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but I’ll stop, you’re really good, two more00:00:10
stores, my shoes will wear off, I’ll need new ones, you’ll00:00:13
buy new ones, don’t worry,00:00:15
this store is the last one, we came here to00:00:18
buy something for you, I love your surprises00:00:25
for my women,00:00:27
we’ll show you again this time let's buy00:00:32
underwear about the plot not in the chair,00:00:37
namely underwear and boilies, what do you00:00:41
like about my old panties, family, no00:00:46
sexy, not fashionable, don't hang out,00:00:49
but they are comfortable, damn Yanka, you know what00:00:53
we guys call among ourselves, this is00:00:56
all this tight-fitting dregs during rush hour00:01:00
I’ll serve the minibus00:01:02
from all sides David didn’t want to breathe,00:01:06
well, think for yourself,00:01:10
what’s more convenient for you to travel in - a comfortable00:01:13
jeep or in a cramped Matiz,00:01:16
well, of course, a jeep, but here, of course,00:01:19
my passenger likes the00:01:23
jeep better, these chemists just00:01:26
circle the steep bottom underwear whales of your00:01:33
passenger00:01:34
will you stop ferrari00:01:40
someone yes yes everything I can help that’s00:01:44
what I’m getting out of here the00:01:47
coward’s operation is canceled00:01:49
well look but he didn’t see mine you’ll00:01:53
force me now there’s a sword in front of him00:01:56
I’m glowing without a machine in front of him you can’t00:01:59
collect I’ll grow old he’s he's devouring me with his00:02:01
eyes he already wants me,00:02:05
you'll stop reading too much and you00:02:09
have to apply a match on the beach, what00:02:11
if he measured worse look at his00:02:14
face slyly00:02:15
for sure mail what should he do and here he still has a whole00:02:18
day to do tell me what kind of panties there are00:02:27
briefs slips00:02:30
hepsi boxers thong bikini jock strap00:02:32
and shishova for a long time that she said00:02:35
panties00:02:37
so that’s all panties you will00:02:41
wear them girlfriends but trousers00:02:45
like sitter mine I mean yes and you will00:02:51
wear jeans under trousers00:02:53
because if you need00:02:54
hips or briefs under your trousers, and if you wear them under jeans00:02:57
maybe another thong 20 trend will there be00:03:00
anything land translated well, lose the thong for00:03:04
you to become and it will suit you completely,00:03:07
shut your mouth, otherwise I’ll quickly00:03:09
pull your head on,00:03:11
we’re in the country of thongs, you’ll be so00:03:13
sexy, I didn’t understand00:03:17
the court at all, but here it’s sexy when a man walks Wu00:03:23
talk-shock Pusya, well, he really doesn’t underestimate00:03:35
and not only a person can be cut in half,00:03:38
grind life left and00:03:41
right, and I’m playing billiards jumps out00:03:52
.00:03:56
I’m pink to the men, what will I say to the guys like this,00:03:59
the number of guys, and I have diarrhea from the Yankees,00:04:06
you’ll wear them outstretched only in front of me, tell me00:04:11
where the power of Yandex is with a thong, look00:04:13
at this,00:04:21
we’ll do it,00:04:23
Sasha, but so again, Lak Don King, I’m a coward and00:04:26
we’ll buy it, well, no, senior, panties are not a00:04:29
mask You00:04:30
won’t be able to walk around in just shorts for six months,00:04:32
you’re being dramatic, yes, I agree, I have only one mask,00:04:38
but they gave me a combat mask, I have 1000:04:41
of them, all the same, some of them every now and then, I00:04:46
looked at them all quarantine and paraded each of them,00:04:48
I thought I was having Groundhog Day,00:04:51
so no, that’s enough this time I bought you00:04:54
different ones, why do I need different ones at all, I ca00:04:57
n’t understand, they’re all the same gray00:05:00
checkered ones, everything looks like a match with them, uncle00:05:03
Chernomor,00:05:05
and he acts with beards, it’s00:05:08
uncomfortable for me in front of the neighbors, I do laundry on00:05:11
the balcony, they hung everything up to think that I do00:05:14
n’t live with you companies of soldiers, what are you bringing00:05:16
to a company of soldiers? 10tr of reinforcement is enough, but00:05:19
for me it’s just right, I have all the front ones,00:05:22
remember the red ones with the fringe, my00:05:24
dear ones, it seems to me that your00:05:27
grandfather wore the apparatus in these front doors, bell,00:05:30
listening to food for two weeks at your mother’s, your00:05:33
strategic reserve will run out, what? you00:05:35
will do well, wear exactly like that Tasha00:05:42
please yes yes why can I help us these are the00:05:45
panties for this boy00:05:47
you need what brief if for sexy boxers00:05:51
thong bikini jockster phb chic there are00:05:59
now there are many more modern and00:06:02
breathable materials of are you00:06:05
crazy I’m not I’m going to breathe through them00:06:07
or paint them, I’ll00:06:09
pay attention, the boy is joking,00:06:13
tell us what you wear personally,00:06:17
I personally don’t wear a shoemaker without00:06:23
boots from such a section of the ecce homo section,00:06:33
advise00:06:34
you whether it’s so active or passive,00:06:38
what’s the normal here? I love my wife, yes I do00:06:42
I saw what kind of lifestyle active00:06:45
and passive leads and mostly lies on the couch00:06:49
and watches TV and sometimes gets up to go to the00:06:52
toilet and drink a bottle of beer, we00:06:55
call him a passive activist, understandably00:07:00
then baxter will suit you and look00:07:03
at this stand00:07:04
I won’t watch anything and what are you00:07:05
starting there, he looks at the man and there’s00:07:07
nothing by the way, there’s a department of men’s thongs,00:07:10
the man chooses thongs only then we were00:07:14
also advised to have a normal stand, how00:07:17
hot it is and thongs would look00:07:20
like these, what’s there to imagine, your mother00:07:25
is flying out, do you hear Osho you and masks are also00:07:31
sold, a convenient thing what is00:07:38
this money actually for, elephants,00:07:42
that is,00:07:47
I like it, we also have squirrels,00:07:50
bunnies, dolphin, boa constrictor,00:07:52
later the puppet theater closed, I gave00:07:56
all the props to you for implementation, let’s go on the00:08:01
slope,00:08:02
what kind of barrel and what can’t she do?00:08:05
Man elephants can ride a big Helicopter00:08:10
. . let's00:08:14
take you an elephant, so that it would seem more like the00:08:17
growth of wild people,00:08:20
imagine them, wash them on00:08:23
the balcony, bring them out, everyone will think that you00:08:25
live like a crazy stripper, I00:08:33
apologize to the dacha, I can help, I got a00:08:35
refund, the size didn’t fit, I’m sorry, the00:08:39
underwear can’t be exchanged and cannot be returned, it’s a00:08:43
miracle you’re suffering with them, I’m not wearing them, but00:08:48
I’ll advise you00:08:50
never buy panties, it means you’ve00:09:03
got women’s panties among men’s panties, and oh, what are you saying, this is a00:09:06
