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if on a plane you spit on the business00:00:08
class seats while passing by it, the flight in00:00:10
economy will be more pleasant,00:00:16
kindly, after all, everyone is welcome on board00:00:20
in the sense of when than my seat in the way the00:00:23
plane rarely flies on planes and I’m not even00:00:26
used to it, I want this is my seat, let’s00:00:28
board now, let’s see you, Mr.00:00:31
Korolev, yes, you are seat 2b in business class,00:00:40
please take a seat, a blanket, his slippers, I mean00:00:49
slightly white slippers,00:00:52
I want to keep them right away, forget it,00:00:56
I thought it would be easier to walk, which is00:01:00
not necessary anymore, call00:01:02
my friend in peace, everything will be fine here, everything will be00:01:05
fine, let me bring you something00:01:08
you want money no00:01:10
it's free00:01:13
good afternoon hello sorry00:01:16
this is my seat can I have your ticket so00:01:21
comrade korolev yes up to 33 b please00:01:25
just not on my plane I rarely fly00:01:29
here the secretary took the ticket I was a little00:01:31
confused yes our seats are00:01:34
acute so interesting00:01:37
people00:01:41
real00:01:44
please tell me how the backrest00:01:46
reclines it does not recline why the00:01:50
last row the00:01:52
last row ping does not recline00:01:56
some kind of logic you need to look for00:01:59
this is a mystery number because.00:02:02
here,00:02:06
why are you doing this to me and how to00:02:10
do this to me I-I-I can’t drink, well,00:02:11
honestly, I drank a Jedi torpedo, I drank00:02:14
a garden bed right away, he’s my type, I did00:02:16
n’t know, honey,00:02:19
everyone’s gone crazy or something to live with the free00:02:23
end will bring in what are you00:02:24
more likely torpedo cream are00:02:27
you better than what kind of00:02:31
slippers you are, bring me some more,00:02:34
why do you need another slippers slippers00:02:36
slippers for me slippers I don’t need slippers I don’t need the00:02:43
bag I need another cognac mission quickly00:02:46
let’s quickly00:02:51
forgive me is this some kind of game,00:02:55
well,00:02:57
the setting of the armrests 2,00:03:02
this is some kind of mystery, yes, it has something to do00:03:06
with the backrest,00:03:13
excuse me, you don’t know why they didn’t00:03:16
ask us what we’re going to eat docs meaning,00:03:20
we’re sitting at the very end by the toilet and what00:03:24
what what will remain is what we will do, and00:03:27
if there is nothing left, then00:03:30
we won’t do anything at00:03:36
all, you allow yourself to do this, you provoked everything yourself, why00:03:39
could I00:03:41
provoke you, why the hell they covered me up,00:03:44
turned off the porthole, closed it, it’s00:03:47
like a provocation, why00:03:50
show this place of mine 2500:03:53
at night, nothing Vasily, what else can I00:03:57
do for you? A00:04:00
normal guy from the ethereal said that00:04:04
I think you can do it for me,00:04:05
what to00:04:07
blame00:04:10
is great,00:04:11
it’s so succinctly00:04:14
a parallelepiped of food,00:04:19
tell me what’s00:04:21
hot and why is it hot and cold,00:04:28
the back doesn’t recline because it’s the00:04:31
last row and the hot is cold00:04:34
because the last row means it’s somehow00:04:37
connected with the back and I’ll00:04:41
definitely guess,00:04:46
tell me, you too00:04:49
feel like cosmonauts, but the squirrel and the arrow,00:04:55
I’m a squirrel, you immediately read the squirrel, why am I a00:04:58
squirrel there, no, I’m just Korolev00:05:04
[applause]00:05:08
squirrel link, Korolev, their cosmonauts00:05:15
I can help you with something, can you help00:05:21
me, that00:05:23
is, you have Osipov on board,00:05:28
business class is so uncomfortable every now and00:05:30
then in economy, armrests once raised00:05:32
from no one next to you, lay down00:05:35
quietly, sleep like that, don’t take off your00:05:37
shoes so that others can fall asleep, a00:05:40
row is standing so far away it’s generally uncomfortable00:05:43
when are your legs comfortable you can be at all00:05:45
uncomfortable in the Kolyma so you put your horn on00:05:48
the back and sleep yourself normally00:05:51
blankets you have more blankets as much as00:05:55
you need00:05:59
now I’ll bring00:06:02
her to him period and then they lived together for three00:06:05
years gave different minds how is it that a00:06:10
chimpanzee is so different in general, you all know00:06:12
I understand why there are two armrests00:06:17
tell me, but this is the queue where to go00:06:22
to the toilet to the toilet the queue is00:06:28
such an interesting feeling00:06:31
sorry m that we are going to sit on the water it’s00:06:36
cold there is a pool00:06:41
[applause] the00:06:44
river is00:06:46
being steered by men also steering and00:06:54
calm down, I went to the toilet,00:06:57
why did you kill someone else already? I00:06:59
wanted to break in right away,00:07:03
calm down, everything is fine, everything will be00:07:06
fine, let's put your purse here,00:07:10
you sleep a little, we'll put this mask00:07:13
on your eyes, so sleep, rest,00:07:16
everything will be fine,00:07:37
at least00:07:38
[applause]00:07:41
forgive me how much does it cost,00:07:44
excuse me, I'm woken up now, they don't need it, I just have00:07:50
a girl on my shoulder like that for free, did the00:08:08
alero company sleep at night, do you see the plane we00:08:11
landed on, listen, the task is00:08:14
this plane you need to buy, no, it's not the00:08:17
same, that's it, that means airplanes, a00:08:21
screwdriver cross yes,00:08:23
in short, I want to figure out why00:08:26
here in the last row the backrests don’t00:08:27
recline00:08:30
1 business class passengers are invited to the exit00:08:33
