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[applause]00:00:09
my gentlemen,00:00:10
our plane reached the required altitude but00:00:14
unfortunately lost control and is now00:00:17
falling into the sea, there are two00:00:22
and a half minutes left before the disaster,00:00:23
we ask everyone to put on life belts and00:00:27
stay in their places,00:00:30
let's carry out the disaster, it is organized00:00:33
without panic, those who wish will be offered00:00:37
soft drinks,00:00:41
well do wow attacked00:00:45
miss00:00:49
why is00:00:54
she full develop them the stewardess00:00:56
warned us about everything about all two and a00:00:59
half minutes00:01:02
little you that you are so worried about me00:01:05
at00:01:08
Tony's I'll throw one last joy before death00:01:11
we'll get00:01:13
if we have time00:01:17
here usually under water preferring00:01:22
suddenly we won't crash like levers00:01:27
we'll break00:01:28
it bow if everything goes well00:01:31
we'll break00:01:35
it and your wife finds out she wo00:01:39
n't recognize anything anymore take off your damn clothes00:01:42
so you can yell at me just like that right away you00:01:46
can't first get used to each00:01:49
other then I00:01:51
downloaded it and then we'll00:01:55
get used to this color right00:01:58
away I can’t be, it’s not beginning to be,00:02:01
they said that it’s not an explosion, I don’t know, well, that you00:02:04
love me, that you can’t live without me,00:02:07
that’s what everyone usually says, well, you can00:02:10
say it or not, but I can’t, I can’t00:02:13
live without you for00:02:14
exactly a minute, and I’m00:02:17
tied to you for my family00:02:20
luxurious blonde compilation lying00:02:23
fortune telling before you know what00:02:27
people are doing, they're drinking, undressing,00:02:31
kissing,00:02:34
taking care of every second,00:02:38
we're the only ones here,00:02:41
Lord, it's00:02:43
true, what kind of debauchery is there, and what's00:02:52
going on in the wire and what they're doing, and before that,00:02:56
siddeley to a decent00:02:59
Lord Is it really possible that in order to feel00:03:01
completely free you have to get into00:03:03
a catastrophe,00:03:07
so be it00:03:10
dear00:03:12
kiss me shake00:03:17
noise kiss yourself too00:03:20
late how important it is how much we still have00:03:24
left 500:03:27
4 3 2 100:03:33
dear ladies and gentlemen00:03:36
our plane made an emergency landing00:03:45
[applause]00:03:50
they said00:03:53
let’s crash,00:03:57
deceiver and00:04:00
remember Sergey Timofeevich,00:04:04
decent women,00:04:06
so right away he can’t00:04:10
in two and a half minutes00:04:14
[applause]00:04:24
hello, dear TV viewers, we00:04:27
are broadcasting our report live and00:04:31
now we are in Moscow on Leningrad,00:04:35
where priestesses of love usually offer their services at night,00:04:42
and now there is a meeting of teachers taking place here00:04:46
Secondary school00:04:50
teachers decided to hold a rally right here00:04:53
on Leningradka, closer to the center to the00:04:56
government so that they could finally be00:04:59
heard. Now we will try to talk00:05:02
to some of the protesters and find out about the00:05:06
problems of the school and what demands00:05:10
are being made by teachers. Today here on00:05:14
Leningradka is quite crowded and00:05:17
therefore difficult to understand. who are the00:05:21
protesters here who are passers-by and who00:05:25
just came to support the00:05:30
teachers,00:05:33
apparently this is one of00:05:38
the protesters an00:05:40
ordinary high school teacher00:05:44
[music]00:05:47
still quite a young specialist,00:05:50
let's try to talk to her and good afternoon00:05:54
news of the day can I have you for literally five00:05:58
minutes00:06:02
I want to sing,00:06:05
take it right away for an hour00:06:08
no no00:06:10
we will dedicate the entire program to you in the00:06:13
near future, but now if you don’t mind a00:06:15
short interview, okay, let’s just00:06:19
know how it’s00:06:21
quick, otherwise you scared away all the girls with your camera,00:06:31
they hid, I00:06:32
understand, why be afraid, what00:06:36
if they my parents will see on TV what their00:06:40
daughters are doing here, I do00:06:42
n’t understand, again, why be shy, you00:06:46
’re doing what you love,00:06:50
your profession is one of the most respected00:06:53
in general, umi, and00:06:58
I always thought it was the other way around, why, for00:07:04
example, I always remember with great00:07:07
respect00:07:09
your colleagues who did a lot for me00:07:13
and my first00:07:16
Mary Ivanna, despite the fact that I00:07:20
was only seven-eight years old at the time and00:07:24
hope Simeon, well,00:07:26
who adored me despite my00:07:31
pranks, so to speak, this is the00:07:34
physical teacher San Sanych00:07:38
with whom we communicate quite closely and warmly00:07:42
and to this day there are00:07:44
depths that and you are also loved and adored by00:07:48
all those whom you give, so to speak,00:07:54
the opportunity to learn from you about some things, I’m00:07:56
sure you’ve already had some and there will be00:08:00
even more, because there’s no one else, this is still a young00:08:03
specialist,00:08:04
how many, if not secret, are you already in00:08:09
the profession,00:08:11
thank you, of course,00:08:13
for the compliment, but I’m already 15 years00:08:20
behind and I’m not going to do this for the00:08:23
rest of my life,00:08:25
what are your years, the haze that he00:08:29
just said, she00:08:30
turned 70 last year,00:08:34
she’s in such amazing shape00:08:37
that she still has a lot to learn, but00:08:43
you’d better tell me what problems she’s00:08:46
worried about here you are today, it’s00:08:49
no coincidence that so many of your00:08:51
colleagues took to the streets today,00:08:56
that’s the whole point here, you know what kind of00:09:00
competition00:09:02
currency in all the newspapers they write about a00:09:05
shortage of personnel and you say00:09:07
competition, but all your newspapers are lying,00:09:12
yes I tell you right now for00:09:15
thirty to forty girls in a row I’ll put you,00:09:17
choose a00:09:24
hoodie full of nicknames and all the good00:09:28
young ones for 150,200 dollars and they’ll sing,00:09:33
as they say from ours, they sleeve for00:09:37
starters, they also do things on their faces00:09:42
that you’ve never even dreamed of,00:09:45
excuse me, you want to say that your00:09:47
colleagues can afford alcohol00:09:51
in the workplace00:09:54
in Denmark, but they get drunk up to00:09:59
[music]00:10:02
150 20000:10:04
to loosen their tongue to maintain00:10:08
the compact, so to speak, listen, maybe00:10:13
you’ll take someone who00:10:16
doesn’t thank me to know or somehow it’s00:10:19
useless and what’s clear is all out of hand San Sanych,00:10:29
what does it have to do with San Sanych, just don’t get00:10:33
me wrong, well, I’ll take00:10:36
1 specialist under my wing, well, 2, there’s a problem there and00:10:39
this won’t solve it. It’s necessary that each00:10:43
of your colleagues have their own group of00:10:47
twenty-five to thirty people,00:10:49
do you agree,00:10:51
but you drove it00:10:54
2530 but00:10:57
let’s say00:10:59
56 regular customers,00:11:03
please, we, you see,00:11:07
we want to receive money, but it’s already difficult to work with a group of00:11:10
25 30 people, don’t be afraid of00:11:14
the difficulty, but our physical education teacher, San San San San00:11:19
Sanych, had his own group of00:11:23
38 people,00:11:29
conclusion, I would like to ask you00:11:32
if if you could turn back time,00:11:35
who would you become then00:11:42
