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he

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[music]

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[applause]

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and today's concert is dedicated to

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animals,

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today you will laugh as they clap

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like a seal and snort like hedgehogs, sing along to

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our songs like with scarlet, like small

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rodents hide from the falcon his

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interactive end of the concert when the

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lights are turned on everyone runs away like cockroaches,

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we'll start our concert of the Bremen

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musicians,

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few people know that in fact there

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were not five Bremen musicians a9

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[music]

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so let's right now, this flower

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meadow that looks so much like a carpet,

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find out why we only arrived for an hour

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and just what we managed to do it

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now it's say hello to the halls in general

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now the doors we're not animals we're

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animals yes there's no animal it's at a

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corporate event carpool after the first hour

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in the world listen animals it's a different

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group all say say what he said

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after that father told the public the stitches

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arrived for an hour we're starting I said hello

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bonjour he pulled

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hla from them and from you dear

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perepechko took us a whole twenty minutes 20

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minutes this is absolutely not profitable

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given it reduces the population of

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musicians to reduce orders what does it have to do with

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not how much from China I have a

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counter question but what does the

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Bremen musicians have to do with it

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I’m suffering from Germany, moose, he’s actually from

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Tomsk, a donkey from Minsk, why are you an ass, you

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shaved his mustache, okay, my nose is all over the place and

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I’m confused, I’m a German on my father’s side,

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let’s slip what you’re saying if a German is

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someone to test this schnapps, a

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Frenchman raised me, Napoleon, of course,

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Napoleon himself, well, it’s not infinite, of course, a

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trifle this is a rat, it’s not clear here

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where they come from, not sensilla, respected and

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I thought chinchillas recently turned out

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to be motherly

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[music]

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congratulations to the whole block of people,

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nevertheless, she is too much and I think that in

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our team there are only non-women animals

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water and 40

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gentlemen I’m only for please can I

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go home to China? There are only

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2000 of us left. I didn’t tell anyone where I

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went. It’s going to be a hot mess for an hour.

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Who’s going to look for you? Wait a little longer. Bear

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course. It’s like rolling up the shed.

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GPS. I mean, it’s definitely GPS. Well, of course they

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wait; it’s agility pauses for the local police officer.

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but this same one, by

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the way, in any successful Western

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project there must be a woman, an

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African-American, the ideas clearly agree, I don’t care

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about these women from the team,

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okay, we’ll tour with the panda as a

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separate lineup in other cities,

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I’ll perform 1 with my panda, like

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Nastya Kamenskikh with her Potapov,

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listen to and maybe it’s true that we’ll split

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into these little sovereign

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compounds and we’ll exist separately and

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we’ll decide for ourselves how to live, [ __ ] [ __ ],

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when are you waiting, where are you listening to all these conversations

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in general, my grandfather told me this,

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he once told me that in Belovezhskaya Pushcha,

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fried meats fell into the soup he didn’t peck you anywhere

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I’m not dressed for New Year’s Eve in 2000,

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this is none of my damn business, well,

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shut up, this is my destiny, so that means that I

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suggest you go, naturally, we

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all stay together, but so as not to prolong

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the concert, we greet you the same way,

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it’s like hi this is the show

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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everyone called, no one will come to you, no one will

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come, and I came

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three not a friend, you’re my wife,

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I just have nowhere to spend the night

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[music]

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the best gift is a gift made by

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your slaves,

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you said everything field that you won’t come

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correctly, everyone will be surprised, everyone will be happy,

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so let’s agree, we’re all hiding,

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hiding, when they come in, I’m shouting

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happy birthday and playing the pipe to the sound of this, you

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can all go to the toilet, I’ll say no, I’ll come soon, be

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patient, and

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the salad was brought by the cuckoo’s prank,

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no this is a cuckoo I’m a joy according to Pushkin,

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a prank I’m putting pickled cucumbers and

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here I added manga smells like a cabinet,

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wait, said Kolya hasn’t come yet

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let’s go to Arafat, let’s hide, we’re

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all hiding, Maxim Borisovich, but the question is

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also under the table, you’re the boss, maybe there’s

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something behind the sofa I don’t know, but you

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know, Galina, these are the times from the very

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bottom, he rose to the very top, and

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no one ever helped, but I always

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stayed with the team, so I’m with you, I’m

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under the table, let’s just stream,

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Kolya goes, goes like a wheel, light rice

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[applause ]

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what birthday I don’t have friends I

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’ve lived for 45 years I don’t have friends I don’t wear everyone I

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called no one will come as I don’t have to I

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had to when I’m

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not a friend you lived everything

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just have nowhere to spend the night I

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want you to become my friend began to seek

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after 20 years

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Jura that 20 years ago I told you,

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let's live, we won't sign how my

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friends

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recognize me, my friends,

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you're right, you're right, the train

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has left,

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this saying doesn't work, tell

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me who your friend is and I'll tell you who you are,

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why because I'm not a nit, I

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always come to my friends, even

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I have a gift tag also no progress, you always

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come without a gift because I’m nowhere

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and

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maybe not right now they’re about to

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die I’d be

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glad if that happened the car called

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it’s flour it’s Popova on youtube and the group

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as if you’re missing out on repairs I’ve heard

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Sivakov’s

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copies so far they are renovating and doing wallpaper

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paste peck a bone this is my cross-eyed wife, the

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misunderstood one is looking at you I think it’s on

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the ceiling or in the slab myself

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just like that,

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well, show her like you

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already, but you love him and he shows

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Paprika Vodianova

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showed that it’s my birthday

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the spitting image of the

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butchers’ dad says my wife didn’t let me go, it’s

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clear the convenience of the years doesn’t go without asking,

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and the main thing is that she saw what he wears

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very well, that a person likes a formal

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suit, like suits, too, she

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dresses him in this at the funeral service bureau

