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1 МАЯ 2022 ПРАЗДНИЧНЫЙ КОНЦЕРТ ЮМОРА

1 МАЯ 2022 КОНЦЕРТЫ

КОНЦЕРТЫ 1 МАЯ 2022

ПРАЗДНИЧНЫЙ КОНЦЕРТ 1 МАЯ 2022

1 МАЯ 2022

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1 МАЯ

ПЕРВОЕ МАЯ

ПРАЗДНИЧНЫЙ КОНЦЕРТ СЕГОДНЯ

КОНЦЕРТ СЕГОДНЯ

КОНЦЕРТ ПРЯМАЯ ТРАНСЛЯЦИЯ

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КОНЦЕРТ НА РОССИЯ1

СКЕТЧ ШОУ

СКЕТЧ ШОУ 2022

ЮМОР 2022

КОМИКИ 2022

ДУДЬ КОМИКИ

ДУДЬ

ДУДЬ ПОСЛЕДНИЙ ВЫПУСК

СОБЧАК

СОБЧАК 2022

МАСКА 2022

МАСКА ФИНАЛ

МАСКА 2022 ФИНАЛ

ЖЕНСКИЙ СТЕНДАП

ЮМОР 18+

КОМИКИ

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Now weddings are not the same as they used to be,

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people go crazy,

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show off in front of each other,

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only their wedding was not like

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everyone else’s, they spend a lot of money on a week later

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they get divorced, and

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immediately with this,

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thousands of non-standard wedding agencies appeared

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who are trying to outdo each other,

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trying to please desire for such

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originals and now the work of one of

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these wedding agencies you will see a

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wedding agency with hello

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[applause]

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[music]

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hello and you're early today you're like a TV star

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hello

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I had a dream last night as

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if we were

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stupid in general the plot is a secret Donetsk, you

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know we can go

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somewhere later today mileage yes no

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at all for a long time I was going to tell you but

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didn’t dare

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[music]

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hello from here and the agency staff

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at the same time, well, we still do

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n’t have anything ready, but I hope that at

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least the motto then you remember we are introducing

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innovations for the cells of society, well done,

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now recognition will appear a young pure

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young immaculate couple

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open the doors

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[music]

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rubles

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[applause]

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quietly

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I ask you

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hello

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hello this is a marriage agency

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so by

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God we want our wedding

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to be unusual well no way he everyone

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excuse me, we have to talk a lot, make

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yourself comfortable, feel at home,

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we will be back in literally three minutes,

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please

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[music]

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sweets and

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I’m not from

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if the dough is Tibet, I’m lucky to

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plant my bunny and

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guys dear, I really want our

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wedding to be extreme,

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what’s more for you that you will marry me

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top we can get married our house is in the desert

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there are a lot of poisonous snakes there they will all crawl

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into your mom to exchange experiences

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steel your mom we can get married

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then know under water they

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know how dear well Armenians don’t breed in water

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well look carefully at my nose where I am

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I’ll find a mask so

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that it doesn’t completely fit, I, my

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husband, needs a separate scuba gear for a year, so

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simple

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[music]

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and again, hello, have you

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changed your mind yet?

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We’ll give an original and unusual

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wedding, like not everyone has, I think

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that it will be impossible to forget anyway,

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proposal number 85 see the

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exclusive version wedding in the air

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300 guests are jumping with parachutes just like I

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agree marriages are made in heaven

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dear marriages are made in heaven but

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why go there in person

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well let’s say I pushed the plane 300 hectares

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now with a barbecue orchestra and

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let’s say we’re flying

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the plane is still far from will fly away

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because your uncle Rachel will start

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inviting all the passing planes and

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helicopters, airships and even my

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dear, please tell me that you have

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such an option so that one parachute does

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not accidentally open at

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her mother’s

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mother and let’s try well, so

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imagine you are jumping with parachutes in flight and

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exchanging rings after behind you,

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all the bones fall out there with songs and dances, a headwind of

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250 kilometers per hour, so unfortunately the

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first kiss will have to be postponed until

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landing, and of course no flower

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in this case, proposal number 86

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wedding in the greenhouse of the botanical garden

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imagine

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rhododendrons,

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cornflowers, so to speak, the air is filled with the

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smell of blooming lilies and especially for you

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on this day the

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enchanting cactus queen of the night opens its flower

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[applause] that’s

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great

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the bride is like a light dandelion carried by

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the breeze

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her photo is developing in appearance

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and we are tracing butterflies circling over her delicate

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golovkina

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and even

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ask to take what’s wrong with you

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your allergies the smells once even

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got me into a barret,

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I realized a great proposal wedding

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in a hospital imagine guests

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arriving 1 hearse

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[music]

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excuse me this is on the second day

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on the first day the guests arrive in

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ambulances this noise of sirens and the blinking of

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blue buckets imagine Cinzano

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intravenously let the snacks from the hospital

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canteen bedridden patients get up in

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surprise look at this splendor

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tire forgive me that I love festive

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hospital pajamas

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the bride, so to speak,

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stab the nurses

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it's cheap

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left

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in this case in a nurse's robe

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decorated with diamonds from Versace

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it's expensive with

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rhinestones from Swarovski

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this is cheap

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Bulgarian jewelry from whom

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from your relatives from Yerevan,

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dear, my relatives have all been in Moscow for a long time, are

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you at least at the North Pole, by

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the way,

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a wedding at the North Pole, pay

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attention, look at the very top, how do

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you like it 5-year-old dear, no, the day

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lasts six months, but I can’t

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wait that long for the first one wedding night

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before that case, turn over the ball of pain

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hot

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male hot Somalia

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will throw

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that other globe

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into space don’t want

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darling in space you and I haven’t been I

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want you

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you’ve never been to kos

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God what an omission

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great the next option let’s

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say a wedding in space and dates

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we dive into the rocket attention

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everything is ready to launch the wedding ceremony the

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countdown has begun

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43 the sounds of the Mendelssohn march burst from the nozzle

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close the nozzles enough until

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21 let's go my brother

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[music]

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it shakes you with anticipation of family

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life

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launch of the first stage of Tashla

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[music]

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good single life

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when Zhenya's personal savings

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flatten the exit force reduction parents

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in outer space

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[music] [music]

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yes [music]

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[music]

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then

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[music]

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[music]

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guests look out the window

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they blame a lot of little ones stars and

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among them the biggest star of our

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country, of course, Philip Kirkorov

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approaching in his pink

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space limousine

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[music]

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hello young cosmonauts

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[applause]

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Patricia in the porthole the family was up to 3

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visible

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everyone began to gather in the soup friends fathers

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and mothers to see how hearts join

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in orbit stations lack of

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gravity here 1 of how the triple miracle

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and clearly the receptionist in the process of

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levitation by laughing as on we’ll post it on

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YouTube and

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filmed it

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and I’ll play the tubes the

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axes are thrown into and I

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dream that you’re with me at the wedding

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[music]

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children

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tic bija

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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and

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I don’t have any steps and how do you

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imagine the first wedding night

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of weightlessness,

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well, some kind of intimacy,

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this is a real report about the docking

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[applause]

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together that there is no command of the earth without believing

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[music]

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check outside

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the version is sacred so that I don’t miss

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[applause]

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I'm sorry but moth the docking station

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won't

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withstand this let's get out of here circus

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wait I'll make you another

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amazing offer that you

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'll like I want an offer let's go have

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a drink

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I've been

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wanting to tell you for a long time yes

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look how I can

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imagine yesterday a wedding was held at the circus

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there it started think it's

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not the registry office numbers in the face of a spotlight,

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he is an illusionist, she is like an assistant, people

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screamed and murderers, people shouted hurray,

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nothing foreshadowed the incident, the

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rings were exchanged, she said yes, the groom

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answered her to the sound of applause, but

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before stamping the passport,

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he sawed her into two fragments,

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well, you wanted something - then to say

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you like the circus, there’s

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nothing, let’s go to some other place,

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well, look, I think that

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this will definitely suit you; a

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wedding of a military unit on the

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parade ground; you approach the place of the

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wedding, marching in front

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of the bride; grab them and lay the line on its side

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upon arrival; honor to each other

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on the parade ground,

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dear, you didn’t understand it in the right sense,

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then know love, exchange

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bricks with words for family happiness,

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drink on your head,

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I can do damage, it can

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damage the brain, yes, no, wedding hairstyle,

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okay, have a seat, there’s

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nothing wrong with it, look for you on the parade

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ground this time the marshal of our

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country Alexander Marshal will be singing this is the road well

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then the lead singer of the group white ticket

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limited fit wartime along

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with his flat feet

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well then the group singing guardhouse

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music] there

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was not enough room on the parade ground for the wedding

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Tony fairy tales get away from sin

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regiment commander

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witness from the bride

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battle in fact cool glasses

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[music]

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but

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sleep

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but

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decided to fall apart to the left and to the right YouTube

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you clearly step without

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killing and guests bride chic

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[applause]

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[applause]

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but here it is

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[applause]

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well you don’t like it

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and right with them, so to speak, on the board about the

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steps of the leopard

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[music] I

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didn’t like it,

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well, in that case, let’s go

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have some more coffee, I’ll make you another

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offer,

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fools, the truth is,

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I would like to tell you, yes, what’s

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so important to me is that it’s true I’m a little

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scared, suddenly you answer me no no yes no yes oh

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no I wrote a note here you

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meat cola bread dumplings you this is not that

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note I’ll write you another one

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you should obviously like this I

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feel that you love high art

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wedding in the theater equal

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[music]

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well, let's take this into account

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[music]

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how about a wedding in the theater is good,