you know00:11:45
9 since childhood I dreamed of becoming a00:11:49
teacher,00:11:52
thank you, dear TV viewers, this was00:11:55
a report from Leningrad where today there00:11:59
is a rally of secondary school teachers00:12:02
who, despite all the difficulties, are00:12:06
still dedicated to their profession and are00:12:08
faithful to their work for that a big human thank you to them00:12:21
[applause]00:12:32
healthy Petrovich great00:12:34
cheeks I need a saw I need what do you have in00:12:39
the garage there are saws or something, okay I’ll bring it in I’ll00:12:42
bring it in so where is my pilate00:12:48
also my wife does the cleaning and you’ll never00:12:51
find anything after her00:12:56
[applause]00:13:00
and here you are still grumbling and00:13:04
drinking00:13:09
[music]00:13:12
why Balchik where did you drink I ask the00:13:20
neighbor you drank00:13:23
why are00:13:28
you here in the neighbor’s garage the00:13:31
neighbor is always at home00:13:35
he00:13:37
called me I came in it’s00:13:39
clear00:13:41
sawdust where I’m00:13:46
talking at the neighbor’s saw00:13:52
and why are you giving it to just anyone00:13:55
[music]00:13:57
[applause]00:14:03
well, you’re in the garage all the time00:14:07
and the neighbor is here at home00:14:12
and they00:14:14
went and the pillow quickly to the neighbor00:14:19
and00:14:21
just like that I’m just going down to00:14:27
just00:14:30
five minutes later I’m waiting back, you00:14:35
know by yourself people don’t judge00:14:41
here for at least half an hour00:14:47
it takes00:14:49
Yoshi pillow to the neighbor, well, I saw it home00:14:59
[applause]00:15:04
you00:15:08
drank,00:15:11
what did you say, Volovich woke up here, I00:15:14
said00:15:16
we were both like that,00:15:22
what did you mean anyway00:15:29
Oleg00:15:31
girl, hello, I already called you00:15:35
about the blue panel in the bathroom, otherwise00:15:39
I have a wife I had the strength to touch the00:15:41
panel with my fingernail, it was cracked, and how much does it cost?00:15:47
3000 is a bit expensive, of course, but I’ll stop by, I’ll00:15:51
take it well, I found00:15:53
this saw, everything is here, everything is basic, I00:15:58
found out about the panel00:16:05
[applause]00:16:09
in the darkness of the court,00:16:15
your call was where00:16:17
I told you everything in detail,00:16:23
you’re judging me00:16:27
while you’re thinking 3 thousand00:16:33
4 the price they said00:16:38
how could you what did you even think I was00:16:44
young00:16:46
I needed a job there was no money I00:16:48
found a job00:16:54
you have nothing else00:16:57
about the panel00:17:01
I’m talking about the panel and tried to glue the bathroom00:17:05
panel you broke00:17:08
[music]00:17:12
[applause]00:17:18
w-what outside the cattle00:17:23
you 3000 your ass and 10 from payment they00:17:29
were rare leads wait what are you00:17:32
just talking about00:17:33
[music]00:17:37
yes I’m listening yes yes Elena Petrovna what00:17:41
did he do again and broke the glass at school00:17:45
how many twos yes no Yulia Petrovna I’m00:17:49
studying my son we’re teaching lessons or Anna00:17:53
Petrovna eagle00:17:56
no, well, what kind of father am I, completely00:18:01
neglecting my son Seryoga, our neighbor, he’s a00:18:06
good father, a real one, he’s a son and to the00:18:11
skating rink and to the park and teach lessons together that00:18:15
you’re mumbling a hundred to the one that you’re mumbling and00:18:17
I’m talking about my son and what son, I say Seryoga,00:18:24
our neighbor,00:18:26
he is the real father of00:18:40
the purchase and00:18:41
[applause]00:18:43
this is just like I was waiting for,00:18:47
the teacher called, everything was told by the00:18:55
wise teacher, yes, find out, well, it00:19:00
all happened in front of her,00:19:10
she was sitting in the closet,00:19:18
she was standing by the window00:19:23
[applause]00:19:27
on the ninth floor00:19:34
a resident was standing on the pizza of the forest rangers00:19:39
and00:19:40
she was00:19:41
watching with binoculars from a neighboring house for00:19:46
something not yet, now I’m standing and thinking00:19:49
what kind of father I am Seryoga, he’s a real father,00:19:55
forgive me,00:19:59
but you’re always in the garage and Seryoga is00:20:03
always at home,00:20:05
remember with a word he’ll help made them00:20:12
I say the teacher called our son00:20:15
and he broke the glass00:20:20
[applause] what are00:20:25
you00:20:27
doing00:20:30
friends, what did you just ask for forgiveness for,00:20:34
here’s your00:20:37
glass00:20:41
Ales,00:20:43
what,00:20:45
two daughters in Kazan and00:20:51
two barrels of beer ordered,00:20:55
we’ll be right there,00:20:59
honey,00:21:01
they called there in the garage, we need help I'll go00:21:05
offended, get out of here, [ __ ], don't get bored in00:21:09
the ocean, someone else's pacifier, I'll go to my neighbor00:21:18
[music]00:21:23
[applause]00:21:34
[applause]00:21:39
the story will be told to you by just the trigger to the00:21:45
sea,00:21:47
which one00:21:50
of them is a holiday00:22:02
[music]00:22:05
and00:22:06
you need blue00:22:09
a little00:22:12
why it immediately became good00:22:18
I didn’t find any trains00:22:20
in front and behind00:22:23
and I’m talking about00:22:25
what did00:22:26
you help with this, what’s nice about the asterisk,00:22:32
well, about ironing, you’ll come in with pants and00:22:38
[music]00:22:42
task, dear look,00:22:46
you’re disgusting00:22:50
firefly00:22:52
for all of us00:22:58
[applause]00:23:05
[music]00:23:08
well,00:23:14
life has gone well,00:23:16
look but everyone looks out everyone and00:23:19
strangers are their own just like that no one can00:23:23
do anything thank God I want my wife is still00:23:26
fine yes it was yesterday evening he just00:23:31
went to bed00:23:32
only I went to her she gives me 200 rubles00:23:38
all the guru how is she yours here so here is the money00:23:43
please forward00:23:44
still speaking with why suddenly all her life it’s00:23:47
free she’s been talking about free00:23:50
forget00:23:51
free now why don’t take it everything is00:23:54
expensive and since yesterday, by the way,00:23:59
energy prices have also risen sharply,00:24:01
wait, well, but you and I, she00:24:04
told us, and that’s where there are people, they00:24:09
can appear and the strangers,00:24:12
well, I think they waited for market00:24:16
relations,00:24:17
but they went to bed like that, and at00:24:22
night in a dream she forgot herself and came00:24:25
to me with her hand,00:24:28
here I am00:24:30
in dead silence with a00:24:34
dead voice00:24:37
34000:24:40
seamstress flew off to dream books00:24:43
saying what00:24:46
340 I would something something00:24:49
bucks00:24:51
she smiles as she says before execution00:24:54
why suddenly a dollar is when a00:24:58
thing is in rubles,00:25:01
I’m talking to you a dollar and because the00:25:06
ruble is constantly falling00:25:09
into other00:25:12
340 dollars, that’s not a lot I can’t00:25:15
offer 500:25:17
rubles00:25:19
I would 500:25:23
no, well, 5 rubles is not enough, well, give me at least00:25:26
300 dollars, she’s not 5 rubles Well, we00:25:31
started bargaining with her in the morning, we00:25:34
agreed somewhere00:25:37
at the peak of rubles,00:25:40
but it was time to get up, I was tired and00:25:45
thinking, well, what am I, I’m a fool for barter,00:25:50
you obviously didn’t go for it, I was00:25:51
afraid to make a mistake, but life has moved on,00:26:07
and before the00:26:08
construction and repair company, everything is right.00:26:11
how to find we just moved there00:26:15
are no signs yet but remember the red00:26:18
