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if by August you have never been blown00:00:07
by the air conditioner, then it was so-00:00:10
so00:00:13
sugar on the street from fat there were00:00:17
jungle men in the office now that Antarctica00:00:21
will be our director finally00:00:23
bought an air conditioner for his brother bourgeois but00:00:25
still the00:00:27
handsome man had00:00:29
such a conditioner turned on on this score, I ran back and00:00:33
poked and didn’t figure it out without you, why are you so and00:00:36
so to understand the damn thing, I looked at00:00:38
their functions according to exactly where the00:00:42
instructions are, come on, but the only thing is that00:00:46
my grandmother’s carpet was smaller00:00:49
faster, yes00:00:53
English French German00:00:55
Italian00:00:57
Bangladeshi taka where Russian then00:01:03
there’s no Russian, oh well, really, no,00:01:07
maybe, and I don’t think it’s like, well,00:01:09
it’s cold here all year round, with white bears00:01:12
walking there, we don’t buy air conditioning, they found it,00:01:15
look in Russian, it’s hollow, and it’s00:01:20
not a guy, it’s not in Russian, well, it can’t00:01:23
in Russian, a word begins with a letter00:01:25
and a00:01:26
laptop photo Russian letters Russian words are00:01:29
not Russian at all, well, maybe it’s00:01:31
Bulgarian Romanian Yugoslavian or00:01:33
Slavic languages, they’re all the same00:01:35
now let’s figure it out I’m not afraid it’s definitely00:01:38
Jesus and the air conditioner, well of course it’s00:01:41
written Dulko mighty frozen vaio00:01:45
only air conditioner00:01:47
language yes00:01:49
so nothing went step by step so stick no00:01:53
icon in hole 200:01:55
[music]00:01:58
well what the hell it’s clear here00:02:04
I poked the ipad 2 hole00:02:08
0 and even come on it’s not working00:02:13
miracle let’s continue like this on the T-shirt00:02:15
electronics engineers00:02:17
have no versions at all why so for00:02:22
distance click to00:02:24
hooks for distance click to you in general it’s00:02:27
legal I’m00:02:29
even afraid to imagine what I thought there00:02:31
but it seems to me I know what it’s like sensibly00:02:34
zhmyak zhmyak00:02:39
zhmyak from afar here we are now00:02:42
working on electronics engineers inserting such00:02:45
fingers you little fingers00:02:47
are written and specific ones00:02:53
discussed this little fingers you, of course, 000:02:56
finger ones, which finger ones, arrange an00:02:59
associative series, because in your00:03:01
head you have body parts and the tunic00:03:04
fits in like I want and the finger tentacles are00:03:08
also great,00:03:10
let’s not go nuts together,00:03:11
okay, have a good Rita, open the lid to00:03:13
see the score and why we’re stupid00:03:17
amazing language crucible then crown00:03:22
let's continue like this further according to the instructions let's00:03:25
go further press tires00:03:29
cheats well, that is, apparently we won't need the remote control until00:03:35
they spent so much time teaching,00:03:38
apparently they didn't want us to learn this00:03:40
word as a new one, then further it is often00:03:42
repeated like00:03:44
this and then in general there are tongue twisters00:03:48
here you don’t dat ik to her until a clear stick00:03:51
and not dates to00:03:55
she from the rays that it’s like an instruction00:03:58
they are the Kama Sutra00:04:00
that we already have you only 2 holes00:04:03
brighter we won’t want it, it could mean00:04:06
listen about what and we’re tormented let’s call00:04:09
which Eastern European the embassy will not00:04:11
be transferred to us, whoever you call, they00:04:14
sent everyone nonsense so at the wrong time that night it00:04:18
could mean I don’t00:04:19
know at all00:04:21
get away frostbite00:04:24
yourself get away from Marie Senne in the instructions it00:04:27
further says get away from the frost00:04:31
well what else does this mean in general accounting00:04:34
means according to the drawing this is this flaps00:04:37
means you need to lift up and start beating the00:04:39
air is not blowing is not blowing what was taught there00:04:42
external why are you being stupid then it was also said00:04:44
in the pumpkin days of the dates of them to influence the00:04:47
waters to this they didn’t stick it like the00:04:48
savages were00:04:50
here I pour it didn’t reach the frostbitten fell off with00:04:55
what Cerrone works and works, maybe00:04:59
she has workers in the monsoon there usually on the00:05:02
last page and they write malfunctions00:05:04
as they are fixed, look there now at00:05:08
the end, but do you want the blower to blow the law zyr00:05:12
first leaf we want we want00:05:17
let's here what's there in the first place hi00:05:18
tack stick no icon in the 2nd hole00:05:23
the circle is closed00:05:26
in their language it would be a ring00:05:29
shrinking00:05:31
hear the man00:05:33
here in short without programs and I feel like I can’t00:05:35
figure it out I agree giving it to the store then I00:05:38
drive a hundred grams each to take my brother for00:05:41
what whiskey maybe cognac and what00:05:43
whiskey 100 grams plan for me there and00:05:45
Now we’ll boil this and that in this heat,00:05:49
well, guys, with this tongue, my head is already [ __ ]00:05:52
boiling, I feel00:05:54
