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[music]00:00:37
[applause]00:00:42
Houses00:00:44
[music]00:00:48
A00:01:06
Good evening00:01:09
my name is Yuri the Great next to me00:01:11
Sergei Polonsky this means that today00:01:13
it will be very funny in the brothers' show00:01:16
Schumacher00:01:25
first of all friends I would like00:01:27
congratulate everyone on the upcoming new00:01:28
year, but there is our today00:01:31
the issue will be dedicated to this00:01:33
a wonderful holiday when in a circle00:01:36
families with friends all gather00:01:38
in front of the TV, including the TV channel00:01:40
Ukraine and celebrate the New Year together00:01:44
thanks to this we also have a small00:01:47
opportunity to celebrate the New Year with00:01:49
by his friends the actors of the brothers show00:01:53
Schumacher of to your applause00:01:58
where do you go we have almost everything ready00:02:01
see you guys, I thought maybe not00:02:06
Let's cook something, let's have a table there00:02:08
We'll order at the restaurant, we'll celebrate there, no00:02:11
your don't worry we are at your home very much00:02:13
I like it and I'm worried about it00:02:16
actually all this is my fifth year in a row00:02:18
Let's celebrate the new year at my house listening00:02:21
this has already become our good tradition00:02:24
exactly what is yours about my tradition?00:02:26
take out four bags every year00:02:28
If you want any garbage, I'll come and help you tomorrow00:02:31
you don’t need to remove everything, you’re new from the past00:02:34
the year came to me and you stayed until 1300:02:36
January00:02:38
A here comes the salad salad00:02:42
here this is here and the vinaigrette that I00:02:46
cooked away from the center what the00:02:48
strange arrangement and this is for you00:02:50
it was more convenient to dance on the table, why?00:02:52
I'm not going to dance on the table on00:02:54
Last year you said that too, but last year00:02:57
the result is a vinaigrette so no one00:02:58
tried it00:03:00
I remember I could hardly stand this sight of you00:03:03
stood on the table no by the way about00:03:07
please take this please keep this for you00:03:10
what is this rule and prices00:03:13
staying at my place00:03:21
wait, don't you think this is00:03:23
a little inhospitable of you00:03:25
from you 10 hryvnia for what stupid questions00:03:29
10 hryvnia Schneider so fight dishes 3000:03:34
hryvnia glass glass 50 window 140 still all00:03:38
prices00:03:39
here's 400 hryvnia, otherwise I know myself00:03:44
I understand the owner's hands, he just doesn't00:03:47
wants to worry once again truth yura00:03:49
thank you woman here's a discount for you00:03:51
I hope percent cards00:03:53
that the water is cold 40 kopecks wither00:03:58
hot 60 kopecks up so it's confusing00:04:01
guys the prices are less but wash your hands in00:04:04
zheke00:04:05
what is this stupid burgs where is this00:04:08
what kind of idiot would wipe his hands00:04:11
appstore and the one in these hands about00:04:14
tablecloth00:04:16
in new york you take us for savages or something00:04:18
Well look what it means to throw away the Christmas tree00:04:21
150 hryvnia, that is, do you think that I could00:04:25
wait you don't understand I'll pay 15000:04:28
hryvnia to the one who then throws away the Christmas tree and I00:04:32
I can only00:04:34
friends, here’s an interesting point to bring00:04:37
friend 300 hryvnia is still good with me00:04:41
mine came for us00:04:44
well then the sleeping place is 500 until I do00:04:50
I understand Evgeny has already paid00:04:54
yes three nights in advance and what else00:04:57
He’s sleeping, don’t touch him, even if he’s here00:05:00
will rest so that his wife doesn’t sleep at home00:05:02
won't let me play with it all00:05:05
ok00:05:06
that's why the poor don't get enough sleep00:05:09
guys glasses are stones00:05:16
grow up00:05:19
Serezh00:05:20
everything is fine, so look, let's start00:05:23
for the guests here because of the sleeping place00:05:27
still cheaper than hotels00:05:30
I wonder if this is my Snow Maiden00:05:34
angelina server can you please00:05:37
what what and where marina00:05:41
marina marina this is yesterday no well00:05:46
That's what I'm talking about, you're just talking about it00:05:47
Yesterday there was only one snow and so much for angelina00:05:51
should I tell you why this is her best00:05:52
girlfriend00:05:55
length can be offered to you visible with wine00:05:59
you can't sit on the sofa like that if you don't00:06:02
stop putting these conditions there, we00:06:04
let's just take everything and leave okay okay00:06:06
ok photo go away00:06:09
that is, you want us all and we all00:06:13
and you're the only one, go away here, what?00:06:15
bizet00:06:16
angelina and you don't want to be with me00:06:18
Well, in principle, you can listen perfectly00:06:22
then I'll take out my selfie stick now00:06:24
I'll get you a selfie stick now and00:06:28
a stick insect was found to give it to him00:06:30
attacked but really let's00:06:32
Let's take a photo guys, let's do it later00:06:35
vodka at home then it will no longer be00:06:37
the photograph is incriminating evidence so let's do it00:06:40
now it's like that00:06:42
Yura is the dean and don’t take pictures without me00:06:46
if my wife sees me later00:06:48
pictures of sexy girl for me00:06:50
I'll have to explain a lot00:06:53
It's a pity that this happens to you with us too00:06:55
I can't take pictures with you, can I?00:06:58
he wants something funny, but what kind of candy is this?00:07:03
grandma asked me to tell you all00:07:05
help yourself00:07:09
Sveta's grandmother passed on sweets a long time ago00:07:13
back in the summer I simply forgot to bring00:07:24
and I suggest starting a little bit already00:07:27
celebrate here we agreed until 1200:07:30
no one drinks I'm purely symbolically purely00:07:33
symbolically you fell asleep last year00:07:35
half past ten I'm just tired, I would too00:07:39
tired of drinking a bottle of rum alone and00:07:43
Don’t touch the champagne either, especially since00:07:46
you can't do it for the fifth year in a row00:07:47
it’s okay to open it, I’ll unlearn this or something00:07:49
me and my ceiling look one-two-three00:07:54
kudos but really stop already00:07:57
light, well, what are you doing, yes, I’m just nothing and00:08:00
promised your wife to control you00:08:03
buddy stop 5 or more look00:08:05
what a nice new jacket I'm wearing00:08:09
woohoo I found someone who doesn’t have an indicator00:08:12
understands such things in such things00:08:14
Is it still flaring up?00:08:17
where did he bring this friend from Scotland oh00:08:21
Scotland is the birthplace of luxury jackets00:08:24
Serezh, don’t you think that you are too00:08:28
he brags about his new jacket for a long time00:08:30
not new he's 12 years old I love vintage00:08:35
Serezha there are not enough chairs anymore, can you00:08:38
go to the neighbors to get a couple of pods00:08:40
I want to go somewhere, well, somehow00:08:42
let's fit according to if there is this00:08:44
you are in the way of your neighbors above or below00:08:47
from the side00:08:49
for all the products you needed00:08:51
buy a00:08:54
along the way and they don't you walk00:09:00
only send you for death00:09:03
you know it's easier for me to die than00:09:05
medium pitted olives00:09:08
Why aren't they just bags, they're in the jar, you're the one00:09:12
I asked for pitted olives, I had them for half an hour00:09:14
dig it out like this according to the list00:09:17
everything except dorblu cheese, let me guess00:09:21
numbers because he was moldy you00:09:23
will also be in this store she is not still00:09:26
I’ll add a complaint to him once00:09:28
Yurayt in general who is my friend the actor I am00:09:32
invited him to our show I'm against what is it00:09:34
for an actor who can’t even buy groceries00:09:36
maybe I'll still have to pay for it00:09:39
no need to chip in everything00:09:42
get married00:09:47
guys look who I brought00:09:51
and about00:09:52
com wow cool who is this00:09:58
this is what pasha does my neighbor dye00:10:01
sometimes Lera hello I'm Toby Shoes00:10:02
they brought it in May, why do they need a new job at ROVD?00:10:06
Rick without Barbie comes in and so can I00:10:09
then you’ll also get 400 hryvnia back, but no00:10:11
bend it then take it apart as you go00:10:14
brightness a00:10:17
I'm just and these forms are an angel00:10:24
Mademoiselle see be a caress for00:10:26
makes the name of the angel 2000:10:29
[applause]00:10:34
tell the name here00:10:37
started00:10:39
I don't know maybe about your mom00:10:42
obscene Pavel Zibrov00:10:44
no, but you will say00:10:48
1975 deformity nebula vortex and and then00:10:52
not born yet00:10:53
I'll ask again and mom in00:10:57
1975 he and the type of soil are new because.00:11:00
I don’t know, maybe I’ll ask no and she won’t00:11:03
I'm sure she'll remember how the show was00:11:05
at 75 he will forget on the model and00:11:11
so for the balls guys anakin girls you00:11:15
carefree reception but he sits here and00:11:17
one table00:11:19
I ask the star I don’t know for me personally00:11:22
I like Oleg Vinnik and their shop like that00:11:26
it's a shame not to know this is the idol of all women00:11:30
like Ruvik in women from 30 to 5000:11:35
Chauvin again for youngsters against00:11:40
verki dokuwiki dwarfs this is my grandmother00:11:46
Help yourself00:12:00
young man choose a thin ice and solo00:12:04
I'm a vegan, believe me, so guys in any way00:12:10
no I just don't eat lard meat firmware00:12:13
guys in any00:12:16
friends, I propose to raise a toast to00:12:21
passing year00:12:22
let's let's bark a good toast I00:12:25
I suggest oma00:12:28
the TV is on until you're knocking now00:12:31
the president speak let's listen00:12:33
what will he say even to the ladies from the horse about the recession00:12:35
that every year is the same00:12:39
I already know this by heart, dears.00:12:42
Ukrainians sh but me with reasons or honest00:12:46
I'm hovering over you00:12:48
krita his suicide know rock with new frog00:12:52
I write I spoke to rickshaws and not00:12:56
overestimate00:12:57
goals are stone already guts hello I believe everything00:13:03
affordable rick will be beautiful on baku00:13:07
the truth00:13:08
about the whole lesson we are in the forest would you like these00:13:13
small and therefore not direct with and visa-free00:13:17
Europe words Jedi bullets your forms chu00:13:21
check something00:13:24
it's better that way of course00:13:27
let's take it slow00:13:30
outgoing year fox fur coat00:13:35
to the clans he has strength, a number of new ones, even the elderly00:13:40
The Right Jay Dough Suite And Matrix00:13:43
forms well says yes they will get something00:13:45
yanyk someone said00:13:50
will rise00:13:56
I'll explain Toby, go to his Crimea domain00:14:00
my friend and I miss than our temple of Diana00:14:03
And00:14:07
guys, something seems wrong with me00:14:09
I'd rather turn off the TV altogether00:14:11
forgive00:14:13
let's drink something00:14:17
who is this00:14:22
but I don't know I suggest just not00:14:25
open around the apartment00:14:28
Fine00:14:41
I smoke foger00:14:43
besides, but she has Ukrainians, I tell you00:14:47
happiness to the world00:14:50
selected from00:14:52
new lesson00:14:56
even00:14:59
[music]00:15:08
how long did I sleep00:15:13
why did you do this to the president00:15:16
talked00:15:19
It's clear00:15:21
you're drinking00:15:23
why couldn't you wake me up00:15:28
[music]00:15:34
to the song00:15:37
I beat Vorobyov’s breasts in my mind too00:15:41
forgive and god forgives [ __ ] combi then00:15:45
Khreshchatyk00:15:46
current growl00:15:50
I get to sit under I just don't00:15:53
vocal show humorous understand00:15:55
at a time seriously but seriously of course00:15:58
so by the way, now you are not only00:16:00
folk singer but also honored00:16:02
comedian comics shitai sho guys fall in love00:16:08
by not serving with you kim asked about him00:16:11
request you show brother and schumacher00:16:15
[music]00:16:16
[applause]00:16:17
[music] [applause]00:16:19
[music]00:16:23
[applause]00:16:26
[music]00:16:57
[music]00:16:58
it really is a new year00:17:01
home and family holiday but many00:17:03
people don't want to say that00:17:05
stand at the stove all day and not00:17:07
bother just book a table00:17:09
restaurant and leave to celebrate the New Year00:17:11
this is where ours will be dedicated00:17:14
next number when people go to00:17:16
restaurant they forget that their00:17:19
apartments at this time remain without00:17:21
supervision is already the most ordinary00:17:24
Odessa apartment evening December 31st00:17:29
your applause00:17:32
if you don't mind I'll turn off the light00:17:38
[music]00:17:48
protect the cabinets from and collect00:17:52
equipment bag yes this is of course cool00:17:56
came up with the idea that on New Year's Eve, Santa Claus and00:17:59
the snow maiden cleans the apartments and if something happens00:18:02
gifts in a bag00:18:04
shut your mouth they can hear us here00:18:07
no one, what an idiot would sit there00:18:11
December 31st in an apartment without light00:18:16
economical00:18:19
cleared the fleet00:18:22
happy new year with the word shakti hasha00:18:28
physics00:18:29
we'll give you a call, you won't tell me either00:18:32
there is a gift for him if he asks what00:18:35
tell me the captain's shoulder straps00:18:38
you wouldn't understand it's Santa Claus and00:18:42
Snow Maiden00:18:43
but if I were you over the nicknames I would still00:18:46
work sense but Santa Claus is still okay00:18:50
but the Snow Maidens will definitely have to go to prison00:18:52
not sweet00:18:53
what prison00:18:55
the publican will wash the past children yes00:18:58
