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situation,00:00:05
my dear, it’s great that you came and00:00:09
this is my little one and what are the00:00:12
boys like? Let’s get to know each other. Mom will go to00:00:14
the kitchen00:00:18
.00:00:32
Today it’s a treasure, you’re so00:00:35
pleased, and I really don’t like00:00:39
sitting00:00:41
now about my mother, although you’re00:00:44
dreaming seriously or something like this from you was here00:00:47
alone, you understand, there’s a00:00:55
cigarette00:00:58
again, a mistake, Uncle Kolya, you’re drinking right away,00:01:06
I see it00:01:08
’s big, listen here, you’re going to leave, and you00:01:12
you will leave, you will00:01:14
take out the garbage, I understand00:01:17
the garbage, I say, I see the boys have already00:01:20
met00:01:24
[applause]00:01:32
Elena,00:01:33
where is your garbage, and why do you need it?00:01:36
I00:01:38
really, really need to throw out the garbage, or00:01:43
30 years old, and men come to me to00:01:45
inoculate the garbage, well, that’s not a woman,00:01:52
thank you, not a nest00:01:55
Alexander last hello friends, thank you,00:02:01
I often conduct experiments00:02:05
when I conduct experiments with00:02:06
electricity, I can’t remember00:02:08
the results, after all, guys, to00:02:12
play the electric guitar, do you need to00:02:13
wear rubber gloves00:02:17
[applause]00:02:24
Alexander, please repeat, I’m asking for00:02:26
Kirov, do you00:02:28
need to wear them, yes if doctor00:02:31
guitarist00:02:37
sega mega drive 16 bit00:02:41
sega mega drive us bit guys here00:02:44
you play when 16-bit music should you00:02:47
wear rubber gloves when00:02:49
playing the electric guitar according to your logic00:02:51
when playing the piano touch shoe covers00:02:56
well thank you Alexander and the last00:03:00
question is asked by Garik Kharlamov00:03:02
[applause]00:03:06
hello everyone,00:03:10
I recently got married00:03:13
[applause]00:03:17
just the other day I’m still in a suit and I have00:03:22
n’t been at home the00:03:29
question is that I got00:03:31
married, I’ve actually changed my life, the dishes are00:03:34
clean, snow-white shirts in00:03:36
the refrigerator, the refrigerator is full, the00:03:41
order is perfect, and the most important thing is me,00:03:44
everything with your own hands you yourself understand00:03:49
what other advantages are there in family life00:03:53
Minsk Sea and what other advantages are there in00:03:57
family life but now you can also00:03:59
grow a stylish beard yes00:04:02
thank you00:04:05
what other advantages are there in family life00:04:07
gloves don’t need to be worn when00:04:09
you play the guitar00:04:22
amazing00:04:24
headband Michelle it’s just here is a champion,00:04:28
I see it, how after this joke, the Lord00:04:31
throws this deafening success will lie under the table00:04:34
and it will lie on a00:04:37
napkin bass00:04:43
we say goodbye to the teams in the competition00:04:47
warm-up for this season00:04:50
guys reminds this is not one case00:04:53
what is the case of the Samara Union to the writer00:05:01
Mr. Chairman of the Samara Union00:05:03
writers of my Kursk,00:05:05
Lord Yakushev, again, it’s nice, it’s nice that00:05:08
you don’t confuse the last name, you know, they are00:05:09
time, many are sorting out who is burning00:05:10
Lermontov on the catwalks, worry, let’s get00:05:12
closer to the point, I went to Adler, I00:05:15
was inspired, and here is my new00:05:16
cycle of fables again, bass, a completely new00:05:19
genre, resort basti, or what I call00:05:22
if00:05:24
not, well, try to surprise me monkey00:05:27
and glasses00:05:28
monkey in old age they go blind from the flash,00:05:33
everyone avoided the photographer and those who00:05:35
agreed were dissatisfied in the00:05:37
photographs the primate stood with his back00:05:40
realized the owner needed glasses darted to the00:05:43
optics the slightest style was chosen morality and00:05:45
here on the beach everyone is guessing blind monkey00:05:48
and dude so you understand everything Yakushev00:05:53
what you write is very small already00:05:54
all large form here is Satan and the ant00:05:58
I heard right yes yes yes ant let’s00:06:02
leave it out let’s move on what do you have there00:06:04
and you have a catamaran this is wonderful00:06:07
this but of course it’s00:06:10
time to rent a resort, let’s read this already,00:06:12
having rented a catamaran, I began00:06:14
to wait for money and you’ll take tourists about mulyuk,00:06:17
otherwise I gave 3000 to the owner, but the doctor00:06:19
once Ivan got drunk and drunk, and in the morning he looks00:06:21
where the catamaran was stolen, but it was00:06:23
someone else’s here the owner, hello dear,00:06:26
come in, what's the end of this already, this is the00:06:30
moral now Ivan catamaran,00:06:40
I thought so, understand Yakushev, if you00:06:44
came up with something new and completely new, you are interested00:06:46
in songs, that is, you are going to sing00:06:50
where you served so that they don’t sing to you, that is,00:06:52
I’m reading have already read the songs and that00:06:54
you will do the same whose00:06:59
5 sing00:07:01
the salon and at home the football match Spartak00:07:04
Dynamo and the stadium is full and this is sit00:07:07
with the beautiful come on, of course the wave when00:07:10
this is all here from such a00:07:12
[applause]00:07:16
booger and the minister00:07:19
well- come on, the00:07:21
minister towered over the table, his00:07:24
booger was huddled under the tabletop, you're coming, you're an00:07:38
idiot, you or whoever, tell me,00:07:40
you understand, Yakusha, you00:07:44
understand, everyone00:07:47
has calmed down,00:07:50
let's continue00:07:57
the gypsy and write00:08:00
to the police department, the gypsy was brought, she00:08:03
was wondering how you were at the restaurant the name of the operas00:08:05
to speak but the name is the gypsy I said00:08:08
the moral is here the fable is here and the end00:08:10
will be written down in the report the gypsy and the song00:08:12
learn Burovsky00:08:14
[applause]00:08:30
understand00:08:33
here people are relaxing they don’t need00:08:37
anything of this and what is relevant fable epigram00:08:41
let me guess00:08:43
you the program what nonsense epigraph00:08:49
Abkhaz and the pyramid00:08:52
1 refusal let's call him Timur why00:08:56
the secret of nutrition these can be00:08:59
decided one day to fly Egypt to see the00:09:02
heritage the oldest of the cults beckon him00:09:04
Egyptian views the spineless profile of the Sphinx00:09:06
pyramid but only things he packed for the00:09:09
journey the phone is ringing Timur picked up the phone00:09:11
she picked up the familiar voice of Guslyakov in short,00:09:15
come to Sochi again, the host’s accent is00:09:18
no earlier than a pun, here everything is written down from00:09:20
Timur’s words and00:09:22
our hero is coming to Sochi, what’s there00:09:26
to go to Sochi is sunbathing, let’s quickly what’s there00:09:36
at the end, let’s have a moral00:09:40
dreamed of a pyramid, our Abkhazian, well, what’s the00:09:42
name? and now Vladikavkaz is now without a00:09:45
nose and the profile of the Sphinx will be replaced by a dozen00:09:48
big-nosed Ossetians I killed the00:09:54
guys what pensions who am I youth00:09:58
game meet KVN came to congratulate00:10:01
the most popular political blogger00:10:04
in Russia Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov00:10:08
[music]00:10:10
[applause]00:10:19
assalamualaikum on00:10:23
[applause]00:10:38
Alexander00:10:41
congratulations I love your program,00:10:48
very good00:10:51
points, I completely agree with you,00:10:55
here you are, your son has been there for years, it’s00:10:59
absolutely correct that the youngest is sitting when the00:11:01
eldest is standing in00:11:04
the future, I suggest on the contrary what to do00:11:07
on the road and should be in the light, he should stand there,00:11:12
she is the goal of you, they00:11:20
sent time with00:11:23
these elections, I’m a [ __ ] right away said00:11:27
ram will win, I didn’t even doubt that he00:11:30
will have this Hillary with the Fuhrer molecules00:11:32
trump-pa-pam and00:11:34
[applause]00:11:37
this hour I can according to the plan very much00:11:40
which00:11:41
pokemon pokemon and catches which I think00:11:44
for which Vladimir Vladimirovich I00:11:46
officially declare to you on the territory00:11:49
In the Chechen Republic,00:11:51
there are no new Pokemon,00:11:58
so I suggest that next year00:12:01
we have a very formidable individual come with a00:12:05
cube of mystery, thoroughly00:12:07
original, and this one that00:12:11
will occupy me, this voice en masse, take00:12:14
his legs, I’ll break his legs in my arms, wear him00:12:16
vigorously00:12:17
[applause]00:12:22
no fluff or feather I00:12:25
don’t understand the machine00:12:34
[applause]00:12:35
[music]00:12:38
it’s one of the bravest professions, of course you’re the00:12:40
doctor’s profession because they are the ones who00:12:42
sometimes work in the most extreme00:12:43
conditions, so the Smolensk hospital00:12:47
[music]00:12:50
well, we’re screwed what happened, don’t you00:12:55
know what I’m doing00:12:56
[music] ]00:12:57
Tomorrow Vladimir Putin will come to our city for a visit00:13:00
and first of all he will visit the00:13:02
Smolensk hospital00:13:05
before comrade governor, I realized that this is a00:13:08
very important call, as I understand, you called me on a00:13:13
