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[music]

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give note 4 chest we check and the crazy

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ward Ukraine names of new concerts you

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came with your

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mother you are definitely plugins you are like a

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sofa so

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that Ukraine speeches to friends

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we are glad to see you again beautifully and

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happily or here in the palace Ukraine we

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also welcome all our viewers

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[music ]

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Well, friends, we

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would like to tell you with great pleasure,

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welcome to the diesel show, we are starting,

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well, you know, there is such a phrase as a

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high-flying bird, and in our country

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it can only be applied to stars and

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politicians, especially now it is not clear which

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of them is which is correct, therefore let's

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look at what birds our celebrities look like, well, let's

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start with mono, quietly,

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this is the fiery velvet weaver,

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not everyone knows it sings beautifully and also dances beautifully,

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but the very first pseudonym that

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Monatic took for himself sounds exactly like this, the fiery

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velvet weaver,

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let's get further Olya Polyakova

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beauty on it very similar to a bird

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secretary, any official and businessman

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dreams of such a secretary, but Olya we have a

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bird songbird secretary in search of

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food to travel from place to place,

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or as Olya herself says, she

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tours and corporate

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dan-test and Dorofei Van

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at first glance it may seem that

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it’s the mother who feeds the chick with her beak, but in

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fact it’s the female who feeds the male with her concerts, let’s

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continue Potap bird the producer

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actually seems to be just hungry and

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loves decoration like 40,

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then we have a big-headed guinea fowl and a long-haired

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pianist,

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now we know exactly where the

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hairdressers Piana Boya gets his

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inspiration from, let’s

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continue sage grouse and transvestite

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Monroe,

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I explain in both photos the males

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simply have breasts in this species of birds only

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males have

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oblast and the penguin and Natasha

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Mogilevskaya the

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Pakovsky penguin cannot fly but

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wants to see the view of the earth pit with its wing

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both deer adore close males and

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by the way these birds howl nests in

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pits we

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will continue further we have a very happy

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bird

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because of such narrow eyes oha sees that they are

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advertising

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yes since the savannah is crystal

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it is not advertising an intelligent

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casino very no but we will now be

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happy to show you the castle of this

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bird

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yes yes yes exactly like that in Ukraine looks like

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high life is next in line we have a girlfriend in

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this desert hens this hen you

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know everything about

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this bird is experienced but still

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prefers to marry chicks

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any songbird is afraid of becoming a

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grilled chicken so keep your

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eyes peeled on the screen

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spectacled owl

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or as Gordon would say three-pointer,

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but

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no,

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it’s a male, he gives the bird’s milk and

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sells it in chocolate, let’s

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continue the DJ bird is

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very similar to the deputy’s bird, it’s

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a DJ, like birds, the deputy loves

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everyone to dance to her tune, although the beach itself,

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under someone else’s habitat, labor rings

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is afraid to do something - it’s not like that, because they

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can throw him out of the nest and take him away from

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the feeder,

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so the next birds we haven’t

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figured it out yet, it seems

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like the steppe eagle, but in fact the

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Obolonsky folders

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auto I behave like a fighting [ __ ],

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continue the next bird

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[music]

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this is a cormorant

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and the bird on the left pelican

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tank is the only bird that lays

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not nonsense eggs,

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but siskin eggs,

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but now we present to your attention

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the bird you are suffering for

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this bird was recently driven away from its

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home at one time it joined 100

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green parrots and they took it and flew

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south to Truskavets

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and it’s next in line we have a bird with a bank

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green arlan

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considers himself a hunter of oligarchs

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actor diesel also looks like birds

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attention these are funny geese from nikolayev

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by the way when they arrived in kiev they

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really lived with some bubbles

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but now they have spread their wings and are ready to do

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anything to make the audience do ha- ha-ha from their

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jokes

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we continue the next very rare bird a

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parrot in Belarusian

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applaud them it was late became often

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chickens in cages

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actually cannot live in a cage that’s why he

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left Belarus

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unlike other parrots if

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you put a scarf on this one he won’t shut up

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but turn into chatty grandmothers a

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very bright bird matreya vulgaris

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just recently I arrived in our country it has

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already fluffed up more than others

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further we have a Kiev bird

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sealant ordinary

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with makeup a swan with extraordinary

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beauty

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circles through fashionable boutiques and

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throws itself like a stone at everything fashionable

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birds that never part

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sparrows scenes

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spoons but for one baby, these are

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pretty girls,

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and for the second,

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and yes, they are in Ukraine so often that

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they can safely be called corruption,

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we continue, and this talented

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Zaporozhye woman, I

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immediately want to say that in both photos

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Victoria Bullitt is

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only in the first photo,

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she just arrived from Zaporozhye to

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Kiev

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and on the second it’s already climbed over and is singing and is

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still looking for its eagle with a two-story

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birdhouse

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now a very important bird, a

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bald eagle,

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it’s better to say that the head and the eagle are still

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cool with the head of an eagle

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from Vanya, and then we have a very

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interesting bird, this is a Belarusian phase with

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long feathers before the beautiful color is for a

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second after four chicks

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the acceptance of everything to watch this

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beautiful groove chirp from the stages

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[music]

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I also have a favorite bird, let’s insert it

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let’s insert it, it’s an Atlantic puffin,

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I really don’t know which is the right way to call a puffin or a

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dead end, I don’t understand something right now they all it’s a

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dead end

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dead end this seabird is why it flew away

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from the Belarusian

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sold out

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but the most important thing despite the fact that the

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children’s actors look like birds we will

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never fly away from you from our beloved

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viewer thank you very much for this

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[applause]

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take it let’s continue the topic of

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pets pets say pets are very

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similar to their owners, so I

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recently read the news, recently the dog Potapa

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poured a lot of positivity into his slippers,

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but we present to you a situation where a

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married couple chooses a

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pet for their son in a store,

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and

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what we are doing here

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is difficult, just like what you promised to

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our son to give and there's a whole birthday they

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came to choose

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centuries let's get out of here I'm already a block

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full of Yuma yu Bosov's

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store joke it didn't work it won't

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work it's clear or should I go back to the

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salon [ __ ] no no no no no no no

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the alarm on the car went off

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damn we're being robbed there we

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came to

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choose this stupid keychain that

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I found in a trash heap I can

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tell you something where please tell me

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how to dissuade my son from buying

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dogs

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well you are in vain the animal is such a

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delight you know communication with those does

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not cause a lot of positive

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emotions in children and

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I apologize about the

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pink store that you were bitten by our