men’s model with lace for those who00:09:09
want to surprise their significant other, then I00:09:13
can have men’s baths with mine with two00:09:15
halves in these panties, surprise00:09:19
one and a half thousand00:09:21
flash vikus, why do we have beds in general at00:09:25
school?00:09:40
on March 8, I gave these ordinary00:09:43
dories like this, folded them five times and00:09:45
then cut out the stars with scissors, I00:09:47
just decided please, you have00:09:53
just an ordinary elastic band, why do you need00:09:58
socks with your underpants, sat down like boriski on a fur coat00:10:01
so that you don’t lose it like this, the savings will be00:10:08
responder so that the man what are you doing00:10:11
triceps pumping too mankini chop00:10:16
well you sell men's bikinis with straps on the shoulders00:10:22
pray man so that no one believes them before you00:10:27
[music]00:10:28
what are you saying this is a new00:10:31
model good evening can you00:10:38
tell me I need five pairs of panties of00:10:42
different colors maybe you that in life there are00:10:45
not enough colors, I have everything clearly00:10:49
distributed, I every meeting with00:10:51
different women on Monday means00:10:53
me, Svetochka Svetochka, by the way, she works in00:10:55
kindergarten, so I must be all00:10:57
the colors of a childish surprise, then00:11:02
Lenochka on Tuesday, Lenochka from the party00:11:04
light, I must be in something some greenery00:11:07
and on Wednesday I have Alechka Alechka working00:11:11
in the greenhouse I should have a lot of greenery00:11:13
here, the grass should be sticking out00:11:14
here although I actually have my own00:11:16
grass that’s not bad on and on Thursday Yanochka00:11:20
Yanochka is a satanist in front the devil in the back00:11:23
from it’s clear and the weekend is you it turns out without00:11:28
panties, go yes no, weekends00:11:31
for family members, I’m in the family, exits only for00:11:34
family members are different, please between 2 sims,00:11:37
pull it out, ready to and Jean, thank00:11:40
you, thank you great, my little green one,00:11:48
listen, we won’t take thongs then,00:11:51
we’ll take these, this is an excellent model00:11:53
for the new collection, they glow in the dark,00:11:57
glowing underpants and writing Jedi or something,00:12:03
well, imagine how00:12:06
your Darth Vader will glow at night in them, and I am you,00:12:10
at most, Master Yoda,00:12:14
my little green, wrinkled one, you00:12:16
shut up there with your Chewbacca,00:12:20
so maybe you can then try on,00:12:22
imagine how you will do at night in them00:12:24
I want00:12:27
we'll take what we have at home, there are00:12:32
power outages, otherwise the code Lyoshka00:12:33
will do the lessons for the child, they can say00:12:38
teaching light and teaching darkness00:12:42
how this thing works they are made of00:12:46
special fluorescent00:12:47
materials that00:12:49
accumulate color during the day and glow at night00:12:52
look cool listen so I in the morning00:12:55
I’ll stand on the balcony like this and recharge them and00:12:59
in the evening I’ll charge them on the chandelier and save all the money,00:13:04
thank you, these are how much00:13:07
these cost 500 so all the centuries today without00:13:11
panties Sasha you were already without panties00:13:14
so I’m 10 rubles rice I wanted to make00:13:21
called food with mom, so how did I know00:13:25
that you and yours were thinking with my mom and sho, I did00:13:27
n’t see it there until I was 23 years old,00:13:31
these three domes with chamomile are great,00:13:35
I’ll take them, I’ll put them on you on March 8,00:13:37
don’t give a bouquet of soybeans, let’s work, don’t00:13:40
fly in, pollinate00:13:42
Lada I don’t like your others, these are the00:13:44
shores,00:13:45
what kind of non is this. this is a thong one00:13:51
and a half thousand in the ass how are you00:13:54
standing in this I woke up at 600:13:58
o’clock there is no elastic from the panties here it is, here00:14:02
it is wound up00:14:07
so okay in short you have glowing00:14:11
elephants we will find for you what00:14:13
you need oh why I’ll take them00:14:16
fishing I’ll go with my cheek straight to the00:14:19
trunk to catch as if the fish were already in the dive,00:14:20
give us the usual Steve roulette at home00:14:23
sting. thank you,00:14:25
you answer, class, but let us still00:14:28
dress the elephant in the den today, I’ll00:14:31
come and tell you there’s00:14:32
no money, here’s a trunk,00:14:39
dear hypermarket visitors,00:14:42
ideas for you, a great offer in the00:14:46
home accessories department, some kind of incomprehensible00:14:49
garbage with a handle for what, but no one00:14:53
knows, but this very useful thing and costs00:14:57
only 99 hryvnia hurry up00:15:03
give00:15:05
this or data yes we know where00:15:08
grandma is not she she did not take00:15:12
hostages the Security Council00:15:15
never set fire to people from the pension00:15:18
fund like last time00:15:20
and skills and mom I don’t hiccup00:15:24
go out to the store it turned out to be so new here00:15:29
that I saw a huge line00:15:31
from the table out of habit,00:15:35
I’ll help, let’s find it, I’ll call you back, because00:15:39
I said that your grandmother needed to00:15:42
buy a collar for GPS navigators, no matter how00:15:46
mobile they were looking for all over the city, ours00:15:48
is the grandmother, and I agree, chains are needed here,00:15:55
Sasha, by the way, this is the height of your00:15:56
grandmother but when they got married, they00:15:59
all got married in half, right, apartments in half,00:16:01
cars in half, and grandma also in half,00:16:05
only you spend money in the family00:16:10
to approach the doctor in the department of decor and00:16:13
dishes, I repeat the request to approach the doctor in the00:16:16
department of decor and dishes, another woman was00:16:20
torn apart,00:16:23
I was able to decide where and in decor or00:16:26
dishes, excuse us, they called us, they said00:16:29
that our grandmother here is00:16:32
crazy, but the thing not only00:16:34
drives, I think00:16:37
the car was running all over the store,00:16:39
it was rocking, oh my God, I’m in heaven, that’s00:16:41
exactly the same way she behaved in the00:16:43
sausage department,00:16:45
just find the victims after the collapse of the00:16:47
Soviet Union union, our grandmother didn’t00:16:49
go out so often, and where is she for a00:16:52
second? Someone is a consultant, a van is a00:17:03
sectarian,00:17:05
thank you very much, we00:17:07
’ll figure it out ourselves, who is it I, postman Pechkin,00:17:13
will you get your pension for January and get out of00:17:26
your thoughts, get out of here Evgeniy Mikhalna, we really00:17:29
came for you00:17:30
grandma, what are you doing in the closet,00:17:34
this is not a closet, this is a coffin,00:17:39
because I spoke dry, grandma went,00:17:43
this is a closet, well, let the story from and the00:17:47
price of this closet be seen or any00:17:50
cheapest coffin to bury everyone in the thousands, and this is k00:17:54