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fine, but then in the small one, no, expensive, in the

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small one, it won't fit

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if possible, the largest theater

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aakash, give way,

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okay,

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please, sit down in

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the stalls,

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imagine a wedding in the theater at the

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entrance is a dying man meeting you

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[music]

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well, the old cloakroom attendant with bread and salt is

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what we call Ivan Susanin will show you

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your path with lies Ivan the Terrible says a

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greeting toast and kills his son

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like everything grandiose here at the most

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crucial moment imagine

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suddenly a horse appears

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no auto

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ghost

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ghost tece

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phantom of the opera

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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so you

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missed

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living almost every

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[music]

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threads on property control

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let there be

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[music]

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and

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[music]

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let

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[music]

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highlander passport

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[music]

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yes and you for me

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[ music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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I like it, but I don’t like it, I don’t want

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my pants with a Moscow registration

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from corel,

00:24:05

we don’t like anything here, let’s go to the

00:24:07

horns, it’s all wrong, it justified you

00:24:10

here, it’s very boring and nothing

00:24:11

original, let’s go, dear, let’s go very

00:24:14

website, can I have one final question,

00:24:16

I’m just wondering, did you

00:24:20

meet each other somewhere, I’m just

00:24:22

wondering, do you understand about the figure

00:24:26

in the Mariana Trench, maybe when

00:24:29

ringing anacondas in the wilds of the Amazon

00:24:32

somewhere on the top of Mont Blanc where we

00:24:35

met the originals

00:24:45

in a cargo elevator For some reason

00:24:53

I thought so,

00:24:58

I understood everything, the wedding should be where you and I

00:25:02

met,

00:25:06

meaning in the elevator,

00:25:11

like wait, in weddings, fly, we don’t have

00:25:13

such a scenario, it means a wedding at

00:25:16

McDonald’s, a wedding in a

00:25:18

fast food restaurant, a wedding in a pigsty, that’s the

00:25:21

same thing in an elevator no, okay then

00:25:25

let's improvise, imagine a

00:25:27

typical nine-story building of a typical

00:25:30

nine-story building, say a typical elevator,

00:25:37

guest types come from everywhere, that is, typical guests at

00:25:41

the entrance to dinner to the smell of perfume and the bride has the

00:25:45

smell of the entrance,

00:25:48

you get stuck in the elevator and instead of the

00:25:52

dispatcher, the world

00:25:55

pop star Elton John appears,

00:25:57

it's expensive

00:26:00

ok then Igor Digogo from this is

00:26:03

unreasonably expensive well ok in that

00:26:07

case Igor Nikolaev’s neighbor on the

00:26:10

landing

00:26:14

[music]

00:26:17

wheat best and climbed into the elevator of the

00:26:20

nine-story panel building

00:26:22

dear Anita salads for us good

00:26:25

there the registrar shobla wrote something there

00:26:29

papers

00:26:31

dear Karen Alexander I declare you

00:26:33

husband and the

00:26:34

photographer’s wife, the old man came running, although the cabin

00:26:38

was

00:26:39

narrow, stand along the way, that is, where no

00:26:44

one stood at the doors and controlled

00:26:47

the loading,

00:26:49

only the

00:26:52

guests came up, the people had to make room, the

00:26:57

organic ones that taught the species, the free ones,

00:27:02

put out the end, they were able to end up like a ken and

00:27:04

seep through

00:27:06

honestly and up will have

00:27:09

in the corner the lying toastmaster tried to honestly

00:27:13

shout bitterly and

00:27:23

only

00:27:26

one of the women stopped by Wilson's car started

00:27:32

[music]

00:27:35

slice of rage

00:27:37

from the bushes sister while

00:27:40

smoothly [music]

00:27:42

site matchmaker to attract and

00:27:44

Pechora Lyusin her fiance the hands of

00:27:48

everyone gathered

00:27:50

I will serve my father hot again

00:27:53

the guests didn’t count Uncle

00:27:57

Borya

00:27:58

and before the meal

00:28:00

[applause]

00:28:03

[music] the

00:28:04

bride and groom

00:28:06

foundations and tiles my holiday guitar

00:28:16

stayed for free

00:28:18

practically general

00:28:21

no

00:28:23

on the edge of grief they stole it easier for you to breathe

00:28:28

when will this end

00:28:30

friendship studies you

00:28:32

look like

00:28:38

and

00:28:42

hack I passed the place with Urengoy and a couple

00:28:47

[music]

00:28:49

for 5 so what in 100

00:28:53

and I saved it, I’ll return it

00:28:56

[music]

00:29:02

show me again

00:29:04

and now why just go to

00:29:08

the disco but

00:29:11

[applause]

00:29:13

[music]

00:29:29

[applause]

00:29:33

I’ve

00:29:35

long wanted to tell you that

00:29:40

I you like to live without me you can’t

00:29:44

we will have many many children and we will die

00:29:46

on the same day yes and ours will be ours

00:29:49

cramping on the leg yes that is no no you that

00:29:52

in no case we will celebrate

00:29:55

at home with our parents

00:29:56

and grandparents yes we will invite our

00:29:59

closest

00:30:01

relatives and friends to our wedding we will eat

00:30:04

bread and dip it in salt everyone will

00:30:07

scream at us bitterly and mothers will cry

00:30:11

again

00:30:14

[music]

00:30:17

hallelujah beloved paris we forgot

00:30:22

armor and feather

00:30:25

why we came to earth

00:30:29

deer of love

00:30:31

hallelujah of love

00:30:33

allium

00:30:35

I have

00:30:37

hallelujah to all future children

00:30:41

our life flies by gait we

00:30:47

will answer damned questions

00:30:49

hallelujah love about love

00:30:53

eagle

00:30:55

well I

00:30:58

[music]

00:31:02

[applause] [music]

00:31:08

and

00:31:11

from

00:31:14

[applause]

00:31:17

and after 9 months I had a child

00:31:21

very similar to all those who was in the

00:31:25

elevator

00:31:30

[music]

00:31:44

[applause]

00:32:04

[applause]

00:32:11

the Internet has taken up most of our lives

00:32:14

through the Internet we learn everything that

00:32:17

interests us, we make purchases, we get acquainted, we

00:32:21

communicate and even fall in love, but it doesn’t always

00:32:25

work out the way I wanted, yes I

00:32:31

listen and Shrek let’s do it later or even

00:32:35

here I came on a date

00:32:39

no another one that didn’t work out for me,

00:32:45

which means why do you understand I’m

00:32:48

getting acquainted via the Internet, well, she said that

00:32:52

her name is Katya, she

00:32:54

was confused by the fact that Dasha was signed in the photo,

00:32:57

and

00:32:58

when they met and it turned out to be Anton,

00:33:03

in general, it didn’t work out, the characters didn’t

00:33:07

agree, let

00:33:09

’s do it later and otherwise she should already

00:33:14

come,

00:33:16

I hope at least today everything will be without

00:33:19

deception

00:33:22

[music]

00:33:34

[music] I

00:34:04

’m sorry, why are you looking at me like that

00:34:12

[music]

00:34:13

yes, it’s

00:34:15

very nice and I’m the same

00:34:21

little girl,

00:34:24

what kind of little machine

00:34:27

little girl from the Internet

00:34:31

little girl from the Internet it’s you

00:34:36

what surprises you so much

00:34:40

yes, but in the photo there was a girl in a school

00:34:45

uniform,

00:34:49

all the Vedas are my school photos

00:34:55

without photoshop, almost

00:34:59

up to but on the page the age was indicated from

00:35:05

18 years old

00:35:08

Valera

00:35:10

don’t worry about my page on the Internet

00:35:14

exactly you are very much

00:35:19

yes but I thought that you were

00:35:24

18 years old

00:35:28

Valera that's right

00:35:31

I'm

00:35:33

18

00:35:37

for the compliment thanks

00:35:40

well let's

00:35:43

go there maybe to a planetarium or a

00:35:51

Molière restaurant which planetarium which restaurant

00:35:56

I wanted to meet what and which is in the

00:36:01

photo of a

00:36:02

school uniform

00:36:07

then we'll go straight to my

00:36:12

school uniform I have a

00:36:18

school uniform at home no, we don’t need Maria, and in general

00:36:22

he’s sorry, but it’s time for me, it’s time,

00:36:31

wait, I

00:36:35

still have a

00:36:37

red riding hood costume,

00:36:42

that’s not only

00:36:46

eighteen, I already have

00:36:50

photos on the Internet, mine, everything is

00:36:55

honest, without deception,

00:36:59

nothing,

00:37:01

tomorrow I met with another one, so I’m going to see

00:37:06

him date

00:37:07

straight away in a school uniform on YouTube

00:37:12

[applause]

00:37:30

hi buddy yes but don’t share hi

00:37:33

hi you’re so gloomy yes I think

00:37:36

just recently I was

00:37:39

only five years away from retirement and

00:37:42

now I’m already 10 feet away rejoice why why did they

00:37:47

extend your youth

00:37:51

I just managed to reach The

00:37:54

pension department, however, was immediately warned by the pension department,

00:37:57

they said, if I

00:37:58

expect to live more than sixty-

00:38:01

five years, then I will pay tax

00:38:06

[applause]

00:38:08

what kind of luxury tax,

00:38:12

okay, I’m kidding, I’m kidding, I want an anecdote on

00:38:15

this topic, give me anecdotes, I love in

00:38:19

the hospital, a nurse calms a sick person,

00:38:21

grandfather, why are you so worried? we will cure and we will

00:38:23

definitely cure you, maybe even

00:38:26

live until retirement

00:38:28

[laughs]

