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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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Good evening,

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in general, as you know, a

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completely different person comes out to this music, so

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it will be in the future and today you

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will witness a completely unusual

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program that will not be conducted by Alexander

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Vasilyevich Maslyakov,

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but by the meter got a little sick and asked the games of the

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1/8

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season of

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2022 to be held by

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his friends, people for whom the KVN

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program is a native game

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that he loves since childhood. And these

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friends responded with all their hearts,

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and Alexander Vasilyevich will soon recover

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and the rest of the games will

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take place as usual,

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so enjoy the original

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spectacle today

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Alexander Vasilyevich chose as a

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replacement for himself one

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little-known but presenter of Great

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Expectations as a presenter

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and his future fate will depend on how you meet him.

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Well, as far as the Chief came out to my

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fanfare

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and so that you don’t lose too much

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against my background, I ask you

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and I want Dim for you say

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Alexander Vasilyevich

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will be watching all this now So take care of yourself

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Be careful

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ladies and gentlemen

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This is the first channel My name is Dmitry

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Nagiyev Good evening

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this is a

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show that I once watched on

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TV then I helped one team

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perform

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now I’m the host perhaps For the first time on

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this stage presenter whose suit costs

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less than the tie of the previous

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presenter

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Lady Gentlemen Season 61 of KVN we

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begin the teams on stage

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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let's go

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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Come on gentlemen We are starting

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the season KVN Major League 2022

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25 teams will play in it and five of them will take

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part in the First Game for the first time the

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finalist of the last season of the

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Premier League, the

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team of the city of Yegoryevsk, Moscow

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region,

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another debutant, the champion of the First League, the

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KVN team, do not boil, the city of Nursultan,

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Republic of Kazakhstan,

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for the first time the towers will be played by another team, the

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frontman who, by the way, is already well known to you, the

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champions of the Premier League, the KVN team of the

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Stavropol State

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Agrarian University, called the

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same

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[applause]

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and two old acquaintances. This team

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played only one game in last year’s Major

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League tournament, but won one

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of the musical prizes festival, the

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KVN team, the Red Fox, the city of Vladivostok,

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Primorsky Krai,

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and finally, old friends,

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their third season of the Major League, the

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bronze medalist of last year's tournament, the

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team Doctor House, the city of Mogilev,

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Republic of Belarus,

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these teams will be the first to

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fight today for reaching the quarterfinals, but according to the

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results of the game, only three will succeed

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of them Who exactly will be decided by the

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respected jury So

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KVN player showman Alexander Revva

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singer Pelageya

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KVN player showman Dmitry Khrustalev

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composer singer

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Honored Artist of Russia KVN fan

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Valery Syutkin

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Chairman of the jury Konstantin Ernst

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Well, as they say,

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good luck, it’s

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not me for you, it’s me I

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feel quite awkward about all

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the programs that I had the opportunity to host

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before I tried to joke today the

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teams will joke after all So ladies and

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gentlemen the first competition

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greeting begins with the KVN team Doctor

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House city of Mogilev

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[applause]

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[music]

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Hello Moscow

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[applause]

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on the stage of the team from Belarus Well Belarus

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Belarus we are the center of Europe Yes, yes, such a

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center in Europe Give us, guys, probably a

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great honor to open the new season of the

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Major League in general, of course, it’s a strange

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decision, the Belarusians specialize more in

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closing factories

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Well, there are embassy factories

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Okay guys, international humor is very

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cool Cool fun, but we can’t win like that

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I’m alone the team said which

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took third place in the final that year And

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who took third place and these are like them we

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Sasha we

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So this year we will play

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differently it’s like Well before we played

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like 4 dummies from the school bazaar Well

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just ourselves and now in order to

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win, we will play on images,

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why, in the new season, Alexander Vasilyevich

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took on the image of a

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bald, brutal, cool macho

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[applause]

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I don’t understand What kind of False Dmitry

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is trying to bait our king

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Well, what’s the matter with lipachkarik Pasha Okay guys, there are

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very successful examples all around in order to

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win you need change Why change,

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we can buy everything here in Moscow

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Let’s just order the gold medals

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here and bring them here

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[music]

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[applause]

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Major League champion delivery guy, what about you? Why did

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n’t you fit into the social elevator and

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walked oh very funny Hello

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Alexander Vasiliev I

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mean no, he took a day off It’s cool

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his schedule Yes, a day after 60 years

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And what are you doing, here we go, a new

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season, I think I’m going to change

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You don’t understand, medals can’t be bought,

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you know, they can’t be taken away They can

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only be won, but you can’t deceive the viewer

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They can see right through you to eat you're

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really showing through

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Lyosha And you don't remember the order No, everything's

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fine there's a stool

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that's okay why are you going to get together

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shaved bastards And how do you know It's short and

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funny start

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[music]

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and at any party You've all seen

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such a man orangutan

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go

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[music]

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I I don’t know Dima Bilan this is a muz-tv award

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Maybe you won’t perform I can’t

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[music]

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archaeologists are looking at Mogilev

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bury

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[music]

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in Mogilev dentistry

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Why did you come without a mask

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[music]

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Turn it off Anton Turn it off Alexander

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Vasilyevich calls

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further further

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the hall when it’s normal Well for about an hour there

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was a buzz that it wasn’t you who was driving Yes, and

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somehow they started with a creak Yes

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Nagiyev Well, it looks like he’s taking it out, yes, in a jacket Yes,

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not the rest of the clothes are there either, yes

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Alexander Vasilyevich Yes, everything will be fine

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when we let you down,

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but also when and

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also And what else is there scroll through Alexander

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Vasilyevich

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all final number final number no

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two Yes, something from life

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[music]

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every person is afraid to sell it cheap So

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that very moment when all that remains is

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to agree on money, so you need to

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name the price how much I want And how much I

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want 30 I want

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and get this job I’ll say 25 to 25

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or maybe 50

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20 25

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Hello How much do you want Again

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yes Yes I mean 5 Hello Give me five like the

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market average in general 20 Good good

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30 Okay Let’s not for me not for you 50

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Okay let’s not for you but for me 70

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agreed

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there was no 100 say no say no yes

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Well, you already realized that I’m a rotten person

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[applause]

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500 yes

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there’s some kind of ceiling Yes, well, you

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can name any amount, but the last

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time

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a million is good

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I agree

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that you pay

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you need to spend the first 1/8 of the KVN Major League,

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what a joy

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[music]

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[applause]

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friends why We showed a number and

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human flaws simply We are no

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exception We decided to take advantage of the

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absence of the main thing and take KVN

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to Mogilev so the hall Dear jury,

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we get up, we go out, we sit in a comfortable

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gazelle and we’re leaving,

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that is, we’ll just take it and take KVN

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Yes, we’ll just take it and take KVN, it’s a pity we wo

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n’t take his legs with us, why but he does

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n’t drive gazelles, I read this in his book

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What kind of book is Rider

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Alexander Vasilyevich calling Yes Oksana

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Vasilyevich Well, yes, we’ll take KVN like It’s

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such a joke, yes,

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I understood everything, Alexander, we

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understood everything, you’re in shape, you’re all

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under control, we just wanted

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everyone to hear this.

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Dr. House always Be in shape

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Thank you [applause]

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[music]

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So ladies and gentlemen, we continue the

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greeting competition, the next team of the

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Stavropol State

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Agrarian University are the same ones

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Meet Moscow team from the most

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agrarian region of Russia

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[music]

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begin

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doctor Well what the world Makhirovich the

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results of your tests have arrived Unfortunately

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this is your team Well no well doctor Well

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please

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[applause] what kind of

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team is this What kind of morons, freaks,

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idiots am I didn’t hit so hard Don’t

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be kidding who came up with all this I came

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up with it [music]

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[applause]

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well it’s clear where the vegetables are there and the

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Medvedka

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and in the hands than the Medvedka And this is a

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gift I prepared for the jury I made lard with garlic in a blender,

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not a smoothie of course, but

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guys can be sent to prison

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you think one of the jury has a guy in

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prison Well, let's think Yes, what kind of

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thinking

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in a good way you don't understand well And you

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go for a walk while you idiots How long

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can you go for a walk

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Lord, in order to win with you today

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I'll have to sweat, of course I'm ready Well what

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Well, Moscow meet Stavropol Hello

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[applause]

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[music] let's

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begin Let's imagine a Caucasian in the

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maternity hospital Girl hello here you are having

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contractions

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this is the maternity ward you mixed up the birth

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this is your department Shamil Shamil to the

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department

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[music] the

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mayor of the city of Stavropol on the square

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disperses the gay pride parade so that I do

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n’t see you two here anymore, where together

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[applause]

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and Surely everyone lived in the yard. This is the

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kind of grandmother

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you’re moving to,

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yes

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[music]

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And where are you moving to

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Saratov

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And what are you moving to?