thank you all the best dawn I’m trembling00:08:36
Korolev then instead of 1 before we look after your hand00:08:40
that about let’s pass the00:08:43
plant bug or Valera at night00:08:48
congratulations I’m writing myself a prize your00:08:52
idea with substitution of boarding passes00:08:54
prokanal weasel taken away by meetings00:09:05
center center agent Belkina in touch00:09:10
in general the client was led to pursue the object00:09:13
another question really almost kicks recline00:09:17
to fly conveniently like pizza00:09:20
squirrels having sharpened a jacket then you’re talking00:09:23
center I’m here00:09:26
of honor not in the center sat down then my wife00:09:29
buy tickets00:09:31
[music ]00:09:47
[music] [applause]00:09:50
and00:09:55
[music]00:09:59
having paid the taxi drivers there is no change even with by00:10:03
knew00:10:05
walk walk00:10:08
hello hello to the port what are00:10:17
you, what are00:10:19
these features on the table this is all you have become but I00:10:24
what do you want00:10:26
coquetry healthy what am I for you on00:10:29
the phone all the time in the cars look you're00:10:31
so small there and here you're capped00:10:33
king shopping dumplings00:10:37
wait now I'm now Marina Marina00:10:41
look who's visor Marina grandma visa00:10:46
tell Igor00:10:49
Igor tell Igor Igor00:10:57
Marina you understand that this is even off my feet00:11:01
for all days I can go for us yes yes come on00:11:03
listen, have a good pass, literally00:11:06
the day before yesterday I stopped by the service center,00:11:08
look what I did00:11:10
and00:11:12
you’re00:11:15
fine, but in00:11:18
general I often drive stars from00:11:21
me. nice and simple, but from the front it looks like a00:11:25
logan azat from a Camry is welded,00:11:29
actually a camry is ordered for this and00:11:31
you pay extra for it,00:11:32
but taxis are not my main business,00:11:35
so in the construction business I’m spinning,00:11:37
spinning,00:11:38
just now if the money is in the bathhouse,00:11:40
they’re drunk, but the builders are crazy in the bathhouse00:11:45
almost everything costs an hour, but construction is not the00:11:47
main income, I’m still my wife’s grandmother00:11:48
shooting,00:11:50
by the way, we’re always watching dumplings at home,00:11:54
we like how they boil,00:12:02
take it, I’ll give you a joke, we’re00:12:07
actually writing to ourselves, write it down, no, but you’re00:12:11
really great, you can really watch you,00:12:13
feed it, it’s impossible to watch this comedy00:12:15
some kind of logan for rednecks you understand,00:12:17
well, it’s impossible just look where you’re00:12:19
going drop00:12:21
between the cavities baby pig no00:12:24
no you see who I’m taking where you’re not Tishkova00:12:27
visa you see you see a person don’t00:12:29
open the window please00:12:33
recognize you00:12:37
close the window I’ll go now to get some air00:12:39
I’ll cover a00:12:41
miracle for example Why are you tense, sir, I’m00:12:44
serious, I’ve been following you since childhood and00:12:46
I’m your idol,00:12:52
my idol Andrei Mironov,00:12:55
well, I’m your idol,00:12:59
seriously, you’re all under my care, by00:13:02
writing down my number at any time from00:13:04
anywhere, I’ll pick you up from any00:13:05
trouble 8 937 1628 30 , I remembered, I did00:13:12
n’t remember, make a note, call back,00:13:15
oh well, the app is here, everything is there for them,00:13:18
then they’ll dial after the shift in the evening, like00:13:21
6 a.m.,00:13:23
I have a tail, you know, emotional00:13:25
work, well, so much happens in a day,00:13:27
but at 6 a.m. you play the price, you00:13:29
understand no one at all, listening to the water and when00:13:31
on the Internet there are dumplings from models and00:13:33
Myasnikov, I always rewind I don’t like it,00:13:36
why do I like it? It’s just that I’m starting to cry,00:13:39
I’ve already filled the entire seat with tears, I set it00:13:41
to double rewind00:13:44
so that it all works faster, so00:13:46
how then is a squeaky voice easier00:13:48
to perceive, you know?00:13:54
really00:13:56
listen, there’s nothing dumplings like water,00:13:59
you can calmly put the child in front of the TV as a00:14:00
man, just like that, they made00:14:02
the child, left them on vacation themselves,00:14:05
went back, sits calmly in front of the TV, don’t00:14:07
swear, don’t swear, you know, he’s00:14:09
just crying, but he was00:14:12
probably just watching the butchers, but00:14:17
here’s another joke we had before sleeping in00:14:20
a car service center of a man under the Volga, he covered his00:14:23
hand, didn’t remove it, it’s just all four00:14:25
fingers on his left hand, it blew to appear, the00:14:28
whole engine was flooded, you laughed like that in the hall,00:14:30
you somehow beat it and put it in00:14:32
dumplings there, insert it00:14:34
from July naked saw00:14:38
no yes ok00:14:42
I saw it ok I didn’t see it ok let’s go ok00:14:47
okay I00:14:50
thought it’s like a daughter seriously00:14:54
everyone has arrived thank you come on otherwise call00:14:56
if there’s a number there Let’s say the application is00:14:59
fine 100 times put a normal rating there00:15:01
for registrars writes I00:15:03
’ll tell Yulia what you’re doing there I saw00:15:06
oh, the new dumplings came out,00:15:09
it's a piglet, they stopped, but I'm00:15:13
screwed, you're healthy, these are in the car on00:15:16
the phone, I'm constantly looking for that one, so00:15:18
small,00:15:21
they write themselves, they write this, we write to them00:15:27
[applause]00:15:33
[music]00:15:41
[applause]00:15:44
[music] [applause]00:15:52
at00:15:53
[music ]00:15:54
fat pilots, all the landings are soft00:16:01
[music]00:16:02
