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I greet you Banderlog00:07:29
I am the leader of the red-faced I am a couple but I visited00:07:35
you blinked I am a white mouse on a black moth00:07:37
I am apples in the snow00:07:40
I they are not there I am only a mask I hear feathers00:07:51
and against I just don’t hear well 0 I00:07:56
hear the clatter of hooves this is when he gallops on a00:08:00
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I welcome you hard-boiled egg00:08:27
hello and the great leader00:08:30
hello he is an honor and the conscience of our00:08:33
prairies never ceases to admire your00:08:36
luxurious feathers,00:08:37
what I and what a real Indian owes00:08:42
them is so many kopecks on his head how many times has00:08:45
he known love00:08:52
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the storm of dandruff, I’m listening to you, my favorite00:09:04
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grow up my story, I want you to00:09:10
tell the truth and nothing but the truth,00:09:13
I swear by Jewish devotion,00:09:16
this is a very steep oath, but listen to my00:09:21
story, I’m listening to you, it was getting dark for a long time, I have00:09:35
n’t heard such a long story, it00:09:38
hurts me to tell you that evening I00:09:42
rode big to you earlier than usual and00:09:44
found my wife in hugs to a stranger, what did00:09:51
you do to him horned egg I him I him00:09:58
and I think I understood so that’s where this00:10:01
feather on your scalp came from00:10:03
0 I can still hear the clatter of hooves00:10:09
the wife of a cool face turkey fried eggs is rushing towards us00:10:15
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stops the horse the predators00:10:33
have arrived I greet you I hear not00:10:41
deaf before I hear your00:10:44
story on the fabric that you will tell00:10:46
the truth and nothing but the truth00:10:48
reloj Ukrainian greed00:10:52
this is a very cool oath00:10:56
I listen to you could a beautiful woman of the00:11:00
tribe do you do you does00:11:04
not give hello do you do you a I finish my meal00:11:11
calmly cool egg they listened to the reaper it was getting00:11:15
dark somewhere I already heard this00:11:24
story00:11:26
calmly listen to you that evening I00:11:30
polished the arrows and wiped my 60000:11:33
horse and as usual the normal00:11:37
fire water you are lying when I entered the00:11:42
barrel is already here calmly calmly00:11:52
secrecy continue daughter of the fume00:11:59
at the school a00:12:00
wild horse sound was heard neighing, I understood this cool00:12:05
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again, the lie didn’t go without a single rumor00:12:15
calmly, but now we’ll check around the00:12:19
prairie and the rooster and watch how00:12:23
grilled chickens are fried in battle on one, he comes up and says00:12:26
strangely, he lusts like that, no one,00:12:29
but it’s a carousel they’re riding on00:12:37
and I repeat, I entered without a single sound,00:12:45
although there was no one sound, I didn’t do it on purpose, the00:12:52
young woman creaked, it was too late and we did00:12:58
n’t turn on incompletely and the bodies oh oh00:13:17
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it won’t spin00:13:44
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and I only just managed to snatch the pen from him00:13:52
then they themselves said00:14:04
it was getting dark00:14:07
someone could have mixed up the wigwams, I’m a00:14:21
[ __ ] again, you’re galoshin00:14:24
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but why is it dyed, that’s my natural00:14:27
hair color00:14:29
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let’s get back to reality, after all, you00:14:48
can’t go into trading with weak00:14:51
nerves, people know00:14:56
here on Friday the 12th I wanted a garden00:15:01
on the eve of the costume, no, well, friends helped out, then00:15:06
the address of a00:15:07
specialized store, I don’t know, they also00:15:10
mixed up anything, maybe the store00:15:11
has moved, I don’t know, I arrive at the indicated00:15:13
address, I briefly looked at the name of the00:15:16
store, a ritual, but it didn’t dawn on me to look at it00:15:21
right away that this, to put it mildly, is not00:15:23
exactly the ritual00:15:24
that is ahead to do no00:15:27
someday to be done of course but not on00:15:30
Friday the 12th shaved counter were the seller00:15:34
so help the guy choose a suit the woman in a00:15:38
mournful voice asks what size the00:15:40
games are of interest but you think about it I’m taking it upon00:15:44
myself00:15:52
actually it’s the first time a man is00:15:54
taking on it you choose how you00:15:58
material doesn’t wrinkle, man,00:16:04
no one has complained yet,00:16:05
but the colors are so gloomy black and gray, why should I be00:16:10
happy, I don’t00:16:15
know, you don’t know, not for something to match the00:16:17
color of your eyes,00:16:22
