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Александр Морозов
Анатолий Трушкин
Братья Пономаренко
Вашуков Михаил
Виктор Коклюшкин
Владимир Винокур
Геннадий Ветров
Геннадий Хазанов
Данилец и Моисеенко
Евгений Петросян
Елена Воробей
Ефим Шифрин
Игорь Маменко
Игорь Христенко
Карен Аванесян
Клара Новикова
Максим Галкин
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[applause]
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[music]
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changes my key
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all the
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levi have long gone to bed all the outdoor traffic
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set out on the road not close to the decoctions
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of the village at the expense of
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if suddenly a criminal is noticeable
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then we will always give him a rebuff beleke part
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both faster
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we are now going night watch
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take care of the honor of who
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we are going faster now night watch,
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well done, we still want the matryoshka to
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decide to go on night watch
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to protect our native village, holy business,
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iphone
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and
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come out,
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whoever is brave,
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don’t be afraid of
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the sky,
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I’m a dog walking in parallel
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and I’m not afraid, this is a reaction test,
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this worm went what then why
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pepper that type is all that in one metallic color,
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so
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their new door has already gotten wet twice,
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here
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I stand, ashamed or
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nervous when my stuffy scary
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you are the first time in Malta,
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it’s not for nothing that they say that in our village there is a lot of
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bandits, you don’t know, I,
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too, how many pony TV we can dial, it’s divorced
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how much mercy but the cabin environment is
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100 times our very tense
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listen to this hehe not a gentle evening
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going 1 to the network advice from anakin
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dear she treats
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it let your armor
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life and the end of the
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co2 level in the forest right scared it
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became home in the evening to go out lost in
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out of fear there was a ruble on every corner,
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shoot your truth, then
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I bought a pack of cigarettes in a commercial store on the river,
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and then they started shooting from them,
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one after another, I held on.
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there she is stealing how to overcome it in black I’m
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already silent over there behind the recession our
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car was stolen again at the dacha car I have a
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Venice cow when it’s
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black and white here it is chocolate and I have a
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lump in 79 they made a heifer with a
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mileage of 2000 km more than the tra stood with him
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business for 10 liters like Pamela
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Anderson embeds a
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map of some studded greenery.
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Brunel was stolen, the spots were stolen, the
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horns were repainted, they were killed, you will find no
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yes, well, okay, mixtures and more of your sets without
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milk, now I have him myself, he is a pig, 3
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weeks in theft, but for
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us, yes, no,
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enigma of
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school will not be given by the master, brought from the
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navigation menu,
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I’m on mine they put it in Egypt until it’s convenient for the
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great and how he’s approaching
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Lyoshka why are you tearing up a
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pig that any youtube night all around is a
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disruption behave on
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duty listen to the club
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you’re my son-in-law you know 2 of this Oleg
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this is close he went on a business trip
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to Japan that’s how I am in such currents in
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the grill.
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through Belgium, of course, he went
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on skis and that the whole ward went on roller skis
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and all the rights
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brought me gifts from there, the belly of a
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living goat, late he brought the current with the right
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horns,
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corrections, to congratulate us, the wires were
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transported by the truth for robbery, a Japanese blade and
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some Kuni people there Sensei is so
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timid he is so
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yes
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he wants to eat the creature like a broth I think I’ll
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sprinkle the masonry with it or give it to this
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part of our forehead rust and
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why am I eating it it will be my police
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goat
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[music]
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someone let’s be careful suddenly some
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maniac is lurking so do it text
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rapist
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these are the ones at the station then the new
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testament money these are the porters the rapists
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this is in the bushes and up to free
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Shumilin such mine I how they will start
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doing things too much for me so that’s why
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conspiracies we Yakov
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mind me turbine
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tell the pain suspicious tag I
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’ll go I’ll check the form
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43
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already too much for me
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you feel. the heart did not jump out, the sister
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was at night standing from any coins with
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holes in them
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with blood, oh well, the Ministry of Emergency Situations was found, thank you.
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I
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saved him from the date just like a miracle, what are you doing, listen, come on
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[music]
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one day, home and the walls of a
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hundred facades, I suddenly grabbed
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Manya’s hand,
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and I
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told him what the hell, what’s the body? Yes, tell me that you’re
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breathing like that, you’re a fool, you
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need to hug me and kiss The spaces are not a paradise for me,
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another dro
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when I accepted
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and what he
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needed, but she won’t leave me so easily,
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and sometimes many more
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times.