switched off phone00:13:16
[applause]00:13:21
and we’re waiting, waiting until what happened, since00:13:28
even the prime minister is being taken to a heart attack the minister is coming to we need to00:13:31
meet somehow, well, it’s probably stupid00:13:33
to write on the hospital, welcome,00:13:37
sickening, right, then let’s decorate00:13:41
everything like at your anniversary, like at your anniversary, like at the sick, we’ll hang balloons on the00:13:45
sick, leave me like that,00:13:47
they can fire you, but I don’t have meadows, my wife won’t feed me00:13:54
I apologize there Peter's sixth00:13:58
chamber asks him to change the plantain00:14:09
and what do you have for such tomorrow Putin00:14:13
come what's wrong with him00:14:17
[applause]00:14:21
but no one's hair check is coming but00:14:24
he won't come tomorrow he was on the check yesterday from00:14:27
cheating then our days are on the train and how00:14:29
will he make it on the plane from where she got the plane at the00:14:33
end the president began to earn money and00:14:36
listen to everyone in the ward I saw on TV00:14:39
he drove from Khabarovsk to Chita on a00:14:42
Lada Kalina and why come he’s so00:14:45
angry he’s coming here00:14:49
[applause]00:14:56
so they got him I need something - to surprise with00:14:59
something to surprise with but let’s00:15:02
dig a hole in the road in front of the hospital and what do you think he’s00:15:06
ever seen a hole in the road and00:15:09
no no that’s all no but this is a00:15:12
normal hospital we have something to00:15:13
show about the tomograph our pride to us00:15:16
live three months ago from k they brought it00:15:18
exactly to Sergei, the Germans know maybe he can00:15:21
tell you how to turn it on00:15:24
[applause]00:15:29
I apologize that again you can00:15:32
send someone to the store why did I00:15:36
run out here00:15:39
weakly pull me tomorrow check come00:15:42
here questions something will appear you the best,00:15:45
let’s salavate flax correctly to00:15:47
the questions on very much you shout and00:15:49
invited Putin to his room, that is, at least00:15:51
so that one of the top officials of the state00:15:53
can see the last face of the states, I apologize,00:15:56
so there is no effort with the messengers,00:15:58
so they are a roll for me this I00:16:02
'm tired of running out of how to treat I'll Lisa00:16:06
tomorrow Putin is coming on your way and00:16:09
will bring something00:16:11
Lisa tell all the staff so that00:16:14
the panels wash their dressing gowns just by00:16:17
itself not by itself in the washing machine00:16:20
and00:16:21
you let's put on a beautiful dress, put on00:16:24
which one I don't know is your favorite00:16:27
listen than the time I’m wasting my time, let’s00:16:30
rehearse the meetings, yes,00:16:32
hello,00:16:36
sorry,00:16:39
yes, good Putin won’t be so lucky00:16:45
[applause]00:16:55
yes, yes, I understand everything, yes, I’m meeting you, and00:16:58
you’re in Putin’s place, well, how do you like it, Vladimir00:17:00
Vladimirovich, our hospital, and God, a mixture of00:17:03
hospitals like his this is a good place00:17:07
the assault is going on I poke here00:17:12
[applause]00:17:17
Lisa what is it like what is my favorite dress00:17:21
I only wore it four times and00:17:24
now00:17:27
I apologize there my neighbor swallowed the battery00:17:31
from the gres remote control and what like what00:17:35
he switches to football00:17:38
weakly then get together Look here, it means that00:17:41
the prime minister is coming and he’ll go to00:17:43
the hospital, what if he wants to00:17:45
go to the therapist tomorrow he won’t come why tomorrow do you have00:17:49
any idea there are such queues00:17:52
so he’ll say I’m Putin in the queue and in00:17:56
response to him 30 people income veritin00:17:59
where did you get the knife from? and rave Ryutin came the00:18:03
same thing was to00:18:05
send to go to the ward in yourself, don’t distract,00:18:07
so everyone went to the reception on the apron of the meeting00:18:10
to prepare Toussaint,00:18:12
one day passed,00:18:15
it seems like he wants everything, he likes the tomograph, he helped00:18:19
by turning on you, this guy told you00:18:35
[applause] [music]00:18:41
to find out if there is life on mars00:18:44
ukraine sent 2 astronauts to00:18:47
search for extraterrestrial civilizations and so the00:18:50
future heroes have been on the train to baikonur00:18:53
for the third day already00:19:01
how could it be so much how could it be possible to00:19:07
forget the cognac00:19:13
statue mottos because I knock I00:19:20
remember they00:19:25
will get it and sit there and they are killing me here because of00:19:28
this, it’s also called sister that00:19:31
Igor you thought that you chickened out, we’re00:19:33
friends00:19:38
[music]00:19:49
rotate we didn’t order even it hit me in the head00:19:57
if you’ve been going like this for the third day I don’t know00:20:00
what to do and what to do in Odessa for six months00:20:03
in orbit Let's at least play hide and seek00:20:07
hide and seek in a confined space00:20:09
oh yes I'm here with a cube and hiding like this you00:20:12
'll never find me give it back one two three00:20:17
four five I'm going to look for a00:20:22
reason and bayonets predictable Lord00:20:25
God Ukrainian customs00:20:28
Garonne house your documents from yes yes yes00:20:33
please00:20:34
1 are you going00:20:39
[applause]00:20:41
no with a friend and where is a friend00:20:49
somewhere here00:20:54
maybe he came out yes no we00:20:58
agreed on the00:20:59
shaft to go to00:21:02
genes and psychotropic substances you are taking the00:21:06
dacha so you are asking I will ask I am00:21:10
saying00:21:12
hallucinogenic psychotropic substances00:21:14
you are taking you00:21:16
can grooves only ru 5u00:21:22
district and there you are again, it’s clear where you’re00:21:25
going to Kazakhstan for goods,00:21:30
no, you’ll laugh, water, we’re00:21:35
cosmonauts00:21:36
[laughter]00:21:38
I’m serious, you’re just on a mission to00:21:44
find out if there’s life on Mars,00:21:48
and00:21:49
you can repeat it again, I was00:21:52
talking to you the astronauts are flying00:21:56
[applause]00:22:03
will pass then the examination00:22:05
the Martian00:22:07
found00:22:08
Igor00:22:11
took the Russian customs your document00:22:13
to dangle yes yes of course one is going00:22:17
no with a friend and where is the friend somewhere here00:22:22
[applause]00:22:24
where can there be here there are people00:22:27
standing now00:22:30
oh00:22:33
sorry [ __ ] your notes00:22:39
I I say we have tasks00:22:43
[applause]00:22:44
yes no and even then only some of the passengers are00:22:49
the two of us and the astronauts are flying to Mars, it’s00:22:52
clear look a colleague reset via00:22:55
bluetooth00:23:00
[applause]00:23:06
this is not a flash mob believe it’s 25 have I00:23:10
can say let’s00:23:12
go out cosmonaut colleague I’m sorry I00:23:15
just I found out the guys are really00:23:17
cosmonauts, it’s just that the cube is not here and decided to play00:23:19
hide and seek, come in00:23:24
Yuri cosmonaut cosmonaut and TV series there00:23:27
and enter to Mars and then they decided to play00:23:31
hide and seek and then they looked I’ll go gives00:23:34
how you could come up with the cube b play00:23:38
hide and seek and00:23:40
here it is soon a00:23:43
where are these of yours somewhere here00:23:48
[music]00:23:49
hear on the bridge there was no00:23:53
day off and tomorrow on yours00:24:05
[music]00:24:07
[applause]00:24:10
kamyzyaki the wind of hope sometimes00:24:13
turns into a draft of despair00:24:15
because appearances can sometimes be deceiving and00:24:18
this sad story about our Denis and00:24:22
I me00:24:30
2013 Moscow catch here Kamyzyaksky dogs the00:24:34
wind of hope of00:24:36
love all ages are submissive00:24:38
when you experience it is very painful00:24:42
why are you a villainous fate00:24:45
sending different surprises it’s00:24:49
not easy sometimes to cope with you00:24:54
him in churrillos the pensioner of the00:24:59
Kamyzyaksky guy looks very old and00:25:04
somehow young00:25:07
but [ music]00:25:11
he didn’t ask her to love herself so passionately and00:25:13
in difficult moments of her life to substitute her00:25:16
treatment, she gave herself entirely to the00:25:19
pension of the pancakes and the soaring of such a sweet00:25:23
friend of hers, but they got her, then he didn’t,00:25:26
but she dreamed of something like that back there in the00:25:29
pillowcases about they weren’t told she was00:25:32
blind in the hatch it’s so beautiful she’s a00:25:35
chaplain by way of Baudelaire for everything in the summer she00:25:38
said hello to him in the field of miracles he00:25:41
showed her the joys of a nightclub he00:25:44
showed her the Angry Birds and call of duty00:25:46
that vimeo she sweated or the angel the leaves00:25:49
is in love and every day he threw it into the00:25:51
cafe from the top social security service, he00:25:54
could no longer hide his truth from her, she didn’t hear00:25:56
when he tried to tell him that day on the00:25:59
astral plane and he confessed everything00:26:01
that he was not shy of snow and that he was exactly00:26:04
20, but still he loved him very much and would like to00:26:06
decline, she didn’t believe him, showed it00:26:10
and the passport of the heart, tears, specialists in points,00:26:13
the story is sadder than00:26:16
let’s00:26:17
love crashed, and the same losses like00:26:21
