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Egor to the money soon00:00:04
300 550000 I myself you need which00:00:12
salon I'm going to the car dealership you're00:00:15
buying a new car beauty salon00:00:19
I want to become more beautiful even more beautiful it's00:00:23
already laid out for you beauty on the Gelendvagen00:00:31
change it's not a question at all,00:00:35
look 12 hryvnia radical change00:00:42
bosch one day here so wear the second00:00:45
day like this different colors different00:00:46
mood you're always cool well it doesn't00:00:49
hurt I'm serious seriously ok google00:00:55
burqa buy Kiev00:00:57
look what a beautiful cousin you are 5000:01:05
thousand hills00:01:08
I understand everything of course spirit for 50 thousand00:01:12
just a lot of useful things you can buy00:01:15
you can for example fly over Kiev in a00:01:18
helicopter four times, you can go to the casino00:01:21
about up to 1 time, you can00:01:25
walk around the Kiev park without a mask three times00:01:30
on00:01:32
Lana Lana they stick it out, he already wants it, I00:01:35
made a small list, which means00:01:39
I want to do my lips, but these ones that are already00:01:46
all cracked,00:01:48
we throw them away no I just don’t have lips, I00:01:51
don’t have lips,00:01:53
but this is what it is, and I have blades at the00:02:04
lerka’s lips like those of a frightened moose,00:02:08
well, that’s right, you’ll be a fool, I want to00:02:12
go to an expensive salon, injections with hyaluronic00:02:14
acid, Alinka for Bikha went to a regular00:02:17
salon and injected com collagen, it00:02:20
blurred all over the cube, my dream has00:02:22
no place to talk anymore, listen, give you some00:02:25
collagen, a00:02:28
cool thing, well,00:02:32
the main thing is that the main thing is that you don’t go hunting with me00:02:34
because Petrovich’s00:02:38
eyesight is not very good, if he sees the lips of a00:02:41
frightened elk, the salon will be crazy, and even00:02:48
more so in two weeks we can you00:02:52
I can’t stand it for two weeks let me00:02:55
better put a bee on your lip or better yet a00:02:59
whole family of bees they will bite you you00:03:02
will come girlfriend I don’t want it to hurt00:03:14
maybe it will last for two months00:03:17
and then everything will disappear not only the 2nd00:03:22
procedure but again to art and Yankee00:03:28
I only have your bumper will cost more00:03:31
than the whole face on my x 500:03:37
you know in general how Petrovich and I talk on00:03:41
these robots lips there is no need for intelligence00:03:45
by the way I want to pluck my eyebrows but00:03:49
I don’t understand what’s wrong with the eyebrows that00:03:55
you bet and you want to come and say00:04:01
here the radiation of the threads of the pot are not just00:04:05
too thick00:04:07
oh yes the fact that he is boletus00:04:14
curiosities I suffered to find you understand you00:04:23
imagine yourself without eyebrows you all like that I wo00:04:25
n’t be without eyebrows I will draw them that is00:04:30
you will remove these and a new one I’ll draw00:04:37
on if you’re drawn to fine00:04:39
art,00:04:40
let me give you a coloring of paints, you can00:04:43
draw more eyebrows on the sit press,00:04:46
you can at least up to 1 cube mother-in-law,00:04:48
please draw long varnas and not just00:04:52
draw, I’ll get a tattoo so that it00:04:54
emphasizes my beautiful eyes that everyone00:04:57
said like a husband he loves me, let me00:05:00
give you a black eye,00:05:02
people will look and say, look how my husband does00:05:05
n’t like, beats me, that means he loves me about00:05:10
the eyes, I want colored00:05:14
red lenses, oh my god, and she, let’s00:05:20
just pull out your eyes, I’ll draw new ones,00:05:24
I was actually joking, but red eyes are the00:05:29
same I’m not sexy, if I00:05:34
see you in the dark with red eyes00:05:37
and without rowe, I’ll [ __ ] myself,00:05:43
let me just00:05:45
develop a reflex like00:05:48
Pavlov’s dog and I’ll be like that, you see, it00:05:50
will open and some [ __ ], at00:05:55
least I’ll lengthen my eyelashes, that’s me I do00:05:58
n’t understand you at all when hiring, but now it’s very00:06:02
fashionable to have elongated eyelashes, be it00:06:04
normal, average eyelashes,00:06:07
and I want everyone to look at me and00:06:10
say oh my God, what elongated eyelashes she has00:06:13
and what Egor, you don’t understand, I00:06:19
immediately said I’ll remove the mole00:06:25
where where is the mole that is bothering you on the00:06:29
tailbone and is not visible on the tailbone anyway, so00:06:33
maybe if it is not visible you can00:06:35
leave it alone,00:06:36
let her live her homeland and00:06:38
life, she doesn’t go to the polls for the00:06:40
day and should be thrown away, they take pictures00:06:45
and moves the mole, it confuses and you’re just00:06:49
taking pictures of your butt,00:06:51
I don’t understand that you decided to00:06:55
give documents for a visa or what, or did you00:06:59
finally decide to register in the00:07:01
dia app no, I’m just taking pictures00:07:04
because I can see that she’s gained weight00:07:06
or lost weight, it’s a mole that00:07:08
pisses me off, it pisses me off as a joke, you’re00:07:11
taking pictures of your dad, I’d like to00:07:15
hair treatment program for 6 through they got sick00:07:21
and not sick or they have steps that00:07:24
[applause]00:07:32
[music]00:07:33
[applause]00:07:36
well, at least just straighten your hair, you00:07:39
permed the day before yesterday jaguar00:07:42
new lip new was different so listen,00:07:45
let's order a head transplant for you and00:07:48
all problems will be solved00:07:50
2 again the esophagus joked,00:07:54
well, at least I’ll do a vacuum cleansing of the face,00:07:58
but what is this? such a device00:08:03
and it sucks out dirt and spores, there’s a new vacuum cleaner I00:08:09
bought, 2000 watts, take it, it sucks out00:08:13
whatever you want in one lip and increase it,00:08:17
increase it, it doesn’t increase it, I tried it,00:08:24
go, okay, okay, let’s see here,00:08:28
we’re still having a00:08:30
snake massage, that your mother is00:08:33
returning from Truskavets,00:08:36
the wrong place, real, from Mecca such small00:08:38
squares that fit on the wall, they do00:08:40
massage like that, that’s what they called this meeting of your00:08:43
girlfriends and everything is like anti-cellulite00:08:46
massage, I [ __ ] for a thousand hryvnia,00:08:49
why do you need it for a thousand hryvnia if you have me00:08:51
[ __ ] on a hill,00:08:53
I just don’t want me to have cellulite and I00:08:56
also want to do skin rejuvenation and00:08:59
let's order you a skin reupholstery from00:09:03
Mari00:09:06
for 2 thousand diva made it worth as good as00:09:09
new00:09:10
sometimes it seems to me that he is smiling in00:09:19
the face what or who is it your skin I'll00:09:27
take you with me fishing you00:09:31
put your head down the river scream and you at the same time00:09:35
and they’ll cut it,00:09:37
well, at least I’ll make a tube out of a tube, I00:09:43
studied this network, well, in short, I read on00:09:47
the Internet that it’s very fashionable now, this is what00:09:49
you do here, critics, you cut00:09:51
different key chains,00:09:55
this is first class so you can go00:09:59
fishing without even leaving home,00:10:02
