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diesel00:00:13
shorts00:00:23
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Egor Grigorievich like the sharpest scythe00:00:40
in the region00:00:42
Evgeny Ivanovich like the fastest00:00:45
boiler in the city00:00:47
I think I warned you00:00:50
not to see you on my territory anymore00:00:52
and [music]00:00:55
poplars have become too crowded for us00:00:58
yours you any clearing dough fat man00:01:05
it's time to shorten your long tongue00:01:15
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well, now we will decide who is the owner of the00:02:13
green zone00:02:14
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now on this clearing of the new tire00:02:39
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pay attention to the old traveler00:03:02
it’s him00:03:06
then he’s the one00:03:09
I’ll deal with him00:03:13
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now you’re here for the main son I’m00:03:57
like you are00:04:00
waiting for me new adventures00:04:04
home a lot of evil and injustice and00:04:07
uncut grass00:04:09
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[applause]00:04:19
you saved me again take care of yourself son00:04:23
this is a very cruel world00:04:26
of public services00:04:30
[music]00:04:53
diesel00:04:55
shorts00:04:59
[music]00:05:08
and she invited me to the park to play sports00:05:11
or you're waiting for someone q1 another doesn't00:05:15
bother you that you constantly said that00:05:18
you can't meet anyone and I'm00:05:21
in your brain00:05:24
[music]00:05:25
look and learn00:05:31
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[music]00:05:51
saw him seen00:05:53
still looks at me00:05:57
like that now I have you too, he’s a bullet,00:06:02
actually, he’s00:06:03
already filled me up, let’s find someone00:06:07
else,00:06:08
wait, I like it, I really feel00:06:11
Sean, my Julia, I’m not sure that you00:06:15
can get it out of his head, we don’t00:06:18
forget to00:06:19
get it out00:06:21
easily00:06:22
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Yulia go before pick up the shuttlecock the best00:06:35
he carries00:06:37
me, I had 2 shuttlecocks so00:06:42
look at the essence of what you supposedly get it, you run out00:06:46
into your00:06:50
eyes, blink, go down, bend down,00:06:53
rise up and and she’s just collecting00:06:57
Benton very much me at school basketball00:07:00
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oh excuse me, but my girlfriend and I00:07:26
were playing basketball00:07:28
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it looks like they are taking some kind of pills;00:07:46
basketball is not a giant;00:07:48
well, I and anger can shoot00:07:51
[music]00:08:02
oh, you see, my friend and I were00:08:05
shooting there; they won’t take away the sound00:08:08
[music] there’s00:08:19
no way everything is right or necessary00:08:21
he had an arrow from his finger, you know, this is not the00:08:24
best option, but a sports projectile00:08:28
is good, I can also throw a cannonball, Yulia, and a cannonball,00:08:34
this is not an option to get acquainted,00:08:37
we bet for 200 hryvnia that the option is for00:08:43
me for a cannonball for 1 one of the smarter ones before00:08:47
the meeting, there are00:08:56
some nachos that are normal00:09:00
ok, like,00:09:05
at least he doesn’t feel sorry for him, he’ll00:09:08
come by00:09:14
[music]00:09:40
hi, I00:09:42
see cradle, how are you doing,00:09:45
okay, you owe me 200 hryvnia,00:09:49
meet me, this is Zhenya,00:09:53
Zhenya, this is the same friend, she’s the one00:09:56
through whom we met00:09:59
thanks to xii and sports00:10:08
[music]00:10:15
I need someone- then he wants00:10:19
[music]00:10:22
diesel00:10:24
shorts00:10:28
give your son neither a nail nor a rod00:10:32
[music]00:10:36
come on don’t accelerate so hard the Yankees I’m driving in00:10:43
[music]00:10:46
the crossing is slowing down00:10:57
what are00:11:00
you doing chicken00:11:04
come on too good00:11:08
son you can’t talk to girls00:11:12
explosion you say00:11:16
[music]00:11:17
in short here it’s mutual00:11:21
let’s separate in an amicable way, let's00:11:26
go to the right, I bought it, I didn't buy it00:11:29
[music]00:11:39
apologize, he's not in a good mood in the morning, let's be small00:11:45
for traffic rules,00:11:47
junior sergeant and tracking your00:11:49
documents, the00:11:50
reason for the stop00:11:52
[music]00:11:53
my school00:11:55
[music]00:11:57
speeding00:11:59
speeding00:12:01
stop would tell the lens00:12:05
fisherman IT struggled00:12:08
settle down video recording violation but it’s00:12:14
clear from the parents no you could go00:12:18
you’ll go when I give permission why00:12:21
is there no license plate knowledge where is the first aid kit00:12:24
where are your documents and00:12:26
you’re not yet wearing a seat belt, well that means we’ll00:12:31
draw up a report my school00:12:35
comrade junior sergeant maybe we can somehow00:12:38