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Yes, because you died Three years ago

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We’re scared

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[ applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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friends and we believe that the most

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aggressive people are Parents who, when they are

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late for work, dress their children

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in eyes where Eyes where eyes eyes everything come on

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faster All hand You write what kind of

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left-handed idiot you are flying your marriage

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[applause]

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with pins pin Children are good Where is the

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pin pin it’s okay So you

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’ll go with buttons That’s how you’ll go That’s why

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you’re dressing me so viciously

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Yes because mom is late

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anger pathologist

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[applause]

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[music] [applause]

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she appears at any wedding in the third hour of fun like

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this man

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[music]

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dear Newlyweds

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Tamara Olezha prosperity to you children

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for your pain and strong family

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happiness to you It’s a pity that happiness will

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no longer be seen by the

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man he was he showed you young people

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how to have fun the storm would have killed

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Borya You’re alive Of course you’re alive I just

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had to wash myself three hours for you

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nothing

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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friends what I would like to say at the end

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Amir Or maybe Serezha will say Yes for God's sake

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Seryoga hit it, let's

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How to fight a tractor Why are you now

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hit the microphone, this is the major league of

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KVN This is the first channel,

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only professionals work here again, just like that,

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hit me on the head on the chair, I

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actually do this on Channel One, too,

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pay attention to the screen

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Konstantin Dvoech, you Be careful, the world

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promised to hit you and me on the head

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I didn’t promise anything

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KVN we play,

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we love the clock

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and Stavropol

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la-la-la

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amirchik You also need to wash your face

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because it helped me, look yes

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[music]

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[applause]

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we continue the competition greeting next in line is the

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team of the city of Yegoryevsk

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[music]

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Hello on stage Yegoryevsk

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Well,

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people in Yegoryevsk near Moscow are

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malnourished and then they can get greedy in Moscow.

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Another interesting fact about our city

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is that in Yegoryevsk

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they don’t know how to use spears at all. Well,

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look, here’s the coat of arms of Moscow,

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but in Yegoryevsk,

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as we see in Moscow they defeated the snake And in

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Yegoryevsk they just took the patient

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[music]

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Let's get to know Kirill in a

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real relationship The predator is also looking for wounded

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sick people who have strayed from their girls I

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immediately warn you that only crazy people can be with me

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because sex with

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me is a protest about Kirill, these are your

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single pickets

00:24:31

[music]

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let's continue Nastya Tell everyone that I'm in

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Yeralash Seryozh was filmed here, this is of

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no interest to anyone

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[music]

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let's move on Marinochka Miss Yegoryevsk

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friends unique situation Marina's dad

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and Papik Classmates

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grandmother grandmother grandmother the boy is

00:25:01

correct not a grandmother but a girl I

00:25:04

already explained to you, your grandfather and I are just

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friends for money Arina,

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take the child away

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and my name is Nastya And I dream of moving

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to Moscow

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Alyoshka

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Alyoshka Alyoshka

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No, since no one will be Sofya

00:25:35

[music]

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in order to go further, all the teams

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in KVN bring freaks of animal stars to the stage

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And we don’t need this, we have everything

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in one person Meet

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Yegoryevsky singer Elisha samovar

00:26:02

[music]

00:26:04

Good evening affectionate

00:26:11

Lesha Well, I asked to add Echo added

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added

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and in every team there is someone who is responsible

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for musicality, so Elisha from the

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musical only that he swallowed a

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tuning fork lasquin can say so for

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introducing

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Elisha Let's get closer to dear,

00:26:33

let's hear my author's

00:26:35

[music]

00:26:38

[applause]

00:26:40

[music]

00:26:43

This is not your song You are not afraid that they

00:26:46

may charge you for copyright,

00:26:48

dear Shufutinsky, garbage will not suit

00:26:54

Elisha

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[music]

00:27:18

[applause]

00:27:22

[music]

00:27:28

friends, don’t worry This is not all residents of

00:27:31

Yegoryevsk, it’s good that I played it safe

00:27:34

and brought you everything that our

00:27:37

city is famous for. Meet

00:27:38

[music]

00:27:41

representatives of the Yegoryevsk Meat Processing Plant,

00:27:44

they are proud that in the production of

00:27:48

our sausage not a single animal was

00:27:51

harmed,

00:27:53

followed by a volunteer exemplary

00:27:57

search team coordinate

00:28:00

[applause]

00:28:04

Yegoryevsk Symbolic Orchestra Elegy

00:28:08

Yes, you can’t waste your talent, but

00:28:12

you can

00:28:15

continue the procession with the instruments Yegoryevskoye The

00:28:18

Olympic team is

00:28:21

the only one The Olympians who

00:28:24

were forbidden to use the flag couldn’t use it, and Russia itself is

00:28:29

really a

00:28:30

girl We actually have a parade here,

00:28:33

girl, why are there rose petals, flowers

00:28:40

[music]

00:28:46

Elisha, are they affectionate this time? Forgive me for

00:28:49

that came out in what my mother gave birth to

00:28:52

in order to get promoted in Moscow, songs alone

00:28:55

are not enough. Therefore, I decided to make my own

00:28:57

video,

00:28:59

we work everything,

00:29:02

everything is affectionate. Thank you

00:29:06

Jesus, the clip is such a clip that will bring

00:29:09

me a lot of money, attention to the screen, the

00:29:15

sale of counterfeit documents of

00:29:19

psychotropic substances is prohibited on the territory of the Russian Federation. Elisha

00:29:22

Samovarov's know is

00:29:26

[music]

00:29:33

[applause]

00:29:46

Yegoryevsk team

00:29:47

[music]

00:29:59

I'm standing above us

00:30:09

competition greetings don't bustle city of

00:30:13

Nur-Sultan Republic of Kazakhstan

00:30:17

[music]

00:30:19

[applause] [music]

00:30:30

[music]

00:30:36

[applause]

00:30:42

Friends, let's get acquainted Muscovites,

00:30:45

you will agree that we have a lot in common We

00:30:47

We also rent out our real estate strictly to the

00:30:49

Slavs. What are you talking about? About Baikonur

00:30:53

Azat I don’t understand Why today’s

00:30:56

game is Dmitry Guys, this is a normal

00:30:58

practice in Russia when Dmitry temporarily

00:31:00

replaces the president normally normal

00:31:02

[applause]

00:31:08

I’m wildly sorry,

00:31:12

I was walking around Moscow Yes, the expensive

00:31:15

city is more expensive Moscow Only time

00:31:17

spent with the parents of the

00:31:23

guys We represent Kazakhstan, so

00:31:25

today is a very important game for us

00:31:28

Bro, why do we always

00:31:31

get into some important games?