like I’m at a festival shouting and00:05:57
Ljubljana 8400:06:01
[music]00:06:12
here, maybe I’m freezing,00:06:16
I’ll go, I can spend hours on the left,00:06:20
poke the pumpkin the player will00:06:24
not be in python00:06:26
anddota,00:06:28
so they freeze you for00:06:32
a year and show me00:06:41
the sector00:06:45
from I understand it’s00:06:47
great, you’re also hot in the head, but they00:06:51
bought an air conditioner there, there are00:06:55
no instructions in Russian at all, there’s no way I’m going to00:06:57
Croatia, I’m learning the language, we00:07:00
also want to go to Croatia, and burdensome and00:07:04
abroad study a foreign language I00:07:14
can spend hours00:07:17
secrets00:07:21
tests medal not00:07:24
simple00:07:26
Marat00:07:29
and00:07:31
goats00:07:32
but00:07:36
got confused00:07:40
[music]00:07:46
[applause] [music]00:08:02
the official refused to take a bribe and00:08:05
accidentally burned a curtain with a halo00:08:08
in general colleagues a00:08:11
serious question,00:08:13
our partners have let us down once again00:08:16
suppliers of trans transportation00:08:20
this month, this is already the second time, so00:08:22
Viktor Petrovich, come on, tell us what00:08:24
these delays cost us, well, that means00:08:27
1 delay was for the supply of a vacuum00:08:29
column and the Omsk refinery, so to be honest, there00:08:32
were reasons for the00:08:35
Volgo-Don blockage that were unexpected, but plus there00:08:37
was a storm in the North Sea it’s been dry for a week, but00:08:40
it’s not like our problems seem to me that00:08:42
they could just have foreseen. I00:08:45
have an agreement where00:08:47
all the deadlines are clearly stated, yes, that’s right,00:08:49
that’s right, I’m just saying that trans00:08:51
transportation was a reason beyond our control,00:08:53
especially since we also have force majeure, so00:08:58
we cannot make claims to the laws of the painters; we straighten out the positions with us; the contract with us was00:09:00
not terminated and all for these in trans00:09:02
transportation, I just think that they should have00:09:04
foreseen and the forest, they are the00:09:06
carriers,00:09:07
were wrong; in general, I think such00:09:10
force majeure should be included in the contract and everything is00:09:12
correct that's right, that's right, I'm00:09:13
explaining it, I agree there is a jamb of the past,00:09:17
there were objective reasons,00:09:20
well, it cost us these objective00:09:23
reasons,00:09:24
they signed,00:09:27
or rather, they delayed the signing of the main00:09:29
agreement on hydraulics in Navara, the Hawaiian00:09:31
field, super how much they were delayed,00:09:35
I think together for 2, I also think that my00:09:39
business trip there will decide everything by chance00:09:40
Viktor Petrovich, these are your00:09:42
business trips there, cheats are decided while00:09:44
the lock is sent to Levich, he sits, I agree, and God forbid,00:09:47
of course, they will send you to the region or00:09:48
retire, I’m serious about the00:09:50
brakes and the thing,00:09:52
so my proposal to change is just a00:09:54
carrier for them all, but you understand that00:09:57
Changing the carrier will not happen so easily00:09:58
for services and we immediately00:10:01
developed a contract for transportation and now we will00:10:03
put these groups together with things from wheels.00:10:06
Well, that is, how would we risk in both00:10:08
cases, of course, you refuse to transship00:10:10
transportation now and the new carrier will either00:10:13
delay the signed agreement or00:10:16
remain completely unprepared ours in volume, I00:10:20
say, let's immediately look for a company00:10:22
that has and has a reputation for normal00:10:24
carriages,00:10:26
he is only Sergei from Chudov, which I think you00:10:30
understand that in addition to trans transportation, the00:10:32
volume of transport will be pumped by trans trainee00:10:34
or express00:10:36
or express cargo, their lawyer really00:10:39
doesn’t work like turtles, not every clause of the00:10:42
contract They’ll suck it up for a week, so00:10:44
if we really want to speed up the process, we need00:10:46
someone who can work smartly in the00:10:47
Ural00:10:50
three rubles for me and at the same time00:10:52
develop an agreement with others,00:10:57
look00:10:59
[applause]00:11:05
well, Alexey, cordially, everything is fine00:11:07
in February, we are launching the00:11:09
Nizhnevartovsk transfer, you can sign it or00:11:11
trans rain or express is your cargo, well,00:11:13
let’s understand later how much they00:11:15
can insure via TSP Omsk,00:11:16
but basically these same tanks parted ways,00:11:18
why would I go for February and00:11:20
spotty00:11:22
because00:11:23
[music]00:11:25
listen, well, we reason like this as if00:11:27
you already have it 100% in your pocket00:11:29
you’re not like that either, so I somehow00:11:31
mean let’s finish the speech, remember00:11:34
at my wedding the witness was Alexey00:11:36
Stepanych 0 oh, how skinny he danced to the city 31200:11:40
1 0 this now in the ministry by00:11:45
eye contracts did not promise if there was something00:11:47
worth flashing me I think in00:11:50
about ten days we will understand well that we00:11:53
are dealing with these countries with transportation00:11:54
