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КВН Триод и Диод - Летний кубок 2013 СТЭМ
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as you know, children are the flowers of life and
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sometimes men go on dates
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with these flowers and so the Sochi
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embankment
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and
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[music]
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you can help me, you can play along
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as if you are my son, you understand, I’m here on earth, the
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girl you met, well, he said that I’m
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alone with I came as a child, I know you’ll glue it
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like he was expected, you’re already 9 of my
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single dad this month, let’s
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immediately talk about payment, they talked about buying a
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frozen one, I didn’t eat that much ice cream,
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you adore me, two repeats all
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the reports, it’s expensive, so the month of August is the high
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season,
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come in November 500 rubles will be only
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and besides, child labor you yourself
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understand the legislation,
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although the parents outline this like this while
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I feed them, be patient,
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well, but I need guarantees,
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listen, of course I’m not a Guzeeva, but I can do something,
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I once introduced a homeless person to a model,
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now it’s true, homeless people
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but I felt it
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well, hold it well, how do you know Valera, let's go to
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that ring with them, an amateur
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from a ladies' man, Nya Smolensk matchmaker, you're freaking out
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[applause]
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what are you doing? A single father should
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have a neglected child,
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Vovan, borrow from where, tell me quickly,
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I'm from Smolensk, work,
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how complicated everything is here in Chinese pants
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about mom let's say na well tell me
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some sad story well
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hello boys drat you're coming and
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this is your son kuzya
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kuzya what's with the feeblemindedness 2,500
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[applause]
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let's
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tell us where your mother
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mother went into the forest and began to live in dugout
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with bears you still carry such a
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sad story
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cousin where does your dad work when he gets to the
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boiler room is working he said that in the
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bank my bank I
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want pee-wee
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answer
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[music]
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banker sandal and
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some other inconsistencies that I don’t
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know about just prepare
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okay no third of the boiler room right now let's give it some heat let's
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go
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[music]
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to order a lawyer I please
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orbiz without what
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without and without what
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just bring a cake without anything yes
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yes you always have a fruit plate and
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ice cream with cherry jam and in general
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from dad lived with us a banker
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hello I the ex-wife of this
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wonderful man, hello manners, how
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lucky are you, I'm a fool, I'm a fool, how could I
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leave such a wonderful person,
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punish me, God, I need such things
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at all
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[applause]
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I don't have that much money,
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it's a bonus from the company, I
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almost forgot I went and I went back to the forest
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of earthlings only
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there is no place for a bear, be happy,
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it’s still the same bonus, it’s already chacha,
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and
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you know the bidding on us, dare I eat, dad,
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tell me how you saved a man,
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he was burning on the 30th floor, good
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bell, attack, prices, and I,
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I saved 12 people or bar,
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cousin, tell me when it’s your
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birthday and tell me when
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an adult say well today
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congratulations
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[applause]
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dad buy me some cheesecake the
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vessel won’t stick together if mine doesn’t stick
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together
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so boys what are you whispering about and we were
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just discussing maybe you’re
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tomorrow with You'll spend us on a yacht, we'll go for a ride,
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we'll eat some ice cream, we'll eat that crazy
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son, I want to pee-wee,
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they say and eat leg meat,
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hear you report, the preschoolers
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started smoking ahead of time again, the
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boiler room started smoking,
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it's you, Claire, that's almost melted, now you
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'll do everything, take a walk while the demographic firecracker,
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well, cousin, tell me where you live with my
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dad and near Smolensk we live united
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in Moscow
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we have a big house then the car is a ferrari
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stable 17 heads she's no deposits and
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my dad told me that you live modestly
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well by Moscow standards this is quite how it is
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arranged
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[applause]
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did I bring you my flower thank you
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Your cousin told me everything, everything, everything about you
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about the boy you will visit I will
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come soon at night for sure they will be punished
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Mama's daughters are
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dirty
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to Yuli Solomonovich
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I will see how Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday
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I am fully busy
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on Thursday there is a window free
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because you need to call in advance
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what cards only cash cash
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boys boys and I'm not a single one
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meet this is my daughter Katya Katya
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meet this cousin well
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your dad and I need to talk about you visit
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play with pleasure
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what are you doing here the chicken is peeling
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[applause]
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after the last crossing it was clear in everything
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that this is mine territory
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as it is now called stage gear
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baby I will bury 50 sandbox
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what will you answer to opo
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[music]
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in short Rodaki I’m tired of all this we are
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not your son this is not yours. and I think
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this one will get ahead on I am a woman on the air karkam
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and I think such an interesting man and with
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some Arab chon com to be
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honest guys, but in order to
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find a girl on the beach or at a
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resort you don’t need practically anything, you
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just need 2 mowers and window in my
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schedule
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[music] that’s how
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life sometimes happens
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that fate sometimes
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kills.
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and fell in love like a boy
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[music]
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and we will be again 0 days of night in the
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black sea, bored, appreciate
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[music]
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for .
