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дмитрий брекоткин

вячеслав мясников

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сергей рожков

уральские пельмени новое 2022

бабье вето

галина красная

всемирный потом

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today I cook meat from my own farms

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and natural spices to hold on

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impossible

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Cherkizovo And it tastes so good to me

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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[applause]

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We are glad to see you at our new

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concert called Indian Summer

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Today's concert is about men

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The fact is that women are for us men.

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constantly doing something. Men are forbidden to push

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in general, men have noticed that when a woman

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says does whatever you want This means

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that you are not allowed to eat anything like that at all

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well my friends today is the only one

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Indian summer is our concert that we

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we start under your strong sinewy

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applause

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[music]

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you know our team was formed in

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90s in the nineties dashing famous ones

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the most 90s at the time the most popular

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the place was a gym or

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common people rocking

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[applause]

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Are you going to download today in short?

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nostrils

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For what

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Why are you slowing down or something? Imagine me

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someone in a fight like that by the nostrils

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will take I broke his fingers

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I then

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fingers will swing

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[applause]

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Oh great Max Let's play the game on

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mower who can do fewer push-ups, come on

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Let's

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what How many 1 And I have none Estimate

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Oh you

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[music]

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Let's do it again, only now you're first

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you start Let's keep it short

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that means I have none

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once again only now again I'm starting

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Let's put it briefly: I've never done a push-up. And you?

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how many times have you never done one push-up?

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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Think about it guys, in short, we are beaten

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We're walking around the showdown, the Americans are stupid, they're in

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they're playing baseball This is what they're doing

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showdowns are going on with that's what we're playing with

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Dandy

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[music]

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[applause]

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Hello, great to hear that

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coupons from me soon

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damn we'll still eat then

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did you eat coupons?

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[applause]

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[music]

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Well, Ksyu got you into college

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that according to the points I didn’t get through the door

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Yes, guess what? In short, I’m going back along

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come towards me graduate Well we are

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there was something floundering with her. In short

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I couldn’t defend my diploma

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Now you need to get a new passport Yes no

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Did you take his passports too?

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now you need to squeeze your face really hard

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Hello boys

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Ksyusha Well, you'll be there soon

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Ksyusha

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So you're a woman

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what a bummer, why are you calling me Ksyu?

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nothing like that I thought it was a surname

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come on, Kostya Tszyu also has a braid

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young woman

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your mom doesn't need problems

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[music]

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[applause]

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boys, what are you doing and what are we doing?

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well, we sin and you are builders

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It’s not us who ride Strelka, it’s you

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railway workers

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No, we're hitting people's faces

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in my opinion even dumber than

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[music]

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[applause]

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guys, can I also rock you?

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swing

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Listen, this is the guy from Pelmeni

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who showed dumb jocks cool

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Well, what have you gotten yourself into on the show?

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[music]

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I say Do you want to go What show show

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Now I'm learning how to dumb show

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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So what, we also have a hospital apparatus

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There is

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moonshine Well, it heals

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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Gregory

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Moscow

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here we come, that's what I understand

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I looked at the wrong passport here

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good for you Grisha, you have all your passports

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villages Why did you drag me with my brain

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And now I’ll show you Vasya what you have

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in our village you will never see you

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Vasya I’ll show you this

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What is this Grisha? This is Vasya's hospital

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What are you talking about? What do I know as a hospital?

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looks like I was in the hospital you got me out

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brought the hospital here

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Vasya is a Moscow hospital

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Fathers By the way I don’t believe you Grisha Yes

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this is not a hospital where there is a shelf with plantain

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Where where there is no Plantain Where is the laundry room

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for bandages where is the doghouse with the dog

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protects patients from bears

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where is this where is the plate on which the syringes are

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boil nothing of this so it's not

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the hospital is some kind of nonsense Vasya is here

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it's all gone

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What is the difference in this hospital in

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In Moscow they give you medicine, but in ours

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they give you sick leave

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some [ __ ]

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I don't believe it, it's nonsense, you're in this hospital

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We even have an MRI. Well, what do you think? We have

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there is also an MRI, I’m not telling you about Letters

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We also have hospital equipment

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moonshine

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this is how He heals

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we have a hospital around this apparatus and

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built

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that's why we have it as a district hospital

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because the whole area is towards the device

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stretches stretches he beckons the coins of the machine

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He doesn’t cure anything, he’s just here

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cures all diseases and only one

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develops nonsense

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no one complains, Grishinka

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Here you even know what to do, what FGS U

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us too is being done

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here with the help of a probe And here with the help

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doctor

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you stand at the window, your mouth opens, the doctor

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the mouth looks and tells you everything

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They even do colonoscopies like this here.

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they do it too, the same doctor only

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with a flashlight

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[applause]

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with us the only thing that is inconvenient is Grisha

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us treatment room in the field when

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standing there blowing

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Because you opened your mouth, I opened my mouth

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because Grisha birds are such a beauty

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sing spaciousness heart open soul

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wide open

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There's even a dentist here

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Dentist

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This is a doctor who treats teeth. Are you a fool?

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What did our veterinarian tell you?

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teeth can't be treated, it's bone

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Yes, you give your teeth, it turns out you can

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treat And come on, tell me what else is involved

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a splinter does not need to remove your finger

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so tell me this is what this is

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registry or something over there That's how you are

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look they have a woman sitting there who

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his face is smaller than the registry

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some kind of thing fits completely into the window

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registration Grisha I know what I noticed

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their doctors don't fight

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there are doctors here

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here every doctor is paid a salary Yes

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okay And that's right I'm leading the floor to a beggar

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beets

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Yes, in full, then you are Grisha, but what?

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You

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Christmas trees, each doctor treats his own organ

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Lord, what kind of doctors are these?

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who know from just one organ

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us veterinarian Alexey Petrovich he

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knows all organs and not only in humans

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there is even a doctor here in this hospital

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which we also have for female breasts

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only he did not receive in the office, but in

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forest

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and experience the women beat with hoes and pitchforks

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stabbed to death

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I'll even say that they have a doctor here

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dermatologist, that's good, that's it for me

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I just need one in the spring

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a dermatologist repaired the roof

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everything drips everything flows the roof you are a village

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a dermatologist is someone who treats the skin

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dermata skin Germa is what makes me crazy

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blocked

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I'll find and kill so we're all with you now. What

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we will do

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where is the post with the boxes

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where Soon the barrels of the table What boxes

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Well, matchstick, where are you going for tests?

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are you going to take it

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diplomamaster to sign the boxes

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Now all analyzes are in electronic form

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give up fool Well, I’m not in

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electronic

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you know that Grisha you are in this hospital

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you will never get better in Russia why?

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people go to the hospital to fight

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for life And in this hospital you are nothing

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You won’t get skills like this, but only

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medicine and care Who cares in Russia

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what did I say? What did I say wrong?

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I’ll prove you now with a clear example that

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here you can fly out any disease

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can be cured Well, what do you have?

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illness And I have everything, look

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see price list Choose any disease

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you can cause everything everything hurts And so

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absolutely now I'll take a look Grisha you know

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what I understood I understood the advantages of paid

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medicine, just look at the prices and

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everything goes away on its own

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[music]

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Grinya went back to Barnaul to my

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beloved native village of Lukoshkino where everything is

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take care of their health because they don't

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God forbid we get to our regional hospital

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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oh mother of dragons come baby chairs

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there is a taxi Aram, but it’s not right here

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there

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[music]

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A real Armenian taxi does not have checkers

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And the stars

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Oh Snow White come here your lucky dwarf

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already here

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Give me a taxi straight from Aram

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Damsterdam come on

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okay oh mother of dragons come baby

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there are chairs

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right there

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Hello hairy

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Good evening, what are you doing here?

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what needs to be urgently swept that you

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where did one of them come from so impudent?

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Shawarma fell out or something

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why aren't you wearing such rough women's clothing?

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fits

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Hey Kolobok, let's get out of here

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I taxi this is my place, I'm the last one

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fought with me for this place from here like this

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he threw out now he can only ride while standing

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Maybe

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on a scooter

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on the hanger

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Okay, apparently we started off on the wrong foot.

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Let's go for a ride Good evening Me

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name is Aram, jump on your trough Aram and press

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on gases Okay, I see

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Well, that's okay

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You won't even have time to blink an eye like me.

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I'll leave now and see the client quickly. Oh

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constant, come on D'Artagnan is already here

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Yes Aram taxi don't count Baku

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Mercy Yes, where should I go before Kolpino?

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Oh, I don’t recommend it. Why do I live there anyway?

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I don’t advise you to go with him

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dissolves I mean Yes I mean

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Think about it, I sat down with him, I have money from

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cards he door locks click to the side

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vzhukh says take off your clothes, you and I

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let's play

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it's true of course not what look at

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her Come on come on, I'm a maniac, I'm from

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Even the recording barely escaped him

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stayed

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Yes, I'd rather take the tram home

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Hey, what are you doing, truck driver? I tell you

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said Get out of here, well, you're being nice

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don't understand it in your good way

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[music]

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this is a record of Victory in the struggle for this place

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Do you want to record a remix using a voice recorder?

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no need to turn on anything Queen

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aggressive marketing Damn

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I'll wait it out that's right

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all the more so do women have to give in, and even more so

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who looks like a woman

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hello how long is it to the center

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We'll reach you in 400. Excellent. Why don't you fly?

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what to heaven

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don't want to fly it's Mary pop and up

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dates

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Don't listen to the idiot over there, yes I am

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cuckoo Can you imagine after

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I got here with her because I just

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Where did you sit?

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that's how you want it

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hairy

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like this

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everything was blown away from fear

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To be honest, she actually has a previous one

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the client can now only ride while standing

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in a dressing

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Okay, I'd probably rather take the tram

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Okay, let's roll back. Come on.

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Let's roll back Good evening My name is Aram

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translated as a rippling mountain wind

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hair and hot beauties

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Zhenya translates as Evgeniy

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I just thought about seeing you right away

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how handsome Zhenya is

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what is it that you didn’t have time to say?

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Mila Evgeniya

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Let me treat you to something hot like mine

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heart

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dizzying like your eyes

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Well, of course, allow it

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I've got everything ready here

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work together at this point

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In terms of

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silly, that wasn't tea, that was chacha

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Damn, I think this tea is weak

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Not all you need to rest now Two

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days for sure Oh, well, I understand you

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I believed you thought it was you there

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developing here you are yap

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all men are like that, you try for you

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something to make you interested in you here

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Zheka brother

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still unstuck

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take me home home where to go to

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Kolpino Lord

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Let's fly now, I'll wave later

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I'll come back and work for you once again

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Today is a day off, it's already calm here

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let's work

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so music

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Hey, what are you doing crazy? So

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I turn on the recorder, they don't have to hit me

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please don't need the trick Why are you what

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Do you think I'll kill him there on the recording or something?

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they better hit

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[music]

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here are the guys

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Well during the department

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[music]

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until Peter postponed the New Year from 1

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September on January 1, children came to

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school losers

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the tsar, our sovereign Peter, decided to reform

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change clothes in the army

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[music]

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[applause]

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the guys gave me a new uniform

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So why didn’t I wear it?

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that the Lord did not come out

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Yes I'm in it

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holy holy holy

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sat like Prokhor

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sit here

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I'm such a nag

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Yes, no, it's a wig, a wig, a man's wig, yes.

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you better sit down

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Oh, the king, father, is angry like we are in this

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we will fight, but they will still think that

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we are women, but not in these pants

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it's clear that

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[applause]

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why is the hat triangular?

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That is, you only have questions about the header

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Yes

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So don’t believe in horoscopes after this

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what is it and I had doubts since this morning

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when they said that Sagittarius is a difficult day

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presses hard

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Yes no for now Tolerable No, I don’t understand

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but that's it, shoes

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but what's the point somehow we have to

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walk

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while the governor general has shoes

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factory worker we will all walk in shoes And

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not only us

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Well, again, there are advantages to this suit.

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then the mouse will defeat everyone in it

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why is this because there are witnesses

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those who saw you alive in this would rather not

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leave

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What are your advantages there is one

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global huge minus as in this

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I’m going to go to my home village for demobilization. So what?

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This is what you understand in our village I hope

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Sagittarius every year military men

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caftans will put caps on the back of their heads

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and here I am in this

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of course you look better in these pants

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didn't come that day

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store onions

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it’s convenient to fight in this, but I don’t know, come on

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let's promise we'll check

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short If long

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[music]

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I can handle the rifle ok A

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how to charge the squeak interesting

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Well, little soldier, how do you like the new uniform?

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goal father father of one have mercy Well

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There’s no way we can walk around Moscow in this

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Well, in Moscow it’s impossible

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really logical Okay I'll solve it

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I will build you a separate city in the swamps

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so that all over Russia they think that everyone is there

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such a fortress

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[music]

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Kunstkamera

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which Kunstkamera Zenit arena

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I don’t understand. So the Arena or the city after all

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Well, there’s the Arena, but at the price of the city, but at

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we'll get the hang of it

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[music]

00:29:35

what kind of box do you have?

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you came as a coffin sampler

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[music]

00:29:52

[applause]

00:29:58

Well, how long can it be like this?

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oh well

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Daughter, do you imagine some kind of

00:30:10

chaos ordered delivery three days already

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I am waiting

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three days No, we didn’t forget I called them

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they say the courier is on the way

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then of course I got it from this city

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I ordered delivery

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what does it say 20 minutes

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no crab

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not foie gru

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not a clearing

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Apparently the courier is just an idiot

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this is in your box

00:30:53

you came as a coffin sampler

00:30:58

or you have nowhere to leave the cats

00:31:01

So tell me this Babushkina 48

00:31:04

apartment 14

00:31:06

Yes, why are you asking? Do you live nearby?

00:31:10

with me Downstairs

00:31:13

Whose address is sewn into the handkerchief What are you doing

00:31:16

you ask me, you and I have been together for a long time

00:31:18

we know each other We don’t know each other You are the customer I am

00:31:21

performer your order for 323 rubles yes A

00:31:28

How do you know I'm a courier How can I not

00:31:31

know this is my only order in three days

00:31:35

So you've been bringing me pizza for three days

00:31:39

Are you bringing her anything from Italy or something?

00:31:43

from Austria to Italy something like 323 rubles

00:31:46

enough

00:31:47

So 400 is needed

00:31:50

that means just take your order not

00:31:54

for 323 rubles And for 140

00:32:00

that's why that's at 140 that's because

00:32:03

it smelled delicious

00:32:06

I took a bite

00:32:09

took a bite of it when A took a bite

00:32:12

when a piece remains it's a creature

00:32:21

I won't live to pay Well, I don't have to

00:32:24

by the way, and at this job not because

00:32:26

I work for money And because of what?

00:32:28

career growth

00:32:30

In a year I will become a senior courier

00:32:41

I won't eat bitten pizza

00:32:53

oh strange people, who ordered these?

00:32:57

apple cores

00:33:01

skewers without anything

00:33:06

box of rolls

00:33:09

What kind of shells are these, are these crabs?

00:33:14

see who it is who is ordering it all

00:33:17

yeah it doesn’t matter probably the people who are watching

00:33:19

behind your figure, unlike you, you

00:33:22

you will

00:33:25

Why do you eat everything so that you have all the strength?

00:33:29

deliver it

00:33:31

I'm on the road for a month. Why is it taking so long?