you kiss, maybe love drowned the foam00:26:24
and and class, maybe in the mind of the wound,00:26:27
it also knows against the background of the old one that the Kamyzyak chewing gum00:26:30
because00:26:33
I had to00:26:36
and00:26:37
he rushed off to Moscow for a long time to forget himself, he00:26:40
couldn’t forgive himself that I could00:26:43
fall in love like that, she stayed in the kamyzyaki at home by the00:26:45
window and so that at least someone could talk,00:26:48
she bought herself a cat until every time and on the00:26:51
same evening we looked at Christmas parties in different cities00:26:54
meeting,00:26:55
both shed tears looking at their idols00:26:58
at two lovers Alla and Maxim00:27:08
and00:27:09
left days she opened it to him, she wouldn’t have00:27:13
opened it if she didn’t love you00:27:16
with you00:27:19
[music]00:27:27
eternal love00:27:30
[applause]00:27:32
god everything is00:27:34
evil oh,00:27:39
[applause]00:27:41
oh00:27:43
night00:27:45
word meadows00:27:47
need00:27:49
eternal love00:28:08
everything is possible00:28:11
[music]00:28:14
[applause]00:28:15
friends, as they say, the city00:28:18
takes courage, but sometimes it’s only enough for a00:28:21
closet in the women’s bedroom, don’t00:28:28
clap00:28:33
anecdotally, I’m the situation before the00:28:37
fire-woman,00:28:39
I’m burning hot thing, yes, what are the shapes of the00:28:43
shapes? size 4 and what’s00:28:47
remarkable is yours not yours mine, how do you00:28:51
know I carried it and I00:28:54
[music] I00:28:56
came here to get a suit and00:29:01
chat00:29:04
sociable I’m00:29:14
sociable I easily find a common language00:29:17
with people00:29:19
unemployed in general and00:29:21
you I heard the director of a large corporation00:29:25
consider that you are already you work for us, well,00:29:27
okay, wait, so if you00:29:31
were running away here in the open, well, I have two00:29:34
options there now, either a policeman or an00:29:38
actor, two options, then00:29:41
look at the jack we have here,00:29:49
as they say in poker, the set has arrived,00:29:58
I of course heard that some things happened - then00:30:02
changes in the police, but to such an00:30:05
extent,00:30:08
I apologize to the force, you took that this is the00:30:11
police, maybe this is a boxer, then00:30:14
it is possible to check the criminal code,00:30:16
article number 199, tax evasion,00:30:20
look how smart he is,00:30:22
probably still a boxer, as soon as possible,00:30:24
considering what is happening here in general00:30:28
we have interviews here00:30:31
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me, by the way, to be00:30:40
hired by a large corporation what kind of00:30:43
corporation and by and Seryogin and the loss of00:30:47
Serezhkin is a large karpov, but we were shot in00:30:51
that lynch you’re the only one, isn’t it the same and00:30:54
p Seryogin who like once and burns according to00:30:57
article 19900:30:59
opab varieties of us the highlight of this look at00:31:03
the axis of the regent with our accomplices00:31:08
what am I saying this is a hot thing yes and00:31:13
the forms of the takagi form are size 4 and what is00:31:16
noteworthy is not your own, how do you know00:31:22
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well, Mitya ra knockout I00:31:32
am a policeman mentyara policeman don’t00:31:37
forget your roots to the public00:31:42
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Mitya says00:31:49
[music]00:31:52
these are men’s trousers00:31:55
things00:31:58
bubble that’s enough bullying, this is in00:32:01
2010 to give the wrong cap for a00:32:04
birthday, now this is too much00:32:07
verigor this is ironing not a shirt before00:32:10
the conference before you are here live but I give00:32:12
ates00:32:15
[applause]00:32:22
so you both sit down, I’m going to get00:32:26
my ID and we’ll talk00:32:27
differently he00:32:29
enter I’m a finger and00:32:33
here comes the boxer in time00:32:37
so what’s your name Igor patronymic00:32:41
Sergeevich listen here ghouls for the past00:32:45
three days00:32:47
employees our furniture store00:32:49
is trying to play along with you,00:32:51
towers tank, no,00:33:07
the thing is that the closet is called a00:33:10
family closet, I wanted to try the whole situation00:33:12
then and before the order, but this C00:33:16
grade bed in front of it was zakirova is not00:33:19
for sale00:33:20
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friends, the new00:33:32
season of the program has just started fort boyard and the casting for the00:33:35
role of passe-partout looked exactly like this00:33:42
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that means I need the strongest the00:34:03
bravest the most arrogant00:34:07
great I’ll00:34:10
say right away about career growth there00:34:13
will be career growth they don’t promise technology00:34:17
ok why are you the most arrogant here00:34:20
surname00:34:23
listen here with a beech00:34:33
again to me you'll get into my eyes,00:34:35
look00:34:36
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and this is not a slouching bully,00:34:49
what are you doing, why is he building00:34:54
further according to the list of00:34:56
Gubins here,00:35:01
oh well, why suddenly it’s going to work very00:35:03
hard, and it’s winter-cold,00:35:06
1 cape of lobster in the city, it’s clear, I’ll00:35:13
tell you right away, no one here is going to feed you00:35:21
[applause] the00:35:32
furniture was dripping even better,00:35:36
are you ready to go ahead with the passe-partout00:35:38
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[applause] the00:35:47
stumbling block is physics,00:35:50
because some people don’t pass it the00:35:52
first time next00:35:55
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hello colleagues, not colleagues yet,00:36:00
right in Arizona Should you hold on to the00:36:02
presumptuous youngster,00:36:06
you are already trying to00:36:08
pass the exam for the sixth time, why are you surprising us today00:36:10
in the songs of00:36:13
Iranian physicists, but they learn very quickly, and00:36:17
then the country of Israel will suffer for a long time,00:36:23
so00:36:31
you are a shadow of years00:36:33
[applause]00:36:35
current strength,00:36:37
excuse me, you have it written incorrectly not00:36:39
only but only the00:36:41
current strength is good, let it be only in00:36:45
the end it’s not a Russian language I give the00:36:49
current strength is measured in meters gene I really00:36:54
want you to learn Einstein’s basic law00:37:00
write down the formula for me on the board write00:37:02
energy energy this is the letter e00:37:06
e big they are00:37:09
capitalized not00:37:13
equal decisively where equal e equal00:37:16
write as well00:37:20
as it is designated as00:37:23
parallel straight lines00:37:25
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not this year find out let's00:38:13
think about us there are many options I can00:38:16
be a deuce let's have00:38:18
beer again you are an impenetrable dumbass00:38:24
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this is the most ordinary story00:38:33
but even in it something incredible can happen00:38:35
and so usually the Pyatigorsk00:38:38
family00:38:40
close your mouth00:38:42
I didn’t say shut your mouth I read00:38:47
the terms of the problem again00:38:50
33rd is easy according to him00:38:53
33 diggers and diggers00:39:05
what they are doing dig are fading00:39:09
so let’s start with Russian about the00:39:13
recession father tractor driver mother laundress of00:39:16
whom - what a [ __ ] is such an incomprehensible00:39:21
mother, they told me to bring 400 rubles to school00:39:24
and Dima will take mine, they didn’t tell us and00:39:27
go fill the basement to raise it,00:39:32
but also the base cabin lessons snot exit auto00:39:38
auto it’s a stove prince00:39:43
accounting snotty prince the00:39:46
prince gives out such nicknames and00:39:50
I am with my prince and souls - they're blowing up,00:39:53
killing my mother, I'll braid, I'll stay here00:39:56
with00:39:58
my mana, I can watch cartoons00:40:04
again, why is the salt at the door?00:40:07
We'll take it every00:40:11
day, just for salt, go to the Chelsea00:40:20
Cherokee, make it, and my console plays00:40:24
like this on the site, I'll tell you from the bow, you're00:40:27
your prince00:40:34
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the parasite doesn’t eat cutlets okay Pamir00:40:41
will come in decomposition00:40:43
everyone hello hello dad and snot older00:40:48
came sit00:40:50
down eat the00:41:02
neighbor came00:41:04
feelings everything that the neighbor please00:41:07
the gate of the joker gin like children that00:41:10
the neighbor is like a rocket read Eli Duck00:41:16
what are you starting and00:41:20
[laughter]00:41:27
and today your wife I saw Stepanova, but00:41:30
she gained weight and00:41:32
[music] I00:41:34
saw it00:41:37
in the street, I saw it in a00:41:40
straight style, she got better like this,00:41:51
and you just have to walk around and look in,00:41:53
and the women seem to be your own thought, did you ever00:41:55
come to00:41:58
watch TV?00:42:01
call 39 77 15 husband for an hour00:42:06
and00:42:08
Valera study for a whole hour00:42:12
Lyuba yes they are talking about electricians00:42:16
so about electricians he would call anyone to00:42:19
make two already electrocuted so well the00:42:22
bailiffs and if people00:42:30
why are you sitting there go on a rubber mat00:42:33