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because her lover Tanya works there

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it’s true, no, I’m against it,

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this one is still there, they carry

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cuckoo crap with

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him, you do something from the cuckoo to the toilet, what are

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you doing, and I want him, are you

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crazy or something,

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I tried Myasnikov worse, I made

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Chapman, I added a rain poll to it manga

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rounds of cue balls are good cue balls are

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good but stupid

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yes I couldn’t think of anything better they said I have

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otitis I won’t hear anything from stupid

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Hasanov as we call him at work I don’t

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even want to know the world to his face

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I’ll say hulk

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carcass click constantly impudent repent and

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drool green he will let the green green

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puddle of his closer

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hulk sandpiper

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normani one person in our team

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then this is our director Maxim me and

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the director you are a good very good

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project provetsh called invited a

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birthday while for the sake of decency I kind of

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refused and I

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would sit still listening to him from the very

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bottom to the very bottom,

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of course no one

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helped him, and besides his tongue, which is long in

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my own tongue, I’ll order the fifth point, the

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aunt from the department clung to me for what

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she said, she saw him in the toilet, you know who

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she’s with, tell me

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man,

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yes, Kolya, you know, if Now, if

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they invite me to these schedules, but

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on principle I won’t go, they won’t

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invite

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you, they’ll almost invite you,

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these Judases love me, I

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can turn any difficult situation into a joke, I

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loved the domes of the hour, a woman

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will come

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[applause]

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[music]

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Maxim Yuryevich anecdote if you want a fresh one,

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two men meet

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after all, in space, the nuance was that we went to Holland,

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then while

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I was learning from the chickens, Nikolai, when from the

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very bottom to the very top, he rose to

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many different people, he met people like you,

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me

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and the

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butchers

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who brought him where they were going to the toilet, I myself

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decided to

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take it in the right way and go home

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[applause]

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that means exposing I didn’t expect this from you,

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what’s the hairstyle, what’s the piggy again and

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what’s

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my name, by the way, Nikolai Hector,

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why did Victor get

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hector Victor website, why was his name an

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announcer on television, addict

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website, so I realized he was joking

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that it was

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well,

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well celebrated the anniversary

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[laughter]

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[applause ]

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[music]

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remotely like a distance I'm a teacher and I'm a

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distance extension he's like a distance he

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to take school again a child

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[music]

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the higher the fence the more whole the tomato

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dara sowing dro

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great suddenly yes

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great of

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course bad

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clouds such

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fish will probably go like

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fish scales even probably it’s all warmer,

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yes, and I won’t give three logs, well, and they won’t wash it

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at Kolka Sukhanov’s, well, give me, yes,

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not tanks, I say, well, give me, I say yes,

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Sukhanov’s tracing paper, but call him and

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I’ll call him

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without any

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science here

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Oleg Kolya already up to three logs

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to the ground Valeria

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yes

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it won’t be left behind

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well I’ll tell you the iron

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take it thank you

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for

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what you have iron well let you

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sunbathe thank you and

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this is the walk-behind tractor I’ll give not yours

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mine I’ll give it well yes well yes

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well yes

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[music]

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Dima what are you doing working okay I

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’ll go and feed the chickens

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because your wife wants to go crazy

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when the chickens give me,

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even now he smokes them, I’ll give you everything you don’t

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need now, the taste will feed you first that

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the video here is

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negative, you have a negative attitude towards me, there’s little to it, we can

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come in, we can eat the waffles that you

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took me yesterday,

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what now you can’t have them or what, I do

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n’t feel sorry for you and Misha works reports

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you’re pressing on

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the matter now I’ll call everyone and tell you that

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you could

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call

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give me the phone

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but that’s all for now

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but let me run away anyway let’s be so petty give me the little

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things I understand

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everything I understand I understand I'm leaving, I'm leaving, high

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five,

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well,

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nothing, nothing of my own, shawls, there's a

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friend, only a friend,

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it's not

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you-you-you-you, but now you need something to

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celebrate my acquisition, I'll

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cover myself in the clearing, just food and alcohol,

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the plot is almost you want it all the time everyone

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is begging you for a house, your beautiful

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pool, a helipad, three cars,

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you are the head of our district,

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so you are the governor of our region,

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we are like that, give me money on Amazon

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[applause]

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[music]

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good evening, hello friends

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[music]

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for six months we have already gotten used to the fact that

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everyone needs to sit home,

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new habits have entered into life,

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remote work has brought it to us only for some

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reason instead of school and I’m now a

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teacher,

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parents know what infuriates the whole word,

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I’ll call it

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[music]

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remote and extended distances it’s

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like distances it’s to take the child to school again

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every day at their call, the teacher begins to

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solve something there and I follow her without

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stopping, I imagine I’ll have to explain it all later

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and

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how tired I am during this time

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Russian mathematics in foreign language / from the 5th part of

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speech and it’s only a 3rd grade for him, it’s

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a pity at the time I didn’t study,

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I wouldn’t have to suffer now, this phrase will be useful in life, I

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finally started to understand and the

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teacher I extended the

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child’s time

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[music]

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time with everyone for lessons, I wo

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n’t find it for my work, but if they fire me in the office,

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then I’ll go to school as a teacher,

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take it school

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again child and .

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he says side

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and about for uniqueness he

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you yourself he and yes take school and those

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three pi about

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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aina dear let's go I have

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a bedroom surprise for you okay taking into account

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I vacuumed and

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[music]

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at

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[music] what’s your

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name

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I mean yes but my husband doesn’t give me fur coats for my birthday

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crazy let me do it one more time and for

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example

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tomorrow I’ll wear it Larisa Ivanovna

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will die of envy well I don’t know there is 102

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maybe out of envy

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how it glitters and you look how it glitters,

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learn how to do it and you still can’t tell

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what’s from beaver

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and how much money did you pay for it, but

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it’s all like that, so I’ll make a fuss about buying it, I

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had to hunch my back for six months for

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six months 36 604 but I’m

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kidding another Maxim took out a loan,

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but you will pay back these loans, otherwise

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suddenly the bailiffs will come to us,

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of course, and then who let these bailiffs in,

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Maximushka dear, can I

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sleep in this fur coat today?