dear night, maybe it’s already good, I’ll take off00:16:06
the bandage, darling, just be patient and but this is00:16:08
a surprise, a surprise, yes, I already realized that we are on00:16:11
the plane, so pack let me guess where, is it00:16:15
really in Turkey00:16:19
that is even closer then00:16:23
sir, this is someone else's company, what the00:16:28
hell is it at all,00:16:30
this is my birthday present for you on00:16:34
your 40th birthday,00:16:38
but remember you told me that in the00:16:41
army one parachute jump was not enough to reach a hundred,00:16:45
so today you have a double anniversary of 40 years00:16:49
and 100 jump with a parachute I still don’t00:16:52
understand, we’ll jump now, of course00:16:54
you’re my design and the00:16:57
poke turned pale and trembled, I’m here for00:17:05
you and I’m nervous, I’ll00:17:07
be jumping for the first time, I’ll listen to Mozart, I’ll00:17:09
calm down,00:17:13
forgive me, do you remember any prayers?00:17:17
I remember a lot, yes, but they don’t help,00:17:22
even in the civil service, I worked for me,00:17:25
nothing is sacred at all, and00:17:26
you’re not afraid to jump at all, I’m very afraid, I’m very afraid, I’m afraid,00:17:29
why00:17:31
jump, but I have to, my whole life00:17:33
has flown by before my eyes,00:17:34
well, it’s not necessarily taken I’ll show you on00:17:38
May 5, 2017, I remembered that on this day I00:17:41
transferred 3 billion to a Swiss bank00:17:43
and forgot the account, I forgot during the search I00:17:48
ate the notebook and when it came out it was already00:17:51
illegible, I00:17:53
need to remember this and I hope it will be00:17:57
very scary, it’s a little scary to jump with a 300000:18:01
parachute without parachute, sleep00:18:04
10 meters, this is scary, and I jumped into a snowdrift of a00:18:08
five-story building, why didn’t I jump, why should00:18:12
they00:18:17
use adrenaline, I hate adrenaline and in general I want to go00:18:19
down, oh handsome, no, I want it without a parachute,00:18:23
man, come on, are00:18:26
you crazy, I want to get off the00:18:27
plane together just sit down, start00:18:29
to worry, you should say in this airborne forces00:18:32
they served there, yes, I served in the airborne forces, I served as a00:18:35
grain cutter there, I served00:18:37
in the army, these parachutes only twice,00:18:39
once when we stole them from a00:18:42
warehouse to sell them on the market,00:18:44
and the second time I told the police in knowledge then00:18:47
another one, I ask the chick,00:18:50
life is interesting, there is a way to fill it up, but I’ll get00:18:53
there soon, only 16 digits and all the00:18:57
air pockets, adrenaline went to a00:19:01
boat, what kind of boat in kindergarten was00:19:05
I on the lockers, a boat so00:19:07
red that it floated before my eyes,00:19:11
how far even before the Swiss bank00:19:16
they started white was expecting this a gift for 4000:19:20
meters, listen dear, I never said anything about you,00:19:23
I00:19:26
thought I was going to join the paratroopers and that’s why00:19:28
today I’m not 40 years old, I’m only 3900:19:32
years old, and today we didn’t like anyone at all00:19:35
and we’re spending money on something for every anniversary00:19:38
these jumps are stupid, comrade00:19:40
pilot, let's go down, the error went down,00:19:42
down, no, no, there is no way back, I've already00:19:45
transferred all the money, I've already transferred all the money,00:19:48
okay, don't be upset, well,00:19:51
next year we'll jump again if00:19:54
you want,00:19:55
listen, weirdo, why did you say that you're with a00:19:58
parachute fuel, you understand, I didn’t want00:20:01
to give up, you know what she was like in her00:20:04
youth, like Yangu sense, like MGU,00:20:07
yes, there was a competition for her, there were 17 people per00:20:09
place, and00:20:10
now they scored that I have 100 jumps,00:20:12
I’ll ask, then there was no chance at all, there was no dust, I00:20:15
had to become a flour-grinding technician00:20:17
act sense yes yes Lyudka Fedorova00:20:20
to marry but there was such a shortage of people there00:20:24
hear you wimp every real man00:20:28
at least once before must jump from a00:20:29
parachute noticed these amazed good00:20:31
find there adrenaline what is the speed there00:20:33
what yes what is the adrenaline what is the00:20:35
speed when I have one in the morning at00:20:38
Uralmash, in my pocket, smartphone 10 rang00:20:42
and five people turned around like that,00:20:47
here it is speed and here it will delete,00:20:53
and the fact that Padre Burbot grabbed you know how I00:20:55
fold the parachute like this, I folded it as a joke, I00:21:01
remembered00:21:02
30 x 30 figure I remembered why such a score00:21:06
length no number pi 30 decimal places00:21:10
how I slept I didn’t know a penny no water was lost00:21:16
with your stupid account well comrade00:21:20
pilot please let’s take out everything there’s00:21:22
enough in it why are you yelling I’m here00:21:27
[applause]00:21:30
like here and who then is there in in the cabin video00:21:33
there the roles that started00:21:36
Kolym Polovinkin what school with his back and at00:21:40
the desk sat alone in the class good kid00:21:42
you three how long did you live smallpox dance00:21:44
party club wait maybe after all,00:21:47
having identified Kobi you will go as I will go to00:21:49
Kalina tanker Sakli him I want to do00:21:52
nothing an hour we'll fall into a tailspin, we'll fall on it,00:21:55
the door will open, you'll jump,00:21:57
and I'll jump, and I'll have a dead loop00:22:00
for adrenaline, yes, what kind of adrenaline is there in a00:22:02
dead loop, I just00:22:04
need to tumble this vessel, then the suspension of the gas tank00:22:07
will go up, the00:22:08