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[music]
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chandeliers you yourself mommy I'm a maniac quilter
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hide nickname 76
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night unexpected races now I'm
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sitting like this I got you here and
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you eat for me here yes really Klyagin love
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the book I love you
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you're here for me everything is like a
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mother I'll tell her
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no need to her
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ile bi back everything we ever had
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a baby
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and the terminators came the fungus to the planet
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all the guys I was a participant in the dance I looked at
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the float they say the whole village is fighting
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then you say in the banks he was playing around
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otherwise why wouldn’t he be able to sit as
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he didn’t break his hands on anything
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from sin take Voroshilov away part 9
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episode is worth there was a fight in Moltaevo no
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no they won’t understand and the shooter Ganchin quickly
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rushed to run but I started to throw him
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a pebble he hid behind a birch tree I
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pounced on him and then it was already like that
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I suddenly slipped leave me
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and we
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’ll take apart the corner under
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well
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2 more pairs
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.
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Edik the courts I'm lying here
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trusting he's a robot and the
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butterfly is burning for 30 whist for divorce maybe someone
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has seen
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clay no I haven't seen it
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maybe from a neighboring village from our grief
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cruel
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interesting girls beach if you look from below
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what her time in the protocol is written for
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causing grievous bodily harm
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to the chairman of the collective farm with a blunt round
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object you see and what such a blunt
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round object I don’t know how stupid
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you’ll think 2 1 hit your head
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is it you that infection Olegovich I have a photo of
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the robot Hari a friend
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on the farm Malaga steals the collar
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potatoes they were I think 40 years ago I won’t
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return mine stolen
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amazing there will be nothing for the detyuk
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final wear the addition is good for places for
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dei
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and
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do steel as you sneak up
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infection living water we spray I
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want this and in the body my report
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man as bait suddenly a crow will come a mile away for a
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drink we will understand the how-know
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now have a fool I yesterday you saved me from the mouth
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when I was hungry, drying, there was no
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one anymore, there was no story, copper, listen,
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it was an ordinary gray cloudy evening, I
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came home in a bad mood,
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suddenly I see how the [ __ ] of your legs is crawling towards you,
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either a girl or a vision,
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I thought it was a thief and then I took it
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wide belt I have
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a drink alley this bandit
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or grandfather or maybe a vision
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he supported around the city jumped over the fence of the
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Yacoubians I blow him on the back
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pci spoons made yes he is not a cat on
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a date the stones
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over there make it clear to his demolished people
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will not my cat let whoever wants
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a kind there are
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Germans, these are tourists from Germany
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who came to look at our release, get away
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from and quickly to the fact that the breeze and drove
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thin it came to the patron of those ended
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inconveniently getting more convenient now and there
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was nothing alive there was nothing there was nothing on
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me 43
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[music]
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actually, right now I I looked at you closely,
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it’s still our secret, but
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weapons while you’re alive, not a single maniac will
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be afraid to meddle in the village for to the other
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edge, you and I are good enough, villager, let’s go from
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edge to edge,
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together we’ll win,
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sleep peacefully,
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I wouldn’t let you offend,
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sleep calmly soon folk so we
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are losing orbit place
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[music]
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bayushki-bayu don’t lie down on the edge
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they will come a top and bite the side
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and then a bear will come and bite off the legs
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a third
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[applause]
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the hand will be carried away by the forest the bunny will suck out the eyes
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[applause]
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why not take mine lullaby
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but I know another one, four dead people were walking,
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they met 5 secrets
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sticking out of his mouth, he has an enemy, he
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is trying to resort to the telepathic
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talent of the spa,
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this fellow is nervous and I won’t fall asleep
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because we, too
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[applause] did
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n’t
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give birth to a bunch of colors or
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something, the cuckoo was flying or something, a
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granddaughter came from the city, a
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great-granddaughter is tied up, died, magic doesn’t mean
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that my granddaughter has also come, here’s a
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great-grandson, hello, boy and girl,