1200,00:17:55
what difference does it make to bury me, I’m almost 6 thousand00:18:02
I’ll save00:18:04
if you die Zosimov 6 thousand which lux00:18:08
is cardboard I’ll save them and pay for the utilities00:18:13
I heard on TV who will00:18:18
pay for the utilities in a wave that they won’t take to heaven00:18:22
less TV watched and listened to what they00:18:25
say about the door, look why you need a00:18:34
coffin door, what are you going to walk00:18:36
sometimes00:18:39
you become a fool, I did00:18:43
n’t buy exactly the same Nikiforov, have each other00:18:46
visit Vadim, and the height is up to buy a wardrobe already,00:18:51
and here it’s such a big wardrobe, it’s big, just00:18:54
sliding doors, everything is as it should be, there are00:18:56
a lot of shelves, and by the way, we are also right for you with00:19:00
all your junk to bury00:19:02
like a pharaoh,00:19:06
what's here, what's the purpose of00:19:09
grandma,00:19:16
it seems like she studied there, they've been tormented, I've got00:19:21
a pillow that's at least00:19:24
suitable, okay, that's enough, that's all,00:19:26
really,00:19:27
how did you end up here in the first place? I bought00:19:31
Persian kerosene, she went to the pension00:19:35
fund to burn it, I look like a mausoleum,00:19:42
well, I think Lenin bring it to the exhibition,00:19:47
I'm leaving the line from the stand and that paradise is all00:19:53
cool grandma, what did you find it?00:20:07
the rest but00:20:12
this is all I put aside thoughts thoughts00:20:16
all she is for everyone I need so that’s who00:20:21
you are00:20:22
typical shopa pebble photo I’m wrapping around the00:20:26
wall of that and on a thread grandma is good00:20:30
like that and why am I then here’s a sofa00:20:33
attiny sofa this is also a coffin00:20:38
in which they will bury twice you're a fool,00:20:42
this is for my mother's grandfather, he's gentle and00:20:46
loving, oh good, and he's00:20:50
been lying on the sofa all his life, so let him lie on the00:20:53
sofa and bury the damned00:20:56
guy all over the world, the river is a furniture store,00:20:59
and in our country it's a funeral service bureau,00:21:03
okay, good, this is for you give it to everyone, well,00:21:06
why do you need it, this is for the leopard00:21:09
group, a Japanese game, a boy,00:21:13
everything will outlive us all, a young cat, he is00:21:16
20 years old, the strength, a00:21:19
place, a soft ottoman for the leopard, I got it,00:21:23
I got it, okay, to hell with this little leopard, that’s00:21:25
the reason why you collected so much,00:21:28
you only need one so that through00:21:30
report everything00:21:31
and here she saw this stick, no, she00:21:36
has seen the wall, saw seen, and I’m00:21:41
going to heat with this stick, transportation of gas is paid00:21:46
and the shelf is included, the cost of this, why the00:21:52
hell did they collect it, okay, it’s a00:21:55
shoehorn, let it be damn it, well, not 40 pieces00:21:58
came out a centipede Is00:22:00
it me tying up the tomatoes in I on let it00:22:05
be, let it be00:22:06
okay okay if it’s sharp, why do you need it00:22:11
for you, simple eggs sharply, and I’m using00:22:14
this thing to prepare firewood for the winter,00:22:18
thoughts that is, you’ll be00:22:21
cutting wood with this thing Yanochka, but you’re like not as00:22:26
stupid as00:22:28
look, they boil an egg, you put it in and00:22:33
so that the grandfather can see it in front of his eyes, and then00:22:40
you say if you are a beast, I can’t prepare firewood right now, the00:22:43
next one will be your00:22:50
second, take them to00:22:54
see the chair, why do you need it, it’s00:22:58
not a chair, it’s a chaise, but I’m00:23:02
some kind of thing britzka so that when you huk anya00:23:06
you will carry me on skates from what kind of00:23:09
horse, Lord, in you.00:23:26
[laughter]00:23:31
you are doing00:23:35
grandma the test of the battle crib I00:23:38
’m not going to give birth for the second time I’m00:23:40
going to give00:23:43
birth finely and smoked to breed00:23:48
where I’ll find such a barrier they knew and it’s cheap00:23:52
well 2 why are we going to00:23:55
breed turkey chicks here and we’ll take the whole third one,00:23:59
it’s on sale as a gift00:24:01
I understand, ducklings,00:24:04
kittens and puppies, you heard about the promotion as a00:24:08
gift, sticks will end, I yay, drown00:24:12
the buzuluk,00:24:13
I remembered well the playpen, why are you00:24:17
putting your drunken grandfather there,00:24:20
it won’t be a coin, a fence in the cemetery,00:24:25
but that they will bury you vertically,00:24:36
but look for sure, you don’t need to paint it, it’s00:24:40
beautiful, stylish and vandals wo00:24:43
n’t take it apart for scrap metal, a good link00:24:48
is that’s all00:24:49
no, they’re all I need one thing,00:24:59
this is what I need, grandma, and for some reason you need a cart,00:25:02
I’ll go to the market with it,00:25:05
see, or how convenient they are, granny’s cart is not for00:25:09
sale, I know stibrry and. Yu.00:25:16
sleep and not in the hijacking00:25:20
padre express and you want me to steal a00:25:28
cart from the store up to years I now00:25:32
come on00:25:35
it’s a cool idea listen to the woman well how come00:25:41
op-op so so so to the checkout on how00:25:50
[music]00:25:53
excursions around Kiev excursions in Kiev, come00:25:56
up, maybe the Lavra00:25:58
is interested in the smell, come up, excursions around00:26:01
Kiev,00:26:02
excursions on the topic, excursions around Kiev and the00:26:08
highway, hello, I'm Brooks, course, excursions00:26:14
on tourism, of course, on tourism,00:26:17
I'm a tourist, congratulations, what interests you,00:26:21
maybe a park, restaurants, a museum, maybe cathedrals,00:26:25
maybe the Lavra, aggravations, come to me for this I00:26:28
came alone, I’m so interested in00:26:30
strawberry,00:26:32
and strawberry, I understand, I understand, but before00:26:36
strawberry, you’d better go to Poland, although00:26:40
maybe in Bessarabka you’ll also take a00:26:42
good Turkish one, don’t you00:26:45
misunderstand me, I’m interested in ordinary tourism,00:26:47
so by the way, I’m interested in00:26:50
tuning and so to create nuts knead,00:26:55
but I understand that you are gastronomic tourism, and00:27:01
by the way, our country is famous more for00:27:04
borscht salam gorilochka, but raisins and00:27:10
nuts are for you in Uzbekistan,00:27:13
again you misunderstood me, I don’t00:27:16
need raisins and nuts,00:27:18
okay, I’ll say it directly, this article is a sex00:27:24
tourist, but from me what are you you want from00:27:34
and then I don’t want to, but I think you00:27:37
can help me with this, I’m not, I’m00:27:40
straight,00:27:43
I’m also natural, you understand, but I read on00:27:47
the Internet that Ukraine is leading, so00:27:50
to speak, in intimate services, it’s all00:27:53
nonsense,00:27:54
we’ve been lagging behind for a long time, all because of this00:28:00
quarantine We are the only ones who are00:28:02
leaders in this matter, this is00:28:05