gas pump will break, the engine will stall,00:22:11
and then a three,00:22:17
you'll probably look without the dead loop the00:22:22
alarms died down at 19 5 6 4 0 9th 45300:22:29
d-a-a-a-a-a printing house00:22:35
petrovna is tight or another green00:22:40
and00:22:41
your lucky00:22:44
how to prepare everything00:22:53
1 listens in general the wind intensifies00:22:56
jumps change come back and we find00:23:00
everything lights out on base we are returning what you00:23:03
wanted to tell me is that I00:23:09
love tanks and adores you I00:23:13
remembered congratulations early there is still big and00:23:18
she is well00:23:19
so let’s go to the base through a loop00:23:22
according to the instructions there are no speeches there 300:23:25
billion questions not on the trip00:23:29
[applause]00:23:35
[music]00:23:48
now in the train is worse than an uninvited guest, which00:23:51
means twice as bad as a Tatar,00:24:02
my figurative bunny woke00:24:07
up, my little bunny woke up, he tore his eyes out, what are you doing, what are00:24:11
you doing, why did he teach00:24:16
articles from me, my00:24:18
fist shin, auntie didn’t see naked, steel,00:24:25
see you again, not only saw,00:24:29
ran around yesterday naked screaming in the carriage body00:24:32
must breathe00:24:37
so handsome came sat down and hate00:24:41
trains so much00:24:43
I immediately felt a kindred spirit in you00:24:45
and00:24:49
what is this00:24:51
door from Tony too today we just00:24:55
someone really wanted to go to the EU and00:24:57
no one wanted to change toilets with him00:25:00
but how they are there without doors, it’s already inconvenient00:25:03
there, everyone who felt inconvenient came out yesterday,00:25:09
only the non-walkers are left, more00:25:12
often they’re cutting in a big way, of course,00:25:17
the special forces won’t say a word against you,00:25:20
after all,00:25:23
I’m cold in music00:25:26
[music] that’s the00:25:30
one who’s there, but my trumpets are playing and00:25:33
no one is playing on your pipe is working,00:25:35
your pipe is working00:25:37
as part of the work, but yesterday the whole00:25:41
train ran out of alcohol and you00:25:43
made your pipe a coil for titanium and now we have a00:25:48
restaurant car, a00:25:49
moonshine car, and a00:25:52
hangout car,00:25:55
invented by women, don’t come close, zos fish00:25:59
smell,00:26:01
this is not from me, this is from you necklace00:26:05
made of muksun00:26:11
what did the shift workers give you for what,00:26:15
well, how did they give you an award, you are00:26:18
now King of the North Jones, and00:26:22
I'm still George, of course you were yesterday00:26:26
riding naked on the roof of the train, holding on to00:26:29
the wires,00:26:31
gained energy, defeated and the shift workers,00:26:35
I you we've been for six months couldn’t defeat the blue00:26:39
shift workers but you did it our king00:26:41
king of the seven conductor is00:26:47
faking something I’ll go pour some mash00:26:52
drinks00:26:54
drinks baked goods chocolate00:26:57
drinks baked goods housing and communal services00:27:06
prince my hello00:27:10
you don’t recognize your princess00:27:14
what are you shopping for now you don’t know yes prince00:27:19
wasp00:27:23
[applause]00:27:26
what kind of woman is- then the station will00:27:30
create Samara like Samara yesterday hair00:27:34
Samara yesterday she was working someone00:27:37
wanted to come back for roach we came back00:27:42
why are you bothering such a guy and I00:27:46
want it in a knot man what about your eyes00:27:48
your husband gave you yesterday for me00:27:52
deaf and dumb in time, he forced the gypsies to sing yesterday for00:27:55
me, dissuaded00:27:58
me from the ring yesterday, by the way, an00:28:01
engagement ring, and so that he pulled out the tap and00:28:03
proposed in the vestibule, I remember yesterday00:28:06
in every carriage I proposed, I00:28:08
never refused, here's the wedding stop00:28:10
callin'00:28:11
I'll wait for you very minutes,00:28:14
we got married in general -oh, who is it that00:28:17
married you? It’s interesting, the head of the train00:28:20
married,00:28:21
no, of course, you first wanted a priest00:28:24
when it turned out that my name is Kirill,00:28:32
you said that I’m perfect for00:28:37
two of your deaf-mute friends,00:28:42
yesterday you were going to register a business with them,00:28:46
which business, I don’t know if I seem00:28:50
strange you talked with them all night and00:28:54
that’s why my hands hurt and00:28:59
what kind of business00:29:05
ensemble or handmade songs00:29:09
and dances00:29:16
from00:29:17
all over, but I think the priest has arrived00:29:26
[applause]00:29:27
beloved mistress00:29:30
run away00:29:33
goodbye00:29:38
[applause]00:29:42
I’ll go you don’t follow me and00:29:45
Svetlana, don’t let you go home, don’t let00:29:51
you always eat the bill, play and throw it away,00:29:56
and then untangle the coil and the rings00:29:59
are hung back,00:30:05
I hate trains,00:30:07
maybe we have some tea, we just had titanium00:30:11
sounding tea, maybe00:30:18
something is stuffy, you’re not breathing00:30:25
[music] [applause]00:30:27
[ music]00:30:34
[applause]00:30:35
[music]00:30:36
[applause]00:30:39
[music]00:30:43
if a woman driving is nervous, it means she00:30:47
bought the car herself,00:30:50
good evening, tell me00:30:53
this sedan motor ship is sailing, given polska00:30:58
then behind which you have been squinting for so long00:31:01
and they00:31:05
rushed off,00:31:09
it happens, and yes, this is a good topic00:31:11
blablacar00:31:13
called I agree you sit down without a00:31:16
beauty00:31:18
boy left00:31:20
to happen if I steal a car to us00:31:23
together with the owner00:31:25
funny and sleeping now Belle is on the contrary00:31:28