just like a plague, but00:11:56
we are putting all their jambs on the brakes and then we00:11:58
will continue to work on it as it turns out,00:12:00
I explained in Omsk00:12:03
force majeure, we won’t even win anything for the dishes,00:12:05
but in the new forces we can choke them00:12:07
hours jamb00:12:14
we draw up claims all and00:12:17
if they agree to00:12:19
compensate us financially for losses there and00:12:22
a fine, that is, then we will tear it up in court00:12:24
just remove the agreement all00:12:26
sucked everyone already I looked at it’s not00:12:30
generally the only ones then when signing00:12:32
the contract00:12:34
the only one and we are in a year with they have signed00:12:37
so many contracts that such a sum is00:12:39
ticking somewhere in the air, and at the same time,00:12:41
even before they allow themselves to us genomics,00:12:43
just generally00:12:49
give them a carriage and clean carriages if00:12:52
you know this, not just at night, but along the way, we are all00:12:55
frantic when after some then the Muscovites were00:12:57
laundering the carriages for half a year and a half, there00:12:59
were young outbids from Moscow and random ones from 100:13:03
transportation almost monopolists, at least this00:13:06
year we’ll work with them already, I strengthened me00:13:08
in the thick of it and we’re walking in ours for the second time,00:13:10
they’ll think about it, what about the guy00:13:13
if there are any others options other than00:13:15
trans transportation, these trans train00:13:17
express will need to contact them00:13:19
simply and let them send us a00:13:21
commercial proposal, we’ll00:13:23
consider it, we’ll discuss it and it’s already clear, well, what00:13:25
and how, well, okay, but everyone understands that we’re00:13:28
talking now only about the possibility of00:13:29
cooperation, no, that’s all clear00:13:31
Victor 3 I’m just telling you, let’s say00:13:33
when I worked at the Ministry of Transport I had00:13:35
contact with express cargo, I accept00:13:39
what their volume is and so on, I know that00:13:41
they have their own fleet of wagons and00:13:44
rented ones from them, so he’s00:13:46
just here what himself this question,00:13:49
well, of course, yes, of course, I need00:13:51
information,00:13:52
well, you won’t come in. Forged by Odessa residents, they00:13:57
will provide all the information about how, from00:13:59
time to time, transportation, we decide, we file a lawsuit, and so on00:14:01
before our eyes. after all, pick up the phone there,00:14:03
it’s important to get carried away, it’s00:14:05
just that I think that I shouldn’t let such00:14:08
things go, and so on, there should00:14:10
be something for them for this.00:14:12
Of course, I’ll consult with lawyers. In general, my00:14:14
decisive opinion is that we need to think00:14:17
about buying software for a fleet of wagons and lu I’ll give00:14:22
this engine for the last two years,00:14:23
they’ve been rude to their own year,00:14:29
then in other words, I’ll give them here, I know00:14:31
that every week you talk to me about this, it’s00:14:33
just that there was one situation now,00:14:35
another now you have a need00:14:37
and, in principle, the financial situation00:14:38
allows us, we must understand this00:14:40
completely other money, it’s just clear to00:14:42
others, I don’t know, too, it’s like we’re fast asleep00:14:46
on our feet, not the first day in the market with00:14:49
financial order volume00:14:54
[applause]00:14:55
classes order, so I propose to00:14:58
finish the meeting already go to the shopping00:15:01
center cried our fleet of cars00:15:06
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[music]00:15:11
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[music]00:15:17
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[music]00:15:20
Ivanov bought an apartment on the top00:15:23
floor to quickly see the end of00:15:26
the mortgage00:15:33
started small wait in an hour downstairs00:15:36
will00:15:41
probably be there in March00:15:49
gotcha gotcha00:15:58
yes everything is fine, we’re00:16:05
listening to you too 3d we need an intern sent00:16:08
no help,00:16:10
in short, I’ll teach you what you can do right away00:16:13
on vacation without waiting for March, everything is accepted,00:16:15
thank you00:16:17
[music]00:16:29
cross out till yes, I forgot that you people are00:16:33
so big00:16:34
that they drag the Urals to hell, I know I think00:16:40
you’re just saying hello to the crane operators,00:16:43
Tamara is very nice and I’m an intern, yes, they00:16:48
told me a rare name, you’re00:16:51
afraid of heights, you’re00:16:54
very afraid iwatch of battle, swelling, the crane operators00:16:58
went to overcome this fear, why come00:17:01
to me00:17:03
so that one fear supplants another,00:17:08
Petya, you’re afraid of me, that’s in vain, in general,00:17:12
remember the main thing, they’re below and and no one and you00:17:16
for them, the king and god you decide what to00:17:19
give them mortar brick reinforcement concrete00:17:21
you give them everything and even when you don’t finish building00:17:24
your top floor you will still be00:17:26
taller than them these insects00:17:35
okay let’s remember this is a novelty00:17:46
of the site00:17:51
and you fall for everything.00:17:56
