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[music] [applause]
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[music]
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Sleep well,
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car owners, your sleep today
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is guarded by Sergeant
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Lapish
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[music]
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[music]
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K
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[music]
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Well, they rushed off,
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fell asleep
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Like you punks, stop, stop, I say Where are
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you running, I’ll shoot, you shaggy hooligan,
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stop, stop, I’ll shoot, stop, ugh what the hell are you
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doing ur
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Ay Hands up
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long-haired cattle I'll shoot against the wall don't
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kill we people
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recommend the drug from the Riga plant
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dichlorvos aerosols stop being a fool
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First we need air I really ask for air
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but
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I wonder how much they will give us for it
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What do you think 6 years article vp
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part two of the Criminal
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Code Wow
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Damn it damn thing
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rubbish hood who hood
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get out
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where I say hood
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get out Well, why don’t you think, close the
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hood, get out, close it now, now
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you’re a pig in the end or not, don’t break
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the door, idiot, get out, close it,
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kapova rya, lazy bastard,
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order now lie down and don’t
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twitch Hold on tight thalo Turn on the
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scoreboard again under the jelly it’s
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ruined
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[music]
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Laura Laura
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Laura take repainting and throw a
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coin, the paint will be for you
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tomorrow Just like
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new, I ask
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And
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the hacks, I’ll repaint you, I’ll give you
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a coin, the chandelier company prefers not
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to deal with the guardian
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this order doesn’t look like hair no hair
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no And now he’s like alive he’s a comfortable
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TV how many of them there were two What the
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second one looked like what kind of face the second one had I
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didn’t have time to notice comrade
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Please ask Len wait ask
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the lieutenant Gita he had
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hair like ringlets what
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ringlets sorry touch The major couldn't
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shoot, missed it, it's his fault, thank
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you, see him off, goodbye,
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let's go, Hello,
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hello, please, this is our old
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friend from the suburbs,
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we had to meet, yes, he works in
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small regional centers, but he
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loves the farms more, he never acts
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alone, he can steal a car, but wo
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n’t be able to sell it, it means there is a
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group operating and the
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group is led by someone experienced
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Yes Comrade Major I’m listening to you if
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you allow me I
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have an idea
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an idea only Then I’ll
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have to Comrade Major [
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laughter]
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[music]
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what
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[music]
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A
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[music]
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A
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[music ]
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-
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[music]
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What should we do if everything turned out so unexpectedly?
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Well, put the raincoat on your lap, so
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comfortable,
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yes, the trip is
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wonderful. Now we are going to the airport and
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in the evening you will be in Yalta. Oh, I’m scared,
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I’m going to a resort for the first time in my life.
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And who? the goat will look after my
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little goat, don’t be sad about the body, but
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for many years in
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the car he quickly taught me
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somewhere to beg for a
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cigarette somewhere to ask for
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fire and until life is
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decided, the key to the car will
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not be able to be turned around,
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there will be joy, the nerves need to be
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healed
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[music]
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and there is an unexpected thing in our life that you do
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n’t follow to the left to the
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right and you run without feeling it,
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but where will life decide
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from the car key to the
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hatches where the strength will be
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glad you need to heal your nerves
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[music]
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Look not to us
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[ __ ]
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no to the grandmother to the
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NPI
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Hello Hello Hello,
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forgive me, please, you will be a citizen
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[music]
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kn What can you say that doesn’t seem like it? Well,
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here they
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start, citizen kn. We are authorized to
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inform you that your brother
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to KNS Adrian Albertovich is giving you his
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personal Volga car,
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please sign Well, okay, that’s enough, are you
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alone and defenseless woman come
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to laugh
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hail or you won’t I won’t be crazy and I won’t
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think I won’t sign and everything will sign will sign will
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sign will sign
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she
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sign
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abnormal write sa abnormal here
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here so
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Thank you please please please at Kntu
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Volga thank you Goodbye Good bye
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guys that’s enough I’m
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going
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my kitty NPI
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Volga at NPI Volgar for the whole region of the
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wolf
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Masha
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Just think, attention rabies citizens
