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[applause]
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[music]
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you are so unexpected, and even early in the morning,
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why, unexpectedly, I’m renting
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an apartment to you, you’re renting it,
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but I came to see if everything is in
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order, I
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hope our agreement remember that
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of course you don’t bring men to visit, well,
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what kind of men
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will you say the same? as we agreed,
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honey,
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well, go done
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[music]
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who is it, well, we agreed
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that you will live in my apartment 1
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everything is correct,
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this is
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my brother, my
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brother,
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yes, my second cousin
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August came in early in the morning,
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it’s clear, where is my beautiful
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baby,
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baby,
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baby, you understand he's the older brother and I'm
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younger, that's what he calls me it's
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clear
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peach new warehouse and
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[music]
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how to understand
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python the peaches brought
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sweet he's working at the market
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clear
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my
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[music]
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my kitten below
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is he and the cat playing the
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kitten is small so
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clear
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my gold fish
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[music]
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fish
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I didn’t know how to tell you I
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bought the aquarium on tiptoes
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[music]
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clearly my bird is
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slender
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excuse me in my apartment what’s right there
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apart
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what do you just understand I’m
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cooking chicken
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yes why is it
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built-in well it’s
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like that he’s
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just joking, I got a skinny chicken,
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clearly
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no and
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discours on gray, I can’t do it anymore,
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damn he can’t use
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his hands, I’m telling you, he
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really wants to eat, I’m cooking the chicken, it’s
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clear where I’m burning it
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[music]
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this is how to understand
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in the kitchen he washes the dishes, asks where
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the sponge is for washing
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countess
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my beloved
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we are clearly I am the
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joy of the soul my lord beat the
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heart of my
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beauty Bobik love
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I want me to
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hug you broke up and
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stupid
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well it’s not me
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he’s talking to me on the phone
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[music]
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well then it’s
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clear
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you have a good brother this is love
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lucky you with my brother, can I have
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something, but there’s no counter, I think I’ll go, I
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won’t disturb you, and brother, let me come to you
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more often,
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go, go,
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bunny
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[music]
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asked you to keep it
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down and in general,
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get up for work, it’s time for the others to
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be there
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ice
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according to the announcement about the room yes yes
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I'm renting
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by the way there's only one place left only there's only one
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person in the room don't worry there's
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only
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9
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so you'll be 10
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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hi buddy long time no see hi hi
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you're so gloomy yes I think
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so recently I was only five
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years away from retirement, and
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now I’m already 10 feet away, rejoice, why did they
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extend your youth,
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I just managed to retire, but the
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pension department immediately warned me,
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they said if I
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expect to live more than sixty-
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five years, then I’ll pay a tax
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[applause]
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on luxury and
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okay, I’m kidding, I’m kidding, I want an anecdote on
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this topic, give me jokes, I love it in
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the hospital, a nurse calms a sick person,
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grandpa, why are you so worried, we’ll cure you and we’ll
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definitely cure you,
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maybe you’ll even live until retirement
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[laughter] it’s
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funny
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not only for you, do
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n’t worry so much In general, pensions are
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wonderful, you sit at home,
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do nothing in the garden, dig around your grandchildren,
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babysit, but I told my children until I
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retire at 65 years old, so that no
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grandchildren, or rather being a day of babysitting, by
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that time my son will be 46
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points 47, it’s time to give birth,
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starve or worry, gave birth to a
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pensioner age is wonderful,
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we will live like fairy tales, like fairy tales,
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free travel, like Karlsson's,
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joints creak like Pinocchio's,
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all countries and thin, like the immortal Koschei,
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but because the food is like that of an inch,
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but you can sleep as much as you want, like a
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sleeping beauty, and
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if Little Red Riding Hood doesn't
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bring you pies, then so on and the grandmother will remain lying in the
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crib until her gray wolf
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visits
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not all the life expectancy of any
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turtle tortilla, but what about my
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neighbor the other day, a hundred years, mark how much
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what, so what, what does he say and a convenient
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torment act, it’s a shame he’s already 40 years old
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damage to the pension fund is caused by
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potency, don’t think from high,
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the time will come, you’ll retire on your own,
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you won’t drink beer in a moment, not like
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that to only about the external
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ram, I’ll sell
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from the first wiretapping of the appearance, but I don’t
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understand sometimes
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where my transfers went, a
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thimble of tears the size of a fingernail will come in time of the summer heat it’s
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sad you have to live to study in debt from 1
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ruble until the last to retire as
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before you don’t lie and in the Moscow region where is
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valence you sometimes wait almost half your life for it to come dear
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pixie
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pension
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pension
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beads
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[music]
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[applause]
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and to me khanovich chips
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check in our city
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itself
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itself themselves themselves
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they themselves they are
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going together yes they have already arrived to the
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neighboring kindergarten they say the directors
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have already removed
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the cook
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they arrested
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in half an hour our school will be so well we
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need to somehow distract them with something
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7 so quickly legs title
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excellent student our pride of the school like her
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hello simple we will gather everyone in the