00:31:35

There is some irresponsible game,

00:31:37

women's hockey, I

00:31:39

understand that this is irresponsible Guys, this is Alexander himself Yes,

00:31:45

handsome bro, congratulations on the championship of the

00:31:47

Major League

00:31:49

that It was in 2003, we just saw it

00:31:55

[music] [applause]

00:32:00

Azat is Pelageya Yes, beautiful, talented,

00:32:05

sexy

00:32:08

Sorry, just not specially young,

00:32:10

just a fatner word

00:32:16

[music]

00:32:23

We are playing in Russia, here you can say

00:32:25

the word sex

00:32:29

Yes, seriously

00:32:33

sex

00:32:36

[applause]

00:32:51

children are sitting like that they wouldn’t be sitting if the

00:32:57

girls were standing behind the scenes, go while you

00:32:59

talk to them, you can yes, then I’ll give

00:33:02

the letter

00:33:07

u-u,

00:33:08

we’ll play and seize the moment with us, have

00:33:12

fun, catch the concept, the Kazakhs will break apart,

00:33:15

fight the audience, call us, give us our legs, gave

00:33:18

us He also saw ь

00:33:26

[applause]

00:33:27

[music]

00:33:29

[applause]

00:33:30

Friends, let's imagine grandfather met his

00:33:33

ex

00:33:38

[music]

00:33:43

fisherman in the maternity hospital Hello Please

00:33:52

[music] [applause]

00:33:55

[music]

00:33:58

[applause] [music]

00:34:03

homeless man on the playground with children playing

00:34:05

catch-up

00:34:15

What are you doing uncle I've been crying for just two

00:34:18

years I've been living in such a house It's damn

00:34:20

cold there

00:34:26

[music]

00:34:28

[applause] [music]

00:34:33

friends We all played counting rhymes as children,

00:34:35

this is somewhere on the playground,

00:34:49

now I won't

00:34:52

[applause]

00:34:53

[music]

00:34:56

[applause]

00:35:01

[music ]

00:35:03

dear friends, we all know that the Winter

00:35:06

Olympic Games are held every 4 years and

00:35:08

everyone strives to win gold

00:35:10

medals there; unfortunately, our team

00:35:12

last won gold back in

00:35:14

1994. Therefore, the Olympic Committee of

00:35:17

Kazakhstan decided to motivate

00:35:19

athletes with a cash bonus of

00:35:22

$ 250,000 So let’s

00:35:24

imagine that the officials decided to

00:35:26

motivate their athletes even more. But

00:35:29

not all athletes understood this

00:35:31

motivation the same way, and one of the athletes, and

00:35:34

specifically in bobsleigh, Muratov decided

00:35:35

that the money was already in his pocket and went for a

00:35:37

walk to a restaurant, where he got involved with

00:35:40

some criminals authorities

00:35:41

[applause]

00:35:44

[music]

00:35:46

Later They changed and he went on a

00:35:49

walk, but the strangest thing is that the

00:35:52

next day he overslept on his own

00:35:54

airplane flight where the whole team was waiting for him;

00:35:55

fortunately for the bobsledder, the flight was

00:35:57

postponed. Well, so that the team arrived on time

00:36:00

for the Olympics to Beijing, the President of

00:36:01

Kazakhstan allocated his personal plane and

00:36:04

now the whole team is standing and waiting to

00:36:06

see what a beautiful

00:36:07

plane our president is talking about,

00:36:10

this is exactly what

00:36:17

our final number is about,

00:36:21

I don’t understand a damn thing [

00:36:23

music] [applause]

00:36:25

[music]

00:36:28

[ applause]

00:36:29

[music]

00:36:39

We Kazakhs honor our traditions and according to our

00:36:42

traditions, we give our national costumes to respected people

00:36:44

Chapan Chapan the studio

00:36:53

can’t rely on you alone

00:36:56

Chapan on five members of the jury, what do you

00:36:59

think, I’m a complete fool

00:37:01

You look, But what a Chapan, oh my.

00:37:06

such is the Kazakh resourcefulness in

00:37:10

exchange for your Russian generosity

00:37:14

[applause]

00:37:16

[music]

00:37:18

[applause]

00:37:21

Thank you

00:37:26

Well, in the end, dear friends, our

00:37:28

team was in Moscow for the first time and immediately

00:37:30

fell in love with this city, but since it is

00:37:32

not customary for Kazakhs to talk about this

00:37:34

directly, we replaced word love on

00:37:36

labor tour

00:37:39

[music]

00:37:41

ooh

00:37:42

[music]

00:37:45

spectators that in the hall we are

00:37:48

of course Shurik

00:37:53

words

00:38:01

[music]

00:38:03

catch Kazakh garbage

00:38:06

[applause] [music]

00:38:08

Moscow these tickets have always

00:38:16

dreamed of sex on Channel One Thank you

00:38:24

[music ]

00:38:35

and closes the greeting competition

00:38:38

red Fox city of Vladivostok

00:38:44

Well, Moscow, meet the team from

00:38:47

Vladivostok, they drove

00:38:50

the tower to fly with a thump,

00:39:03

it's a Russian Raid

00:39:07

Hello Moscow

00:39:10

[applause] [music]

00:39:19

[music]

00:39:28

[music]

00:39:39

[music]

00:39:41

Roma, what kind of motorcycle is this, what did you steal?

00:39:43

what if I’m stealing from you, I’m stealing,

00:39:47

I found where you found it Well, I’m walking along the road and

00:39:52

I see a motorcycle lying around, there’s no one nearby,

00:39:54

only soon and the traffic police

00:39:57

I asked loudly and clearly, there’s

00:40:03

silence, I’m off,

00:40:08

Roma Why is there a motorcycle on stage as a gift for

00:40:11

Alexander Vasilyevich, the game is being played by

00:40:14

Dmitry Nagiyev, for

00:40:16

Alexander Vasilyevich, or are you

00:40:19

gifts for him? give it only for the fact that he

00:40:21

announces you and not for the fact that he is a smart

00:40:23

person

00:40:27

Dmitry, look after the motorcycle, I see

00:40:30

you are entrusted with guarding someone else’s property, you

00:40:32

can’t talk to Dmitry like that, by

00:40:34

the way, he is an influential rich

00:40:36

man

00:40:38

I know a little man to help, he

00:40:41

put Nagiyev on so as not to go to work

00:40:46

[ music]

00:40:53

Roma Don’t you understand, this is very important

00:40:55

For us, the Primorsky KVN season

00:40:57

turns 33 years old this year, and 33 is whose

00:41:00

age is that right Alena

00:41:06

I’m actually a young girl, young

00:41:09

girls in front of the club are eating a wheel and don’t

00:41:12

pay attention to it, better sing

00:41:14

the question,

00:41:16

show me me Moscow Muscovites

00:41:19

[music]

00:41:21

Show me Tambov there are enough scourges

00:41:31

Alena you slept with who you

00:41:34

can’t get into our team Opa we’re a

00:41:37

free rider

00:41:45

Well, she left the team and came in as

00:41:47

expected What kind of

00:41:51

Roma I think you’re going too far When

00:41:53

it seems to be baptized

00:41:56

or something you're doing there

00:41:59

I'm Orthodox, yes And when Easter is 7

00:42:03

weeks after Maslenitsa on the last

00:42:04

Sunday of Lent and the

00:42:06

Orthodox don't know

00:42:16

Rum he Now will be offended and call a billion people

00:42:19

like him you know what will happen to you I

00:42:21

know I fell Anthill

00:42:24

Yes how did you get it

00:42:28

[music]

00:42:31

I I was engaged in wrestling for a year, I was

00:42:35

engaged in wrestling or swearing, I lived, I was fat,

00:42:42

what looked more epic in my head

00:42:45

Igor, are you wrestling? This is a regulation for

00:42:48

morons,

00:42:57

be more careful with expressions. This is who is

00:43:01

this Russian wrestling champion Anton

00:43:04

Deryabin,

00:43:09

wrestling champion Anton Deryabin sounds

00:43:13

just as stupid Like a wrestling champion

00:43:16

Anton Deryabin came up with an idea,

00:43:19

now I’ll give you dandruff as a stool

00:43:22

Come on, tell me in my eyes It’s a

00:43:26

hippopotamus Oh well, the security wo

00:43:29

n’t let him in anyway, it’s just an ordinary fat sucker

00:43:44

[applause]

00:43:50

it turns out Now you’re an ordinary fat forehead

00:43:59

Oh yes, why are you afraid of him? It’s

00:44:01

clear to everyone that he’s a security guard these are just

00:44:03

actors Well done, you play well fat guy

00:44:14

Well that’s it Alexander Vasilyevich Nagiyeva will

00:44:16

definitely scold why but the first game I’m

00:44:19

immediately dead

00:44:25

Yes I’m not afraid of you You can’t lift me up

00:44:28

even the wind tunnel didn’t lift me up

00:44:36

[applause]

