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Город Пятигорск КВН 2014
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Город Пятигорск и Парапапарам КВН 2014 – Свадьба
23:18
Город Пятигорск КВН 2015
34:43
Город Пятигорск и Парапапарам КВН 2015 – Клип «Отдых мечты»
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Город Пятигорск и Парапапарам КВН 2015 – Курортно-служебный роман
45:19
Город Пятигорск КВН 2016
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Город Пятигорск КВН 2016 – Обычный день в дальневосточной семье браконьеров
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Город Пятигорск и Камызяки КВН 2016
1:15:14
Город Пятигорск КВН 2017
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Город Пятигорск КВН 2017 – Обычная пятигорская семья на даче
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[music]
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for the summer cup, the KVN team in the city of
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Pyatigorsk
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prepared a real sea show
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[music]
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cinema speech
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[music]
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and then what
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[music]
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the lever killed and well, the taxi drivers drank,
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so in short, wait, now I’ll go ask for
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time off and let’s go to the restaurant, I
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think it’s here no wandering, I'm a master of
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sewing with prayer girls
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guys, it's like in a computer game to
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get to the boss you need to go through a bunch of
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creatures
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you're not going anywhere Alexander
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Vasilyevich will swear as you cook me
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triodes in a row Alexander
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Vasiliev will be torn or are you lying
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or is he afraid of me
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go away, doomed, but
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here we can come to you,
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and
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we also have such a thing here,
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we eat, they won’t be able to perform at the summer
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cup, oh, it’s not aliens who
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kidnapped me, I’m stuck in the elevator,
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much shorter, what should I say, well, why did you
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invite him parapaparam Smolensk, these are
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like dogs this, taking skips and
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here what arranged who they are in general
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these are our friends the Italians what kind of
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Armenians are you
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Katya remember no one will forbid us Russian women to
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imagine that these are
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Italians
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and
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what are these Italians of yours doing here in
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the sense of what are the Olympic facilities building so
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the Olympics are over to finish building something then we
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need
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Olya, well, let's go now guys, the rain won't
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take advantage of it and quietly tour what are you doing, they'll hear if
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this is the case, let's go guys
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then to Smolensk to the trio, there we'll say that
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we're giving up, they'll love him
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guys, wait for the car,
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now we're waiting for my word of honor,
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now I'll win you this cup and go for
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a walk Italians understandable understandable so
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make a Sochi taxi driver where is she one
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beauty
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summer cup
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2013 how many hours did it take two hours
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[applause]
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dear friends every vacationer in Sochi
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at least once rode on some
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water attraction there is
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[laughter]
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there is a place
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[music]
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you are here
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hello on please three tickets 1
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adult 2 children
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excuse me, who wants which one,
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well, just for the sake of interest,
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listen and the woman the thing is that this is
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not an underwater attraction,
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I won’t go anywhere with these people, I’ll
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tell you more, a boat with these people
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you won’t go anywhere,
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I don’t understand listen woman,
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three of you can't go on a banana, even with this, three of them
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can't lift three of them can't have
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khinkali, we just don't have a
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good woman, if you want to ride a
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banana, pay for six and
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ours went like this and over it doesn't cost six on an
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airplane for six canteen for
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six and
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so daughter hour I'll give them the call of the jungle
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predators versus herbivores hour
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why are you upset now let's go
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jump on the trampoline
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and where are you going here I'll turn you off
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now to my
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friends and this situation could probably be
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seen by everyone who walked
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along the Sochi embankment in the evening that ruru ruru
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ruru
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their confusion You and I have a Panama hat and it’s dark,
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so let’s go home. you
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'll wake up the dad
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in me I don't like this dad
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a9 and I'll find him I shouldn't have opened the door
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[music]
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excuse me woman you haven't seen
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men here in shorts like that on their hands an anchor I haven't
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seen
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before the basket here he is my Grishka my
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dad my dad I won't give the mines to anyone I’m
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his little blood mom princess we’ve
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lived together for so many years leave woman don’t
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interfere with our happiness
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why happiness and you Grishka
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Nosa is far away
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woman it’s Sochi here 10 pm every
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second in one sandals
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woman give me back my husband they go
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look for yours the cuckoo threw at my
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covet and
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you who is
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where is the sandal and here he is
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Masha
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Masha
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what is Tanya's name in front of me Olya Masha