agree00:12:40
you can agree00:12:42
5 this is not robbery00:12:46
Protocol 2 well,00:12:51
damn, everything is like in life and00:12:55
punish00:12:58
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joked and stop writing, don’t let me00:13:05
attack, I have that kind of money,00:13:09
son, you’re out and paying, I think he00:13:15
’ll agree to the candy, and the game also00:13:18
refuses to pay you, it will solve the problem,00:13:22
I’d better understand the mask, but here it is and the red00:13:25
car is parked on the lawn tone and your00:13:31
[music]00:13:33
immediately nice let's do the log houses00:13:37
give the boys 300 grams and you and I closed00:13:41
very much on the protocol00:13:44
[music]00:13:46
how00:13:49
we drove without00:13:50
[music] let's00:13:59
go the driver of the00:14:02
happy road00:14:04
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didn’t understand and the00:14:20
thieves of the city you studied small and about00:14:25
contempt for him until minus nine00:14:28
diamonds understood how the street00:14:30
I wish you and your son a happy00:14:34
journey00:14:36
to me and my son00:14:39
[music]00:14:44
you and00:14:47
your son still have the fruit ashu but were driving home00:14:52
like00:15:01
this is the tooth of others you sho number inn for the00:15:03
petiole all my feathers were healthy and00:15:09
1100:15:10
[music]00:15:12
we still issue a protocol for him,00:15:15
I think that he parked on the gas, the00:15:18
hungry00:15:20
young man, that is, she is fire and00:15:22
can park you, direction00:15:25
2,00:15:26
let’s go, son, I’ll be ticking,00:15:30
let’s have your day, jump up the pack,00:15:33
let’s lay it out, well, sho you I left and come on come on come on00:15:39
stand he she stand behind the click00:15:45
[music]00:15:49
diesel00:15:51
shorts00:15:57
let's go to the route de memory00:16:05
healthy shop Arkadyich Daruma hasn't seen you for a long time00:16:09
how are you doing okay here's Brutus for a00:16:13
walk grandson00:16:16
dog Brut00:16:19
you grandson dog you yourself a dog is a00:16:24
dog, a00:16:27
dog of the market will be, and I00:16:32
already understood, Kati, however, in the rear of this potbelly stove,00:16:37
something is wrong with our country for 50 houses and you can’t00:16:41
live, I wanted a dog from the bay,00:16:44
so this is not mine, I’m just walking with him in this00:16:49
business, I’m00:16:52
like, what’s wrong with poverty00:16:56
[music]00:16:58
I00:16:59
walk dogs00:17:01
for money and00:17:03
I feel good, I’m always in the fresh air,00:17:08
and it’s a00:17:09
good increase in pension, and they00:17:14
pay a lot,00:17:18
hourly pay,00:17:21
sometimes 1000 a day in Ukraine,00:17:25
oh, how many of00:17:28
these on the left stung00:17:30
1000 a day,00:17:32
that’s me, that’s me, a month in total one and a half00:17:36
I get the same thing you get it turns out00:17:41
in our country dogs are valued more than a00:17:43
pensioner, well, that means I don’t know, but00:17:48
they are fed better, this is a fact of00:17:52
shushi mechano, let me take him for a walk and00:17:57
like, you’ll have a rest,00:18:00
a chance, you’re not in a registry office for a cool business, if00:18:05
you want to do business,00:18:07
advertise and occupy and there is a00:18:12
whole park of these for the client thank you00:18:18
advertisement announcement00:18:23
[music]00:18:26
hello dogs you walk up to00:18:29
100 hryvnia part no question about upgrade00:18:33
please with mine for a couple of hours while I00:18:36
need to hit the road come on well that’s00:18:39
great here00:18:42
they are cute here is00:18:44
our gra00:18:47
here is a good dog he won’t eat me and I don’t00:18:53
have any bones,00:18:56
you don’t like me, how about taking a walk, bring the question to the00:18:59
address he has here, ours, not in the00:19:03
same place, and pay off00:19:05
about cats, he doesn’t like them very much, so00:19:09
if suddenly a cat, hold the leash00:19:11
tighter, parting for good walks, axial,00:19:13
I almost don’t like them either00:19:17
that beast00:19:20
let's meet his hibiscus whose name is yours00:19:28
[laughter] [music]00:19:53
[music]00:20:03
[applause]00:20:04
[music]00:20:07
and here are the orcs00:20:10
[music]00:20:16
just sit there and take a walk in the sheep's skin00:20:20
[music]00:20:25
drags on here, keep your 20 hryvnia00:20:30
let's come here00:20:32
dude ok 20 hryvnia I said 100 hryvnia an00:20:36
hour like this 10 minutes force walked for a00:20:39
meeting cancel the tiny one returned let's go00:20:45
how to dress I00:20:47
almost forgot ir indicate in the advertisement the00:20:54
breed and weight of the dog00:20:56
so as not to walk with big ones but00:20:59
before you couldn’t remember there00:21:05
schuco somewhere jaw it happened00:21:08
[music]00:21:11
someone is00:21:13
itching to go00:21:18
home, you and I want to00:21:21
walk for three hours so that00:21:26
grandma earns money and the00:21:30
dead man. now go00:21:33
listen okay let's00:21:35
