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[music]00:00:12
You yourself are not a modern,00:00:19
familiar plot is when four of their friends00:00:23
gather a gang, go to a showdown and00:00:27
one of them gets shot, but let’s keep00:00:31
the intrigue,00:00:32
action one, they gather a gang,00:00:37
that everyone is wearing leather jackets,00:00:41
and why aren’t you wearing a leather jacket? I’m00:00:44
not going to buy a fourth leather jacket.00:00:49
[applause]00:00:53
what do you think, we won’t be able to take this jacket away from you00:00:56
Okay, if we’re wearing leather00:00:59
jackets, that means we’re a gang, we need a00:01:01
name so that no one wants to mess with us00:01:04
quick loan00:01:11
great name00:01:13
Let’s come up with nicknames for00:01:17
dogs Okay, let’s come up with Sasha00:01:20
nickname00:01:22
Sasha you'll be a rat00:01:25
Maybe at least a skull is good a skull you'll be a00:01:28
rat00:01:30
Well, what if we're a gang We went to a showdown00:01:39
[applause] the00:01:40
second act they went to a showdown,00:01:44
they heard00:01:48
[music]00:01:50
something so-so car Yes, not Murmansk,00:01:54
of course,00:01:59
and where will there be a showdown at the Stas00:02:03
Kostyushkin concert it's quiet deserted there00:02:08
[music]00:02:11
guys00:02:24
No we're afraid of you Why Because we're00:02:29
rushing at breakneck speed00:02:33
and sorry we've00:02:37
all arrived00:02:42
oh00:02:43
Oh this is a job no one wants00:02:46
to mess with them Yes I'll sort it out again if00:02:49
you come into our territory we'll00:02:50
rip your heads off What's wrong00:02:58
In short, let's go one on one with any of you,00:03:01
don't don't let's not with you, come with any of00:03:05
you00:03:10
[music]00:03:26
[music]00:03:28
Well, by the look of you, you could tell it's00:03:33
getting dark in your eyes00:03:38
[applause]00:03:45
Promise that in the end you will say why00:03:48
we showed this number00:03:50
we promise00:03:54
why we showed this number Just if there are00:03:57
many of you and you are young Create a better00:04:00
team instead of a gang or Play KVN00:04:07
Thank you please00:04:11
[music]00:04:18
[music]00:04:22
in every family there comes a time when00:04:25
children want to celebrate the New Year separately00:04:27
but parents do not want to let them go our00:04:30
familiar story about this00:04:35
you will meet someone00:04:37
you will fall in love you will get00:04:42
married have children00:04:45
and live happily ever after00:04:47
and then you will grow old you want00:04:50
to grow old00:04:52
Yes00:04:54
I want to say now what00:04:57
my father told me at the time you will have many more women00:05:09
Yes of course a strange toast for my wedding00:05:11
oh00:05:19
Okay, I persuaded I’ll be home again, look for00:05:22
champagne now,00:05:30
or maybe there was no one there00:05:36
No, I can’t do that Hello Taxi, there are no00:05:39
free cars at all And what is there in the00:05:42
meantime at the nightclub00:05:48
Nastya, what are you all worried about?00:05:53
Well, how he shaves the New Year of free00:05:56
cars no00:05:59
[applause]00:06:12
I asked for vodka, don’t come here, it’s00:06:18
just that I like one guy00:06:20
Nastya, let’s go watch the fireworks00:06:27
Oh fireworks Well, go, go00:06:28
[music] that’s how you00:06:30
always00:06:33
feed them, eat them,00:06:35
and then the moment comes00:06:38
when they spread their wings,00:06:41
you have to let them go,00:06:44
dad, so what? stayed here Yes, I00:06:47
remembered something about my dovecote again00:06:49
[applause]00:07:03
and why have you come?00:07:07
This is a family holiday, it should be celebrated00:07:10
with your family00:07:13
[applause]00:07:21
It doesn’t matter where you celebrate the New Year in a00:07:24
club or at home, the main thing is that with your00:07:26
family00:07:34
[applause]00:07:36
[ music]00:07:42
and summer is the time for vacations and many families00:07:44
try to move away from the city about00:07:47
this, our familiar plot is the00:07:50
intersection of Moonlight, I shout00:07:53
hello to you, will you tell me or not Well, don’t00:07:57
sing along, well,00:07:59
yes, I00:08:02
took my things, I took the iron for charging,00:08:05
I put it00:08:08
in the socket stuck we'll come we can00:08:12
just iron together00:08:14
where we're going surprise the last time00:08:18
you gave me a surprise you strapped me with00:08:20
the handbrake of the bed and cut00:08:23
my hair so far 150 rubles00:08:27