00:38:30

vishnu

00:38:34

not only you, do

00:38:38

n’t worry, in general fensys is

00:38:41

wonderful, you sit at home,

00:38:43

do nothing in the garden, dig around your grandchildren,

00:38:45

babysit, but I told my children until I

00:38:48

retire at 65 years old so that no

00:38:52

grandchildren or rather I will sit and babysit by

00:38:56

the time my son will be 46

00:39:01

points 47 it’s time to give birth,

00:39:05

okay, you should worry about giving birth,

00:39:08

retirement age, this is wonderful,

00:39:10

we will live like in a fairy tale, like fairy tales,

00:39:13

free travel, like Karlsson’s,

00:39:17

joints creak like Pinocchio’s,

00:39:20

everyone is slender and thin like Koschey

00:39:23

the immortal,

00:39:25

but because the food is like that of Thumbelina,

00:39:28

but you can sleep as much as you want, like a

00:39:32

sleeping beauty, and

00:39:33

if Little Red Riding Hood doesn’t

00:39:36

bring any pies, then grandma will remain lying in her

00:39:38

crib until the gray wolf visits her,

00:39:42

not all life expectancy

00:39:45

was like that of a tortilla turtle, but ah that

00:39:49

he’s my neighbor the other day for a hundred years, he noted

00:39:52

how much what, so what, what does he say and he’s

00:39:55

somehow ashamed, he’s been causing damage to the

00:40:00

pension fund for 40 years now,

00:40:10

don’t think too high,

00:40:14

the time will come, you’ll retire on your own, you won’t have a

00:40:19

beer, you won’t have a picnic but I

00:40:29

’ll only sell the pharmacy chain

00:40:31

from the first appearance in the service, but sometimes I didn’t

00:40:37

understand

00:40:40

where my fingernail-sized

00:40:48

thimble of tears went during the summer heat, it’s

00:40:53

sad I have to live and study in a house

00:40:56

from 1 ruble and until the last I didn’t have to retire as

00:41:02

before

00:41:05

suburbs where is valence are

00:41:10

you sometimes waiting almost half your life for

00:41:14

her to come native insi insi

00:41:19

[music]

00:41:21

pension

00:41:24

songs

00:41:25

[music]

00:41:27

[applause]

00:41:40

hello dear TV viewers we are

00:41:44

broadcasting our report live and

00:41:48

now we are in Moscow on Leningradka

00:41:52

where usually at night Priestesses of love are offering

00:41:56

their services

00:41:59

and now there is a rally of secondary school teachers taking place here. The

00:42:07

teachers decided to hold a rally here

00:42:10

on Leningradka closer to the center to the

00:42:13

government so that they can finally be

00:42:16

heard. Now we will try to talk

00:42:19

to one of the protesters and find out about the

00:42:23

problems of the school and what demands

00:42:27

are being made by the teachers. Today here in

00:42:31

Leningrad it is quite crowded and

00:42:34

therefore it is difficult to understand who

00:42:38

the protesters are here, who is a passer-by and who

00:42:42

just came to support the

00:42:46

teachers,

00:42:50

apparently this is one of

00:42:55

the protesters, an

00:42:57

ordinary high school teacher

00:43:01

[music]

00:43:03

quite a young specialist,

00:43:07

let’s try to talk to her and good afternoon

00:43:11

news day, can I literally have you for five

00:43:15

minutes,

00:43:19

I want you to

00:43:22

take me again immediately for an hour,

00:43:25

no no, we will dedicate the entire program to you in the

00:43:30

near future, but now, if you don’t mind,

00:43:32

a box and an interview,

00:43:35

let’s just know how it’s

00:43:38

quick, otherwise you scared away

00:43:41

all the girls with your camera and

00:43:48

hid

00:43:50

I understand, but what to be afraid of, and

00:43:53

if their parents see on TV what their

00:43:57

daughters are doing here, I do

00:43:59

n’t understand, again, why be ashamed, you

00:44:03

are doing what you love,

00:44:06

your profession is one of the most respected

00:44:10

in general me, and

00:44:15

I always thought that it was the other way around, why, for

00:44:21

example, am I always with great

00:44:24

I remember with respect

00:44:26

your colleagues who did a lot for me

00:44:30

and my first

00:44:33

Mary Ivanna, despite the fact that I

00:44:37

was only seven-eight years old at the time, and

00:44:41

hope Simeon, well,

00:44:43

who adored me despite my

00:44:48

pranks, so to speak, this is the

00:44:51

physical teacher San Sanycha

00:44:55

with whom we are quite close and

00:44:59

we communicate warmly to this day, I’m sure that

00:45:03

you also love and adore all those whom you

00:45:08

give, so to speak, the opportunity to learn from

00:45:12

you, and I’m sure you’ve already been

00:45:14

persecuted to buy even more, because well, that’s

00:45:18

just a young specialist,

00:45:21

how many if It’s not a secret

00:45:25

profession,

00:45:28

thank you of course

00:45:30

for the compliment,

00:45:34

I’m already 15 years behind me and I’m not going

00:45:39

to do this all my life,

00:45:42

like or your years, Mary Ivanna, I, who

00:45:45

I just said, turned 70 last year,

00:45:51

she’s in such amazing shape

00:45:54

that she still has what to learn and

00:45:59

you better tell me what problems are

00:46:03

bothering you today, it’s

00:46:06

no coincidence that so many of your

00:46:08

colleagues took to the streets today, that’s the whole point,

00:46:13

we know what kind of

00:46:17

competition

00:46:19

currency is and all the newspapers write about the

00:46:22

lack of personnel and you say

00:46:24

competition, yes, everyone is lying, your newspaper,

00:46:29

yes, even now at 30 40 girls I’ll give you

00:46:34

the option, choose the

00:46:41

pudding,

00:46:42

plump and all good

00:46:45

young ones for 150,200 dollars and they will sing,

00:46:50

as they say, and on the beach they are theirs, for

00:46:54

starters, and on their faces they do such things

00:46:59

that you and I didn’t dream, I’m

00:47:01

sorry, you want to say that your

00:47:04

colleagues can afford alcohol

00:47:08

in the workplace,

00:47:11

no, but they’re getting drunk to the point of no

00:47:16

[music]

00:47:19

150 200

00:47:21

to loosen the tongue, I’m maintaining

00:47:25

the compact, so to speak, listen, maybe

00:47:30

you’ll take someone who

00:47:33

doesn’t, thank me, you know somehow it’s useless

00:47:37

that it’s clear

00:47:40

physical teacher san sanych

00:47:46

and here in san sanych just don’t get

00:47:50

me wrong, well, I’ll take

00:47:53

1 specialist under my wing, 2nd problem there and

00:47:56

this won’t solve it, it’s necessary that each

00:48:00

of your colleagues have their own group of

00:48:04

twenty-five to thirty people

00:48:06

do you agree,

00:48:08

but you’re over 153, but

00:48:14

let’s say

00:48:16

56 regular customers,

00:48:19

perhaps just right, well, you see,

00:48:24

we want to get money, but it’s already difficult to work with a group of

00:48:27

25 30 people, don’t be afraid of

00:48:31

the difficulty, but our physical education teacher, San San

00:48:36

San Sanych, had his own group of

00:48:40

38 people

00:48:46

conclusion, I would like to ask you,

00:48:49

if it were possible to turn back time,

00:48:51

who would you become then,

00:48:57

and

00:48:59

you know,

00:49:02

since childhood I dreamed of becoming a

00:49:06

teacher,

00:49:09

thank you, dear TV viewers, this was

00:49:12

a report from Leningrad, where today

00:49:16

there is a rally of secondary school teachers

00:49:19

who, despite everything difficulties

00:49:22

still dedicated to their profession,

00:49:25

faithful to their work, for which a big

00:49:30

thank you to them

00:49:38

[applause]

00:49:49

and

00:49:52

from the roads Petrovich, it’s great,

00:49:55

I need a saw, what do you have in

00:50:00

the garage, saws or something, okay, I’ll bring it in, I’ll

00:50:03

bring it in, so where is my

00:50:07

aerobatics?

00:50:09

even my wife does the cleaning and never

00:50:12

finds anything after it

00:50:17

[applause] you keep

00:50:21

grumbling and

00:50:25

drinking

00:50:30

[music]

00:50:33

why Balchik where did you drink I ask the

00:50:41

neighbor I drank

00:50:44

why are

00:50:49

you always in the neighbor’s garage the

00:50:52

neighbor is always at home

00:50:56

he

00:50:58

called me I came in

00:51:00

but it’s clear

00:51:02

sawdust where am

00:51:07

I I say at the neighbor’s, I was drinking,

00:51:13

why are you giving it to just anyone

00:51:16

[music]

00:51:18

[applause]

00:51:24

there’s still time in the garage

00:51:28

and the neighbor here at home just

00:51:35

walked and delaut quickly to the neighbor,

00:51:42

you just let go like that, well, in

00:51:48

just

00:51:51

five minutes I’m waiting back,

00:51:56

you know they don’t judge people on their own

00:52:02

here for at least half an hour

00:52:09

Yoshi has a pillow for his neighbor, well, bring the saw home

00:52:20

[applause] what did

00:52:25

you drink,

00:52:32

what did you say wake up attic I’m not flying much I

00:52:35

said

00:52:37

we’re dad talking like that and

00:52:43

what did you mean in general the

00:52:50

nut

00:52:52

girl is shaking I already called you about the

00:52:56

blue panel for the bathroom, otherwise

00:53:00

my wife had the strength to hit it with her fingernail; the

00:53:02

panel is cracked, and how much does it cost?