I gave Revit a chance to go, well, I00:17:59
wasn’t like this right away and I wasn’t born like this.00:18:02
My mother knows who the conductor is at the opera00:18:05
house and my dad works as a director at a bank.00:18:07
done, why didn’t we follow in their footsteps? It’s not my00:18:11
opinion, relatives,00:18:13
I know the height of me manila right away, at00:18:16
first I studied to be an astronaut on a paid basis,00:18:21
like a pilot on a correspondence course, and then at00:18:25
the medical examination I found out that I was a woman00:18:30
here for several years00:18:32
downstairs 26 it was00:18:36
okay, let's switch, sit down and00:18:40
teach you about the traffic course, let's00:18:44
get the crane to accept you, let's00:18:46
see how I find out,00:18:48
he'll want you kill and00:18:52
this is from the avatar and the hospital,00:18:58
the crane must become you, close your eyes, you00:19:04
feel your hand becomes a long00:19:07
iron one, at the end of it there is a hook, you feel00:19:15
sensitive, yes, what do you feel, I heart00:19:20
his00:19:23
well done, and for your work you will be paid00:19:25
fast the00:19:28
most terrible parrot who saw00:19:33
something to do and is not visible you can’t see anything at all,00:19:36
come on, get up, get up, hands like that, the00:19:42
Titanic disperses, looked00:19:44
until it’s ripe for00:19:46
only I can, I won’t draw you00:19:51
Tamara, a00:19:53
naked00:19:55
young man, everyone who saw me naked00:19:58
didn’t want to00:20:00
run to00:20:02
somewhere dick, but you can just do it with your hand00:20:05
like that she's in the cabin and everything is00:20:09
neat in the air of Ukhta it seems more00:20:14
starts at 9 the company is just fine00:20:16
really boos the husband gave even and wait we00:20:18
need to warn the Ministry of Emergency Situations now a second00:20:21
attention attention in the north-west a00:20:25
storm is coming come on from00:20:30
Moscow time it came from the Ministry of Emergency Situations00:20:34
attention of the north-west grief is coming00:20:44
really Buli can go down, but00:20:46
I need to go down the poison, but00:20:48
we won’t have time to go down the stairs with us; let’s00:20:50
go down the pirate’s hook on the hook in your00:20:54
hand, everything’s right, let’s move it here, it00:20:58
doesn’t work, but something is stuck, let’s00:21:01
rush there along the arrow, see what00:21:03
happened,00:21:05
I’ll go,00:21:07
thank you what do you believe in me, captain, I’ll go00:21:10
kick this storm’s ass, let me00:21:11
set myself up an hour before the battle to do a little00:21:13
tough right, what does he know with everyone, I’m there00:21:16
with my colleagues and I haven’t hit that yet, don’t00:21:18
run into it, let’s do something00:21:25
[music]00:21:27
[ applause]00:21:34
this is even worse00:21:49
the carriage is rusty you need to lubricate it with oil00:21:57
oil in your hands as you climb oil in00:22:00
your hands exactly when00:22:05
I carry chua in my pocket sleep00:22:20
it was a00:22:23
one way trip00:22:26
[music]00:22:33
intern just don’t look00:22:38
why my legs are crooked00:22:42
[music]00:22:49
soot intern what are you doing you're doing00:22:52
intern, you're tough on the right,00:22:55
well done, well done, I00:22:58
won't hear stealing here anymore,00:23:02
then you00:23:04
and00:23:07
Tamara, you've done well, you've brought up a good00:23:10
shift, we like this young body, how do00:23:15
we like mom00:23:20
[applause]00:23:31
started to miss the concrete insects00:23:38
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[music]00:23:54
[applause ]00:23:57
in order not to upset the people with a small00:24:00
pension, the government decided to completely cancel it; the00:24:03
rehabilitation center for former00:24:05
officials00:24:08
who you say is your husband is the governor and the00:24:13
former governor, congratulations,00:24:16
well, bring him to us before the00:24:19
naked obvious visit as soon as possible00:24:22
before it’s too late and the visit,00:24:26
well, Andrei Borisovich as our wards00:24:31
from the clutches of Adolfovich everyone00:24:36
every morning we give him a bribe00:24:40
every day we reduce the bribe on the street00:24:44
we return their lives to normal yes yes00:24:48
good good oh how are the specimens00:24:51
look at the body always and we lived we00:24:56
lived and this is our leader so to speak00:25:00
very good shows the results00:25:03
yesterday they were given for the first time pension,00:25:06
and how I almost died00:25:10
I had to give a bribe to00:25:13
you pension that I did that these 5000 in a00:25:17
cafe swearing, I put a cup of coffee in a cafe, I drank and00:25:20
didn’t even take the change, they didn’t00:25:22
move, they don’t know what a00:25:24
cute farewell00:25:26
to food is00:25:28
with this, what an interesting00:25:30
copy, you have red eyes a00:25:32
fussy quarry there is our problem for00:25:36
eight days he can’t excuse me by and00:25:38
large to go what are you looking for, looking for and00:25:41
what is looking for the golden toilet00:25:45
can’t do without it reflex to it’s a pity it’s a pity it’s a00:25:49
pity00:25:51
Koltsovo golden golden golden what are you00:25:54
doing what are you doing you have00:25:55
nothing at all through it it turns out00:25:59
