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vitamins D3 and C for snaking00:00:07
immunity alphabet competently turbo about00:00:09
health00:00:14
Good night00:00:16
for a second00:00:20
damn Who's good and who else should be on duty all night00:00:25
hello boar Great musaryan caught00:00:29
him when he was taking the wheels off the car00:00:32
in the department he brought it to me I had to00:00:35
drag him I can't drive him He also00:00:38
took off the wheels from my car according to the instructions, you have to00:00:40
wait for the outfit, so go outside and00:00:43
wait for your outfit, it’s not supposed to, according to the00:00:46
instructions, you have to wait indoors.00:00:58
They’re sick of you with their instructions, instructions, instructions. Do you want me to tell you a story in the sun, the presenter, they’re bad if they don’t let me in? there will be a00:01:03
story about a werewolf,00:01:07
I like to hear stories about old00:01:10
corrupt police,00:01:12
according to the instructions, such stories are not forbidden00:01:15
to listen to, and in the courses they were the only ones00:01:17
they told us; we were taught00:01:20
to drive Priuses. Well, in short, whether or not to tell the story with a00:01:38
magic wand, I’ll tell you once,00:01:41
all the stories will end00:01:44
Kabanov is very interesting I was just00:01:46
fascinated by Slavic mythology when I was a child00:01:50
- It’s good In short, it was00:01:53
like this00:02:03
every full moon he comes to this00:02:07
area00:02:09
Yes, all this is nonsense I tell my child even00:02:13
worse than the story Well,00:02:15
in short, you hear, look after him I’ll go and take00:02:18
a shower just faster please I also00:02:21
want a football one the story is scary00:02:33
Well, it’s a myth Yes, it’s a fairy tale00:02:37
Who knows who knows00:02:41
[music]00:02:43
probably the dog is howling the dog00:03:07
and what’s wrong with the young man he flew like a pair to a00:03:11
werewolf saw in uniform00:03:18
what to do it works unlike00:03:21
some Go go place oh00:03:25
my and he’s in a puddle here, too, according to the instructions,00:03:28
he did00:03:30
a hell of a job, gaining victory.00:03:39
What is this? This is the00:03:42
police, the second part00:04:02
of the fur coat. Now he’s saving up for a car. Well, it’s cool,00:04:07
you can visualize it right away.00:04:39
Well, please, somewhere I saw the drivers, and00:04:43
here they are on the side, cut out, cut out00:04:46
these boots for my wife, I’ll buy them for my wife,00:04:54
Comrade Colonel Zdravia I wish I00:04:57
wish I wish So what are we doing here eagles00:05:00
we are00:05:03
drawing up a map of the investigation00:05:07
So exactly very interesting and who is this00:05:12
gang leader in our case they go00:05:15
by the nickname boar00:05:17
ocher what a disgusting hate I00:05:20
agree00:05:23
very similar to my dacha in Boyarka this is00:05:27
yes this is the return in Boyarka this is their raspberries00:05:31
They all gather there yes Yeah they00:05:34
drink there shamelessly on the violin they play the00:05:38
neighbors' sleep they disturb the women and the women00:05:41
mostly They are there yes these are00:05:44
plans they have there to seize the neighboring00:05:48
dacha00:05:49
there is a feeling that00:05:53
law enforcement agencies are involved there00:05:55
Yes indeed we have very little00:05:58
time,00:06:00
everything goes one to one. It00:06:04
turns out that you generally take me for a complete00:06:07
idiot. Why not, you are slender,00:06:11
comrade colonel,00:06:18
that this is not a map of the investigation, a00:07:01
dangerous repeat offender, such a passionate mug00:07:04
walks the streets and here you are, wiping your asses with00:07:07
your pants, parasites,00:07:18
damn00:07:20
me I said I should have00:07:22
stuck a normal partner here for me.00:07:25
Maybe this board only works with women.00:07:30
Why am I not a woman?00:07:39
Fishpiling is his. What is fishing00:07:42
by the way?00:07:49
They came to me00:07:51
and the girls, I forgot which girl,00:08:02
300 km ago, they left00:08:09
when I left; it was stronger,00:08:15
too, something00:08:26
Igor Igor is gone00:08:42
[music]00:08:48
[music]00:08:55
this is your drink00:09:09
Take it better put it in00:09:20
And where is the motorcycle00:09:24
in Europe00:09:37
Wow, you don't have a damn How long did it take Lyuska00:09:41
to drink a00:09:52
straw00:10:10
Hello to the guardians of the mechanisms00:10:14
Oh great, great,00:10:19
you remember of course cool How are you doing Yes everything is00:10:24
cool cool in general that's unrealistically cool Is there00:10:28
really something wrong with the bike? No, are you00:10:32
talking about Petrovich? In general, it’s really cool, it’s just00:10:35
cooler than before,00:10:37
but I have a personal matter. So cool,00:10:41
if you screwed someone up again, I wo00:10:44
n’t tell you about you. No, no, that’s why Petrovich told00:10:46