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I’m a great-grandson, you know, he who
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understands how many months
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three months three vitek I am I am him, he
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understands that it’s not, well, you have to
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me the same girl, wrinkled face
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just like you, it looks like the code didn’t hit
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those Putin’s language like
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ur-swarm purge in the courts, look here she is where
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the horseman Ukhta
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Abdulla Rinat Koprino
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my emptiness decided they were careful that
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louder they heard the ears on the bag dad needs to
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shoot I can go on the shirt but you are
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impudent
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for spare parts gathered who is my cry
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copy profil
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faac place yes no you know him before
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your shnobel again paw that time
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to give both a nose and ears but the little elephant
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frieze again goes red with himself
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here you have to get up you have to tell the goddesses
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635
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principle father repeat
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[applause]
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Sarah the
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red one should have been
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silent, the cooper spoon
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we are in the club little blue put become
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put of course then he praises the empty
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shock from the leaf of the year yes yes this is
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this one and I’ve been itching for about seven minutes funny so there’s
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still five minutes left of
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smoke to
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buy
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it turns out to improve get it, let's
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come to us, why do we give you a role,
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what kind of
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skunk of
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text is there a lot
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[applause]
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no, just the characteristic sounds
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I can handle it and
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don't doubt
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it, ask these matches against this
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Ignat oblique Rinat I say
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what he eats like what you know that I
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can't accept words pronounce hear
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ask for toppings what do you mean people time give it like
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this well these reflexes
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what a hearing , well how do you like it in more so
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rounded this is what you never had this
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punt
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[music]
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units
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of life will disappear and the video
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was loved and sang not for you after all and for you help,
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you changed the
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vacuum cleaner of a large circle with milk,
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children love the letter c, she thought go
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to the jury that you can’t explain to everyone to sleep
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properly, Shannon explained,
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mine, for example, loves crazy people,
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why are you in front of him and the table, jump at every
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point, then it’s against how to not recognize a person
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and maslow you no no hint what word what word
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[ __ ] table now think I’m standing on
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special it’s never worth what to
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do with her now pacifier yes I didn’t forget about my
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favorite thing so it’s not worth silicone
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[music]
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this is it
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[music]
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also found
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[applause ]
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Valera moonshine
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about prom.ua
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already. okay, stronger,
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but in general there are no lullabies in his life now,
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many lullabies, other lullabies
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by the author, she quietly bye bye bye bye
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sleep abduka is fixated
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kaya / aim sorry but try and rinat to
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fall asleep they then a top will come and bite
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on the side which top give here and the ghoul
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didn’t dzhehuti I sit and be silent and will
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my joy of autumn come? The lights
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in the house have gone out.
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[music] [applause]
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[music]
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[laughter]
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be it for
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me at your eyelashes,
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at the head of the charme witch, they grabbed me by the
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leg and water, too, water, and so I was killed,
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drag me to heaven or something, you have strands across your face
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in the bathhouse in battle on the sofa . komistat cascade
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handsome guys, listen to how
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fast the time is on the stock exchange, yes, I was recently deprived of my lies,
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now they all have children, everything
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flows under the triangle, disposable use,
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between like this, the handles, like the Velcro clip,
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and all the radius are determined,
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you through one of mine, choose, deliver yours,
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we want to get over I left Dima after a while I
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now I don’t know about him they all
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look the same to confused it’s not normal
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what they will say how confused those who
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remember the girl the boy think with a mask in front of
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you movie
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well you’re stupid
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now let’s see it’s all the problems they confused us with
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since diet plans you and
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[applause]
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[music]
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almost wet the old lady
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your grandfather my squirter of
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this I'm a girl means don't be smart to be able to
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[ __ ] with a probe that's not smart everyone
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said listen you're not a former teacher by any chance
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you're already a teacher and then it means
