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for the summer cup, the KVN team in the city of00:00:03
Pyatigorsk00:00:04
prepared a real sea00:00:07
show00:00:08
[music]00:00:17
are you a sailor or a00:00:19
fisherman,00:00:21
so00:00:26
[music] what did00:00:34
you buy and well, here you drank,00:00:40
so in short, wait, now I’ll go ask for00:00:43
leave and let’s go to the restaurant, I00:00:46
think we don’t have one I'm a power supply master, we're00:00:48
stitching along the girls,00:00:52
guys, it's like in a computer game, to00:00:55
get to the boss you need to go through a bunch of00:00:57
creatures,00:00:58
you're not going anywhere, Alexander00:01:01
Vasilyevich will swear like you're00:01:03
telling me triodes in vain, Alexander00:01:05
Vasilyev will be torn or are you lying, or is00:01:08
he afraid of me,00:01:13
move away doomed and00:01:17
here we can come to you00:01:19
[music]00:01:24
in00:01:25
[music]00:01:27
Aysana Sich here such a thing00:01:30
we eat they won’t be able to perform at the summer00:01:33
cup yes oh there they were00:01:36
kidnapped by aliens I got stuck in the elevator00:01:39
much shorter what about from at night you00:01:41
invited him parapaparam Smolensk these00:01:44
like their dog in this izya steps and00:01:48
here what arranged who are they anyway00:01:51
these are our friends the Italians what kind of00:01:58
Armenians are you00:02:03
Katya remember no one will forbid us Russian women to00:02:07
imagine that these are00:02:09
Italians and00:02:14
what are these Italians of yours doing here in the00:02:18
sense of building Olympic facilities So00:02:22
the Olympics are over, well, we need to finish building it,00:02:32
Olya, well, let's go now, guys, let's go, they00:02:36
'll take advantage of the tour, what are you doing, they'll00:02:39
hear it, let's00:02:42
go guys then to Smolensk,00:02:45
to the trio, there we'll say that we give up in battle 200:02:49
will love the00:02:50
guys, wait for the car,00:02:53
every house, on my word of honor,00:02:56
now I'll win you this one cup and I’ll go for a00:02:59
walk with the Italians, it’s clear, it’s clear,00:03:04
make a Sochi taxi driver wherever you need it,00:03:07
beauty,00:03:09
summer cup00:03:11
2013, how many hours did it take two00:03:15
[applause]00:03:17
[music]00:03:26
dear friends, every vacationer in Sochi has at least00:03:29
once ridden on some00:03:31
water attraction there is00:03:44
[music]00:03:49
[applause ]00:03:55
hello, please, three tickets for us, 100:03:58
adult 2 children,00:04:01
excuse me, which one to whom,00:04:05
but just for the sake of interest,00:04:07
listen, woman, the thing is that this is00:04:10
not an underwater attraction,00:04:20
I won’t go anywhere with these people, I00:04:24
’ll tell you more, a boat with these people, you wo00:04:26
n’t go anywhere,00:04:28
no I understand, listen, woman, the three of you can’t go00:04:31
on a banana, even this is not allowed on yours, the three of you ca00:04:36
n’t get into the elevator, the three of you can’t have00:04:39
khinkali, we just don’t have it,00:04:51
okay woman, if you want to ride a00:04:52
banana, pay for six and go00:04:54
hh this is not necessary on the plane, not for six,00:04:57
for six, canteen until 6 market00:05:01
hour I'll arrange for them the call of the jungle predators00:05:04
versus herbivores an hour of00:05:09
travel you're upset now let's go00:05:12
jump on the trampoline00:05:14
and where should you turn I'm right now00:05:18
[music]00:05:31
to friends and this situation could probably be00:05:34
seen by everyone who walked00:05:37
along the Sochi embankment in the evening tu ru ru ru ru00:05:40
ru00:05:41
[music]00:05:45
they are confused, you and I are wearing a Panama hat on the patio, well,00:05:49
we were going home. you'll wake up dad,00:05:54
but I don't like this dad00:05:57
a9 and I'll find him, I shouldn't have opened the door00:06:02
[music]00:06:03
the price may fall, you can blame00:06:06
the woman, haven't you seen a man in00:06:08
shorts like that on his hands?00:06:15
dad my dad mines I won’t00:06:17
give it to anyone I’m his little blood mom princess00:06:19
lived for so many years revenge go away00:06:20
woman don’t interfere with your happiness00:06:28
why happiness is this my buckwheat Joyce00:06:32
distant00:06:34
woman this is Sochi here where se9 for every00:06:37
second in one sandals00:06:39
woman give me back my husband to them in Odessa00:06:43
theirs the cuckoo threw at my covet00:06:45
and00:06:53
who are you00:06:55
where is the sandal and here it is00:07:01
your00:07:02
Masha00:07:04
I’m what’s Tanya’s name in front of me Olya Masha00:07:10
happy00:07:11
[music]00:07:13
you’ll cut it00:07:14
[music]00:07:21
[music]00:07:25
friends the Olympics are over but he’s00:07:28
still responsible for food in the city of Sochi00:07:30
could but not international00:07:33
Olympic committee amano on avanesov on00:07:35
Karapetyan00:07:36
[music]00:07:39
and00:07:40
these go find the zucchini has fallen in price to00:07:44
cheaper than the mind but not in the right place pompa in00:07:47
Adler00:07:51
the crowd was needed and00:07:54
listen to me Armenian super Mario00:08:02
another box you will break this is the last00:08:05
life left and the00:08:07
woman at home is good we choose by checking00:08:10
you would have already chosen me, they would have answered,00:08:13
well, take it away with tomatoes, you’ll scratch me,00:08:18
I repeat, you weighed me down, how could I have00:08:22
you on 2 networks, like me,00:08:24
too, don’t00:08:27
listen to the top-down which bananas she slipped00:08:31
and then judge the functions by yourself, let’s say00:08:34
they are00:08:35
black-black up to 700 and00:08:40
Ashot arrived with Already a joke I'll tell Gena the00:08:43
crocodile Cheburashka they called a prostitute and00:08:45
another crocodile arrived only Nigina00:08:48
what's Lina's name00:08:52
everyone everyone laughed making it work00:08:55
ask that I'll go to the local police officer right now00:08:57
these food my brother will scare me00:09:02
buy gold all the time I want to ask00:09:05
why you have an accent you're talking00:09:08
because it's Sochi, there's no other way00:09:10
to earn money with a00:09:12
horde of bananas, what00:09:19
[music]00:09:25
dear friends, before starting a00:09:28
holiday romance in the city of Sochi, you need to00:09:30
think carefully about how all this could00:09:32
turn out,00:09:38
you slept with my brother,00:09:42
what brother00:09:44
Urik, come here,00:09:47
she's on or listen to the car,00:09:58
this is some kind of misunderstanding, and00:10:01
Komi’s sister’s mother will come, we’ll figure it out,00:10:03
you understand, he was the first to start00:10:05
complimenting me, talking about furry, gaga,00:10:09