whoever downloads you there will be00:16:26
less than what you think everyone will immediately00:16:28
get drunk in joy or something, although it’s also an00:16:30
option when you know to give nothing, not a00:16:32
feather, a00:16:33
white man is so slippers and00:16:37
my feet are wide, they don’t pinch,00:16:38
and when you put them on, I’ll still00:16:45
be wearing something, you’re right, of course, such00:16:48
an event, you then slippers, such an event00:16:51
may happen more than once later there will be a conclusion in life00:16:58
and they still have doubts00:17:04
between anything can happen, well, okay, let’s00:17:06
hurry up, otherwise I feel I don’t have long00:17:08
left, so that’s what and the date you know,00:17:15
so Friday the 12th, my family, how not00:17:19
to react, well, as always, he’s happy while there are four of us in one00:17:23
room and Timsy00:17:24
and so I I’ll move, you see, it will be easier,00:17:30
and soon my sister will get ready,00:17:35
listen to the cheerful family, then don’t tell me00:17:39
the floor they’re on Friday and chatted for00:17:44
three days, I want to walk for three days, I think if00:17:47
the jacket is too narrow, I’ll come in on Monday and00:17:50
change the nuthouse, the games no longer00:17:57
work, you can’t trade with00:17:59
weak nerves00:18:00
anywhere but in the wrong direction00:18:08
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well,00:18:29
director tiger queen safari 3 sao00:18:33
moscow never stabbing00:18:51
and stabbing garbage00:18:55
nicola maestro00:19:02
nature here00:19:05
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grandma has00:19:49
not forgotten00:19:52
and very often he is on00:19:57
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they sing in one place00:20:17
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but he says salad00:21:19
Mikula grandmother they won’t bam and kunashira00:21:23
leg but to Mecca for a number with compasses00:21:30
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[music] [music] but [00:22:39
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but but they put me on they exchanged burbot for me they did00:22:59
n’t exchange minutes sweet manila in the fogs of00:23:01
the estuary they beckoned me bye Makolkin00:23:20
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but maybe only the00:23:41
circus00:23:50
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toddler Aivara the bead for getting it already00:23:55
you understand you don’t have to do anything it wo00:23:59
n’t help you I don’t want to take you I really don’t00:24:02
want to take you do it but what but what is it00:24:05
like this00:24:07
hook vanity00:24:12
for what is this owner then take me00:24:16
swans swans swans I already have00:24:23
the composition of the duck under the bed no you know00:24:31
how then you tell me you so prepare that00:24:34
knowledge exercise some what but to00:24:42
do and outside by foot let's say by foot by00:24:44
foot foot and than you want with your hand00:24:57
somewhere you saw it you are doing it like that00:25:00
everyone let’s quickly it went under00:25:03
fire it00:25:04
didn’t hurt anyone if it doesn’t00:25:07
happen let’s go on the mountain it’s all gone let’s go00:25:12
where it’s00:25:21
good what she said stand they00:25:26
would deprive the director now threats it would be a00:25:30
guy what kind of dad help spoil the durif00:25:38
where it is necessary on the highway00:25:42
exercise for half an hour and left everything what to00:25:54
do there voted well and just slowed down00:26:03
no of course who well and what took on the frame00:26:21
but I would have done exactly the same thing come on00:26:27
then let's become the first position let's00:26:31
become the 1st position of the manor come here come here00:26:32
this is the first position of the table00:26:35
heels up to toes apart the heels got00:26:39
drunk together and slightly bent in the wrong00:26:42
direction the swan's face is simpler in the second00:26:52
position stood00:26:55
it's all in the same place only the legs spread the00:27:00
legs00:27:07
not the legs but the legs the legs are00:27:18
bigger earlier many people will gather00:27:26
take them and show me Batman tandyu00:27:46
and we call it look at you and the blue-00:27:54
winged swan striptease is interesting00:28:14
striptease dance00:28:16
I show what the people say I like what I00:28:20
say the people are right he left it00:28:30
says because everything is below the belt with us00:28:40
actually I would be interested to see00:28:42
your striptease you you know, I00:28:45
haven’t seen this for a long time, really, but maybe show me the00:28:47
currents in the circus, except maybe, come on, striptease,00:28:49
come on, don’t be shy,00:28:57
show striptease,00:29:02
how will I know it will be good,00:29:20
turn it off,00:29:30
show yourself00:29:35
derbystar00:29:41
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dear friends, I’m on to smoothly move00:29:55