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rabbit

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you if you want to return it, you

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can’t because it was eaten by a dog

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in front of the children and they cry, but let

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us send you exactly the same rabbit

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and at a discount,

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if anything, I’m in the back room

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wildly, the children, you know what they are like,

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just ask for it, and then it’s on

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plays with this dog and everything then I have to

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get up at 6 in the morning, walk the dog,

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feed it, go poke it, take the

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[ __ ] to the vet, do all sorts of things

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because I had a dog, I don’t want to

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repeat my father’s mistakes,

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Lyoshka and I will do this in turns, what

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will you do with me? at 6 am the

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answer is

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like a dog is a real friend and Lyoshka

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will play with him, he’s in the yard full of

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dogs, a bunch of friends go out and play with

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them, I’ll even allow him to

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feed my lord, which milord is

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our homeless person,

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you know how they have immunity, they’ve never seen a

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sick homeless person I saw, I think that

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in general he’s already been grafted onto

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science,

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that you’ve made up your mind

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thinking, and

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by the way, these nuts from your bush are

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actually dog food,

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otherwise you’ll have soft, silky hair,

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someone strong, let me

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recommend you now very much popular

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Pomeranian Spitz [ __ ]

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this spot is not I saw the price

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well he may be interested in

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other animals not dogs there for example

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cats to cats I am allergic to hamsters

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especially Sasha says that you are allergic to my

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mother

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here you go you are just a reminder about

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her you did everything I'm already allergic, he

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sprinkled me with everything, I can help you with something

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before I

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had to buy a gift for mine for your

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mother,

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something like a poisonous

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viper or a spider like this, do

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you have something bright and I would

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recommend you buy hypoallergenic

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animals, they are hairless here for example, how

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this sphinx is

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dried and fur coats are made from them, that is, in

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any case, it will be cheaper, it will be right for you, then

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here I am sorry to him

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pink shop that the Rottweiler is in mating

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season, you are locked in the toilet, right,

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why are you calling me, call the police and they

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have closed there with you

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now we are looking for a bride, dictate address she's

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good thank you if there's anything I'm in the back room

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sniff under the bushes about the

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convocation of Kus this is definitely something you need to take

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with your dog your dog you

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need to take a leash at least once left for

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shopping and such we only go to the

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store so there's

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a muzzle on your leg and

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we'll put it on every weekend

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so that you would eat less beer, a

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dog is a man's friend,

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this is in nature, but in life everything is not

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like that, if I had introduced myself as godfather, Seryoga

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would have come to visit me and dumped me in the middle of

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the room,

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I wouldn't have been friends with him anymore, but it

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was

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n't for the New Year I remember, it means it wasn’t,

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and here yours didn’t even have a new year before

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there was sashenka, you

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broke down less to have a child, so you compared it, and the dog and the

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child are a

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butt, I only found out in the eighth month

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that you were pregnant,

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lives here somewhere during both my

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and then pregnancy this is a difficulty and you

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will understand,

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we will take the cable, it’s fresh,

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I hope you’re just a dad now,

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I don’t know anymore, okay, okay, let’s

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close your eyes so often, I’ll show you something, I have

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n’t seen a Jew,

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I say, close your eyes, I’ll just

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show you right now, and java, it’s a wing like

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this, every morning it will be clear to

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this dog if you like it,

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of course I can do this for you and Leshka, I

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can also describe the whole house and the sofa,

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gnaw from there is some nasty thing

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called alcohol, lie down and howl oh

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my God, I’m here, this Opel floor is

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there if you don’t want a dog, let’s take a

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cat

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attack, we decided to take a cat and great

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code this is the best gift for a child

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who has a cat, a useless creature

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in general lies on the couch and about karma

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and they take care of him, but you’re in vain

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that at least I don’t need to walk

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it great benefit what recent

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studies have established that the code

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can treat with its rumbling

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yes

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perhaps the cat we’ll take these on his head every

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evening I’ll put a weight on his head his head

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hurts all the time

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here it’s funny very much on the crust

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[music]

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at night in the day I need it once you give me a

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leg in the stomach you’re some kind of - then otherwise it’s boring grandmothers on a

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stump and 1 I understand take the kitty from no

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I’m all the cats outlived

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Murzik outlived the leopard

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outlived Vaska outlived Stalin

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outlived the

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woman stingrays UN turtle take it she’s been

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living in it for three hundred years you definitely won’t

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survive it

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sounds like a challenge

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how much is a turtle worth probably

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not very expensive not 50 hryvnia, come on,

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yes please give it to me,

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what a beauty, hold it carefully,

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come on, oh well, everyone will live and me

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. let's maybe also take a turtle

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ti2 mesh bed bugs limits popova will

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crawl with us you've been wanting a robot vacuum cleaner for a long time

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right

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[laughs]

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peak I won't buy a dog a

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dog bit me as a child now I'm afraid of them

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your forehead was bitten by

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the recording to spend money

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and

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survived the turtle

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but how they live for three hundred years, how it

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turned out that

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your turtle costs less than chicken and the

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broth tastes the same, it turned out to be a

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loss fila why overpay

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so give me a soup set a

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hamster

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parrot and a snail

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I won’t sell you anything go away well the

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old fashioned way I’ll cook

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blueberries

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what are you going to do about it cook

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in general crazy fool you're a

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blueberry pie blueberry

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and thanks for the idea

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you've decided on the plot before we've

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decided that we won't take just a dog or a cat

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well come take a look we have

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a lot of animals do you need me in the

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utility room milking a cow

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you understand it's useful for the child contact

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animals care for him excuse me ok

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let's take him to grandma's for the winter holidays we

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'll send him there a couple of times the pigsty

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supporter will clean out her immediately all

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desire for animals will disappear altogether I

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'll move on how interesting he said

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where are these jokes we'll have two

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pigs and at home that's where that’s all

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Sashenka, in our house there’s just one pig,

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that’s you and these are mini-pigs, they’re often a fleet and

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they don’t crap anywhere

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and the quality is cool, only offering him

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closer to Easter to take

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everything that we’ll call it,

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and that is, as a rule, even

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while he’s found you because of you they ruined the

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surprise I couldn’t choose quickly I was

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thinking and I don’t want a dog for my birthday

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my son is wearing it my boy ca

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n’t crush his genes with his fingers I want a sister or

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brother

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[music]

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fenced

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[music]

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[applause] [music ]

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you can take the

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man’s dog there, let’s take the hamsters, let’s take

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[applause]

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[music] the

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children who studied remotely

