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уральские пельмени новое

ксения корнева

дмитрий брекоткин

вячеслав мясников

дмитрий соколов

сергей рожков

уральские пельмени новое 2021

гидом буду уральские пельмени

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he

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[music]

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and

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[music]

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[applause]

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well, friends, we are glad to

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welcome you to our new

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tourist concert and I will, we all

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traveled, some more, some

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less, depending on the area of our

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apartments, after

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all, we spent all the time in Russia

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we vacationed here, which we are very happy about, but I have a question for you:

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maybe someone has

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traveled somewhere, someone who hasn’t lived abroad,

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there are such people, it’s not bad, maybe

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someone has been to Turkey, have you been to

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Turkey, or maybe I ask you so, friends,

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let's have your applause

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perfectly

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transcend what's your name Larisa Larisa

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you can't hear well can I ask you to

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go backstage now we'll put

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a microphone on her and continue to sleep while

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Pavla the hero Larisa

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[music]

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is cooking help us watch since you

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were in Turkey we want to ask you

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to be our guide, okay agreed,

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can we please give props for our

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new guide and Larisa, look this is

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a megaphone this is a megaphone you will need to

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speak to him it doesn’t work the phrase is

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very simple for you I you will need to say

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the phrase guys I

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remember they said this phrase then

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it will be difficult to imagine that you were

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speaking with

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a megaphone and you are friends, we applaud and with

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your thumbs up we begin our new

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concert guide in the morning

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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shoulder flexible where is your promised guide not

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standing behind me girl stand, well, here’s a

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girl,

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yes no, we had to say into the megaphone,

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guys, it’s me, guys, it’s me, the

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megaphone should work, well, it doesn’t

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work, oh, some guy doesn’t

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work, the connector doesn’t work anymore, they don’t work

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for battle, she just doesn’t have a megaphone

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it’s working, you agreed with you, yes,

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you will be our guide, we’ll organize everything now,

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so why 500

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rubles for

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spoiled stuff, boring, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

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Saturdays are a bit royal

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then without giving 500 rubles dimon come on,

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now instead of me you’ll send it off and

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then I’ll transfer it to your card,

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okay, then for years on the card they’ll transfer it

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to the auto trans, they just took it, not if my

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Scott rules, thousands of rubles were transferred to your card,

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500 I need to get it,

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turn away, it’s

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not all right, I didn’t get everything hazelnuts

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here with you

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girl here's the money we promised you, take

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for the excursion piece by piece love everything means

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we're all starting the excursion yes everything is

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correct excursion below us

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[music]

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girl tell me is it true that Istanbul

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used to be called Constantinople in honor of the

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Emperor Constantine the Great and it

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was the largest city in the Mediterranean

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and then it conquered by the Ottoman Turks and

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made it their capital and named Istanbul,

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which means the city of Islam

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before

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[music]

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tell me, is it true that the

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tribes of the ancient Slavs tried to take it several times, but in

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some mystical way a

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hurricane came and carried their ships far from

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the coast until they

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carry it like this it’s interesting you tell

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the whole truth that this is the great Turkish

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mosque of Sharm el-Sheikh and

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find friends how wide they already see in

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general on git and know better

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wait wait for me a question girl

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I have a question about the border because they

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sunbathed there to keep the tan I’ll show you

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girl tell me we better how is the

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Turkish man tell us the hot

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spots where the rich and beautiful hang out

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madhouse where we can fluff the film

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to catch your publin so to speak

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[laughter]

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return the money

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please tell us what is this this is this

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ancient acropolis oh well how

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ancient is the

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sixth century oh well we all have Uralmash 6

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bits and the bass is working hard

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[music]

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but [music]

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thank you very much Larisa and I understand

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why the excursion is not working out for you

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because you didn’t have an excursion

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tablet, so I’ll give you

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a tablet now and now everything will work out, I’m sure the

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excursions will sparkle with new ones colors

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wait with the tablet hydrate I don’t

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know at all what it is read this show

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Ural

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[applause]

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[music] [

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applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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so maybe we won’t sell it, we’ll

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supply it, it would be as expensive as a bottle of

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good stuff cognac and sixty years later,

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our grandchildren will then sell it for a

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bottle of regular conica

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[music] the

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woman driving is like a monkey with a grenade,

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the woman on the ship is unfortunate, so

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many have to go to work at school

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al-valida dana, too, hello, listening to

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you, Luka also works in a car service center

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asus, or maybe he gave tribute to the car in a couple of

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hours, started playing tricks, broke it right away,

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didn’t break anything, scratched the door

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a little bit,

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and the banker, well, like the roof, you have to cut it off a

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little bit, a

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miracle, there’s something and you can’t

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help, say so

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[ music]

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hello hello my most beloved dear the

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kindest understanding man in the world

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looking you haven’t run out

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you won’t throw

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something or maybe we’ll drink at

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four o’clock in the afternoon

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why days 4 o’clock in the evening 4 o’clock in the

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afternoon

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documents where are the documents tribute why are you going to

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divorce me

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document x-ray

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why are you given yours, here they are, here they are,

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here they are, like this, why do you need our

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Ksyusha on our Korita, a buyer was found, pretend

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to be the day, some Arab sheikh

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called, will he come, will he pick it up for

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a penny, they will introduce him, introducing himself as not for

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a penny, he gives the full price for it,

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like for a new hairstyle, this the collector is

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just lucky that we have a certain one in

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perfect condition

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and

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what’s wrong there is that there are

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handles there they are also handles on the sharpener and the steering wheel

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I touch it all the time and Hyundai on the

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contrary gives a gloss of antiquity so

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you understand this is a collector to him it’s

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on the contrary important we this

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We’ll sell one old one and two new coupes, we

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’ll take an SUV, and you’ll get a red vacation,

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just like you wanted,

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with

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yes, you deserve the handbag, you’ve been driving our wrecked car for five years,

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carefully, not a single

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scratch,

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change to a new car, these

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seriously share, wait, so if I’m going to pick

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it up from so far away, maybe we won’t

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sell it, we’ll put it up, it would go up

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in price like a bottle of good cognac,

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or in sixty years our grandchildren will

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then sell it for a bottle of regular

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cognac,

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first and 25 years, and now you have to throw it off,

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danichka, but wait, well, like us, it’s so

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simple, but think for yourself you’re a patriot,

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you hung the flag on your balcony, the