them. I’m doing it, I found a cool place there00:10:48
Don’t worry, I’m just00:10:51
thinking of getting married here Yes, guess00:10:57
what, I didn’t think that there would be such a woman00:11:00
who could do it for you Think, well, in00:11:02
short, everything’s cool, I want to00:11:06
get married and I want you to take her to00:11:10
the altar,00:11:11
but what am I Why are you Petrovich, you live from a00:11:17
young age, you know, you00:11:20
looked after her while I was away You're00:11:23
like a father to play for her00:11:29
I blew00:11:34
Hello How are you00:11:47
[music]00:12:04
[music]00:12:12
Well, see you later00:12:17
[laughter]00:12:29
[music]00:12:40
Patricia and Patricia today is the most00:12:45
beautiful and unforgettable day in your00:12:47
life, the day of the merger of two loving engines.00:12:52
From this day on, not a single stranger’s buttock00:12:56
will touch your seat.00:12:58
And you are cool, you will no longer turn someone else00:13:01
’s steering wheel and you will not touch someone else’s00:13:04
throttle handle, agree,00:13:11
please answer you Patricia, a00:13:18
sign of love and of devotion, I ask you00:13:21
to exchange nuts00:13:29
I'll burst into tears right now00:13:38
Well, that's all, I declare you conquerors of00:13:42
roads without a rod.00:13:43
Good journey Amen00:13:59
Oh, it's like the newlyweds did00:14:03
n't spare their liver,00:14:09
you're happy00:14:12
I know that you're happy00:14:15
Thank you Guys, everything was cool00:14:28
[music]00:14:45
The main thing is that didn’t you forget to pass Oh, let’s00:14:49
give you a bearded man with a back comma00:14:52
for the first aid kit oh for the handbrake00:15:00
[music]00:15:49
and you’re a [ __ ]00:15:50
fly, excuse me, dear,00:15:59
so I can leave00:16:03
Thank you, well, you give it No, just00:16:07
understand, you know, you’re going Cops00:16:10
we also have goats, we have pride, no,00:16:12
please, no, it’s just that no00:16:15
one calls traffic cops goats, well, yes,00:16:21
I’ll kill him now,00:16:27
yes, don’t you believe me?00:16:30
I’m answering you, or are you the one who pissed yourself?00:16:50
[music]00:17:04
please Oh, look rubber Like your00:17:09
first woman00:17:10
Well, in short, a wild boar Closer to the body Come on Oh yes,00:17:13
please behold00:17:18
[music]00:17:26
l don't care by00:17:43
the way Not every toad can00:17:45
boast of being in the stratosphere of the show00:18:05
that's it, come on Jump in nature the heating00:18:09
pad tore the boys I'll say they won't00:18:11
believe00:18:16
Damn small Working scheme00:18:19
that we are making a fortune on this defective batch of00:18:22
these hot water bottles. Well,00:18:25
damn, I’m surprised how you00:18:28
came up with all this for00:18:35
your boys with such a small head.00:18:41
Well, they got some water from the balcony,00:18:47
their girls will come running00:18:53
[music]00:19:03
you wanted to say vocational school with00:19:07
almost higher education,00:19:13
I can’t find it statement about the missing00:19:16
phone00:19:17
San, I know you, I’ll advise you,00:19:22
forget it,00:19:30
granny will find her phone, handbags once00:19:33
the statement is solved, everything is00:19:36
great, Musarians, hello boar, did you rob a00:19:41
clothing store, came to us to00:19:43
confess or something? Come on, guys. I00:19:48
understand everyone who will pull us again00:19:50
So you haven’t paid us for the wild boar yet, I want the00:19:53
cops to start like that I00:19:56
said I’m tied up with this and in general what are00:20:00
you talking about the worldly00:20:03
blessing I came to ask you00:20:07
Why to rob a stall I’m writing you00:20:10
again for I'm going to marry my00:20:36
wife. Wow, congratulations. Why come to us? Well, you're like my father and mother. Well, or are you the mother? Who is your mother? I don't know what you're hinting at; I'm not hinting at anything; you're picking on words; I'm still going to get married, and we have a bride00:20:38
there, look, it’s interesting, well,00:20:44
listen, this is not the same phone number that00:20:47
we worked on yesterday. But what kind of person are you?00:20:50
He’s there for you with all his heart, and you’re talking about your work,00:20:55
beautiful, beautiful,00:21:00
hogs, we remember everything when we were very young. You00:21:03
were so skinny, it would be impossible for you to get in; it00:21:06
all00:21:09
goes to waste from the nest More precisely, not a00:21:13
baby eaglet, but a magpie, how many00:21:16
shiny things have you dragged into your nest?00:21:20
Yes, now the wife will come, the children. You will at least come00:21:24
to see us00:21:26
once a month, a boar, I00:21:29
'll give you a damn Well, maybe 50 each00:21:33
no-no-no-no, you guys I have to00:21:36
go to the bride now oh and here she is calling00:21:40
Sorry, intimate Hello Yes,00:21:44
they took everything out Yes, and from the second store there’s a00:21:49