yes I’m driving both next to each other but if you00:31:31
get my hand on my knee now I’m totally00:31:33
crazy00:31:35
you’re not married to the ring I don’t see, it’s just a00:31:39
young man is00:31:42
there, no, they’ve already00:31:45
won, he rewarded to00:31:47
know, I think he will be punished, of course, for this, to00:31:51
know, and has already punished since such a00:31:54
beauty has to run for an extra hour, probably00:31:57
Dima is burning somewhere there, I’m a beauty, and the00:31:59
beauty is a locust combo for searches and zen00:32:07
than we stopped,00:32:15
good evening,00:32:20
only father,00:32:22
it’s good that we’re going in such a cheerful company,00:32:26
where there are two such beautiful identical00:32:30
girls,00:32:31
boys, whih00:32:34
today there was a gentleman’s beauty contest and00:32:37
silence and the00:32:38
team before00:32:41
olive are strangers,00:32:44
yes, well, it’s good, it’s visible, you know, a00:32:47
sociable moth.00:32:53
oh well, boys, for my own pleasure, I'll00:32:57
clean it, I'll look out the window, the places here are so00:33:00
beautiful,00:33:02
quiet,00:33:07
but we also heard something in the trunk,00:33:14
excuse me, but we're definitely eating something from Ganapol,00:33:18
I'm suddenly interested in00:33:20
this question now,00:33:25
right now, without stopping, before searching for Adam00:33:29
already bite me the same know and we’ll make a00:33:32
forced stop, so to speak, in the form of a00:33:35
bathroom with the vital activity of the body,00:33:38
we’ll highlight it and for an encore 3 we’ll get there00:33:45
thank you thank you thank you for doing this I did00:33:48
n’t have the strength to endure it was already00:33:50
closed00:33:52
yes well okay I found the strength to endure it and00:33:58
you where00:34:09
I didn’t see anything was00:34:19
fixed before00:34:29
just me it seems you have ketchup00:34:32
on the shelves there, so00:34:34
let's go further to an00:34:40
even more cheerful company00:34:48
where we see him in the year Moscow time00:34:53
why Alapaevsk we agreed for a00:34:56
wide river as usual or while I00:34:59
was not deducted they outplayed me I apologize00:35:02
Vinny the manuscript I asked for his paw00:35:04
ear00:35:05
it’s funny that it’s funny it’s funny that they00:35:08
consulted with you, are00:35:10
you some kind of unique that you decide00:35:13
where we will eat meat00:35:17
I they are unique and I know and I usually don’t00:35:19
even have a little nonsense it’s I beat Tomka00:35:23
well know this and I wash myself rarely smelled00:35:25
fell asleep00:35:28
to him disgusting, so unpleasant, yes,00:35:31
shut up, you won’t have long left, they’ve00:35:35
already00:35:38
talked more, brother, leave the stalls of the shaft00:35:41
in Russian,00:35:42
it’s arriving very much as a person,00:35:47
the connection has appeared,00:35:49
call us and the salary00:35:54
will get here in a cheerful company00:35:57
on a silver one for the sake of together and the number and00:36:00
533700:36:01
repeat please00:36:03
yes from her Zarochka tell Arsen there I think00:36:08
let him meet me on my face, let him00:36:10
go towards me, I00:36:12
just don’t want to keep people here00:36:14
for a long time,00:36:18
hello, my wife called, she knows where and with whom00:36:22
I’m going, the car number, I’ll repeat the00:36:25
girls, I was wondering if00:36:27
we’ll still get to Polska00:36:29
Tomorrow I’ll go and buy tickets to the seaside00:36:32
because you know, suddenly you00:36:34
may not have time to go to the seaside, but I00:36:37
managed to do it before I had time, please, otherwise I’ll have a00:36:41
couple of greens00:36:44
. your age, open this door for me00:36:48
before the metal game, a big fire is our00:36:50
business here, let him open this door, take into account00:36:52
one of that, I’m pouring a lion,00:36:59
someone can’t explain what’s going on here,00:37:01
why the hell are we going to00:37:04
Alapaevsk00:37:05
and why didn’t you pick me up at the bus stop? They00:37:08
raced after you for 50 kilometers00:37:11
until you stopped00:37:12
[music]00:37:14
he said I was there on the finger who00:37:18
saw him00:37:29
I was so scared my tongue was numb00:37:37
I00:37:41
ran00:37:45
well that Ivashchuk something rattled in the trunk00:37:47
I remembered that there was a bat there00:37:50
our things I wanted to practice it’s00:37:52
like he’s in a matata, you came at all 100,00:37:55
stop yelling dammit,00:37:57
they made such a circle, I counted00:37:59
polska00:38:01
64 kilometers, I thought00:38:04
at least here at the exit they fried kebabs00:38:08
mu-mu-mu in vain we let him go, you00:38:11
can smell the Caucasians so good at grilling kebabs,00:38:15
he could have given him a ride from polska he fried kebabs for us, he finished his00:38:20
training, let's00:38:23
catch up00:38:25
[applause]00:38:34
[music]00:38:35
[applause] [music]00:38:40
[applause]00:38:44
she's a good girl00:38:47
[applause]00:38:51
you're good, look at Nika outside this is Sochi,00:38:54
Sasha look at the sun, sea, what air is00:38:57
on the table and this is our taxi Alexander, please00:39:03
give it, but how do you like it, but00:39:08
this is a surprise, it’s a surprise from00:39:12
me, Sasha, you know what taxi I ordered,00:39:14
some kind of unmanned or unmanned taxi,00:39:19
it’s like, well, there’s no driver, that00:39:21
’s how we’ll go now, can you imagine how00:39:23
you’ll go from the manufacturer?00:39:25
watch Sasha Sasha it’s better to let the00:39:28
pole drive in than we will00:39:30
sit for two hours before Krasnaya Polyana and listen to00:39:32
how he won’t shut up,00:39:34
look00:39:36
Krasnaya Polyana please let’s go, that’s00:39:41
beauty, why plus you can sit00:39:45