00:33:35

because I'm on a bike

00:33:49

Lord who else is there with you I'm Alzheimer's

00:33:53

and Parkinson

00:33:57

[music]

00:34:03

That's why you eat for three

00:34:07

there's a slogan for you if delivery takes longer than 20

00:34:11

minutes then the pizza is free Yes, I'm not there yet

00:34:15

the bike climbed 20 minutes passed and

00:34:18

pizza became free, I haven't eaten it yet

00:34:23

ate pizza, rolls became free

00:34:27

an hour later the price of crab fell

00:34:30

you were generally told as a courier

00:34:33

it works and I don’t need it, I’m on TV

00:34:35

I saw they wrap everything in a bag and

00:34:38

transport themselves

00:34:40

I didn’t have any bags in my stomach

00:34:43

swallow it all I couldn't

00:34:45

worried, which means you couldn’t when

00:34:49

you come to me, frozen chicken

00:34:51

you swallow it whole

00:34:52

anaconda you're wrinkled

00:34:56

I don’t have any packages to deliver at home somehow

00:35:00

no, what are you lying about, I have everything recently

00:35:04

packages are missing

00:35:07

sit like you would on your own

00:35:10

I won't look people in the eye at work

00:35:12

I don't remember where my work is

00:35:15

it was three days ago it was always like this for me

00:35:19

I'm getting a job and in two days

00:35:21

home and well-fed

00:35:25

I see, that's it. Which of these two is

00:35:28

No one wants to ride my bike

00:35:29

because of someone

00:35:32

How did you even get there through the bed?

00:35:38

Like through the bed I just

00:35:42

I threatened my boss that I could go to him

00:35:45

get into bed

00:35:47

and that's all

00:35:49

Nightmare

00:35:51

I have no time to chat with you

00:35:53

a lot of work Wait, are you still somewhere?

00:35:56

you work yes I taxi

00:36:00

waiter nanny conductor manicurist peeling

00:36:05

make Pilate aware

00:36:06

how do you manage everything like men do to me

00:36:10

they help a lot

00:36:12

That's it, I'm off, wait, well, let me go

00:36:16

I'll go to work with you where we are

00:36:18

six bikes won't fit

00:36:21

Why are six of us two Alzheimer's two?

00:36:24

Parkinson and two grandmothers They are because of the women

00:36:27

will fight

00:36:28

it will be good

00:36:35

[music]

00:36:59

Let's get drunk

00:37:02

Come on, this is a shampoo commercial break.

00:37:05

has begun

00:37:07

[music]

00:37:18

family geometry for love

00:37:21

triangle has no place in the family circle

00:37:29

Hello

00:37:30

What

00:37:32

everyone gathered at your place to watch football

00:37:34

I'm coming

00:37:43

Go away something was pressed Please forgive me

00:37:50

no I won't come

00:37:53

What

00:37:55

Today is the Champions League final

00:37:59

I give a man my word, I won’t keep it, I’ll be a woman

00:38:04

Dima I'm sorry, please

00:38:06

something broke

00:38:10

In short, I won’t come. I’m not interested.

00:38:14

my wife is interested

00:38:20

Well, if you want, go, friends

00:38:25

I didn't give my word

00:38:28

Yes, and what’s there, what’s there, well, they’ve gathered

00:38:33

Well, there's fun there, so what about football?

00:38:37

look what

00:38:38

friendship this is it

00:38:41

the joy of guitar songs

00:38:44

But with you and here with you we are how long

00:38:47

we can do everything there

00:38:59

let's watch a movie

00:39:03

Honey love Oh Honey love with

00:39:07

Robert Pattinson with my beloved

00:39:10

Robert Parkinson

00:39:14

the same did not fundamentally give these words

00:39:17

or not

00:39:25

00:39:26

left at home

00:39:30

what will you watch on the Internet or on

00:39:32

on TV and on the Internet, come on

00:39:34

on the Internet this is where you can

00:39:37

see today tomorrow the day after tomorrow

00:39:40

at least when you can turn it on at any time

00:39:42

Class

00:39:44

And on TV the Champions League final

00:39:48

live

00:39:51

Tomorrow there will be a replay, it will be possible

00:39:53

watch it again tomorrow Well yeah

00:39:55

It's fun to watch when you know everything

00:40:00

it's like in your series

00:40:02

When you know that Susan has died Susan

00:40:06

died

00:40:09

that I have never been without you in my life

00:40:14

I won't watch Honey Love

00:40:16

give your man your word again

00:40:20

I won't take any more risks

00:40:23

Well why are you so sad it must be

00:40:25

because of me everything yes yes no just the structure

00:40:27

00:40:29

[music]

00:40:35

Hi Hi

00:40:37

How are you

00:40:39

ok, Vladik has arrived here. Think about it

00:40:42

Vladik About Vladik from Vladik

00:40:46

[laughter]

00:40:51

you

00:41:01

nudi Well, well, go there and have fun with you

00:41:05

fun too

00:41:07

you're not joking like that, you never want to

00:41:10

I'm just kidding

00:41:13

and look, you have dumplings from

00:41:16

dumpling dough

00:41:20

you need to go Dim

00:41:24

Listen, I came up with the idea that you are a man's word

00:41:27

didn’t violate and so that we wouldn’t be sad

00:41:29

we can go to Kolyan together Why?

00:41:32

Why spoil people's mood?

00:41:34

what kind of people should I

00:41:38

Well, listen, if you want to watch football

00:41:40

let's see what you are doing here

00:41:46

This is Spartak

00:41:48

this is Manchester

00:41:50

and this camera flies yes

00:41:53

this is a ball

00:41:56

those in yellow are ours

00:41:59

this is the judge Let's not look like that

00:42:02

cool interesting about that's right but soap

00:42:04

it Let's get to the soap Let's get it

00:42:09

Shampoo advertising break has started

00:42:14

Well, I hope ours win, yes

00:42:17

our Champions League final did not play

00:42:21

never

00:42:23

what do you constantly watch then that's all

00:42:26

Are you not ours?

00:42:29

what come on let's watch the series series

00:42:32

Well come on come on

00:42:39

Honey love

00:42:44

[music]

00:42:56

Hey Listen Susan

00:42:58

whether

00:43:01

Hey

00:43:03

Hello Hello

00:43:06

Can't you hear me at all?

00:43:21

I love you Henry and I love you Susan

00:43:25

end of episode 20

00:43:31

at all

00:43:34

so cool You're still in your jacket

00:43:38

you'll go after all

00:43:39

I'll stay, I'll go get some water then

00:43:43

I'll put dumplings

00:43:45

Wow I drank a glass of beer

00:43:49

unwound like a woman

00:43:52

[applause]

00:43:56

[music]

00:44:02

[applause]

00:44:03

[music]

00:44:13

Well Tamara Igorevna How to call

00:44:16

Akilov slipped

00:44:19

[music]

00:44:28

no matter how much you feed your mother-in-law, she still eats

00:44:32

your brain is watching

00:44:35

Hello

00:44:39

congratulations on February 23 How

00:44:42

it says: Good luck to you in combat and

00:44:46

political so to speak

00:44:47

This is where I want to post a photo on the Internet

00:44:50

can it be in your body cap

00:44:54

take a photo

00:44:56

Why not pants?

00:45:02

which Masha for which thigh

00:45:04

In short, you don’t want to give, just say so

00:45:07

Everything's fine for now

00:45:11

Kolya why not for you two news one

00:45:15

good other bad Where to start

00:45:17

Well, let's go with Any

00:45:19

Mom broke her leg and she's bad

00:45:24

Kolya, what are you doing?

00:45:27

mom come in

00:45:28

[music]

00:45:32

Quiet

00:45:35

Well, Tamara Igorevna How to call

00:45:37

Akila slipped

00:45:40

help Mom undress, are you wearing a fur coat?

00:45:43

they took it off

00:45:45

let's Tamara

00:45:48

Tell me how

00:45:51

little boots were wanted to wear everything

00:45:54

equals

00:46:01

I ran to the pharmacy

00:46:04

I remind you if at least one hair

00:46:07

will fall from my mother's head I remembered

00:46:10

lift and back into the wig

00:46:15

Let's

00:46:17

younger sister

00:46:33

Well Tamara, tell me how you are

00:46:37

can you tell me that you were

00:46:39

lover yes

00:46:41

my wife came unexpectedly and had to

00:46:43

balcony jump

00:46:45

I threw it off the balcony without you. I see, you

00:46:48

catch up

00:46:55

What do you have under that plaster fist?

00:47:00

I didn’t see it maybe you have it there

00:47:04

what

00:47:06

Yes, it was itching, but it wasn’t itching like you

00:47:10

said my heart itched immediately

00:47:13

Sorry Okay, that's it, I'll go to bed

00:47:16

then we are today Natasha is out of town

00:47:19

we're leaving for three days with friends.

00:47:21

get some sleep gain some strength you need something

00:47:23

TV might help somehow

00:47:25

turn on some comedy find with

00:47:27

Gibson soap

00:47:31

go let's go okay

00:47:36

you are now on short terms with humor

00:47:40

Okay let's rest

00:48:07

Kolya are you dreaming about this

00:48:13

Maybe I’ll call you right now in my sleep

00:48:16

Natasha and I’ll tell you that we have a wonderful miracle here

00:48:21

Ouch

00:48:23

For 5 years I was hunted like a vampire

00:48:27

you don't reflect yourself in the mirror

00:48:51

Well, in short, you decided to pretend who you are

00:48:54

spoke generally

00:48:56

So let's come to an agreement

00:49:00

what do you want for silence

00:49:05

maybe you should think about it

00:49:08

you know how

00:49:10

Oh don't dig in Tamara games on not

00:49:14

dig in. Okay, now I need you from me

00:49:16

nothing is needed But one day Although like this

00:49:19

the day may they come I will ask you

00:49:26

Why is it Pinocchio?

00:49:31

Hi Hi

00:49:32

[applause]

00:49:37

Happy holiday, we heard that we have a wife

00:49:41

The military commissar was wondering why, so she should cook

00:49:44

I'm reluctant in the kitchen 23 Well, she found it somewhere

00:49:47

plaster Yeah, that means do it if you broke your leg

00:49:51

so he calls the hospital and says okay

00:49:55

there with my wife they talk for the first time

00:49:57

I hear, in general, she’s in the kitchen right now

00:50:00

flies

00:50:05

Well, why are you sitting there, come on soon already

00:50:09

at the table

00:50:19

what

00:50:29

ready

00:50:34

so Semyon Well done, you're all going

00:50:38

Let's wait, I'm waiting for what's going on

00:50:41

Can you imagine at the military commissar? What

00:50:43

the situation in the family, can you imagine the wife?

00:50:45

he has to with a broken leg instead

00:50:48

to be there means to believe there too

00:50:50

somehow kindly feel sorry for him in the hospital

00:50:53

call Well, what kind of distrust of

00:50:55

Wife to the property that they have there

00:50:57

There's some crazy stuff going on in the family

00:50:59

00:51:00

Where are you in half an hour? Come on, let's wait

00:51:06

Let's quickly get the plaster out quickly

00:51:14

[music]

00:51:17

man man money

00:51:26

[music]

00:51:35

I'm totally stuck in this

00:51:39

so Valera Yes of course you don’t need anything

00:51:43

buy

00:51:45

Well what's going on here

00:51:59

hospital

00:52:03

did you put on a plaster cast today?

00:52:06

to the wife of the military commissar Yes, I know that they didn’t impose

00:52:10

trolling the hospital mosquito how so

00:52:13

what happened? What happened to you?

00:52:15

my dear Seryozha I am this I am this

00:52:23

my wife didn't come back on time, I had to

00:52:26

balcony jump

00:52:30

[applause]

00:52:36

Funny yes Nikolai learn

00:52:42

then everything needs to be changed

00:52:45

no I can

00:52:47

To all of ours from me and I have Tamara

00:52:50

Guess I broke my leg

00:53:03

so I bought everything Mom, let's watch this

00:53:09

in short for injections This is such an important one

00:53:11

thing these are magnets for me friend

00:53:14

I advised that magnets are also useful

00:53:16

So look at Italian for

00:53:19

his physiotherapy apparatus This is the coolest

00:53:23

titanium Look how fashionable they are

00:53:26

great Not these wooden ones over there

00:53:29

Cool

00:53:33

so I took from our money which is on

00:53:36

we may not go anywhere to the base

00:53:38

How can we not go? What is it really like?

00:53:41

the four of us will sit, have a drink and eat a horse

00:53:43

Let's watch the show, but why wait?

00:53:47

let's watch the show now

00:53:54

bastard What is the name of the show?

00:53:58

wonderful healing

00:54:00

come on let's

00:54:17

Well Samara

00:54:18

[applause]

00:54:22

that this was a false rescue

00:54:26

I thought this holiday was February 23

00:54:29

will cease to be only your holiday

00:54:31

Seryozha

00:54:32

holiday for the whole family After all, we are also for everyone

00:54:36

garrison behind you

00:54:37

We wander around in our youth Well, for us, armies too

00:54:41

Dear mother, by the way, where is this one?

00:54:44

holiday family means

00:54:49

It's some kind of party at a club

00:54:54

this holiday of pain in the heart

00:54:59

maybe I didn't break it for long

00:55:02

my soul must be torn to pieces

00:55:05

and the soul

00:55:07

you can't wrap it up

00:55:12

[music]

00:55:15

Okay goods I think I understand you

00:55:18

the soul in the heel is gone

00:55:20

and there they decided to catch her in a cast

00:55:25

00:55:26

he didn't break his leg, but what?

00:55:30

call two she broke my tailbone ah-ah

00:55:33

Are you quiet?

00:55:35

Thank you

00:55:38

what are you doing

00:55:40

[music]

00:55:43

[applause]

00:55:45

[music]

00:55:48

[applause]

00:55:52

[music]

00:55:55

[applause]

00:55:57

[music]

00:56:04

[music]

00:56:13

I'm a soldier I kill people mom

00:56:17

Sima Well, stop killing people already.

00:56:20

Start making them little by little

00:56:23

[music]

00:56:33

That's why everyone serves in the Israeli army

00:56:37

there is also womanism

00:56:41

Well guys

00:56:43

[music]

00:56:45

childhood is over all the kids from now on

00:56:49

you are in the elite super secret

00:56:52

Israeli army unit here

00:56:55

recruit the bravest the strongest

00:56:58

the most courageous this time for some reason

00:57:01

they took you incomprehensibly

00:57:04

henceforth desert sharks

00:57:07

but there are no sharks in the desert

00:57:10

let the enemies go and think that they are not there

00:57:28

We are a super secret unit. I understand.

00:57:31

but if one of us gets captured

00:57:34

good question if one of us gets in

00:57:37

one of us must be captured

00:57:40

unscrew the ampoule it is protected

00:57:41

collar now we will train strength

00:57:44

willpower because only willpower will save

00:57:46

we are in the desert only willpower is clear

00:57:55

It's good that I once gave birth to one like this

00:57:58

loud boy

00:58:00

Otherwise I wouldn't have found you

00:58:05

someone cut their finger during an infusion

00:58:10

French loaf with a Swiss knife

00:58:16

[applause]

00:58:23

Fima for this object to be secret

00:58:27

Remove the sign from the entrance

00:58:29

secret object

00:58:31

Timati ate mom don't bother me

00:58:34

work I have to make of these

00:58:36

suckers of real soldiers I have to

00:58:39

bring these boys home safe

00:58:41

Son, I beg you, this is Israel, everything here

00:58:46

the boys are a little bit broken

00:58:50

[applause]

00:58:57

operations

00:58:59

Well, if you kill people

00:59:02

a little eaten Well, who benefits from this

00:59:05

it will be worse Maybe you're shy

00:59:07

eat when the guys are watching

00:59:13

the guys aren't watching anymore, you can eat mom

00:59:17

Mother

00:59:18

son, when will you bring me home?

