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papanov
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[music]
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all sports fans
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[applause]
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get out,
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we've already warmed up, let's
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get down to the sport before
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we play ping-pong, the
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rules are simple and I'll pink you to me in chorus
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we'll try the ready pink bunch
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rehearsed here without me
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1s and 10 your favor one more time pink
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[applause]
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someone got it it seemed like yes to me 1 2 0
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we'll try to play now let's you
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submit you in chorus ping and pong well
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wait well let's I’ll wave to you to
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serve that it was a normal serve, he was
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twisted, they didn’t take mine, okay, friends
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warmed up, let’s start playing, in recent years,
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sport begins to take up more and more space in our lives; if sport
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takes up less space in our lives, then
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we ourselves begin to take up more space in this life.
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places and to prevent this from
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happening more and more videos and starts
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running, and today here is the
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next finish of the marathon runners and now let's
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turn our auditorium,
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stand up and let's launch a wave from the
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first rows to the last one went
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[applause]
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well, friends, we're leading our report on the
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stadium where you would be
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finishing right now a group of Ural marathon runners
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ideally appears in the area Sergey
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Isaev our best athlete
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physical education hello friends but what is this Sergey
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is using
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Nordic walking with poles prohibited in the marathon Maxim
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these are not shelves what this is these are selfie sticks
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friends but I already see the next
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participant from his own stormy cops,
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Vyacheslav Myasnikov appears
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[applause] [music]
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essentially with a fight,
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hello, he’s breathing heavily, but like a
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real musician he’s breathing and there were
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amenorrhea in Limassol, excuse the place,
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by the way, the guitar is hanging behind his back, the words are
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n’t just hanging so when he walks, he slaps him
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on the ass and gives acceleration
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[applause]
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so friends, but the owner of a nubuck appears at the stadium,
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but it looks like Dmitry is also the owner of
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something; a TV to Dmitry that the
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TV was stolen, it looks like Dmitry decided that since
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running is useful, but wait,
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wait falcons more positively on the ground
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now slowly very slowly sit on
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it and now slowly very slowly I’m overtaking you
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[applause]
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feel how the stadium
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has gone with expensive perfume because here
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our beautiful Christmas tree appears to friends
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you see Yulia is absolutely in no hurry she
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came here not to win she I came here
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to show everyone my shoes
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[applause]
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which was given by the Arab Sheikh
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Ashot, now I hear how the stands froze
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correctly because the most honored athlete appears at the stadium
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[applause]
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before the bar Fox will play every old lady's
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friends but modifiers grandma she may
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not reach the finish line
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what to do and where are you taking me,
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let me in, I just changed my clothes for school,
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what are you doing Agoshkov,
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well, almost the whole review, where is our
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lively guy, will Dmitry Brekotkin really come
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for his grandmother? I
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[applause]
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these friends for Dmitry, the main thing is not victory, the
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main gait is
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who does not exist, belief if
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touch the cheerfully walking Dmitry you
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will forever become cheerful friends at our
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show there will be even more cheerful people well
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everyone is gathered friends this finish line
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why we’re not finishing Andrey Pavlov
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finishes we haven’t started yet what they
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started
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[applause]
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[music]
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why
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well here and you take away the truth, the pen needs
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water from you, collect the Russian I’m already
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Berezovsky
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[music]
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friends, of course,
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we learn most sports news from the media,
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there is an opinion that the more a person
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watches sports programs, the less
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he himself becomes like an athlete, we are
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ready to argue with that and we invite you to visit
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us here at a certain
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sports information center and together with you we
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will travel through the waves of
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sporting events
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and here is our first sports report
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hello friends and
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greetings to you from the future yes yes you
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heard right the passport television company we are
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too lazy to report from the future with the
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euro -2016 the
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first half of the
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first match of the Russian national football team has just ended
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and we are interviewing Sergei Ignashevich,
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tell Sergei why
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[music]
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well, your personal bad luck is well connected,
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but you even had an own goal and they counted it,
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let’s clouds,
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but don’t be upset after the match, you
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will exchange a T-shirt thing here
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you personally would like to change the mixtures
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but you play with Croatia call
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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we will meet in Biysk football
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after Fabio Capello the
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only valuable things left are conclusions locker room of the
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Russian national team let's go to the lockers for the money of the
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shield in Russian football
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there is money what can I do there
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4 of this creepy Siberia
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already without such before something wooden
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everything is raining he’s in rubber
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I then take her away you take the truth the
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ranch needs us and Hollywood I’m
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already Berezovsky
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money Higa Rachel should no mustache
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here Kokorin’s boots Dietrich Cohen
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Kokorin’s underpants with which close the locker
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what locker close what are
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you doing games less often the money is the same
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close
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[applause]
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and the phone
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is an inch phone nothing teeth
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gets the iphone 7 will reset and how I reset
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to the 7 iphone no one knows how to
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reset the last refuge will hear you
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what will come running too is now playing on
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more suspension, which means I’m not taking you,
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the match is going on, in general, I