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assembly hall and we will reward her
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in the difference what for excellent study or for
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saving drowning people
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look for yourself that everything can be fine with us
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and
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you will leave
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yourself you may leave and you yourself
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just don’t scare me because of the
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blackbird that we have with the security
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Oleg Petrovich you’re sober in place
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and
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why is your tongue twisted
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like Petrovich okay what’s going on with the
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panic button how they burned who
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Petrovich do what you want but in
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half an hour there’s a panic button there was something to
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think about no how no why yes today we have
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all the excellent students at the
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Physics Olympiad they have all three
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depicted and that
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Petrovich our guard
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was electrocuted
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fixed the
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valet button drag Petrovich to the back room he
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will cover him there with something
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I know what 2 instead of Petrovich,
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throw some kind of present
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at the entrance of our physical education teacher,
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just put a panic button and
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touch the
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cook’s
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goods in your canteen there, everything is in order,
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what do
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you have for lunch there today,
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barley soup, she’s the second
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pearl barley porridge,
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I imagine, and
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pike there compote
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tamara does what you want, so that in
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half an hour there will be
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a way something similar to food everything
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to out of hand cannot stand at the entrance why did
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you today he wanted to show the children how to
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do pull-ups we need on the wall bars
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flights
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all the
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kidneys his whole arm was broken in the hospital he was
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taken away his time from revive, I’m breaking the wall bars from hand to
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hand, a
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piece of the wall has fallen apart, a piece of the wall has fallen off, the
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sport, you can’t come in, you can’t
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go through, close the gym with the key, the
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children go out into the street, everyone is
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running around the school until he leaves, yes,
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tell me what we have there in the school pass
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or someone- then he’s screaming like crazy, well, this is
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our sponsor
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for your dacha, supplying building materials,
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we allowed him to celebrate his birthday at the school pool,
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but that was 3 days
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ago, so he’s been drinking there for the third day
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[music]
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with the women
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it’s passed, ask him to let it flow
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somehow today so tell me and the
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fire safety account is
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hanging, yes, but only it is locked and
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only Petrovich knows where the key is, but he won’t
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say,
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I saw how his
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Patsyuk was dragged,
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okay, the main thing is that the shield is in place itself,
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maybe you won’t get there
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yourself, you may not he’ll climb, but that’s
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enough on his own, they scared me and
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not
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Lena, who do you have there with the medicines
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that you know? There’s nothing in the office, so
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immediately run to the pharmacy and buy
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something there, where I know what, well, some brilliant
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green stuff, a compartment of some tablets where
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I know what what cheaper I say
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cheaper still still
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one
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like lights out why
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he and
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himself right after kindergarten they
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went to check the hospital we
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passed didn’t even stop
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so that means
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kindergartens are checking
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the hospital and the
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school turns out to be no longer necessary and no one needs
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cooks like that and instantly the sister
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lights out let me also carry the
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trovich from the utility room
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to the porch and
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as soon as he arrives, let the first
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thing he does is use the panic button
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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but let’s start
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[music]
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[applause]
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check it,
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but now we won’t check it upset with
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biosthetique skills, yes you are who I am
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. I understand that Cinderella's last name is how I came out,
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I'm Cinderella and Cinderella's fairy tales about Cinderella
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without
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knowing tax inspectors bail
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spice collecting taxes must spectrum you
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don't know me I was born to the ball I'm
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going out to the ball there are no bailiffs I'm
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here and what do we have to do with them saying the child is in the lair sort
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it out and I urgently need it, I need it
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well, now let’s check what kind of
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Cinderella we have, so Cinderella, where do we get
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dresses from the 19th century
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[applause]
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glass slippers,
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undeclared luxury goods,
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also the principle gave, also presented
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another dream as a fairy tale, read it, why are you
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pestering it, I have one and a half billion
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uni
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and you are next on our list
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when I show you
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gave to another you know that dear
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Cinderella they tell us so many fairy tales here
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one came showed a
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watch for 36 million said Santa Claus
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gave
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you didn’t understand at the ball the prince who loves
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I urgently have to get there according to the
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fairy tale and according to the tax code, you
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must pay a tax on gifts
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to individuals in the amount of 13 percent,
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well, don’t believe me, Cinderella wigs, I’ve
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seen enough of such performances here for 10 years, what
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they do is to take off a shoe and run,
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so you pay for water, I put
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a mark on the website for help, go to the bailiffs
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about it king your mark go to
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the impound lot pick up the carriage and go
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wherever you want you're kidding me it's not until 12 at night you
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have to make it and we generally work until 5
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[applause]
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the tax office
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and we are who and what I can't see
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I'm a girl about
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someone a squirrel came for
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so I came to us, a
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squirrel, a good squirrel, and fairy tales about Tsar
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Saltan, and here’s what you sent me,
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let’s see, don’t worry, squirrel, so
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a notice of payment of tax on income from
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business activities is needed
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correctly from what activity here are the
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answers
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[music]
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I’m taking a big walk in the garden or in the vegetable garden I'm going to taxes today and don't
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leave
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jokes, be nervous, squirrel, now let's
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analyze the vault, it's written that the squirrel
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sings nuts, everything gnaws nuts, not simple
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parts of the shell, gold coins
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are poured from the shells and floated around the world,
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this is pure production,
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what the hell is production, and I'm
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even man,
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so what should Dzhigurda be
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crying about?