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[music]
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friends famous Pyatigorsk family
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moved to live in Vladivostok so an
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ordinary day in the Far Eastern family of
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poachers
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Galechka dacha making twists it's time to
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get ready for winter why are we rolling up
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red caviar and what kind of squash should you
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try at least once what it is there and in the
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store starring Valerka came 5 forgot the hatch
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then dynamite arson forgot where you put it
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behind the barn
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you'll find you behind the barn
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you've already got more of these barns to rent now you're
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drunk in Moscow Lyubka what did you mess up boo
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boo boo boo boo boo they better give it to the guy pour a
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business one what Valera wait what did you
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think I won't notice or something that you
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asked me to pour it, they love that it was said out loud, otherwise it’s
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uncomfortable for me to play football with a fur
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sword,
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nothing, but my feet are warm,
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go, let’s carry a red book, let’s
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see what we haven’t eaten yet,
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Lyuba
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almost on a hacksaw for metal,
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why do you need a hatch, then you’ll swear,
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Valera I I’ll still be eager in any
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case, I married you for this reason,
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go to your left
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where you’ll get there with your head to the
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hatch, I didn’t notice, but
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I was talking on the phone
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on the boar trail,
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you’ll let me out of the bear, I’ll take it, and I’ll go out and look for it,
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sit down
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were
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good The last time it was so good was
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when I saw Natasha without a swimsuit from
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Bob and the vigorous oh I would have lassoed her
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any servant said
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God this is the way for us not a curse
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honestly some kind of in vain after all I you knocked over the
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frame on a bicycle
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Lyuba my mother is not a gypsy
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but a curse gave birth to eat for Vansky,
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one thing makes me happy that from above I caught a glimpse
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when the police were taking away,
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okay, I’ll go, I left the dynamite in the sun
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and di
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notte Galya hearing our news, I don’t even have
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someone else, oh, Katya also married
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this Chinese man, now the house is full,
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it will be pulp Jackie vats of these here they arrived
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gave hello my daughter oh well, terk
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ideas
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volume then why did you just help the taxi driver carry the
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bags
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[applause]
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here Urman is damned came out to hug the
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infection is creeping in listen mom let's give me some money I decided
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I want to do breasts for my daughter and we
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agreed to start grandma's teeth then
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your chest then he sits read the kidneys
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it’s not clear already the pineapple curses and we
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feed her you think I don’t know why you pay for the
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taxi mandate my husband Willian
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oh hara-kiri miso soup assalaam aleyka I do
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n’t want to
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I think now he should cook the dog
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storm moms sabbath Koreans they're eating and he's
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Chinese oh well thank God he's ready for likes all
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morning
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Vadik has been crying take the chestnut cubes walk part
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okay we ran let's run run
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oh
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everyone Lyuba what everything is
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not mine
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who told you
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Natasha from the infection [ __ ] gossip
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damn Valerochka you understand the father is not the
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one conceived
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and you
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understand that, and Vadka loves you very much,
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hatch, yes, that’s not what I’m talking about, I thought I found out,
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I’m definitely
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not going to play anyway, I won’t poach anymore, why is this
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hatch, you understand, I’ll be
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imprisoned, who will imprison you and what r or what’s
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great Lera, great hello Lyuba how
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is Vadik
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[music]
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everyone, come on, arrest me so that I
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close the city-forming enterprise with my own hands, Lyuba, carry out the work,
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he will let us go around the world,
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so he knows anything, I’m tired of all this, I’m
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taking the moisture like my little blood and I
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’m going to Natasha to live, we’re dividing it in half and
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we’re all going our separate ways like in the sea, ships are all
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probably hatched, I keep this rumor said that
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I do
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n’t need those, either
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[music]
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we don’t know how in Moscow we just
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don’t have the habit of meddling in someone else’s garden, but in
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Kamyzyak, only the law is above the circumstances,
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especially since I think that you are already bored
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so let's look at the
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Kamyzyak district court
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[music] did
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you hesitate on me or is your honor behind this,
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your part oh
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well done rusik, I'm in
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the mood to cheer up the dunce in the morning, so he's been
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working for a whole minute, let's quickly for
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two weeks, quickly rest then
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again for a whole minute we will work we will
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work for a motorcycle here which what about
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the meeting what meeting one Stepana
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and I for whom I created this group in the chain
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there the verdict I will write everything I went
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[music]
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hello goodbye so I am Innochki
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on Vera Pavlovna your new prosecutor
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sent me from Moscow you prosecutor, what do
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you think is only beautiful in Crimea this damage is
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not let’s be frank only in
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Crimea it’s beautiful prosecutor okay this is the
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second time we already have our own prosecutor it’s
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clear yes well where is he in the main
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YouTube
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here Stepan greeted the last
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video where he is this yard in only
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shorts, holding the dog's hind paws, he was sad and
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sat down again.