00:53:07

3000 is a bit expensive, of course, but I’ll stop by already,

00:53:12

well,

00:53:14

I found this saw, everything is here with the basics, I

00:53:19

found out about the panel

00:53:26

[applause]

00:53:30

facts universities

00:53:36

called somewhere

00:53:38

I told you everything in detail

00:53:44

you are judging me

00:53:48

while you are thinking 3 thousand

00:53:54

4c here in Kazan

00:53:59

how could you

00:54:01

what did you even think

00:54:04

I was before I

00:54:07

needed a job there was no money

00:54:09

always went to the slave

00:54:15

you are talking about now what is

00:54:19

the europanel

00:54:21

seeing about the panel I tried to glue the bathroom

00:54:26

panel you broke

00:54:29

[music]

00:54:33

[applause]

00:54:39

w-what outside the cattle and

00:54:46

[music]

00:54:50

often wait what are you just talking about

00:54:53

[music] they’ll

00:54:57

come yes I’m listening yes yes Elena Petrovna

00:55:01

what did he do again and broke the glass at the school

00:55:06

how much deuces yes no Elena Petrovna I’m

00:55:10

taking care of my son we’re teaching lessons Dillian

00:55:14

Petrovna eagle

00:55:17

spot Well, what kind of father am I, my son,

00:55:21

neglecting Seryoga, our neighbor, he’s a

00:55:27

good father, he’s a real son, and at the

00:55:32

skating rink and in the park lessons together, what are you

00:55:36

standing there mumbling? you're muttering and I'm talking about

00:55:40

my son and what's my son, yes I'm saying Seryoga our neighbor

00:55:47

he's a real father

00:56:01

[applause]

00:56:04

acupuncture

00:56:08

the teacher called everything

00:56:14

the teacher told me, well, yes, well,

00:56:17

find out,

00:56:21

well, it all happened in front of her,

00:56:31

and on what cabinet was

00:56:39

she sitting by the window

00:56:44

[applause ]

00:56:48

on the 9th floor

00:56:55

a resident was standing at the window, everyone was a forester,

00:57:00

and she was

00:57:02

watching with binoculars from a neighboring house for

00:57:07

something, didn’t sit under I’m now standing and thinking

00:57:10

what kind of father I am Seryoga, he’s a real father,

00:57:16

sorry,

00:57:20

but you’re always in the garage and Seryoga is

00:57:24

always at home

00:57:26

suffered, it will help you,

00:57:30

we’re doing this,

00:57:33

I say the teacher called our

00:57:36

school, the glass broke

00:57:41

[applause]

00:57:45

and what did you

00:57:50

do for what did you just ask for forgiveness,

00:57:55

here’s

00:57:57

your glass

00:58:00

and they’ll move you into

00:58:04

what

00:58:06

two daughters are in Kazan and

00:58:12

ordered two barrels of beer,

00:58:17

okay, now I’ll come,

00:58:22

they called there in the garage, I need help, I'll go

00:58:26

offended, get out of here, [ __ ], I'm not bored, you wo

00:58:30

n't get bored, I'll go to the neighbor

00:58:38

[music]

00:58:44

[applause]

00:58:59

[applause]

00:59:03

right among the best said poke and so that it yes they

00:59:09

tell me we decide savage we were

00:59:14

asked tool time and years for a long time

00:59:19

answered these questions

00:59:22

they told me about my guilt I was completely

00:59:27

wet they who is he going you shouted with all your

00:59:32

might yes

00:59:35

dear

00:59:39

dear

00:59:43

dear I will stand strong that

00:59:48

you

00:59:51

yourself

00:59:53

that you

00:59:54

[applause]

00:59:56

[music]

00:59:58

[applause]

01:00:10

Boris Lvovich thank you very much for a

01:00:13

wonderful evening and for seeing

01:00:16

me off, that love mikhalna, I’m ready

01:00:21

to see you off all my life,

01:00:25

thank you for seeing me off, wow,

01:00:30

3000 for a taxi, I would have given it to him to

01:00:35

find out that she lives in the middle of

01:00:38

nowhere, I

01:00:39

would have come here and gone

01:00:43

3000 for a taxi,

01:00:47

bourgeois,

01:00:48

it could have been

01:00:51

60 times on the train drive

01:00:57

a hundred kilos of potatoes

01:00:59

buy

01:01:02

Boris evenings thank you for

01:01:06

inviting me to the restaurant

01:01:08

that you love mikhalna it’s an honor for me to

01:01:13

invite

01:01:15

such a charming woman like you

01:01:19

royal salad with shrimp

01:01:24

meat in French

01:01:27

cutlet Kiev

01:01:31

sturgeon baked black blood

01:01:36

suckling pig with horseradish like her all

01:01:41

this got in

01:01:42

La Paz, it

01:01:48

looks like a decent woman doesn’t eat and can’t

01:01:56

chew the meat at all, you won’t understand why

01:02:02

cutlets are Kiev-style

01:02:04

in general, a dummy in the past butter

01:02:10

3 pigs were slaughtered early

01:02:16

cream they have

01:02:20

just like the rest of the world

01:02:23

at a yellow price

01:02:26

I’m pouring out the wine, why did you turn my head with wine,

01:02:31

I’m probably

01:02:34

like,

01:02:36

well, what are you, love, mikhalna, you’re

01:02:41

divine,

01:02:43

I don’t drink, I don’t drink

01:02:47

first collection champagne,

01:02:51

then Burgundy

01:02:55

1847, three bottles of

01:02:59

cola and not a single eye of

01:03:04

guilt back, some

01:03:09

clearly expired

01:03:11

for sure all the arches took

01:03:15

50 rubles each

01:03:18

busy

01:03:20

love mikhalna

01:03:22

accept from me this modest and gift

01:03:28

from the bottom of my heart this

01:03:32

[music]

01:03:42

wow the beauty of the withers radiant

01:03:47

gold

01:03:49

585 carat

01:03:52

handmade

01:03:55

I found something to surprise and such jewelry is

01:04:00

sold on the market for 300 rubles but it’s

01:04:04

immediately obvious that cheap

01:04:08

they want it

01:04:10

looks like the real thing

01:04:16

Boris Lvovich

01:04:18

once again thank you so much for the evening and

01:04:22

the West well, it’s time for me to go as a couple

01:04:30

and why don’t you invite me

01:04:35

yes well spoons

01:04:40

Boris Lvovich

01:04:42

what are you saying

01:04:44

what kind of guests are at three o’clock in the morning

01:04:49

first of all it’s not cleaned and

01:04:53

secondly, I’m

01:04:57

not that kind of

01:05:01

goodbye

01:05:03

love mikhalna love ran you misunderstood me

01:05:12

[music]

01:05:18

[applause]

01:05:39

[applause]

01:05:44

yes

01:05:45

yes Archibald the great magician and sorcerer of the fifth

01:05:49

generation to

01:05:51

lose weight forever perhaps

01:05:54

write down the recipe for a

01:05:56

magic diet

01:05:58

eat what you want, including cakes but

01:06:02

no more than 86 rubles a day,

01:06:05

don’t forget to send my fee, otherwise your

01:06:08

tail will grow

01:06:13

[music]

01:06:16

hello Andor, sadden the great, yes it’s

01:06:20

me 3 years ago my wife left me

01:06:22

after your sessions, she returned as

01:06:25

promised, damn you

01:06:29

[music]

01:06:40

help

01:06:43

you you have problems

01:06:52

[applause]

01:06:54

you have a great level of evil eye or damage, you

01:06:57

understand, I’m leaking money from me, you

01:07:01

play in a casino on the table and there is none in the

01:07:05

casino, but the traffic cops take everything, as

01:07:08

they slow me down, I’ll give it, so they take all the money,

01:07:11

have you tried driving at least once in your life?

01:07:14

sober, you've gone crazy,

01:07:17

I'm sober, I'm afraid,

01:07:19

but I can't help but come in, [ __ ] of morons at the wheel,

01:07:24

I understand your problem, you just have too

01:07:27

much extra money, I'll perform a zeroing ceremony on you,

01:07:34

swipe your card here and you'll

01:07:41

also get

01:07:50

freedom and the

01:07:53

money will appear again, come again and we'll

01:07:56

reset your card again

01:07:59

[applause]

01:08:04

hello,

01:08:15

everything is clear to you, I better you, in short, my

01:08:20

boss is pestering me at work, you can

01:08:23

do this like that lapel-turn, I

01:08:27

can do anything, and Archibald is a great actor

01:08:29

here in the fifth generation,

01:08:31

tell me more, something is hot here

01:08:36

[music]

01:08:42

so So he doesn’t give me access at all at

01:08:45

work, they’re delayed, he calls by text message at

01:08:48

night, he writes, I don’t even understand what’s

01:08:50

wrong, are you

01:08:52

listening to me at all, and you

01:08:56

can help me,

01:08:58

of course, I’ll give you incense, a ritual of

01:09:02

Tibetan lamas,

01:09:06

first of all, stop washing your hair

01:09:08

every morning, eat a few heads of

01:09:12

garlic

01:09:15

and the main thing is tie your shoes find the

01:09:18

magic shoes

01:09:28

and this is what this magic lapel on the

01:09:34

swivel dress needs to be worn

01:09:37

every day

01:09:40

a mop will help

01:09:43

look for the

01:09:45

nickname-auto code if you go to work and

01:09:49

who should I introduce whom I do

01:09:52

n’t need to introduce a hat yes perhaps for the

01:09:56

final drawing

01:10:00

is embellished thank you I don’t even know these are worth a

01:10:06

mink coat a few knock you can’t

01:10:09

ours is saturated with negative energy and I

01:10:13

betrayed him to magical fire don’t

01:10:15

hesitate, go freely into a new

01:10:19

life I myself will guess everything you are

01:10:22

deprived of the attention of men

01:10:24

all your friends are married but you are not and so would

01:10:28

I wanted to start a family, but you

01:10:30

think you’re hopeless,

01:10:35

build a studio, activate the great one, let’s start

01:10:39

the magic, let’s

01:10:46

get rid of these glasses,

01:10:51

then this is it, you can 2

01:10:59

sibai, let

01:11:05

’s put on the shoes,

01:11:14

something’s missing

01:11:21

tank

01:11:22

[music]