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style, there’s even a mouse sitting in line and
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she was just running after the testicle for the case, the
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testicle broke and that’s it, and I and the tax came
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and what else that soon at this rate you’re
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already up to the mice, yes that’s
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[applause]
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me and I’m
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important for us
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[music]
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what do you need at the start,
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hello, good man,
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here’s the thing, I’m an old man, an
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old man, well, I just live with an old woman,
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we sympathize,
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we live by the very blue sea,
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we catch fish with a net,
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we’ve expanded a little, but now we
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don’t have a dugout by the sea
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like that the hut is
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ninety-three square,
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so he came to fill out a declaration, what do
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you think the dough man says, that’s all, just
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like you’re about to
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fill out a blank form, and
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what is that
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pen you have with a golden pen,
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yes no, what are you, it’s clearly on the beach, I found it on the
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beach, my here
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[music]
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here's where to dip and wave at home,
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well, well, I'll remember and look at it later, and
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this is on the beach, well, what can you not find
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on the beach at low tide
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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hi baby
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Lyusya
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Carlson,
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of course I'm wildly sorry,
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but I wish they would send me a road ticket tax and I'm
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flying with a
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propeller
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I'm in a
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fairy-tale world and
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funny and
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mysterious and I don't walk on the roads no I'm
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soaring
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my propeller my best friend
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from above I'm poor everything around me
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and why I need road tax I don't know
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[music]
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[applause]
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everyone's finished the disco
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thank you,
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that means you’re saying that you’re flying and you
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received the road tax correctly and
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correctly, now let’s figure it out for
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a second, what’s going on with yours,
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well, everything is clear,
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45 birds of power alone is equivalent to
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three horse watts, you’re in the
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category of mopeds and quadcopters,
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I actually citizens of another
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state, Astrid Lindgren
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came up with the idea for us to appear near the pick-ups
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near the ocean,