and mind your own business, you understand that it’s a00:39:51
long time to come to us in Sochi00:40:04
[applause ]00:40:12
it turned out to be00:40:15
a long time coming to us in Sochi,00:40:19
this is what the reviewer says and everyone knows me in Sochi,00:40:25
wait, what a pattern he is, we ordered an00:40:27
unmanned taxi and the reviewer unmanned00:40:31
taxis are coming to us for a long time in Sochi, you were lucky, it rained for a week,00:40:35
you were riding, relaxing, working00:40:38
and00:40:41
relaxing, are you a couple?00:40:45
children have00:40:48
something to carry00:40:50
if you want, I’ll take you to 33 waterfalls,00:40:54
plunge thirty-three times and the children will be00:41:01
respected and I don’t know how you are there, where are00:41:03
you, we actually like to ride in silence, I00:41:07
also like to ride in silence, otherwise these00:41:09
conversations will make me crazy here00:41:12
was a case of one guy driving to Krasnodar and00:41:16
his head is square ha-ha-ha00:41:21
it was you who laughed just now until it’s funny00:41:24
everyone has a round head and this one has a square head00:41:28
ha ha ha I’m00:41:30
25 before I can explain the joke to you go do00:41:36
n’t don’t thank you very much, we understood,00:41:38
we also laughed, so everything is00:41:40
fine,00:41:43
you are not here,00:41:46
yes brother, of course I can speak00:41:51
like myself, like Margarita Ivanovna, like Uncle00:41:54
Gas, like grandma Siranush,00:41:58
come00:41:59
to 1 brother from the heart soulfully to the soul00:42:05
who he was talking to just now00:42:09
I don’t know, maybe with Glonass,00:42:12
you know who called, it’s my brother from00:42:15
Yerevan, I asked him how00:42:18
Margarita Ivanovna was like Uncle Gaspar, like00:42:21
Grandma Siranush, like little Samwell, and00:42:23
then he invited me to visit, hugged him and said00:42:26
from the bottom of his heart, sincerely to the soul, brother,00:42:30
thank you for explaining then we are sitting wondering00:42:32
who called you, I’m just a taxi driver, I’m just00:42:35
working part-time, in fact, I have my own00:42:38
business, but I00:42:42
need painted MDF, either pine or00:42:46
MDF, the difference is small, but you have to00:42:50
order pine, and secondly, the00:42:52
screws may be lucky with moisture, but don’t take chipboard at all00:42:55
this is rubbish, it's sniffing,00:42:58
it's good that you ordered driverless taxis,00:43:04
nothing, that's it in silence, and00:43:07
now I'm thinking about getting the vaccine or00:43:11
waiting for00:43:12
it to be chipped. My grandmother knows00:43:15
one person who00:43:18
works at the virology center, he told my grandmother00:43:20
that there is a person in Novosibirsk who,00:43:23
after vaccination The Americans are tracking through the chip00:43:26
what they think,00:43:29
wait, what if you are parte 1 where00:43:33
are you going, stupid sheep, you can’t see00:43:36
who has a turn signal sign, what is the creature for, she will00:43:40
buy a license, but they don’t know how to drive, a woman is00:43:43
driving, a monkey with a grenade can00:43:46
live, but that’s why now the organist is on00:43:48
the train and00:43:51
Why is she a stupid sheep,00:43:54
it’s not for me to talk to you, maybe he00:43:57
’ll shut up, maybe he’ll turn on the music for you,00:44:01
let’s turn it up, please, okay,00:44:04
I don’t have music because I like to00:44:07
drive in silence, I’ll argue with you,00:44:10
underpants and underpants and underpants, it’s00:44:13
frosty outside, don’t panic under your jeans under00:44:17
trousers for a day then these things save your00:44:19
household in science00:44:22
underpants underpants and underpants it's00:44:25
frosty outside don't panic under jeans for00:44:29
keychains for a day then these things save your00:44:32
household in science we've got enough of you and00:44:34
music00:44:36
really let's talk to me about the00:44:39
money what's needed I'm a garage00:44:41
I want to get a mortgage for myself, I want to build a second floor,00:44:44
but if I have a friend in00:44:46
the administration, you can pay for money,00:44:48
come in and make a hotel, I don’t want to, I00:44:51
want a guest house or apart-hotel00:44:54
over the summer, Colin Sochi, they all do that,00:44:57
buy a garage and make a hotel in 12, I also want to00:45:01
call Atlant for a long time you still have to go not far by the way,00:45:05
you need homemade wine00:45:08
walnut chacha honey stuffed royal00:45:12
jelly trout tea and00:45:16
then we see stop, let’s00:45:20
catch a taxi normally, better with conversations than in00:45:22
silence00:45:25
good with 1 2 thousand rubles give your00:45:28
house as the card system is linked and00:45:30
then everything will be read for you there with the account that00:45:33
I don’t trust cards it’s the Masons who00:45:35
came up with cards to track00:45:37
people the00:45:39
Masons were tracking there was a case when a00:45:42
lot of people were tracked through a card otherwise that’s00:45:45
enough what needs to be done tell me00:45:47
put two thousand on the seats when you00:45:50
leave I’ll take it00:45:55
when he takes it I don’t even want to know00:45:59
let's put it away let's leave it's 500 let's put it00:46:03
anyway they won't believe it's00:46:06
about 50000:46:09
[applause]00:46:13
a year's unmanned taxis in Sochi I'm00:46:16
sitting00:46:18
watching the channel I'm steering the wheel with my hands on the pedals I'm pressing the00:46:22
bonus to the top why 500 rubles is it00:46:28
let's show00:46:31
500 and no more than00:46:35
550 this then I'll take you to Krasnaya Polyana to the00:46:38
very red center ok let's go00:46:42
ok let's all go just00:46:44
please hurry up oh ok let's go00:46:46
can I take the steering wheel please then your00:46:49
