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in short, I was in the eighties, it was a
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cold spring morning, I stood in line
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for bread, then in line for milk,
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then in line for milk, then in line for food, why do we run out of
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food so quickly that
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every day we have to stand in these
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lines so as not to be late for school?
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my turn I paid the
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ruble took the change and quickly took the groceries
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home action plan for today I have a
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simple day, first study then cleanup and
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in the evening to prepare for the upcoming
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exam on the history of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union this is the most
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useless subject that will never be
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useful in life, it seems I understand where
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everything disappears so quickly food tomorrow I'll
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have to stand in line again I
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quickly froze I went home ran to the
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trolleybus stop arrived at the place
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went to the institute in class I was
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completely immersed in my thoughts I thought
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cool discos and the new black Volga it's a
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pity that I'm from an ordinary Soviet family and
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we'll never get one like this car
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Romka, sitting next to me, began
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to show off his brand new watch, of course,
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if my father was a pilot, I would also
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show off fashionable imported things, but
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it would be better if he was
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preparing for the exam with such enthusiasm. After a couple, we went
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to the dining room, I took a cutlet with pasta,
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no, with buckwheat and jelly Romka took out a
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Pepsi Cola from his briefcase and servelat everyone
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in the dining room turned their heads
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at that moment it seemed to me that the entire
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Soviet people turned their heads and Romka
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with zilch opened the bottle and started running with a
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grin and asked how the washes tasted 7 I
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said that they weren’t the most delicious, but I bought them
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not with his parents’ money, the grin
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slipped from his face, he said that he could
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earn money and I myself very much
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doubted it, I loudly offered to bet
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that on my own in a month he could
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earn more than I did, we made a deal, the
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guy who wins takes all the
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money for himself after studying I immediately
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went to the bulletin board to
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look for work because selling
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waste paper as scrap metal was not that
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profitable. I wrote down several interesting
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options and went to the Saturday one, but there
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was no one there, look around, there was a
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crowd of people nearby, I
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came closer, everything was clear, Romka
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was selling foreign goods, disgusting the
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black marketer was angry and I threw away the rake and went home to look for a job, came back for the rake, they will still come in handy at home, sat down on a chair, glitched modern talking, had a snack, let me call the list, called for an hour and two hours, finally found a suitable job in the morning, I arrived at the place, it was a machine tool factory, the red proletarian was not issued robe and
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showed work stations, would I really be
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working at this machine, but they handed me
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a broom and told me to sweep the eye next to it,
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after eight hours my shift was
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over, I was terribly tired, I just didn’t want to
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come home and go to
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bed, I barely crawled to the bed when I
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suddenly remembered the fact that tomorrow we have an
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exam on the history of the CPSU all night, I
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sat at the textbook, takes the textbooks
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near the textbook, I really didn’t want to
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go to the exam, a true Komsomol member cannot
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afford to skip the exam, that’s why
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I came to the institute in line in the
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classroom, Romka was sleeping, I woke him up and
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asked which one Gorbachev's last name, he
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thought about it, I laughed and began
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to ask why he was so sleepy,
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he told about his work in the palace with
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art, he repairs the railings, keeps
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order, moonlights as a watchman on the night
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shift, he also holds the position of
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controller, actor, director, make-up artist and
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accompanist, and that's why he is so
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tormented to me We also need to find
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additional work. It was our
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turn for the exam. We went into the classroom and
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left after half an hour the history of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. We
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knew the history of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union as well as we earned
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money, which is why we didn’t pass. The test was
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scheduled for a month later. I went home to
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sleep before dying at night. A day later
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I went to get an
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additional job. work now I was also a
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loader in a grocery store, a waiter in public catering,
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counselors in a pioneer camp and a
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handyman settings how
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the month passed I returned home after
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another hard day it became and after dinner
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the table and went to the disco I was tired and
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tired and tomorrow there will be a retake on the
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history of the CPSU and summing up the results