you take your selfie there’s a stick on it with a00:10:06
hook in the papillae, then you throw it in,00:10:10
you pull it out, and your lips are like those of a00:10:12
frightened bream,00:10:14
you caught the bream, you slipped it, you let it go, paypal00:10:22
health button accordion, listen, I want to00:10:26
rejuvenate here, give me 2 eggs,00:10:29
I hope the00:10:33
Varna pig has chicken eggs, of course, chicken ones, and those00:10:35
shoulders, well, I want a mask do it, I’ll mix it with clay and00:10:39
put it on my face, and of course it00:10:41
stinks a little, but after three hours I’m like a00:10:45
princess,00:10:47
look what a cool friend 500:10:50
hryvnia and you’re the princess of00:10:53
the century, stay with us, live brightly, pack your00:10:56
things, I’m kidding, I love you00:11:00
[music]00:11:06
blowing00:11:10
[ music]00:11:15
show me the swimsuits then I’ll open00:11:20
[music]00:11:21
so she00:11:23
see, I see the girl doesn’t see and then I00:11:28
document it all00:11:30
you said we’ll show you open00:11:34
said I’ll open 100000:11:38
[music]00:11:45
what kind of misfortune is this girl can00:11:48
cause you soon was00:12:05
well of course you could have come here00:12:07
to change your clothes because they didn’t tell you, what a shame,00:12:10
svetka,00:12:27
what a shame for the sake of some discounts, you’re00:12:30
ready to stand here in your underpants,00:12:34
man, can I take part in the Vakts like this00:12:39
[music]00:12:42
okay,00:12:44
woman, you’ll button up and you could at least00:12:47
wear a swimsuit,00:12:50
I’d panic put it on years ago 5 ago when00:12:53
I was relaxing with a friend near Berdyansk,00:12:55
you didn’t kick anything, I haven’t00:12:59
seen such a wave in the Sea of Azov00:13:02
for a long time00:13:04
and00:13:07
[music]00:13:08
prostitutes00:13:12
[music]00:13:14
peace of frost not without a hat00:13:22
grandma we came here for a promotion come in a00:13:25
swimsuit to get a discount00:13:27
it would be energy such promotions conducted by00:13:31
the woman was the people of the agency do not conduct so00:13:35
as not to erase your cow00:13:39
and you don’t scare me with your blue eggplants,00:13:45
I’m scared by such cucumbers00:13:49
but let the hot warm one in00:13:54
please, it’s so cold here and you00:13:58
show me for the glare and breasts then I’ll let you in,00:14:01
I can go to the cinema00:14:04
this is only for her promotion, damn it’s a pity that there00:14:09
weren’t more people on Black Friday,00:14:12
so we knocked down the door and everything is exactly00:14:15
like granny, you also wanted it for Black00:14:20
Friday, damn it, I have all my00:14:26
money for a rainy day because I can’t00:14:37
think that no one will come, and that’s a00:14:39
shitty place another seven minutes in seven00:14:44
minutes at my age, sell anything00:14:46
and my good afternoon girls, what kind of00:14:52
rally are you having here that Fomin has become00:14:55
and Semyon himself is like that, but these are those who00:14:59
show their breasts as a sign of protest,00:15:02
we came to the rally, come in a swimsuit and00:15:05
get a skit and this is a babenko00:15:08
for sure femen00:15:11
good afternoon good what are you doing this for00:15:14
and this is for a promotion until you hold the swimsuit00:15:17
he doesn’t want to look for us people don’t00:15:23
pay attention to the sight of the children’s hands with gurudev them in00:15:25
we are already leaving and excuse me a little00:15:28
Chumachenko let’s go wait wait here00:15:32
such a thing, you understand, today,00:15:36
quite by accident, a swimsuit,00:15:45
what’s the matter, what’s the matter, that we we we we we we’re at00:15:47
work and I have an important task here what is00:15:52
Chumachenko’s task to keep order in the00:15:57
queue what kind of discounts are up to 8000:16:05
percent today and what depends on depends00:16:11
on chest size00:16:14
ear seems to be larger, that one has a larger discount,00:16:17
so I will have 80 percent,00:16:21
she has 50, you have 20, and you, baby,00:16:25
will have to pay extra, it’s cold and the discount00:16:33
is small, and then inside I00:16:36
will grow up,00:16:38
I have such a granny,00:16:41
you don’t have a discount, you have a lion, you’re like00:16:45
sniffling00:16:48
for the whole and the council00:16:50
everything and you will be there so I almost00:16:55
came up with an idea open the police00:17:00
why are you making noise again and open it the00:17:04
police are the police let me in to the king the00:17:09
police have stopped funding completely the00:17:11
wills eight combed so00:17:16
that they don’t let her in but I’ll miss let her00:17:20
show the warrant00:17:23
I can’t yet00:17:27
I need to be the only one who can show you, I remember how they00:17:31
hung him on my chest, he will00:17:41
arrest me, where can I get the handcuffs from, it means00:17:50
I have such strategists,00:17:52
I run to the store and grab everything that00:17:55
comes to hand in America, I’ll be at home,00:17:57
and I don’t do that anymore after the00:18:01
last time when I brought00:18:04
someone else’s dog home and the toilet lid and the world is00:18:12
cold, life,00:18:14
I think no, I’m looking at these and the heat is blowing, I00:18:20
see I forgot my wallet and apparently I didn’t sit in jail, I can00:18:24
hide the money in any way,00:18:29
but you don’t know this promotion, it00:18:32
also works on this new iPhone and00:18:35
I don’t know I got my iPhone pump for free,00:18:39
suck mine before00:18:48
we collected it, I’m cute in color,00:18:52
you can say so about which shopping00:18:56
center it was a private event in a private00:19:01
house,00:19:05
hello women today there’s a promotion here, yeah, well,00:19:12
imagine you had to come in a swimsuit,00:19:15
I know what I’ve decided to do, I’ll call the police00:19:38
you all misunderstood the police, your00:19:43
wife just came put her boots aside00:19:46
and today she got sick, but I came to pick them up00:19:49
at a discount, we need to love our wife so much00:19:53
that you are [ __ ] Janine, you don’t understand,00:19:57
just if I take these boots at a00:20:00
discount,00:20:03
thongs and wives just squeeze,00:20:06
so if with I’ll take it at a discount then I00:20:09
can buy the spinning rod with the saved money, and00:20:12
if the spinning rod is then I understand that they found out that it’s the00:20:16
boots that she wants the law.00:20:20
During sex, Dora called me for the boots,00:20:24
let us in, the man shook00:20:27
three more times for three minutes, there was no00:20:34
[music]00:20:36
no need no no no no I’ll take it out, okay,00:20:39
I’ll open it, I’ll warn you, I’ll remind you to enter00:20:42
only in swimsuits,00:20:44
woman, you don’t have to undress00:20:51
[applause]00:20:53
name, and these currents are butts, butts, although since00:21:00
no one is there, the caprise coat campaign begins00:21:05
and leave with all the clothes of the century,00:21:23
and where are you going for the night, looking, I’m00:21:27
going to the theater it will dissipate00:21:30
otherwise work work theater where did00:21:36
you get the money centuries men are saving up for a00:21:40
communal apartment like skopin how will we pay in may00:21:46
november00:21:49
tickets were given to us at work better in00:21:52
money they were given but so what with someone and00:21:57
