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Good evening friends00:00:52
[applause]00:00:55
Hello Moscow,00:01:01
dear friends We are glad to00:01:03
welcome you to a new concert00:01:05
called Jellied Ogonyok00:01:07
[music]00:01:11
and we chose the name not by chance, because00:01:13
this is exactly the time when everything00:01:15
around is flooded with something; judge the skating rinks for yourself the00:01:19
streets are flooded with ice, the streets are flooded with the light of lanterns00:01:22
or the winter sun, the tables are00:01:24
flooded with champagne, most people have it down their00:01:27
collars, but ours can’t be flooded. Do00:01:31
you know why everything is right because it’s already00:01:34
flooded, let’s go00:01:36
[applause]00:01:38
[music]00:01:39
[applause]00:01:40
[music]00:01:57
Santa Claus read so many children's letters00:02:01
that I began to envy the Colonel to whom00:02:04
no one writes00:02:06
guys I, in short, in Deca I took this00:02:09
same00:02:10
Santa Claus costume00:02:13
now we will dress up00:02:16
Slava, congratulate Slava00:02:19
at the table, we will sit down already then we bought a00:02:26
gadget for ours too00:02:28
Slava also asked for a tablet Kolya00:02:31
bought a Rubik's cube00:02:36
Grandfather Frost almost arrived00:02:40
call the boy Slava Slavochka00:02:45
come in grandpa the00:02:47
real Grandfather Frost has arrived00:02:51
How cool Well hello boy Slava00:02:55
let's00:02:56
tell a poem on the Silver00:02:59
Reindeer Grandfather Frost is galloping further by yourself00:03:03
You're already quite big00:03:07
and what else haven't you learned Well, as dad00:03:10
said, that's what I remembered Papa we're00:03:12
just a very busy person00:03:16
next year you'll tell Slavochka And00:03:20
now00:03:21
get a gift from Grandfather Frost00:03:28
Rubik's cube00:03:31
Grandfather Frost And you can make00:03:34
my dad play with me more00:03:37
So how is it I know he's playing with00:03:41
you I flew past on a reindeer cat and00:03:44
saw how he played knights with you in a cave in a dungeon00:03:48
in a dungeon He00:03:51
just locked me in the toilet00:03:54
Mom always says that Dad is a bad00:03:57
son Well, how is Dad a bad dad would be a good00:04:00
bad person Friends would come no00:04:03
These are not daddy’s friends, these are mommy’s00:04:06
friends daddy's friends beer TV00:04:09
and remote control this one daddy's friends I even00:04:14
heard that they Grandfather Frost said00:04:17
that they come to visit us only because of00:04:18
mom because mom is interesting and cooks deliciously00:04:24
Well, dad still considers them his00:04:27
friends, but he doesn’t, he says that00:04:31
Aunt Tanya and Uncle Vadim They are parasites,00:04:34
they come to us with one salad00:04:36
that is impossible to eat, ours are gobbled up,00:04:40
so probably00:04:41
no, dad can’t joke Uncle Vadim00:04:45
says that his jokes are stupid and00:04:47
martinet00:04:52
stupid, so spicy with pepper, we’ll00:04:57
probably go All the best,00:05:00
grandfather you have gifts then give them to00:05:03
friends of mothers because dad prepared money for you00:05:06
first and then drank it all away00:05:16
today he will come and he left again, probably00:05:19
Grandfather Frost is watching TV there, it00:05:23
seems to me that my dad is not my00:05:25
own then00:05:29
Sonny, well, I’m just00:05:31
last00:05:34
year00:05:36
Rubik, he didn’t bring me your steak 4 Oh,00:05:38
what a greedy boy, why do you need four00:05:41
playsteaks?00:05:43
Why did you come through the door and not climb00:05:45
through the window? I understood everything. Apparently because00:05:49
you didn’t climb through the window because00:05:51
dad didn’t install plastic windows. But you did00:05:54
n’t think, boy Slava that your dad is00:05:56
frugal and he saved on the windows.00:06:01
Maybe he doesn’t have money, he doesn’t have money,00:06:03
otherwise mom didn’t take his card00:06:07
[laughter]00:06:10
mommy doesn’t even know the PIN code, our dad is00:06:14
not very smart and everyone knows the PIN code, even00:06:17
grandma00:06:20
knows it I know the pin code, the pin code of my00:06:24
birth00:06:36
is real, otherwise it seems to me that dad has00:06:39
n’t sent them to you for three years now00:06:41
because there are already Three Rubik’s Cubes And00:06:45
I asked for a tablet Slavochka Maybe00:06:46
dad just wants you to develop00:06:48
No, if he wanted it that way If only you could give me00:06:51
a tablet, otherwise it’s difficult for me to do my homework on the00:06:53
Rubik’s cube.00:06:55
What are these words Santa Claus wrote in00:07:00
real writing? Tell me what’s00:07:02
in this letter00:07:04
[music]00:07:05
I wrote that I want a00:07:08
big, big dacha for our family so that we can everyone00:07:11
was gathering there with their grandparents. And I00:07:15