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vaccinate livestock Vedas inspection now
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let's go and buy tickets for the last session
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Why wait until the evening
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nearby Oh hello cattle
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doctor Gridis are you going to pay for the heifer
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Why Did the heifer die in an
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insurance accident the inspection is not a
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funeral home for you and you are dying
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faster than we can
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pay not your
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[music]
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[music]
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business [
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music]
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[applause]
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K
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[music]
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to quench your thirst we recommend the Riga
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Dark brewery Aldaris I’ll give the
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girls a
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ride to the first ditch I don’t have a chain
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such And what a
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cockerel he is the first discoverer, excellent
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Highway
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tuita is not entertainment for him
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[applause]
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hobby At the Volga knyuh, poor old woman, where is
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she really crushed to death? Let's
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run there as soon as possible. Help, we need to push
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what did you say? Wait, wait, explain
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clearly Nala, you say you hit the wolf
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knocked down the kny peak where it was knocked down explain at the
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Volga button at the Volga button of
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fire
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milk black envy like a stone on the heart
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about black greed even though I’m
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lucky you’re trembling with money
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And I treasure my
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head promised three boxes judged the core
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we’ll share our spoiled goods promised
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three boxes rasuli bucket we'll share, it's time to share
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all your goods, I'm happy with life, don't worry,
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I'm happy with you,
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you're lucky to have a wife, and
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it's good that Ate gave
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me Tuli's tights, he cunningly judged, we'll divide
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equally all your goods, you promised,
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you cow, cunningly, we'll divide
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equally, all of ours for a long time and if fate
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bypassed and deprived I still
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bet the
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fight you were lucky and started the car but
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got into the driver seat another
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promised nature reasoned cunningly we
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will share all your goods promised tro
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reasoned cunningly we a
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ton of scrap iron costs only 20
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rubles so insure your
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car Listen, the hostess, insure
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it is necessary naza they can steal Polika
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from here I give 20,000 in cash I am a
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trade worker I can only give a book opi
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ho dear give and eat 20,000 of your tighter nanana
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March home old
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male Laura
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Laura count the
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money this time you won’t
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need to repaint the buyer
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is As
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agreed
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ciao
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Listen listen brown-eyed how
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the song Poe suffers Let him cry
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late remembered me remember remember the bark of the
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eyes how the wedding ferments beer ripens x beer
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What a Miracle wets the mustache of old people
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Come out brown-eyed there are boletus in
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the forest Deaf late-late mischief worms
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drain the mushrooms be my square-eyed I will plant
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three Dubai I will plant an oak tree Yes, let the
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forest prankster be with me We will have three sons We
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will have three sons Yes dadada dada
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son dadada dada nurses you dadada dada you
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will have a son no no no no no you yash
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you
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Bravo You tell me brown-eyed first-born
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what you will call call him handsome
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Yan ro that the morning will bloom You tell me
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the brown eye as the second son let's call
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him
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the mighty
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skane Well,
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as always,
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order is with me Forest prankster we
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will have three sons we will have three
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sons yes dadada dada there will be Christina
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dadada dada babysitting you dadada dada you will have a
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son no no no no no you are babysitting
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you will be three
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sons you nyan
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chishki there will be three sons no no no no no
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you nyan are clean no no no no no you
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nyan are clean
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[music]
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you
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we bravo bravo Well done
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[applause]
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Bravo Laura what she is the color I want
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my car to sparkle all over and for the circles to
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be red on the caps of this I
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can’t promise my agents don’t tell me about such little things
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I just know that the car will be
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brand new from the factory all the cars
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come out of the factory
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Laura let’s go
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dance
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Sorry how old are you what’s the
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difference beat
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women zer I think it’s
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a shame
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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and
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Who’s there h don’t yell It’s me this tange Are you
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hanging around at night
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scaring people you look like
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pigeons have dripped on your head
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no
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poshka had a car and you don’t recognize your own people,
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but you’ve become prettier,
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well,
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what do you need? Why should I just
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walk by? Let me think I’ll look in,
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don’t
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break it. Do you really want to
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live your whole life without a man? Do you really want to live your whole
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life like a male dog
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[applause]
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I’m driving
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and I’d be ashamed of people with my car?
