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then the business 20 right to war for the

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normalizing from the release is established

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simply dulls the goals of libido and potency of a

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person to overshadow the puppy and remember the

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concerts of business Sean on the pit market drought

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. be good absolutely but you can see marina

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act of war themes creepy neighbors

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peter for him tissue and show more of a

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eroshina streams of heat straight to him we're straight to

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him

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[music]

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for our concerts requires a visa

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we're kidding

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approved the rest look off the air

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[music]

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left to

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remind for those who have just come up

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[music]

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[applause]

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good good evening Ukraine and older we

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welcome

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everyone save hello

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now we will talk about different courses and

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trainings for example the teacher of the course on

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how to earn your first million

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just gathered thousands of students for 1000

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hryvnia so he said he taught clearly

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the last time, it has really become

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very fashionable to engage in self-education, a

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huge number of

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various courses and trainings have appeared, the

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situation in education is already similar to

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education in medicine when

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classical medicine does not help, everyone goes to their grandmother in

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education, you also haven’t learned anything at the

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university, you go to courses, and

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courses and trainings are now for any

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taste

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how to dress correctly how to

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undress correctly how to find a man how to

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get rid of a man there is even a

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geisha school and

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some are very happy to spend

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a lot of money to get

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dubious knowledge so as not to fall for the trick of

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scammers, I recommend

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starting with a basic course on how not to

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become a sucker

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specifically about this is our next number for

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your applause

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause] it’s

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bright I’m at home and

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not but

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I’ve prepared dinner for you here in borscht

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dessert

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so stop

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what do you want

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because in 10 years of married life

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you’ve never met me with borscht you

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usually meet me with a check that

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needs to be paid

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before, sometimes you get into the minus on my

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card and I have to pay it off with

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interest whatever you want,

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beloved,

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say this word

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because every time you

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say it, money is debited from my card,

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how much are

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you the best man in the world now

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I’m actually scared,

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only

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I’m on you I have the most developed person in the

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world

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there is no limit to perfection

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there is no limit to perfection but there is a limit to the limit on

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my card,

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centuries have already passed on the wiki, it’s clear and at a

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meter fifty height

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can grow to a meter 7 why do you need me? I have

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everything in standard

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Yan style, I really want you to develop,

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please remind me how you completed

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your programming courses,

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I asked you to buy me a laptop,

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I bought you a laptop, how many programs did you

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write there,

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several

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pay me then courses on speed typing

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on a keyboard overnight

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SMS with the text urgently send me

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money here these boots

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will not be like this anywhere else you type in 2 seconds with

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one finger

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this is a mask in my templates idiot

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realized

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that in your knitting course I

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tied

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everything with knitting

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this will probably be untied

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but what do you understand what I choose the most

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important course I’m hiring I understand Genochka I

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understand please tell me

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why you paid for the course and target varnish from

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scratch

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I wanted to find out who the targetologists are I

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found out no where did you get this course from I’ll

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show you in the first lesson they didn’t

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tell me that I’m the only one there so far

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we’ve met each other shared

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his emotions, what he expects from this

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course, I mean, of course, don’t be offended by

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me, but it seems to me that the study is not

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yours, that’s why I

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need to take a course on how to

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understand the study, mine is

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Yanochka, I need to develop my brains, they’re tits

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poking, I went to this course without me,

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noise at

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least I need a way, please,

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how to breathe correctly,

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you know how to breathe correctly, and here’s

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some free software, it was

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written there, so all the people think that they

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can’t breathe, they don’t know how to breathe, and this

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course will console you, dry yourself, hryvnia,

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well, inhale and exhale,

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you’re a guru, breathing you 3000 hryvnia

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you can’t understand how important

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all these courses are for me,

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in short, theater courses are also a

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waste of time,

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Elenochka, listen, you are dependent on

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these courses, this is already a problem, by

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the way, at the training that I attended

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after, they said that the date to speak is not

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a problem, but a challenge, good me you've got a challenge

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with your head and

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you always regret money, here's your better one

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for courses on how to become rich and dependent,

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yes, I already work two jobs to

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pay for my courses, but you need to

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get out of your comfort zone and go to a third

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job sage,

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you can also just will you go to a course on how to

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learn not to spend your husband’s money,

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you don’t understand, they’re scamming me in what they’re

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scamming my folders from these people, even

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the name in fat gypsies

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where they just wrote 2000 hryvnia, I

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signed up for a course on how to recognize

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scammers on the Internet, now I

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’ll know about these gypsy info

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somehow I’m blocking the card for

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a second, look at last week’s

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course on how to properly make lip leaks,

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course on how to photograph your dad’s chest and

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lips like a duck in one frame,

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bush massage course, how your neck got pinched

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when you

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photographed your dad’s chest and lips in one frame, where’s the

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before? us and you don’t understand I understand everything

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Yanochka let’s just leave me behind with

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these courses let’s start and see you

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go to another course how to make peace with your

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husband no how to quickly pack your things and

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go to your mother

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after a shower I don’t know but how is this a

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normal course there well how to please

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your man, for example, I can’t, I

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’m doing a marathon for 14 days,

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damn it, I’ve been doing a marathon for 14 days

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without a marathon,

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it’s good that we’ve been so upset with

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my brain lately,

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or what?

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married but not to a

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millionaire

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girl I would be a millionaire if I

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was paid for by your courses

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rails rails sleepers

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sleepers the train was running late with a frog tracks

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that is, a massage course is also past a

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tactful person I want I want a

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new one you where that [ __ ] accumulated

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this webinar bitter bug

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since you to lead the right way, how to raise

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your self-esteem,

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she teaches everyone that you need to develop,

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you need not to deny yourself anything, you need to

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travel, you need to buy expensive

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things, and where to get the money for all this, she did

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n’t say, she said,

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she said to run the marathon and her friend Yulia,

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who is married to a millionaire,

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no, I, no I won’t give money for any

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courses, it’s all by chance, at least in the middle,

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please, he’s kung fu, he’s really needed

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now, about gray and emotions, how much does it

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cost

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so expensive, and

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but they teach you not only how to control your emotions,

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but how to correctly tell your

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husband the bones dear and broken yours yours

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in general for a fur coat Russia accidentally sawed through

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your rubber boat with her heel

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run

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in all these cases you have to run

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yes

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lord

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yes

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you missed it wants to help

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thank God at least I think that this is

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not what a successful woman should look like

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, working legs words

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friend I definitely remind you of a chicken once again

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both are married

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once,

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I am in two hours, I’m waiting for you on the way,

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even if there’s a makeup

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counter, I’ll probably still sign you up

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for one of

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the culinary courses

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because in the leopard there should be a Buryak they are in the

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mountains

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[applause]

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[music]

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well, we continue now you

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know, we want to talk to you about

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children's fairy tales, the modern trend

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is that soon the gender of the characters will be more important than the

