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[applause]
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this is a big
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terrible situation I just arrived
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from the train yesterday I wasn’t here
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today either I wasn’t talking about started
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telling jokes from the republic
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they came out in what situation I’m in now I’ll
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tell the joke adjust already told
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it’s terrible user tell
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the joke that just happened
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tell me in my life I only had
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such an incident once when they told
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jokes that everyone knows, it was
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crazy funny, I and my partner
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came to perform at the circus and
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there were already clowns performing and after
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the performance
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everyone gathered, about five of us, only
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one clone was missing whether vekshin he
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went for a walk with someone there and we sat down in the
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hotel room, some men began
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to tell jokes, well, everyone tried
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to tell what he had just heard,
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they laughed, it was all funny and a friend
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knock-knock runs or vekshin one of
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ours says let's play a prank he
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really loves telling jokes,
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now he’ll start telling jokes and we won’t
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laugh, that’s
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how he’ll react and it’s so
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funny from sales and runs away, or how the
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guys all immediately gave him a glass, he drank so that the
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world would burn the joke so fast
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and he started telling us those same
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jokes that we literally just
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told, but the worst thing is that he went through the
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jokes, they tell them badly, but he went through
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everything the other way around, and
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the further from the story he told, and we die, and
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the more we laugh, he gets excited,
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he is delighted with how we accept
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him, someone then he goes through the jokes even more,
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it’s so funny, you
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can’t imagine how
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life has never changed, we had one
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elderly clone for you, he almost died, he was lying on the
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nicotine and you don’t tell the
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unnecessary ones, he cried, it’s not necessary or it’s not
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necessary, that’s what it was I’m not going
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to tell jokes, I’ll say I
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came with joy when the world
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and Banov called, we’ll have a
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recording of an evening of jokes, so to speak,
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around laughter, for me the joke is always
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attractive, I love jokes from
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childhood and when I
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came here now I wasn’t even there prepared
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I don’t know how to somehow get settled here how
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it was all I’ll tell you that I started
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collecting jokes they are collecting I’m leaving as
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they say my cable 1 collects stamps
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other money and jokes beats write down
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I remember I remember the very first joke
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when I was seven years old I didn’t tell us
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the janitor told the little guys we
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walked there they have a docker here are the jokes
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one guy comes in to the master
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comes out the servant comes out and say how to
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report to the master he after all report to the master
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that the colonel has arrived he is running away into the
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fight pale looking master the admirer has arrived the
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master has turned pale and I will
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jump out of the window this joke we
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laughed until we dropped, I walked around we
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told everyone in one
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screen, I laughed, I ran scared funny
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joke, the floor is a colonel and a dead man, you will find out
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then I began to write it down, I had a
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notebook, whatever you say, I was there, I
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shared notebooks, so I have to
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lie down with responsibility, they are walking decently on the wrong
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side lie down an indecent
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joke, my father loved the joke terribly, he
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couldn’t and instilled it all in her, it was
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also his notebook, he kept a
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black oilcloth notebook in the gymnasium, and he
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wrote in black ink like that, but literally
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wrote down a line, one main phrase from the
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joke, and he already I don’t remember, but
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then I told him a few, this one you can’t, you’re
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small, this one can’t be found, and the further
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I grew, the more he didn’t tell jokes,
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and in my opinion, when I went into the army, I already
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knew his entire notebook and mine was worth
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the notebook, and I would have taken up
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serving in the army then the war and I
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brought her studied any well, well now I also
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thought of course at that time of course a
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terrible thing sour joke said