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Russian flag hung there on the back in

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secret, it’s written in Berlin with a guy,

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you got into a fight with a rainbow ice cream who

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just bought our Russian Orthodox beha

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ar-rabbu to someone, you’ll give the

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child away mistakes games and you just washed this flag I hung it

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on the balcony to dry, well,

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what’s written on the back of me in Berlin is that

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this is my dream, I want to travel

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Ksyushka, but this neighbor who,

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while I was in line in the forest,

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took the last ice cream with a rainbow, it’s his own

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fault, you understand, come on,

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come on I myself, for many reasons, come on, I’m a fan, since it’s

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mine, so that without divorce,

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just for sale, and where’s the bucket, let’s wash it tomorrow, I do

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n’t want it until they fly, it’s just a

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transfer from the emirates to Berlin,

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and

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asos.com itself,

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and

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you won’t get sick,

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I’m telling you these are scammers, I saw them

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near the hookah, these are not scammers, these are bastards,

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but seriously, you noticed it well,

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Mr. Sheikh greets you, he

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says that the most important thing for him is an

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honest deal, the previous seller

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who behaved dishonestly had to

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cut off his head

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right at the waist,

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we are all honestly serious everything is

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fair there are two jocks in the car there is a

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trunk that doesn’t close well the fender is scratched

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but obviously Ponyville didn’t

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indicate so the car is in perfect condition

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Ksyusha will confirm Yaga confirmed that the

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car is in perfect condition Danya the

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car knows that it is but the car that

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yours stole in the morning the car was

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stolen I gave it away solo open they gave away

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how noticeable you were the window

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opens like this when they climbed in

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you ran out of cheese

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thoughts he slipped to put in the

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car I’ll jump and drive away and

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you remembered his face I didn’t remember his face he was

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very small he was missing legs

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he lay down like that on the pedal chair then and

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I just managed to notice his hands were small,

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like a doll’s, and that’s it, and he left without

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while she was

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like they sold the car, bought a new damn thing,

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I don’t know how this is censored to translate,

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don’t you think that your wife is lying a little to the

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city defense

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about this, damn it, it’s an hour like the arrows of

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animals they banned all the watches there, dwarfs

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and midgets and some giants of Africa

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rivers until

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Mr. Sheikh can find your car via

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satellite

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Mr. has his own personal

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satellite if you allow yes yes yes

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let's just kernels beige beige abraha

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851 supposedly

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look search went search went to

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this moment, we've spotted your car,

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your car is in your yard,

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you can get a

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little closer, get a little closer, and a little more

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get closer, just like that,

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thank you, dear guests,

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look, we're bread and salt for them, they've ruined our car

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, do you even have a conscience or not?

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yes, this is a satellite, the

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damage is insignificant

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there, it turns out that the deal is valid, you are a

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young woman, then of course,

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make it according to the shape of

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the area with sgukha

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ah ah ken karma has been

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crumpled

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porridge flatbread

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please and

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Mr. 6 says that Russian men are

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tyrants if they allow everyone to offend

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women because some cars and Mr.

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Sheikh invites you to go with him

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to his home, he has a lot of

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different cars in his garage and you will never be

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deprived of male attention and Mr.

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Sheikh invites you to become his 13 wife,

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so give a 16 we are here for three days

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[ music]

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that something Babu Surmansky think that

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with us Russian women you can buy

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your sports cars for the gym, your golden

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locks,

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yes, we quarrel with him like a cat and a dog,

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but we love each other like swans and

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now he will come and I’ll tell him everything as per the

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spirit and he won’t lay a finger on me

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because he loves me

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danchik, repeat, put it in general,

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this morning I a little bit, you smashed your cars very

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badly into the trash,

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I’ll collect it and we’ll fly away right now

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[ applause]

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[music]

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can I have more flyers for the tariff, it's a disgrace,

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everyone heard

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why it wasn't my decision

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[music]

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one boy bought the last smartphone with

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money from the penultimate kidney,

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this is a cellular phone store or three then

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go through or you know, I'm not

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entirely satisfied with my tariff and what is it

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by the way, you’re some kind of incomprehensible,

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vague phone number, let’s sort it out, please,

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yesterday they wrote off 1000 rubles from me for no reason,

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come here, they didn’t

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write off, they temporarily blocked you for a hundred

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years,

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you’ve already been connected to the option to care about the future

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in two thousand one hundred in the twentieth year and to

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lubricate you with 1000 rubles, I counted on

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this, it’s not a concern to have everyone that

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no, it’s not a concern for the future, it’s robbery in the

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present,

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I have the option for abroad more often connected, but

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Finland deducted 10,000 from me, wait,

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where did they get that Finland is beyond

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our borders the director is a monarchist, he still

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doesn’t recognize the separation of Finland from the Russian Empire, so

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then turn on the option for me as a house, it’s

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tough, this conversation is two and a half

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pounds, what crap, or that it’s like the

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director’s house, he lives in London,

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you can just offer me some kind of

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normal threads I can chew now

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Dmitry

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can I have more flyers for the tariff disgrace

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everything was heard

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what it was not my decision

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even

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please tell me what kind of tariff this is

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disgrace A3 disgrace good tariff such a

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minute of conversation 10 kopecks

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free internet

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incoming calls are free already everything is

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free why then it’s a disgrace,

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you know, you can connect only

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for such a pink phone to be

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and take a

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bunch of

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nothing to the sea I won’t find you freaks I’m the

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same buyer that I’m honestly a community of will you wo

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n’t find we changed the city gaga

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the name I

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’m doing in China glad that you’re doing and the

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generic ones you imagine connected I think

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the tariff is nice, so they wrote me off for August

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300,000, don’t shout, let’s

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figure out what you are, well,

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why did you press eight, well, well,

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it’s written in the contract in black and white,

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every time you press eight

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minus 500 rubles,

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it’s not written how It’s not written, I always found a girl with

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me, well,

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look how carelessly you wear it, well,

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here it’s written, they live, you see, it’s the

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same. like this . but you listen,

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look, well, some kind of .