some kind of flower here, but topman, let’s get compliments from here, you00:10:13
say yes, you can00:10:15
control him, you understand,00:10:17
Murik, come here,00:10:19
get out of here, I couldn’t control00:10:29
it in fact, we just drank wine from00:10:31
Yurika here, yes, are00:10:33
you nopic, I’m in the car in my mind and how did00:10:38
you even find me in Novosibirsk and why do00:10:42
n’t I know you or something, Siberian00:10:44
girls, she’s coming to our Caucasian00:10:47
boys, they’re throwing noodles on our ears00:10:50
they are attacking you Russians00:10:53
nothing fidgety grief the sight has been knocked00:10:56
they are now turning up their noses at our women who00:10:59
now needs such an experienced one00:11:10
well maybe we can somehow00:11:12
decide how to solve this in a civilized way already everyone in00:11:14
Sochi is talking about this from where but I am00:11:17
first of all a woman then sister00:11:29
[music]00:11:38
why is Rick so pleased already 5 times before00:11:44
[applause]00:11:52
I found a car with this00:11:54
[music]00:12:09
and00:12:11
today our friends are helping us, this is a team00:12:15
from Moscow, well, if we win,00:12:18
someone will definitely say, here again Moscow helped the Caucasus,00:12:21
and if about the game you don’t lose00:12:26
[music]00:12:36
friends, an ordinary Pyatigorsk family00:12:39
came to relax in Sochi,00:12:42
this is Yu I,00:12:44
this is not a beach, we remember about some 800:12:47
people per place,00:12:50
Valera, you can’t find anything, I00:12:53
want you don’t have a bald patch, free entry,00:12:56
if you want,00:12:58
lie down, if you want, sit, water, son, and and00:13:03
bathe yours just some water don’t run into00:13:06
it Valera you look too you won’t00:13:09
get too much there00:13:11
you put in a card with like yesterday so go00:13:16
[music]00:13:18
Olya everyone00:13:20
is resting Galya what kind of khinkali are there00:13:26
what kind of khinkali are you like before the army I don’t00:13:30
do Olya 10 Galya gave birth what kind of Armenians are here00:13:36
so they ran over, yes,00:13:42
now I’m unloading00:13:45
personally, I got busy, what’s warming up is happening, oh yes,00:13:49
this is happening here in Pyatigorsk,00:13:51
put the military here, Stas00:13:54
Mikhailov, one day they give concerts in00:13:56
different wildly 8 women were torn apart by a00:14:02
woman, just understand, I’m like, but a00:14:04
non-conflict silicate person, I don’t00:14:07
see that you I'm a sucker,00:14:12
you want me, I just understand that there is a00:14:15
shortage of sun loungers on the beach and I think that this00:14:17
situation can somehow be reasoned with without leading to00:14:19
some kind of tarbalization00:14:21
[laughter]00:14:22
[music] it’s00:14:23
clear no, but you don’t understand anything to me00:14:28
[applause]00:14:32
batik of the parasite is frequent you're disgracing your mother,00:14:35
come in and at least in Poland and00:14:37
knee-deep in axes,00:14:38
it's all clear the woman doesn't want it00:14:40
in an amicable way00:14:44
[music]00:14:46
Mezhgorye yes the money was stolen from the safe, you lost it,00:14:50
you're putting it on, I don't know that's why I didn't00:14:54
fasten it well,00:14:57
or did you Polika Dozor bend over at the universities00:15:00
I don’t know voy a and00:15:04
she’s Galya wait, what are you drinking00:15:07
Tom’s grandfather and00:15:11
that war chick or what are00:15:13
you looking at, it’s true that she slipped alcohol from the infection00:15:17
and she didn’t take the check now and she can’t00:15:21
return it00:15:23
and she can’t choose any kind of plowing so that00:15:26
she’s going to win, I’m telling you oh00:15:29
[music]00:15:32
woman this is the last time I’m telling you this is00:15:34
my sunbed and yours are lying next to you00:15:37
standing00:15:39
[applause]00:15:43
excuse me at least Igromir Metida the00:15:47
Sochi Anapa steamship is leaving00:15:53
[applause] the00:15:57
Sochi Anapa steamship is delayed and00:16:02
the simplicity of the heel can’t solve anything00:16:05
woman and you please put yourself in a position,00:16:07
I just want to prove to my girlfriend that00:16:09
I am courageously and decisively drowning a man,00:16:11
let’s get out of here now, my man00:16:14
will come, he will break your legs, they supply matches, it’s00:16:16
clear, Lyuba, I collected a shooting gallery of cats00:16:22
there, he will break his legs, Valera, don’t tell me your00:16:27
wallet and walked, I thought, don’t you dare hurt people00:16:31
Valera dead end00:16:35
I won’t wait for you for the second time for murder from prison00:16:39
Luke well I’ll remember these kittens all my life00:16:48
Valera00:16:50
do something you did you don’t see00:16:54
what’s going on do something I say I00:16:55
want to do it to my father I have to guess I’ll let00:16:58
you do what I said and now00:17:01
it’s clear what Valera did, he went somewhere,00:17:04
because he’s still lying down comfortably, kill him,00:17:08
I’m here, what does it mean they killed them, the step should00:17:11
be our Valera00:17:21
again,00:17:31
beckoning again, if you win, an unforgettable night awaits you,00:17:35
Valera, I don’t believe that I’m saying this00:17:38
and a half of unfiltered00:17:41
[applause]00:17:51
then the letter of the hero00:17:55
any on the glass stepped on00:18:03
the need to00:18:08
let wounded the spirit of00:18:11
him I spoke again everyone will take care of00:18:17
Sochi Anapa is leaving00:18:21
[applause]00:18:22
[music]00:18:34
[applause]00:18:38
I am the KVN team city of Pyatigorsk00:18:41
summer cup this is a fabulous sea00:18:43
adventure00:18:44
[music]00:18:46
[applause]00:18:49
[ music]00:18:50
[applause]00:18:55
today00:18:58
it's boring now guess who00:19:03
will perform for you00:19:05
Nikita nowhere00:19:08
or never mind where00:19:16
we came out00:19:18
[music]00:19:22
look Tanya brainless invertebrates00:19:26
are showing00:19:30
[applause]00:19:34
girls so Olya Tanya you even have a body where are00:19:39
these another 100 kilograms00:19:42
so I'm taking a long time I was silent, but my patience00:19:45
is over, by what right do you00:19:48
have the right to insult these girls, Katya,00:19:54
says that they are mocking us, beating00:19:56
us,00:19:58
hitting me,00:20:01
I am 100:20:06
[music]00:20:09
[applause]00:20:11
and00:20:14
your prostitutes00:20:17
are me now, not for you girls00:20:21
[applause]00:20:23
how come you are not here for a newbie,00:20:28
why should God fasten it like this,00:20:32
he rolled it out in the tank, then they were all for you,00:20:35
this was the bait for Nagiyev00:20:39
[applause]00:20:44
he chased after these two nuts, he00:20:47
ended up in my room,00:20:50
as always, ruining everything, as if he would have given it right now,00:20:53
