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[music] on the00:00:06
morning of January 1, the son comes and says00:00:09
dad, dad, and on New Year's Eve I00:00:11
dreamed that a hedgehog was playing with a bunny, and00:00:14
you,00:00:15
son, have yet to sleep and sleep.00:00:19
So friends on the air of the Russia TV channel00:00:23
New Year's show Kings of Laughter,00:00:28
the most long-awaited Union Yuri Galtsev and00:00:32
Elena Sparrow is00:00:44
one woman00:00:46
[music]00:00:53
[applause]00:01:00
what is this for me?00:01:06
No No, he won’t take it Loves him, he doesn’t love him,00:01:10
he’ll send it right away00:01:11
My dear again, you’re looking There’s a crisis in the country00:01:15
And you’re in the new one being paid,00:01:17
come here This is an old faded00:01:21
Lika with us, which means00:01:24
I’m crazy for you proposal00:01:46
you get started00:02:09
[music]00:02:12
[applause]00:02:26
listen, then let's go straight to the heavy00:02:29
artillery Viagra take me than00:02:33
I am00:02:36
new Well, if00:02:40
I understand00:02:42
the competitors,00:02:48
secondly, you understand big breasts, and00:02:50
in the third, when you understand00:03:05
[applause]00:03:13
[applause]00:03:15
[music]00:03:33
[music ]00:03:39
I was all strange, I was afraid,00:03:42
my brother, like you, when I00:03:45
saw you on TV, I crawled under the blanket out of fear and00:03:48
started to shake,00:03:51
I understand your brother, there was something to be00:03:53
done, yes, well, what will the00:03:58
reserve center do for life, you know, the00:04:03
girl, what are you talking about,00:04:07
wasn’t what00:04:17
what to talk seriously00:04:20
seriously00:04:22
And that you used to order something from me they00:04:25
constantly order Yes, just when I00:04:29
start to sing00:04:33
but orders00:04:41
[music]00:05:15
[music]00:05:19
I just said I didn’t understand The main thing is for00:05:22
me to understand, let’s go through it, if00:05:25
you go through the intervals it’s far away Yes,00:05:28
no, it’s nearby Let’s Take me, I’ll take you, I00:05:30
’ll take you, Yes, yes, I don’t00:05:33
have a penny of money today, it’s00:06:01
good00:06:31
that00:06:32
[applause]00:06:34
[music]00:06:38
you’re still spoiled,00:06:45
look, the girl00:06:57
can immediately get an ambulance Come back,00:07:00
help00:07:05
me in class, the00:07:20
girl at my home00:07:27
two talk to a guy Listen, I have00:07:29
a girl as cool as his kiss on00:07:31
faints to introduce her I can’t she’s00:07:34
in a coma now00:07:38
so I told you this You laughed00:07:41
and a funny joke Today we have00:07:43
another such person who just00:07:45
tells a joke in a special way Igor00:07:48
Mamenko00:07:50
[ applause]00:07:54
[music]00:08:04
[applause] I00:08:05
want to start according to tradition Naturally With00:08:08
anecdotes So imagine00:08:10
two people meet and00:08:12
they say You know, I have the00:08:13
feeling that my wife is cheating on me with her00:08:16
neighbor00:08:20
Yesterday I’m returning home, I pass by00:08:23
my balcony Well, I look past my house, the00:08:26
neighbor is standing on on the balcony in shorts and00:08:28
smoking I come home00:08:38
Thank you00:08:41
the man returns home in the smoke drunk his00:08:44
wife comes in naturally starts immediately00:08:46
slapping him in the face you will drink you will drink00:08:49
you will drink okay00:08:54
[applause] a00:08:55
mathematics professor is standing at the blackboard writing00:08:58
some equations got carried away and forgot the00:09:01
students were already writing half the blackboard in minutes 2000:09:07
at this time, at the back desk, two guys are00:09:09
playing cards, one throws the wrong00:09:12
card and tries to cheat, and the other tells00:09:14
him You’re a complete fool, professor Yes, yes,00:09:18
I’ll explain everything now00:09:21
[applause]00:09:25
goes to the kitchen,00:09:27
headed straight to the refrigerator There’s00:09:30
a cage on the table with a parrot, covered with00:09:33
some kind of blanket, he took the blanket off the00:09:36
cage, came, opened the refrigerator, drank beer00:09:42
greedily, put it on, closed the00:09:45
refrigerator, went back, covered the cage again,00:09:47
covered it with a blanket,00:10:06
I'm a fourth-class car mechanic,00:10:10
and my friend, the security guard in a nightclub,00:10:14
how will he speak? If you want to make some good money,00:10:17
Come with me00:10:20
to our place they say in an elite ladies' club there is a00:10:22
stripper behind him, an00:10:25
open dislocation of the left hip00:10:28
needs to be replaced,00:10:30
come,00:10:32
the hostess asks who you are00:10:35
I say to striptease,00:10:43
today we have a corporate party of00:10:46
humanity, it’s00:10:58
very easy to undress first.00:11:01
Behave then simply Fulfill their whims and00:11:04
requests00:11:12
And then she pushes me onto the stage as I00:11:15
was from the garage00:11:17
sweatshirts in00:11:18
cotton pants00:11:21
and boots00:11:23
The ovation in the hall lasted for about five minutes,00:11:27
I took a closer look, you can00:11:30
clearly see00:11:33
only the eyes and the darkness are burning, only the00:11:35
ghouls I00:11:37
hear the housewife screaming.00:11:51
Well, I launched00:11:54
one, caught her, and immediately took her away. There00:12:00
were jack pliers in my pockets. I’m00:12:21
already hammering the dowels into my heels with a00:12:25
fingernail. Sobota tire I take off00:12:30
when I'm trying to take off my pants I started00:12:33
unscrewing the wire on my fly00:12:37
then I heard shouts of Brave00:12:39
thunderous Hurray00:12:41
and when I found myself in just the family panties00:12:44
my mother-in-law grunted00:12:45
[music]00:12:47
how many times I undressed at home nothing00:12:49
like that happened00:12:57
I performed the Dance of Love00:13:02
music no one heard my00:13:05
knees crunched like that like a company of soldiers00:13:08
body crackers I00:13:11
hear the hostess is a bastard00:13:29
and went between the tables00:13:37
I hear someone from behind hugged me Deadly00:13:40
grip00:13:41
I also thought with my hands with my bust00:13:46
closed on my neck like a life jacket00:13:49
barely slipped out Thank you Solidon00:13:54
I covered myself with it before that shine00:13:56
the stripper00:13:59
and then my panties fell the first bill00:14:05
unexpected Tickly00:14:14
I liked it00:14:27
[music]00:14:48
people really 6 stands with a00:14:51
slight movement of the hand I made the family00:14:55
panties into a thong00:14:56
[music]00:14:58
and this pipe is useful as an electrician on the table00:15:04
