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ДИЗЕЛЬ ШОУ 2022 🇺🇦 ВИПУСК 115 від 04.11.22 🇺🇦 Дизель Українські серіали

ДИЗЕЛЬ ШОУ 2022 🇺🇦 ВИПУСК 115 від 04.11.22 🇺🇦 Дизель Українські серіали

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sverbish baked with a smaller sang do not

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attack the previous and tomos

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gamroidal Hungarian rock tokens for the sake of

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izhatyu without hemorrhoids

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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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[music]

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[music]

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sergeant stupid sergeant mortar

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and what happened in the morning You

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jumped out on way

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[laughter]

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well, it’s hard there blonde, something without it was

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beautiful

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[music]

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what to meet us men Vikulya

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We are in a swimsuit on the beach

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for men it’s enough just wait for

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the swimsuit

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Good afternoon girls

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this is a compliment

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They think that I need more alcohol

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than you

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in general nothing

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Once Hello ladies,

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this is a compliment to you from the same men, I

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thank you Yes, well, I see that you

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liked it and more, well, just to

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persuade me, I need to open more alcohol

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or chew on it

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Listen, how are we going to share them Well, give it to

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you that it’s small and to me the one that's

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bigger why

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Well, big compliments big gentleman

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Madame

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Let me invite you for a walk

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after such big gifts with

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pleasure

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[music]

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Well, how did it go for you, well, you know, I

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expected more, but

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for you, as

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you know, it turns

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out that

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big packaging is

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not always good

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[music]

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Let's say it again What exactly is

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this conflict?

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He's such a bastard, he's already knocked out my third tooth in

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two days. I can't work; he

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whistles well; he works; look

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at this worker, standing near the road;

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people are robbing, robbing; who is robbing them? they

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also

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give it themselves And in fact it’s a robbery, don’t be distracted,

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I won’t be distracted, I’ll drag him again, please, I’ll drag it

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all at once And you know how much

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dentists cost now, psychologists,

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nothing tea, not poor,

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Ilyusa, poor, because of you, I’m already poor,

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essentially Ilya, but you’re not They thought that

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the problem could somehow be solved in a peaceful way.

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Every time I see him near the road,

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I warn me

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that you’re telling me, And when you give me

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an eight, I’ll drink you.

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Well, okay,

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maybe you could change your

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occupation,

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I’m not trained in anything else, and I don’t know about the temple. It’s

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written in his family to rob people

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for nothing as long as there are Bogatyrs,

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we won’t allow us to lose people, talk,

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wait, wait, Excuse me,

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repeat that in the last legend

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where there are Bogatyrs, something was written there for the

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people, it was written to the people from him, people rob

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everything,

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cut off their heads,

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I know how to solve yours the problem is

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much simpler,

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so I’m in this for all people,

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you stop a car, rob people, but

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now on legal grounds. And if

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I suddenly drags me like this, and now it’s

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all a judicial matter. Ilyusha. Here’s an ambassador for you, I rob people

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legally. Hear you,

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nightingale, I’m warning you. Maybe you within the

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limits of the law now, but if you stop me on

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my Sivka Burki, you wo

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n’t even count the teeth well, well,

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what numbers did I remember from her? 3221 I

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bought normal numbers for myself. By the way, I have a

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friend who works there, we’ll take

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you, cool murami

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[music]

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I’m in the place

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Wow, sushi this is how they ordered it for me on pizza

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This is how

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it’s good with simple sides

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cheese mayonnaise sauce

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double cola

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training

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training

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the instructor scolds you for

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eating too many calories

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and the instructor

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[music]

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for three Come on come on go already God

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what a horror Well you should have left him

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to fly on vacation for two weeks and then the

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homeless woman came back, turned into

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something we are clean Yes,

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no need for any excuses, everyone Now let’s

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make ourselves a man,

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you can make a man out of him, you won’t

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recognize your husband, he’ll be handsome

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[music]

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I told you, you won’t even recognize him

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now I'll just give you a second

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Hello, where are you?

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You idiot, what are you doing there with the men in

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the trash? Yes, I brought some homeless man to a hairdresser instead of you.