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you have a face stupid, okay, I do
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n’t shine with this either, more so, I, too, was
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attached to the former, especially since
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yours will grow up to be who you don’t know about the
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point m, he will have a chance as an astronaut, then it’s
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not prestige that hurts, maybe this oh
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profession, I like everything, it’s an honor, it
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hurts to forget about and for the oligarchs, then
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a firefighter he will be black for you,
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let the fox over there say to launch a
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helicopter, they will throw water and our
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artist dates what to decide which fellows
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7th decide to the iodine factory to the
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spinner factory to smell the
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songs sing with Timati Timati didn’t understand what the
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churches are talking about
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you so that’s the rap that doesn’t know how
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the words rap we have another Timothy girls and the
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female is a myth does not envy the money changer to
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what they themselves will begin to be completed will grow up yours to
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meet my shock here is the groom Levi
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you can be related then
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maybe your classmate will be here that my here is the
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green button then press
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Samson got it
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samsung
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yes I was fast you are still flying I am flying to the
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overwhelm kai
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where the goat has gathered dance
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lied to these three how the great-granddaughter the
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neighbor and her husband are filming the city they went so they were
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left to understand
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not the visor but how pleased I was you know
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how much we have where you will put them they already have
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children you can imagine how much is my grandson st
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but who called I’m not taking you to come
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so you’ll find out if she’s alive
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and such close perks such pies and
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for whom well okay for calling my
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risky ones with pleasure in vain you
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know for a grant I’ve been
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going to the pension every day for a year now because
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letters arrived in the mail or a
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greeting card remember me old but
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since I’ll sit near the cat I’ll watch
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the whole day on the road, maybe someone will appear
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who will please the place, but apparently there’s no need for
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anyone to want to kill someone and
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someone gets turned on, well, okay, that everyone
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was touched, class, well come on, the father of his
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little pig, I’ll give him our author’s
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lullabies to sing before he dies of fear,
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yes we’re not there 8th I need a person
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to talk to, give me a catch, he don’t forget you, they were
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happy and forget to correct him, he doesn’t
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forget the vulture, Samson croaked notes, the
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whole park is sitting, I understand, I’m flying I'm flying the
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swallowtail to the checks, what's the matter Swallowtail chick like
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[ __ ] clav not my child set langer for the
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sour 20th grade granny that Gulnara gave birth
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here she also gave birth to babysit well okay
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always take it and let's go
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feed the pigs we see except for them we don't need
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you and no one what are they their children are our
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dear beloved children, God bless them,
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as he says, in the cities, as it is, he’s not
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busy, they became a club, whichever ones are busy, don’t
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approach,
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well, nothing, nothing, maybe someday
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grandmothers slept about her about us
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[music]
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someone who are
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they so
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believe the coil over is getting enough sleep
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rates listened to lie down foreign poured and
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now the boy is lying grinning at the
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Russians and throwing wildly at the house whoever you want at
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our plumber
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but why look there what are you talking about this is the
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spitting image of boards kibalchish important
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[music]
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[music]
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welcome for the first
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Vasco question at 0
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[applause]
00:31:28
[music]
00:31:32
we need a
00:31:33
good school
00:31:35
[music]
00:31:38
for youth the sea
00:31:40
until 8
00:31:42
we ourselves have shoes with me next to me
00:31:47
[applause]
00:31:59
[music]
00:32:04
madam where are you there
00:32:06
[music]
00:32:30
[music]
00:32:32
[applause ]
00:32:47
[applause]
00:33:00
cool for swimming this is what they call a
00:33:07
senile bikini
00:33:14
look at yourself
00:33:15
foil used this world in profile
00:33:20
thermo verso
00:33:26
hanging
00:33:29
today where is the ocean weight
00:33:31
[music]
00:33:33
versace I’ll show you your label I do
00:33:36
n’t need
00:33:39
what your label didn’t see that this is
00:33:47
China China
00:33:53
why are you in the hotel the mattress brought
00:34:01
the most said take the macro swim burden
00:34:07
comfortable mattress tabagari
00:34:13
I took the pump to mine a little pump up
00:34:18
for yourself that don’t pump it
00:34:21
considers disgusting the opportunity let’s
00:34:24
lie down on your feet with a nickname or else that
00:34:28
nut over there this
00:34:40
[ __ ] here is a small pebble called a pebble
00:34:46
and don’t be smart the smart ones themselves will rush away
00:35:08
[applause]
00:35:22
and since doing this
00:35:27
burns my
00:35:29
bones, I
00:35:34
forgot to undress sclerosis, damn about the
00:35:38
boys, you took him all the swimsuit,
00:35:42
we don’t need it, I’ll sunbathe topless,
00:35:49
you know I’m a boring nudist,
00:35:54
now when I go out, how to cut it, I’ll
00:35:59
show them all my arrogant stickers,
00:36:03
the beauty of the silver forest came out undressed
00:36:11
all the people saw her all like a broker
00:36:14
avoid yelling all the humanoids s'mores
00:36:16
flew over the lake zhu body moment
00:36:22
shallowed
00:36:25
anyway the section needs to be done like this the
00:36:29
whole tour 10 mm art got excited
00:36:37
[applause]
00:36:46
because who is screaming the
00:36:50
surveillance rescuer fell like you
00:36:55
[applause]
00:37:02
she to you you can’t kill him,
00:37:06
he’s normal, people generally swim naked,
00:37:11
by the way,
00:37:20
it’s good that since childhood, I have
00:37:22
n’t been going to the sport of football without binoculars,
00:37:33
what are they all fine, like they are
00:37:36
stronger [
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applause]
00:37:41
pinnacle Perm
00:37:49
[applause]
00:37:58
[applause] who
00:38:00
cares.