what for? Nagiyev Tanya has been in love since school00:20:57
as a physical education teacher00:21:01
okay girls go to your room put out the candles00:21:05
champagne you can drink these cutlets00:21:08
too eat00:21:10
cutlets00:21:11
minced meat fried00:21:15
food00:21:20
ideas to do00:21:31
this now with you yellow minke whales although00:21:35
no black hairy whales00:21:38
I’m actually blood Sebastian Tanya Sochi00:21:43
even crabs are Armenians00:21:52
and stop 0 and my representatives of00:21:54
the seabed,00:21:56
dear bottom,00:21:59
you understand that you wo00:22:01
n’t dig up the summer cup with such jokes, and by the way, I’m00:22:05
determined to win and if I want a miracle,00:22:07
I always achieve it, I’m saying all this00:22:11
Dmitry,00:22:21
so let’s follow the old pattern, how00:22:24
funny I am we are idiots00:22:27
to our friends, it’s no secret that00:22:29
flight attendants should be polite,00:22:31
beautiful and competent, but there are some00:22:34
flight attendants who owe nothing to anyone00:22:38
[music]00:22:39
[applause]00:22:43
dear passengers and those who are flying me in00:22:47
business class,00:22:50
fasten your seat belts, we are taking off,00:22:57
please raise your back00:23:01
like that turn off electronic devices and00:23:04
turn on why don’t you repeat in English00:23:08
you and me just killed a row don’t speak and00:23:11
but here’s the user from the swap list pliz plain00:23:15
just the song is youth00:23:21
woman why are the toilets closed from where00:23:24
I know maybe we are above the city let's fly00:23:30
woman you God on the spot boy me00:23:34
actually I'm a girl if something I don't00:23:38
see what if something00:23:41
this shosh should happen00:23:45
[applause]00:23:46
say about the caramels they will carry around00:23:49
of course I will see how I was carried apart00:24:01
woman and what did you bring me anyway I'm00:24:03
there from I wanted to be high and I’m a singer and to become00:24:06
someone more offended00:24:08
by what the holidays smell like and why am my husband00:24:12
afraid to fly why the stewards from and let’s go I00:24:16
love cognac00:24:20
so and so so well, well, I quickly sat down and00:24:22
stuck it in, we’re taking off and not, well, even God00:24:25
the pilot, honestly what’s going on00:24:28
in general, well, you’re not from him, don’t be00:24:30
angry, he just drank,00:24:33
yes, this is the man’s first flight, what kind of00:24:36
rotten people are you walking00:24:46
[music]00:24:52
friends, well, the next situation could00:24:55
only have happened in the Sochi police department00:24:58
[laughter]00:25:04
calm down, the man is missing, let’s take things in00:25:08
order, I’m missing when failures Lina00:25:10
Stas familia Mikhailov show00:25:15
you're kidding women it's you kidding the00:25:19
man disappeared you don't smoke necessities00:25:21
took that he disappeared before in Sochi for six00:25:24
days not a single concept and 1 orange of00:25:28
course he disappeared maybe he just stopped00:25:30
giving concerts00:25:34
well well he didn't stop giving concerts00:25:37
tired and decided to take a break00:25:39
take a break in August the00:25:42
most chose00:25:44
you in general and Sochi00:25:48
and Cheney’s heart disappeared from the saviors to00:25:51
mow down00:25:52
because I need Stas Mikhailov I understood00:25:55
he was Leps video on Leps and about the advice there is00:25:59
no Leps what are you talking about, maybe he00:26:02
just went with his wife to rest00:26:05
only Alexandra but I shouldn’t00:26:07
have paid for it00:26:08
calmly, this legend for the yellow press00:26:12
means so if you’re fidgety for us, don’t00:26:15
advise us to throw and where we’ll be sorry00:26:18
good good where was the last time you00:26:20
saw him you didn’t see but enjoyed it well00:26:24
like the last time we had lash so well of course00:26:25
in Tambov on at the concert over00:26:27
there stood in a white shirt, that’s when 400:26:30
buttons were stretched out, it’s important that the cross00:26:32
was visible from behind the spotlights were shining here00:26:35
the lighting for me he sang you’re mine00:26:45
let’s just make an identikit photo of the00:26:47
21st century robe Tatyana Alekseevna here’s the00:26:49
profile here’s the full face I have it in full00:26:53
height so defense 1 drawing00:26:57
[music]00:27:05
friends, well, now imagine the00:27:08
legendary Pyatigorsk family came00:27:10
to rest in Sochi00:27:12
[applause]00:27:15
Pavel Olya00:27:18
Olya can you imagine this brute, well, who is00:27:22
our family brute,00:27:24
so this scoundrel Galya has many00:27:28
names, why did I fall asleep he I didn’t wake up, I00:27:32
burned out, well, I woke up, what the hell woke me up00:27:40
anyway, how could I? The district pegs fell asleep. The00:27:43
hatch is moving, but the sun is moving, and I can’t move00:27:46
you, my sunshine,00:27:52
now because I slapped you, but I’m afraid it will hurt me more,00:27:57
maybe we’ll call an ambulance, oh 2 tone the bullet is also worried about00:28:00
itself and it00:28:01
hurts you, of course, but those00:28:06
really hurt, Valeria pci, I ca00:28:08
n’t even move, like a massacre,00:28:10
then I’m having a beer,00:28:17
like wait for the car, those beer allowed the hatch00:28:21
to the man, permission doesn’t need to be asked,00:28:23
clearly the man would have been able to live and00:28:27
raise his child00:28:30
something okay, I’m joking, I won’t pull that hatch is the00:28:35
fruit of our love Valera00:28:39
anyone, well, ice cream eats ice cream, where did he get00:28:42
his day from, why did you rip your panties open,00:28:47
it’s holy00:28:49
Valera, if I find out that you’re a coward and you00:28:52
rip it open, I’ll sew your mouth up,00:28:55
you forgot your sunscreen, thank you00:28:58
huge, so helpful,00:29:05
wait, you said that the cream in the room00:29:09
forgot,00:29:10
I mean, I forgot where I forgot when I forget you,00:29:14
Valera, this cream now you will00:29:16
never forget,00:29:18
hear man, it was you who smeared the cream on my wife,00:29:23
well, help,00:29:30
hatch, I’m drinking, throw the ball, and the00:29:34
man is00:29:36
number 333, thank you, good luck rest have a00:29:39
good hunt00:29:41
[music]00:30:00
you know we are a team from the Caucasus and00:30:04
we stood on this stage for so long and never said00:30:06
a toast if you allow champagne studio00:30:11
[music]00:30:41
[applause] [music]00:30:46
so high, high in the 5 mountains there lived one00:30:52
cheerful KVN team you know in00:30:56
fact, this is not a team, this is a family,00:30:59
so let's raise our glasses and drink so00:31:01
that our jury puts family00:31:05
first00:31:07
[applause]00:31:09
[music]00:31:11
[applause]00:31:14
[music]00:31:17
lunch to the00:31:19
leg and now I drank one to one my00:31:22