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can’t talk, we’re there, there’s an angular
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lift, what do you want to buy,
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well, I’ll forget to buy everything, let me
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talk at home once, there’s a
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massacre going on with Moldova, hold on, and you’re
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standing
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here, I’m here, this is a bar cafe hookah and hot figs
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maybe 50 each and we went crazy at work
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they also have a bill at work
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just means you can league shield doctor and I'm looking for a
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book maybe here this is
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Faizullin's diary at stake to hell
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tomorrow the first match for the national team against
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Portugal worry
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I tried Hennessy maybe tomorrow
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I’ll see Ronaldo
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at least oh I’ll try Hennessy again I
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liked it March 11 even March 12
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Ronaldo still didn’t see
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why I was playing for the national team at all and then
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everything was vague he put the airplanes down and
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reads and personally I even taught where you
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Chukchi borscht in a jar is not tasty I know without
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meat, Lenten posts about
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Slutsk,
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put the man in his place and so he doesn’t pay
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me, I also give him my chips and there,
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well done, everything is correct, I’ll put in my hundred
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so what do we have there for the money, well, what for
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the money, look, that means 4k saltiness is
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better than the phone leg so 4 means thing I do
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n’t immediately take 25 percent
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of the elements
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Arshavin hurt myself at the stadium you earned
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it, what are you doing, finally they’re burning
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Kerzhakov doesn’t hurt
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[laughter]
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[music]
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he [applause] [music
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]
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[music]
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[applause]
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more and if I really cut myself
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[music]
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and
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[music]
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for a man to take his mind off football, a
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woman should, although no, this won’t help
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hi, hi, why did you take so long at
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work,
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what are you doing, could someone be
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hitting you, well, it fell out, or rather guys Rabban,
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we'll be more careful in defending that new thing,
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guys, come on, come on, what's so
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trembling, but guys, Dima, put another
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board, I'll iron it now
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now I'm now where we put the board, I
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'll iron the linen on the head, let's put it on now, I'll
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put it on you, it's just
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clear that it happens to give up the nose alone we have a chance
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1 hour 2
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[applause]
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because let me tell you your board here
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oh my god karma is an evil
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stock
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[music]
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[applause]
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let's come on guys
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let's come on quickly but Dima put
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away the dryer then I'll clean it up now
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what not to clean up later and we’ll
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clean it up later now play Dima you can
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now choose a dryer and then if
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you want another one we’ll clean it up and you’re
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adequate for staring at your T-shirts,
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what does a dryer do, it costs money, why don’t you
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even think about my mom, my mom
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gave us
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something, your mom doesn’t give us anything
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[applause]
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children are an empty place,
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you know that people
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sort out their socks themselves while sitting, I knew football,
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actually, you look with your eyes, your hands are
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free to hang
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on your shirt, put it somewhere,
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hang it, I ironed it
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[applause]
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Dima, when you are with you about our
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wedding anniversary let's talk about dim
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this time but let's celebrate nature somewhere outside the
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city
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you know I found such a good place
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there inexpensively and then I don't have to clean everything up here
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and the guests there will be happy there's a pond there there are
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inexpensive houses I
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wrote down the phone number let's you will call in
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this men it’s somehow better
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to agree among themselves from Dima game demo
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game what are
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you doing on the pipes announced
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live still ignoring me and carrying this
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one that I need I follow you I stroke here I clean up
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let’s do well without hysterics without scandal
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just let’s leave from 7
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not I can do more like that, damn
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you, what the hell am I already down two floors,
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what do you want, a scandal and a fight, you want it,
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okay, let’s swear,
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let’s swear that you’re sitting now, it’s
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more like I’ll go to hell like that
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[music]
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a thousand, what if I really cut myself
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[applause]
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dear, I watch football for 45 minutes
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only 45 minutes you can find 45 minutes
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clap-clap you can up to 45 minutes I want you to
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darken it, don’t wet your laundry, don’t and
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shut up for up to 45 minutes, you can or not
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you can cut it off and become your beloved wife again, your
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mother told you that it doesn’t cost anything
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to kill a person
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[laughter]
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but before
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I watched, yeah, of course, nothing prevented me from
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watching, of course, but now, of course, we
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look at ourselves that world of Europe callously, of course,
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yes, I don’t have any sports bars,
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only at home, I’ll only watch at home,
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because we also need to
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combine viewing with various household
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functions,
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otherwise I’m like a zombie for a whole hour a week
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watching football
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theme put away the dryer and board I
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won’t iron anymore who would doubt
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[music]
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coach you know I left boxing you
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can’t leave boxing you can’t leave
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boxing yet you understand me mortgage
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[music]
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good afternoon dear friends loss
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TV channel about sports
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for us today we are talking with a
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regular fan who does not
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miss a single hockey match
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because hockey for her is not only a
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show and a spectacle, but she also worked as a
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guest with a dentist hello, please tell me
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why it’s still hockey and that’s why you
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should boxing isn’t what it used to be, you know boxing isn’t
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here, that’s when they started putting
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these thieves on their hands, thieves of people, I’m
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disappointed in boxing, what is this hockey,
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how do they have these leggings? fly off your hands,
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tell me, what are your favorites?