fasting with my mother will come so maybe00:42:37
no need then style I'm 10 kidding00:42:40
lyudka again opus posth threw it's not the00:42:43
same but some kind of punishment you almost00:42:47
have a re mi kids here these step-natives and00:42:49
so sit not mother 1 and grandson trap00:42:53
go kiss grandma grandma go kiss00:42:57
grandma00:43:00
grandma maybe cartoons I’ll see what kind of00:43:03
Rapunzel this is, what did our00:43:07
cartoons show? They teach kindness,00:43:09
at least remember this one. let mom00:43:11
hear let mom come00:43:15
for sure in00:43:19
the world00:43:20
or loss00:43:28
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and00:43:47
he himself is given the story that now the people00:43:51
closest to each other are on stage00:43:54
KVN team city of Pyatigorsk00:43:58
[music] [ applause]00:44:00
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love everything ages submissive00:44:07
Sochi summer00:44:09
restaurant Well, Marinochka, you’re eighteen00:44:14
I’m just over 40 a00:44:18
beautiful evening wine greens meat eat I00:44:23
don’t eat meat and m see where is Tyrion00:44:27
the Armenian or what? Yes,00:44:31
in general, the national message is00:44:33
important to me, the main thing is some person here00:44:36
marine who are you in life I am harmonious and00:44:39
they are easy to lose and impossible to forget I00:44:43
won’t00:44:46
this is my VKontakte status00:44:48
why is all this me why will he take out my love00:44:53
as I do00:44:55
n’t understand what’s going on00:45:00
I and the house don’t appreciate your presence00:45:03
give me the opportunity to enjoy your00:45:06
absence I want to leave what Lily is00:45:10
wrong everyone admits mistakes wise00:45:13
forgiveness stylish restores00:45:16
relationships whether it promises nothing at all who00:45:19
survived and you00:45:21
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you can close your eyes to what you see it’s00:45:26
impossible to close your heart to what your00:45:28
feelings are already and you can close what00:45:31
you’re saying now all this00:45:42
our earrings VKontakte page like00:45:46
sand for me in every city00:45:49
two hundred people will sign the00:45:52
act of the status stage status status for my00:45:56
friend tear for the girl beat for the brother00:46:00
shoot for the mother execute the plane00:46:03
the hawker flies cover the world to our home00:46:06
warmth and comfort in the hut to the guys hello in00:46:09
essence the progress of the human world freedom to the soul and00:46:12
luck of patience and warmth promised to do everything from the planets you00:46:15
can’t do it don’t00:46:18
promise do it for the good doesn’t require stronger drinks00:46:20
words shorter it’s simpler it’s00:46:23
easier to wash off the nights took it go came00:46:26
to the restaurant come on00:46:27
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I like to eat meat which it real00:46:40
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[music]00:46:47
of course everyone remembers the wonderful school00:46:49
years and singing lessons that are impossible to00:46:52
forget, so these fast walkers on the blackboard, let’s00:46:55
sing00:46:57
when home from the school yard00:47:01
to the sounds of the ageless waltz, you laugh, you00:47:07
allowed00:47:12
yourself to show to the sounds, no, I can’t live without00:47:16
them for me obedient children are in the way, each of00:47:18
you may not be in his place, yes, go00:47:21
ahead, I can sing another song,00:47:24
okay, give me another,00:47:26
you, I know you are the only one in the world00:47:37
[music]00:47:40
when I can’t drink,00:47:42
listen to the children, I can’t hear it, and00:47:45
Andryusha has no hearing until he doesn’t he can sing,00:47:47
but he is a kind and sympathetic boy,00:47:48
ready to help any of you00:47:50
at any moment, which is why I give it 500:47:53
instead of00:47:56
[music]00:47:58
since today in hello we are talking00:48:01
about art, at the end Andrey would like to00:48:03
read you a poem that00:48:05
he wrote himself00:48:09
I fell in love this game is only three letters00:48:13
I change but what are they there the letter k is in00:48:16
not n at the end00:48:19
yarmolnik four devices00:48:23
I can’t not souls people don’t don’t bother my00:48:29
friends is there life on Mars we00:48:32
don’t know this but we know for sure to00:48:35
get space credits you need to have00:48:38
space plan and00:48:41
so hello hello withdrawal00:48:44
of these small business loans00:48:46
for just this and we are doing I have00:48:48
a lot of ideas you have a lot of money if00:48:51
we collect for a bunch such a bunch gets and00:48:54
closer to the topic you can of course have you00:48:57
ever wondered if there is life00:48:58
on Mars no here you are they give me 300:49:01
billion I’m going to Mars, that’s it, I’m a star,00:49:05
that’s it, how are you going to return the00:49:07
money to the bank? You just want to know00:49:10
if there’s life on Mars, they’ll go to place00:49:11
number 99,00:49:13
I’ve repaid the loan, I understand where it is,00:49:18
thank you for contacting our bank,00:49:20
leave your phone number, we We will definitely00:49:22
contact you years already read look00:49:26
just for you you give 500 million00:49:29
rubles dollars to unprincipled people00:49:32
and we buy a large heater and install it in the00:49:35
center of Russia and turn it on in Russia it00:49:38
becomes warm no one00:49:39
uses gas Gazprom is getting cheaper we buy00:49:41
Gazprom we suddenly turn off the heater00:49:45
all the00:49:46
money is a 50/50 profit I want 70 good00:49:51
70 to 7000:49:54
that mathematician goodbye everyone sorry00:49:57
for the shadows work what kind of coffee was it done00:50:00
let's meet how coffee is needed sales Natasha00:50:03
make two coffees oh00:50:08
thank you Natasha you'll save Natasha in a bikini00:50:12
is worth it but I just had to repay the loan in time for00:50:14
the coffee grinder00:50:18
ended there is more ideas, I want to make a00:50:21
film in 8D format, I don’t know yet, but00:50:24
the idea turns00:50:27
people on, people, once, anyway,00:50:32
son, that the loan will be repaid, thank you,00:50:36
grandma, everything is fine, the last payment, you00:50:38
don’t owe us any more00:50:46
[music]00:50:49
interesting bank, another idea: take a monkey,00:50:53
get a tattoo we teach how to rap when00:50:56
we are in the club it was already00:51:01
at the ice palace and why now it is00:51:05
not necessary now it is not necessary and in 201400:51:07
someone may not need it00:51:10
so more ideas there is a00:51:13
private police I00:51:15
mean, have you ever wondered00:51:17
why we have a police force like this because00:51:20
there is no competition00:51:29
take that this is so new recognized profit00:51:31
jung hyuk arrived we are opening a new police station00:51:33
we invite those who are coal old and00:51:37
these guys know where the profit is00:51:41
listen interestingly can you take your passport00:51:44
take your passport it is not your passport on00:51:46
the air there is as if the money is yours00:51:48
so I’m tired of all of you security security you00:51:52
see him please00:51:54
I'm looking here the whole country for a coffee grinder00:51:57
should00:51:58
guess more mortgage Serkin00:52:02
well I'm not going to Mars not when the00:52:04
last idea gather a KVN team00:52:07
go to Moscow tell all these ideas00:52:10
people laugh and smart people also00:52:12
write down very talented Cossacks00:52:16
[applause]00:52:19
[music]00:52:20
having a great time but say00:52:23
something for the children there is a00:52:25
cartoon about how Leo Boniface00:52:28
sold drugs during the holidays00:52:31
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and in no other way00:53:54
Boniface gave 3 subjects to00:53:58
the children until the evening and the children clapped their hands and shouted00:54:02
more00:54:04
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[applause]00:54:08
skate00:54:09
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of course every schoolchild is always very00:54:18
nervous when his parents return from a00:54:20
parent-teacher meeting00:54:36
and I vacuumed00:54:40
[applause]00:54:46
what are you doing stories00:54:49
now your father will come he will arrange a00:54:52
[ __ ] one for you name where are there so many idiots00:54:54
in one square meter everyone should00:54:57
rip their pants off at the meeting they said mom00:55:04
smokes he00:55:09
smokes let’s smoke00:55:15
I say set it on fire if you don’t want to00:55:19
then you’ll have me for a month without the00:55:21
Internet without a mobile phone, you're00:55:23
without a TV00:55:29
[music]00:55:31
the most incredible situation that could00:55:33
only happen in a Smolensk hotel00:55:40
[music]00:55:45
here, Lerochka, your room, settle down,00:55:48
thank you, you will start,00:55:51
it’s important that you lose everything at night00:55:55
due to old age 5 photos 6 3 wherever you want, well,00:56:02
hello00:56:05
hello, what are you doing here? I live, my00:56:10
wife kicked me out of the house, hello,00:56:14
yes, this is Lera Kudryavtseva from00:56:17
room 512, what does it mean under sawing, what does it00:56:22
mean there are no numbers, listen,00:56:24
how to solve this problem somehow, it’s a piece of [ __ ] and where00:56:27
will I sleep today well, choose either00:56:30
on the bed or on the floor so man before00:56:38
I apologize for you to change your underwear00:56:43