our government and she is our people, both in the tail and in00:28:09
the mane,00:28:11
but they are spinning because just like this, only for00:28:14
pensioners, they00:28:21
flew in exclusively from Chelyabinsk via00:28:24
Minsk, you know, so that you can take00:28:26
advantage of this, you know, in00:28:28
the end, we - I think00:28:29
I understand everything, what are you doing there,00:28:33
choose a girl, no, I’m looking for a00:28:36
return ticket for you,00:28:39
listen, you have to help tourists, I’m00:28:42
ready to pay you understand the money, here’s the00:28:45
money for me, that you are not real money, these are rubles,00:28:51
hryvnia,00:28:53
hryvnia, my name is a child already in a00:28:56
monopoly playing tours it’s already interesting00:29:04
so good and you’re ready to comply with00:29:07
absolutely all quarantine restrictions00:29:11
I’m running the house with Mashkov’s antiseptic let’s put it00:29:13
you understand that this is complete [ __ ] the00:29:16
most important thing is the distance is one and a half00:29:20
meters00:29:23
that’s what they came up with here they’re from Russia one and a half00:29:31
meters I can’t reach it no matter how hard00:29:33
my wife tries, so what I can then tell you in00:29:37
another country00:29:38
which country I flew into. It’s holding rubbish,00:29:41
I see I’ll write to you to know which one this00:29:44
package will suit me for, listen to a00:29:48
negative review from you in our country it00:29:51
will sound like a compliment00:29:54
I can actually take these dollars to00:29:57
another country your all, calm down,00:30:00
calm down, okay, I’ll try to help you, tell me, have you00:30:03
ever been in these textures before?00:30:06
Of course, Thailand was difficult and how00:30:11
everything went without a hitch, without a hitch00:30:14
Zadorin kai in Thailand, even with a knot, that00:30:20
’s why I flew to Ukraine quantum, as I00:30:24
understand it, you want us here let's go here00:30:28
I would like to try of course tell me00:30:31
when you arrived here00:30:33
you took a taxi from the airport you took a taxi to00:30:36
no one grief that reporto00:30:38
but then everything is fine you were already [ __ ]00:30:44
we handed over at the airport well of course 120000:30:50
hryvnia, here for 1200 hryvnia they performed00:30:53
penetration right into your nose I don’t want00:30:58
penetration right into the nose, I want to want to00:31:01
penetrate like that myself, where I understand,00:31:03
I understand,00:31:04
tell me about when you were driving for a taxi,00:31:06
you were buying a hot dog at a gas station, well, that’s00:31:11
what, well, what happened to me yesterday, scare me,00:31:14
well, well, well, here you go sausage in your mouth,00:31:20
you've been everywhere, so you can00:31:21
go home safely, you're obligated to help tourists,00:31:25
tell me, did you come here yourself, no, not in00:31:29
kumu, so then I'll try to00:31:35
help you, so to speak, so that the money doesn't go out of seven,00:31:39
tell me, who's cute or00:31:43
something? this is what I’m supposed to offer,00:31:45
I came here to see you for a reason,00:31:48
I came for normal sex like this,00:31:51
real sex to be eternal in the morning, wake up00:31:53
all over my back so that there are scratches00:31:56
Finnish scratches, then that means I recommend00:31:59
you the water park in Brovary,00:32:03
but I don’t know, they don’t turn on the water there,00:32:05
go down the blue slide your pin is scratched00:32:09
for the rest of your life, it will have something to do with00:32:11
both of them, but what does00:32:13
sex tourism in Ukraine have to do with it, I read it on the Internet,00:32:16
so I had to look it up on the Internet, I do00:32:19
n’t want to watch it, I00:32:21
want to participate,00:32:22
okay, okay, but you came to the wrong court,00:32:26
this you need volkov in Lvov00:32:30
that there is something there in the very center, it means in00:32:33
the semi-basement there is a00:32:35
restaurant of wings, underground too, it’s00:32:38
interesting if you don’t like something, you need to00:32:41
say knock on there and say I00:32:44
came to you from the Chelyabinsk tractor00:32:47
plant, all sex is guaranteed for you,00:32:55
there is nothing closer, but in Kiev here in the end, there are00:32:57
no minutes in Kiev, what kind of dirty sex00:33:01
I want dirty then put the kuyalnik where you00:33:08
put the kuyalnik, how sexy the kuyalnik sounds00:33:11
and the dirt there like that,00:33:15
I don’t want the kuyalnik I don’t want to go to my colleagues in Kiev, I00:33:17
don’t want to listen, and if you want it00:33:20
can be tougher than the00:33:21
old one, it’s better to go to Minsk fly further,00:33:24
look, yes, of course, get right off the00:33:26
plane with a white flag, go up00:33:29
to the first policeman and say,00:33:32
Sasha, you’re not real, what does00:33:38
sex have to do with it,00:33:39
believe me, you wo00:33:42
n’t be able to walk for the rest of your life,00:33:45
okay, okay, okay, don’t00:33:48
be upset don’t be offended by this, just00:33:50
say you want00:33:52
a continuation or a quick one of course I00:33:56
wanted to quit and well that same day00:33:58
then it means sign up the car market for00:34:01
oldies, go there, choose an old00:34:05
shabby Lanos, buy it and00:34:08
[ __ ] for the rest of your life okay okay00:34:14
good good if you want just more00:34:17
harder then Bogdan at rush hour00:34:22
unforgettable sensations00:34:25
tell me you love it when they scream you chase00:34:28
people in the background I advise you to go to any00:34:31
hospital defiantly walk past the00:34:34
line and say so I just00:34:36
ask00:34:41
this we have you know I understand I came00:34:45
with money ready to pay for00:34:48
expensive prostitutes to expensive prostitutes00:34:55
you know, write down the address of Grushevsky 56, a00:35:01
building under the dome, there are elite00:35:03
prostitutes there00:35:07
and you can choose up to 1 5 years, or somehow you00:35:12
have to no, high, then the00:35:14
league at Eva that they have almost00:35:18
legalized drugs there too, I00:35:21
definitely need this, well, it’s just legal,00:35:23
it’s straight in general legally legally then00:35:26
write down first you submit documents to the00:35:30
state registrar then00:35:33
you receive an00:35:35
extract from the unified00:35:36
state register then you submit an00:35:40
application to the tax office and while I’m doing all this00:35:44
I [ __ ] know yours00:35:46
and they don’t have me you want that everything00:35:49
was legal correctly you submit a request00:35:51
to receive extracts from the register of00:35:54
payers and wait to receive the00:35:57
extract in 3-5 days, register the00:36:01
income book and everything and I pay sex00:36:06
no, you will issue a fob, otherwise, believe me, they will00:36:11
definitely [ __ ] you,00:36:15
but you know you will get it and 8 thousand00:36:18
hryvnia, by the way, doing00:36:20
business in00:36:22
Ukraine is the only officially approved00:36:25