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in short, he’s under investigation now I’m here
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to quickly avoid karaoke he’ll say that
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his song is done let him count
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what you’re saying I’m saying that I
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’ll put things in order here before you establish your
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own rules there okay we have
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order here guys the police are great
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working valiantly day and night they are doing their
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duty, they don’t see their wives,
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excuse me, and this is according to your order,
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they interrogated the football player, what are these
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fellows, well done, and
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let’s see what sentences you
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pass on, you cut off a man’s hand for theft
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because because we
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had days of Iranian culture in Kamyzyak,
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okay, you’re getting out of it, you’re not getting out of it
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I have a lot of material on you, well, the
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neck parachute is
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very funny, so you have two minutes
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to leave everything to me, otherwise I’ll put
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you in prison
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[music]
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look at how serious potency has come to
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us, there are no handles, come here, you
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bastard,
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why are you taking my Instagram and where? you
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're taking my Instagram to hell and where did the
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[ __ ] say don't lay out this hand
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now go see to it the prosecutor
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idea make sure she doesn't see too much
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Azamat advertising here which is a way to
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get rid of her but let's eat I won't make
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friends but I've become the best as a friend, you
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and her will get married, you and I will sleep in front of
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her and she will return to Moscow in tears,
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you will call her name at night
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and I will do it all my life and you will know that
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you are happy,
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52 years old, the driver of Stepan’s head is a
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ball, I’m certainly great and
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[applause]
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[music]
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when I was a child, I hit a gypsy woman on a bicycle
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and she shouted something in my back, and in
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the morning I woke up, my fontanel
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became soft again, touch it,
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please remove it,
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but in general, how do you like it here we have kamyzyaki,
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I mean, like you, it’s just a cemetery to me
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they showed
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but we have the most beautiful monuments there,
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also in the late 90s, bandyugans were buried
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there, even newlyweds go to take
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pictures, imagine
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[applause]
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rope go for a walk I already went for a walk today the
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idea is I’ll take a walk there the cow will scratch itself, well, the
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cow hang on,
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but where are things and then they started to get a little low, it
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seems to me yes,
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what is this, this is a saxophone, well, a background
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for sex,
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Russian advertising service 917 963
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I don’t understand what’s going on, don’t you want to wake up
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tomorrow, walk around my
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apartment in Monte on a naked body, and I want to
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put you in prison for the same but for thousands I
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said let’s
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start with articles 2020 about how to drink
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alcohol in public places,
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but what about us as children, all of us with
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administrative offenses can
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be stirred up by a crime, you’ve turned gray, you love it
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harder, come on
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[applause]
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then I propose Article 154 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, and
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what does it have to do with the illegality and adoption of children
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in general, criminal assistance don’t talk and
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it won’t be interesting, I just started this,
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stop what you’re doing, don’t
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prick me, you don’t understand me, you don’t know
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why I need this, this is what I’m for, this is what I’m doing,
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my
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friends, and now, by your applause, we
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will determine who won to hell from the grasp of the
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correct law-abiding but boring
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prosecutor and Mishkina or a cheerful judge
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[applause]
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[music]
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friends an ordinary Pyatigorsk family
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came to relax in Sochi
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I won’t, this is not a beach there is some kind of
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8 people per place about
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Valera nothing can you find I
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want you don’t have a sunbed, here’s a free one if you want
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closer, you want to sit, some water, son, and