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Romka and I soon in the morning I collected all the
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money I had earned for the month, took my studies,
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arrived at the institute, we met with
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Romka on or count how much
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each of us earned, the frame was 70 rubles 30
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kopecks, I had 70 rubles 20 kopecks, I was
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upset, but according to the terms of the bet I had to
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pay earned money frames once I
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lost the bet you can’t lose face in the
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second so I finally decided to
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prepare for the retake I opened the textbook
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and found in it the change from one of my
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recent buys was exactly 15 kopecks and
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this is 5 kopecks more than Romka’s all
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I showed them he was naughty, but according to the conditions he
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was forced to give all the money to me, since
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then I realized that the history of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union is the most
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useful subject in my life, in
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short, I was in the eighties,
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in short, I was in the ancient east,
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it was a beautiful Arabian morning, as
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always, I was selling my money on a narrow street
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lured passers-by with
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first-class carpets and nuts and aromatic
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fruits, in a week it will already be
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the most delicious dried fruits sales today are
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not going well at all, as always, because of
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terrible competition, and it’s difficult for one
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without assistants to keep track of such an abundance of
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goods, in general, this is how eastern
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merchants like he approached me and didn’t
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introduce me with a covered face, maybe it would be possible to
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sell him a couple of shots, he
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asked how much the carpet on which I was
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sitting cost, I said that it was not for sale because it
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perfectly suited the shape of my
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buttocks, any kind of stranger leaned over
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to me and advised me to go to a
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piercer and the carpets can be sold in
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Tridoroga, it’s true, it’s a difficult journey for you,
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weeks through the desert, but this is already
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interesting, I wonder what it means in
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Tridoroga, but the stranger disappeared, I
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was eager to go on a
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trip to Persia, Canada, I’ll
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find my assistant’s pants, and I
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’ll be able to sell the carpets there at a higher price than here I’ll
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quickly I returned the shop and went home,
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came to my home, laid out my things and
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was born in all the household clothes, washed myself,
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turned on the air conditioner, lay down in the bed and began to think about how
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tomorrow I would go to Persia to get a
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parchment with the latest news, I thought
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that since the path would be through the desert, it
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would be a good idea to hire a trained warrior
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along the way no robbers
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robbed me completely because
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I also sell threads, I looked outside and
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my Rukh neighbor was fiddling with his old
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camel, telling him that he should take it
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with two humps, they would have one so the consumption
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would be less and the mileage would be higher,
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he turned off the air conditioning and lay down side
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because I can’t fit on my back in my bed I
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woke up in the morning had a snack of
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baklava and was born in all the streets
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went in search of a warrior for protection I
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saw advertisements on the wall of my home for a fight
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mercenary I will chop your
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ill-wishers into kebab inexpensively I’m
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tired of already spoiling my walls with my
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advertisements I came I took
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a ticket to the agency and began to wait, he didn’t come up, my
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personal defender said that his name was
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Romadin, I asked with groans, he said
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shred, kill and cut, added that
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he had a huge experience of the fund, he saved a shell
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that was recently killed, there were also 24
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robbers in UA or they were once a
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hairdresser. impressive with such a
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thug I will be like behind stone walls
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I said that first the work then the payment
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he took out a saber well as you say fragrant
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and we set off on a long journey
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our path lay through the endless desert as
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we walked almost the whole day the sand was
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everywhere in my pants in my hands the watch I very
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tired romadin sat me on his shoulders and
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went on like this for another two days, finally
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settled down, left me for a prize about a quest,
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asked maybe he was tired, noram ad-din,
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did push-ups 300 times, took me in his arms,
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started running, and he was even better than
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Farukh’s camel, we soon decided to arrange
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halt, set up a small tent
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in the middle of the desert, went inside, sat down to
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rest on the carpets, had a snack of baklava
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on the street, it got dark, Romadin told
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stories from his life, they were all
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very similar, there was murder, broken
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ribs, again murders and any murder,