sadomasochism in which there is no00:36:27
safe word yet,00:36:29
you have a completely undeveloped sphere of00:36:33
intimate services,00:36:35
well, why do we need a separate sphere of intimate00:36:37
services00:36:38
if we provide services in all other areas00:36:40
so that you can’t00:36:44
call them anything other than intimate, but the woman is00:36:49
yours, I’m here I’m standing here, halibut,00:36:52
just about to talk about the twentieth, a00:36:55
girl with money, there’s already a channel for him,00:36:58
this toilet will open normally, I’m00:36:59
tired of the whites, I could say thank you for00:37:05
replacing it, let’s get ready, brochures,00:37:07
get sick, excursions in Kiev and in sports in00:37:11
Kiev, and what we’re interested in in general -00:37:27
this is my ex-wife, actually, and you’re00:37:30
okay with putting all your time on00:37:34
the Internet, you’re all like that, I’m taking, I’m00:37:37
taking, you’re not just taking it, you’re also taking your00:37:41
mother and four children with you,00:37:45
you remembered, why do you and your mother have four00:37:48
children? In general, he ruined my whole life,00:37:50
how much can I make money from you all the time,00:37:53
so what about sex,00:37:58
I don’t know how it is with you, but it’s already happening to me,00:38:01
in this case, with my brain00:38:04
about Santa, it’s happening, come here and 9 will become00:38:06
but stuck00:38:11
[applause]00:38:13
you I said that you’re waiting for me in00:38:16
the car, but that’s why you need to be with me00:38:18
te but because I’m your best friend and a00:38:21
friend doesn’t leave a friend in trouble, so00:38:25
somewhere I’ve already heard this and I00:38:27
remembered before my failed00:38:30
dates that you ruined me with00:38:33
such perverts.00:38:37
why did you take it, how come I feel them on them,00:38:41
I’m well versed in perverted things, but you00:38:44
told me thank you,00:38:51
thank you for that, that I’m still not00:38:54
married, you finish00:38:55
not married to00:38:59
a pervert,00:39:03
how stupid you are00:39:06
from me, you’d better tell me thank you when00:39:10
I saved you from a00:39:11
pervert in the hospital and it was generally00:39:15
before the therapist, he just wanted to00:39:17
listen to my lungs, he suggested how the00:39:19
hall didn’t have time to wear a blouse, you hit him on the00:39:25
back once with a chair00:39:28
and your boss, well, now the00:39:32
parking attendant and why did you attack and because00:39:35
he said that you parked perfectly00:39:39
and that this is a00:39:42
hint, such a hint is a compliment,00:39:46
and why did you come here with me, it’s00:39:48
just an oratory course, I do00:39:51
n’t understand, you’re going to a professional00:39:54
master of teeth-talking,00:39:57
he’ll start talking to you and incomprehensibly persuades you to00:40:01
Tim, I’ve seen this in videos, in what00:40:05
other lustful videos00:40:09
in lustful videos about perverts00:40:12
who lure such00:40:15
gorgeous chicks, how to wash and do things with00:40:18
them, then why are you even watching these00:40:21
videos, well, as if to know that you’ll be late in the00:40:27
face, I have a toilet with me00:40:31
hide it quickly, we won’t need it today, he’s00:40:42
normal, he seems to be intelligent00:40:46
and even a little cute, it’s already flowing,00:40:51
it’s flowing00:40:53
there you have victim syndrome, oh good00:40:58
April 9, as I understand it, you have an occupation, yes, but00:41:00
you just sit down for a minute now00:41:01
to see move this black00:41:04
man and that I am music and call Anzio not00:41:08
only and although the plastic is to be shaken all the time,00:41:13
hello what is your name Marusya Marusya is00:41:16
wonderful00:41:17
just like in the commercials seriously he started00:41:21
asking your name00:41:22
and then you are cold to00:41:27
listen to him and Marusya it says here that the00:41:29
individual lesson is paid for00:41:31
hospice tariff yes that’s right00:41:37
I’m just today I came with a friend, she wo00:41:40
n’t study, she’ll just00:41:42
sit quietly and won’t disturb us,00:41:45
okay, please, in principle, I don’t00:41:47
mind, of course, I don’t mind00:41:49
everyone having music to become two, so what00:41:54
I suggest is that we start our lesson,00:41:56
ladies, let’s first do a warm-up for00:41:59
our or why00:42:00
take the device at the expense of00:42:08
what I knew, run away from here, grab your00:42:12
cheeks with your thumb00:42:13
and forefinger,00:42:15
paint your cheeks a little until you stick your00:42:17
tongue out, this is how it looks00:42:20
like perversion, you understand the rules,00:42:28
at first they say to do it and the controls,00:42:31
then they say you can’t do it,00:42:33
then he takes you by the cheeks and stretch them with your tongue,00:42:40
maybe we’ll skip this exercise, it’s00:42:43
a little uncomfortable, but it’s good not00:42:46
to worry about it, we’ll figure it out for our00:42:48
next exercise, it’s also very00:42:50
useful anon, but it’s called feeling the00:42:53
tip of your tongue, its hardness and00:42:55
sensitivity,00:43:00
you’re going to touch nothing with your tongue00:43:03
and I’m not going to touch this00:43:05
exercise is called chatterbox is very00:43:07
simple look brother tongue so00:43:11
[music]00:43:15
head00:43:24
[applause] you wo00:43:27
n’t let chatterbox00:43:35
rest in the factory towns there won’t be00:43:40
no I didn’t smoke so okay let’s try the00:43:43
next exercise00:43:44
it’s called an injection and so look with00:43:46
the tip of the tongue we take turns00:43:48
touching our pins from the inside so everything is clear00:43:57
the beginning he gives a chatterbox then you give00:44:01
him an injection then you change places00:44:05
in short he took the pervert grazing the00:44:08
strangest thing like in the videos they did it like that00:44:11
and now we move on to a more complex00:44:13
exercise right there without stopping to00:44:16
relax the larynx00:44:21
why are the beads what are you tired of this a simple00:44:27
exercise a simple exercise to00:44:30
relax the larynx00:44:34
and what kind of world do you live in, my girl,00:44:37
look, it’s actually a very simple00:44:39
exercise, what can we do? We first00:44:41
inhale air through our nose, inhale very strongly00:44:45
and then exhale sharply with the sound fu-u.00:44:50
let's cook more powerful, you're doing00:44:55
very well, maybe your friend00:44:58
wants to try 100 exercises,00:45:00
no, I00:45:03
didn't like the [ __ ], I didn't like him, so we said hello00:45:12
very well, Maruska, you know, you're00:45:14
still doing well, I read in your00:45:16
letter that you'll be eaten00:45:19
fear of public speaking, yes,00:45:21
indeed, this is a big problem, but00:45:23
you know, in fact, we will help and00:45:25
solve this, you need to sit00:45:27
back, lean back a little, relax00:45:30
the chair, we don’t get up, we don’t open our mouths if00:45:34
we’re standing next to you, and also let’s have our eyes00:45:38
imagine for a second what you said,00:45:40