good jewelry store around the corner, let’s00:21:54
work Yes, maybe00:21:56
I’m some kind of hog Strange00:21:59
conversations you have with the bride So what about00:22:02
the bride My mother-in-law and I are shopping around, well, it’s a00:22:06
wedding, so they’re getting ready. How do you know00:22:08
these people are00:22:10
clear about the preparations being completed? Well,00:22:16
I won’t detain you. As they say,00:22:19
thank you for the blessing, wait for the boar00:22:23
that we won’t sit.00:22:25
Thank you And you By the way, in your document00:22:30
today’s date What do they say Kabanov from00:22:33
15 :00 to 15-15 was with us Well, like Well, you never know00:22:39
what’s there Yes,00:22:41
I’m not in a hurry now Let’s go now Yes, no, the00:22:45
future wife00:22:56
I want is that we will have a wedding in our department00:22:59
and we will raise his children with you00:23:03
His00:23:06
boss, what are you there you're sewing for me again00:23:10
oh Kabanov there's a whole list here if I00:23:13
read everything out to you00:23:15
then your time has already expired00:23:17
Only I'm not the culprit00:23:50
hello boss what called oh and here is00:23:53
our favorite informant Are00:23:57
you from someone From whom did00:24:01
the boar not expect everything to happen from you what00:24:04
did she do, what did she do to me, I ratted her out, I stole flowers for her,00:24:09
her beloved, stole a clearing, covered a00:24:13
tape recorder with two cassette recorders, a [ __ ] with00:24:18
romantic music, she’s00:24:21
an Informer A Yes, the00:24:25
boar00:24:27
Juliet of easy virtue didn’t do anything like that,00:24:31
and you shouldn’t steal it in vain, it’s not her fault She00:24:33
Well, how she’s to blame, but it’s not exactly00:24:38
what did you do, you posted a photo on Instagram00:24:40
and based on these photos we00:24:43
took your pig Yeah Give me your phone00:24:46
give me give me your phone00:24:52
so please Skvortsov’s user page00:24:55
92 like 92 Are you00:24:59
born in 199200:25:00
that the Internet is all lying there and you actually00:25:03
told me that I'm your first00:25:06
so they shut up both so here's a photo of a00:25:10
stolen bouquet of food and a00:25:13
tape recorder00:25:14
#my beloved gave me my favorite flowers just00:25:18
like who knows who's there Beloved she has these00:25:21
loved ones you know how many there can be Now00:25:24
now the hashtag Beloved and here both of00:25:29
you are in for a surprise What a look what a00:25:30
face you have Kabanov your case is solved [ __ ] What a00:25:37
[ __ ] that’s why I00:25:40
stole your phone00:25:44
I’ll wait for you Moreover, you proposed to me00:25:48
Why isn’t there00:25:51
[music] on Instagram for the00:25:52
ring that’s what I gave the00:25:56
ring00:25:59
oh my, that’s a piece of jewelry and00:26:03
I knew it I knew the boar that it was you who00:26:07
left him. I just couldn’t prove it, but here I’m00:26:09
thanking you Skvortsova or whoever you are00:26:13
now Kabanova’s00:26:17
ring is gone as evidence, but there’s no ring, no00:26:20
offers, you’re now Dyatlova on00:26:24
your own, and I envy you on my own.00:26:35
I’m your little boar. you00:26:38
won’t have to meet your mother-in-law00:26:43
Well, he’s a doctor, he’s in a00:26:45
serious condition and will live Well, I hope00:26:50
Yes, ah-ah-ah-ah, it’s bad00:26:53
if a person survives, if he survives,00:26:56
I’m screwed This is a00:26:59
local authority Yes, calm down,00:27:01
please, in00:27:13
such cases00:27:15
[music]00:27:17
something will do00:27:42
everything worked, well,00:27:44
you see, it means it’s not your fault, but the00:27:47
airbags and you don’t know him,00:27:51
he’s in a local cafe. Our waiter00:27:56
was shot in the leg because he was carrying a barbecue for a long time.00:28:00
Well, in that case, just00:28:04
sell the car and00:28:06
we’ll sell it to Tavria. Well, for the funeral00:28:09
maybe the doctor will have enough of them00:28:15
everything will be fine yeah00:28:25
but it00:28:28
sucks00:28:31
where are00:28:34
the conditions00:28:35
[music]00:28:38
you don’t remember anything00:28:41
it’s temporary Amnesia is something that can happen00:28:45
no big deal00:28:48
[music]00:28:52
in short, on my own, I went into the piston,00:28:58
I understand, can you imagine what kind of00:29:01
money you00:29:03
got into anyway, after00:29:07
all it was and now you are00:29:12
in an expensive private clinic00:29:16
[music]00:29:51
the doctor will take you to the morgue I00:29:58
understand I understand,00:29:59
it seems you are welcome00:30:02
[music]00:30:14
Sorry, I just don’t remember anything00:30:18
I ended up in my Tavria in some kind of Porsche and00:30:22
drove off like that,00:30:26
even00:30:30
Okay, I’m waiting for00:30:34
that they say00:30:35
[music]00:30:37
about the funeral it may not be reset00:30:41
[music]00:30:58
[applause]00:31:22
but you can feed him, you can00:31:29