go to this old fart let's help00:21:39
find his teeth let's sniff00:21:45
from you00:21:47
let's sculpt00:21:52
[music]00:21:56
diesel00:21:59
shorts00:22:03
and00:22:04
they say fines us for barbecue00:22:08
someone who needs us here00:22:11
someone will see and the police on Stas who the00:22:15
police this time quarantine, the police00:22:18
here were running around insuring everyone, and now00:22:20
they have plenty of other places where people can be robbed00:22:23
[music]00:22:25
I suggest it’s better00:22:28
to speed up the process and to relieve00:22:32
stress,00:22:34
so what’s going on here, how is00:22:41
Senior Lieutenant Gashenko violating00:22:44
that yes, all the00:22:48
lighting of fires in a public place is00:22:50
level and meat drinking alcoholic00:22:52
beverages is all prohibited so we will00:22:55
draw up a protocol; we won’t00:22:59
why we don’t fry anything here or00:23:03
drink anything; we actually came here to00:23:06
merge with nature, so to speak; we are these00:23:09
yogis00:23:12
who are from the south00:23:15
before we come here, we read mantras over the00:23:18
coals, we go to all sorts of poses, twisting with00:23:24
you, as I understand it, too, I am you,00:23:28
the flowing one,00:23:33
you mean, promote me to the 10th level of yoga00:23:38
level God, as far00:23:41
as I know, they don’t00:23:43
eat it for meat, well, that’s00:23:48
right, you know, we also brought it to the Sudans, and00:23:52
why?00:23:55
We will cremate00:23:58
someone, a pig, well, the Indian yogis have a00:24:03
sacred animal, the Ukrainian cow, they00:24:09
worry me, I lived in perfect harmony, and then00:24:13
the brother of the all-00:24:17
headed pig is like for a three-year-old,00:24:20
so it’s not all the00:24:22
mother-in-law, the00:24:24
soulless person took most of the00:24:28
pork jellied meat, took it away, well, the darkness does not00:24:30
form what you want I need bread I do00:24:33
n’t at all yogis don’t drink00:24:37
at all and00:24:40
what is this what is this this00:24:44
floor antiseptic fire water we00:24:48
wash my mass00:24:50
Momo-chan is big yes well00:24:56
dear yugas let’s conduct an00:24:59
investigative experiment00:25:01
without me I haven’t reached such enlightenment yet00:25:07
Well then, we’ll do this with you,00:25:11
closet, why00:25:16
now press your left leg and right arm00:25:19
up,00:25:25
we’ll assume that the pose is the path of enlightenment,00:25:27
horror, then we’ll move on to the next pose00:25:31
of meaning, what00:25:34
is theater and tore it up,00:25:38
I just haven’t warmed up, and so I can be00:25:42
stored, and00:25:43
what is this,00:25:46
let me I’ll guess, there00:25:49
weren’t any nails in the store, she had to00:25:51
lie down with something sharp,00:25:53
so let’s lie down,00:25:56
or is it still the protocol?00:26:00
Let’s go to bed,00:26:11
you live, concentrate, damn,00:26:15
distract me all the time, let’s00:26:18
help me get up,00:26:21
let’s see00:26:26
how the chakras have opened, it00:26:29
means you can continue and00:26:33
continue00:26:34
what what coals of yoga they look so fond of walking on them00:26:39
or is it still a coal protocol00:26:44
so maybe there’s no need for a00:26:49
real yogi to be00:26:51
afraid of nothing00:27:05
[music]00:27:13
what’s quiet, I’m convinced that you’re a real00:27:17
yogi00:27:20
[music]00:27:23
this is disinfection00:27:29
I’ll be happy to oversee the cremation of the00:27:32
sacred among I can even help,00:27:35
well that we are pouring the body into the fire00:27:39
or are we still drawing up a report00:27:54
[music] a00:28:01
tough cop got caught, they are00:28:04
measuring me, I thought that you would end us in a fire, take off your clothes,00:28:07
that about 90 kilograms of meat00:28:10
costs easier, it’s easier to knock it out,00:28:14
that the men are quiet there, there are00:28:19
coals just style00:28:21
[music] I00:28:25
’ll do yoga for you00:28:30
[music]00:28:43
[music]00:28:45
diesel00:28:48
shorts00:28:52
hag hag everything is clear the way is clear00:28:56
welcome00:28:59
targa hag00:29:01
I repeat everything clear the way is clear welcome00:29:05
as you can hear normally you can hear I know what00:29:10
you00:29:14
can start an operation00:29:17
code-named00:29:19
sushi for old ladies00:29:24
listen almost doubt we started help00:29:27
we won’t but we started doubt she00:29:31
covered00:29:33
75 years and something in life she saw in a wheelbarrow and00:29:37
potatoes00:29:41
on a rope and well let's go00:29:43
what what on the Internet they said I heard00:29:48
from life you need to get the most out of and that's how00:29:54
much they get 2,300 for a communal apartment00:29:57
how much do you pay at Yoshi's there is she food00:30:02
how much rent what and for her, the00:30:07
cheapest sushi is 140 and and and00:30:14
and this is without fish with cucumbers00:30:18
so my plan is the00:30:20
only chance and you and I can00:30:23
try the tape and sushi clearly00:30:28
persuaded according to that, too,00:30:31