it seemed like you were the people create these00:45:42
to put on no, I won’t often00:45:45
byte towels, it’s just that if I00:45:48
have 100 hundreds, it’s clear I’m sincerely happy for you,00:45:52
but we don’t need them now and00:45:55
I really don’t have handcuffs, but00:45:56
I have00:46:00
so Maruska please relax,00:46:02
close your eyes and imagine you’re going out00:46:05
big stage you see a huge00:46:08
auditorium all the seats are occupied the audience is waiting with00:46:11
excitement for your performance you come forward to the00:46:13
front of00:46:14
the stage what do you feel yes I go00:46:18
on stage there are a00:46:19
lot of spectators I start talking00:46:22
and suddenly and suddenly I forget the words I’m not so00:46:28
ashamed it seems as if I let's00:46:32
play along with the head of the sleigh, you're a businessman,00:46:38
mix it up, but I just advised00:46:41
my friend,00:46:42
I'm so scared, there's no need to be afraid, that's00:46:44
the moment, imagine that no one appears00:46:46
who covers you with a warm blanket, they started00:46:50
covering you with a blanket,00:46:51
then they covered their hand in a row, I'll kick you out of you, you00:46:56
'll disturb us, you see, I already have00:46:59
you they covered you with a warm blanket and at that moment00:47:01
you calmed down, you began to feel00:47:03
comfortable, you go on stage and00:47:05
tell the audience what you wanted to00:47:07
tell them and everyone likes it.00:47:09
Dal gets up and starts applauding,00:47:15
but tell me what you felt, you00:47:19
know, it really somehow00:47:21
became easier, by the way Another interesting00:47:23
life hack in order to develop00:47:26
stage speech better I recommend recording your voice on a00:47:28
dictaphone on a dictaphone then a camera and00:47:35
then this video on the Internet00:47:37
gets millions of views00:47:40
a dream and this happened of course I00:47:44
tested all the perverts in practice and00:47:48
Marus also has such an interesting lifehack00:47:50
we tried eggs for the voice and I would00:47:53
recommend horseradish for bad,00:47:57
by the way it helps a lot of people, I saw00:48:00
this in videos00:48:02
so okay let's move on to the main00:48:04
lesson let's train the dick now I'll00:48:06
give you two nuts and you'll get them at the expense00:48:15
here you go please take the nuts I'll take00:48:19
this too you're already sick of me with your00:48:22
behavior look at00:48:23
ordinary walnuts it's00:48:28
all very simple for a couple so far 2 nuts we put00:48:31
a latch and the music from will be appreciated00:48:35
and give the bodies oak gouge would sell the bulldozer didn't sell beat00:48:40
and you didn't gouge woodpecker oak00:48:45
gouge sold for water didn't sell beat and did00:48:48
n't be it I don’t understand which woodpecker which00:48:54
oak and some plan is going to gouge00:48:57
listen, maybe you also want to00:48:59
try Pomorie the radiance of the truck is00:49:01
brought up you00:49:04
want let’s take care of the links killed gouged00:49:14
sold sold visited and did not give away embellished Russia00:49:18
you are just showing promise00:49:20
let’s move on to the next00:49:22
tongue twister the otter from the otter has gained the ability to00:49:24
take the fish,00:49:25
he chose the otters equally, like00:49:30
you spend the corpses, he doesn’t want you, but me00:49:38
for the gold, but sharply yes, please want to00:49:42
try every dream, please be00:49:52
careful, please I00:50:06
have arranged it all for you to show you how00:50:09
he approaches from behind or moves away from me at00:50:11
least I felt the00:50:14
landing lawyer tutor he saved your life00:50:17
thank you better say thank you to him00:50:22
but to break through it on how would I00:50:26
worry about the table and when he00:50:27
crept up from behind but it’s because the00:50:29
relaxed hartan00:50:32
let’s go back and I ask you00:50:35
not to touch the nuts anymore okay don’t touch them00:50:38
lobsters cheeks now I would like to talk to you00:50:40
about proper breathing00:50:41
correct breathing is very important when00:50:44
speaking on stage00:50:45
what to do for this you need to do a little00:50:47
lean back shoulders move back00:50:49
well chin high she looks00:50:58
will do what I don’t understand what’s stopping00:51:13
us and soon we won’t give in to you Timati00:51:16
cutting,00:51:18
well, what are you allowing yourself that I, your00:51:24
friend, came just to work out a00:51:25
stage speech about what you made here00:51:26
and the rain looked like an otter, well, what was00:51:29
it going to be more of a fight on the water, there was00:51:30
pain, too, of all kinds, he will tell you, he’s00:51:32
just crazy, not aggressive,00:51:40
normal, it’s just you such a strange woman, but00:51:42
you’re a strange woman, it’s better that00:51:45
they put a dog on her, they started, why00:51:47
would they sit normally, repeat, so that00:51:49
in half a year they can speak normally in the00:51:50
minibus next stop00:51:51
such and such was to cut our hair soon00:51:55
progressive thank you00:51:59
[laughter]00:52:16
well, the woodpecker was hollowing out the oak and hollowed but not00:52:22
hollowed out until I’m not like in the commercials00:52:48
[music]00:52:49
[applause]00:52:50
and the words about the Ukrainian hero Cossack00:52:56
Taras Bulba rolled throughout Europe00:53:01
[applause]00:53:11
thank you, of course, but more of this is the merit of Nikolai00:53:15
Vasilyevich Gogol,00:53:18
and your task now as a brilliant00:53:22
director it’s all beautiful to film such a00:53:27
script00:53:28
with such an executive producer, it’s not a00:53:31
sin to film an imperishable movie, thank you, thank you,00:53:35
I have very good news for you,00:53:37
we’ve finally decided on an00:53:39
actor for the role of Taras, let me guess,00:53:42
agree to graze Bogdan mortars, it00:53:44
was not easy to develop, wait,00:53:46
wait, cormorant has he really decided00:53:58
to return to cinema?00:54:03
It’s still a secret, we’re negotiating, but00:54:07
as soon as the contract is signed00:54:08
it will be a sensation, not knowing what we still00:54:13
lack to make the best00:54:16
historically Ukrainian films, well, for now00:54:20
only money,00:54:23
so I propose replacing all the battle scenes in the00:54:26
film with documentary footage from chronicles00:54:34
documentary footage of the chronicle, this is the 2nd00:54:37
half of the 17th century, because battle scenes are00:54:43
so important for the plot, I understand, but you00:54:46
also understand, I00:54:49
found 200 people in a provincial theater who were ready to die for food,00:54:54
but at the edge of the forest there are no money for special effects,00:54:57
listen,00:54:58
let’s film the battle scenes with a00:55:01
quadcopter, we’ll film at night Can00:55:05
you imagine the00:55:06
audible sounds of battle scenes and everything seems to be00:55:10
in a fog00:55:11
and then in the graphics I’ll finish the money for the00:55:16
newspaper, too, there is no money for the newspaper, and in the state cinema, unfortunately,00:55:21