the address needs to be weaned from there who I don’t know00:26:02
and start to know what from a gilded00:26:04
chair onions gilding good00:26:10
bread overall diameter poke ordinary00:26:14
bread crusts00:26:21
are good00:26:26
but in this way we wean00:26:30
them from red crusts00:26:33
very much to eat00:26:36
this00:26:38
,00:26:39
Andrey Boris everything bothers me, this00:26:42
comrade doesn’t In general, all of this was our problem00:26:44
until recently, we didn’t know what to00:26:47
do for a week, I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t sleep,00:26:50
but then we guessed they brought a cabinet00:26:53
from the State Duma, he immediately fell asleep00:27:01
speed sometimes he wakes up to do it with his finger00:27:04
again, we look like it’s00:27:07
commendable, I’ll say you know it’s too early and00:27:09
yet let them out into society and either state employees00:27:12
kick them or the watering machine00:27:14
crushes them, watered them, why,00:27:18
judge for yourself, they see a rainbow flashing light, they00:27:21
think they are running after them under the wheels, it00:27:23
looks like00:27:25
he has an apple in my pocket,00:27:29
he noticed from an excessive sense eat00:27:31
an apple, I noticed, even if it’s an apple, how can I00:27:34
figure it out, or even what are you telling me, what are you doing,00:27:36
funds, jacket, look, the children’s head00:27:43
leads me to Astana, the habits remain,00:27:46
you know that, but our situation is00:27:48
very strange, by the way, you don’t have any00:27:50
TVs or air conditioners00:27:52
nothing was everything everything was words Adolf00:27:55
while these bastards copied everything to their wives and children00:28:06
you look how cute he is sharing00:28:09
an apple I have a face like an apple what a good fellow00:28:12
chase I’m congress and for what to take him off and the site00:28:15
and take off00:28:17
what he shared he needed money he was an00:28:21
apple00:28:24
Colleagues,00:28:25
accept the new guy, that he was00:28:28
taken on public transport, that he was taken on a00:28:29
minibus, well, he didn’t have a black eye, but his passengers00:28:32
beat him, he just00:28:36
tried to get a 10 percent kickback from each passenger, didn’t00:28:39
like you, you’re crazy, you can’t go into society,00:28:41
let the nerves themselves with barriers, we’re so00:28:43
pretty with you guys walk00:28:46
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walk and immediately having what happened00:28:51
why are they so worried they when they see00:28:53
more than two people thinks that this is an00:28:55
unauthorized rally00:28:57
immediately starts to get excited with their feet00:29:00
knocking him screaming what to do what are they00:29:03
looking for from him they are not looking for00:29:05
bugs00:29:07
wiretapping no usually00:29:11
look for a bug that00:29:17
let him play no first let him play00:29:19
let him play let him play better here00:29:21
than with our laws00:29:25
what a delight I want to say00:29:27
dear Russians let’s not give00:29:30
bribes to officials because every00:29:32
ruble you give discourages them from00:29:34
earning a living by their own labor00:29:36
and you don’t know how suffer after this and00:29:40
worry for the rest of their lives somewhere00:29:43
on the beaches of Costa Rica and00:29:45
[applause]00:29:47
[music] [00:29:52
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the other day the manager of a prestigious car dealership00:30:04
climbed to death of a client00:30:09
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what’s wrong him and his wife walking around, it’s00:30:23
just such a situation, you know, for the00:30:26
first time in the history of our Maza00:30:28
Rare salon, we bought all ten cars at once and for00:30:32
cash, so as if I’m at your00:30:35
disposal,00:30:37
by the way, today we have promotions up to00:30:41
for every 10 purchased in advance, the mother eats a00:30:44
gift00:30:47
yes that's a small thing, it's nice to00:30:52
keep it00:30:57
maybe coffee00:30:59
tea water about juice tomato and orange00:31:05
lemonade smoothie00:31:15
let's just sit let's plant the00:31:18
solution00:31:21
this and00:31:23
plant sit down sit down sit down profit00:31:30
just this place and I wanted to00:31:33
suggest00:31:36
you what where00:31:39
I just thought you beckoned me and I as00:31:42
if00:31:44
no need00:31:53
Zhdanov to count it was brought to what took so00:31:55
long the last time so long video00:31:57
when the conductor fell into a trolleybus you should00:31:59
do00:32:04
this what is this a robbery no e-my funny00:32:08
plot twist00:32:10
pockets pockets mobile come on Valera00:32:14
Valera00:32:15
stop robbing these rogues00:32:17
look what's here00:32:26
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we00:32:32
mask lead for everyone twelve sleep I00:32:35
'll take from the salon you tandyra valira00:32:38
gelendzhik by taxi at a triple rate00:32:42
this is quickly helping to collect loot what are you00:32:46
doing I'm hiding behind you it's just that you are00:32:48
unlikely to die by natural causes with that kind of00:32:50
money there00:32:52
clients should to protect which client00:32:55
you have money, it has already run out,00:32:57
I bought all the cars from you,00:33:00