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this one is nowhere. you will and

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look at

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three more paragraphs

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because it’s usually a small

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meeting,

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you know, it seems to me that a little more and fast food

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will finally kill digital technology is the

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power in this matter, yes, look at his window,

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two hefty

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foam hot dogs are sweeping your phone, my

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mother has already grown up,

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wait, what? for the idiot and Kulikov's

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cheeks, first deal with me and

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put on foam rubber there are not many clients,

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but he offers a tariff which is called

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without fawn especially for such

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men, as if an impressive report for the prices

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is this what you are, well, just a minute, 200 rubles is

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understandably a little expensive, but this is for the first time

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look 5 the thing is that in this tariff

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there is an option if you have in your trifon

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book I am all some woman’s name according to the

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tariff immediately and

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the name is added to the middle name of the word icon

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can I please at you and then with

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your decision then in the phone this is

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Olga or yes, who will work there, well,

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of course, in a cat suit, of course,

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look, we add 2 points Olya became

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Olga Petrovna lumber,

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by the way, also for the OSCE, vitiligo is added to the avatar

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30 kilograms and 40 years

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[music] a

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wonderful tariff is the

00:21:46

last one that the fatherland

00:21:49

of cinema loves 3 Musketeers d'Artagnan

00:21:51

to find out

00:21:52

very much flexible system one for all and all

00:21:56

for one

00:21:58

the tariff works in the form in Burgundy

00:22:01

Normandy champagne or Provence

00:22:04

costs how much it costs for you this is too

00:22:07

much for the Comte de la Fere too little

00:22:16

everything I can’t do here anymore nothing

00:22:19

works and it’s

00:22:20

not clogged this is not yours just stand there,

00:22:23

what can you do, I don’t know, I

00:22:25

spent half my life in these racial suits, the main thing is

00:22:28

I had a poultry farm near the prison, I advertised a

00:22:31

rooster costume,

00:22:35

profile, why did you have a big fight, a little bit,

00:22:37

and how much, didn’t say anything at all, just

00:22:39

offered a tariff, combined for free,

00:22:45

thread, what kind of tariff is this,

00:22:48

free status good tariff 100 hours on the

00:22:50

phone for free until

00:22:52

some kind of pitfall so

00:22:54

no pitfalls look here

00:22:56

100 hours on the phone for free just the

00:22:58

main channel is

00:22:59

already working and the duadi has a strong function

00:23:03

no pitfalls which are under attack all

00:23:05

night your time just can’t be offered to me

00:23:07

so I suggested they resist

00:23:09

I have here, let’s celebrate here in between

00:23:14

and

00:23:16

this is your holiday before some started, but

00:23:19

no, the Brazilian tariff has run out,

00:23:21

you started 100 hours with the phone

00:23:25

for free here in this phone

00:23:33

[applause]

00:23:35

[music]

00:23:40

[applause]

00:23:41

[music]

00:23:42

[applause]

00:23:44

[music] [applause]

00:23:53

Mukhamedyarov just stand silently and

00:23:55

stare at all the surrounding swimsuits, yes,

00:23:59

I’m not at everything while he’s in green,

00:24:04

God, what did you find in her Mukhamedyarov

00:24:07

is not shawarma

00:24:11

[music]

00:24:25

so the song is about life,

00:24:27

the song is based on real events

00:24:30

[music] it’s

00:24:32

cramped in a city apartment, everyone

00:24:35

has known this for a long time. I decided to buy a dacha to

00:24:39

live there for six months. I took a small plot

00:24:43

between the forest and the river, but in order for everything to be

00:24:46

built according to the mind, I have to build the bathhouse myself, build

00:24:51

luck for a whole year, I’ve already had a

00:24:54

little bit left there and I’ll be able to rest for

00:24:57

an hour, I’ll put up a greenhouse and

00:25:00

straighten the fence a little, I’ll plant a few bushes and I’ll be able to relax. The

00:25:05

new year is in full swing with work, I made a new

00:25:09

gate personally, I smoked a well, I smoked it personally, then

00:25:12

I died and finally put things in order among the flower beds,

00:25:17

I finished everything and then

00:25:19

I wanted to make a pond,

00:25:24

good luck of the year three already I’ll go and dig up the pond

00:25:27

a little bit and I’ll be able to rest and

00:25:31

solve the problem and the bolts and slopes I’ll

00:25:34

straighten the trust a little bit and I’ll be able to

00:25:37

rest a

00:25:40

little still the price has risen be seen on a pan the

00:25:43

ebru has become higher

00:25:45

than Elbrus I lost on the

00:25:49

fourth I'm tired for a year, but it will be easier for me as

00:25:51

friends; my sons are growing up;

00:25:57

failure; 8 years of souls and the USA; what's

00:25:59

left there is a little bit and you can

00:26:02

rest? We're building a bathhouse; we're building a dacha; 8 years of

00:26:06

souls and the USA;

00:26:14

build a bathhouse endlessly on the faith that

00:26:16

a little bit and the grandchildren will be able to relax

00:26:23

[music] it

00:26:26

was interesting to go I listened to the song because it’s not just

00:26:30

me and I live like this, we live in the whole

00:26:33

country

00:26:34

until

00:26:36

[applause]

00:26:40

5 30 years already eat atid every year and just a little

00:26:43

bit and you can more

00:26:45

however hair

00:26:48

from the ruins which three citrates are already decided only on the

00:26:50

computer year we are almost almost almost impossible in

00:26:52

the background

00:26:54

[music]

00:26:58

and the

00:27:01

comparator is gone

00:27:03

[music]

00:27:12

thank you

00:27:17

[music]

00:27:18

[applause]