wait, we're giving it away, I mean it's free00:19:02
well, yes, yes, this is the first time I’ve heard such pleasant ones00:19:06
words from such unpleasant people00:19:09
Izya Sara run quickly we'll be here00:19:13
celebrate the New Year00:19:21
hello kids dad you said that00:19:24
new year in september00:19:26
son, don’t forget the words of grandmother Clara s00:19:30
good discount and pork can be00:19:32
kosher00:19:34
okay, get yours out there in these yours00:19:37
gifts we don't have that gifts yes00:19:41
then at least sit down and have dinner with us00:19:44
thank you Stus I need the noodles you give me00:19:48
hang it on your ears and call uncle mone00:19:51
tell him to come and eat too00:19:53
call anyone, Snow Maiden melody soul00:19:55
a gift must be earned on a holiday00:19:59
the child must deserve his own gift00:20:01
and they also call us matan00:20:05
no no Santa Claus wanted to say that00:20:09
the kids have to recite a rhyme00:20:12
some strange song will come to you00:20:15
mortar, well, let's try a little00:20:20
New Year00:20:23
soon00:20:29
enough00:20:31
say no words really00:20:39
damn your hair you went to00:20:42
he also sang grandfather Yosi, but people are for00:20:47
two beaches heard who needs to go for00:20:49
corn00:20:50
did you like it00:20:55
great until sho you are pulling the child by00:20:57
patience00:20:59
give me your gift already, my share00:21:01
the agreement was fulfilled well00:21:06
Thank you00:21:08
wow, it's the same iPhone as Maxim So's00:21:12
second entrance and photograph of Maxim00:21:16
like Maxim from the second entrance00:21:21
the seed is not the main thing that needs to be said00:21:23
Santa Claus de charging headphones00:21:33
well done my son is a good boy and I00:21:36
himself with Ashley, how he sings in Hebrew00:21:39
Little darling, sing something to Santa Claus00:21:42
no need but water equipment is enough and00:21:46
we don't have one gift and00:21:49
binge if you don't have to because of the Parisians but yes00:21:53
so young people, we are not importing sho00:21:55
you are bargaining and in general what is your00:21:58
they didn’t immediately tell me the gift of a teapot either00:22:02
We haven’t torn our ligaments for a teapot yet00:22:04
A00:22:06
Now Sarochka will play the violin for you00:22:09
essentially not yes but my violinist is just00:22:12
so I don’t need to give them a gift00:22:15
spoil children00:22:22
now we teach them and just like that00:22:24
receive gifts and tomorrow they will be with00:22:26
job quit00:22:29
the seam doesn't work for me and for mine00:22:36
no mind, of course they don’t work for my uncle00:22:37
Zorika I'm with my relatives on principle00:22:40
I don’t see any business, it spoils the relationship00:22:43
Sarochka play00:22:46
[music]00:22:54
Sarochka is enough and it’s only for six00:22:58
years of training you imagine00:23:04
Well, here the children are immediately a gift or let them00:23:08
will play the drum00:23:10
let's create it like this for you girl00:23:13
photo frame00:23:14
[music]00:23:16
some can't from the kettle one more00:23:21
get your laptop out00:23:24
wait let her decide reflected00:23:29
gift gift for her to play enough then I will00:23:33
that's all now thanks it's time00:23:37
congratulate other children noise and00:23:40
clog I say it's time to congratulate00:23:44
other children how many of them are there?00:23:48
how many gifts do you have00:23:50
I don’t know, but there’s about the same number of me00:23:58
hello kids so we all woke up00:24:01
ok wait too the same kids00:24:04
you are deceiving us, I am deceiving them and this00:24:08
the bearded snow maiden tells me00:24:11
children what is your name abram prose here00:24:15
you see they have different names, that means they00:24:18
need other gifts or want00:24:20
argue about an argument with you why with me00:24:23
for the [ __ ] of the convenience of titushka otters00:24:26
look who's Talking00:24:28
so you're all afraid of your uncle vanya00:24:30
enough vacation to log on to the usa baba00:24:32
palace come here for a second I ask00:24:35
forgiveness would take out pull the trigger and00:24:37
naughty your partner00:24:40
why don't you click I can't have it?00:24:44
Shabbat00:24:52
that's all it means, here's this little guy for you00:24:56
tablet thank you sarochka radio tape recorder00:24:59
The tape recorder will also come in handy, thanks00:25:02
wait we can't leave what is this00:25:04
anti-Semitism feeds individual children00:25:07
We gave two of them to other children00:25:09
gift you want them to think that00:25:12
Santa Claus loves someone more00:25:19
that you still have a way of being funny, well00:25:22
dedicate there a bag of candlesticks00:25:24
look, maybe we'll get it in place00:25:27
tight means here's another hammer00:25:29
keep it up thank you00:25:33
It was not for nothing that I believed in Santa Claus, no00:25:37
that our neighbor will not return mine after all00:25:39
tools00:25:47
well now we can go after00:25:49
wait, what about the round dance?00:25:54
what a New Year's chroot we're just sleeping00:25:57
and I don’t know, figure them out yourself00:26:00
get it out come here kids00:26:03
physics I am Abram00:26:07
let's do well later and we'll give you a gift00:26:10
gave next time for my 18th birthday why00:26:14
on your 18th birthday because if you don't00:26:17
do it now then next time00:26:19
we'll see each other in at least a few years here00:26:22
my son, what did I tell you00:26:32
okay, good work, great, let's do it00:26:35
please stand around the Christmas tree and enter00:26:39
The little Christmas tree is cold in winter00:26:44
We took the Christmas tree from the forest and don’t keep it home00:26:49
I'll shoot his hand right out of the forest00:26:52
We took the Christmas tree home00:26:56
average Christmas tree is cold in winter00:27:00
We took a mediocre Christmas tree from the forest00:27:05
home dry stussy gifts thank god00:27:09
you understood everything yourself, otherwise I’m the third verse00:27:11
did not invent00:27:14
in general, everything is here, collect everything here00:27:18
thank you where are we going but you are not intercity00:27:22
where would they go so fast? I have one too00:27:25
what a gift there is a piano in the corridor there00:27:29
worth it, why do we need you for a sore throat, but you00:27:33
they wanted to take something out of my apartment00:27:37
there will be a great opportunity00:27:39
above is not music what kind of trash is he00:27:43
It's only 60 years old, it's almost like new00:27:47
look take it to this address00:27:51
I only ask you when you go down00:27:54
don't hit him what she can00:27:57
be upset she's not that my uncle yes that's it00:28:00
it's a gift for him, everyone go, let's siki siki00:28:02
[applause]00:28:04
[music]00:28:11
to00:28:13
sample married life is optional00:28:16
go to a psychologist00:28:17
just go to the theater00:28:21
costume department00:28:23
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if it's a long, long, long time00:28:34
if it's a long time along the path00:28:44
oh, how scary it is in this dense forest00:28:53
I say oh how scary this is00:28:57
deep forest00:29:04
words are you deaf? I'm scared in the forest.00:29:09
not ready yet00:29:13
Are you not wearing a suit? No, I'm not morally00:29:17
I'm ready, I'm ashamed00:29:20
strange, you usually feel ashamed after this00:29:24
they are up to00:29:25
color, maybe well, these suits for us00:29:29
the psychologist said to diversify our00:29:31
intimate life of a man, his two psychologists00:29:35
means from on if little red riding hood00:29:40
she will get what she wanted, she will pack her things00:29:42
will take the child and really go to00:29:45
grandma00:29:46
ok, I'm leaving, or rather I'm flying out00:30:03
hi baby k00:30:06
you're an idiot00:30:09
no, I'm Carlson who lives on the roof00:30:13
judging by your suit you don't live in00:30:16
roof at the circus00:30:18
really theater studio came there00:30:21
before the new year all the costumes were dismantled00:30:23
only left00:30:24
Karl and00:30:27
prince00:30:31
well you're stupid00:30:34
why can't I see the flight in front of me?00:30:38
I'm in color, I don't have inches in front of me00:30:41
I see and I00:30:44
I don’t understand why you wear suits to00:30:47
then remove them immediately to diversify00:30:50
our intimate life00:30:52
need to diversify somehow00:30:55
ask you to take off your socks00:30:58
Why immediately socks, I’m looking for a husband to light a candle00:31:03
and you will wait for the candle only in your00:31:07
opel you put00:31:09
color there are many more ways yes00:31:14
For example00:31:16
sandwiches with red crust here00:31:19
champagne pineapple and just lie around and I00:31:24
I see you're just looking for a reason to devour beds00:31:27
Well, that’s reasonable, but then I’ll hear00:31:31
firefly that I hoped so much now00:31:33
Slavochka is falling asleep, I want you00:31:37
fell asleep after the sky brain process and00:31:40
everyone agreed not to remember this00:31:42
case and in general I don’t understand why we00:31:45
all these outfits, well, actually this outfit00:31:49
I wanted to interest you00:31:53
why did you want to play?00:31:56
I should have worn a football referee costume00:31:58
when ours played with formats then00:32:00
I would like you00:32:02
ok I have one more option00:32:08
do you like it oh00:32:12
hostess00:32:14
I like it yes well we are the owner that I am00:32:18
I can do it for you00:32:20
maybe let's go to the kitchen and you'll be there00:32:25
you'll make cutlets for me so that's it00:32:26
I wanted to damn it, I’m trying for you00:32:30
you try, you don’t value light for anything00:32:35
you can take off your hat, why are you just bothering me?00:32:40
you remind her of the inquisitor00:32:47
you don't care about our relationship, that's okay00:32:51
I don’t give a damn about all this incentive and00:32:53
we'll do this all night00:32:56
judging by the size of your suit00:32:59
the only thing we will do all the time00:33:01
night is how to take it off you00:33:04
take 10 minutes I'm thinking now if00:33:08
What's the point in spending 10 minutes withdrawing it?00:33:11
to then get two minutes00:33:13
pleasure00:33:16
better you cut a surprise00:33:19
press the button why on knives and what00:33:25
kindergarten00:33:26
let's press00:33:32
cool century didn't do what are you doing00:33:35
are you a fool no I am cows and but that means00:33:40
you made the button on the second call00:33:43
You can’t fix it for a month, but with a button00:33:49
mom-dad00:33:51
son are you sleeping00:33:54
you changed and woke up00:33:59
what are you doing00:34:02
in general and00:34:05
take and monkey son street we00:34:09
rehearsing a fairy tale for your New Year's Eve00:34:13
matinee will be that I will have more00:34:16
one matinee and an encore00:34:20
and what does Kashin do in the tale about the red one?00:34:23
cap00:34:24
even a child should understand this00:34:27
just ask him to fix the call00:34:31
I realized that this is the situation00:34:32
Carlson this is a hat no cheat close or00:34:36
ran around there had a spree then so bots00:34:38
you showed up didn't get married00:34:42
get married punish caps00:34:44
Little Red Riding Hood is thinking as if00:34:49
only promising lumberjacks00:34:54
cheese00:34:56
just simply Carlson is a man in00:35:00
in the prime of life00:35:01
in its prime it's a pity that with everyone00:35:04
Every year the engine stalls more and more often00:35:08
I just care about Carlson being normal00:35:11
they thought about refueling00:35:14
that's when Carlson gets a loan for an apartment00:35:17
will pay then and there will be fuel00:35:19
normal, what is a loan, are you a father, are you00:35:24
explain00:35:26
cheese loan is an evil spell that00:35:30
are imposed for life and who are they00:35:34
imposes oh baby these swindlers are a mess00:35:39
and every cap will definitely win until00:35:44
Colson's salary is more likely to be the baby's children00:35:47
will win and00:35:49
I wish they lived long and so-so00:35:52
died the end00:35:56
clear I understood your feet I went to bed00:36:00
good night I'm too much I want a boy00:36:12
look how smart we are00:36:20
That's why00:36:25
I see someone's engine started00:36:30
if it's a long, long, long time00:36:32
holy just don't promise you faster00:36:35
while the engine stalled00:36:37
[music]00:36:45
Vyacheslav let's go to interrogation thank you00:36:48
huge00:36:49
[music]00:37:02
you know friends usually after a stormy00:37:05
New Year celebrations on the morning of the first00:37:08
January it is very difficult for people to understand each other00:37:11
friend, this is what our language skills are for00:37:14
courses have developed a special unique00:37:18
alphabet of the first of January00:37:21
tongue to your applause00:37:23
[applause] [music]00:37:28
good morning dear users00:37:31
We present to your attention our educational00:37:33
course lesson 1 alphabet letter a00:37:39
adaptation00:37:40
[music]00:37:42
A00:37:46
A00:37:50
as in English in an open syllable00:37:52
the letter a is pronounced a00:37:55
[music]00:37:56
[applause]00:37:57
maybe a00:38:01
or a00:38:06
the next letter e expresses00:38:09
quantitative analysis00:38:10
[music]00:38:12
it can also be a superlative letter00:38:15
degrees00:38:16
[music]00:38:18
I also combines with possessive 10000:38:21
my estate00:38:22
[music]00:38:25
letter o letter00:38:28
o expresses the extreme degree of unexpected00:38:31
about joy00:38:37
cucumber00:38:38
[music]00:38:40
brine00:38:44
paracetamol00:38:45
[music]00:38:46
strengthened form of the letter l letter y00:38:52
the letter y can also express the shape00:38:55
relief00:38:59
next letter b00:39:06