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will graduate from school with a conditional early

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certificate,

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but from the university I’m generally silent

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and [

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music]

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before you eat, I’m already having dinner, I’m

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on TV with you in

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this manner our children will be in the chats

00:22:27

Ukrainian language and wonder my be

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uncertain crumbs chasing we I would

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remember

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this is also our studios was to introduce

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the Ministry of Retinue of Ukraine yurikov dance

00:22:40

everything came to our education card grandfather

00:22:46

full of feces tuna

00:22:51

in short I want to tell you something

00:22:57

this than the father I’m just Usually, after

00:23:01

these words, I remember the PIN code for my

00:23:02

card and

00:23:05

imagine how the media are debiting the money,

00:23:08

no need

00:23:12

at all, I have the following news for you,

00:23:19

it’s clear,

00:23:25

grandchildren, it’s great what month, it’s okay,

00:23:32

you can

00:23:36

talk openly, got knocked up, got knocked up, nothing

00:23:39

we weave, we need it and we’ll deliver I’ll be

00:23:41

burning on plywood,

00:23:45

in short, I have very very very good

00:23:50

news about the very, very turn of the

00:23:52

mother, the persistent Khan is refreshing that rented

00:23:56

apartment

00:23:58

[applause]

00:24:00

while on pause it turned out

00:24:03

well

00:24:04

somehow like so normal mints I love

00:24:09

yours

00:24:12

remember so tick tock

00:24:14

mother just like that, you’re just waiting for something to start

00:24:19

a scandal, don’t bother

00:24:23

explaining to him in normal words,

00:24:26

in short, I want to choose a profession

00:24:29

where you could just shoot short

00:24:32

videos and put it on the Internet,

00:24:36

what kind of profession is this that you still

00:24:40

need to explain in normal words

00:24:43

and

00:24:44

someone to protect with her candies,

00:24:49

here my daughter thought about the future for the first time in her

00:24:52

life

00:24:57

[laughter]

00:24:59

very funny

00:25:02

for the third time I won’t fall for it,

00:25:05

well, it really happened, it really did,

00:25:11

it did, and

00:25:14

I would have done that and because there, oh, how I wo

00:25:22

n’t live to see it

00:25:25

under the crust.

00:25:28

[applause] that's

00:25:35

not what I said, I said. We’re all like our

00:25:39

mother,

00:25:44

well, tell us who got it, I didn’t

00:25:48

decide to follow in my father’s footsteps,

00:25:55

plumbers,

00:25:57

at first I worked as a turner for 15 years, fap

00:26:01

natura, don’t torment within the walls, well, let’s start with

00:26:06

the fact that your universities now do

00:26:08

n’t teach you anything at all, by the way,

00:26:11

don’t clink glasses for education

00:26:15

yeah, well, who is it for, anyway, but for the doctor of

00:26:20

the post, but I’m afraid of blood, it’s okay,

00:26:23

our uncle is also afraid of blood,

00:26:27

the poncho continues to work for us as

00:26:29

milling machine operators, I’ll open it, I saw

00:26:33

4 fingers, the man has no legs,

00:26:38

let me give you a roller, that means in this

00:26:40

the profession is more important than appearance than

00:26:43

brains, that the secretary is an

00:26:50

administrator in a beauty salon, and

00:26:53

even an assistant to a deputy

00:26:58

has no damn hint, you have a bad tip here,

00:27:02

half of modern professions are suitable,

00:27:07

not only isn’t this really a model, the mother from

00:27:10

whom you raised it would be better if prostitutes praise

00:27:17

the model, here I am cooking

00:27:25

cultures

00:27:27

it would be better if they got involved in

00:27:32

some kind of higher education higher

00:27:35

education university of culture this is

00:27:38

funny between and what faculty I’m

00:27:42

wondering

00:27:43

I’m wearing this for a pause

00:27:49

unusual will shorten

00:27:51

this how

00:27:54

unusual are you, did you go to be a magician

00:27:59

or train monkeys

00:28:04

did you get involved,

00:28:07

who is who and who’s who’s

00:28:12

mother is this We will have our own electric at home

00:28:16

and the

00:28:17

gods of the monastery, and for some reason I appointed a

00:28:21

smart one to teach my bullets there, I didn’t

00:28:24

understand it, well, tick tock, this is an application, you

00:28:30

and I recently did this, wait, I’m

00:28:34

still teaching this to Aries,

00:28:38

so I entered the bag, what the hell, so the

00:28:42

bag is for boiling water,

00:28:45

eh -makarek,

00:28:48

in general, you went to the store brought me

00:28:52

a beer of

00:28:56

culture to bypass who to remember I can’t have the

00:29:01

words culture and tick tock primer in one sentence

00:29:12

but don’t exaggerate what that means don’t

00:29:15

exaggerate here we were given then we’ll go to

00:29:18

study everyone I’ll go to the faculty of Viber

00:29:23

you you’ll go to the Facebook faculty and

00:29:26

grandma will go to the faculty of

00:29:31

Yanochka’s classmate, by the way, there was a competition for 50

00:29:34

people per place,

00:29:35

oh, just don’t tell me about

00:29:37

these competitions, here on our

00:29:39

city day there would be a photo competition of up to 50 thousand

00:29:43

gathered in the square and a dry closet installed 1

00:29:48

you should have seen this competition there the

00:29:51

queue is so crazy Balashov it’s only

00:29:53

on tik tok they were standing there

00:29:57

it’s a heart attack

00:30:01

jaguar null and try to understand how to

00:30:04

understand this in general the father is a turner and the daughter who are you

00:30:08

who is like

00:30:10

leather but I’m wondering what

00:30:13

entrance exam you had to get

00:30:16

around a round hole

00:30:20

or a square square,

00:30:22

because they took only those who didn’t get in

00:30:26

1 by the way, they will give you a diploma in your hands or

00:30:30

just email the monastery

00:30:33

at this faculty for those who want a video

00:30:36

from Poplavsky instead of a diploma, I’m on to

00:30:39

grow their turner, please contact me

00:30:45

[applause]

00:30:49

by the way, he’s

00:30:53

modern he realized that it was cool, it was

00:30:56

fashionable, and by the way, he himself started

00:30:59

making step top videos

00:31:06

[music]

00:31:13

tell Misha’s grandfather

00:31:15

so that he doesn’t forget to take his pills,

00:31:20

and it’s advisable to take his own ones from

00:31:22

Potap

00:31:24

and then everyone’s pills are the same,

00:31:27

just the dosage is different, well, yes, the show - business,

00:31:30

well, here’s another

00:31:32

[music]