physical teacher00:31:29
friends all we know that there are holiday00:31:33
romances, there are office romances, and in our00:31:36
teams there was a holiday romance with an office00:31:38
romance00:31:39
[music] [laughter]00:31:47
[music]00:31:49
what a cool bear, come on, I never00:31:52
thought that you shoot so well,00:31:59
do it again, but I’ve already done it a hundred times00:32:02
started00:32:04
[music]00:32:08
banya-luka broke up the shell my chick with the00:32:12
chick my chick is only mine me and I have a chain00:32:17
[applause]00:32:22
I'm the best review of the chick for you but00:32:30
[applause]00:32:32
by the way oh why did you send me flowers to your room00:32:35
why didn't you like it00:32:38
I liked it to my liking, it’s just that our00:32:39
guys could figure it out, I had to say00:32:41
that it was I who ordered a weak one for my room00:32:42
so often I did it, they didn’t guess anything00:32:47
Vanka,00:32:48
I kind of00:32:51
[music]00:32:53
I don’t believe that my pores have become00:32:58
[music]00:33:00
allure you me ears were pinched,00:33:04
give your body a little rest,00:33:07
what is it, excuse me, it just seemed like00:33:10
one of the guys is00:33:12
coming here in the00:33:14
fields above me, well, you’ll kill him before the wedding and he00:33:18
’ll heal before the wedding, but what’s up to ours00:33:24
[music]00:33:31
wait guys, look at him with00:33:35
[applause]00:33:40
so I I don’t understand what’s going on at all,00:33:43
what’s incomprehensible, they’re kissing, it means they’re a00:33:46
couple guys, you’re crazy,00:33:49
you’re completely different, you can’t be together, why is00:33:51
Vanya a young parodist, Olya, KVN prima donna,00:33:55
we had such cases before,00:34:02
I realized he’s with her for money, he has what he00:34:05
has money what’s happening and I don’t understand00:34:07
along the way peace for today00:34:15
Olya how did this happen well I couldn’t00:34:19
resist the beauty that’s00:34:22
how you got there you00:34:25
take it say thank you no and00:34:29
she knows about your apartment00:34:32
quietly about the apartment not with her00:34:37
I love00:34:38
Vanya an Orthodox Jew00:34:42
right very much nice people00:34:46
[music]00:34:50
I didn’t want to go home, went to war, you Mark,00:34:55
not if everything is bad so that everything is very good with us, I’m00:35:00
sure there’s no urine, how very good00:35:05
[music]00:35:08
I’m poking now blinked or something, he came back in the00:35:12
morning,00:35:14
you’re Marvina, now let me go please00:35:19
let me go please00:35:22
omitting please let go00:35:27
please let go00:35:29
please let go00:35:36
[applause]00:35:40
lower00:35:48
[applause]00:35:51
[music] what are00:36:00
you doing00:36:05
wait until we came up with this it was00:36:08
invented and of course that's what all00:36:11
this is for before to finish the real00:36:13
novel so that's exactly the KVN romance which is00:36:17
how much there twelve years have already lasted,00:36:19
Lord00:36:21
Alexandrovich,00:36:23
this is our last game, although two years00:36:27
ago we already said00:36:32
[applause]00:36:36
that there was already the last game, it’s just that we and00:36:39
diplomats sometimes say not what00:36:41
we think, but I walk slowly00:36:45
[music]00:36:47
[applause]00:36:48
[music]00:36:50
rocks of luck there is no water and we managed00:36:55
not to live00:36:57
and for this we lived God's whole life00:37:02
to thank00:37:03
me for00:37:07
something else and performed more well,00:37:11
if suddenly an invitation arrives00:37:17
[music]00:37:22
Macau00:37:25
[music]00:37:33
[applause]00:37:34
[music]00:37:42
came to Vladivostok KVN team city00:37:44
Pyatigorsk00:37:45
first thing I did was go on a city tour00:37:49
[music]00:38:07
[music]00:38:14
[applause]00:38:19
Vladivostok State Highway Traffic Safety Inspector cartoon00:38:22
who are your documents00:38:24
here you go00:38:26
so she's a dog00:38:29
what kind of dog oh00:38:33
she's saying something or something00:38:36
[applause]00:38:38
a belt over the shoulder00:38:41
guys you guys didn't notice by the way that the00:38:43
farther from Moscow00:38:47
and the funny hose there are prohibited objects00:38:50
there are piercing cutting ones no of course, well, if00:38:54
not Thanos,00:38:55
you’ll give me a straight edged weapon, Tanya, this is the00:38:59
time bayonet spear right now you wo00:39:01
n’t kiss your eyes, you’ll poke out your eyes,00:39:02
you’re the driver,00:39:06
then people in our apartment are already looking askance at00:39:09
this distant the east, here half00:39:11
the population is looking askance at the00:39:16
summer cup about Vladivostok, not the city, there are00:39:20
no complaints here, everything is of course, but the report is something, the00:39:23
bridge, the00:39:25
oceanarium,00:39:27
they prepared for you with a box,00:39:30
right, actually, Putin didn’t come here a week ago,00:39:33
but it’s clear that someone00:39:36
helped, of course, well,00:39:41
since Vladivostok Pyatigorsk is so prepared,00:39:43
it must simply give its all,00:39:45
so Pyatigorsk smile help00:39:49
kamyzyak00:39:53
[applause]00:39:54
[music]00:39:55
[applause]00:39:56
[music]00:40:02
naturally the most00:40:04
conscientious officials work in the Vladivostok city administration, we understand that it’s00:40:07
difficult, but let’s fantasize and00:40:09
imagine that somehow00:40:12
one of them appeared black sheep itself, I00:40:15
understand,00:40:17
hello, good afternoon, we came to00:40:21
get a Far Eastern hectare,00:40:23
what is the truth, but they00:40:28
took him away, only here00:40:37
he was the only one, guys,00:40:42
wait, as one clearly says, any00:40:45
citizen of the Russian Federation can00:40:47
get one hectare of land in the Far East00:40:48
for 5 years for free00:40:52
she's at me00:40:56
please, this is Japan, don't thank me,00:41:05
listen, we'll complain so quietly, I'm00:41:07
not nervous, now you'll be nervous, you'll lose00:41:10
weight, you'll become a [ __ ], damn I'm late with00:41:13
advice,00:41:17
let's calm down and you'll00:41:21
find us a plot, yes, let's00:41:23
pick us a plot,00:41:25
so let's talk to you about00:41:29
this you are planning to build on your00:41:32
plot from not interesting, but we want to00:41:34
build a small house small00:41:35
cheese factory to sing about00:41:42
and it’s great to hear I’m in the second episode what00:41:49
in what episode because I don’t want a series or00:41:53
something Giovanni to fool the heads of this dry00:41:55
woman why can’t you just take it and00:41:57
do yours work, why do you00:41:59
have to get on your nerves, listen, to be00:42:01
honest, I’m generally a00:42:04
harmful person by nature, endowed with power, and00:42:07
sometimes it seems to me that all of them are like this, and00:42:19