expresses gratitude to the body for00:39:08
time provided assistance00:39:11
the letter b i can be either short or00:39:14
long00:39:17
this was a short one, but there is also a long one00:39:21
but we will also study in the next lesson00:39:28
after b usually comes the letter and and00:39:33
[music]00:39:36
environment and00:39:42
fresh up to00:39:45
next letters mode00:39:49
roared and00:39:51
oh three white horses December00:39:54
January00:39:59
letter and experience00:40:02
what follows is a short one00:40:05
this letter can be repeated00:40:09
repeatedly and00:40:12
involuntarily to get rid of it00:40:14
it's enough to just have something to drink00:40:18
the letter r will help you with this00:40:25
the letter g has two components g00:40:41
the letter s indicates the degree of irritation00:40:47
beaver's wife00:40:51
This is where it usually appears00:40:53
feminine noun00:40:55
show woke up but live in stockings00:41:00
animal letter f expresses indifference00:41:04
the interlocutor’s attitude to the above00:41:07
what is there niv hiccup centuries it’s but a piece00:41:10
idiot00:41:11
letter h auxiliary letter you me00:41:14
can you hear00:41:18
the letter h goes together with the letter sh00:41:22
why did I just marry you00:41:25
there is also a letter u00:41:28
expresses an ironically negative form00:41:30
a lot of what has been said, throw it out for the sake of it00:41:34
usually followed by the letter o00:41:38
ovens00:41:40
yours00:41:41
so I went to my neighbor's house to eat for myself00:41:45
for the answer you will need a letter00:41:48
outrageously interrogative form00:41:51
I see you right now00:41:54
the letter c goes without saying00:42:01
followed by the letter m00:42:05
[music]00:42:07
letter m00:42:09
[music]00:42:11
there00:42:13
[music]00:42:19
[applause]00:42:23
Now let's study the combination of letters00:42:29
repeat00:42:34
followed by the letter combination ku00:42:38
coo coo00:42:40
ku00:42:43
in this context the letter will be useful to you00:42:46
And00:42:48
[music]00:42:50
in an unfamiliar situation, a letter will help you out00:42:54
v a sh a00:42:57
[music]00:42:59
Now let's move on to the exercises00:43:02
listen to the text00:43:04
up to rank00:43:06
this phrase can be in two versions you00:43:10
you respect me00:43:11
or you're already leaving, listen again00:43:19
the letter a in will help you as an answer00:43:22
clarifying mood a00:43:28
You00:43:30
you're leaving00:43:32
clarifying the question will help you answer00:43:35
letter double o00:43:40
Ouch00:43:42
Ouch00:43:45
Oh oh00:43:48
Ouch00:43:49
Ouch00:44:02
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh00:44:07
cleared00:44:12
logo00:44:16
a-a-a00:44:19
wow, we'll tear it down and00:44:23
[applause]00:44:34
[music]00:44:38
repeat the exercise00:44:52
I'm a00:44:58
A00:45:01
A00:45:05
my00:45:08
at00:45:09
me00:45:16
him I-a-i00:45:22
[music]00:45:31
Ah ah ah00:45:33
we really hope that our language course00:45:37
will help you find a common language with00:45:39
interlocutor on January 1, 2 and throughout00:45:43
just a month00:45:52
this is for him00:45:55
[music]00:46:03
[applause]00:46:06
our next issue will be relevant00:46:10
specifically for those families who have00:46:12
little children you know in the same00:46:15
the bustle of the New Year holidays when00:46:17
parents are running around in Polish00:46:20
New Year's gifts in shopping centers00:46:23
just a special children's room00:46:25
sitting having fun playing like this00:46:28
look at these wonderful kids00:46:33
[applause]00:46:37
son and dad now for a second00:46:39
tire store, your aunt is sitting here behind you00:46:42
will look after you well don't worry about them00:46:45
I won't take my eyes off and I must oh00:46:49
I'm sorry I couldn't speak earlier00:46:52
received an item that is on sale at what00:46:57
floor00:46:59
run Run00:47:05
Hi guys00:47:10
[music]00:47:16
baby a00:47:18
your parents are not in the children's world by any chance00:47:21
they don’t work, where did you get such a doll?00:47:28
actually I'm a boy00:47:31
I want teal pink00:47:34
mom wanted a girl00:47:37
10 years ago Yura doing things I wear and00:47:41
you're out of luck, they don't care what you're like00:47:46
smart something yesterday all night TV00:47:48
I looked again and chased my parents, no, they00:47:52
forgot to turn off the TV and there00:47:54
fixies were shown00:47:56
the infection is tightening00:47:59
reports of his little one you call him that way00:48:02
only six months until you decide00:48:06
800:48:08
young man, you haven’t seen the slurry yet00:48:12
I didn’t smell the purees but00:48:15
how much would you like00:48:18
a4 milk teeth tell you something00:48:23
he is over a year old00:48:27
year to this it turns out you saw the dollar00:48:31
for another 38 I held him and00:48:34
[music]00:48:44
guys, I don’t know what it was, but I00:48:47
liked00:48:48
you will00:48:50
I'm done00:48:53
By the way, my guy has a question: who loves what?00:48:55
I like to do new things during the day besides sleep00:48:58
giving mom a shuttle run is like, well00:49:02
Here she is, for example, cooking something in the kitchen00:49:04
and I start crying and as soon as she00:49:07
comes running, I shut up00:49:08
well, not even 100 thousand, I love my mommy00:49:11
I've had her run about 50 times and nothing00:49:14
She doesn't need the gym00:49:16
It's true what they say is that girls are their mother's00:49:19
assistants00:49:20
I want a pink cap00:49:24
I love to draw00:49:28
where are your drawings? are you coming to my home?00:49:31
came, come out on the refrigerator on00:49:33
there's a whole gallery of both on daddy's belly00:49:36
close ad I have you know everything is just me00:49:39
I like to throw my constructor around00:49:41
shelf and count how many times dad00:49:43
stepping on it will tell us the word bite00:49:48
And00:49:49
[music]00:49:55
fixies [music]00:49:57
I need to decide somehow already00:49:59
decided00:50:03
how much are you00:50:07
wow, what nice guys00:50:10
watch the joke00:50:12
who dropped a toy here?00:50:20
hold and don’t drop the agate again for an hour00:50:31
baby it's good for me to drop toys like this00:50:34
punish him00:50:36
Newbies watch and learn00:50:42
my dear my good no00:50:49
these are tears of joy00:50:53
okay, don't be bored here00:50:57
I'll be back soon00:51:00
who is this who is this my nanny was where00:51:05
lucky of course and my strict adult00:51:08
ugly why because nanny mom00:51:11
chose00:51:13
By the way, what song does the guys like?00:51:15
For example, I fall asleep to my dad's songs00:51:18
shut me down right away00:51:27
[laughter]00:51:36
I tell you I'm passing out00:51:40
I fall asleep to my dad's snoring, just to my dad's snoring00:51:43
crab is so cute snoring00:51:49
listen to the documentation and I'm the last one00:51:52
time why you can’t sleep at all we00:51:54
guardians some strange lullaby00:51:57
what valera wait he hasn't fallen asleep yet00:52:01
Valera we are not with the child, he understands everything00:52:04
Valera Valera, where did they go?00:52:07
polished on well, that's all Molière cyber00:52:10
I have a headache and00:52:13
a couple of stripes00:52:16
nice lullaby00:52:19
what lullaby did the night want to sit00:52:22
exactly who likes to eat what I recently00:52:25
switched to Japanese cuisine and00:52:27
called Foucault00:52:30
everything that looks like some kind of pirouettes00:52:34
I switched to skim milk like this00:52:38
that's how Skinner's mom a couple of kilos and now00:52:41
skim milk a00:52:43
you and I paper and00:52:48
but dad has problems with the tax office and he and00:52:56
every evening he eats paper and I follow him00:53:00
I repeat there and the woman put it on me yesterday00:53:04
I took it, well, how did I put it on, I did it and you told me00:53:07
for that [laughter]00:53:10
[music]00:53:15
Mademoiselle00:53:16
you don't need a baby00:53:20
Madam, are your parents by chance not gypsies?00:53:23
where did they get such gold from?00:53:26
Why didn’t you roll up and you saw on00:53:29
it’s immediately obvious what kind of machine she’s riding00:53:33
I cried on the spot00:53:36
And00:53:41
what is it that we are too tough for such things00:53:44
only bites guys who stand strong00:53:47
on your feet, by the way, it's a girl thing00:53:49
says I'm not a girl, I'm a boy, so00:53:54
they have pink chips here00:53:59
satisfied00:54:06
[applause]00:54:07
[music]00:54:18
on the site honestly looking at this00:54:21
I regretted the nanny that I myself did not participate in00:54:24
number00:54:25
you know, I often remember that New Year00:54:28
when I'm under the Christmas tree as a child00:54:30
I found a wonderful book of poetry00:54:34
roots of Ivanovich Chukovsky so here's to me00:54:36
it seems that if Korney Ivanovich lived00:54:38
in our time it is known00:54:41
Aibolit's work sounded somewhat00:54:44
would be different00:54:45
[music]00:54:53
good doctor aibolit00:54:56
he is sitting under a tree00:54:59
not in the ward not in the waiting room and not in00:55:03
operating room to treat radiculitis and under00:55:07
sitting by a tree00:55:09
he looks quite angry so to speak00:55:12
alert reduced aibolit unemployed00:55:15
he already00:55:21
says very quickly, well, thanks to the hydra00:55:25
form00:55:28
[applause]00:55:32
don't go to him for treatment, not a cow, not00:55:37
a she-wolf, not a bug, not a spider, not a bear00:55:40
people don't have money, where can they get it?00:55:44
animals00:55:46
[applause]00:55:47
[music]00:55:50
Yesterday's rate has changed, so to speak00:55:55
there's a new one for proform00:55:59
doctor me dry forms00:56:02
he says busily, I’ll replace the aibolit for you00:56:06
I like to fly like two fingers00:56:10
replace00:56:11
And00:56:12
came kaiba leta watchdog me chicken00:56:16
pecked on the nose looked mid'e reforms on00:56:19
barbosa what are you asking and00:56:22
Let's see and we'll treat the bass, get ready00:56:25
only both are bosses00:56:27
I don't want to bother you how long it is00:56:30
it will cost, I'll tell you honestly00:56:32
it will cost two hundred thousand00:56:35
don't worry cause mama's nose is taped00:56:39
Until we find it in a month, sign up for00:56:42
repeat appointment but it’s cheaper00:56:46
thousands so about 100 and00:56:49
from horror at the watchdog00:56:52
mih disappeared not only questions drag along00:56:56
ears00:56:58
so as not to argue about this for a long time, the doctor00:57:01
Barbossa decided to calm down, yes I agree00:57:04
it costs a lot but you don't pay for it00:57:06
shoe covers a00:57:09
then barmaley came, I only have 20000:57:13
rubles, then you'll get a patch of brilliant green and00:57:15
go and barmaley no more00:57:22
And00:57:24
crawled me dry shape worm that his00:57:27
with a sharp scalpel and you know00:57:29
probably two worms have already crawled away and00:57:34
came to me dry uniform very sad00:57:37
I came across a crocodile yesterday and00:57:40
swallowed the poop00:57:44
looking at him with braids of dry shapes00:57:47
the answer said it's not for me the question is00:57:49
water utility for you and00:57:52
the little hare came running and screamed oh oh my00:57:56
my little bunny boy got hit by a tram00:57:59
ran along the path his legs were cut00:58:00
Foreign Ministry reforms in response to troubles, look at this00:58:04
It’s better to crease the piece of paper in your palm here for now00:58:06
this is the price list for sewing on her legs00:58:09
70,000 and pay to the cashier and walk and yourself00:58:12
along the path are you a doctor here or00:58:16
I'm actually a newspaper entrepreneur00:58:18
mother if so there is another option00:58:20
we will sew 2 for the price of 100:58:23
I only needed five thousand00:58:26
walk less and00:58:28
I added this for optimism for 5 thousand00:58:31
I'll give you an enema00:58:35
it hasn't even been more than a week00:58:39
the animals went a little wild00:58:48
and all the animals came to me dry form and00:58:53
carefully knocked down the door and approached00:58:57
no one to him00:58:58
possum with a very strange but important00:59:01
question yes are you really here00:59:04
finally something00:59:05
stunned what is it about audio00:59:10
were surprised00:59:13
I work in steam in the Kalahari Sahara00:59:16
grief fernando by miter forms answer to me by00:59:19
Nothing00:59:28
We have the money then we’ll arrange it and trust me00:59:30
my friend we will feed you for free00:59:33
if you survive and suddenly00:59:36
That's why the she-wolf was indignant earlier for nothing00:59:40
I could have been treated, but you understand, auntie00:59:42
she-wolf, if it’s for nothing, then it’s for nothing to be treated00:59:45
the cow was indignant behind her, pour me00:59:48
you cows are absolutely healthy from that00:59:51
wait, we're examining first, go through00:59:54
everything went through as much as possible, swallowed an umbrella00:59:57
be careful and cats and mri and something else but01:00:00
you're all right for me here, even a puncture from01:00:03
heels01:00:04
well, great my dear, let's say, but with money01:00:07
we won't let you go01:00:13
I didn't come to work in vain, I'm now at01:00:17
if you give me an injection, I'll pay for a thousand, I'll pay for a thousand then01:00:22
there is for 2 injections I will give you an injection o01:00:25
where should you put your injection and where?01:00:28
you direct your syringe and at the same time place01:00:31
you don’t have to look for medicine for a long time there01:00:34
located01:00:42
maybe in a vein, no, it’s in the ass for a reason01:00:46
we are striving for Europe and01:00:50
that's when the phone rang01:00:53
who says he01:00:56
where from the Ministry of Health what do you need from01:01:00
toyota prado01:01:01