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Wait for me. So you're

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a homeless person,

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and who will pay for him,

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definitely not I can

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[music]

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dear Alexander Evgeniy

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this not a good hour you decided to show

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everyone your essence your mutual desire

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to become partners is a serious step

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after which you took on the

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responsibility to equally share all the

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joys and sorrows of luck and adversity

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Do you agree Alexander That yesterday on the

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Odessa highway you acted like Do

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you agree Evgeniy that you are the same

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as Alexander

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Yes, do you agree Alexander and Evgeniy

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that it was not in vain that your wands ended up in the

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very place where you thought so precisely by

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the authority given not as a lieutenant general

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I declare you

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and

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now young inexperienced seal your

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joint with a calm kiss Maybe no need

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comrade Colonel, we already realized that

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stopping the

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lieutenant general’s car was a bad idea,

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next time you’ll know who can be

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fined and who can’t. If this

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happens again, then not only a kiss, but also your

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wedding night, you’ll be

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kissing,

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let’s go with tongue Let’s say,

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Colonel

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[ music]

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[music] of

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our lesson on control

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inhale

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exhale

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breathe evenly and calmly inhale

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exhale we hear only the singing of a bird and

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nothing else

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yes

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you

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continue close your eyes and inhale

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nothing can stop us Marusechka

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even this unpleasant sound Yes it doesn’t irritate me

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it’s good but you now

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and then I will not be able to teach you to

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teach you to manage your anger

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close your eyes

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correctly correctly you are inspiring yourself

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say This I am absolutely calm until

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you until this growing

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evil Energy force completely

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leaves you Yes, everything has already left me a long time ago

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I I’m telling you that today,

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more than ever, I just listen. Well, I

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feel it. I see it.

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Well, as you can see with your eyes closed.

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I say that you need to calm

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down. So you need to calm down. I assure you, I’m

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absolutely calm as never before,

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I say you’re calm. You listened to a professional with

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your ears and everything will be fine I

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actually do

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n’t have a diploma in psychology here Well, I

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closed my mouth I got it, you closed

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your silence,

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professional Why are you screaming

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or not? I absolutely calmly

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forgive you. You told me something. I took

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my tarantayka and went to vacuum the

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grass in another place.

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I’m sorry, I guess

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[ applause] let's

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take it here

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[music]

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the meat is marinated, the alcohol is getting cold, let's go, we're

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drunk, we're well-fed, we're working.

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It's more fun,

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I don't drink at work, I mean, it's my

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birthday today, we're all going for a walk. Why

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are you sitting here if there

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is a force in the world that can

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resist crime? she is here to

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guard order in defense of our justice Are

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you no longer drunk

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I don’t drink at all You do

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n’t drink at all Although the police took

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such a defective one Okay you want to sit

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If we are in the backyard of a

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defective

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police officer should be by the way

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cold palms hot feet no not

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so

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hot crown and cold buttocks no

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cold kidneys

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In general, you have to work

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[applause]

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don’t eat me Let’s say I’m not tasty

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in peace we’ll decide everything is fine

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what’s your name Sharik Bobik maybe

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get a [ __ ] I’m a literary word I

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didn’t know I just didn’t want to offend you

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in fact I definitely need a

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dog language translator

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Hello hello

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duty officer give me this dude

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call me who can talk to dogs

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Yes I haven’t drunk I haven’t drunk with Petrenko yet

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You yourself are the wrong dog handler

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cop you understand straight Yes this is not

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for you Let’s quickly

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I don’t the dog was asking you,

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came to me, wanted something from me,

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so I called you, they don’t call us often,

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you know, the last time I remember was

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called when the

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colonel’s wife’s chihuahua had to be

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tamed to the litter box,

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how did it happen Judging because the colonel does

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n’t stink there anymore

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Yes, I’m kidding, I’m kidding

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And you give it like this Tell me listen

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Yeah

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seriously

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Wow you know there's a whole crime out there asking to

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find the one who drowned her it about the grandmother in

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the pond about the grandmother

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What's the name about Grandma's name was Mumu

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seriously God what a sad story

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says the dog's owner disappeared so What's the

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owner's name he

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didn't say the dog said write