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events themselves in fairy tales, if this

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happens, then very soon we may

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see new versions of

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fairy tales already familiar to us, they will sound something

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like two fishermen and a

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snow white goldfish and the seven transvestites

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Winnie the Pooh and gender equality

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Ruslan and Sasha Lyudmila and Natasha

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but you know in modern fairy tales when

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it happens that good does not always

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triumph over evil and sometimes it’s even difficult

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to understand whether there is good there you know our

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number has become very popular the

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voice acting of a Scandinavian fairy tale remember

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this one she and

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you know we decided to make sure that

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this issue has a sequel and so the

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same studio the same heroes

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[applause]

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no no and again no sticks I

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will repeat to you 100 times even for a hundred dollars

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per page I will not voice this until

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date

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in the middle when hello what

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happened in the meeting it’s me who

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holds the title of golden tonsils of 1981

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stomp force me to voice the parnuha

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parnuha from someone to give you here I’m doing with some

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water Alena rinse my mouth after

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this voiceover I can’t understand I just

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simply can’t

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thank you for

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this you see, but it all started so harmlessly,

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two truck drivers are driving around

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the country, half a body, which means cucumbers,

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half a body of dildos,

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then the Kamaz overturns and all

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the way they play edible-inedible

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agent what a vulgar muck horror 400

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pages I barely read to the end

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why did you read to the end, well I

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couldn’t believe my eyes that they could write something like that,

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and what can they write about such a thing? I’m

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afraid to turn on the TV. I’m afraid to turn on

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King Kong of dominance to play and Masha

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bears are pedophilia and Snow White and the Seven

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Dwarfs and also a swingers party or and

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don’t let’s not be distracted from

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work and let’s all- still a couple of things for everyone,

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so something for you today,

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come on, today everything is fine with us, not like

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what you read before, of course I hope it’s

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decent, something of course of course this is a

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children’s fairy tale, I’m a fairy tale

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again, a Scandinavian one

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too, fall and a Czech

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Czech fairy tale in Czech language why

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in Czech in Russian

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exactly in Russian I will make you happy had here

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at all no

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how interesting how wonderful

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sorry what are you doing looking for where the catch is

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no catch let's get to work let

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's get to work edges I'll be ready

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through develop and well oh the

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recording went forest fairy tales and stories

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those who are this and the story

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is that some kind of Czech erotic god

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you probably read something wrong I

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read everything correctly that’s why I

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’m asking who he is and the story you who he

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will be to the left and

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forest tales and

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rations stories fictional stories about a

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fictional and I thought the story was such a

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joke for adults, everyone goes around

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forest fairy tales and tales

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fairy tale bunny postman cute the

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bunny in the forest had the most important job

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he was a postman the

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forest inhabitants joyfully greeted the bunny

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because he brought them letters and parcels for

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someone nuts for someone the grass

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there is pine cones for some, mushrooms and for others

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medicinal powder

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straight drug courier some

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price what drug courier Sergei Nikolaevich an

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ordinary bunny postman an ordinary bunny

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postman medicinal parasha glasses okay, let's

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continue further the bunny galloped through the clearing

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I saw a mouse sitting on the grass and a

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long time

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ago - for a long time a mouse has been sitting on the grass

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probably since the morning

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from wonderful all day a mouse on the

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grass a young scoundrel no one gives a damn

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in the forest

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the mouse saw a bunny and giggled

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you don’t miss anything and what

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should confuse me here I saw a bunny

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maybe he still has a mucus sharp nose

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coughed and didn’t bother about it this doesn’t

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say not a cough, well, I didn’t wash the flour,

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just read what was written, everything the bunny

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smiled in response and gave the mouse

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a parcel in which there were bumps

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for the mouse, he probably gave them 100 bucks in return

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and asked them not to hand it over to the ninja,

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what kind of cop is it not written about cops

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that - it’s written more carefully read

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carefully what to read carefully

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the mouse gave him his supplies hurried to the

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Komi

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reeds

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muscles

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listen maybe we’ll transfer the notes you do

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n’t want to study such a weird fairy tale

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it’s removable for a rented children’s fairy tale

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approved by the Ministry of Education could

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this ministry

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then even more so I don’t want to imagine that

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there, further on, the mouse is a bunny, the chiki pikes and

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ran to the parade, the

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couple is welcoming, there is not a word about giving birth to

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Leo the rainbow, please read in

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the thread, you are sure until the end,

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look at the bunny, what a beautiful rainbow

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of understanding,

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but I warned you, my vulgarity of the day, I will not

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tolerate porn, I will not voice it, yes,

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this is an ordinary rainbow phenomenon ordinary in the sky

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and now we’ll check it,

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look bunny, what a beautiful rainbow there is outside

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in the sky, one end of it rested on the river behind

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the forest and the end of the mouse rested on the back of the

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bunny,

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what is this you then read through the line,

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yes, I don’t want to read this at all, I

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painted such a picture of my heart what the hell can you erase,

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just read it in order. don’t

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jump, everything will slow down,

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look for it, well, what can I tell you: a beautiful

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rainbow in the sky, one end of it rested on a

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river behind the forest and the other rested on a hill.

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The bunny didn’t have time to look at this

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beauty, because he had to catch up with the

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other animals and he quietly left and could

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only be heard it was like a mouse screaming in the

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back of a bunny,

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this of course changes the meaning of

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me arden flax and the

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mouse shouted the bunny and you

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never showed me your brand

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because on the Internet there are pauses in unnecessary

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places you can read the sentence

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to the end what is it and what is there at the end of

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the sentence to us this is the end, but for now

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this is an ordinary carrot,

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how do you know, I know, I read

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this fairy tale,

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so he will take into account the

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interesting how old are these animals

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gamma rural prove transvit to the residents,

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where am I and how old are they, as usual they do

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n’t write this, just read everything,

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you never told me showed his carrot,

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which he grew in the garden in the background, thank

00:22:08

God, I’ll

00:22:09

definitely show it again, answered the bunny, it’s

00:22:12

just an intrigue, they hung it up

00:22:15

Nikolai from the car, excuse me, as soon as the

00:22:19

bunny ran across the clearing, he saw the bar

00:22:21

[ __ ]