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bathe with your own water, just some water, you won’t get enough of it
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there Valera, look, you won’t
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get too much of it there either,
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you put in a card with like yesterday
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go
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[music]
00:22:30
Olya everyone
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is resting Galya what kind of khinkali are there
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what kind of khinkali do you like before the army is not
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doing but Yulia disk drive body Galya what kind of Armenians are here
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tact or ran away yes
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now I
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personally know that warmed up is happening oh yes
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this is happening here in Pyatigorsk
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imagine the military Stas
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Mikhailov arrived on the same day giving concerts in
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different wildly 8 women were torn apart by a
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woman, just understand, I’m kind of a
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non-conflict, intelligent person, and
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I see that you’re a sucker,
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what do you want, I just understand that there’s a
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shortage of sunbeds on the beach and it’s clear that
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this situation can somehow reason with without leading to
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some kind of tarbalization
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[laughter]
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[music]
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it’s clear no, that’s why I don’t understand anything
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batik parasite frequent disgrace my mother but
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come in piece and at least in Poland piece and
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knee-deep in the crowd
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everyone understands the woman you don’t want in an
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amicable way
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[music]
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Mezhgorye yes the money was stolen from the safe lost
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you put it then no I know if I
00:24:06
didn’t fasten it well or if it
00:24:09
fell out when I
00:24:12
bent down to pick up the watermelons I don’t know val
00:24:14
ah-ah-ah
00:24:16
well Kolya wait what are you drinking
00:24:20
Tom’s grandfather is
00:24:23
this a free chick or something
00:24:25
you look at the truth what kind of infection she
00:24:29
slipped and she didn’t take the check now they
00:24:33
return
00:24:35
she doesn’t choose any something like a hut
00:24:38
to throw away I’m talking about
00:24:41
[music]
00:24:44
women I’m talking for the last time this is my
00:24:46
sunbed and yours is lying next to you standing
00:24:51
[applause] the
00:24:59
Sochi Anapa steamer is leaving
00:25:05
[applause]
00:25:09
for Vakhlak Sochi Anapa is delayed
00:25:13
[applause ]
00:25:17
woman and you, I ask you to get into a position,
00:25:20
I just want to prove to my girlfriend that
00:25:21
I courageously and decisively
00:25:23
will get a man and let’s get out of here now, my man
00:25:26
will come to you, but he won’t break the matches,
00:25:28
insert it, it’s clear, Lyuba, I’ve
00:25:32
collected a shooting gallery of cats
00:25:34
there, he’ll break his legs, Valera, don’t forget
00:25:39
your wallet what did you think of hurting people, don’t you
00:25:43
dare Valera, what are you doing,
00:25:47
I won’t wait for you for the second time for murder from prison, I wo
00:25:50
n’t have to
00:25:54
remember these kittens for the rest of my life, Valera will
00:26:02
do something that she did 9 what’s
00:26:06
going on, do something, I say, I want to
00:26:08
make a report, I have to guess
00:26:10
Ari we'll do this to you, that's what he said, and now
00:26:13
it's clear what's wrong with Valera, that's it, he went to
00:26:16
drink, he still lay down comfortably, kill him,
00:26:20
I'm connected, and what does that mean he killed me, not a step
00:26:23
should be our Valera
00:26:33
again
00:26:36
[applause]
00:26:41
Peter again,
00:26:43
if you win, an unforgettable night awaits you,
00:26:47
Valera I I don’t believe that I’m saying this
00:26:50
one and a half unfiltered
00:26:53
[applause] and in the
00:27:03
winter of
00:27:07
any hero stepped on the glass it is
00:27:16
necessary to
00:27:20
let him be wounded with alcohol against the dust he
00:27:24
sleeps and beer I already said that I
00:27:26
’ll take care of him for everyone
00:27:30
Sochi Anapa is leaving
00:27:34
[music]
00:27:36
in the nineties it was popular to drive
00:27:39
cars from Vladivostok on since in
00:27:41
Kamyzyaki it’s still 90
00:27:43
imagine yours who the registry office is driving his
00:27:46
new used swallow
00:27:49
what a sour plum and
00:27:53
listen we won’t buy anything else
00:27:56
on the road it’s clear everything we continue to play
00:27:59
further Vorkuta you noa noa to a sore throat
00:28:04
well na-ado Arkhangelsk on Kodak
00:28:07
cataract
00:28:09
everything I'm tired of playing cities and diseases,
00:28:12
what do we have there according to the navigator in a week and a half,
00:28:16
stay to the left oh nonsense, the
00:28:20
finish line remains I told you,
00:28:22
uncle is exhausted, you won’t be lost by the way, uncle
00:28:25
Samat, you’re not tired, you can switch
00:28:27
at home now I’m your nephew and you’re my
00:28:29
uncle, light up the
00:28:32
evening swing on the horse and car horns,
00:28:35
look at the pregnant women over there, and
00:28:40
what are you saying? I’m saying, look, the woman is
00:28:44
pregnant and standing, damn, it seemed to me like a
00:28:46
tree sang,
00:28:48
we slow down, we brake
00:28:58
[applause]
00:29:09
thank you, boys, for stopping,
00:29:11
please bring me such and such a
00:29:14
shortcut, show you here where to
00:29:16
go, right here, right here and
00:29:22
here it is, yes, my God, it began, it began,
00:29:27
it turned out, the road began,
00:29:31
such a road, we ourselves knew we were turning off
00:29:35
boy java, what films do I like, I
00:29:38
like Bondarchuk’s films,
00:29:45
I also like serious films, here’s
00:29:48
Gundi’s for good films, you know, here are
00:29:50
good films, and here’s Lavronenko, good
00:29:53
films for you too I’ll say, I like
00:29:55
the comedy from which the naked flag takes off the
00:29:57
lighthouses from a good comedy, and
00:30:00
I also like the good old films of Julius
00:30:02
Mochi Guzman and the
00:30:05
stove and the stove,
00:30:16
so guys, we have to go for a long time, let’s
00:30:19
agree so you don’t touch me and I’ll
00:30:22
touch you, this joke is
00:30:24
such a moronic joke, isn’t it? stump the next
00:30:28
hour on our radio is only Russian, after all,
00:30:31
servants should be made from Russian songs, why should we
00:30:33
switch wait, wait, wait,
00:30:34
wait, don’t switch urgent
00:30:37
news, a dangerous criminal named pregnant has escaped from prison; the
00:30:50
same bandit, why don’t
00:30:53
you take off your mask, this is not a mask
00:30:57
in the middle of the remote taiga and where there is not a soul,
00:31:01
look at the policeman, there is something to
00:31:04
say, I will look at the policeman, it
00:31:06
seemed to me a sign sang,
00:31:09
I wish you good health, the eagles lieutenant backstage, well, the curtains
00:31:13
jumped,
00:31:15
the duty officers, punch the number cars o
00:31:18
eagle 420 and
00:31:22
eagle
00:31:24
r eagle
00:31:28
everything is clean you are lucky that they are forbidden and you are
00:31:31
bringing
00:31:32
drugs weapons box machine gun ha ha
00:31:35
from joke
00:31:37
and who is that making such a bad joke are you pregnant are you
00:31:40
caught there everyone take us to such and such
00:31:45
prison thank God
00:31:47
breaking news from prison a
00:31:49