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you are a male during working hours this is
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[music]
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time Riga 12 mopeds are equally good
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for both tourist travel and
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everyday
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trips
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[music]
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C
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[music]
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2
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years
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we live two
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we live 3
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4
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5 5
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years we don’t live but we sit where
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we sit 5 years in
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prison Go with your prison
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[music]
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Hello Hello mistress
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Hello
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rabies vaccinations vet doctor with pulse Rose
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assistant Adolf
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censer Stop don't spoil the chandelier in any
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way like As you said, no, it's me from the
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Bible A magnificent
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couple Well, let's
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start, little goat, as we prick with pain
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or without
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pain And yes, maybe Dear doctors,
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they’ll drink milk first. It’s
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possible, I think you need to
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eat well, then you’ll be able to do it without
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pain yourself. It’s
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L
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rauna rauna I’m Gauya I’m
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Gauya buyers have arrived Prepare
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the packaging for
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everything
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habo this time we take everything or
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put nothing in place A Well,
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Help Dada, I’m
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running away myself,
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mistress Well, come in,
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come in, and where is
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the owner, over there from where you can’t get him back, and
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who will drive the car, that’s the
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problem, there’s no one to drive it,
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bring some firewood
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and
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don’t get upset. Take care of
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yourself, leave quickly,
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and here I am, and have a drink dear doctors,
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reinforce it, it will be easier to inject Yes, well,
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why is it in vain, you have to worry so much about
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expenses because of us, what are you, what are you
00:32:39
oh Oh, this is the case Sorry,
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well, for the rabies Oh, so that it would be easier to inject
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Yes, so that
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everything will be done without
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consequences,
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yes, yes, what can happen in the world
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rabies, but
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cattle have their own
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rabies, another without the sea
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can’t get mad from vodka or from
00:33:32
love, we had one case here recently,
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mother, we should take a look at How the water is
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if it boiled Let it cool down, or even the goat
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Osh will float Well, then there won’t be any
00:33:53
need for vaccination Stop
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eating quickly
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get off the
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couch, they're buzzing
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like a Bee, you're buzzing and out of place
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But that's the problem with envy, I can but I do
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n't know how to drive,
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mother What if I try to hit the piece of
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iron
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and hit
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hit it would be the doctor
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knows how to drive a car and I'm farting I can’t do that
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well,
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where is the fool OTV
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goat Go to the
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bathhouse in an hour mom you will
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drive my car like a
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goddess Rizhskaya Central department store
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offers percussion
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instruments
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look
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look to Neo push the
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car give me the
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gun I won’t let you hear the
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gun I won’t let me in I already said I say
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Rouge old male
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rouge Well, look
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forward First gear back second
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But this
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thing, the speedometer is counting the kilometers,
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right now we are going at a speed of 50
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km, and if we can go faster we can have a
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oh
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papapapa Oh the roads Oh the roads x the wheels
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Yes, the [ __ ] will lead you to laughter and to tears, all
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this is a blast with my back
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And whoever wants to
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squeeze the speed over me squeeze the speed with the wind get
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up everything that life missed a mile
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behind my
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back wants on
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th oh I wish I had such a nice car in my youth
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[music]
00:37:45
but the horn blows alarmingly how sous
00:37:48
will help there the father of health and you in the
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last hour for
00:37:53
yourself trumpets trumpets for
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trumpets
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[music]
00:38:11
stockings from the Aurora factory will make you
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at least 10
00:38:26
years younger you idiot
00:38:31
you try in vain they will leave you won’t catch up with them
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anyway I’ll catch up with the triplo be silent you wo
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n’t catch up anyway I’ll catch up with you
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And I say you won’t catch up
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[music]
00:39:00
seulgi Give should I try now
00:39:04
Well,
00:39:13
okay, wait, wait, be careful, wait, wait,
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don’t
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rush
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6800 2400 so
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talaqa Come out, come out
00:39:39
kalaka
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Laura I don’t understand for my own money they
00:39:44
will wait so long soon Be
00:39:51
patient Well, what are you looking for, look
00:39:56
ahead
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Well, I’m
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looking at the brakes, brakes, press the right
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pedal Why the right pedal the train is coming Yes there And
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what should I do
00:40:13
mom conclude contracts for
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life insurance a man without a driver's license a
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potential criminal mom yes yes he is a
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murderer Let me drive yes
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your frivolity is dangerous for your
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contemporaries yes spa So you are
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spoiling my car for me
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Yeah
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yes Hello girls Hello How How are you?
00:40:43
Come help us Hello guys
00:40:46
Hello, let's smoke if you have Elite
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and take it Don't be
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shy and take your life at the same time Insure us
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Immortals we don't need insurance Yes, I'll give you
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fire now, you know how it happens when a
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person walks down the street and suddenly
00:41:01
three bricks on his head and the end of the
00:41:06
devil or another example, you stand calmly
00:41:09
by the side of the road, you don’t suspect anything and suddenly a
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car runs into you
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[music]
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[applause]
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ah
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[applause] [music]
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alive alive
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[applause]
00:41:55
hi Thank you
00:42:08
mom So you and I are at the cemetery Please,
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I know where we are. Give the steering wheel calmly
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calmly slowly
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[music]
00:42:26
bargaining
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[music]
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and
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[applause]
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wait, wait, now you won’t leave, I’ll shoot,
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you have no cartridges Stop chattering,
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no, what is this? Don’t be a fool. Are you
00:43:35
completely stunned by the shooting scandal?