sit here while it’s good and we’ll00:31:32
look for your mother Okay, let’s go and be00:31:34
stored,00:31:54
what am I? Cord You seem smart about this, you’re not a00:31:58
fool, maybe00:32:00
you don’t want a lollipop00:32:04
I want a hoverboard00:32:10
Lana, this is what you said,00:32:13
and how much it costs I don’t know, but dad00:32:17
said a lot Well, it’s clear, in00:32:20
short, you’ll have a hoverboard,00:32:24
just00:32:26
give it to me first and you’ll have the00:32:30
coolest hoverboard No, I need a guarantee that00:32:33
you buy it for me, the00:32:36
youth have gone00:32:40
Okay, I'm a boar, I give my word to an honest thief.00:32:46
No, this is petty. If you swore on00:32:50
the health of Peppa Pig,00:32:59
every rat in the area knows me, I00:33:03
gave you my word, my word is law. Do00:33:06
n't you believe me?00:33:09
Okay, okay, I swear on this pig,00:33:15
I'll tell you I don’t believe he don’t believe Peppa Pig00:33:35
daddy uncle Krinitsa00:33:47
Ivanovka cell 44 code 191900:33:51
your plan worked00:33:53
sometimes and the wolf is shameful Also the head00:33:57
works00:33:59
dad Well now you’ll buy me a hoverboard00:34:02
Of course I’ll buy it Of course you’ll get a hoverboard for your00:34:05
mom a fur coat and for yourself a car at the00:34:35
station we still need to go to the store for00:34:39
hoverboard00:34:41
You shouldn't have believed Peppa Pig will be shot00:35:03
You are sentenced to be shot for00:35:06
injecting a Camelia worker00:35:18
understood If you meet everyone like this, it’s clear00:35:21
why people don’t trust the police damn grandpa00:35:25
Again you can00:35:29
No you can’t What do00:35:31
you want They want to kill me Yes who00:35:36
wants to kill you again probably got00:35:38
someone Although who could you get You're00:35:41
just annoying us here all the time They00:35:43
want to kill me as soon as I'm out alive So what is00:35:47
she like, what should they take from you in general, insanity00:35:49
atherosclerosis or rheumatism apartment00:36:01
Oh, that's already a motive Well, who wants00:36:06
my grandson00:36:09
So get out of here Go home from here Well,00:36:13
listen to me,00:36:20
kill me if you can just wait a little00:36:23
But here he is in my Impatient00:36:30
grandfather, in short. Make sure you don’t get killed,00:36:33
exclude the00:36:37
motive for the murder. You understand the00:36:40
apartment itself. Take the apartment, sign it over to00:36:43
someone. Well, who will look after you And everything00:36:45
And no one will kill you Live in peace00:36:48
And I’m interested in the thought And who to00:36:50
rewrite to? Yes, I don’t know who you want to rewrite00:36:52
to yours Rewrite to someone who you00:36:56
trust Whom do you communicate with in short Whom do00:36:58
you spend more time with and00:37:00
correspond with everything Yeah, I got it like that And with00:37:03
whom do I spend the most time So So00:37:06
So I’m with you and I’m going to hide with you00:37:11
And if and if there is no border, then you’re00:37:16
lucky I’m choosing you as a successor no no00:37:21
No I won’t take on such a pain in the ass00:37:23
no need why so Myself think,00:37:26
you are a representative of the internal organs,00:37:30
no one will do anything to you But on the00:37:33
other hand, I’m rewriting the apartment00:37:36
Soon I’ll crack and the whole apartment is yours00:37:42
So you mean the crack and the apartment are mine No, well,00:37:46
both plans I like it00:37:47
when there’s a crack00:37:53
Well, I don’t know, but with such a pension I00:37:56
I’ll tell you soon for sure. Well, I agree,00:38:05
and whoever doesn’t move into this apartment is00:38:08
right, you’re00:38:14
this loser and he00:38:22
fraudulently transferred00:38:26
my apartment to himself.00:38:29
Wait, wait, Grandfather, you00:38:32
asked me to save you from your grandson.00:38:38
Why should I leave my beloved grandson the whole00:38:43
apartment00:38:51
like a trash can? I thought you’d move into a three-room apartment in00:38:55
the center00:38:57
And now00:38:59
this cactus will move into your one-room00:39:06
Don’t be afraid of granddaughters,00:39:10
they don’t have money for a patron00:39:17
[music]00:39:28
[music]00:39:37
I felt my one-room apartments00:39:40
Well, okay Who the hell would you00:39:43
throw me out00:39:48
boss, you’d still have me with you in the00:39:51
library was dragged by a wild boar after00:39:55
you resisted arrest00:39:57
You will definitely only read books for another three or four years, yes,00:40:09
hello, I would like to disinfect it00:40:12
now, I’ll bring00:40:20
Shevchenko’s peroxide This is close to where You hear, because of00:40:24
your Friends, I’m not going to get into some00:40:27
leftist messes, they’ll trample But I00:40:30
won’t leave you alone, you’re running.00:40:33
Well, fasten me with bracelets, battery,00:40:36
or better yet, that chick over there. But what’s the point, you00:40:42