Maybe you'll still tell me Okay my00:08:31
little Why we're going to the dacha So00:08:33
we don't have a dacha00:08:34
[applause]00:08:36
but before this couldn’t be said,00:08:40
we’ve already driven 600 kilometers from Moscow.00:08:44
Okay, we’re going to the sea. Do00:08:47
n’t say that there’s no sea either.00:08:49
Listen, dad. Stop the car. Let me get out of the house. I’ll00:08:52
go. The kids should be outdoors in the summer.00:08:54
Listen, I’m 25 years old. I’m barely with my wife.00:08:57
I asked for time off and at work I took sick leave00:09:04
so I would have said it as it is That I’m going with my00:09:08
father, mother and grandfather to a non-existent00:09:10
dacha Everything is quiet cops00:09:12
[applause]00:09:13
Good afternoon Lieutenant Shurynka Can I00:09:16
see your documents00:09:18
where we’re going00:09:23
I don’t know00:09:25
So we’re bringing seedlings for the dacha00:09:29
Well then it turns out you’re going to the dacha,00:09:35
no, why don’t you have license plates on the car? I00:09:38
lost at cards to00:09:40
someone’s grandfather00:09:43
[applause]00:09:44
[music]00:09:49
I’m good once squirrels from 10000:09:52
meters, there’s00:09:57
no safety net, so I’m moored, it’s00:10:01
clear, but look, in principle, you can00:10:04
figure it out on the spot, a00:10:06
new strong one of course00:10:10
I just haven’t fought since the 5th grade, but in00:10:12
principle Let’s try this Okay, that’s it. Go.00:10:13
Have a nice trip, wherever you00:10:15
went, everyone seemed to have gotten away with it All I came up with,00:10:17
we’re going to the Alekseevs, did00:10:19
n’t tell you about your second family, are00:10:22
you crazy? What kind of second family if00:10:25
it’s easier they’re talking about they don’t know you either00:10:31
[applause]00:10:44
so there’s really a better chance of surviving00:10:48
Listen, why are you constantly ruining everything00:10:58
Listen, if I asked00:11:06
[music]00:11:12
where are you? What am I always singing? When you00:11:16
swear, you just didn’t notice everything00:11:18
Stop quarreling, we’ve arrived00:11:23
Here’s my surprise00:11:27
This is not just an edge in the forest, this is our00:11:30
edge in the forest, I bought a plot here00:11:32
To build a dacha, this is the best00:11:35
surprise,00:11:36
where will we find the money to build a00:11:39
dacha? I decided to rent out an apartment for the duration of the World Cup.00:11:42
We are here not only a dacha,00:11:44
such a palace from the crash, but we won’t build a swimming pool00:11:52
at all listening to the apartment00:11:57
[applause]00:12:16
between us love between us love between00:12:20
us love is like this love00:12:24
friends, probably everyone is familiar with the plot00:12:26
when lovers have common goals,00:12:29
interests and common housing, but it happens that a00:12:32
couple gets divorced, they already have completely00:12:33
different goals and interests, but housing is up to00:12:37
still common So imagine a couple00:12:39
developing but still living together That’s how00:12:43
we live in the same apartment Well,00:12:46
we agreed on odd numbers00:12:49
in the evenings for mine and honorable ones for him Yes, I know that00:12:52
today is even numbered Well, don’t eat this day,00:12:54
I chose it in the end, there must be at least00:12:57
something... then the human will remain in this beast00:13:03
Well, Lyudochka Roman Ruslan and Lyudmila are00:13:08
approaching the climax00:13:10
You are ready to be where miracles are,00:13:15
I’m like that00:13:18
[music]00:13:21
I didn’t mix up anything Today is an even00:13:24
number Well, yes, it’s even Yes, it’s just that where00:13:27
miracles are, there’s a devil wandering,00:13:32
damn it We are they forgot the champagne candy in the car00:13:34
Go get the readings And in the meantime I00:13:37
’ll prepare everything00:13:38
[laughter]00:13:41
Ruslan Igorevich Anastasia Sergey00:13:45
Sergeevna00:13:47
a Let me ask you what on this00:13:49
wonderful, even-for-a-second evening you are00:13:53
doing At my house Well, firstly, not at00:13:56
yours But at ours, but in- secondly, I decided that00:13:59
today you would meet me halfway. We decided00:14:02
how nice it would be. But the fact is that today00:14:04
I was going to watch football here and00:14:08
football can’t wait for00:14:10
Amkar or Yaroslavsky Shinnik there, but00:14:16
today I have Barcelona,00:14:18
damn it,00:14:22
5 minutes,00:14:30
hold it, hold it.00:14:36
Well, okay, you don’t have to return the drill00:14:45