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crocodile skin tomorrow I’ll put them on with a

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new fur coat Larisa Ivanovna

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why will he rise again

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and we’ll drive the old lady back and forth

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aina drabbles let’s go I have

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a surprise for you in the bedroom with a hungry account

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vacuumed and the

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dirty girl

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yes you’re my clean girl

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[music]

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come in,

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why

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open

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look how alive and not Lyubavin

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[applause]

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let's remember Valera

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he will rest in peace

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still half nina

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otherwise Lera Nina had such a strong love

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as if they lived on the same day and died on the

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same day and hang in the same place

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some kind of irony there iru irony what

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was Valerka like during his life, he loved

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to pour it so much, but

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now

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I completely forgot to get half a mine

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like the heights, then damn it’s all

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stupidity do sol in short, he was in the forest Valera and that’s

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why he went straight to the hunters and

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killed everyone why they poured the same first

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Valera

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Watson was killed, but not then to the stall for the

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second they sent him to

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Volt and at the wheel of it, whose paws do

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n’t reach the basics there, he carries it so he

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crashed, no, he drove past the stall,

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you drove in circles until he ran out of gas, then without

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running out

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he returned to the hunters with booze

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for this and kill no no why, in short, they

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all decided to go to the stall themselves, the hunters

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then went and Valerka stayed in the hunting

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lodge, let’s play around and

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shoot himself, but that’s what he thought and returned

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again to waste the steering wheel in the swamp, they let’s take

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a picture on the phone, I understood, they posted everything on the

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Internet

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Boyarka an hour the whole fight became him to the concert

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for the muton voice will not Bilan will serve time

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Valerka began to get money and about depression

00:27:31

he means Malakhov invited to the program of

00:27:34

forgotten animals of the 90s

00:27:37

Malakhov invite cuts down

00:27:41

Valera's depression in short in the very same and went

00:27:44

to the fur and worries for a month with Nina

00:27:48

Yes, am I lying? Valerka lied

00:27:52

very much. The raccoon moaned and the guardians of

00:27:57

the galaxy

00:28:02

[music]

00:28:04

and

00:28:07

[music]

00:28:11

could

00:28:15

[music]

00:28:18

Asenka warmly cat learned to speak,

00:28:22

and I also watched all the seasons of the

00:28:26

Kotov wars in Minsk, but

00:28:29

only the archpriest

00:28:31

understands everything is well

00:28:33

with the enclosure,

00:28:41

hello, and who am

00:28:44

I to my wife,

00:28:50

so to boots

00:28:54

with Tamara Tamara's date

00:29:04

I-I'm sorry, I'm

00:29:06

distracting you from grief,

00:29:10

but at a price Islam is there, it's stupidity in

00:29:14

general, she walked through the forest and

00:29:18

came out of that floor straight towards the hunters Tamara was

00:29:23

first poured

00:29:27

and dried before us, but it’s just that

00:29:32

everything is completely trivial for me,

00:29:35

she just walked and walked, fell, slipped

00:29:38

and had a concussion and that’s all and faded away,

00:29:42

of course, a hair, I understand crocodile

00:29:46

carts, but how can you have a crocodile on

00:29:50

four legs

00:29:52

because

00:29:55

you’re stuck, you see the animal’s grief

00:30:00

[music]

00:30:06

meow

00:30:09

good evening,

00:30:15

who are

00:30:17

we beavers

00:30:22

and how do I pull the acts and we got the CIA

00:30:27

around us about the metro on the usual meters not not

00:30:33

Vitya Vitya people and that’s what the analyzers

00:30:35

are called after us meters

00:30:41

yes don’t worry they moo quietly

00:30:44

loved ones we’ll remember

00:30:46

now every year Putin come to you and

00:30:49

little by little,

00:30:51

but you don’t know what, serve someone and

00:30:54

take all your loved ones and get out of

00:30:56

here

00:30:57

seriously yes seriously, let’s go

00:31:03

Valera and I don’t eat Paul Tamara

00:31:08

Gustav here you are

00:31:18

Miliukov

00:31:19

[music]

00:31:23

angela [music

00:31:28

]

00:31:35

[music]

00:31:38

I don’t understand what’s going on here at all

00:31:41

Milana, it seems to me that I understood what is

00:31:45

happening, the thing is that it is

00:31:48

nature that takes its toll,

00:31:50

you understand, in the pursuit of personal

00:31:53

comfort and we do not pay any attention

00:31:56

to the fact that we are causing enormous damage to our

00:31:58

nature, our environment, and

00:32:00

someday we will definitely pay for

00:32:03

it,

00:32:04

really friends - animals

00:32:07

smart animals

00:32:09

we are creative bailiffs

00:32:17

sword and there were so many credits take good we

00:32:21

take everything we leave

00:32:29

[applause]

00:32:33

[music]

00:32:46

[applause]

00:32:50

rock paper scissors one two three

00:32:54

megaman I have paper

00:32:58

paper beats qami qami I'm already beating everything [

00:33:09

music]

00:33:13

one boy so hard I slept through school

00:33:16

and woke up already in the army and

00:33:22

[music]