can hide any lock in 2 seconds with your little finger. Well, don’t overpraise,00:40:47
please,00:40:49
I came up with it. Tell me, do you have a drug00:40:52
for anesthesia,00:40:54
well, yeah of course, and the biggest syringe00:41:00
boss, you’ll tolerate nothing, that’s what it means you’ll00:41:04
tolerate What if I have an allergy And I00:41:07
end up right here on your shift You00:41:10
need it,00:41:13
please, Thank you, we’ll do without it00:41:16
Phew, I’m definitely not screwed Please give me the00:41:24
most ardent thing,00:41:27
please sit down, so to speak, and won’t00:41:32
get up00:41:33
Well, that’s right, boss, you’ll sit00:41:36
and relax And I’ll repeat it in the meantime00:41:39
Yes, but it’s not for me, it’s for you to drink,00:41:44
it’s not humane Choose either a laxative00:41:48
or a syringe00:42:00
Well, you’re a beast00:42:03
for those present, a star00:42:12
[music]00:42:17
Well, that means there’s no need for anything there anymore, so00:42:21
I’m in vain, this is what I’m doing00:42:32
right now, I’m going to interrupt everything here with00:42:51
the statement about the missing phone00:42:53
San, I know you, I’ll advise you,00:42:59
forget it Yes, how can you forget it? But00:43:07
granny finds her phone in her purse once00:43:10
the statement Is the case solved, everything’s00:43:13
great, Musarians, hello boar, did you00:43:18
rob a clothing store? came to us to00:43:20
confess or something, come on, what are00:43:21
you guys doing? And I understand that everyone who00:43:26
will drag us down again So you have00:43:29
n’t settled with us yet, I want you to start like this, the cops.00:43:32
I said I’m tied up with this and00:43:36
in general, what are you talking about about worldly things? I00:43:40
came to ask you for a blessing.00:43:43
what about robbing a stall about you getting married00:43:47
again for your own I'm going to marry Wow,00:43:52
congratulations Why come to us So you're00:43:56
like a father and mother to me Well, or you're a mother Who is your00:44:01
mother I don't know what you're hinting at I'm00:44:06
not hinting at anything that you're theirs You’re00:44:09
picking on the words, I’m still getting ready, no, and00:44:14
we have a fiancée, look.00:44:20
Listen, this is not the same phone number that we00:44:24
worked on yesterday. What kind of person are you?00:44:27
He treats you with all his heart, and you’re talking about00:44:30
work, a00:44:31
beautiful, beautiful00:44:37
little pig, we remember when we were still very young. You00:44:40
were like that. skinny, it was impossible to hit you,00:44:46
our little eaglet flies out of the nest More precisely, not00:44:50
a little eaglet, but forty, how many00:44:53
shiny things did you drag into your nest, your00:44:58
wife, children, you’ll at least come to see us00:45:03
once a month, I00:45:06
’ll give you a sure bet Well, maybe 5000:45:10
[music]00:45:14
And here she is calling00:45:17
Sorry, intimate Hello Yes,00:45:21
they took everything out Yes, and from the second store00:45:26
it’s good, you see a jewelry store around the corner, let’s00:45:30
work Yes, maybe some kind of00:45:33
hog You are having strange00:45:36
conversations with the bride00:45:38
The bride and mother-in-law are rummaging around in the shops, well,00:45:43
the wedding is getting ready, of00:45:47
course o we’ve finished preparing Well,00:45:53
I won’t detain you As they say,00:45:56
thank you for the blessing So wait,00:45:59
boar, so we won’t sit.00:46:01
Thank you And you, by the way, in your document on00:46:06
today’s date What do they say, Kabanov00:46:10
was with us from 15:00 to 15-15 Well, like, Well, you00:46:15
never know whatever,00:46:18
don’t rush, let’s have a future.00:46:32
I feel like we’ll have a wedding in our00:46:35
department and we’ll raise his children.00:46:42
Well, that’s all. You’ve reached the greyhound.00:46:46
Now we’ll carry out an identification and you’ll spend the00:46:50
next 10 years of your life in prison00:46:54
[applause]00:46:56
What if the witness doesn’t recognize me?00:47:00
If you’re alone Why will he00:47:05
confuse you with a lamp or a telephone?00:47:10
By law, by law, you need to buy a radio tape recorder00:47:15
in a store;00:47:18
they have to pull it out of the car, especially00:47:21
where can I find dummies for you at night?00:47:24
two or three00:47:26
articles pass the minimum00:47:28
of the boss Let’s go home too and00:47:30
come early tomorrow morning for00:47:33
identification and you will do everything according to the law00:47:35
Listen, it’s a good idea, do00:47:39
you think00:47:42
you think I’m an idiot or something, I do00:47:46
n’t buy this trick00:47:50
according to the law, so you want it00:47:52
Well, it will happen now you according to the law00:47:57
and go00:48:06
as a witness about the theft of a00:48:09
car radio from a car parked00:48:12
in your yard God is this radio of00:48:16
yours, the most important thing is that he00:48:19