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I realized

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[music]

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that the dog can simply become uncontrollable, why am I

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speaking more quietly, I can see from her behavior

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that she is afraid of something, something is

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threatening her, that

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where I can find her, I’ll give her a real bite. Here

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you are, yes yes. Wait,

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that means I saw it in my eyes, otherwise What’s

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threatening us you didn’t see in your eyes and you

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attacked the dog because this

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reptile ate all our kebab and also

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turned over the bag with alcohol because there

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’s no point in drinking at work

00:24:10

What to do now with this movie

00:24:23

[music]

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determined Yes, he doesn’t have the meat in his hands

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[laughter]

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phew

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[music]

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for three, why are

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you all according to the rules today there is

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an accident But we’re okay damn

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So maybe at least the documents

00:25:17

Maybe PVZ

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Good afternoon sergeant hello And I

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violated something opinion just Planned

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understood okay now

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damn it

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I changed my pants And I still have the documents in

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those old pants.

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The curse has been lifted, I don't care. Well, let's

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fill out the fine on the spot and

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we can park the car in the

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impound lot, no, you don't

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have to, under any circumstances, now, now, we'll solve

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this issue. Just a second.

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will decide, I have a

00:26:06

special application now now everything will be

00:26:09

fine so we are

00:26:11

all waiting

00:26:19

Now now

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they are usually fast fast that’s all

00:26:27

Well, finally, for a long time you have been

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far away for something for a long time Let’s

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[music]

00:27:06

before you leave, you can hit the road back and

00:27:09

take the registration certificate and

00:27:13

please

00:27:16

[applause]

00:27:18

now literally just a little bit and that’s it

00:27:23

We’re not in a hurry, right,

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but it’s going somewhere for a long time, really, but it’s going

00:27:37

Well, finally, it’s been a long time, I don’t understand,

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they brought it,

00:27:43

thank you, here you go,

00:27:46

thank you, [ __ ]

00:27:52

Thank you for choosing ours delivery service

00:27:56

Of course you are the best you have the fewest

00:27:59

bad ratings insurance

00:28:08

insurance

00:28:13

damn

00:28:14

with insurance also a question

00:28:17

it’s there at home On the nightstand

00:28:21

[music]

00:28:27

But the application says that the nearest

00:28:30

courier

00:28:32

You don’t want a bad rating

00:28:37

I’ll

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bring you insurance Thank you Thank you

00:28:43

very much just as quickly as possible there

00:28:46

I’m late a little good Well somehow a

00:28:51

little more active Damn well I don’t know maybe something

00:28:53

happened to him Maybe he was hit by a car

00:28:57

Well it’s been a long long time I understand Well why is it taking

00:29:02

so long anyway you understand that we’re

00:29:05

tired of waiting already brought here Let

00:29:32

me understand tired

00:29:38

[applause]

00:29:43

damn it would be better if I gave the traffic cop a thousand

00:29:46

now I've driven 150 kilometers

00:29:50

Yes and you are written

00:29:53

that you can pay in cash

00:29:57

terminals skills

00:30:00

damn the situation here is so stupid don't say

00:30:05

I'm the one who forgot my wallet at home too

00:30:08

you can run away now

00:30:12

calmly calmly no

00:30:24

[music]

00:30:48

[music ] The

00:31:02

stall with the Hot House, I quickly rushed there.

00:31:07

So this stall is at the other end of the park, I

00:31:12

mean, I dashed off.

00:31:14

Well, listen, the fact that you like to run is

00:31:18

of course good, but you don’t need to run for a

00:31:21

hot dog, I understand.