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I suggested lying on the side and laying down
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on my full back woke up when the sun has
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already piccolo the top of the head through the tent of the
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giants, it seems he didn’t even go to bed, he said
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that we can go further, we left
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the tent, the temple around was the gray bodies of
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robbers and asked Romadin what
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happened, he told how at night
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robbers attacked us and wanted to take away the
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goods, an avalanche of ill-wishers he
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shredded In place, the rest managed to
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run away and asked how he
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managed to do so. The giant asked for forgiveness,
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said that this was the first time for him, usually
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no one manages to escape from him, we
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folded the tent and moved on, the
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remaining 10 days passed without
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incident, we finally got to
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the most beautiful Percy, we came to the market, I I began
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to lay out my frames and sit down
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more comfortably, and the buyers came up to the rand with
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surprise in their voices and asked if this was
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the same legendary carpet, how long ago
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the cameras that just fit my
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buttocks became legendary, but they began
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to claim that it was a flying carpet carpet
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100, they didn’t tell me what could be done on it
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fly in the skies I rose up asked
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the carpet to fly up and it really took off I
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always suspected that it was not just to
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the first, the main thing fell to the ground
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it seems I took a risk guess why they
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wanted to rob me in the desert suddenly
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a stranger appeared again with a covered face
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who advised me to go to
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Persia pushed away the buyers right away
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said that since I managed to rob
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me in the desert, he will do it here and
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now Romadin swung his saber and
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the face of the robber was exposed alibaba you are
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twenty-fourth how many
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years ago other robbers began to appear around them there
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were a lot of them to run nowhere
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Romadin was already preparing to fight when
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suddenly I jumped on the carpet seated the warrior
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in the row, we soared high into the sky, at first
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I admired the beautiful views, but
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since we flew for a very long time, I even
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took a little nap after a few hours, we
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finally flew home and a great
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idea flew into my head, two weeks passed, the
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registration of mine was finally completed and
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for high-speed transportation passengers
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from now on became the driver of a flying carpet and
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my warrior Romadin was a controller making sure
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that everyone fastened their
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seatbelts, he punished stowaways strictly, but not as
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severely as those robbers and everyone lived
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well, Ali Baba was put in a deep
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dungeon, my neighbor Farukh bought a
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three-humped camel and Roman Dean and I
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became good friends and business colleagues,
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in short, I’m in the ancient
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east, in short, I’m in ancient Russia, it
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was a frosty winter day and my
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brother framed the word rubber at the edge of a
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friend’s mother, we came here later, or words
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that there was more than enough stupidity in us, we
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returned to our hut Mom asked
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where the other ones were, what else needed to be
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brought, so we weren’t rotten, mother
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waved her hand and invited us to have a meal,
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put different types of bread on the table,
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kept veal, and well, yes, a snake, then these are the
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hunters of us, you began to wrap
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both cheeks in the meantime, mom didn’t gave us the
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order of the third roosters that they were running to
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the fair to sell the shirts weaved by her
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for the log house xikh she told us not to take my eyes off
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the room with a word to resist not so much as to
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avoid new serious bodily injuries the
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SBU for the rank hurray Maslov began to wake
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me up I wiped it very go'zal that we should go to the
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third for the rooster who gets up early, God
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gives it to him, it’s true I put on a shirt with
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trousers,
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we began to collect bundles for the journey,
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put only the most necessary things, a toy so that it would
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n’t be sad, a harp so that it wouldn’t be disgusting, a
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samovar so that it would be delicious, we got out
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of the dump more comfortably, sat down in the sleigh and
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set off How long did
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it take to go to the fair, but soon the room became famous for
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hunger, I suggested stopping at the
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refectory for refreshments, we drove up to the McDuck
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VIP owners fell from this pain, Makar
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to Kuzma thunder send ordered a double
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loaf like your standard one, I took a
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rickroll classic kulebyaka and Ivan
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tea from the window We submitted our order with a
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checkout certificate, we gave away the last pears and
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began why not even three minutes had passed,
