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They say

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Happiness is when you are

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understood Your applause also means

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some kind of

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mutual understanding established between

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us and I understand this very dearly

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Confucius once said and now

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she has been living in the life of mankind for many centuries,

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this is really the truth But here

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with my wife Katya there is

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no mutual understanding whatsoever, and

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what kind of mutual understanding can there be if

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she spends all day doing nothing but herself, now she does

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n’t care, she grinds out

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weight loss and drinks it with a

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cake, I’m a [ __ ], why do you need to lose weight, you and

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everyone likes him, our neighbor, an Indian,

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came from India He generally considers you

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sacred. What did you drink? At

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least once you asked what you

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ate and you start cooking; she screams.

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Why did you put the whole pack of food in one

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pan? I wanted one at a time, but

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they rushed, and she

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herself was about to cook a tub for a week; a

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tub of this Greek salad after 3 days

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it is no longer Greek but ancient Greek

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vegetarian feeds only

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grass salad zucchini parsley dill I do

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n’t eat about the

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pasta even though it hangs a bell on my neck

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asked for coffee with a cigarette

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stirred

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the original but do

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n’t take the remark about my food

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I’m telling you your pancakes are

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thick So you

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charge three for everything on me, saves on everything,

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rest only in Egypt, takes me already

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there, all the camels

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recognize this weird girl, she got it on her

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belly button, this

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piercing he has, it’s some kind of metal

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thing, a sharp one sticks out. Everything The

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main thing is asking why aren’t you hugging me I'm

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afraid I went to the sea for a swim I caught a horse mackerel on the

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belly button, that's all that's going on And the horror is just pure

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horror where is this Happiness when they understand you

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recently offended you because of your mom, watched a

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movie on TV Beauty and the Beast,

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well, you know, there's a terrible monster there, she

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saw it and screamed oh oh

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Mommy mommy I say yes, it

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looks like yes,

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why did the smart sister

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tomography of the brain

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show up nothing, I knew it without them,

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we were driving a car, she was driving, I

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say, what are you doing? Why did you

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go on red, so in the morning I was driving green, there was a

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buffet in the re, so she I sat down for him,

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I [ __ ]. What are you doing? Why are you

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disgracing me? Why did you sit down? It’s a buffet

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Well, it’s okay, the Swedes will come, I

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’ll get up, they say again Happiness is when there is a

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lot of money, that’s when Happiness is people

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who argue with this, there is

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no money, a headache, there is money, too, a

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headache Over there, my neighbor Vasily

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came home late at night. Well, naturally, my

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wife was screaming, where his whole face was hanging around in

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lipstick, he

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threw it at her, she threw it at him right away. Oh, you poor thing is

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completely

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overworked. Here she is

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an idyll. Here she is

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happiness. Here is

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happiness for you, otherwise all the hints and reproaches,

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I watched the film American means there

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the hero sprinkled the bed of his beloved with

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rose petals and looks at

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me what will I

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answer her? Why are you looking at me there in

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California roses are cheaper than

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potatoes Do you want me to lay a bag of rolled potatoes on your bed

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easily Listen, this happened recently I could

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n’t believe my eyes I wake up in the morning to be

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honest after heavy

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drinking, I look at the clothes, all the posters are washed

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neatly on the chair,

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lying on the table, breakfast

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is smoking and a bottle of cold beer from a distance I

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see

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cold ones, my wife silently went to work, I

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say, son, what

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was it? Dad, you came home 2 nights, collapsed

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in bed, mom tried to undress you, and

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you screamed. Don't touch me, [ __ ], I'm

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married right, Goya

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men with the eyes of a dog with a nose and only a

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rabbit with what it

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needs, but here you know I saw the light,

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I realized that happiness probably lies in the

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simplest things and, above all, in the fact

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that you need to

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learn to enjoy

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life as you see it in the morning I

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woke up

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happiness woke up

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eyelids children are not

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sick

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happiness happiness first grass warm shower smell of

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barbecue women's legs and then an icicle

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flew past from the roof

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Yes, I also found money in old

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trousers Yes, even ours

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were beaten,

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maybe oh what happiness you'll burst

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your glasses, you'll [ __ ] you, you'll shake them

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and

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you'll think Yes for what happened to me so much

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