called me an old hag, this is a00:48:22
crime, please, which of these00:48:25
three do you recognize?00:48:31
Well, you can’t say right away, I agree It’s difficult right away he00:48:43
looks like my deceased Vaska the smile was the same00:48:47
cheerful00:49:09
good number one00:49:23
now number three00:49:27
thank you Well, your verdict Marfa00:49:31
Vasilievna is exactly00:49:35
[music]00:49:37
his voice is most similar to everyone else Thank you,00:49:41
you can be free, unlike you, the00:49:45
greyhound, and mind you, on legal00:49:49
grounds00:49:54
[applause ]00:49:58
What kind of crap is00:50:01
this San innovation00:50:03
American technology You press the button the00:50:07
door to the cell opens So wait00:50:09
earlier the button that opened the cell00:50:12
was I mean they want to fire me it’s just00:50:16
for convenience You press the button the00:50:18
door opens look hop00:50:25
cool cool00:50:29
Hey, but if the criminal is sitting in the00:50:32
cell Well he takes something, he throws it, he hits the00:50:35
button, the camera opens, he escapes,00:50:38
what are you starting to think about,00:50:41
let’s use it, show00:50:43
how it works, look,00:50:46
you’re saying this to the criminal, well,00:50:48
quickly to the cell, he goes to the cell, and we00:50:50
’re sitting like this, we’re sitting and resting, he’s on00:50:52
his own. he walks by and closes the door himself, the00:50:58
whole00:51:00
class.00:51:01
Listen, open it like Listen, well, I00:51:04
told you the button to open is not from the inside. The trick is that you can’t00:51:08
open it from the inside, cool.00:51:14
Well, you’re stupid.00:51:45
Where do you get children from anyway?00:51:49
Well, we’ve got two more attempts. I00:51:53
never thought I’d say this to a grown00:51:55
man. but Take off your panties, listen, you need to00:51:59
wet them so that they are harder to deal with.00:52:01
Only I don’t want to wet them now, so I00:52:05
can and yours, I drank 2 liters of tea, the00:52:16
button00:52:24
works,00:52:36
you don’t understand, we just wanted to00:52:39
check how the electric lock works,00:52:47
by the way, you’re a good presenter.00:52:51
Smile,00:52:53
Good evening. you, I am Pamela and Skvortsova00:52:57
and my program facts fact you in the city00:53:02
today were detained and taken to the00:53:05
police station00:53:06
two participants in the equality march in the most00:53:11
revealing clothes please look00:53:13
at them on the air of Rybalochka TV e now these00:53:19
fishermen uncover their fishing rods and we00:53:22
will see them worms So00:53:25
it’s like that in air talent show and we have00:53:31
these handsome guys who00:53:33
will dance tango for us00:53:36
with some tango I00:53:39
won’t turn on your button00:53:42
aram there there00:53:49
Lara00:53:52
pa-pa-pam I don’t like the way they00:53:54
dance so00:54:02
Well, that’s okay No No not yet No let’s go00:54:05
let’s go00:54:07
now now now op and happy00:54:11
birthday Happy00:54:12
birthday to you Yes, what a huge00:54:17
Sanya didn’t forget that he sniffed at me And what’s00:54:21
there Well, what’s there I don’t know00:54:24
what’s your gift And I just go into00:54:27
the department and look at some kind of box standing there00:54:29
and I’m like I figured out what00:54:30
birthday it is today And it’s your birthday,00:54:33
so this is your gift, are00:54:36
you crazy, what if there’s00:54:40
a bomb? Well, what kind of bomb are you? Junior00:54:43
lieutenant, who will spend a bomb on you, I’m00:54:45
saying that for sure. It’s a bomb.00:54:48
Seriously. Seriously, think about it. Well, who00:54:51
will give the cops a gift? give And this is a bomb00:54:53
Stopudovo run says that about the area a00:54:55
tow truck00:54:56
and a sapper call00:55:11
sniff the boss00:55:28
[music]00:55:37
[music]00:55:48
[applause]00:55:50
class boar What is this This is a gift from00:55:56
Skvortsov’s gang not only Skvortsov And00:56:00
also cake00:56:02
damn hooves under the water00:56:08
now the whole area is being evacuated completely00:56:13
that in nature00:56:18
Skvortsov is also from the lads,00:56:21
let's start celebrating And00:56:24
now I'm going to rush to the bank for me to close the deposit,00:56:32
this is already a gift Personally from me00:56:39
Just don't explode like that again, please00:56:43
Police Day00:56:46
No March 800:56:50
No00:56:51
damn Yes, it seems like there are no more holidays00:56:55
Great at the beginning oh What kind of urgency did00:56:59
they pick off the pig right out of the blue?00:57:07
You’re the one who knows how to open safes,00:57:14
whatever you want to hang on me, this wo00:57:18
n’t work, this is not my00:57:21
thing at all. Racket go-stop please, but this is00:57:25
sitting with headphones on, listening to something, this is00:57:28
not at all mine I’m not a Pig we have a00:57:30
more serious matter for you that we finally agree00:57:33
on my topic00:57:35
Excellent When we go to work how we divide00:57:38