wished for my mother a trip to the sea because my00:07:17
mother had never been to the sea and00:07:19
dreams very much about the sea. And I wished for my dad a00:07:24
big, big wish.00:07:34
I want my dad to00:07:37
leave and00:07:46
you will never come to us again,00:07:49
I guess I won’t change clothes00:07:53
[applause]00:07:54
[music]00:07:57
[applause]00:07:58
[music]00:08:00
[applause]00:08:06
[applause]00:08:07
[music]00:08:10
today everything will be new Kamon is with you00:08:14
today here00:08:31
one boy in a letter to Santa Claus00:08:35
drew his brother so poorly that he got a00:08:37
turtle00:08:41
Santa Claus for me I don’t have enough new00:08:45
device00:08:47
okay,00:08:49
put on those sneakers00:08:55
[ __ ] Bro00:08:57
Send me some clear shoes00:09:08
Snegurochka Give me more letters00:09:10
[music]00:09:14
two letters to you in total grandpa only two00:09:17
Yes Nobody writes one for light and the other for water00:09:22
What’s going on in the00:09:25
world everything has changed in general explain everything00:09:29
Yes Even if I wanted to, you wouldn’t be able to00:09:32
explain, I invited a specialist00:09:46
You, who am I,00:09:48
your new image maker, what is00:09:52
the image maker, the name is Zhmaker, I understand00:09:56
your surname is what kind of Zhmaker,00:10:02
Zhmaker Vlasov,00:10:05
mom is German, dad, Vlasov, I do00:10:07
n’t understand yet, come on, Explain Yes,00:10:10
even if I wanted to, grandpa you couldn’t00:10:13
explain, especially since I’m in a hurry I00:10:15
need to run to my nails to run to my nails00:10:20
yes Then I’ll also drop in clients for eyebrows00:10:26
You’d better go to the head00:10:30
[applause]00:10:33
you’ll have to pay extra00:10:37
Okay00:10:39
Today we’ll boost your skill from the keel00:10:43
your Boost00:10:49
ran a dialogue in an incomprehensible language00:11:03
Now everything on the Internet00:11:08
okay Everyone except you00:11:11
What is your official hashtag00:11:15
hashtag word after bars00:11:19
word after bars amnesty00:11:25
with you will be harder than a smiley to be00:11:30
associated with you00:11:37
perfectly and we’ll launch your photo00:11:41
great great00:12:14
What are you saying everyone Modern children00:12:17
want 12 and a bunch of00:12:22
97 thousand I gave for it00:12:25
that it’s a phone, it’s00:12:29
not a phone, but it’s more than a phone,00:12:31
look, one two three times two three, well, a00:12:35
voice recorder, well, look, here’s another00:12:39
attention and right away a photo, well,00:12:42
a camera,00:12:43
but all the photos are in one place, an album,00:12:49
well, a photo album,00:13:03
buy a package for 3 rubles,00:13:07
okay ok ok we started early with the phones,00:13:11
that means Now we'll take care of your bow00:13:20
Cipollino come here00:13:25
Wait for Cipollino don't Stay there00:13:28
Bow this is how you look00:13:31
seriously I look like a bow00:13:59
come out Bro mo come out I want to go out00:14:04
more leave hunting00:14:06
Okay ok00:14:08
[music]00:14:20
take off your hat quickly put it on do this00:14:23
and do it like this, hold it and here it is00:14:27
the text just read00:14:30
[music]00:14:33
Christmas tree Light up00:14:36
youth words normally Let's00:14:38
continue00:14:40
today in a new way Kamon is with you00:14:44
today here himself as a bromine A bag of00:14:46
gifts over your shoulder you will find me00:14:49
online using the hashtag00:14:52
last year I'll put some gifts under the Christmas tree for you00:14:55
And if you pulled Tanya's pigtails I00:14:59
'll shoot you in the black quarter00:15:06
Fool I'm super mega nails and eyebrows00:15:09
Snow Maiden00:15:11
to00:15:17
my doctor Snow Maiden Veliky Ustyug00:15:23
[applause]00:15:29
I'm just a genius Look it all turned out00:15:33
that they didn't write you a letter And now00:15:36
they will flood the agenda with complaints and threats00:15:52
and be like everyone else there are things that do not00:15:57
need to be changed because children should00:16:00
have something real00:16:04
and eternal00:16:06
[applause]00:16:11
202000:16:24
[music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music00:16:41
]00:16:45
[applause]00:16:48
[music ]00:16:52
will solve our problem00:16:57
appetite You have one more video to paint on00:17:00
another down00:17:17
jacket this is a fur coat made of chicken fur00:17:22
here we are working we are working we are working faster that is00:17:26
not why you were transported 8 thousand kilometers00:17:28
in a closed forrish they will have missed in00:17:31
idleness the seam smoother come on00:17:43
gophers00:17:46
according to our information your premises00:17:49
are being conducted illegally entrepreneurial00:17:52
activity Come on, everything is legal Well, everything is00:17:56
legal everything is legal now doctors You can00:17:58