you go to with your girlfriends ulya tanya00:22:00
river of light they they are not your friends, they say that00:22:04
you have a husband, bust00:22:05
and tits, a small life, these are girls from00:22:10
work, you don’t even know, it’s00:22:12
just that everyone says it’s ayaz, it’s00:22:19
okay, you’ll be without me, and00:22:22
I’ll be hungry or something, I’ve00:22:25
prepared a refrigerator full of food, I00:22:29
looked there is no food in the refrigerator,00:22:33
only pots stand,00:22:35
Zhenya, food in pots and for some reason you00:22:40
constantly hide it, food in a00:22:41
pan wo00:22:43
n’t leave me behind via I sometimes know I your00:22:47
theater centuries to the pier don’t seem00:22:51
interesting, you’ll go to the buffet, drink 5000:22:55
grams, come back and be an artist00:22:58
prompts to be or not to be,00:23:01
you have already decided, you don’t have to constantly00:23:04
compare with your mother,00:23:08
can I go with you to no, I want to00:23:12
go with my girlfriends, the same with00:23:14
female friends whom I can00:23:17
share my women’s secrets,00:23:19
you have a secret from me and Zhenya and00:23:24
anyway I’ll go for centuries don’t go quietly inside00:23:30
Capricorns today is a very bad day,00:23:33
it’s advisable not to leave the house Zhenya I’m00:23:36
Aquarius Aquarius there’s a problem in general, just00:23:41
go out and right away00:23:44
I’ll still go sin don’t go to here00:23:49
Skvortsova she went to the theater but because from her00:23:52
Vadika,00:23:53
well, she left Vadik after two years, it’s00:23:57
because she found him with some woman,00:23:59
yes, but before that she had already gone to the theater,00:24:04
Vadik didn’t say that he did this in00:24:06
retaliation for that trip, I’m afraid to be00:24:13
alone and you won’t be alone, you you'll be with00:24:16
a nanny00:24:17
like me, not such a new nanny service for my00:24:21
husband, I ordered it for you too, but here it is for00:24:27
centuries, if this is your mother, I'll express myself through the00:24:30
window zhenechka, we have the first floor, you00:24:32
'll scratch the rings again00:24:35
[music]00:24:39
I'm a veteran, very nice, but here you00:24:42
go my resume and my recommendations00:24:46
so please go ahead OJSC rhetoric00:24:50
motor skills dance sports and patients00:24:53
very good well where is yours with you00:24:58
somewhere hidden I will send you stricter00:25:01
he tried once lately Zhenya00:25:04
you need he left come to me little00:25:11
find out he doesn’t like it when he they say00:25:13
little come to me my00:25:18
average statistically00:25:22
these stones you are heroes00:25:31
[music]00:25:35
this is your nanny Yanochka until I00:25:46
pass and settle down centuries00:25:50
ahah the dough is called I don’t know the plays as a00:25:54
play what I imagine what kind of performance you have there00:25:57
if I have such a performance here00:26:01
they invented I won’t be steel for a couple of00:26:03
hours, just a couple of hours, but I can extend it, but I’m00:26:06
afraid that I didn’t have time for the city, I’m00:26:13
saying mom, mom, mom, you know that00:26:17
we have such a nanny,00:26:19
of course, I warned my mom,00:26:22
if anything, call my mom00:26:25
and please tell me, wildly, where there is a00:26:27
closet with things, a burning sensation, and then suddenly he’s behind00:26:30
the pack,00:26:32
look in that room for his things, oh00:26:36
look how he’s already attached to you00:26:40
then we don’t have dial me and I won’t00:26:44
get tired, he00:26:46
always says that, and I’ll give him a cutlet to the company,00:26:49
read a book, and tell me today without00:26:52
a book right away, by the way, put him to bed before00:26:56
10, because tomorrow at 9 am he has to00:26:58
work00:26:59
centuries before maybe you are a second faster, the00:27:04
danger is all serious, yes, well, you do00:27:09
n’t want to leave me alone, what00:27:14
bothers you, you understand that00:27:18
we will not limit ourselves to the construction of the railway,00:27:20
there is more other games sea battle00:27:24
rubik's cube at the end of the century she is a woman I am a00:27:29
man a woman well some kind of man00:27:33
no of course a man I just don’t understand00:27:35
what you’re hinting at I’m not hinting I00:27:38
know exactly what will happen between us00:27:41
and what will happen between vans play00:27:50
okay before00:27:53
she you will be fed properly00:27:57
hug the bear and put on for bed let's go to the00:28:01
types and I'm gone00:28:03
the temperature is all good Yansky00:28:05
goodbye all the best goodbye00:28:13
[music]00:28:18
well nanny let's start our evening00:28:23
what did you say about the00:28:27
sports dance and accordions00:28:33
owl that the temperature has risen00:28:36
no you're just they themselves said00:28:39
sports dancing and and sunshine no00:28:44
tank sage before bed you’re00:28:46
just playing and you don’t want a crib00:28:48
right away in the cribs you want okay00:28:59
I just already want to, you know, yes,00:29:05
how should I lie down and how are you used to,00:29:14
but I usually curl up, but today I want to00:29:18
try00:29:19
in the raskoryaku of the00:29:23
calculation touch I will close my eyes in the raskoryaku00:29:28
no open but as you want00:29:31
I will close my eyes well then I will pascal00:29:39
[music]00:29:42
a guide for armless mice00:29:45
if your socket is broken if your00:29:48
socket is broken don’t despair I’m00:29:51
sorry why are you just here00:29:53
read came from the sun, sorry00:29:58
please no of course we are starting00:30:01
classes on the development of speech and fine00:30:03
motor skills of the hands right away and stories are00:30:08
not the answer no to start developing speech from the00:30:13
author of the post and asked the drying spoon my00:30:16
complaint to leave without then I am spo2 Baudelaire00:30:18
there00:30:21
we can all now I started working on fine motor skills00:30:27
and there for a second00:30:29
matters we knead the plasticine developing my00:30:37
fingers,00:30:39
I’ve been breaking these fingers since I was 13 years old00:30:43
I would like from fine motor skills to00:30:45
burn more coarsely you don’t understand what I00:30:50
want from you or something, you don’t have an ankle play,00:30:58
do you want to eat between remember that when everyone00:31:03
agreed or something like a book, I’m a man and a00:31:06
woman,00:31:07
but you don’t understand what an00:31:10
adult man can want from an adult woman, and00:31:13
how many nights are slabs 32,00:31:17
and that is, the boy has already grown up, honey, I’m00:31:23
sorry, but this is not included in my services,00:31:26
I just don’t, if the issue is money, it’s00:31:31
not question, we are saving up for utilities,00:31:37
believe me, baby, this is an impressive amount,00:31:42
but you know, honey, I’ll try to come up with00:31:48
something, as if the00:31:51
Koryaks00:31:53
close your eyes right away, situation 6900:32:02
[music]00:32:10
then I was interested in gross motor skills,00:32:14
but don’t be00:32:19
late, the money was paid and let’s start, and the boat is00:32:28
like this left work what a shortened00:32:32
day you were all stunned so that tomorrow00:32:34
everyone would be at the meeting because I00:32:36
’m firing all sorts of crazy mothers it’s clear00:32:40
hello darling I can hear some kind of madhouse in the city00:32:44