00:31:24

Well, okay, let’s start with you

00:31:26

jogging so I don’t understand that the

00:31:30

ice cream seller was passing by No, I

00:31:33

just wanted something sweet

00:31:35

to lose weight Julia, get it together, well, I

00:31:41

have to guess the recording,

00:31:46

you quickly ran for this

00:31:49

cocktail Well, just to the neighboring park

00:31:52

because our stall was closed So

00:31:54

you love why it

00:32:08

will be good for you

00:32:17

Good afternoon, I see you also train

00:32:21

everyone, I’ll catch up with you

00:32:29

[applause]

00:32:37

[music]

00:32:42

Do you agree, agree

00:32:49

[music]

00:33:02

[music] the

00:33:28

mouth is fidgety when men

00:33:31

talk, I

00:33:33

ask you, dear, please continue, please

00:33:36

don’t pay attention to our family

00:33:38

showdown Oh, these centenarians

00:33:42

Do you agree? you Put down the road, be silent for a

00:33:46

minute

00:33:57

Listen, I ask you by your God quickly

00:34:02

What happened

00:34:04

What happened Our grandfather got knocked up

00:34:29

and the doctor is here, tell me what happened,

00:34:34

tell me what you’re doing And they almost gave the man a

00:34:37

heart attack, come on, Explain everything

00:34:40

from here, limitless From here,

00:34:42

let’s let’s

00:34:48

Sorry, friend, I’m a little late.

00:34:52

the nurse is new, we're pretty,

00:35:00

everything will be fine. Now I'll take you to the

00:35:03

emergency room and then we'll go celebrate your

00:35:06

freedom.

00:35:13

I have a friend today

00:35:20

[music]

00:35:22

Good afternoon, pass

00:35:51

you through once and

00:35:54

I understand that you're from the tax office. Yes, no. Doctor.

00:35:58

I don't understand that on purpose. More

00:36:00

precisely, I'm from curses are coming out of me, I can’t

00:36:04

control them in any way,

00:36:09

I understand, listen, Well, don’t worry,

00:36:12

we’ll cure you, [ __ ] you. Tell me now, did it

00:36:16

break out by accident? Or you don’t want it to? No,

00:36:18

it’s an accident,

00:36:22

shove your tests up your ass.

00:36:24

Well, let’s start then,

00:36:30

we’ve cured you. You won’t swear anymore, you’re

00:36:34

done, you can

00:36:38

try.

00:36:43

Screw you.

00:36:46

I can’t even squeeze them out, so you don’t

00:36:51

need them. Because when a person

00:36:53

uses swear words, it means that

00:36:55

he has a small vocabulary. Thank

00:36:58

you, doctor. Thank you. Tell me, will it be possible

00:37:01

to It’s time to cancel this effect of yours,

00:37:05

why, well, I suddenly

00:37:08

need a jackel at the passport office.

00:37:13

Listen, if necessary, of course we’ll

00:37:15

cancel it, but Lenochka Len

00:37:18

Please bring the bill to the client Yes,

00:37:29

how much money, well, listen, the treatment is

00:37:32

expensive, it’s true, but on the other

00:37:34

hand, the effect on the face

00:37:36

right here

00:37:57

[music]

00:38:12

we’ll cure you too, and

00:38:15

with your own prize And

00:38:18

what a class, in my opinion, I still have

00:38:24

[applause]

00:38:29

God

00:38:31

[music]

00:38:37

Dude, I’m telling you, here you can

00:38:39

catch a real cool wave, this is cool. I

00:38:42

really want to soar over the wave like

00:38:44

Buddha,

00:38:46

drug addicts

00:38:48

grandpa Are you why,

00:38:56

especially 50 years old,

00:39:01

by the way,

00:39:05

grandpa dude Make love,

00:39:09

I won’t make love with you,

00:39:18

what Although I’m an Old Fart And you’re still young, he

00:39:23

says we’re surfers, we’re surfing right into the

00:39:28

river surf surf or something, guess what surfing is

00:39:32

like a type of relaxation when you're flying The

00:39:34

wind whistles in your ears, splashes fly in your face

00:39:36

and everything else in the world becomes

00:39:38

meaningless and unimportant

00:39:41

and the size of the pension doesn't matter stopudnyak

00:39:45

electricity

00:40:01

I want how you guys

00:40:11

and the board jump on the water and catch

00:40:18

it

00:40:30

Listen, can you go save him or else he'll

00:40:33

find it eternal Zen or in the next

00:40:35

life will become a fish

00:40:45

[music]

00:40:46

[laughter]

00:40:50

hello

00:40:52

Tell me, could you do something for my

00:40:55

dad? Of

00:40:57

course

00:40:59

you can take your hands, so to speak.