for whom for uncle 1 a01:01:06
another million so 5 more for him01:01:09
skipped01:01:15
more precisely, my check specifically needs them there01:01:19
I'm completely glad01:01:24
what's wrong is that you need to wander around01:01:28
chocolate top about another uncle01:01:35
ok ok I'll run and help your children01:01:39
just where do you live on the mountain or in01:01:41
in the swamp we live like in a fairy tale01:01:44
Pechersk in Koncha-Zaspa01:01:46
vacation in the Bahamas, there are offshore companies on01:01:49
you will find us at night during the day or by yourself01:01:53
we'll find you01:01:56
the animals looked around and were slightly shocked01:02:02
surprise and choke01:02:05
[applause]01:02:08
I told about it in such a funny way01:02:13
miter uniform and I note deliberately that when01:02:16
all these things we grew up on aibolit ah01:02:20
on good doctors and01:02:23
I’ll tell you there are such people among us even now01:02:30
next I don’t know yet I have 1 answer01:02:34
if we change something if somewhere01:02:39
improve improve as much as you like, important01:02:43
so as not to harm01:02:46
[music]01:02:49
[applause]01:02:51
[music] [applause]01:02:57
[music]01:03:05
Many people are waiting for January 1 not only because01:03:09
that this is a continuation of the holiday but also01:03:13
the only possibility01:03:15
get some sleep01:03:18
[applause]01:03:32
[applause]01:03:45
[applause]01:04:01
[applause]01:04:04
yura wake up you hear it's yours01:04:10
more mine but why do you have to do this01:04:12
exactly January 1st 8am is a day off01:04:18
idiot at this time decided to do repairs01:04:21
I'll go explain everything to him, it's interesting01:04:25
who is this floor neighbor our new big guy here01:04:29
this one I told about him who01:04:31
World Champion in Ultimate Fighting01:04:35
a car can be used by a person from another time01:04:37
no drilling01:04:40
Well, drill once there, I ask you01:04:42
cup Georgia yours on and I can’t no longer01:04:47
I have a very bad headache, I'm basically ready for sex01:04:50
I don't pretend anymore it hurts so much01:04:53
[applause]01:04:57
yeah what does this have to do with it01:04:59
go talk to him you are the man at the end01:05:02
finally or who found what or who else01:05:06
Do you think I was scared of this two-meter01:05:08
a big guy who knows 8 ways of strangulation01:05:11
all the lethal techniques of the school01:05:13
I'll go now I'll do it for him01:05:18
seasons will dance on my bald spot there01:05:22
you don't know by any chance you're not a dancer no01:05:25
not a dancer, how can I dance then?01:05:29
then we need to change tactics, I know that he01:05:32
do now I'll go show him der crayfish01:05:35
hibernate, ah, I’ll show you where crayfish spend the winter and not01:05:39
Do you remember where we had a city map01:05:41
bodies of water I'm not sorry so I wish he01:05:44
would show der crayfish hibernate01:05:48
Stella is already at least somewhat deceased01:05:51
now quickly shop for sandpaper like a01:05:54
I'll beat him with sandpaper for whose sake I'll go around01:05:57
ass01:05:58
this will kick him where in the world are you and us01:06:02
ass 3 rolls need to be bought01:06:05
technology quiet you01:06:07
seems to have stopped01:06:10
scared01:06:12
felt my displeasure01:06:19
these are the ones you break, he’s afraid and overthrows01:06:22
there was this one there, here I am and mana, well01:06:27
stop talking already, go talk to him01:06:30
you don't know what I'll do with it yet oh I don't know01:06:34
what will I do with him, you don’t know what with01:06:36
they did it no, and I don’t know what happened to him01:06:39
I'll do the same for him, you know he can01:06:42
do to me01:06:44
good with him I don’t know about Yura just do it01:06:49
there is no peace in the world anymore01:06:52
hurry me up and let the person say goodbye01:06:55
with family and friends01:06:58
finally write a will01:07:01
if he doesn't stop in five minutes01:07:04
you'll write my will01:07:06
ten01:07:08
even before the magic pulse its now I'll go god01:07:13
holy man, you better not see this oh01:07:16
it's better for you not lady listen maybe01:07:20
packard your mom will go away for a week01:07:21
dota no01:07:24
if I go to your mom01:07:27
I'm kidding, why are you there and you're scared of it?01:07:30
2 meters hippopotamus from I won’t go like that now01:07:34
can I do this to him now for this01:07:36
you won't see it so I'll show you how it is01:07:38
there were horns open the door behind the take hear01:07:40
you look at my eyes, they're wrong, you hear01:07:43
look at my eyes01:07:45
now let's go what are you saying I'm the ones01:07:58
you'll spend hours hurting his drills the most01:08:02
boom and broke01:08:06
listen to this neighbor, get out of here01:08:11
joker in front of his wife she will repeat herself you01:08:14
asked me there, I think the drill will win01:08:19
there will be no carriages of the year01:08:21
well there you almost say you almost not01:08:27
Understand01:08:28
I'm walking01:08:29
Sorry01:08:31
but shop this is the last time the show is in01:08:35
the last time your drill broke01:08:38
so that 8 times it’s clear I can’t hear01:08:44
clear with the conclusion01:08:49
heard01:08:55
he apologized to me three times01:08:59
I felt sorry for him for once01:09:03
he doesn't have a drill, let's see what he does01:09:05
now he'll start singing01:09:07
[music]01:09:19
what an idiot, I don’t know what he needs now01:09:22
I don't know what she thinks01:09:25
there is no drill, but here it is, a drill, here it is01:09:29
she and the car, you know where I’ll put the drill01:09:33
where in the cartridge01:09:37
I found a drill, imagine I want one01:09:42
Let's all go in and I'll make your dacha noisy01:09:45
they are not01:09:46
normal to the body's spring and collapse01:09:49
Please01:09:50
are you an idiot01:09:53
Why did you give him a drill and to hell with it01:09:57
I have one more01:10:01
I'm tired of oil, I'm calling the police01:10:05
the police are better off delivering the pizza right away01:10:08
for some reason it's always faster01:10:11
the police came, our neighbor is scheme01:10:16
behind the wall and today seems to be a day off01:10:18
we agreed, we talked to him and01:10:21
stops writing repair street about that01:10:25
6 apartment 1201:10:27
thanks for the difference just a second hello police01:10:30
you can ask for a while from01:10:32
they grabbed pizza on the way01:10:35
Damn, what about the new police care?01:10:38
about people yes yes with bacon until we wait01:10:46
I want to sleep01:10:49
my nerves can't stand it, listen well01:10:53
At least let's go see this psychotherapist01:10:56
do you think he will restore my nerves to01:10:59
the reason is your nerves she has a couch there01:11:00
there is free time there and you can sleep01:11:03
here I am and I will do my best01:11:07
and I did it to him now01:11:11
Kyiv police who are making noise at your place?01:11:14
everyone behind the wall can describe it01:11:17
such a healthy guy, meter ninety01:11:20
tall champion in fighting without rules01:11:25
yes yes write a false call01:11:30
here's your pizza01:11:32
Bon appetit01:11:34
Guys01:11:36
[applause]01:11:38
well at least let's eat something01:11:43
balin01:11:45
not an apartment, some kind of dentist office01:11:49
go figure it out a bit and what are you thinking?01:11:53
who am I going of course what are you saying01:11:56
we can have it all01:11:59
I'll have time to do it there01:12:02
why are you going to go there? I want to01:12:06
I'm standing, I'm getting ready just choose to you01:12:08
it's like breaking two fingers, the mind can't01:12:11
this is at best01:12:13
Well01:12:15
Well, what are you worth if you're not now01:12:18
you go then I'll do this I'll do this this01:12:20
knows that my husband listens to rags and01:12:23
We've been living here for five years whoever you want01:12:24
surprise with this01:12:27
in this case, the map needs to be smart01:12:31
It’s impossible to solve the problem here without a bottle01:12:33
figure it out, what if he doesn’t drink?01:12:36
here he is a bottle I hardly need you01:12:38
afraid to meet me okay take it already01:12:41
this bottle go talk to him at the end01:12:43
After all, I won't go until you learn01:12:46
cook delicious porridge01:12:49
what does this have to do with it because after01:12:52
I can talk to him for the rest of my life01:12:54
there is only porridge01:13:06
ok, I'll look it up on the internet now01:13:10
what should you do in such cases?01:13:14
here they write if my neighbor is bigger than you01:13:17
they fail to agree not so much01:13:19
one way out of this situation01:13:21
one accurate01:13:23
accentuated sudden blow to the jaw01:13:29
Otherwise, how come I didn’t think of this myself?01:13:39
get out01:13:44
I mean, I would have finished everything there by now01:13:47
basically i know its part of the point01:13:51
all over the world but on this you can bone him01:13:53
neighborly but so normal maybe01:13:58
we give you 100 you can sit there at01:14:02
would you01:14:03
will drill and01:14:05
Yes01:14:06
why not, otherwise I ask for mine, he01:14:10
which year only promises a bath there01:14:13
I need a bun in the corridor, a picture and in01:14:17
throw a curtain like that in the bedroom too, yes01:14:20
come on, I'll show you the sense of drilling01:14:22
and she is my house, I will return here again01:14:27
[music]01:14:44
We don’t even have friends from our program01:14:45
a small section called forgotten01:14:48
names and guest for today's column Victor01:14:52
Fedorovich01:14:53
you know at one time Sergei and I01:14:56
wrote 1 issue in which Victor01:14:59
Fedorovich learned to play chess and I01:15:01
I think many people remember him yes01:15:06
but not many people know what this number is01:15:09
preceded by a slightly different number01:15:12
which we unfortunately or fortunately01:15:14
then we were unable to write it to us and01:15:16
it was invented now I can’t wait for it already01:15:20
North Sergey please enjoy, take it01:15:22
their places01:15:27
everything is passing and music is eternal with01:15:31
in these words common-law spouse01:15:33
Viktor Fedorovich decided to make him01:15:36
new year gift certificate for01:15:39
one music lesson to your01:15:43
[applause]01:15:51
[music]01:15:55
Good afternoon01:15:57
hello how can I say this01:16:01
how do I know how you can say that01:16:06
is it you music teacher calling me01:16:10
Seraphim Lvovich Sera who01:16:13
Seraphim Lvovich and surname01:16:16
Lvovich is a surname01:16:20
well, but most Lvovich, that is01:16:25
its turns out semaphore seraphim up01:16:28
lvovich lvovich absolutely right and you01:16:32
I will then be Viktor Fedorovich Fedorovich01:16:35
great, well let's get started and01:16:39
so what brought you to me you know me01:16:42
my beloved woman did this to01:16:46
new year gift01:16:47
gave me a certificate for one lesson01:16:49
music so I'm kind of unprofessional01:16:52
and so tighten it like a pumpkin for the general01:16:55
development yes yes and I thought development then01:16:58
why not01:17:00
don't worry, you're in safe hands01:17:02
hands I come from seven with rich01:17:05
musical traditions01:17:06
grandfather was a master of ceremonies01:17:08
father kappel diner01:17:11
Of course he will tell you more, grandfather01:17:14
was a German, the father of the Jews will be preserved01:17:17
I understand you had a difficult childhood01:17:20
yes I graduated from the conservatory01:17:22
I worked for the Philharmonic for 10 years and now01:17:25
I am the choirmaster of the Bolshoi Theater01:17:28
a small mentor you understand but not01:17:31
at all01:17:32
the names came, you don’t understand the small ones and the ottoman01:17:36
Maly is a theater whose mentor I am01:17:40
I am and it is thanks to this status that I can01:17:43
walking with delight so to speak01:17:45
in a big way01:17:54
how can I say this to you01:17:58
we are already at that age01:18:02
when to go anyway it’s already like01:18:06
delight understands01:18:09
you have no idea how long you will be01:18:12
our meeting is useful, I will introduce you to01:18:15
mozart aham beethoven thank you then01:18:18
as Alaverdi I will also introduce you01:18:21
with the right people thank you in one word I01:18:24
I’ll open the door to the world of music for you and this01:18:27
it won’t work, why if this is the world of music01:18:30
which are on the playground then there are doors01:18:32
open automatically01:18:34
no you didn’t understand that I didn’t understand twice01:18:37
I checked with what and in general celery palych01:18:41
Seraphim Lvovich yes01:18:44
let's get straight to01:18:46
give me music and first of all to me01:18:49
As a musician I would like to listen to you01:18:54
whatever you say01:19:01
I was born in01:19:03
1950 one01:19:05
in the village of Zhukovka, Donetsk region, in a family01:19:08
locomotive driver I beg your pardon01:19:11
I don’t understand, I wouldn’t like to listen to you01:19:13
I would find it by listening01:19:19
I don't think so now01:19:21
listened01:19:24
decided01:19:26
I was born in01:19:28
195001:19:30
Zhukovka village01:19:33
you don't understand, no need to say anything01:19:35
I want to listen to you, wash and listen01:19:41
you in this sense, oh sanya wife, let's but01:19:44
I am principled regarding health01:19:46
switches01:19:54
virtual scam what are you doing all the mouse01:19:58
they wanted to listen to me they wanted to listen01:20:00
in view of the sound and they would say so01:20:08
do you want me to ask you to go to sleep now?01:20:11
what's happening I don't understand let's do better01:20:13
Let's study basic musical terms01:20:16
tell me you are familiar with such concepts as01:20:19