of course now Documents are all in order00:18:21
50 illegal00:18:31
entrepreneurs alone individually00:18:33
making these attempts00:18:37
1,300 down jackets per month00:18:43
the same if 31 days if 30 there and00:18:46
February 28 is much less00:18:58
so I do00:19:00
manual work with my hands these are just pens Here00:19:03
they are golden Here they are, demonstrate you have00:19:06
n’t seen them, look,00:19:09
show them how00:19:15
good the score is Well, take a thread, that’s a thread,00:19:19
take a needle,00:19:34
that you’re climbing Well, you’re minding your own00:19:36
business, you were catching crime, it’s dried out00:19:40
now again, don’t climb again We’re slush,00:19:44
show us how you’re waiting00:19:46
show yes,00:19:53
I can’t do that I’m embarrassed in front of everyone00:19:58
[applause]00:20:02
clothes You can be sent to the legal00:20:06
wider00:20:19
here’s a museum museum a museum of which museum tables00:20:24
just like this I made a sign00:20:28
foreigners will come Let’s say don’t00:20:30
make00:20:34
a fool of yourself why do you need slippers00:20:37
to the museum in the first place Please be quieter don’t00:20:41
shout00:20:52
70 kg of rice are delivered every day00:20:57
correctly delivers 70 kg of rice by mouse00:21:01
wedding down jackets00:21:07
took the rice congratulated the newlyweds00:21:17
does not work Honestly, I would have already00:21:19
sewed two down jackets right now It’s the00:21:21
season they are flying away like hot00:21:23
cakes with rice By the way, yes00:21:26
for the sake of metaphor, yes for the allegory there was rice,00:21:30
how can you alone sew so many00:21:32
down jackets and00:21:34
digital technologies that digital00:21:37
technologies now numbers solve and00:21:39
digital technologies here are caves right now00:21:41
that I don’t know numbers now solve all00:21:43
problems this is the digital revolution figure figure00:21:46
figure00:21:51
will solve our problem of00:21:55
appetite you have one more zero00:21:58
draw one more video, more zeros is00:22:02
enough, some number in front of00:22:04
the zeros, put00:22:11
the table of the country, does it have a double bottom or something00:22:16
[music]00:22:25
I understood00:22:34
at work, maybe Explain why you need00:22:37
holes in the table, the00:22:42
best copy, you know, the Museum one00:22:44
was gnawed through00:22:46
with grass, then since they are such a scoundrel00:22:51
well, why are you ruining the cognac? Well, the table00:22:54
is spoiling the cognac in the grass than us correctly, I00:22:59
think someone is singing there00:23:03
[music]00:23:09
[music]00:23:23
Well,00:23:26
take me where. A moment of fame,00:23:31
this is such a number.00:23:35
Stop building a circus; they told you today00:23:38
you got out of it, but tomorrow we we'll come back00:23:40
again. It's clear that tomorrow we00:23:44
can supposedly put the investigation in prison, so to speak,00:23:47
voluntarily. That's right,00:23:49
let's go through the safe.00:23:52
Closer to the parking lot, goodbye, so00:24:00
lights out, lights out, alarm, we're working,00:24:02
let's go,00:24:07
lights out. Well, I mean, get up, come on00:24:11
[music]00:24:13
replacement replacement00:24:19
replacement replacement let's all00:24:30
[music] [applause]00:24:38
[music]00:24:49
I woke up you weren't there, I thought you00:24:52
fell out of bed again, you00:24:53
fell into the underworld again00:24:58
[music]00:25:05
[music]00:25:07
the better the mother-in-law, the farther she lives00:25:12
on ta na00:25:15
ta Choose what to fall asleep to, you'll00:25:19
eat less thriller there is a horror film there is a00:25:24
fantasy horror thriller00:25:26
you hear No no then a thriller00:25:31
so00:25:34
someone is there looking at night Natasha00:25:39
come in00:25:43
and why are you doing this pose00:25:47
[music]00:25:49
before Natalya where did I take a shower I00:25:52
also took a long time Tamara Let’s go in short a00:25:54
special task so you hide it Let it be for now will00:25:58
you lie down? Are00:25:59
you a surprise for there Igorevna? There00:26:03
will be a surprise if she finds something00:26:07
and what to hide, tell me you bought a cold00:26:09
for fishing and a cold for fishing for 5700:26:13
thousand, like two polycarbonate greenhouses.00:26:17
This is a stray Maybe you don’t need to hide it from me00:26:20
then00:26:21
you can take it in a couple of days I’ll tell you00:26:24
what the guys at headquarters gave me. And if00:26:27
Natalya finds it,00:26:28
she’ll say that it’s an00:26:30
automatic watering system for a greenhouse, a future00:26:38
air purifier with ionization, it looks like00:26:40
what kind of purifier00:26:42
[music] is00:26:44
connected exactly00:26:49
like this00:26:50
[music]00:26:56
that’s what I found, what I found, I didn’t hide anything,00:27:02
I want to sleep, we’ll go00:27:04