no one has ever returned the check to you, I didn’t wait for the nut to00:33:01
give it for them, yes, we just took it to00:33:03
count or comrades robbers, I00:33:07
apologize, and now you are robbing someone and, as it00:33:09
were, a poor employee of a car dealership or a00:33:13
snickering oligarch who doesn’t even care about the00:33:15
matiz that he doesn’t even think he’s a00:33:19
video car, I want you see, people on00:33:22
your shoulder understand robberies, so00:33:24
now, and often dear.00:33:28
some specific model00:33:29
interested and00:33:32
interested in burning a [ __ ] for that kind of00:33:34
money they buy just try00:33:39
josh springs bastard let's put it00:33:43
in the bag I'll get a gift it's you from the00:33:47
KVSZ salon let's get out quickly the heads are put in00:33:51
everything let's go through and lie down maybe on the00:33:55
modera reef the witch has been watering the mother until now and00:33:58
jump off take it out of vychu00:34:04
so let's have tea drink coffee there's a lot of00:34:09
coffee shops I want here damn00:34:11
we have a prestigious car dealership here by00:34:13
the way are you crazy or something I bought these00:34:16
cars from you00:34:17
security who let this rogue in here00:34:20
if you had security you wouldn't be00:34:22
protected who would protect us the game was played no one00:34:24
robbed everyone they took it let's go00:34:31
good luck lieutenant and to hell with you00:34:36
brothers00:34:38
lieutenant and we are driving past in a00:34:41
UAZ looking at these bags running you were00:34:44
robbed gave you so much yes this is my00:34:46
day until captiva 6 warmed up splashing00:35:01
[laughter]00:35:05
well played very well it would be nice to go to the cops, it would be00:35:08
cooler for yourself, the money was00:35:10
real, any of them were not printed on a00:35:12
photocopier by friends, but still, how badly00:35:15
they got divorced,00:35:16
but what else to do as a manager of a00:35:19
rare ointment car dealership in the first place before00:35:23
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the more talented gossip camper veya canal00:35:42
Ivanovo did you hear Kazantsev’s wife beats00:35:47
Kazanians hello hello see you and remka00:35:52
she’s going to well and what do you know what a00:35:55
sinewy blow he bent over this morning00:35:58
he has such a 7 china on00:36:00
his back to00:36:01
go nuts and you know what I recognized, there’s a security guard,00:36:04
you see, and there’s a guard standing at the entrance, you know, so00:36:06
cute, yes, yes, so here they are with our00:36:09
courier Ilyusha,00:36:11
two cheerful geese, well,00:36:14
on the far side of the moon and walking in00:36:18
a bunch, that’s00:36:20
it,00:36:22
but I didn’t tell you anything, well,00:36:26
Kazan residents heard Sergei going on a business trip00:36:30
rather than a business trip on my soul you00:36:34
’re treating me no I’m not going it turns out he’s eating00:36:37
with one of our two women00:36:40
the same three love00:36:47
well yes who is that 2 well yes it turns out00:36:51
exactly with Veselova because Ivanova00:36:54
constantly drinks all the time before and in the morning and I00:36:58
saw that it was normal, but it wasn’t00:36:59
normal, it just disappeared, it means it’s already00:37:01
teguldet00:37:02
you live00:37:04
Sergeev and you heard that Rooster’s sister00:37:09
ran away with some guy and I heard damn it, which00:37:12
means for the guy there are up, okay,00:37:15
and the signal from the satellite, in short, it wasn’t the00:37:19
boss who asked me to tell you that that the00:37:22
two of us raised our salaries seriously and00:37:25
John Getz,00:37:27
well, in short, he knows what kind of yap you were looking for00:37:30
if you just crack on at least someone, he00:37:33
will not only raise it, it00:37:34
will lower it, it’s clear that everyone understand that keep your00:37:37
mouth shut, somehow I need to00:37:38
people don’t care yet our00:37:40
approach00:37:48
you heard about Kazantsev that his wife00:37:52
beats him but before he was taken to the intensive care unit at night00:37:57
Senchin on his back I00:38:15
want no there yes yes no and you know you can00:38:20
beat him so that bruises don’t remain how is that00:38:23
why special cop schools00:38:25
teach the key to getting a wife cop, what00:38:29
happens is that00:38:33
Sergeev’s security guard at the entrance often00:38:36
inspects you, well, what’s wrong with everyone, most00:38:39
often he inspects our00:38:41
courier Ilyusha and more carefully than anyone else, well,00:38:44
in short, they wave rainbow flags at rainbow parades,00:38:49
why did00:38:55
n’t such a person tell you anything about the height of a00:38:57
colleague,00:38:59
new passes and tomorrow I will let the00:39:02
company in only with them, new ones, let me in,00:39:05
new passes,00:39:07
I let them in on the table,00:39:11
okay, I won’t detain you everyone,00:39:13
goodbye, goodbye,00:39:18
Sergeev began to screw up, they don’t even hide00:39:25
Sergeev, why are you going on a fun00:39:29
business trip, what are you doing, why are you a fool, a00:39:35
fun pony, why is Sergei on a business trip no,00:39:39
you’re a fool,00:39:41
I understood00:39:45
Sergei Vsevolod business trips, okay,00:39:49
what did you take, asked the same00:39:51
excuse and00:39:53