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to know they tell jokes there it is not
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known what they are not talking about the joke is
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already because something terrible is already forbidden
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and besides, I was a fool writing down politically
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also, well, I did
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n’t write my name there, everyone and
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they said that they took someone’s work,
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they arrested them for them, they give them for political ones,
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and then they say they’ll force you, they’ll take you away,
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and according to the book, let’s tell
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everything on they’re wandering, it’s so scary and everyone’s
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Khan of you, so I’m here for myself these political ones
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there I would just lead there later they
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punched me I wrote down to carry a neutral
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phrase but for this I came up with my own anecdote
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that was absolutely not even related to the
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suddenness of politics and it fit
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this line and
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so they would make me weak it didn’t cause
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anything but they
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kept the notebook and she
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helped me after that, when I was writing my
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book, I wrote epigraphs for me, anecdotes
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that were suitable for that time, and
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now in general, a
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relative was recently asked here
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six months ago, she conceded to
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the voters, and what is Nikulin doing with you in the
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editorial office, he will continue as soon as he tells
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we have a good joke from the board,
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we are dying of laughter and now
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he still doesn’t print print and lights and
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so I started publishing here little by little
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from my reserves, these are the selections, which
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means that three issues have already passed, now the
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next one will also be I love jokes, you
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know the joke of them they are they help to live, I
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think that jokes need to be told,
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they are told only in the right place, only in the right
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place, something like this happens and then you
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need to say or starting with the image,
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like in that joke, you know, and it
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helped them in life a lot, I remember
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once there was the construction of a church, our I
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I went to one minister very much and I
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had to knock out, as they say, very
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important
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construction materials that I knew were
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useless, there’s also an earthquake in
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Armenia, they don’t give anything to anyone, I came like
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this, they will try to achieve this, I came to him,
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the world met him very strictly, sit down, then
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I can know and After all, if you
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ask me for materials, he wouldn’t be the
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first one to whom I said no and the league
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reminds me of Stalin, he even shuddered
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like steel on or not, we’ll tell you that
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Stalin also once had a conversation
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with Churchill on the phone during the war and
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will help Altai or something on the wire Churchill a
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drain pipe from the translator and he
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specifically picks up the phone hello
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Stalin then there will be no no no
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no yes goodbye and you can pull it out, they
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hid it by all means no once - if
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you give me what you agreed with yes and when
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he asked me do I hear
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it well the minister laughed told me
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another joke we poop in
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industrial jokes he signed not
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the materials as an anecdote jokes for me to
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turn off carry the benefit but in general I
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use the jokes funny they are funny they
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have fun when it grows a good joke I am
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happy to share with my friends I call on
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the phone I used to be embarrassed to call on
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the phone and talk on phones, I’ll
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tell you later, but now it means you can
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tell now freely, so I’m
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still collecting, you know, it’s interesting
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that my main suppliers are taxi drivers,
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they tell them here dota, it’s not the
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depths of the earth, I don’t always travel by car, maybe there are
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guests I'm on somewhere I mean I
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come and back and
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a conversation always starts I'll eat what others don't
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tell but I'm just new to
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which to carry I haven't even turned it off yet
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literally they didn't tell you one taxi
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that the
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State Council commission goes and looks like
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pensioners live
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how they feel
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how they feel kisses two old women live
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5050 pensioners they ask how we
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lived well in a human computer yes
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yes listen but for a couple you live next to the