00:27:19

[music] a

00:27:28

soldier on the beach sunbathes left to right

00:27:31

and around and

00:27:34

ask, let me contact you, but

00:27:37

of course Frolov you have questions,

00:27:40

you can’t just

00:27:43

stand silently like Mukhamedyarov and stare at all the surrounding

00:27:46

swimsuits, yes,

00:27:47

you don’t look at everything while he’s in green,

00:27:52

God, what did you find in her, Mukhamedyarov,

00:27:56

shawarma,

00:28:00

okay, as they say, how do you drown like that? and

00:28:04

you’ll gobble it up, don’t worry, maybe by the

00:28:06

evening you’ll each have shawarma, it’s just like

00:28:09

that, comrade warrant officer, that’s how you’ll

00:28:13

earn thousands from each, get 100

00:28:15

rubles,

00:28:16

it’s somehow dishonest,

00:28:18

dishonest Frolov, this is when I order,

00:28:21

just do it

00:28:23

as always with flies of the yara,

00:28:26

okay, so- let's make the amendments, everyone should

00:28:29

look good and it's time to launch our

00:28:32

business machine on

00:28:34

citizens having a rest, let's

00:28:37

approach, don't be shy fotos polite

00:28:40

people,

00:28:42

rubles for polite people, approach that

00:28:46

is, the abyss, what are those nada formulas, too,

00:28:47

speculation,

00:28:49

don't confuse speculation with patriotic

00:28:53

agitation, just a little remunerative

00:28:58

lotus, polite people, your right schik, why

00:29:01

should you wave, it’s not our territory, are

00:29:05

you an idiot, I just defrosted it or something,

00:29:09

it’s the same as ours than I haven’t watched the film,

00:29:12

well, you’re stupid Mukhamedyarov san is stupid and he’s

00:29:15

getting dumber and the dead end itself is more polite, we’re

00:29:19

polite today, don’t forget

00:29:22

you’re not smart and

00:29:26

you’re stupid so is this the word

00:29:29

please

00:29:32

quote from Mukhamedyarov the name you put in this is not

00:29:35

our territory there is patrolling a patrol

00:29:37

tracker oh you yes you what I want you

00:29:41

were silent before here you have good luck day at Capricorn

00:29:45

not what we lost where we

00:29:48

should not have quickly some versions are

00:29:50

inadequate well -ka Frolov, come on, you seem to be

00:29:52

more complete,

00:29:53

what are we looking for, maybe we’re looking for flip-flops here, you can

00:29:58

find black flip-flops on the beach, too, ensign

00:30:02

whip, here it came off here, here’s

00:30:04

the heel stop the and here you know

00:30:06

something the dog chewed to play the dog,

00:30:10

what’s the difference you even see did you believe

00:30:12

the idiot or something of the

00:30:15

leaders but the cats are doing this here we

00:30:18

came to the beach to wet our feet because it’s

00:30:22

hot

00:30:24

let us wet our feet

00:30:27

mukhamedyarov now if the general finds out

00:30:30

that we are not patrolling our territory

00:30:31

so he’s calling us all without leaving our feet

00:30:34

help them

00:30:37

wet everyone let’s smile It’s more fun

00:30:40

until our photo studio is closed, don’t

00:30:43

blink, just okay, citizens,

00:30:46

vacationers, come up loud, women, explosion,

00:30:49

package, everyone blinked, they don’t

00:30:53

[music]

00:31:05

what are you doing, and

00:31:08

we’re so general, flip flops, we’re looking for

00:31:13

hats like these for

00:31:15

enemies, and the black one, this strap

00:31:19

came off and the heel became toned on the other

00:31:22

leg the dog bit wow, is that

00:31:26

right comrade general take the

00:31:29

sentence in the afternoon, well done, keep it up, but I

00:31:33

lost my flip flops

00:31:35

for sure, no, we’ll

00:31:39

find the taiga, but you don’t take care of those who were in the

00:31:41

second company, we found them and we’ll find your belt loops,

00:31:44

too,

00:31:46

everything is open;

00:31:48

difficult tasks are set before us by

00:31:51

evolution

00:31:55

who - someone is plowing the expanses of space and

00:31:58

plowing the expanses of the ocean and we are

00:32:02

looking for flip flops and

00:32:05

if each of you finds at least

00:32:08

one hat we both and the whole world like this

00:32:12

forward

00:32:15

1000 you will become bacon flashed running march to

00:32:18

Frolovskoe stay this time genero in

00:32:21

case suddenly these mistakes will

00:32:23

run past, we will detain them

00:32:26

where on the right, thank you, that is, the general is glad to

00:32:29

try, they are rewarded, but those

00:32:32

churchkhelas, so

00:32:34

they are in no hurry, you won’t eat the thread, otherwise

00:32:39

you will be like a firecracker, pictures

00:32:43

so look and then my wife you know

00:32:48

how something black thread and the balukh all the

00:32:52

practitioner on the ceiling

00:32:54

understood that is, the general

00:32:59

upset the school at

00:33:01

this Antares general

00:33:05

thank you I didn’t expect my favorite garnets

00:33:08

turn with a thread there don’t teach a scientist

00:33:14

[music]

00:33:19

[applause] [music]

00:33:26

[applause]

00:33:27

[music]

00:33:32

who has acne at the price of Andrianov heard

00:33:35

your voice is me and by chance Perry

00:33:40

shouted even tea and

00:33:43

corn sellers if you want the corn is

00:33:48

gone then you want to offer us don’t be

00:33:52

shy comrade ensign

00:33:55

photo with polite people oh yes you are a romantic

00:33:59

rubles

00:34:02

this is a miracle speculation that is the right to

00:34:06

live I won’t eat regulation agate costs

00:34:08

me in my own words in my ears

00:34:11

the photo will of course be a can dream for everything it

00:34:14

will be right now everything will be that

00:34:20

is, side effects

00:34:22

do not keep the faith I

00:34:25

want something else you miraculously assembled a stator to

00:34:29

spank java games

00:34:32

or you are wearing a truck hat that I turned over

00:34:36

or maybe you have visited Santa Claus

00:34:38

every year since childhood spankings are against and

00:34:40

your letters finally reached him

00:34:43

on all three points,

00:34:45

okay no, he’s a freak and 0 but this is not a

00:34:49

freak, then comrade ensign

00:34:52

he stole the ksenia dream we can we have an ensign on him, are

00:35:01

you stealing flip flops on the beach,

00:35:05

not everything is not Andreevna this is if To be

00:35:08

honest, the task is

00:35:10

secret, I can absolutely tell you in your ear

00:35:18

if you wait, yes yes yes yes, a

00:35:22

secret task from the Ministry of

00:35:24

Defense of Health is entrusted with

00:35:28

processing spankings of the civilian population,

00:35:30

well, of course, I immediately remembered about you,

00:35:34

your girls and your common lower

00:35:36

limb, not Andrevna, she helped

00:35:39

me, I wonder where he will express the

00:35:41

leaders for

00:35:44

a minute all slowly sedum comrades

00:35:47

soldiers it just so happens that today

00:35:50

is a bad day for the Capricorns

00:35:53

our business we are winding down the patrol

00:35:56

goes into retreat behind me two

00:35:58

march

00:36:00

thinks the girls will run away

00:36:04

to the start attention

00:36:06

front

00:36:10

left how to get

00:36:13

[applause]

00:36:18

[music]

00:36:20

[applause] [ music]