minutes00:14:52
Yes, what kind of day are you having that you00:14:59
can’t leave00:15:01
money for 2 hours to a man with whom you’ve been married for 10 years, happy birthday00:15:06
[music]00:15:08
damn it, for the00:15:09
first time in my life I regret that I forgot about her birthday00:15:13
Hello Seryoga Help out, we need a house00:15:18
Anastasia Sergeevna happy birthday00:15:21
Viktor Stepanovich00:15:23
Yes, I have prepared an exclusive gift for you,00:15:26
but I need a minute to00:15:29
get ready,00:15:33
they brought him in. What will we tell him? He’s our00:15:36
boss Girls, I’m ready music00:15:40
Meet Elusive Joe I’m sorry00:15:52
[music]00:16:08
Well, I’ll go get the keys now00:16:12
[music]00:16:14
Hey Korolev Where are you from?00:16:17
I dug up this Tarzan And that a successful man I’m00:16:21
seriously thinking about being with him eats and00:16:23
knew that the dance works00:16:25
No one needs you for nothing that00:16:29
Count to 300:16:36
Listen, you don’t need00:16:45
sweets and champagne, I didn’t touch00:16:52
[music] happy00:16:56
birthday, celebrate wait00:17:00
girls We need to talk, won’t00:17:04
be00:17:06
at work, show us at work,00:17:09
we’ve already seen everything, we’ll see it again00:17:12
[applause]00:17:17
so it turns out you haven’t forgotten about my00:17:19
birthday. Well, where do you think I got00:17:22
champagne and candy?00:17:24
Well, yes, and you and Stepanovich, are you serious?00:17:32
Yes okay, the neighbor will tell you later00:17:38
[applause]00:17:40
didn’t you think that we were in a hurry with00:17:43
the divorce, maybe we were in a hurry00:17:45
Ruslan, I forgot my purse in your car, that’s00:17:50
what And this is Nastya, the historical moment00:17:56
when Yaroslavl Shinnik won against00:18:00
Barcelona00:18:01
[music]00:18:09
[applause]00:18:13
[music]00:18:16
Friends, we all know the plot when a00:18:18
young man in love sings a serenade under the window of00:18:21
his chosen one, but in Armavir this plot00:18:23
looks a little different So the Armavir00:18:26
courtyard at 6 o’clock in the morning I came in from a pear00:18:32
allergy. Then I’m itching, I’ll buy00:18:36
cartridges, I’ll shoot you,00:18:39
he stood there for a long time, I almost got burned.00:18:44
Sorry this is what house this is my house aunty00:18:47
Sklifosovsky The fact is that somewhere00:18:49
in these houses my beloved lives00:18:51
and I would like to confess my love to her with the help of a song00:18:53
her name is Lena And Lenka00:18:56
Telegram from the first entrance Why00:18:58
Telegram And I Bear is trying00:19:02
No but my Lena is not like that at all00:19:04
Let me sing a song And you will understand Well,00:19:07
just turn it up louder, while I’m pearing00:19:10
the [ __ ], it’s good in00:19:13
your name, dear All the entrances are covered with writing, you and I are00:19:18
alike and with dreams00:19:32
[music]00:19:42
[applause]00:19:58
bricks here00:20:01
here only whole not whole but only00:20:04
I’m throwing it up to the third Yes, there’s no need to00:20:06
throw anything, you see the window is open And the point is00:20:08
closed to throw it in the same place, it’s00:20:10
important to get in there, yes, there’s no need to throw anything00:20:13
Okay, in short, Let’s write her a message00:20:15
so that she can see it, they heard it,00:20:17
let’s see if so, it’s00:20:23
cool, it’s cool, just a creature with with a soft00:20:26
sign it’s written00:20:27
nothing, she’ll understand I’ll come down now And I00:20:32
told you, keep the game Thank you, I said00:20:36
Don’t touch the pear00:20:41
[applause]00:20:49
then Shoot, you’re a normal person, the00:20:53
girls have come and heard the song00:21:01
I want to turn00:21:04
[music]00:21:17
Lyoshka, I’ll put on my shoes now and go out, otherwise I’ll be like a00:21:19
fool ran out barefoot00:21:22
[applause]00:21:24
this is Lena, she's still 30 kilograms00:21:28
You've gained the Kraken, it looks like you're running Yes, we00:21:33
see the dust in a column, shoot00:21:42
You have cartridges for a wild boar, then there's00:21:45
no point in putting the gun away I'm already on the first00:21:48
floor, yes we see the house shaking, what should we00:21:51
do? Guys, let's pretend to be dead00:21:54
No, it's going to come on us Hey, in short, all00:21:59
the boys, run, this is not your war, I'll00:22:01
meet00:22:05
Lyoshka, you wrote a message to me, I00:22:09
really like you too, Let's00:22:11
meet, let's,00:22:14
I wanted to sing a serenade under your window,00:22:18