priority was given to Singer 3 who00:55:30
would have heard Gogol now, what are they giving00:55:33
money for now, you know now the general producer should come,00:55:37
perhaps he has more information it will00:55:39
somehow shed light on this situation where is00:55:43
my brilliant film crew where are these00:55:48
geniuses if the photographer thank you00:55:52
let’s do this because time is short00:55:55
while you00:55:57
were messing around here I found money I found00:56:01
a lot of day and wait if this is00:56:05
advertising integration then I’m immediately against it You00:56:07
can’t have Taras in the frame drinking Pepsi and00:56:11
eating chips and it’s a matter of betting on the outcome of the battle00:56:16
Taras Bulba makes a bet this is interesting00:56:19
write down where the records are00:56:21
but now this is not the main main news00:56:26
ready to be bought by netflix for 10 million00:56:31
then you there have a [ __ ] smell00:56:43
property and now we can film00:56:45
battle scenes all of course now there will be00:56:49
guns and tanks or not and there weren’t any then there00:56:52
will be a lot of horses for her no I’ll say so I’m00:56:57
not using all the money to let’s film the00:57:00
real burning well I mean with a00:57:08
stuntman of course we can even have three network00:57:12
imagine00:57:13
but actually there may be no00:57:15
burning00:57:16
there may be changes, the thing is00:57:20
that the customer has a couple of conditions00:57:24
[music]00:57:25
started and dress these creative group00:57:28
suits them you in your positions00:57:31
change only the main actor netflix00:57:34
wants it to be their actor you understand00:57:36
and by the way I am a director I don’t mind00:57:41
foreign actors, first of all they are00:57:44
professional and they are not forbidden00:57:47
if there is no need to make amendments to the script,00:57:50
I don’t mind either, but tell me in confidence00:57:52
who will be the main one, Jean-Claude or there are00:57:57
gangs of robots, not some kind of00:58:00
Venus, my dear, this is all the old00:58:04
guard of00:58:06
netflix I’m interested in the latest trends in00:58:09
cinema,00:58:10
so what am I going to tell you00:58:13
now, the actor will come and you will see everything for yourself,00:58:16
call the actor please00:58:23
[applause]00:58:29
follow you very glad00:58:31
very good and forgive me,00:58:41
someone, bulba, I’m sorry,00:58:45
conclusions, you’re kidding, you should00:58:50
see so that I I was joking, of course, I00:58:54
introduced myself to Bogdan’s mortar, it00:58:57
would be difficult to replace, but it’s00:59:00
not Taras Bulba,00:59:03
it’s Maksimka00:59:06
40 years later,00:59:09
one he will play since both as a factor00:59:14
may of course not be aware of that, but00:59:19
then since he was a rapper00:59:24
like that, how will such Taras invite his sons00:59:27
wear00:59:29
here are two tablets, go and get the red one,00:59:32
wear00:59:34
the blue one in front, you will forget how scary it is, it’s00:59:37
created00:59:39
about the tablets, it’s interesting, scribble a00:59:43
little stem, I think you’ll like it,00:59:46
forgive the whole question,00:59:48
tell me too, we’re shooting a black and white movie, no,00:59:55
we’re merging a modern film in 4k color,00:59:59
how many genders is the genre, black? comedy01:00:04
horror for porn01:00:10
maybe it's a parody like American01:00:13
Pie and01:00:15
Taras waving his mace in his shorts01:00:18
sorry in his hands defeats American01:00:21
women01:00:24
historical drama that's what it will be01:00:27
10 million what are you doing that script01:00:34
you know it needs to be rewritten01:00:36
I've already added something new here01:00:39
it means look, once he was wounded in battle,01:00:45
he was burned at the stake, he got burnt a little,01:00:53
but didn’t die,01:00:56
he came back, that means he was flogged, but he does01:01:00
n’t want to fight anymore, so to speak,01:01:02
he burned out,01:01:05
it’s clear what you’re talking about, we’re filming01:01:09
because I conceived Google or whatever his name is,01:01:15
and Gogol is a historical drama,01:01:20
all the problems in general -there are already a lot of examples01:01:23
in cinema of successful coloring,01:01:26
well, well, well, well,01:01:29
please tell me, young man, do you at least know the01:01:31
first words of Taras Bulba, a couple of01:01:35
cleanings, go funny, bravo,01:01:43
tell me how interesting it must be for01:01:46
my son to be funnier than him, this is01:01:51
because I’m black and because then 101:01:54
white won’t part, maybe we can01:01:59
at the grammy somehow under the texture of those actor01:02:03
why as someone has the texture netflix01:02:06
arranges it all in this form01:02:08
for the guys but what’s the problem I love it’s01:02:11
seventeen moments of spring and painted and01:02:14
nothing excellent box office there colored the tone of the01:02:17
whole film we are only the main character01:02:21
I have already begun to be born of the first scene01:02:25
Val ul look once after a hard battle01:02:29
he arrives in a painted car to a01:02:32
nightclub and has a blast01:02:34
there with the girls from01:02:37
braids then a01:02:39
white man comes up to him and says how01:02:44
are you for silver01:02:46
will come 100 times, let's sort01:02:50
it out once he gets up and says what the [ __ ] are01:02:53
you doing and the snowball01:02:59
starts shooting at the zombies you01:03:03
imagine it like that01:03:05
super zombie it's super write it down01:03:08
I'm sure it's just a couple of years01:03:11
but the snowball what kind of stitch is this some kind of01:03:14
nonsense and 1 priest is normal,01:03:20
I apologize, I have a few01:03:23
technical questions, tell me, we01:03:26
are filming in Ukraine or somewhere in01:03:29
Africa,01:03:30
meaning the island of Khortitsa or Madagascar,01:03:36
choose we leave well, the Cossacks we ride01:03:40
horses or something more01:03:42
exotic there are camps lions giraffes01:03:45
that old fabric and please tell us01:03:49
we have Cossacks and they train with swords or with01:03:54
swords I didn’t understand thanks he threw01:03:59
off the basketball let’s basketball01:04:02
weak hand another question 1 Cossacks01:04:06
attack memory or on fleece any white ones01:04:11
will do01:04:14
good question well, it’s better after all the Poles01:04:16
of course, tell me what do you say and the01:04:18
last important question, tell me01:04:22
Taras’s sons are white before taking white and this is the01:04:28
main consumer, not the Chinese, not the01:04:32
Mongols and not the Uzbeks, just making a new one,01:04:36
just drinking, it’s a pity, to be honest, I01:04:39
expected more intrigue from netflix,01:04:43
tell me, the Cossacks01:04:46
won’t have a question about where white day comes from01:04:50
we're so freaked out by the sight of Taras01:04:54
that they wo01:04:58
n't have any questions at all until the end of the film, but01:05:02
this phenomenon needs to be explained to the viewer,01:05:05