some guys are all running around fussing the women are00:32:47
all happy and drunken traffic jams are a nightmare00:32:54
hahal Dasha this is for me at work gave00:33:01
her dogs, congratulations, you were promoted00:33:07
now you're the eldest eyelash extensions Ilnitsa00:33:13
Sasha I'm writing I forgot what holiday today00:33:17
what Wednesday holiday holiday what day of00:33:22
our first meeting our kiss00:33:26
day is a day once a year00:33:37
[music]00:33:41
March 8th is what we have, wait it's a00:33:45
shopaholic's day money Nyuta in valaka found00:33:49
this is international women's day I'm00:33:55
Jack here on March 8th I'll celebrate it should be00:34:01
noted properly girlfriends00:34:07
said what your smart girlfriends said00:34:11
they told me if you haven't prepared00:34:14
a gift for me it's you don't love me00:34:18
and I'll have to divorce you and one more00:34:22
thing what is it with this spoon I will00:34:27
give you the brain until we part ways00:34:34
where is the gift gift gift listen anchik00:34:44
but the best gift is a gift00:34:47
made with your own hands00:34:50
to protect the gift yes yes how is it not eat them00:34:55
on March 8 congratulations happiness joy00:34:58
I wish let the dark clouds break through the00:35:02
sun let the ray phone ring without00:35:04
stopping00:35:05
and all the time congratulating you on the eighth of00:35:08
March, yes, you read this to everyone at00:35:17
my grandmother’s birthday, well, you00:35:21
liked it and that’s why I understood00:35:28
our dance, this dance is also grandma, this hall does00:35:33
n’t need a trick,00:35:36
but yanchik, close it eyes Tasha00:35:45
if you think that if I close my eyes I will fall asleep,00:35:49
you are deeply mistaken I a gift is a00:35:54
gift00:35:55
I hid it hidden the yanchik let's00:35:59
play with such a game no I will00:36:00
say warm cold you will look for the00:36:02
gift let's go cold cold00:36:06
cold cold cold when it's cold but00:36:09
here it is warmer warmer already yes it’s quite warm here00:36:12
my buddy logii is getting colder blowing us out of the window00:36:16
gun at look what’s there from the window00:36:26
experience is visible no better better something he can see00:36:31
the snow and the trash can00:36:35
so dimple I’ve been writing to you all night on the00:36:40
asphalt I’m on you very much00:36:43
I love you very very very much00:36:44
and there’s been snow and snow here for a week now yes yes00:36:48
the yanchik is such a gift then your bedroom00:36:54
well if Sasha isn’t there you can come in00:36:57
handy thank God Allah00:37:01
bouquet delivery listen can you have a big00:37:04
bouquet of roses as they’re gone there are00:37:09
two carnations left00:37:12
they still plan to live with her, well, you00:37:17
found it there for weeks, I couldn’t find it, but00:37:24
there’s no gift,00:37:25
because the gift is on the balcony, go00:37:29
look at the balcony,00:37:30
Sasha’s legs, God forbid, it’s there,00:37:32
and00:37:34
they gave me a new smartphone, it always00:37:35
rolls hello, hello,00:37:39
smartphone store, listen00:37:40
what kind of fresh iPhone do you have there are 55,00000:37:45
of them and yourself an iPhone ha well okay let's get to a00:37:51
decent 27th just please00:37:53
hurry up ok there is no gift well I00:38:04
just fell out of the window I'll go and see right now to00:38:06
get our glassed-in balcony00:38:10
tell me that I actually remember what I ordered00:38:14
well Of course, where are the residents, husband, you00:38:18
ordered, but tarot soap is00:38:21
this color, gray and stew, 3 liters each,00:38:27
2 liters with a00:38:29
woolen collar, a woolen collar,00:38:35
well, that’s right, I bought you three liters of horseradish00:38:38
and a woolen collar, that’s all, and00:38:41
fool00:38:44
Sasha, after all, I asked for three separate gifts00:38:47
to buy. I bought a phone in the kitchen, they’ve been lying there for00:38:56
an hour, that is, in the kitchen, look00:39:00
carefully, a gift from Allah, crap, hello,00:39:06
listen, you gave yours for a holiday,00:39:08
what kind of holiday,00:39:14
yes, look behind the refrigerator,00:39:22
oooh max, hello, you gave yours,00:39:25
women’s panties, line of dissatisfaction, but I00:39:29
found someone else’s00:39:32
okay bro, hold on hoods,00:39:36
look there, there's00:39:44
a cucumber, hello, we're listening, you're yours that you00:39:47
gave for the holiday, you're lying down, congratulations,00:39:51
bro, okay, let's look under the tiles, under the00:39:57
tiles, let's look at00:40:02
me, he's carrying this house to us, he's going to destroy this00:40:06
courier of yours hasn't left yet, listen, let him00:40:09
grab something three-liter, and with a00:40:11
fur collar, don't00:40:12
care what forward ok, let's all00:40:20
[music]00:40:25
of course there's nothing there yank because the00:40:28
gift is in the kitchen but the neighbors have it, go00:40:36
look at it there,00:40:37
and if only this delivery guy arrived earlier00:40:43
than she destroys it00:40:44
[music]00:40:50
online store that's how you asked for a00:40:53
smartphone, good thing there are wireless00:40:55
headphones and then it started from fur, there00:40:58
were only these headphones, you don’t care,00:41:00
a liter, this is a bluetooth speaker, Sasha’s00:41:04
fiber, let’s get you 50 thousand, maybe00:41:06
it’ll do on the stock exchange, count everything,00:41:09
come on, come on, I’ll explain everything later,00:41:21
who are you and come up with the closet, this00:41:26
was the last straw00:41:28
We are busy with neighbors,00:41:33
we live in a private house, why are you00:41:39
giving this spoon right now,00:41:48
check00:41:50
and it’s the most furry one out of all the iPhones, it’s a00:41:58
liter one,00:42:02
well, something else,00:42:06
actually, I had a little friend in mind, it’s00:42:08
nothing, that’s exactly what I think you’re going to00:42:12
give to 1 5 by the hand is00:42:18
a must, which means you gave my daughter-in-law a00:42:25
gift, and my mother gave me a gift, and your00:42:32
gift is in the closet,00:42:36
and Yana and I are going to the restaurant, I wonder what’s there,00:42:44
please let me out of here,00:42:49
and it will be very hot here on March 8,00:43:02
be careful, don’t look at the steps here,00:43:06
be careful 023 don’t look inside the00:43:09
smaragd Ludovic of the answer to the clinics it smells like00:43:12
[ __ ] open your eyes00:43:20
centuries are you still kidding me is this00:43:23
something the salon here tattoos do them00:43:26
to clean us a joint tattoo00:43:28
well if you want to do it on the street I’ll wait Tasha00:43:31
, then you don’t need me I don’t need it I want you to00:43:36
we had at least something in common that00:43:38
connects us and unites us, issue a00:43:41
loan of ours little I lead here I am something00:43:46
that unites forever00:43:48
listen there is such a percentage on the loan that00:43:51
it will be common and our grandchildren why00:43:55
pay money for it at all, understand this00:43:58
will be a sign from us you love us, as a sign of00:44:02
our love with you, we00:44:03
hung a padlock, it wets the barn00:44:07
story for your garage and in general00:44:11
writes love names on the padlock, they [ __ ]00:44:14
you cats in open,00:44:16
listen, well, if the tattoo is a00:44:18