remember the plan in-line from them forward fighter00:30:36
Nikitishna Borodin to dry let me go to00:30:40
the left who is on the marriage00:30:43
[music]00:30:45
Nikitishna is going, she is going to the original ones, Yurovka is going00:30:57
and00:30:58
later than00:31:01
lifting,00:31:03
let’s wait, let’s let 2 lift00:31:10
up,00:31:12
we’re leading00:31:15
now to raise00:31:16
the region00:31:20
here you’ll leave, understand00:31:25
something didn’t work, what’s wrong, you00:31:29
raised it too high, you big guy, it’s okay first00:31:34
damn lumpy00:31:35
in position I want to eat00:31:44
[music]00:31:49
[applause]00:31:51
[music]00:31:57
kuku00:32:00
we who are00:32:02
teriyaki in a coat, that’s00:32:10
bad luck00:32:14
and the00:32:15
parents couldn’t put the fork down00:32:18
normally what kind of deal they gave Japanese food00:32:22
they all eat with chopsticks00:32:24
the culture is such and the power of00:32:28
what kind of leader in Japan they have00:32:33
beets it doesn’t grow, don’t00:32:36
care about the00:32:39
gift,00:32:41
first you have to dip it in this slurry, I00:32:45
saw this muck on TV, come on, it’s00:33:00
amazingly00:33:02
delicious, it’s definitely normal,00:33:08
it’s better to give this prisoner as00:33:12
it is and00:33:15
[music]00:33:17
where did the deprived00:33:21
pension fund go, the00:33:23
very lair of the beast,00:33:27
young for the pension fund something, yes,00:33:30
I had sushi and they brought it to our regular customers,00:33:33
not kefir, and00:33:35
now I realized who, at our expense, dry it00:33:40
sharply, this is early and00:33:42
I tried all the00:33:46
sushi, I touched, so to speak, a00:33:50
luxurious life and I realized that it’s enough for you and me to be00:33:54
in00:33:56
poverty, it’s00:33:58
time for us to get rich and00:34:01
in shock you’re offering00:34:05
We're going to rob the pension fund,00:34:08
Michalna, what's the solver over your shoulder, what have I00:34:14
been paying these waters all my life, she's00:34:17
now throwing these pennies at me, that's enough to00:34:22
endure, you00:34:24
have to go and take what's yours,00:34:27
no, of course, I don't mind taking what's mine, but00:34:31
what are we, the pension fund is a stick and let's go00:34:34
scale,00:34:36
I have one idea00:34:39
[music]00:34:50
[music]00:34:53
understand, we’re00:34:55
waiting to let the policeman in 2g00:35:00
[music]00:35:07
wake up00:35:08
[music]00:35:19
[music] the00:35:27
Cossacks are already crazy,00:35:30
good night,00:35:36
in such clothes,00:35:39
let us pass the exam for the exam, they didn’t recognize them,00:35:43
let’s go rather to the pension fund00:35:45
soon lunch starts here ahead and00:35:48
cover it with luxury and rich00:35:53
[music]00:36:02
diesel00:36:05
shorts00:36:09
and just a00:36:17
little behind the black eye00:36:20
so purple and00:36:24
yesterday we00:36:26
had [ __ ], I count my00:36:30
sparring partner by the hand and so like this and00:36:33
with the eyes of such00:36:36
me. it’s just a black eye and he has a00:36:41
broken one, and00:36:43
yesterday I was in hand-to-hand combat with three people, why are00:36:48
you00:36:50
deceiving me, but they’re not deceiving me at all, they00:36:53
really threw it at me with three of them, like they threw it at me 0 100:36:57
1 inflated each other with the other leg 300:37:02
3 times with their00:37:03
hand, in short, buying a creek to come to him for a00:37:07
suffocating painful hold00:37:11
class,00:37:13
don’t forget to knock out the pill from and while you00:37:15
were showing shortness of breath appeared thank you00:37:22
great garbage00:37:27
what kind of people and without a convoy00:37:32
Kabarda swearing everyone in the zone is trampling and00:37:35
talking I’m pricking your tongue I’m teasing one00:37:39
flashlight is not enough now 2 I’ll put it so that the00:37:42
lights of the floor somewhere don’t be rude to you to come00:37:45
confessing00:37:49
I want admit to a complete robbery00:37:54
here are the grandmas and here are the trunks00:37:57
let's write this piece of paper with a pen, this is some kind of00:38:01
hoax, the00:38:10
money looks like it's not00:38:16
real, you're putting00:38:25
the history of the real ones, you're offending me, but I want them to00:38:30
give me a document that the standard one00:38:33
was accepted according to the law, that it's being cleaned on me today00:38:36
hubba hen type but of course00:38:40
dear you are my man come in, come through the00:38:43
officer's seat, sit down, have a seat, here's a00:38:47
sheet for you, please, here's a pen that writes like00:38:51
Van,00:38:52
how many are there 3 lyama00:38:55
pieces, five guns, and to00:38:58
hell with00:39:00
the floor, come for the floor, it's not a matter of course, no00:39:04
rank, they'll give you a bonus at sea, it's clear and00:39:09
something They will also give me a star debut,00:39:13
they will give me how it is formalized, how to write I am a00:39:16
boar or dad, dad, dad, sports, write in the00:39:20
groove above 5 petrenko,00:39:23