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or maybe it had already passed, we don’t know how to count the time,
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as the food ended, we
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set off, and then, but not for long, we
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drove like that from the hills, you are standard until
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Ivan-tea made itself known to know, we wanted to
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go out for a small need, therefore, we went
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away from the sleigh, we admired the
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Russian expanses, so he returned to the
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sleigh with a horse in it and the trail was simple and
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how he felt sorry and clapped his chins, asked
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who was driving the sleigh today, but in words he said
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that he had not thought about it Compton
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always believed that they were going on their own, here's
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Usenov's cudgel, and I've lost my
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skin, we're now looking for pillows, let's say we'll
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have to look for shirts before the cab driver
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kicks the damned spelt, we set off
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on foot wherever our eyes look on the way,
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we came across a cry familiar to Yaroslav
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that they were telling him about our misfortune he
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advised us to find mother’s shirt
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before the thief was punished for the head of the vigorous louse
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ice and Yaroslav the Wise without you we would
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never have guessed that
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our paths diverged further and we
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met a stone at a crossroads,
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not that it stopped us from passing and the
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growth of the inscriptions adorned it marvelous,
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we peered into this block for a long time, we
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reasoned and pondered where to go
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next, in the end we went to the left and do
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n’t know what is written there
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because we don’t know how to read, we wandered into the
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thicket of the forest who is suspiciously quiet here,
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not a bird is chirping, not a little squirrel, a
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cone in its hollow is not hides suddenly,
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out of nowhere, a market popped up in front of us
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along it with them, one more and two more
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apparently Pechenegs got in our way, and
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even the blizzard was raging and we shouldn’t
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threaten with steel to demand funds
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otherwise we won’t be happy with it, but we wo
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n’t allow ourselves to be offended but we didn’t have a
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penny before the life-and-death battle began,
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you scattered one eye
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after another, there was no one left at all,
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we were no worse than Alyosha Popovich before Ilya
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Muromets, we left the battlefield without a single
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blow, they quickly got out of the forest, they
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saw in the snow is a shirt woven by my mother, isn’t this the one with
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the brand name tag, it means we are on the right path, here are the
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tracks from the sleigh, we followed them, we came out in a
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small village, something
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tells us that this is where we will find
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the loss, we began to think of how we will teach the
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thief a lesson when we find it ru Maslov was
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strict, we’ll put him on a stake, and the dog with him is
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nuther Maslov is circling 1 we’ll just strangle the Foreign
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Ministry’s shirt, remember, we went out to a
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small hut, and Sony and our horse, wow, we ca
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n’t do well for someone who lives in a hut,
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get a table at the door with their hands and feet and
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heads, and they killed the virus Xia to Rome they went
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inside and but I don’t know anyone, they
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looked under the table behind the chest for a cake as they
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left to look, everyone didn’t, but he jumped out of there,
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jumped into the sleigh, and rushed as fast as he could,
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equal to the round, there was a little
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horsepower today, we quickly caught up with the
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fugitive, chipped in, the sleigh beat him up
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they began to ask where the accursed adversary
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put his mother’s shirt, he said
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that he didn’t steal anything, he had dinner, that while you
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were taking care of a small need,
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robbers attacked him on his shirt, they took away his shirt, he
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barely carried off his legs, we asked for stakes
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there then he began to run away from us, he said that he
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was afraid to stab him, he was one for did you
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get someone until you figured it
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all out, well, we returned to the hut with our mouths wide open
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in surprise, mother
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stood there, she walked next to her, the shirts were all
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intact and they were amazed where they
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came from, his mother said that the
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robbers text herself, sweat words dabur
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windows teach so that I won’t give in without
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supervision the prices bershka here we are, so that the
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die-hard aset now finds out and
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sits down at the table and there is a feast for the whole
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world, or rather for the four of us, the video is a lie and there is a
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hint in it for all subscribers, a lesson, in
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short, I am in ancient Russia
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[music]
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very speaking, I was in the Stone Age,
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it was ordinary stone money,
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tomorrow will be an ordinary stone day
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and for the next couple of thousand years, too, in
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this secluded food I gave out my
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new weapon for hunting mammoths,
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just an old one somewhere lost my