gift for you for the New Year, then fill yourself with00:44:20
boots and a fur coat and definitely forever I want00:44:26
that when I’m not around you,00:44:27
something would remind you of an action movie in 8th grade, when00:44:30
you’re not around,00:44:32
text messages from the store constantly remind you00:44:35
that we ourselves don’t want it to be something00:44:37
cool, well, something with our00:44:40
names, definitely give it here if I fill00:44:43
Sasha and you are here00:44:44
vito and the sun like this, the00:44:48
names of such more intimate places, here is a00:44:52
ribbon with a vadik, they tattooed00:44:55
each other’s names on their chests and both are delighted, not but00:44:58
they are delighted there,00:44:59
but Linka’s husband Igor is not delighted with the fact00:45:03
that it’s written here that’s enough,00:45:06
I just want you to see that I’m00:45:08
only yours and you’re only mine,00:45:11
all this, we’ll write all my names on my forehead, no,00:45:14
of course, where we’ll write these names, I don’t00:45:20
know for now, we’ll find out now, we’ll inspect00:45:23
the unit,00:45:26
don’t even persuade me with gray but I00:45:29
won’t give you this tattoo, but00:45:31
why do I have it and certificates, certificates, of00:45:34
course I have them, but the gray place is00:45:38
gone for now, maybe it’s Stalin’s face all over the groin,00:45:45
it will be a historical scandal, Stalin00:45:49
smoked a pipe,00:45:50
they smoked a cigar, so don’t even ask00:45:59
like that I won’t bother calling Churchill either,00:46:02
bye, here you go,00:46:08
psychological dependence is called the00:46:10
blue disease, is there my Sashka there,00:46:15
especially you want it to manifest itself,00:46:19
it seems you are the one here we are00:46:21
booked for 2 hours, and I remember two00:46:23
tattoos, I’ll look, and so are you?00:46:27
I don’t need tula00:46:29
and you have tattoos then you can have it00:46:34
all the same in front and behind00:46:39
you need to have something when for00:46:42
example two lovebirds are a sign of loyalty and00:46:45
devotion00:46:46
they don’t listen it’s dangerous why is everything here00:46:49
sterile really what does it have to do with me00:46:51
men go to the bathhouse some doves are00:46:55
neutral, for example, I have the beginning of a00:46:58
rainbow and he has the end of a rainbow of rainbows00:47:04
then it’s better to give doves in harry00:47:08
why do we need this, we have a00:47:10
joint sign with you what last year you and00:47:14
I had our appendicitis cut out every time00:47:16
on I see the scar right away, I00:47:17
remember, for example, before our wedding,00:47:24
why fill in the date of our wedding,00:47:26
especially since we chose the most basic date00:47:29
0 6 by 6 for which 0 5 0 5 0 5 stars I’ll00:47:35
just remember the main principle,00:47:38
don’t quarrel, you’ll wait for divorces for the00:47:42
volume of two at once dates for the monument, would you00:47:47
recommend anything, I don’t know,00:47:49
would you recommend for00:47:51
it, here you go, choose the catalog, guys,00:47:54
then tell you about Shmatova’s class, we00:48:03
’ll do this for you, the dagger, you held it, be sad, and00:48:07
let’s do it00:48:14
on the highway,00:48:18
redness is normal, it’s normal, and00:48:20
itching is also normal, and you have it there there I did00:48:25
n’t stuff you with anything, it’s for you to catch up with the doctor, goodbye,00:48:30
well, what have you chosen yet? It00:48:35
seems that usually lovers stuff00:48:38
all sorts of [ __ ],00:48:41
maybe even lines from the song to which they00:48:43
kissed for the first time, the00:48:45
gas sector, I dig through the trash heap like a00:48:48
worm,00:48:50
or maybe lines from a song under00:48:53
which we had sex for the first time 100:48:55
sector of the gas00:48:56
I'm digging top-end not like a worm,00:48:59
it just happened very quickly00:49:02
and in the car there was no other cassette anywhere00:49:18
on any part of the body on the back of the neck00:49:28
but the back of the head00:49:34
here,00:49:39
what are we going to stuff here and let's do something - Let's00:49:42
stuff something like this so that the girlfriends will look and00:49:45
say oh, what is it, maybe we'll stuff your brains,00:49:52
then let's do something like this,00:50:01
we are responsible for those we tamed, but not00:50:04
responsible for those who stuck themselves,00:50:12
it's on the floor of the back,00:50:15
damn it, let's not do this to you money is00:50:18
happiness,00:50:19
but it’s better to cry in a limousine than a00:50:21
trolleybus,00:50:27
it’s not even up to the knee of a damn century, it’s precisely at00:50:31
such moments that I understand that I love you very much,00:50:33
she drew it, and by the way, I need to00:50:42
check, they definitely return it00:50:45
because she wanted to stuff herself with an00:50:47
independent rich woman and she beat an old00:50:50
prostitute before pensions00:50:52
are00:50:54
on the masts and I’m not old00:50:58
at all, beauties means and I’m not a00:51:00
translator, so00:51:02
you choose these hieroglyphs, will you call him with a hieroglyph00:51:06
and we definitely won’t hit the goal class,00:51:10
this is cool in general, bomb Sasha,00:51:13
what are you looking at at the tattoos or the00:51:15
cleft on your ass the creator himself00:51:18
does it,00:51:20
let's go, let's go.00:51:22
here I made a rooster until later, an00:51:26
adult, I do what I want correctly and00:51:29
now you want to remove this moronic00:51:32
hieroglyph on the back of your head, you really want it, they didn’t finish off00:51:35
Rogalev, this is a symbol of wisdom,00:51:38
so consider that it has finally00:51:40
worked,00:51:41
and please tell me, you want to remove00:51:47
only this tattoo on neck or eight00:51:51
tattoos on the ass, too, and daddy,00:52:00
don’t worry, I have a symbol of00:52:02
purity there, yes, right now I’ll write dota in one00:52:07
place, the symbol of education Yakir, often00:52:11
she only drinks ficus, maybe I’ll also00:52:14
write a symbol of wisdom and leave here, or00:52:16
maybe we’ll give you a symbol sobriety on the volume of00:52:19
water, something more symbolic,00:52:23
but now very popular and intimate00:52:26
tattoos to animal poses, symbols,00:52:31
let me have enough then. there00:52:36
you have a maximum tail that fits00:52:40
well if you want, we can make you a key there, there is00:52:42
no such type,00:52:45
wildly, I have your lock and I can open it without a key, why do00:52:48
I have 10 keys, everything works00:52:52
fine, no key, we won’t go to Kim 300:53:03
hear your mother, if you are looking for a pharmacy, she in00:53:06
another house00:53:08
who is the00:53:11
tattoo artist the road is this I need I have a00:53:17
regen on one breast she is 2 Stalin and what did00:53:24
they look into each other’s eyes before IT00:53:29
from guignen us a secret somehow00:53:34
looking at from high and00:53:36
what have I got to do with it I’m getting tattoos here00:53:42
so tattoo artists might be better off00:53:46
updating the butterfly on her butt, otherwise it’s already00:53:51
curled up, and what do you remember about00:53:55
the butterfly, I remember, of course, I thought it had already00:53:59
flown away a long time ago,00:54:02
listen, and then give us this couple00:54:07
tattoo, you see, too, mother, and two of00:54:11