you came here, happy,00:42:23
beautiful, you’re full of ideas, you00:42:27
really infuriate me, they don’t give you their word of honor00:42:30
goodbye this is where we had to start,00:42:33
she came here, hello, listen, you know what I00:42:37
came up with to build a cheese factory on my site,00:42:39
landscaped bushes and00:42:42
ass non-relatives came00:42:45
[music]00:42:52
[music]00:42:55
vladivostok is famous for its variety of00:42:58
restaurants serving oriental cuisine, but often00:43:00
their owners believe that the Far East00:43:02
so far away that there is no inspection00:43:05
from Moscow and I am in danger, so the00:43:08
inspector program came with an inspection to one of00:43:10
these restaurants00:43:14
[music]00:43:21
you can not hand the00:43:24
Japanese00:43:29
and bought it and made it by the bank, we00:43:34
will not work00:43:38
well then00:43:40
we are glad to welcome you to our00:43:43
sushi restaurant from Katyusha00:43:46
good I’m the host of the Inspectorro program,00:43:55
look, I’ve00:43:58
come to us, I’ll00:44:03
carry out an inspection in any corner, I00:44:06
’ll look in every single shelf, and here you do00:44:09
n’t have to go far, that’s what it is,00:44:11
what’s that on the floor, the same00:44:14
cockroach cockroach 8 I thought what was behind it00:44:19
no, I crushed this mole cricket yesterday,00:44:21
they came running here like that. oven00:44:25
in the kitchen to convince00:44:28
you that you make rolls with your bare hands, why do you make rolls with your00:44:31
bare hands, just bare hands, what ca00:44:37
n’t you say about the shooting range, I’ve already put00:44:40
something on myself, so what00:44:48
will happen if I open00:44:51
the refrigerator,00:44:52
listen, we’ll be so grateful to you, we’ll be00:44:55
honest, who are00:44:58
we aiming to open it already? we can’t know00:45:02
and someone is already knocking from there,00:45:05
well, it’s low understandable for the first time in the00:45:08
history of the auditor program to leave and the00:45:10
disadvantages of the auditorro program categorically does00:45:12
not recommend let’s go dry00:45:15
[music]00:45:17
why are you fca doing anti-advertising to us and what are00:45:22
you going to threaten I have00:45:32
Olya to give according to the text and also to say about00:45:35
against again you want a showdown, there will be00:45:38
a showdown for you, stop here,00:45:42
you roll up the dragon00:45:45
[music]00:45:54
well done father Katya and her mother00:45:58
came to Vladivostok and00:46:03
this is not my mother, this is yours together and00:46:07
sort it out with her Olya now00:46:10
I’ll bring your dragon to you here from Alexander00:46:12
Vasilyevich and I the flock we are experiencing he is00:46:14
private it is to clean up who will be00:46:18
in Vladivostok for the first time, what an00:46:21
embarrassment everyone has arrived00:46:25
[music]00:46:28
those are highly Vassenki dota little00:46:31
rain listen guys I00:46:34
finally found a pet for myself home echo but00:46:37
kiss how are you going let's go on pita vorsk and00:46:40
you will be long ago setting fire to the burners I have,00:46:45
listen, and I took the brochure, you’ll00:46:48
bring it back to me, well, right there,00:46:51
you’ll eat it right away, well done, she moved away from the00:46:54
dragon00:46:56
[music]00:46:58
quietly, Igor, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid of him, not00:47:07
finally on the touch from which I've been waiting all00:47:10
my life for Katyusha, maybe it's not necessary, it's00:47:12
still Allen, I'm challenging you to a fight,00:47:19
okay, I'll accept the fight00:47:25
[music]00:47:28
in short, accompany you00:47:40
until how long will you choke me,00:47:42
chasing for souls,00:47:44
well, tell me how long you'll be over00:47:47
mock us while the audience00:47:49
laughs, that is, you want to say that00:47:52
this will never end and you want00:47:55
it to end00:47:58
[applause]00:48:05
Alexander Vasilyevich Pyatigorsk already has00:48:07
such a tradition, we say every year that00:48:09
we are leaving the claims, let me tell you, we00:48:12
love you so much that for your sake ready to [ __ ]00:48:15
all my life00:48:21
[music]00:48:29
I’m afraid00:48:32
[music]00:48:34
and00:48:40
[applause]00:48:45
[music]00:48:49
warbler I don’t know how you are in Kamyzyaki but00:48:52
here in the Caucasus any event00:48:54
ends in so much time and well, here we have00:48:57
Alexander in the same way, well00:49:05
let’s do it00:49:15
here is a team from the Caucasus to the guys00:49:18
where you are from, also southerners and even southerners, yes, we have00:49:22
n’t seen you for a long time, we miss you00:49:24
very much, we want to invite you to join us,00:49:27
he means that it’s just like a00:49:29
long time ago, surprisingly, in fact, the hour the game00:49:31
will end, everyone will go about their business, it’s00:49:33
just not enough who knows that in no one and00:49:35
showed up not yet very much communicates with us00:49:36
Azamat Olesya wear in general than the00:49:40
rich are happy00:49:43
no00:49:44
[applause]00:49:47
now think about the fact that she has00:49:49
so far refused how to00:49:53
play by the rules as agreed00:49:56
so agreed let's yes I so00:49:59
Alexander imagined himself, he00:50:11
was eliminated, just00:50:14
guys, don’t worry, this happened00:50:16
in our team, don’t worry, I don’t know how to00:50:18
deal with it, so dad, Denis Dorokhov,00:50:21
get it out of here, everything is fine00:50:24
and often this happened to you a couple of times, I00:50:28
know everything, my father came in, yes, sorry,00:50:31
code it in the end what are you going to do00:50:33
from here guys, well, somehow we need00:50:36
to get out, let’s have a lot of us, maybe there’s00:50:37
something, maybe he and be the00:50:39
smartest one will suggest how to00:50:41
get out, you know, I suggest guys,00:50:44
let the00:50:47
most charismatic one is marked Kosovo00:50:50
ceviche right,00:50:52
well, since the wind of our knees has directed our00:50:57
sails side of the00:50:58
charismatic leader,00:51:07
I offer the deputy, so look as00:51:10
if I’m coming, come on, I agreed, better00:51:12
come, help yourself, that’s what you00:51:16
want, what do you want for00:51:20
a visit, point, let00:51:23
the guys know, here we are, as you00:51:25
suggested to me, I immediately, without a second’s00:51:27
hesitation, agreed, I came right away,00:51:29
which means that The only thing that doesn’t00:51:30
disappoint is that my00:51:32
beloved Azamat Musa Galiyev is not here at00:51:34
this table, I was probably getting ready, tired, sick of the devil,00:51:38
always when Alice wears it00:51:41
immediately means a mischief, she is now00:51:43
asking me for the motorcycle of her beloved,00:51:46