00:59:21

girl Mom I'm a soldier I kill people

00:59:24

Mother

00:59:25

Sima Well, stop killing people already.

00:59:28

Start making them little by little

00:59:31

and it would be better if mom had it on

00:59:35

I'm not going to do this to you

00:59:37

eyes

00:59:41

sergeant arrived for duty

00:59:44

Let me stand in line

00:59:46

My God or God heeded my prayers

00:59:53

or a general for my bribes

00:59:56

but that’s what they sent to your unit

00:59:59

a pronounced woman

01:00:02

Although of course, apparently, God is because

01:00:06

what kind of bribe could someone find and

01:00:08

better

01:00:09

Take a closer look at her from the movie Mom and What's Mine

01:00:13

no one asks for opinions anymore girl

01:00:16

Have you forgotten where you are, the army will order it

01:00:19

you will do it. What if I don’t agree? Listen

01:00:22

Give me three grandchildren, no matter how many

01:00:24

Want

01:00:28

where did four more granddaughters come from? I don't

01:00:32

I think

01:00:33

besides, I'm not blind, I see what you want

01:00:36

there is enough milk for 8 gentlemen

01:00:40

Lieutenant Allow me to address

01:00:41

contact me And you can be equal to another

01:00:44

side What is it, well firstly 6 stiff

01:00:47

secondly, it’s terribly interesting to see about

01:00:50

who are we talking about

01:00:51

wait, so long as we still love each other

01:00:54

there weren't enough triangles

01:01:00

Mister General you are on time

01:01:03

appeared Send me to war in

01:01:05

some Inferno right in Inferno right in

01:01:09

behind enemy lines with just one lace from

01:01:11

the shoe does not need to be destroyed 50-60 people

01:01:14

Otherwise I can’t vouch for myself

01:01:16

Lieutenant Wait from here

01:01:20

Borisovna you know this How deep

01:01:22

I respect you, but you yell so much that

01:01:25

for five minutes our unit has ceased to be

01:01:27

secret

01:01:29

and someone even removed the sign from the entrance

01:01:32

What a fellow, by the way, have you heard about this

01:01:35

creepy finger infusion massacre

01:01:40

this is not such big news anymore

01:01:43

different from the amount you took from me

01:01:45

By the way, for that money you could send

01:01:48

woman here

01:02:01

Fima desire to salute this

01:02:04

situation should have arisen for her

01:02:06

you have them

01:02:09

then there is still at least some chance of

01:02:12

grandchildren, but I don’t have such a desire yet

01:02:15

arose and this rose is very unacceptable

01:02:18

I've already found tenants for your room

01:02:21

That's why you completely by accident long ago

01:02:24

it's time to get married

01:02:27

wait a minute, I didn’t understand, Mr. General

01:02:29

Why did I give this bribe to you? If you

01:02:32

you don’t really want to marry her off

01:02:35

worry, let's go, we'll succeed

01:02:37

the money will stay in the family

01:02:41

and the scheme is working

01:02:45

Fima look what are you from

01:02:47

you refuse And meanwhile for this later

01:02:51

it will be possible not only to watch but also

01:02:53

touch

01:02:55

Let me see who's there already

01:02:59

Do you see what kind of demand the company needs to take?

01:03:04

I don’t understand And my opinion now too

01:03:07

no one asks son this is the army

01:03:10

they tell you to do it

01:03:12

Wow, what a great idea it turns out to be.

01:03:16

I'm the highest rank here, I'm like a general

01:03:20

I order you both to get married

01:03:27

never

01:03:31

What is still alive Well because

01:03:35

no one has ever died from mom's mincemeat

01:03:38

and here I replaced the forshmak. Well, what’s wrong

01:03:42

But Son, you ate at least a little

01:03:47

Fimochka You still have to get married

01:03:52

Yes indeed no more

01:03:55

don't worry so much there

01:04:04

What a profitable girl

01:04:07

especially since it can be attributed to

01:04:10

REGISTRY OFFICE Although this will require

01:04:11

a little more soldiers

01:04:13

wait wait registry office son Well you

01:04:16

look how invitingly she lies

01:04:25

Darubin now for the first time in 600 years

01:04:27

regretted the show died and no

01:04:31

Just watch the movie, just watch it

01:04:35

To hell with this tribunal

01:04:48

stop

01:04:49

two minutes 30 seconds weaklings I said

01:04:53

we will train willpower length 30

01:04:55

seconds gone for the result for the lags

01:04:59

protect yourself with a cross

01:05:04

Thank you for your action, always about the big ones

01:05:08

Thank you, please contact me if anything happens

01:05:12

Sergeant Thank you

01:05:14

Get up, maybe we can still walk

01:05:19

they were really inviting after all

01:05:28

[applause] [music]

01:05:29

[applause]

01:05:31

[music]

01:05:32

[applause]

01:05:35

[music]

01:05:36

[applause]

01:05:39

[music]

01:06:03

[music]

01:06:11

Listen, look here

01:06:14

there are disputes, they just can’t

01:06:16

generally lead to some result

01:06:18

what is February 23rd, what is it?

01:06:21

for the holiday Here are the new trends in the holiday

01:06:24

buildings say that February 23rd is the day

01:06:26

defender of the fatherland who celebrates the day

01:06:29

Defender of the Fatherland

01:06:31

Well done women and children

01:06:36

Old Believers This is how I admit Dmitry

01:06:40

there are people who say that this is Soviet day

01:06:42

army navy who

01:06:45

celebrates the day

01:06:47

[applause]

01:06:51

Also With all due respect, women and children

01:06:54

please move over exactly though

01:06:57

would be in this show on this stage

01:06:59

celebrate Soviet Army Day

01:07:01

navy

01:07:03

in general, who are we in this Soviet Army

01:07:06

and the navy listened to A

01:07:09

then there was no surprise with anything

01:07:12

some song maybe

01:07:15

[applause]

01:07:22

[music]

01:07:33

[music]

01:07:50

But trouble came from somewhere, they expected it to lie down

01:07:56

Once on the sofa Ivan Nechaya on and since then

01:08:00

It's been lying there for a while now and don't let everything move

01:08:03

lies does not moo and is not a heifer

01:08:07

[music]

01:08:17

let him go on all four sides

01:08:22

The crows are already circling

01:08:27

[music] [applause]

01:08:30

[music]

01:08:53

ground and you can all Treasures

01:08:57

underground

01:08:59

[music]

01:09:10

strange songs

01:09:12

and truck drivers

01:09:21

[music]

01:09:31

The crows are already circling

01:09:42

[music]

01:09:45

no one can see except Ivan

01:09:48

[music]

01:09:49

Get Russia off the couch

01:09:55

Let's

01:09:57

[music]

01:10:05

[music]

01:10:14

these waters

01:10:19

[music]

01:10:21

[applause]

01:10:26

to Russia to raise Sivan

01:10:31

[music]

01:10:35

today's holiday concert

01:10:37

our military band took part

01:10:40

Lear group

01:10:42

[music]

01:10:43

[applause]

01:10:48

as well as Real soldiers and those who have served

01:10:51

harm from the armed forces Dmitry

01:10:53

Prigodkin

01:10:55

armored forces

01:10:56

[applause]

01:10:58

Alexander Bobov separate communications battalion

01:11:04

Sergei Kalugin for the air force

01:11:08

artillery musical company

01:11:13

and finally Dmitry Sokolov

01:11:15

[applause]

01:11:17

engineering and combat troops

01:11:19

[applause]

01:11:30

[applause]

01:11:35

[music]

01:11:42

[applause]

01:11:43

[music]

01:11:46

[applause]

01:11:52

[music]

01:11:59

[applause]

01:12:09

[music]

01:12:37

[music]

01:12:53

[music]

01:13:29

[applause]

01:13:34

We are glad to welcome you to our

01:13:36

new concert called Galina

01:13:39

Red today's concert We decided

01:13:41

dedicate to our beautiful women and

01:13:44

to the wonderful holiday of March 8th Well then

01:13:47

dear ladies, congratulations to you all on the 8th

01:13:49

March Well, the most popular place in this

01:13:52

day it's a flower shop where we go

01:13:54

you to your applause and let's go

01:14:01

love International Women's Day 7am

01:14:04

on their feet and at least one congratulated

01:14:08

I would like to give one flower on our day

01:14:10

Milan is our day tomorrow

01:14:13

Tomorrow

01:14:15

international women's day counting

01:14:17

money from flower sellers on March 9

01:14:20

Okay, but we’ll earn at least as much as we can

01:14:24

we'll make money there with you

01:14:28

like this

01:14:30

let's earn money

01:14:35

it's a holiday after all, well, give it here

01:14:40

like this

01:14:43

earn money

01:14:46

[music] [applause]

01:14:52

Good evening

01:14:55

beauty

01:14:56

and the beauty of things

01:15:12

and already at 102 it is necessary

01:15:16

give they no one died all in

01:15:19

okay this is the 102nd woman unfollowed me

01:15:22

I also need to congratulate

01:15:25

Thank you

01:15:30

[applause]

01:15:39

listen, let's do this according to the bouquet

01:15:42

cancel I buy from you all the flowers in your

01:15:44

close the store and let's go

01:15:46

with me in Sochi in real spring

01:15:49

I got my tickets let's go let's go

01:15:56

what do you need thanks

01:16:09

01:16:10

[applause] [music]

01:16:13

hello girls, greetings

01:16:16

Listen, do you have any

01:16:18

flower trimmings can be stems

01:16:19

some unnecessary dead grass you can

01:16:22

somewhere something broke the flower fell off

01:16:24

wilted this bouquet for me

01:16:26

form it from some leftovers

01:16:28

the bouquet for mother-in-law promotion has ended

01:16:32

I get it, don't want it, yes

01:16:35

look here

01:16:37

general sofa scaring troops

01:16:47

No let's know

01:16:57

It's absolutely terrible there

01:17:04

[applause]

01:17:06

[music]

01:17:12

Hello Hello

01:17:13

Can you test the bouquet?

01:17:17

test test simple

01:17:19

Take a bouquet and straight across your face like

01:17:22

Christians from all over the world with this Yes

01:17:25

with this

01:17:26

Let's Try

01:17:30

ok but of course she has a stroke

01:17:33

stronger you know what, let's get this one

01:17:36

bouquet word client law

01:17:43

Unfortunately it's a pity

01:17:46

for our wedding anniversary in August

01:17:49

gave peonies in September

01:17:53

[music]

01:17:57

why are you today

01:18:00

on holiday

01:18:01

bought scales

01:18:06

[applause]

01:18:07

[music]

01:18:12

Hello Hello beautiful

01:18:15

Can you imagine my wife loves flowers?

01:18:18

she's allergic to them, maybe we'll come up with something

01:18:20

anything Well there is one option Well but he

01:18:24

not cheap

01:18:25

30 thousand

01:18:28

Okay, it’s a holiday after all. Let’s do it 30 times.

01:18:31

now we now we will do everything

01:18:41

smell

01:18:50

I'll prank the next guy, come on, come on

01:18:58

My respects ladies, please, why

01:19:02

a bouquet of 101 roses for you

01:19:05

3 great Let's

01:19:12

Ksyusha Did you fall asleep? What are we on?

01:19:16

settled on giving me a bouquet

01:19:18

out of 100 one rose you take for 170 thousand

01:19:21

Yes, sure

01:19:25

Please

01:19:26

All the best Nifiga played herself

01:19:31

[music]

01:19:33

[applause]

01:19:36

[music]

01:19:38

Hello girls, can you help me?

01:19:41

pick up a bouquet on March 8 not really not

01:19:44

Today

01:19:46

didn’t spend the night at home just Well, that’s 11 then

01:19:50

big scarlet roses I think yes the thing is

01:19:53

that I haven't picked up the phone all night yet

01:19:56

33 huge positions and in the morning when

01:20:00

you have to call completely by accident

01:20:02

A woman accidentally picked up the phone

01:20:18

Take it like this

01:20:26

Condolences, goodbye

01:20:34

Dusty Hello dear workers

01:20:37

women

01:20:38

and you know I need a bouquet to

01:20:40

make your wife happy, this is the most beautiful

01:20:44

bouquet for only 3,500

01:20:47

so this one is next And this one is cheaper for

01:20:50

one and a half thousand

01:20:51

let's move on, what's behind it?

01:21:17

[applause]

01:21:34

our women And all women, yes, and maybe

01:21:37

be them there depot men do not congratulate

01:21:39

thought

01:21:42

listen guys I'm probably telling my wife

01:21:44

I’ll buy a bouquet near the house

01:21:46

girl this is for you thank you

01:21:52

young woman

01:21:55

you are very beautiful smile Thank you very much

01:21:58

[music]

01:22:00

[applause]

01:22:11

girls, happy March 8th, the main thing is don’t sniff

01:22:13

And so nothing

01:22:15

keep in mind this is a very expensive tape

01:22:18

Thank you

01:22:23

Since today is such a day for you to celebrate

01:22:26

Girls, it’s up to you to decide which one of you is

01:22:29

Who's second

01:22:36

Stunned

01:22:46

[applause] [music]

01:22:49

[applause]

01:22:50

[music]

01:23:13

[applause]

01:23:24

Are you okay

01:23:26

[music]

01:23:31

[music]

01:23:33

things

01:23:36

[music]

01:23:45

one boy was raised using the method

01:23:48

carrot and stick so stick

01:23:51

stuck periodically

01:23:53

everything is an arrow, run, get busy, mom you

01:23:56

here waiting ok let's go bye

01:24:01

woman Can I move your jacket

01:24:05

It isnot mine

01:24:06

and Whose is my son

01:24:10

Can I move your son's jacket?

01:24:14

I don’t know, he’ll be there in an hour

01:24:16

Ask

01:24:17

woman Well, there's plenty of room, why are you

01:24:20

here they decomposed then hear it you

01:24:22

you're decomposing, soon only bones will remain

01:24:25

you son onion or something why is this because

01:24:30

that he has 100 clothes, hears this is yours

01:24:33

you undress your daughter and want to cry

01:24:37

Fine

01:24:39

I thought it was a grandson

01:24:44

move I say Where will I move I

01:24:48

I'll fall where you fall

01:24:52

nothing about bags at least on the floor

01:24:55

put the crazy bags on the floor they

01:24:57

new

01:24:59

that I'm tired of who gave you the right

01:25:02

touch my things, I just moved them

01:25:06

no one gave you the right to touch my things

01:25:09

He's already touching your things, don't touch mine

01:25:12

things are fine with you

01:25:15

[music]

01:25:16

[applause]

01:25:21

[music]

01:25:25

security

01:25:29

Can I have you? Well, such shkatan myself, of course

01:25:32

it will be thinner than yours

01:25:39

the woman here laid out her junk on

01:25:42

There's nowhere for the whole bench to sit. Listen to you on

01:25:45

this is still junk Plow and plow like this

01:25:47

it's clear that you plowed in it

01:25:50

really a woman Well, move it

01:25:52

things Let the girl sit down heard the woman

01:25:55

the things have been moved the girl sits down

01:25:59

you are a representative of the authorities by the way

01:26:02

said Oh representative of the authorities I'm right

01:26:05

I see the authorities come and speak

01:26:07

crossword given to me by you teapot

01:26:09

that's what I'll say Let's move things

01:26:12

power here on me with a crossword maker

01:26:14

kefir and banana

01:26:25

sleep with him

01:26:29

you're saying I want to immediately make excuses for something

01:26:32

I don't know him

01:26:35

understandable, understandable nonsense, can I have my own?