00:22:25

only from where in the forest the bar is okay, in the forest

00:22:28

where the bar is from a children’s fairy tale badger

00:22:33

he saw a badger please accents

00:22:36

put it right

00:22:38

you see

00:22:40

as soon as the bunny ran across the clearing he

00:22:43

saw a badger

00:22:45

who was sitting and tugging his

00:22:50

way and that’s why you stopped again

00:22:52

that page ends

00:22:55

and I’m afraid at the funnel and don’t be afraid there’s

00:22:57

nothing scary there, you never know what

00:22:59

the badger was tugging for, these checks stink, maybe what

00:23:01

whatever, yes, he pulled the tail, I’m

00:23:05

absolutely sure there’s even a picture there,

00:23:08

turn over what kind of

00:23:15

cat

00:23:19

was pulling his fluffy tail and where is your

00:23:23

bar [ __ ] asked the hare,

00:23:26

in fact, high recording of meditation where is yours to

00:23:29

leave the sith without waiting for an answer, the

00:23:32

bunny galloped further out of harm’s way away

00:23:36

from what a sin there is not a word written about up,

00:23:39

please read what is

00:23:40

written that let’s skip this

00:23:42

obscenity selection of the little [ __ ], Lord, where is

00:23:44

the smell of all the best,

00:23:46

read that the badger answered home to

00:23:47

the sample quietly, yes, but he’s helping the

00:23:50

squirrel’s friend wash the hollow,

00:23:54

where is the obscenity, you yourself can’t see where

00:23:57

in hollow killed

00:24:01

please you see this which is not in

00:24:04

fact you think you need treatment the

00:24:07

bunny wanted to run dachas run

00:24:11

run eared here comes into account they are there

00:24:15

foliage not a single pervert everything is here the

00:24:20

bunny said the badger you could

00:24:22

come in the evening to help me throw a couple of sticks

00:24:25

in but

00:24:29

mother yours and who is the author of this book in all

00:24:33

this what is 50 Shades of the Forest

00:24:37

the name of the author on the cover of

00:24:39

course a boner

00:24:43

standing who is our boner a children's Czech

00:24:48

writer what the [ __ ] is it childish when

00:24:51

Sergei Nikolai tells children this

00:24:54

please just read how

00:24:55

everything is written there once forgive me

00:24:57

Sorry, little badger, but I have a

00:25:00

lot of work today, the little bunny galloped further, he

00:25:02

sees the little playful bear, he sucks, it

00:25:09

was

00:25:13

just it was. but

00:25:18

no, not at all, the bear cubs are licking

00:25:23

honey, he is licking honey, Sergei Nikolaevich, a

00:25:26

fairy tale of 5 pages, she is already eating,

00:25:28

we are learning with her, hello bear,

00:25:32

I brought you something and the bunny got

00:25:36

all the panties,

00:25:39

why did you stop again, those words are

00:25:42

finished working, turn it over, I’m

00:25:45

afraid here for sure without options what you

00:25:48

will become and what kind of [ __ ] the bunny has become

00:25:51

I will surprise you there is another option

00:25:53

turn the page

00:26:01

the bunny took out a letter from his pants a

00:26:06

letter a letter you need to fly and who is

00:26:09

the postman yes she took the letter out of

00:26:14

the oldest

00:26:15

took it out of her purse to get it out he is

00:26:17

a postman then what's the difference where did he

00:26:20

get the letter from, it’s a fairy tale, no, they

00:26:21

get them anywhere, read it, he just gave it

00:26:24

for and the stones for the letter and ran on, the

00:26:26

bunny galloped up to the fox’s house, he sees,

00:26:30

no,

00:26:32

what is it that’s not written there,

00:26:34

it’s not like that, let the lorca stones behind him just

00:26:38

a mink never haven’t seen a mink even more

00:26:43

than an oku mink ordinary earth perks Irka

00:26:48

deepening hole

00:26:50

leaflet dug a deepening preferably

00:26:53

you your Saransk I can no longer calmly

00:26:55

accept not a mink no brambling hand over or

00:26:57

we’ve already blocked off the truckers

00:27:00

let’s just start with the piquant things

00:27:02

here that are incomprehensible good good at

00:27:04

least try to climb come to my hole,

00:27:08

this is definitely a children's fairy tale, this is definitely a

00:27:10

children's fairy tale for children under 3 years old, but

00:27:14

after this we won't be given 15 years each,

00:27:17

read, climb into my hole,

00:27:20

invited a bunny, a fox, a bunny did

00:27:22

what she wanted, but I think I'm stuck in

00:27:26

your hole, it's too narrow mink

00:27:32

listen let's call the author

00:27:36

then call us the author I just want to

00:27:38

understand what the idea is than the dramaturgy of the book

00:27:40

on the idea of putting the child to sleep

00:27:42

or the sides of the forces of the fairy tale

00:27:44

just read to the end everything is fine

00:27:46

fine

00:27:48

at that time a hedgehog passed by and saw

00:27:52

that a bunny was sticking out of the mink and

00:27:55

smiled slyly,

00:27:58

smiled slyly, yes, because he

00:28:02

just recently got stuck in a hole with a

00:28:04

fox, understood in this hole, they're probably

00:28:08

stuck down the street

00:28:12

[ __ ]

00:28:15

[ __ ] [ __ ] ass

00:28:19

sorry fuck-bang thunder thundered

00:28:22

of course when I didn't immediately guess it started to

00:28:25

rain, traces of books I can imagine what kind of

00:28:28

rain it is there Sergei Nikolaevich, yes, at least there’s a little

00:28:32

left of the leaf I saw the hedgehog glue

00:28:34

asked him to take the bunny from behind and

00:28:38

push it why don’t you read to the

00:28:41

end

00:28:42

there maybe I should still moan as it’s

00:28:44

written here and it’s written somewhere here

00:28:49

and you know who screamed and

00:28:51

flew into the hole like a bullet because the hedgehog pricked

00:28:53

him in the ass with a needle, they both laughed a lot

00:28:55

and only the fox was

00:28:56

upset because the hedgehog accidentally

00:28:58

pierced her gift with balls,

00:29:01

what was it just a children's fairy tale, a question

00:29:04

about some balls, the

00:29:09

fox had gifts,

00:29:12

so that's all for today, the recording is over,

00:29:14

let's you'll go, move away from your

00:29:16

fantasies, come back and we'll add

00:29:17

the other four fairy tales, four more in total

00:29:20

4 not of interest to me, what other

00:29:23

fairy tales are there in the end,

00:29:25

well, of course, the bear's dumpling,

00:29:29

of course, what else is worth signing about, so

00:29:33

so, monkey cap, well, I can already

00:29:36

imagine what it’s about and the apogee of how 100 bees

00:29:39

felt sorry for one Vlasikha

00:29:42

these are children’s fairy tales

00:29:46

no more fairy tales goodbye

00:29:49

[applause]

00:29:58

[music]

00:30:00

let’s move on and now we would like to talk to you

00:30:03

about the reform of school nutrition

00:30:08

right away so daughters talk to each other in the

00:30:11

hall I see that is this bothering you, yes

00:30:13

friends, we will talk about the reform of school

00:30:16

meals and hungry children,

00:30:19

as modern

00:30:22

school canteen cooks say, the new school menu is neither

00:30:25

fish nor meat, you know, on the other hand,

00:30:28

even children are trying to correct this

00:30:30

situation and, for example, to make soup in the

00:30:32

school canteen at least somehow the

00:30:35

schoolchildren threw a skeleton from the biology class into the pan; there were

00:30:41

no riches in the software, but the cooks

00:30:45

sat down.