roof is the entrance from the yard we are still waiting waiting00:26:24
allen natusik well I’m here where did you00:26:31
say but I don’t see any beauty salon00:26:36
here00:26:38
that I00:26:43
see a red roof but I00:26:48
understand the entrance from the yard bye bye00:26:52
good day00:26:54
grow up for me they recommended that we00:26:58
contact you, they say you’re just00:27:01
doing miracles here, working00:27:03
miracles is not miracles, but I think you’ve come to the00:27:07
right place,00:27:09
so to speak, we have a huge range of services,00:27:12
from cosmetic work to, so to speak, European-quality00:27:16
renovations, we’ll make any old lady a candy to make00:27:21
any junk shine, consisting of00:27:26
yours, you’re probably interested in European-quality renovations00:27:32
yes no,00:27:34
European-quality renovation as you say, in my opinion,00:27:38
I still don’t need to pass it in vain,00:27:44
what specialists work with us, as00:27:48
they say, we should build a house,00:27:52
but you wouldn’t be better off telling us what kind of00:27:56
services you provide, and00:27:59
whatever you want, I have it all here hurry up00:28:03
for example here is design that painting00:28:09
varnishing00:28:11
installation of structures made of pvc00:28:15
excuse me you probably wanted to say from00:28:19
silicone what kind of silicone they are made of pvc00:28:26
redevelopment00:28:29
façade finishing work00:28:33
reduction of air ducts00:28:37
waterproofing00:28:39
installation dismantling demolition of partitions00:28:44
reducing the increase in input-output00:28:48
repair work so to speak of treatment00:28:52
facilities00:28:54
eliminating leaks00:28:57
sealing seams,00:29:00
drilling wells,00:29:03
waste removal, by the way, we take it upon ourselves,00:29:07
and in the end, when00:29:10
repairing the roof,00:29:12
you have the roofs all in pairs,00:29:17
and I don’t understand now, and00:29:21
what does the repair of wastewater treatment plants have to do with it,00:29:24
what kind of waste removal, and in general, what00:29:30
wells are you going to drill,00:29:34
I I’m telling you whole lists, I can do it00:29:39
until the morning that you yourself know what you00:29:42
need, of course I’m interested in lifting00:29:46
manicure pedicure,00:29:49
look what nonsense you have in your head,00:29:55
wait, well, peeling peeling, then you00:29:59
do it girl, I’m telling you everything you00:30:03
want, we’ll cut everything you want he will say00:30:08
so, you know, let’s go in order,00:30:11
let’s change the gender, I’m00:30:18
not here,00:30:20
as long as mine suits me00:30:24
back, you know what specialists00:30:28
some clients change the gender several times,00:30:35
why do you need to teach why one gender is in fashion today00:30:39
and tomorrow the other00:30:44
isn’t, you know me after all I’m more00:30:47
interested in cosmetic work, but00:30:50
we’ll do it,00:30:52
we’ll clean it up, we’ll plaster it, we’ll00:30:56
touch up00:30:58
the gorge, we’ll cover it up,00:31:00
what are you saying again, you understand00:31:03
that I’m only interested in your appearance,00:31:09
how are you for sale, why are00:31:16
n’t you ashamed, why00:31:18
should I be ashamed, what’s the big deal here? I mean, by00:31:25
the way, I’m00:31:28
married, yes what difference does one make to the other?00:31:37
It’s enough, I’m tired of it all, it’s crazy, what a madhouse,00:31:49
look,00:31:52
8 clients are just women and they’re00:31:56
all insane, it’s a00:31:59
bad place, we00:32:01
need to move from here to Herzen, where the00:32:06
antenatal clinic00:32:08
was closed00:32:12
[applause]00:32:23
[applause]00:32:28
ask for00:32:30
ransom and what are you doing in my bedroom00:32:35
somehow00:32:37
your wife like this for00:32:44
three days how00:32:51
can I have another wife means00:32:56
another what another well so slender00:33:01
it was a corset00:33:05
she was taller it was high heels00:33:10
her hair was long wig00:33:16
eyes eyes you are blue, her careers00:33:21
lenses, her00:33:23
eyelashes were longer, glued on, and00:33:28
her face was on a completely different floor, she had makeup, she00:33:33
had bigger breasts, a00:33:37
special push-up bra,00:33:44
she had no stubble,00:33:48
now I’ll go shave, there won’t be any00:33:51
stubble00:33:53
[applause]00:33:58
what what what well what what she what that he00:34:03
that she she looked like a woman00:34:07
and you don’t be rude to me you don’t00:34:09
drink for one day and you’re already starting00:34:12
to find fault00:34:14
yes no well well this just can’t be00:34:19
yes of course it can’t00:34:22
your wife went to the store and I’m her brother00:34:28
and you and I are already three we drink all day, and00:34:31
if you continue to drink like this,00:34:33
you’ll lose your wife altogether, even someone like me00:34:38
[music]00:34:41
[applause]00:34:44
[music]00:34:51
[applause]00:34:56
[music]00:35:02
oh-oh, I’m00:35:03
such a beautiful store, it’s filled up00:35:08
like terrorists, now they’ll scold you, I think it’s been00:35:14
years they will be caught00:35:20
in this store on a gray day as a security guard,00:35:23
so now I’ll find out00:35:26
what to do with you, instructions, so00:35:31
that no one in this and Rafik00:35:45
for 5 kopecks and I caught a woman here00:36:04
[applause]00:36:06
[music]00:36:09
don’t care, he’s very handsome, I don’t00:36:26
care if they suck my nipples not just a handsome woman, he00:36:31
climbed into the store, you understand,00:36:36
you didn’t drink,00:36:45
Sochi will raise a handsome mother, a lot of leaf00:36:55
instead, he went00:36:58
shouting, I don’t know, maybe the restaurant00:37:03
is closed,00:37:11
cash register or 2 links,00:37:15
but00:37:17
what should I do then, tell me a somersault,00:37:21
and brother00:37:31
. I understand, I’ll say it again, and00:37:48
brotherly, tell me what to do with her, when she00:37:53
tried to escape,00:38:00
she killed, but00:38:09
for now, it’s a pity to kill a beautiful woman00:38:14
[music] he00:38:24
can steal whatever he wants, I do00:38:40
n’t00:38:44
know, brother, but if even one closet00:38:48
disappears a mile from here, he’ll definitely kick you out, you’re00:38:53
farming,00:39:06
but mostly he’s mooing00:39:10
and00:39:21
[ __ ], I don’t understand that the authors are in the yard,00:39:28
let’s00:39:34
see her with our feet,00:39:39
no, I wonder if I can do it and you can’t take00:39:44
registration for a00:39:46
beautiful woman without registration,00:39:53
you know, well then, come on00:39:57
[music]00:40:10
we didn’t understand that your friends won’t00:40:29
get00:40:31
[music]00:40:35
but no, [ __ ] no it will turn out to be three or four days, a00:40:40
beautiful woman, some food is needed,00:40:44
no bonus is not enough, a00:40:51
wallet through the stand and00:40:54
[music]00:41:01
that before the morning,00:41:06
pack it and drag it liquid until the morning in the morning,00:41:12
she sorts it out,00:41:14
just don’t want to,00:41:23
didn’t understand, you’re a little00:41:38
beautiful, the00:41:44
whole field is good shoes, thank you brother for the00:41:49
useful advice and the00:41:57
very beautiful bang, I liked it right away,00:42:00
so I’ll feed you a little in the back room now,00:42:09
God, don’t00:42:20
yell at me so quickly, and I’m not here, the00:42:25
director of the stores will come, then00:42:28
stop it, I say, I’m00:42:31
the director00:42:36
[applause] I00:42:38
came in personally, but to check the security00:42:43
forgive me, please,00:42:48
idiot,00:42:51
you are the most beautiful woman, fired00:42:55
store director in the world,00:43:01
don’t ruin me, forgive me, forgive me, but00:43:06
by the way,00:43:08