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I don’t have any cartridges Yes, I ask you
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to calm down, I’ll show him, there are no cartridges, the
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cartridge will recognize
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[music]
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steam
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Laura, I’m still freezing here for a long time at a
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temperature of
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18°, I didn’t imagine that razors had such
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cold
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blood
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Laura
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Zro Zru here
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42°
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[music]
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My car is moving my car is driving
00:44:44
Laura
00:44:46
is driving Listen to what he is doing he
00:44:49
will turn all my tires into
00:44:54
rags in
00:44:56
the evening Okay so be it in
00:44:59
the evening in the
00:45:04
bathhouse where did he go where did he
00:45:09
go
00:45:24
Hey good man you are not here car
00:45:28
khin car why are
00:45:29
you twitching that you don’t
00:45:32
understand you are
00:45:34
deaf and you can’t hear that don’t boom-boom don’t
00:45:39
understand
00:45:40
fershtein
00:45:45
ho nho Ah don’t
00:45:53
boom-boom thief
00:45:55
thief
00:45:59
z Wake up I’m stealing your
00:46:03
limousine what are you
00:46:06
standing tell me you’re a man or not carrying how did
00:46:10
you let Steal
00:46:17
ditm
00:46:19
razvan
00:46:25
coffin is not good How it’s not good Well that’s
00:46:28
not good that’s all Go try it yourself Well,
00:46:31
you're going to tell me Go away and let me go
00:46:37
myself eh ik no piha You don't
00:46:55
know how
00:47:21
[laughter]
00:47:31
sauna sauna
00:47:34
And this is a Finnish
00:47:55
sauna [
00:47:58
music]
00:48:03
Again
00:48:21
[applause]
00:48:22
it's
00:48:25
sl [
00:48:27
applause]
00:48:31
[music]
00:48:36
Well, right pedal right
00:48:41
[ applause]
00:48:55
pedal
00:48:59
[music]
00:49:06
[music]
00:49:12
[music]
00:49:18
[music]
00:49:25
ah
00:49:48
[music]
00:49:55
S
00:49:59
[music]
00:50:14
for many years
00:50:17
the car would quickly teach
00:50:21
me somewhere begging for a
00:50:25
cigarette ask for
00:50:29
fire and until life
00:50:33
is decided from the car the key will
00:50:37
not be able to handle it will be
00:50:41
joy must be nervous
00:50:45
[music]
00:50:52
heal master the skill of driving
00:50:55
cars in automo
00:51:10
[music]
00:51:20
clubs
00:51:22
[music]
00:51:25
ri
00:51:30
eh eh
00:51:42
[music]
00:51:44
eh
00:51:51
[applause]
00:51:55
Italia
00:51:58
[music]
00:52:03
[applause]
00:52:10
[music]
00:52:15
thank you thank you Olga Please answer why
00:52:19
you ran away from me well -You have to wait
00:52:21
until he shoots me
00:52:25
Evnik
00:52:49
Oh, until life
00:52:52
decides from the car the key
00:52:57
will not be able to handle
00:53:00
the joy I need to heal my nerves
00:53:04
[music] Did
00:53:06
you even notice that we
00:53:09
were photographed like
00:53:13
Avas Nunu was photographed directly Well, yes, and in profile
00:53:20
too Laura I’m doing something I don’t understand, you
00:53:23
drag me like a stupid lamb from one
00:53:25
place to another and I didn’t even have to drink a squirrel. I didn’t even have to drink a skate.
00:53:28
Vanya doesn’t go to drink,
00:53:30
but to wash and strengthen his nerves, if it takes us so
00:53:32
long to buy a car, I want to have fun,
00:53:34
let there be an orchestra. Let there be girls
00:53:36
discharged from Riga. there will be songs,
00:53:39
there will be dances, artists of the Republic of Kazakhstan, but you need to have
00:53:43
a lot. What kind of conversation can there be? If I
00:53:45
order, then I pay for it. Okay, wait for the
00:53:55
girls for nothing. What
00:54:03
are you going to do with me now? I wo
00:54:05
n’t do anything. Go home because
00:54:09
my car broke down. oh. All of you men are
00:54:14
the same. If only you to the meadow and then
00:54:17
into the
00:54:19
ditch, look, it needs a major
00:54:24
overhaul, do you understand?