repeat offender thief named cop escaped special
00:31:52
features like to tell old
00:31:54
news
00:31:56
heard the news the Russian national
00:31:59
football team lost
00:32:02
and what year is this news
00:32:04
before anyone
00:32:12
and specifically it’s about the World Cup in the
00:32:15
nineties
00:32:22
well these
00:32:25
official source states that in order to
00:32:27
catch dangerous bandits a pregnant and a
00:32:29
cop from Vladivostok, under the guise of an ordinary
00:32:31
nephew and uncle, are driving along the highway, two
00:32:33
operatives,
00:32:35
hands up, disintegrated in 2006,
00:32:43
in the middle of the evening lights and car horns,
00:32:46
just from methane, ours ended, what are you
00:32:51
saying, I’m sad, unexpectedly finished,
00:33:04
friends, why did we show this story about
00:33:07
how we picked up along the way strange
00:33:09
characters, but the fact is that this story is
00:33:10
almost about us, you know, once we were
00:33:12
also picked up on the road by one very
00:33:14
kind man who has been
00:33:18
driving a huge colossus around the country for 55 years,
00:33:21
something else mold your words
00:33:23
said final
00:33:24
[applause]
00:33:25
[music]
00:33:27
[applause]
00:33:29
[music]
00:33:30
[applause]
00:33:34
and this story could well have happened in
00:33:36
one of the Sochi hotels,
00:33:40
well, come in, settle down, this is your
00:33:44
room, I mean, they poured glitter on our bed,
00:33:47
actually, a fish of numbers, let them
00:33:51
pour out the glitter, but can we have a
00:33:54
better room? Well, there’s a bigger bed so that there’s a
00:33:57
jacuzzi, maybe there’s not a bar, maybe
00:34:00
only two on the other side, you need the sea street, have a
00:34:06
pleasant rest, but
00:34:09
we barely change clothes and immediately pull out the dirt
00:34:12
[music]
00:34:14
this length for some
00:34:16
reason swam in new swimming trunks
00:34:19
looked like a new dress sent
00:34:20
pop music beat yes, look,
00:34:24
this is a whole suitcase of bucks, I wonder
00:34:28
how much is here, well, somewhere around 36 ritter
00:34:32
suitcases of rubles, but I just don’t know what the
00:34:34
exchange rate is
00:34:43
and what we’ll do,
00:34:47
woman, let’s split it up and
00:34:49
run away
00:34:58
that crap, don’t get along,
00:35:00
3 on 2 no divides
00:35:03
two, you'll pull the fields, just kidding, just kidding, listens and
00:35:08
stitches for you, whatever you want, I can
00:35:11
buy all the Ferraris, a 3rd class mechanic at the factory
00:35:14
and came to the Ferrari, they found a complete [ __ ],
00:35:17
I'm a used one,
00:35:18
Kolya, listen, including
00:35:21
someone's money and bills, great, where are you
00:35:26
[music]
00:35:27
persimmon is not the place, why did you
00:35:32
decide to throw the giant seeds on the money, it won’t work, I’ll ask the money, I
00:35:35
feel they are somewhere here,
00:35:38
everything is for hay, hay, you have the wrong number, our
00:35:42
patient was in the next door, hello,
00:35:44
and you won’t have an iron and curling iron,
00:35:47
yes, of course, please, just be careful, the
00:35:49
curling iron is a little carotid
00:35:54
they didn’t even confuse me well, why are you such a fool, let’s
00:35:58
return this money, don’t let’s
00:36:02
spend it in your pants and I don’t want to
00:36:06
spend millions, die rather than return
00:36:08
to Smolensk to live,
00:36:13
hang out, not but have a good day,
00:36:16
hello, hello,
00:36:17
senior sergeant Musagaliev, why are you
00:36:20
wearing colonel’s shoulder straps? I just want to
00:36:24
go to a restaurant with my wife this evening, I don’t want to
00:36:26
pay,
00:36:29
okay, let’s get to the point here, one
00:36:32
guest in the hotel has a missing suitcase,
00:36:34
30,000 rubles have not seen the reward,
00:36:37
okay
00:36:39
40
00:36:43
not not people people 50 I’m really in pain, I’m
00:36:46
already working for honestly they haven’t seen it, that
00:36:49
is, I offered you fifty thousand
00:36:51
rubles you have chosen a prize
00:36:53
that they pay attention, just in the
00:36:55
duty room one channel shows okay,
00:36:57
let
00:36:58
me have such a finish, the whole hotel already
00:37:00
thinks that we have the money, I’m
00:37:03
sorry, I know that money is less likely to
00:37:08
lose someone else’s, and
00:37:11
here the cucumber the air conditioning doesn’t work
00:37:14
give it in repair I'll hand over
00:37:24
no thanks, let's do it another time I
00:37:30
know that you have my money, can you
00:37:36
hear the rats, I know your money,
00:37:43
curling iron,
00:37:45
where is my money?
00:37:56
for the taste,
00:37:58
in short, we’re in the next room if there
00:38:00
’s not a million in three minutes, we’ll make you
00:38:02
sad, but that’s okay, I swam in a new
00:38:05
swimsuit, it looked like a payment, according to the
00:38:07
pandit’s neighbors,
00:38:10
weigh neo2, have a good day, two
00:38:13
comrade policeman, you want to earn a
00:38:16
million dollars, nothing for you,
00:38:18
ask for it, come on stand in my place, you want to
00:38:20
earn a million dollars, of course
00:38:22
I’ll save myself then, in
00:38:30
short, the neighbors have a number of bandits sitting with them for a
00:38:33
million dollars, I’ll write in the protocol that
00:38:36
they fought for a place on a banana, they killed
00:38:38
each other,
00:38:40
this is my finest hour, I’ll soon become
00:38:42
a millionaire,
00:38:46
in short, I have two bad news for you,
00:38:49
that means now they have a gun
00:38:51
in good condition,
00:38:54
we owe a million for three
00:38:56
[laughter]
00:38:59
maybe you call the department,
00:39:01
call for help, nothing will work,
00:39:03
let me call, there’s other [ __ ]
00:39:06
there, the dog won’t be able to pick up the phone,
00:39:09
I’m sorry, I’m passing by someone else, so I made a
00:39:14
million dollars in the elevator you are all great
00:39:17
now we each owe 250 thousand
00:39:19
dollars
00:39:24
damn maybe some more suckers will find a
00:39:26
normal scheme
00:39:28
in short the time is up to about a million six and
00:39:33
I see there is no money here you are and let's start
00:39:36
chattering
00:39:39
approaching the enemy
00:39:41
passage to the legs
00:39:43
blow from below to the jaw
00:39:45
lifeless body falls to the floor,
00:39:48
relatives come, everyone is crying, I’m lying on 2
00:39:52
stools,
00:40:02
and I’ll do just that, what a coward, shoot, you
00:40:05
like porridge,
00:40:12
but now I have two news for you, give
00:40:15
you bad Khana,
00:40:16
good rex himself, empty reinforcements
00:40:19
called
00:40:21
[applause]
00:40:26
[music]
00:40:27
[applause]
00:40:34
[ music]
00:40:35
friends, well, as you understand, we
00:40:38
came up with this story, because it
00:40:40
can’t be the same for a person to come to Sochi
00:40:41
on vacation with a million dollars, here we need more
00:40:46
[applause]
00:40:49
[music]
00:40:57
any team can show it at the summer cup, but we can sing
00:41:00
only the music team union
00:41:02
presents steam based on a very
00:41:05
famous song
00:41:06
[music] the
00:41:11
apostle andrey was fishing from the pier,
00:41:13
the plot of this song is familiar to you, andrey got
00:41:17
minnows out of the water, new ones, we’ll sing for you, and
00:41:19
the other one, in order for Andrey to
00:41:22
go fishing, he had to go through hell, it would seem
00:41:26
just get up and go but I’m running to accommodate
00:41:29
Eugene from
00:41:35
standing to hit 4 in the morning and where did you
00:41:38
go so early I’ll throw out the garbage and the sport
00:41:41
will come back oh good to fill in the balabol okay I
00:41:45
admit fishing food no you’re not
00:41:48
going anywhere but Lyuba they’re biting today and you’re more likely to
00:41:51
grab the minnows yourself now you see
00:41:55
the light is not on
00:41:57
accounting the bathroom faucet is a cloud of beginnings, you have to
00:41:59
obey everything right now, otherwise I’ll
00:42:02
make a scandal,
00:42:03
I have a little
00:42:06
good people on the way, we’re going, I hope you
00:42:09
’ve collected your gear today, Andrey won’t
00:42:13
go anywhere, why am I feeding so kindly,
00:42:15
dear, understand this is a friendly duty, and
00:42:18
you haven’t forgotten your marital duty zero bassik I'm in
00:42:22
bed for a couple of hours you said so
00:42:25
[music]
00:42:27
well than other flowers
00:42:30
no I've been waiting for you there for an hour already I said
00:42:34
he won't go anywhere to the head of April
00:42:38
Sokcho West again there head our
00:42:40
fishing for drinking an excuse you
00:42:43
didn't fool me I still won’t let you in,
00:42:47
even if the minnows come.