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Dynamo stadium this is already a blessing blessing
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further on
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standing drunk stands drunk
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swaying and nothing he can’t get his friend
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to put him in the machine, he lowers him, he can’t
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which he passes by women to beg
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for he got drunk and also to sit down
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why it’s better to buy a taxi driver and so the
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Russian
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cabal whom
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we knew
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[applause]
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11
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well, from the drunks I’ll tell you he’s like this today
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you’ll print it in the light and I don’t know at all,
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it doesn’t seem to have been printed, but I’ll just tell you
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how everything works out, psychology and the
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lives of drunk people, they also enter drunk into a
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trolley bus, fell on a trawl, they tracked down people
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going to work, gloomy, they were watching, he entered,
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disappeared, brothers and
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chased girls, but without on and didn’t know antique
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everything to be silent and the
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sun brings
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joy to people, but
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no one can do anything now,
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you understand that again before Christmas,
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brothers, but
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everyone is silent, but she has headphones, then
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Natalya is here
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[applause] I’ll
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also tell you now
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an anecdote
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anecdote every pillbox have your own time,
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you can’t tell about an anecdote if collect
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everything in the country you can write the history of
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the country you because no accurately reflect
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this anecdote which I really
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liked it is
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political as a rule practically
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not witty usually and at the same time
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patriotic even more not funny
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usually but here somehow everything came
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together like that I would have told one taxi driver didn’t
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remember his number, well, it’s simple, but sometimes
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I chop up his story from the times when he was in
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that build-up, imagine
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when, so to speak, there could
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have been clashes with America, the build-up of
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weapons, everything, and during this period
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an anecdote is told when high
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almost
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at the very edge of the sky,
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two ballistic missiles are flying towards each other at terrible speed, there are
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no
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two missiles with huge ones with
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powerful and nuclear warheads, ours and the
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American ones, they are flying at terrible
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speed towards each other, and when
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they met, they slowed down
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each missile stopped. and ours
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ask the American and where are you
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flying that the
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American is so greedy for you and
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where are you he’s mistaken but
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this one and to us I’m to you
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bonds someone’s motto I met
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never saw him those too where the species ours
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says so with his face on the occasion of a meeting over a
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glass
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Americans no, let's have a
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glass each Americans Pete, listen, I'm
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busy even talking, I'm too busy to
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talk to you, then nothing of our two, too,
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further, may God and father have at least the
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tragedy that our soul was handed over,
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let's drink another glass, I cut out the call,
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let's have them drink glass of
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American 2
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became gloomy and said, listen, but
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if
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I shy away, I’ll die and you, too,
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will die of ours, what
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is fish March, you and I will
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both die, a sacrifice for the repose of
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our souls, why a glass of David, let
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them drink the Americans, but I flew off
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to sort things out and onto the road and the
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American one, let them drink another
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glass each, the Americans suddenly turned pale or a
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little less well sick
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of life and be afraid, I’ll walk you home
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[applause]
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something interesting will come, something
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colorful, a nasty story, maybe there are
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some new ones they give me
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some jokes and it’s strange
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I’m telling them now fashion would go
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abstract but it’s a series of people
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abstract like a gift on a rock abstract
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they I would look for they’re great
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witty but they’re from the same country but in
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general they have humor and yes here are two of
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them dota
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told me about diligently the first year