00:54:29
I have a ruble, take it
00:54:36
home, get out of here, get out of my sight,
00:54:40
I count to
00:54:41
three
00:54:44
sections,
00:54:48
it started up, you're a good guy, my car is in
00:54:57
order, let's go,
00:55:01
mistress. Well, tell me, please,
00:55:04
what are you doing? You're filling me up again, you can e I
00:55:08
beg you Leave me
00:55:12
alone Take the wheel Let's press the pedal
00:55:27
Let's close the door hey hey hey listen wait a minute pulse
00:55:35
pulse Listen to the pulse Come
00:55:39
back don't don't come leave the stupid
00:55:44
jokes I'll throw you into
00:55:55
the river
00:56:06
Well
00:56:07
okay Eh Damn you we'll go to hell
00:56:12
hey hey hey hey,
00:56:17
stop, stop, Well, what's the matter,
00:56:21
listen, give me a lift to Ba before this Well, yes,
00:56:23
before this one, not on the way, listen, I have
00:56:27
ten left, give me a lift Oh, okay
00:56:39
[music]
00:56:55
sit down
00:57:01
As the ancient Romans said, A
00:57:05
healthy mind is in a healthy body Well, let's go as soon as
00:57:11
the Fox makes noise as soon as the Foxes rustle
00:57:16
green
00:57:18
palms green
00:57:21
palms What Listen
00:57:25
they say Listen talk in the meadows of misty
00:57:30
horses in the meadows of misty
00:57:38
horses that How we lived, how we will live
00:57:44
until the thunder thunder thunder thunder Thunder
00:57:47
thunder
00:57:49
[music]
00:57:52
as soon as the leaves rustle how much
00:57:57
the leaves rustle
00:57:59
Think and Think hard and strong
00:58:05
where we have Hops there is old age poison where
00:58:09
we have Hops there old age is poison and life is only
00:58:14
A sliver of life only
00:58:17
A sliver of
00:58:20
durdur horses in
00:58:23
the fog How we lived, how we will live until thunder thunder
00:58:28
thunder thunder thunder
00:58:32
anger
00:58:44
[music]
00:58:50
[applause]
00:58:55
yay
00:59:00
[ music]
00:59:15
Well, I like it
00:59:20
for the fact that
00:59:23
[applause] it is
00:59:25
necessary Go go, whoever needs your car
00:59:37
will be intact We arrived on what on my
00:59:41
cherry Volga it is he
00:59:45
he Laura means he
00:59:49
Yes, be men Invite the lady to
00:59:52
dance And I will find out some
00:59:54
technical Delhi Oh mi mo dance
00:59:58
let's dance nothing, I'll teach you in an instant, let's go, let
01:00:00
's go with the bullets, what will I come? Don't
01:00:02
worry, it will come with the pulse, it will come later,
01:00:05
when later Oh, what a high Polish What does
01:00:08
this
01:00:09
mean Laura, take the car with the
01:00:12
old woman, write off two braids, add 500
01:00:15
Well, at least 400 add
01:00:17
Laura, I'll remove the old woman
01:00:20
where right here
01:00:26
Aha means T first washes away the sins and
01:00:29
then washes them off themselves Wow Mommy Mommy
01:00:32
Just kill yourself Can I quickly just
01:00:35
hold it and don’t let anyone
01:00:40
burn the
01:00:43
plugs easier Yes you don’t know this old woman well
01:00:46
listen Laura where are we going to take her
01:00:49
then think old
01:00:54
think and Hold it, quickly take
01:00:59
the bitter and now cold
01:01:10
champagne grief Well, what can you bite off?