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Of course the spider came out in my mind, all the kids are here,
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I have all my teeth here and I remember everything as one,
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perhaps any from Sasha Ovechkin, here’s the
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top left one right now,
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and this one is radulov, but by the way,
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how do you feel about Alexandru Radula I don’t
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like I love these with his fees fashion and
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not a ruble to put under the pillow good fairy
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Well, what do you expect from today’s match there
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won’t be a match fairy tale teeth will be on the pier
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then teeth it will be just a mess
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so I’m not alone today I’m with my colleague come in
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hello and who are you fairy orthopedist
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show me show me the kneecap Sergey
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no in any case no need to
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watch us children no need neither yes nor no
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dear friends there was a program on the air about
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sports we lei thought out buckwheat
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[applause]
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professional boxing
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this is a show for the poor where there are 2 millionaires they hit
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each other's faces
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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coach I thought we came to watch boxing
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we came to watch boxing and you will
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fight
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liquidator coach you know I left
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boxing you can't leave boxing you can't
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leave boxing while me mortgage you
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understand predator come on okay coach but
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promise me promise that this is my last
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fight
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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I promise you that your last fight
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hurts makes me on guard and it hurts, I’ll
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smear you too smear symbolic tenchu
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then the balm Vietnamese star
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will help you don’t eat the coach I do
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n’t see the pain negotiated as usual who
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should lie down and or he but I have
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an assumption that you are in the second round
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agree we write a bubble coach let’s
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agree let’s agree in short
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listens I agreed he’s in the second paradise
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great, a couple more how he will lie down and later he won’t
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fit in the ring
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but will mix with the ring let’s
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find in the second there is Oleg in the second
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round everyone will suspect a catch
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that the pain is negotiable let me lie down in
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the eleventh and you will live I will lie down in the 11th
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coach okay should try
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the position is great that for the money for
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the money you can live about 10 pieces of what
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how much now the thing is for me 9th grade
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such a train eyes what for what pass
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for this for the army for nothing so
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coach where is my mouthguard my k under hypnosis
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was not a predator in the last fight
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myself they stuffed it into my mouth I'm ready I'm ready
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come on