quartet quintet sextet01:20:24
but apparently the bills were driven yes01:20:27
or not01:20:29
not quite a quartet, it's when there are four01:20:32
human quintet 5 sextet 6 and when 701:20:36
man is brass knuckles01:20:39
and like brass knuckles, but if there are seven in front of you01:20:42
man the best thing is brass knuckles there is no other01:20:46
option, well then pate why almost01:20:48
but if there are seven of them you don’t have brass knuckles from01:20:51
you are my pate, believe me, I know that01:20:54
I’m not saying this for the first time, let’s move on so well01:20:57
let's get straight to class01:20:59
I have a question for you, tell me before01:21:01
this was played on some musical01:21:04
instruments and then my youth01:21:07
played the cello01:21:21
on what01:21:24
welland didn't go01:21:26
maybe cellos01:21:32
wait, are you implying now that01:21:35
I've been doing this all this time01:21:37
played wrong01:21:40
yes no win most likely correctly01:21:43
just on the wrong instrument01:21:44
but sorry what was it like they say01:21:48
so today we will study01:21:51
piano yes, but in our case it is01:21:54
electric piano and what it consists of01:21:58
body with a key and actually two01:22:01
pedals, you understand, yes, it’s clear, I mean01:22:04
machine01:22:06
automatic, of course, manual is when01:22:10
three pedals or already changed that no no01:22:14
this is not a mechanical piano, this is different01:22:16
automatic why are you confusing me what is the consumption01:22:19
around town01:22:20
ask for fish for consumption01:22:24
electricity and also a power saw for me01:22:27
Got it right or is it a hybrid no no01:22:30
you don’t understand, I won’t explain everything to you now01:22:31
I don't need to explain01:22:33
I'll call the driver now and I'll understand01:22:36
since such a driver why do you wait for a while01:22:38
Grisha Grisha will say eat on the machine01:22:41
you drive and01:22:42
you will be able to travel at the same time01:22:45
machine and play the piano01:22:49
what do you mean who is this Viktor Fedorovich01:22:52
what will you do, these days01:22:56
get and how unreal it is that you01:22:58
Let's tell this man sitting next to him already in01:23:01
10 this is also what he does for the most part01:23:04
managed to walk01:23:06
viktorovich which driver to fix01:23:08
the car is a piano it can't eat01:23:11
you know I understand great let's go01:23:16
let's go the knife can't drive what what01:23:19
you're confusing me, you're aiming for schism01:23:21
Serafima Lvovich don’t interrupt me and01:23:24
so we have a piano in front of you01:23:28
keys that is, notes notes together in01:23:31
together form the stave owl01:23:35
Chew me, I'm off course01:23:37
I know a little geography, so what does it have to do with it01:23:40
kyrgyzstan pakistan stave let's01:23:44
let's move on to the music, oh my goodness01:23:46
so the first note yes yes well well01:23:53
catch me, I understand that this activity is necessary01:23:56
pay yes no need to pay anything sit down01:24:00
and we’re just studying the notes, you see01:24:03
look01:24:04
[music]01:24:07
second octave write down the octave it is from01:24:11
the capital of Canada is enough for me in geography01:24:14
drive01:24:17
ok so let's continue to study in scales01:24:20
only seven notes, the last note is B is mine01:24:24
beloved to the fallen and because I am a seraphim01:24:27
then I have 2 favorites but what are you up to01:24:30
era why darvish01:24:35
it's great what you see, you're already a little bit01:24:38
understand the notes and now on this01:24:40
about this, let's write down a little01:24:42
musical exercise in waltz tempo01:24:46
there are three quarters, take your notebook01:24:49
write down three quarters01:24:54
by for01:24:59
salt01:25:02
and sol fa sol and on01:25:07
I'm not with the limit01:25:13
to me do gray01:25:19
so you got something very good01:25:22
delicious apparently happy01:25:24
delicious and I already understand this recipe01:25:27
some kind of fish yes01:25:29
well, you said three quarters yourself01:25:32
trout01:25:34
sol fa sol01:25:36
salami floor sausage I understood correctly01:25:40
what kind of fish why sausage and because01:25:42
the best fish is sausage01:25:45
I would just like to clarify01:25:47
house door and it is better to take fresh or01:25:50
cask01:25:59
A01:26:00
[applause]01:26:09
oh well01:26:13
[music]01:26:16
limited liability company01:26:21
what does this have to do with it, I just wanted to check01:26:24
if you have hearing yes of course I have01:26:27
I hear what kind of questions are vlogs01:26:30
musical ear understand01:26:32
look, I’ll turn away now and you’ll01:26:35
piano what we press and I'll say what01:26:38
you clicked and let's do it01:26:54
but what did she press up to01:26:59
why can't I hear anything because01:27:01
you worthless words01:27:04
why did you press the pedal?01:27:08
such a pedal key press any note01:27:12
memory could they say or something01:27:14
please that's great this is up to the first01:27:19
octaves and now press the same dock01:27:21
only higher01:27:29
[music]01:27:31
higher01:27:38
[music]01:27:40
higher01:27:47
[music]01:27:51
[applause]01:27:54
[music]01:27:57
Victor souls where we got into but you01:27:59
go down to the furniture to ruin it01:28:01
you will hear Singapore my nickname is Seraphim01:28:04
Lvovich what difference do you have01:28:06
some other notes to the cafe and you01:28:09
I'm interested, I'm interested, but that's why01:28:11
containers and but so a01:28:14
I mean, music is not like that, but here01:28:20
no let's start changing the instrument01:28:23
we'll look for others, good for you01:28:26
I wanted to play01:28:27
accordion harpsichord timpani01:28:32
okay let's try to walk through01:28:35
strings like yours with double bass01:28:43
you know before in ukraine there was everything01:28:46
well established01:28:48
then these latest events in short01:28:51
saying all the double bass is covered01:28:55
a cover where you can say a cover only01:28:58
female01:29:02
how about some percussion thanks I had a snack01:29:05
no longer a thought01:29:07
A what if brass01:29:10
What about01:29:12
horn no horn I'm busy let's01:29:15
best pony to do on the sheet01:29:20
bassoon01:29:23
forgot something01:29:27
Why forget fugats in English?01:29:31
time past simple I taught simply01:29:36
hike tool tool forgotten01:29:40
it turns out01:29:42
understand this tool is amazing01:29:44
sounding it sounds like like a seal seal01:29:48
you understand01:29:49
yes of course I remember my time in it01:29:54
I mean I drove into it but I was driving along01:29:58
on the road I see a seal ahead I have started01:30:01
drove into it yes it was so normal01:30:04
consecrated has traveled enough meters01:30:07
three hundred and hit the road again01:30:09
got the tunnel01:30:12
yes yes that means I didn’t drive into the seal mine01:30:17
conscience is clear01:30:18
sofa01:30:20
got ready to cook and01:30:33
I'm sorry for what we're doing now01:30:36
developing the mouth01:30:40
why but I thought maybe you01:30:43
would be interested in the oboe01:30:47
who are you, is it a tool or orientation01:30:52
[music]01:30:54
instrument of course, but how to play it01:30:57
very simple just like on the bassoon only01:31:01
you have to put the canes in your mouth01:31:07
that you are confused by the second part of your01:31:11
offers01:31:14
what kind of cane?01:31:16
special just for this and you01:31:19
develop your mouth put it in your mouth simple01:31:22
let's air you also have your fingers01:31:27
try it, I’ll bring it right now, maybe it’s not necessary01:31:30
highway nearby01:31:35
Alen01:31:37
darling, tell me this is definitely a certificate for01:31:41
music lessons01:31:42
at01:31:43
I feel like I'm in the wrong office01:31:50
I have to disappoint you01:31:53
oboe in someone's arms you me01:31:56
made me happy01:31:59
[applause]01:32:02
you can or maybe we’ll just give it to you01:32:08
I'll give you a dam right now by war with my fist01:32:12
and with fists from the elbow you are going to call01:32:16
shut up01:32:19
you give it and now I’m going out, what?01:32:23
what I learned01:32:27
drive a car and play the piano01:32:32
listen, what if you also put it in your mouth?01:32:35
cane01:32:39
you can01:32:41
try, of course, practice and01:32:45
buckshot, how can you go and play?01:32:47
at the same time Grisha, why do you play anymore01:32:50
the dog waltz is talking in the car01:32:54
it's just like a dog waltz you're an idiot I'm01:32:58
I told you not to let your dogs in01:33:01
If only they would dry clean the interior01:33:04
a mile away tambourine tambourine now I am him01:33:07
will receive and not01:33:11
[music]01:33:20
emergency room January 101:33:26
Well01:33:28
How was the New Year at this garden?01:33:32
Ivanovich by candlelight01:33:34
Yes, you and Dmitry, she’s such a romantic01:33:38
romantic of the world Yuvan has not been home for a month and01:33:42
jack we all talk about what are you talking about01:33:45
I haven’t had water for six months, imagine the floor01:33:49
I don't know the resident for two days01:33:51
maybe you can live without water and here is a mango01:33:53
but I don’t know, I fit my wife, I’ll find it01:33:56
I'll kill you empty01:34:01
While still serving, the snow woman came to us01:34:04
I don't know if he has a carrot01:34:08
listening in the morning until the water was knocked out too01:34:11
you tormented yourself, at least you drank some water, okay01:34:15
let's register the person, have a seat01:34:25
that first name last name place of work atanov01:34:29
Nikolai, head of the housing department01:34:40
Atanov Nikolai tell me01:34:45
Now I’ll finish off the ok warrior, calm down Dima01:34:48
you swore the Hippocratic oath and I did to my wife01:34:51
I swore an oath and if I find this creature I01:34:52
I will destroy the mortar, a person from our bottom can01:34:55
what's the difference?01:35:01
what to do logo revelry01:35:04
alas, when to go to apartments and01:35:07
develop and01:35:10
after all, what jack are you from but at 74 s01:35:14
from ours tell me01:35:19
Well, Nikolay Atanov I ask for01:35:24
X-ray, let's start educational01:35:28
work stand here straight and don't breathe01:35:32
lean up to the point go nothing01:35:36
And01:35:38
I don't have a month of light, but that's enough01:35:43
well how do you feel01:35:47
I got it look01:35:50
stop stop stop we need to come in one more time01:35:54
with the bitrate what did you forget about the film to become01:35:56
white tone of the year01:35:58
no one has ever died from an x-ray01:36:01
straightaway01:36:06
[applause]01:36:08
I think you're getting too much radiation01:36:11
let me see the film is all lit up01:36:13
white nothing visible need one more time01:36:16
until the last time let's01:36:21
everything is there and enough01:36:24
congratulations we have an x-ray01:36:29
[music]01:36:30
what's good and bad news is bad01:36:33
you have a garland in your stomach01:36:37
good good we are so festive01:36:39
Haven't seen an x-ray for a long time01:36:42
doctors, there's something on my x-ray01:36:45
with your hands as if you can see without an x-ray01:36:48
you have them growing up but not01:36:51
worry everything is fine with your hands01:36:54
the main thing is a cast for six months in no case01:36:57
don’t take off where you can’t wash for six months01:37:08
listen but I thank you like you01:37:10
I haven’t washed for six months and nothing has survived until01:37:14
we are not doctors you you you01:37:18
you are rushing john made up your mind01:37:23
let the mouse sit until the hacks for sure01:37:26
hacks until the mouse forgot his blood01:37:29
take absolutely right let's go to01:37:31
manipulative here is Artem Ivanovich01:37:34
where will we get the blood from the pig and or from01:37:36
demolition finger01:37:42
took everything ok oh how ugly01:37:46
it turned out that we are wearing brother we01:37:49
Let's take this blue electrical tape and that's it01:37:53
let's correct it as I said before01:38:00
big you say there if it leaks01:38:04
then we'll close my throat01:38:07
[applause]01:38:12
doctor please can you locate me01:38:15
I'll clean out the sewers for you in Rome01:38:17
everything else just let me go please01:38:20
let me go, I personally won’t let you go01:38:23
worry, the main thing is that01:38:26
the corridor that's why kharitonova go01:38:29
straight and don't turn ok ok01:38:32
initial housing and communal services and let's start the operation01:38:37
I didn’t understand the apartments on the mast where it was01:38:40
I let him go just about to trepanate01:38:42
do Dmitry Anatolyevich you saw01:38:44
how many pensioners are there in our corridor?01:38:47
without ours you are by nationality, his brain is not here01:38:49
don't worry now01:38:50
[applause]01:38:54
who can of course can last name first name01:38:59
place of work Rovny Nikolay Petrovich01:39:03
boss01:39:05
Kyiv and Baldura01:39:15
what kind of holiday is such a good evening01:39:19
smooth01:39:20
[music]01:39:31
now I would like to talk again01:39:33
on the topic of children, a friend of mine once01:39:35
I noticed that fathers who do not go to01:39:37
parent-teacher meetings appear at school01:39:40
exactly twice on New Year's party and01:39:44
for graduation and New Year's party in01:39:47
high school watching01:39:52
[applause]01:39:53
[music]01:39:56
son of a hike, we are alone here01:39:59
it turns out dad kept his word that you have01:40:02
there will be the best costume at the matinee01:40:05
who am I who are you01:40:08
and who did you want to be batman01:40:13
yeah that's it, you're Batman01:40:19
No01:40:20
I meant sushi yesterday01:40:23
A01:40:24
come on01:40:26
cities you are a bunny01:40:31
I'm the tail01:40:33