why did I move in so much well yes00:56:46
people lived here00:56:48
disobey make an abnormal number00:56:51
good good verochka come on the left one here00:56:55
sign on the poster00:56:57
also eugenia and00:57:08
listen like this please do it my00:57:09
request,00:57:11
the fields left before and not a single one from Lera00:57:16
Kudryavtseva00:57:18
I cook the strength of the castle once quoted00:57:24
go you know where00:57:27
years and you were in Cuba it was and in Mallorca00:57:32
it was also and I was amazed there was of the00:57:36
option but I have00:57:38
n’t been to Tuapse yet and00:57:42
I recommend and00:57:47
[music]00:57:50
Olya00:57:51
Yara you have00:57:55
Daler Kudryavtseva listening quietly00:58:03
for the device00:58:06
[applause]00:58:11
I’m sorry00:58:15
you found me a number there is one option00:58:17
apartment well there a woman will do00:58:20
beautiful things is not suitable but by the way00:58:23
how old are the children I’m 42 my brother is 4400:58:33
by land that’s just what something crazy00:58:38
I'll give an ulcer to the administrator00:58:42
Allen hotel to the administrator of the staff are00:58:47
you kidding me or something women don't00:58:50
bother me with a charge for work00:58:52
but then rumors of you yes I'm calling you and it's00:58:56
caught between the threads scattering00:59:00
comrades administrator00:59:02
please pass on the portions that he's rude00:59:06
I'll deal with it well she Hubble itself you teach how to00:59:08
talk to a client blue wolf listener00:59:11
to work00:59:13
it’s just some kind of brain explosion so that’s it00:59:18
I’m tired and want to sleep00:59:19
move00:59:38
it’s all working out now I’m getting into show business00:59:44
[applause]00:59:48
[music]00:59:51
you’re just an00:59:53
impossible person but I’m screaming00:59:57
by the way, normals, non-drinker, hard-working,01:00:00
loving, if you don’t drink, hard-working and01:00:02
loving, why did your wife kick you out of the house?01:00:05
She’s at home, then I’m different, so01:00:09
go sleep on the floor, I’m01:00:11
sure you’re not used to it, but when I take a01:00:14
blanket and a pillow, then I take a sheet and01:00:17
blanket for don't use the closet, don't look at the TV,01:00:20
don't touch01:00:40
[music]01:00:49
excuse me, a 15-year habit01:00:53
[applause]01:00:55
listen, are you an idiot or something? She left me,01:01:01
my wife left,01:01:04
kicked me out, and I love you,01:01:08
well, if you want, I'll call her, maybe01:01:12
according to you and I, you really, you can01:01:15
what’s her name, the wife asked for a name, but at least it’s01:01:18
time,01:01:25
dinochka01:01:26
zinochka, hello, this is Lera Kudryavtseva,01:01:29
yes, yes, in the style of visions, and you know this is the01:01:32
case here, and I’m now in a01:01:34
hotel room with your husband, and01:01:41
she hung up on me, what’s wrong with01:01:47
you and me, talent for yours01:01:50
will be with you now01:01:54
[music]01:01:55
this is my sunshine on the stock exchange and01:02:01
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this is shown near the walls of the house from Canada, they01:02:08
say a row is coming and the charming one believes01:02:10
hidden01:02:11
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dedicated to the favorite film of all Russian families01:02:25
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woman,01:02:59
what are you doing here,01:03:02
why did you move the furniture, why did mom01:03:05
put other people’s plates there, she’s in shock,01:03:07
usually like until 8, mom hides other people’s plates,01:03:11
so this is my apartment, if I show you my passport,01:03:14
let’s play chess like this01:03:17
chess where is my passport01:03:19
you have it and checkmate01:03:22
[music]01:03:25
Evgeniy builder city of Moscow for the sake of .01:03:29
Moscow is a city of great opportunities and this is01:03:32
Pyatigorsk, oh great needs,01:03:40
so wait, so Pyatigorsk, so every01:03:45
year the men and I go to the bathhouse, I’m lucky, I01:03:49
wish they and the men lady’s weren’t there, I01:03:57
understood everything, I should have flown to St. Petersburg,01:04:00
but I arrived in Pyatigorsk, after01:04:03
all, it arrived. letter to01:04:08
Santa Claus which Santa Claus Irka my friend to01:04:11
Domodedovo at the box office it works I01:04:14
need to put Maurice in turn away my01:04:17
passport for me at home my mother is waiting for me my01:04:20
friend’s woman is waiting01:04:22
forts 1 mom calm you’re01:04:25
mimicking winter01:04:31
I love her01:04:33
hepalitis01:04:35
mom you know what I’m already doing01:04:38
like a widow,01:04:40
why water it now01:04:44
[applause]01:04:47
that it came so early, the01:04:52
other neighbors are missing plates01:04:54
[music]01:04:56
you01:04:59
don’t want me,01:05:01
but you want to eat, but you get the connection,01:05:15
okay, sit down, eat01:05:21
what disgusting this is your jellied fish,01:05:24
I wanted to say joy, joy, this is your01:05:27
jellied fish that is lying01:05:30
not but water and you don’t know it01:05:33
will give01:05:36
alo man help I’m in Pyatigorsk with an01:05:40
unfamiliar woman in an apartment what should I01:05:42
do buddy and who doesn’t you01:05:45
take our drug there 10 cap fumador01:05:48
aqua01:05:57
body eight forgot for a while and01:06:04
zhenechka let’s dance01:06:07
[music]01:06:10
Nadya and at first I01:06:13
didn’t like you so much, but now and now it’s the beginning01:06:23
[music]01:06:28
let’s show you, this is my fiancé and01:06:31
I’m not a fiancé, I’m a hostage.01:06:36
The dog barked at my uncle,01:06:41
ashamed, a young man, a woman, out of01:06:43
loneliness, climbs on the wall, jokes,01:06:46
jokes, go, let them figure it out themselves, she01:06:50
Nadya from - for that, stop looking for an01:06:55
excuse to leave01:07:06
if you decide that it’s not destiny to leave01:07:12
[music]01:07:15
the wrong01:07:16
[music]01:07:18
and the01:07:20
past is tormenting in the dark,01:07:25
Lord Nadya, you sing in the voice of Alla01:07:28
Pugacheva, yeah, and you’re half my age,01:07:38
I’m saying this myself01:07:41
[music]01:07:49
Arnold Schwarzenegger recently visited Moscow01:07:52
where he met with Dmitry01:07:53
Anatolyevich Medvedev and so usually on the01:07:56
streets of Moscow two traffic police inspectors01:07:58
waiting for the presidential motorcade Masha01:08:00
removes I tell you from here choosing01:08:03
Kusya park focus let's park at01:08:05
300 meters01:08:09
this is my grandfather my neighbor my grandfather go where you were going01:08:13
ok dad came here I was walking grandfather I’m01:08:18
now bear kingdom dreams grams01:08:20
I’ll go then at least Putin was with Young I01:08:23
came on business to the fox your mother again I01:08:25
’ll catch you in the ear I’ll tear it off why for symmetry01:08:29
so grandfather go home Kolya the devil is on a01:08:33
visit anymore don’t come in I last time01:08:35
when I came my watch disappeared from 601:08:38
thank you now thank you I even came01:08:46
the policeman I want to delete you I want you in the01:08:50
sent chickens stole I think no one01:08:52
will notice these patterns01:08:56
and01:08:57
I would give up these you01:09:01
they you01:09:04
recognized me no how is it to melt and this is what01:09:07
the headquarters hit with a stick,01:09:09
grandfather copper, how are you talking to the major,01:09:12
listen to your neighbor on your hero, these are01:09:15
not interfering with the work, what do you think, found the01:09:18
2013 European Championship, win somewhere, do01:09:20
n’t you know, in 2013, everything is the end of01:09:23
the world, and you seem to me to be these two the events are01:09:26
somehow interconnected01:09:30
by the way, you know yours is being renamed to01:09:33
the police, give it to you people as if they were calling for01:09:36
garbage and pints,01:09:39
attention to all posts, important information was being carried,01:09:42
listen carefully, don’t01:09:43
miss it, or the body of your wife’s meat booth is here01:09:46
and so everyone be on the alert,01:09:49
they heard no, although I didn’t understand it I01:09:53
need what on, well, let's say for 3001:09:54
listen everyone is talking during the passage01:09:57
of the motorcade in the whole view quietly quietly quietly01:09:59
quietly says nothing listen01:10:01
carefully there they say listen to them and the01:10:02
match they01:10:05
heard the dismissal as if heard from you are01:10:08
constantly on fire quietly quietly vaca filming01:10:10
quietly still be silent again and the most01:10:13
important thing now be silent and don’t01:10:15
say anything boy01:10:17
[music]01:10:18
damn again you didn’t hear anything and I01:10:21
said quietly serve grandfather go home so01:10:24
you’re so nervous you’re a01:10:26
Vista woman I’m fine I don’t complain but in vain sometimes01:10:30
you have to talk it out01:10:37
like Grandfather, don’t go rings, you’re driving me away,01:10:41
by the way, I remember food colic in the01:10:43
pies yard, it was damp then,01:10:49
but your women’s children are looking for my periscope,01:10:52
checks, we all remember, so go home, your grandmother, my01:10:55
wife, was tired of waiting,01:10:57
she died, my grandmother, why are you lying, I01:11:01
saw an hour ago in a store? this is my wife, my dad, back in01:11:03
seventy-six,01:11:07
dear Alla died, yes, through the bush, you will serve,01:11:10
he’s coming01:11:11
before 3, it’s hot, don’t forget, will you calm down01:11:15