you gave so many compliments here,00:43:15
now you will be00:43:18
my personal00:43:20
security guard and we00:43:25
’ll take Tofik as your assistant00:43:32
[music]00:43:41
[music]00:43:47
[applause]00:43:50
[music]00:43:54
[applause]00:43:58
TV series Nowadays, in fashion, people are surprised that00:44:01
all of them are produced by a soap00:44:04
factory,00:44:09
and all of them are just rocks of the bank, I don’t go without jokes,00:44:12
then a penny is shoved into them and I’ll show them00:44:16
[music] I00:44:20
shot a laptop with a game and the grandson can I00:44:23
present spongebob now childhood00:44:27
has begun00:44:28
[music] Genie's00:44:31
jeans barely fit in, so I learned00:44:35
the truth that it disappeared from the sides on the cheeks00:44:38
suddenly swelled up00:44:40
[music]00:44:42
what kind of thinking there are people there, all the gays00:44:46
understand the joke only in the third reading00:44:53
wear it, we went as a wife,00:44:56
they cooked something there, they met us with bread and salt, the00:44:59
rest they hid a00:45:04
boy is growing up in the house and his father is happy00:45:08
with him for the cabbage of the priests, as I was00:45:16
surprised at night on weekends about how my husband was somehow00:45:19
irrepressible, and when the light turned on it turned out to be00:45:23
a neighbor00:45:25
[music] it was00:45:28
just from drunkenness that my grandfather got everything and a formidable00:45:31
victory and now for vodka the day sounds00:45:34
faster than all the torpedoes00:45:36
[applause]00:45:39
get up and the old people are thinking more cheerfully about sports, there’s a00:45:43
choice of euros and flew right in on a00:45:45
skateboard00:45:47
[applause] [music]00:45:50
the wedding sang and danced but the bride was already00:45:53
tired, rum on her lips under the sweet and in the salad00:45:57
went to bed00:46:02
to fall asleep the neighbor on the sofa and loudly00:46:05
counted the ram so loudly that the whole house was in a row00:46:08
and when the goat fell asleep00:46:11
[music]00:46:13
and someone’s mother was washing the frame she said hello00:46:16
from there directly and as I begin to remember 1000:46:20
meters sensitively00:46:22
[music]00:46:25
he became proud and in the end this is how00:46:28
it happens00:46:29
with many children father, wife doesn’t know,00:46:35
instead of body and work, someone tells00:46:39
jokes,00:46:40
we study drying, saw ditties00:46:44
[applause] [music]00:46:51
[applause]00:46:54
[music]00:47:01
[applause]00:47:06
[music]00:47:35
how often do we00:47:37
film each other, imagine such a00:47:40
situation in one village on On the banks of the river00:47:43
lived two twin brothers,00:47:45
one of them had a boat, the other,00:47:49
on the contrary, had a wife, and00:47:52
then one day the00:47:55
first one’s boat sank, ou 2’s wife died,00:47:58
and one nice woman who00:48:01
worked in this village as a postman00:48:03
came to visit the widower, but got confused and00:48:07
ended up with a boatman who was very I was00:48:10
sad and grieved about my sunken00:48:13
boat,00:48:16
hello, I found out about your Igor and00:48:21
came to express my condolences to you,00:48:25
such a loss, thank you, of course, but to be honest, it was00:48:31
such a great loss, and the loss was all00:48:34
the same, yes, it was00:48:40
all old, half-rotten,00:48:42
and then I always smelled like fish from it I00:48:51
understand you, you ca00:48:53
n’t console yourself, no one will help, and00:48:58
yet we’ve been together for so many years and you’re00:49:02
definitely00:49:04
eating, you can say I spent half my life on it, or00:49:12
something like half my life, I have00:49:16
n’t gotten off the hill lately00:49:20
[applause]00:49:25
that is, of course, you’ll excuse me to00:49:28
do this at all mine, but maybe it’s00:49:32
in vain, well, at00:49:36
your age,00:49:39
yes, I can’t live without it, I don’t00:49:42
know, but it’s a habit or something, in general, I love00:49:47
this thing, but now I’m00:49:49
talking to you, and00:49:54
everything is just boiling inside me, I would like to00:49:58
go into the house right now, maybe00:50:03
thank you, well then, let’s sit right here,00:50:07
let’s talk about what,00:50:11
you can share it, your brother has enough water of his own00:50:16
problems,00:50:18
I don’t even know without her, no, of course,00:50:23
you can go to the city, choose any one for yourself00:50:26
and buy it,00:50:28
but even the worst one costs that kind of00:50:31
money, and00:50:33
I’m still dear it was00:50:36
always close at hand,00:50:39
I wanted to jump on her and without getting off with my00:50:43
watch, but00:50:46
they found how my wife was,00:50:50
this was something00:50:52
not written down, that they loved00:51:00
with someone,00:51:07
but no, well, it was written down on me,00:51:11
well, yes, I’m a new protein,00:51:18
she00:51:21
changed 5 men before me,00:51:25
I didn’t more00:51:27
then I thought, well, that’s enough for her, then00:51:32
the owner must be alone to walk around, and he took her for00:51:36
himself,00:51:37
put00:51:39
her whole soul in order,00:51:42
lubricated her00:51:45
every crack, didn’t know,00:51:48
just like in the song, I remember all your00:51:53
cracks,00:51:57
well, you know, you’d better tell me how everything was00:52:01
this happened the way it happened, I recently00:52:07
gave it to00:52:09
three of my friends to use,00:52:13
but they drowned it when they weren’t drunk,00:52:23
this is how00:52:26
you can tell your little blood with00:52:29
this,00:52:34
what’s wrong with this, but you and I00:52:38
live in a civilized state today,00:52:41
I’ll help you out tomorrow,00:52:44
yes, I’m sure you’ll turn to your husband he00:52:50
won’t mind either,00:52:52
well, I’ll use it for a couple of days and return it, you00:53:02
shouldn’t ask me or something, but what’s the00:53:10
difference to you, on the contrary, man, your00:53:14
refusal j a couple of days00:53:17
before skiing, he’s been on vacation for six months,00:53:22
now you’re lying for six months for me and him00:53:26
last week we went together00:53:32
[applause]00:53:34
we went together to where where they are always a00:53:40
float to help and00:53:53
what,00:53:57
well, a float of help is not the same as00:54:02
they say in the00:54:04
worm pond to bathe00:54:10
a worm,00:54:13
this means that’s what it’s called now and00:54:17
how often do you and him bathe00:54:21
a worm together00:54:26
yes no together We’ve only been00:54:29
around lately, and00:54:31
I have my own places,00:54:35
he has his own,00:54:38
well, it’s clear that00:54:41
someone is, I think it’s him who has00:54:45
n’t come to me for the last six months, but he turns out to be a00:54:50
worm swimming in another pond,00:54:55
well, thank you for opening my eyes, and to be00:55:01
honest, I thought that you I know, I’m00:55:04
sorry if I said something wrong, yes, well,00:55:13
you’ll be against it00:55:15
if I’m later in a couple of days,00:55:29
I don’t know, well, in principle, I don’t mind, I’ll come to00:55:37
you in the00:55:40
evening for this00:55:45
whenever you want, you’re my savior, how00:55:49
would I like it?00:55:51
you have a spinner like your husband’s,00:55:55
he’s caught more than one beauty with it,00:55:59
maybe he can borrow it at the same time,00:56:05
wait, I don’t understand00:56:08
why what do you mean, well, just well, how00:56:15
about a00:56:18
spinner, okay, then everyone in the village00:56:22
knows what kind of spinner you have my husband’s spinner is so00:56:26
big and00:56:31
beautiful, and he himself showed it to everyone in the village and to the00:56:43