00:36:29

[applause]

00:36:33

thank you for your service

00:36:38

[applause] [music]

00:36:42

a little thanks

00:36:47

and also other amazing places

00:36:52

[music]

00:37:02

security guard Petrov this year wanted to

00:37:04

throw his wife a birthday party on a yacht, but

00:37:07

it turned out as usual in a duck,

00:37:20

nuts from motion sickness will not be

00:37:23

vodka from motion sickness

00:37:26

or drowning

00:37:28

there is no capital

00:37:33

at all,

00:37:35

well, they’re ready a long time ago and I’m ready, where is

00:37:42

the captain, I’m

00:37:45

just having a

00:37:47

holiday romance here in Gelendzhik, I can’t unravel

00:37:51

where the captain is, they’re behind Hecuba, so the

00:37:54

guys, maybe the captains, we’ll call him for a day before the

00:37:58

spider has become him, I’m quietly, quietly quietly quietly

00:38:02

I captain

00:38:05

waited until it was full so

00:38:07

as not to change the maritime traditions

00:38:10

still in order

00:38:14

captain and now we don’t see you

00:38:18

waiting for it to be full it’s free instead

00:38:22

let me pay for this place let’s

00:38:25

keep thank you and

00:38:30

now why aren’t we going without such

00:38:34

free

00:38:35

paid but free and simple you don’t

00:38:39

understand if we have one place there will be a

00:38:41

free yacht we will have a snack in one

00:38:43

direction we will walk in circles no no no I do

00:38:45

n’t want to go back to Gelendzhik listen,

00:38:47

maybe let’s do this all together

00:38:50

let’s weigh ourselves, divide the weight in half

00:38:53

and sit down equally I don’t want

00:38:56

to get involved

00:38:58

when everyone knows your weight, this is no longer

00:39:00

life,

00:39:02

let’s come back, let’s let

00:39:07

the head

00:39:09

off the feeling with a sound, what are you doing, well,

00:39:12

turn off the tape, and that’s all of you, what will fall out, and then

00:39:15

let’s do

00:39:19

this, to balance the right side,

00:39:22

we need a person weighing 100 6 kilogram

00:39:26

but maybe you are dear, why is it that

00:39:30

the blouse just

00:39:33

makes me look fat, I don’t need to take anything off, I’m your

00:39:36

guide for today, we’ll wait for the

00:39:39

person and we’ll

00:39:43

swim, it’s known that we’ll go to the mall

00:39:48

[music]

00:39:54

let me introduce myself, the captain of this

00:39:57

cozy ship, Valdemar, to the ports which

00:40:00

cannot be

00:40:03

mine invaluable assistant botsman

00:40:07

I hand over the excursion group you say boxing

00:40:11

you to take a position prepare for

00:40:13

sailing comrade captain well

00:40:16

friends let's start our excursion

00:40:18

today we will see amazing places

00:40:20

such as coral

00:40:30

[applause]

00:40:33

[music]

00:40:37

hats off

00:40:41

a little thanks

00:40:43

[applause]

00:40:47

as well as other amazing places

00:40:52

I we are approaching the caves of the phoenix

00:40:54

listen to important information about safety rules

00:40:58

if you follow them no one will get hurt and

00:41:01

so

00:41:08

[music]

00:41:10

I’m a sad boss at

00:41:15

[applause]

00:41:21

well if you follow these

00:41:23

simple rules

00:41:24

then a stone will not fall on your head to

00:41:27

our boatswain and cabin boy a year ago,

00:41:34

captain comrade captain,

00:41:40

to be quieter, we don’t hear anything, I

00:41:41

apologize, here you are, quiet

00:41:47

down the remote control of the loss of the

00:41:50

bull, you are interfering with excursions of the bases on

00:41:56

the shoulder and I understand,

00:42:01

say you will leak it,

00:42:08

of course, and see in some centuries before the

00:42:11

yacht went, they will give sheets

00:42:15

how a Turk spent half his life on this

00:42:18

Europe, finally managed to get out to

00:42:21

Russia, look at how beautiful it is all around,

00:42:24

well, we have the best country in the world,

00:42:39

you pay the morgue, why was there a circus of accidents,

00:42:44

attention, this big mountain there on

00:42:46

top with their feet they find duckweed crosses and

00:42:48

now under the chair this is the place for songs

00:42:55

to add the mezzanine I fell in love and the man

00:42:58

whose name

00:42:59

they met in this very place is

00:43:10

wait, wait, wait, nothing is happening,

00:43:12

nothing is happening in order what

00:43:14

should happen

00:43:15

in what is happening like knowledge but you

00:43:18

got

00:43:19

the captain and what happened under the boatswain

00:43:23

water like aren't you ashamed the mouse hasn't even

00:43:26

entered the sea yet

00:43:28

then we'll go to the sea for a swim

00:43:34

throwing the weather no cooked

00:43:37

any like an athlete wait for me

00:43:39

I'm glad I served with you

00:43:43

they died right here

00:44:00

feather

00:44:01

[applause]

00:44:03

[music]

00:44:05

what's going on you abandoned

00:44:08

us the program just ended, we

00:44:11

went on vacation, the

00:44:13

program then controlled the yacht, the yacht

00:44:15

automatically via satellite

00:44:25

last year you complained it was boring,

00:44:28

this year we hired two animators to

00:44:31

get to the

00:44:32

Black Sea resorts,

00:44:36

because this and this price is a place where it’s terribly

00:44:39

boring and fun at the same time

00:44:46

[ applause]

00:44:49

[music]

00:44:59

further pregnant at the moment so

00:45:02

it’s not you I don’t want not to worry and fedak

00:45:04

enamel on all counts as they say

00:45:07

well you are pregnant in a real

00:45:10

[music]

00:45:12

woman what kind of pregnancy did you

00:45:16

see sony like the queue in kindergarten

00:45:18

decided to postpone

00:45:22

[music] a

00:45:31

fight between donors is blood to the wind

00:45:36

[music]