the boar himself surrenders,00:39:26
publishes all the loot00:39:29
than you and I here too, they screamed00:39:32
that I was hallucinating,00:39:35
pinch me, that’s00:39:46
all00:39:50
we have, it’s00:39:56
clear who you have a male here in the cave00:40:01
and who is going to the00:40:05
roof of the mess Petrenko here is like a man00:40:09
and where is no one now he will formalize everything he00:40:13
will receive a title and a bonus from00:40:19
the arrow I also want the state in the fall so the00:40:23
title is a prize 6 4 listeners that you00:40:26
are listening to him you calm down everything will be okay00:40:28
everything is fine, everything is fine, calm down,00:40:31
I understand, you00:40:38
understand who you are, an officer just in clicks00:40:40
1, you got it, you will get it from me, you will get it, you will get it, calmly,00:40:47
calmly,00:40:49
think about the future,00:40:51
okay, all you really are is let’s00:40:55
peace00:40:59
[music]00:41:01
got to know how to raise your hand to an officer,00:41:04
I got it, you looked on00:41:07
[music]00:41:08
oh tyzh patlataya fact bastard ransom00:41:13
seconds class icon acne bungler's daughter00:41:15
I'll ask you now I00:41:18
grabbed00:41:24
[music]00:41:33
let's not shoot from a grenade launcher in a00:41:37
closed room00:41:39
let's00:41:56
[music]00:42:02
[music]00:42:07
Maharaja recovered actually he00:42:10
called you a nit and00:42:14
I'm sorry00:42:22
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ah00:42:56
[music]00:43:00
great rau leaves give kabuto to the00:43:05
cinema, put him in the cinema until the cops you're like small children,00:43:12
you can't leave weapons to you, but I00:43:19
think I'll leave some money for you, I came in for some00:43:23
vitamins00:43:24
[music]00:43:28
class00:43:30
is not the evening and a sight for sore eyes00:43:36
[music]00:43:38
diesel00:43:41
shorts00:43:45
and na-na-na-na we get a criminal horde turned on, there’s00:43:50
no such point in the toy00:43:54
they’re playing this I’m better at00:43:57
damn it to the guys for you they stabbed00:44:05
everything with a knife I’m completely overworked I’m going home it’s00:44:08
time to00:44:09
turn it off you’re leaving of course How about night00:44:12
duty,00:44:13
my whole shift is over, this partner,00:44:16
we’re really a little sick, so you00:44:19
’ll be on duty today, you take care00:44:20
of yourself so that you don’t run away,00:44:23
God forbid, let’s do it until the wild boar, wait, don’t00:44:26
leave, I won’t give up 100:44:30
million here. I'm afraid I'm not afraid00:44:33
[music] you're00:44:36
a little afraid you're a wild boar a man00:44:41
who could squeeze the mobile phone from a boxer00:44:44
with whom we'll take away the flies with swear words a man is00:44:46
killed just a wild boar that got stuck in00:44:49
the window during a robbery and ran away along with00:44:51
the window do00:44:52
n't make me laugh, just wait for now00:44:56
what00:44:58
's okay, I'll give you a little point here It’s just that00:45:04
there are rumors in the area that there is a ghost of a Nerzhi cop in your department,00:45:09
well, really, everyone is00:45:12
talking about this, your00:45:15
crime rates have decreased, but so, well, you00:45:19
think that the fact that you00:45:20
work so [ __ ] well is understandable, but00:45:23
everyone is just afraid to come here to you in00:45:26
the department it’s00:45:29
seriously00:45:31
normal you were hit over the head with a baton during the00:45:34
arrest okay boar everyone00:45:37
good night00:45:41
black it’s a ghost it’s here00:45:47
like a resistor it’s a draft gang diesel00:45:52
[music]00:45:56
the pillow is also through yes00:45:59
no it’s us the wiring is old and always00:46:04
glitches00:46:05
okay now I I’ll find the lanterns00:46:09
as if we have oh00:46:18
[music]00:46:21
what is this sign of our funding00:46:24
that has died damn it for the second month now00:46:27
repeat joking yomayo00:46:31
this is00:46:34
well00:46:35
I think it’s also a draft00:46:40
through I even there the window is broken and00:46:49
[music]00:46:52
also through the00:46:56
cheap one Jacob is calling to say so00:47:00
glass order glass and00:47:02
they began to make a team00:47:08
[music]00:47:09
when to call00:47:11
them here is a business card here is a specialist in00:47:15
bringing call now I’ll call you if you00:47:20
call a fire you’re an idiot utyazhin be loved00:47:33
[music]00:47:40
hello your help urgently before you00:47:45
sweat in the world you00:47:48
come faster00:47:54
[ music]00:47:57
and00:48:03
these four00:48:06
batteries are already running low on the flashlight,00:48:13
hearing and are you sure that you00:48:16
will stop the ghost with a pistol, I00:48:20
know if something happens, I’ll hit you in the leg and while00:48:25
the ghost is eating you up, the cube will be the00:48:27
document, these would be the key ones in the00:48:31
logical cage, but I’m still just on00:48:34
principle for you a lot of sleeping understandable00:48:37