01:11:25

it’s

01:11:27

great, and

01:11:29

now chest forward here this one back and

01:11:33

freely walking forward a happy

01:11:36

life

01:11:38

you will not reach you by stealing the breeze on a white

01:11:43

horse

01:11:44

but these are growing we are all

01:11:48

interested in the question colleague is it true that you

01:11:50

can find some

01:11:53

objects from a photograph I can do everything brighter here the Greeks a magician and a

01:11:56

sorcerer

01:11:57

stole a car

01:11:59

here is a photo of

01:12:03

me I see this is a black road worker where you

01:12:08

will see where the

01:12:10

license plates are three sevens I am eating

01:12:13

I see

01:12:17

it

01:12:18

your car is standing write down the coordinates the

01:12:22

middle zone of Russia there is

01:12:24

a river and

01:12:26

there in the forest under the spruce branches

01:12:32

yours and

01:12:34

no and you were afraid if a psychic hangs

01:12:40

find the cops will certainly not find

01:12:43

our forest large which we stole

01:12:47

is located on Timiryazevskaya street, industrial

01:12:50

zone, hangar 18, I say

01:12:54

it was repainted black, Allah no, but it will become a rose before

01:12:58

you 3000 rubles what money sorcerer

01:13:02

snare the year

01:13:04

was rose-colored glasses

01:13:09

[applause]

01:13:11

[music]

01:13:13

uryu wishing for canon cousin Atkin

01:13:16

Archibald the Great Igor take off you still and

01:13:20

I will prove that I am a law-abiding citizen,

01:13:23

I pay all taxes, I have all the documents

01:13:26

in order,

01:13:29

let you at least say goodbye to your family,

01:13:36

where is the bottle

01:13:40

for the ball, you can

01:13:46

find the car from the photo,

01:13:50

yes,

01:13:54

yes, I will find the archive from the great magician sorcerer to

01:13:59

the policeman for them and beautiful children discount

01:14:11

black SUV

01:14:12

three sevens I'm eating, well, write down the

01:14:16

coordinates

01:14:18

Timiryazev bucket

01:14:21

hangar 18 is

01:14:23

repainted pink and most

01:14:25

importantly will accept the hijackers one such

01:14:28

point tall bald oh hua vitek

01:14:31

let's have little ones with an accent Klitschko Karen

01:14:35

yes they don't pay money special signs

01:14:41

miracles

01:14:43

how do you do it it's all on the aura of

01:14:47

the machines says

01:14:49

that you haven’t thought about working in the organs

01:14:53

about the organs, I constantly think

01:14:59

[music]

01:15:05

it’s you, this sorcerer,

01:15:08

sorcerer, yes, it’s me, sit down,

01:15:12

listener, I need your help, you

01:15:15

understand,

01:15:18

now my wife will come to you and

01:15:21

ask you what I am I was on

01:15:25

a business trip, you're probably

01:15:29

changing the voltic while you're doing it, I just

01:15:34

see it's written on your aura,

01:15:40

not at all Archibald, could you

01:15:44

put

01:15:46

this together on a disk that diverges from its principles of

01:15:49

generative ethics, I can't

01:15:51

put it together so urgently, prints,

01:15:55

although if she understood, we'll

01:15:58

miss you case, of course, I will help as a

01:16:01

man, I understand you, thank you,

01:16:03

under and test order, thank you

01:16:09

[music]

01:16:11

hello, hello, you were recommended

01:16:14

as a very strong and dreamer, keep quiet,

01:16:16

I’ll tell you everything myself,

01:16:21

give me your hand,

01:16:25

I feel it, I see

01:16:29

your husband was recently on a business trip and

01:16:32

now you are sure that he cheated there,

01:16:36

how do you do it, what if on your

01:16:39

aura,

01:16:42

what do you see there, he probably didn’t have terrible

01:16:44

ringing there, yes, I see he is in the

01:16:48

most difficult negotiations, gets up and

01:16:51

goes

01:16:53

to his mistress, goes to the hotel, opens the

01:16:58

door to his room, closes there,

01:17:00

zinc salts, and goes to hands

01:17:03

the phone

01:17:06

begins to flip through the photo of the column of

01:17:09

lovers no, these are your photos will be

01:17:13

our photos,

01:17:15

he is sad, crying,

01:17:18

a lot of no, the girl still loves me,

01:17:23

why couldn’t he at least be scratched

01:17:26

then I

01:17:27

wanted 1st rank and

01:17:30

what is Oksana’s name, I see it myself, he

01:17:37

looked at your photo like that

01:17:40

naked stands in front of the mirror and

01:17:43

since Sonax is

01:17:46

even here,

01:17:49

this is how he suffers,

01:17:53

thank you very much, I

01:17:57

have all this as my duty

01:18:00

galya gal come in

01:18:04

[music]

01:18:07

[applause]

01:18:16

[applause]

01:18:23

ah and

01:18:25

[music]

01:18:27

who is this and

01:18:31

this

01:18:35

[music]

01:18:37

Kolya

01:18:39

not now the psychic told everything

01:18:43

now I’m standing in the field as you travel, your

01:18:46

business trips

01:18:49

are worked out, we go to the hotel, you sit and in

01:18:51

the evenings

01:18:52

[music]

01:18:56

so you miss

01:19:02

you,

01:19:06

now you can go to the bathhouse as much as you want with your

01:19:10

friends,

01:19:14

I love it so much now I’ll go buy beer

01:19:17

fish, soon the football will start

01:19:22

[applause ]

01:19:27

[music]

01:19:28

[applause]

01:19:29

[music]

01:19:55

[music]

01:20:02

[music]

01:20:11

[music]

01:20:22

and

01:20:25

why are you two walking everywhere like that until

01:20:32

you who do you mean both of you I’m here

01:20:37

alone, why are you I’m the one who’s weaker

01:20:40

such a small sheet

01:20:43

crazy at home came running

01:20:47

there is no one here and to go so the current is sitting with you

01:20:51

over there and

01:20:54

here is the whole

01:20:57

drawing at least someone sees me I’m already

01:21:01

jumping

01:21:04

finally I found a real psychic

01:21:14

I’m

01:21:17

making raids I don’t know the text of the assessment

01:21:22

a swindler I was just deceived and I I'm swindling

01:21:25

this money, I've got it

01:21:27

all fixed captain

01:21:32

well done we then once the swindler I'll swindle

01:21:36

people's money out of everything

01:21:43

I was there

01:21:49

Comrade general comrade

01:21:52

general they've been caught red-handed the swindler

01:21:55

swindler swindled I'm really money

01:21:57

always ferish this talent and this is the

01:22:01

same Archibald the Great himself immediately

01:22:04

release him He stole an SUV

01:22:08

like this for me, but in no time he found it on

01:22:11

Timiryazevskaya in hangar number 18 pink

01:22:15

immortality m.o.

01:22:17

it’s clear that no one could find it in the

01:22:21

big one, then I found it,

01:22:23

dear archival, I came to personally

01:22:27

shake your hand,

01:22:30

but also as encouragement

01:22:36

from our entire management

01:22:43

[music]

01:22:47

in general, organs are

01:22:52

dick from me personally and

01:23:08

now it’s worth the actuaries developed

01:23:11

the main thing, everyone is so different and all such

01:23:16

creatures I'm always ready for it.

01:23:19

My neighbor's grandfather was lying on the sofa with a

01:23:23

spider crawling into his ear. I

01:23:26

wonder what this creature was

01:23:28

dragged there, maybe something to say to the

01:23:31

body

01:23:32

as a result of the grandfather having a concussion,

01:23:36

well, he was now banging his head on the table,

01:23:40

he wanted to get the spider out, shook him out the other

01:23:45

ear,

01:23:46

how many creatures have grown up here the other day,

01:23:50

I bought a kilogram of walnuts, all of them are

01:23:53

empty, it turns out that the

01:23:55

last one cracked open, a worm

01:23:58

crawls out and says there must be

01:24:05

no offense, it seemed to me that the worm

01:24:08

spoke to me, but it’s really visible,

01:24:11

yes, now I

01:24:14

try to avoid every creature, if we tell the way

01:24:18

the snail is crawling, I stop,

01:24:22

crawl, crawl, you bastard are in a hurry,

01:24:26

what kind of horns do you have

01:24:28

in your house? There are mice in our house;

01:24:32

we don’t have them; the rats ate them; I endured;

01:24:39

then I loaded 3

01:24:41

bear traps for rats at night; I’ll hear

01:24:45

a click and such a long squeak; your

01:24:50

jumping out of bed, I think.