well then01:40:36
So01:40:39
Well, you're one hundred percent bunny01:40:43
scared01:40:45
our fashions bunny and I are already at01:40:49
matinee yes yes yes yes01:40:56
What are you saying01:40:58
do we have a better suit?01:41:02
We're definitely already in the finals, come on01:41:04
for now, well, Andryusha, let's start our01:41:07
victorious procession with hydration and01:41:11
disinfection so well done01:41:13
disinfect the best inside, what about you?01:41:17
Doctor or what, I do it with alcohol01:41:21
who is this you and this is our boy here01:41:27
who is the girl01:41:29
you see Andrew gnomes only externally01:41:32
I don’t know how to feel funny at all01:41:35
I meant a suit01:41:38
you looked Batman but of course we01:41:41
watched Batman and then the bunny01:41:47
bunny yes01:41:50
here's a bunny, look at his little frills and01:41:54
sequins and silk tights and ponytail01:41:58
furry bunny straight from a luxury fairy tale01:42:02
we have a bunny of such harsh reality01:42:07
where for heating one and a half grand and for01:42:11
electricity is paid in hryvnia, what if01:42:15
someone slept with the lights off01:42:17
maybe it would be cheaper too01:42:21
Laika how many times to say it’s not a joke01:42:24
grandmother01:42:26
so you take your old lady grandma and01:42:29
the whole family sit down in the corner over there and01:42:32
watch us get first place01:42:34
because we have the best01:42:36
runaway bunny01:42:38
we are better ourselves01:42:42
bunny pour some chick01:42:45
Should the children drink or something?01:42:48
disinfect I didn't say anything there01:42:52
when you have psy code on hand01:43:02
Is this what is so in full swing for the hike?01:43:06
son's best ice suit01:43:10
say hello with products01:43:12
do they even know that there is a kindergarten here?01:43:16
electronics store give up yes01:43:19
I'm sorry01:43:21
colleague to colleague or01:43:24
who is it you01:43:27
transformer01:43:28
what are you doing01:43:33
about and batman watched son and bacon01:43:36
looked, well, yes, what is a bunny01:43:40
This01:43:41
you see all the bunnies here except yours01:43:44
son because we are on parental01:43:46
the meeting agreed that the girls01:43:48
snowflakes and boys are bunnies01:43:50
then I didn’t break those rules on hold01:43:54
And01:43:55
nothing somehow got out of it all the time01:44:05
[applause]01:44:10
real transformer hare01:44:16
then we also have a transformer hare01:44:22
what did you do transformer transformer01:44:26
By the way, my bunny is six months old01:44:28
I made the suit and we have my mother’s fur coat01:44:30
short fur coat turned into a ponytail01:44:33
do all this in order to01:44:35
please one child's child with this01:44:39
pleased 300 one child with a costume and01:44:42
how interesting it is, but 300 Chinese01:44:46
the kids who made this costume and01:44:49
one of mine which vanos01:44:57
but if our suit gets damaged somewhere01:44:59
I can sew a lunge in what on and 10001:45:01
no need to send anywhere01:45:03
send us full comprehensive insurance01:45:05
registered by rank, the little men will come to01:45:08
they'll take it to a tow truck, they've done everything, and if01:45:11
something will happen to us with the suit nothing01:45:13
terrible I still have two west and01:45:16
Costello is God who is he anyway01:45:18
brought a child in a log costume01:45:20
Actually, this is the uniform of the Ukrainian national team01:45:23
I'm already talking in a log suit01:45:29
guys, we're sorry, we're not even 23, kindergarten isn't 1401:45:35
vigorous loaf came out again in the wrong place01:45:39
It's amazing that you even wear such costumes01:45:41
got somewhere01:45:43
Andryushenka come on while we are so beautiful01:45:45
salsa Germans, that's how you'll do it with grandma01:45:48
taking pictures with me beautifully understood01:45:53
I'm sorry, you probably want01:45:54
It's easy to take a photo until it's dry01:45:57
camera on this side stand there01:46:01
so lips forward so leg period01:46:06
slightly back arms to the side01:46:09
A01:46:11
it turned out well it worked out of course01:46:15
Yokarny bobay me what about water photo01:46:17
little to do now daddy everything01:46:20
organizes guys come out01:46:23
[music]01:46:33
I'm sorry01:46:36
can we somehow take a photo without01:46:40
problems and I rented them for an hour01:46:42
come on price01:46:44
put it like that from there01:46:47
come to me . A01:46:51
you01:46:54
Thank you01:46:56
Then you can poison me and what kind for you?01:47:00
left or right01:47:02
I'd like to talk about photos, whatever you want01:47:06
free to listen as much as you can01:47:09
they arrange their own show program but01:47:12
let your kids go to fashion awards01:47:15
and they won't have a chance really01:47:17
he decides you're tense, it doesn't matter to me01:47:21
whoever my son wants to be01:47:23
chimney sweeps will want museum workers01:47:25
the main thing is that he likes it right01:47:29
that's right Andryusha, you too will become who you are01:47:31
you want it sold only to the best01:47:35
a dancer and I will already have a prosecutor01:47:41
It's been 10 years since experience has been added to the labor force01:47:44
book01:47:47
dad01:47:52
Happy New Year01:47:56
Let's go around the house and hand out gifts01:48:00
so let's breathe and 1 from the hip is beautiful01:48:04
position number three years in this like this01:48:07
monate I just drank a little under01:48:09
move away01:48:10
your name is the boy bunny the flashest01:48:15
izzat and so the fashion bunny01:48:18
goes to01:48:20
goes to01:48:26
ballet shoes the most stylish ballroom01:48:30
shoe the most stylish ballroom shoes for you01:48:35
I've been doing well this year with the new one01:48:38
happy new year, boy here you go01:48:41
you see he's Irish how it turned out grandpa01:48:44
Frost gave you ballroom shoes and I01:48:46
I just listed you as the best01:48:48
ballroom dancing are you happy01:48:51
Jeff is happy01:48:59
who are you boy01:49:02
what kind of car do you turn into so where01:49:06
let's do it quickly without improvisation and01:49:08
so the transformer gets it01:49:14
10 iphone01:49:17
I wanted to give 18 in honor of the year01:49:21
They can't even do this for me01:49:22
negotiate money there are opportunities01:49:26
as they say before01:49:30
boy you must be very, very01:49:33
big behaved well this year01:49:36
of course it's good he's a prosecutor and01:49:40
the prosecutor and we don’t behave badly with01:49:43
happy new year with new happiness01:49:45
A01:49:50
Who are you01:49:52
boy grandpa did you watch batman no01:49:59
then I'm batman01:50:03
[applause]01:50:06
and Batman gets it01:50:12
drill01:50:14
like a drill to my grandfather, a drill-screwdriver for what01:50:18
you're scaring me01:50:22
hold it boy01:50:25
what kind of son is this?01:50:31
every self-respecting Batman should01:50:34
be your own01:50:35
gun and01:50:40
[music]01:50:42
screwdriver01:50:46
[music]01:50:55
and now I would like to turn to01:50:57
to men dear men01:50:59
never hide anything from yours01:51:03
wives first of all it's not safe01:51:06
secondly, she will find out everything anyway, but how01:51:10
you will now learn from our special01:51:12
headings family vicissitudes visiting01:51:15
to which theater and film actor Alexey 301:51:18
TNK your bliss cops01:51:20
[music]01:51:25
weak well where are they often new year well01:51:28
do something01:51:30
Please01:51:33
[applause]01:51:34
[music]01:51:39
by the way for a whole hour01:51:43
last time this year01:51:50
it's already arrived I didn't understand something you01:51:54
started celebrating without menu gives look01:51:57
what a gift did you give01:51:59
the king is the backlight tadili the most important thing01:52:05
no yes yes01:52:09
[music]01:52:10
your phone is ringing01:52:14
hello hello hello how are you hello words you01:52:20
I didn't forget that you have something in your kitchen01:52:21
getting ready01:52:22
I'll call you back, lay there in my kitchen meat01:52:27
Victorian getting ready for the night beloved01:52:29
love this marble brookie01:52:34
sushi that you can call from the watch01:52:39
mobile is something that knows words but it01:52:42
doesn't know about one great feature01:52:46
How01:52:48
some kind of proof that01:52:51
we hear him now01:52:56
How interesting01:52:58
come on 3 well why are you late and because01:53:02
someone's been getting ready for a long time, I'm already sitting01:53:04
dressed in a hallway jacket she's just01:53:07
comes out of the shower01:53:09
only01:53:11
come here please01:53:14
yes dargah01:53:16
tiger01:53:21
here a woman asks why us01:53:24
we were late01:53:26
it's because of me that I'm such a dumbass and I went01:53:29
the most traffic jams01:53:31
that's all, well I'll go yeah01:53:38
but why did I call I want to apologize that I'm sorry01:53:43
we were late01:53:46
braces you know how to apologize, come on01:53:49
Let's listen to what else they tell us but01:53:52
I understand they gave me the watch, what do you think?01:53:54
what will yours give you anyway?01:53:58
a bunch of vodka under no razor01:54:03
only up to the kitten badger01:54:09
I'm listening, this is what I thought the words were already01:54:12
received my gift, what if I give you01:54:15
now I'll give you your razor01:54:19
home after after 1201:54:23
day after tomorrow01:54:28
thanks, you understand01:54:34
but what happened at the Kremlin besides the boat01:54:38
will fly through the menu01:54:40
My daughter only has a watch, we can do everything01:54:43
you can really give a boat to that person01:54:45
torment you right now, you know, I also wanted a fur coat01:54:48
received01:54:50
blender01:54:53
Same01:54:55
I haven’t already given you a watch, what is it?01:54:58
fell what01:55:00
such parking lots for men where the spirit is lucky01:55:04
Frenchman01:55:06
Slavochka can I see you for a second01:55:10
Yes, I told you myself that I love you01:55:14
what's happened01:55:18
nothing but I love you that's okay01:55:26
[music]01:55:29
it really costs a lot of money, understandable01:55:33
case, I bought 40 hryvnia at the market for01:55:36
half liter01:55:40
someone is going to smell here now01:55:43
40 hryvnia01:55:44
I didn’t give this to heaven, but on what01:55:49
market took palm March 8 visa01:55:53
what an [ __ ] he is, I don’t even have a razor01:55:57
will receive01:55:59
flags something happened so much to eat01:56:03
started about how you were driven three times01:56:06
stopped at gas stations01:56:09
I just haven't eaten anything since this morning01:56:11
the gas station has such delicious hot dogs01:56:15
according to you, the volume is just normal01:56:18
I was afraid of living less in the field volume01:56:21
small yes okay not volume yes no01:56:25
listening let's go away the weekend01:56:30
cool idea I've been wanting to try for a long time01:56:33
something new that's the main thing01:56:36
don't tell the women, they don't say anything01:56:38
will notice or are all cars the same?01:56:45
By the way, you asked for your time off on Friday01:56:49
coincided01:56:50
Naturally, where you are is very interesting01:56:54
Slavochka can I see you01:56:58
Yes, thank you, you remember that we and Friday to01:57:01
mom km and let's go01:57:09
before01:57:11
you can01:57:16
I remembered that we01:57:19
they warmed me up, in general I won’t go01:57:23
[music]01:57:26
Yes01:57:33
still such a battle my payot I keep mine in01:57:38
tight rein because what because01:57:41
that aleksey yezhova no one will try01:57:44
never01:57:48
come here01:57:52
year01:57:54
alexis01:57:56
on friday we go shopping01:58:08
Well, what are you going too, what am I going?01:58:13
just reminded the woman to get it done01:58:15
didn't count on me because the bath01:58:18
201:58:19
sense only01:58:26
A01:58:27
kitten little lion you got me right01:58:30
got it on Friday Christmas01:58:33
sale and we'll be with you until the night01:58:35
shopping01:58:36
[music]01:58:54
I don’t understand anything, what is there to understand?01:58:56
your offspring Lesha I'm still on the boat01:58:59
business before01:59:02
you will probably never have this ratio01:59:06
quarrel01:59:09
until then you just understand why I have01:59:13
there is one secret only she starts01:59:16
scream right away I say that she is fine01:59:19
looks and instantly puts up with work01:59:21
question, but we’ll check this now01:59:24
Alexey01:59:26
Dear Lesh, when will you disassemble the balcony?01:59:32
everything is littered, my wife wants me01:59:35
give the piano so Nick ours put it01:59:39
god you are so beautiful01:59:42
more like you died and stop tanking01:59:45
to the eyes of Palmann who01:59:48
crossed everything, go already01:59:54
Yes, this one and the heel of the light give me the heel02:00:00
just wanted to play along listen to the words02:00:04
wandered deeply thinking about what he was thinking about02:00:06
nothing in the eye and not in one eye Ilyukha and I02:00:09
I don’t know, but I know I have bottles there02:00:12
I've got it hidden, I'll bring it now02:00:20
yourself why do you need a ficus there you are a chicken02:00:23
meat needs to be added02:00:34
and I think he waters them himself02:00:39
youtube02:00:45
[applause]02:00:48
A02:00:49
why do you need 2 ficus there is a cult recipe02:00:52
meat needs to be added02:00:54
please osib02:01:01
[applause]02:01:05
listen to something, the number of ficus trees is growing02:01:08
no alcohol sleep02:01:17
words02:01:18
why do you need a globe? We want to find a [ __ ]02:01:21
homeland of ficus02:01:24
I think South America is the same02:01:29
listen to the growth corps02:01:33
everyone is tired of their chatter, concluding Lyokha you02:01:38
where do you hide the answer stash, don’t turn it off02:01:42