00:30:47

I want to make a reservation right away; in fact,

00:30:49

we are in favor of changing the nutrition in our schools

00:30:51

so that children

00:30:54

eat right, so that children

00:30:57

eat tasty food, but it seems to us that this

00:30:59

needs to be done wisely so that it doesn’t work out, as

00:31:02

in our next issue, friends, to your

00:31:06

[applause]

00:31:29

let’s report,

00:31:33

why is he reporting to the brim of borscht without

00:31:37

reporting,

00:31:40

as I’m reporting, I’m reporting, I’ve done harm here,

00:31:43

Lord, what’s there

00:31:47

went well, just like

00:31:53

this, it’s not a sin to fight

00:31:58

skip a hundred grams but you skip it and I

00:32:01

’ll drink

00:32:05

it

00:32:06

[laughter]

00:32:16

maybe we’ll take out this borscht in front of the kids and

00:32:19

let them eat it normally, you’re such a fool

00:32:22

that it’s absolutely delicious,

00:32:27

there are four types of meat,

00:32:29

they try it, they’ll like it, not for

00:32:32

more, they’ll run across hello

00:32:34

childhood obesity

00:32:36

opinions let

00:32:39

's take it out, it's not a new

00:32:43

school menu

00:32:45

[laughter]

00:32:48

maybe the guard will take it out this time,

00:32:52

well, honestly, but I'm already scared to

00:32:55

carry something for them, no, the guard will stay in the

00:32:59

kitchen, this is a more dangerous object,

00:33:02

come on, or else

00:33:04

some dad will come again with an army uniform with a belt, and

00:33:07

you know from last time, the Michelin star of my

00:33:14

ass hasn’t come off,

00:33:16

but come on,

00:33:17

let’s go with God, I

00:33:20

really understand that they are coming to us

00:33:22

to sort it out,

00:33:24

like we came up with this new menu, don’t

00:33:27

tell me

00:33:30

the sausage, just pass me a small

00:33:33

ring, I’m on a diet, I

00:33:36

need to pour it, it’s just right to lean on it

00:33:41

and then we have another 600 pies that have already

00:33:45

been banned for pies and we haven’t survived

00:33:49

the Ukrainians today,

00:33:52

but we have 300 kilograms of sausage, they

00:33:55

themselves are a member of the chest,

00:33:59

but

00:34:02

[music]

00:34:07

I’m a teacher and I’m a Kosiv night myself, I’m coming to you about

00:34:11

school meals, come in and sit down, let's

00:34:14

eat, you're blown away by the wind,

00:34:18

I'm talking about the menu for children, they

00:34:23

catch me,

00:34:26

let's go, let's go, we're approaching you now,

00:34:30

actually, I'm at work

00:34:34

like that, we're not kicking pots, that's what

00:34:39

you're doing,

00:34:44

please, why not me, who are you kids, it's

00:34:49

clear how many teachers there are now, then

00:34:53

they make money here, it’s not like you

00:34:57

can’t feed a cat’s child until

00:35:00

you have a normal man to

00:35:02

provide for you and your children,

00:35:05

what do my children have to do with it, I’m talking about children

00:35:09

in school, the

00:35:10

state pays for school meals,

00:35:15

two plus two cannot invest in this world and

00:35:19

fall, so it’s clear

00:35:21

the program how difficult it is, they need to simplify,

00:35:26

they filled the children with lessons, they need to

00:35:29

cook normally, hello,

00:35:32

they’ve cooked normally all their lives, but

00:35:36

what’s not normal on you, or what, we

00:35:38

all cook according to the instructions of this, well, 1

00:35:42

copper and the cook, I forget it like

00:35:45

clap-clap-clap

00:35:47

whose patent yes yes, I remember the club

00:35:51

next to it won’t fill in any way, so

00:35:54

we cook everything according to the instructions, these

00:35:57

rodents don’t gnaw,

00:36:01

they gnaw on pens and pencils in a row, and

00:36:14

so all the questions to the developers, we have

00:36:17

nothing to do with it at all,

00:36:19

later my children lived to run behind school,

00:36:24

don’t smoke quietly, eat normal

00:36:27

food,

00:36:29

actually there is a dishonest one when

00:36:32

I tried this new menu I thought I

00:36:35

had caught the crown

00:36:39

the same garbage no taste or smell yes I

00:36:44

think everyone arrived in the same seemingly

00:36:49

normal dish on the menu as they were I want a

00:36:51

problem

00:36:53

of problems and I’m happy to read these dishes

00:36:57

look

00:36:59

kef face for greenhouses and rivers flex

00:37:04

calatrava

00:37:06

or calatrava

00:37:09

and this is the vga of lemon or from a golem, but

00:37:16

you know the problem is that they

00:37:18

sound like they look like this,

00:37:23

but

00:37:26

no one has tried the taste, they’re afraid that’s

00:37:32

stupid, this is a unit, but but it sounds

00:37:38

and well, it’s delicious, let’s do it I

00:37:42

’ll try it, yes, of

00:37:43

course, you’re really a little bit and have such a

00:37:48

strong stomach that it’s difficult for the

00:37:51

brain to guess activated, otherwise

00:37:55

the bottom will break through and fly into space

00:37:57

[laughter]

00:38:00

let’s pour this golem soup of yours,

00:38:04

just confidently, yes, yes, I would

00:38:08

gladly pour it, well,

00:38:15

what? you have for the second

00:38:17

for the second there is a wrestler because

00:38:24

why haven’t they bought rice yet, fish, have

00:38:28

n’t found mackerel for 8 hryvnia

00:38:30

[music]

00:38:32

[applause]

00:38:36

[music]

00:38:38

you say where did you see

00:38:42

mackerel here for 8 hryvnia are you trying to

00:38:45

say that the first lady

00:38:50

she is deceiving us somewhere, that is, for 8 hryvnia,

00:38:53

we are looking for, we are looking for,

00:38:56

well, let’s say today you found that

00:39:01

tomorrow

00:39:04

Tundra is a

00:39:07

woman, I didn’t insult you,

00:39:10

Tundra is a

00:39:12

forgotten Ukrainian dish,

00:39:15

I think that it was not in vain that they forgot it,

00:39:20

please tell me where else mahu bread

00:39:24

was replaced with what share with butter

00:39:29

rains what kind of butter and also cholesterol

00:39:32

just share

00:39:35

let's return at least bread and milk it's

00:39:40

gluten lactose is not allowed then mashed potatoes with

00:39:43

sausages

00:39:44

starch and preservatives well at least leave the cookies at the

00:39:51

cook's house call them to come up with something there's

00:39:56

only one way out to the director must allow

00:39:59

alcohol

00:40:03

this can only be played to order the way

00:40:06

out can be just you somehow

00:40:10

persuade them and but the finished one in dogs

00:40:15

or cockroaches

00:40:18

there is no smell of a cloud listen to yourself we

00:40:24

barely persuaded the sugar-free compote to drink

00:40:27

this thanks to the toast

00:40:35

thank you mom I ate and here’s another

00:40:41

[music]