[music]00:27:05
in short, look at it like this, now your00:27:09
lullaby will start, I don’t understand00:27:12
how people can fall asleep in a thriller, you00:27:15
’re falling asleep, I’m watching00:27:21
joy00:27:23
[music]00:27:32
[applause]00:27:48
Natah, I’m not looking, yes, look there, are00:27:54
you mom or something? At least no,00:27:59
she’s in a dream walks around00:28:02
to wake up You why can’t you wake up00:28:04
sleepwalkers if you wake them up abruptly then it00:28:07
goes crazy on yours You haven’t00:28:10
woken them up already00:28:12
And why are we all pretending that we’re sleeping and00:28:16
now she’ll quietly find a broom And fly away00:28:25
[music]00:28:29
stop lying Lenin00:28:32
what to do put on pants and run00:28:38
you’re walking in a dream It wasn’t enough for me to go to you00:28:42
in a dream00:28:44
then And why did they stop here00:28:48
everywhere where there is a warrant for the00:28:55
Shmon region, you understand00:29:07
Where you hid it Yes, who gave it to your accomplice,00:29:13
speak and say Speak, come on, don’t be afraid He00:29:17
already told everything, split,00:29:19
split Natasha You went and checked your father.00:29:22
Maybe they should at least turn off the soldering iron,00:29:25
I don’t know00:29:28
what’s going on, what’s going on00:29:33
with you. How do you know?00:29:37
I found out by chance00:29:40
on the bed there, my son fell all over the pillow again.00:29:47
Well, Nikolai is muttering something in his sleep.00:29:50
Let him lie there for now. hide00:29:53
Yes, of course he dreamed about Mom, he was just00:29:56
in a dream, but that’s the point, in a dream, he’s00:29:58
not lying to me.00:30:00
He never said in a dream that00:30:03
she was sick, refused to [ __ ], lost,00:30:06
lost ballet, this of course is sacrilege, I00:30:09
suppose that one is your beloved where they jump with sabers00:30:16
where is it And what is it and I don’t know Tamara00:30:20
Igorevna what he gave me there in a dream you ca00:30:34
n’t tell yet, you can’t tell, but not by00:30:37
the face okay I’ll find it myself So well, as00:30:43
usual, there’s nothing here except a puddle in which00:30:47
so Natasha you’re with me00:30:51
you need to catch a criminal What you need to think00:30:54
like a criminal, let’s assume I’m00:30:58
fat, always hungry, stupid fifth grader,00:31:04
where can I put this00:31:06
under the bed, it’s00:31:11
trivial, in general, you should at least try,00:31:13
think psychologists, damn Natasha, Look00:31:17
under the bed,00:31:20
I’m sitting00:31:22
Tamara, my back hurts, it’s sore because00:31:27
you’ve been sitting on your neck. How many years have you been a00:31:33
burden?00:31:35
hernia00:31:39
What is00:31:42
an Oscar for your excellent acting00:31:45
there? Did00:31:48
you get him? I already forgot about him,00:31:51
he should be standing there, what is this, yes, this is this,00:31:54
how to invent it faster00:31:57
[music]00:32:05
cleans the air, he’s standing there. Why should he be in00:32:08
a box so that you don’t get sucked in?00:32:13
stand in the box, it says00:32:16
what is written here, there are only hieroglyphs,00:32:18
let me read it to you, it’s wonderful I’m just00:32:22
sitting at home, I’m actually learning Chinese00:32:24
ni hao, it’s00:32:27
all written here White on black00:32:29
means an ionizer cleaner,00:32:35
don’t take it out of the box,00:32:38
don’t take it out, fish why why here a fish is00:32:40
drawn as a fish Let's see what00:32:44
they write about fish, but when it smells and Fish,00:32:49
take it out of the box,00:33:00
these are what these advertisers brought, well, they bring it,00:33:03
they say, like, you00:33:06
can use it for a month and if00:33:08
you don’t like it, return00:33:09
the garbage, useless, generally useless00:33:11
garbage, yes, we00:33:13
’ll remove it here already at one o’clock in the morning, but really I00:33:15
don’t have any strength anymore to sleep hunting00:33:19
Tamara are you here or something00:33:22
I woke up you weren’t there I thought you00:33:25
fell out of bed again00:33:27
into the underworld00:33:33
and did you00:33:35
find automatic watering or something00:33:38
Well,00:33:41
I was preparing this surprise for you for the New Year it won’t00:33:44
work out00:33:48
so it’s automatic watering of course in here00:33:53
in Chinese it’s even written only00:33:59
auto-watering for a greenhouse,00:34:26
they wanted us to push in00:34:30
auto-irrigation for a greenhouse as an ionizer, thank God00:34:32
Sergei Gennadievich reads Chinese better than I can, for what reason00:34:34
Bye advance payment00:34:40
before you even say a word right now00:34:50
True,00:34:52
this auto-irrigation for a greenhouse00:34:55
it’s bigger than an00:34:57
echo sounder for fishing00:35:00
How much more00:35:02
is one hundred percent00:35:06
clear00:35:08