women or something, right there, to the women, why do00:56:50
I want to show it to the men and women, it doesn’t matter00:56:53
what the man has, you please, for them, just to00:56:58
eat00:57:02
this fish for sure00:57:04
[applause] to00:57:06
ours the women only need you,00:57:10
well, then in the00:57:14
evening,00:57:16
when it gets dark,00:57:18
be ready,00:57:20
and so that the00:57:23
spinner is00:57:26
in order, I00:57:28
mean, I’ll00:57:31
come to you00:57:33
to wet the float,00:57:37
or whatever you say,00:57:41
a worm00:57:42
in the pond00:57:46
[applause]00:57:50
[music]00:57:59
that’s exactly what there is a story about a family, it’s00:58:03
about a family Karpukhin them, which00:58:06
consists of a husband, respectively, a wife and a00:58:10
white poodle and a Helly named [ __ ],00:58:15
10 years of marriage have already been behind us for 10 years, and then00:58:19
one fine day,00:58:21
when the spouses were already getting ready for bed,00:58:24
the dog came into the bedroom and brought with him a00:58:27
painfully familiar object, which she00:58:30
accordingly gave to her to the hostess00:58:34
one,00:58:37
what is this00:58:41
[applause]00:58:45
what is00:58:47
this I’m asking you, what00:58:50
like what what you can’t see00:58:55
the bra,00:58:57
you throw things around and then you can’t find it,00:59:00
here’s the dog and drags everything that’s lying very badly,00:59:09
the bra, my word, is not mine,00:59:16
I’m asking you again whose bra is00:59:20
this that 5 with my bras00:59:29
very much00:59:31
I thank God without a bra I walk around with my00:59:37
breasts while I’m holding00:59:41
on myself I would bite my tongue if I were00:59:44
you, look at the size00:59:56
[music]00:59:59
this is not yours01:00:02
[music]01:00:03
[applause]01:00:04
you don’t care about it yet01:00:06
[music]01:00:08
grow and grow01:00:11
it's size 601:00:15
if not 2601:00:19
no how are you onions and01:00:23
most importantly where did01:00:27
you find this cow rick the artist01:00:34
yes wait in my 10 years of01:00:37
marriage I01:00:40
have not been seen in anything like that so in vain you are marching with01:00:44
this01:00:45
hammock01:00:49
I wasn’t lying next to him, well,01:00:53
let me pour it here with01:01:02
Davos on the01:01:05
floor, just so the perfume doesn’t leave, and then there’s01:01:09
such a piece of evidence on01:01:13
the street,01:01:15
otherwise Natasha slipped it in and01:01:17
decided to take revenge,01:01:20
does she really have such a soul, oh01:01:23
secretive woman, maybe the light to dark01:01:28
size won’t register before her this is what I would do01:01:33
behind the floor chorba exe,01:01:36
well, let's figure it out, what does it have to do with it, I01:01:39
remember, maybe one01:01:43
of my friends, I forgot, one of01:01:46
those friends, one of yours, yes,01:01:53
maybe, maybe you were ironing your underwear yesterday,01:01:57
well, here's your bra and smoothed it out01:02:04
[applause]01:02:06
I ironed01:02:08
them tanks01:02:13
well in the end maybe01:02:18
maybe I01:02:21
bought this for growth01:02:26
I will never have something like this ice01:02:29
don’t hope01:02:32
so01:02:34
tell me who you had here yesterday01:02:40
yesterday01:02:43
the plumber was01:02:48
an idiot not whose01:02:50
kids are without a bra01:02:54
and how do you know that without a bra01:02:57
you are his I missed it,01:03:00
I never undressed anyone, unlike01:03:05
some,01:03:08
no, and01:03:10
most importantly, I got mixed up with a thin, sophisticated01:03:13
woman, but no, I01:03:16
beat off the wife of hippos,01:03:23
this is your taste, and now, of course, you don’t01:03:29
understand why, instead of the01:03:32
Philharmonic, you always want to go to the circus;01:03:38
there’s nothing in common between us01:03:41
kind of01:03:43
stopped, what are you really doing, the01:03:46
scandal is sucking01:03:50
the dog from where this slightly01:03:54
monstrous bra came from,01:03:56
maybe even from the street, yes, such01:04:01
women simply do not exist in nature,01:04:05
what would you say if the dog brought01:04:11
someone else’s men’s underpants,01:04:14
you would also say lit-01:04:19
by the way,01:04:23
what is this you have, this is what01:04:29
you are holding01:04:35
in your hands, what is this, and01:04:40
I’ll ask you this, this is what it is, yes, I01:04:55
brought a sock behind the park along with my bra, yes,01:05:00
but01:05:03
someone’s sock is01:05:07
not mine,01:05:09
yes I’m like that I haven’t worn socks in my life, but01:05:14
tell me who you had here in this sock,01:05:26
yesterday there was01:05:29
a plumber01:05:33
[music]01:05:34
we already heard this, I01:05:37
wonder what kind of sur such a bathroom01:05:40
there is a man strips naked and01:05:44
dives, and well, his miracle is01:05:51
no longer Sergei01:05:55
the intelligent the male01:05:57
translator always leaves in English wearing01:06:01
masks,01:06:02
maybe01:06:04
Mikhail is01:06:06
unlikely to be a former intelligence officer, the passwords01:06:10
still remember any evidence, don’t leave any evidence for01:06:15
disguise, it’s more likely that someone else’s will take01:06:18
anything, I’ll go to Semyon, he works in the criminal01:06:22
investigation department for school, he01:06:25
’ll find the whole guy, or01:06:26
maybe he left it01:06:30
well men and women, I’ll01:06:35
bypass everyone whoever’s bra fits and I’ll kill01:06:43
where is my ski01:06:46
how many times have I said don’t hang it on a beam,01:06:53
Nastya is the only one,01:06:55
or the tag has long been saying that there are 3 here01:07:02
and not everyone01:07:11
[applause]01:07:19
why are you following me and we01:07:22
know01:07:26
arthritis poison01:07:28
no01:07:32
Semyon Timofeich01:07:35
do not cry01:07:38
and01:07:48
citizen investigator01:07:53
no01:07:55
why are you looking at me so intently01:07:58
tell me honestly01:08:00
you are having an affair with my wife01:08:07
light and01:08:13
sekai01:08:15
no01:08:18
faith andron aries01:08:22
no01:08:24
nazir oika bibula and we are01:08:29
not a red01:08:33
sanatorium01:08:38
[applause]01:08:39
no superfluous01:08:42
but01:08:43
his wife is mine,01:08:48
she is such a blonde and a blonde and01:08:51
not a01:08:54
brunette and a01:08:57
redhead01:08:59
no, gray-haired01:09:04
no, well01:09:07
then I don’t know, but just think about it, think about it, she’s wearing such a short T-01:09:12
shirt, and in01:09:17
golden letters on the chest it says01:09:18
second hand,01:09:21
no such beacons, she doesn’t have a01:09:25
neckline, a skirt like that with a large neckline and the01:09:28
neckline ends here01:09:30
no it doesn’t reach this place01:09:35
maybe then the01:09:40
whole cut was torn I checked01:09:45
what size she has 201:09:49
no 301:09:52
no 4 not hers like mine01:10:00
52 but01:10:04
she’s so tall and slender yes no not01:10:11
tall and and tight and01:10:13
no01:10:15
ninety-sixty-ninety01:10:20
no 60 90 6001:10:26
no01:10:28
48 531301:10:33
not she then sorry I don’t know well01:10:36
wait wait I ask you to01:10:39
think again I was sure it was you01:10:42
oh well it’s her01:10:46
no01:10:47
it01:10:49
can’t be it’s like it looks like but she’s not01:11:00
Anatoly01:11:05
just a friend01:11:07
add up you need everyone look01:11:11
please more01:11:16
please more01:11:20
please there’s too much01:11:23
in yourself there’s still01:11:28
no separation no more I’m01:11:31
sorry I can’t help you in any way she’s01:11:35
sorry I really liked you right away yes01:11:38
yes and the hospital is a pity sorry I01:11:41
have to live01:11:43
50 men interviewed no one needs it and01:11:49
why did I marry someone like that they didn’t understand01:11:57
wait wait wait01:11:59