where are they going to income Sol-Iletsk00:39:59
so funny, then probably pregnant00:40:04
bill, well, judge for yourself Sol-Iletsk salt on the00:40:09
salty one,00:40:12
only I didn’t tell you anything and00:40:15
finger00:40:17
drunk and in zero00:40:21
looks like throwing pills something00:40:24
comes up with these says00:40:27
Sergei Petukhov and you know from art00:40:30
our supervises leaves the guard of his00:40:32
image he is beaten by honey's cousin and not00:40:36
round dances lead00:40:37
clopper00:40:40
everyone hello hello correspondence00:40:44
sort it out for you you have nothing to read of00:40:48
course but on evil put00:40:53
you this between each other00:41:03
Sergeev than he said he didn’t say anything00:41:08
the village and you heard Petukhov’s sister00:41:13
ran away with some guy and I know with whom00:41:14
with whom with an Arab okay you know where where to00:41:18
Dagestan00:41:22
Sergeev and in short the news that you00:41:26
told me to tell no one is allowed, but00:41:27
she’s the one I want to tell everyone,00:41:29
everyone already knows more, too, than I will00:41:31
tell, no one knows anything, no one knows00:41:32
that I’m here, no matter how I’m at work, damn it, like a00:41:34
fool, let’s put it00:41:37
in short, if you cut off the head of a carp, and00:41:39
tell us about ours, what does it have to do with00:41:42
three in the know how damn fun, fun00:41:45
Ivanovo Ivanovo roosters roosters and you00:41:48
repairs of all types in short with the wife wife00:41:51
what that they are getting divorced we will disgrace ourselves got into a fight got into a fight00:41:54
went and went went there00:41:56
went for an ultrasound for an eco on she to the ballet in00:42:02
Bali00:42:04
roosters wife went to the ballet will go00:42:08
Kazan residents you heard the roosters with wife00:42:12
went to the ballet there are no00:42:17
Kazan residents but in some century you live his00:42:20
wife on the blessings of the hands of roosters as a wife and00:42:22
women's gel in Bali went to the ballet and00:42:25
damn00:42:26
she is a cop and they beat him in the evenings and00:42:29
seeing our guard from the entrance on a00:42:32
business trip goes to the Arabs, Dagestan00:42:36
is useless I go to work I tell you00:42:41
they00:42:47
of course at night I don’t tell anyone I00:42:50
raised my salary00:43:01
Tyutyunnik Why have you already lowered that’s00:43:11
enough They’ve said so much already that there’s00:43:14
no way back to convince anyone of me It’s00:43:17
easier to come home and ask my wife00:43:19
what about me reality I put on my00:43:21
back and it’s already light for me it’s really easier for you00:43:23
all the years to go, only I’ll00:43:26
get pregnant first, it’s easier for me to send my sister with00:43:29
someone to the Arabs in Dagestan, I see my husband00:43:32
will seem to like you and won’t00:43:33
convince you right, but it’s easier for me to00:43:36
drink, finally, even though I don’t drink at all00:43:49
and00:43:51
we don’t have anything it’s not easier00:43:54
we’ll still fight00:43:57
before00:43:59
we’ll fight said we’ll fight00:44:02
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at the gypsum products factory all the women with00:44:18
oars sedan00:44:23
diman vidos cool what kind of00:44:26
salary came to nothing for this month I00:44:31
thought the service should earn something for them there wo00:44:34
n’t be a month and he won’t look at it funnier it00:44:36
turned out the boss is a comedian right here00:44:40
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a cow for nothing by the river and why are the faces so00:44:46
sour cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho cho my birthday is coming up00:44:52
what to give to a person who has everything00:44:55
because you have nothing00:45:00
day birthday fire look it means the00:45:04
honor of my birthday on everything00:45:07
I write out a bonus subspecies news about how you are the00:45:12
best news itself a good day00:45:15
what a good day on my day of autumn we chip in 2,50000:45:21
for another 500 let’s take the00:45:23
sense where those also that the bonuses wrote out00:45:26
2,000 from there and take00:45:28
more one and a half read00:45:32
our village, look and don’t forget about the00:45:35
personal gift from everyone now the most00:45:38
important thing here will be a banquet fight a banquet00:45:40
write a song about me songs should00:45:43
be written that I’m kind, that I’m generous,00:45:46
that I’m modest00:45:48
write how00:45:50
free a children’s choir will perform00:45:54
for money not you're worried about the two of you,00:45:56
chip in, you00:46:00
almost forgot everything, you were fired00:46:05
just on the way music00:46:15
[music]00:46:22
was on the way played out00:46:25
let's write a song let's00:46:34
chicken grill00:46:37
vaudeville00:46:39
what are you doing I'm choosing a rhyme for the word00:46:43
rotten00:46:47
there's a good option00:46:53
just need to change the cattle how can you00:46:58
change it I'm just the board of directors00:46:59
maybe00:47:02
you were studying at the end of a literary00:47:05
circle there, you know how00:47:07
to write there in the style of Mayakovsky there,00:47:11
come on, like,00:47:15
early in the morning00:47:16
in the workshop, you walk soberly, you walk along the00:47:20