00:44:43

rum you’re fine but I somehow

00:44:46

got through Micron more easily

00:44:49

A what started

00:44:52

Help him

00:44:57

[applause] I’ll

00:45:00

never say anything about

00:45:03

wrestling again, it’s easy by the way

00:45:07

Apologies accepted but I don’t know how to

00:45:09

go down differently I don’t know how

00:45:13

[applause]

00:45:22

let’s finish

00:45:24

[music] [music

00:45:30

]

00:45:31

[applause]

00:45:34

[music]

00:45:44

Well, in the end I I would like to say in the other

00:45:47

direction Please forgive me

00:45:50

[music]

00:45:51

I would like to end with a quote from my grandfather

00:45:55

Rum, family is the most important thing

00:45:58

you have in life and How nice it is to say

00:46:01

this while being on the same stage with him, the

00:46:08

KVN team red rice in the hall there is a doctor

00:46:10

I need my grandfather is a doctor Thank you

00:46:16

[music] [applause]

00:46:18

[music]

00:46:20

[applause]

00:46:23

[music]

00:46:26

[applause]

00:46:33

Well, all the greetings have been played, it’s time to

00:46:37

sum up the first results Gentlemen, members of the

00:46:40

jury, a maximum of 5 points can be

00:46:43

earned by each team for this

00:46:45

competition and while the jury is comprehending basics of

00:46:49

computer literacy I invite

00:46:51

all teams to the stage

00:47:01

So gentlemen of the judges I

00:47:04

ask you to show your scores

00:47:08

in the order in which the teams performed

00:47:11

Dr. House

00:47:14

555

00:47:16

all judges 5 points

00:47:20

the same

00:47:23

4 5 5 4 5

00:47:29

team of the city of Yegoryevsk

00:47:33

5544

00:47:36

[applause]

00:47:40

do not boil

00:47:43

5 5 all judges 5 points

00:47:49

red fox

00:47:52

4 5 5 5 5

00:48:02

great Now we find out the average score of

00:48:06

the teams after the first competition team of the

00:48:09

city of Yegoryevsk 4.4 points

00:48:14

the same 4.6 points

00:48:18

red fox 4.8 points

00:48:24

and the team don’t boil and Dr. House 5

00:48:27

points each Exactly

00:48:37

So ladies and gentlemen let's move on to the second

00:48:39

competition which is called biathlon I

00:48:42

will update the franchise I will sit in the hall

00:48:45

So let's go The first round the team of the city of

00:48:50

Yegoryevsk

00:48:53

said the organizer of the concerts

00:48:56

Mars and canceled the event so

00:49:03

that Pasha ate the first faster Mom

00:49:07

hid the antidote in the second

00:49:11

Nikita Shui the first to disperse the snake with very

00:49:16

poor eyesight fell in love with the hose

00:49:22

very thick the girl

00:49:25

spent the night for free in the maternity hospital, the

00:49:28

same ones

00:49:30

Petrovich did not consider himself an alcoholic, he

00:49:34

considered himself a shopaholic of alcoholic

00:49:36

beverages, the

00:49:41

inhabitants of one remote village cut down a

00:49:44

5G tower And now they have no

00:49:46

coronavirus Well, other news, also a

00:49:51

red leaf

00:49:54

Pasha claimed that he drives a car like God,

00:49:56

but then he himself God explained that this is not

00:49:58

so

00:50:03

Sveta was the ugliest among her friends

00:50:06

and therefore she took a scary dog to the club

00:50:09

[music]

00:50:10

Dr. House, the husband realized that he was not so good at sex

00:50:14

when his wife’s fitness bracelet

00:50:16

showed deep sleep

00:50:23

Well, such a demobilization realized that the girl

00:50:26

was waiting for him when she tore his army belt with her hands

00:50:32

Well, dear judges, the first decision

00:50:36

temporarily leaves us in Yegoryevsk

00:50:39

Yegoryevsk with an asset of 0.6 points So we

00:50:43

continue under Two jokes, guys, let's go,

00:50:47

a homeless man with one gold tooth sleeps with his face in

00:50:51

rice, a

00:50:54

double sin on the soul, the boy did not give up his

00:50:57

seat on the bus pregnant grandmother,

00:51:02

those same

00:51:04

Stavropol firefighters no longer play

00:51:07

with fire because fire is already winning against

00:51:09

them with a score of 45 2 an

00:51:14

unimaginably beautiful Rainbow stood above the river

00:51:17

But the pig still had to be

00:51:20

cut,

00:51:24

come on,

00:51:28

Sveta’s beard loved money so much that sometimes

00:51:31

she even sucked with a five-wheeler

00:51:37

if Trucker is like it seems

00:51:39

he won’t get confused on the open sea, because there

00:51:41

is a land called Dr. House far, far away,

00:51:46

because of the leaking roof in the kindergarten

00:51:48

during the rain, the children couldn’t

00:51:50

finish the soup.

00:51:59

Grandma didn’t know what a repost was, but

00:52:01

just in case, she didn’t eat for a week.

00:52:07

So how much do we have? at stake 0.7 points

00:52:15

guys don't rush while you rest

00:52:20

with an asset 0.7 points a certain big one is leaving us

00:52:24

let's go

00:52:26

Trudovik specifically asked for time off for two

00:52:28

weak boys because last

00:52:31

time the strong boys forced him to

00:52:33

carry the desks himself

00:52:38

Thank you Come on beard

00:52:41

I love swingers And people say do not

00:52:44

change

00:52:48

Dr. House

00:52:49

everyone realized that the strippers are old when

00:52:52

they started performing right away Our motto

00:52:59

Gentlemen of the judge

00:53:02

Who is leaving I remind you that there is

00:53:04

a possibility Penalty circle those same

00:53:08

red sheets at a shot The

00:53:12

next meeting in the

00:53:14

White House administration dragged on for three hours the

00:53:16

main question was decided whose turn it is

00:53:20

Joe Biden

00:53:29

Well, come on,

00:53:32

at the Miss Vocational School beauty contest, she won with

00:53:35

her teeth

00:53:38

[applause]

00:53:41

Well, relax while the

00:53:44

team leaves the red page with an asset of

00:53:48

0.8 points, the

00:53:52

same

00:53:54

boy swung so hard on the swing

00:53:57

that he saw it through the window. Why exactly did his parents

00:54:00

send him to swing on the swing

00:54:02

[ applause] the

00:54:08

worst age for a man is a year and a half,

00:54:11

you’ve already been weaned off the breast, but

00:54:13

you won’t see the next breast very

00:54:15

soon. Yeah,

00:54:18

next, it’s unclear

00:54:21

about the grandmothers who sing at the feast,

00:54:24

it’s unclear whether they gathered for a fun

00:54:25

or sad

00:54:32

reason, let’s take a chance, Lena was the first size, so her

00:54:35

husband before bed said Good night

00:54:37

Lena good night kids

00:54:41

Well, what is it, Lord Lvovich, the

00:54:47

guys were very happy that lightning

00:54:49

struck the watermelon because they found they did

00:54:52

n’t have

00:54:54

[applause]

00:54:59

an official when buying a portrait

00:55:02

of the president is forced to explain where he was

00:55:04

going previous

00:55:11

but

00:55:12

Victory is awarded to Doctor Chaos Doctor

00:55:16

House alone point

00:55:18

with an asset 0.9 points are the same

00:55:25

So I ask the average score of the teams the team of the

00:55:29

city of Yegoryevsk 5 points Exactly the

00:55:33

same 5.5 points

00:55:37

red leaf 5.6 points don’t boil 5.7

00:55:43

points and Doctor House 6 points exactly Yeah

00:55:52

and one more competition the teams have to play

00:55:55

musical homework

00:55:58

just everything is clear the competition is being prepared

00:56:02

at home and since the musical there should be

00:56:06

a lot of things Dima Khrustalev

00:56:08

music and opens the musical

00:56:13

homework competition those same

00:56:15

Stavropol Territory

00:56:18

[applause]

00:56:20

[music]

00:56:27

friends Russia has always been considered the most

00:56:31

reading country in the world A this year

00:56:33

marks exactly 185 years since the

00:56:36

tragic duel in which the

00:56:38

great Russian poet Alexander Sergeevich

00:56:40

Pushkin died, and so we went to the Internet to

00:56:43

find out what modern youth knows And the

00:56:45

sun of Russian poetry

00:56:48

Who is Pushkin,

00:56:50

Soviet writer, author of the Russian language,

00:56:53

friend of Eugene Onegin, in my opinion this is a

00:56:56

restaurant Who was Pushkin by nationality?