00:45:41

hello to the draft

00:45:43

of people, come on,

00:45:46

drain your blood here, substitute the

00:45:49

container for the

00:45:51

first time here,

00:45:53

to be honest, I’m a regular at such calls during tests,

00:45:59

it’s noticeable for the

00:46:01

first time you’re performing, no, I’m not

00:46:04

quite a complete zero, I’ve performed before

00:46:07

-where about

00:46:09

love there are sour words that will not die, it

00:46:14

eats away at us, and especially from here, it’s not

00:46:16

what fet Afanasy Afanasyevich is, the

00:46:20

country town found out the doctor will come out, that he

00:46:23

was a doctor, not just the name of the trip to the

00:46:26

medicine

00:46:27

set in tablets and capsules, the children’s

00:46:30

effect in syrup is

00:46:34

not to be sick for bleeding, let's

00:46:37

choose, you know this

00:46:39

[applause]

00:46:40

to fly away and

00:46:41

feel good or not at all

00:46:44

today, it's half past five in the morning on

00:46:46

such a wash I drove up to the house and

00:46:50

in my dream it was like a flying

00:46:53

saucer was landing and

00:46:55

suddenly this trash can was like this from

00:46:57

the mass, well, just yes or no yes, but without

00:47:00

causing you to be

00:47:03

further pregnant at the present time, so

00:47:05

it’s not for you I want not to worry them here,

00:47:07

the team on all counts, as they say,

00:47:11

well, you’re pregnant in the present

00:47:16

women, what kind of pregnancy

00:47:19

did you see sony, as well as the queue in

00:47:21

kindergarten decided wait, roll up your

00:47:26

sleeve, lie down on the couch,

00:47:27

finally the train has arrived at

00:47:31

the station, the conversation will knock

00:47:34

at night, it’s true that they

00:47:38

give you money here for blood, and a chocolate bar

00:47:42

for 400 milliliters, 500 rubles, that’s right,

00:47:46

asoka paw and a chocolate bar,

00:47:48

let’s do

00:47:50

all this only after the blood is drawn,

00:47:55

nothing more interesting than what and how can I

00:47:58

check that you only

00:48:00

took 400 milliliters now, suck my

00:48:04

blood and it will fog

00:48:05

up, oh, my high-altitude climbers are melted

00:48:08

in a rag, then throw the corridor away, everyone

00:48:12

will go kicking the sura rag until they get to the

00:48:14

trash heap and there it is half past

00:48:16

five in the morning, a

00:48:19

hack rag with a salafa bag and

00:48:22

for city,

00:48:25

that’s good, no, I’ll

00:48:28

end up in recycling, then I’ll take revenge on you, I’ll come back to you

00:48:31

in the form of this paper cup for coffee, that’s

00:48:33

where the rats are. It doesn’t close well

00:48:36

and I’ll pour you stinking to Putin

00:48:41

if suddenly I’m some kind of panzar, it’s

00:48:43

going to the landfill like that, whoever

00:48:46

puts on a good rag and flaunts it in

00:48:49

Navi will go crazy.

00:48:52

tell them to come out, are you making up stories yourself

00:48:54

or is someone telling them to you,

00:48:57

darling, who will tell such stories,

00:49:00

everyone who can tell such stories,

00:49:03

they can tell them in salafan

00:49:04

bags in a landfill

00:49:07

in these storytellers, will you donate blood

00:49:10

or not, yes, let’s be the vulture

00:49:13

and

00:49:19

I’m right, now wait, I don’t understand neither you

00:49:22

will take the exam, I don’t teach you, and now the

00:49:25

face will be for you, look how much blood is in him

00:49:28

and

00:49:29

with a moveset they wrote on his profile, this is true

00:49:31

only for progress,

00:49:34

this somehow sucks to me Grisha Grisha,

00:49:37

why did you come apart early today, only 6

00:49:39

point

00:49:41

shu-ha maybe on this time you sda gressov

00:49:46

there pessimism look at yourself you are not

00:49:48

empty you are half full of sins

00:49:53

especially since you agreed about yes you donate

00:49:56

blood today tomorrow I donate hair

00:50:02

but they really don’t have grass until tomorrow

00:50:04

cold tag let’s skip and and the [ __ ] hair

00:50:06

will be donated again tomorrow by and bro didn’t

00:50:08

pass it on I didn’t understand he’ll check once already

00:50:11

today he donated blood press the vulture you

00:50:13

miraculously squatted early to warm up football

00:50:15

get out of sight from became

00:50:17

such a football he loses consciousness yes it’s a

00:50:20

rat making fun of him by knocking down the vulture but

00:50:23

quickly quickly lie down on the couch

00:50:28

what blood type is both 1 to while

00:50:32

I'm a little perviy, I'm on the way to

00:50:34

oversleep, out

00:50:36

of breath, also on the couch, someone on

00:50:38

the landing understood him,

00:50:40

my dear, just teach me, I fall asleep only

00:50:42

with

00:50:43

Jason's songs, my friend, loss of blood,

00:50:45

transfusion, must be done, die,

00:50:47

maybe my aunt's shadow is warming up, grease, and my

00:50:51

only one friend Dasha, lie down and I’m leading

00:50:54

the sleeve of luck with the vulture, I saved a life once,

00:50:57

can you imagine, in short, in the hydropark

00:50:59

I was attacked by a huge yes and the vulture is not a

00:51:01

needle, I had to

00:51:04

do it right away,

00:51:08

so everyone little girl, lie down, relax, everything

00:51:11

will be fine now I’ll be back okay

00:51:16

gresso Gray Saltykov was there I’m having your

00:51:22

blood transfused so now everything

00:51:24

will be fine

00:51:28

and the

00:51:29

doctors what are you telling him from my eyebrows my

00:51:32

news worry

00:51:35

yes calm down yes I’m just kidding the

00:51:40

pump breathe I participated Perry troubles will

00:51:42

lose consciousness

00:51:45

thank you friend so people are sucking

00:51:49

me out

00:51:51

[applause]

00:51:53

[music ]

00:51:57

[applause]

00:51:58

[music]

00:51:59

[applause]

00:52:10

good voting voting who is

00:52:13

for digging up

00:52:15

then for not digging one

00:52:18

two three three percent against the

00:52:20

rest for digging

00:52:24

[music]

00:52:32

whoever has a bigger garden at the dacha has the back of a

00:52:36

humpback

00:52:44

come on

00:53:17

[applause] it’s

00:53:29

just

00:53:37

[music]