01:26:40

things on top I'll put oh started finger and

01:26:43

show your whole hand, he will bite off something Yes and

01:26:46

drink it, the whole cooler will dry out in no time

01:26:49

don't care, are you crazy or something? That's all me

01:26:52

I'll arrange it for you now

01:26:54

01:26:56

Dear administration of the sports complex

01:26:59

This woman brazenly attacked my things

01:27:04

come on, breathe, I’m breathing in your clothes now

01:27:07

the window will fly out, I understand

01:27:11

Hello who is Stella's mom I'm mom

01:27:15

Stella good rack Run here Stella

01:27:18

Did you give birth to a child at the entrance to the city?

01:27:22

this is an ancient Latin name understood

01:27:30

I'm just blown away by creativity right now

01:27:33

I found your mom Artyom Viktorovich Well then

01:27:36

how Vanechka worked out very well

01:27:38

worked out the only swear words occupied everything

01:27:41

didn't let anyone in

01:27:45

well done too, doesn't talk much

01:27:48

shut up

01:27:49

[laughter]

01:27:52

Well, goodbye, go in for sports

01:27:56

[music]

01:28:05

Well, I don’t know. They probably have everything there.

01:28:07

The apartment is littered with things and there is nowhere to sit

01:28:12

with a girl and you need to invite her to your home

01:28:15

first see what her mom looks like

01:28:18

what's normal about a mom like that?

01:28:23

Well, I don’t know if Vanina’s mom doesn’t mind

01:28:28

and of course she's kind to me, let's go

01:28:40

Larisa Marina

01:28:42

Well, we are without a gift. Yes, he has it

01:28:45

it's not your birthday today

01:28:50

[applause]

01:28:51

[music]

01:28:58

[applause]

01:29:00

[music]

01:29:14

the breasts are so big, first of all, not breasts, but

01:29:17

two thanks

01:29:20

and thirdly I'm 32 years old and I have three

01:29:23

children

01:29:24

[music]

01:29:34

The artist painted a picture Again a deuce

01:29:37

for so long that the boy posed

01:29:40

kicked out of school for truancy

01:29:43

[music]

01:29:46

so don't move don't move please

01:29:49

a simple picture for the ABC book already

01:29:51

I can't draw time

01:29:56

Why is the boy's face happy?

01:30:04

woman Well, I didn’t force you

01:30:07

you answered correctly

01:30:09

advertisement required two bedroom

01:30:11

apartment for a family of four there

01:30:13

props according to the list and so on Well, in

01:30:15

than claims it's all according to the list of people

01:30:16

apartment bike briefcase dog everything

01:30:19

dog

01:30:20

dog They bite Monster

01:30:23

traumatologists recognize stitches

01:30:26

This time it was frozen properly

01:30:29

4 hours is enough 4 already Sprinter artist

01:30:37

01:30:38

boy Why do you have a happy face

01:30:41

I wanted to write

01:30:48

That's right, he said that's what he wanted to write

01:30:51

what kind of face do you need for him to have?

01:30:53

there was nothing in the ad about the face

01:30:55

drawings Let's

01:30:57

make a dissatisfied face

01:31:00

make a child he Afghan passed

01:31:03

I mean, he went through Vietnam, he went through Syria

01:31:07

he only got A's in geography

01:31:14

Pioneer we look at our brother, he is judging

01:31:17

I got a D. My brother got a 5 year old.

01:31:20

I looked at him without condemnation

01:31:23

there's only a bad mark here and in what subject?

01:31:26

he got an A in geography and this is

01:31:28

can get a bad mark in natural history? Why?

01:31:31

Should I blame him? Look, look

01:31:35

Here you need to go on the other side if he

01:31:39

the institute won't do the right thing, it's you

01:31:41

do you know where you will go if you don't get in?

01:31:46

By the way, you can. What is it about the Pioneer breasts?

01:31:50

so big, first of all, not breasts, but two

01:31:53

Thank you

01:31:55

and thirdly, I’m not 32 years old, I have three children

01:32:06

I want Not your daughter Yes, of course not her

01:32:09

I see life for the second time

01:32:11

the first time you saw When she told us

01:32:14

Don’t want to earn 58 rubles why?

01:32:17

this is 58 we split your hundred equally among four

01:32:21

we divide Yes, we get everything in tens

01:32:27

I got a D in math

01:32:30

So let's let's do it boy boy

01:32:32

boy You're also looking to get some

01:32:34

in judgment, let's do it this way. And why is it younger?

01:32:35

should look at the elder with condemnation

01:32:37

he's 6 years old, he doesn't even think about your grades

01:32:40

don't care

01:32:41

I don’t care about grades. Turn on a psychologist.

01:32:45

childish at least for a second then generally a boy

01:32:48

before ours with older things this video

01:32:50

the hooligan walks around in some kind of rags

01:32:51

that's why she's married to her older sister

01:32:54

things Where Danya Melokhina goes most often and what

01:32:57

you think he's wearing tights to get high

01:33:02

so keep it quiet, don't move, I'm drawing

01:33:06

[music]

01:33:12

My little

01:33:18

[music]

01:33:21

sit on you again

01:33:31

I see where the props come from, kid sit down

01:33:34

Come on, sit down where you sit

01:33:36

imaginary bike Let him sit down

01:33:38

draw

01:33:42

So citizen, I’m a stool for you

01:33:45

lent And time is already giving everything away

01:33:49

Maybe later you’ll pick me up a little if

01:33:52

I'm afraid I'll change my mind later, but

01:33:56

rope

01:34:02

that you yourself don’t realize

01:34:04

tired of it

01:34:07

I'm tired of everything

01:34:11

I'm tired of walking around in damp underwear

01:34:15

I'll go dry

01:34:21

Sit down Where to sit down imaginary

01:34:24

stool, sit down

01:34:26

don't move don't move I'll ask

01:34:37

Listen, if I sit on the floor for another 20 minutes

01:34:40

this imaginary stool I'm on you

01:34:42

I'll look disapprovingly

01:34:45

oh comrade policeman, come on in a little bit

01:34:49

the heart is here, he's a citizen somewhere, well

01:34:52

Who needs a tattered Briefcase these days?

01:34:54

with stupid skates, there he is

01:34:58

stand

01:34:59

come on, pick it up

01:35:03

[music]

01:35:11

everything is clear let's go to the department we'll sort it out

01:35:14

there's nothing there yet I'm water into gold

01:35:18

complain, we'll draw today

01:35:21

or no I don’t understand anything at all

01:35:25

so I'm taking the table too, wait for you

01:35:29

Why, well, the laundry has dried, I should iron it on

01:35:32

need something

01:35:42

wait Masha

01:35:49

that is, at home in role-playing games. She doesn't

01:35:52

plays

01:35:55

schoolgirl in front of her legal husband

01:35:58

refuses to change clothes And here in front

01:36:00

got kicked out by some [ __ ]

01:36:02

quickly Dima, I'll explain everything at home, you'll explain

01:36:06

Okay, now I’ll just take the bobby

01:36:09

with myself

01:36:12

[applause]

01:36:20

Well

01:36:21

furniture is not your children not yours what at all

01:36:25

your your time here and it's paid for

01:36:28

so Draw whatever you want for 8 hours

01:36:31

you can eat peaches in a row

01:36:34

Are you saying I don’t have allergies at all?

01:36:38

[music]

01:36:42

The rook of you is also no good

01:36:45

[music]

01:37:06

something is wonderful

01:37:10

God

01:37:13

I’ll draw a picture of everything and only a still life and

01:37:16

only still life

01:37:19

[music] [applause]

01:37:22

[music]

01:37:26

[applause]

01:37:30

[music]

01:37:37

Dear please put on a mask

01:37:44

I am eating

01:37:47

you've already eaten one and a half liters

01:37:51

[music]

01:38:02

[applause]

01:38:10

more careful

01:38:17

[applause]

01:38:21

Hello Dear Please, please wear

01:38:23

a mask please, a mask for the day I

01:38:26

I won't wear it

01:38:27

I am eating

01:38:30

you've already eaten one and a half liters

01:38:38

I was waiting for you to finish the last hole

01:38:40

on board and now I ask you to put on

01:38:42

Can I wear a mask? No

01:38:44

01:38:45

I haven't eaten yet

01:38:48

I'll still eat now

01:38:52

come back I can't eat when you're looking at me

01:39:00

Yes we ate No we didn’t eat

01:39:05

and now I haven’t had time to eat young

01:39:09

man I will eat you right away for a long time

01:39:11

you'll understand when she eats

01:39:16

I'm starting so loudly I just

01:39:19

sleeves are hard to digest, you know what I

01:39:23

I eat 6 times a day in small portions

01:39:25

tiny I just have a very stomach

01:39:28

small because it displaces the liver

01:39:34

[music]

01:39:37

Wow

01:39:42

Duke Smith replacement diet

01:39:47

Why are you laughing, crawling like this

01:39:52

Many people just don't realize

01:39:55

That's all, just please wear a mask.

01:39:59

Do you know Duke Smith's replacement diet?

01:40:02

this is why children's liver grows to

01:40:05

such a size that it displaces all organs

01:40:07

except for the company

01:40:10

because they lie you have to eat

01:40:14

And in the future man will be completely

01:40:16

consist of liver

01:40:21

If you don't wear a mask, we'll have to

01:40:24

we will inform the ship's commander that you

01:40:26

in no case in no case if

01:40:29

he finds out that he has one person when

01:40:31

eats without a mask, sits and has a heart attack

01:40:35

How will he be able to fly the plane in any way?

01:40:38

in any case what in case of disobedience

01:40:40

forced to inform law enforcement

01:40:43

organs inform my liver to displace

01:40:45

any organs

01:40:49

then we will have to cancel your flight

01:40:52

take off He wants me as a boyfriend

01:40:56

[applause]

01:40:58

[music]

01:41:00

At least you gave me flowers or something, I’m leaving

01:41:04

[laughter]

01:41:08

shoot

01:41:12

put on the mask I can't I put me on

01:41:15

she's already been seen

01:41:18

you still need to wear a mask

01:41:23

I don’t know how the mask will save you from infection

01:41:27

how will it save you from infection, will it save you

01:41:29

interior weight from your fumes

01:41:32

How did you get me hold hold hold

01:41:36

everyone is happy, everything is quite everything is fine

01:41:40

Please remove the seat legs

01:41:54

This is unnecessary, just remove the seat legs

01:41:57

no one is sitting here I just started

01:42:01

eat They're all gone

01:42:07

then we'll be forced too

01:42:14

that he is interested in everything, you are not interested in him

01:42:18

distract everyone and let everyone do their own thing

01:42:21

he rules the business I eat you torture people

01:42:25

if you don't clean up, we'll call you again

01:42:28

police, Lord, what department?

01:42:30

fight with legs

01:42:32

call me anyway, I'm tired of everything

01:42:36

it's time to eat

01:42:38

Bring me that they are thin

01:42:41

[music]

01:42:50

why did you bother with this

01:42:54

amazing woman Why let him sit

01:42:59

as she wants And at least she sits

01:43:03

the rest are all lying

01:43:08

someone is smoking something without panties in the cabin

01:43:19

sitting

01:43:21

tell her her friend you are with her

01:43:23

fly

01:43:28

[music]

01:43:31

We want to learn to walk

01:43:36

we're trying to figure it out here man

01:43:39

without a mask

01:43:43

coats

01:43:45

You and the whole captain of the ship are not yet

01:43:52

[music]

01:43:57

Yes, stop building barricades for the meeting

01:44:00

Come here everyone

01:44:02

what is a crazy person anyway?

01:44:06

Dear ones, go take your place better

01:44:10

in a critical situation

01:44:14

[music]

01:44:17

we'll figure it out ourselves. Please go to

01:44:20

salon

01:44:30

Here it is a mask

01:44:33

we still chopped them up

01:44:38

[applause]

01:44:45

man Thank you, you are so gallant

01:44:49

[music]

01:44:52

learn how to take care

01:45:03

Do you have anything to eat there?

01:45:31

[music]

01:45:33

Did you put pads on the seat?

01:45:37

legs

01:45:39

For what

01:45:41

baby this is show business they can

01:45:44

take a picture at any time I'm in

01:45:47

must do the splits at any moment

01:45:51

[music]

01:45:53

[applause]

01:46:08

[music] [applause]

01:46:10

[music]

01:46:20

[music]

01:46:29

they came to congratulate our elderly

01:46:32

hysterical behavior from the bride

01:46:35

and drunks on the groom's side

01:46:41

[music]

01:46:50

sometimes spouses get so tired of each other

01:46:53

That the divorce is turning into a real one

01:46:57

holiday

01:46:58

[music]

01:47:03

[applause]

01:47:08

[music]

01:47:12

Dear guests are not respected by each other

01:47:16

Valery and Larisa

01:47:21

moored to the bottom

01:47:24

The Titanic of your tenderness met

01:47:28

I'm sick of the iceberg by the name

01:47:32

Want

01:47:33

it's hard in this big wide world

01:47:37

find people who wouldn't fit like that

01:47:39

to each other like Valery and Larisa and you

01:47:43

gathered here to celebrate

01:47:46

the last path of this family union

01:47:49

flight

01:47:52

I hate the bastard, he ruined his whole life

01:47:57

literally

01:48:09

[applause]

01:48:13

the only thing that hasn't changed is like 20

01:48:17

years ago someone came to a wedding

01:48:20

left guy

01:48:21

what is your name Pasha very unpleasant

01:48:27

Look at this creepy couple and

01:48:32

this dark ceremony which is conducted

01:48:34

disguised man

01:48:38

but let's not deviate from tradition

01:48:44

So why will the lawyer bite off more?

01:48:48

a loaf of bread is nibbling on a shared apartment, well

01:48:55

[applause]

01:48:58

01:49:00

apartment squeezes out Larisa

01:49:05

and now looking into each other's eyes

01:49:08

remember the most terrible moments of your

01:49:11

life from the timid go away and the confident yes

01:49:15

[ __ ] you first slap first fumes

01:49:19

first week binge first I'm going to

01:49:24

Mom, you have something to forget And now the word

01:49:28

for curses is provided to parents

01:49:31

blue Andrey Oh I'm not that worried

01:49:38

you stopped each other by three letters

01:49:41

forever your family efforts

01:49:44

The dress from the wedding is going to be sold

01:49:46

Let the flame die out in your chest. We wish you

01:49:49

health individual happiness

01:49:57

I'm joining

01:50:01

Well, it’s already been raining for a long time, so it’s already like that

01:50:04

could it be possible yes it is possible yes

01:50:09

is it possible?

01:50:21

[applause]

01:50:23

five exactly five months Valera will be in

01:50:27

binge drinking And Larisa is depressed And now

01:50:31

fortune telling for a child Let's start

01:50:34

sliders by guests Whose sliders will be scored

01:50:38

more money

01:50:39

the child will remain with that

01:50:44

look look they steal from the bride

01:50:48

shoes why no one cares

01:50:52

Well what about the money?

01:50:55

counted

01:50:57

and so an 18-year-old who doesn’t study anywhere

01:51:01

a working longbeak remains on the neck

01:51:04

Larisa

01:51:05

[applause]

01:51:08

dear enemies before you send

01:51:12

Marriage certificate in Schroeder I am obliged

01:51:15

ask you Do you agree Valery

01:51:17

quit drinking today get a job

01:51:20

for a new job, go in for sports and become

01:51:23

perfect to spite Larisa

01:51:27

Do you agree to talk about your ex, Larisa?

01:51:30

only nasty things and write to Valery only

01:51:33

drunk I agree

01:51:36

Well, what about the authorities given to me?