head is buzzing with your head00:46:54
just can we drive in silence they will tell my00:46:57
brother's husband now I'll warn everyone that00:47:00
no one called me fraternally00:47:04
until 20 minutes in Brodsky don’t disturb me00:47:08
please, I still need passengers, I see00:47:10
comfort, brother, I need it, come on, why don’t00:47:13
you, and I’m grandma grandma was00:47:17
corr for 20 minutes, don’t call, eat, and whatever you want to00:47:22
seem will speak, doesn’t want anything, then00:47:24
everyone, let’s hug you, your arms, all00:47:27
grandma, bye grandma,00:47:30
lemons and you already know the house00:47:36
[music]00:47:50
security guard Petrov this year wanted to00:47:53
give his wife a birthday party on a yacht, but00:47:55
it turned out as usual in the duck00:48:08
nuts for motion sickness you won’t have00:48:11
vodka for motion sickness00:48:13
why haven’t you opened the ton of capital yet,00:48:23
well, they’ve been ready for a long time and I’m ready where is the00:48:30
captain00:48:33
I’m just this is the Gelendzhik method, a holiday00:48:36
romance began not to be unleashed00:48:40
where is the captain then and not for Hecuba then that the00:48:43
guys may be the captain after all,00:48:45
let’s call you go the shelves until the spider has become him I’m00:48:49
glad quietly quietly quietly quietly I the captain00:48:53
waited until his nose was full so as not00:48:57
to change maritime traditions are00:48:59
still in order,00:49:02
captain, but now we’re not going, we’re waiting for you00:49:06
when it’s full, it’s free instead,00:49:10
let’s pay for this place already,00:49:13
let’s keep thank you, and00:49:18
now why aren’t we going to the00:49:21
place, speaking freely, and here it’s paid00:49:24
but free, you just don’t understand if we have00:49:28
instead of one it will be free, we will have a00:49:30
bright snack in one direction, we will00:49:32
walk in a circle no no no I don’t want to go back00:49:34
to Gelendzhik listen, maybe let’s00:49:37
do this all together let’s weigh ourselves in00:49:40
half, divide the weight in half and sit down equally so00:49:43
I don’t want to get involved00:49:46
when everyone knows yours weight is no longer00:49:48
life, let's00:49:50
all turn away, let's go in, let's get00:49:55
in the head00:49:57
from the feeling of the sound or something was00:50:00
given to turn off and the turmoil of everyone and what00:50:02
will fall out, and here let's do00:50:07
this, to balance the right side,00:50:10
we need a person weighing 100 6 kilograms,00:50:15
maybe you're dear, why are you just me00:50:19
the blouse is plump00:50:21
and over nothing to take off I am your00:50:24
guide for today today we will wait for the00:50:27
person and we will swim00:50:31
swim it is known that00:50:34
we will go to sea00:50:36
[music]00:50:42
decide princess the captain of this cozy00:50:45
ship in00:50:50
my invaluable assistant botsman I00:50:55
wish you health00:50:56
excursion group say boxing you00:50:59
take a position prepare for sailing00:51:03
captain, well, friends, let's start00:51:05
our excursion today we will see00:51:07
amazing places such as coral00:51:09
[music]00:51:19
[applause]00:51:22
[music]00:51:25
hats off00:51:30
a little bit,00:51:31
well, yes,00:51:35
and also other amazing places,00:51:40
friends, we are sailing to the caves of the phoenix,00:51:42
listen to important information about safety rules00:51:46
if you follow them no one will get hurt and00:51:49
so00:51:56
[music]00:52:00
sad boss on00:52:04
[applause]00:52:09
well if you follow these00:52:12
simple rules a00:52:13
stone won’t fall on your head like00:52:15
our boatswain and cabin boy a year ago00:52:21
daughter captain comrade captain00:52:28
keep it down we can’t hear anything please your00:52:31
but you’re00:52:35
keeping your losses quiet,00:52:39
you’re in the way,00:52:45
they understand the lower ones00:52:49
where they live and00:52:57
[music]00:52:58
see some eyelids before the yacht went back00:53:01
together00:53:04
like a Turk spent half his life in this00:53:06
Europe, finally managed to get out to00:53:09
Russia, look how beautiful it is all around,00:53:12
well, you’re the best country with us the world is00:53:27
quieter morgue and why are you silent say00:53:32
attention to this big mountain there at the00:53:34
top with your feet we find ourselves knitting a cross you00:53:36
see this cross this song is a place somewhere00:53:39
so this is to00:53:42
get rid of I draw I fell in love with a00:53:45
man whose name they met in00:53:49
this very place but00:53:58
wait, wait, what’s happening00:54:01
without producing anything in order, what’s happening and what’s going on with00:54:04
you, what kind of knowledge but you00:54:06
got00:54:08
there and what happened under the boatswain, the water and00:54:12
you, shame on you, the mouse has00:54:14
n’t even entered the sea yet,00:54:17
I’ll go. let's go for a swim in the sea00:54:21
couple 1 and I the weather is no hole they are00:54:25
nothing like an athlete's hand wait for me00:54:27
I'm not a friend to conduct my service like this00:54:29
buy00:54:32
they died right here00:54:48
Kirov00:54:49
[applause]00:54:51
[music]00:54:53
what's going on you abandoned us our00:54:57
program just ended we00:55:00
went to rest00:55:01
the program then drove the yacht then I automatically drove the car00:55:04
via satellite00:55:13
last year you were bored this year we00:55:17
hired two animators to get there not only00:55:20
what else do you need from the Black00:55:24
Sea resort because this is the only place where it is00:55:26
terribly boring and fun at the same time00:55:34
[applause]00:55:37
[music]00:55:46
to enhance team game hockey00:55:49
club acquired 5 new players not funny00:55:53
stupid for information about00:55:57
