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compare the goods in stores with
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fewer and fewer goods, and the appearance of flying saucers is
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becoming more and more frequent; this means products; goods
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from us; a humanoid has been taking out goods from us lately;
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these humanoids have cleared them out so much that they can eat
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absolutely nothing; I think what’s wrong here is that if
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they had just once shopped with us, he didn’t
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have enough strength to fly new means
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we need to look for products here,
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bring in clairvoyants for this matter,
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show them photographs of a chicken egg and
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let them find it, it can’t be what all the chickens
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flew to the south in the fall,
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why did they offend Kashpirovsky, they wrote in the newspapers
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that he would use force on some woman,
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why should he use force all of him?
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knows how to do it from a distance,
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ask him for forgiveness, let him in again,
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treat enuresis for those who have
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nothing left except an alarm clock,
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astrologers appear on TV almost every evening,
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they couldn’t predict before
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that communism will not be of the
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kapok degree, suddenly
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science like the ancients found out about it, if it’s correct and
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urgently tell us to sign a union
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treaty,
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it’s best to hold a referendum and
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elect a president in Chumak, he’s giving us the Pacific
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Ocean district, you’re in order, I have
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a TV in the kitchen, you should not go into
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the water supply, I charged it before, I used to have raw water,
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not beer, now you’ll drink in the chapter, the ease of
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what kind of environment from your ears with bleach it smells like
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palmistry, too, if it exists,
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check the waters of not all deputies,
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maybe there are only suicides gathered there, maybe
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they want to end your life, that’s why they ca
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n’t agree on what the country has
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been brought to by military patrols walking through the streets
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like this in Berlin in 1945, I’ll
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meet you then and say Hitler kaput
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in our house the face rises only on the
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second floor poison itself on the nine on foot
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I go
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home only in the morning they showed up a
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business card by smell and sleep you’re not there no that
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I’m a deputy
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going out to the stands with a game of swearing
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to determine everyone or says we’re standing for
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a vote, someone then to go
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where it tastes id please raise the fig
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and these telepaths I decided to bring a
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telepathic session
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locked in the room began to strongly send
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signals to the Kremlin I want to eat I want to eat
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then I’ll turn it on I’m glad to hear today
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Mikhail Sergeevich received some
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prime minister at home without I think already
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everything is mixed up and jenny he needs to feed us
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and these Filipino fillers who
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push the tissues apart with empty hands that ours
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when you can’t find them out new times
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because now in medicine we were just
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left empty-handed yesterday at the pharmacy
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I’m asking with my head the stand is there a
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guide ax
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now about the cleansing of people by flying saucers,
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according to unofficial data, and countries
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have already abducted several thousand, after which
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many were seen in Israel, it means that we
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can negotiate for now
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if they are paid properly,
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they can get out of here those who made
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our life such that now
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we can only hope for a miracle

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Виктор Коклюшкин. Монолог " Летающие тарелки". Аншлаг? Аншлаг! ▶Подписаться на канал "Советское телевидение": https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiVZttFkdEwMi3QXpRqFTzQ?sub_confirmation=1 Год производства: 1991 Писатель-сатирик Виктор #Коклюшкин читает свой монолог "Летающие тарелки". Фрагмент передачи "Аншлаг! Аншлаг " Гл. ред. музыкальных программ, 1991 г. Мы в соцсетях: Яндекс. Дзен - https://dzen.ru/fond Telegram - https://t.me/gosteleradiofond VK - https://vk.com/teleradiofond OK - https://ok.ru/gosteleradiofond ▶Подписаться на канал "Советское телевидение": https://www.youtube.com/@gtrftv?sub_confirmation=1

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