someday or not,01:11:16
why are you so crazy, do you have a girlfriend,01:11:19
yes, Kolya, you have a girlfriend, it’s01:11:23
coming out in vain, the news mouth is slandering01:11:35
where fog you go let's go home of course01:11:46
it was you who said I don't know the language I learned from01:11:50
words that don't separate01:11:52
but if you're so smart that you didn't01:11:54
become a scientist marriage you Kolya of Russia smart people01:11:57
don't become scientists01:11:59
minute readiness that they let's01:12:03
drive life by the way I'm Medvedevo the01:12:06
president did it like I voted for01:12:10
him01:12:21
[applause]01:12:42
okay, okay, I wanted to ask01:12:46
who will be the next president of Russia,01:12:53
I understood everything and01:13:00
what he said, what did he say “all be back” said01:13:10
Medvedev they are Schwarzenegger then who01:13:14
will become president and Medvedev said01:13:17
wait and see01:13:20
[music]01:13:25
[applause ]01:13:30
you are at the more in the rare ribery01:13:33
ribery01:13:34
are at the world a rare be very auf01:13:36
ruby morality hello and01:13:38
[applause]01:13:40
my visitor to the west yes we are glad to01:13:43
welcome you Georgian restaurant of01:13:45
Japanese cuisine Gepon mother I swear01:13:55
exactly a Japanese restaurant this is a Japanese01:13:58
restaurant only Georgian and01:14:00
who is this, allow me to introduce the Georgian01:14:04
ensemble01:14:05
equalizer01:14:09
tell me you have a menu from and in01:14:12
Georgian I can’t count, then I’ll01:14:14
tell you like this, look bhave we are01:14:17
cravings at the homie devil the gates of the hive sancta01:14:21
baburin and there are just vegetables, and01:14:26
in the Caucasus they are just that the vegetable we have in01:14:30
cucumbers, tomatoes are01:14:35
great, you can just serve them with sour cream,01:14:37
I’m like, what did you01:14:40
suggest, it smells like ari, why are you hot here,01:14:43
God,01:14:47
what happened until the guys believe01:14:51
everything is okay,01:14:59
koga, the freezer from the little rabbit is very01:15:01
roomy,01:15:03
take it, they just want Adjarian that is01:15:07
such khachapuri01:15:08
why do I want to sing in the cook with one hand01:15:11
preparing01:15:12
stupid you restaurant service01:15:34
what's going on nothing just go01:15:37
home early asked for time off01:15:39
[applause]01:15:42
Olaf but Seryozha I'm in a Georgian01:15:45
restaurant called Saint above this is the weeds of the01:15:49
most above this storm the most and forms for01:15:52
this storm the most tattoos of you Khan this is a01:15:54
bulldozer sap hana to the burial saint01:15:57
on goods and bitterness pregnant tank the most01:15:59
above this storms assange you are a blizzard I am a girl01:16:01
skyscraper and said from star to the01:16:03
weeds points flank nato storm sonata01:16:07
here alleg this is ghiaccio wings good01:16:10
evening now here from the minibus came out01:16:13
that you for friends, ride a minibus01:16:16
to cross the road to go down into the01:16:19
passage and for her Alen she came out of the01:16:22
transition01:16:24
site you will see a tree with a banana this01:16:27
is our restaurant let's order the01:16:29
signature dish has disappeared we have a super01:16:32
dish from the chef01:16:33
and what is it called01:16:42
about01:16:45
this photo of [ __ ] vaam formats 45 baht chat hundreds01:16:50
happy kid01:16:54
[applause]01:17:00
2-301:17:02
payment01:17:03
mom01:17:05
with arabiata sauce [ __ ] off01:17:11
pump up I01:17:13
ordered01:17:15
[music]01:17:18
[applause]01:17:25
probably many are familiar with this situation01:17:27
Friday evening friends gathered at the table01:17:30
to sit in purely male company but01:17:33
closer to the morning, such conversations are sure to begin,01:17:35
let’s try it on01:17:38
the palm of your hand, at least their Alena.01:17:40
come to visit even late 4 am it’s01:17:43
just a bummer in short the evil is not our01:17:47
svetka this is a 100% option but the meaning of01:17:49
our svetka you remember she has by logic a01:17:52
pretty friend just like hello01:17:55
light come to visit your friend take her we are01:17:58
waiting for the01:18:00
roads meet this is Olya01:18:03
[music]01:18:12
bo na logic01:18:15
of color what kind of plankton is this01:18:20
so okay these are yours these are my two01:18:25
then like Putin and Medvedev sense of me01:18:34
hear01:18:35
who I am01:18:37
[laughter]01:18:40
come here I immediately warn my parents01:18:44
know where I went to drink01:18:46
and don’t be afraid01:18:49
desire sexual there is no01:18:52
if I find01:18:55
[ applause]01:19:05
okay, the schedule for the beginning of the girls you01:19:09
guys have something to eat here, but in01:19:13
general, women can’t eat after01:19:15
six, in fact, they can’t eat after the panda,01:19:19
the rest is for a01:19:22
toast, come on, holy let those who did01:19:25
n’t get us cry01:19:26
and01:19:27
put those who didn’t want us01:19:30
[music]01:19:31
[applause]01:19:37
facts and gay we'll come with me but01:19:39
actually the woman seems to be my type and01:19:42
I know a very good remedy hit01:19:47
let's shape01:19:50
record after the first and wash it down01:19:53
smoke well01:19:55
like me you'll01:19:58
almost01:20:02
finish the bones didn't throw away01:20:06
[applause ]01:20:11
I’ll take the holy light here to Rex and01:20:14
brought him something at all, nothing at all, we01:20:17
thought you have a pretty friend, we’ll01:20:18
sit and relax, she’ll dance a striptease for us,01:20:20
I’m the worse homemade sexual01:20:23
preparation, we look and enjoy01:20:25
under the blue sky and01:20:30
zara golden01:20:33
brother01:20:34
comes01:20:38
the light and listen to me carefully and01:20:41
in short, we came and drank tea and immediately left.01:20:43
Why is it so that then Svetochka and01:20:46
you give the same testimony01:20:54
and let’s go, I can’t and I’m gay,01:21:01
which I’ll prove now,01:21:06
thank you friend to the rescue01:21:09
[music]01:21:12
[applause]01:21:17
I beg you when me this is 100 grams of01:21:20
any given technique01:21:22
[applause]01:21:35
I want the neighbors to hear how I’m going to01:21:38
stew,01:21:39
what are you talking about and at 8 the woman was asked01:21:43
and says yes, it’s not a compliment the UN is 1801:21:47
we beg you not already twice 1801:21:51
still dead01:21:54
shy01:21:58
[music ]01:22:02
class kids ran away01:22:05
I won’t do I think my husband wo01:22:08
n’t take you with him next time01:22:11
[applause]01:22:17
[music]01:22:20
leads01:22:22
Valya but01:22:23
actually I semzay season entered the01:22:27
world of the dacha what do you think the man’s departure01:22:30
will be quarreling or something, well, you and I01:22:32
friends somehow everything is about me01:22:37
[music]01:22:39
okay light let's do it this way01:22:44
this year you choose it and I01:22:48
'll try to take khaki01:22:50
[applause]01:22:55
[music]01:22:57
but we continue so Jurmala restaurant01:23:02
romantic dinner woman wait you're under01:23:05
arrest we have to type station01:23:08
I in thorny language, explain first about01:23:12
my business, then under wine,01:23:15
excuse me,01:23:19
excuse me, we’re having a closed event,01:23:22
and when I was knocking down the door for some reason I01:23:25
thought I’d circle01:23:27
Sashenka, and they01:23:29
told me that you went to Jurmala with01:23:32
some beautiful girl,01:23:34
huat people, just to [ __ ]01:23:40
[applause]01:23:43
even what is this this is Varenka my01:23:46
ex who01:23:47
has arrived more01:23:50
you tea01:23:52
ti-ay I have a conscience I was abandoned alone with01:23:56
three children alimony who will pay they01:23:59
have three fathers let them pay01:24:03
don’t dare01:24:06
blaming my illegibility01:24:14
gathered abundantly01:24:16
your own and I brought me, by the way, the01:24:20
coulter of the creatures brought dosage Sasha, it’s01:24:23
true, I thought she would die to see him,01:24:29
don’t pay attention, let’s drink01:24:31
something, but I would like to drink something01:24:33
like this antifreeze01:24:36
avital bring antifreeze but it’s not easy no01:24:40
such a drink let’s01:24:44
drink easily01:24:47
I raise my glass01:24:52
what pour a cow on you01:24:58
if the networks don’t01:25:02
back down from an interesting game01:25:11
[applause]01:25:19
[applause]01:25:24
who01:25:31
did anything prison01:25:34
or adobe is now calling01:25:40
you will be a barbarian in the yard and01:25:46
sashenka in any case something didn’t01:25:50
happen remember what your01:25:53
parents say and what they say Sashenka, if01:25:56
you love us, do everything as this01:25:58
woman01:26:04
Katyusha says,01:26:07
and this one left,01:26:16
it’s a pity that you’re not a man,01:26:19
I loved you, I raved about you, I’m01:26:22
a man,01:26:27
and now I’m interested in more details,01:26:33
not in this sense01:26:40
[applause]01:26:45
I guess I’ll stay here with you, not to01:26:49
stay in Latvia you need to buy01:26:51
real estate or marry a Latvian, I did01:26:53
n’t get the real estate, but01:26:57
I agree to get married,01:27:00
let me buy you a real estate better01:27:04
[applause] why01:27:08
don’t you listen, it’s fate to listen and you are01:27:11
not guilty of anything and I’m letting you go, I01:27:14
but we crossed the road in the wrong place,01:27:17
we laid out the asphalt in the wrong place,01:27:23
laid down the word, what kind of heating,01:27:27
prompting to listen to them,01:27:31