maybe it’s her01:12:03
he01:12:17
[music]01:12:27
Yugoslav soldier English sailor for01:12:31
three years they were waiting quickly with glaze for the neck01:12:34
she still didn’t go somehow soapy dark their01:12:38
soldiers at the sailor suddenly sat down on his01:12:41
knees and and they put more wait for the01:12:44
seamstress Yugoslavian worries01:12:49
everyone wants to love01:12:51
[music]01:12:53
and the soldiers of the sea01:12:57
everyone wants to have a01:13:01
bride who is a friend01:13:03
and decided to be friends01:13:06
and01:13:07
soldiers the sailor01:13:11
mistake lives01:13:14
next door to his friend01:13:20
[applause]01:13:21
[music]01:13:29
good afternoon dear TV viewers and01:13:32
again your beloved talk show,01:13:35
the topic of our program, as usual,01:13:40
interests us all most of all, the01:13:43
heroine of our program claims that01:13:47
they put on and were violated, so meet01:13:50
Angela with a ball and a movie,01:13:59
sit down and tell us01:14:01
how it all started, I was01:14:06
invited to visit some place,01:14:11
so I can’t worry about spending the night myself and it’s01:14:15
good to drink beer, but who invited01:14:20
him, who knows,01:14:21
some guys,01:14:24
well, of course you refused,01:14:29
but I’ll say hooray, well, of course I went to the01:14:36
place for free, so I can’t take a steam bath, drink beer,01:14:40
well, you understand why they invited you,01:14:44
well, I’m not a fool, of01:14:47
course I understood the01:14:50
sauna to take a steam bath and drink beer from01:14:53
strangers, and01:14:56
I was also a little embarrassed, but I really01:15:00
wanted beer, I01:15:04
thought I’d take a steam bath in the sauna, I’ll drink beer and01:15:08
go home,01:15:10
they’re shameless, what were they thinking, well,01:15:14
well, tell you I know this01:15:18
man, of course, I immediately recognized him about the01:15:22
shirt, he wasn’t wearing this shirt01:15:26
sweater,01:15:29
I remember this scoundrel for the rest of my life,01:15:32
he sold me a vacuum cleaner01:15:36
of dyes, what other01:15:38
modern vacuum cleaner against house mites,01:15:42
wait, was he in the sauna or not,01:15:47
who knows, and there were about ten people there,01:15:50
but you can’t remember them all,01:15:54
look, there he is, well, it looks like he that's01:15:58
right, he's such an impudent face,01:16:04
well, today our guests, experts, have gathered in our studio and01:16:06
would also like to01:16:10
say their opinion, you have exactly one01:16:14
minute, please say01:16:30
that01:16:32
everyone requires something, some kind of DNA,01:16:39
then no, but this is not from our program01:16:42
let's go with the script, okay, I'm not a fool,01:16:47
as our editors tell me, the01:16:50
police have just caught a01:16:53
suspect and we have the opportunity01:16:57
to talk to him live on the01:17:00
phone Oleg01:17:03
Oleg good afternoon, temporary acting01:17:07
senior duty officer of the01:17:09
regional temporary detention center01:17:11
him or Sergeant01:17:14
Galushki listen, we can hear the01:17:17
detainee01:17:18
so magnificently for one minute01:17:23
[music]01:17:32
[laughter]01:17:35
let's try again Aleg01:17:39
good afternoon temporary01:17:43
acting senior duty officer of the01:17:44
regional temporary detention center01:17:48
not war sergeant dumplings listen again to01:17:51
television we can hear the01:17:54
detainee01:17:57
[music]01:18:01
dear subscriber your call is very important01:18:05
us stay with me and01:18:08
finally01:18:10
the mechanism01:18:12
[music]01:18:16
the connection just fails but let's try01:18:20
again aleg01:18:23
good afternoon healthy acting01:18:27
senior duty officer of the01:18:28
regional temporary detention center01:18:30
no war sergeant01:18:33
dumplings listen sergeant in the end we01:18:37
can hear the01:18:39
detainee Olya good day time01:18:44
deviated gordy in the ki of the senior duty01:18:47
officer of the regional pretrial detention center01:18:49
sergeant year delicious listen Korizhkin01:18:55
they sold a modern vacuum cleaner01:18:57
from indoor mites01:19:02
you understand01:19:03
this is someone who is01:19:07
cheese and coat genes01:19:12
temporary acting01:19:14
senior duty sergeant dumplings01:19:17
listen01:19:18
Gavryushkin let us talk to this01:19:22
goat01:19:27
[music]01:19:30
she that he is from I need01:19:34
hello television is bothering you on01:19:37
the air, we are talking about a single ball,01:19:41
who else is this01:19:44
like the girl whom you,01:19:47
how to say, violated01:19:50
in yours, I’m not a girl at all interested in01:19:57
if I’m my wife01:19:59
[applause]01:20:01
but I violated my health,01:20:05
you’d better ask him for a vacuum cleaner,01:20:09
stand with your vacuum cleaner, please, and I01:20:12
paid 100 thousand for it,01:20:15
tell me why we sold the sharamyga for a01:20:19
faulty vacuum cleaner, Olya, leaving in the corner, no,01:20:24
I don’t sell broken vacuum cleaners, and not01:20:27
broken ones, too, I’m coming, why were you01:20:32
detained then, are you in your right mind, no one01:20:37
detained me, I’m the senior on duty Lieutenant01:20:41
Kozlov01:20:42
as a detainee and the01:20:46
detainees have already been lost due to01:20:49
insufficient evidence01:20:51
of a vacuum cleaner he gave me a modern one about01:20:55
room things01:20:59
this is to contain01:21:03
unfortunately our broadcast time has come to an01:21:06
end but tomorrow on the air we01:21:09
will talk about a scammer who sells01:21:13
faulty vacuum cleaners until we meet again01:21:17
mute01:21:18
[applause]01:21:33
skyscrapers skyscrapers the clinic downstairs01:21:36
under the doctor came especially and let's shed01:21:39
a tear doctor I can't help you anymore I'm01:21:43
a shame and a disgrace I just waved a glass immediately01:21:46
pulls the jack said the trouble is big and I'm so01:21:49
small but don't cry dear01:21:53
me then I won't be the first time to help I without01:21:56
a doubt but let's do it in the evening before how to01:21:59
start treatment we have a glass mm with fire01:22:12
a man calls an ad in search of01:22:15
a job but ends up in the wrong place01:22:18
completely wrong01:22:23
eagle01:22:24
good afternoon I'm on an ad01:22:28
by an ad ah01:22:34
since ox the name you called01:22:37
is true but I didn't think they knew well that01:22:43
you're01:22:46
just right baby01:22:48
please ask what is your name01:22:53
call me01:22:54
[music]01:22:55
Snezana01:22:57
baby very nice Snezana and he fell from me01:23:04
Anton01:23:06
Antoshin to01:23:08
small01:23:10
forgive me and Snezana why do you call me that01:23:16
small well01:23:20
baby I’m not a boy I’m not 1801:23:25
years old anymore but that’s good well there you01:23:30
go01:23:32
Snezana call me better Anton Palych01:23:38
well01:23:39
Anton executioner01:23:42
as you say but also sir01:23:49
tell Snezana what's your middle name01:23:52
and01:23:53
patronymic01:23:56
Snezana01:23:59
Leopoldovna about01:24:01
other things01:24:03
tell Snezana Leopoldovna what01:24:07
should I do01:24:11
I feel Anton Palych that you are a01:24:16
real man01:24:18
well let's start01:24:24
undress01:24:29
ask01:24:31
Snezana Leopoldovna, it’s hard to hear01:24:34
what you said, I’m01:24:37
talking for a01:24:39
long time, I haven’t met such a01:24:42
real brutal01:24:45
man, describe yourself, well, I’m01:24:51
tall,01:24:54
dense01:24:57
[music]01:24:59
dark-haired01:25:00
[music]01:25:02
food they have01:25:04
preferential pensions, my01:25:07
face is so round bunnies, well, let’s hire01:25:12
those eyes Well, our company, ears, two ears,01:25:21
everything is like in general Yule bullet on01:25:27