00:40:43

then

00:40:45

forgive you, your son is selling food under

00:40:50

the counter, so it’s all legal under the counter, he

00:40:54

put up his grandmother’s pie for auction in

00:40:57

class

00:41:01

3,800,

00:41:03

but what a good fellow, hold the candy

00:41:09

where you unwrap it, go to class,

00:41:13

sell it

00:41:15

will be top Tatyana warriors cook, fight

00:41:18

can you'll give candy to the rest of the kids,

00:41:21

you're a fool or something, it's Rashid,

00:41:25

they'll find out the school will be closed, they'll catch up with you, let's come up with something,

00:41:29

let's

00:41:33

figure this out quickly between the three of us,

00:41:35

why did they even

00:41:39

come up with a new menu, that we shouldn't start fighting against childhood

00:41:41

obesity, we

00:41:42

shouldn't start fighting against deputy

00:41:46

obesity and prosecutorial obesity you

00:41:49

saw their faces

00:41:55

they didn’t see the TV, the authorities

00:41:59

ate everything, that’s

00:42:03

what you don’t ask, well, at least it cooled down

00:42:08

before

00:42:11

I said no questions, but I didn’t

00:42:14

understand where the chirp

00:42:19

and

00:42:21

vga estuary and hesitation, he leaves quickly

00:42:25

pop out, just don’t kill anyone, they were

00:42:30

passing by, why do children eat In general, it’s

00:42:34

correct to cook and of course everything is correct

00:42:37

according to the instructions,

00:42:39

look, the technological map here

00:42:43

says take the cutlet, put it in

00:42:47

the combi oven and everyone’s problem is where where do

00:42:52

you see the

00:42:54

combi oven talking

00:42:57

about the director of course and what he

00:43:01

said sent

00:43:03

sent to three-story combi ovens

00:43:07

said there is no money but you are learning

00:43:12

as alive as possible to come up with a menu for

00:43:15

which there is no equipment, that

00:43:19

teachers, too, not everyone has computers

00:43:22

at home, remote work has not been canceled

00:43:26

normally, it’s outrageous, it’s just

00:43:30

some object and a date, be afraid 5 eats the

00:43:34

head of a hungry person, not a single good idea will

00:43:36

come, come on,

00:43:41

maybe a complaint from parents Let’s write

00:43:46

that we’re unhappy with this new Peter, yes, all

00:43:49

the parents don’t understand anything at all about

00:43:52

healthy eating,

00:43:53

they were raised on this

00:43:55

home-made Ukrainian food, and what’s

00:43:59

that, take more bread, put

00:44:03

more

00:44:06

potatoes on it, I definitely need to

00:44:09

fry them until they’re crunchy auras dumplings these

00:44:13

cabbages and with cracklings this but

00:44:16

also I don’t know how this is even possible

00:44:18

legs

00:44:20

God

00:44:22

look at her eyes are drooling

00:44:33

here the infection has mined the parasite again

00:44:37

so today we have

00:44:41

boiled spinach and baked

00:44:44

pumpkin for afternoon snack under beetroot sauce

00:44:48

like everyone else we are evacuating from here, it’s a pity that

00:44:51

again the sappers with dogs are all eating you

00:44:54

evacuate sausage

00:44:57

let’s go let’s go

00:45:04

[applause]

00:45:19

I’m still getting ready for school

00:45:27

[music]

00:45:54

but we continue it you know further

00:45:57

we have a serious topic

00:46:00

God’s court sent the deceased officials

00:46:03

from but Pechersk the court overturned this decision,

00:46:08

yes, friends, let's imagine that a

00:46:11

pensioner grandmother and a corrupt deputy ended up in purgatory,

00:46:15

watch

00:46:21

[music]

00:46:28

God, how good it is here, how

00:46:32

beautiful,

00:46:34

my God,

00:46:35

can I stay here? It’s so good, I don’t

00:46:39

want to go back to my Khrushchev apartment,

00:46:44

especially in the water loop season,

00:46:47

fire oh

00:46:51

[ music]

00:46:53

[applause]

00:47:01

granny I want this somewhere you got to with

00:47:06

you and you hello moroder and you and

00:47:09

I are in purgatory

00:47:12

where is

00:47:14

that new nightclub and I

00:47:19

understand the bathhouse is

00:47:22

exactly a bathhouse purgatory from the word clean it

00:47:26

looks like a bathhouse it has to be honest more of

00:47:29

course it looks like at the filming of an election

00:47:33

video for

00:47:35

pensioners and such beautiful

00:47:38

clouds and here you and I are flying in

00:47:42

heaven, not a log

00:47:44

in heaven between hell and heaven,

00:47:49

just look at you and me in hospitals,

00:47:53

he’s lying like a plague on the earth, yeah, but you’re

00:47:59

in the expensive parliamentary hospital chamber, and I’m like that

00:48:06

simple with grandmothers in the corridor with

00:48:10

grandmothers and in the corridor

00:48:13

like with grandmothers you can lie like with grandmothers

00:48:16

and children with

00:48:18

children why did they put you in a children's hospital

00:48:21

you are stupid and

00:48:28

if you and I are still

00:48:31

lying there it means we are alive we are waiting while we

00:48:34

wait for them to pump us out or not Yes, we are alive,

00:48:38

we breathe oxygen, but only you

00:48:42

breathe oxygen from a cylinder, and I, because the glass

00:48:45

in the hospital breaks the action and

00:48:49

somehow it’s not in vain that I eat one cylinder, it

00:48:52

was supplied by hbo, the tanks of course washed them,

00:48:56

I voted for you to die, the

00:49:01

idiots on earth voted watt you

00:49:06

need that's why there it is especially for you and there

00:49:10

was a mono majority

00:49:12

and it

00:49:13

turned out to be it itself and what diseases you and I have

00:49:17

more of, well, I have coronavirus and

00:49:21

you have an overdose, yes right at the

00:49:24

meeting they are glad and they took it away for you,

00:49:30

tomorrow my dream will come true as

00:49:33

it should be that tomorrow the payment for

00:49:36

heating will be brought and I no longer have a

00:49:42

problem grandma oh

00:49:45

now everyone will be solved where

00:49:49

so Klavdia Mikhailovna for you the issue is still

00:49:52

being resolved it will be necessary to wait and here there are

00:49:54

queues and

00:49:56

for without a queue

00:49:58

madam please tell me maybe I can

00:50:01

give you money for him to take me back to earth

00:50:04

you can’t take it back, and while

00:50:09

on earth it was so that deputies

00:50:13

would stand in line to sow,

00:50:17

don’t worry, with us the old one

00:50:20

is financed equally well, wait,

00:50:24

what’s the catch and it’s financed through people

00:50:27

like grandma, but father through people like you,

00:50:34

grandma, let’s go you

00:50:38

go, you're

00:50:40

yours,

00:50:42

why can't I swear back, I still

00:50:47

stubbornly understood my turkey ass muzzle

00:50:54

is normal, but it means you can

00:50:58

swear here, but you

00:51:01

can tell the truth, you can

00:51:03

understand the ram,

00:51:06

pig-nosed [

00:51:07

laughter]