01:51:39

tranquilizers

01:51:42

I declare your marriage dissolved

01:51:46

[applause]

01:51:55

[laughter]

01:51:58

guests I remind you that in the evening

01:52:03

[music]

01:52:13

[applause]

01:52:16

[music]

01:52:25

Valera Valera great, it worked out

01:52:27

In general, it’s a blast in my opinion. Let’s do the next one.

01:52:30

Let's celebrate our wedding anniversary even more creatively

01:52:32

Like, let’s get into the closet with the guests and

01:52:36

It's like we're in Narnia No, let's go to jail

01:52:39

let's sit down

01:52:43

[applause]

01:52:50

[music]

01:52:54

[applause]

01:52:55

[music]

01:52:58

[applause]

01:53:00

[music]

01:53:01

[applause]

01:53:02

[music] [applause]

01:53:06

[music]

01:53:12

the wife completely resigns herself that there is nothing

01:53:17

put it on her and she's fat and he's not

01:53:22

disappears

01:53:24

at night in the garage there is no one to go there anymore

01:53:29

Everyone is already lying there

01:53:32

[music]

01:53:41

[applause]

01:53:47

the mood is not festive

01:53:53

until you came

01:53:57

You will have borscht, I will eat cholera

01:54:04

with or without gas

01:54:07

wait nur I prepared a gift for you

01:54:11

which one you'll definitely like

01:54:14

voucher to see a therapist

01:54:16

better

01:54:18

What could be better

01:54:21

you and I have a coupon to see a therapist

01:54:24

anniversary of marriage I brought a song

01:54:28

better bring some potatoes

01:54:32

a potato won't sing a song for you

01:54:37

I like

01:54:43

I’ll give it to you. Why don’t we have a vacuum cleaner?

01:54:46

Carpets, everything is falling out of you

01:54:49

need to vacuum Okay Nyurochka Let me

01:54:53

I’ll start And you help me What’s okay will crumble

01:54:57

because I don't wear my pants to my socks

01:54:58

I'm refueling

01:55:01

I got it, come on if you tuck in your pants

01:55:05

sand will accumulate in your socks here

01:55:07

you won't be able to walk at all

01:55:10

Nyurochka will be like Sandy Grandfather

01:55:16

that's it, that's what kind of nonsense you can do

01:55:19

Let's sing a song

01:55:23

We live as one family, we are grandmother and everyone

01:55:30

of us for 80 years love has dried up on

01:55:38

for many years

01:55:39

it blooms and sometimes smells like corvalol

01:55:47

the wife completely resigns herself that there is nothing

01:55:53

and she's fat

01:55:56

doesn't disappear

01:55:58

at night in the garage there is no one to go there anymore

01:56:04

Everything is there, I already brought it

01:56:12

and Bunny

01:56:14

I've never hit you before

01:56:18

because of this he has a strong family

01:56:24

he says, and I beat him

01:56:30

Love

01:56:31

perfect love

01:56:34

[music]

01:56:45

mother-in-law doesn't interfere, doesn't bother mother-in-law

01:56:51

What do you give your wife for the holiday? I know for sure

01:56:56

whatever Doctor Who prescribes and I buy it

01:57:04

And the dear man doesn’t buy me gifts

01:57:10

in TSUM And in the pharmacy now for my personal life

01:57:15

we just want to say there despite

01:57:20

age present intimacy He often

01:57:24

takes away blankets at night from some other

01:57:30

I didn’t see any action in bed

01:57:35

that I remembered and haven’t forgotten yet how greedily

01:57:41

You looked at the mu in Moscow

01:57:45

he in a jacket with a beard made eyes at her

01:57:51

actually, you and I, Fool, went to

01:57:55

mausoleum

01:57:58

Of course there were quarrels, but I’ll tell you honestly

01:58:03

I don’t hold a grudge against the toothless bunny

01:58:09

But when she gets offended, only mom won’t leave

01:58:14

And if he leaves he won’t come back

01:58:21

I often forget where I live

01:58:26

I forget what my wife's name is, I'll see you tomorrow

01:58:32

I'll meet and fall in love again, we have love

01:58:37

like this

01:58:39

80 plus

01:58:40

[music]

01:58:50

well in love

01:58:53

At this age we drink a decoction of sage and buckwheat

01:58:59

we chew I every day just in case

01:59:04

clean

01:59:06

that's what love is like

01:59:09

80 years old

01:59:12

[applause]

01:59:19

Love

01:59:20

perfect love

01:59:23

[music]

01:59:29

perfect love perfect love

01:59:39

[music]

01:59:47

[applause] [music]

02:00:01

[applause]

02:00:02

[music]

02:00:07

[music]

02:00:11

[applause]

02:00:13

[music]

02:00:26

[music]

02:00:37

the parcel arrived for Kuzmina No

02:00:39

exactly yes you can have a look

02:00:49

so it's on Ivanov

02:00:53

argue longer

02:00:56

[music]

02:01:05

people who often visit the post office know each other

02:01:09

friend in the back of the head

02:01:13

Hello

02:01:15

At least

02:01:18

you get it yes yes what do you have here

02:01:25

ho-ho already now

02:01:28

why are you here

02:01:31

I stand on principle and understand what do you have?

02:01:36

Break 10 minutes long ago

02:01:40

an hour and a half

02:01:43

it's more promising here

02:01:47

ok it's yours okay thank you

02:01:52

[music]

02:02:09

no no no no

02:02:14

please do not

02:02:23

that's how I stood here

02:02:26

and I don't remember you

02:02:29

And I'll hit you

02:02:32

And I remembered you

02:02:38

I remember you too

02:02:43

Remind No, I remembered you right away

02:02:47

This is good

02:02:50

If anything, I'm there for you. Well, I'm there for you.

02:02:55

you And then I’ll follow you there and I’ll follow you A

02:03:00

If so, then I'll follow you there

02:03:04

wait, we won't get confused about what we're talking about

02:03:07

let's get confused, we have exactly the same one there

02:03:10

Queue only the other way around

02:03:15

[music]

02:03:17

cool I'll be second

02:03:23

for some reason I'm second there, I'm third there

02:03:27

the fourth one will follow me

02:03:30

and you have exactly the same Queue here

02:03:33

just the other way around

02:04:10

Well done, this isn't my first time

02:04:23

girl I need

02:04:29

Yes, I can talk, I have a break for an hour Oh

02:04:33

Hi little sister, it's been a while since you've seen me

02:04:35

I heard that you're not calling at all

02:04:41

such horror Why is it taking me so long

02:04:43

damn it's a wedding today

02:04:44

Lucky me yesterday wedding

02:04:48

I came here to receive my aunt’s congratulations

02:04:51

from Murmansk

02:04:53

Damn the phone died and there is a charger

02:04:56

no one charging no charging no

02:04:58

There is not

02:05:00

these are not chargers

02:05:02

ok I'll have to work

02:05:07

stand like that

02:05:15

Do not even think

02:05:18

I have a charger

02:05:21

like this

02:05:26

[music]

02:05:30

parcel receive notification fill out

02:05:33

please give me a pen No pen

02:05:37

no pen

02:05:39

No no Yes

02:05:44

there is a stall there on the corner there are handles here

02:05:46

there they sell pens there

02:05:51

Ivanova did not come with a parcel post

02:05:55

exactly yes

02:05:58

Well at least I stood

02:06:02

Kuzmina's parcel came No, exactly

02:06:05

Yes you can take a look

02:06:12

Thank you

02:06:14

So it's on Ivanov

02:06:18

argue longer

02:06:21

I have a parcel that needs to be sent

02:06:23

Hello Lord, send your parcels

02:06:25

you spread it here

02:06:27

filled out the address Yes, I wrote everything there

02:06:29

ok and you can stick crystal there

02:06:32

sticker here fragile fragile so big

02:06:36

small smelly liquid fragile fragile

02:06:39

we are fragile now

02:06:44

does not stick, must be sticky, must be found

02:06:47

sticky and fragile on top That's sticky

02:06:50

we will make it fragile on top

02:07:01

doesn't stick at all so fragile big

02:07:04

which one did you need

02:07:08

petty let's

02:07:11

I'm kidding, I don't need anything, it's all over

02:07:13

went with the service Well, good

02:07:17

Why does it take so long? Why do you have to do everything?

02:07:19

time to stand

02:07:21

I'd like a lottery ticket please

02:07:29

[laughter]

02:07:36

how much is the winnings I won another one

02:07:40

lottery ticket

02:07:42

let's let's

02:07:46

damn locked it up nothing was needed

02:07:50

stop on a lottery ticket

02:07:51

At least I left with something

02:07:54

some damn wedding

02:08:03

Congratulations

02:08:08

Nice

02:08:13

he again demands no one else the third window

02:08:16

open

02:08:17

What kind of people

02:08:20

I remember I want Why is there a break again then

02:08:24

You won't believe this delicious tea

02:08:28

[music]

02:08:30

[applause]

02:08:32

[music]

02:08:47

We need to get a dog Why do we need a dog How

02:08:51

why are you what and who will eat this

02:08:53

cutlet

02:08:56

[music]

02:09:05

The longest day of the year is not June 22nd

02:09:10

the day when mother-in-law arrives

02:09:13

Hello Lenka, turn on the TV through

02:09:16

10 minutes an hour Kolya will be shown

02:09:17

programs Yes, not in the animal world, but very

02:09:20

funny

02:09:21

took on the standard stand-up show Yes

02:09:23

won 100 thousand rubles Think about it, that's it

02:09:26

he came he came let's do it bye bye

02:09:29

[music]

02:09:31

[applause]

02:09:36

[music]

02:09:48

Damn the fans are keeping watch at the entrance

02:09:52

you're afraid they'll tear Kolya apart, maybe they'll tear you apart

02:09:55

they're on guard because you didn't borrow money

02:09:57

the entire entrance

02:10:08

since

02:10:10

in short, you have never been so proud

02:10:12

in general If yes So listen you can

02:10:16

cry a little is something

02:10:19

Moscow jokes have begun no longer, well

02:10:22

Cry a little, I won't cry

02:10:24

Why are you crying, why?

02:10:29

The rich cry too

02:10:32

Okay, let's talk. We need to get a dog.

02:10:36

Why do we need a dog? How why are you? What? Who?

02:10:40

will eat the dog

02:11:01

Well hello

02:11:05

Zhenya Nikolay again all from print

02:11:08

bought counterfeit money

02:11:09

Mom you are real real in this house

02:11:13

problems because of Nikolai

02:11:15

Okay Tamara Irina I understand

02:11:18

you're embarrassed but you can do it

02:11:20

take a photo with this pack

02:11:29

I told you he went to Moscow

02:11:32

there are simply better doctors there

02:11:36

filmed some naked stupid

02:11:42

make the nutritionist laugh

02:11:47

stutter something already with whole words

02:11:49

began

02:11:51

No, this project is so standard there

02:11:54

comedians from all over the country come out and make jokes

02:11:57

what were you doing there

02:11:58

I was also joking and quite funny

02:12:04

[music]

02:12:08

[applause]

02:12:12

on TV shows I'm in an advertisement

02:12:14

saw Well Kolya went to Moscow and

02:12:18

said that you will have it on television

02:12:19

I thought I had to go crazy

02:12:21

call

02:12:23

Now I see it was definitely necessary

02:12:28

100 thousand rubles is even serious

02:12:31

Listen, you shot it after all

02:12:40

shown on TV

02:12:44

a courier hit you on a scooter there

02:12:49

Yes Yes

02:12:54

In short, I'm just warning you right away

02:12:57

Hard humor, some may not like it

02:13:00

not a single word to anyone right now

02:13:02

the word mother-in-law was heard

02:13:05

Well everyone let's go what's there

02:13:10

[applause]

02:13:15

IM married

02:13:18

My wife chooses her men

02:13:23

great tasty man but this is not

02:13:25

got in the way and marrying me is funny

02:13:29

[music]

02:13:35

Well because I, as you noticed, Well

02:13:38

a little overweight literally something Not

02:13:42

a bit plump if you compare

02:13:45

We are

02:13:48

it happened that you were making the bed and this

02:13:51

not just a wife's boss

02:13:54

today you sleep alone

02:14:00

Tomorrow

02:14:04

[applause]

02:14:08

dress My wife has one too

02:14:10

her glove

02:14:12

week Yes

02:14:15

Guys, what are you talking about? Well, this is all a joke

02:14:17

funny for the sake of humor Yes of course well My wife

02:14:22

General's daughters Here she is

02:14:29

aboutit

02:14:33

and that's where they are, I lost them

02:14:37

guys It was a joke humor funny joke

02:14:47

and hides the stash in a book

02:14:51

so I need to call the headquarters to go

02:14:53

sit

02:14:55

Do you know which one yet?

02:14:58

Dostoevsky the Idiot

02:15:02

wait a second

02:15:03

I wanted to read something

02:15:08

how many were there

02:15:11

02:15:18

I'm always amazed how every time

02:15:22

Dostoevsky reveals himself to the new

02:15:25

now listen about my mother-in-law already

02:15:29

Let's switch everything, everything is already there

02:15:31

I see, let's turn it off now

02:15:37

Seryozha I don’t think I can

02:15:39

my heart can't stand it at all

02:15:47

I hope I'm just coughing now

02:15:53

she's in a chest somewhere

02:16:13

[music]

02:16:22

[music]

02:16:34

[applause]

02:16:47

such a laugh

02:16:55

no stamp Where is Brekotkin where are you

02:16:58

Of course not, but on the other hand

02:17:01

screws I like

02:17:04

like a guy

02:17:06

what a guy yes

02:17:14

about open

02:17:16

a turtle for someone

02:17:28

Pay attention

02:17:36

[applause]

02:17:37

[music]

02:17:38

[applause]

02:17:49

[music]

02:17:50

[applause]

02:17:55

[music]

02:18:01

[music] [applause]

02:18:07

[music]

02:18:11

blood

02:18:20

[music]

02:18:29

[music]

02:18:39

March 8th March 8th is a wonderful holiday

02:18:43

I want to say a few things about this

02:18:44

words of your thoughts so to speak it will be

02:18:47

quickly, so be patient, friends, everyone

02:18:50

look, it seems to me that every man

02:18:53

at least in our country Well

02:18:55

every man starts at the age when

02:18:57

he is able to survive as a scorcher

02:18:59

Dear Mommy's cutting board like this

02:19:02

phrase after this age everyone

02:19:04

a man hears a knock like this once a year

02:19:07

knock-knock What is this once a year in the world

02:19:12

men comes March 8

02:19:15

he comes the man opens I didn't see

02:19:18

never a single man who would not

02:19:19

opened the door who said they were worried

02:19:21

and all the keys were locked anyway We

02:19:24

opening for someone comes March 8

02:19:26

so-and-so is a big spender for someone

02:19:28

very happy for someone

02:19:30

really desirable for someone Well

02:19:32

you just have to do it like that

02:19:35

and everyone knows that he is in a day

02:19:38

I will definitely leave now I wish

02:19:41

half the men will say I'm crazy

02:19:43

half will say that he is a traitor

02:19:45

I wish this castle would fly away from these

02:19:49

doors and on March 8 could enter our

02:19:52

life whenever he wants

02:19:55

Happy holiday to you dear women

02:19:57

[applause]

02:20:13

they say a woman's beauty is a weapon for

02:20:18

men this fact will become a trap But on

02:20:23

in fact, no one needs her brother, but her

02:20:28

weapon right under your feet

02:20:35

girls

02:20:39

[music]