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[music]
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just do it dictator I'll forgive everything because
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in the second round 6 will it
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decide what you're doing
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mojo and you're here and do it what you're doing
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what are you doing liquidator although I asked
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with second sport
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you see fingers 14 coach let me out I'm
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freezing wait wait from you'll cool down
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forever 5
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coach I understood the tactics I know that
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I made him from NATO and he will die from
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dehydration how many rounds are left 2
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yes I need 300
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agreed on the shoulder and look I'm saying
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now I'll agree I would have listened to him, just
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kill everyone, he's sick of us, we were losing everything,
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I agreed, everything's fine, you're a
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super trainer chop with a blow to something safari
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how to hit 256 great he's there for
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several 1
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you lead in blows
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than my dad he just hit
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it just didn't notice I hit you and
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that’s all enough, but I’m leading the Bulgars,
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it seems this is a good coach, wait, wait,
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in my opinion, the mouth guard came out, it will go for fastening,
00:30:02
wait, wait, that’s turpentine, ammonia,
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drink ammonia, let’s do
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it all now, without how to create it easier,
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I must have must
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[music]
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few from comrade, we
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can’t start boxing because of you, but 140 has become the case,
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stop us now, I’ll call the
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police, I’m already leaving, all sorts of things, you want it,
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according to the army version, time
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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the last thing I remember is at the shooting range I’m cutting
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already about to shoot closed my eyes
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wait wait was then you’re shooting
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close your eyes that the toys of our
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childhood the toys of our childhood
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you are the best our wealth is naive and our
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inheritance
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[music]
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we have a music page
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well he wants to perform a lyrical song I
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adore lyrical songs
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tune in to the lyrics and so the song about
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toys
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when you have children living these
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days
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you know what toys they play with now
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they are all toys now on tablets it is
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difficult for them to live without them and we had few of them
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but we cannot forget them toys of our
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childhood toys of our childhood
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when they appeared we we couldn’t get enough of them
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toys of our childhood toys of our
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childhood
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you are the best our wealth is naive and our
00:32:52
inheritance
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[music]
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a large plastic bear made from a fishing line a