00:56:58

Well, either Ethiopian or African, I

00:57:01

don’t remember, but not Russian exactly, and where

00:57:04

Pushkin lived, in my opinion, in the Caucasus Yes, definitely in the

00:57:08

Caucasus

00:57:09

[applause]

00:57:12

[laughter]

00:57:16

sun day

00:57:18

[applause]

00:57:30

the most powerful Khinkali in Pyatigorsk

00:57:40

I tell you I'm your nanny I swear

00:57:44

And I ran Natasha where are you going you

00:57:47

need to tell your husband Where you're going

00:57:52

a little bit

00:57:54

This is what eyeliner is This is what

00:57:57

is it

00:57:59

in front of whom you draw

00:58:03

[applause]

00:58:08

what People rode in the 19th century on horses,

00:58:12

probably carriages Let's go to mine you drove the

00:58:18

trunk into the world,

00:58:20

what kind of car is this And what is the

00:58:23

12-cylinder engine,

00:58:27

this is a nanny machine, and as I understand it, you are

00:58:30

Dante, let’s get acquainted, this is my

00:58:34

student, the poet Vladimir Vladimir

00:58:37

Vladimir Vladimir

00:58:39

What was Pushkin’s name

00:58:41

Vladimir Hello Vladimir Vladimir

00:58:44

Pushkin Very nice Vladimir Vladimir

00:58:46

Pushkin

00:58:50

well done

00:58:53

Vladimir Sergeevich Pushkin Hello

00:58:55

Dantes Why are you just standing there silent all the time

00:58:57

so he only talks after sex

00:59:01

by the way today I was at Natalya Goncharova’s

00:59:03

we sat and talked What do

00:59:07

you have tomorrow at 6:00 on the African-American

00:59:09

river It’s clear Lord Sasha finished speaking already

00:59:12

in black in Russia This [ __ ] tolerance isn’t there yet

00:59:16

and what will the tsar say? If he knows about the duel and

00:59:20

I don’t care what he says, everything tomorrow at

00:59:21

6:00 I understand, uncle, let’s go,

00:59:26

how Pushkin treated power. The tsar did

00:59:29

n’t like Pushkin, but the tsar, and the tsar loved Pushkin very much.

00:59:36

Sasha, they’re

00:59:38

calling you. Well, who can call you at night, the

00:59:42

tsar

00:59:45

is sleeping I’m sleeping

00:59:48

Maybe we’ll go somewhere at one o’clock in the morning Well, I don’t

00:59:54

know We’ll ride in a carriage What kind of carriage

00:59:57

I have a duel in the morning And in the evening

01:00:01

in the evening I’m also busy Well, what kind of

01:00:03

Decembrists are you offended What leave me alone I’m busy

01:00:06

I’m sleeping and who the hell brought it Well,

01:00:09

let’s at least drink tea I bought a cake

01:00:11

like this nanny we are going to a duel on the

01:00:13

black river let's go

01:00:15

[music]

01:00:40

[applause]

01:00:52

Hello What is your name Petya What are you

01:00:56

doing in the shopping center I look walking

01:00:59

You tell me you know how Pushkin died

01:01:02

Lermontov killed

01:01:07

greetings from Vitka from the shopping center

01:01:23

Misha you [ __ ] from such a Vitya shopping

01:01:26

center What kind of word is that? Get out of here

01:01:27

Choose a Weapon

01:01:30

Here's a bag for you, don't worry, I

01:01:34

put poisoned bullets in it, poisoned Yes, I'll

01:01:36

see them in the Market [

01:01:40

music]

01:01:58

[music] [music]

01:02:08

[applause]

01:02:12

no no no duel that's all- after all, a mass

01:02:14

event must maintain a social

01:02:16

distance of one and a half meters,

01:02:18

now you can start, I

01:02:22

didn’t hit

01:02:30

Yes, it’s hard to be fat

01:02:36

[laughter]

01:02:42

a bullet hit the watch a

01:02:46

bullet hit the cigarette case, it hit well instead of a

01:02:49

bulletproof vest, the vest is deceiving you,

01:02:52

there are no pockets in the back And I’m dying,

01:02:57

dear, it hurts you very much, but I think

01:03:00

that I died very painfully, I think that I

01:03:03

suffered from my death Sasha, what are you

01:03:06

talking about

01:03:07

How Pushkin died

01:03:13

Consider that he was suffering from his death It’s a pity, of course, for

01:03:18

this good fellow

01:03:26

Oh, I almost ran over a bug,

01:03:30

run, run home, bug Today no one will

01:03:33

die, only I feel sorry for me, of course, the

01:03:35

good fellow

01:03:36

[applause ]

01:03:37

Sasha Sasha Don’t die I’m

01:03:41

dying but finally I’ll read something

01:03:43

from my

01:03:45

storm covers the sky with darkness Sasha why are you

01:03:48

reading stolen poems these are mine Yes

01:03:51

now your

01:03:53

storm covers the sky with darkness Whose lines

01:03:58

the sky covers it in my opinion Dzhigan something from

01:04:02

New rappers Dzhigan or Johnny Johnny

01:04:06

is Johnny Azerbaijani

01:04:09

[applause]

01:04:19

[music]

01:04:28

friends,

01:04:29

I think that our plot will be included in the anal of

01:04:33

world literature, the plot is funny but the

01:04:35

Paradox of the funny is not at all when we

01:04:39

treat culture like this And I’m here This is good

01:04:42

After all, the main thing is that the viewer smiles, you

01:04:45

hear this sound And what is this And this is Pushkin

01:04:47

now turning over in his grave

01:05:08

the same ones read Russian literature

01:05:10

Thank you

01:05:13

[music]

01:05:23

we continue the musical

01:05:25

homework competition don’t boil the city of

01:05:29

Nur-Sultan

01:05:32

[music]

01:05:41

our musical homework We

01:05:44

decided to show Robin Hood Imagine

01:05:46

if the story

01:05:49

It would be much shorter

01:05:52

That's the end they caught Robin Hood Hurray wait

01:05:58

wait how did you

01:06:01

catch me anyway explain that

01:06:03

you're kidding me or something This isn't

01:06:05

Sherwood forest this is the Kazakh steppe here You

01:06:07

can see the jerboa 5 km away and you're on a

01:06:10

horse You're off to execute him well

01:06:13

execute me but behind mine horse,

01:06:15

look where he is in the refrigerator Shut your

01:06:19

mouth

01:06:21

Robin Hood is sentenced

01:06:26

that I am there myself Come on, Robin Hood

01:06:28

is sentenced to execution because he stole

01:06:32

like a rat, I mean, let's go talk to him,

01:06:36

broken, he ran away again, yes How does he

01:06:39

do it? Run after him ahead,

01:06:42

meanwhile in the Robin Hood camp

01:06:46

areas

01:06:56

[applause]

01:06:57

me Let's just say

01:07:08

I have a grandiose plan, we'll plant it in the forest

01:07:12

Well, nothing grows in our steppe.