00:41:04

In the sense of taking your hands, I don’t mind When It

00:41:08

’s right now or we’ll wait until the end of the

00:41:10

working day

00:41:23

and in In this sense,

00:41:27

it’s possible, but I first need to kind of

00:41:32

assess the scale of the work, so to speak, yes,

00:41:37

I love my job, that’s

00:41:40

okay. Shut up, you know, you need to

00:41:43

carefully study every detail To

00:41:46

understand what to pay more attention to. Is it really that

00:41:48

bad, no, you say everything is

00:41:51

very good Yes one more time,

00:41:57

so good, so good,

00:42:03

another exercise Oh yes, exercise So

00:42:06

we put our feet shoulder-width apart and do

00:42:09

bends, that means Forward once like this

00:42:13

and we work on exhalation two

00:42:17

excellent beauty you

00:42:21

remember in the sense then look at how

00:42:25

it was before How it became after

00:42:30

so great we need to check the result

00:42:33

we are working we are working you know I have

00:42:36

good news for you the elasticity is increasing

00:42:38

all the springs

00:42:44

sapper kamikaze You know what you just

00:42:47

touched which one

00:42:56

I realized this is my fitness trainer and he is

00:42:59

working on my butt so that it becomes

00:43:02

elastic Listen to me your butt can

00:43:06

only be worked on two people, that’s me and

00:43:10

your proctologist. And with you, I know what I’ll

00:43:14

do now, you’re collecting your money and

00:43:17

going with me where I have a meeting with the

00:43:21

tax inspector, that you’ll

00:43:25

pay off my debts for me, he’s on

00:43:29

these very matters,

00:43:32

that you’ve been groping my mass, get ready

00:43:36

let's go

00:43:40

and you and I are at home Let's talk at night let's

00:43:46

go

00:43:52

[music]

00:43:54

That is, you are

00:43:57

a citizen here

00:43:59

claiming that this man raped you so

00:44:09

that it would be warm there. Why is

00:44:12

the boss catching up? I see it for the first time. Now I

00:44:15

saw it for the first time. I wanted to run away from her,

00:44:16

she's kind of creepy- then So, you

00:44:19

greyhounds, keep quiet, you are with us. You recently

00:44:21

came out correctly, which means you haven’t seen a woman

00:44:23

for five years. And here, even after 5 years, there’s

00:44:26

nothing to cling to with your eyes,

00:44:29

boss. I propose to conduct a

00:44:36

very interesting one. How do you imagine all this, I ca

00:44:48

n’t help but say this?

00:44:58

I want

00:45:06

I suggest you well Next

00:45:08

Let him

00:45:10

hug me, come on,

00:45:25

and now let him

00:45:28

put his hand on my butt Come on and

00:45:34

kiss me so that

00:45:43

you leave us for a while so

00:45:47

that we can finish

00:45:53

Okay, it’s necessary, then it’s necessary. Let me sit down again with an A.

00:46:18

Well, he’s

00:46:22

not

00:46:23

him, of course no thanks

00:46:28

Malaya can we repeat this experiment

00:46:34

really free to catch it no longer

00:46:41

Well you are of course fire Malaya fire

00:46:49

in short write it down it

00:46:53

means

00:46:56

this hoarse and oblique one took the cash register

00:46:59

And now the money is under the mattress in

00:47:04

Kosovo I understand Well you don’t give it Ask

00:47:08

Of course

00:47:13

the boss if you really need it so you

00:47:17

call me on the highway as if I feel good

00:47:20

and your

00:47:22

detection rate will increase

00:47:30

everyone tells

00:47:35

[music]

00:47:48

and the monkey house was rented out to the wild boar and Filippova hourly Hey,

00:47:53

Efrosin did

00:47:57

n’t hear anything, I understand,

00:47:59

maybe I didn’t hear anything,

00:48:03

but you’re the boss, if you don’t hold me, otherwise I I’ll

00:48:09

arrange a confrontation for you. So you

00:48:13

’ll take on all your hangings and even

00:48:16

murder

00:48:32

[music]

00:48:35

what kind of woman is a bucket and a mop

00:48:42

[music]

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