from the classical repertoire to the pop one00:29:58
I would like to do such a deadly number especially for you now,00:30:01
I’m really going to the00:30:03
opera while Nastya Volochkova and Kolya00:30:05
the Basques are away at the Bolshoi Theater00:30:07
I want to take advantage of the gap oh fill the00:30:12
niche to say now I’ll show you00:30:14
especially how I’m preparing for there00:30:19
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besides the money, do your feet00:30:27
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after work on and chukhlib like this here and00:30:41
we have00:30:42
oh00:30:47
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aboutmale00:30:51
but00:30:56
Moscow00:30:57
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sob.ru00:31:07
where the airbender00:31:11
washes00:31:12
autumn over much00:31:14
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vagrants not00:31:25
about stress who are not werewolves secret furnace00:31:32
about whom00:31:34
here00:31:37
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volume 200:31:41
take a compass00:31:45
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it’s00:31:53
April00:31:58
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[laughter]00:32:01
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advertising00:32:10
but00:32:14
also00:32:15
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but00:32:28
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[music]00:32:37
thank you very much,00:32:39
really, you know Kolya Basque cinnamon00:32:41
in our opera it’s customary to drink without a microphone00:32:43
the Kremlin Palace I want to tell you00:32:45
absolutely not suitable for singing00:32:47
without a microphone, but now I’ll try a00:32:49
deadly number, maybe here there’s00:32:51
also a ballet, now I’ll try it00:32:53
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and just be00:33:29
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I want to tell you a few words about00:33:46
opera I said about our stage today00:33:48
many artists have already performed Nadezhda00:33:50
Kadysheva has already exhibited and today she00:33:53
really saw me backstage and didn’t00:33:55
do that with her hand on stage usually in general00:33:59
everyone has a characteristic feature00:34:01
you know everyone has a characteristic trait for00:34:03
Nadezhda Babkina for example yes she00:34:06
basically moved on the spot for a couple of a seeker with00:34:10
his and this mountains in place00:34:13
after us with Pugachev they repeated in this they00:34:15
give of course but we are a salad joke they will00:34:18
seriously condemn us in all seriousness well and00:34:24
even though at first I thought that we would be condemned00:34:27
this is a verb you come in00:34:31
oh so nose the essence or we'll take you away, you'll be00:34:36
nice and very pop,00:34:38
Lima Vaikule, I adore Lima Vaikule, and the00:34:41
movement of our eyes in the electric00:34:44
light, you're gladio's knees,00:34:47
I'm a ladle, remind me of the Latin Quarter,00:34:51
it was a long time ago, the shadows of the king's building will become00:34:55
all the crooked endless mirrors and I'll00:34:59
forget the face drowning shara yoongi still00:35:04
remembers that he drowned and thank God no,00:35:08
each artist has his own unique style,00:35:10
Natasha Koroleva, for example, she sings00:35:15
as if she surprises them with something all the time,00:35:17
teaches them artero Nikolay to Moscow,00:35:20
hello, small country, small country, the00:35:26
manner of even the top and her ocean tarzan00:35:33
in the taiga00:35:37
they adore our strats but they will sue amazingly00:35:44
well who else do we have there well sosu00:35:47
pavliashvili if Natasha she sings as00:35:49
if the children are asking for something he is asking my00:35:56
life a trap round belly any song00:36:02
just tell me any song to save yours00:36:04
like soso pavliashvili any evenings near Moscow00:36:09
here you are, inaudible in the garden even a00:36:13
lesson and create froze until the morning mi mi mi00:36:18
mi mi mi mi00:36:22
like on all roads, buy my CD don’t00:36:31
look like some, for example, singers00:36:35
or female singers can be imitated if you just00:36:36
knock on your chest here your00:36:38
k char now now you know the00:36:39
American singer Cher this is how you can00:36:41
portray I love this Kremlin hall00:36:55
Whitney Houston performed here00:36:57
I went to see Whitney Houston it was00:36:59
unforgettable she had a cold not in the00:37:02
cavity such a performance of Orlov by the nightingale00:37:05
I have never heard of today Leno00:37:07
reminded me when she sang because it00:37:10
was like that behind her there was a teapot in her hand, a00:37:12
handkerchief, that’s it, that’s00:37:25
something really00:37:28
amazing manners war Masha Rasputina00:37:30
is beyond competition00:37:31
I adore Masha it’s amazing and it00:37:46
seems to me that Masha is enough to sigh to the00:37:49