don't sing about how I love you00:22:24
And I love you I love you too and I00:22:26
love thepear00:22:31
[music]00:22:43
[music]00:22:46
dear friends, some of you may00:22:48
think that such an incident could not00:22:50
happen in Armavir Well, maybe, but00:22:53
we have a grandfather just like him Thank you The00:22:55
team was with you Russian road national team00:22:57
agpu00:23:03
[applause]00:23:13
sometimes reaching your goal turns out to be00:23:15
very difficult So the familiar story is a father00:23:18
enrolling his son in kindergarten00:23:21
Hello dear Yes, nothing complicated, now I’ll00:23:25
bring in the documents and agree to warm up00:23:28
the borscht I’ll be there soon00:23:30
Hello,00:23:34
you still don’t know Why I came Why00:23:37
if you hadn’t come, there are no places.00:23:40
You can at least stand in line, can you00:23:43
925 And if00:23:47
there is an electronic registration, you will 92600:23:50
you have children and they go to kindergarten00:23:53
naturally, but mine, no, it’s in vain that the child should00:23:57
communicate with peers,00:24:03
but so write down no, you think I wo00:24:07
n’t find the government right now00:24:10
Hello dear, cool the borscht, I'll be late00:24:14
Hello, this can't be solved at the regional level.00:24:24
You don't know what happened yet.00:24:27
Whatever happens at the regional level, this can't00:24:29
be solved. You have children who00:24:32
go to kindergarten, maybe we can get him there. Are you00:24:35
ready to move to Spain, I00:24:40
think? I’ll be00:24:47
really late00:24:50
Hello, he’s not there00:24:57
You don’t know yet who I came to Who00:25:00
you didn’t come him no00:25:02
you’re responsible for setting up kindergartens for your son00:25:05
what is needed for this no what 400:25:08
sense Pskov Yes what the hell are you talking about00:25:11
as it was on the Unified State Exam I’m answering00:25:17
you think they won’t find justice for you And I00:25:19
’ll fly to Moscow on television00:25:22
Hello dear, throw away all the food and00:25:25
youth clothes I’ll come back an old man00:25:28
Good evening Dmitry and our studio00:25:32
supports you, I haven’t said anything yet00:25:34
so you don’t say our studio supports you00:25:42
So Dmitry Tell us your00:25:45
shocking story. I haven’t been able to for quite some time.00:25:47
Thank you for your courage. Dmitry, not00:25:51
every man will decide to announce this to the00:25:53
whole country. Yes, no.00:25:58
A man is trying to sell my child,00:26:01
but men don’t buy him, and as a father and00:26:05
as a seller, they do00:26:14
n’t take an ordinary child. an ordinary00:26:16
kindergarten and that's why you beat him No, and00:26:20
you live in a drug den Well, you're the mother of a00:26:24
child At least underage No00:26:26
So who let this boring00:26:29
person into the studio What the hell why To00:26:31
solve the simplest problem you need to get00:26:34
to the main one00:26:37
Vladimir Vladimirovich I'm for you but I'm00:26:40
for I haven’t done anything for you yet so that you don’t00:26:43
do something for me00:26:55
you wanted something I can’t get my child into00:26:58
kindergarten Which region is00:26:59
Kirov your governor Igor00:27:01
Vladimirovich Vasilyev is good I00:27:04
’ll ask him to solve your problem as soon as possible00:27:09
[music]00:27:18
Good evening00:27:26
you don’t have to get up I not the real00:27:33
Igor Vladimirovich I'm sure you00:27:36
can handle it Yes, I didn't say what, but00:27:40
no matter what I said I'm00:27:47
sure you can handle it00:27:50
[music]00:27:54
[applause]00:27:55
[music]00:28:05
in fact, the essence of this plot is00:28:09
that everything in your life depends only on00:28:10
one person; as you age,00:28:13
you understand more and more that this person is you00:28:15
[music]00:28:19
[applause]00:28:27
[music]00:28:28
[applause]00:28:33
[music]00:28:39
as a familiar plot we took the00:28:41
novel of crime and punishment, as if the00:28:44
only thing that suits us there is also a00:28:46
person throughout the book doubted00:28:49
That's why I will Raskolnikov Alina will be a00:28:52
grandmother for a while Yegor finishes reading00:28:56
[applause]00:29:00
Well, let's go back to the 19th century when00:29:03
young people killed grandmothers, they00:29:04
married them,00:29:13
but now it will be chopping Here's the ax I'm00:29:16
getting ready Well, let's go Crime and00:29:19
punishment somewhere in Alina's apartment00:29:21
pawnbrokers00:29:22