What shares are so00:57:43
damn forgotten00:57:47
this time two days in short so00:57:51
either 50% of what’s in the safe or look for a00:57:55
welder what 50 % - this is a service safe,00:57:58
there are weapons documents that give you six00:58:00
rounds of ammunition. I will owe you either half a00:58:02
lieutenant’s crust or half a sandwich, I00:58:06
don’t know, but you morons forgot the cat.00:58:09
So let’s think about how to00:58:11
intrigue me, okay okay,00:58:15
we’ll come to you for your call 10 minutes00:58:19
later will arrive00:58:24
Okay at 10:00 but without a dog00:58:28
okay00:58:31
they ran so00:58:38
complicated system Austrian yes What00:58:42
the hell is Austrian it’s on the market for 600:58:43
rounds00:58:45
that means you’re lucky you got a sucker really00:58:48
complex system there’s a cigarette Why do you need00:58:52
cigarettes00:58:55
damn00:59:00
boar You said it for business I didn’t00:59:02
say that specifically for this purpose,00:59:04
let’s give alcohol, which is also for business. No, it’s00:59:09
for the soul, that’s the point: alcohol is in00:59:13
the safe.00:59:14
Then when I open it, it’s mine and you’re not00:59:19
crazy about making us a condition here, you00:59:21
remind me of my wife before the first sex. Well,00:59:24
okay then look for a welder00:59:41
turn away it's a long time sail00:59:55
[music]00:59:59
wake up I opened everything01:00:03
I couldn't01:00:25
acetone went into the muscles What the [ __ ] is acetone01:00:31
and what is this01:00:34
Well if I say snack you'll believe it by the way01:00:50
[music]01:00:56
[music]01:00:58
and there are also night welders yes01:01:03
[applause]01:01:08
what we are like you dear goose pigs01:01:11
comrade01:01:16
these are01:01:17
your jokes for clients what happened01:01:20
happened01:01:22
in general I don’t know how to tell you01:01:26
Well that means Show me you can do it better01:01:53
Yes no it doesn’t seem to have recovered as the01:01:56
skin was to the bone and remained01:02:13
the same as a needle or looking for hay01:02:18
there may be not one father but several at once01:02:21
Yes, I know that How01:02:24
to narrow the Circle So I’ll save my sexy01:02:28
things for clients The circle she01:02:30
will narrow and roll balls01:02:33
Yes, I’m not talking about that, you mean, in general, I’m in the01:02:37
fourth week And 4 weeks ago We01:02:41
had Police Day But it’s not a warehouse01:02:45
Police Day was a month ago and you01:02:49
only have 4 weeks and01:02:51
So what are these dirty hints and01:02:55
I’m punishing you for slander for 15 days What do01:02:59
you know what if it turns out that you’re the father01:03:03
you’ll get 18 years old, you'll be01:03:06
raising a child until he's 18 years old Yes, the army And01:03:11
if you're a father Okay, I'll send you a couple of01:03:14
little surprises before you get your passport, and then01:03:17
if you don't marry us01:03:21
on the holiday, there were a lot of respected people,01:03:23
maybe it's the boss, for example, guys ears, it01:03:27
was Police Day and someone and the01:03:31
chiefs of the deputy director and this is the01:03:34
orchestra and you know, to be honest, after01:03:37
I drank a couple of bottles01:03:39
of champagne, maybe the whole01:03:42
orchestra itself. Well,01:03:44
as for us, why did you come like that,01:03:47
not only to you? I come to all the suspects01:03:49
and ask for money so to speak, there for01:03:52
vitamins for uh for [ __ ] for proper01:03:55
nutrition, she heard you need to01:03:57
eat right there milk you already01:03:59
eat normally then in the sauna Who in restaurants is01:04:05
500 rubles from each Wow,01:04:08
this is robbery Well, this is just a benefit01:04:12
creativity will be robbed will begin in 901:04:15
months01:04:24
for 400 while01:04:26
you're saving on your own child01:04:30
I'll come back to you in a week What01:04:33
week after 9 months Are01:04:39
you on Police Day? To be01:04:44
honest, I don't remember when I arrived Yes, in general,01:04:47
Police Day somehow passed me by as01:04:49
usual01:04:50
[music]01:04:52
wait But we're on Day the police01:04:54
were on duty,01:04:57
as if our general was punishing for the low01:05:00
arrest rates, forgive me01:05:02
Lord01:05:08
[music] you01:05:21
won’t work at night01:05:24
I was looking for wi-fi for01:05:27
wi-fi is it that we have a new Chinese hotel01:05:30
or is it a sore very funny01:05:35
just tomorrow Go to the humor festival the cops01:05:37
are burning01:05:38
Skvortsova, it’s like you’re from the festival01:05:41
[ __ ] of the year or something What kind of wi-fi are you01:05:44
pouring into me Why did you shove your own router into01:05:47
every car and spend it there01:05:50
Hello01:05:53
let’s connect regular connection 5001:05:57
dedicated 75 private channel01:06:06
there is but it’s slow you’ll get [ __ ] wait01:06:12
Yes I wanted with my mom talk on Skype, I was01:06:15