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huge tribe consisted of here so many
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people this is our blind warrior acts he
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became blind after a battle with a saber-toothed
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tiger how you brutally tore the beast to pieces
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then accidentally stumbled upon a bush
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lost both eyes this is our chief cook
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oh oh he knows how to cook mammoth meat for the
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whole tribe and
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these two don’t even know how to speak his brothers from Vanya, the
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stupid ones, don’t even know how to sew clothes from
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cave rams, in a word, rams,
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another ram is now out somewhere, maybe
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dead, who knows, and the head of our
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tribe, leader Innokenty Petrovich,
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he became the leader because he found the
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biggest boulder and dragged it to the cave since
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that day, he has never
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left it yet, you threw him the most delicious
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leftovers, our bellies, I finished
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hollowing out my new spear, at this
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time our last
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fellow tribesman, novels, returned to the cave. no, he’s not dead,
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it turns out he came up to me and said
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stop clowning around, we’re not ancient people,
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well 1 I won’t do it anymore, he asked
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if I wanted to go hunting with him, I readily
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agreed, you told me highly that
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we’re going hunting now, he asked for how many hours
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what? hours we just leave until that
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yellow crap in the sky falls into it we
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wandered to the exit of the cave in general my
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main dream is to catch the yellow crap and
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drag it into the cave so that it will always be
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light for us today we definitely tried we
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left the caves we reached the
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public transport stop on the board
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it is said that the next bus will arrive
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in 10,000 years, okay, let's go on foot
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unusual animals, we will not yet meet
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only a small grass mouse platypus
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window and porridge navasa evka you went to
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look further Rama drink came up with a
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cunning plan he will try to lure
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some wild animal and while
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she eats novels Petri how I would
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attack a predator from an ambush was all stunned
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by such a cunning plan for a long time galloping
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through the hills with happiness and the frame drink is
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brainy but stupid and the plan is stupid first
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we need to find a boulder behind which I will
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hide, it turned out to be even more difficult than
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looking for the beast it was hid behind
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the medical examination, Roman's ambush, Petryuk went in
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search of fat
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and the
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drink was carried around for a very long time,
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soon it began to get dark, we must quickly
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return back to our tribe, no
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animals caught and the yellow crap in
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the sky, that's mammoth [ __ ], we went into the
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cave with Roman's bare hands petek
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suggested that you look into the store and take it
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lives so as not to seem like idiots there
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was an Auchan fireplace right next to it, they went
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inside, did they put the whole wicker basket in
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it, put the skin in it at a discount?
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crackers for me, who gave birth to
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18 offspring, this is a mammoth prison,
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after all, we so wanted the cake, we went to the cash register,
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got a credit stone, I cracked it, the
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merchants hit the head, we eat the payment, it was
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successful, we went outside with our loot, it was
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almost completely dark, it became terribly
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scary, we immediately rushed into the cave on the
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skin, we got to native hole in the rock and
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brought our prey to the leader, they said that
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they had caught and torn to pieces a lot of all kinds of
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animals, but so far they could only drag
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this one out. The step got angry for the first time, rose from
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his boulder and began to yell at the [ __ ] for a
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very long time, the yellow crap had already set in the
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sky, he kept yelling and yelling then said that
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I saw this prey in the Komi Nashi and
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showed the barcodes on the skin, that’s
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mammoth [ __ ], the leader gathered our entire
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tribe api that he’s expelling the two of us until we
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prove that we’re not stupid and we’ll be
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sent out in disgrace, zero food, and for us
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at the same time a blind warrior and the roof is already
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old and not necessary and went and roofs wherever
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they look, we also went, I don’t know where we
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went for a long time, I didn’t offer to visit and
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think about how to regain the trust of our
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tribe, they sat on a stone and started to use their
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brains, I asked Roman Piteco to remove the
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chicken brains, there were no interesting plans yet
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so we started playing in the cities
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we finished playing in the cities are you
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really such a dumbass when you started why
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not find a cave to sleep in we
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rented a double cave with a view of the
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cam we were happy because the payment was