creatures reflecting by the way earlier That00:29:25
was the name of our team00:29:26
[music]00:29:27
creatures trembling or do you have the right00:29:32
who are00:29:33
you satisfied with your pension and why00:29:36
with an ax And we only need the correct00:29:39
answers00:29:41
and that grandma turn away some surprise you00:29:44
will close my eyes Well then00:29:46
then00:29:54
Listen to Raskolnikov at00:29:57
least come in and eat Damn, how do you00:30:01
do this all the time? Well, let's come in00:30:06
Rodion Beloved, you're coming soon Rodion Why are you00:30:10
dating her? She's a prostitute.00:30:13
Listen, if you really get caught up in such little things in a00:30:16
girl, then you can actually00:30:17
spend your whole life alone. The00:30:21
bailiff of investigative cases,00:30:24
Porfiry Petrovich, comes in about and proudly read Hello00:30:28
old woman, a money-lender Hello Raskolnikov00:30:30
Hello Sonya, I'll follow you, and you're at00:30:34
work, yes And according to whose00:30:38
and yes, according to mine, she's a witness Well, then it's00:30:40
normal Grandma, why do you live alone00:30:43
No, of course,00:30:47
yes, dear, I'm already on my way00:30:59
at least somewhere Prokhor's clothes Chaliapin00:31:01
corresponds to the times00:31:03
[applause] you've been00:31:13
beating around the bush for two months,00:31:16
man, what difference does it make to you, a00:31:18
big difference, a big three-room00:31:22
difference,00:31:23
what are you talking about?00:31:26
The weather has turned bad, you00:31:32
have to go to the prick00:31:35
Man, but you can express yourself somehow differently in00:31:37
this life Well, write a book00:31:39
or a song What song Am I00:31:42
like a singer to you Although you give Hello exactly00:31:45
[music]00:31:52
I think I understand what the problem is,00:31:53
Alina is just too sweet a grandmother, I don’t00:31:56
want to kill her Vanya come here00:31:58
[music]00:32:02
and what am I a grandmother and why00:32:05
Crime and punishment00:32:07
Val has many different works, as if you are00:32:09
reading I’m reading I even00:32:12
have an e-book Val the fact that the Bible in your00:32:14
hands beats with electric current does not mean that it is00:32:16
electronic00:32:18
[applause] I00:32:23
almost managed to kill someone, but then I should at00:32:25
least thank Prokhor00:32:26
Chaliapin for your help00:32:28
[music]00:32:35
Prokhor Thank you very much, here are the flowers00:32:37
that you brought with you.00:32:43
Well, then at the end, sing some of00:32:45
your famous songs. I have a lot of00:32:48
hits, what a prankster to manage. We are not00:32:50
like that. Well, probably a prankster, she00:32:52
feels like she’s more famous00:33:02
there and ringing for is Therefore, let the00:33:05
whole audience listen to this hit for the first time with00:33:08
pleasure I will sing for you00:33:10
[music]00:33:13
[applause]00:33:14
[music]00:33:20
Okay Prokhor Thank you00:33:22
for what Yes, I wanted to kill again the00:33:28
creatures reflecting or I have the right Now I’ll00:33:30
pull myself together and go and kill this00:33:32
grandmother00:33:33
[ music]00:33:39
Thanks Rodion again, he didn’t chop the firewood00:33:43
Well, what time is it expected tomorrow, but also00:33:46
at 6:0000:33:47
Why aren’t you leaving? You need to explain00:33:51
Why we showed such a familiar plot. You00:33:54
see how uncertainty can00:33:55
save a life. True, it doesn’t give new ones either.00:33:58
That’s another story00:34:09
anyway. Thank you00:34:16
[music] [applause]00:34:25
film The Irony of Fate is a New Year's plot00:34:28
that is familiar to everyone, but in order to surprise00:34:30
you need to make a familiar plot00:34:32
unpredictable and today the00:34:34
unpredictable Russian00:34:36
writer Daria Dontsova will help us with this, the most00:34:39
Russian writer00:34:42
[music]00:34:44
Hello Daria Please00:34:45
sit down, the00:34:47
difficulty is that the whole we need to00:34:50
come up with a plot in 4 minutes my standard00:34:53
speed00:34:57
Irony of fate00:34:59
[music]00:35:07
December 31 mood of a00:35:13
stranger with huge00:35:15
scissors00:35:17
[music]00:35:22
No, this is the very beginning we can’t kill the00:35:25
main character we can’t I’ve done this a hundred times00:35:27
and it’s only this year good,00:35:30
but still, let Lukashin remain alive,00:35:35
okay, what are you doing in my apartment?00:35:39
Lukashin came for you, he took out a gun00:35:46
[applause]00:35:51
and you, Daria, Nadya, is also the main character; she,00:35:54