00:51:13

assault is also prohibited here,

00:51:15

I know [ __ ], you're immediately

00:51:25

normal and this is that this is a bonus for a

00:51:29

regular customer,

00:51:32

I don’t understand how it is that your granny is a

00:51:35

regular customer here, and every month I

00:51:38

receive a payment for heating,

00:51:41

my heart skips a beat and here I am,

00:51:45

thanks to you, everything

00:51:46

has been completed, let me understand, I can’t go to hell,

00:51:50

I’ve done a lot good deeds, yes yes,

00:51:53

we wrote everything down again,

00:51:57

just like my clinic card,

00:52:01

but I don’t believe it a little too much, this is a folder of

00:52:04

good deeds of the entire Supreme Rada for all

00:52:09

convocations with spears in five copies,

00:52:13

your faction is

00:52:16

not even a thing leaves list, you are

00:52:21

just one here it was mentioned just

00:52:24

today when you felt sick from drugs

00:52:27

and you pressed the wrong button with your nose and a

00:52:30

good law was passed,

00:52:34

I’ll think about it, it hurts me to fry the whole faction

00:52:43

like this, but also for sins, oh, too, everything

00:52:48

is not the Supreme Rada, only your ear, well, let me see

00:52:53

though

00:53:04

it’s you who went to the ambulance with Nikiforovna, you didn’t

00:53:08

miss it, but they could have saved you, you

00:53:13

were drunk and driving and you all

00:53:17

say that, but if they find the video and then I find it

00:53:21

and

00:53:22

got in, you can’t escape

00:53:25

here, there’s only one road to hell

00:53:29

22

00:53:34

listened, yes, you know how many churches I

00:53:36

built, yes indeed an impressive

00:53:40

amount, fill out the form why we

00:53:45

will return your money, the money will be returned, that’s great,

00:53:47

but

00:53:49

you haven’t thought about why you need money here, and

00:53:53

he will use it as his own boiler the piece

00:54:03

[applause]

00:54:06

hello, do you believe in God, is

00:54:09

it you,

00:54:14

did someone nail him after all?

00:54:20

and did the right thing, did the right thing, you're

00:54:23

roaming around other people's apartments,

00:54:25

so you're being polite by our

00:54:28

distributors, it's a

00:54:30

hard day, no one says today all day long

00:54:34

at Borshchagovka, work,

00:54:36

then we don't say goodbye, go to the

00:54:39

room for resurrection,

00:54:43

so that's what rooms for resurrection are like,

00:54:47

now it's clear that they're not afraid to sleep

00:54:51

in the dark entrance the chances fell every day

00:54:55

and maybe I can also through

00:54:58

this little room somehow and I will pay no you

00:55:02

sit here while the form is filled out

00:55:05

the form mark the

00:55:06

commandments that you kept,

00:55:11

do not kill,

00:55:16

say about the parrot it is considered that I

00:55:20

accidentally sat on it,

00:55:22

we have everything written down for a reason

00:55:26

[music ]

00:55:28

okay, well, don’t steal, well, purely

00:55:33

theoretically, according to the documents, everything is clean, don’t steal,

00:55:37

don’t lie, it

00:55:41

seems like there is no such commandment, this is not a

00:55:44

commandment, this is a questionnaire and we will check all the answers in it, it’s

00:55:47

clear to you, this is not for you, I

00:55:51

can’t check the declaration here,

00:55:55

I think you don’t either without sin, then

00:56:00

according to it was a sin, I

00:56:03

spent the presidential thousand on food, how

00:56:06

can I spend an ocean on food for cat food, oh, sinner,

00:56:11

I’m burning, sinner,

00:56:13

no conscience for sarika, I repent, I’m

00:56:17

afraid, I’m a sinner, I’m digging to forgive the union, I’m

00:56:24

repenting, man, what are you doing, well, I’m

00:56:28

trying to pray away my sins from the Almighty

00:56:30

then why are you kissing the hands of our

00:56:33

mechanic

00:56:35

as a locksmith is a plump locksmith get out of here

00:56:39

locksmith and he

00:56:41

regulates the temperature in the boilers

00:56:44

in vain you quarreled with him

00:56:57

I have a question, but basically what are the

00:57:00

punishments for officials but can

00:57:03

send you to hell for an eternity

00:57:06

they will call you names, beat you and spit on you in the face

00:57:10

pensioners want to rehearse

00:57:15

then you rehearse

00:57:20

so it turns out that the pensioners are

00:57:23

n’t there either you said that they will swear at us there and don’t

00:57:27

care about us and so

00:57:29

on so for us this is paradise

00:57:33

listen and you won’t believe it I’m not an ordinary

00:57:37

person I’ll show you now your crust

00:57:40

and you will understand.

00:57:44

What are you doing, what the hell is the crust here, my

00:57:50

earthly powers won’t work

00:57:52

[laughter]