00:32:59
helicopter a battery-powered robot
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that hums and goes a rubber
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little doll a tabletop sea battle
00:33:11
and a huge dump truck that you can carry
00:33:16
with you spinning top with yellow-blue stripes that are
00:33:20
never lit, a traffic light, a
00:33:23
doll with the word mom
00:33:26
and soldiers, a whole set of a
00:33:29
car with a steering wheel and pedals, but the pedals can’t be
00:33:33
pressed, one of them steers with pleasure,
00:33:37
while the others had to roll a
00:33:41
construction set with keys and nuts, a
00:33:44
set of iron cars, a
00:33:47
red tumbler
00:33:49
and plasticine with a smell with a stripe a rubber ball
00:33:55
with revolver caps all this is a forgotten
00:33:59
inscription made in the USSR
00:34:03
[music]
00:34:11
toys of our childhood
00:34:14
toys of our childhood
00:34:16
when they appeared we couldn’t get
00:34:21
enough of the
00:34:23
toys of our childhood toys of our
00:34:27
childhood
00:34:28
you are the best our wealth is naive and our
00:34:33
inheritance
00:34:35
[music]
00:34:36
[applause]
00:34:38
[ music]
00:35:06
toys at night 1
00:35:09
toys of our childhood
00:35:13
I am kind the
00:35:15
best remedy
00:35:18
[music]
00:35:31
thank you
00:35:35
[music]
00:35:37
biathletes came from insecure
00:35:40
skiers and who am I here? I am Anton
00:35:50
Shipulin
00:35:51
and who are you, I don’t
00:35:56
know what the topic is for cool topics in general, do you still
00:35:58
remember, will you remember, not the last thing I
00:36:01
remember at the shooting range, I see I’m already getting ready to
00:36:05
shoot, I closed my eyes, wait,
00:36:09
wait, where are you shooting,
00:36:11
close your eyes that morning, for me, a shot is
00:36:16
like a kiss, if you close your eyes, that
00:36:19
is, to her, and if with open eyes,
00:36:21
then somehow in another sport, you think
00:36:24
not me, it’s not as romantic,
00:36:27
I was just running outside the buildings, hit the
00:36:30
head with a fire extinguisher, and everything
00:36:33
you are carrying, which fire extinguisher in the forest, a
00:36:35
Duster, was stolen, what are you carrying, who are you looking for,
00:36:41
confused with someone, I don’t know with someone on the board
00:36:45
Slovaks, our flags look like
00:36:48
Slovaks, Slovaks are the ones who, when they
00:36:52
get drunk, call their exes to the Crimea, the Czechs,
00:36:57
oh, the miracle is gone, and to the obvious they came to their senses, now
00:37:06
I will eat you, a woman, it’s you who stole us,
00:37:11
who are you doing such a thing to friends, I’m
00:37:14
Baba Yaga, I
00:37:15
sold your guns, that’s where your faces
00:37:24
feeling trash folklore is stupid and I don’t
00:37:26
understand
00:37:27
Jack, I have a phone in my back
00:37:30
pocket than when forging pecks we were tired
00:37:35
. Yes, I just put the car up for sale at
00:37:38
any moment, they can call you,
00:37:41
in short, you distract the folder, how is he 10
00:37:43
sms, I’ll try to send it to someone,
00:37:45
lived with my grandmother, two funny phone numbers, there’s
00:37:53
a photo for the goblin, I’ll call the goblin biathlon
00:38:00
Tina, you want it fresh, no, no, no, no, not
00:38:06
Norwegian not Norwegian Norwegian
00:38:09
substations
00:38:10
our Ural
00:38:13
folder everything is so attached to us in general
00:38:15
Auntie from us I want my son to
00:38:19
become a biathlete like his father
00:38:24
wait your son is almost a biathlete
00:38:28
from ours with a woman whiskey star stood over the
00:38:34
summer bjoerndalen forget this nightmare
00:38:44
well grandma
00:38:46
tell me who is the father of your son
00:38:51
on the golden porch
00:38:59
I was sitting Lena Letuchaya here is my journalist ID
00:39:03
so let's start checking Sasha take off we
00:39:06
are in Baba Yaga's kitchen let's
00:39:09
start baking 6th floor is also clean
00:39:15
so we have the right poisons potions everything is
00:39:20
marked perfectly left here in
00:39:23
what from and children please biathlon Atina
00:39:27
and here, too, bow down and the
00:39:31
commercial neighborhood is not disturbed perfectly,
00:39:34
eat the meat, it means it’s not
00:39:39
fresh, we’ll fix everything well, then be
00:39:46
sure to go to the cafe and is there
00:39:49
even a disgrace going on there with a
00:39:53
cable to touch the cable, definitely okay, we’ll
00:39:56
take your wishes into account, Sasha, we’re leaving
00:40:05
[ music]
00:40:08
windows . petra
00:40:18
there, Sergei Vladimirovich, it seems the effect of the
00:40:21
drug ended remarkably
00:40:24
carefully, where they were, what they saw, they were in a
00:40:29
hut in the forest, they saw an old woman, or a
00:40:33
flying one, it’s clear that it means two women, and there were
00:40:36
what sensations I wanted to run, run and
00:40:41
shoot, wonderful, wonderful.
00:40:49
tomorrow before the race, 10 capsules of the
00:40:53
same woman so that they can run quickly and shoot accurately,
00:40:57
I understand you before beans and din are included
00:41:00
in the list of prohibited drugs and wine
00:41:06
[music]
00:41:09
grab it, swallow it
00:41:10
[music]
00:41:18
yes, take my program already,
00:41:19
please let me listen, what are you
00:41:24
listening to? this is raspberry
00:41:29
[music]
00:41:34
we are in the very heart of Russia at the