01:24:52

I came across a head lying huge, such a

01:24:58

light was turned on and it was the mother-in-law

01:25:01

she will see on and at two o’clock in the morning I

01:25:04

remembered that I couldn’t brush my teeth,

01:25:07

how many creatures were divorced, I’m

01:25:10

sitting having lunch, looking in the soup, a fly swim, the

01:25:15

pool found you, well, I hit her with a spoon on the head with all my might,

01:25:19

[ __ ]

01:25:22

her for a piece meat, tires without scuba gear,

01:25:27

splashes all over the table, but I won’t

01:25:31

eat soups with a fly, that’s right, I gave it to my son-in-law,

01:25:39

well, he loves all sorts of exotic

01:25:43

dishes from Chinese cuisine, grasshoppers,

01:25:47

tobacco,

01:25:48

leeches with mayonnaise, java in their own

01:25:52

juice, they tell me that you pestered them

01:25:56

like they do little things to him,

01:25:58

but they cause big troubles.

01:26:02

Recently, a neighbor got a little crocodile in her bathroom

01:26:09

window. From the village, my brother came and went to

01:26:13

wash,

01:26:14

when Anya saw, I thought there was a washcloth there,

01:26:18

so modern,

01:26:20

while he was crocodile for us or for you,

01:26:25

he put up with it

01:26:28

while he was crocodile on his back, aunt

01:26:33

who I looked closely

01:26:36

when the man scratched his navel with the nose of the crocodile,

01:26:42

he had already chosen it and

01:26:46

only the crocodile opened its mouth, the man

01:26:50

stepped on the soap,

01:26:51

thank God it passed in a wave, threw it away to you

01:26:56

ha ha between why now he is

01:26:58

afraid of every washcloth

01:27:00

before taking a washcloth he is a piece of meat and

01:27:04

throw it away

01:27:09

ha ha a

01:27:12

week ago he bought a package the

01:27:15

next day I see the bag is empty,

01:27:20

from the shelf with the bag to the hole in the wall, the

01:27:23

ants are standing in a chain and

01:27:27

like the Chinese on clean-up days,

01:27:32

grain by grain, they

01:27:35

pass the mueres to the

01:27:38

bins of their homeland,

01:27:41

I grabbed the ants into a pan and tell them

01:27:46

if you don’t return the scoundrels, my rice, I’ll

01:27:50

make porridge out of you I’ll cook it and you know there’s something in nature

01:27:53

that exists, they understood me, they

01:27:58

returned the iris to me, and they brought another half a bag of buckwheat from the neighbor,

01:28:07

so you have to be able to work with them in the

01:28:11

summer, like night, so a mosquito

01:28:15

in the spirit of the

01:28:18

light, I turn it on, no mosquito, I

01:28:21

turn it off again, I

01:28:24

ransacked the whole apartment no,

01:28:27

it turns out that while I was jumping around the apartment,

01:28:31

he was sitting on my back

01:28:34

hamburg and I was not given to him so that every

01:28:38

five minutes you can donate blood from a

01:28:42

mosquito, because the proboscis is not disposable,

01:28:46

he does

01:28:48

n’t sterilize it in boiling water,

01:28:51

I specifically went to the doctor to ask if

01:28:54

it’s possible for a mosquito get infected with AIDS

01:28:57

the doctor looked at me and

01:29:00

says about you that there are

01:29:04

not enough girls

01:29:08

I tell him yes no girls don’t

01:29:11

interest me I’m interested in a mosquito

01:29:15

well out of the blue a guy starts screaming at me well get out of here you

01:29:21

pervert and he fainted that’s how

01:29:26

bad these are the creatures are annoying people and you

01:29:28

say they are small they are not small

01:29:31

they are big it’s terrible just how many creatures

01:29:35

there are [music]

01:29:57

[applause]

01:29:59

[music]

01:30:16

azadi dos you

01:30:22

said it five minutes wait

01:30:25

5 a

01:30:28

little more and she is my

01:30:31

dearest the best and most importantly

01:30:37

3-room and why was I confused, but in

01:30:41

Moscow

01:30:42

now I’ll register it myself,

01:30:45

then I’ll register it move.su

01:30:48

hours well, I’ll also register Jan and Farhad Ararat,

01:30:53

friend, after all, it’s not about the prize from

01:30:56

before the army, it’s necessary to register

01:30:59

Armen good for white 500 rubles must

01:31:03

about the guilt arrived in the calculation

01:31:08

before the light and you love me

01:31:12

to

01:31:14

the line and the

01:31:17

essence of my love is how he looks at how he loves

01:31:23

me from the doctor to will probably be upset

01:31:27

when he finds out that the apartment in Butovo is not

01:31:30

my

01:31:31

girlfriends in the apartment I will tell him I own I

01:31:35

love nothing and the main thing is that we love each

01:31:39

other

01:31:40

5 avagyan will be offended if It’s not like he came, after

01:31:44

all, he’s his father’s brother or not, his mother’s mother is

01:31:49

bitumen and another brother, and his father has

01:31:53

only sisters, so whose brother is this, where did

01:31:57

he even come from,

01:31:58

although what difference does it make whether a brother is a brother,

01:32:01

you need to register, but the

01:32:04

networks are full, and you

01:32:08

love me so much,

01:32:14

like crazy same shot loves to take care of me bought

01:32:18

me diet pills

01:32:21

for a week later I’m without pills a

01:32:25

kilogram of 10 skills suren so with a

01:32:29

Vazgen and a knife from Afsana

01:32:34

Farhad

01:32:36

a kayak they took Petrovich Kuznetsov

01:32:40

with fat to smear

01:32:43

so that what else Vasily Petrovich there wo

01:32:48

n’t be any Kuznetsovs at my Moscow apartment

01:32:51

we’ll come here

01:32:55

to our fill

01:32:59

Yes,

01:33:01

go

01:33:04

Ashotik Ace and don’t dream about it, and after

01:33:08

the wedding I’ll give it to three of you 5 or 8 out of 17, so

01:33:16

she will be

01:33:17

Minas Gagik and Khan, that’s what I already called Armin

01:33:24

because no one remembers, in my opinion, he called it was not

01:33:30

enough to register it twice more,

01:33:33

let’s move first detectives on

01:33:37

Jan Farhad on the account before the light and you,

01:33:42

at first sight, I’m already

01:33:51

from slavery I wouldn’t have met you earlier

01:33:56

at least for four months,

01:33:59

otherwise in a week we’ll have an addition and we’ve

01:34:02

only known each other for three months and

01:34:05

it’s good it invest

01:34:09

87 people

01:34:11

plus Karen pros I have a big family with light it

01:34:15

turns out the

01:34:17

apartments are small, about 45 pieces in

01:34:21

each room that’s right no why two

01:34:26

rooms are enough for everyone and I’ll

01:34:30

rent out the third one as a blacksmith you’re playing

01:34:33

Petrovich don’t leave him on the street

01:34:38

and sotik to the light of the house

01:34:41

cats dogs

01:34:44

love

01:34:46

years, I’ve been in bars for more years, well, he bent the

01:34:54

pathetic one out of the Butovo apartment, we need to move out,

01:34:57

well, we’ll live nothing for now in my

01:35:01

Mytishchi in a one-room with my parents,

01:35:07

grandparents, and my little sons,

01:35:11

Ashot will like them, and my daughter won’t mind the

01:35:18

things to paint Ashot and Svetlana

01:35:29

[music]

01:35:42

salt

01:35:44

[applause]

01:36:03

dishes but open the door they are ringing

01:36:08

Luda 3 camels chat I left everything

01:36:12

I understand tied the window and the door

01:36:13

to open and that it’s already difficult to open the door

01:36:16

and by chance you yourself can’t open it

01:36:19

there in your hands free supporting hands I’m

01:36:21

busy by the way you know Luda I’m busy that

01:36:25

there are thefts, there are even walls and there are no

01:36:30

dishes, I just asked you to

01:36:34

open the door, is it already so difficult to

01:36:36

do, of course it’s difficult, it feels

01:36:39

like there’s nothing left, this is the bathroom between me, I

01:36:42

make money on it,

01:36:46

but I

01:36:48

can’t even change the tires on my car and

01:36:54

you loved your mother what are you looking for from whom are you

01:37:00

looking for

01:37:02

hello dad

01:37:07

dad

01:37:11

quality

01:37:13

how old are they

01:37:15

15

01:37:17

15 and where are you from

01:37:22

Padawan boy from near Ivanovo well everything goes

01:37:28

15 years ago you went to Ivanovo on a

01:37:31

business trip

01:37:33

congratulations and dad Carlo your Pinocchio has arrived

01:37:39

[applause]

01:37:53

mole how are you

01:37:58

[applause]

01:38:03

parasites

01:38:06

hello mom

01:38:10

next what mom mom Luda what else

01:38:17

so this is your son that is, while I’m on a

01:38:23

business trip to Ivanovo I’m earning money

01:38:27

you’re here with everyone in a row please

01:38:40

I gave birth to your common son

01:38:44

was one and a half years old you They sent me off to my

01:38:47

grandmother and they started doing it to him.

01:38:50

Actually, today is

01:38:57

Anton’s birthday, and it’s

01:39:04

your birthday, happy birthday, it’s

01:39:07

your

01:39:12

birthday.

01:39:17

Andrey Antosha I'm sucking another grandmother's

01:39:23

birthday

01:39:27

Andryusha and

01:39:31

[applause]

01:39:33

I love you too

01:39:44

[music]

01:39:46

[applause]

01:39:52

[music]

01:39:57

and I'm

01:39:59

so beautiful in the store for just

01:40:05

how the terrorists will scold you now I find

01:40:09

years so they will definitely get caught

01:40:16

in this store of people

01:40:19

they work as a security guard, so now I’ll find out

01:40:22

that the instructions are with you knysh

01:40:27

top no one cares, it’s me who

01:40:41

poked the little guy and I caught a woman here

01:41:00

[applause]

01:41:01

[music] don’t

01:41:05

care, he’s very handsome, remember the people

01:41:15

that

01:41:17

you drink juice and

01:41:22

don’t care, he’s not just a handsome woman I

01:41:26

climbed into the store, you understand,

01:41:32

you didn’t

01:41:36

drink, it

01:41:41

will raise with a very beautiful poma

01:41:45

shop leaf

01:41:50

at this time in the mode of

01:41:54

appearance I don’t know, maybe the restaurant is closed

01:42:07

cinema 2 [ __ ],

01:42:12

what should I do with the site then,

01:42:16

tell them brother

01:42:27

.