too, cannot be killed. Well, that even one00:35:58
little man cannot be good;00:36:00
one can only not the main character00:36:02
was killed by me00:36:06
This is who00:36:09
is Pavlik the hero and who killed him How do00:36:13
I know00:36:19
the bell rang Nadya opened the door It00:36:23
was the gardener00:36:29
Well, which gardener in the Irony of Fate in00:36:32
the plot appears and fires but no one00:36:35
said that he would be entirely00:36:45
So let's move on and please without00:36:47
the gardener00:36:48
Lukashi we need to get rid of the corpse And try to be00:36:51
closer to the original00:36:53
[laughter]00:37:01
I say roll out roll out and00:37:05
now we’ll take it out together00:37:07
Ippolit Hello Nadenka what’s00:37:11
going on here We’re seeing off Pavlik00:37:16
Sorry I can’t talk now I’m on00:37:18
KVN Daria what’s the matter I00:37:21
’m returning to the Irony of Fate Well that00:37:25
I got caught00:37:26
that we know each other Of course we know each other, this is my00:37:30
brother since childhood, he turned00:37:32
my parents against me because of this,00:37:34
they sent me to an orphanage, then he00:37:36
became a security guard and began to climb into00:37:38
houses. How many other apartments did00:37:40
your keys come to, [ __ ], stop?00:37:43
Listen, smart guy How your name is Alexey00:37:47
Korda,00:37:48
not a single book with the last name Korda since you are00:37:52
so smart, it will00:37:53
easily turn out clearly better than this00:37:57
I played you Zhenya I am not a detective I am Nadya’s fiance00:38:00
and I didn’t die but I was just sleeping00:38:03
And Let’s all sit down at the table together and00:38:05
Nadya will sing us a song00:38:12
So, my angel, if anyone00:38:16
asks, tell you that Tanya Ustinova helped you.00:38:22
So okay, Daria, finish it yourself. I don’t know00:38:24
how you guys are, I’m not participating in this anymore,00:38:29
I got caught, the killer was you who killed Pavlik00:38:32
because you knew that Nadya was sleeping with him,00:38:33
the killer, Nadya. Look at the jellied fish00:38:36
from it smells like arsenic I just keep00:38:38
the medicine in the refrigerator It’s time for you to00:38:40
meet my match00:38:49
[applause]00:38:54
Well now I’ll paint you to pieces00:38:56
Stop None of us killed00:38:59
Pavlik Judging by the body, death occurred 500:39:01
hours ago00:39:11
ready Thank you, it was very interesting,00:39:15
thank you for inviting me, I went Daria00:39:17
Wait, well, who killed Pavlik00:39:20
chess boring critic interesting of course00:39:22
very interesting Good people It’s00:39:27
elementary who00:39:30
was not in the apartment but was invisibly00:39:33
present in it who was silent all the time00:39:37
and quietly smiled about whom you never00:39:40
think about00:39:44
Wait Daria this can’t be00:39:46
Alexander Vasilyevich, you said He was00:39:48
killed with garden shears, so the killer is the00:39:50
gardener,00:39:53
it turns out it’s Alexander Vasilyevich,00:39:56
it turns out Alexander Vasilyevich00:39:58
was framed by the gardener Wait But if all the00:40:01
team members are on stage, who then is00:40:03
the gardener00:40:06
[applause]00:40:30
Daria Thank you very much for your help00:40:32
Radio Liberty and Daria Dontsova is the00:40:35
most widely read writer in the country00:40:39
[ music]00:40:41
[applause]00:40:53
ladies and gentlemen Bryukhovetsky Theater Theater in00:40:57
KVN represents00:41:01
I don’t really like this kind of theater Theater in00:41:06
KVN I think that in KVN you have to make do with00:41:11
some minimal means I00:41:14
absolutely agree with you, therefore complete00:41:18
minimalism00:41:23
[music]00:41:24
[applause]00:41:26
Bryukhovetsky Theater a depressed viewer00:41:29
is presented with an arthouse production of00:41:32
Winnie the Pooh and that's all00:41:36
Winnie00:41:37
that Piglet Why are you so sad the00:41:41
honey is over then Eat mayonnaise00:41:46
Why I don't know, just people in00:41:49
mayonnaise advertising are so happy00:41:53
Piglet What is your marital00:41:57
status VKontakte everything is complicated for00:42:00
activity Everything is complicated about date birth00:42:03
everything is complicated and why is it just difficult00:42:07
to type with hooves00:42:11
[applause]00:42:13
I'm an ass we see00:42:18
guys I opened an IP and what is it called00:42:23
ip and a00:42:26
[applause]00:42:28
[music]00:42:30
only I'm there and and oh00:42:34
ip and a no IP00:42:41
[music]00:42:43