00:41:37
Kremlin Tennis Cup,
00:41:43
the match between Mikhail Youzhny and Rafael
00:41:45
Nadal has just ended very unexpectedly and very strangely.
00:42:00
in the future, use this
00:42:02
tactic where here is the trandle the
00:42:13
southern aisle you will show me grandfather's revelry Well,
00:42:22
friends, we wish good luck to Mikhail Yuzhny
00:42:27
[applause]
00:42:28
the more boring the performance,
00:42:31
the more expensive the cognac in the buffet
00:42:33
[music]
00:42:36
we'll put it on, it's already started ringing on which
00:42:41
side, excuse me, please everyone in
00:42:45
suits. in this sweater you are a pier and
00:42:47
take it off, come on, why don’t you take off the naked tone
00:42:55
[music]
00:43:03
man it will take a long time to start it
00:43:09
started these are stones
00:43:17
and why their composition has changed
00:43:22
where is Titomir
00:43:31
[applause]
00:43:32
[music] [applause]
00:43:34
dilemma where is the city of San Francisco disco style
00:43:40
this is a victory, but they still hurt for a long time to
00:43:45
look at this program, I’ll go and tell you
00:43:48
the program, okay, then you decide whether to
00:43:52
offend us, you left, what are you going to mix, went for
00:43:58
the program, and take
00:44:00
my program, please let me
00:44:02
listen, what are you listening to, it’s a ballet,
00:44:08
daughters, calm down, sit down and soon you
00:44:12
will hear everything for yourself
00:44:13
[music]
00:44:25
that when I heard it
00:44:30
seems like never if you could see clearly
00:44:34
[music]
00:45:06
[applause]
00:45:08
[music] [
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applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
00:46:00
[music]
00:46:04
[applause]
00:46:05
[music]
00:46:25
what are you doing before here turn off the phone
00:46:33
now what are you doing put this
00:46:36
somewhere already
00:46:37
[applause]
00:46:42
hear that anyway do something
00:46:45
already
00:47:02
say but all the best,
00:47:08
please rate the work of the operator
00:47:14
thank you for the questions
00:47:18
[applause]
00:47:21
[music]
00:47:44
[applause]
00:47:51
[music]
00:48:20
I'm my God Why are you allowing yourself to
00:48:24
pull yourself together finally
00:48:36
[music]
00:49:18
[music]
00:49:19
[applause]
00:49:21
[music]
00:49:22
[applause]
00:49:23
[music]
00:49:26
[applause]
00:49:34
only with them with them what do you have
00:49:37
next is football and then swimming
00:49:46
[music]
00:49:49
and [music]
00:49:54
taking a child to sports sections is
00:49:57
already a sport, so what did you have now? I’m
00:50:00
already confused in your section, so I remember
00:50:02
running, yes that means football,
00:50:04
although maybe athletics, I
00:50:07
remember the ball was well, that means definitely football,
00:50:09
although maybe an artist, gymnastics,
00:50:12
okay Now we’ll find out because it’s the turn of
00:50:14
the day, I don’t know, but you’re wearing kima, but
00:50:16
why are you a punisher here, a short karate,
00:50:19
now let’s see karate, well, that means it’s
00:50:21
Tuesday, and also with us, and then we have
00:50:26
something with them and with them, something mute, and
00:50:28
then football and then swimming
00:50:36
and we have a pool in Mytishchi and why in
00:50:40
Mytishchi
00:50:41
it’s all clear I’ll be driving
00:50:43
from and running next to her and getting ready for a cross-
00:50:45
country race it’s all clear to say more to run
00:50:49
and your hands are free, but Buddha, if you’re going to
00:50:51
run, that means doing your homework
00:50:54
the devil judge and at school what grades are
00:50:56
A's all A's no 1 B's that's it
00:51:00
hello in what subject in
00:51:03
nuclear physics are
00:51:05
you doing what are you doing as a mother
00:51:08
you will look into the eyes when the
00:51:10
ballroom dance comes to pick you up and by the
00:51:13
way an even older one to meet
00:51:15
archaeological gatherings and to go to boxing, it’s
00:51:17
not a pity, it’s a pity, it’s a pity, that
00:51:21
means you can run and do
00:51:22
nuclear physics, I realized that yes, answer how
00:51:26
you did in your accounting courses, understand the
00:51:29
full answer, and I’m at the stand of the
00:51:33
Spanish TV series Seinfeld, well, in
00:51:37
Japanese x and on yours further mashita
00:51:46
well, let’s do this in Swahili, how are you doing
00:51:50
nimi barabara
00:51:51
how is another nimi bara bara you ca
00:51:55
n’t fool me,
00:51:59
write it down, I’ll check it later,
00:52:03
well, what are you doing, what are you writing, then write it down in alphabet
00:52:05
mor, write it down as I see in the club they teach you like
00:52:09
this, why did you order me
00:52:12
in so many sections I’m tired, he’s tired, he’s tired,
00:52:15
he’s not tired
00:52:17
for 20, every time I’m waiting only for the wooden
00:52:20
everything here,
00:52:22
he’s tired, he doesn’t understand at all, he’s supposed to
00:52:26
shoot somewhere,
00:52:30
it’s indicated to shoot, otherwise soon
00:52:33
the pub should feel it very subtly
00:52:35
mom feels grandfather and
00:52:37
grandmother feeling uncle and aunt from
00:52:38
Barnaul moved the apartment they sold it
00:52:40
too, they sold it a little and invest one
00:52:42
you don’t feel
00:52:44
again that the words
00:52:46
where for lunches it’s no more
00:52:48
listening to the shoe look in the
00:52:50
trunk I’m talking in his things between a
00:52:52
golf club and a baseball bat