01:07:14

Believe me, the Kazakhs need

01:07:16

the steppe to grow,

01:07:18

and we need the forest, bro, the forest takes a long time,

01:07:22

then let's make sure that even when

01:07:25

driving past us no one noticed for sure

01:07:27

we will sell honey on the highway

01:07:37

[music] look

01:07:43

like this You

01:07:49

see Yes, it’s me the

01:07:55

idiots ran away again Think about it But it

01:07:59

won’t last long Why and what didn’t I say I’m a

01:08:03

traitor Meet the Sheriff of Nottingham

01:08:07

[music]

01:08:11

like How normal yes you usually

01:08:15

held your left hand, they changed

01:08:17

I won’t fall for your Tricks anymore I’ll

01:08:20

kill you myself Can I have the Last

01:08:23

Wish

01:08:29

as he does it

01:08:33

[music]

01:08:38

dear friends what would you like to say with

01:08:40

our musical homework Do

01:08:44

you

01:08:46

know what we wanted to say with this

01:08:48

homework and you’re not the

01:08:51

only one who knew what we wanted to

01:08:54

say with this homework

01:08:58

Let’s get out of it now

01:09:01

dear friends That’s probably what I wanted to

01:09:04

say Here with our homework Yes

01:09:06

here 1 8 Major League is a serious game

01:09:10

that Yuri is also sitting serious people

01:09:14

sociable people

01:09:17

purposeful people ability to work

01:09:20

in a team people, and today

01:09:24

Dmitry Nagiyev is leading the game for the first time Yes, and we are

01:09:28

also playing the game for the first time.

01:09:34

This is Solidarity, in my opinion, here it

01:09:37

intersects like Avatar,

01:09:40

wait right, I think that’s not what he

01:09:43

meant, maybe he wanted to say that we are a

01:09:46

team not from Moscow Yes, no the

01:09:48

Yegoryevsk national team will say this. Yes, maybe he wanted to

01:09:50

say that we flew from afar, the

01:09:53

red sheet will say this. Vladivostok,

01:09:55

listen, can you? He wanted to say that our

01:09:58

countries have been friends for many years,

01:10:00

Belarus has been talking about this every game, maybe he

01:10:03

wanted to say that we are playing in the Major League for the first time

01:10:05

the most have already said Yes, what did

01:10:08

he want to say? Guys, you basically

01:10:10

said everything correctly. We are not the Moscow

01:10:13

team that flew from afar and

01:10:16

our countries have been friends for many years,

01:10:18

so we come back here again and again

01:10:21

because we are the same

01:10:24

Kazakhs. And you put it all together yes

01:10:28

handsome

01:10:29

when we were

01:10:34

[music] the

01:10:55

Cossacks are shouting together on channel number

01:10:59

one [music]

01:11:04

[applause]

01:11:10

[music]

01:11:19

[applause]

01:11:24

musical homework

01:11:26

team Doctor House city of Mogilev

01:11:30

[applause]

01:11:33

[music]

01:11:35

and we have never played a fairy tale Give

01:11:39

this day, more precisely Until the evening, but when I

01:11:44

take everyone today, we were invited here,

01:11:47

we’ll play a flawless olive prayer,

01:11:51

a man’s mouth will play, and I’m crying a tear,

01:11:54

After all, I will be

01:11:57

even more beautiful, so our strength leads, and here

01:12:01

comes the Pasha of California, he’s out of the suit, Dasha

01:12:04

hu

01:12:05

Oh God, what did you do to Pinocchio

01:12:09

You are morons, what are you showing Pasha Well, we

01:12:13

decided to play like all young teams,

01:12:14

brightly and colorfully. Yes, now all the youth are

01:12:17

extremely colored, we are the only ones in black and white,

01:12:19

Sasha, you are from Mogilev, we have to earn color,

01:12:23

but we want to play in this way so as not to

01:12:26

lose to other guys Yes, it’s not scary

01:12:28

to lose to others, it’s scary to lose to

01:12:30

yourself 4 The Matrix won’t let you lie Well,

01:12:34

what do you propose? I propose that we need to

01:12:37

win ourselves, that is, it turns out that we

01:12:39

need to win Dr. House, exactly

01:12:43

how to defeat these bulbas Yes, how

01:12:47

to beat these potato pancakes It’s

01:12:49

not an easy task, let’s think Well,

01:12:53

these Belarusians are nothing How to beat

01:12:58

people who have nothing to lose,

01:13:00

you just need to play on their field dangerous

01:13:03

dangerous Belarusians know a lot in the fields

01:13:07

I don’t know how We will do this but we

01:13:09

must gather all our strength into a fist

01:13:11

to look like their Belarusians take 200 thousand

01:13:13

and use all the winnings money with the whole team

01:13:16

at once together we will go and recover from

01:13:18

schizophrenia

01:13:26

[music]

01:13:30

[applause]

01:13:34

[music]

01:13:37

If you are a hooligan KVN is hosted by Dmitry Nagiyev,

01:13:40

now somewhere in Ostankino something like this is happening

01:13:47

[music]

01:13:59

Good evening Good evening Hello hello

01:14:02

bye-bye

01:14:04

Lord what the hell is this nonsense

01:14:07

I don’t see the point in this So the show

01:14:12

The Voice Season 11 11

01:14:16

Well, oh well,

01:14:19

four members of the jury, how they will read the

01:14:22

average score is unclear, but our

01:14:25

mentors are Dima Bilan and Leonid Agutin

01:14:31

Yulik,

01:14:33

why aren’t you on KVN? You’re just following

01:14:37

me.

01:14:39

just sit and so next participant

01:14:42

Ekaterina Safronova Moscow

01:14:45

[music]

01:14:59

and I only have one song We are alone then

01:15:02

with the active 0 0 we say goodbye to you a

01:15:07

short break no need to call

01:15:09

Hello Pasha Well, how was the game for a

01:15:13

whole hour the hall was buzzing that I wasn’t leading Okay,

01:15:16

let me have time for the

01:15:19

participants to go on stage

01:15:21

[music]

01:15:26

guys Well, whoever didn’t make it, don’t

01:15:28

be upset, we’re waiting for everyone at the Moscow Mayor’s Cup,

01:15:37

and it’s time for me to go, I’m still with Urgant

01:15:40

Evening Urgant to lead bye bye God,

01:15:44

what kind of nonsense

01:15:47

[music]

01:15:51

[applause] [

01:15:54

music]

01:15:58

Pasha, why is it only you who plays all the numbers on our team,

01:16:00

well, because you are

01:16:01

bad actors and that now we can’t play

01:16:04

in Russia as a bad actor, don’t play in

01:16:08

our minds, you just need to choose the

01:16:10

right characters

01:16:16

and who I will play. Well, you can

01:16:19

play in the numbers of drunks but I’m not a drunk,

01:16:22

everything is correct, not a single drunk will ever

01:16:24

admit that he is a drunk

01:16:28

and you will promote Family

01:16:30

values Why family values because everyone

01:16:32

else Your values in the pawn shop, all

01:16:34

come on And who will I play We have women,

01:16:38

but I don’t want to be a woman Let me do better

01:16:40

I’ll be a redneck, no, I’ll be a redneck,

01:16:45

and you’ll be a creepy woman And she’s a

01:16:48

creepy woman, well done, you’re getting used to

01:16:52

my character And you can play

01:16:54

fat ones Well, what kind of suit should I wear? She

01:16:58

doesn’t have fat suits,

01:17:00

maximum sweatpants,

01:17:03

and what don’t you like? You can play

01:17:05

your own officials traffic cops deputies the

01:17:08

deputy is

01:17:09

inviolable would you like to

01:17:11

touch yes All of you women are the same with

01:17:16

this parade of freaks you will

01:17:18

show the funniest numbers And why

01:17:21

exactly these characters Well because people

01:17:23

will always laugh With those who they

01:17:25

would not want to become

01:17:35

[music]

01:17:39

friends of everyone game, we are trying to defeat

01:17:42

ourselves,

01:17:44

you know, sometimes it doesn’t work out very

01:17:48

well, but that’s not the main thing. The most important thing

01:17:50

is to understand what kind of people they are,

01:17:55

but at first we wanted to perform brightly and

01:17:57

colorfully musically and called backing vocals,

01:18:00

we just forgot to warn people that

01:18:02

they are no longer needed. it’s like a pension

01:18:04

fund. Damn, why are there so many of them? Well, apparently

01:18:08

today Reva is on the jury, all the vocals of Moscow are

01:18:11

free,

01:18:15

and by the way, if they have to pay for one nuance

01:18:18

No, guys, pay the Russians, this

01:18:21

contradicts the concept of Friendship between Russia and

01:18:23

Belarus. Why should

01:18:24

you pay? Let’s just sing

01:18:28

Since it’s free

01:18:31

[music]