he told me after you don’t want to tell me this with a stick on the head00:42:46
when00:42:48
the story begins00:42:52
[applause]00:42:55
[music]00:42:57
bear And you still live alone Well,00:43:01
yes Why can’t you hook up with Chanterelle? You can’t00:43:05
fox-sister00:43:13
where are we going to make honey Or maybe00:43:18
we’ll live for ourselves first00:43:22
come on,00:43:24
these are some wrong bees00:43:28
[applause]00:43:36
bear Let's go visit the rabbit, he00:43:40
can't see him, his wife gives birth when00:43:43
always00:43:49
guys It's my birthday today00:43:53
Guess how old I am But at first00:43:57
glance, from 15 to 120 it's00:44:03
Donkey Why you're so sad, I00:44:07
said it's my birthday today and00:44:11
no one congratulated me, it's clear00:44:21
Well, bye bye00:44:23
[music]00:44:26
oh the owl came and you had such a thing that you00:44:31
went out and forgot Why did the00:44:34
film have a grandmother of easy virtue00:44:39
about owl oh Boris Levin00:44:44
where like where I don’t have such an owl yet00:44:55
Stop and Let’s go together let’s go00:45:06
At the end of our number I would like to00:45:09
apologize to all Russian00:45:11
arthouse directors Why just00:45:14
our production will be seen by many more00:45:17
people than their films00:45:25
are better Play KVN Thank you00:45:28
[music]00:45:34
[applause]00:45:35
[music]00:45:40
residents Nottingham this familiar story about00:45:44
how Brave Robin Hood once00:45:46
again saved the humiliated and disadvantaged00:45:50
[music]00:46:07
residents of Nottingham00:46:10
Today we hang the rebel and00:46:13
mocker Ladoshkin this is the mother00:46:15
who spoiled the daughters of the rich00:46:22
interrupted all the time during the sentencing00:46:46
I'm sure he will hurry up this is00:46:49
fair Robin Hood wait Robin Hood00:46:52
It's not you Well, which one of me is Robin? This is a00:46:54
handsome, stately man, and who00:46:58
Alexander Vasilyevich knows that he is Robin00:47:00
Hood? No Why should he help us? Well,00:47:02
he helped us throughout the last game,00:47:04
everything is clear to you, you understand. What00:47:06
the hell do you understand? your mother is calling Hello,00:47:08
come on, where is Sergei at KVN? Yes, I00:47:11
think so too. Let it be better to hang out in front of00:47:13
Alexander Vasilyevich and do00:47:16
something00:47:17
in the entrances. Yes, let’s do it00:47:19
Robin Vasilyevich. Why don’t you shoot? After00:47:21
all, we’re doing one program together. Well, do00:47:25
n’t want to? no need, I can00:47:27
break this rope myself without any problems00:47:31
Dad, what's Dad? What's Dad? Dad hasn't shot for a long time00:47:34
Dad needs to shoot again,00:47:36
let's take one more shot,00:47:40
but it hurts, I understand, it hurts Well, Dad00:47:44
thought of everything and lubricated your Arrows I'm there00:47:46
oh I say I'm there I'm there I'm there00:47:53
to the wounds healed faster, come on one more00:47:56
time00:47:58
Oh, you said you got whites in the eye00:48:01
Well, it was easier there, she was sitting in a cage, I00:48:03
approached And with my finger,00:48:10
now I’m sure I’ll hit it, come on00:48:15
Again, I didn’t hit it, it just hit me, it00:48:19
pissed me off from the very beginning, you’re a bubble face00:48:21
disgusting00:48:22
Everything, I understand the principle, it's gone The heat is in the house00:48:28
[applause]00:48:36
closed let's do it all for the last time00:48:41
Goodbye Well, that's00:48:44
all, however,00:48:49
our Seryozha played his part,00:48:56
this is not a reason not to continue our cheerful00:48:58
production, since00:49:00
our ending is now completely unsuitable,00:49:05
I have a song for you about a miraculous rescue,00:49:07
we'll take it out on our charisma and00:49:10
childish spontaneity, let's00:49:12
let's [music]00:49:22
Thank you for being so diligent and00:49:27
being merciful to the boy, they don't talk about him No wind,00:49:32
no blizzard, here is a weakness, he will always save a00:49:36
friend and it never happens that the eyebrows were00:49:41
not saved by the man of the century00:49:44
Phew Well, finally Alexander Vasilyevich00:49:47
[music]00:49:50
[applause]00:49:52
[music]00:50:01
and I knew, I believe because my father’s father00:50:04
will always understand and support Well, why did you00:50:07
show your familiar story about00:50:09
Robin because we believe that00:50:11
Alexander Vasilyevich is the00:50:12
real Robin Hood because He takes00:50:14
the road The rich have airtime and give00:50:16