And the day after tomorrow they were supposed to00:35:12
give it to me The guys at the headquarters And so that it would be00:35:16
a surprise, they brought it to Nikolai and00:35:19
asked him to hide it So it wasn’t the00:35:21
advertisers00:35:30
[music]00:35:49
[applause]00:35:53
[music]00:35:57
Thank you come to our00:35:59
mini-performance00:36:02
[applause]00:36:03
[music]00:36:07
[applause]00:36:11
[music]00:36:12
[applause]00:36:14
[music]00:36:15
[applause]00:36:16
[music]00:36:19
[applause]00:36:20
[music]00:36:22
you are so brave, you attacked this one00:36:25
and drove him away from me yes yes let it be00:36:29
old man in another place00:36:33
[music]00:36:39
[music]00:36:42
Andrey dressed decently on the first date00:36:45
but behaved no00:36:48
assistant clamp00:36:52
What a wonderful evening you joke so funny00:36:55
all evening that everyone is around00:36:59
[laughter]00:37:01
sister00:37:06
I also love to joke so much I love to joke00:37:09
you have rubber bands excuses there's pressure on my ears, he looks00:37:12
like a big-eared schmuck00:37:14
[laughs] I do00:37:21
n't know what's funny. I like to joke but I can't, do00:37:25
n't worry, I'll teach you, you know what00:37:29
my friends call me, like the car00:37:37
I have, a sports car, baby.00:37:40
When you came in, you probably00:37:43
saw00:37:49
the bus, it's clear.00:38:09
You're right in those masks. they all00:38:12
look the same and they all look like doctors but don’t00:38:16
tell me00:38:17
your eyes00:38:19
when I saw your eyes and then I00:38:21
saw myself in them I fell in love00:38:25
you are so romantic and your apartment is00:38:28
so beautiful and the area is prestigious But I00:38:31
live in Altufyevo00:38:33
Altufyevo is a lively neighborhood Yes, I00:38:37
once stepped on a rat there,00:38:39
in general, I’m living here while my00:38:43
nest is being built in New Riga. And my00:38:45
parents in New Riga just took the land and are00:38:47
building a house with an excellent choice. Well, do00:38:51
n’t you want exclusive cognac, there are00:38:55
only five such bottles in the world?00:38:57
Yes Four of them them I already drank00:39:03
what aroma I smell berry notes Well00:39:06
yes Maiden France00:39:08
you are so gallant you are the00:39:12
complete opposite of my ex00:39:14
really you can imagine When we00:39:16
broke up with him he took away all the gifts Well you do00:39:19
n’t have to worry about me in this regard00:39:21
I definitely won’t take it away what you00:39:23
gave to you And that you gave me your00:39:26
heart,00:39:30
you didn’t even ask me for my phone Well, you00:39:33
know, I never take the phone.00:39:35
Girls always take my00:39:37
phone first, you’re so self-confident,00:39:43
thank you for that. I told you,00:39:48
maybe we’ll remove these paper shackles and00:39:51
let's take our relationship, so to speak, to a00:39:52
new level Yes, I'm not like that, I ca00:39:56
n't do that right away Well, you know, I'm not a00:39:59
boy either, I've prepared, please,00:40:02
two tests for coronavirus00:40:12
Well, okay, let's take only you first00:40:16
No, you00:40:18
Well, okay, okay, let's take it at the00:40:21
same time Just close your eyes good00:40:26
Oh how good it is without a mask00:40:29
Yes and my lips are so cold00:40:32
it doesn’t smell like00:40:34
food Well yes I have a beard I just00:40:43
had plastic surgery after a00:40:45
divorce Yes I just plucked my eyebrows00:40:49
I dyed00:40:53
the respirator filtered clearly00:40:57
immediately after your first joke00:40:58
I understand that it’s you who are making moronic jokes00:41:01
Yes, stop joking already Yes, I’m not joking with00:41:09
exclusive French cognac And00:41:12
since I poured it into this bottle it00:41:13
became You see, it says00:41:15
Maidan France00:41:17
house in New Riga You were talking about my parents’ house00:41:23
Well, yes, and there when the cambrics and I are the00:41:26
foundation poured in, he immediately said,00:41:29
here on the first floor there will be your room00:41:31
and you can give me the phone. I00:41:34
bought it. Yes, I paid a loan for it, yes00:41:38
[laughter]00:41:42
about the truth.00:41:44
Seriously, yes. I took a night watchman at00:41:47
the Nano car service center for a ride and00:41:53
found a normal man here again.00:41:56
you Well, how could it be possible to00:41:59
accidentally stumble upon you among millions of men?00:42:03
Maybe it’s not a coincidence,00:42:08
you think I didn’t recognize your eyes, I00:42:10
recognized you seriously, I just wanted to give us a00:42:14
second chance00:42:16
Well, your apartment really is nothing Yes, I spent a00:42:20
long time choosing here, everything is made for me,00:42:21
so you know,00:42:24
so well that we’ll extend the apartment for another hour00:42:28
Let’s00:42:30
no Apparently no you’ll go home to00:42:34