what don’t ask me,00:51:48
you already have everything, I will00:51:51
mean eggs are two symbols of Karaev, well00:51:54
guys, hello, where is my favorite fly,00:51:59
he’s sitting in prison00:52:03
[applause]00:52:05
so he’s sitting in prison like this, this is not00:52:08
given because of his stupidity,00:52:10
he pretended to be another person, this is00:52:12
what you’re saying, this is what00:52:15
I’m saying, he’s sitting in in prison he was fighting like a fly, he was00:52:17
fighting between the windows, they took him and00:52:19
caught the guy00:52:21
Alexander Vasily, guys, let's00:52:23
have fun,00:52:25
your friend was put in prison and you00:52:27
gathered there to have fun,00:52:29
he's stupid, now he's stupid, we00:52:32
're having fun, that's all,00:52:45
yes guys with you, of course, they're having fun, but there's00:52:49
nothing to organize you can't thank00:52:51
you very much the girls went to the00:52:53
king that but we have music for how you00:52:56
go to karaoke very easily on the00:52:58
announcement of life you can look endlessly00:53:01
at three things how the fire burns how00:53:03
the water flows and how drunk girls sing in karaoke00:53:09
it00:53:11
and everything00:53:15
I’ll take it since she’s already singing for baking,00:53:19
let’s go home and why did my girls rush for the00:53:22
first time or something,00:53:27
please excuse me, they00:53:29
called me. There’s a child crying in my apartment,00:53:32
and since you don’t have children,00:53:34
especially since I’ll go and see what kind of00:53:37
child there is in the apartment, she’s crying, sit here, she’s00:53:40
our friend but we won’t give up either. but I00:53:43
really don’t understand why I left me and you00:53:46
six years ago,00:53:48
we’ve been married to him for 5 years,00:53:57
you bought it from us yourself,00:54:00
that when I exchanged which chain loops00:54:03
are combined, I have feelings for my ex, I’m00:54:05
renewing Katyusha masts, you’ll go home,00:54:09
the gun really, go home, accept bath and00:54:12
didn’t know the sting of the cold bed 1 Olya00:54:16
Buzova said if00:54:18
you want, just forget it, take it bend00:54:21
Azarov’s height that no one needs you00:54:24
urgently that the girls are doing this, well, I’m turning off00:54:28
the car Yulya no, that’s what they said about00:54:31
singing a song and we’ll go spend the00:54:37
night00:54:44
[applause]00:54:45
[music ]00:54:48
Katya you look so much like your godfather,00:54:50
what are you doing, it’s bad,00:54:53
well, it’s bad, you need to take your mind off it, will it00:54:57
get a cyst, look at how00:55:00
I have it, if00:55:03
he gave me this from eachine,00:55:06
and with Chenka, of course, I understand everything, but00:55:11
have a conscience, sing and sing let00:55:13
the men also sing appetite you want to00:55:16
sing at all come let's do00:55:19
n't cry00:55:22
yet it's00:55:25
founded 1 set00:55:29
and why are you sad you also ask for00:55:32
another song ordered00:55:45
friends it's time to tell you the secret of00:55:48
our team they are afraid to fly on a plane00:55:50
so we came to Vladivostok by00:55:53
train now we are afraid to travel by train00:55:58
about this our story in00:56:03
Pyatigorsk cats00:56:07
the story about me and about me stories about00:56:10
us00:56:11
it is carried out Moscow-Vladivostok trains00:56:15
you I personally will not have a yellow red00:56:17
flag but I was usually a passenger in a00:56:19
reserved seat car thanks to him my00:56:22
personal life ended sanitary zones,00:56:24
yes, I’m such a pharmacy under a mask, they00:56:27
weren’t strangers for long, already in Vladimir, I recognized her00:56:30
name and badges, others, high to the00:56:33
very bottom, first kiss at the station,00:56:36
letter from Tina, not at home, something chicken00:56:40
period on the platforms, no flowers, Godar, south,00:56:42
beer and fish in Krasnoyarsk reddened surrendered in00:56:45
his feelings and we closed the compartment until the00:56:48
Irkutsk00:56:50
[music]00:56:53
[applause]00:56:55
mutually.00:56:59
no,00:57:02
knowing weakness, I fell and the sweetness00:57:05
was given to them in gusts of joy in the arms of a mission to00:57:08
happiness there is no end to the composition everything rolls00:57:11
developed so kindly to expands00:57:14
alas, like tea with sugar sediment our00:57:16
feelings cooled down and now she and I were already on00:57:19
different shelves sleeping, she slept00:57:21
silently in the pillow at night cried less and less often we00:57:24
space place took the sink will still00:57:28
the head of the train decides from she 6 love00:57:31
fell even tea and the relationship went along a00:57:35
dead-end branch I began to take money from him00:57:37
for using rosette00:57:39
imagine one day I went into the compartment the00:57:42
mattress was told chrome this is a sea of nobody00:57:45
half an hour walked all the shelves, her heart was filled with00:57:48
melancholy and then I remembered00:57:51
he came to Khabarovsk, I’m Russian Dahab00:57:56
[music]00:58:05
[music]00:58:07
and I’m like fog outside the window here in Luchegorsk,00:58:10
they’re boring speeches to stupefy and here’s a guy00:58:13
dressing like a damp feather from the rain,00:58:16
approaching with00:58:18
flowers00:58:21
tears in the eyes and parts are a little bit from the00:58:24
wind, such love is 10 thousand00:58:27
kilometers long in a rally, the songs are clear and00:58:29
simple to the point of pain, everything that goes to00:58:32
Vladivostok comes to you with anyone00:58:39
just and with love come on00:58:44
[music]00:58:52
everything is not so simple for you00:58:54
Nadezhda Olga not00:58:55
and00:58:56
[music]00:59:09
[applause]00:59:16
[music]00:59:25
[music]00:59:36
[applause]00:59:39
thank you, we also couldn’t calm down for a long time,00:59:41
you know,00:59:43
dear friends, search itself, I actually don’t know00:59:46
how the other teams are, but I would like to00:59:48
contact you, we came here, we00:59:50
did a long journey not for the sake of cups and00:59:53
not for the sake of awards, we want you to know that00:59:56
now on the stage there are people who00:59:57
flew here only to00:59:59
prove to you once again that we are ready01:00:02
to fly for you to the ends of the earth, you and I01:00:06
[applause] we01:00:10
will rewind the film when a01:00:14
tower appeared on everyone, they burst into01:00:18
more01:00:22
than a01:00:25
kilogram of 10,200, it was difficult, but01:00:29
faith 5 of Pyatigorsk always saved someone,01:00:34
we have already become champions, but01:00:37
now we have a chance to serve as the best of the01:00:39
best, and today we are a bully, this is only so01:00:43
that through the01:00:47
verse they hold on to the rose until the01:00:50
needle is about a month there and the bunnies are each here01:00:53