00:38:08
there lives only one Bermuda in the ruble, that
00:38:11
Bermuda Bermuda vitz how correct
00:38:16
bermuda in the vat,
00:38:19
wow, like a Casanova, like in life
00:38:24
without knowing, I need to come here, we flew up on ice,
00:38:33
not
00:38:38
duravit, photographer of the court to you
00:38:47
[applause]
00:39:05
11 I went wildly in the form of what
00:39:10
trussardi
00:39:12
attacks she had she has paco rabanne
00:39:15
[music]
00:39:17
you have one, excuse me
00:39:19
hilfiger you further paco rabanne paco
00:39:26
rabanne
00:39:29
my first love as soon as we river
00:39:31
it
00:39:32
I skin the tour to do before I love the sailors they are
00:39:36
salty because they joke and salt and nicotine
00:39:40
and anti in the mountains throw yourself like
00:39:54
wish jokes you don’t understand the steel
00:39:57
almost hit the minke whale only and I’ll
00:40:01
leave my legs I’ll bathe among see the retired barracuda
00:40:05
when I also
00:40:10
started diving with her
00:40:12
she dived there the shark island was
00:40:15
comrades stroking his teeth in two rows I’m talking
00:40:18
about you.
00:40:20
[music]
00:40:22
myocardial infarction is
00:40:24
such a scar. Yes, he’s angry and scary,
00:40:28
both of them,
00:40:32
I’m ready for
00:40:40
you too, mermaids with a diver,
00:40:44
at least this skoda, what are these, I respect this because
00:40:46
you’re born, I have a sincere feeling of
00:40:49
pride,
00:40:50
there’s no feeling of contradiction, I just can’t
00:40:54
understand are
00:40:55
you really a fool or are you really
00:41:01
going in to dip a jellyfish with you the gorgon
00:41:07
holds and vomits we go for a swim
00:41:11
[music]
00:41:31
[applause]
00:41:45
night the silence of the waves I ca
00:41:50
n’t sleep I can’t sleep I ca
00:41:53
n’t sleep you tell me she’s a
00:41:59
cucumber block for me the little
00:42:01
man got drunk and
00:42:04
Igor understand the moon understand when he drank like a
00:42:07
time machine
00:42:09
and tomorrow he won’t, well teana
00:42:16
I’ll never get there without her
00:42:19
[music]
00:42:30
when she was eight years old, her parents
00:42:34
begged her to run away from the house and at the
00:42:37
wedding table, the groom’s brother Oleg
00:42:39
says to go. I'll have some vodka with some
00:42:42
juice with what kind of gastric juice the men
00:42:51
ran to the ring for more let's drink out of grief
00:42:53
where is the grief why are you such a reptile Uncle
00:42:57
Mish hit the livestock I won't do it anymore
00:43:04
he won't need it anymore you're silent
00:43:07
justify the little birdie say something
00:43:11
sewers what sewers air in
00:43:15
the body and clearly tell me how I imposed myself
00:43:22
now correctly the
00:43:24
bank itself the thinning bottle itself
00:43:27
will remove more and how how it lifted
00:43:30
but when I was young I lifted the barbell
00:43:32
300 kilos
00:43:33
eureka killers screen so animal
00:43:38
girl barrel 200 kilograms I understand
00:43:42
life you’re lying I’ve been lifting all my life I’ve
00:43:45
been lifting roses the truth didn’t raise that’s
00:43:49
exactly how
00:43:55
we go, let’s go, it seems, I’ve calmed down there on the
00:43:59
beach, ethically, from 8 kilometers, let’s go,
00:44:03
I tell people who need it,
00:44:09
but giving 1, well, go first, no
00:44:13
difference, he drank the compressed, sober growing,
00:44:18
it went like a straight line dmsh,
00:44:23
my throne, you still, let’s try, trace,
00:44:27
followed, trace I can’t and the
00:44:29
youngest 6 years old is too mincing, treat me to
00:44:36
pseudo-flesh
00:44:39
[music]
00:44:53
very loud, what kind of white object
00:44:56
did I throw into the firebox so that I could have
00:44:58
sugar and why do you need sugar? sugar
00:45:09
for the brain is necessary for the hemispheres, it won’t
00:45:14
stick together, the bridge is 8 percent
00:45:19
liquid, and yours - from
00:45:21
the brake and hold I’ll tell you
00:45:24
Thursday at the wake I got drunk getting up
00:45:27
arete provide the hero of the occasion with
00:45:32
all cases brother Aruba because my add
00:45:36
Alen no Kiryusha left theirs half an hour
00:45:39
ago and what are you doing there alcoholic
00:45:42
chants shout I know a couple but you
00:45:45
hiss food that’s when you report the harm is
00:45:47
that in the temple she already had beer and 300
00:45:51
vodka and all the women were beautiful, everything was you
00:45:55
know at least one write that she fell or was drinking
00:45:59
that
00:46:02
[music]
00:46:06
hooligan.