in a casing and yarn02:01:45
I would never have thought02:01:48
Don’t you wonder where Tula is hiding?02:01:51
I don't have a stash because I know that she02:01:53
under the sofa and I have a stick under the sofa02:01:58
but she admits that's why I have it there02:02:01
only small money02:02:04
A02:02:05
That's the big money I keep in dollars02:02:08
[laughter]02:02:11
except02:02:15
as they say, he wants to hide something02:02:18
hide it in plain sight02:02:23
Where02:02:25
our02:02:28
before02:02:29
Alexey I have one very special message for you02:02:32
serious question seriously please02:02:35
you stop being so chic until02:02:38
things are crazy, you're judging me now02:02:40
cleaning up the rich valley02:02:44
[applause]02:02:48
it works again imagine02:02:51
you're a wimp, what's wrong with you?02:02:54
for hours at02:02:57
it's running low, so we'll go get it02:03:01
see us and calls for how to walk02:03:04
you will be here too to charge02:03:07
you'll be here02:03:09
what's going on and I'm already recording what02:03:12
is happening we heard everything in it02:03:14
told02:03:15
I see I love you, you are incomparable on the track02:03:19
over the edge02:03:22
for the first time in ten years I didn’t shoot02:03:24
it's dangerous so now that is, you heard02:03:29
about the boat and about the perfume, yes it will work02:03:34
the beauty was also understood02:03:40
[music]02:03:50
As you know, every woman dreams of02:03:52
some miniature car therefore02:03:56
Vasily Virastyuk decided for the New Year02:03:58
give your wife just such a gift02:04:11
stockings shelves02:04:18
Hello02:04:19
Kyiv police are you okay?02:04:24
but what do you think02:04:29
well, as I understand it, not everyone, but you thought you02:04:34
well, or everything but not okay02:04:38
damn storms holmes02:04:41
I just see you standing here, I'm sitting and02:04:47
you're standing between the car and I'm sitting in it02:04:52
I mean the car is standing still02:04:56
whisper to that car you are a peacock02:05:00
what happened to you listen tailbone02:05:07
[applause]02:05:12
started please don't02:05:15
please call me names don't forget me02:05:18
that there is still a cop standing in front of you, but02:05:21
them it's called junior lieutenant02:05:24
so here's the tailbone02:05:27
you can at least cut it down for me and02:05:31
that it is vice02:05:36
I don't understand, I'm here02:05:39
I'm sprat in a jar02:05:42
yakir and wardrobe kinder surprise yak minibus02:05:46
Ready for Brovary on Friday evening02:05:49
indulged02:05:52
I just thought maybe I could do something02:05:55
help love tkr and02:05:59
What02:06:00
I show love 302:06:09
[applause]02:06:14
constant growth rested cola teeth and02:06:17
pulling the tram02:06:20
this is your car02:06:22
are you kidding02:06:25
I gave the squad a gift downstairs for the New Year02:06:31
screwed on I'll get to 8 Bereznya02:06:35
why aren't you wearing your seat belt?02:06:39
and you respect me and I'm a scarecrow here02:06:42
fixed02:06:46
you can get out of the car02:06:50
those are stupid02:06:53
I would mixmide them and I would have left a long time ago02:06:57
spends the ride in I don't ride02:07:03
I can help you with something02:07:06
bular kuprin s and02:07:09
Do you want to cut it up? I don’t want to, but not02:07:13
I'll have to, but what about the gift?02:07:17
I’ll say that I took the width by 8 b in installments02:07:22
ok great you are a trader02:07:24
maybe I'm behind you somehow02:07:28
somehow behind02:07:30
I didn't mean the seam, the young man meant it02:07:35
I write evil and they will try to stop me02:07:40
I can look at your documents02:07:43
maybe their own people are splitting02:07:46
please show your documents02:07:49
Diana remember where they put them but02:07:52
look in the glove compartment I don't know02:07:55
for their Aslan there is no cube and no multicooker02:08:03
I wanted a surprise ruble02:08:08
joke candle why did they unscrew it02:08:12
documents say you are doing Dima02:08:15
Look02:08:17
try moving the seat further02:08:19
that one had it and I lit it in the trunk02:08:24
Where to go02:08:29
this is the rear shock absorber, put it in place02:08:32
his yara documents glove compartment higher there higher02:08:35
I'm already where you are02:08:38
they are not there, but where are they?02:08:42
for yes I have their back pocket empty and02:08:47
accordingly you cannot get them02:08:51
but you're captain obvious02:08:59
Have you ever exchanged money for beggars?02:09:04
ooo02:09:06
and a bunch and there's a sally02:09:11
something seems like you're back and club teaching hits02:09:16
tailbone, yes I won’t, I left your tailbone02:09:18
so the tailbone is in color you would sparkle so much02:09:25
so dedication02:09:28
Vasil Virastyuk the strongest people on02:09:31
light02:09:39
wait, that's not a driver's license02:09:42
certificate02:09:43
Well, I don’t know, I’ve shown it to no one before02:09:47
would secretly snoop02:09:50
ok take the school of snakes while the frets are there02:09:55
I'd take it02:09:56
I understood that wife's house track02:10:02
what is your license plate number and I'm Zvidki02:10:06
I know I'm falling apart02:10:12
45 12 in in in in so Vasil Virastyuk02:10:18
I understand02:10:20
Do you have a first aid kit and where can I find it?02:10:27
fire extinguisher in the trunk02:10:31
there's a first aid kit here02:10:34
huhuhuhuhuhu and I think what they are everywhere02:10:37
back02:10:41
so get out of the car you're still stupid02:10:44
I'm here to Tekke beer Dan and Zalazi and02:10:48
how did you get in there yak-yak02:10:52
exhaled and poured in but on acne and down02:10:56
shoved02:10:57
but also the authorities can’t why and I02:11:02
I stopped at McDrive on the way02:11:06
why do you smell like that? breathe on things I02:11:11
I ask that you drank naphtha02:11:14
why oil, but that one is blurred by 95-octane gasoline02:11:20
it even turns out to be profitable02:11:23
which one no which gasoline what do you think02:11:26
In general, a complete idiot is running about her02:11:30
and full02:11:31
you're a stupid idiot02:11:35
I'm so tired of this, get out of the car and02:11:38
hands on the hood for what it comes out because the eye02:11:45
[applause]02:11:48
Are you kidding me or is he so me02:11:50
calling for reinforcements 1 1 calling02:11:53
reinforcements honey some thug is on02:11:55
Mikre arrived, then nothing arrived, I'm in court02:11:58
and the jumping came02:12:01
[music]02:12:09
[applause]02:12:11
[music]02:12:20
thank you friends next moment which02:12:22
we want to show for us is very02:12:24
difficult, firstly, it is musical, but with us02:12:28
with this case it’s not like the bear stepped on02:12:30
we can say about trampled everything that is possible and02:12:33
so imagine02:12:36
in December any firms and enterprises02:12:40
order for their New Year's02:12:42
corporate events of the top artists and those02:12:46
who did not have time to order at least those who02:12:49
remained an operatic tenor and02:12:52
New Year's corporate party02:12:55
[applause]02:13:03
[music]02:13:14
A02:13:17
A02:13:20
And02:13:21
that's enough already, put it down shark02:13:24
friend can be both modest and modest02:13:28
Erastovich as yours, nothing, nothing, yours02:13:31
nothing as in very nothing 3 before02:13:34
Let's start by Jorus Jury Zhenya cast02:13:39
grapes all bellissimo particle per02:13:41
Dona petty perdo us I am someone everyone02:13:45
your details in Italian well02:13:48
also in your Italian it’s normal02:13:50
What kind of corporate party is Gorbachev's New Year's Eve?02:13:54
what did they promise that we would sing in02:13:56
verona but that's right restaurant verona we02:13:59
We'll drink here, whatever I like, I'm okay02:14:03
I don’t like who we work for02:14:05
kyivstar naftogaz decree take it higher02:14:09
for Kozyatinsky sausages02:14:18
what Ossetian sausages also suck and02:14:22
flashing crazy02:14:24
I soloed Vala Scala02:14:27
Sanremo gave to the Vienna Opera once02:14:30
salt don't calm down they'll bring yours02:14:33
I brought pickle and panic to Carnegie Hall02:14:36
participated in the hodgepodge team of the best02:14:39
you decide on pickles and02:14:41
solyanka why are you confusing these02:14:43
your Sardo Minsk and boogers and Ossetian02:14:46
sausages don't interest me at all02:14:50
I refuse to participate, please02:14:52
just in case, I’ll note that our02:14:54
today's fee is six zeros good02:14:57
evening Kodinske and sausages02:15:00
there is a good one02:15:03
got six zeros to you a thousand02:15:06
hryvnia and you squint at me02:15:09
everyone is 30 and say goodbye to him02:15:13
Kodinsk sausages and calm down02:15:17
this cover then the rest is the rest02:15:20
let's work with sausages02:15:23
well say these two girls02:15:25
it's easy behavior in our dressing room02:15:28
so to speak, a bonus is an incident02:15:32
I wrote a pants organizer for02:15:34
performances will need 2 scores kia02:15:45
but T9 made its own adjustments, so to speak, and02:15:49
they are one-dimensional okay good that we fight02:15:52
serenade nocturne oratorio take higher02:15:57
Potap's cantata02:16:00
photo ap ap stage this is opera this is a rapper02:16:05
why on earth is it the customer's request?02:16:08
wanted Potap I don’t understand what the customer has02:16:12
not enough customer taste not enough02:16:15
money so we will drink the place of Potapa02:16:18
I'm here to print02:16:21
so or creatively simon great02:16:24
so something else02:16:27
no this is a floor02:16:29
some kind of rare protection it’s all you02:16:32
Do you read milyutin so I dance and auntie02:16:37
again I'm very very very very very very good02:16:41
very good02:16:45
what kind of thing is all this02:16:48
this is today02:16:52
carry the shadow that is full it is rare therefore02:16:55
sitting cha cha cha cha cha02:16:59
cha these are words these are letters02:17:04
why is this letter for the printer due to02:17:08
author02:17:09
because but you are there, well, what are you talking about us02:17:13
that is, there are no words, only letters are needed02:17:17
how I will sing so and also how they stomp02:17:20
foot and you like Potap what are you carrying I02:17:24
by the way, golden voice to the sovereign02:17:26
opera theater that swamp where the damn ass is02:17:30
Where02:17:32
I see you by the sea of happiness, a country in such02:17:35
I'm keeping Perry out, don't show off02:17:37
local02:17:39
15 sing you somehow already train02:17:43
Fine02:17:45
samsa and02:17:50
[music]02:17:55
clear02:17:57
write why and Poland02:18:04
Of course syncopation is not my aunt02:18:09
serious work what do you all think02:18:12
pay attention so maybe it has02:18:14
meaning here ford try moderator02:18:17
don't forget staccato here02:18:21
your chosen griller and if we are here in the league02:18:25
no need to go to the dressing room from here02:18:28
let's do 3 numbers again with 3 letters02:18:31
what letter am I what are they looking for others don’t have02:18:35
beads02:18:36
he's fussing02:18:39
A02:18:42
what is it that seems to me 1 you are superfluous02:18:48
where is a little salt02:18:52
you offer to drink, dance, I don’t at all02:18:55
drinking or throwing one away won't work for you02:18:59
why can't you take the words out of the song where is this02:19:03
found this song oh my god okay from the song02:19:07
you can’t throw out words, but you can write a letter02:19:09
ok what do you suggest I don’t know I would02:19:12
threw them all out02:19:15
that the name is shouted in general speech from time to time02:19:18
expired screaming oh my god they are so sorry02:19:21
so what, you have to say goodbye lie02:19:23
contact what are you doing before the group02:19:25
called time and glass02:19:27
and so is the soul alive, repertoire that too02:19:30
eat earlier I can ice I will forget my favorite name02:19:34
my02:19:36
you're beautiful and the ramones are awesome02:19:41
read for yourself02:19:43
yours is my favorite name02:19:49
yours mine02:19:51
mine yours02:19:54
that's my favorite name02:20:12
why are you silent I remember02:20:15
that remembers the name of my beloved dacha02:20:18
remembers it, you need to forget it right away02:20:21
written to forget absorbed02:20:22
remember about pestering me02:20:25
senile02:20:30
more or less clear and probably because02:20:32
all these are my chu-chu-feelings02:20:34
kaya the rose okay what do you have me there02:20:38
jumping pimples seriously warn02:20:42
necessary02:20:43
go understands from your aunt how else02:20:46
others don’t have a clearer definition of which aunt is from others02:20:53
Vasily that your children called you Vasily no I02:20:58
I just remembered you, my beloved name02:21:04
name my love02:21:09
what are you doing why are you drinking vasily this02:21:12
New Year's holiday lost02:21:14
senile old as in this fools02:21:17
its not my doctors what kind of people came out02:21:20
there behind us are my friends, looking for friends02:21:22
came to support us morally and vocally02:21:26
let's go get something to drink02:21:29
already according to the chewing text02:21:41
[music]02:22:01
[music]02:22:12
I'm long02:22:14
[applause]02:22:22
well they pop they burst02:22:26
[applause]02:22:30
I mean they brought it hot so maybe mine02:22:35
until we quietly leave quietly02:22:38
it will turn out to be about a thousand hryvnia in change02:22:41
in fact02:22:43
so let's do it, eat it, I don't know what to do here02:22:47
everything is the same, we can give it to Rigoletto02:22:50
don't worry the end of the evening is sure02:22:53
someone give you are sure, but what about without02:22:57
this so what we end up doing is working on02:23:00
I sing what I see02:23:04
[applause]02:23:07
[music]02:23:12
auntie there02:23:18
judge dev.02:23:24
[music]02:23:27