It turned out it was a rusty glass wool water pipe that had been00:15:07
waiting for repair since the last00:15:09
century,00:15:10
so the panties burst right there and00:15:13
hit the hot one the00:15:18
steam was so hot00:15:21
that even the American president's eyes popped out of his head00:15:24
for 100 dollars,00:15:51
what does a woman want from him00:15:59
[music]00:16:13
when on the stage of the Ukrainian rabbits the whole00:16:16
audience is wondering which of them is Danilet, which of them is the00:16:19
second,00:16:20
no one is still able to understand this00:16:23
A when on stage I the whole audience00:16:27
is thinking when will you finally announce the00:16:29
next number Vladimir Danilets and00:16:33
Vladimir Moiseenko00:16:41
[applause]00:16:51
Hello, come00:16:55
to me00:17:20
[music]00:17:25
on what issue am I a witness in a00:17:32
very serious case, a00:17:36
very bad one, I would say the brutal00:17:39
treatment of animals of my neighbors00:17:42
Grigory and Alina pindyuley00:17:46
and it’s good that you came00:17:54
Come on00:18:12
[applause]00:18:15
[laughter]00:18:38
the sun but it’s00:18:46
not the sun that’s warming at all00:18:53
Wait, what,00:19:04
we don’t need this Well, okay, let’s write about the loss of00:19:08
male strength Yes,00:19:12
then00:19:14
my wife00:19:45
[music] I00:19:49
would also like to note that I’m a neighbor00:19:52
Alina is a very careful woman,00:19:55
and even when she’s the first one to cook it again, she00:19:59
never tries it. And so she decided to00:20:02
test the means for this00:20:05
on animals, an00:20:08
experiment, and well, we finally got00:20:11
to the bottom of it, yes, yes, and what next, the00:20:15
first day ago, someone caught them -it’s a00:20:19
cucumber and you know what’s interesting, we called, we00:20:24
didn’t know anything about the experiment and we were00:20:27
very surprised what kind of cat this cucumber was,00:20:29
bursting into our yard00:20:32
and cynically speaking to each other00:20:45
[applause] The00:20:54
fact is that my wife and I begged for electricity, we00:20:57
touched it, we locked it in the house like that and we understood00:21:00
that he wouldn’t let us out of there alive, you00:21:04
know, I’ll tell you honestly, I was the same way in Volodyas,00:21:07
kittens, you know, until now,00:21:11
in March, the heart in the back is standing on end,00:21:13
so don’t do it now.00:21:16
October will wait00:21:21
further for him, which means00:21:24
they’ve threatened to sharpen their [ __ ]. this00:21:29
and we didn’t see him anymore that they were walking around00:21:33
writing the cat was missing yes yes persistent rumors are going away00:21:36
that a maniac has appeared in the city and is00:21:40
very angry so it goes on and on00:21:43
Let’s00:21:57
happen I mean with00:22:20
an ax and we didn’t see him again like that but00:22:23
there are persistent rumors that they appeared in the forest00:22:28
crowing Wild boars so you know that the00:22:32
gentleman is touched in my00:22:34
case materials Written by a cow you are a rooster in my00:22:36
head00:22:44
In short, it doesn’t matter e After00:22:49
she entered into the experiment, this00:22:51
cow is a00:22:53
three-meter high fence of the majority of00:22:57
5 km00:22:58
will be adjusted for our veterinarian00:23:00
substitute who killed from her in city00:23:04
on a motorcycle00:23:09
there are persistent rumors that in the area the00:23:13
increase has00:23:18
ended00:23:35
and she00:23:37
suggested me00:23:41
and that the00:23:43
top is also a matter of defusing follow this is00:23:46
already a hassle that this remedy should not be00:23:48
taken internally How to00:23:52
smear00:23:59
and I didn’t give in00:24:01
Why00:24:08
the yard began to surrender00:24:17
[applause]00:24:24
where are the substances00:24:32
[music ]00:24:59
where is the recovery from the war00:25:02
Vladimir Danilets and Vladimir Moiseenko00:25:05
Thank you00:25:10
[applause]00:25:12
and many theater artists combine00:25:15
their activities with pop and even00:25:17
circus in music this is called a00:25:21
multi-instrumentalist in the volume probably a00:25:23
multi-humorist with00:25:36
his wife we sat down to dinner and didn’t like it00:25:58
we are not expecting anyone today we00:26:07
approached quietly the wife asks the door00:26:11
who wo00:26:13
n’t let me in from there or spend the night.00:26:18
We live in Moscow in the very center on the00:26:20
sixth floor. The wife was stunned at night, a00:26:23
minute later she pulled herself together and00:26:25
walked quietly to the door00:26:31
who wouldn’t let her in from there or spend the night.00:26:34
Good people, like in the old days, knocked on the00:26:37
first hut they came across. and let00:26:43
strangers in00:26:47
based on their voice, a man of about 40, a mug, a bandit00:26:50
door.00:27:20
Who is00:27:22
n’t there? Let me in, don’t spend the night, I would00:27:27
love to let you in, but we can’t open the door; the00:27:30
lock is broken;00:27:32
the bandit let me help you; anyway,00:27:36
the door needs to be broken; the00:27:39
wife, pallor,00:27:44
came up quietly and asks the door00:28:13
[music]00:28:33
you come to you alone and why not Let in or00:28:40
spend the night a wanderer with a knapsack Read00:28:43
with a knife00:28:44
and here someone sprinkled living water on someone’s wife00:28:47
in the old days and they didn’t put locks on the00:28:50
doors people were kind and it would be00:28:54
more honest to let you spend the night or00:29:01
something dear good the man was gladly00:29:05
let out Yes, there is no one at home at all, it’s00:29:30
not like that yet What a joy Even two00:29:35
joys New Russian grandmothers00:29:54
and everything that00:29:57
happened00:29:59
[applause] it’s00:30:02
normal in vain to try to understand for00:30:06
your health You can’t wait00:30:11
[music] that’s how00:30:13
my telepathic talent00:30:18
knows something About do you think about me Well, what do00:30:21
I think about you, well, you yourself00:30:25
didn’t understand the soup set the distance00:30:40
[music]00:30:54
[music]00:30:58
this is a bow00:31:01
I thought the parachute might look00:31:06
flimsy But move,00:31:10
keep your eyes on Balabol I see telepaths00:31:17
for a woman at a certain age00:31:20
phrase Yes, you’re still wearing you can plow the00:31:24
essence is also a compliment00:31:27
[music]00:31:30
stupid Apparently there is no darkness like at night in Maykop00:31:34
read00:31:37
[music]00:32:12
you don’t have banknotes for a minute money for a00:32:15
minute about a pirate with a refund00:32:18
Calm down He’s sitting in the front row what00:32:20