00:57:55

miracle miracle I’m for the first time in my life thanks to

00:58:02

the deputy

00:58:07

zenitar this is some kind of joke I just

00:58:09

called my friends and they will explain everything to you

00:58:11

ooo

00:58:15

it went like this iphone your

00:58:20

apple

00:58:25

you’re from there nothing

00:58:28

in heaven you won’t take it you’re happy

00:58:32

grandma you by the way didn’t

00:58:35

take anything while I didn’t have anything

00:58:38

by the way don’t worry you two still

00:58:42

have a chance to survive really there’s a chance for

00:58:48

what but it’s just there I’ll survive I

00:58:52

won’t have a second chance like that

00:58:58

ah ah yes Apostle Peter he is our chief here

00:59:03

hello Kladi Mikhailovna saw

00:59:06

hello

00:59:09

you are with us

00:59:11

Evgeniy Valevich deputy

00:59:15

Peter forgive me like your father

00:59:18

read the Bible

00:59:23

agree

00:59:24

unfair only won the elections

00:59:26

just started to undermine the investment well and I

00:59:31

hunched over the country for 50 years and then you

00:59:35

came and they took everything away, don’t worry,

00:59:38

we’ll figure it out, but tell me this question: if

00:59:42

I have domes pinned on my back,

00:59:45

it will somehow count towards me before it

00:59:48

will count towards me x in the frying pan

00:59:51

more gods

00:59:54

say it, well, I built a lot of temples

00:59:56

from the church, I even had

00:59:59

my own personal priest to eat for me some kind of

01:00:02

vip card let's say

01:00:03

you know it's all very cool but we have

01:00:06

branches you don't have any land

01:00:10

drag the Vatican Lavra in the end and

01:00:14

this is a franchise

01:00:17

as it

01:00:19

just arrived the verdict

01:00:23

we'll see about 2 mikhalna goodbye

01:00:28

finally squeezing everything out no no no

01:00:33

no

01:00:34

don’t try to fly with us say goodbye you

01:00:38

’re returning to the ground you were pumped out as you

01:00:40

downloaded the

01:00:42

medicine is free and something else can be

01:00:46

okay

01:00:48

until tomorrow

01:00:51

tomorrow I’ll get the payment

01:00:54

while

01:00:59

Ivan remembers they fell you’re also coming back to

01:01:02

the ground really yes great thank you very much

01:01:05

you have no idea while you were away there, with

01:01:07

your card, they voted you in

01:01:10

the evening for the faction,

01:01:13

wait, I

01:01:14

can’t come to this meeting, especially

01:01:17

after this latest law that was adopted,

01:01:20

they are worse than me, Jared, let’s do

01:01:23

better than you, I beg you, let’s do it okay,

01:01:26

I’ll pay

01:01:29

[applause]

01:01:31

[music]

01:01:36

we continue and now we we would like

01:01:39

to talk about Ukraine, or more precisely about

01:01:41

Ukrainian resorts, winter resorts, you

01:01:44

know, in recent years, due to the pandemic, we have

01:01:46

increasingly begun to spend holidays in

01:01:48

Ukraine, the Carpathians have become especially popular, and they are

01:01:50

so popular that

01:01:53

he responds to the question where did you

01:01:55

vacation in the Carpathians in winter, you will answer yes no in

01:01:57

Courchevel, then most likely they ask you for

01:02:00

nonsense money; I can’t handle the Carpathians, but

01:02:04

in fact, besides the fact that prices in the Carpathians

01:02:06

have risen very much, there are still

01:02:08

many different problems, let’s see

01:02:10

how a tourist from Austria first wanted to

01:02:13

relax at a ski resort in the Alps, but

01:02:16

then decided to make a big deal and arrived in

01:02:19

Bukovel

01:02:20

[applause]

01:02:25

so son, let’s quickly tell you

01:02:29

how it was bulo and everyone went to clean houses, that is, a

01:02:34

visible action of cotton and not I have a bug in the faucet,

01:02:37

it’s visible from the boss you’re at the heights of

01:02:39

the conversation, I’m not a brother in the face and I’ll find

01:02:42

the traffic and who’s in the paint fenced off who who

01:02:45

whined about

01:02:47

[applause]

01:02:49

I sharks world said that the asphalt is a hole and then

01:02:53

you are in the calla lilies then everyone believed I do

01:02:58

n’t know something to tighten and active

01:03:02

plantings and downs on HIV live from the original

01:03:05

no one bachu d fence I feed you

01:03:08

why least feed u twisted

01:03:12

[laughter]

01:03:14

good

01:03:15

think about it, it’s decided, you mean, it’s also not just a face

01:03:19

overboard, but the routes and the same

01:03:23

safety precautions,

01:03:33

leaving something like an emergency room further down

01:03:37

the street and the conductor wrote

01:03:42

a statement to you, a

01:03:44

statement of new scrolls, I’m from Austria,

01:03:47

wow, what will come of them

01:03:52

you've run out of money before us for the program and the exchange of mine, you have to

01:03:54

climb and you're

01:03:57

afraid of tourists, the infantry, you're a banner strictly, here

01:04:00

she came to Ukraine, Ukraine

01:04:02

also reigns in Europe, so I thought so too,

01:04:06

that's why I came to Ukraine to

01:04:09

ride the local boat, I thought it was

01:04:13

a little cheaper, well,

01:04:14

here Of course, you got excited,

01:04:18

the problems started at the entrance to

01:04:21

Ukraine,

01:04:22

it’s clear passport control, then maybe there’s

01:04:25

no inspection, dear mother

01:04:30

Mukachevo went

01:04:32

[laughter]