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but fairy tales about you
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are told to our children, cartoons are shown to our children, it
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even turns out that you work
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on our territory and have to pay
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tax according to one place of work,
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their baby used to be completely different, but it’s
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not necessary was to
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fly away the
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Koran near the navel nakhalovka times about
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
00:28:05
who is there
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who is there
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[applause]
00:28:13
who is there who who is it I the postman Pechkin
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brought the pressure from your boy with
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after so unkind you Pechkin so
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why was I kind before because I
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had a bicycle and now the
00:28:29
bailiffs have taken it away, it’s clear you will pay
00:28:32
the tax and your bicycle will be returned to you only
00:28:36
where I pay taxes mica opinions and you
00:28:38
received a notification the postman
00:28:40
must bring it tokyo the postman currents I will
00:28:43
bring idomeni if ​​I don’t have
00:28:44
a bicycle so you will pay the tax it will be returned to
00:28:47
you the bike looks like it's on the water
00:28:49
with the lines the pressure didn't come
00:28:51
the postman must accept I'm the postman and the
00:28:53
pens yes I don't already have to pay the tax
00:28:55
they'll give it back to you your bike
00:29:00
it should not be returned to me everywhere
00:29:09
[applause]
00:29:13
you're a lousy
00:29:16
sour milk
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but [music]
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on
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[applause]
00:29:29
[music]
00:29:36
[applause]
00:29:39
I apologize, you probably
00:29:42
remember me, I’m an old man and I
00:29:46
live with an old woman next to the whitest house by the
00:29:53
blue sea, we’re
00:29:56
catching fish, we have a business like this, we’ve
00:30:02
expanded a little here
00:30:04
again now we don’t have a hut so a
00:30:09
tower-teremok is
00:30:11
not low not high hu-200 printing of squares of
00:30:17
shadows
00:30:20
under I came to fill out a declaration
00:30:25
yes, I see you are an honest person that’s
00:30:29
all, please let’s now
00:30:31
here’s another receipt here and fill it out
00:30:35
I see you xxx platinum watch you
00:30:41
yes no what are you this is this I
00:30:46
found it on the beach before on the beach and mine here
00:30:53
[applause]
00:30:56
you know, I think I’ll fill out the thought and
00:31:00
look in later, well, a
00:31:03
watch on the beach, a leg, what
00:31:06
you won’t find on the beach at low tide
00:31:12
[applause]
00:31:18
[music]
00:31:22
[applause]
00:31:28
you’re wooden, my well, you all
00:31:32
come here and walk away from paying income
00:31:35
tax because that I will soon have an income
00:31:37
yeah goal yes and why did you get it from
00:31:41
God you won’t have any angularity
00:31:44
that you buried the money in the ground this doesn’t
00:31:46
mean at all that there will be a tree with
00:31:49
gold coins growing there but they wo
00:31:52
n’t lie with cattle you know what kind of car are
00:31:54
they everywhere listen to how you are there
00:31:58
[applause]
00:32:01
you and
00:32:03
well, how much can I just want you to
00:32:06
fill in my name what name
00:32:13
[music]
00:32:15
enough is enough everything is free, can I have a
00:32:20
declaration? they'll
00:32:39
start making paper out of you,
00:32:43
you're
00:32:45
all mine, go, I'm on fire, go away
00:32:53
[applause]
00:33:04
[applause]
00:33:13
hello
00:33:17
hello, excuse me, who am I, who am I, a little boy,
00:33:28
I can't even imagine whose finger it is
00:33:34
and what you have is a boy, well, I'm a
00:33:38
little boy myself analog for me this is an elbow
00:33:41
skyscraper so everyone boy go to your
00:33:45
skyscrapers we’ll figure it all out and the children have
00:33:47
lunch all enough boys walk
00:33:50
around not Moscow
00:33:54
set
00:33:59
I’m wildly sorry I’ll guess now
00:34:04
you’ve expanded a little again
00:34:07
until now you don’t have a
00:34:10
tower house anymore
00:34:11
and the royal chambers, well, how many of
00:34:15
the squares are there, how many soldiers are at the gates,
00:34:19
hell knows, and I don’t let the old woman change there, I know
00:34:31
[applause]
00:34:43
you’re the only one who needs magic ones,
00:34:46
she asked for 80 percent and decided to
00:34:50
chop off everything
00:34:52
suspiciously quickly, you’re getting rich
00:34:55
80 percent, Jean, let’s see all sorts of eat
00:35:01