woman, leave me alone, bed01:27:33
or alone, I’m doing this to you01:27:36
[laughter]01:27:49
you misunderstood me, we’ll figure it out,01:27:56
dear passengers, the station building01:27:59
is working cafe rio de janeiro we will serve01:28:02
you with a smile we can always have delicious01:28:05
food01:28:06
[laughter]01:28:09
[music]01:28:12
tanya, come on, let’s go to the01:28:15
parts there are radios in such a heap, like01:28:23
in my village, oh, a girl with01:28:27
men, well, there’s a shortage of everyone, don’t be01:28:32
sorry livers01:28:34
every third person in a mental hospital, are you at all, well,01:28:38
who do you tell me to marry a01:28:41
crazy person? I’m wondering if there will be children, although there is01:28:45
one in the administration who doesn’t drink, Putin Shtol01:28:49
in the portrait of your01:28:55
husband, recently you found a jacket, what did you do01:29:02
now as a result, so yes, everything is fine01:29:06
1 came up, but why help?01:29:12
no, I really don’t understand that my husband is01:29:16
from where are01:29:19
you, Tanya01:29:22
[music]01:29:24
like my folder on a dark night, yes, you are in the01:29:28
forty-third anxious year, so01:29:31
you should, the woman shouted Asya, let’s correct01:29:33
the military man01:29:35
and fell in love, unfortunately01:29:38
for the light01:29:42
and01:29:44
carriages,01:29:46
eggs and in the morning It turned out01:29:50
he’s not mid01:29:54
buy clear look the man from01:29:58
lunch is so blonde but are you my01:30:01
woman to sculpt will pay for the01:30:06
neighbor from 37 which one doesn’t see but mine is01:30:10
at work look I know this for sure,01:30:20
well,01:30:26
come on you were at the last layer banks interest01:30:29
in sweat to the jury table but to drag him he01:30:32
told me the need chacha hello my01:30:36
chatted all night until dawn and01:30:39
imagine once I was defeated taught by my01:30:42
mommy in one thing I only remember the01:30:47
girls what kind of men01:30:50
[music]01:30:58
but I don’t remember which one it happens01:31:02
by the01:31:03
face01:31:06
I’m tired of enduring and01:31:16
don’t have to we need your flowers and01:31:21
call us and01:31:24
forget it01:31:28
[music]01:31:31
well,01:31:44
honestly answer Pashka in the heads of a mechanic,01:31:48
although if you look at it objectively, let us here01:31:51
we are completely different,01:31:54
this is a character01:31:58
[music]01:32:00
obvious, look01:32:02
Natalya Olegovna01:32:05
girls, can you hear this and they are sitting with ours and the miracle01:32:10
is not a girl get over it, this is not01:32:13
Rio de Janeiro01:32:15
[music]01:32:21
[applause]01:32:24
friends, it’s no secret that01:32:26
flight attendants should be polite,01:32:28
beautiful and competent, but there are some01:32:31
flight attendants who don’t owe anyone anything01:32:35
[music]01:32:40
dear passengers and those who are not flying on01:32:43
business in class,01:32:46
fasten your seat belts, we're taking off,01:32:54
raise your back, please01:32:57
[applause]01:32:59
turn off electronic devices, answer01:33:01
why don't you repeat in English you and01:33:05
me just killed in a row of dohc Beijing01:33:08
here are the scales and snot stable spray01:33:12
just the song this is youth01:33:17
woman why are the toilets closed from where do I01:33:20
know maybe we're flying over the city01:33:24
[applause]01:33:26
woman oh my god I'm on01:33:31
the spot boy I'm actually a girl if there's something I don't01:33:35
see what if something01:33:37
this shosh should happen even01:33:40
[laughter]01:33:43
not about caramels they'll smash of course01:33:46
they'll see how I was smashed01:33:57
woman and you What did they bring me in general, I01:34:00
wanted tomato juice and I’m a singer and01:34:02
who would be more offended by01:34:05
something Nikon smells from us and why am I, my husband,01:34:09
afraid of flying, why are the stewards from and01:34:12
let’s go, I love cognac01:34:17
since she quickly sat down and01:34:19
stuck it, we’re taking off and not Well, even the god of01:34:22
the pilot, honestly, what’s going on01:34:25
in general, well, you’re not from him, don’t be01:34:27
angry, he just drank,01:34:29
yes, this is the man’s first flight, what kind of01:34:32
rotten people are you j an01:34:40
incident in the family,01:34:43
hello,01:34:47
how was the alumni meeting,01:34:53
what did you miss me,01:35:05
of course, I missed you for five days there were no01:35:11
hands and we all had such a great time with01:35:14
all kinds of details, Smirnova’s husband01:35:18
got drunk, got into a fight with her husband, what is it, that01:35:22
husbands could also come with mines, their01:35:25
legs were mined,01:35:28
I’m telling you that you could also come with husbands01:35:30
instead, only they01:35:32
broke the rules,01:35:34
why is that? for a long time01:35:37
on the body they remembered that I live with and that’s01:35:43
why you’re not on time before the01:35:47
children are sleeping sleeping at home cleaned cleaned01:35:51
I have why during that01:35:55
son your not clearly01:35:58
milk granny arrived and it’s okay that I01:36:02
arrived 6 years ago01:36:04
6 years young you want to eat01:36:10
for and I want it so bad I don’t think so, you’d01:36:16
think I go every day to the meeting of01:36:19
your followers01:36:24
for and I’m pregnant that01:36:28
you believed everyone for the cause of course I01:36:31
believed it seven times she wasn’t joking here bang she01:36:33
was joking01:36:43
asking them for a jacket let’s buy01:36:46
Olga why did you take the money and the hare and even01:36:50
300001:36:51
from where they only put it aside for a jacket01:36:54
so well, he can sleep quickly he can play01:36:58
said01:37:00
friends those who were born in the city are going to01:37:03
open a good season in nature and those01:37:05
who were born in nature are opening the summer01:37:07
season in the city and so the standard01:37:09
Moscow shopping center01:37:12
[music]01:37:18
about yes, I’m wondering why people need five01:37:22
fingers, really, you should have two but01:37:25
long ones, you could twist it flat like that01:37:29
[music]01:37:32
bro, why did he get up, it’s a child,01:37:38
bro, he’s tired, he’s not lost,01:37:42
that I’m lost, and what do we have to do01:37:48
with him? you're talking, he's lost01:37:50
for him now, it's bad boy, go01:37:53
where01:37:57
if he gets lost among near the fountain and01:38:01
or near these,01:38:09
well, the fountain gets tired and near these01:38:14
fountains, not in all shopping centers, but you are01:38:17
everywhere01:38:19
[applause]01:38:22
[music]01:38:23
[applause]01:38:25
okay, let him stand It doesn’t interfere with01:38:29
the nationality of01:38:31
Chechens and01:38:34
Italians01:38:41
and Chechens, we are simply often confused by these people,01:38:45
usually where do you live.01:38:49
and you are far away,01:38:51
this heart is in the mainstream, and you can go to school with me,01:38:55
what do they insult you there,01:38:58
what no, you just need to learn, you don’t01:39:00
know where the heart is01:39:02
[music] [01:39:03
applause]01:39:07
[music]01:39:10
bro, that’s what you teach me and you’re nobody to01:39:14
me mother, you are my father, you have a01:39:22
neat name for me, like the words about you01:39:26
changed mehran beautiful 0 x yes, well then the01:39:32
words are also beautiful01:39:34
[music]01:39:38
listening, go for a walk with him in the shopping01:39:40
center, maybe you’ll find your mother and I01:39:42
’ll wait for her here for now okay and01:39:46
about Nadya, why put on an outfit, and on the street, has01:39:50
it already started? The series is01:39:57
black, it started on the belly01:40:02
and01:40:07
where did you get it from? You could01:40:10
buy it for the child, actually, I bought it01:40:15
for him, thanks, boy, stop feeding the Caucasus,01:40:19
boy,01:40:27
come on, don’t feel sorry, but he needs glucose for his brain,01:40:37
I I want to find his mother,01:40:57
he’s already fed up with me,01:40:59
listen, go give an announcement, a01:41:01
great plan, only this one costs 100 rubles01:41:04
and you have to write the text yourself, but01:41:06
write then01:41:09
deliver 100 rubles01:41:11
for don’t disgrace yourself01:41:13
boys, 100 rubles01:41:19
everyone listens to the01:41:23
announcements, the boy is lost, well, the capes are also01:41:26
lost, the buckle costs shorter it's01:41:28
flying around and then the boys got to us, they'll give you a bath,01:41:31
you'll hear, hurry up, Belris, we're not here01:41:34
for long either, about 15-20 minutes from01:41:37
normal,01:41:45
the word mom, I finally found you,01:41:48
and01:41:50
who are these, my friends, expiration01:41:55
from Chechnya,01:42:00
surrender to Russia, I01:42:03
don’t even know how to thank you, I do01:42:06
n’t need to nothing thanks to the expanse of splashes01:42:11
[music]01:42:12
[applause]01:42:17
Moscow has changed so much01:42:20
lately everyone is always in a hurry somewhere and01:42:23
no one cares about other people’s problems and how good it is01:42:26
that there are such Chechens who have so much01:42:30
free time,01:42:32
dear friends, and according to the good old01:42:35
tradition in in the office of Vladimir01:42:38
Vladimirovich Putin,01:42:42
Vladimir Vladimirovich, here are01:42:44
the documents for you to sign, so to speak,01:42:47
by the way, you asked me to remind you now01:42:49
the news will be on TV01:43:03
[applause]01:43:17
[applause]01:44:21
oh, and why can’t I switch it01:44:24