01:04:36

to dirty the top that disappeared from the abundance of the cordon

01:04:40

so

01:04:42

yahyayeva sorts this out before our

01:04:45

resort I brush the claims E6 think

01:04:48

everything

01:04:50

everything everything the photo will appear for me it’s just that in

01:04:55

Vegas there are certain rules for

01:04:58

all tourists and they all followed it

01:05:02

and we follow it I have no no and

01:05:06

again no

01:05:09

lost it started with the parking lot and right away they didn’t

01:05:13

divide the parking spaces nicely

01:05:15

throw them with something from the

01:05:18

owner of the machine

01:05:21

she cut off this is parking for

01:05:25

cars for the sled, I told him exactly the same thing,

01:05:30

he told me that in the summer I’m removing the

01:05:35

ice with the sled and Vasya, wear the sled, mark

01:05:39

not gardens, can park, wash those who

01:05:42

donated the equipment for rent to the system already have

01:05:44

their hands in

01:05:45

1027, you came up with the idea,

01:05:50

continue,

01:05:53

I understood this scheme, I wanted to take it for

01:05:57

us in windows God came and took me and not

01:06:00

actually, but they didn’t have my

01:06:05

size 41 and but they convinced me that I had a

01:06:08

38 to

01:06:11

go, they convinced me to go snowboarding,

01:06:15

it’s not all more than and convincingly,

01:06:20

they

01:06:21

took me some kind of strange pledge of the

01:06:26

standard practice sho they took cash

01:06:31

document yakis and

01:06:33

cash and documents tablet and phone

01:06:39

rental was

01:06:41

such a god VTB documents for an apartment and a

01:06:44

car are not allowed

01:06:50

in the morning, but our beautiful

01:06:53

Transcarpathian one, so I tried to

01:06:56

check in but they told me that in the rooms and

01:07:00

someone

01:07:01

now I remember these words living there no no

01:07:06

drinking

01:07:09

here and and that’s why they equipped mine and not

01:07:13

put it off, but they didn’t bypass a word,

01:07:16

like my kids, they settled in with her for two days,

01:07:20

you can do it if she supposedly gkp

01:07:23

put their Yakuts so special

01:07:26

told you and they sent me far away

01:07:29

to ride,

01:07:32

came to ride or ride and you came to

01:07:37

ride like that

01:07:40

I

01:07:42

went, but when I was standing in line for the

01:07:45

ski pass, there was a man standing there in line

01:07:49

without a mask,

01:07:51

this cloud would go away,

01:07:53

yes, I remarked to him that he was not wearing

01:07:57

socks, and he kindly pulled on a mask, yes,

01:08:01

but not for himself, she put me

01:08:04

over my eyes and my helmet on the chin and

01:08:11

socks on that stay

01:08:14

back labor is normal we are so

01:08:16

rich who goes

01:08:18

he says that if he sees me again

01:08:22

he is tormenting my

01:08:25

cheek in the eye

01:08:28

this is how it hurts his

01:08:32

wife’s tests along

01:08:35

with this

01:08:40

I also asked him

01:08:46

he said

01:08:49

once and you are still very much

01:08:54

so far everything is logical

01:08:57

I am the area of fear who was standing at all

01:09:01

this sees

01:09:02

running away please the guard said I do

01:09:06

n’t see anything they don’t hear anything did

01:09:08

n’t show any special troubles all the chains

01:09:13

it’s still a guard but under them I don’t

01:09:17

remember but when I Aham Nick woke up to

01:09:21

tell me that I accidentally slipped and

01:09:25

fell on his fist, Vanka Bugai, and

01:09:29

on the same Russian mind and you

01:09:33

where Toby said, well, you

01:09:36

ended up in the mountains very well, and after all

01:09:38

this I thought that I had already ridden

01:09:46

turn and so that Rocher could see and he was still in the air

01:09:51

and the

01:09:54

fox told me and put it in the sky,

01:10:02

I didn’t know where the dupa

01:10:04

you didn’t

01:10:07

even know Google Maps we don’t know where in the spirit you

01:10:11

want google God puts you know everything

01:10:14

you know google maps it’s too late I let you

01:10:17

lead me into dupa,

01:10:20

having collected all the Russians from the

01:10:22

photo video, you asked them to take you

01:10:25

to the dupa, and they were shackled by the rules and for

01:10:30

some reason they sent me again, suddenly in a

01:10:34

vicious circle,

01:10:36

where is the dupa

01:10:39

chains to Lera Khilan,

01:10:46

which shows and requires

01:10:49

so all the seams ended up on the lift,

01:10:54

yes, I’m still - so she stood in line for

01:10:57

three hours and towards evening and I

01:11:02

sat down on the rise but there was still a rockfall but 2 more

01:11:06

people,

01:11:07

why is the problem the problem is that

01:11:11

there are only 2 seats

01:11:13

5 vol-au-vents we have lanos hanging in general

01:11:18

the eyes will give it a go eat,

01:11:23

I ended up in the trunk, I’ll put you in there, and you’re

01:11:26

sitting there, and what did you say? I told them that

01:11:30

he can only ride on two seats, only

01:11:33

two people ruled, and they agreed,

01:11:39

and one came out,

01:11:41

I came out

01:11:47

at a height of 15 meters,

01:11:50

and I

01:11:51

demanded from him x kindness at the checkout

01:11:55

once raised from the niches all day long and they stand in

01:11:57

Charlie, no fool, go to

01:12:00

that one, I made the

01:12:05

money in advance, I paid the

01:12:10

money, the pie left, and

01:12:13

I stayed as the boss, or our tracks for

01:12:16

centuries, the link on the bumper, the doctors, and then

01:12:20

seeing such a thick snowmobile that you need

01:12:23

to catch up with the scammer, take his

01:12:26

money, everything is decided,

01:12:30

I fell out on the very first bump, the problem

01:12:34

will be hurting for years, it didn’t hurt

01:12:36

at first and fell into a snowdrift, but then I caught

01:12:39

something on the snowmobile and started

01:12:42

beating the

01:12:45

filthy elbow, feeling our elbow,

01:12:47

this is painful

01:12:50

you’re almost where I’ll take a photo of you,

01:12:56

the consequences and there are no

01:12:59

such smart guys for me personally and you’re not a fist-bumper boy

01:13:02

allowed so so what are you a scammer

01:13:08

Adam new

01:13:09

he left I really came across from went to the

01:13:16

guest’s target but when I saw the shadows of

01:13:21

him my eye found itself they pulled

01:13:27

my aunt’s Windows into a colleague and went about

01:13:30

her so gift to restore timidity they

01:13:32

eat

01:13:33

well, what do you want mountains

01:13:38

I and we also have goga in Europe and

01:13:41

they are higher than yours not when you are

01:13:44

lower in our country how so I tell the owner this

01:13:49

restaurant just said so

01:13:54

[music]

01:13:58

not so, but pee the seams and wanted to

01:14:02

tongue but we are in Ukraine here I know this is how it

01:14:10

ended I saw

01:14:14

a grandmother on the road she was selling pies and I

01:14:18

don’t need tactics here Cossack is still with you

01:14:22

I was like a granny ticket damage no no

01:14:25

she fed me deliciously a feather on the axle

01:14:27

you will put thick people here in Ukraine

01:14:30

then but when I said that he had no cash

01:14:34

I didn’t have any cash

01:14:36

in her eyes I realized that the next

01:14:39

pie would be cheating

01:14:42

you prove that you threw in Grandma, no, I

01:14:46

promised that I would withdraw money and ATMs and

01:14:49

came back, at least you bent over, no, I was hit by a

01:14:53

car,

01:14:55

I’ll send the car for paint as I went to the car

01:14:58

for tricks on the

01:15:00

ski slope,

01:15:03

Osho on the ski slopes and the car cut down, but

01:15:06

I don’t know, the driver said that he didn’t

01:15:09

notice how he arrived to the ski slope

01:15:11

because someone stole from birth

01:15:21

I, but I know who’s

01:15:24

just a UFO

01:15:26

[applause]

01:15:29

I I was after that there were still injury points

01:15:34

along the way and sho and sho and they did everything

01:15:38

well and

01:15:41

treated everyone but when I said that I

01:15:45

would pay not me, but my insurance company,

01:15:49

they returned everything back, as if for a

01:15:54

little more from myself a little ah ah q I

01:16:00

will help before the explosion on my brother is

01:16:02

a pathologist

01:16:04

but there are spare parts for you I

01:16:07

can do music questions

01:16:11

listening I don’t need anything from you I

01:16:14

just want home and I just think it’s to

01:16:19

win the

01:16:22

problem is that I don’t have money here is the

01:16:25

same European European mustache

01:16:29

jackets

01:16:30

from cards to but let’s go can only get

01:16:34

Akira

01:16:37

you can smell it in general and to the terminal I put

01:16:40

my stupid

01:16:43

hand

01:16:46

then I’m in the dream a geographical object

01:16:50

anatomical it was and - in different ways,

01:16:54

let’s do it, you are the elders, go and we are

01:16:57

stupid, they are

01:17:00

there, I’m dark here for the sake of repair,

01:17:03

I’ll write this with you, we’ll move on, you owe them

01:17:07

years and night because I’m a representative of

01:17:09

the state itself, so I’ll complain

01:17:11

Mr. Mouse Europe, let’s, let’s go to

01:17:14

the embassy,

01:17:16

let’s

01:17:19

[applause]

01:17:30

far from me here an international scandal will not

01:17:35

require and broke therefore it

01:17:37

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