developing00:48:39
devils ghost00:48:42
[music]00:48:46
burdenko are you not me what’s the boss me00:48:51
everything is legal legal business forms00:48:53
more documents everything is fine don’t00:48:56
esicho don’t like it I’ll go00:49:00
listen to the greyhounds here we really have how it happens00:49:03
halen happens complete up to 1 hour let’s take the00:49:07
boss working professional oh00:49:15
here somewhere now00:49:19
[music] you’re00:49:23
catching me here carrying out or00:49:26
came by the vacuum cleaners00:49:34
I realized00:49:35
[music]00:49:38
here is a ghost00:49:41
sense and I’m Shurik to such I knew that I had to00:49:45
shoot there not a neolithic00:49:49
cage ghost foot bath00:49:52
meeting large from negative energy a00:49:54
clot like this here it is in the background, in00:49:57
short, I need the keys, time to00:50:00
clean the energy here and remove the00:50:02
ghosts,00:50:04
turn it on why, but it’s like part of00:50:08
the cage and, accordingly, a piece of the ghost,00:50:11
there probably also needs to be cleaned00:50:15
[music]00:50:18
nice and in short, you need to leave the room,00:50:22
otherwise this spectacle is not for the faint of heart00:50:25
here it is, come on, Barzai has cleaned everything up, there00:50:29
wasn’t a single ghost, don’t worry,00:50:32
boss, there won’t be a single ghost, there won’t be a00:50:35
single wild boar until whom is00:50:42
the scheme of workers recruiting now like Tyurina’s00:50:46
historians of years00:50:52
serving, well, you porridge is cool, everyone’s name is the prison00:50:56
in00:50:57
when the light was there, it was00:51:01
a draft before phone receiver air do00:51:05
I'm frozen still what a trick of the circle00:51:09
well this is it00:51:31
but all the ghost in uniform coming out I00:51:39
said I said that a grin will work00:51:46
now these idiots will definitely believe that00:51:49
we have a ghost cop and accordingly they00:51:51
will break the law less and then we00:51:54
can work with you calmly play with us00:51:56
toys this is00:51:58
so let's first you then I then00:52:02
no questions so this is a good good rifle00:52:08
[music]00:52:12
I00:52:14
[music]00:52:20
[music]00:52:27
diesel00:52:29
shorts00:52:33
[music]00:52:52
doro first00:52:59
Kovalchik and you now we have Ostap00:53:03
Bender00:53:04
well yes white the suit is so missing and00:53:07
kitty Vorobyaninov, yes,00:53:09
I’m under a stranger and I won’t find a nickname00:53:13
with any kitsame, too, I have00:53:16
starlings,00:53:18
this book is a classic, you can hear what a classic the00:53:23
floor is a boar, he read the maximum kolobok00:53:25
and then decided to become like the main00:53:27
character from the patrol officers went to the police station00:53:31
left and the cops in the program will also leave you,00:53:35
well, yes, it’s coming and going and there’s already a book of 1200:53:38
chairs there, the main character is kitty, oh isn’t00:53:42
kitty k nodded as the fog Ostap Bender oh00:53:45
and set that offer you a was but the00:53:47
criminal code was respected although it was for him00:53:50
too it didn’t help and yours in the end00:53:54
with a knife around the city and all this doesn’t interfere with00:53:57
them not around, what kind of crap is this book with the00:54:01
main character like you almost before00:54:04
looking for precious stones in the studios00:54:06
of which 12 you had he had00:54:08
30 value I’m not looking for just bought his00:54:13
cute chair you we have a famous00:54:17
designer of the body chair00:54:19
where the chairs came from00:54:21
where I just bought chips and why do you need to00:54:26
sit with the gangs when you are always in our00:54:28
cell sitting on a chair for some reason your00:54:32
soul is kind you really bought the chairs on00:54:35
the cheap in sets of the street yes look the nut in the00:54:40
book00:54:41
so now mine will hide covers00:54:45
hides they are almost new report00:54:48
so nervous and why nervous now00:54:51
let's see what00:54:53
they were able to do there they took into account those chairs00:54:55
in this one for example00:54:57
[music]00:54:59
I don't have anything here who00:55:03
we take into account fidget now you'll understand00:55:07
also like00:55:08
here00:55:10
oh oh oh here it seems you there is a thing with an ass in00:55:15
Crete and come on, grandma doesn’t even think about it and don’t00:55:19
need it, well, I don’t know, don’t be nervous, don’t00:55:22
believe me, now we’ll open it up and see that there’s00:55:24
no pain00:55:29
here, well, if it’s in the elements,00:55:33
then it’s there in this, yes, no, no, no00:55:36
Ukraine is00:55:46
such a00:55:50
judgment in my opinion come on00:55:56
Karl Marx factory city of Dresden GDR00:56:00
1984 packer number 6900:56:10
of some kind but if it’s not in this it means it’s00:56:14
definitely brushes give it here00:56:24
[music]00:56:50
[music]00:56:59
I don’t have all these three we have the00:57:03
other nine00:57:05
boars let’s inject where are the chairs, you00:57:07