00:33:58

I got

00:34:01

Sasha to teach school, I need to set

00:34:04

my alarm clock to start and take it

00:34:07

already so that I can tell you that

00:34:13

I stopped by today and on Saturday I brought them a

00:34:16

knitting class, well, you know all this

00:34:21

better with a paper

00:34:23

stone scissors paper one two three me a

00:34:28

stone I have a paper

00:34:32

paper beats qami qami I’m already beating everything does

00:34:39

n’t say a person and it’s a pity I can’t

00:34:43

go it’s the collarbone service

00:34:46

getting up in the form of a child to school I’ll soon

00:34:49

go the house near the school there’s a ramp

00:34:52

buggy you’ll make a SIM card at the same time and

00:34:56

woe I’m very shy in front of my

00:34:59

classmates at school, Sasha, you’re a dream and

00:35:02

we put on school clothes more often then no one went to be shy,

00:35:09

I went,

00:35:14

well, how are you going to take me away today and then I

00:35:25

’ll take you for a week,

00:35:30

let’s take you today, I’ll take you for a month later

00:35:33

[music]

00:35:36

let’s take you away today, I’ll be there until 5th

00:35:39

grade and

00:35:42

after all, what are we in now?

00:35:48

You’re playing games when you get up in the morning, the cars are blocked,

00:35:52

but why is your mother helping Nani by pressing 6

00:35:55

am, it’s undermined, this will be a personal skill,

00:35:57

it’s necessary to apply it

00:35:59

back to bed and falls asleep

00:36:03

there, the dress in the store, remember, near

00:36:05

the school, I liked it

00:36:06

[music]

00:36:08

go take Sashka to buy aplasia, you can

00:36:11

pay

00:36:13

exactly, exactly

00:36:15

.

00:36:18

I bought it yesterday,

00:36:24

not because of this plot, the mind will miss one

00:36:28

day, but it’s okay, what kind of fool are you

00:36:30

in the ground for one day, I can’t

00:36:33

do that, you can’t, he’s dragging the material to swim for one day at work, he’ll

00:36:38

put it in a quarter, two, then he’ll put it in a year

00:36:40

two beginnings will be then my poor student what a

00:36:44

poor student why is he in the second year they put him in an

00:36:47

extra year he will come to school what are

00:36:49

you

00:36:53

even me this is me at his age I myself

00:36:58

already went to school in a neighboring village

00:37:01

eight kilometers away like fillet God one

00:37:04

stacks hail and in the fall in the winter, along the leaves,

00:37:07

pass to your daughters along the bridge of yellow leaves,

00:37:11

a rainbow,

00:37:15

but even to lead a man, puddles, let's Dante,

00:37:19

thousands of rubles, you will fight, the

00:37:21

prize is

00:37:25

2,000 rubles, the prize, I gave you three thousand

00:37:29

rubles, you refused and

00:37:32

you win super in the forests, a

00:37:35

car under the windows is worth driving

00:37:38

you see the child to school

00:37:40

you go, I’m already

00:37:43

getting up, I’m getting up

00:37:46

with the scale, the link

00:37:49

will be stupid like a father, I

00:37:55

can’t study forever, I can’t go, I

00:37:59

gave out

00:38:02

[music] that’s

00:38:06

Danya Zhuk in general, and now I’ll go

00:38:10

one service sexy, let’s go together, cats

00:38:14

and not on the way, we’ll have a drink, we’ll wake up, of course,

00:38:18

oh damn what is this about

00:38:22

Sashka's mother, I'm getting ready for school, well done,

00:38:25

well done, I've already arrived and here

00:38:29

we've all been asked so much for work, we've all

00:38:32

been nicknamed that you're coming downstairs, I gave

00:38:35

me away

00:38:38

[applause]

00:38:43

[music]

00:38:47

[applause]

00:38:49

[music]

00:38:59

in Russian football the weak and not

00:39:02

beautiful they didn’t dump the boys anywhere, they

00:39:05

kept them,

00:39:09

well, the boards are gas, you can call it

00:39:13

all, after the last match, it was

00:39:17

decided to disband our football team,

00:39:24

well, you can because 32 0 is not exactly a

00:39:28

football score,

00:39:30

so of course the judge was paid coverage

00:39:33

coupe rhymed with and he was paid, we paid the court, we

00:39:37

paid

00:39:39

the opponent, we paid but he stopped

00:39:41

mocking

00:39:46

okay, I somehow turned on healthy

00:39:49

symbolism, I remembered that our city is

00:39:51

like three hundred and twenty years old, he said a gift to the

00:39:55

city from us 3320

00:39:58

good, good, good, but

00:40:02

next year, three hundred and twenty-one,

00:40:03

it will be necessary somehow 32 they will do

00:40:06

one of that it’s like it wo

00:40:09

n’t work to hit because the

00:40:11

decision was made to score on football,

00:40:14

you know, we’ll be lost without a port,

00:40:17

maybe it’s basketball

00:40:20

arrived,

00:40:22

handball, no points along the way, grew up, bequeathed by the

00:40:26

great Darwin, first let’s give the

00:40:28

monkeys a regiment, they have a ball, and

00:40:32

now he’s insulted us in the valleys of

00:40:37

some monkeys - then a

00:40:39

decision was made, as part of the popularization of

00:40:43

native Russian sports,

00:40:44

to organize a team in towns and for

00:40:48

this, our Upper Ufaleyskaya cherry night

00:40:51

at the bast shoe factory allocates

00:40:52

30 thousand rubles for each attention;