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such a woman is walking down the street and
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in my hands I have a bag and in the bag there is a
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bun the
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woman is walking she slipped and fell
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bolts right into the dirt she is standing looking at
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this bun
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a man comes up and says
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lift up God
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she’s like you you know, she’s all black dirt, and
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I have a stomach ulcer, they can’t be black
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[laughter]
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2 diktat is a
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woman’s radish trolleybus and she even has a
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small dog
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sitting opposite her in her bosom, and an old man picks up his
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empty pipe and lights a cigarette and
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does broads, she’s forgotten how to be, stop
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smoking here I hate the trolleybus
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when, as I didn’t smoke, you just need
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to hold your hand and the vessels so it’s not such a
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habit on which the smell I hate
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you yourself will choose the mind ideally I take it, because there is
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no you take it under they won’t remove the annual
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pipe for you and throws it out the window
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then the old man is indignant in this dog is
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not a trap either, she is free to scream, they
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raise screams and squeals, the
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trolleybus stops, everyone runs out
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or sees the dog running in his teeth, he does
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not have a bank of 1, the
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image of this person and humor seem to be
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inseparable, but meanwhile look, this is a
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serious person, even I would say a very
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serious person he is the
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author of one but big and very
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interesting book from the media point of view,
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which by the way is called that almost
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seriously when I came to the circus it was
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1946, I bought a
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thick notebook in a square in a food store and decided to
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write down everything that would be
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interesting to me and when later I
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started writing this book for many years, I wrote it for five
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years,
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this notebook was very useful to me, I want to
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read you a few excerpts from this
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notebook, a
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column of rips, I came up with a humorous
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encyclopedia, the church, I liked it with the
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letter x,
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hack work,
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suicide for the purpose of personal gain and
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to the clown, a
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fool, professionals
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clowns Peter I love Lenta Lavrov made
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a reprise Peter came out with a large roll of
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paper in his hands what is it you have there
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Lavrenty asked I drew a wonderful
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picture of a cow grazing in the meadow but show it
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Lavrenty asked Peter unfolded the roll
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and everyone saw a blank sheet of paper
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so Peter said a cow in the meadow I’m off the
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grass
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but I don’t see anything, my partner was surprised,
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where is the grass, the cow ate the grass, where is
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the cow, and the cow swept away the grass and left that
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she would be waiting for you
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[applause]
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[music]
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abstract anecdote
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why you look so haggard, you
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know, I came to the hippodrome full of
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people, my shoelace came undone,
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I bent down to tie it, and
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suddenly someone put a saddle on my back,
00:18:31
so what, the
00:18:33
third one came
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[applause]
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one person dials the phone number at three o’clock in the morning, a
00:18:47
sleepy voice answers, I’m
00:18:50
listening, this is the phone 233 1844 what’s wrong with you I
00:18:57
'm out of my mind I don't have a phone at all
00:19:00
[music]
00:19:05
[applause]
00:19:07
you achieved and
00:19:09
they said about the illusionist IKEA that all
00:19:13
his tricks are connected with hypnosis or
00:19:16
Theodore glasses was driving a taxi to the circus the
00:19:21
elderly Georgian driver recognized him and asked
00:19:24
him they were happy that you and the teaser
00:19:28
are true calmly answered Kiev and
00:19:31
that means you can motivate me with signs,
00:19:35
the taxi driver asked, of course I can,
00:19:39
now we’ll drive up to the circus, I’ll give you
00:19:42
a ten and you’ll give me change, so hundreds drove up to the
00:19:48
circus kill, grinning,
00:19:51
handed out a ten, the driver began
00:19:54
feverishly counting out tens and fives to him,
00:19:58
Teodorovich took the change and got out of
00:20:02
the car and went to the driver’s window
00:20:04
to return the money, but he, apparently afraid
00:20:08
that something else unusual would happen to him,
00:20:10
stepped on the gas and drove off.
00:20:14
Descendants, after all, the child
00:20:17
remembered the car number, but since then, when
00:20:21
you removed the taxi, the driver refused to
00:20:24
take it they charged him a fee and quickly
00:20:27
left
00:20:28
[music]
00:20:34
today the artist haze came to our makeup room,
00:20:38
he looked at how I was making myself out of
00:20:42
gum for my big nose and said
00:20:46
the answer is in vain putting on makeup
00:20:49
performing without any makeup you have this
00:20:52
stupid face
00:20:55
they asked a crow crow is it true that you have
00:21:00
two legs of a crow answered
00:21:03
the truth, the truth, especially the right one. The
00:21:07
clown Sergei Kulikov
00:21:10
told me that immediately after the war, a
00:21:14
40-team brigade
00:21:19
consisting of three people and one
00:21:22
bear traveled around small towns,
00:21:23
since there were no cages for the bears and
00:21:27
they moved often, before boarding the
00:21:31
train they
00:21:32
gave the bear vodka.