Anton Palych,01:25:29
how handsome you are, and01:25:34
what is that is,01:25:39
so what should I do and Zhanna Leopoldovna,01:25:43
and you know, it’s already been six months for me and01:25:48
my hands are already missing real01:25:51
work01:25:54
antenna night for01:25:56
six months this is01:25:58
a long time01:26:00
and you haven’t forgotten01:26:03
how to do it that01:26:07
Jean 0 remote control came out on well, you’ll see I wo01:26:11
n’t let you down after all the networks so there are 1201:26:16
hours of active work a day01:26:20
Anton Palych01:26:22
Tetri enlarged01:26:26
just don’t believe it dinner and ask01:26:31
so you’re01:26:34
Java’s wife well01:26:35
by belly and that your wife is aware of01:26:42
something01:26:44
you are doing now, of course, Panama, your01:26:49
phone number and found hope that everything01:26:52
will work out for you and me and the01:26:54
eagle01:26:56
Snezana Leopold Ale01:27:00
Anton Palych01:27:03
baby01:27:05
top up your balance the01:27:08
cost of the last call is01:27:11
800 rubles01:27:19
your balance is topped up by 800 rubles01:27:25
great still one got caught for even01:27:29
800 rubles, went to work, didn’t get a job, was withdrawn,01:27:35
and even talked to like an01:27:40
idiot01:27:43
[applause]01:27:49
British scientists have proven that01:27:51
in terms of emotional overload, the01:27:53
profession of an actor is in third place,01:27:55
the profession of a miner is in first place,01:27:57
astronaut, but all these studies01:28:00
were carried out even before how the01:28:02
profession of a family psychologist was born01:28:05
early morning01:28:07
let's who's next01:28:25
[applause]01:28:29
you're by appointment in need01:28:34
well sit down01:28:39
he'll repeat01:28:42
why are you deciding for him what I don't decide melon I01:28:52
can he's already sitting01:29:02
introduce yourself please01:29:05
Avdotya01:29:08
and01:29:10
in dota and01:29:15
tell them01:29:17
Seryozha01:29:22
apparently Sergey Sergey01:29:26
only they need to pronounce01:29:27
with dignity Sergey01:29:32
Sergey Sergey Sergey Sergey Sergey01:29:42
Sergey01:29:46
[music]01:29:47
[applause]01:29:55
sit down seriously and earlier01:29:57
that means I can say that at first01:30:00
glance it seems to me that in your couple01:30:02
there is some kind of01:30:04
dominance of one individual over the other01:30:08
right Dr. Go is absolutely right, here he01:30:14
dominates me01:30:18
around the corner on behalf of01:30:20
[applause]01:30:23
bathes, dominate,01:30:27
I say the01:30:45
same, you are silent,01:30:47
Seryozha, save01:30:49
[music]01:30:54
forgive me for01:30:56
completely agreeing with my wife,01:30:59
completely01:31:00
in the region,01:31:03
let's go with you now, oh God,01:31:07
let's try to change with you now,01:31:09
so to speak poles change01:31:11
accents you know, well, let's switch roles01:31:15
well, like in the theater you've been to the chat and not01:31:20
only in the circus01:31:23
that's all01:31:27
[music]01:31:29
let's imagine that you are Little Red Riding01:31:33
Hood01:31:35
apple and the gray wolf here you are not og01:31:39
let's say who is Little01:31:42
Red Riding Hood01:31:47
which01:32:09
[applause]01:32:17
and the cap to get out of here is taken to01:32:20
sit on a stump01:32:21
[music]01:32:23
kemppi with a knife01:32:26
good01:32:29
gray wolf huge angry gray gray01:32:34
board01:32:37
huge evil gray01:32:46
[applause]01:32:47
[music]01:33:02
you wore already calmly01:33:05
let's switch please put them at01:33:07
home plant series I'm driving that's01:33:11
good good calm calm01:33:13
let's play such a game, you are01:33:17
the boss, you are a strict boss,01:33:20
this is your secretary who didn’t01:33:24
turn it in on time, hell, come on, read01:33:29
the secretary to us like this01:33:33
[music]01:33:42
but01:33:44
why didn’t you submit the report01:33:49
because I’m not from01:33:55
the secretary from01:34:03
[music]01:34:08
just an ordinary tiger trainer01:34:18
let's do this01:34:21
Othello and Desdemona01:34:24
each 1 dash demon of give a01:34:29
prayer this is bordering on a01:34:55
woman I beg you very much01:35:00
leave us alone now with the man01:35:07
Sergei01:35:13
medals01:35:28
[applause] the01:35:33
approach of the earrings01:35:36
faith is calmer here everyone is calm01:35:40
here is my verdict01:35:43
Sergei01:35:47
Sergei01:35:49
let's be good together01:35:58
[music ]01:36:07
it doesn’t help, they’re lying, the Chinese01:36:10
listen, in short, so01:36:13
run away from her,01:36:15
either she’ll eat you up01:36:19
or she’ll eat you up, there’s no01:36:22
other way out, there’s simply no other way out, where is the01:36:25
doctor from01:36:28
then01:36:30
I love her and01:36:37
that you love her01:36:50
for what they01:36:56
love her not for what they01:36:59
love her despite01:37:03
the downs01:37:06
[music]01:37:13
let's go to the next couple01:37:21
[applause]01:37:23
hello doctor01:37:25
hello tell me01:37:29
yes no doctor I'd better show you,01:37:31
show me all the beautiful ones01:37:34
yes of course look doctor lady01:37:38
everything is noticed wonderful that's what they01:37:41
noticed you congratulations and you tell her01:37:44
doctor I won't buy it01:37:49
let's tell her to jump easily01:37:53
I wasn’t going to buy anything, no need01:37:56
to collect anything, you just tell her it01:37:58
wasn’t him, please no, I’ll buy it01:38:07
[music]01:38:14
but01:38:20
[applause]01:38:23
there is01:38:24
[music]01:38:54
[applause]01:38:57
[music] a01:39:05
difficult case, a difficult one,01:39:08
I came in a different way, let’s01:39:11
reboot and01:39:13
get it like this take turns, what01:39:20
[applause]01:39:46
[music]01:40:00
[music]01:40:03
I’ll sell a fur coat, buy meat and cook for01:40:08
you01:40:10
really, let01:40:14
’s go, let’s go, darling01:40:19
[applause]01:40:28
doctor, good afternoon, help us,01:40:31
tell them, take them out, the thing is01:40:34
that the bunny is offended by me,01:40:38
ah-ah-ah he doesn’t even talk to me for01:40:41
three days, what a horror, probably for the wife and her, there01:40:44
can be nothing there, what should I do,01:40:47
bunny doctor, I can’t do this anymore, my01:40:49
heart is flowing with tears, have you01:40:52
ever wondered why01:40:54
maybe I did, well, I deceived him,01:40:58
maybe it’s all because he’s talking about the01:41:00
doctor, it’s all because of the bags,01:41:05
we also have a bear, there’s just some kind of01:41:08
plush Santa Barbara, it turns out01:41:11
he was terribly upset and I promised that01:41:14
this won’t happen again aho, I’ll risk01:41:17
guessing that one day you just01:41:19
took him in, so to speak to the crib instead of01:41:21
these bears yes yes01:41:25
then let's make them friends bunny and bear01:41:29
and you will drink tea together from the01:41:31
doll set you are crazy doctor01:41:34
the bunny will kill the bear01:41:37
and where is the bear now in the car wait well01:41:41
then how can you go down to him with the bunny01:41:43
if he he will be killed by a01:41:45
bunny at work and01:41:51
[music]01:41:53
this is our01:41:56
hare, the bear just gave him so that01:41:59
I don’t quite understand, well, the bunny is01:42:04
my husband, he’s at work now, and the01:42:07
bear is my boyfriend,01:42:11
so you’re ours,01:42:14
and I’m thinking about it in peace and01:42:18
you yourself beep and01:42:21
what01:42:23
[applause]01:42:27
the main thing is01:42:29
probably a couple more01:42:37
[applause] for01:42:46
some reason I thought that this would all01:42:48
end,01:42:50
hello,01:42:52
you don’t have to say anything, everything in general,01:42:55
then more eloquently than any words, you can be01:42:58