02:20:59

and he will change the word and pull out his Cupid

02:21:04

treacherous bow

02:21:07

and when they get married his heart will fall on her

02:21:12

right under Kabbalah

02:21:14

And this is how we live our whole lives, making peace and

02:21:18

we quarrel and our tactical secrets and

02:21:22

we give out we don't give up guys we are still

02:21:32

[applause]

02:21:36

Let them count

02:21:38

we feel bad

02:21:42

[applause]

02:21:43

[music]

02:22:08

Happy holiday to our most beautiful

02:22:11

ladies in the world

02:22:13

you have the whole world secretly

02:22:21

churches took part as

02:22:23

gifts to our beautiful home Here they are

02:22:26

the most beautiful men of the East

02:22:29

hemisphere group Leader B

02:22:34

our unique pearls Ksenia Ilana

02:22:40

They are our beautiful diamonds

02:22:44

[applause]

02:22:46

They even nickname the stars in the sky

02:22:50

I'm not so beautiful today because

02:22:53

they are rightfully shackled from these smart ones

02:22:56

kind and strong men

02:22:58

[applause]

02:23:05

And of course in the hall Today we are

02:23:08

charming greenhouse of the most

02:23:10

beautiful women in the world of our women with

02:23:14

Happy holiday dear friends It was a show

02:23:16

Ural dumplings

02:23:17

[applause]

02:23:21

[music]

02:23:28

[applause]

02:23:29

[music]

02:23:33

[applause]

02:23:34

[music]

02:23:36

[applause]

02:23:37

[music]

02:23:39

[applause]

02:23:45

[music]

02:23:47

[applause]

02:23:54

[music]

02:24:22

[music]

02:24:38

[music]

02:25:16

friends We are glad to see you at our new

02:25:19

historical concert called

02:25:22

North ceiling

02:25:25

[applause]

02:25:27

your help and we need two wrote

02:25:32

I see Vladimir is visiting us today

02:25:34

easy Vladimir get up here you B1 you

02:25:39

it will be great with my wife

02:25:41

great Let's applaud

02:25:42

Hello

02:25:44

Hello Vladimir and Marusya Lepkins

02:25:47

Let's applaud again

02:25:50

Well, friends, we have a concert today

02:25:52

historical and therefore we need to

02:25:56

the beginning of our concert at the beginning of our

02:25:58

show to appear on this stage

02:25:59

historical characters So well We

02:26:03

ready We are ready to begin please our

02:26:06

taxi time take your seats

02:26:08

Well, my friends, we are all already in a taxi

02:26:12

so Vladimir accelerate

02:26:17

Here we are accelerating

02:26:21

Vladimir pedal floor

02:26:24

and here is the first first historical

02:26:28

the character appears on our stage and this

02:26:30

Yulia this

02:26:36

with Guzman's name and Salad's last name

02:26:40

a person who can do five things

02:26:42

at the same time, pay attention to how he

02:26:45

now he's standing, breathing, thinking at the same time

02:26:47

blinks and listens as you clap

02:26:51

[music]

02:26:53

precisely during gladiator fights

02:26:55

invented like and dislike by Julius Caesar

02:27:02

Vladimir, drive our car with us too

02:27:05

the next character is Moses

02:27:10

the man who spent the longest

02:27:13

excursion into the world the one who led the Jews out of

02:27:17

Egypt with words, everything is expensive here By the way

02:27:20

this is the first Jew who managed

02:27:23

Make a deal with the sea Moses

02:27:29

and now the man who cut a window in

02:27:32

Europe Peter the Great

02:27:37

the man who founded St. Petersburg Where

02:27:41

Ksenia Sobchak was born Yes, unfortunately not

02:27:44

everything worked out the first time man

02:27:46

who came up with the idea of counting visiting Arabs

02:27:48

in their own numbers, man and cigarettes Peter I

02:27:57

Vladimir I think you will like it now

02:27:58

Because now it appears here

02:28:00

Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin

02:28:05

[applause]

02:28:08

a man who had a nanny until he was 29

02:28:12

we won't have Russian poetry for years Mozilla

02:28:16

walk around my chain for a long time

02:28:18

namesake Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin

02:28:25

and We move on And this is Napoleon

02:28:28

Bonaparte

02:28:32

[applause]

02:28:34

l Moscow for daily rent and then kindly

02:28:38

invited the Russians to Paris in the hope that

02:28:41

they will see him and die, but no such luck

02:28:43

man wearing clothes behind his own

02:28:46

children before ours and the war with Russia for

02:28:49

Turks Napoleon

02:28:53

let's have someone more humane

02:28:55

kinder And this is Charles Darvey

02:28:58

[music]

02:29:03

[applause]

02:29:05

the man who picked up a stick and

02:29:08

convinced everyone that they came from

02:29:11

monkeys today Charles came with his

02:29:14

teddy grandfather

02:29:18

[applause]

02:29:24

[music]

02:29:26

we have Catherine the Second

02:29:31

[applause]

02:29:37

woman in our history

02:29:43

will you be my favorite or will you go knuckle

02:29:47

Well sit sit for now think about it for now

02:29:51

chair

02:29:52

Well, what are we going to do next? And we have

02:29:56

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin appears

02:30:03

the first rapper in Russia because he

02:30:07

shot people street people square

02:30:11

man library

02:30:14

favorite of pigeons and pointing at

02:30:17

administration of the owner of the cottage on

02:30:19

Red Square Vladimir no cars

02:30:27

no stop let's move on And we have

02:30:29

Marilyn Monroe appears

02:30:32

[applause]

02:30:38

there's nothing to say here, nothing to see here

02:30:40

need to

02:30:45

[applause]

02:30:52

[music]

02:30:53

[applause] [music]

02:30:59

Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin

02:31:02

[applause]

02:31:11

the most flown away and the most traveled

02:31:15

cosmonaut Yuri should not be confused with Polina

02:31:18

geese-geese ha-ha-ha

02:31:25

whether

02:31:28

[applause]

02:31:38

here we go

02:31:47

[applause]

02:31:50

[music]

02:32:11

where did you get that kettle?

02:32:14

electric why do you need it already

02:32:17

boiled

02:32:19

[music]

02:32:29

in a very rich family socks around the house

02:32:32

the governor scatters

02:32:35

morning

02:32:38

all tables

02:32:40

we are already here

02:32:44

probably half an hour

02:32:45

[music]

02:32:47

Apparently we will have a late dinner today

02:32:49

my bun has dried up already in my hand I'm going I'm going

02:32:54

us breakfast

02:32:56

[music]

02:32:58

By the time it reaches us it will be too late

02:33:01

you can hire a normal maid

02:33:03

where does Ksyusha’s money come from and all his father’s cape?

02:33:05

throws off I spend some earrings only

02:33:07

what are you doing, are you living?

02:33:09

how many times have I asked her to be fired?

02:33:13

I fired Ksyusha more than once, she forgets

02:33:15

going back to work means salary

02:33:18

Don't pay her for 5 years, I haven't paid her anymore

02:33:22

automatically gets up at 4 am and goes out to

02:33:24

work anyway every day 4am out

02:33:26

home to us Well, reserve to be far away

02:33:30

go next door

02:33:32

really, how much can you torture

02:33:35

she's not suffering, she's enjoying herself

02:33:38

I'm talking to myself

02:33:40

How much can you torture me yesterday?

02:33:42

scrambled eggs in their jacket

02:33:46

You have a growing body. Calcium is

02:33:49

everything useful she had horns last week

02:33:52

stuffed with buckwheat

02:33:54

this is art, where else are you like this?

02:33:57

try buckwheat in every pasta

02:34:00

shove

02:34:04

she sticks this buckwheat everywhere but it's

02:34:06

impossible Do you remember the pose the day before yesterday?

02:34:09

for dinner What happened I will not reproduce capelin

02:34:13

stuffed with buckwheat in pepper sauce and

02:34:16

condensed milk

02:34:17

It’s impossible to eat, well, really She

02:34:21

again in the morning Slava came into my bath and

02:34:24

that you, as you taught, stood without harsh

02:34:26

movements

02:34:27

said he has a weak heart Yes, I just

02:34:31

stood frozen and waited for her to wash me

02:34:39

she doesn't remember me as Boris

02:34:42

calls him Nikolaevich

02:34:48

ad just for that kind of money

02:34:51

no one is ready to cope with such a volume

02:34:53

no one calls

02:34:56

I'm already wondering what we're having for breakfast

02:34:59

breakfast we have yesterday's borscht with buckwheat

02:35:04

I want this buckwheat to wake up on the floor

02:35:08

or maybe it should disappear into borscht

02:35:12

Here, eat borscht, well, whatever else

02:35:18

there is no under-salted salt at all

02:35:22

cutlets

02:35:24

came here

02:35:27

with a stove Why did you come here I say

02:35:31

Well, it's a gas stove, I thought it was like that

02:35:36

walkers are heavy

02:35:39

I lost my glasses, I can’t see anything, oh well

02:35:43

why don't run around with a stove?

02:35:48

and here are my girls

02:35:52

I cooked them in general, but he cutlets

02:35:56

there are some

02:35:58

excellent cutlets, soft spoons to cut

02:36:01

Come on sweet cutlet, I'll try it

02:36:03

delicious too

02:36:12

and you, sit down and eat Znamensk

02:36:15

let's have breakfast together I'm full Chuvash

02:36:18

The meat grinder is broken, I'm still mincing

02:36:20

chewed and ate

02:36:23

I don't see anything here buns buns with

02:36:28

raisins Eat delicious

02:36:35

Eat there was a whale, where did you get this?

02:36:40

electric kettle why do you need it but

02:36:42

has already boiled

02:36:45

the buns are delicious

02:36:52

completely Okay, you're having breakfast and I'm here

02:36:56

until he takes it and wipes it

02:37:01

Ksyusha is calm and my blouse is on the floor

02:37:03

wipes and nothing can be fixed

02:37:06

just accept it as it is Well that's it now

02:37:09

now her Danya

02:37:13

I'll go open it myself

02:37:15

what it is

02:37:24

[music]

02:37:25

advertised it happened

02:37:30

it's okay don't worry I'm here

02:37:33

I'll wipe everything with your blouse

02:37:35

special music

02:37:39

Yes of course I

02:37:42

indoor shoes

02:37:50

Tell me girl what you can do

02:37:57

I'm just used to being washed in the morning

02:38:02

you know you're not very good for us

02:38:04

Of course we were just, yes, we were looking for a woman

02:38:06

This is not the kind of woman we were looking for, you know

02:38:09

in years in years Yes, so breakfasts

02:38:11

she cooked for us and spoiled us with baked goods

02:38:14

different notes and all that

02:38:16

I knew and in the morning I baked rings for you with

02:38:19

the custard is very tasty, that's mine

02:38:21

signature recipe Try now

02:38:30

But come on

02:38:34

this is impossible girl, sorry

02:38:37

lower sugar gluten understand We're used to it

02:38:40

to the right food to original presentation

02:38:43

Here's the product Mikhailovna is pampering us, oh well

02:38:46

you know there's red bunting

02:38:48

very good therefore as if but no Well I

02:38:52

I can pamper you too yes no

02:38:56

no you can't somehow

02:38:59

things are attaching old things I'm doing this

02:39:02

she wanted to throw away the blouse, see how

02:39:04

ok, but I don’t quite understand what’s wrong with me

02:39:07

required Yes

02:39:08

confidentiality lady Mikhailovna

02:39:11

Well done in this regard

02:39:18

It’s just that we don’t need extra ears

02:39:20

The less you know the better you sleep

02:39:27

Yes, that’s why it’s kind of strange

02:39:30

Ksyusha's claim

02:39:32

the girl can sleep with us too. So what?

02:39:37

sleep when you need to snore I mean

02:39:39

Wow, tell me why you

02:39:42

you left your previous home, you know?

02:39:44

found a common language with the owner

02:39:48

there won't be such problems with us

02:39:51

Let me give you an advance payment now

02:39:54

advance

02:40:01

Please

02:40:04

All the best Let's not need anything

02:40:07

Well, why am I not suitable for you over there?

02:40:10

Granny wipes the table with a toilet brush

02:40:13

He's special, he's chlorine

02:40:17

disinfection

02:40:19

so let's take us to school

02:40:21

let's get out everyone so I'm staying

02:40:25

so I'm getting out of here no you

02:40:29

get out and get out of here from here and

02:40:32

I think I've already put everything away like that

02:40:35

stop, you are cleaning and you are leaving

02:40:37

we all went to work all words

02:40:39

let's go to school we're late

02:40:42

the words are not Yes, my number is there in the ad

02:40:46

indicated if yes

02:40:53

Thank you granddaughter helped once again

02:40:56

once

02:40:57

on Here are some rings for you

02:41:03

that I should work for free

02:41:09

[applause]

02:41:14

[music]

02:41:19

[applause]

02:41:21

[music]

02:41:31

I used to have this computer

02:41:34

on your computer on your computer laptop

02:41:38

laptop

02:41:40

[music]

02:41:50

if you put vegetable salad in

02:41:53

refrigerator in the morning it will give you goosebumps

02:41:58

had a good time or what? Well, someone

02:42:03

ok someone or what

02:42:06

waiter Excuse me, the bill can be collected Yes

02:42:09

By the way, take the bill there for another 30 rubles

02:42:12

thanks for tea all the best to everyone

02:42:15

thank you this is tea bring it

02:42:18

understood well

02:42:20

Well, that's half the bill

02:42:24

Well, let's cut it in half, so in short I paid

02:42:28

That means 972 rubles for you. Let me give it to you.

02:42:32

I will translate you will translate Yes you will translate Well

02:42:36

what is it I used to have this one

02:42:38

computer

02:42:39

on your computer

02:42:43

laptop notebook

02:42:45

Now I have a new phone

02:42:59

My taxi will be there now

02:43:02

free wait two minutes

02:43:04

let's do this 8

02:43:08

972 Yes, I remember how much I owe you

02:43:10

remind

02:43:13

Yes, this is not the number 972, I understand So 56

02:43:19

opened the entire application

02:43:26

02:43:28

972 don't rush, if you're in a hurry, wait

02:43:33

972

02:43:35

972 70

02:43:40

Yes no one number 972 973

02:43:56

8 56 8 972 56

02:44:02

Let's do it again in short

02:44:05

plus 7 Why

02:44:11

plus 7 yes just plus 7

02:44:16

just plus 7 as a plus

02:44:20

Well, just press zero

02:44:24

I understand how you can press zero

02:44:27

you can squeeze a thousand

02:44:30

take as much as you want 8 press

02:44:35

02:44:36

15 I’ll immediately press 8 plus 715

02:44:40

Are you stalling for a taxi on purpose?

02:44:43

arrived

02:44:46

already Sorry urgently some stranger

02:44:48

number must be answered

02:44:51

Hello yes I can talk

02:44:55

what are your conditions?

02:45:01

No I need a puppy

02:45:05

seriously I have 60 rubles already waiting All

02:45:08

Goodbye

02:45:10

Damn reset, let's do it again 8 972 56

02:45:15

23.09

02:45:17

so everything yes everything translated everything fine

02:45:22

Konstantin Sergeevich

02:45:25

I mean, you didn’t translate it or something?

02:45:28

if not for you, look Konstantin

02:45:31

Sergeevich Artem are you stupid?

02:45:34

I'm not Konstantin

02:45:37

you probably have the wrong number there

02:45:40

I didn't tell you six at all, you didn't tell me at all

02:45:43

didn't hit any of the numbers

02:45:46

everything was transferred to someone

02:45:55

I transferred money to you there. Don't bother with me.