with their own alone and I01:00:59
can only01:01:00
fall through01:01:04
and I like the faces to the park01:01:09
[music]01:01:15
[music]01:01:18
Takumi goods01:01:21
5th grade namely01:01:25
Danila01:01:27
Tatyana Vinokurova Alexander Panin01:01:30
once saw everything ahead 5 thank you bye01:01:34
[applause ]01:01:42
to win in Kazakhstan, the KVN team in the01:01:45
city of Pyatigorsk decided to be as01:01:48
close as possible to the Kazakh viewer,01:01:55
I’m a bard and there’s not enough01:01:58
[applause]01:02:09
[music]01:02:14
program01:02:17
during the day, I’ll borrow a01:02:19
project for01:02:20
everyone,01:02:23
well, hello Kazakhstan,01:02:30
peace to your home,01:02:38
what kind of Caucasian is this, hey01:02:42
Olya, stop kidding, we’re here at least01:02:45
in the topic is this Russian folk01:02:48
Astana is not interesting to anyone at all, we cook,01:02:52
I don’t need it01:02:57
[applause]01:03:00
metro01:03:01
[music]01:03:03
I want you, don’t talk to this01:03:07
Simeon, here he is,01:03:11
but Olya, voila,01:03:14
and this is not him, and you are definitely not him, and01:03:20
who are you, madam01:03:28
the guys have the will for this,01:03:32
as you found out, she told me that her fingers were01:03:35
old, the dents hit me too, so01:03:38
the judges don’t rock the boat, it doesn’t bother them, and01:03:40
they came here on a personal matter before01:03:42
night in Kazakhstan, we heard you have troubles here,01:03:53
Olya, in fact, according to the law, there is polygamy here01:03:55
prohibited but nothing casino in Moscow is also01:03:58
prohibited by law, I somehow play well,01:04:01
my grandfather and my only one with whom01:04:05
I will not be the only one01:04:07
[music]01:04:10
we make noise and let’s not find anything better, you01:04:14
want to make a raft with more numbers and even01:04:19
good bodies leaked out, you’ll think about01:04:23
screaming01:04:27
[music]01:04:31
we understand that we have such a responsible01:04:34
game, we have Berniki Azi onyx Kamyzyak01:04:37
Kazakhs01:04:39
Alessan Masich and how did we get into this halal01:04:43
mess in the first place01:04:55
girls, we will just lose these I beg you01:04:59
Russians in Kazakhstan you will definitely01:05:01
win and why is this even so Arshavin for and01:05:03
thunder on01:05:07
so Tanka missions Kazan what for what is01:05:12
Kazan there are rams there is01:05:14
now such a beshbarmak forget it they won’t01:05:17
think it’s enough to be01:05:19
[applause]01:05:23
[music]01:05:24
[applause]01:05:28
[music]01:05:29
[applause]01:05:35
today Baikonur is a modern01:05:38
cosmodrome from which to01:05:39
Astronauts from all over the world go into space, but01:05:42
before they begin to explore the expanses of01:05:44
the universe, they need to undergo a medical examination from01:05:47
doctors with the old Soviet school,01:05:50
and I also sent a squirrel and an arrow into space, I01:05:53
understand, you’ll say the word to me, I’ll01:05:57
knock out your teeth, Mia, and in the lands of01:05:59
the tube you’ll eat01:06:01
excuse me from the01:06:03
type Soria Maslova he is not 10 but perhaps01:06:07
here the infection is so next01:06:11
all the standards are clear otherwise my dragonfly01:06:16
from clever Wotan please get on the01:06:19
scales I said vista and you got up he is from01:06:24
Tatyana Ressina now I understand the01:06:25
meaning of this phrase in the list of spacesuit01:06:30
what I say I have five men in space for a01:06:34
year already in orbit, only me,01:06:37
how do you register a person like this or for01:06:39
humanitarian aid,01:06:43
get out of here in the frame while the wind is without the stones01:06:47
of space and you have to ask with your body and in everything,01:06:49
according to this principle, we decide fit, unfit,01:06:52
which means by what principle we decide01:06:55
therefore according to our mood until the next one from 2001:07:00
hello01:07:03
[music]01:07:06
feel01:07:09
undress01:07:12
why are you an ophthalmologist01:07:14
here01:07:16
[laughter]01:07:21
oh tank of01:07:23
space flies to01:07:27
what I’ll wake up I say on the couch01:07:29
lie down with jaundice measles and chicken pox01:07:31
had a rash of some kind for me then it01:07:34
’s better to get off couches so woman01:07:37
what's going on everything is quiet quiet mouth01:07:40
close your eye like this close the letters01:07:42
repeat01:07:44
I want you01:07:52
if you are crazy hati hati hati hati01:07:55
tanyukha well listen, the heart is knocking,01:08:01
everyone will jump out, it means that the same01:08:04
door close which 2 now let01:08:07
's see how you went too far boiled but01:08:08
steve ran01:08:10
[music]01:08:25
dear friends since we are a women’s01:08:28
team uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuThesssss;s the01:08:31
dominant women’s team stood01:08:34
exactly under normal01:08:37
So that’s how we are a women’s team but a01:08:41
woman usually flies abroad to01:08:42
relax for shopping give us here01:08:46
the man brought us here for01:08:49
a vacation of course we will organize it ourselves and if01:08:52
we don’t win the cup Alexander01:08:53
Vasilyevich beads01:09:04
[music]01:09:08
jackal and01:09:11
May 1st of all01:09:13
and [music]01:09:15
[applause]01:09:18
[music]01:09:28
between Russia and Kazakhstan, like01:09:31
real neighbors, warm01:09:33
and friendly relations have long been established, but not everyone is lucky with01:09:36
their neighbors, as Kazakhstan and so an01:09:38
ordinary Pyatigorsk family at their dacha01:09:41
and01:09:47
you ate maggots01:09:52
I told Valera for two days I won’t get out01:09:56
of here how cute they are as they say01:09:59
goodbye neighbor on the left01:10:02
were your tears and sweet as wine01:10:07
well you’re really in the mood today of course01:10:10
not the version such a plot has been squeezed out so let’s01:10:13
fence take it apart to the point, just don’t01:10:15
break it, but we’ll board up that grandma’s window, she’s01:10:18
sitting firing at us,01:10:20
anyone, this is actually my mother,01:10:23
so you say about carrying the body, it’s not watered,01:10:26
all the people purchase, well, that means here we’ll01:10:29
fill the foundation for Vadika’s house, we’ll build a01:10:31
son, he’ll live next to his mother, God01:10:34
at least if only he gets a good girl, he01:10:36
gets a witch, some kind of snake Ufa is01:10:38
on deck, it’s you, Valera, your wife, he’s lucky, do01:10:40
n’t let your dad get unlucky, and the01:10:44
neighbors,01:10:47
if you need anything, contact us, we’ll always01:10:49
help, we’re sure we’ll make friends with you,01:10:52
these creatures immediately from the scandal of the beginning of the species,01:10:57
well, nothing I'm sorry, I'm saying,01:11:00