00:42:50
[music]
00:42:54
good afternoon we are a simple family by rather
00:42:57
we haven’t eaten for several days
00:43:01
let Andrey go fishing quickly or
00:43:05
give him at least some worms
00:43:10
[applause] [music]
00:43:12
get out of here family without salt it’s not time to
00:43:15
stop drinking otherwise there’s a place for fish
00:43:18
Andrey could accidentally catch a squirrel like that
00:43:22
how I lost weight,
00:43:24
I apologize in advance for the visit, but it’s very
00:43:27
difficult to catch me, I’m on a full schedule for lunch
00:43:31
, so don’t worry, who am I
00:43:36
[music] you
00:43:39
’ll also come on schedule, everyone,
00:43:43
let’s get up
00:43:46
and come with me where we’ll go for
00:43:49
a walk on the water walk on the water naked, of
00:43:53
course,
00:43:55
what the hell is going on around you, you
00:43:58
understand that our marriage is under threat and
00:44:00
stop coming here in general,
00:44:02
they arranged bard songs,
00:44:07
good evening, family, hello, who would
00:44:10
eliminate him, I’m here, I’m a bar, so I’m in the elections,
00:44:13
this very district is like a shaft for this confused person
00:44:17
with a pure heart, I will raise all the borders,
00:44:20
I will paint all the borders, so to speak, this is the fences and
00:44:23
everything for our pensioners,
00:44:27
vote for me Artyom Mura, a stupid
00:44:31
person will not steal much,
00:44:41
I will go
00:44:48
hello, I will create Viktor Tsoi, my
00:44:51
husband will not go anywhere, I came to
00:44:53
tell you that your husband is holy nothing, he’s
00:44:56
glad he went through all the torment of fishing,
00:45:00
so I’m filming
00:45:02
at the pier, he’s fishing, not just a fisherman
00:45:05
fishing, Apostle Andrey
00:45:08
[music]
00:45:11
I see the meaning of that song, simple, every
00:45:16
Russian man, a little website
00:45:20
will confirm this to you,
00:45:22
and absolutely anyone, all of our jury, it’s
00:45:27
a little bit that it’s better not to argue with your wife,
00:45:31
smile,
00:45:33
Artyom Ants doesn’t argue with his wife
00:45:36
[music]
00:45:39
[applause]
00:45:47
[music]
00:45:49
lately there has been an opinion that going
00:45:52
abroad is better than in our homeland,
00:45:54
some are even thinking about leaving for the
00:45:56
last time, the same thoughts were among
00:45:58
the White Guards, so let’s do it Let
00:46:01
’s remember once again how it all ended,
00:46:08
and
00:46:11
I think about Russia
00:46:13
often
00:46:17
as I want, I value it,
00:46:23
but in order to
00:46:25
love Russia, passion Astana
00:46:28
[music]
00:46:30
in Russia you need
00:46:33
[music]
00:46:35
positive, I completely agree with you book
00:46:39
no, we need to leave Russia, first of
00:46:44
all we need to exclude from our speech
00:46:47
with this notorious one they will be able to with at the end of
00:46:50
each word, well, how to explain from the
00:46:54
lieutenant, well, firstly, it will become faster
00:46:57
and easier for us to understand the strings for a friend, and
00:47:00
secondly, well, we came in like morons,
00:47:05
let’s try it, see if
00:47:08
you should
00:47:10
play, you’re like fools Stavropol,
00:47:15
well, that's enough, we
00:47:18
really need to leave Russia,
00:47:21
let's go to London, it's all easy for you to
00:47:23
say, Yakov Moiseevich, but
00:47:27
what should someone like me do, he's new
00:47:31
in the city, red, and everywhere there are red
00:47:36
hordes of
00:47:39
White Guards, I
00:47:40
'll shoot you like homeless dogs,
00:47:44
gentlemen, don't be afraid, I'm glad to introduce you to a
00:47:46
second lieutenant Dorokhov is our special
00:47:48
agent, I introduced him into the ranks of the Red Army,
00:47:50
but he got used to the role too much,
00:47:52
shut your White Guard mouth, I
00:47:55
missed you,
00:47:57
my respects,
00:47:59
White Guard litter
00:48:02
parts, I believe here is a photo, but Kuleva is ours,
00:48:05
what news is there, I won’t tell you anything,
00:48:07
listen, gentlemen,
00:48:10
Irkutsk fall red in the city and united
00:48:13
Russia 2nd place is going to hell,
00:48:24
so entrust the roads, I beg you to save
00:48:27
us, find these tickets for us on the ship to
00:48:30
France, it will be fulfilled, I’m stuck,
00:48:33
nobility, well, gentlemen, God bless
00:48:37
grandfather
00:48:38
[music]
00:48:41
lieutenant, and you are confident in the second lieutenants of the
00:48:43
roads, and of course, no, you yourself
00:48:45
we saw he’s schizophrenic but there’s
00:48:48
no one else to rely on,
00:48:50
lord, let’s call for the summer and
00:48:53
leave here for sure, let’s call the
00:48:56
nav carriage how dictate which Audrey is here, what’s
00:48:58
Adria, what’s not all the same, let’s
00:49:02
leave in some words with the
00:49:04
address from
00:49:07
[music] at the end,
00:49:11
got caught by the White Guard brat
00:49:14
Derzhimordy board with I meet this is the wife of
00:49:18