00:31:39

and it’s not clear whether it’s hawthorn or cocaine,

00:31:49

grass,

00:31:51

he’s all this, young url, he’s stoned,

00:31:57

you don’t understand what he’s talking about, it’s very cool, that’s when

00:32:08

I realized it’s a sect,

00:32:12

first oh yes, that means you accept all the

00:32:15

students and then they transfer apartments to him

00:32:18

before and

00:32:22

there is at least one video where he

00:32:25

works, well, there is a curriculum to be drawn up

00:32:29

or some kind of family spends no

00:32:33

miraculously years to buy all the niche the rector

00:32:35

is skipping the university,

00:32:38

here’s another funny one

00:32:41

[music]

00:32:50

and

00:32:53

she is baptized incorrectly,

00:32:59

he needs to send our priest, call his

00:33:02

uncle waist

00:33:04

multifaceted personality

00:33:07

multifaceted personality I’m wondering

00:33:10

who your teachers will be

00:33:13

Professor Morgenstern

00:33:18

datsan Tanya milahi

00:33:20

departments Klava Koka

00:33:25

I’m on you look at him. he got it,

00:33:27

at least he was glad, the only thing that makes me happy here is

00:33:30

that I have nothing to

00:33:33

do with this, we shot a video, I

00:33:37

posted it on Tik Tok while I was writing, it

00:33:39

showed other people

00:33:41

watching the video, I entered the university,

00:33:45

and by the way, you can also be accepted there,

00:33:49

they can accept only in the bad after

00:33:54

this video I delete it immediately but in

00:33:57

my opinion it’s creative seriously

00:34:00

tight-tight good the last question on

00:34:04

which depends whether you will study or

00:34:07

not you entered on a budget

00:34:11

no it’s all on the twist someone just doesn’t have

00:34:15

the budget well of course why? you can teach for free

00:34:19

idiot Christina you can also

00:34:21

earn money

00:34:28

I’m just wondering how much training costs

00:34:33

thousands of dollars

00:34:35

you heard thousands of dollars for 5 years

00:34:40

[music]

00:34:44

Yanochka I never had that kind of money when I was born

00:34:49

the most I can do for

00:34:51

you is to go where the details

00:34:53

are photographed thousand dollars and

00:34:55

send

00:35:04

mine from sitting from bell to bell and

00:35:09

what a very good idea, remember the

00:35:13

fashions of students, good 2nd best in

00:35:17

the binge there, it’s more interesting

00:35:22

who else came there, God forbid

00:35:27

payment, I’ll kill someone right now

00:35:29

[music]

00:35:35

so that

00:35:37

your tick is there tock this is what we are showing here

00:35:42

and [music]

00:35:48

[applause]

00:35:58

[music]

00:36:03

it looks like we need you

00:36:07

for the last Dubai on so this is you so

00:36:13

sho we will dance with you at once and and enviously

00:36:16

gaining 10 million relay differential then I

00:36:20

promise that the edge of the certificate is

00:36:24

new fashionable faculty

00:36:27

Slyusareva

00:36:34

budget and

00:36:37

budget she and the picks agreed for you

00:36:41

Yankee come on de cabo mother knock down

00:36:47

come on

00:36:49

[music]

00:36:59

but

00:37:07

[applause]

00:37:14

[music]

00:37:15

[applause]

00:37:18

[music]

00:37:24

in Ukraine they legalized casinos and promised

00:37:28

that it would bring about seven to the budget

00:37:31

half a billion hryvnia a year, but the

00:37:35

budget received only 700 million

00:37:38

casinos are still winning, gentlemen, the

00:37:46

only one who today can take

00:37:49

stolen money from officials is not

00:37:52

a set, this is a casino, let's be transported with you

00:37:56

to one of these,

00:37:59

their casino is legalized

00:38:02

[applause]

00:38:06

taxi and

00:38:09

now my idea is not

00:38:15

[laughter]