01:42:29

bright understood I’ll say it again and

01:42:44

brotherly tell me what to do with her when she

01:42:49

tries to escape and

01:42:56

kill but for

01:43:04

now it’s a pity to kill a beautiful woman

01:43:09

[music]

01:43:20

he can steal whatever he wants I do

01:43:36

n’t

01:43:40

recognize the marriage but if even one closet

01:43:44

disappears a mile from here he’ll definitely kick you out

01:43:49

farming

01:44:02

but basically we I almost do

01:44:17

n’t care that I don’t understand that there are two authors,

01:44:24

let’s

01:44:30

see her with my foot,

01:44:35

no, then I don’t think it will work out for me, and you

01:44:46

can’t submit registration to a beautiful woman without registration,

01:44:49

you know, well then, come on

01:44:53

[music]

01:45:05

we didn’t understand that I feel like

01:45:23

Stalin

01:45:25

will get the utensils and

01:45:27

[music]

01:45:30

don’t care no it will turn out to be three or four days, a

01:45:36

beautiful woman, some food is needed,

01:45:40

no bonus is needed, there won’t be enough

01:45:47

top through the stand and

01:45:50

[music]

01:45:57

that you pack it until the morning

01:46:01

and drag it and keep it there until the morning, you

01:46:10

don’t want to, you do

01:46:20

n’t understand and that a little

01:46:33

handsome

01:46:40

understood everything well, tofu, thank you brother for the

01:46:45

useful advice and

01:46:52

very beautiful bang bang I didn’t like it right away

01:46:56

so I’ll feed you a little in the

01:47:00

back room now

01:47:05

God don’t yell

01:47:12

so

01:47:15

quickly I’m not here the

01:47:21

store director will come then

01:47:23

stop it I say and I’m

01:47:27

the director

01:47:31

[applause] I

01:47:34

personally came in to check the new security guards

01:47:38

I’m sorry please

01:47:44

idiot,

01:47:47

you are the most beautiful

01:47:49

woman, the store director in the world was fired,

01:47:56

don’t ruin me, I’m sorry, but

01:48:02

by the way,

01:48:04

you’ve given so many compliments here,

01:48:10

now you’ll be

01:48:13

my personal

01:48:15

security guard, and

01:48:19

we’ll take the tofik on your headphones

01:48:28

[music]

01:48:40

[music]

01:48:46

hello, maybe even hello, of

01:48:49

course you can go, sit down,

01:48:53

listen to you attentively I need a certificate,

01:48:58

so I’m turning over my license to the traffic police, they said that I

01:49:02

need to get a certificate that I’m not

01:49:04

registered with you with us, this is the first time I’ve seen you, I

01:49:10

must think that you’re not a member of a new register,

01:49:13

we follow you, we just don’t issue certificates, if you

01:49:15

hurt us, we’ll examine everything, we’ll say we’ll give it

01:49:19

certificate if you need it please morkovkin

01:49:25

this is what else are

01:49:27

you why my office

01:49:33

was open

01:49:37

here it was warm in our ward hall

01:49:41

carrots and children in the ward yes

01:49:46

quickly morkovkin

01:49:54

what question do

01:49:57

I need a certificate on what I’m not creating from you I’ll

01:50:01

learn now we’re doing

01:50:03

what’s your name Peter where your ticket,

01:50:09

here

01:50:11

I am in line 1, that is, you claim that

01:50:15

you are Peter the first,

01:50:17

not

01:50:19

a minute, you are Peter, yes you are the first, yes you are

01:50:25

Peter the first, yes, no, well, what are

01:50:28

you doing, it’s a serious case, let’s

01:50:31

write it down, he

01:50:34

claims that he is a king, well, he denies this, he’s a

01:50:37

semi-schizo, yes, listen my name is Peter,

01:50:42

I’m in line 1 with the Tsar, I have nothing

01:50:45

to do with the Tsar, that is, you are distracted from

01:50:48

the throne,

01:50:49

even if you don’t need to talk to me

01:50:51

like I’m crazy, I’m fine, absolutely

01:50:54

let’s say it’s already more interesting, it’s

01:50:59

written here that you are Seminovich Anna Semenovich

01:51:04

Semyonovich Peter Semyonovich is a middle name

01:51:07

good, Semyon Petrovich,

01:51:09

on the contrary, Semyon Petrovich, on the contrary, it’s

01:51:14

your last name that everyone is confused, in the

01:51:17

end my name is Petr Semenovich and my

01:51:19

last name is not the other way around, but as

01:51:22

I am Macedonian

01:51:30

and for a long time

01:51:33

since childhood, and my dad was Macedonian, my

01:51:37

grandfather was also Macedonian, that is, this is

01:51:39

your hereditary Yes, and

01:51:43

dear you have come, my Peter the first

01:51:47

Semyonovich Macedonian three in one bottle,

01:51:50

something like that but that you don’t believe me, well, here’s

01:51:54

the passport, well, it’s

01:51:57

written in Russian, Peter Semyonovich Macedonian,

01:52:00

even in the passport the diagnosis was written as to

01:52:05

how you feel about Genghis Khan,

01:52:07

no way, that’s good why you will live in

01:52:12

no room,

01:52:16

yes, I’m normal, everyone started saying

01:52:20

what is your address on the gas tank street,

01:52:23

house 2, you are from house 2,

01:52:28

well, you live in house 2 and says that I’m not

01:52:30

crazy, I

01:52:31

’m not crazy, I need a certificate, what are you

01:52:36

doing, you need rest peace and two

01:52:40

cubes of chlorpromazine

01:52:42

unnecessary about the report shock slippers joking I'm

01:52:45

normal normal what kind of grig

01:52:54

what kind of screaming

01:52:57

dear

01:53:00

and what are you doing in my office

01:53:05

I was bored not

01:53:08

bored it was no matter how

01:53:11

much not to enter the office without permission

01:53:15

go to the treatment room and take a

01:53:18

triple portion of Dimitrov remembered

01:53:20

ok, just sit there, my dear, go, my

01:53:23

beauties, and

01:53:28

don’t pay attention, it’s always like this with us, it’s just a

01:53:31

second to leave

01:53:33

the office right away, is the title

01:53:35

doctor crazy, it’s good that he came, I

01:53:37

just came for a certificate, and here you

01:53:39

don’t tell the circle of fashionistas, leaving you completely

01:53:41

agree around alone crazy you spit at anyone

01:53:46

[laughter]

01:53:48

I'll order

01:53:49

[laughter]

01:53:53

sit down

01:53:59

you're definitely a doctor

01:54:03

you don't trust you doubt I've

01:54:06

been working here for up to 30 years as they say with whom

01:54:10

you'll end up in a

01:54:12

war fighting

01:54:14

[laughter]

01:54:19

Professor hemorrhoids

01:54:24

very nice mutually

01:54:27

doctor I would like some information for me I would also like to know that

01:54:32

I’m also very pleased to give you a certificate, yes, well,

01:54:36

I’ll write it out for you in no time, look 1 2

01:54:39

3 what’s your last name Macedon,

01:54:46

they tied up well there, as if they had

01:54:53

revealed a secret to you, I didn’t ask,

01:55:03

I

01:55:04

Elena Vaenga,

01:55:08

I wish you all to be healthy and that

01:55:12

above you the sun shone brighter than in

01:55:15

Madagascar so that you could live to be a hundred years old so that you would

01:55:18

n’t know grief and so that your children would make you

01:55:22

happy as a

01:55:23

couple

01:55:25

I’m in

01:55:28

Inga

01:55:30

and

01:55:32

shame on you as an

01:55:34

adult I already wanted to discharge you

01:55:39

table 2

01:55:42

doktor I was just joking our hospitals do

01:55:46

n’t do that are you kidding

01:55:47

tell me it seemed to me or are you

01:55:50

still claiming that you are Elena

01:55:53

Vaenga yes no well God forbid that you

01:55:56

took everything I am not a number of Vaenga I am Sofia Rotaru I

01:56:02

will name the hospital after my own and will sleep

01:56:08

belong only in the morning and mm and

01:56:11

our hospital is like one family and

01:56:15

my love my love

01:56:20

she is well and a nurse 1 together a friendly

01:56:24

family [ __ ] everyone and you and I

01:56:28

she is

01:56:33

at the top of the currencies

01:56:34

well I asked you to close the wards he

01:56:37

psychos walk wherever they want and how they want to

01:56:39

work interfere sorry sorry hello

01:56:49

hello and you on what issue I

01:56:54

wanted a certificate that I’m not crazy,

01:56:58

well, a certificate is not a problem, by the way,

01:57:02

our orderly will stand here Joe, the psychos

01:57:05

didn’t interfere, that’s very good, very useful,

01:57:08

otherwise they are crawling in from all the cracks,

01:57:11

you don’t suffer from headaches, no, there

01:57:15

were no head injuries, no, you hear other people’s voices in your head,

01:57:18

no, well and nicely, now I

01:57:23

’ll write you a certificate, but I need to

01:57:26

consult with a colleague for a

01:57:28

minute,

01:57:30

film Petrosovich, do

01:57:35

they think this person is normal,

01:57:39

well, I don’t know, but he likes Stas

01:57:43

Mikhailov, why are you

01:57:48

silent when the king is talking to you

01:57:50

and the country doesn’t like him, he’s crazy

01:57:55

Stas Mikhailov can’t I don’t like it

01:57:58

when he claims that he’s all wrong,

01:58:02

yes, well, okay, let’s ask

01:58:05

someone else what he thinks, for example, Lyubov

01:58:07

Uspenskaya, I

01:58:09

’ll sit

01:58:14

where I didn’t understand

01:58:17

Sergei Trofimov,

01:58:21

I’m standing on the shore, I do

01:58:23

n’t

01:58:24

understand how troubled my mother is, I

01:58:28

think my favorite Laima Vaikule

01:58:33

[music]