00:41:07

Well, probably like in the cities, just let’s say

00:41:10

you need to say not Nizhny Tagil, but

00:41:13

Nizhny Tagil chic,

00:41:16

well, with a stick, then why

00:41:19

minutes if in Nizhny Tagil you say

00:41:22

Nizhny Tagil chic

00:41:25

with a stick,

00:41:29

short to a very intellectual game,

00:41:31

elegant, and in general, I’ve already signed us up for the

00:41:36

Gorodoshny federation sports

00:41:39

they have a federation,

00:41:43

millions of people around the world

00:41:46

are surprised that such a federation

00:41:49

exists, and by the way, if

00:41:52

you sign up for it, we automatically get into the

00:41:54

top ten teams normally, but

00:41:56

how many teams in total are 8 of you taken with a

00:42:00

reserve, so to speak, so let’s all give

00:42:03

you what when we are fight with these

00:42:05

sticks so so

00:42:08

stop the columns calmly, calmly

00:42:12

in the towns they don’t fight with sticks

00:42:17

now the intrigue

00:42:20

tell me the rule finally the words

00:42:23

the rule were spoken the rules and please here

00:42:26

they are the city rule in general

00:42:33

so

00:42:35

after in short so that your brain is

00:42:38

not overloaded you need a whole handle before

00:42:42

knocking it down for the shrouds,

00:42:46

so we take it on a sawn handle with a whole

00:42:50

handle, take it and knock it down with a

00:42:52

sawn handle, so this figure is called

00:42:55

because through only a little difficult you take it

00:43:02

and win

00:43:05

the campaign, but has it

00:43:08

really appeared to drink a sport in which

00:43:11

we will be the first,

00:43:14

no, that’s not right, but ask at 13 meters

00:43:20

what’s going on here difficult for 30 meters, he moved away

00:43:23

and it’s

00:43:27

not difficult,

00:43:31

you don’t go for 13 meters

00:43:35

rushing the shelf but you show up to knock down but

00:43:39

I’m taking 13 meters

00:43:41

breaststroke into the shelf, I’m hammering in

00:43:45

that victory

00:43:49

[applause] and even

00:43:54

then, in my opinion, we won’t even get into the top ten

00:43:57

guys, but because criticism is not the game is

00:44:00

really nonsense what salary calmly the

00:44:02

most important thing now is to come up with a

00:44:04

team name this is important well

00:44:05

shut up let's

00:44:11

Ural scammers

00:44:14

I want good good from the name of the team

00:44:17

it will coincide with the name of the main

00:44:19

sponsor toll free school the

00:44:22

bank of microcredits we have here is a thieves

00:44:24

says good so the most important thing

00:44:27

now is also needed gym gym is definitely

00:44:29

needed yes again intrigue that

00:44:31

intrigue what gene could be the angle of

00:44:34

summer residents

00:44:35

daughters of cities Nikita Zhida muscles

00:44:38

develops eye develops yes

00:44:41

about this my own actually already

00:44:43

threw in words so to speak today you are

00:44:45

looking for a small circle learning words all went

00:44:52

cities and

00:44:55

nikki-vicki- aren't walkies

00:44:58

assistants

00:45:00

[music]

00:45:01

some

00:45:05

times my eye

00:45:06

wanted

00:45:10

a little bit of stars equally under we are rehearsing

00:45:13

a lot more than smoothly let's go around anyhow

00:45:15

where they are going not far at 13

00:45:19

meters

00:45:21

we have nothing to do nothing stand up like

00:45:24

fate

00:45:25

you are again centuries what kind of driga we are still clearly

00:45:28

bringing down

00:45:30

[ applause]

00:45:32

[music]

00:45:33

[applause] [music]

00:45:38

[applause]

00:45:40

[music]

00:45:48

[applause]

00:45:51

air

00:45:53

see you now the rat's tooth is gnawing I

00:45:55

left it to Dede Mikka to. I will rip the sword

00:45:57

into pieces of a puzzle purring something right there

00:46:06

[music]

00:46:11

in poor countries

00:46:13

cats are used as washcloths I

00:46:20

had a nightmare as if I was a dog teaching

00:46:24

about

00:46:26

dinner

00:46:29

Serge is coming come here I live cool

00:46:33

go take it than daddy I

00:46:37

mean you live here we live here

00:46:41

we also have to be considered this is all

00:46:45

the dressing you're

00:46:49

bored who is this I don't even understand why

00:46:52

hearing who you are come on get out get out get out

00:47:04

of look cool cat rubs against you the

00:47:14

cat and the cat why don't I see that people well yes it's

00:47:17

not visible

00:47:19

either complete I agree,

00:47:23

but first I’ll try to ride on the

00:47:25

sofa, I mean on the sofa, this is my

00:47:29

girls,

00:47:31

this is my sofa, why don’t you just get the hell out of here

00:47:34

since I’m now the rats are

00:47:37

gnawing your tooth and left daddy Mikka to. the sword will be torn into shreds by the

00:47:39

bastard purring

00:47:42

something right there

00:47:45

he liked him not with everyone so

00:47:48

affectionate until petting him don’t be afraid

00:47:51

maybe block his hands sconce

00:47:54

one enemy didn’t remove it in his hands just not

00:47:57

between the neck

00:48:05

chapter 5 minutes truce

00:48:09

but completeness so now I quickly I’ll bring the crown, I’m

00:48:12

waiting for the

00:48:16

show from here flea rick

00:48:20

barret the war the war continues just

00:48:23

try to take it squatting in shorts

00:48:26

you’ll find out everything will be

00:48:29

Seryozh you’ll help you of course of course then there’s

00:48:33

still blood but

00:48:34

although

00:48:37

experienced yes

00:48:40

I put my boots on the top shelf until I

00:48:50

have to work hard to stand and I’ll get it finally

00:48:53

we’re with the two of you

00:49:06

auto,

00:49:07

it’s very good that the leopard forgot to feed the poor

00:49:10

cat is not fed,

00:49:16

it’s better to close it for you to

00:49:19

eat

00:49:22

[applause]

00:49:26

[music]