second lieutenant Dorokhov,
00:49:21
she is also an agent every now and then that no, she’s
00:49:25
hanging and listening to the White Guard’s mouths, my
00:49:28
comrades and I wrote to you a collective
00:49:31
ultimatum, read any salt to the bourgeois
00:49:35
and the
00:49:36
lieutenant, what’s there not to languish, my God, how
00:49:39
much swearing I can’t afford read for yourself
00:49:41
this presence of women and
00:49:42
behavior, you read it,
00:49:46
well, if without swearing then in the match and
00:49:52
gentlemen, there’s one word here I don’t understand is it
00:49:54
swearing or not, well, it depends in what context
00:49:56
here about the dog then it’s not swearing
00:49:58
then it’s a [ __ ] what did you say gentlemen The
00:50:03
most unpleasant news for me is that the
00:50:04
French ships will not be there, they
00:50:07
gave me the money,
00:50:09
what is it
00:50:10
[applause] [music]
00:50:12
God bless you, yes,
00:50:15
gentlemen, the Reds caught me, tortured me for a long time,
00:50:18
but I didn’t say anything, they
00:50:21
let me go, grants let me go, just
00:50:23
let me go [music]
00:50:27
thank you, comrade, showed us the way,
00:50:29
you bastard, you betrayed us, close your
00:50:33
White Guards, yes, shut down your
00:50:36
Red Army ones,
00:50:38
I apologize, and this man with a pistol
00:50:41
will be in general for whom
00:50:42
you will die, white
00:50:44
lieutenant, no,
00:50:49
in short, stop, all this, wait so long,
00:50:51
get up, you know what you want, I do
00:50:55
n’t understand, I want it everyone was equal
00:50:57
before, quite seasonally, everyone is equal, so
00:51:00
you can imagine it yourself, but if, for example, you are the
00:51:01
working class, you will receive the same
00:51:04
salary as, for example, the nobles, but you will
00:51:06
just get drunk with joy, well, yes, well,
00:51:09
if, for example, the creatures they will receive the
00:51:11
same salary as the working class
00:51:13
will get drunk out of grief this is why because
00:51:16
everyone will go astray in any case
00:51:18
not with this we are fighting friends with stupidity we almost
00:51:21
have to fight the devastation in our heads
00:51:24
[music] it’s
00:51:29
no secret that soon the
00:51:32
best
00:51:33
athletes from all over the world will come to the Olympic village and the best specialists from all over the world
00:51:36
will serve them all over
00:51:38
Russia, so December 2013,
00:51:43
Kamyzyak hospital
00:51:46
[music]
00:51:49
here is Elena Malysheva, look what a great fellow,
00:51:52
well done, how she comes up with all this,
00:51:55
interesting
00:51:57
dreamer,
00:51:59
look, she came out in a liver suit,
00:52:01
she broke out and a bottle of cognac
00:52:03
increased and
00:52:06
immediately everyone understands that drinking is harmful,
00:52:09
let’s look at the news the health of the
00:52:12
Olympians and guests of the legend of Sochi
00:52:14
to inspire the best Russian doctors who will be
00:52:17
personally selected by the President of the
00:52:18
Russian Olympic Committee beetles,
00:52:21
you heard everything Sochi food
00:52:26
beetles come
00:52:29
found someone to entrust the main thing sang sang
00:52:33
baby my baby my now everyone is
00:52:36
the head of the Olympics or what is
00:52:40
this another bug in it from hands up, this is
00:52:43
a bug in which there is a monument to Moscow so as
00:52:47
not to be stupid,
00:52:49
the head of the Olympics is great, I can’t
00:52:55
work like that, I walk with an empty
00:52:57
suitcase, no medicine, nothing, even
00:53:00
instead of giving injections to people, I’m just outside the Pushcha
00:53:02
besides
00:53:08
what kind of suitcase is this and you’re not on Red
00:53:11
Square It’s clear to give questions,
00:53:14
Azamat, by the way, you’ll be
00:53:17
going to the Olympics in Sochi soon, it’s better that the doctor still
00:53:19
hasn’t decided yet, the beetle will come to
00:53:21
invite you personally then, from the hand of
00:53:23
the top,
00:53:26
you also say the monument, stupid, what did you
00:53:29
say that she’ll give you over her shoulder, she
00:53:32
’ll grab you in
00:53:34
such confusion there was no torment
00:53:36
baechigi printout of photographs sound
00:53:38
to distribute I understood everything in the hospital come on and
00:53:41
[music]
00:53:42
what kind of penicillin are you the best doctor what are
00:53:46
you saying and
00:53:48
I also know that you steal shoe covers and
00:53:51
sell this is an exposure
00:53:53
exposure of eyelids and pepper Serdyukov in
00:53:56
medicine covered
00:54:01
damn it too,
00:54:05
but here’s the ambulance, dictate the address, I’m still running out and
00:54:12
Zakirovich, I thought so to the big
00:54:15
man,
00:54:16
big photo, well done, well done,
00:54:19
now get out of here, don’t rehearse
00:54:20
the arrival, you need to get
00:54:22
up so sick, and now go,
00:54:25
yes, you can walk from now on,
00:54:26
just don’t do Olympic
00:54:28