02:45:58

thank

02:46:00

Transfer them back to me

02:46:09

he probably ran out of money

02:46:11

Now I’ll transfer him a hundred and that’s it

02:46:15

roaming

02:46:16

of course, so I threw him a hundred

02:46:19

I mean, what did you pass on to him so quickly?

02:46:21

already from experience

02:46:26

I transferred a hundred, that's enough for me

02:46:29

thank

02:46:31

just transfer the money back to you

02:46:35

500 rubles transfer everything to the Internet

02:46:38

Let's do it now

02:46:42

what is this a scam what a scam a scam

02:46:47

This is a respected man, even in the bank

02:46:51

Konstantin Sergeevich calls let's

02:46:53

I’ll translate now No, let me translate it myself

02:46:56

please I'm just in a hurry

02:46:57

damn I already have 120 rubles waiting

02:47:00

now it’s your phone that’s dead He

02:47:05

you sat down for a long time yes

02:47:06

Let me give you cash

02:47:09

I mean, did you have cash or something?

02:47:10

all this time

02:47:12

I want You didn’t give it to me right away, I just

02:47:15

I studied and need to learn it easier Come on

02:47:18

give me cash quickly, just here

02:47:21

please, I only have 1000 1000 Well

02:47:25

you have to Give change without change Yes without

02:47:29

surrender I know myself I will be all about you

02:47:32

say that you're a damn miser. Listen, come on.

02:47:35

here the task is 28 rubles, I’ll just give it to you later

02:47:37

I'll give you back 28 rubles somehow. Well, you tell me

02:47:39

you trust of course I trust

02:47:43

and then I’ll give you 972 rubles

02:47:47

Okay, come on, you can give it to me later

02:47:50

972 rubles that's it, come on Dimon, I ran

02:47:52

See you later, give it back Wait with me

02:47:55

phone sat down taxi Call me

02:47:58

Are you serious Well, damn it, come on, come on

02:48:02

Address say Umberto Nobel 7 building 9

02:48:07

building 6/4 Come on, let me drive myself, come on

02:48:12

faster Please

02:48:15

[applause]

02:48:20

Well

02:48:22

blocked everything

02:48:26

you entered the password incorrectly three times

02:48:30

you couldn't ask me for the password So you

02:48:32

I was in a hurry, I didn’t bother to distract you, damn it

02:48:34

just damn everyone look the taxi left with

02:48:36

I was charged 300 rubles for waiting

02:48:38

Thank you very much friend waiter

02:48:41

Here's your tea, thank you. Keep it for yourself.

02:48:44

listen can you call me please

02:48:46

Taxi

02:48:49

just help me please with

02:48:51

application to figure it out for me

02:48:52

new phone

02:48:54

Let me teach you to run

02:49:02

[applause]

02:49:03

[music]

02:49:04

[applause]

02:49:12

[applause]

02:49:15

[music] [applause]

02:49:17

[music]

02:49:23

[applause]

02:49:28

[music]

02:49:38

can only distinguish a hussar from a dragoon

02:49:42

the one who distinguishes DPS from PPS

02:50:18

maybe we can stick this camera on our gloves?

02:50:21

we'll stick it in so he doesn't talk too much and

02:50:23

wait a minute

02:50:26

everything is fine, they took the saber like it was cold

02:50:29

weapon

02:50:34

defend yourself

02:50:39

God bless

02:50:48

Give it to these fools

02:50:51

Do you know this citizen? Yes, I know that.

02:50:54

actor Mukhin, you understand, we have a new one

02:50:58

system

02:50:59

The fact is that we are under the hypnosis of the actor

02:51:01

immerse yourself in the image, you understand it now

02:51:06

[applause]

02:51:08

Davydov Hero of the 12 War

02:51:11

war hero of '12 he is now a hero

02:51:13

Internet

02:51:17

A hussar drives soldiers into Bobik with a saber

02:51:23

inconvenient thing

02:51:26

By the way, where is his saber?

02:51:27

UAZ Well, bring it, sergeant, it’s impossible

02:51:31

she's there up to the handle in the UAZ

02:51:34

needed where needed in Petrov Petrov where

02:51:38

Petrov UAZ that he can’t get out of there

02:51:41

maybe he's ashamed

02:51:44

please let us go, we are filming

02:51:47

Well, understand, we’ll let him go, but will he let him go?

02:51:50

him too Why is he now

02:51:59

what is a friend No this is it

02:52:04

also him so get behind the horse

02:52:07

the hotel was called, can you imagine it's 13

02:52:09

the floor on horseback in the elevator went up to

02:52:11

cargo

02:52:12

Well now you need a cargo after that

02:52:16

how much did Archibalt ship there?

02:52:18

not a single passenger will enter

02:52:22

why did he go to the hotel on horseback? Well

02:52:25

It’s clear why he’s a prostitute

02:52:29

[music]

02:52:41

don't break it please please

02:53:00

[music]

02:53:11

it's just from the image, it's true from the image

02:53:15

you see he is a hero

02:53:18

Brazilian battle understand Davids

02:53:21

he covers the cannon with his body thereby

02:53:23

saves Bagration's life

02:53:30

such a close-up means he's talking

02:53:33

patriotic analogue and here the camera

02:53:35

drives away and through the hole in his chest

02:53:38

Kutuzov's retreating army is visible

02:53:41

after he's in the hotel on

02:53:44

Dagestan wedding said a hole in

02:53:46

his breasts could have been much

02:53:47

earlier

02:53:48

he will not die for you by his own death

02:53:53

up to 30 years old is crap and not a kusar, how old are you?

02:53:57

35 years old

02:54:09

Please take it off

02:54:12

I'll fix everything, I'll pay a fine if necessary

02:54:16

Necessarily

02:54:18

in porfiria sakevich Give it to me please

02:54:22

advance payment from the fee I'm just here you are

02:54:25

what did all this no longer Davydov do?

02:54:27

Mukhin also gets a C for acting

02:54:30

in Shchuka that's what's wrong with him now

02:54:33

02:54:39

Good afternoon

02:54:41

Sorry please wait please

02:54:44

Why do we need him like that?

02:54:47

I need one Sorry dog

02:54:55

Sorry

02:55:00

then we'll reset it to factory settings

02:55:03

he won't be able to speak at all

02:55:18

one more is also important

02:55:39

there will be a sensation right here in the cinema

02:55:43

I don’t know what about the cinema, but

02:55:46

on the Internet it will be a bomb

02:55:51

[music]

02:55:56

[music]

02:56:08

[applause]

02:56:10

[music]

02:56:15

and you know that it’s better to do mischief

02:56:18

unnoticeably because if you do this

02:56:21

In the light of a lantern this is already hooliganism

02:56:24

do what our people did before

02:56:27

it worked out best go where you were going

02:56:33

[music]

02:56:42

Jewish New Year is in September because

02:56:45

that tangerines are cheaper

02:56:48

[music]

02:56:57

Lazarevich Do you know what to do?

02:57:00

better unnoticed because if you

02:57:03

do it By the light of a lantern it's already

02:57:05

hooliganism

02:57:07

do what our people did before

02:57:09

it worked out best go where you were going

02:57:19

I have already arrived where I was going, tell me what you

02:57:23

at least you do this is our work

02:57:24

because you are the only one who will break the lantern

02:57:27

blame the entire Jewish people for this

02:57:29

Let's eliminate this injustice

02:57:31

let the people join, take the stones

02:57:34

leave with me I'm not going to

02:57:36

throw stones at the lantern on which I

02:57:37

chipped in just like you know what

02:57:40

Fima If I knew that then the whole house

02:57:41

the punishment is waived and I wouldn't

02:57:44

invest there and why light for

02:57:46

everyone, this is a punishment for you. What do you have?

02:57:48

rent a room Dracula

02:57:51

very funny you know perfectly well that

02:57:54

after I developed I no longer

02:57:56

I had a drink soon

02:57:59

I'm not happy with this

02:58:02

the lantern shines on my windows brighter than everyone else

02:58:04

light in my apartment

02:58:06

that you do not pay extra for this benefit No

02:58:09

It torments me that every night I lie like

02:58:12

it needs to be simpler

02:58:13

what kind of experience did you have, it doesn’t matter winter

02:58:16

it is transmitted among our people

02:58:17

genetically If you don't stop

02:58:20

I'll throw stones at this lantern

02:58:22

I guarantee you will find yourself interrogated by Dima

02:58:25

in this case you were worried about yourself

02:58:28

Because when I return except the drunks

02:58:31

from the fifth floor you will still have on the second

02:58:34

and they will stop visiting your daughter

02:58:36

potentially suitors

02:58:38

because I have a son Yes, that’s exactly it

02:58:42

I got it because believe me

02:58:44

childhood convict from the second floor of the boy

02:58:46

won't teach you anything good, but I

02:58:48

will try

02:58:50

having just learned all the nuances of your

02:58:53

childhood I became even more confident in

02:58:55

the need for this lantern in our yard

02:58:59

If I were you I wouldn't be so sure because

02:59:01

that I asked all the neighbors and it turned out

02:59:03

that besides me there are still decent ones

02:59:05

dissatisfied

02:59:09

Unfortunately the odds are not in my favor

02:59:11

so I'm forced like a primitive

02:59:13

people decide this issue with stones and

02:59:16

what kind of schedule is there?

02:59:18

50/50 is really not your field

02:59:21

Well, not yours either, but for some reason a flashlight

02:59:25

speaks in your favor. Well, why does he

02:59:27

it just burns on 50/50 nights it burns

02:59:30

about him No

02:59:31

I was very pleased with your logic if

02:59:34

it burned during the day and no at night

02:59:37

he would gladly give in the afternoon if

02:59:40

the sun was shining at night

02:59:42

Please tell me maybe there is

02:59:45

Something like this

02:59:46

what will allow you to change your mind and

02:59:49

go to the side of those who need this lantern

02:59:51

not needed

02:59:52

I'm afraid you don't look like that

02:59:54

you earn

02:59:57

[applause] [music]

02:59:58

[applause]

02:59:59

Good evening dears, how are you doing there?

03:00:02

neighbors think

03:00:05

Good evening Oh, what kind of magic am I?

03:00:10

took off on a day as dark as last Monday

03:00:12

returned as bright as the next Sunday

03:00:15

disappoint me or such administrations

03:00:18

installed a lantern for us at your request

03:00:21

I'll disappoint you, this is the lantern for which

03:00:23

you'll have to pay but that's how they are

03:00:25

a lot of money to keep in

03:00:27

darkness

03:00:30

they think that the flashlight is unnecessary

03:00:33

you have to pay so-so dubious

03:00:40

convenience for the people who need it for sure

03:00:43

belong to the category of people who

03:00:44

believe that convenience should be convenient

03:00:46

everyone

03:00:49

comforts you have to endure

03:00:53

absolutely useless arguments and understood

03:00:56

one thing depends on the fate of this lantern

03:01:05

you have a great offer, you vote

03:01:07

you can pay nothing for this lantern

03:01:10

pay Lenya I have exactly the same

03:01:12

the offer is only more guaranteed

03:01:14

if you don't have a flashlight and don't have to

03:01:16

no one will force you to pay for it

03:01:20

pay for it if suddenly everyone finds out

03:01:22

that for some reason you don’t pay for it but

03:01:24

Believe me, everyone will know when they

03:01:26

the convicts on the second floor will tell you

03:01:29

we have a Poka formation on the second floor

03:01:33

no, but as you can see there are lights around the perimeter

03:01:38

paint this lantern here exclusively

03:01:40

Fima is not necessary for safety

03:01:42

tell exactly the same words

03:01:45

started All restrictions during

03:01:46

pandemic

03:01:51

So, Lenechka, what do you say next? What do you

03:01:54

decided to pay or remain faithful

03:01:56

your beliefs

03:01:58

I think that your contributions are incorrect

03:02:00

did not even understand the essence of my question

03:02:04

it means that I can do anything at all

03:02:05

lose I had a question what can I do

03:02:08

purchase

03:02:09

and I would like that all your further

03:02:12

proposals came from this inviolable

03:02:15

concepts

03:02:17

as a woman I can offer you

03:02:21

Fima woman where should you put it here?

03:02:25

Whatever your proposal

03:02:27

I would like it to be calculated in

03:02:29

money

03:02:31

Lenya, let me try you then

03:02:34

persuade, look at all your windows

03:02:36

they come out the same way on the other side. Well

03:02:38

you should do a free good deed

03:02:41

for people on the other side and this

03:02:43

a free good deed will count towards you

03:02:45

next world

03:02:47

Fine

03:02:49

so that a good deed does not cease to be

03:02:51

kindly, I'll take a little money from you

03:02:54

slightly less

03:02:56

[music]

03:03:03

I don’t wish for health myself and so little

03:03:07

Good evening Dear Of course A little

03:03:09

tenants smaller than me, we are conducting a survey

03:03:14

placed on the back of your

03:03:16

home children's playground and sports

03:03:18

courts for fun, noisy 24/7

03:03:22

playing sports

03:03:25

I'm only interested in free opinions

03:03:27

I'm recording everything, but write down that I am of course

03:03:30

Lead the way, This is our joy especially

03:03:33

if it spills out not under yours

03:03:36

listen to me you are a official

03:03:40

face

03:03:41

I'm not against children as a forced form

03:03:44

human existence

03:03:47

right there under your windows

03:03:51

Well for now the voices

03:03:53

split 50/50

03:04:01

HIV I have an offer for you

03:04:05

Wait Lenya, I'll think about it

03:04:13

means Lonely silent lantern and with

03:04:17

the other side is noisy in the attack of the climbers

03:04:21

on slides kids and teenagers are thicker and

03:04:24

endless round-the-clock washer or

03:04:26

basketball

03:04:31

just now it turned out that

03:04:35

in the next world only the good are counted

03:04:37

free cases

03:04:39

that's why I thought this one was monstrous

03:04:42

the lantern should no longer destroy your

03:04:45

you sleep peacefully in the darkness

03:04:47

I hope you will work now too

03:04:50

over some tests in the next world

03:04:54

And why not make it free?

03:04:57

good deed for little noisy children I

03:05:00

I’m even ready to lie down every night

03:05:02

leave Lenya anticipating that everyone

03:05:05

the weekend will seem like it's yours

03:05:08

the devils have finally come, but for now they're playing

03:05:10

playground

03:05:16

Have a nice weekend Lenya Lazarevich

03:05:20

can you speak to me in Russian in Hebrew?

03:05:22

to say or against of course I'm for Well then

03:05:25

Great then they start building tomorrow

03:05:27

Oh my god, it’s also a construction site oh

03:05:32

Well, we were worried about some lantern

03:05:36

I already like this lantern

03:05:39

with your silence

03:05:42

I have another better suggestion oh

03:05:45

Lenya can’t even be persuaded, and because in

03:05:48

our country, what could be better than

03:05:51

to know that someone has it worse

03:05:55

[music]

03:06:00

[applause]

03:06:03

[music]

03:06:09

Listen to me boy

03:06:12

or maybe it’s better to write down in no case

03:06:16

helmet for suckers everyone should see like

03:06:20

your hair is developing hair

03:06:22

they break and you don't

03:06:26

[music]

03:06:35

pedestrians who previously complained about

03:06:38

cyclists simply did not know that

03:06:41

electric scooters coming soon

03:06:49

forget about humanity and compassion

03:06:52

because you have come to where

03:06:58

it’s the guys who give us the decree, no one

03:07:02

decree that people are for us

03:07:05

Our task is chaotic movement around the city

03:07:08

what purpose without purpose exactly

03:07:11

guys tell me guy why are you

03:07:14

want to become an electric scooter I love

03:07:16

speed and plump teacher

03:07:21

I hate people and you are welcome

03:07:24

hands

03:07:46

teacher if I shoot with one hand

03:07:49

stories I can knock over some grandma

03:07:50

Of course, otherwise what are you going to film about?