difference does it make to him with a non-refundable return00:32:23
you need to warn you can00:32:26
[music ]00:32:32
three seconds to think What’s in your hands00:32:34
for the bills, look that it’s 20 at once00:32:49
[music]00:33:09
good beautiful00:33:17
[music]00:33:33
[music]00:33:39
she planted hers here, here they00:33:43
brought her Christine, wait, cute Wow,00:33:47
shovel cash, how much do00:33:50
you have, Lord00:34:04
Christina00:34:08
[laughter]00:34:15
[music]00:34:40
Well, okay, now we have a different00:34:43
way,00:34:48
first row00:34:50
[music]00:34:54
Write any number from 0 to 9,00:34:57
just a bigger one so that I can show everyone that00:34:59
Let him write in Russian,00:35:02
write in Latvian,00:35:08
don’t be afraid00:35:16
in the first grade,00:35:30
all children under 10 learned to count this00:35:33
hand00:35:46
[music]00:35:48
Well, okay,00:36:09
a riddle for me, a00:36:12
riddle00:36:17
4 fours00:36:19
Well, take the seventh turntable your Vadik00:36:24
four Every day I think from work at00:36:28
four o’clock [music] my00:36:30
daughter has one, ask here Where do00:36:33
people get you from,00:36:37
what do you do00:36:38
[music]00:36:41
this is a cow like this is a cow here so00:36:49
okay then and you my riddle Guess00:36:51
what drug is the most common I00:36:55
knew Yes I forgot it The toilet everyone sits on it00:37:09
I knew Yes I forgot I forgot that Be quiet here with00:37:14
your sclerosis she has such00:37:15
severe sclerosis comrade I feel so sorry for her00:37:18
poor thing sometimes Sometimes she00:37:19
’ll go sit on the toilet and for some reason she forgot00:37:23
about 40 minutes of sitting staggering00:37:27
Well, okay, how could she still be a00:37:34
young beautiful pregnant woman, it00:37:47
was noticeable00:37:51
[applause]00:37:52
Well, right, right,00:38:20
in Klaipeda,00:38:22
I understood how fresh he is, comrade Yes,00:38:25
Two sharks are sitting under the water mother Son son00:38:29
Mom I want to eat, mother says, son, no00:38:31
problem, swim to the beach, tourists,00:38:33
choose a fin for him, show him three circles00:38:35
around, make and eat, he says mom, I00:38:37
want to eat, can I not make circles?00:38:39
She says, well, son, you want poop, I’m00:38:41
with poop00:38:45
[music]00:38:46
[applause]00:38:50
Vladimir00:38:55
Well, okay,00:38:57
so next to Volodya who is sitting,00:39:00
well, another one00:39:04
next to him, another man00:39:09
[music] Who are00:39:35
you to describe00:39:41
[music]00:39:50
only00:39:57
[music]00:40:11
closed00:40:18
[music]00:40:22
[applause] [00:40:26
music]00:40:37
[music ]00:40:45
[music]00:40:55
[music]00:41:08
[music]00:41:17
[applause]00:41:24
I thank you The Amur River flows on the00:41:29
other side of the Amur is the00:41:30
Chinese city of Heihe Therefore, our00:41:32
Chinese travel to each other as if they were00:41:35
going home, one of our comrades decided to celebrate00:41:38
his birthday in a Chinese water park00:41:40
Let's start from the fact that for our man to00:41:42
visit the water park sober,00:41:47
we got ready, we arrived, we rolled off,00:41:51
we got ready,00:41:55
the speed is low, then00:41:58
someone comes up with a brilliant00:42:00
idea, to increase the speed, they decided to00:42:04
smear themselves with shampoo. Have00:42:09
you ever seen the Chinese with a00:42:12
vertical slant of the eyes,00:42:16
hi-he, only like that because we next to00:42:19
them they had such eyes when they saw00:42:21
at what speed ours flew out of the pipe,00:42:24
many of the pool was not enough, they flew over,00:42:28
they dived and there was foam on the water,00:42:33
guests of our water park Karen Ovanesyan and00:42:37
Honored Artist of Russia00:42:39
[music]00:42:41
said00:42:43
pianist Dina Atlasman00:42:46
will make Chopin's wish come true00:42:50
thought and said music also Chopin,00:42:55
the TV presenter who will now appear on00:42:57
stage, he doesn’t forget anything at all and doesn’t00:43:01
make mistakes, even if he forgets something,00:43:03
he improvises horror, moreover, I want to say that00:43:05
we are together celebrating this00:43:07
celebration of life and there may be a00:43:10
feeling that there is some kind of rivalry between us.00:43:11
No, this is not so the thing is that each of00:43:14
us considers himself the best, although the00:43:18
second one is also nothing, and this one is even00:43:22
nothing Sergei Drobotenko00:43:29
[music] it00:43:37
was just for me there I went with00:43:40
friends to hunt hares, I have my own00:43:42
house, a hunting bathhouse, the four of us00:43:44
went there Sanya Seryoga I and my00:43:48
cat Fidel,00:43:51
I have a good car, Niva, the fastest00:43:54
car in the world, the guys are not without fools,00:43:55
the fastest Niva, even when the00:43:59
speedometer is 20 kilometers00:44:03
into the forest, we drove into the forest,00:44:05
but it was useless to shoot too far, and then00:44:09
Seryoga00:44:10
jumped out00:44:12
to them, we then asked him why00:44:15
he was saying, Well, I thought catch up00:44:20
chased the fattest hare lost sight of00:44:23
him decided to climb a tree00:44:25
binoculars to see where he was when the00:44:30
guys found him For the first time in my life I saw a cat00:44:32
cry00:44:35
Oil painting Seryoga on the top00:44:44
after a hunt decision to flood the bathhouse to flood00:44:47
Fidel into the steam room they00:44:50
pushed him, the bastard didn’t understand We we00:44:53
only wish for the best, we are all cat people00:44:56
Sanya says I have a cat in a past life He00:44:59
was probably a policeman00:45:01
every day he takes an inventory of his property,00:45:07
I say she’s a long time ago, in fact the whole00:45:10
clinic was in bed and brought him for a ride00:45:13
for castration Well, everything seemed to work out00:45:15
fine after the operation, the sister00:45:18
fills out the journal and asks what is your00:45:19
cat's name You won't believe it00:45:23
now Castro00:45:28
we're sitting and00:45:29
steaming, the four of us, the three of us,00:45:34
I didn't drink00:45:38
my future00:45:42
Bigfoot, the00:45:50
guys saw something definitely there, it's00:45:53
just that in winter scientists from Europe came00:45:55
and lived here.00:46:12
Well, from Europe00:46:15
in the morning our felt boots were full,00:46:20
we're sitting00:46:22
and steaming. The only lighting in the steam room is a00:46:24
kerosene lamp, take it and it will go out. I00:46:27
tell the men, sit down, I’ll go to the00:46:29
shed for a kerosene lamp. Well, I went in what I was00:46:31
steaming in. I went into the shed in the dark.00:46:48
tow,00:46:54
but for now,00:46:58