00:46:09
nothing like how the woman knew the treasury
00:46:13
the grandmother lived a
00:46:15
verse set to music
00:46:23
it was set by the wall.
00:46:30
[music]
00:46:34
girls, you better call me yours,
00:46:37
then deceive me,
00:46:39
your shoals are no longer on my knees,
00:46:42
don’t regret anything, and love for free
00:46:45
when
00:46:46
you’re damn.
00:46:51
and my friends were there and love just
00:46:55
where I say for free,
00:47:13
mine would be 70 and so that the beds without springs
00:47:17
or sing everyone endures
00:47:30
[applause]
00:47:40
in a circle
00:47:46
[music]
00:48:04
[music]
00:48:07
and
00:48:17
who you and I broke the iron curtain with the damn T-
00:48:20
shirt broke break the floor with
00:48:23
kimi with them songs to sing nights
00:48:28
3g replacement
00:48:30
[music]
00:48:32
object well, the leaves
00:48:38
I burned
00:48:45
in the village
00:48:47
blooms
00:48:51
the road is the
00:48:52
longest
00:48:53
spring
00:48:55
the rules of the
00:49:02
city path
00:49:06
got drunk
00:49:07
rye
00:49:09
everything reached another that you are standing swinging
00:49:12
inario
00:49:14
and we will sing it with you
00:49:37
[music]
00:49:44
[applause]
00:49:56
and you and I I have to forgive you, you took it
00:49:58
quickly up to the hill on a tree with a brie hump,
00:50:01
it looks even beautiful, it’s stuffy,
00:50:05
tiny, everything is powerful, beer, if you want, I wo
00:50:12
n’t ask, I’m kidding you, tomorrow it’s
00:50:18
ice cream now, you
00:50:22
want frost, no, I want a normal one over there on the
00:50:34
stock exchange
00:50:35
[applause]
00:50:36
[music]
00:50:41
well, you’re quick went to work quickly
00:50:45
she runs the dairy plant can’t be
00:50:48
clearer at the milk plant the baby quit
00:50:50
very 1 I don’t know I don’t know maybe the
00:50:55
boss worked there before mister
00:50:57
stank
00:51:00
my well why are you criticizing lie magnifying glasses and a
00:51:02
good boy with his hand he was seven years old
00:51:05
and I heard he got married my don’t talk
00:51:07
about how they want to oblige on the balcony we look
00:51:12
at the registration married good nothing, nothing
00:51:14
the guys praised right at your place in blue right on the
00:51:20
day of the open gate a horde walked mint this
00:51:23
kind of bastard when he beats
00:51:26
let’s wake up the stage they will be masterfully
00:51:30
erotic my old one
00:51:32
I also forgot everything how ask,
00:51:34
why do you call your dog a
00:51:36
scumbag?
00:51:56
don’t correct me black
00:51:58
see the line john significant life from
00:52:00
our answer I’ll tell you how the set differs from a
00:52:02
big city compartment tsa in a small one
00:52:04
just by the size of the city everyone
00:52:07
let’s get on the road good
00:52:15
we came out of the forest when everyone started singing around
00:52:22
1 and the back we saw how darkness
00:52:28
wins Russia and
00:52:34
we walked all night
00:52:36
and
00:52:40
ours walked all night until the morning
00:52:45
i'm north 2
00:52:47
kindness
00:52:48
and
00:52:51
adding

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Новые русские бабки. Сборник лучших выступлений. Юмор.Приколы. Новые Русские Бабки — комический эстрадный дуэт актёров Игоря Касилова (Клавдия Ивановна Цветочек) и Сергея Чванова (Матрёна Ивановна Нигматуллина).«Новые Русские Бабки» являются сатирической пародией на обычных бабушек.Эстрадный дуэт Новые русские бабки - Матрена и Цветочек впервые появились в программе Евгения Петросяна в 1999 году и очень быстро заполнили своими смешными выступлениями множество юмористических программ на разных телевизионных каналах.В 2015 году у Новых русских бабок появилось собственное шоу на канале "Россия" под названием Улица веселая.

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