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happy
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address
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[music]
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friends the Olympics are over but
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food in the city of Sochi
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could still be responsible but not the International
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Olympic Committee amano on Avanesov on
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Karapetyan
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[music]
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and these di da di zucchini prices have fallen to
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cheaper so humana are there only ports in
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Adler
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horde a trivial question but
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listen to me Armenian super mario
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another box you will break is coming
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the last life will remain and
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the woman at home is good to choose checking
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massage would choose me they answered
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she will scratch you with Suberi tomatoes I
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repeat you they weighed
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you down in 2 networks, how could I have you too, Libra,
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or else
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listen to Torda, which one he
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slipped and then funk, you judge by yourself,
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say
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they are
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black-black,
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Ashot sush has arrived, jokes, I’ll tell Gena the
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crocodile Cheburashka, they called the prostitute and
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another crocodile arrived, only Nigina
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how call instantly
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everything sat down laughing grab work
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ask that I’m going to go to the local police officer right now
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these same ones will scare me with my brother
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will
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buy gold all the time I want to ask
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why you speak with an accent
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because it’s Sochi, there’s no other way
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to earn money with a
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horde of bananas what type
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[music]
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dear friends, before you start a
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holiday romance in the city of Sochi, you need to
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think carefully about how all this can turn out, did
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you sleep with your brother,
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what brother does
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recordi have here,
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she can see the car,
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listen, this is some kind of misunderstanding, and
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mother Komi’s sister will drive up, we’ll figure it out,
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you understand, he the first one started giving me
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compliments to whom recordi here
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some kind of flower note torn get out of here you
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say compliments yes you won’t know
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control you understand
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Murik come here get out of here I
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couldn’t control
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in fact we just drank wine from
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Yurik come here why did
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you drink wine I was in a thinking machine if
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how did you even find me in Novosibirsk,
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why, I don’t know you or something, some Siberian
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girls, she comes to our Caucasian
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boys, they’re putting noodles on their ears, they’re targeting
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you Russians,
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nothing fidgety, grief, the sight has been knocked off,
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they’re now turning their noses up at our women, who
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needs one like that now? experienced,
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well, maybe we can somehow
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decide how to solve this in a civilized way, everyone in
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Sochi is talking about this report from where, but I’m
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first of all a woman, then my sister,
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chomu rick, nice, well, I’m standing already
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five times, they could have gotten married before the
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guard car
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[music]
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[music]
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today our friends are helping us, this is a team
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from Moscow, well, if we win,
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someone will definitely say, here again Moscow helped the Caucasus,
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and if we lose, we won’t lose,
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dear friends in the Caucasus, there is a tradition,
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everyone who knows about the wedding should
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attend it, and since Katya and I once
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three weeks about our wedding all over the
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country dear friends welcome
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to our celebration
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seal did you do what did you do the plates washed
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why were they all dirty there was carpaccio was
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n’t it you I’m talking about and multiple Alexandra
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Vasilchuk there are no for Alexandrova
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much why are you Katina’s dress
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I put it on, by the way, today is also a
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holiday, I fit into Katya’s dress,
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maybe this day is higher than Katya,
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remember
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[music]
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[applause]
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what’s going on, don’t pay attention, the
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tone is playing oh, but
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this picture is the dress I put on, I do
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n’t iron
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[ applause]
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who is going the chairs in the gazelle are going
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there is still one fool here for the whole family this is my
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word of honor okay I won’t go a little
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soon the truth is approximate so dear
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friends attention to the presenter now the
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young people needed will appear as a good one to
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meet dear friends is also
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participating lower the water appears and we 34
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no, friends, you should be happy, so
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imagine as if you checked into a
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gothic room, it’s exactly the same as in the
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photo on the Internet
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[applause]
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[music]
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so that’s
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why you’re hosting this wedding because you
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broke your nose argument
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I’m sorry caroline the custom is so
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young thunderous applause
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[ music]
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[music]