00:38:23

tell me how things are going, everything is as

00:38:26

always, you know Evans stability in the country, they have

00:38:31

again approved a bonus of a million

00:38:34

hryvnia, find out what kind of bastards are sitting

00:38:38

up there, everything that cannot be written out of

00:38:40

the state budget is all flavored to know, at least

00:38:44

they checked something I would have

00:38:46

been denied something, it’s

00:38:48

also a strange situation, our

00:38:52

judges’ salaries have been raised for the third time,

00:38:56

there’s so much for this sword and I don’t know

00:39:00

what to do with them anymore. Videos and they also bring bribes

00:39:02

and they do

00:39:05

n’t pay 100 and I’m already telling them,

00:39:11

bring them to

00:39:16

the judiciary reform, what is there pujari where have you

00:39:19

ever heard of them up there with us,

00:39:24

and ordinary provincial billionaires, I don’t

00:39:27

think it’s good at all that the casino was opened before the

00:39:32

case, but it’s just from the heart, it’s a way out,

00:39:36

well, no matter how much money I spend, I still

00:39:39

stay,

00:39:43

I’ve been wandering around lately, by the way, know

00:39:47

where you’ve been in Europe in America in Asia on the wanted list

00:39:54

and

00:39:56

how did you get your position back after that

00:40:00

and even got a promotion but it’s all

00:40:05

thanks to you all of

00:40:07

you I won’t return let’s remind you remember how

00:40:12

it’s going to be

00:40:13

put down you’re

00:40:15

such a Nevada shelving

00:40:18

kindly there

00:40:20

bring a bottle to us

00:40:23

like this is what you want to play in the bathhouse, we

00:40:27

usually play in the bathhouse, we play at everyone’s place,

00:40:29

bring a bottle of prosecco please, I

00:40:32

want to bet with friends then

00:40:36

just say, but here are four identical cards, that’s

00:40:39

what they call measles to romneycare

00:40:41

fiend

00:40:44

ultras, well, let’s bet, I

00:40:50

support

00:40:53

now it’s clear why have you been in

00:40:56

your position for so long you know who and when

00:40:59

to support

00:41:02

you know I probably have a groove I have a couple of

00:41:06

sixes of

00:41:08

the General of the Ministry of Internal Affairs just a couple of sixes

00:41:13

you can look at us excuse me

00:41:27

please gentlemen

00:41:31

this is that as always kickbacks

00:41:36

without changing anything in life everything is for you and you

00:41:40

know that I just lost to the axis and

00:41:42

somehow it’s easy and free because the

00:41:46

casino is good that now the

00:41:49

right people are at the helm, they understand that now the

00:41:52

most important thing for the people and the most important thing is

00:41:56

to open the case of the university and not talk about

00:41:59

how the common people suffered without a casino,

00:42:04

after all, they Also, the minimum wage is being raised until

00:42:08

retirement, I’m raising where to put the money,

00:42:11

well, don’t tell the people where to spend the money, you

00:42:14

heard the gas has risen,

00:42:18

no, I didn’t hear either,

00:42:23

the secretary told me she says I

00:42:26

’m putting my Maybach on gas for an

00:42:31

iPad, and what’s profitable when you have your

00:42:35

own body, wells, it’s profitable

00:42:38

I can imagine, a colleague in

00:42:41

parliamentary work

00:42:43

refused cocaine,

00:42:46

what do you imagine now in the Cabinet and in the

00:42:50

Rada you need to wear a mask UN removal

00:42:53

forget and overspending fear

00:43:00

wow, what a beauty good afternoon at the

00:43:04

[applause]

00:43:08

Academic Council I think you understand the

00:43:10

Academic Council you are false here it is after

00:43:12

all, it doesn’t happen every day, she

00:43:13

wanted us every day because Galina

00:43:15

Kondrat of love for she decided that it would happen

00:43:17

every day in this situation, well, yes, in

00:43:19

principle, let’s be ready to play,

00:43:23

I apologize, but your watchman

00:43:28

can also play there, listen to me,

00:43:31

listen to me and I listened, you probably made the

00:43:35

wrong establishment, social security is around the corner,

00:43:41

you know, I’ll miss your sarcasm, how to

00:43:44

punish an electric train,

00:43:46

let two people run after it, it

00:43:49

was so interesting, remember this, thin,

00:43:51

then don’t, that’s what I wanted to say, we

00:43:54

see that it’s interesting, I’ll miss your

00:43:56

sarcasm, not images for you and out of

00:43:57

respect for myself and all because I am a

00:43:59

professor who has been working for more than

00:44:01

twenty years, and to stay in the department with

00:44:03

Galina Kondratiy, I have to think about poker here,

00:44:10

I wasn’t sick, how did the security let him through, I

00:44:15

understand if you are talking about my clothes, then

00:44:17

I will explain what to do there that I gave my weekend

00:44:18

sounds to the head of the chemistry department, you are

00:44:20

being buried today, and we have one suit for everyone,

00:44:25

excuse me, they are burying, but this image is what

00:44:28

we say when one of the scientists

00:44:30

tries to go drink money for science from the

00:44:31

minister,

00:44:34

this is actually, otherwise I forgot introduce yourself

00:44:38

but Albert is better Nichiporenko Danilevich

00:44:41

in the past as an associate professor an hour already a professor of

00:44:43

the Department of Mathematics of Ukhta forgive the dandruff

00:44:45

for the

00:44:50

integral over your shoulder

00:44:53

on drying and I want to address you

00:44:56

so I need to exchange 100 dollars for

00:44:59

chips

00:45:00

[laughter]