like sex Confit Chekhov,00:47:01
well, I found a kerosene stove. I went to the men in00:47:04
the steam room,00:47:06
they are already having a drink there with the cat in the00:47:09
brotherhood of the00:47:12
youth of the snowman.00:47:20
Well, here I open the door, then00:47:24
I walk around with the kerosene stove,00:47:27
I say, you called me, the00:47:32
light from the kerosene stove is a little00:47:35
But they probably didn’t have enough00:47:38
for me this one was accepted to go,00:47:42
in any case, Sanya said so,00:47:45
your mother was flying00:47:47
earlier and did not think how a person could00:47:50
have such dexterity00:47:52
that he could cover himself completely with a bath basin in a second. He00:48:04
rushed00:48:06
into the basin from above with his paws, knocked on00:48:09
him from below with a busy00:48:13
paw and waved his tail00:48:20
just wrapped in his eyes, don’t look, it turns00:48:24
him on,00:48:34
it’s even worse. I’ve heard that their females are more00:48:39
aggressive and attack first. Try00:48:42
crawling past him under the basin,00:48:44
under my basin the navigator doesn’t work, stick your head00:48:47
out. If they ask, say00:48:51
that you’re a turtle, and then what do you do?00:48:54
you’ll get out on your own But it’s easier for me, he’ll be full later,00:49:01
guys, why are you talking about me, there’s a pause00:49:06
after which the male00:49:12
means there’s a chance.00:49:29
This is an actress who can make anyone laugh. She was00:49:33
once driving a car and a traffic cop00:49:36
stopped her for speeding, and00:49:38
where were we in such a hurry, the traffic cop asked here's00:49:42
500 rubles for you, the00:49:46
traffic cop laughed, but00:49:50
People's Artist of the Russian Federation00:49:52
Klara Novikova took the money00:50:00
[music]00:50:04
my characters are of different ages and this is the00:50:07
woman I am today, she is so00:50:09
touching for me, it’s00:50:12
my back that hurts,00:50:17
it’s me on the collective farm in the fields, 30 years old,00:50:21
find the tailbone above the crown00:50:26
I came to the chairman of the collective farm, went to00:50:30
him00:50:32
while weeding, I found out she was00:50:38
in the city, my daughter,00:50:42
she was me in the city, she told me this is a00:50:45
beauty salon,00:50:48
she is my00:50:50
solarium, turn it on00:51:01
for 5 years, I couldn’t00:51:04
program00:51:05
all my fingers with a grandson He’s so trained,00:51:08
except for one very important thing.00:51:11
I say you want to press the spacebar00:51:15
so that you don’t stand idle.00:51:18
They bought an apartment in the city, as it is,00:51:23
slavery,00:51:28
no, somehow in the city it’s00:51:30
called a mortgage,00:51:33
you bought a mortgage, you bought an apartment with a mortgage, in00:51:38
our slavery,00:51:40
the imbank borrowed 2 million such athletes are00:51:45
regularly paying and have already paid00:51:48
everything is just a little bit left, something00:51:51
like two million the00:51:56
bank burst very badly,00:52:04
but they collected their belongings and stones00:52:07
came to the village Well, what is he now, what is it00:52:10
called, this is a crisis,00:52:12
they collected everything and arrived but Natashechka, he’s00:52:16
in the village, she’s one of her own She’s grown up00:52:17
Oh, the enclosure is a problem, oh, he brought me a plate00:52:22
as big as a satellite one to put on the house,00:52:25
put a00:52:27
healthy heavy one on it before00:52:30
hanging it on the house by the doghouse, they left00:52:34
it on the ball, I almost went crazy00:52:37
I thought that he should put such a healthy plate for the00:52:40
victim,00:52:43
but the questions that they won’t ask are so I don’t know00:52:46
what to say, I’ve already got a toilet in the yard,00:52:49
screaming from there, what to press to00:52:54
wash it away,00:52:57
the flood will wash it away, and00:53:00
then what should I do to get water from the well, I’d00:53:04
go and throw it in a bucket into00:53:07
the well and00:53:10
went and threw everything and that’s it,00:53:14
my mother, I have a mother, tell me, does the00:53:19
chicken often lay eggs,00:53:22
I son, the00:53:24
chicken doesn’t lay eggs, but lays them00:53:29
well,00:53:31
and the rooster lays eggs. I’m just a rooster00:53:36
carrying eggs,00:53:42
like with him,00:53:50
one after another. They’re going,00:53:53
I don’t know. he didn’t have brakes, then he00:53:56
joked, he ended up on the website brakes.net,00:54:02
he comes00:54:38
and the fool himself wears an old hat00:54:42
[applause]00:54:45
of course he’s not a nail, but he went knee-deep into the ground,00:54:51
they often chatted. So00:54:54
why pump me out in heaven with fresh00:54:58
underwear, they gave you00:55:02
seven times, they pulled you out of there, thank you,00:55:05
tell me I didn’t want fairy tales, I00:55:09
specifically used the elastic band of my underpants from the00:55:11
doorknob Hurray And I got hooked00:55:15
Oh, I’m now00:55:18
a neighbor Semyonovich,00:55:21
opposite for the same number of years, there’s already a00:55:24
neighbor next to you, you know, under the fence, horseradish is falling apart,00:55:32
I can’t get up to my knees00:55:47
[applause]00:55:51
than00:55:53
he has grown up to his knees,00:56:04
I knew that Valerkin’s herbariums there00:56:07
is no such plant00:56:13
For the sins of youth00:56:17
[applause]00:56:22
began in the women's and men's00:56:25
[music]00:56:31
just before the roll up, it turns00:56:35
out that there are chromates and00:56:39
radiculitis as it never happened00:56:43
What is the folk method00:56:50
Oh the trouble The trouble is how they learned moonshine with grandfather00:56:54
This is what to whom Tell me where is the00:56:57
experienced one you can in this matter, an Olympic00:57:01
champion, the liver takes up half the body00:57:06
since childhood, I’ve been training since childhood, and Valerka is a kefir00:57:10
alcoholic But she decided to keep up with her grandfather.00:57:13
So, when the grandfather starts to drip,00:57:17
he immediately fights bacteria.00:57:20
And when it’s sterile, it’s like his grandfather. It’s obvious that he has00:57:23
such salt on his nose from snorted00:57:25
cucumber00:57:29
then you have to00:57:35
wait for the potatoes00:57:38
[music]00:58:13
but what about But here the store is called00:58:16
a gas station, an00:58:18
alcohol filling station,00:58:21
I immediately told them the White shelf,00:58:24
the red shelf and The foggy morning00:58:28
became beautiful, I don’t say anything,00:58:32
we only half a glass for fish soup Well, they didn’t00:58:36
sell half a glass at a time00:58:39