00:21:35
After that, he fell asleep, they put it in
00:21:39
a bag and put the car under the bottom
00:21:41
bunk,
00:21:42
so they transported the bear from the city without any extra costs,
00:21:48
the leader of this brigade said smoke
00:21:51
the floor, it’s a pity for the bear,
00:21:54
they’re drinking themselves with us
00:22:04
[music] they
00:22:05
write me all sorts of stories, don’t write all sorts of
00:22:08
funny stories, funny incidents for
00:22:11
example, they didn’t send one signed
00:22:14
the letter switchman switchman participant in
00:22:18
the war congratulated me on Victory Day it was
00:22:20
two years ago and
00:22:23
Nikulin Akhmad also says your so to speak your
00:22:26
arsenal I want to send an incident that
00:22:28
happened at our crossing the
00:22:31
road was blocked we lowered the barrier near
00:22:34
the barrier a motorcycle stopped with a
00:22:37
stroller sitting there, a motorcyclist in the hall, a
00:22:40
cart horse arrived,
00:22:43
then an
00:22:46
elderly man with a goat came up, also waiting for us
00:22:49
to pass, and behind us there was a
00:22:51
Lada car and there was some
00:22:54
woman making a man, the children were standing waiting for the
00:22:56
train to come, suddenly the horse began to
00:22:59
grab this cartoon sheet by the collar,
00:23:02
you are a reminder he cringes, he’s learning, this
00:23:06
one lowers the window, the driver of the Lada
00:23:08
says yes, and he’ll help, and then along the sea,
00:23:11
give the helmet a pointer and
00:23:14
hit the horse in the face, the horse reared up, it was back and
00:23:18
the cart crashed into the Lada and knocked out all the
00:23:21
headlights and boldly into the accordion,
00:23:24
screams, screams, what are you doing? did you teach them
00:23:28
to shout the line this with the goat deprived them of
00:23:31
separating them he tied the goat to the barrier
00:23:34
threw them to separate it is good for cows and at that
00:23:36
time they raised the barrier
00:23:39
the cry was to be screamed for a long time until
00:23:43
they lowered it it was very comrade
00:23:46
de Boer not funny
00:23:48
but really funny you can insert any comedy
00:23:51
this guy is such a guy and she was and
00:23:53
will laugh so our life is
00:23:56
full of such funny things and in general humor
00:23:59
helps Jake
00:24:02
Javanese or his favorite jokes he is
00:24:05
loaded very much he began to forget about but
00:24:08
I really like this construction
00:24:10
began from one war
00:24:13
enjoy dominoes and that's it humanity
00:24:16
died and there was only one person left in
00:24:20
Africa, it was brought to Africa by one person left
00:24:23
and now he is an idiot, everything is torn off and he wants to
00:24:27
eat, he wants you as relatives,
00:24:30
payback cannot be done anymore, blow up
00:24:32
the monkey, do it as it allows you to hit him
00:24:37
on the head and killed him and the second monkey
00:24:40
something - I put it on, I took away the last
00:24:43
person on earth, I'll have to start all over
00:24:46
again,
00:24:51
the trap

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Анекдоты Юрия Никулина. Сборник выступлений: Вступление. Вокруг смеха (1990) Самый первый анекдот, который услышал Никулин. Вокруг смеха (1990) Тетрадь с анекдотами. Вокруг смеха (1990) Никулин о пользе анекдотов. Вокруг смеха (1990) Поставщики анекдотов. Вокруг смеха (1990) Анекдот про шапку (про таксиста). Вокруг смеха (1990) Непечатный анекдот про пьяного в троллейбусе. Вокруг смеха (1990) Анекдот про советскую и американскую ракеты. Вокруг смеха (1990) Абстрактные анекдоты. Первомайский голубой огонек (1968) Почти всерьез. Вокруг смеха. Выпуск № 15 (1982) Анекдот про обезьян. В мире животных (1991) Анекдот, рассказанный в нужном месте и, главное, к месту, способствует всеобщему хорошему настроению и установлению дружеских отношений, а их рассказчики всегда становятся всеобщими любимцами. Ведь мало знать хороший анекдот, надо уметь его красиво рассказать. Актер театра, кино и цирка Юрий Владимирович Никулин - общепризнанный знаток, коллекционер и рассказчик анекдотов. На сцене концертной студии "Останкино" Юрий Владимирович рассказывает о том, как начал собирать и записывать анекдоты, о том, как анекдоты помогали ему в работе, ну и, конечно, рассказывает эти самые анекдоты. Мы собрали анекдоты, которые в той или иной телепрограмме рассказывал Никулин. Кстати, оказалось, что первые анекдоты наш любимый актер рассказывал много-много лет. В наших архивах сохранилась запись "Первомайского голубого огонька" 1968 года (тогда Огоньки были не только новогодние, а просто праздничные), где Никулин рассказывает "абстрактные анекдоты". Рассказывайте анекдоты, смейтесь и будьте здоровы! ▶Подписаться на "Советский юмор": https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGrvFudvfwDZD88BEzxh3Uw?sub_confirmation=1

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