00:52:53
kayak I looked no there Maxim
00:52:58
where is the cello
00:53:00
I'm her you got me nose airplane I want to
00:53:03
take it apart and put it back together
00:53:05
well so you do this in engineering
00:53:07
school after the agronomist club she wait
00:53:10
wait a second I was thinking while listening
00:53:12
really why do we
00:53:14
put such a burden on our children why are we trying to
00:53:17
embody in them what has not been realized
00:53:19
in us, and maybe we don’t need to do this,
00:53:21
maybe it’s enough to just understand them,
00:53:23
delve into their problems, raise them in love
00:53:26
and then they will grow up to be
00:53:27
good people
00:53:30
[applause]
00:53:34
and
00:53:39
I remember how dad said it well, that’s how you
00:53:42
’ll start your report at the children's forum in
00:53:44
Seliger, let's go, you need to score five more goals,
00:53:48
I have to put it before
00:53:52
[music] [
00:53:53
applause]
00:53:54
[music]
00:53:58
[applause]
00:53:59
[music]
00:54:03
dear friends, a lot of young
00:54:06
athletes, for various reasons,
00:54:09
end their sports careers too early
00:54:11
and don’t know where to put our young
00:54:14
young athletic energy, we decided
00:54:17
to help them and organized a competition of
00:54:20
boy groups
00:54:22
called singing crap,
00:54:26
I’m the first to kasing, the boy
00:54:29
group is torn, well, it’s clear what the embarrassment is,
00:54:38
you know, the boy group is cerebellar,
00:54:44
you understand, the boy group
00:54:46
means the presence of no one
00:54:48
healthy eroticism everything women dream of
00:54:51
slender, elastic, muscular bodies
00:54:54
the dreamer cannot live in any way
00:54:58
they want with us please
00:55:01
steel their stomachs in I have already pulled in
00:55:06
let's go and we are among the average
00:55:14
class average salary average
00:55:18
potency you and I
00:55:20
can drink with tequila although to be honest
00:55:23
we prefer it on Thursdays on
00:55:25
Fridays and there’s nothing about swing,
00:55:28
but only after lunch we are bearers of the
00:55:31
Russian cultural year, in fact, I don’t
00:55:34
drink,
00:55:36
you can
00:55:39
vegetables on the back loops
00:55:41
badges for the peak natali
00:55:44
doctor 51
00:55:50
cats creaks and
00:55:53
on 3 hectares on the stake the
00:55:55
doctor transferred dressed not
00:55:59
the eyes of
00:56:01
our life stern face motive no
00:56:05
any Of course, Zhurova’s prospects are good for me,
00:56:08
but as he sits, I don’t say, the
00:56:12
house-work with
00:56:15
cats is unchanged, ours, and let
00:56:19
all the bridges to the shore of eroticism be burned, but with a meat grinder
00:56:22
above and
00:56:23
that the ship’s ropes with a drill above and from
00:56:26
the mop, yes, you’re kidding, I hear you one day, while
00:56:35
assembling a closet, you find fishing line and your eyes
00:56:38
fill with a healthy shine, you remember
00:56:41
how you got up in the caliber to go fishing,
00:56:43
didn’t wake you up then it was still a pity to eat
00:56:46
two mice without catching your breath,
00:56:50
drilled a worm, planted it, didn’t understand,
00:56:53
forgot the fishing rod at home, and back home 10 km
00:56:57
then back home, the children caught one in the forest,
00:57:01
Konyshev would treat him and you never
00:57:05
appreciated this,
00:57:06
why did you marry me at all,
00:57:18
but also the spoons and
00:57:25
badges hang alqueva us have
00:57:28
a blast for work dressed you prepare I
00:57:32
always have a fire in the shack of course as long as I
00:57:36
remember [ __ ] you can return and after
00:57:39
sex right away not us
00:57:42
someone is in bed a lion and I am an Amur tiger
00:57:46
tiger, the
00:57:47
main thing for us is to survive, we have no time for these
00:57:49
games
00:57:52
[applause]
00:57:59
his
00:58:02
knives
00:58:03
[music]
00:58:06
why are
00:58:11
they hanging Dylan they are a
00:58:12
rose oh my god kitties
00:58:18
nippers
00:58:21
start [music]
00:58:25
and
00:58:30
[applause] [music
00:58:35
]
00:58:45
[music]
00:58:58
volikov and that not a toad are
00:59:00
you completely desperate that the living
00:59:04
have crossed the concrete
00:59:08
[music]
00:59:14
hello dear guys, the
00:59:16
45-kilometer super race for women is
00:59:20
coming to its physical end,
00:59:24
victory is coming, our illustrious low,
00:59:27
our star Marina, this year Ren, with a
00:59:30
gap of two kilometers, crosses the
00:59:32
finish line of this your impressions
00:59:40
are cool,
00:59:59
won
01:00:02
1
01:00:04
[music]
01:00:07
rent
01:00:11
knives g-power
01:00:17
[applause]
01:00:19
it was a TV channel
01:00:21
passport for a while they don’t
01:00:29
put up monuments to living people because they start
01:00:31
buzzing which doesn’t sound like
01:00:36
[music] [applause]
01:00:38
[music]
01:00:39
[applause]
01:00:40
[music]
01:00:43
crappy park no girls at all no
01:00:47
neighing don't speak more quietly over the naked
01:00:51
trump girl and neighing hear you're good
01:00:58
while laughing suddenly it's someone's graves of the
01:01:02
saleswomen the girl read without words the mouse
01:01:09
ask maybe she has a girlfriend there is a girl
01:01:13
you have a girlfriend yes I'm lucky and we
01:01:18
smelled I'll
01:01:20
pin it on the girl to your mother a plasterer is not
01:01:25
needed, arrogant and dads ask
01:01:30
chalk gibson, we asked what chalk gibson
01:01:35
she has, dad bari alibasov.