wholeheartedly buy 7 pieces00:58:45
No, let's buy everything for us Let's00:58:49
catch a snack Well, the worms in the jar immediately realized00:58:52
that today was their day off,00:58:55
they won't have to take a dip00:59:02
after 200 meters they lost their neatness00:59:06
after 30 seeds00:59:08
we met on the shore00:59:13
500 meters00:59:20
we saw traces of hands00:59:25
right at I brought a cradle on00:59:28
a motorcycle And on our potholes the cradle00:59:32
became a blender00:59:34
from me and said go take your sea salad00:59:38
And I’m also worried they’re going to00:59:41
hunt, how terribly ill I am, here I’ve00:59:45
already lived my Valerka, it’s a pity he00:59:48
comes Our Chili boar is wound up00:59:52
and rubbing his hands Here we are, I think that the00:59:56
boar is there too, the00:59:58
boar has been hoofing for so many years that they have a01:00:01
free schedule,01:00:04
how would it be to shoot so that the curtains won’t01:00:08
hurt01:00:15
him? closer to him, closer to the boar to see01:00:19
you and suffocate from laughter,01:00:23
empty the freezer, soon the meat will be01:00:27
full. I think that The boar also has an01:00:29
empty freezer,01:00:31
oh, she lived in peace, but you’re not here, so01:00:34
this is what we have Vera, the neighbor who’s01:00:37
opposite Oh, she’ll tell him his son01:00:41
when he went to school, she was worried about going to01:00:44
vocational school, he went worried about joining the army, he went01:00:47
worried, he came from the army and went to prison01:00:50
so she’s been living peacefully for 5 years01:00:54
Oh, I don’t want Valerka, he’s a good guy,01:00:57
but when will I wait for him to become a human being?01:01:00
I’m worried about him to the01:01:13
doctor. Two people very similar to each01:01:16
other come and say doctor, we01:01:20
don’t have children, it’s hereditary for our01:01:24
grandfather there were no children, the father had no children,01:01:28
and then where are you talking from, and we are from01:01:30
Rostov-on-Don,01:01:32
they are really from Rostov-on-Don, I’m01:01:35
not really a prankster, they are01:01:37
pranking everyone, you’ll see And now the01:01:39
brothers will prank you.01:01:46
Hello, good evening,01:01:49
it’s nice to have you on us distinguish Judging by the01:01:53
applause addressed to me, you guessed01:01:54
Who is where I still, just in case,01:01:57
will voice again with a guitar Alexander with talent01:02:00
Valery01:02:01
[music]01:02:05
when we relax and sing what we sing about01:02:08
how we relax01:02:11
Summer is a small life if you relax in01:02:15
what somewhere cool and spend the summer in a garden bed with01:02:18
a hoe Summer is a little01:02:21
death01:02:23
in winter it’s a little life let’s go01:02:27
[music]01:02:40
[music]01:02:48
[applause]01:02:58
[music]01:03:10
we are next to you And I would like to be there,01:03:16
stop and stand01:03:18
kindly with Any but01:03:23
engagement ring01:03:26
complex decoration01:03:28
at a resort like a collar01:03:32
wedding ring01:03:34
[music]01:03:46
I’m making a face01:03:49
[music]01:04:08
[music]01:04:15
[music]01:04:25
I’ll turn the calendar over and again to the river of01:04:30
September I’ll01:04:33
turn it over again and again the Third of September Or01:04:39
maybe I should start again I can’t understand anything01:04:47
[music ]01:04:56
Nobody jokes with nature and the man01:05:00
finally01:05:01
[music]01:05:07
fell asleep a man on the highway woke up with01:05:11
friends in Sochi he woke up cool01:05:14
saw the city of Istanbul I01:05:17
couldn’t understand in any way couldn’t understand01:05:35
[music]01:05:47
[music]01:05:50
but someone went down the hills01:05:55
Probably this is mine Anatomon on the slide, his trunks are01:06:02
lost, now I see for sure01:06:06
[music]01:06:13
[applause]01:06:15
sprouts, the sea is wide there, Turkey is somewhere01:06:21
far away01:06:22
and Turkish money is much cheaper, the01:06:27
land was born01:06:28
[music]01:06:38
you can take away the good, give the good,01:06:42
you can’t01:06:43
Wait,01:06:45
I’ll undress myself, you’ll find fat01:06:50
20 kg01:06:52
[music]01:07:13
in Bangkok, instead of beer, the bartender gave me01:07:16
kefir And I gave him an eye in Russian,01:07:20
I don’t care that she’s going to put the whole world in jail,01:07:24
let them learn to look for01:07:28
money there, the world will bend under01:07:34
[music]01:07:52
beautiful and then I fell asleep without pillows01:07:56
[music]01:08:02
[ applause]01:08:04
without you, without you,01:08:07
everything immediately became unnecessary without you,01:08:11
all the costs and expenses without you,01:08:15
how I need you my purse01:08:22
Summer evening01:08:38
[music]01:08:40
fishing rod01:08:42
Hello Zhuchka01:08:45
and neighbor Natalya01:08:50
[applause]01:08:56
white flowers01:09:01
Khvoibina01:09:03
Rivinushka are better than palm trees01:09:10
Alexander01:09:16
[music]01:09:24
[music ]01:09:32
[music] a01:09:35
story begins with an unexpected01:09:39
ending with an unexpected twist at01:09:41
the end, and I witnessed one such01:09:43
story recently at the checkout in a01:09:45
supermarket, a girl punches one01:09:48
yogurt, one toothbrush01:09:55
girl You probably live alone,01:10:00
but how did you guess?01:10:03
You’re too scary,01:10:08
Jerome wrote01:10:10
humor should be like a blow from a good01:10:13
boxer, you don’t know where to wait Where they will hit01:10:15
In this case, it seems to me that Jerome would like01:10:18
the work of this satirical writer01:10:20
Alexey Tsapek01:10:31
I want to tell a completely real01:10:33
story: a market, a man walks through the market, a01:10:36
Chinese man approaches him, comrades, buy glasses.01:10:41
I want your glasses comrade glasses01:10:43
to try on, he puts on glasses around all the01:10:45
young ladies, naked glasses, he took off his clothed glasses, put on his01:10:49
naked glasses, bought glasses, ran home01:10:52
to show his wife, flies into the apartment, takes01:10:54
the bedroom, and there his wife and a friend put on his glasses,01:10:57
naked glasses, took off his naked glasses01:11:10
[applause]01:11:13
there is an01:11:15
old joke -an old joke goes, the cow is all01:11:19
disheveled, disheveled, but happy, she’s01:11:24
30 years younger, everyone01:11:27
is asking him, cow, where are you from? It’s from01:11:30
a camel.01:11:34
Tomorrow I’ll go to him again.01:11:38
Among the men, there are also such01:11:41
people who call them, walkers01:11:45
don’t call the streets of squares by their01:11:48
names. sometimes men call their husbands,01:11:51
my advice to you is if they call you by01:11:54