completely sure that this is what is now01:43:01
between you, so to speak, between01:43:04
you and there will remain such a01:43:06
thing as medical confidentiality, I swore01:43:09
oaths, you can be completely sure that01:43:11
no one will ever know about this01:43:18
[applause]01:43:20
well, so to speak,01:43:25
you01:43:27
can see that your friendship is, so to speak,01:43:30
sealed by time, that’s what you are without shadows the01:43:35
first day like01:43:36
this and carry on your friendship01:43:40
boldly and proudly don’t pay attention to the01:43:43
society that judges you just love01:43:47
each other and be happy01:43:52
well okay01:43:55
we really never thought about it01:43:59
but thanks anyway01:44:03
now let’s get01:44:06
closer to the point01:44:11
colon made sense01:44:14
well01:44:15
closet where to put01:44:18
[music]01:44:23
marishka brought01:44:28
you ordered and01:44:31
dragged back in it today well in the01:44:34
corridor like this in the corridor leave it01:44:37
standing well good bye01:44:44
[applause]01:44:46
[music]01:45:13
if I understand correctly the rapper and the opera01:45:17
singer oh my god what 8 gold together01:45:20
forever court glad to meet you,01:45:23
tell me01:45:27
eloquently and01:45:29
this is my lady we were coming here type 1 file01:45:32
si pe01:45:34
do it across the antelope princesses we are only in01:45:38
my rap she doesn’t see the long01:45:43
top on helping01:45:48
my beloved wean and01:45:52
[music]01:45:55
but01:46:01
the mayor red is a power fan thank you01:46:08
I love these brother things are going on but the opera sounds01:46:13
are blooming for me sum01:46:15
[music]01:46:22
how can I be with you01:46:27
yours01:46:32
so come on give us give us a home01:46:36
[music]01:46:38
let's together and don't take it away01:46:43
I'm a doctor yes01:46:47
let's go to01:46:51
and01:46:53
not all is lost01:46:56
[music]01:47:01
we are closer to opera01:47:03
[music]01:47:07
slightly but stupid shadows01:47:21
cool music01:47:22
[music]01:47:25
it worked out oh01:47:27
and you returned to the night don don01:47:40
[applause]01:47:43
[music]01:47:45
here01:47:47
[music]01:47:52
[music]01:48:03
and really cool century it used to be known to me01:48:06
how I saw you change genders not01:48:09
only with your rap without destroying what01:48:11
you know dear I love you so much or maybe it’s the01:48:14
same that we are so figurative that’s why it01:48:17
will be cool together it’s no01:48:20
coincidence that this theme has been performed for so many years01:48:22
half of the girls respect you01:48:25
are telling him quite strange things it means shadows01:48:28
shadow and I don’t hold back okay I I’ll try to01:48:31
drink a little easier and with him on the mountain and01:48:34
a little josh legs half-bent arms in the01:48:37
sky as if the monkeys were stung by a wasp01:48:41
[music]01:48:43
this is what a real buzz is in the legs and01:48:45
back also for the01:48:56
Italians01:48:59
thank you doctor goodbye01:49:03
[music] the01:49:09
most important thing is the weather in the house01:49:12
the rest nonsense he and she and everything01:49:17
except is easy to fix with the help of01:49:20
me a psychologist01:49:30
[applause]01:49:32
[music]01:49:38
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Алексей Егоров и Ирина Борисова. (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Подписывайтесь на официальный канал юмористов EgorovTube. Оф.сайт: www.egorov.eu (Все права под защитой РАО) РЕКОМЕНДОВАННОЕ ВИДЕО !!! ДЕНЬ СТУДЕНТА 2022 & ЮМОРИСТИЧЕСКИЙ КОНЦЕРТ "ТАТЬЯНИН ДЕНЬ" /// ВЕЧЕР ЮМОРА [ЛУЧШИЕ ШУТКИ И ПРИКОЛЫ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhFuIcUKPWU СМОТРЕТЬ СЕЙЧАС! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZewOJg48nhs&t=1224s ВЕСЁЛЫЙ НОВЫЙ ГОД 2022 & ЮМОРИСТИЧЕСКИЙ КОНЦЕРТ /// ЮМОР x ШУТКИ x ПРИКОЛЫ [НОВОГОДНИЙ ВЕЧЕР ЮМОРА] РЕКОМЕНДУЕМЫЕ ВИДЕО: Кто хочет стать миллионером & Автор Алексей Егоров {Спецвыпуск! Полная версия} /// Юмор на бис [Лучшие шутки и приколы от Алексея Егорова] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jfCkjPng24 Пьяная баба - плохая хозяйка & Одна блондинка и десять мужиков в сауне /// Приколы для взрослых. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzFWt99clUQ Смотри прямо сейчас! В ГОСТЯХ У СКАЗКИ x МАЛЬВИНА & БУРАТИНО & ЕМЕЛЯ & КОЛОБОК & АЛЫЕ ПАРУСА /// ЛУЧШИЕ ПРИКОЛЫ [ЕГОРОВ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m3DGFaLT84&t=152s Рекомендованное видео! ЗВЁЗДЫ ЮМОРА x СЕРГЕЙ РОСТ /// ЛУЧШИЕ ШУТКИ И ПРИКОЛЫ [[[АЛЕКСЕЙ ЕГОРОВ ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕТ]]] #ЮМОР https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRX2tZX6avs&t=438s Смотрите также! Юмористический сборник "БЕЗ ЛИШНИХ СЛОВ" /// Юмористический дуэт Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFDrO27tW7U&t=5921s Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров. Артисты эстрады, участники популярных телевизионных юмористических шоу. Лауреаты международного конкурса артистов эстрады имени Аркадия Райкина. Дуэт хорошо известен всем поклонникам юмора. Артисты выступают в жанрах эстрадной миниатюры, музыкальной пародии и парного конферанса (ведение телепередач, концертных программ и всевозможных праздничных мероприятий.) Авторы РАО (Российское авторское общество.) Алексеем Егоровым, в соавторстве с Ириной Борисовой, написано большое количество эстрадных миниатюр, монологов, куплетов и пародий, которые входят в собственный репертуар, а также исполняются другими популярными юмористами. РЕКОМЕНДУЕМ ПОСМОТРЕТЬ СЕГОДНЯ : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRfjTpu7em0&t=150s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_0-nMNYdug&t=66s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPHOPmbJGFk&t=982s Юмор является позитивной составляющей нашей жизни. "Радуйтесь жизни! Ведь, жизнь прекрасна и удивительна!" Сейчас на эстраде и в шоу-бизнесе работает целая армия популярных юмористов: Евгений Петросян, Елена Степаненко, Владимир Винокур и его театр пародий, Клара Новикова, Геннадий Хазанов, Кaрeн Aвaнecян, Сергей Дроботенко, Елена Воробей, Юрий Гальцев, Геннадий Ветров, Игорь Маменко, Светлана Рожкова, Николай Бандурин, Михаил Вашуков, Владимир Данилец и Владимир Моисеенко, Валентина Коркина и Виктор Остроухов, Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров, Наталья Коростелёва и Юрий Хвостов, Николай Лукинский, Святослав Ещенко, Юрий Аскаров, Александр Морозов и Виктор Разумовский, Игорь Христенко, Гарик Харламов, Павел Воля, Гарик Мартиросян, Тимур Батрутдинов, Марина Кравец, Андрей Скороход и Демис Карибидис, Слава Комиссаренко, Алексей Щербаков, Иван Абрамов, Илья Соболев, Нурлан Сабуров, Руслан Белый и многие другие. На телевидении существует множество юмористических программ: Парад юмора, Юморина, Аншлаг, Петросян-шоу, Смеяться разрешается, Stand Up, Смех с доставкой на дом, Однажды в России, шоу "Уральские пельмени", КВН, Камеди Клаб, Comedy Баттл, Вечерний квартал, Дизель-шоу, Женский квартал, Лига смеха, Женский Стендап, Вечерний Ургант и другие. Несмотря на такое обилие юмористов и юмористических шоу, юмора много не бывает. Юмористы Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров хорошо известны всем поклонникам юмора. Юмористический дуэт выступает в нескольких жанрах: пародии, миниатюры, монологи и парный конферанс (ведение телепередач, концертов и праздников любого масштаба.) На официальном канале юмористов Egorov Tube можно найти множество всевозможных выступлений Ирины Борисовой И Алексея Егорова. А лучшие номера юмористического дуэта выложены в разных версиях. Выбор большой. Смотрите на здоровье и радуйтесь жизни!
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