00:53:43

so I’m not afraid a

00:53:46

little bit of what’s happening and we came to work at the dacha Oleg

00:53:55

and Ingrid never saw how to get

00:53:57

there I’ll make an agreement with my dad we think

00:53:59

let’s show them mucho in the end

00:54:01

take off the skin

00:54:03

it’s a wedding gift it’s also a wedding gift for me

00:54:07

like at their man’s

00:54:08

shaggy wedding

00:54:10

at the dacha they came to work and dig this is

00:54:13

not a dacha dacha eat

00:54:17

neat they drag and I have a terrace and on it there is

00:54:20

wicker furniture and a lace tablecloth a pot-bellied

00:54:24

samovar freckled

00:54:27

and if it’s ahead of schedule for a little everyone with

00:54:30

juniper jam and

00:54:34

he gives me food food barium wait

00:54:38

where what where where where his master bit

00:54:44

the prokhor have you lost your mind or something guys

00:54:46

let us have a day and a half to dig out

00:54:48

already

00:54:49

we have ours I’m going to die before

00:54:51

he says these one and a half hundred parts are our one

00:54:54

and a half hundred parts these 50 hundred parts are your

00:54:56

50 here we have a men’s club that’s it if we want, we’ll

00:55:01

make a golf course, if we want a

00:55:04

basketball court, we’ll do it for an hour,

00:55:07

we’ll do it, and why don’t do anything until we do

00:55:11

n’t want anything,

00:55:12

hands off, why do you even need our

00:55:16

one and a half hundred square meters, why do I need a taste,

00:55:19

like to plant more, these are looking for people

00:55:21

like this, 7 of them, five more, three, then I have with of

00:55:24

all the bushes I get 27 jars of jam,

00:55:26

Lyudmila asks me how many

00:55:28

jars of jam you get from one bush,

00:55:29

how are these two dark 7 I’ll divide it, I’ll have

00:55:31

10 bushes, I’ll divide it by 10 and

00:55:34

good, I’ll have 27, that’ll be 2.7 jars, that’s

00:55:37

correct, mom and listen, let's

00:55:40

just remove these six damn bushes

00:55:42

and all the teachers won't

00:55:45

need to be

00:55:47

good voting voting who is

00:55:49

for digging up

00:55:52

who is for not digging one

00:55:54

two three three percent against the

00:55:57

rest for digging

00:56:01

map quick business the strike

00:56:04

starts in the face right here you need

00:56:06

everything all everything all all all all you

00:56:09

give the skin go take it off take it into the house 2

00:56:11

minutes you have exactly without going into the kitchen

00:56:13

Dima

00:56:14

these for minutes and exactly I spotted

00:56:18

my mother seriously what we barely and why this one and a

00:56:21

half hundred square meters why do we even need this

00:56:23

garden, well, look, everything is

00:56:25

filled with potatoes everywhere, it’s Moisha who didn’t dig his own,

00:56:31

he doesn’t like this garden, you’re still in the winter,

00:56:33

thanks to your mother, say, they smell it, it’s

00:56:36

been 7 months since we’ve had winter, why haven’t we thanked you more than once in seven months,

00:56:38

maybe I’ll contribute

00:56:40

at least two minutes 40 seconds from and Sarah

00:56:44

feels a woman’s heart feel and

00:56:46

okay and the stopwatch confirms this now

00:56:49

at she’s here she is

00:56:51

[music]

00:56:52

here we are the record holder hello and

00:56:59

if you come I don’t want to dig.

00:57:02

where the drunk managed to get drunk, don’t

00:57:07

call us that,

00:57:08

we’re insulting who is it you us blue ones,

00:57:14

what

00:57:15

survived in America, the black fly fm movement,

00:57:19

these are

00:57:21

my blue ones, they also matter,

00:57:25

thanks to the Negro for giving us the way to

00:57:28

protests, so no matter what you call the Negroes,

00:57:31

Negroes, we can we are blue, we are with them,

00:57:33

just

00:57:36

what are you talking about, in general, they

00:57:39

always treated me like that, they

00:57:42

always didn’t like the ball, blue

00:57:47

can’t drive a car, then the blue ones

00:57:50

take off the plane before the blue ones

00:57:54

get on the subway, they

00:57:55

fired me from work, they only liked me,

00:57:58

I’m blue,

00:58:01

stop it, let’s say there’s a riddle for

00:58:04

you in one if there are two people

00:58:06

identical people again obedient yours

00:58:09

pay taxes one of them blue so-and-so

00:58:12

finger garbage the question is clear tank but

00:58:15

too much living silently you were born

00:58:19

only because I was blue

00:58:23

we will fight we will either win or

00:58:25

he is

00:58:27

already so good and drunk rhubarb and alcohol

00:58:32

Russian

00:58:39

and

00:58:40

you wanted are

00:58:42

already standing and wildly buy the three of us can’t

00:58:45

house this is building a new radiculitis car wash

00:58:48

rheumatism

00:58:50

well, everything

00:58:51

is clear, our time has come when the whales

00:58:56

cannot appreciate they want it’s time for us

00:58:59

to take all our hands because this is our land

00:59:02

and we work on it

00:59:05

[music]

00:59:07

tions Nadya you are so smart it turns out you are

00:59:09

at home why are you doing something wrong you

00:59:11

ran I’m already filming a video I

00:59:14

would like to already have this tournament it’s a pity sports

00:59:16

Nathan you went there then the farm to

00:59:18

deliver there and the raspberries are tastier and buy the file

00:59:21

better

00:59:24

[applause]

00:59:25

[music]

00:59:27

[applause]

00:59:29

[music]

00:59:33

[applause]

00:59:37

[music]

00:59:46

. . I praise talk

00:59:50

wallpaper everything malak what

00:59:54

. yes yes yes it's burning sec

00:59:58

youth it's all in the face of the ladies

01:00:03

[music]

01:00:12

vacation this is a pension sampler

01:00:18

[music]