looking for a driver who would pretend to be01:06:18
my boyfriend. My mother is an old,01:06:21
exciting woman. And I want her to think01:06:23
that I’m studying at the institute, dating a01:06:25
guy, that we01:06:27
walk hand in hand along the avenue, in general, like all01:06:29
normal girls. Well, what are you pouring into01:06:31
me? Well I personally saw 50 dollars in your hands01:06:33
Yes, I was ready to pay for it01:06:38
ugh What is this illegal or01:06:41
what? So wait, you offered 5001:06:45
dollars and no one agreed, no one01:06:48
50 dollars for 5 minutes of conversation,01:06:56
call01:06:58
this is correct, the01:07:00
police should help people,01:07:04
lieutenant Petrykin, I’ll make some coffee, but01:07:10
everything01:07:29
wasn’t good,01:07:38
and in general, before, those who01:07:41
worked late were paid extra, but now it’s the other way around.01:07:44
And in general, they say You have to pay yourself, but01:07:49
where are you now in the cops?01:07:54
No, that’s me in practice. I’m studying01:07:59
law, and I’m doing an internship with us.01:08:03
What kind of scumbag are you01:08:08
guys, we met him here in practice and01:08:11
met him01:08:19
Listen to the garbage, get your face away from01:08:22
the monitor Little one, are you01:08:24
dating a cop, have you confused the Rams In general, you01:08:27
worked as a prostitute than01:08:29
dating menthol, let's stop the money, they'll01:08:32
send you and we'll make you look like a freak Stop it01:08:35
stir things up otherwise I’ll swear Mommy, he’s01:08:38
so01:08:39
good,01:08:41
remember what your late father always said, he’s a01:08:45
good cop Dead You’ll have to01:08:50
pay extra for this So well,01:08:54
it helped, damn it’s okay,01:08:58
oh that’s01:09:10
not an ass, that’s the lieutenant’s face,01:09:17
enough of these connections Internet01:09:21
boys And I want to Renew01:09:33
[ applause]01:09:38
[music]01:09:42
dear [ __ ],01:09:45
but today a black cat crossed my path01:09:48
Well, I definitely think it’s some kind of01:09:50
misfortune,01:09:54
she’s sitting here in front of us,01:09:58
as if she’s not happy to see me see a01:10:10
huge amount of money, they’re cheating on us all every01:10:13
month. We all pay utility bills.01:10:17
Let’s be specific. Where When01:10:20
it happened in general write down the01:10:24
seventy-fifth year of birth01:10:32
yes yes 500,000 dollars01:10:36
so when did it happen01:10:39
10 years ago01:10:42
why didn’t you come 10 years ago because you01:10:46
were busy at work Yes no I just didn’t01:10:48
know that I was robbed01:10:51
Well in general listen 10 years ago I I was going to see01:10:54
my friend Avaruha for his birthday with01:10:58
such money01:11:00
for his birthday, he’s giving him 500,000 dollars,01:11:02
is he the chief of police or01:11:05
something? I’m not the one who went01:11:08
without a gift. Wait, how come you went without a gift? I just01:11:10
couldn’t decide for a long time what to01:11:12
give him and decided something... something so01:11:14
beautiful something so bright and01:11:18
gave herself as a gift01:11:22
so if there were no money how they robbed you,01:11:30
read a girl from Canada sold01:11:35
her virginity for 780,000 dollars and01:11:39
I’m not proud to sell it for 500 I do01:11:43
n’t understand a damn thing,01:11:44
how come you don’t understand Here If I01:11:47
had known before, I wouldn’t have given my virginity as a01:11:49
gift, but sold it. And this Govorukha01:11:53
took advantage of the fact that I didn’t know the01:11:55
market value of services, you know, I01:11:57
demand that you go to this talker and01:12:00
beat him up for $500,00001:12:08
Angela, are01:12:09
you completely screwed or what? What are you01:12:13
guys, here you go Imagine if earlier01:12:16
this would have sold her maybe Well,01:12:19
my fate turned out differently01:12:21
Maybe I wouldn’t have been a prostitute01:12:25
Although no It would have been like that Miss District 97 from01:12:30
us What do you want I want you and I to01:12:33
go together to this talkers and Took01:12:36
from him at least 50,00001:12:39
hryvnia So cheat01:12:44
Go home from here already Let's blow otherwise I'll01:12:48
rob you now in the cage and then01:12:50
on the table01:12:52
that you should have gone to private bandits and01:12:56
not the state01:13:01
You look at her01:13:06
Look what the01:13:08
Canadian gay writes sells his virginity01:13:12
for 1 million dollars, you can’t earn a million01:13:17
with that kind of money, even before retirement.01:13:19
So, until retirement, the01:13:22
next life is not from work.01:13:25
Hey, maybe we’ll place an ad.01:13:30
This is actually an exclusive,01:13:33
I don’t understand now are you joking or are you serious,01:13:38
of course I was joking01:13:41
[music]01:13:42
who gives us a million01:13:45
let's pay for at least 50,00001:13:51
December 3101:13:56
at 20:0001:13:58
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