizes peace with you and

01:47:41

only It would seem that the black smoke from the UAZ

01:47:45

melts the hearts of people

01:47:49

and you know what Seryozha

01:47:53

with this drunken cap is a

01:47:56

shame, it’s a

01:48:00

shame that I didn’t watch it first

01:48:04

You know, you hardly showed up now let’s go, I

01:48:08

advise you to buy a ticket for tomorrow’s show

01:48:11

and you’ll be able to pass just the cap

01:48:15

through yourself, wait

01:48:32

it worked out I’ve kicked out these Poor People

01:48:57

for three weeks now and I’m 35

01:49:01

years old

01:49:03

Let’s let's do it Well, let's

01:49:17

watch the movie

01:49:23

will watch

01:49:25

kicked out

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