know, we won’t be left behind, blade of grass, you’re00:57:10
sick of me with your chairs, he00:57:13
just stole the links of heavenly return00:57:17
from the general’s dacha, and from your general, I00:57:23
want that you didn’t tell me earlier so that they would00:57:27
put me in prison for theft,00:57:29
we you, and so on these things your00:57:33
fingers and yours more than00:57:39
the general, knowing terribly the skin will lower these00:57:42
chairs on her, pull a-7 and upholstered furniture according to00:57:46
any of us, you are00:57:48
not used to this, you’ve been sitting here for ten years already00:57:51
for furniture,00:57:58
we need to run from here to Belarus, we00:58:02
love ours, don’t come here, don’t smoke then00:58:06
you know that there is only one way out and00:58:13
I won’t shoot myself, I haven’t lived yet, then00:58:18
wait, it’s blowing my mind,00:58:22
I have an idea on who to hang these00:58:25
chairs on,00:58:32
hear the boar, can you once again properly00:58:35
explain your plan why we even00:58:37
stole the general’s dog, change, damn00:58:40
Petrenko You can’t use your brains anymore,00:58:42
and it’s clear that now you’re erasing your prints00:58:46
and we’re putting the dogs like this,00:58:51
oh-oh-oh, throughout we pretend that it’s like the00:58:55
dog did the whole thing and00:58:58
chopped it up,00:59:00
well, yes, in a00:59:02
state of passion, this happens in dogs,00:59:07
but this is some kind of [ __ ] you yourself are [ __ ] I00:59:11
read this in a book about damn he wants to write along the way00:59:16
but let’s go for a walk while you’re third00:59:19
third00:59:21
[music]00:59:34
police who is the00:59:40
lieutenant petrenko that’s right yes the00:59:44
dacha of your seriously graphite dogs was00:59:49
stolen well00:59:50
the dog well we’ll find it we’ll find it dog yes00:59:54
how much is00:59:57
20,000 dollars puppy01:00:02
I am a puppy yes I agree yes good01:00:06
seconds also general I have a question for you01:00:10
about01:00:11
you nothing more change was lost well01:00:15
I don’t know there are chairs for example I01:00:19
agree the [ __ ] understood yes we will01:00:23
only deal with the dog exclusively good01:00:26
bye01:00:33
dicapac01:00:36
went around everything in the toilet, I just need a book and a01:00:40
puddle and I’ll take it, what kind of book01:00:44
12 chairs is this move written in the handwriting of a01:00:48
boar cops x x ha ha ha ha01:00:52
carcasses01:00:54
load oranges in barrels I read this book01:00:57
as a child Ilfari team01:01:02
[music]01:01:10
or credit01:01:13
their ears for01:01:15
it no I have credit01:01:20
[music]01:01:23
diesel01:01:25
shorts01:01:43
yes01:01:45
yes comrade general everything is fine give us01:01:50
preparations for the police day are in full01:01:52
swing as you asked they detained 2001:01:55
prostitutes yes right in the restaurant01:01:57
an asterisk and by the way we will celebrate there01:02:01
they are giving us a discount and a bonus01:02:03
the general was allowed with We are01:02:06
now looking for alcohol with our own alcohol, so01:02:10
of course we will keep the course,01:02:15
come on, come on, grandfather,01:02:20
this is arbitrariness, I didn’t do anything,01:02:24
he didn’t do anything, the main moonshiner of the region01:02:27
and didn’t do anything, then I’m not a moonshiner, I’m01:02:32
just a chemist, Asahi, where did you01:02:38
get it from Lada01:02:39
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while I’m 30 years old and you also need to fill them with01:02:45
something, have you seen what the prices are01:02:47
for gasoline now and so I make gas01:02:51
from organics and a01:02:53
physicist heats the house ah no, it’s a01:02:58
physics thing, I make gas and already01:03:01
heated the house like this enough for us01:03:03
to sculpt that hunchback, you drive yourself a rich01:03:06
messenger and no, I swear no, I make01:03:11
organic01:03:13
dietary supplements for animals01:03:15
so that the crusts are better in appearance than the eggs and so01:03:19
that the pieces are better achieved and the local01:03:23
men so that they get drunk faster, but they still01:03:26
know that on holidays half the01:03:29
village is lining up to see you Testimony01:03:33
testifies that you have the01:03:36
best moonshine in the region from it and it01:03:39
sticks well and there is no hangover, I01:03:42
say this to the lower ones and people over there01:03:45
buy01:03:48
dietary supplements for birds and animals01:03:52
from her, they have such a story:01:03:57
beginner crusts01:04:00
carry sh and goats better they better01:04:04
rush to listen grandfather, everyone hasn’t considered Vints for people for a long time,01:04:09
you don’t consider what you want01:04:11
to call this moonshine, but we have to01:04:14
catch up with it, I’m telling you again this is for01:04:18
animals for birds, okay, I’m an eagle and a01:04:23
sergeant, we’ll have a boiler, this is for an01:04:27
investigative experiment, don’t01:04:28
bother,01:04:30