someone else’s name, respond.01:12:00
Of course, of course, where there is care and01:12:04
attention, the walker has nothing to do. Although01:12:06
care can also be different. It was in the01:12:08
winter for one guy to be on fire. If your01:12:10
wife is walking, let her walk warmly01:12:16
[applause] after01:12:19
all they are destroying families,01:12:23
one man returned from a business trip01:12:26
in the morning, out of habit, he slipped his wife 10001:12:29
dollars, out of habit,01:12:32
she took it,01:12:36
too, out of habit,01:12:39
then they tore it off as if cut Yes, divorce And01:12:44
this woman had a walker in her closet, he01:12:46
crawled out of the closet, took 100 dollars from her husband,01:12:49
what are you yelling at, well, she took it from01:12:52
you Our fright took this money,01:12:56
you understand there’s nothing to pay for01:13:03
And in general, I sat here and listened to you and01:13:07
each other need to pay in01:13:09
small change,01:13:12
reconciled them, now they live in perfect harmony,01:13:16
I’ll tell you in general This is the topic of the hodaki, he’s01:13:19
indignant Where do the hodaki come from yes01:13:22
Because some men01:13:23
refuse to get married at all, and those who do get married01:13:27
mostly sit around watching TV, you see,01:13:33
one walker told me he was once01:13:36
confident Seraphim street, beautiful house 46,01:13:39
apartment 12 and where he gets sick, he couldn’t01:13:43
wait for his husband to come01:13:47
at 5 in the morning, Ottas screamed. The husband came this01:13:50
walker screamed for 10 minutes like at a parade, hurray01:13:53
hurray01:13:57
and even brought his husband slippers01:14:01
walkers for many men to save one01:14:05
galloped from a business trip, everyone searched the01:14:07
closets, mezzanine doors, no one comes into the01:14:11
bedroom, Vovchik is already saying, I give you my01:14:12
word, there was no one and now you will01:14:16
take the rap for all the01:14:22
walkers They come from the old and the young,01:14:25
so you can immediately tell the difference between the newcomer and the newcomer who01:14:27
came first. What does the veteran of this business do, grab the01:14:30
champagne? a01:14:54
handsome acquaintance came to the young lady,01:14:57
everything checked the window, opened everything01:14:59
fine, the husband showed up to do this, said goodbye01:15:01
to the window,01:15:04
and before that he had lived in the village for five years01:15:08
from high-rise buildings; the01:15:22
woodpecker's glasses themselves helped right at the very ground01:15:26
stood up on the wing went01:15:29
he went then he told these woodpeckers are so01:15:33
impudent01:15:37
barely fought off the01:15:41
walkers life of sugar how many of them01:15:45
left their health on other people's balconies01:15:48
one told me Voronezh January01:15:51
minus 35 4 hours stood on the balcony in01:15:57
shorts and a bra01:16:01
Yes, because a bra on the head01:16:05
is the only way to protect your ears,01:16:11
and the eighth size even saves you from a01:16:14
runny nose.01:16:17
He goes home. Then you know how it went, what kind of01:16:19
slap, slap,01:16:21
ding-ding,01:16:23
and on the head there is a bra,01:16:26
so a big request to husbands came01:16:30
home ahead of time,01:16:31
called, wait,01:16:36
let the man get dressed put on shoes say01:16:39
goodbye01:16:42
that immediately break down the door01:16:45
today you will let me leave01:16:58
we walkers need to take care of each other we01:17:01
have absolutely nothing left the rest are01:17:03
seasick01:17:05
in general towards your wife you need to be01:17:07
more attentive more tenderly so that One day when01:17:09
Zin asks why didn’t she01:17:11
answer you, I’ll stare01:17:14
[laughter]01:17:23
[music]01:17:26
shka when from me and serfdom01:17:33
Bravo I didn’t expect such agility from you she I01:17:37
definitely remember in the sixty-first when01:17:40
Gagarin flew into space01:17:42
I must say that on this day, April 12,01:17:45
61, another grandiose event took place01:17:49
somewhere near Kurgan, a boy was born01:17:52
who, like all the boys01:17:54
born on this day were named Yuri by01:17:57
Honored Artist of Russia Yuri Galtsev01:18:04
[music]01:18:05
[applause]01:18:06
[music]01:18:11
Good evening Dear Passengers,01:18:16
Yura Fleet airline is pleased to01:18:19
welcome you on the coolest plane of01:18:21
today01:18:29
[laughter]01:18:45
later the Belkina Strelka pilots01:18:49
will greet you in English and01:18:53
French languages So one and a half to two01:18:55
hours01:18:56
will arrive for you completely unnoticed01:19:08
[music]01:19:22
[applause]01:19:38
Monday01:19:52
was even more lucky01:19:54
[applause]01:19:55
they didn’t get on our plane at all they are being01:19:59
transported to their destination by land on a01:20:02
bus with thinned out seats these01:20:05
passengers will be spared air01:20:07
pits of animal fear during takeoff landing of01:20:09
cheeky harassing flight attendants the same ones01:20:13
who bought tickets of the stingy class01:20:18
please do not push in the aisle01:20:21
but go through the checkpoint push there01:20:23
[applause]01:20:25
is the01:20:28
center of night and social life To01:20:36
each his own seat01:20:41
transit Passengers do not push the01:20:45
transit Passengers01:20:52
[music]01:21:03
[applause]01:21:11
leave the post send cartridges to the01:21:14
chamber run across the continuous line01:21:17
rinse clothes take bribes swim01:21:23
kill blue whales01:21:26
the first minute and a half are declared01:21:29
non-drinkers on the plane this is the principled01:21:31
position of the Yura Fleet company01:21:35
proposed01:21:43
Mozhaisky plywood01:21:45
and loops01:21:49
mi01:21:51
[music]01:21:58
Swedish01:22:01
passenger01:22:05
something edible01:22:08
[music ]01:22:14
acute phobia fear of enclosed01:22:16
spaces01:22:19
Dear passengers, to your right and left01:22:22
there is a right and a left, and on the right01:22:25
is a right to a left to a left01:22:30
wait with your01:22:32
feet passes in sizes 45 48 56 and 701:22:37
old sizes these legs must01:22:38
definitely be checked in as luggage01:22:40
we ask young women not to hide their01:22:43
long legs under the seat the01:22:46
crew is jealous of not smoking,01:22:50
but you must hand over alcohol and01:22:53
drinks to the crew; the01:22:54
airline Aeroflotch, by the way,01:22:57
acquired the rights for the drivers of the gangway;01:23:00
this means that the rope ladders are a thing of the past forever,01:23:02
which is what01:23:04
passengers liked so much when landing at the01:23:06