00:49:30

live what is it. the

00:49:33

badger wants whatever will come, he wants to be

00:49:36

patient, he won’t die, I haven’t had a drink for five years

00:49:39

when the torpedo got stuck in

00:49:42

this one, too, be patient,

00:50:00

interest in this half-ring,

00:50:02

what happened,

00:50:05

he’s looking, well, I

00:50:08

always work

00:50:15

in his bathroom, we’ll just lock him up and we’ll lock up all the barsik in the

00:50:18

bathroom, which I didn’t want to tell you,

00:50:22

but I’m just allergic to cats,

00:50:34

hold back

00:50:38

my

00:50:41

woolen faith, let’s get

00:50:45

the badger out of here now I’ll lock you

00:50:48

up in the baths, I hear you’ve wildly deprived me of my charms

00:50:52

and I’m depriving you too, it’s clear that I’m

00:51:02

honest to the point of doves, I saw maybe like this 2:07

00:51:09

[music]

00:51:14

[applause]

00:51:19

where do you go for how long you can wait

00:51:21

in a car arrived blue beha coupe pichon

00:51:26

in short, well, what about

00:51:28

the bombing of the occupier's car you will

00:51:30

order

00:51:33

there just Repina is ripe such things

00:51:36

in short the result is guaranteed

00:51:40

echos me well, why are we counting our creatures for

00:51:44

a month of ours you won’t touch ours for a

00:51:47

week or two give three

00:51:55

numbers the enemy all the dresses the car is lunar night

00:51:59

I will have a meteor shower on Venus,

00:52:04

hear you are a cat scientist, what are you doing there, this is my

00:52:09

first time in such a situation, what do you think,

00:52:11

I have no methods for you

00:52:15

[music]

00:52:18

dealing with grain, a pointer

00:52:20

is prohibited by the international

00:52:22

hahal at the cat convention

00:52:29

[laughter]

00:52:39

tips, I see I have become friends with this word

00:52:42

to the grave

00:52:46

[music] [applause]

00:52:51

[music]

00:52:59

[applause]

00:53:00

[music]

00:53:02

[applause]

00:53:03

[music] [applause]

00:53:05

[music]

00:53:06

[applause]