yes it can be explained in an elementary way, well,01:05:07
look, for example, these are not relatives, go,01:05:10
Taras is smart, I adopted you nobly,01:05:14
I installed you, I will kill you, you01:05:18
see, you're already starting so to speak,01:05:21
to adapt to our realities,01:05:24
you don’t understand, right away everything needs to be01:05:25
rewritten,01:05:26
all these prohibitions, we go straight through01:05:30
the scenes to Arras, he comes to wear, then they are brought,01:05:33
and so to speak, a hardened01:05:36
Cossack, everyone just bows to him,01:05:40
stops on one knee and starts01:05:42
kissing on TV, aggravates growth01:05:47
just dorosheva key of course let's move on01:05:50
Taras's sons studied at the01:05:53
academy or at the Peoples' Friendship University01:05:57
to make it possible neutral medical01:06:00
medical troubles so let's write down Taras before he01:06:03
smokes tobacco or that it can be01:06:05
stronger01:06:08
unfortunately not legalized in all states01:06:10
and therefore let it be01:06:12
as they pronounce it [ __ ] whatsapp01:06:16
wolves01:06:19
let's worry about this and the black ones01:06:22
at the end of Taras burn or still01:06:26
shoot at the exit from the night01:06:30
stuck near the nightclub this is of course01:06:33
epic but still left to burn01:06:36
burn well then one more question the01:06:38
Poles around the fire are01:06:40
ordinary or in white caps wait01:06:47
is it you me Now you’re teasing me or something,01:06:50
you’re a chubby guy, maybe you know where01:06:53
to get 10 million dollars, although it’s been01:06:56
sorted out, it seems like I’m proposing to shoot this,01:07:00
yes, we’re ready to shoot the first scene, I’ll01:07:04
go and warn Taras’s sons that01:07:06
they have a new folder, wait, the whole01:07:10
point is that the film will be nominated01:07:13
for an Oscar and01:07:14
what not, I didn’t have time, I beg you, I want,01:07:19
I don’t forgive, as far as I understand, Taras is not01:07:23
only a Papuan, but01:07:27
also say the headman, that’s enough, let’s01:07:33
focus on his sons,01:07:38
I apologize, yes, oops,01:07:43
no, not only Andrey when it’s very01:07:48
logical that then since it’s him that’s killing him,01:07:51
he’s killing just another straight guy01:07:55
a natural that’s why,01:08:01
well, you’re a screenwriter, you have to simplify this pride01:08:04
and ask of whom then now01:08:07
Andrey falls in love with us, the01:08:11
issue is still being decided while01:08:15
put a dash there there may be01:08:17
different options you when you01:08:19
buy for so many days,01:08:22
take 1 prettier one just in01:08:26
case and you took it off, you’re being ironic now, it’s a01:08:33
common practice all over the world, especially the01:08:35
new Hollywood rule that in every01:08:38
film crew there must be a black person,01:08:41
there must be a disabled person and one game01:08:50
so I don’t understand why everyone is looking at me at01:08:52
him so you worry01:08:57
once, as they say, not just once, I’m01:09:02
warning you, I’ll resist and I don’t01:09:05
know how it’s gay, we caught our01:09:07
film crew there about over-fulfilling, what’s01:09:11
so narrow-minded here, why is such a01:09:14
reaction all over the world also accepted,01:09:17
look now they’re remaking01:09:20
the Titanic, starring them gay couple01:09:23
terminator is now a wheelchair user,01:09:26
now I don’t feel sorry for him,01:09:30
and now the fish is a girl the size of01:09:34
Rambo, a teenage girl is also called01:09:38
Rambo first blood and01:09:43
this is a bunch of sex becoming I don’t understand at all,01:09:48
let’s better get back to discussing01:09:51
our picture about the Poles, which means with the01:09:55
Cossacks should not fight with the Poles for long,01:09:57
but quickly switch to the Chinese, the01:10:02
Chinese, yes, I understand, we’ll get the Chinese, rice01:10:06
sticks,01:10:07
soy sauce, everything will be01:10:09
like this, it reads that China will attack the01:10:13
flog01:10:16
or even the skin, the Cossacks will go crazy and01:10:18
attack China01:10:23
somewhere on neutral territory where -there01:10:26
Bangladesh Puerto Rico01:10:29
Mongolia I don’t know I’m not strong and you’ll01:10:31
come up with geometry and the Chinese01:10:36
must win in the end01:10:38
we need to enter the Chinese01:10:41
market and the Chinese love01:10:42
to win and Americans also love happy01:10:46
endings so in the end everything should be01:10:50
good you know what does this mean we understand01:10:54
we will all burn in hell01:10:58
no this means that we can make01:11:01
a sequel and that’s another 10 million parses01:11:05
brilliantly pressed I won’t write this I wo01:11:10
n’t film this that is how is it I’ve01:11:13
already ordered a car from the Chinese you’ll01:11:16
be fine now01:11:18
sit here from netflix here they also sent01:11:21
look they don’t confirm this01:11:24
actor excuse me goodbye we called my01:11:32
heart from easy to line up01:11:36
they sent the actor they01:11:39
approved please call01:11:43
[music]01:11:47
here’s01:11:50
tolo01:11:52
I understand this is Paraska Bulba01:12:03
please let’s bring back the previous01:12:05
actor I have01:12:07
already approved you and flex, we can shoot everything,01:12:11
so we return to our sheep01:12:15
paraska let there be a paraska01:12:17
paraska Bulba leads the Cossack01:12:20
army and the army, according to their request, should01:12:24
consist of half women massage they01:12:28
still know that the Zaporozhye slaughter is necessary for a01:12:30
woman even Gogol wrote about it01:12:33
knows free studio, just01:12:38
go for it, especially since you can01:12:41
play it up somehow, well, let’s say it01:12:45
will be, well, not exactly women, but it could01:12:47
be ex-men,01:12:50
but this is already too much, and for this they will add01:12:55
2 million dollars to our budget,01:12:59
well, a transvestite is a transvestite01:13:10
[music]01:13:15
Tarasov Papuan,01:13:19
I still endured the01:13:23
Chinese twice, I01:13:25
turned over in my grave, but this doesn’t fit into any01:13:29
gates, you should take Bezrukov,01:13:37
tell me, I’m the only one who’s gone crazy,01:13:40
I see it too, it’s google itself,01:13:45
google exists, or I knew that my01:13:49
works were waiting in in the future, I would burn01:13:53
not only dead souls,01:13:55
listen, you are artisans, but why do you01:13:58
constantly interfere in our work, you01:14:03
need to spoil the plot, write your own,01:14:07
then spoil it in the work of the classics,01:14:10
don’t interfere,01:14:11
they will outlive you all01:14:24
[music]01:14:26
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[music]01:14:28
[applause]01:14:32
stop me I'll show you,01:14:35
let's have a laugh together.01:14:39
[music]01:14:41
he heart diesel show kiwi view will be all01:14:45
at her from 17 to 18 cherny palace ukraine01:14:50
absolute svyatkov program01:14:52
branches on the site without and studio crab what kind of01:14:55
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