yes yes advertising yes I’m all at the airport yes00:56:02
now the boys were shaking and everyone or the00:56:04
Magnitogorsk type right to the game victory at the00:56:07
dacha will confuse me when Lollipop pushes me.00:56:12
still meets00:56:14
my so here so Maxim Nikolaevich well00:56:18
where is the bus that we should00:56:20
meet at by the way still at home00:56:21
Deniski go you know how00:56:23
long by the way to them today we are playing00:56:25
to the junction of some kind of amethyst scuba diver00:56:29
this Sergei Vanyushin stop being00:56:31
hysterical like usually they said already a meeting00:56:34
they will put the car in they will take you well what are you00:56:35
starting I don’t know I don’t know it’s good to shake00:56:39
in nature00:56:41
Dmitry Vladimirovich you first of all00:56:44
alt went to the second redneck in00:56:48
general these two people get along well behave00:56:51
culturally you will understand colleagues the thing is00:56:54
that my mother is really a00:56:57
cellist and so is my father really sat00:57:04
and the waters are handsome, I walk and look for marshmallows on00:57:08
board I can play00:57:11
amethyst car00:57:16
professionals for a game of dice00:57:19
in the00:57:20
[laughter]00:57:34
creek00:57:36
[laughter]00:57:40
in general, the Muscovite type was00:57:44
taken strangely00:57:48
said to pass on these goals on the patch00:57:52
we play hard gentlemen today00:57:55
we play something from Winnie - fluff,00:57:58
and in short, the point is, first, due to the00:58:02
tempo, it keeps it very quickly in the middle,00:58:04
it can give you a weaker one, and in the end we dry the game like00:58:06
that, and I don’t understand now, but00:58:09
is the game hell in Anisin’s ass,00:58:13
you00:58:17
lined up for the credit, but you won’t understand Russian00:58:19
like that quickly, member is already three, follow00:58:24
all ours, we’re going, we’re going to00:58:27
the hearth of the bike and again, well, recently,00:58:31
we once performed at an event with00:58:33
serious people, I won’t00:58:35
name names now, and there was the most00:58:37
crucial moment, the main ones, well, they00:58:39
broke up and the owner came out to play with us -00:58:42
master, let's play along with him00:58:45
when I watched on TV they showed it00:58:47
behind00:58:48
the church and in Sochi it was before but00:58:53
this is a good team always in short00:58:55
the guys are good we buried eight more from them here they were00:58:58
rolled00:59:02
880 it’s not enough for a funeral funeral funeral milium00:59:08
1515 nothing you animals00:59:12
want glasses here Renard is nice, I'm00:59:15
sorry, my father woke up00:59:20
guys, I'll ask the coach, he said, let's have00:59:24
hips today, without fighting, we don't need00:59:27
unnecessary injuries, that girl, it00:59:29
looks like your address, a slap in the face, they already know about you here,00:59:33
explain why you jumped00:59:36
from a hotel balcony in Chelyabinsk,00:59:39
and what's to blame, he's on fire, jump who is he00:59:43
the father in me woke up00:59:46
jump sin I jumped00:59:50
yes yes everything took the other 100 we will get00:59:54
to and no it’s like just a fairy tale for the00:59:57
guys are great what I will remember in the end is01:00:01
that01:00:03
the hockey players01:00:05
gentlemen I didn’t know how to say I01:00:08
found it here in the back I don’t need to go out urgently01:00:12
we'll go out here, the forest is all around, dear,01:00:14
you need to love the inferior one too01:00:17
much, and they're01:00:21
here again, the sleigh, the father woke up to01:00:24
go far, then 3 years in pre-trial detention, and myself for three01:00:27
hours, according to the police, three hours, hold on colleagues, and01:00:30
you, what am I, what can I hold out, I'm a Swede, I do01:00:34
n't understand Russian,01:00:36
explain what comrades,01:00:40
he knows something about hockey, well, I know, I know, it means01:00:43
hockey, so two letters for01:00:47
excellent, and everything really helped,01:00:50
Sergei Vladimirovich, and how much is the whole01:00:54
Western one, I’ll pay everything funny01:00:59
guys, I don’t worry about anything in the morning, they01:01:02
’ll spit a joke in Russia and we’ll even go01:01:07
so right here the fresh guys are01:01:12
going to play,01:01:14
well, what can I say, it seems to me that the01:01:17
anticyclone01:01:20
over the Atlantic has shifted to the center and01:01:23
now in the central part of Russia01:01:26
dry and windless weather has set in,01:01:28
but it seems to me that01:01:31
this is a child with a felt-tip pen or was playing around,01:01:36
let’s go out and get a taxi riko fall I'm01:01:38
blaming the guy I apologize in advance01:01:41
I apologize one question I apologize01:01:43
abroad you hatched on me I apologize in advance01:01:47
who is Chopin01:01:51
so that 5 as a composer01:01:55
this is what Glinka is01:01:58
also a composite shape englin k01:02:01
composers write apparently both are alive and01:02:04
most importantly also composers01:02:06
gentlemen of development you won’t say having01:02:09
what per piece the scheme of the draw of the majority01:02:15
this is apparently they are in us cars you ate washing01:02:19
clowns and why is it we your01:02:24
can you in our01:02:27
looking for01:02:31
my wake up, wake up, wake up01:02:36
calm down calm down beat that save01:02:38
everything is fine the main thing is that we figured it out01:02:40
everything is fine everything turned out let's what is it01:02:43
buses Chopin Glinka01:02:46
composers01:02:47
guys guys maybe you're in ours and01:02:51
yours I don't go on this bus I need it at01:02:55
least it will change something in01:02:58
our hockey01:03:02
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