[music]01:44:28
for us, we are most often called01:44:30
aliens and sometimes aliens01:44:33
they kidnap people in order to study them better01:44:36
and so imagine the aliens kidnapped01:44:38
not the best example01:44:44
[music]01:44:48
Valina Lifa01:44:53
[applause]01:45:01
guarded01:45:04
by the eyes Jacques accepted01:45:14
so if you attack us you have a hut01:45:22
you know that a Russian special forces officer01:45:27
is able to hold his breath under water for01:45:30
2 hours01:45:32
[music]01:45:39
[applause]01:45:44
in short, like this, two hours01:45:52
and the men are the same men,01:45:57
I’m just saying that if you’re a woman, you’re so into01:46:01
girls and you’re left,01:46:13
Alla,01:46:21
no, well, you have a friend, of course01:46:26
[applause]01:46:28
in this photo,01:46:33
my wife remembers to call, I need01:46:37
to be useful, aliens abducted me01:46:43
drunk,01:46:45
well, think about it, it’s a coincidence,01:46:57
and the01:46:59
women01:47:01
of hell, and where the maple makes noise over the river01:47:07
wave,01:47:10
we were talking, we’re01:47:15
not on cool music, cool, and you’re a cool freak,01:47:27
one thing’s a pity, but I can’t tell anyone about you01:47:31
for the second time, I’m in a mental hospital, I can’t,01:47:37
I knew that it wouldn’t be possible at your finals01:47:40
rely therefore, I invited a01:47:42
person here to our stage without whom01:47:44
our final would not have happened, meet our01:47:46
fellow countryman, the mayor of Moscow, Sergei Semyonovich01:47:48
Sobyanin,01:47:51
yes01:47:53
[applause]01:48:01
good evening, good evening, everyone.01:48:04
we don’t have these gold medals, we don’t have01:48:07
yours on the Christmas tree, I guess so I’ll01:48:11
take this opportunity, I want to01:48:14
congratulate everyone on the upcoming01:48:15
New Year from the first channel and present medals from the Moscow mayor’s office,01:48:19
for example, these01:48:22
two medals I want to present to both Gufu and Timati,01:48:30
they’re such a clip about Moscow was removed Muscovites01:48:33
watched and understood the clip bad oil01:48:35
good01:48:39
fellows so pass it on means01:48:42
go wash and pass someone lips and01:48:43
passes to the commands from Kamani here01:48:48
[applause]01:48:51
here in short pants December on01:48:55
hand it over to Guf means this is this to Dima01:48:59
Bilan01:49:00
for concert in Samara01:49:05
for the fact that they01:49:08
built playgrounds with childish actions and01:49:10
Moscow is here and he is here every now and then, thank01:49:12
God the oil has nothing to do with it01:49:15
so who will pass on Bilan and here is the googoosh to pass on01:49:18
there knocked out on pass on01:49:26
so give these four medals to the01:49:29
spare brothers mod who01:49:31
trains tigers then why are there 4 and there are two of them,01:49:35
okay, already two, it’s01:49:39
a pity okay,01:49:44
so this means Lepsu for his work,01:49:47
this is Gazmanov for his work, these are your01:49:52
keys, they are inside for that, that’s enough, that’s all, I’m01:49:56
just going through the list,01:49:58
so one thing is for me, give me a medal, I’ll give it to a friend01:50:03
Vladimir Vladimirovich01:50:06
so give me one more01:50:10
[applause]01:50:17
Skadi meet the press secretary of01:50:21
the President of the Russian Federation01:50:23
Dmitry Sergeevich Peskov01:50:26
[music]01:50:54
good evening hello it01:51:02
seemed01:51:10
unfortunately President Putin01:51:12
will not be in Kolyma today, now at a very01:51:14
important meeting to resolve very important01:51:16
issues but also rocks01:51:24
by the way, today I also could not be on01:51:26
anyone and not if someone and the jury did not take01:51:29
the keys to the house01:51:42
team to you question why are you distracting people from01:51:45
the government from their direct01:51:47
duties here is also anil ask01:51:51
why you are inviting to KVN to whom should you01:51:54
invite what well-known rings I01:51:57
absolutely agree with you absolutely I don’t01:52:00
know but I’m good quotes not Azamat01:52:02
Musagaliev good Kalinchik01:52:05
talented01:52:11
funny01:52:13
or here are the shadows of the old ones and01:52:16
later watch here please remember the01:52:18
day is healthy this is who01:52:21
Sergey Semyonovich I think you01:52:24
know perfectly well who the day is and great I must01:52:27
remember this is a freak, yes, I do01:52:33
n’t think so, let’s say01:52:36
at night, so well, here you are a freak of screws, well,01:52:41
why are you saying that, this is your01:52:44
opinion, my opinion that he is not only my01:52:46
opinion, the turbine has formed such an opinion, I01:52:48
’ll hand over the lessons, well, that is, you think that the01:52:51
people let's stop let's go to the goose01:52:53
we will quarrel together over01:52:55
some freak grab hold of it01:52:58
means so dear team to you we01:53:02
wish you good luck success01:53:04
forward01:53:19
you lay down good luck and success forward to victory01:53:22
you have something to say yes yes01:53:27
[applause]01:53:31
[music]01:53:33
andmany01:53:40
in short, the boys did their best and01:53:43
then01:53:45
[applause]01:53:55
dear friends of intellectual noise01:53:57
television is very popular and this is01:54:00
obvious, but the fact that one of these shows was01:54:02
recently filmed in Kazakhstan is01:54:04
incredible01:54:08
[music] [applause]01:54:13
[music]01:54:17
good evening on the air the intellectual01:54:20
show itself is smart for 100 for 100 not and I am his01:54:25
host and punish them01:54:28
there and gentlemen, I imagine smart, subtle01:54:32
intellectual people and I01:54:34
see Kumar and Nordau summer in front of me,01:54:43
so attention today is a very important game,01:54:45
we determine the smartest Kazakh01:54:49
attention01:54:50
final battle01:54:52
nurdaulet before we start the game01:54:55
let me ask you have a question to give01:54:57
a nurdaulet why in a bow tie and you can and01:55:01
after the program in theaters I’ll go in01:55:04
okay then why in a tracksuit01:55:06
or maybe I won’t go01:55:09
good as everyone is ready for01:55:11
attention I ask the first question01:55:15
name the main element in group 201:55:17
group of that period periodic01:55:18
system of chemical elements seen01:55:20
facade number four three two such rebuff01:55:21
got to the gray color of copper01:55:30
is correct01:55:36
what is correct is correct you say01:55:40
good kumar for ready yes so let's go01:55:44
we start which sea animals01:55:47
release a fountain when exhaling code wrong01:55:49
whale and just a little bit almost guessed01:55:51
now I Sasha01:55:53
attention next question finish the01:55:55
song waste waste we are bringing a whale with us01:55:59
wrong what is a little bit01:56:03
and so the next question is the ancestor of the01:56:06
elephant elephant01:56:09
wrong mammoth no need to call names01:56:12
please01:56:13
I’m the first to start calling names01:56:24
I’m moving on to the next question boys01:56:27
gather your attention question the principle of01:56:30
its operation is not your sticks01:56:31
[laughter]01:56:35
[applause]01:56:38
I don’t understand what the Sagra made me laugh is an01:56:41
ebony or a stick I’ll repeat the question01:56:45
the principle of operation01:56:47
[laughter]01:56:52
[applause]01:56:56
okay I’m moving to another area so01:56:59
attention a completely new area of our01:57:01
game area of geometry quarrels rock 201:57:05
such areas01:57:07
are crazy brotherly, it’s not stupid, name two01:57:11
straight lines that never intersect01:57:13
less often, to01:57:16
hell with you,01:57:18
I accept the answer because otherwise we will01:57:20
never finish this program 1001:57:23
crumbles, let’s move on to the next question, what,01:57:29
according to the saying, flies when the godless01:57:33
savannah has wood chips and those when the forest is cut down by a01:57:37
plane with a utility that01:57:40
kumar one more question01:57:43
please name the author of the picture saturn01:57:47
eats children01:57:49
you don’t like me yes you can say hello01:57:55
hello Dima01:58:02
Lord Nordau years old question 40 said the01:58:07
bullet is a fool and the bayonet is a fool thank you01:58:12
Dana this dear fellow is a bayonet well done01:58:15
and I and you are a fool01:58:18
and bullet oh my next question Kumar I01:58:22
already ask you to01:58:24
please finish the logical chain.01:58:35
What . chain01:58:39
chain chain please tell me01:58:43
what are we doing here we have been01:58:45
filming this program for three days already we have01:58:47
n’t even recorded two minutes yet why all this is just01:58:50
to understand the shade analogue of Aries01:58:54
[applause]01:58:56
I really like you01:58:59
if we put everything aside quickly then you01:59:01
will see right away and I I would like them to stay01:59:04
longer, that’s why I’m stupid, but in general,01:59:07
Kazakhs are easy to manipulate as if with01:59:10
verified adverbial phrases01:59:11
in complex sentences,01:59:18
and01:59:19
you already did this very well, kumar,01:59:22
and this is not difficult, a Kazakh in love01:59:25
becomes such a fool01:59:27
[applause]01:59:28
[music]01:59:29
Tina, this is a01:59:43
nurdaulet for you, and you fell in love too no I01:59:47
really know01:59:49
[music]01:59:51
[applause]01:59:52
everything is just in some places with a special01:59:56
beautiful voice damn you latte friends01:59:59
[applause]02:00:00
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