winter sports, yes yes yes yes yes
00:54:31
now I’ll quickly cure
00:54:34
you hello who came to us
00:54:37
Alexander is less well since tell me the
00:54:40
opening ceremony of the Olympics has been
00:54:42
approved already just an idea I have
00:54:44
of course I’ll tell you so watch it all
00:54:47
begins 14 minutes 9 well like 2014 in the
00:54:51
general herd he plays music
00:54:54
and starts from the ground sprout birch trees
00:54:57
as a symbol of Russia thousands of birch trees grow
00:55:01
quickly birch sap begins to drip from the birch trees
00:55:05
drip-drip droplets form handles handles
00:55:08
are formed into rivers float out 4 of the most powerful
00:55:11
rivers of Russia Volga Yenisei true Irtysh from
00:55:16
Amur for 4 said 6 in general
00:55:23
in general they all merge into one
00:55:25
the fountain is beating, it is freezing the same day the Olympics in
00:55:28
general and then a water lily opens up
00:55:30
on the parapet, the king of
00:55:32
Russian football Andrei Sergeich
00:55:34
Arshavin is standing and solemnly announces
00:55:50
but how
00:55:52
thank you the wife helped the water lily of
00:55:55
this genie has disappeared to help so can I be
00:55:58
busy and I am Dickman
00:56:00
I will also rehearse
00:56:04
hello I Doctor Dorokhov is not a rapper,
00:56:08
not a turnip,
00:56:09
I want to be taken to the Olympic
00:56:12
village, especially since I have experience working in the village
00:56:14
and
00:56:16
know Azamat Takhirovich is stealing shoe covers,
00:56:20
now they are selling treason, Bush is rehearsing that
00:56:23
he has nothing on the ball, I’m sorry, you can
00:56:27
also rip it, but
00:56:29
Dmitry himself is
00:56:30
tea -coffee
00:56:38
tea and one more variant Axon Dmitrich
00:56:42
tea coffee coffee and
00:56:48
one more Varangians there will be a party not to
00:56:51
mention tea or coffee coffee or tea that already two
00:56:52
actually quietly Allah everything has arrived,
00:56:58
hide it means no stupid questions
00:57:01
just take me there for the whole load on
00:57:03
yourself and not for yourself, then the questions are
00:57:12
still an idiot or what, have
00:57:14
you understood that everyone has matured, you’re just an
00:57:17
idiot, take it away, I say, well,
00:57:19
let’s go with Hippocrates
00:57:24
[music] he’s
00:57:35
sitting in the car, well then, by God
00:57:40
[music]
00:57:46
hello, the best doctor, tea and coffee,
00:57:51
let’s get more serious in general,
00:57:55
choose a sandwich, that is, the best one, doctors
00:57:57
who will go to Sochi, but be careful,
00:57:59
we are standing in the colors of the Russian flag,
00:58:02
so we cannot be separated, but
00:58:04
this is serious,
00:58:13
but seriously, we really really
00:58:15
want to be on your team because you
00:58:16
were on ours today to the team and to us,
00:58:19
our grandfathers also told us that where the beetles are, there is
00:58:21
victory
00:58:22
[music]
00:58:24
[applause]
00:58:28
[music]
00:58:32
[applause]

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Город Пятигорск / Триод и Диод / Камызяки / Союз / Сборник лучших СТЭМов 🕐 Таймкоды: 00:00 - Начало 00:02 - КВН Триод и Диод - Летний кубок 2013 СТЭМ 09:35 - КВН Город Пятигорск - 2016 Летний кубок СТЭМ 15:26 - КВН Камызяки - 2015 Высшая лига Вторая 1/4 СТЭМ 21:41 - КВН Город Пятигорск + Парапапарам - 2014 Летний кубок СТЭМ 27:35 - КВН Камызяки - 2016 Летний кубок СТЭМ 33:30 - КВН Триод и Диод + Камызяки - 2014 Летний кубок СТЭМ 40:51 - КВН Союз - 2016 Летний кубок СТЭМ 45:49 - КВН Камызяки - 2015 Высшая лига Первая 1/2 СТЭМ 51:28 - КВН Камызяки - 2013 Финал СТЭМ Подпишись на новые видео КВН - https://www.youtube.com/user/kvn?sub_confirmation=1 Миниатюры. Блок #6- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu79qMxsAwM&list=PLnP4EuRGIgUE_xRd1cH9tILysJbl3Rqrb&index=1 Миниатюры. Блок #5 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIPZWGyd8GY&list=PLnP4EuRGIgUGvEFMerDRQ_xF2YaLIxYy1&index=1 Миниатюры. Блок #4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsYDuUdj2Ck&index=1&list=PLnP4EuRGIgUErVEbA9qjAVXKCalmZBTks Миниатюры. Блок #3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7p-LxZ8_o&index=1&list=PL09F93FED6E8CF624 Миниатюры. Блок #2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtd4fXOPk5o&list=PL5DA373367C123A6D&index=1 Миниатюры КВН здесь - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL247AE50AF1FE4840 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/kvn Официальный сайт КВН - https://kvn.ru/ Vkontakte - http://vk.com/public28490858 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Google+ - https://workspaceupdates.googleblog.com/2023/04/new-community-features-for-google-chat-and-an-update-currents%20.html Организация гастролей, концертов и любых праздников с участием команд КВН телевизионных лиг Международного союза КВН т. +7 (985) 644-61-59 e-mail: [email protected] ( Концертный отдел)

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