music, it’s hard to say how to00:37:50
come in after they have a characteristic death like that of00:37:56
Evdokimov00:37:57
OJSC, also characteristic to learn about it is necessary to00:38:02
perform together and also Chernomyrdin00:38:09
to put a rap between them no we have00:38:20
amazing strife I adore and of course00:38:22
everyone moves on stage differently everyone00:38:24
expresses themselves brightly but there were just00:38:28
luminaries of this business luminary this genre,00:38:31
for example, Lyudmila Markovna Gurchenko, how00:38:33
he fought back00:38:39
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young00:38:50
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when we weren’t00:38:55
young,00:38:58
wonderful nonsense, places for you00:39:05
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wear and tear and grew up00:39:15
good to be young sulli bank now00:39:18
fight lapping we’ll glue you together00:39:21
today well all00:39:25
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changed her mind00:39:35
scarf00:39:39
oh yes we were00:39:43
young we00:39:46
should have been00:39:48
and beautiful nonsense in the meter pub pa pub pa pub00:39:56
pa pa00:39:59
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[music]00:40:04
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father and connection with the upcoming00:40:43
new year 2606 serve and order about00:40:52
celebrating something new in the unit, preparing for the 171800:40:58
order, which means the bunnies are the first00:41:05
motorized rifle platoon commander and Vader00:41:09
oblique00:41:12
themselves Omsk Sarona for00:41:16
Strelkov's gaze commander sergeant krotov with a00:41:21
mustache 3rd motorized rifle platoon commander00:41:25
sergeant blizzard00:41:27
snowflakes view sigma Anduin private00:41:36
Mohammed Mohammed they are afraid of debt they have00:41:43
accumulated view apartment himself and field00:41:53
that00:41:56
I am00:42:00
Santa Claus head of the canteen ensign00:42:04
judges00:42:05
at the time of Santa Claus's arrival00:42:08
stop drills eating food00:42:11
theft of food from a donkey was like a00:42:14
morning telephone for the channel mig masks00:42:17
use gas masks00:42:20
with explanatory inscriptions00:42:24
hare00:42:29
vesa00:42:31
I have a separate gas mask with the inscription00:42:36
Kolobok00:42:39
conversations by military personnel00:42:42
of the first years of service bake a New Year's00:42:45
cake use peeled potatoes and00:42:47
magazines confiscated from the barracks with up to00:42:51
two dragons make festive and00:42:54
round candies candies should be of00:42:57
different colors, that is, housing and00:43:01
dark green to00:43:10
the personnel give zach an00:43:13
interval between 1 and 2 45 seconds hand to00:43:18
empty bottles should not be used from00:43:22
toys removed from kindergarten number00:43:24
five to make holiday toys for the00:43:27
military unit by then 1718 toys00:43:31
should be of different colors, that is,00:43:36
housing00:43:40
at home is waiting for color by the00:43:44
forces of Santa Claus to provide00:43:48
personnel with individual dates as an00:43:50
individual gift, in addition to00:43:52
gas mask bags, include a cleaning rod for00:43:57
housekeeping and a00:44:01
box to intensively water from secretly00:44:04
place gas mask bags00:44:06
solemnly hand over after passing00:44:08
20 kilometers of the festive magic throw, the00:44:13
serviceman is obliged to discover the gift00:44:16
on command by so get00:44:23
conversations with the00:44:26
forces of unit commanders00:44:29
to provide cheerful ringing laughter during the forced march00:44:37
at the end of the festive forced march00:44:40
to perform a New Year's ball -masquerade00:44:45
uniform of clothing arbitrary rootstock wild for00:44:48
all transactions change to multi-colored, that00:44:51
is, I00:44:56
won’t tell everyone, having understood00:44:59
loosen the belts lower the00:45:03
headdresses decorate with serpentine and I see and00:45:05
protective colors by the forces of military personnel of 100:45:10
year difficult to hold a concert in the barracks00:45:13
for the wives of the command found the end of the story00:45:16
quickly and secretly using natural00:45:19
folds of the curtain at the end of the concert00:45:25
to produce New Year's fireworks speed00:45:28
or Chinese-made by our00:45:30
potential enemy, which were not exchanged00:45:33
for military shells by Ensign Kozlov00:45:37
Kozlov both thanks right on the lips of the00:45:40
bench at the end and on top to produce a00:45:44
festive fireworks and 130 the00:45:47
smell of red flares 131 for a00:45:51
green rocket 13200:45:55
in general00:45:58
on the all-clear command, all my employees must00:46:02
undress at least 45 minutes before the00:46:07
light fades00:46:08
while the candle burns,00:46:12
let there be little left to order, but on00:46:15
January 1,00:46:16
no matter what, and in the service, they must endure00:46:19