01:18:43

[music]

01:18:54

[music]

01:19:03

[applause]

01:19:06

Thank you

01:19:07

[applause]

01:19:09

the competition continues with the team of the city of

01:19:12

Yegoryevsk

01:19:13

[applause]

01:19:20

friends, we all know the works of Lewis

01:19:23

Carrell Alice in Wonderland but everything would be

01:19:26

completely different if it were

01:19:28

not Alice who got into the fairy tale, but an ordinary one resident of

01:19:32

Yegoryevsk

01:19:33

[music]

01:19:41

I ask again who did this

01:19:49

It’s not us you hatter I’ll execute you first

01:19:53

because you’re pissing me off Why do you

01:20:01

want to live father you want to live so badly

01:20:04

[music]

01:20:06

tonight

01:20:11

[music] I’ll disrupt

01:20:15

all the Wednesdays

01:20:17

in the world We are glad to

01:20:23

welcome you to a fairy-tale country Wow,

01:20:26

talking animals Wow, you're an African

01:20:29

dictator

01:20:34

and who am you? I'm a rabbit I'm a Cheshire cat and I'm a

01:20:39

hatter We sit all day long

01:20:42

doing nothing and drinking tea accounting

01:20:47

and who are you anyway I'm a popular singer

01:20:50

from Yegoryevsk Elisey Samovarov and s why did

01:20:53

you come to us Well, tomorrow the PCRS will come

01:20:55

and we’ll find out why I came to you,

01:20:58

my fabulous ones, I have a concert there I

01:21:00

need to go home, you won’t succeed

01:21:03

because the Red Queen rules here,

01:21:06

this is a lonely adult woman, most

01:21:09

likely a divorcee, affectionate, so this is my

01:21:12

format I I didn’t cope with such queens, let’s go in

01:21:19

the meantime to the palace of the Red Queen

01:21:23

Pink flamingo

01:21:25

[music]

01:21:30

he begged, don’t

01:21:36

[music]

01:21:43

that all this time you were afraid of your new

01:21:46

wife Aguzarova,

01:21:49

how are you talking to me, one word of mine

01:21:51

and you will lose your head, one

01:21:54

word of mine is a fairy tale will cease to be a child's Yes,

01:21:58

how

01:22:00

dare you invade my possessions

01:22:04

Dear, don't get ahead of the events We will

01:22:08

drink the Crown first and then look at the possessions

01:22:14

[music]

01:22:15

Well, how can you be afraid of a person who

01:22:17

chose a dress like that

01:22:21

oh woman, you feel so good Stop

01:22:29

executing him Call the executioner

01:22:33

My darling, you can’t just

01:22:35

execute me I’m a singer after all Well,

01:22:38

Call the musical executioner

01:22:41

executioner executioner dance dance

01:22:47

dance dance

01:22:50

[music]

01:22:54

are you also from Yegoryevsk

01:22:59

[applause]

01:23:02

[music]

01:23:06

cards are just mine, maybe be a

01:23:09

singer I'm so-so but I rolled a noble

01:23:14

I bet my whole kingdom

01:23:17

baby talk I bet all my friends

01:23:19

Yes And what is poker

01:23:26

you can beat 10 hearts Jack of hearts

01:23:31

[music]

01:23:32

king of hearts there is

01:23:37

no such combination you lost

01:23:45

Elisha look queen of hearts flush Royal you

01:23:49

won Hurray

01:23:51

This is what happens: I lost and I no

01:23:54

longer have a kingdom, dear Yes, understand, I do

01:23:58

n’t need your kingdom. I

01:24:01

need you, the truth, of course. And I need you, and I

01:24:04

need you all very much. But why on the

01:24:10

25th Come to Eliseev’s concert,

01:24:15

we’re finishing

01:24:16

[music]

01:24:34

and in the end, when a person not from

01:24:37

Moscow comes to the capital, it’s as if he

01:24:39

finds himself in a fairy tale, here everything

01:24:42

seems brighter, more colorful, new opportunities open up,

01:24:45

and the main thing is not to

01:24:48

lose your head from all this, because

01:24:51

sooner or later this fairy tale can end Yes

01:24:53

Dmitry

01:24:58

[music]

01:25:02

and ends the competition musical

01:25:05

homework team Red City

01:25:08

Vladivostok

01:25:10

[music] [applause]

01:25:14

[music]

01:25:21

friends so that after our greeting you do

01:25:25

n’t think that we are some kind of aggressive

01:25:26

and redneck youth of the Far East

01:25:29

everything is fine announce just someone

01:25:31

can’t shut up we decided to show the not

01:25:33

forgotten classic musical

01:25:39

What happened

01:25:43

her boyfriend left her That's a freak and who is her

01:25:46

boyfriend I'm

01:25:48

and you're dating I think why are you

01:25:52

[ __ ] all the time

01:25:55

exactly it was impossible to part with her for the

01:25:57

only thing our team sang And we have

01:25:59

a musical Yes and to hell with it go you know

01:26:03

who you are let's correct ourselves,

01:26:09

remembered shabby We don't need you,

01:26:18

Vitalya your mother What is this Well, you

01:26:22

said to come in a suit is

01:26:25

nonsense, you take everything so literally

01:26:27

if you were told to jump from the ninth floor

01:26:29

in this suit easily

01:26:35

Vital you can be like Dan Balan In the

01:26:37

sense of Disappear

01:26:40

Well Dan Balan Chika bom But if you didn’t remember right away, there’s

01:26:43

no need to remember

01:26:48

like that Rum Why did you break up salty

01:26:50

she didn’t suit me in bed you’re

01:26:52

also having sex

01:26:54

and what’s not it’s just like with

01:26:57

hippopotamuses I understand that they don’t

01:26:58

reproduce but I can’t imagine

01:27:06

Yes guys what are you talking about you understand

01:27:08

that we have no competition What to do now is

01:27:10

better let’s go as a team bullying

01:27:12

maybe play bowling Or maybe we’ll

01:27:20

go well with our fingers

01:27:23

Igor left there are three of us left There is no music

01:27:28

[music] there is

01:27:30

no music The three of us are on stage and what

01:27:33

to do next there is no idea even Kostya

01:27:36

he also changed in his face and the jury got rude at the

01:27:39

end.

01:27:42

What is this, well, the psychologist says you need

01:27:46

to talk through your problems

01:27:48

[applause] this is a

01:27:52

musical competition I sang nothing else, the

01:27:55

psychologist didn’t say anything, I said I

01:27:57

look like a fool, this is money from the monopoly,

01:28:00

everything is clear KVN team Red Fox

01:28:03

Thank you for season

01:28:06

forever you need to be saved

01:28:09

[music]

01:28:20

what the hell did you come up with? Tsoi that everyone keeps telling me

01:28:23

that I look like Tsoi at school you look like

01:28:33

Guys, you understand if we don’t

01:28:36

get together now we’ll end up [ __ ] I

01:28:39

came up with everything

01:28:40

[music]

01:28:44

We’re in ass

01:28:49

and what Vitaly will play on the balalaika now will turn

01:28:51

out musically He doesn’t know how to play

01:28:53

he carries it with him so that the cops don’t stop him

01:28:57

How it works I don’t know, he probably thinks

01:28:59

that the evil man doesn’t know how to play the balalaika

01:29:08

Why didn’t you say earlier that

01:29:09

you know how to play that I should rehearse

01:29:15

why are you playing in KVN if you don’t want to

01:29:17

rehearse so you don’t want to work

01:29:19

and why don’t you want to work there

01:29:22

was

01:29:26

no time at all Apologize

01:29:29

to her I won’t humiliate myself in front of a

01:29:31

woman if it’s not my mother or Grandmother

01:29:33

you at 23:05 Valka Markete in front of the cashier

01:29:37

at kneeling it was a grandmother

01:29:41

So we act radically, which means

01:29:43

you go and apologize to Alena And I’ll give

01:29:46

you this shawarma,

01:29:50

my favorite,

01:29:53

I really love it very much.