I hear roar I don’t want to be an [ __ ] even for the01:04:34
means of experiment, listening to the01:04:37
police day on our nose, you understand that there01:04:39
will be such people there, they have spent their whole lives,01:04:44
everything you can not leave everything you can01:04:45
drink and sniff everything, it’s clear you need to01:04:49
surprise with something, you need an exclusive01:04:50
you understand, so it’s okay for the sake of01:04:52
one star, you can01:04:54
be an [ __ ] for five minutes, so grandpa, look01:04:56
carefully, are you giving us this01:05:00
moonshine, understood,01:05:01
or are we going to punish you for distributing the01:05:05
ceilings, how will I make a potion, if you don’t have01:05:09
the equipment, then01:05:13
we confiscated this moonshine still from you, the man on01:05:19
duty bring this01:05:22
Mendeleev's equipment to the01:05:25
shower a bunch then we'll start01:05:35
the lever01:05:39
so lard01:05:48
parsley stem01:05:53
eggshell01:05:55
so grandfather wait mouse you were01:05:58
asked to prepare moonshine they call01:06:01
chemistry you need to learn01:06:06
chalet01:06:08
fatty amino acids01:06:12
that remove fusel oils01:06:17
in parsley if the01:06:21
shell is small01:06:26
so and of course01:06:31
dung01:06:33
in physics what01:06:35
in the cart the main ingredient of kia01:06:42
ceed come on we're probably close to the sunset01:06:46
such a recipe josh01:06:48
what do you at least make our generals drink01:06:51
moonshine physics don't let go without it well01:06:55
wait and sit down01:06:59
well pawns of the century but in this case I do01:07:05
n't take responsibility for the result01:07:10
everything will be fine I think that without the01:07:13
prince, even tastier01:07:15
nets are in vain, I’m at a school named after this to come,01:07:20
how much money would be saved in tips,01:07:24
and of course,01:07:27
magic powder, I’ll ask for columbia, I don’t01:07:32
know club, they01:07:34
often made this my grandmother,01:07:38
but it smells like dung01:07:49
[music] there’s a01:07:53
reaction,01:07:55
there’s a reaction01:07:59
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[applause]01:08:07
[music]01:09:01
[music]01:09:04
or01:09:14
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we have01:09:30
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here it is my lighter01:09:46
[music]01:09:54
drink01:09:57
I want it, yes because01:10:00
you are junior in rank I don’t feel sorry for you I’m01:10:06
afraid how drugs will help before arrival01:10:10
expert so you're not afraid of01:10:12
us holiday that the order is01:10:16
seam well01:10:21
drink do01:10:23
n't be shy01:10:27
[music]01:10:45
oh oh01:10:47
[applause]01:10:52
[music] it's a01:11:02
normal thing so you have to drink and01:11:04
see how long it lasts01:11:06
how it will be let's go01:11:12
[music]01:11:23
but like01:11:24
[music]01:11:39
well like01:11:42
water01:11:45
so 10 minutes, in principle, is not bad, but01:11:48
our event is three hours, so grandfather,01:11:51
strengthening the formula,01:11:53
no, but then we’ll put you in prison, come on,01:11:58
strengthen it, I’m young, and there people01:12:01
will be more respectable, they need to01:12:03
take care of something01:12:05
[music]01:12:10
[music]01:12:28
this is still01:12:30
masculine Zhaka01:12:32
let’s01:12:34
dusi the01:12:35
ampoule begins to let in his grandmother's01:12:39
pores of the fireplace but but this is dangerous01:12:50
maximum concentration01:13:00
but01:13:02
two streets on board for the brotherhood of the new01:13:09
Lord only you didn't die01:13:17
[music]01:13:20
I went01:13:22
like children to police school for me after the01:13:25
locals when I was his lieutenant01:13:28
[music]01:13:31
grandfather you are a genius01:13:36
for tomorrow we quickly and buy everything01:13:42
englin you otherwise we you yes yes I remember I remember01:13:46
rummaging01:13:49
mais moi ce you01:13:53
are moving out this is just such a feeling of01:13:57
good expression01:13:59
gram feeling as if01:14:03
my life01:14:05
[music]01:14:06
is beginning to come together feeling be afraid01:14:15
congratulations you will soon become a mother01:14:20
who are you01:14:25
heart01:14:28
tit the tit01:14:31
will turn out to be01:14:32
milk of punch01:14:35
give me a mug of God's milk01:14:41
and01:14:52
the morning is01:14:53
all that01:14:58
milk01:15:00
[music]01:15:03
have you grown horns or did you have them I do01:15:06
n’t know but you have to ask01:15:10
[music]01:15:15
heart I01:15:18
congratulate you doubly01:15:21
[music]01:15:27
damn how long can this last from a01:15:32
goblin than you've already given us something to drink, you01:15:36
already said chickens, goats, the duty officer is01:15:41
urgently going to the car, we can't get it01:15:46
[music] why are01:15:54
you looking at me, goat, go get a UAZ backwater, the01:16:05
duty officer and the sea frying pan will be an01:16:08
omelet for the whole company01:16:14
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