the day with honor and dignity, as well as00:46:22
hangovers, vomiting,00:46:24
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friend Rudolph all night, he and I00:49:42
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birthday and we immediately hope00:50:54
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I’ll go with the hands of a woodpecker on me tomorrow, a01:10:17
math test,01:10:21
you’re the best bank and I’m the one in the tenth01:10:30
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good evening dear people hello01:11:52
warm hearts in passports we will not look into01:11:55
our youth and there is no end to01:11:58
you greets the singer-songwriter01:12:01
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created for you, driven over from the unknown, given01:12:30
these given money, we love money very much, and01:12:32
the more money the more songs about01:12:34
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very simple concept on the way of the song in01:12:51
calluses on costs 350 bucks in a minor key 48501:12:55
if let’s say suck with a cool end01:12:58
some end but let’s say this is the den01:13:00
section correctly this is a wedding this is01:13:03
golden Brûlée wedding who am I wedding01:13:07
platinum wedding buying a country01:13:09
cottage somewhere near Moscow we have01:13:11
one and a half bucks a song let's say01:13:14
songs in a minor key right about two01:13:16
bucks but you know about01:13:19
autumn itself such a cheerful person I don’t like01:13:21
minor missions and somehow I don’t really know how01:13:23
I love this thing, but in a minor key01:13:25
they came out with 20 poems and Tom Nick as removed01:13:28
in each of me Tommy there are 999 sheets of my01:13:32
cool poems01:13:33
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poems quad, a car drove by and behind it a01:13:39
bicycle a gray son was born 4 incomplete01:13:43
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correct this vice was getting let's break through oh01:13:52
my God I'm everyone it's01:13:57
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I'm not a traitor and not the01:14:06
chairman of the kid01:14:09
the kid comes up turn around to me, you01:14:12
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wrinkled face like a Shar Pei,01:14:15
so kind of all secret strange, although01:14:18
how many years have he been burning here for 98 and01:14:23
where to work with him, Vitya, work, you are a house manager,01:14:25
you know, our children don’t know such a01:14:27
person who works as a house manager, right, and01:14:29
our grandfathers and the grandmothers called the house01:14:30
manager a man capable of01:14:32
managing the whole house in the nineties, you can01:14:33
present small chains to me about your01:14:35
problems, your wife is pregnant, but he01:14:37
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understand at the door, open it’s me and01:14:41
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like me, the ambassador before what begins - skull01:14:45
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naturally waiting for you in my usual place01:15:38
fiddling with the radiator01:15:40
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don’t bomb on stage for 8 hours, they won’t leave the guys,01:16:41
or we’ll accept it,01:16:43
or we won’t leave, but01:16:45
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God bless you, thank you here01:17:03
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got into pockets and even under the coat,01:18:43
and the girl sternly took out a pistol,01:18:47
fired again01:18:50
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accept it like that don’t need a scarf card a month01:19:55
ago a guy comes up to me01:19:58
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marital fidelity and for me this is the most01:20:05
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bees fly and bring us honey, and we01:20:49
feed them and our children,01:20:51
and we say that you didn’t bring any honey,01:21:03
but you somehow put the money in01:21:08
their cell to fly, and we are overkill, we humans01:21:17
entwining flowers and the heights from there, pollen, we01:21:22
never forget to fight back the scoundrel01:21:27
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and my hands under my coat and where is my house manager01:22:58
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gentlemen, what was I looking for?01:26:42
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Бенефис Ю.Гальцева и Е.Воробей.Юмор.Приколы. Юрий Гальцев и Елена Воробей - ведущие артисты нашей страны, выступающие в жанре буффонады и стенд-ап комедии. 31 марта 2005 года в Кремлевском Дворце съездов состоялся бенефис этих замечательных актеров, приуроченный к 1 апрелю, Дню смеха.В гости к Ю.Гальцеву и Е.Воробей пришли: М.Галкин, С.Дроботенко, Г.Ветров, Ф.Киркоров, Н.Басков, К.Новикова.
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