01:01:14
Give it here, give it here, don’t be
01:01:17
alarmed, I’ll pour it, no, this is a
01:01:21
good barbecue, but we have better
01:01:24
young lambs, we have better, better
01:01:27
So now I’ll give you
01:01:31
champagne So that means
01:01:34
Mommy A now so that the second leg doesn’t
01:01:38
limp more carefully and the suitcase
01:01:41
carefully
01:01:43
Well, here’s to your Paradise trip And
01:01:46
what should you go? It’s God’s will
01:01:54
Yes
01:01:58
Well, for
01:02:08
[music]
01:02:24
yours
01:02:31
Well let’s
01:02:33
go with you Well, just like that no
01:02:47
[music]
01:02:54
like that
01:03:01
[music]
01:03:07
Listen further I’m not used to the mighty, do
01:03:09
n’t talk nonsense, you’ll think I can’t touch you
01:03:11
What Yes, let’s go where
01:03:15
there’s nothing wrong, I’m not afraid
01:03:18
Well, let’s go Where do you warm your old bones oh
01:03:22
Let this girl come with me I don’t
01:03:24
know what we can’t do there mom She’s
01:03:27
in dress mom Well come listen how
01:03:30
oh how hot it is there is not so hot just don’t
01:03:34
hold up yes yes Oh
01:03:36
of course uh mommy What are you doing Are you
01:03:40
completely blind it’s so hot that your eyes are on your
01:03:42
forehead sit on hold sit hold don’t
01:03:47
look at the money Sit quietly hold it like that
01:03:50
ayyy Well, it’s hot, you need to put it down,
01:04:13
stop, otherwise he’ll stretch his legs for eons, he’ll be a
01:04:16
southerner. Look how the old woman is doing,
01:04:21
go
01:04:24
check it out.
01:04:30
Well, that’s all there is no no Laura I’ve
01:04:35
been waiting for 2 days already. Where will my car be,
01:04:38
where will it be after
01:04:40
dinner? Allow me I should leave the eggs for you and
01:04:44
put the eggs here okay okay
01:04:54
okay
01:04:56
Well, what's the heat-resistant old woman Damn
01:04:59
her
01:05:03
Listen, let her in cold water
01:05:06
cold maybe she'll catch a cold
01:05:15
right come here, what's wrong with the pan
01:05:18
Okay, now let's go there
01:05:21
Oh, go harden up quickly, go, go, go go, go,
01:05:25
go, don’t be afraid, well, they tell you, do
01:05:28
n’t be afraid, just like that, so good, so
01:05:35
clever, where are you
01:05:38
dragging me? I don’t know how to swim, I’ll drown right away,
01:05:41
don’t
01:05:42
drown, sit down, what if there’s a splinter here,
01:05:47
nothing
01:05:49
here, I’m now
01:05:52
on Well, now my hands are forward you see, it’s not
01:05:55
scary Get some air,
01:06:05
hey, where is my heat-resistant
01:06:21
old woman, the guys got burned, we’re getting away
01:06:27
Wait, I’ll be right
01:06:31
back Roy out of
01:06:33
the way
01:06:42
Get out of the way, stop Oh,
01:06:45
my blond sin, do you want me to
01:06:48
take you for a ride in my brand new car,
01:06:51
maybe this time it’s better in mine,
01:06:53
the main thing is that we are together
01:06:56
then please
01:07:00
ask you can also kill
01:07:05
a person
01:07:24
let's go
01:07:31
[laughter]
01:07:36
[music]
01:07:49
[music]
01:07:54
and
01:07:58
[music]
01:08:25
for many years in
01:08:28
the car he would quickly teach
01:08:32
me somewhere to beg for
01:08:36
a cigarette somewhere to ask for
01:08:40
fire and until life is
01:08:44
decided,
01:08:48
turn off the car key joy will be possible, you
01:08:53
need nerves
01:08:56
[music]
01:09:01
chi eh, this is my suitcase, don’t
01:09:04
lose
01:09:10
it, wait, and yet this light of hair is a sin.
01:09:14
I really like our life, it’s
01:09:19
unexpected, then you don’t
01:09:21
watch until the left right to
01:09:32
decide for the rest of your life, my
01:09:40
cat, you need nerves
01:09:43
[music]
01:09:54
under
01:09:55
[music]
01:10:00
- for many years he quickly
01:10:04
learned how to drive a car
01:10:07
[music]
01:10:08
somewhere to beg for a
01:10:12
cigarette somewhere to ask for
01:10:16
fire and until life
01:10:20
is decided from the car the key is too
01:10:24
steep, it will be
01:10:28
glad I need to heal my nerves
01:10:32
[music]

Description:

Молодой работник милиции лейтенант Гита получает задание задержать угонщиков автомашин. Он придумывает хитроумную комбинацию. Проживающая на хуторе тетушка Кнепиха получает в подарок «Волгу». Это известие облетает всю округу. Машина становится приманкой для пройдохи Зеро, проживающей неподалеку семьи Сиетынь и прочих охотников за легкой наживой. План, как и предполагалось, срабатывает безукоризненно - все мошенники оказываются в руках сотрудников милиции. СССР, 1973 год

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