We have everything written down like this
00:35:07
[applause]
00:35:10
otherwise you no longer have a mansion the
00:35:15
mansion of the royal floors everything went like the
00:35:19
old woman’s
00:35:20
[music]
00:35:23
everything went away
00:35:26
oh-oh goldfish
00:35:32
director
00:35:34
old woman
00:35:38
[applause]
00:35:51
mistress of the sea
00:35:55
while the fish is cooking I gave the fish I took it
00:36:01
everyone’s accounts are frozen
00:36:03
and
00:36:04
[applause]
00:36:10
what should I do now, what should we do now, I’ll
00:36:17
say, go
00:36:20
where to the beach
00:36:23
there during his time
00:36:28
[applause]

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Алексей Егоров и Ирина Борисова. (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Подписывайтесь на официальный канал юмористов EgorovTube. Оф.сайт: www.egorov.eu (Все права под защитой РАО) РЕКОМЕНДОВАННОЕ ВИДЕО !!! ЮМОР ВЫШЕ ПОЯСА (СБОРНИК ЮМОРА "ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ВЗРОСЛЫХ) ЛУЧШИЕ ШУТКИ И ПРИКОЛЫ ДЛЯ ВЗРОСЛЫХ [16+] #ЮМОР https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV_AALD98Ak&t=599s ДЕНЬ СТУДЕНТА 2022 & ЮМОРИСТИЧЕСКИЙ КОНЦЕРТ "ТАТЬЯНИН ДЕНЬ" /// ВЕЧЕР ЮМОРА [ЛУЧШИЕ ШУТКИ И ПРИКОЛЫ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhFuIcUKPWU СМОТРЕТЬ СЕЙЧАС! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZewOJg48nhs&t=1224s ВЕСЁЛЫЙ НОВЫЙ ГОД 2022 & ЮМОРИСТИЧЕСКИЙ КОНЦЕРТ /// ЮМОР x ШУТКИ x ПРИКОЛЫ [НОВОГОДНИЙ ВЕЧЕР ЮМОРА] РЕКОМЕНДУЕМЫЕ ВИДЕО: Кто хочет стать миллионером & Автор Алексей Егоров {Спецвыпуск! Полная версия} /// Юмор на бис [Лучшие шутки и приколы от Алексея Егорова] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jfCkjPng24 Пьяная баба - плохая хозяйка & Одна блондинка и десять мужиков в сауне /// Приколы для взрослых. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzFWt99clUQ Смотри прямо сейчас! В ГОСТЯХ У СКАЗКИ x МАЛЬВИНА & БУРАТИНО & ЕМЕЛЯ & КОЛОБОК & АЛЫЕ ПАРУСА /// ЛУЧШИЕ ПРИКОЛЫ [ЕГОРОВ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m3DGFaLT84&t=152s Рекомендованное видео! ЗВЁЗДЫ ЮМОРА x СЕРГЕЙ РОСТ /// ЛУЧШИЕ ШУТКИ И ПРИКОЛЫ [[[АЛЕКСЕЙ ЕГОРОВ ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕТ]]] #ЮМОР https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRX2tZX6avs&t=438s Смотрите также! Юмористический сборник "БЕЗ ЛИШНИХ СЛОВ" /// Юмористический дуэт Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFDrO27tW7U&t=5921s Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров. Артисты эстрады, участники популярных телевизионных юмористических шоу. Лауреаты международного конкурса артистов эстрады имени Аркадия Райкина. Дуэт хорошо известен всем поклонникам юмора. Артисты выступают в жанрах эстрадной миниатюры, музыкальной пародии и парного конферанса (ведение телепередач, концертных программ и всевозможных праздничных мероприятий.) Авторы РАО (Российское авторское общество.) Алексеем Егоровым, в соавторстве с Ириной Борисовой, написано большое количество эстрадных миниатюр, монологов, куплетов и пародий, которые входят в собственный репертуар, а также исполняются другими популярными юмористами. РЕКОМЕНДУЕМ ПОСМОТРЕТЬ СЕГОДНЯ : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRfjTpu7em0&t=150s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_0-nMNYdug&t=66s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPHOPmbJGFk&t=982s Юмор является позитивной составляющей нашей жизни. "Радуйтесь жизни! Ведь, жизнь прекрасна и удивительна!" Сейчас на эстраде и в шоу-бизнесе работает целая армия популярных юмористов: Евгений Петросян, Елена Степаненко, Владимир Винокур и его театр пародий, Клара Новикова, Геннадий Хазанов, Кaрeн Aвaнecян, Сергей Дроботенко, Елена Воробей, Юрий Гальцев, Геннадий Ветров, Игорь Маменко, Светлана Рожкова, Николай Бандурин, Михаил Вашуков, Владимир Данилец и Владимир Моисеенко, Валентина Коркина и Виктор Остроухов, Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров, Наталья Коростелёва и Юрий Хвостов, Николай Лукинский, Святослав Ещенко, Юрий Аскаров, Александр Морозов и Виктор Разумовский, Игорь Христенко, Гарик Харламов, Павел Воля, Гарик Мартиросян, Тимур Батрутдинов, Марина Кравец, Андрей Скороход и Демис Карибидис, Слава Комиссаренко, Алексей Щербаков, Иван Абрамов, Илья Соболев, Нурлан Сабуров, Руслан Белый и многие другие. На телевидении существует множество юмористических программ: Парад юмора, Юморина, Аншлаг, Петросян-шоу, Смеяться разрешается, Stand Up, Смех с доставкой на дом, Однажды в России, шоу "Уральские пельмени", КВН, Камеди Клаб, Comedy Баттл, Вечерний квартал, Дизель-шоу, Женский квартал, Лига смеха, Женский Стендап, Вечерний Ургант и другие. Несмотря на такое обилие юмористов и юмористических шоу, юмора много не бывает. Юмористы Ирина Борисова и Алексей Егоров хорошо известны всем поклонникам юмора. Юмористический дуэт выступает в нескольких жанрах: пародии, миниатюры, монологи и парный конферанс (ведение телепередач, концертов и праздников любого масштаба.) На официальном канале юмористов Egorov Tube можно найти множество всевозможных выступлений Ирины Борисовой И Алексея Егорова. А лучшие номера юмористического дуэта выложены в разных версиях. Выбор большой. Смотрите на здоровье и радуйтесь жизни!

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