teach aunt stumbled in history like this02:23:32
aunt02:23:34
ok uncle in gold again02:23:39
Chundra Chuchundra02:23:41
and aunt02:23:45
aunt02:23:47
rose and the skirt wrinkled on the Turks' knees02:23:51
will reach more clearly02:23:55
special there was little martini summary this hour02:24:00
interfered with my aunt's sausage02:24:04
but seen as the02:24:08
pretty02:24:14
didn't calculate02:24:18
bring the wheelbarrows02:24:22
please not like this02:24:30
lolita02:24:32
sausages02:24:35
[applause]02:24:51
Well, I hope this is all a trip to no02:24:58
monatik and ask02:25:02
sing and dance02:25:04
[music]02:25:07
dance in this sense02:25:10
it's all yes no you'll have to sing along the way02:25:18
I ask you childishly and here we have02:25:20
quickie in the next room if we can02:25:22
there run here let me look here02:25:25
Let's support the New Year's mood02:25:28
guys I02:25:30
I'm on fire, let's hold him guys, don't slam him02:25:34
start clapping this bandage, kind02:25:37
evening dear friends we are very glad02:25:39
present in this wonderful02:25:40
humorous show of our friends brothers02:25:43
Schumacher with new company02:25:46
[applause]02:26:07
we are again02:26:09
sugar 100 g02:26:12
repka.ua02:26:18
metro02:26:20
2302:26:22
give02:26:43
[music]02:26:49
[music]02:26:55
let's talk about cheating02:26:59
ailanthus producers02:27:02
it was a great day02:27:05
I02:27:06
But02:27:08
Robin02:27:11
I02:27:28
drink 1 of 102:27:33
1 place02:27:37
it's you02:27:38
[music]02:27:39
against02:27:45
[music]02:27:47
herringbone02:27:51
wasp02:27:53
in winter02:27:55
[music] [applause]02:27:57
[music]02:28:00
A02:28:04
Asia came to us02:28:09
But02:28:12
guests02:28:14
and I brought it myself02:28:19
A02:28:23
[music]02:28:26
And02:28:29
people here don't love garages02:28:35
I02:28:39
can be done02:28:41
[music]02:28:43
knew02:28:47
but the hatch02:28:49
[music]02:28:51
write knew02:28:52
yeah02:28:55
knew02:28:59
sleep02:29:11
here I am my friends02:29:15
policeman and notice this02:29:19
skirt [applause]02:29:21
krakow02:29:25
thank you thank you guys literally02:29:29
a second you are detained for a little longer02:29:31
as maybe a musical02:29:32
New Year's impromptu encore if only02:29:34
anything anything congratulations for ours02:29:37
TV viewers02:29:50
[music]02:29:56
I am sending02:29:59
[music]02:30:02
Let's continue friends and visit us again02:30:05
duet evening models but with02:30:08
morning sketch January 1st 7 o'clock02:30:13
We're watching in the morning02:30:21
Kolya02:30:23
Kolya wake up good morning02:30:31
January 1 cannot be calm02:30:34
be that can't be can't be 1 0 be02:30:38
kind02:30:39
Kolya get up meat promised that January 102:30:42
we'll start running, I'm not saying that02:30:45
ok, look at this02:30:48
come on, tell me this phone number, I'm Atanov02:30:52
Nikolay I promise that they will start on January 102:30:57
run about the handsome track again02:31:01
it was a joke for a day02:31:04
funny joke Anton, well let's see02:31:07
following02:31:09
This is not a joke and is not meant to be chained02:31:13
this is all serious husband by the way02:31:20
I said and I said nothing02:31:22
signed didn't sign anything come on02:31:25
Let's see and to confirm my words I02:31:29
I subscribe to this subscription02:31:33
I won't run, I don't even know where02:31:36
there was a tracksuit, I know where everything is02:31:44
what are you wearing to me and what are you doing at night and what are you doing02:31:48
let's watch02:31:50
and so that in the morning you don’t have to look for a sports one for a long time02:31:54
suit I'm the only one we have it right now02:31:59
cattle02:32:01
who is a brute of a man thoroughly02:32:03
says my why is it always like this when you02:32:06
what do you promise and don't keep it?02:32:08
modum excuse02:32:10
fields and get up and the 8th is January 1st, well no02:32:14
to whom02:32:17
you don't keep your word, I almost don't keep it02:32:20
I said I've been going to the wrong place for days02:32:23
ok, let it go and02:32:29
finally I promise if on January 1st I don't02:32:35
I'll go for a run, I'll buy it for my wife, but we02:32:41
iphone02:32:47
so let's go let's go let's go let's go02:32:50
went02:32:54
behind and in the background while jogging02:32:59
[music]02:33:09
you know friends on New Year's Eve everyone02:33:11
wishes come true so be02:33:13
neat02:33:15
when you make a wish we watch02:33:18
[music]02:33:21
dishes or maybe Peter's for the new year02:33:25
we'll give you bowls are you crazy?02:33:29
I gave away two of them02:33:31
according to Petrov this year without a gift02:33:39
if you're kidding me02:33:41
no but02:33:44
nothing bothers you02:33:47
you're straining a little bit so it would be a jeter02:33:51
amiga now the light bulb doesn't bother you and02:33:53
she's not on the jump02:33:56
that is, it’s normal, yes, I’m in the kitchen02:33:58
I prepare, cut the salad and remove the Christmas tree from02:34:01
I haven't installed it yet02:34:03
dish you tree can bore02:34:06
the tree stood in the forest for 10 years, albeit for a little while02:34:10
lie down02:34:11
for 1 and you and I at least once a year02:34:14
rested from and is not yet tired of resting or02:34:18
Maybe I’ve already achieved everything in my life and that’s it02:34:20
I'm told by a man who has02:34:22
achievements in life own recipe02:34:24
jelly and you just envy me that you02:34:27
just added i wish you02:34:29
how you infuriate me and how I want it though02:34:33
I would like to exchange with you for one day02:34:35
in some places with pleasure02:34:46
walk asked change account kolya what02:34:50
with my voice02:34:51
you know the voice is not the main problem02:34:57
[applause]02:34:59
coolie-coolie02:35:01
what's going on since Yulia is quiet02:35:05
there must be some logical02:35:07
explanation what02:35:13
what is the logical song of Dikul I have02:35:17
hairy chest02:35:19
breast02:35:24
stop stretching02:35:29
finished the game your wishes came true02:35:31
swap places02:35:36
don't cry woman thousand02:35:40
music what are you talking about02:35:44
coolio than I chop what I already smelled02:35:49
not new it turns out you already banged02:35:54
Kolya don’t threaten my nails02:36:02
Petrova02:36:10
hello yes02:36:13
Andryushenka flight man Andre not02:36:20
adriano02:36:22
andron no02:36:24
Andryukha, and listen to the tricks of Andryukha02:36:29
you'll be there in 10 minutes02:36:35
you're a man02:36:46
blasphemy write walks asked02:36:49
change clothes02:36:52
Please02:36:55
Olya lead to what02:36:58
you think I don’t know where about02:37:02
I don't know what forge is02:37:06
[music]02:37:08
pro02:37:10
phrase fra same02:37:13
Faberge maybe it's something from eggs02:37:18
Kolya how do you like it02:37:21
have you lost your mind02:37:23
Kolya didn't come down from came down remember for02:37:28
man man man in dress02:37:34
I'm a fool, where's the process?02:37:37
[applause]02:37:38
ear question02:37:44
[applause]02:37:54
don't chuse how can I even not have a belly02:37:57
decide so Anouk disappeared02:38:05
[applause]02:38:09
I'll show people and game, I'll see you there02:38:14
[ __ ]02:38:16
so I look at the body's new orientation02:38:19
old one left to02:38:28
cover02:38:34
[music]02:38:39
For what02:38:40
but because it’s 10 pm and Andrey is not02:38:43
would you believe that I haven't seen anything yet?02:38:45
that is you02:38:47
Kolya Kolya from their faces Andryukha me02:38:51
They’ll ask you something about football, I’m talking about02:38:53
football I don’t know anything so remember02:38:56
that means our first team is the champion and02:38:58
second, our football players are bow-legged02:39:05
Kolya these are the same people02:39:09
I don't understand this, don't understand this02:39:12
Need to know02:39:14
quiet tactics02:39:17
with your retinue what not to talk about with02:39:19
the branches are all simple, she will do it herself02:39:22
tell she will tell02:39:24
How02:39:26
the neighbors came and it opens02:39:29
in general, he will assent and that’s all02:39:33
go02:39:41
Andrew grew up02:39:49
kindness cutter and truth Svetka beauty02:39:54
thank you Vova clouds from Andryukha root to02:39:58
Kolyan noticed everything immediately02:40:03
Svetlana let me help you undress02:40:07
I don’t recognize you there at all02:40:10
our football players are bow-legged for our national team02:40:13
Champions02:40:17
ok just don't do that to me anymore02:40:20
I'll put it up, I want it, they didn't put up the Christmas tree02:40:22
Leave Sarah for a tip in a week02:40:24
disassemble02:40:25
this is a constructive approach, calm down02:40:30
you're a human02:40:32
Looks like you didn’t open the door for a long time02:40:35
I understand they put the knee back in02:40:38
I'm building02:40:40
I mean, we built your bedding02:40:43
Problems02:40:46
constant problem02:40:49
don't you know the bed problems remain02:40:52
earlier kolya mocha eight times task02:40:55
now only 602:40:57
just in this and don’t you think02:41:00
that you're too greedy mother02:41:03
what are you talking about about bed problems?02:41:13
listen, maybe Andryusha and I you02:41:15
call we'll dress it up, we'll put it on while you're at it02:41:17
salads then in the refrigerator on the top02:41:19
Olivier shelf on the lower Greek and02:41:21
dedicate a piece of iron, I know cherry, I'm02:41:25
I was cooking, I love it, I’ll find it and bring you some jelly02:41:31
people I will help you walk help me02:41:45
here you go02:41:48
and what were the distant ones doing today?02:41:52
mother in law stopped by to congratulate wow how fun02:41:55
had a good time, disgusting like me02:41:57
I love you, then you understand me02:42:01
I mean I understand02:42:04
Well, you yourself told me that you have a mother-in-law02:42:06
I spoke terribly02:42:10
I'm a brute for a great mother-in-law then02:42:15
why when she has every day02:42:16
birthday, you're leaving on a business trip02:42:19
really why02:42:24
think about forks and knives, I thought about it02:42:28
grapes and then forks and knives02:42:30
guys, why is the tree lying down?02:42:35
Luda you tree can [ __ ] Yuko 1002:42:40
been standing for years, let it lie down for a while02:42:49
let's go to the table02:43:03
Luda, I thought about it and decided to invite02:43:07
tomorrow is your mother's day to visit us02:43:09
birthday let's celebrate her birthday in02:43:12
May02:43:13
in July, it's okay, I don't mind02:43:18
wait until July02:43:22
Now I’ll take it and write a text message for hatches02:43:25
just like a regular wreath no vodka come on people02:43:29
do you drink vodka02:43:31
exclusively for a good snack02:43:34
although let's be honest, I cook02:43:37
disgusting02:43:39
why is this I keep saying what is this02:43:42
very tasty no, I'm not stupid02:43:45
I understand that you say that02:43:46
just so as not to offend me02:43:48
they want what I'm not a fool yalan bowls for 202:43:51
I bought some pieces02:43:52
Are you okay? Is everything okay?02:43:55
she's trashed, they don't drink every day like02:43:58
the last drunk I'm hinting at myself, well02:44:01
as they say new year new life02:44:04
I start drinking, oh yeah, then I'll quit02:44:09
drink a02:44:12
if I stop drinking, I don't need it anymore02:44:15
necessary02:44:17
Then02:44:27
light02:44:28
this is for you, I still don’t wear it for me02:44:33
I just like the process of spending money02:44:35
From my daughter’s, I’ll also tie dots for you.02:44:42
and we'll probably go to02:44:46
we also need my sister's site02:44:49
congratulations my sister lives well yes it should02:44:52
leave early to be on time02:45:00
you're an idiot02:45:06
[music]02:45:09
[applause]02:45:13
before, you spoke seriously in the device02:45:16
I'm cooking, okay, you're cooking, and you?02:45:19
I invited my mother who is fighting until July02:45:23
people02:45:25
excite a little excited02:45:29
ice but it's me02:45:31
Love you02:45:35
last time you said you love me02:45:37
when a wasp bit me in the face I thought02:45:41
that I'm dying02:45:43
then you still treat me with vinegar all day long02:45:45
watered02:45:47
Kolya02:45:50
let's try this02:45:53
how so02:45:56
you are me I am you02:45:59
they don't like it plus not yet02:46:07
I'll fix this counter someday02:46:14
Petrova probably had something or something not02:46:16
we will open the wounded comfortable ones when02:46:18
we won't we won't it's mom02:46:23
Mom has arrived, let's open the door02:46:25
leocoin thread, it's better to laugh some more02:46:28
once in person course02:46:30
[music]02:46:40
everyone knows that last year people02:46:43
America has elected its new leader02:46:45
nation and so the first New Year's message02:46:49
Donald Trump to the Americans is already in02:46:52
as sitting president02:47:07
like this02:47:14
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Elena him on he left before Peter02:56:20
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Elena it's really on your plan02:56:28
it was a success thank you Mr. President02:56:32
now I can finally calm down02:56:35
record your New Year's message02:56:37
good luck sir president02:56:41
yesterday we were Ukrainians02:56:43
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Vasil Virastyuk03:06:31
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В гости к Братьям Шумахерам пришли певец Павло Зибров, силач Василий Вирастюк, актер Алексей Тритенко и много других известных людей. Конечно же, новогодние постановки невозможны без традиционных Снегурочки и Деда Мороза. А так как Новый год и Рождество – это семейные праздники, то актеры шоу Вячеслав Кужим, Евгения Мякенькая, Артем Русев, Светлана Прус и Евгений Синчуков представили постановки, завязанные на взаимоотношениях в семье.
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