welcome, help yourself to some pies,01:11:03
mom baked me p p a01:11:06
ch seams without a mask, go01:11:09
yes no, dad, this is proper nutrition, and01:11:13
we have Valera too, p.p. I thought that01:11:15
they also wrote correctly that the beer half-year01:11:18
also cannot be violated, they said01:11:22
good day, Valerka, are you going with me01:11:26
to the river, you haven’t finished drinking01:11:27
at all, and it’s already an01:11:30
hour of Leo that Lebanon Valerka, but there’s no point in01:11:34
asking him anyway, you decide everything,01:11:41
wait, you can go diving01:11:43
what kind of diving is it I01:11:46
threw a moonshine still into the river, they are01:11:48
now diving for the second week looking for him,01:11:51
stay at home, I said to hell with the01:11:54
q100 unfinished, I’ll take you to the gate and01:11:58
back what a strange man this one is, yes,01:12:01
yes, Sasha the fly, our01:12:03
local fool, why the fly time, near Moscow,01:12:06
a train hit us at the front of the village01:12:08
and came to us,01:12:11
dear, and01:12:13
then meet Murat, Murat, our01:12:16
new neighbors, roller share, come see01:12:20
how a man should look,01:12:24
handsome,01:12:26
like his, and look at the woman over there,01:12:32
at least you even called for beans, depending on01:12:35
whether the beast is poisonous you can’t miss the skirts, such an infection,01:12:39
oh, whoever remembers the old thing, look over there,01:12:43
faith does01:12:47
n’t teach you anything to live at all, and01:12:52
Maratik means you’re going to such muratiks,01:12:56
conveyors, let him out to us with Marat,01:12:59
karaoke, we met, imagine, he01:13:01
fell in love with me at first sight, beetles and01:13:04
compare your beloved song you can even and01:13:07
of course01:13:09
[music]01:13:11
raise your eyes and your eyes01:13:14
Christmas ran make01:13:17
a wish for everything you dream about in the body I01:13:23
still have a couple of you grew up plague on a brick01:13:29
our environment Lord this is a chop song01:13:33
about love here we have Valera pet berry button01:13:35
accordion now we will sing Valera in B flat at the01:13:43
registry office there was a carriage01:13:46
there, there was a magnificent wedding,01:13:50
all the guests were smartly dressed,01:13:54
the bride the sheep overslept,01:13:57
but I had to register them,01:14:01
so I registered them01:14:07
with us today, by the way, dumplings with01:14:09
strawberries for dinner, it’s still a great01:14:11
pleasure to come, and I01:14:14
invited you that I just said that01:14:17
we have dumplings with strawberries01:14:19
for what kind of pies Iberia you will01:14:22
see more often I won’t see it you don’t want it as you want01:14:25
then to01:14:27
valerka the speed of the river is 1001:14:31
kilometers per hour and the weight of the device is 501:14:33
kilograms so the depth is 3 meters you01:14:36
understand that it turns out no I01:14:39
I started to remember the numbers,01:14:40
okay,01:14:43
707 I remembered the joy, what a hatch, well,01:14:47
maybe I should pee this thing, but I didn’t give01:14:49
a figure of five fingers, I’ll give you the part,01:14:52
so you get out of here while you’re at it, I forgot the letters01:14:54
quickly, I’ll run the wire once and01:14:57
it’s better to get a job melting you01:15:00
damn on my neck sitting on your neck Valira doesn't01:15:02
work doesn't work he01:15:05
flies out of work like a cork from a bottle of new ones in the01:15:09
young month of April at Baikonur the case01:15:13
was01:15:14
brilliant my Valera lit a cigarette from a rocket01:15:19
vaio01:15:21
higher faith01:15:23
without01:15:25
knowing any barriers01:15:29
sandra01:15:31
Valera's colleagues are01:15:34
flying flying01:15:36
Mitya01:15:38
photo some parasite came home01:15:40
barefoot as the currency burns out 1 glad sho it’s01:15:43
easier to smoke street Taiwan01:15:51
why are you hanging your nose the fly left again I01:15:56
apologize Valery yes if you don’t help01:16:00
the car then it will help what won’t help go01:16:02
help the person well how come you can’t01:16:05
see the collar I put it around my neck, I said, and01:16:08
I’ll go out the gate, he’ll pull01:16:12
the pipec, everything’s turned off, go,01:16:15
thank you, hatch,01:16:18
listen, really, well, somehow it’s not a01:16:20
napkin, well, at least develop one pie,01:16:23
of course, the treat will suffer, this is your point. it's01:16:26
delicious, the01:16:27
filling is interesting, it's interesting01:16:31
[music]01:16:38
God, what's wrong with him, I don't know, we01:16:41
've gotten there so far, yes, he's got there somehow, he managed to get drunk, well,01:16:46
I love you, and here01:16:52
he lived,01:16:55
great pawns, the same since the morning, I held on01:16:59
to01:17:18
Lera,01:17:24
our rose, we planted, we thought Didn’t it spill,01:17:27
did it come out and I did01:17:31
n’t see anything behind the fence, but it turns01:17:33
out that you have such a beautiful garden, what a01:17:35
great fellow you are,01:17:36
we’re just swimming here from morning to evening, oh,01:17:40
who’s messing around, it’s just driving01:17:42
on a lera,01:17:43
you’re a [ __ ], you think it’s easy to drive around a01:17:46
corner or something listen to how we01:17:49
will now fence steel01:17:51
[music]01:17:53
maybe don’t put it on,01:17:57
listen to this and drink tea bot okay01:17:59
let’s polish let’s give your tincture bring carry01:18:03
carry I know that there is01:18:08
[music]01:18:11
oh you’re an infection akhalay-makhalay then01:18:15
let’s not give out skins to the crowd01:18:18
come on come on polski listen and you are01:18:21
neighbors then you met ours with k01:18:23
let's say hello you have such01:18:25
good neighbors Nurlan Azamat01:18:35
watermelon01:18:40
this is01:18:42
oh what a beauty guys imagine they01:18:45
removed the fence they turned out to be such nice01:18:49
neighbors we made friends in our garbage dumps water01:18:51
guys I have an ace you are my ace then01:18:55
you know, in the world now there are01:19:02
so many of these squabbles and swearing between neighbors and we would01:19:06
like the big planet to take an01:19:09
example from our planet on which01:19:12
everyone is friends on the planet KVN01:19:15
[applause]01:19:21
my brother,01:19:24
today we are walking01:19:27
even formally and abroad01:19:32
but they accept us as if they were our own brothers, my brother01:19:39
and you are there but. knowing to eat01:19:43
our faces are very similar01:19:47
but the fence and you and I have no01:19:51
fences at all there we went and a very01:19:55
wonderful garden01:19:57
[applause] [music]01:19:59
roses bro bath01:20:04
fun01:20:07
[applause]01:20:13
cheese for today01:20:16
[applause]01:20:17
[music]01:20:18
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