it to us00:50:23
Mikhail Dudikov00:50:29
[music]00:50:32
with me00:50:34
[applause]00:50:37
dear friends, very often people00:50:40
vacationing on the Black Sea coast00:50:42
look for cheaper housing, but cheaper does not00:50:45
mean better. So let’s move to the private00:50:48
sector of the city of Sochi.00:50:52
Well, that means a shower, here’s air conditioning to the00:50:55
sea 100 meters at your disposal a00:50:57
swimming pool and three meals a day and all this00:51:00
for 300 rubles per day. Why am I giving such discounts?00:51:02
I just have a neighbor, my grandfather, who is annoying and00:51:05
bothers everyone, he prevented past clients from sleeping,00:51:07
how will he lie down between them and00:51:10
talk,00:51:12
listen Well, we will close the door. Don’t00:51:14
worry. in general, my job is to00:51:16
warn you And by the way, pay in advance, here you are, right here a00:51:19
month in advance Well, have a00:51:20
nice holiday, if you have anything, call my number00:51:24
Thank you,00:51:26
you have arrived00:51:28
[music]00:51:29
Well, let's get acquainted My name is00:51:32
grandfather Van Damme grandfather Van Damme grandfather Van Damme00:51:36
Why Van Damn, it’s just that the whole00:51:38
neighborhood is trying to put me on two stools,00:51:40
but until I avenge my brother, I won’t give in.00:51:45
Listen. Well, where are you from? We’re from Tula,00:51:48
fellow countrymen, so you’re also not me, I’m talking about you,00:51:52
that means. Countrymen,00:51:55
listen, since we are now neighbors. Let’s come00:51:58
to me in the evening for a barbecue from you dolphins, you00:52:00
can’t kill dolphins Well, it won’t be00:52:03
possible to resurrect him either00:52:05
You’re kind of strange, that’s all After that00:52:08
incident After how long this story is00:52:12
Explain in a nutshell Well, if in a00:52:15
nutshell Then I didn’t notice I didn’t have time00:52:18
But if in three00:52:22
Okay listen to rest00:52:26
in this year the sea is cold, but it’s better00:52:29
from the tap00:52:31
already Grandfather is kind of inadequate Let’s00:52:34
go Valera 300 rubles a day we’ll be patient00:52:37
okay I’ll take a shower and then go to the sea00:52:40
[music]00:52:46
Lena, did you see what a joke, go00:52:48
take a look, show me00:53:11
the right way to move out Yes this is a00:53:15
terrible place. Previously, on the site of this00:53:18
house, a huge apricot tree grew00:53:21
and the fruits ripened and fell to the ground. No one00:53:37
I’m in the shower.00:53:44
Listen, where are you, what are you doing here? What’s00:53:48
wrong? Well, the second floor is here, but it’s00:53:50
okay, my hands are strong, listen, you00:53:53
know, I got into it, and you what00:53:54
shoe size is 36 from damn I need 1700:53:58
for some reason I bought a small basin I can’t00:54:01
trample the wine00:54:03
listen you know it’s climbed in that grandpa’s hands are numb00:54:06
yes No I think grandma is tired Give it00:54:09
ok00:54:14
[applause]00:54:18
Listen I climbed in I want to open your eyes to00:54:21
your Valerka Yes He’s cheating on you, he’s00:54:24
not cheating on you, we’re having a wedding in the church, it’s00:54:31
just that you’ve lived your life listening to your grandfather.00:54:34
Yes, I’m thirty-seven years old, we went to the00:55:01
ambulance with alcohol poisoning,00:55:06
we came here to rest, and you’re00:55:08
disturbing us. Listen, okay, okay, I’ll leave00:55:11
you alone, just fulfill my request.00:55:15
You old man, go to the store Although these are two00:55:18
different requests00:55:21
Although go to the store Why buy 5000:55:25
grams00:55:26
for today one hundred percent00:55:29
Okay okay00:55:36
[music]00:55:45
anecdotes00:56:20
I'm sorry And where your water00:56:22
shuts off now I'll show you00:56:27
to take it, I bought everything for you Go home and00:56:31
not take a shower I need to go, I won’t let you in, why is it,00:56:35
in short, I don’t know how to tell you00:56:37
there Valerka drinks water from another well,00:56:44
well, in short, she climbed someone else’s plum,00:56:48
why, damn it, I’ll tell it like it is,00:56:56
Valentina, thank you And most importantly, so quickly and00:56:59
efficiently. I didn’t even think that girls00:57:01
can do that,00:57:07
sense She thinks00:57:20
[music]00:57:29
as much as possible because of your antics00:57:37
because I’m a professional, don’t00:57:40
brag00:57:45
[music]00:57:50
[applause]Description:
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