01:01:40
let's write something here there was a pin
01:01:44
bubble
01:01:45
damn here all of ours were already
01:01:48
[music]
01:01:51
[applause]
01:01:54
videos and that's not fun I'm watching 10 o'clock
01:01:58
where they are, here they are, where are you completely
01:02:02
desperate or what have you switched from the living to the concrete
01:02:05
than the boss and she can’t marry we
01:02:09
want you yesterday wanted to marry the gypsy woman
01:02:11
from whom you were detained,
01:02:14
come on guys, here’s the division
01:02:18
[music]
01:02:19
[applause]
01:02:23
[music]
01:02:28
[applause]
01:02:32
explain, comrade chief, how much are you paying us for
01:02:35
and why did they bring stardis respectable
01:02:38
citizens here at such an evening time and you here
01:02:43
toads of know such a word as vandal
01:02:46
excuse me Jean-Claude van Damme
01:02:50
well, something like that, self-defense was h Well,
01:02:55
judge for yourself night park naked woman with
01:03:00
weight was clearly up to something, we would
01:03:04
like to call you somewhere while the pact
01:03:08
was going should I call or there’s not even a phone
01:03:09
yet, don’t hang up yours, this
01:03:13
phone was caught, didn’t see mawashi the
01:03:17
sydney naki with a broken screen
01:03:24
samba of you sheets, what did you consume,
01:03:28
what’s wrong, poison for drug addiction specialists, why are you
01:03:38
sitting here, I’m waiting for you there, you
01:03:41
wanted to buy a paddle very much to me I need money, why do I use it for
01:03:45
statues for a wedding, you wanted to get married, why did
01:03:49
I want to marry an Empire gypsy woman, I wanted to get married,
01:03:53
a bunch of menus, only then it’s full, I came,
01:03:59
guys, in addition to damaging property,
01:04:03
also stealing property, this was self-defense,
01:04:10
listen, guys, what do you want, I’m a fool for
01:04:13
not including it’s not a question I for a
01:04:16
psychiatrist to stock up on that not toads I'm
01:04:21
disappointed what a gypsy
01:04:30
Natasha you where you want to be and lost
01:04:33
I know your cabinet is empty it's worth
01:04:36
you I'm looking for all our left balls
01:04:41
Mayakovsky schedule guys paddle wanted to
01:04:46
buy services kill the guys disk is not needed
01:04:49
karoshi they will build in
01:04:51
order let's take care maybe young
01:04:54
people need drumsticks,
01:04:57
yes, you just need it, well, they themselves came,
01:05:05
he is that traffic, this is Natasha, this is generally a
01:05:09
forge that sells what for a night in the museum
01:05:15
Tamara, what can you eat it for, well, what is this
01:05:18
cultural schizophrenia, the
01:05:21
desire to destroy and
01:05:23
destroy objects of art that are
01:05:27
slightly incomprehensible to the patient is expressed well, the treatment is
01:05:30
just
01:05:31
isolation, it’s not a toad at one year old, I’m behind me, it
01:05:42
hurts normal people, well, the students of the
01:05:48
Academy of Architecture, thank you for your help
01:05:51
in the white ambush operation,
01:05:55
tomorrow the brown ambush operation,
01:05:58
someone else carried out their bears in
01:06:02
the zoo, throw plastic cups,
01:06:04
need to catch them,
01:06:05
so you're a python you're a muskrat notes camel
01:06:09
come on sber were 1
01:06:13
what
01:06:14
[music]
01:06:27
[applause]
01:06:29
[music]
01:06:30
[applause] [music]
01:06:36
my neighbor Andrey powder and
01:06:40
took up basketball, grew big arms without a sword,
01:06:44
got a sword under him, knocked on the floor, ran around the
01:06:48
yard at a trot
01:06:49
and put a basketball rink on my finger
01:06:54
[music]
01:07:00
[music]
01:07:03
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my neighbor Andrey the armless took up basketball,
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grew big arms and got a sword,
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he knocked on the floor with a sword, trotted around the yard
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films
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Germany
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my greetings from the film, the captain signed up for
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the fight, he put on a white T-shirt and
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sneakers, he bought
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the barbarian, he hung up the net only
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you lived
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egg is
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my colleague, be patient
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anyway, my colleague Kerry,
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without me, the guys,
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was quiet
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to our
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others
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but I’m an ordinary guy born in the USSR
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inconspicuous
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gland you’re the only one Harry to
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go after those for sports and java
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life I’m not friends with pokeball volleyball
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biathlon water sweat curler I’ll
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lead
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can above them
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tesla
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