rusty fences with a strong hand, you take it00:47:24
as you want, so that you come up to Kaiser voir00:47:27
number 5 and00:47:28
fall under you,00:47:31
[ __ ] like I00:47:36
plunged into the tank from above, you and stop, the00:47:39
acid ate up the skin of the feet of infection and00:47:43
happy birthday00:47:50
4 there my kart crinos to the road to the axis was00:47:53
harshly00:47:54
cleared by Pushkin Alexander Core00:47:59
I erected a monument to myself, a miraculous00:48:03
creature in the apartment of the00:48:06
creature can hear00:48:09
Beilin serious such and such a sycophant in00:48:12
short I won’t take part in this at all,00:48:13
I’ll just say that I didn’t00:48:15
make anything up, let him fire me, I don’t care at all,00:48:18
the headquarters has three children and the wife of the house is00:48:20
pregnant with her fourth and that the loan is not00:48:22
repaid, you’re our treasure, it’s more beautiful than this,00:48:29
I’m making up all the problems at home, there’s no00:48:37
Sonny for the fright, so what? it goes like00:48:41
clockwork and it’s easy to describe about a good person00:48:44
warm as buckwheat cheerful as a00:48:47
stove our beloved boss Grigory00:48:50
Perepechko you have this and almost one00:48:53
on one right here00:48:55
I’ll sit by the window, I’ll probably sit with you, write00:48:58
it won’t interfere, let’s thank you,00:49:06
you’re wonderful in the collection no, it’s good and00:49:11
we had it right, yes in the00:49:13
morning in the evening at lunch00:49:17
you came down to us from heaven00:49:21
immediately up the mountain, the workshop climbed Sasha00:49:28
like mother and father in one person, like00:49:32
ostriches in one egg and00:49:36
your beautiful00:49:40
swan figure, but I know what you did,00:49:43
open to understand00:49:46
However, I can’t describe it properly00:49:51
in short, I sketched out the ideal00:49:54
version here 1,00:49:55
you’re like a rotten pear00:49:58
spitting on our soul, you’re a hamadryas grabber and a00:50:02
thief, you’re a disgrace, you’re our disgrace, everything’s right to00:50:08
the point, let me read it right now,00:50:13
in short, don’t change it, even if you blame it this is00:50:17
me now and the board of directors called00:50:19
me on a trip to transfer a pipe branch00:50:21
now I’m walking around the workshop thinking who00:50:24
instead of myself is the head of the bridges00:50:31
guys, well, it’s normal to write like that, but no,00:50:34
this is yours, about your grabber00:50:37
hamadryas, the thief doesn’t like it at all, can we00:50:39
take00:50:40
you, our handsome man, our eagle I00:50:44
suggest I’ll block it, and as you wrote,00:50:48
you’re our nightmare, you’re our shame, why is it00:50:52
really possible00:50:54
to give it like that, you’re our beloved hero, as00:50:58
I suggested,00:51:01
I’ll do what you suggested, or I also00:51:03
changed something, that means, like the00:51:05
last pathetic coward, there’s no blood you suck the00:51:06
damned load, what is this, I00:51:10
suggest it’s like you were sent to us from00:51:14
heaven, oh00:51:16
muscular Hercules and00:51:21
the program up, I would definitely add the00:51:23
waltz program and on the ancient theme of00:51:26
dota, the work went well, the work went00:51:29
well, when it’s good, well done, I love00:51:32
you, I adore our bunny00:51:37
that's what kind of people they are, but just as soon as00:51:40
the light begins to dawn, Dina is up there, all00:51:43
ready to push her friends over their00:51:45
heads with her elbows, what kind of country is this, a00:51:49
country of sycophants to careerists,00:51:52
I hate Switzerland00:51:56
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you don't like everyone else, you work in the office00:52:13
Sergei Vladimirovich Shrunov 200300:52:17
AD if someone thinks that00:52:21
when00:52:22
the director goes on vacation you don’t have to00:52:25
work, he’s so deeply mistaken00:52:28
if someone thinks that in the summer you don’t00:52:31
have to work at all, he’s doubly mistaken00:52:34
Gennady here on HIV00:52:42
[music] As00:52:46
I understand it, the00:52:49
supply department declares war on us, for00:52:52
sure we accept you00:52:59
[music]00:53:01
well, now we have a polyp,00:53:04
give us00:53:06
3 hits each, dad corrected you00:53:10
on the blog, I again00:53:15
thought of stripes of jacks,00:53:19
so00:53:27
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archers fighting00:53:45
arrows,00:53:48
aim00:53:53
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people00:54:02
war00:54:04
there and up the sound00:54:12
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soon it’s00:54:19
arranged,00:54:21
jump in,00:54:25
let’s go in, boom00:54:33
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and00:54:42
aviation,00:54:44
prepare aviation before the00:54:49
engines, welcome00:55:01
back, I was afraid, but like everyone and00:55:04
who’s in the armor is a tank platoon, but you00:55:08
yourself asked for it, the mechanic is not enough, I’m a00:55:12
blogger00:55:18
and00:55:20
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remains00:55:26
until it00:55:27
comes to00:55:32
given not and we are the office plankton of gossip00:55:37
taking my attack ler vai vai vai my00:55:46
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