you, I’ll fill half your heart, and for your gray-haired00:54:16
hussar the second half of the heart is not the heart00:54:20
somehow, but for the youth, or what, you give me half of00:54:26
the pacemaker, the other half of it, and write my00:54:29
name00:54:33
Zhora on my forehead that I began to forget,00:54:36
yes, this is for her, so that I don’t forget,00:54:43
and on my hands are my names Stuff my sons,00:54:49
and on the shoulder it’s my grandchildren, fill in the dates00:54:54
get biker and from I’m a sclerotic,00:54:59
and between my legs fill me with the name of the director00:55:03
of social security, I00:55:06
also began to forget him, I’ll00:55:10
never forget this bastard, I always forget where to00:55:13
send it,00:55:17
maybe we’ll write your mom her address from00:55:21
her he always forgets and00:55:24
the article sahbihi comes to us, fill me with ducks and then00:55:29
he has a schedule00:55:31
and then I come there it’s always closed for 1000:55:37
you with anesthesia or not, of course with00:55:41
anesthesia your own horse brick00:55:45
you see this for a long time tell me I’m very in the00:55:54
social security took a raid at home We’re doing the same,00:56:02
of course, I’ll drive up and what’s the address and Cairo 8500:56:09
where for the writer00:56:14
what’s00:56:17
syrova00:56:21
and 75 they’re 70 now from where the wind was bending00:56:31
but here’s the rice without any nearby you have a00:56:35
coincidence, look,00:56:38
I’ll be sure to stop by like that guys,00:56:42
who needs anesthesia and who needs smooth00:56:47
cognac,00:56:48
you’re nonsense they were silent, let’s hit me with00:56:53
any tattoos, you can even00:56:56
choose doves for the foreman, but what difference does it make, I’ll take a00:56:59
sleeping pill while00:57:04
I’m sick, why should he fly into the00:57:07
New Year? You’ll start celebrating,00:57:09
it’s better than in social life, happy00:57:12
new year, guys, so that’s what you’re00:57:16
like00:57:17
liquor and vodka for women00:57:21
hello man how can I help00:57:23
bottles you00:57:25
take sense00:57:28
but like a beer but four types you give you00:57:31
one full they give00:57:33
no we work differently five00:57:39
that again well 5 you need to become no damn you will00:57:44
have to buy badges maybe00:57:48
you can do it at the same time something for yourself and00:57:50
choose there no well why do I even have an00:57:55
economy option 20 hryvnia and please00:57:58
look here is the sea breeze and today in00:58:04
honor of the holiday here is the smell of a new car00:58:16
hello just like that judge why does it00:58:23
stink so much it’s like someone dumped00:58:26
in a new car00:58:30
by the sea00:58:32
where do you let me know, please,00:58:38
three bottles of women's perfume, he's handsome00:58:41
for three years in advance, you buy this,00:58:45
by the way, for three mistresses and one for00:58:48
men, please for this, the husband of one of the00:58:53
mistresses are still best friends, but00:58:59
what kind of set do you have, this is a wonderful00:59:02
creams based on the dead seas00:59:06
one set for me please, why do you00:59:09
know they come to life just a little00:59:13
rejuvenate00:59:14
then cancel00:59:17
Pavel Kolosova dead yes how many of me are00:59:22
three good one more and take it00:59:26
tell me do you have00:59:31
condoms no bag give00:59:38
the facts oh no well I mean trouble in the trunk00:59:41
come on of course of course good for light,00:59:47
glasses for Anya for Natasha and her husband, it’s00:59:49
wonderful to have time to00:59:51
do everything now, don’t look, don’t look at00:59:54
the track, man, ladies, for a hundred years00:59:57
of use, for 1 micron, only00:59:59
droid01:00:02
carcasses are erased by a girl, but I can’t understand the bill at all01:00:05
that all your perfumes are fish they stink of01:00:08
what kind of fish smoked herring you know,01:00:13
smell these just take them in01:00:16
the other hand01:00:20
and these don’t stink or maybe you01:00:24
ate fish today no yesterday tell me for that you01:00:33
choose for a bean for yours excellent01:00:36
tell me we’ve known each other for a long time five years in perfect01:00:40
harmony we’ve been bros for 3 years We broke up01:00:43
for 3 years ago,01:00:45
but because of the perfume, he says, I drank it, what are01:00:47
you, 2 grams, and tell me, how long does it01:00:51
hurt until a mile?01:01:01
the axes are confused, tell me,01:01:06
last March 8th,01:01:08
what scent was given to her, what scent01:01:12
I just took out the Christmas tree and that’s it, come on,01:01:15
come on, mom, maybe anyway, well,01:01:21
okay, please, 200 packs of01:01:25
Paco Rabanne and 300 of Givenchy,01:01:28
this guy messed up in front of his wife01:01:31
no, I understand, I’m just the only01:01:34
man in a garment factory, a01:01:36
woman, let’s go, we’re the only01:01:39
man in a garment factory, and then01:01:42
everyone is ready to lose punches, but they only01:01:44
gave 500 sulfates, this is also money01:01:46
between01:01:47
this, I myself think to you, sex, a man, maybe01:01:52
you’ll just quit and that’s all I I tried, but you see,01:01:55
I’m the director of this factory, she’s the chief01:01:59
accountant, she’s paying me my salary, well,01:02:01
there’s nowhere to fire me, I’ll fire you, but01:02:04
welcome, thank you for whipping up the account there01:02:07
and running with soap, what will we pass on, well, that’s01:02:10
what I can be free, how01:02:13
free today is a corporate holiday and01:02:16
500 women they honor love and affection let's go it's01:02:23
definitely going to rub01:02:27
the woman so you explain it to me this is 15001:02:30
this is the volume in milliliters no this is the price in01:02:34
dollars01:02:37
Hiroshi lacoste Hiroshi we don't have01:02:45
this it's that Japan no this is a Ukrainian brand01:02:51
it unites all foreign brands01:02:54
1 wait haven't heard haven't heard I'll fill up the01:02:58
seams, all women only have this kind of perfume and01:03:00
ask for Hiroshi, I also have a cheaper fragrance,01:03:07
but only a sample and without a cap, 10001:03:11
dollars, and I understood this, but if without01:03:15
a bottle it would be even cheaper, in the sense,01:03:18
but in the sense of pouring steam there, I'm with01:03:21
you about that01:03:22
and that's it01:03:24
no, of course, we actually have a serious01:03:28
institution, a serious institution, do01:03:32
you have serious institutions, then nuts01:03:34
should be free, this is a roll-on01:03:38
powder,01:03:42
I apologize, man, are you buying,01:03:46
sniffing,01:03:48
attacks, fly, then give me just for01:03:50
my wife, body cream, face cream,01:03:53
hand cream, for legs and01:03:56
[music]01:03:58
what and well and for interesting places thank you01:04:04
for suggesting01:04:05
or girl eye cream what eyelids are01:04:11
you wearing if a woman uses all these creams and my God01:04:14
and ours during sex they say maybe01:04:18
you don’t understand this for beauty for01:04:22
beauty I love it too when my beauty01:04:24
is enhanced, I especially love these masks01:04:26
when she has cucumbers in front of her eyes, so what do01:04:29
cucumbers have to do with you, why is this a window01:04:32
for let it be so that01:04:34
let’s do it all, where are01:04:37
you all a woman and live or with a01:04:40
custard cake you’re in vain01:04:42