Altufyevo Let’s go together00:42:36
We’ll buy your favorite sushi at the metro ok Let’s go00:42:38
and there’s00:42:41
nothing at home cognac [applause] [music]00:42:50
[applause]00:42:54
[music]00:42:56
[applause]00:42:59
[music]00:43:10
not even a gift keep a00:43:13
gift certificate for 39 rubles00:43:17
shop All for 4000:43:20
[music]00:43:26
[music]00:43:30
According to the decree of the President of Tatarstan,00:43:33
the saying An uninvited guest is worse than a Tatar00:43:35
now sounds An uninvited guest is worse than a00:43:38
Bulgarian00:43:40
Dima Please00:43:42
take away your drill drill Take away00:43:46
yes yes00:43:48
slags00:43:49
Lucky is00:44:08
Mikhalev Hello00:44:11
Mikhaleva they called us We you wanted to00:44:15
invite you for the New Year And they came for the New Year00:44:18
but we’ll go then,00:44:22
why are we00:44:25
even worth a gift then, keep a00:44:29
gift certificate for 39 rubles00:44:32
store All for 4000:44:35
cool cool gifts,00:44:59
be sure to put up a tree00:45:06
The tree is worth it,00:45:07
and okay, there’s more of that Yes, wait That’s all00:45:10
that you're writing a notebook, it's all coming true or00:45:11
something Like in that movie Oh well, you're not00:45:14
making it up, come on Let me want some repairs00:45:21
Oh well Oh00:45:23
well Magic I00:45:27
want a car00:45:32
Mash hello Here you have my fur coat00:45:38
machine fur coat machine fur coat it turned out Take it I00:45:52
want a million dollars a00:45:54
million has come the00:46:00
captain of the rip-offs00:46:10
Well okay, I’ll go kick the gnomes,00:46:14
I wrote that he should go kick the gnomes, no,00:46:17
so that he can fulfill his dream00:46:21
and look who’s there00:46:24
Morozov00:46:27
guys Hello, I didn’t leave my Notebook with you, there’s00:46:31
nothing00:46:42
composition, I’ll call them, don’t call00:46:45
the police, damn it The phone is broken,00:46:49
cool,00:46:51
I don’t know what to choose first00:46:55
Iron hands or lasers from the eyes00:46:58
Wait here there is a place There is only00:47:01
one wish left00:47:02
Look, everything is covered with writing, the whole notebook00:47:06
I want another notebook like this, the00:47:11
same notebook00:47:14
Dima It is also covered with writing, it is00:47:18
also written what to do, try on00:47:22
the cover00:47:23
what you did with your husband00:47:26
My husband helped you all everyone to00:47:29
themselves Everyone should help their00:47:31
loved ones00:47:35
[music]00:47:37
Where did you get another notebook like that00:47:40
where am I going Kamyshlov okay00:48:01
Dima what am I going to00:48:03
throw away all this00:48:05
or what are you throwing away, I threw it all00:48:12
away00:48:14
Cool Cool Well, I wonder where now00:48:18
put a drill or put everything here or here that’s00:48:23
mine,00:48:26
you’re an [ __ ]00:48:34
on you on me Dima, you won’t make it any worse for me,00:48:38
you won’t even make it worse for me.00:48:50
Well, you’re wild, of course.00:48:53
Okay, at least without a00:48:57
tentacle. Come on,00:48:58
and a second notebook, a00:49:03
finger eraser, here’s a00:49:06
place for you for one wish, don’t want to00:49:10
stay animals, you think what to write,00:49:15
I'll twitch your face with my hooves, I'll crush00:49:19
the pen, I'll take I dictate, you're writing00:49:24
lasers from your eyes,00:49:29
nothing surprising00:49:32
[music]00:49:34
cancel all the desires The00:49:41
money is gone, it's a pity for the fur00:49:45
coat, it's a pity for the00:49:48
repairs, it's a pity for the00:49:52
gnomes00:49:53
Stop taking revenge on me00:49:59
Well, Happy New Year,00:50:04
what's cool is that Santa Claus00:50:10
only left his staff I ask you, come on now, not for00:50:13
yourself, so that all people are happy and00:50:15
healthy,00:50:18
I want that there have never been squabbles and discords on Earth,00:50:25
good words, I wish I could write them down in a notebook, the staff is00:50:28
not Magic00:50:37
Well, friends00:50:41
[applause]00:50:46
[music]00:50:47
[applause]00:50:51
[music]00:50:53
[applause]00:50:58
[music]00:51:00
[applause]00:51:02
[music]00:51:05
Dear neighbors I'm wildly sorry but where is00:51:08
the Gentleman who will give up his seat to a00:51:10
woman with a child film Whoever it00:51:14
is You can stand here wait00:51:15
until he comes and went with him to00:51:17
next elevator00:51:19
[music]00:51:25
[music]00:51:32
stop squeezing out your nobility the00:51:35
actor is standing this is not yours so00:51:37
go first into the elevator because00:51:40
today is a holiday after all And you still have00:51:42
the attribute in your hands00:51:44
don’t blame me thank you I should00:51:47
just leave earlier00:51:49
now it became clear Well then, I’ll00:51:52
go in first, then you come in and00:51:55
let the tree come in last, so that00:51:57
nothing hurts each other between us00:52:02