Euroflot base; the travel agency Boomerang01:23:09
Travel Boomerang Travel is organized by you; you01:23:11
will definitely come back; you will definitely come back you01:23:13
Travel Boomerang01:23:15
[music]01:23:24
skydiving and Mother's daughters for01:23:27
money01:23:32
penultimate hello hello hello01:23:34
hello01:23:42
your favorite feature films01:24:07
more Raise your hands who have already flown Thank you01:24:11
to the rest get parachutes01:24:13
don't need to be crossed out and diapers but this01:24:17
Think01:24:19
tried it hurt01:24:23
instead of oxygen masks You will be01:24:25
given masks with helium during rescue01:24:28
you can not only01:24:31
laugh01:24:44
[music]01:25:07
[music] The01:25:13
crew of our ship as well as our01:25:17
sponsors wish you custard cookies Have a01:25:19
pleasant flight we are now at an01:25:24
altitude the temperature behind the gate is01:25:28
40°01:25:29
The crew is illuminated above you the accountant01:25:33
is counting the proceeds01:25:34
stay at in their places and in the meantime we01:25:37
try on the rail01:25:42
ships of an expensive class washes our hands of01:25:47
[applause]01:25:49
We say goodbye to you, fly01:25:51
[music]01:26:00
[music]01:26:14
I want to talk to you about a01:26:16
gift, here is the best holiday in the01:26:20
life of any person, this is, of course, a birthday.01:26:23
Well, if it’s Day your birthday01:26:27
Because01:26:28
if it’s someone else’s, then this is a problem that you have to01:26:31
give gifts to everyone on their birthday, and01:26:35
this becomes more01:26:36
and more difficult every year because everyone has everything,01:26:39
everyone has everything, you don’t know what to give,01:26:42
and I noticed that Gifts are divided into01:26:45
two categories The first is which01:26:49
you don’t need,01:26:50
and the second is which is why01:26:57
I came up with this method for myself, that’s01:27:00
all that they would give me for my birthday,01:27:04
then during the year they distributed it to everyone on their birthdays,01:27:08
but here it’s important not to miss because01:27:11
I gave one of my friends such a01:27:14
cast iron one, you know ashtray The bear is about01:27:18
5 kilograms, he almost killed me with this bear,01:27:21
he is coming back to him for the third time,01:27:25
such a bear is walking in circles all the time.01:27:28
Well, I’ll tell you this, two or three birthdays a month,01:27:32
no money,01:27:36
it’s my wife’s birthday, you noticed When01:27:40
you come store gift for women buy01:27:42
the saleswoman asks you for your wife or01:27:46
more expensive01:27:48
and for me and for my wife and more expensive Because01:27:51
because How much is the gift my wife01:27:54
determines how I feel about her01:27:57
maybe only with me this doesn’t01:27:59
happen to you But that’s exactly how it is for me That’s why I01:28:02
need a gift that is more expensive but for01:28:04
little money,01:28:07
so every year for my birthday I give a01:28:10
ring with a diamond, don’t be surprised, it’s01:28:13
more expensive because it’s still gold,01:28:15
but for little money because it’s a01:28:17
diamond, a gypsy friend of mine01:28:20
puts it on me at the market.01:28:22
Well, it’s only my01:28:25
mother-in-law’s birthday that’s more complicated she’s a serious woman,01:28:27
you can’t joke with her, last year he joked with her.01:28:30
She tells him, you tell me for my birthday,01:28:32
give me some kind of electrical device,01:28:34
a juicer or whatever he says, but an01:28:37
electric chair won’t do,01:28:41
and the main thing is that the joke didn’t cost him much,01:28:43
a taxi01:28:47
Well, there’s a couple a kilo of this plaster two crutches01:28:50
and a duck Sick leave so I don’t joke with her about this01:28:54
topic I also give books A book is the01:28:57
best gift especially if you put more money in this book01:29:02
She gave me such a device last year, she01:29:04
says it’s the box she gave01:29:07
It says a razor new01:29:10
design company vest 57 blades I01:29:14
discovered this is an ordinary kitchen grater01:29:18
and our neighbor Anna Petrovna, she does01:29:21
n’t give anything to her husband for his birthday.01:29:22
I say, Well, you need to01:29:24
pamper your husband at least once a year, she says no, you01:29:26
need to pamper your husband all year round, you need01:29:30
him every day blaspheme or treat and from01:29:33
this his withers or watering can will grow,01:29:39
you know what wisdom is given01:29:43
not only for birthdays but also01:29:46
for all holidays we give for the New Year, so I01:29:51
gave my scientific supervisor a new01:29:54
toilet for the New Year, he was so surprised, why are you01:29:57
surprised? You yourself said that01:29:59
now you just need a new impetus to advance science.01:30:06
But I did it right, and to the accountant01:30:09
at the chief accountant’s work, we01:30:10
gave the whole team a bottle of Anniversary01:30:14
vodka, but for a reason we decided to make01:30:16
a joke; we poured out the vodka, poured water in it, corked it01:30:18
properly and gave it to him And he01:30:21
turned out to be so kind, he poured all this vodka for01:30:23
us01:30:26
and we drank it like fools, quacked and01:30:29
shouted them. Well done,01:30:31
he turned out to be a non-drinker. Can01:30:33
you imagine, what can I tell you? March 8th01:30:36
is of course a holiday with tears in our01:30:38
eyes because the entire women’s01:30:41
team needs flowers and perfume and to the boss a01:30:45
bottle of whiskey with the words you, of course, are not a01:30:48
woman, but rare01:30:57
April Fool's Day is our holiday, like it or01:31:01
not, we need to give jokes to someone I made a01:31:06
life-threatening joke to my wife, I tell her which01:31:08
gifts you like more, one big one or01:31:11
many small ones, she says She loves01:31:13
gifts, says a lot of small ones, but I01:31:16
gave her a glass of sunflower seeds,01:31:19
that was a laugh. Well, really, I was the01:31:22
only one laughing, and not for long, until the glass01:31:25
reached my head.01:31:27
Now it’s my first day of01:31:30
Workers’ Solidarity. I gave my friend who01:31:32
recently got divorced an01:31:34
inflatable aunt as a Solidarity gift. he regretted01:31:38
the money, at first he was happy, the next01:31:41
day he came back with the words stupid stupid, he01:31:48
couldn’t tell me a single word in the crossword puzzle,01:31:49
and finally, the main holiday of my life01:31:52
is my birthday, my neighbors, my01:31:55
friends and my boss all came and gave01:31:58
me a gift. I looked and was stunned, that’s all.01:32:01
I gave them everything back to me for a whole year.01:32:17