00:45:05

served you as a loser

00:45:07

here the bet is at least 50 these if you didn’t

00:45:11

hear well, I changed 100 dollars,

00:45:13

which means it’s not enough for two bets

00:45:15

to carry out epiphytes with the mouse,

00:45:17

then we can imagine in a real

00:45:19

binary coordinate system, we’ll help

00:45:21

the Sumerian, we can clean the system of

00:45:22

triangles, but it’s the same as two

00:45:25

of 50, but if you’re in doubt, you can

00:45:27

read I took my monogram with me,

00:45:29

two are baptized and

00:45:32

5050 50000 thousand 50 that is, these two

00:45:37

words are next to each other,

00:45:40

I wouldn’t worry if I were you, I think

00:45:43

that in a few circles I’ll just

00:45:44

come out with this amount,

00:45:55

played

00:45:57

1 day of this eccentric, we’ll divide it into

00:46:01

three

00:46:02

I I beg your pardon, a young elderly man

00:46:05

on drying, but you can bet

00:46:07

these 100 dollars nazyrs, but only

00:46:10

after 3 and 6 have rolled out

00:46:12

another 100 dollars

00:46:15

street and the man actually has to

00:46:18

admit this is not my money, this is the money

00:46:19

viburnum punitive on sale does not know

00:46:21

what I didn’t pull a hundred, but on the other

00:46:23

hand, I just took it and signed for

00:46:24

it in the accounting department, so I won the election, and

00:46:29

by the way, and don’t forget, please,

00:46:32

the supplies will fall out raw again,

00:46:34

put everything on zero after

00:46:37

the garbage before, then lightning twice in one

00:46:40

tree then it doesn’t hit, but at least you argued with you

00:46:42

Galen Kondrakhin lightning 2 times

00:46:44

bellator

00:46:46

and what’s interesting is once a ball and the

00:46:48

second time from the pants, we

00:46:49

experimented with it in our youth

00:46:51

and when, by the way, everything plays in pairs, well,

00:46:54

bet on the odd second half on the

00:46:56

22nd, it’s his birthday Galen Kondratiy, well, in

00:46:58

fact, she’s 19, but this year

00:47:00

we decided to save money and moved it to the

00:47:02

weekend,

00:47:03

don’t be afraid to waste a hundred rubles, then you’ll waste your tea. A

00:47:06

month’s salary is a

00:47:10

laboratory assistant from the chemistry room, who doesn’t take

00:47:12

risks, doesn’t drink from 2 h 5, your bubble is

00:47:14

like

00:47:16

champagne over your shoulder, not very good

00:47:20

All drinks are at the expense of the establishment,

00:47:23

I mean, I’m so grown up, please tell me, do

00:47:25

you have water? Who can

00:47:28

help you? Tell me, if you want

00:47:30

French wine from the south of France,

00:47:32

somewhere in the year 1937, this is the year Galina

00:47:35

Kondrat was born, although in fact at 27, he’s just

00:47:39

looking younger,

00:47:41

I think we’ll find the one on the right, then I’ll have

00:47:43

carrot juice,

00:47:45

well, just understand, I’m allergic to wine,

00:47:48

my whole face

00:47:50

is covered in spots of some kind, it’s like the flu,

00:47:52

come here, you’re a Dalmatian,

00:47:56

well, let’s play,

00:48:00

let’s

00:48:02

say, I support the game,

00:48:07

tell me and for

00:48:09

others it’s that it’s a high combination,

00:48:14

usually they don’t talk about it out loud, that’s why

00:48:16

I’m silent,

00:48:17

well, professor, let’s hurry up, you

00:48:22

know, unlike some Nikishins, I’m

00:48:23

trying to think

00:48:25

about

00:48:27

[laughter] I have a

00:48:35

straight

00:48:38

flush,

00:48:41

well, that’s all, the professor was blown away

00:48:46

by the way how do you know my last name, well, you are

00:48:49

eugenicists, but it was you who

00:48:53

took the exam in my first year correctly, I

00:48:55

know, I still remember what grades

00:48:56

you got on each question, otherwise

00:48:58

you are junk 2 2 2 and 2 of

00:49:09

this 8 in total,

00:49:15

I’m a [ __ ] won,

00:49:16

wait, how did he do it now, but you

00:49:20

know who dresses very well,

00:49:21

remembered and Nikishin’s dad bought you a diploma,

00:49:23

then bought a position, bought the brains, didn’t

00:49:25

buy it, but it’s apparently a shortage

00:49:29

crunching, I don’t understand

00:49:32

lucky, it just seems to me, well, you know, how

00:49:35

would you say luck is for suckers and

00:49:37

knew how here it’s still clear this is the theory of

00:49:39

probability 3rd course although for you they are a

00:49:41

completely unknown world plus the chaos of

00:49:43

possible combinations taking into account the

00:49:44

four hands of a dog, not even 5 known and

00:49:46

two potential, that’s basically all the

00:49:48

listener can I do with carrot

00:49:50

juice perdolit

00:49:52

but when I try too,

00:49:55

come on,

00:49:57

let's play one more time, let's

00:50:03

put it this

00:50:05

way, support it, increase it

00:50:08

[laughter]