By the way, after these creams, the skin01:04:44
becomes soft and smooth like a01:04:48
baby’s butt, so your wife is one solid01:04:52
butt, so 2000 hryvnia, I can pay by phone01:04:58
mishna both on01:05:03
only I, too, can pay by phone,01:05:07
so you don’t have to fight the attack on01:05:12
you, listen to your teeth, it’s really golden and01:05:18
everything is to be paid not by the teeth, not by the dogs,01:05:21
but by the teeth of the dog,01:05:23
of course, the devil is truly a demonic01:05:30
holiday, truly without01:05:39
while all the services, gifts from thousands to the01:05:43
very heap of Ritsa, you can hello,01:05:45
father,01:05:46
so March 8 is not like a church01:05:49
holiday, what kind of church holiday is it a holiday of all the01:05:53
great martyrs, stripes from the new01:05:57
cooler so we have again a collection of01:06:00
Givenchy devil in the flesh dolce & gabbana01:06:05
devil devil and a new fragrance Serbian01:06:11
devil we Volovich and if something is not01:06:17
so thematic01:06:20
of course here is the black mantle and the01:06:24
divine astra01:06:26
divine passion well what is it with01:06:31
pheromones no need with pheromones, the01:06:33
deacon and I are not made of iron, what is01:06:37
this, what kind of aroma is this a new01:06:40
aroma with notes of sandalwood,01:06:43
well, well, can we, let’s pour this01:06:47
into the censer and let the parishioners rejoice,01:06:53
and well, one divine passion to walk01:06:58
like that and 999 hryvnia from my what it was01:07:04
so expensive with my violinist once upon a time01:07:08
66601:07:12
this is already divinely hand over so01:07:16
you have a card or cash black cash01:07:22
[music]01:07:24
thank you you can almost hear the zucchini01:07:26
wait and if I don’t give a gift on01:07:30
March 8th it’s a big sin no but if you’re01:07:34
strong I decided not to congratulate my woman01:07:37
on March 8th, I01:07:38
advise you to go to confession and at the same time01:07:42
sign up for the funeral service, we have a lot of01:07:47
luck in line, so this girl, come on, help me urgently,01:07:50
come on, what do you want and what is the01:07:53
aroma and the counters are freshened up, this01:07:56
image was spritzed and it stank for five years, but01:08:00
this what do you have and this is us for01:08:03
intimate parts, that is, if I accidentally01:08:06
confuse my face with this matter, my floor and01:08:10
nothing else will grow on my forehead,01:08:14
this is not necessary, a story I saw on the Internet,01:08:16
so there is a husband of this children standing01:08:20
quietly01:08:21
girl I'd like the best scents from my01:08:25
latest colleagues, but please,01:08:29
children, look here01:08:31
if your parents want to congratulate01:08:34
your class teacher on March 8th01:08:39
[applause]01:08:45
tell me that I like this perfume, I01:08:49
remember it well, so it remains for 5th grade to take to the01:08:55
jewelry store01:08:57
and 1tb to the fur store. that the graduating01:09:01
class01:09:02
let your mind be hit and let's go,01:09:13
here's my package she will go to school in the01:09:17
life of a teacher I won't give up on what I won't01:09:19
live for you have already decided on the aroma of the01:09:22
occasions I smelled this here I01:09:24
now all perfumes stink the same01:09:28
take the class01:09:32
not perfumes of course but also a good gift01:09:37
no braids need to be understood to excite the01:09:41
sense of smell good day tell me please do01:09:51
you have perfume with pheromones01:09:54
oh yes now I’m looking here you can, well, whatever you01:10:05
want I don’t01:10:09
work and now I don’t and now01:10:23
I want you01:10:29
I cheated01:10:31
why did they do what I did I’ll go to the metro01:10:34
now01:10:40
[applause]01:10:48
I’ll introduce myself right away claims01:10:52
look sho this is a bottle it’s not01:10:56
just a bottle you look here01:10:59
the tube doesn’t reach the very bottom01:11:04
half a millimeter please tell me how can01:11:11
you spray my wife with everything you explain to me01:11:16
wait but least of all there are 2 drops left01:11:19
I think your wife may no longer have them and01:11:23
she no longer needs them, but I01:11:26
have an agreement with no that I will buy new ones only01:11:29
after she leaks star,01:11:33
this is like me, what do you want, you can take these01:11:37
two drops into account in the price of new ones, this01:11:42
represents very simply, I read01:11:45
milliliters up to you need to subtract01:11:51
zero point one percent from the price of new ones I01:11:56
wouldn’t read anything man these are Riga01:12:01
lilacs I want them 30 years ago I bought them01:12:05
before you were enough for 30 years 20 milliliters01:12:11
would be enough for a lifetime but it’s just in the01:12:16
past year, we were very chic01:12:20
every Saturday, a whole sick Maxim, that01:12:26
I can make it, this is a one percent discount01:12:30
on a new fragrance, this is already a conversation,01:12:33
the cheapest, please, how do you like these01:12:40
excellent fragrances, I need to consult01:12:46
with my wife,01:12:48
let’s at least sort it out with you from behind,01:12:50
let’s where are you writing don’t put it in your mouth01:12:55
and I can taste everything01:12:57
oh oh oh oh oh I forgot the bottle did01:13:06
you use it01:13:09
no I see no half a drop don’t01:13:13
use it they used it show01:13:15
me the CCTV cameras can you01:13:22
calmly listen you wanted 0 1 percent for all01:13:27
this yes yes so I give you as much as 2001:13:31
hryvnia and buy them from you, this is already a01:13:35
great deal, but only the bottle is01:13:38
very beautiful, you can have another 10 hryvnia for01:13:43
I have my own tarot01:13:50
[applause]01:13:53
goods grandfather thank you girl thank you01:13:57
or there are only 2 drops01:13:59
correct for today mine that’s enough for my wife, and01:14:02
tomorrow it’s already the 9th01:14:12
Vicky01:14:13
and it’s still far away, and01:14:18
what kind of a surprise is this, and if I say01:14:22
this, this city won’t exist anymore, and this is01:14:27
a surprise for me, for us,01:14:33
but for you, it’s more unexpected, so centuries,01:14:37
if you brought me to a jewelry store, then keep in01:14:41
mind I will spend money on all sorts of [ __ ] I do01:14:45
n’t like spending money at all I know01:14:47
Sasha this is for you a long time ago01:14:51
so you can open it now just01:14:54
a second precautionary measure01:15:00
vitus you brought me to the gun01:15:04
store my01:15:06
[music]01:15:10
she has a card in your pocket I saw01:15:13
the pin - I know the code for so this time you will buy me a fur coat01:15:18
and I can help you with something and where is the way out01:15:21
hello hello you wo01:15:24
n’t be able to call the police because01:15:25
I have already made an agreement with the seller I hope01:15:28
the cameras are off the end01:15:35
well you are prepared for the new year and01:15:39
only Sasha, back on the tenth anniversary of our01:15:41
wedding, you yourself told me for decades01:15:44
I’ll buy you a fur coat, I said, I’m not01:15:48
refusing, but you yourself say that you have a life with me for a01:15:51
year in two years, she did01:15:52
n’t promise anything for the 20th anniversary, let’s01:15:55
just go home and go out just let's01:16:03
just see I don't agree anymore I01:16:06
agree birds club and now I'm not the only one01:16:10