As they joke in Russia. One day, young01:32:21
farmers from Bulgaria01:32:23
decided to buy a new Gazelle for transporting01:32:26
tomatoes. They bought it while they were driving from Russia.01:32:31
Some strange metallic knocking was heard in the cabin;01:32:32
they had already taken out all01:32:35
the jacks; the spare seat was removed; it was knocking; they01:32:39
called the specialists dismantled the Gazelle01:32:42
completely knocking finally found out knocking01:32:45
somewhere in the rigidity box God bless him With01:32:48
expenses they opened the box inside there was a01:32:53
nut hanging on a thick fishing line01:32:56
and a note in Russian well done found01:33:01
these words you can fully01:33:04
draw guests he performs in the genre of01:33:07
buffoonery eccentrics Gennady Vetrov I01:33:13
really want to tell an anecdote,01:33:15
especially to tell me that it’s new They decided to01:33:18
organize an international squad of01:33:20
pilots in Europe testing applicants a German01:33:23
comes in Tell us about yourself I flew 1501:33:25
thousand hours in the air I mastered 12 types of01:33:28
aircraft I want to receive 3000 euros no01:33:30
Where can you get that kind of money? You do01:33:32
n’t have thousands yet looks good on the book, it means01:33:35
the Englishman says he has flown more than the01:33:37
German, I want to receive 4000 euros01:33:39
very well, the Russians come in that I01:33:42
haven’t flown at all or I don’t fly, I came01:33:45
to talk about the price01:33:47
How much do you want to receive 9000 euros01:33:50
Where did I01:33:54
agree to fly that kind of money01:33:59
my man caught a goldfish Well, it’s01:34:02
begun bargaining fish allowed it Yeah,01:34:04
now three wishes then go home she's this01:34:06
guy Now there's a crisis if I pull one01:34:08
myself I'll be glad, well, let's do one thing I live01:34:10
in Moscow alone than I have in the Canary Islands and01:34:12
fly I'm afraid that's why I'm rarely at the dacha01:34:14
fish I need a broadband01:34:17
Concrete road from Moscow to Canary, she01:34:20
may have gone completely crazy. I say crisis,01:34:21
such desires can’t be pulled, or let’s be01:34:23
real, or I’ve swam, I’m01:34:25
dating a catfish now, he’s Okay, let’s be real, I01:34:27
really love fish women and I’ve01:34:29
had a lot in my life and01:34:31
they’re all from me they left as if according to the same01:34:33
scenario, about a month later, a fish Help01:34:36
me understand women's logic In general,01:34:39
you're a man, concrete, where canary wanted four01:34:42
stripes or six,01:34:49
friends you are greeted by a character from the01:34:52
series boys are different, let's go01:35:01
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couldn't get a job anywhere nowhere, but now01:35:17
I got a job and worked for me,01:35:19
it’s called a very nice manager for the01:35:22
dissemination of information in objective01:35:25
reality, before it was called01:35:28
the nickname of advertisements.01:35:32
I really like the work because01:35:34
they write so much interesting cognitive01:35:36
process all the time, then there is so much glue01:35:38
left.01:35:40
I will never stick it even for money,01:35:44
no one yet I didn’t give it yet, look, I’ll start with a01:35:46
little one with you and we’ll discuss01:35:48
treatment for alcoholism coding01:35:50
forever. A friend of mine called on01:35:53
this phone and says tell me you’re01:35:56
coding forever, it helps01:35:58
people stop drinking in general, what are you doing01:36:04
body correction center Michelangelo But in01:36:09
our area I think this is not necessary, women01:36:10
are tense, poor, even he is my01:36:13
cousin’s sister, I need to go remove the01:36:15
slight curvature of my legs.01:36:19
I wanted to say that the slight curvature is the01:36:22
horns of a buffalo in general, and there is such a01:36:25
roller coaster in general, one thing01:36:27
is clear: the legs begin in slippers and01:36:31
where even Husband Vitya ends doesn’t know01:36:37
men want to light up every night01:36:41
Coal boiler room number nine01:36:43
required01:36:45
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solvents Hairsprays hair dyes01:36:52
2233 ask01:36:58
every day01:37:27
casting come true girls are invited to a01:37:29
beauty contest Well, you know, it’s better not to go there,01:37:31
it’s tough when I had the selection there people01:37:33
were like this costing artist screaming on01:37:35
women and01:37:37
carry ultra and hair to sneak up and that you are01:37:40
all so fallen apart one opens01:37:42
the door How he yelled at her says lips01:37:45
pump up the chest adjust the waist01:37:47
at least outline with a pencil She says I’m the01:37:49
new cleaning lady where can I get water from01:37:53
all of you to the staff for 100 dollars01:37:55
such demands are generally01:37:58
exotic tours in our area Boca01:38:02
chica punta cana bora bora Safari from01:38:05
Nairobi to Mambasa01:38:13
price 100 thousand USD my neighbor says01:38:17
Do you want Adrenaline for free01:38:20
come in In the evening after work to the01:38:22
boxing section when everyone is sweating Say hello01:38:24
goats01:38:26
adrenaline for a month treatment that’s enough,01:38:29
they’ll take it out from under you in buckets, an01:38:30
experienced psychologist will help you01:38:33
solve any problems, husband, wife, neighbor,01:38:36
fathers and children, my neighbor lives with her01:38:38
son, son and mother, the problem can’t be solved, he01:38:41
always makes surprises and makes Who brought the01:38:43
dog says We’re sorry, he picked it up on the street,01:38:44
let him live with him us she What if there are no01:38:48
40 injections for tetanus, no rabies, or01:38:51
me or the dog Okay, he brings a01:38:53
beautiful girl later, our half of our head is01:38:56
shaved bald with such a01:38:58
felt-tip pen,01:39:00
rivets are everywhere on the tongue, such a [ __ ] turn01:39:03
does not close, the tattoo is all01:39:08
mother dog01:39:15
And the last thing is that I didn’t understand the ad for a01:39:18
jeep or something jeep Porsche Cayenne 200901:39:22
Germany 120 thousand dollars jeep01:39:24
Land Cruiser Japan 140 thousand dollars01:39:28
Hummer 211 year of manufacture 160 thousand01:39:32
dollars look they write this is not a complete01:39:34
list of Jeeps not a complete list of Jeeps01:39:37
that were pulled out of a puddle in the village of01:39:39
Kuchiryazhya by a tractor Belarus,01:39:42
manufactured in 1976, worth 10,000 rubles along with01:39:45
tractor driver Lyokha01:39:52
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