00:50:11

Professor Pett, I'm unlucky, it seems I'm

00:50:15

unlucky at cards, I'll be

00:50:17

lucky in love with your Candida

00:50:20

Arkadyevna,

00:50:23

well, first of all, scoring kondraty innovator

00:50:26

another question: which of us file preview the

00:50:28

3 right now and then the woodlice accordion and

00:50:30

calculated its determinants, you know,

00:50:33

I looked at the matrix there was no determine

00:50:36

auto

00:50:38

determinants, this is with Schwarzenegger,

00:50:42

you know, in fact, this is ordinary

00:50:44

higher mathematics, although in your eyes

00:50:46

I see absolutely coolheads but just an

00:50:48

understanding of set theory and distribute

00:50:49

incredibly to Krugogolov, that’s

00:50:53

all I said for now, I understood that Krugogolov

00:50:57

looks like a surname and this is my surname, how

00:51:01

seriously do

00:51:02

you know if you remembered that in the

00:51:04

eleventh grade I taught you and

00:51:06

you sat in the back desk and constantly

00:51:07

played the fool, apparently

00:51:10

they lost very often that the ocean both bank joint-stock company

00:51:14

but that's all, professor, the lid of the

00:51:21

ukhta

00:51:23

full house I see that the info is chaos this is a

00:51:26

very strong combination the probability of

00:51:28

a loss is 1 in 100 operations your fall

00:51:30

is the same combination of two opponents

00:51:31

at the same time in principle is approximately

00:51:33

close to zero, but nevertheless,

00:51:35

I have the same full house in my hands, but with the

00:51:37

senior recruitment to

00:51:41

and as Galina Tandra Tina Karol liked to say, in the

00:51:43

fifty-sixth year they wanted to

00:51:45

send me into retirement, [ __ ] and bite,

00:51:54

although I don’t, I don’t understand how this is so, I’m a

00:51:58

politician, I’m not I can lose to ordinary

00:52:02

people, everything should be the other way around, it

00:52:06

seems to me that he’s muttering something, he

00:52:09

’ll remember, I remember, I remember, and then

00:52:12

you take all the chips, you’re going to

00:52:15

katala,

00:52:17

katala, number pi, brahm,

00:52:23

listen, but in fact,

00:52:25

Galina Kondratiy taught me how to play poker, my you

00:52:27

before I still remember that day, we first attacked

00:52:29

me, then I played poker, we did

00:52:31

n’t play

00:52:34

poker then, and then in the fifty-third year,

00:52:37

on cartridges, Stalin and jump, come on,

00:52:40

okay, by the way,

00:52:43

you are Pisarenko, I would be Pisarenko, yes you are

00:52:47

Pisarenko, you and Galina, and so I am Kondraty

00:52:49

they dishonored me several times

00:52:54

then what does it have to do with mothers there are witnesses you

00:52:57

did it right at the department you called her

00:52:59

a laboratory assistant she was already the head of

00:53:02

the department then

00:53:05

I’m all in

00:53:08

again

00:53:09

you’ll let me go to pairs friends but you

00:53:14

would understand that I have a

00:53:16

straight flush in my hands right now higher than

00:53:18

the combination, according to his calculations, somewhere 1 to 10

00:53:21

to the 13th power or less, but for those

00:53:23

who are friends with higher mathematics,

00:53:25

it falls out at the right moment, so you

00:53:27

can’t even show your cards about

00:53:29

what it’s useless, I’m never mistaken,

00:53:34

damn

00:53:36

thing

00:53:39

bastard,

00:53:42

well, you know, if I were you, I would

00:53:44

behave decently, by the way, at home,

00:53:45

even theirs, and to whom am I telling the person who

00:53:47

will dishonor Galina Yagodka again in

00:53:49

Kondratyev,

00:53:51

who already in those days 62 was already

00:53:54

painted with henna before Greece and scantra

00:53:56

active

00:53:58

I don’t understand how he the third time I’m going to combine

00:54:01

the combination, listen, there is and

00:54:04

briefly describe my calculation process,

00:54:05

it looks something like this: first we take the

00:54:06

derivative of the function, then we cool

00:54:08

it exponentially, so we keep it at the limit of

00:54:10

52, this is by the number of cards,

00:54:12

the project is even clear, and then we will be among the

00:54:13

logarithmic base 4 by

00:54:15

the number of suits, but if

00:54:17

you want briefly, I can

00:54:21

go into detail about him and his combination, how he

00:54:24

found out that we have nothing on our hands, but

00:54:26

this is also very simple because

00:54:28

poker is not only mathematics, but also

00:54:29

psychology, this is exactly what

00:54:31

Galina is strong at to the date on her last should

00:54:33

and the so-called poker face face without

00:54:35

emotions

00:54:37

so it’s difficult for me to play with you it’s as

00:54:39

easy as shelling pears it’s true yes, let’s take

00:54:42

you to the tough heads it should not be too much here

00:54:44

we are when you worry you start to

00:54:46

get along here push as if you

00:54:48

constipation and fortunately there are only two options

00:54:51

lucky unlucky maybe I

00:54:54

really have a fence

00:54:56

when I’m happy for you

00:54:59

standing up when you don’t understand good

00:55:01

cards or while you’re constantly scratching between your

00:55:03

legs

00:55:06

and in the end I would like to ask you,

00:55:07

could you please stop scratching I'm between for

00:55:09

groceries,

00:55:12

yes please,

00:55:15

but

00:55:16

you've got a bubble of weather, I've collected what,

00:55:22

let's hope I rigged it well,

00:55:26

this will be your last distribution,

00:55:29

I think we're at the same time,

00:55:32

you know what's interesting, I've already won 14

00:55:36

thousand, and luck will smile on me once again, for some

00:55:37

reason - then he’s always smiling,

00:55:39

that’s also the probability that you and I

00:55:42

will play for the stated bet of 50 thousand very

00:55:44

close and why don’t I see the joy on

00:55:48

your faces you

00:55:50

were sitting well it came this is why the

00:55:55

educated

00:55:58

evening overtook me in the game case you know

00:56:01

the coolheads very well that they can’t

00:56:02

hear you now Galina Kondratiy she was

00:56:05

for such allegories with a tube, she would have drawn out the

00:56:07

integrals on a sine wave, your little

00:56:08

logarithm would have been drawn out while

00:56:12

listening to the professor, you weren’t sitting in prison by chance,

00:56:17

but in fact, we have

00:56:19

professors working with students for one year

00:56:21

like two years in prison, that’s why

00:56:23

you can be sure to say that

00:56:24

I have two life sentences behind me

00:56:28

can be with him. play [ __ ] about

00:56:33

music, as I understand it, there is a small

00:56:35

probability that your words are a

00:56:37

hidden rectal threat,

00:56:40

countries would need it, I dare to assume that

00:56:42

all the same, we are talking about a game of chance,

00:56:44

which is called twenty-

00:56:46

one, but you understand the miscalculation of the combination

00:56:49

there is even easier, so how said one

00:56:52

wounded kondrakhina when I tried to

00:56:53

refuse her sex, you shouldn’t even rock the boat so well,

00:57:01

right away I want to say all-in,

00:57:07

I have a groove in the world, I have a street,

00:57:12

well, I passed

00:57:16

so cool,

00:57:18

so great, you know that after three

00:57:20

successful combinations and an ordinary bluff

00:57:22

is excellent It worked and 4 hands

00:57:29

I had a six and they were falling, but they also

00:57:31

brought their dividends

00:57:34

well, well, in essence, this life and mathematics,

00:57:37

this psychology did not learn to bluff,

00:57:40

the radicalism of Kondratiev, she

00:57:42

took my name for three years, she said that she was

00:57:44

pregnant,

00:57:46

and until I married her,

00:57:49

what are children interested in? we still

00:57:51

don’t have it, and Galinka’s belly is growing,

00:57:56

you’ll be bluffing like that, you’ll never have children, I

00:57:58

understand, you’re standing there, gentlemen, let’s

00:58:01

let this charming lady go with a

00:58:04

good tip and play like an adult,

00:58:07

save the tower as these men would say,

00:58:10

thank you for the bread, so

00:58:12

bring it so much butter bread I took,

00:58:15

well, here’s 50 thousand for which we will sit down

00:58:19

with you to play on the clock, the bet changes

00:58:23

now at this table the minimum bet is

00:58:27

100,000 I understand you know Pisarenko, you

00:58:31

never knew how to keep your word, didn’t you

00:58:34

then say that if this

00:58:35

was knocked down by the professor I won’t pass

00:58:37

the exam, I’ll sleep with the watchman,

00:58:41

by the way, the woman is waiting with whom

00:58:46

she’s already with whom the cartoon refused three

00:58:49

cats glow, so they’re sitting out the window looking at Kai, so

00:58:51

where is Pisarenko,

00:58:54

so in short, you only have 50, how

00:58:58

will you play well, one second, look 1 2

00:59:01

3

00:59:03

played your nipples on thanks for the roulette,

00:59:06

well, in fact, you have to understand

00:59:09

this is not mine here, this is Galina

00:59:12

Kondratiya, 50 thousand from here, I’ll borrow the rest, it

00:59:15

should be enough for the operation, yes, it’s not a

00:59:17

simple operation, but you want to do a

00:59:19

tightening, a tightening of the entire skin,

00:59:21

well, what are you looking at, let’s play

00:59:25

by the way, good fellow,

00:59:28

please put it on another 100 dollars on the number 7

00:59:33

then

00:59:35

put my 20,000 on 7 too I put

00:59:38

50 on the number 7 look here 100 pieces are

00:59:43

shameful and

00:59:49

this is how

00:59:52

we like to make money from the common people

00:59:56

[laughter]