00:53:12

look at her, you saw that I’m

00:53:15

wearing such a dress and you’re

00:53:19

worried but you’ll be in identical

00:53:20

dresses like the KVN women’s team

00:53:29

[music] when

00:53:32

taking your wife and you to visit, decide in advance

00:53:35

which of you is driving, otherwise

00:53:38

she still needs to whine why I

00:53:41

drank, let’s get ready quickly, and I

00:53:44

hate being late; it’s okay, we’ll be

00:53:47

a little late, I just can’t stand it

00:53:50

I can help the whole hi-res, these salads are

00:53:52

annoying,

00:53:54

this one is so closed

00:53:56

at night oh oh, let me put it right away

00:54:00

on the plague

00:54:06

salad vinaigrette and you’re ready to go,

00:54:10

but you don’t know what else I was worried about, suddenly

00:54:13

Ksyusha will wear the same dress as mine,

00:54:15

well you take a video call, she

00:54:19

will see some kind of dress, put on and another one

00:54:20

for sure, you're a brain, so now wait I'm

00:54:25

calling have long as you shall hello

00:54:29

Milanochka hello everett my good one I'll

00:54:31

get home what the world yes we're still at home

00:54:34

but we're already dressed, ready,

00:54:36

look We're actually

00:54:39

waiting for you, we're waiting for you to approach,

00:54:43

look at her, he knows that I have

00:54:46

a dress like this, he's calling me on video and

00:54:48

shows it to my husband, I

00:54:50

want I'll adapt to him, I'm

00:54:53

actually the mistress of the house, let her

00:54:55

adapt to me recklessly, come on,

00:54:57

dial

00:54:59

private

00:55:01

fried egg

00:55:04

come on let your ear ring and

00:55:07

Ellochka hello everyone hello listen lan I

00:55:11

forgot to tell you I need to teach from me

00:55:13

here they are all on

00:55:15

take it please I just forgot

00:55:22

come on angry

00:55:24

you look at her I saw that I’m

00:55:28

not wearing such a dress I’m not wearing it so

00:55:31

you’re worried but you’ll be fine identical

00:55:32

dresses like the female KVN team

00:55:35

funny

00:55:36

not dry a lot of Tywin took you tea

00:55:40

Lanka doesn’t drink urine like that still a

00:55:43

pirate ship home lead your

00:55:45

ship dead man and a bottle of rum

00:55:50

listens to what and never celebrate with them did

00:55:52

you forget that we were

00:55:55

with them five years ago They celebrated there, there is

00:55:56

devastation in general at home, there are no fights, some kind of

00:55:58

damaged sofa is worth linoleum

00:56:00

once in there at all. exactly, yes, and you

00:56:04

remember how five years ago we had a one-room

00:56:06

drunk and took them, all tattered and

00:56:09

both terrible, off the sofas, so now

00:56:12

no one asks us to celebrate the New Year with

00:56:18

a spoon, and by the way,

00:56:21

we’ll carry the salad in like this, bring the salad bowls here, no,

00:56:25

I won’t carry the salad bowls Last year I

00:56:27

brought my salad bowl, Aksyusha wanted to pick it up in the morning

00:56:29

for me in the blue eye,

00:56:31

I gave the salad bowl to India, my mother gave it to me, let’s

00:56:35

put the bag aside and

00:56:37

kayaks, let’s go to the

00:56:40

dryer, what do you think, our blessed one,

00:56:44

this time, what’s the salad, I

00:56:47

put the prizes on one and a half rubles, and why are you saying

00:56:50

that listen, maybe it’s necessary there were

00:56:51

containers for this to give them, oh well, a

00:56:54

container for them and Devon is melting on the street,

00:56:58

okay, I'll drive the salad bowls, we'll carry it, just

00:57:01

take a marker, write in the funny one here, it's

00:57:04

already written here,

00:57:07

cross it out, it means they're me too, but we won't

00:57:11

carry it at all, we'll leave it 2, let's come and eat a

00:57:13

delicious salad, yes, I will I want to

00:57:15

eat normal food today, Ksyusha

00:57:17

shoves these apples into all his salads everywhere, even

00:57:20

into the vegetable slices,

00:57:22

luring everyone in. I

00:57:27

want apples like this everywhere, you cut them for

00:57:30

mercy, at least sliced vegetables,

00:57:34

I just asked them once, did

00:57:36

you like the salad with the apple, it’s very tasty,

00:57:38

thank you, so interesting, here’s coming we’ll

00:57:41

stuff them everywhere now and I

00:57:42

hate it,

00:57:45

but in the end we’ll give them nothing, we’ll use

00:57:49

what we’ve already bought a bed for him and we’ll give it to you,

00:57:51

you know what I thought, while giving it, we’ll also

00:57:54

take a head massager with us,

00:57:56

first we’ll see what they give us,

00:57:58

after that we’ll decide what to give

00:58:02

mascara mother, haven’t you noticed, but

00:58:06

at all holidays we are the first to

00:58:08

give a gift, and then they miraculously

00:58:11

confer and remember that they have a

00:58:13

gift for a car,

00:58:16

so I can all go, well,

00:58:20

my friend changed clothes, after all, rum is such a delicate

00:58:24

question, did you not notice Danila when Our

00:58:27

toilet is running, half of the roll disappears right away, it’s a

00:58:30

little pity that you love it’s inconvenient,

00:58:35

so let’s go while I go to the toilet, I’ll tell you now

00:58:38

you go to their place,

00:58:42

okay

00:58:43

then don’t, and let’s agree on the shore,

00:58:46

let’s agree on the shore,

00:58:49

don’t drink a lot more, have a snack if I I

00:58:52

tell you to slow down, that means without

00:58:54

further ado, you slow down, and

00:58:56

if I say 100, that means 100, keep

00:58:59

your stupid jokes to yourself, please don’t

00:59:02

embarrass me, and when we go to bed, do

00:59:04

n’t pester me

00:59:10

[music]

00:59:14

but whoever doesn’t understand,

00:59:17

well done,

00:59:18

okay, she’s a friend by nature after all

00:59:26

[music]

00:59:38

[applause]

00:59:42

let's cardiff emulator yes let's go let's

00:59:46

call normally

00:59:52

[music]

00:59:59

[music]

01:00:02

but

01:00:04

[music]

01:00:08

Tomochka and my beloved girlfriend sweetheart little berry

01:00:12

no money

01:00:19

sour

01:00:20

hatch wrinkled

01:00:23

500 rubles on loan you definitely have and

01:00:26

what did you take then in general, yesterday you

01:00:28

were showing off, she was all about eating, let the effect of

01:00:32

fried stink, I almost

01:00:35

choked on the borscht with saliva, everyone got a

01:00:38

pension, the chickens are laughing at all, and

01:00:41

that’s why I’m with the chickens on the balcony already, you’re

01:00:44

fighting, I

01:00:45

just fell asleep on my eggs on the balcony He

01:00:49

slept for three years, his auras hatched and the

01:00:52

balcony, don’t throw them into the house, I

01:00:56

went around the whole house, I walked around this tower and don’t give me

01:01:01

500 rubles, no grandson is coming tomorrow

01:01:04

for the sake of grandson Adam from the funeral, I’ll give it to you, let’s

01:01:08

just give it to you, you won’t

01:01:11

forget to give it away from gamers for

01:01:14

a little while I’ll forget nothing I won’t forget the tooth I give

01:01:17

demain siwon and

01:01:20

now I’ve gone crazy or something, why do I need your tooth

01:01:22

but I want the whole jaw come on

01:01:25

you definitely won’t forget give me the key Alice I

01:01:27

can’t I promise I won’t live give me

01:01:30

a pacemaker come on let’s get it

01:01:34

ok as collateral the

01:01:43

building will be ok for him okay, everything,

01:01:46

turn away, and now I’ll get you mine, that

01:01:49

I haven’t seen you, you only have a

01:01:51

wardrobe, turn away from it, because it’s back,

01:01:55

God, nothing

01:01:58

that you will be a body, not that I’m not in the winter,

01:02:01

it’s in addition

01:02:05

said handouts, now move away, I want

01:02:09

this, that’s not why it’s on my black

01:02:12

day and there you are for a rainy day, yes, you have

01:02:17

enough for a rainy day that the path and

01:02:19

in front of the coffin Kirkorov was walking

01:02:23

now I didn’t wave the

01:02:26

hunting noise group ukupnik and vernik carried

01:02:32

a lot Malysheva Elena will go

01:02:35

read

01:02:37

[music]