to buy caviar synths darling01:16:13
well why do you need a fur coat and because 0 and01:16:16
everyone has girlfriends she has fur coats01:16:19
only I don't have one that's why I01:16:22
love you for what it is01:16:30
that you are not like everyone else01:16:34
and I have a unique Sasha, I01:16:38
gave birth to your son and you give me a special penny with salt01:16:43
Asuka and give birth what’s wrong with giving birth windows the whole01:16:49
process on behalf of Kudryashov this is three you01:16:53
will get you can calmly01:16:56
calmly, as I understand it, you choose01:17:00
the gift01:17:04
turns out to be so01:17:07
wonderful for my wife, tell me, do you have any01:17:09
champagne candy? I want a fur coat,01:17:13
can you give me any advice?01:17:22
bloodworms are just a01:17:24
worm, but please tell me, do you want a01:17:29
fur coat from the new collection or a start because01:17:33
we have a 10 percent discount on last year’s ones, 10 percent, and01:17:37
drying, and the01:17:39
fur coats from ten years ago have disappeared01:17:44
so that you can clean free drinks,01:17:54
okay, let’s take this dichlorvos of yours for01:18:02
moths, so don’t be like that and redneck,01:18:05
okay, let’s have the most expensive dichlorvos,01:18:10
I want there’s no shadow at all, okay,01:18:13
let’s get dichlorvos from the last collection,01:18:15
what could it be about in 10 years at least01:18:23
somehow it would be possible, Lord, an island of01:18:27
this to start, tell me, do you have a01:18:31
full half 1 5 mistakes you have a01:18:37
Dasha of the century, why do you need a whole one and a fur coat you01:18:41
drink and a fur coat will fit perfectly let me pay01:18:45
attention please look01:18:47
at this joke you will be like Beyonce01:18:50
but in this one you will be like Madonna tell me, do01:18:54
you have a tracksuit because she is a01:18:56
fan of01:19:05
Vika’s video well Do you really want to carry a cemetery on you,01:19:10
otherwise for centuries these little01:19:15
animals are01:19:16
put in a carpet, they are poisoned with gas, photos01:19:21
from the half-dead ones, they erase the life of Sashka and eat, and you ca01:19:29
n’t buy me a fur coat, I’ll do all this with you,01:19:31
and I’ll do it, not from killing animals, don’t be stupid about01:19:36
the plot, not here to look for this idiot that's all01:19:39
I'm calling the police I'm closing the store so he does01:19:43
n't buy no and animal songs are not this is01:19:46
killing animals killing hard ones01:19:52
now your store talk in blue to the01:19:54
guys from killing animals about this01:20:16
Vichka imagine these little01:20:19
animals run around the field loved each other01:20:24
I love you I shared01:20:30
we will always be together go people who01:20:36
make them ours we can’t01:20:43
separate them we will buy both of these fur coats01:20:52
Vika01:20:54
you understand that if you buy a fur coat01:20:57
you will support people whose hands are up to their01:21:00
elbows in blood01:21:01
my wife01:21:11
and Alexander01:21:17
if you worry about the quality It’s01:21:19
completely in vain that our salon has been working on01:21:21
the market for more than 20 years and I think it’s01:21:27
sensual in coupons, but01:21:29
no, no, no, no, no, for this model, the price of a01:21:32
dollar is off the charts,01:21:36
let me just take a photo of me against the backdrop of fur coats,01:21:39
like you, against the backdrop of a cayenne, and01:21:42
let’s go mole01:21:48
Yes, and not so Alexander, if you01:22:18
are worried, then it’s completely in vain, you01:22:20
can pay tomorrow today, just01:22:23
leave a deposit, you heard the deposit for what this01:22:33
Mexican jerboa is, I01:22:37
leave the name of this Nikolaevsky zone,01:22:41
let’s take care of the babayka01:22:50
[music]01:22:54
and a little bit of Moscow time wushu01:23:02
[applause]01:23:04
I don’t I knew that it was like this01:23:10
Sasha, what do you think I’m doing for a long time, she’s01:23:14
afraid to throw away the weapon,01:23:18
that’s a dream, you know, if we01:23:20
buy this fur coat, it’s a lot of money,01:23:22
Alexander,01:23:23
allow your attention, it’s as if01:23:25
the model was waiting for you very economically and 50,00001:23:29
natural fox01:23:33
Kostya heard the seller himself says the prices say we have an arctic01:23:36
fox,01:23:39
maybe we’ll look at some01:23:42
cheaper model that’s not so economical, but there’s a01:23:46
rabbit for 25 thousand01:23:48
that a rabbit is 25,000 up to for us this is also01:23:52
the most pissing01:23:55
oh and how much so this is01:23:58
Vikochka you have great taste wonderful01:24:01
this is the most expensive model in our salon,01:24:05
what did I think you might even sneeze at, but you never know,01:24:08
I just have01:24:13
[music]01:24:15
[applause] a01:24:31
cigarette01:24:34
[applause]01:24:40
[music] [applause]01:24:43
damn it, for ten years in Russian life I’ve heard01:24:47
such sounds everywhere I can’t hear01:24:51
you will never open up, open the dead01:24:54
animals and your fur coat too01:24:59
[applause]01:25:03
and by the way, we also have a promotion in our store while01:25:09
you are getting a fur coat as a gift, this01:25:11
wonderful USA01:25:16
bark we take that we take the same scarf01:25:25
I urgently need the most dear01:25:28
future mother the most dear, no need for01:25:31
[ __ ] dear01:25:33
Yanochka, but I just liked her photo, something got01:25:38
me so excited for something,01:25:41
I just want you to be welcome to01:25:47
our store, pay attention here,01:25:50
friends, that the basic soft cut is a01:25:53
fur coat, we have a scarf in all of them, I01:25:58
like it and I don’t feel them here either, I01:26:04
’m sorry, I just thought it was a mannequin,01:26:07
you just have such a detached face and01:26:12
I wish you had 10 years, it wouldn’t be like that,01:26:17
I need to spend it, he doesn’t need a gas01:26:22
cylinder, a file to the balcony,01:26:28
well, the tailbone, we have to redeem this mongrel01:26:32
from slavery,01:26:43
bead, but You’re always bringing home01:26:47
some stray kittens and dogs, let’s01:26:51
not take anyone into the house, I’ll just01:26:53
buy this mongrel’s fur coat, we set it free, the01:26:59
worker, which means this is the most01:27:04
expensive fur coat, we take the mongrel’s Yanochka01:27:09
note on which she drinks with her paw the01:27:15
flight I and I understand from 4 that01:27:20
you are buying a fur coat for my wife, but because I can simply01:27:24
afford it,01:27:25
I can afford to buy a fur coat for yours01:27:30
and mine, but you01:27:39
will never be able to afford this, the01:27:40
owner of the mongrel is going to go peek-a-boo peek-a-boo peek-a01:27:43
-boo it was me I can’t afford01:27:46
the century to choose what you want then buy the01:28:06
most expensive01:28:16
jar of dichlorvos from the latest collection from let’s have 2 videos01:28:28
and01:28:31
[applause]01:28:34
cut you came in breaking your01:28:37
mustache Ukrainian tour for 100 before giving birth01:28:41
hairpiece on you check01:28:43
2 and a half water for Mr. im on 801:28:46
first click Odessa another kletnya01:28:49
Kherson lever view not Nikolaev Ukraine then01:28:53
resort beautiful girls Arno hedgehog01:28:57
black sea [ __ ] pumpkin movie site diesel01:29:01
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