01:00:00

played 7 and

01:00:03

on the black

01:00:08

young

01:00:09

17 black you are a freak bastard but it’s

01:00:14

okay, I also lost 100

01:00:15

dollars,

01:00:19

well, listen, let’s play

01:00:22

correctly, let’s play why so

01:00:28

insert 100,000 let’s play this

01:00:32

cold one of mine,

01:00:33

I personally heard it a long time ago and

01:00:37

you know with gray oil while you’re giving it away, I

01:00:40

remembered I came here to

01:00:42

earn money on an interactive whiteboard

01:00:45

for our university because we used to

01:00:47

have a board but it was erased so the

01:00:49

amelia ended back in ninety-five

01:00:51

so we, you know, we just take it with our

01:00:53

finger and write on the wall it’s hard to see they

01:00:55

started slobbering it’s visible but not for long

01:00:59

with

01:01:02

let’s oh to

01:01:04

see Sergey Kalach were handing out

01:01:09

well what is there to think, I'm a java bank, I'm a

01:01:14

vabank,

01:01:19

well, what did Arishka bring and the Yama bank are

01:01:26

in trouble, you're howling, hurry up,

01:01:32

like there's a lemon of bucks at stake, I have a

01:01:37

monthly income, and you have an

01:01:38

unaffordable amount for your entire life, I'll tell you

01:01:42

more, this is the entire budget of our

01:01:43

university for the twenty-first century

01:01:48

we are hiding we are hiding 4 what is it

01:01:52

called corey corey from

01:01:57

spades 3

01:01:59

cross royal flush

01:02:02

well, then you have the probability of collecting the

01:02:05

best combination the role of flash poker

01:02:07

is 1 in 640 thousand seven hundred and twenty,

01:02:10

and to collect two at once in one round, I

01:02:12

probably never understood,

01:02:16

they study too royal flush, what the wrong

01:02:20

pair of deuces I was giving away,

01:02:23

well, yes, I have a pair of deuces that would not have been

01:02:34

me such a school or burned you didn’t leak

01:02:38

the professor

01:02:40

here and before sitting down at the table I

01:02:43

made a deal with the owner of this casino for

01:02:45

several pairs the first guy and what With

01:02:49

100 dollars I will reach the drawing of a million,

01:02:50

this is a bet for ten thousand dollars and

01:02:54

you just lost, write down which

01:02:57

10,000 and the second pair had 100 thousand

01:03:00

dollars that I will lose millions with a

01:03:02

combination of a pair of deuces I didn’t

01:03:05

understand what I read on this it was

01:03:08

not difficult but there was more and the third pair is that there

01:03:12

will be a royal flush combination on the table at the same time

01:03:13

and for raids it is mathematically

01:03:15

impossible only with the help of fraud

01:03:17

can it be possible to do this because I will give

01:03:20

only 4 so it turns out that my

01:03:23

combination is stronger

01:03:25

I gave you three the

01:03:29

greed of the fraer ruined

01:03:33

4 was up your sleeve you know, I

01:03:37

’ll get my money no matter what, but now you won’t

01:03:40

be allowed into any casino in VA, not in the

01:03:41

legal ones, they’re in the underground ones, I think

01:03:44

for you this will be the worst punishment,

01:03:46

let’s get the hell out of here, yes, I’ll

01:03:48

corrugate it now, there were 4 more pairs that you

01:03:52

want to clean up and slurped for 12

01:03:54

million dollars and

01:03:55

another pony that you will immediately scare him

01:03:58

for 15 million dollars and then

01:04:01

that you will return

01:04:07

[applause] the

01:04:16

new year is coming, well almost soon, here is the

01:04:20

new year on stage diesel show oh this is a

01:04:22

truly new year at all soon on December 3 4

01:04:26

we will be filming but really

01:04:28

very cool New Year's concerts here

01:04:29

in the palace of Ukraine the best

01:04:31

Ukrainian stars and I'm not afraid of this word of

01:04:33

the world stage the most fun performances

01:04:36

many surprises from everyone friends

01:04:38

be sure to come we want to celebrate the New Year

01:04:40

with you we agreed well

01:04:46

we and Let's talk about Nord

01:04:48

Stream 2,

01:04:50

I heard a lonely man's laughter,

01:04:54

which means that the topic is really

01:04:56

serious

01:04:58

because Nord Stream 2

01:05:02

essentially deprived Ukraine of gas transit to Europe,

01:05:05

really, who cares, but

01:05:09

on the other hand, the opening of Nord

01:05:11

Stream 2 automatically launched the second

01:05:14

flow of Ukrainian sailors towards

01:05:15

Russia and Europe and

01:05:18

now, like our northern neighbor, we have

01:05:21

two troubles in Ukraine: Nord Stream 1 and

01:05:24

Nord Stream 2,

01:05:27

you’ll forget the Nord Stream, there

01:05:30

will be no transit, but for about that Germany is sending gas

01:05:32

bypassing Ukraine,

01:05:34

the launch of Nord Stream 2 will allow

01:05:36

refuse to transit gas through

01:05:38

Ukraine,

01:05:39

the transit of the interview will also be Germany,

01:05:42

and Ukraine, I don’t need it, I don’t need it

01:05:46

[music]

01:05:59

in the Baltic, gas pipes were laid along the bottom,

01:06:08

then Europe or with bromine

01:06:12

went around Ukraine,

01:06:16

now the Nord Stream will serve the Germans,

01:06:24

it was necessary for everyone don't give a [ __ ] about our

01:06:28

friendship,

01:06:31

so much resulted in prison, it

01:06:34

will still

01:06:39

last so long, it will last only, but in the third,

01:06:43

northern in

01:06:45

the stream,

01:06:47

these are the brother's affairs

01:06:50

once more than a doctor, and

01:06:55

what about the usual affairs of us more than once,

01:07:00

bending down like this, not a

01:07:03

lot of soap, sharp dreams, everything is in cupcakes,

01:07:11

but Europe and prison apparently it’s still without,

01:07:20

and of course I’ll notify you, they didn’t keep him by

01:07:24

typing

01:07:28

according to the instructions, I’m right, he’s right, where are you

01:07:34

[music]

01:07:36

they promised that the transit would

01:07:39

continue

01:07:41

[music]

01:07:45

promise to

01:07:46

move the bags brothers the

01:07:50

real sea

01:07:54

we went to his area less often and

01:07:58

our budget was covered

01:08:01

with kim authorities page 23

01:08:06

and there is no horde and there is no there won’t be then

01:08:10

moooi it’s

01:08:13

unlikely there’s a shortage of the budget 80 friends of the

01:08:17

quarter

01:08:20

how many times have Naftogaz

01:08:25

shown to the Ukrainians all

01:08:27

that is native natural gas and

01:08:31

quickly swing the

01:08:34

game Ukrainian box office how much the brothers

01:08:39

pumped

01:08:42

us up responded to the show it’s not sally yet

01:08:49

only this 7 prices but the timber and raised it

01:08:56

seems to me that friends have deceived you and me

01:09:03

[music] keep

01:09:08

quiet at once one

01:09:11

and

01:09:16

probably all ears

01:09:18

give it to

01:09:21

Avdeeva and help

01:09:24

it’s easy

01:09:29

I don’t rush

01:09:32

Atlanta

01:09:33

[applause]

01:09:37

everywhere

01:09:39

but the

01:09:42

Ukrainians and ours and strangers

01:09:46

bent over

01:09:48

[applause]

01:09:50

[music]

01:09:59

[applause]

01:10:01

[music]

01:10:11

[applause]

01:10:14

[music] [applause]

01:10:23

[music]

01:10:26

rating then 4 lies for days we check and the crazy

01:10:30

ward Ukraine names of new concerts you

01:10:33

came with your

01:10:37

mother you are definitely plugins you are like a

01:10:40

sofa

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How can I save a frame from a video "Дизель Шоу 2021 Новый Выпуск 99🔥 от 22 октября 2021 | Дизель cтудио"?

This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.

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