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successful again you made a fire here it
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wasn’t cold it’s just that way in a
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primitive society, I poked a
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stick and then you jumped up in the fall and
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began to joyfully jump like a savage Romana
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Petrik also began to jump, I said that
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I have a plan, I took a sleeping stone and
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began to draw on the wall of the cave, this is me,
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handsome, strong and beautiful,
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this is the frame, he stupid you two go straight
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to the cave bear's lair lure
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him out when he is completely out of the
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caves he will no longer be caves on mine
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it will be easier to kill I throw the giant one
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to the top of the cliff because I am strong and we
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wash the skin smith ideas make a long rope out of wool
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after that let's go to the edge of
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the earth and see what's down there, it's not part of
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the plan, it's just interesting and we pay, we go to
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that same yellow one or but viniv, I don't throw
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the rope and pull it to us, we
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put the [ __ ] novel mortgage on our shoulders
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and because he's stupid and we return to the
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tribe, the leader rejoices and says that I am
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smart and strong rum drink is stupid after
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which Innokenty Petrovich appoints the
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two of us as leaders, but I am the more important of
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the leaders and we live and enjoy life until
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old age, maybe even until the age of 20, I
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was pleased with myself novels Pitek also
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proposed his plan, we will return to our
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we’ll kill everyone off the tribe and we’ll live and
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enjoy life until we’re old, I
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said that then the tribe itself wo
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n’t exist anymore, and the drink scratched
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the back of my head and agreed, as soon as the
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flower becomes a flower, we’ll hit the road
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and fall asleep, the trail has come, teach, the alarm clock
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worked as it should, I washed my face and started everyone up
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lice didn’t start to curl disposable
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razor stones finished off went to
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look for the cave bear where it can be
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found Irma drink suggested looking in
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the forest it wasn’t possible to look
00:23:24
where we were already also didn’t find it maybe in the
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cave where cave bears live
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maybe the novel again then became a
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navigation comment he said that there is
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now a traffic jam at the gorge of death and it is better to
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go around the cannibals along the path, they will move the
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amazing on the top of the cannibals, we were
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grabbed by Vanier cannibals, they tied us with
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long ropes to shelves and dragged us to
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their lair, it was scary but I wonder
00:23:47
what it would be like to be eaten, they dragged us to a
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clearing and laid us on the ground by the way This is exactly
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the kind of rope we will need to
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catch the yellow crap, how convenient it
00:23:57
turns out the cannibals lit a fire to
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fry it, how inconvenient it turns out I
00:24:02
thought that they would just eat us and let us go,
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right there in the mammoth prison next to the fire, I
00:24:07
was already saying goodbye to life, when
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suddenly ours ran away to the tribe of cannibals blind
00:24:12
enraged warriors Jeannette ran past
00:24:15
no he returned he killed all the cannibals
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daddy then untied us disappeared you
00:24:21
took the ropes asked and the roof
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if he saw somewhere here the edge of the earth he
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looked at us and maybe they were looking at us
00:24:29
as he said that he would point out us the way and
00:24:32
demanded payment for the fact that he saved it
00:24:35
once again was successful and the
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spider went after the knowledge of the coconut, although
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we did not yet understand what it was indicated for, I
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decided to throw it away and rolled along the road, we
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followed him to the Kati, we go for the coconut, he
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turned behind a tree and We also turned behind a
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tree and found ourselves right on the edge of a
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giant abyss, so this is the
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edge of the earth, until the last moment I doubted that the
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earth was flat, because it could be
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square, or even round, but no, it’s
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too stupid, which is beautiful, but it’s time to
00:25:04
catch that same yellow crap in the sky.
00:25:07
tried to jump, threw a rope,
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threw stones, all to no avail, the novel and
00:25:12
threw the rope and pulled the yellow
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crap, this one in the sky still
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left another yellow one, well, on which it
00:25:20
illuminated the whole earth, it means there were always
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2 of them and Dima 1 was hiding behind the other, it’s interesting
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how she swarmed and the drink licked the
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yellow crap he said that it was salty he
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suggested calling it the sun he stuffed the
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sun into his bosom and we went
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back to our tribe we got there quite
00:25:38
quickly after just 2 years we entered the
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cave we took out the sun and showed our
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tribe the name she met us with shouts and
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hooting and clapped their hands,
00:25:49
no one knew why this was being done, it was
00:25:51
becoming more cheerful in everything, the mshak got off his
00:25:54
bolt, took the sun and was very happy
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for whom he respectfully invited us to take
00:25:59
his place on the wave, we basilina our
00:26:01
throne and began to live and enjoy life
00:26:04
until the very area get up
00:26:08
get up, I say
00:26:11
syrup manyuni, get up, it seems like you were
00:26:15
hit too hard by a stone, but let’s go
00:26:18
yesterday and agreed to look for a cave bear,
00:26:24
here’s mammoth [ __ ], in short,
00:26:28
in the Stone Age
00:26:30
[music]

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