01:00:28

everyone kim yuna yes how much is 16 kilograms for

01:00:34

you it's Monday only this is for us to click for an

01:00:38

hour that

01:00:41

nyurochka what type watch a movie in

01:00:47

my opinion girls it's bad

01:00:49

what did you take why are you going with

01:00:53

Petrovna and the same thing happened, do you remember with

01:00:55

Petrov, but she was sitting there making faces at you,

01:00:58

also click on your head, she gave it, well, the location

01:01:02

was

01:01:03

killed, exactly that’s exactly the same thing,

01:01:08

call the ambulance, call the ambulance, come on, you,

01:01:11

you, from yours call an ambulance from mine

01:01:13

soon they won’t take

01:01:17

her at school I’ll

01:01:20

soon be here the girl feels bad the

01:01:24

girl feels bad we’re sitting in Gorky Park

01:01:27

he’s having a stroke in my opinion and not I’ll

01:01:31

ask now. . it’s difficult to talk

01:01:37

about something

01:01:40

clearly, she says everyone

01:01:44

drinks it all

01:01:47

in the face, that’s

01:01:48

why she needs such lips

01:01:52

someone in a second before the

01:01:57

speech apparatus is impaired, she inarticulately

01:02:00

speaks about the dance to them for sure, I know I

01:02:02

had three,

01:02:04

but Sony is bent

01:02:09

another Yes, I’ve never seen such groups

01:02:11

in my life, it’s like

01:02:12

how many years old, well, judging by the

01:02:16

appearance, she’s about 40 years old, and by the clothes, she’s about 15 years old,

01:02:21

and

01:02:22

she’s Yura, why Yura, did you look at the girl,

01:02:26

why is he a

01:02:30

fool, her eyes look like how to get

01:02:32

started, and

01:02:33

I shpak's pressure, okay,

01:02:37

her daughter's blood pressure has jumped, and judging

01:02:40

by the balls, they're 180 to 240, they're smaller,

01:02:46

and she's also having a seizure, the seizure

01:02:49

will pay off evenly, then remember how

01:02:52

Petrovna doesn't have a seizure, hell started and

01:02:54

we're going with the spray can, it's cracked together, you can

01:02:57

ward, see and give and

01:02:59

click on Nyurochka is still a product on her head,

01:03:02

look at her, she’s just staring, she’s sausage in

01:03:04

general, oh oh oh oh what to do. Yes, this is

01:03:10

feverish like my washing machine on the spin

01:03:15

intensive care unit, call this to change you know

01:03:17

everything, let's have a psychiatrist, in my opinion, she has a pebble, my

01:03:21

goodness, my friend, the psychiatrist

01:03:25

is calling his tomahawk sons-in-law

01:03:29

alive, the

01:03:33

newcomer has become ill, her tongue has fallen out,

01:03:37

1 tongue has fallen out, she must

01:03:42

have bitten it because loses consciousness

01:03:44

everyone's visit here

01:03:47

girl

01:03:49

yes oh why oh I'm not lying I know who

01:03:55

needs to be called who now a second

01:03:59

Father Seraphim

01:04:03

in the park of the bitter exorcist urgently needed

01:04:07

with holy water before the better inquisitor with

01:04:11

stakes Bryce with a flamethrower bathing with yellow

01:04:17

and silver bullets we're all waiting

01:04:24

1 ale sanitary and epidemiological station

01:04:29

serious case you can order baiting of

01:04:32

cockroaches

01:04:33

address of the girl's head

01:04:37

recently they are poisoning him they will

01:04:40

all run away and settle in with you in the park

01:04:44

where Putin is a mess

01:04:48

he is

01:04:55

what kind of mother we have no one to live with her yet

01:05:00

and hallucinations have begun she is

01:05:02

mentally ill committed I what

01:05:05

will we do I don’t know with a pen what

01:05:08

to do let's go to sleep on

01:05:13

the car dragged

01:05:17

the phone forgot psychic phone you

01:05:21

forgot the phone just yagi phone for

01:05:23

something else different don't touch the crustacean

01:05:29

my lala

01:05:31

I want to live never I'm not a fool

01:05:35

never wear it

01:05:39

I jumped under pressure

01:05:43

you look at what this is I'll check for

01:05:46

that what is Nura's blood pressure oh my

01:05:49

blood pressure has also jumped, what are

01:05:58

you a pirate, it was easier

01:06:02

yesterday

01:06:07

[applause]

01:06:08

[music] [

01:06:11

applause]

01:06:13

[music] [applause]

01:06:18

[music]

01:06:24

[applause] and

01:06:28

[music]

01:06:29

so lila

01:06:32

to the head of the zone

01:06:36

for calls and

01:06:37

make tea

01:06:41

ozaki

01:06:42

[music]

01:06:43

[applause]

01:06:44

[music]

01:06:55

well, dear friends, we are glad to see you, I

01:06:58

hope you are also glad to see us, and

01:07:00

because we have not seen each other for a long time and these

01:07:03

parasite words will quickly fly away from my phrases there is

01:07:06

nothing left except great love for

01:07:07

you, let's go

01:07:09

[ applause]

01:07:13

we once decided that life is a perk and

01:07:16

while you are running you are a person, even in the

01:07:19

word success from the word, few people were

01:07:22

late, then from orbit to the candles we rush in

01:07:25

circles like a rusty pickup truck, we

01:07:28

chat endlessly like a female stand-up we are afraid

01:07:30

to fly but we fly anyway, we drive like

01:07:33

squirrels we jump into a wheel and rush astride the

01:07:36

planet earth on the left the sun is blinking and on the

01:07:39

right the moon we are afraid that something will pass

01:07:42

us by without a smartphone we cannot sit on the

01:07:45

toilet

01:07:47

read look did not name a

01:07:50

league of time no gradually all life

01:07:53

turns into this means buddy, it's time to

01:07:58

rest

01:08:00

[music] [applause]

01:08:09

[music]

01:08:13

for calls from

01:08:14

Lesya

01:08:15

Zavodi

01:08:18

3 entries

01:08:20

[applause]

01:08:22

a table

01:08:26

and

01:08:31

even with

01:08:34

[music]

01:08:36

1 time

01:08:38

miss a

01:08:40

[music]

01:08:49

home

01:08:51

[applause] and don't you

01:09:00

little ones

01:09:02

come in

01:09:04

[music] a [applause]

01:09:07

just a light parody of Taurus

01:09:12

not

01:09:14

and [applause]

01:09:16

cancer and from the yellow autumn I will note

01:09:22

rest and people more often

01:09:27

me and

01:09:29

Riga

01:09:32

today’s concert

01:09:35

worked for everyone rested and the group either

01:09:40

rested as usual but did after all in the

01:09:44

work people standing sitting on this

01:09:46

stage I I hope our

01:09:50

wonderful spectators in the hall had a great rest and together

01:09:53

we are a show hurray degree

01:09:55

[applause]

01:09:57

[music]

01:10:04

if

01:10:06

these people take a break from the life-giving TV more often,

01:10:14

turn off

01:10:18

[music]

01:10:22

[applause]

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