[music]00:52:24
Lenechka What happened? You remembered that your00:52:27
wife was burning upstairs and changed your mind about going00:52:30
here, it looks like the elevator changed its mind about00:52:34
going I00:52:36
think I don’t think so, but it looks like he00:52:39
decided that he wouldn’t lead us all,00:52:41
only yesterday we were riding in this elevator of the same00:52:44
company and he didn’t00:52:47
think anything had changed,00:52:49
I’ll let you open your eyes to the obvious ones,00:52:52
but usually Lenechka rides in an elevator without a00:52:54
tree00:52:58
Fima exclude this innocent tree from00:53:01
his equation00:53:02
The fact is that today the sarochka is planning this00:53:05
purchase did not feed me I00:53:08
agree the combined weight of Leonid and the tree is00:53:12
unlikely to exceed the weight of Leonid after00:53:13
lunch00:53:14
the tree can be excluded from this00:53:17
damned equation like your two00:53:18
film packages which are always approximately the00:53:20
same00:53:22
The only thing that could change00:53:23
your weight here is your little boy00:53:26
in this elevator at such an age that00:53:29
only the g-force changes, you00:53:47
just need to do something to start00:53:49
moving but you don’t want to do this00:53:51
information,00:53:56
someone should stay and wait for the00:53:58
next elevator Well, the information is00:54:01
acceptable remained unacceptable to decide,00:54:03
too, this will also be respected neighbors I'm wildly00:54:07
sorry, but where is the Gentleman00:54:09
who will give up his seat to a woman with a child00:54:11
film Whoever it is You can00:54:14
stand here, wait until he comes00:54:16
and go with him on the next elevator,00:54:19
especially since there are two of you here00:54:23
also almost two00:54:26
then maybe you will take your00:54:29
little boy in your arms the elevator thinks that this00:54:31
third package will make him00:54:35
his own apartment she will have more00:54:40
children in her arms00:54:43
you can leave the tree here and00:54:46
become so light Like you have never00:54:48
been here00:54:57
[music]00:55:00
health Not wanting I wish world00:55:02
domination00:55:08
Ivan Shalom, the local law enforcement agency,00:55:19
they are in the elevator And where are00:55:24
my internal organs going, finally, the incident of00:55:28
Leonid Yakovlevich’s husband, as if to put it00:55:30
mildly, strongly asks to put him on the wanted list,00:55:33
so I’m going to take a statement00:55:37
if you have the good fortune to see your00:55:40
wife further than me, maybe hand over this Christmas00:55:42
tree00:55:44
I want that when you find her she will be00:55:47
happy about at least something00:55:51
for 100 rubles I’m ready to fantasize00:55:55
that the boy has hysterical00:55:58
claustrophobia00:55:59
That is, if no one gives you 10000:56:02
rubles by the box the claustrophobia will pass00:56:04
undoubtedly I do00:56:06
n’t want to develop claustrophobia in the child00:56:08
So here you go one hundred rubles00:56:10
Don’t worry, Lazarevich froze, it’s good00:56:13
for your health,00:56:36
the ship with the rich is sailing,00:56:40
we’re going to the calf again, nothing. What happened,00:56:46
maybe the Titanic ran into an Iceberg,00:56:49
or Lenechka hit a tree;00:57:02
that it won’t feed Me So00:57:04
I’ve never had lunch,00:57:10
citizens I’m surprised that you’re just00:57:13
standing here like that because the elevator works on00:57:17
all floors there’s an ad with this00:57:19
revelation, why is00:57:21
n’t this revelation on the first00:57:24
floor because apparently the egoists who00:57:26
live on the first floor don’t care How there are00:57:28
people living above them00:57:30
by the way00:57:32
Leonid Yakovlevich I just came from your00:57:35
wife and if you don’t find yourself at home00:57:38
within 20 minutes you will end up on the00:57:40
Federal wanted list your wife wrote00:57:43
a statement that you went for the Christmas tree and00:57:46
ran away from the house with the money00:57:51
as she screamed,00:57:54
you know the case is taking very well loud00:57:57
federal00:58:00
reverse plantings let's run up the stairs00:58:02
on foot00:58:04
Unfortunately, I also have to leave you00:58:06
I need to go to the department for bonuses I just00:58:09
solved a case of federal significance00:58:13
[applause]00:58:16
I would like this to be the00:58:18
last question today, of course, but don’t00:58:21
you think that for your 100 rubles I didn’t00:58:23
gain any pleasure, I00:58:26
fulfilled my part of the contract, you did00:58:28
n’t go yourself,00:58:36
how can I go if the elevator doesn’t work?00:58:39
You can wait until it’s fixed and00:58:42
use this service with pleasure.00:58:46
But I’d like to get my00:58:49
100 rubles back, that’s already mine. 100 rubles00:59:25