01:29:56

When I touch it with my lips, I

01:30:00

forget about everything in the world.

01:30:02

This is the best thing I could find for 200 rubles

01:30:08

[applause]

01:30:16

I fought with the Uzbeks because of her,

01:30:20

yes,

01:30:22

what are you doing here? Well, you’re this guy. I

01:30:25

won’t apologize. I came, as usual,

01:30:27

to save the relationship. What kind of relationship? Roma, why are

01:30:30

you stunned? I introduced you to my parents.

01:30:31

And these are the parents.

01:30:35

I don’t think so. your friends are stuffy

01:30:39

[applause] it's your

01:30:44

fault I came to make peace You're behaving

01:30:46

like a brute soulless granny

01:30:48

shamelessly I hate you I hate you

01:30:56

[applause]

01:30:58

[music]

01:31:01

wait I remembered I also have

01:31:05

lips

01:31:06

Nastya where are you

01:31:10

[music]

01:31:16

girl Thank you of course

01:31:22

Who is this I don’t know, but someone is very

01:31:26

cool, so let’s

01:31:29

all make up Let’s have a

01:31:31

final dance Let’s just dance beautifully

01:31:33

No, you will dance too, I wo

01:31:37

n’t dance, this is women’s [ __ ] for

01:31:39

complete suckers

01:31:46

[applause]

01:32:01

come on, quickly get into fifth position or

01:32:04

you should be put in

01:32:08

you think if you are healthy there will be no justice for you

01:32:12

someday there will be one

01:32:17

and you will regret Alyonochka

01:32:20

[music]

01:33:04

Okay

01:33:06

dad you are not stuffy

01:33:11

[music]

01:33:18

dew that you

01:33:19

[applause]

01:33:21

didn’t forget I

01:33:35

agree It was not bad

01:33:38

Well and in the end if one of the members The jury did

01:33:41

n’t like our homework,

01:33:43

to be honest, we don’t give a damn, we are KVnov

01:33:46

punks, we are not here for this rum, are you

01:33:49

talking to the jury like that? I mean, Yes, they

01:33:51

understand us here, too, all the punks are Pelageya

01:33:54

punk Yes, but in 2022 she

01:33:58

sings folk songs

01:34:07

Alexander Revva, of course, punk he’s generally an

01:34:10

outline of a culture guy But he watched a grandmother of

01:34:12

easy virtue 3 well, you can’t help but tea Yes, it’s

01:34:15

so bad to do it,

01:34:17

he’s a punk And Konstantin Lvovich is generally the

01:34:21

main punk here This is a punk why Well, the

01:34:24

general director of Channel One with such a

01:34:26

hairstyle stands well

01:34:29

[applause]

01:34:32

do you think he even cares about something opinion do

01:34:34

you know that the main punk is Guzman, why did

01:34:38

n’t he come at all?

01:34:42

Well, that doesn’t make him a punk, then I do

01:34:45

n’t know what he does for me.

01:34:47

Guzman is either a punk or he has a bunch of

01:34:49

aircraft models, that’s how the

01:34:52

KVN team is red Fox and is sitting now, I’ll

01:34:54

paint the soldiers Thank you

01:34:57

[music]

01:34:59

[applause]

01:35:06

[music]

01:35:10

and so the last competition ended, the

01:35:13

maximum score of the Lord jury member

01:35:17

is 5 points, we just have to

01:35:22

wait for the results to find out

01:35:25

which three teams out of five will continue to

01:35:28

fight for the championship title this

01:35:31

season Yuri makes a responsible

01:35:33

decision I invite all teams to the stage

01:35:37

first games of the season

01:35:43

[music]

01:35:53

Dear judges

01:35:55

And now the scores for the musical task are the

01:36:00

same Stavropol Territory

01:36:06

all judges 5 points unanimously

01:36:09

do not boil the city of Nur-Sultan 4 4

01:36:15

all judges 4 points Doctor House city of

01:36:19

Mogilev

01:36:21

5 5

01:36:23

4 points

01:36:26

team of the city of Yegoryevsk

01:36:31

unanimously 4 points

01:36:35

Red Fox Vladivostok

01:36:39

5 points

01:36:41

and I ask for the final results of

01:36:45

today's entire game of the first game of the season

01:36:47

20-22

01:36:50

team of the city of Yegoryevsk 9 points Exactly

01:36:56

do not boil 9.7 points

01:37:02

those same 10.5 points

01:37:08

red leaf 10.6 points

01:37:14

and Doctor House 10.8 points and so on Thus,

01:37:21

the quarterfinals of this season are held by the

01:37:26

same Stavropol Territory

01:37:29

Red Fox Vladivostok and the winner of the

01:37:34

first game of the season is Dr.

01:37:37

House Mogilev Republic of Belarus

01:37:42

ladies and gentlemen Tinkoff Bank presents the

01:37:45

winning team with a Tinkoff Black card in the

01:37:48

amount of 200 thousand rubles Tinkov

01:37:51

Black card is a cashback on purchases with real

01:37:54

money interest on the balance counting and

01:37:57

convenient application

01:38:00

that's all Play KVN Don't miss your

01:38:05

youth

01:38:10

[music]

01:38:11

[applause]

01:38:12

[music]

Description:

КВН. Высшая лига Первая 1/8 финала 2022 Играют команды: 🔴 «Доктор Хаусс» (Могилев, Республика Беларусь) - финалисты Высшей лиги 2021 года, дважды участники Кубка мэра Москвы, финалисты Международной и Премьер-лиги КВН, обладатели «Малого КиВиНа в Золотом» на музыкальном фестивале «Голосящий КиВиН» 2022 года. 🔴 «Те самые» (СтГАУ, Ставрополь) - Вице-чемпионы Краснодарской лиги, чемпионы Премьер лиги, чемпионы лиги «Кавказ». 🔴 «Красный лис» (Владивосток, Приморский край) - участники Высшей лиги, обладатели «Малого КиВиНа в Тёмном» (2021) и «Малого КиВиНа в Светлом» (2022) на музыкальных фестивалях «Голосящий КиВиН» в Светлогорске, чемпионы 2021 года Международной лиги КВН в Смоленске и финалисты Центральной лиги КВН «Азия» 2019 года. 🔴 «Не кипишуй» (Астана) - Чемпионы Официальной Региональной Лиги «Иртыш», чемпионы Официальной «БАС» Лиги, чемпионы Первой Лиги. 🔴 Сборная города Егорьевска (Егорьевск) - финалисты Премьер-лиги КВН 2021 года и Международной лиги КВН. Конкурсы: приветствие, биатлон, музыкальное домашнее задание. В жюри: Валерий Сюткин, Пелагея, Константин Эрнст, Дмитрий Хрусталёв, Александр Ревва. Ведущий — Дмитрий Нагиев. 00:00 - Вступление 04:35 - Представление команд 06:22 - Представление жюри ПРИВЕТСТВИЕ 08:05 - Доктор Хаусс 16:19 - Те самые 23:32 - Сборная города Егорьевска 30:35 - Не кипишуй 39:00 - Красный лис 47:24 - Оценки БИАТЛОН 49:01 - Биатлон 55:26 - Оценки МУЗЫКАЛЬНОЕ ДОМАШНЕЕ ЗАДАНИЕ 56:37 - Те самые 1:05:47 - Не кипишуй 1:11:49 - Доктор Хаусс 1:19:30 - Сборная города Егорьевска 1:25:26 - Красный лис 1:36:10 - Оценки 🟡 Подписаться на канал: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCudnwGsIfsKmrkb2YKgW1CA?sub_confirmation=1 🟡 Ссылки на официальные сообщества МС КВН: https://kvn.ru/ - Сайт МС КВН http://vk.com/kvnofficial - группа МС КВН в ВК https://twitter.com/kvnofficial - страница МС КВН в Twitter https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser - страница МС КВН в Instagram https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser - страница МС КВН в Facebook

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