01:02:43

that’s enough walking in the kitchen will wait for years for the way I’m

01:02:49

ready to cook, not everyone will fall into your coffin together

01:02:52

like

01:02:53

Cleopatra, that’s what

01:02:55

my dream was like, come on,

01:02:59

where are you

01:03:04

going? 500 rubles I need it now, I’ll

01:03:07

look now, I’ll look, I’m like a

01:03:09

doctor, chewing 500 rubles, give me more, I’ll

01:03:12

look from 500 rubles

01:03:15

here I have only the euro is here

01:03:19

and I also have 2 here who is ready who is calling

01:03:23

wow ontario natashenka yes hello

01:03:26

come oh what a beauty

01:03:29

why liverwurst on the table it is not necessary

01:03:32

it is expensive

01:03:34

in the eight cavalry pillars yes you are now

01:03:37

the time that summer is the

01:03:41

most expensive to live anywhere yes

01:03:43

yes yes yes what chicken legs chicken

01:03:47

legs chicken legs are also expensive, a thousand stupid or something,

01:03:51

don’t take the legs, yes of course 500 where can I

01:03:53

get you Natasha, why don’t you buy legs, I

01:03:56

mean you’d better take these

01:03:58

chicken legs, and above and now the chicken feathers are

01:04:02

inexpensive, there’s a lot of them, oh my God, and

01:04:05

Goethe, I’ll take five hundred and what are you doing with

01:04:07

this stuffing, wait, I’m a little

01:04:10

busy here, I won’t look at the cup, it’s

01:04:15

just a small change, I have Natasha right now,

01:04:18

so don’t take anything, I’m downloading,

01:04:21

too, you don’t need to eat anything, and there’s boiling water

01:04:23

to the kettle, everyone

01:04:26

yourself, well, no, on the trolleybus, you don’t have to

01:04:29

walk expensively, doctors it

01:04:33

will be so cheap to give Giotto through the Volga, and in a week you

01:04:36

will all be greeted by everyone, and that’s it,

01:04:39

what’s next, 500 rubles, or I don’t have

01:04:42

five hundred, you won’t give it to me from 5000 4,500

01:04:47

until

01:04:48

4,500, but only such money 4,500

01:04:53

now I’ll look again I have 4,500 units I have

01:05:02

you said the dead or this kind of money

01:05:05

born there is no so I went all over the house

01:05:08

you gave the last ones to

01:05:11

you no one gave you 5 didn’t say

01:05:13

everything further everything was given I’ll give away success I

01:05:19

did all this oh I studied there they are red, they are

01:05:22

not taken into account, grandfather, what are you doing, my red ones are so red,

01:05:25

your

01:05:27

red ones were with Lenin,

01:05:29

okay, let this be our common boiler,

01:05:33

what the hell is the boiler, I had a boiler,

01:05:36

and you mixed your thimble in here

01:05:40

now, which is what it was part of here and go

01:05:46

give

01:05:47

me a lot of stock, it’s not a

01:05:50

big deal, but I have a pension tomorrow,

01:05:52

indexation was done there at 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5

01:05:57

percent, I don’t know if the closet will hold up or not,

01:06:00

attach it here, I’ll put the staples in

01:06:03

such a big role, he’s grannies, oh we

01:06:06

just the repairs have been done there, money

01:06:08

is pouring from the ceiling

01:06:10

or whatever it is, block it somehow

01:06:13

but you have a conscience at all, they couldn’t

01:06:15

flood us last month, drink

01:06:17

normal repairs, make the

01:06:19

neighbors top victims, let’s scoop it up

01:06:22

without tea, wash it quickly, here’s the metro

01:06:24

again, this is what it

01:06:38

looks like for you the life of an ordinary

01:06:40

pensioner through the eyes of Russian officials

01:06:44

[applause]

01:06:47

[music]

01:06:50

and so everything is there, what do you choose

01:06:58

[music]

01:06:59

[applause] [music]

01:07:13

when you fly

01:07:15

back

01:07:18

less

01:07:19

so that they help us see the world through the

01:07:24

eyes

01:07:25

of the smartest

01:07:27

[music]

01:07:36

dear friends today We had a

01:07:38

concert and animals about animals,

01:07:40

what I would like to say is my personal

01:07:42

observation, it seems to me that the

01:07:44

21st century, in general, and the 20th century also presented

01:07:47

such a unique phenomenon;

01:07:49

useless households, judge for yourself; in

01:07:52

general, we now do not require cats

01:07:54

not to catch mice from dogs so that they

01:07:56

guarded the house so that they, in general,

01:07:59

would carry a cart of daffodils somewhere, no kotaku

01:08:02

salt, in general, they are just stupidly lying

01:08:04

on our sofas, in general, all hamsters and

01:08:06

all the fish there are nothing needed from them,

01:08:09

why are they needed at all? They are

01:08:11

useless, no,

01:08:14

they

01:08:15

require our care and our love, and we

01:08:18

as people, in general,

01:08:20

care, love, and this is probably the most

01:08:22

important thing that people should do,

01:08:24

care and love, that is, these

01:08:26

useless animals, as it were, make us

01:08:29

human

01:08:31

[applause]

01:08:35

[music]

01:08:37

mommy buy me a hamster and

01:08:40

from him beautiful face

01:08:44

will sleep at night screaming in glasses and in the morning

01:08:50

finely tear up the papers

01:08:52

dad let's take a puppy

01:08:56

just look how nice

01:09:00

I'll walk with him without a leash

01:09:04

a rug in the style of his hallway

01:09:07

[music]

01:09:09

when you see a sample

01:09:13

of our little ones

01:09:16

so that they can help us see the world their

01:09:21

smartest and smartest eyes

01:09:24

we read like teeth and then it’s not

01:09:29

the sun

01:09:30

that in a cramped nursery they warmed up, name your

01:09:41

mother’s pets, let’s get a

01:09:45

red tabby kitten,

01:09:48

we’ll dote on him and he’ll

01:09:53

drink from the toilet

01:09:56

dad, I want a parrot

01:09:59

light in a turtle or a fish and

01:10:04

also

01:10:07

a little attention - a little bit of

01:10:09

your and your mother’s kind

01:10:12

smiles

01:10:14

[applause]

01:10:17

[music]

01:10:18

given

01:10:20

and for the sake of our books

01:10:23

so that they can help us see the world, your

01:10:29

smartest and

01:10:32

sleepy eyes have never heard of the sun

01:10:39

that warmed the pets in a cramped

01:10:43

nursery

01:10:47

[music]

01:10:50

[applause] [music ]

01:10:54

[applause]

01:10:55

[music]

01:11:04

ranges

01:11:06

and when the

01:11:08

sun

01:11:09

so that the cramped nursery warms since they are

01:11:13

pets

01:11:17

I you and

01:11:27

this Sokhat translation

01:11:29

[applause]

01:11:30

[music]

01:11:34

[applause]

01:11:40

[music]

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[applause]

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[music] [applause] [

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music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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