and Vasya you asked why Mom00:59:28
tore off the announcement in the elevator this morning00:59:31
will be a lesson for you for the rest of your00:59:35
little male life if you are not a00:59:38
gentleman then someday you will00:59:40
definitely pay for it00:59:44
[applause] [music00:59:47
]00:59:50
[applause]00:59:53
[music]00:59:57
[ applause]00:59:58
[music]01:00:00
[applause]01:00:08
Oh, what is it that you have a spoon making cognacs01:00:12
and there is not only cognac, mix01:00:16
beer down there01:00:18
[music]01:00:24
[music]01:00:29
[applause]01:00:37
Hello Hello01:00:40
This is apartment01:00:42
173 everything is right And this is Santa Claus and we01:00:47
know we We've been waiting for a long time to pass, of course we01:00:50
're tired,01:00:52
we came to the girl Olya, and we know we know. Please sit01:00:56
down. Rest, you're01:00:57
probably freezing, please. Thank you,01:01:01
hold on. Oh, what is it that your spoon makes01:01:04
cognacs01:01:06
and there's not only cognac, you mix01:01:09
beer down there in a01:01:18
meat grinder,01:01:33
I wonder what kind But this one doesn't need01:01:37
dolls and I don’t need any candy, a bicycle is not a01:01:41
Bunny and not a locomotive01:01:43
You are my gift Santa Claus01:01:51
Sorry, but I think you sat on me, I01:01:56
know01:01:57
I hope it’s by accident, but hope so01:02:02
Tell me what’s your name01:02:07
and I’m afraid to guess01:02:10
Let’s spell it You’re sorry, but I have01:02:14
now I01:02:16
forgot all the words the alphabet is out of my head I01:02:19
cured the01:02:21
first letter O There are01:02:24
no options at all01:02:28
I don’t even know who I look01:02:33
like Oleg01:02:35
Why do you smell like vodka01:02:48
Nothing we’re in no hurry01:03:15
seven After what number there are01:03:22
many options01:03:25
I’ll guess after three01:03:28
No thanks for a compliment01:03:31
after four it’s warmer and I’m scared01:03:54
so it’s me who has to read a poem to you01:03:57
Let’s switch places no if we01:04:01
switch you can run away I doubt01:04:03
my legs are swollen How01:04:07
much do you weigh girl Guess01:04:10
let’s do it without a quiz Just tell me your01:04:14
weight 5201:04:18
52 This is after what number01:04:29
I’ll take the gifts01:05:09
[music]01:05:18
are boarded up and hell, you'll run away,01:05:26
let's do this. I've had enough with order 17301:05:30
apartment. Yes, the Girl Olya lives here, her01:05:33
mother, and so far I only see her mother, no. Mom,01:05:37
you haven't seen it yet,01:05:40
come on in.01:05:41
And I didn't go anywhere01:05:47
nearby. What if you forget the poem?01:06:06
Let go me women01:06:11
I didn’t understand you danced the dance for him Oh, I01:06:15
forgot you’re stupid, you’re the one who fits in So01:06:19
let’s dance together this01:06:22
traditional family twerk01:06:27
[applause]01:06:45
It’s a pity that my hands are gone01:06:57
Kostya I’m just staying, you give me something to drink01:07:02
that you drank01:07:06
bottles 5 Numbers01:07:11
after any double-digit,01:07:20
settle in ring Olya Dance family01:07:27
[music]01:07:32
[applause]01:07:35
[music]01:07:37
[applause]01:07:44
[music]01:07:55
[music]01:08:05
[music]01:08:07
[applause]01:08:14
health want sick people01:08:17
want to get married want single01:08:20
strangers want to become family And old01:08:24
young01:08:27
modest wants to be stylish01:08:30
weak wants to be strong01:08:33
dirty wants to be neat01:08:35
[music]01:08:36
[applause]01:08:53
[music] [applause] The01:09:01
second blow01:09:03
for love01:09:05
[music]01:09:07
3 401:09:09
for mom and dad01:09:13
5 and 6 for mother-in-law01:09:18
[music]01:09:19
seventh from grandchildren who bring us joy01:09:25
8 for children so that they bring us grandchildren01:09:30
[music]01:09:32
ninth For the friends with whom we will meet01:09:35
old age01:09:37
[applause]01:09:38
tenth toast to the house that you yourself raised01:09:44
11 raise a toast to health01:09:52
without him anywhere01:09:55
[music]01:09:59
let it remain [music]01:10:10
[music]01:10:13
chimes01:10:16
[music]01:10:28
[ applause]01:10:29
on the night when they strike01:10:32
[music]01:10:34
Uranus you01:10:40
[music] [applause]01:10:44
you take part people who01:10:46
still believe in Santa Claus and write01:10:49
letters to him Those who do not believe in Santa Claus do01:10:52
not write him letters to make a01:10:55
wish when the chimes strike Both others01:10:58
Today at our TV screens in01:11:01
our beautiful hall they stand01:11:03
doing nothing on this stage01:11:06
puppies stand playing musical01:11:09
instruments in groups01:11:14
[applause] [music]01:11:28
[music]01:11:29
[applause] [music]01:11:31
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[music]01:11:43
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[music ]01:11:49
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