01:58:42

persons image from here

01:58:44

who are the

01:58:46

guys from our yard

01:58:52

la la la

01:58:55

she gave

01:58:56

[music]

01:58:58

lord what is going on here

01:59:02

you know apparently I won’t

01:59:05

be allowed to write you a certificate who won’t

01:59:08

allow who the guys from our yard

01:59:18

la la la la la

01:59:23

can I go from here

01:59:26

to where let's go, let's go, my darling, well,

01:59:30

look, we have wonderful

01:59:33

interesting people here,

01:59:34

good medicines,

01:59:37

feed three times a day for a walk,

01:59:41

sometimes take us out for a walk, so as they say, everything

01:59:45

will pass

01:59:47

[music]

01:59:51

it will pass, and

01:59:53

gastritis and I

01:59:54

[music]

01:59:56

we will pass this way we

02:00:02

will pass

02:00:03

eurofit clear but she 'sa

02:00:09

does not pass no

02:00:12

no laying and

02:00:14

and

02:00:15

meter

02:00:17

we are leaving no

02:00:22

la la la

02:00:26

[music] and

02:00:30

we are leaving no

02:00:34

[music]

02:00:39

la la la la

02:00:42

we are leaving and no

02:00:48

la la la la la la la

02:00:51

la

02:00:54

and we are leaving then

02:00:58

[applause]

02:01:01

you are

02:01:02

schizophrenics,

02:01:04

what are you doing in my office

02:01:08

and

02:01:13

you know, Volodka and I walked past

02:01:18

the office, he

02:01:19

looks at you and Peter sits at the table

02:01:24

first and writes some crap,

02:01:34

go, go for the jr procedure so long ago,

02:01:42

how good it is that you came and it’s just a

02:01:45

nightmare some crazy people all around once

02:01:48

read I don’t recognize who you are I’m new

02:01:54

I’m

02:01:57

singing and singing well hello you’re picketing on

02:02:03

what issue they’re boiling over come I need a

02:02:06

certificate that I’m not crazy well

02:02:08

okay let me ask you a couple of

02:02:13

questions to determine whether

02:02:15

you’re adequate or not I absolutely adequate

02:02:16

ask good attention the question for the day the

02:02:21

gray one looks like a pig looks like a

02:02:26

little gray one looks like a pig

02:02:31

I don’t know it’s a piglet

02:02:36

10 in a field wrapping

02:02:39

why the little piglet is gray but why is it lying in

02:02:43

the mud the dirt has dried up what’s not

02:02:47

clear here let’s try again let’s do a

02:02:51

small

02:02:54

series like a

02:02:56

piglet looks like b

02:03:08

my time begins

02:03:11

time I don’t know I’m on b barrack pig

02:03:18

20 benefit of doctors

02:03:20

you know let’s try again for let’s

02:03:24

let’s try the

02:03:26

little gray one

02:03:29

looks like brother pig leg begins

02:03:34

and

02:03:36

[music]

02:03:41

maybe a call from a narcologist in the

02:03:45

yen for her raccoon time

02:03:48

well I don’t know hitting she has one more pig, you do

02:03:55

n’t know anything to say adequate, well,

02:03:58

you ask a normal adequate question,

02:04:00

well, for an adequate good one, now

02:04:02

let’s try

02:04:07

and watch and play

02:04:09

Napoleon from 6, the

02:04:16

gray executioner behind the village looks like a neck,

02:04:20

starts the car firmly answer, the

02:04:24

pig’s brother-in-law

02:04:27

reigns from the pig,

02:04:32

40 the benefits of doctors,

02:04:35

your dad even I don’t know if I should give you a

02:04:37

certificate or not, well, you ask me a

02:04:40

normal, normal question, but not about

02:04:42

piglets, in the end, but not about piglets,

02:04:44

okay, bring in the white box

02:04:49

[music]

02:04:54

[applause]

02:04:57

you want to play sitting I want to do well on

02:05:02

it, the question is a

02:05:05

little

02:05:07

blue one in a box lying on sex the

02:05:11

nose begins to be born and but but us and

02:05:18

well, they didn’t know about us and this is a parrot and

02:05:23

why does the parrot begin us and die

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hey my friend, I’ll recommend you

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a hospital, what are you there, wait, wait,

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what to wait until you become sick,

02:05:38

another question, something else one

02:05:41

other good while I come up with one more

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question musical pause

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good evening dear experts and now

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our group is selling its composition for you

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without what does dogs mean parrot then

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[music]

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Suvorov her Kutuzov

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Napoleon and Zhukov Chapaev together with the stove

02:06:15

as well as Mr. X politicians and stars and

02:06:20

Petrosyan three pieces

02:06:23

that we are all here paying for vrais how

02:06:28

great it is that we are all here paladin

02:06:31

gathered

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[music]

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[applause]

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let's continue I need a certificate are you

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sure absolutely good let's

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try super damn let's for

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8 credit

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1005 goals wait for

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micra to drink and chapters

02:06:58

this I’m walking out of the store and holding in my hands 4

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chicken

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moves and my eight bullets and big

02:07:07

wings, these five heads I want so just

02:07:09

okay okay forgot forgot let’s do it like this and

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I’ll

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give you 22 and not a single head,

02:07:17

you’re coming from the store with 20 legs

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20 not a single one heads, these are our footballers,

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nothing like that, I believe in them, they are still

02:07:35

winning and the lull is schizophrenia

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again, write me, I’m normal, a little, you haven’t

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answered a single question for me, you are the

02:07:49

weakest link, forgive

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my merchants,

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come on, but the procedures, come on,

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hurry up, the only crazy people around you do

02:08:14

n’t go there will look at everything here at the peak, sitting like a

02:08:17

psycho, chasing just awfully to play with the

02:08:20

citizens of sigma hehe all around how good it is

02:08:23

that the horror is in this next

02:08:27

guy here I say the next one here I’m well there’s

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no one here I’m here here

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I am an exhibition that you can’t see from me

02:08:37

and it’s good that no one is here,

02:08:40

I’ll at least have a rest like a human being, in general,

02:08:43

it’s great that there’s

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less psychosis, which means life has become better, but how

02:08:50

he’s punishing us for psychiatry,

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right now I have the feeling that

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someone is an eagle, it

02:09:07

seemed like

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in silence, I’ll sit quietly,

02:09:17

I’ll rest while no one is there, how Nikolai is warming up

02:09:20

again, you are frying your tent

02:09:25

is not simple, but I understand, I was walking along the corridor

02:09:27

there are a lot of people here, you have no one,

02:09:30

I think for a second in silence what and what are

02:09:33

you doing with your sleeves again, what a [ __ ], well, how many

02:09:36

times can you explain what to roll up you don’t

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need them, it’s not your style, understand, of

02:09:41

course it needs to be worn like this,

02:09:49

so fashionable, it suits you

02:09:53

simply then they remembered, but it’s

02:09:58

even warmer 2

02:10:03

guys don’t know this parade,

02:10:08

our fashionable verdict, of course you go

02:10:11

to the ward, I’ll go and please the guys with

02:10:15

karma another day and

02:10:18

you’re asking me

02:10:24

and why are you screaming and because there are

02:10:26

only psy people around here,

02:10:28

well of course this is a psychiatric

02:10:31

clinic, of course you’re asking for what purpose

02:10:35

here do I need a certificate

02:10:37

what certificate that I’m not crazy

02:10:41

[music]

02:10:42

ask what’s your name

02:10:45

Macedonians

02:10:47

very who a I’m a doctor and if you’re a doctor

02:10:53

then I’m a bird I look like a bird or not

02:10:59

maybe I’m a fish

02:11:00

I’m definitely a seahorse

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[music]

02:11:08

bread

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[music]

02:11:15

[applause]

02:11:18

meerkat

02:11:19

[music]

02:11:24

everything, as usual, comes to us for

02:11:26

help and stays with us

02:11:35

you to we haven’t come to you for a certificate yet, we

02:11:38

don’t need a certificate

02:11:41

when we go to you

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[music]

02:11:50

and in

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our small

02:11:54

lot zone in my place

02:11:57

I will shake my head

02:12:01

so as not to become a psycho, to stay

02:12:05

normal

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daily repeat the

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main donkey fa-la-la-la- la

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la la la la la la la la

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la la method not only no

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no no

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[music] you’re

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all

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afraid

02:12:34

it’s stressful no

02:12:37

look at the traffic jams you’ll wait in the winter

02:12:41

you’ll forget

02:12:43

about the prices rising and the

02:12:46

pressure jumping

02:12:48

from the screen growls every day Dzhigurda

02:12:54

mushroom picker Anechka

02:12:56

year try the delicacies and simple words

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summer

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repeat

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[music]

02:13:13

[music]

02:13:18

sign up

02:13:24

[music]

02:13:27

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[music]

02:13:37

[applause]

02:13:49

[music]

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