03:07:53

stories

03:07:56

Talented guy tell me boy

03:07:59

Where are you from, brother, I’m from Tavda, why don’t you

03:08:02

you ride a scooter there because

03:08:04

us Tavda Here

03:08:06

they went crazy there what do they have

03:08:09

have a head on their shoulders they think about

03:08:11

something or not, wait, well, you can

03:08:13

ride on such a road only in

03:08:15

helmet what

03:08:19

Listen to me boy

03:08:22

Maybe it’s better to write down in no case

03:08:26

helmet for suckers everyone should see like

03:08:30

your hair is breaking your hair

03:08:32

are developing but you are not

03:08:39

Exactly Excellent I need these guys

03:08:53

without socks without compassion and conservation

03:09:18

This is the first time I've seen a horse named

03:09:21

scooter

03:09:23

not about that, have a seat, theoretical

03:09:26

preparation attention to the screen

03:09:29

crossroads man woman grandmother

03:09:32

disabled child who will you hit?

03:09:35

finish the question: who will I kill first?

03:09:38

My God how quickly you are deteriorating

03:09:41

real scooter

03:09:46

God is with us Maybe God is not God is with them

03:09:50

God is our God for everything

03:09:54

[music]

03:09:57

where are you? Well, you've seen it all.

03:10:03

what is this traffic rule

03:10:11

[laughter]

03:10:21

Open page forty already there

03:10:24

Interesting

03:10:27

[music]

03:10:33

[laughter]

03:10:44

[applause]

03:10:48

what do we do now

03:10:52

[music]

03:10:57

[applause] [music]

03:11:02

who is this

03:11:04

This is a mono wheel

03:11:09

we do not have

03:11:13

new teacher

03:11:16

[music]

03:11:19

[applause]

03:11:20

[music]

03:11:25

[applause]

03:11:33

[music]

03:11:37

[applause]

03:11:43

[music]

03:11:56

I say goodbye

03:12:02

slave I say goodbye

03:12:07

from all train stations

03:12:10

[music]

03:12:20

Armenians do not wear black shoes

03:12:23

tinted

03:12:31

Hi Hi

03:12:38

When

03:12:40

Don't you remember me? Of course I remember

03:12:44

I just don't remember when

03:12:47

on Friday at the restaurant

03:12:50

Of course I remember

03:13:22

of course not

03:13:25

Svetlana never

03:13:29

should be like Aphrodite

03:13:39

M come on seriously

03:13:45

Christina Well done, remember

03:13:51

there the car came to unload

03:13:54

nine

03:13:56

drive me away like brothers, but let's not

03:14:00

scratch

03:14:01

Why aren't you in the Mercedes today?

03:14:05

Merce

03:14:06

nine

03:14:08

there are no such things

03:14:11

why does it happen if this is the 9th car in a row

03:14:14

on my farm I call it that

03:14:17

nine

03:14:22

and somewhere it means Friday to a restaurant

03:14:24

Let's go

03:14:26

I think, well, that means I’m offended, what?

03:14:30

it's too early to see such beauty

03:14:33

Say whatever you want

03:14:36

That is, you can’t return it

03:14:40

not too early seriously I brought it like that

03:14:43

I promised I just won't get through to you

03:14:46

I could be here I'm walking past the restaurant and I see you

03:14:48

sitting

03:14:50

don't don't return this wound come on

03:14:54

seriously it's so bad there

03:14:57

no Well, watch this if you're upbringing

03:14:59

your conscience allows you to not

03:15:01

return again if the amount is there

03:15:04

serious just what amount I'm not

03:15:07

brought money

03:15:11

well what did you ask for

03:15:15

Come on

03:15:18

what's right here

03:15:21

what kind of big package is there?

03:15:25

Why is the package a box?

03:15:29

Listen, let's probably let you have it later

03:15:31

reality will remain and what will I take when

03:15:33

you'll have to be there, don't worry, in general

03:15:34

ok ram Are you kidding me or something?

03:15:38

finished now need to think

03:15:41

in short, here you go, I’ve done my part

03:15:46

Let's

03:15:48

see you at the restaurant

03:15:53

what's happening

03:15:58

not ticking and Okay Thank God Hello

03:16:07

Hi, how are you

03:16:10

Fine

03:16:12

Come on

03:16:15

Let's

03:16:18

No I say come on come on Can you hear me

03:16:22

I say come on

03:16:36

and on Friday in a restaurant probably

03:16:39

keep it as promised I already think you don't

03:16:43

you are I you Everything is normal for some reason

03:16:45

not like that Let's sit and talk

03:16:48

we'll talk once to you and me

03:16:50

no need to talk about this anymore

03:16:51

let's pass everything on

03:16:58

03:17:02

this is what's going on Who are these people

03:17:07

don't worry, everything's fine, they brought it to you

03:17:12

Everything is fine

03:17:13

Everything is fine

03:17:16

Russia has completely forgotten

03:17:19

bye Bye

03:17:23

I say goodbye

03:17:29

slave I say goodbye

03:17:33

from all train stations

03:17:38

finally hold everything I ran

03:17:52

on Friday

03:17:59

net

03:18:02

four I don't drive our names are not ourselves

03:18:07

we come very well We all know about

03:18:10

you

03:18:11

passport series 65 08

03:18:14

637 823 INN 65328 4 5 6 SNILS 653 dash

03:18:22

383 dash 425 space 86 correct

03:18:29

I don't remember

03:18:31

a common person

03:18:33

unusual

03:18:35

envelope

03:18:38

opened to No of course

03:18:52

vision problems

03:19:00

what about a flash drive?

03:19:03

what's the password here?

03:19:06

what password

03:19:08

great office great

03:19:13

Can you at least tell me where this excellent one is?

03:19:16

cabinet

03:19:20

gosuslugi.ru congratulations

03:19:22

registered

03:19:30

Are you crazy or something? I thought I

03:19:34

it's all because of this or something, well

03:19:37

it's just people complaining, they're talking about you

03:19:38

It’s difficult to get into government services at all.

03:19:40

impossible, I'm testing a new simplified one

03:19:43

the registration system is simplified

03:19:46

[applause]

03:19:51

I'm still on the tax website

03:19:54

submitted registration

03:19:59

Hello Hello remember me

03:20:02

I don't need your registration, I'll do it

03:20:05

walk everywhere with your feet in all the offices

03:20:07

I see here

03:20:09

you gave me a car yesterday bumper in the parking lot

03:20:12

dented

03:20:14

then write all questions through government services

03:20:18

there I am there

03:20:20

[music]

03:20:30

[applause]

03:20:31

[music]

03:20:40

How are you doing my grandson good Yes

03:20:43

Oh, I made you pancakes

03:20:47

baked borscht and fried compote

03:20:52

[music]

03:21:10

Yes Vitenka Yes grandson And I’m at the notary

03:21:15

the benefit must be certified, how are you doing?

03:21:18

my grandson is good Yes Oh I'll give you some pancakes

03:21:22

cooked

03:21:24

borscht baked oh compote fried Come on

03:21:29

come if it doesn’t work out, what are you doing?

03:21:33

Can't cancel Well, the pool can't

03:21:36

skip Yes no I'm not offended and no

03:21:40

everything is fine, I'm telling you no

03:21:42

I'm offended When you can come then

03:21:44

No, I’m definitely not offended. Everything’s fine.

03:21:51

Hello Hello to you

03:21:54

benefit yes must be certified No Already

03:21:57

As it turns out, the will needs to be redone

03:22:02

meeting Let's see What do you have

03:22:06

here

03:22:07

basically everything was arranged Yes

03:22:11

here take it all away

03:22:13

Clean everything up and write to your granddaughter

03:22:17

that's how I look

03:22:20

nothing for grandson Yes, but you can have him there

03:22:23

take something away

03:22:25

my granddaughter you know how good she is

03:22:29

won't say a bad word agrees with

03:22:33

everything is listening to me, everything is ready, everything is ready

03:22:36

granddaughter

03:22:39

Hello

03:22:40

yes Vitenka check for a long time

03:22:44

you'll come And I've drained the pool for the winter Oh me

03:22:50

then I’ll make you even more pancakes and

03:22:53

I'll fry some borscht Yes, come Yes, that's it

03:22:58

the will needs to be redone

03:23:00

now, like now, let’s do everything for the grandson

03:23:05

granddaughter doesn't need anything

03:23:08

great you won't have a bad word to say

03:23:13

she's still three years old

03:23:17

My grandson is always wonderful

03:23:19

visits when my heart skips a beat

03:23:23

arrives immediately with things

03:23:25

came once with my father

03:23:41

Hello

03:23:43

yes Vitenka has already arrived and that A

03:23:48

I tried the pancakes, I left and what did I use?

03:23:52

ambulance

03:23:54

but I tried it in a frying pan no but

03:23:57

drank compote against me

03:24:00

That bastard hung up on you so you could

03:24:04

failed

03:24:07

As far as I understand, we will redo the will Yes

03:24:10

everything is for my granddaughter. She never gives me any trouble.

03:24:14

it was not the granddaughter who delivered the gold

03:24:17

Hello

03:24:21

My daughter calls that you will bring your granddaughter to everything

03:24:26

summer and autumn and winter

03:24:33

good thing it's still English

03:25:09

Yes now who?

03:25:12

on the cat

03:25:17

but we can’t register for animals

03:25:19

will That's why I and we no longer

03:25:22

I can do it

03:25:26

03:25:28

yes yes Kolenka's son-in-law is calling what he did

03:25:32

reroofed the dacha Oh well done

03:25:35

I set up a greenhouse and dug up the beds

03:25:38

some kind of well I have a golden son-in-law

03:25:42

you are my joy, yes, good girl, that's all for now

03:25:46

hugs hugs

03:25:52

As I understand it, we write everything to take Yes

03:25:54

go to hell you idiot

03:26:01

and when

03:26:03

he did so much good for you

03:26:06

I didn’t wish you Happy Mother’s Day last year

03:26:09

you see the car hit him

03:26:12

he was in the hospital, the car was not for him

03:26:17

my finger broke my spine

03:26:19

you can call

03:26:21

Now he's showing off, he's over 70

03:26:24

kilometers in a wheelchair to his greenhouse he

03:26:27

blocking idiot

03:26:31

mine for housing and communal services

03:26:33

Let him ride his cart and think 10

03:26:36

take millions

03:26:45

Let's wait, maybe someone else

03:26:47

Call

03:26:49

cat or what?

03:26:51

Are you sane, like a notary?

03:26:54

03:26:55

it might call me when I'm leaving

03:26:57

I take his phone from him

03:27:00

so that he doesn’t waste minutes on his

03:27:03

phone call cat So okay let's

03:27:06

We arrange everything in the name of the cat, you are even more so with us

03:27:08

This is not the first time we have a lot here

03:27:10

different officials enter and formalize everything

03:27:13

for dogs, for geese, for chickens, even for a hamster

03:27:16

formalized Yes, so let's formalize

03:27:19

So we read, I am Tamara Fedorovna

03:27:28

yarn glass glass

03:27:32

radio receiver three program and 16

03:27:37

apartments on Kutuzovsky Prospekt

03:27:41

Yes

03:27:44

and he’s a little 16 apartments, then he’s not like that

03:27:48

he's a prankster, he'll ruin them in a week

03:27:52

where are you from 16 apartments Agata to me from

03:27:55

got the previous cat

03:27:58

and his mistress bequeathed them to him too

03:28:02

grandmother

03:28:04

Okay, okay, sign here

03:28:06

here here here

03:28:10

you know what I thought

03:28:12

this is how sad it turns out

03:28:17

but all you need is

03:28:20

visit your grandparents more often

03:28:23

dads and moms and give them a little more

03:28:26

attention Maybe then there’s no need

03:28:30

they will arrange everything for the cat

03:28:34

[music]

03:28:41

That's what you said well, that daughter. And you have

03:28:45

what is the surname Ivanov do I need a will

03:28:49

redo it, write everything to Ivanova and not

03:28:52

I bet we even register everything in Ivanov’s name

03:28:54

How kind, smart and honest you are

03:28:58

insightful person daughter Thank you

03:29:01

you don't have enough of those now. Thank you

03:29:04

huge books bow to the ground Sunshine

03:29:07

you Thank you everything everything come on Grandma

03:29:12

you have to pay 5,000

03:29:15

and you know what the creature

03:29:18

return everything to the cat

03:29:21

[applause]

03:29:23

[music]

03:29:25

[applause]

03:29:28

[music]

03:29:29

[applause]

03:29:34

[music]

03:29:46

[applause]

03:29:49

[music]

03:29:59

[music]

03:30:16

dear friends, the concert ends

03:30:18

called World Then and what

03:30:21

I would like to say about this there is

03:30:24

such an expression never delays

03:30:26

tomorrow what can I do today

03:30:28

seems to be a completely wrong expression

03:30:31

invented by workaholics, fussy hurry-ups

03:30:34

people absolutely because it's not well

03:30:37

so you can live with such a motto at all

03:30:39

only Russian I think they answered

03:30:42

this is the only word then then and

03:30:45

Now we are balancing between

03:30:47

good and evil, this is what you understand between

03:30:50

bustle and peace so let's have more

03:30:52

we'll hold out for a while if

03:30:54

will someday happen when a disaster

03:30:57

lets go And it will happen later

03:30:58

[applause]

03:31:00

[music]

03:31:07

As it happens here in Russia

03:31:10

if you do something ask but do it

03:31:15

I don't feel like it today

03:31:18

people's magic word

03:31:20

[music]

03:31:22

grown up guys

03:31:27

the best words in the world I didn’t do anything and sent but

03:31:32

didn't seem to offend

03:31:36

Just tell me later

03:31:38

[music]

03:31:41

tail and any question will be resolved by itself

03:31:46

if you say later then and questions

03:31:55

[music]

03:32:01

around the world as actively as possible

03:32:06

became ours then worldwide for later

03:32:10

All the sanctions are a bug and then they will completely forget

03:32:16

it will not be rude in all countries

03:32:20

[music]

03:32:24

Just tell me later

03:32:28

lies Plastov's peephole or any question

03:32:32

decide for yourself if you say later

03:32:38

once anyone decides for himself then later

03:32:44

what is the moral of this pension of ours?

03:32:48

certainly interesting

03:32:51

TV viewers are of course the same

03:32:56

we will tell you but only a little later

03:33:01

[music]

03:33:05

we'll tell you later

03:33:08

[music]

03:33:18

[music]

03:33:26

today's historic concert as

03:33:28

historically have already been on vacation

03:33:31

enjoyed the creativity of our beautiful

03:33:33

spectators in the hall

03:33:35

[applause]

03:33:37

our musicians seemed like they were resting

03:33:40

But in reality they were the only ones who worked

03:33:42

liverband

03:33:47

Well, just like historically for a long time

03:33:49

it turned out they pretended to work for

03:33:52

It’s really unclear what people were doing

03:33:54

standing on this stage and specifically this

03:33:56

what to say Dima Okay then

03:34:05

lie

03:34:10

by itself if you say flow

03:34:15

[music]

03:34:16

lies behind itself

03:34:20

[applause]

03:34:24

[music]

03:34:32

[applause]

03:34:33

[music]

03:34:40

[applause]

03:34:41

[music]

03:34:43

[applause]

03:34:44

[music]

03:34:51

[applause]

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