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dear young people, you are the parents of the creation,
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accept them with blessings they are not a parent
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shut up this is strange and the
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young wife be he equal briefly and the
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young groom become the head of the brush in the house
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21 geiko we live
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pinch off a piece of salt and
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a little at a time let this be the first
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last time when you annoyed each other
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neither less nor less us
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brush
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[applause]
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let's quickly come to the table
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favorite of course listen I always wanted
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to ask how your army doesn't
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marinate meat so tasty I'm a Circassian and
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Seryoga is a Circassian bro like a blow made
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of customer feign tell
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Pasha dear friends where would I like to
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start, well, probably with a parade of fresh couples,
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let's all be with you, hey, how are we,
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life right now,
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freak otg eliminated until calm down,
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why mine, why am I not afraid because
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Vanya is a man
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[music]
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[applause]
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andsomewhere there is a
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maiden owl
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[ applause]
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I'm sorry, but I just haven't had a drink for a year, let's go
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drink it up
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[applause] the
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team and I have prepared a couple for you, and
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by the way, we have prepared a gift, but not just
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any kind of song, a song, a song, we'd fly away and sing
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a gift over the phone, and we all
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want to give you a song, you thought
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the car was stupid,
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agree songs other life.
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he will give birth on the third verse, he will live the
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joys of goodness in life, you will have an easy road
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and before him, and I will return you
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100 Katya didn’t wait for me,
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tell me who
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he is, I’ll take him even more,
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so I want these guys, why are you
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taking them to the wedding because I’m leading this
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wedding ok compromise let's
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agree which of us will host the
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old wedding competition sliders
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pazuki at home body dear friends if you
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want this wedding to be hosted by a boy
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chip in please everyone is not a slider
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and if you want the wedding to go well
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chip in in pink so we are with stoves 4
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from Muscovites to below below below gel
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drunk
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Seryoga is not so tanned will delve into the day under the
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blanket new martyrs Lade run with the korgan
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who sit next to the kickbacks often they
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will start showing off in front of each other
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this is 3 guilders we take
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[applause]
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[music]
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Vladik [ __ ] - this is very dishonest so
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run
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this is not fair
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Vadik Seryoga Seryoga, wait, I want
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you to pull out the suckers
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[applause]
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then here comes
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the gift I was talking about
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Katya Lenya, this is the cake baked by the KVN team, the
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city of Pyatigorsk, Odessa, what a honey cake, yes,
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we want your life to be sweet,
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that is, even the pronunciation of tiramisu
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hiromi, what is this, what is
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this I won’t eat no, but it’s not you who
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should try this and they will and so
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you won’t I you you remember
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[music]
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but [applause]
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[laughter]
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[applause]
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and the
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beast I don’t eat after six [
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music] [applause]
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finished playing
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[music]
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[applause] you and
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I will hold our wedding first
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wedding dance
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[music]
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this is all pre-scientific
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the DJ is good,
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this will be your wedding. [
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applause]
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gang
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[music]
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[music]
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and [applause]
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[music]
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and
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May
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[music]
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it’s
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been a long time [music]
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[applause]
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and
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we take the black
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[music]
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I
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[music]
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cafe de flor always ended
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.
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Alexander Vasilyevich bless us
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[applause]
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[music]
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[music]
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dear friends this story is not fiction
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this wedding actually happened and everyone who
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performed today was also at this
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wedding and thanks to the summer cup
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all of you attended it
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[applause]
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[music ]
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mom
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and i
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all the moments when you want to drink
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standing up
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drink your recently expanded taxi
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and
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[music] and
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who is next to you washing
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my head
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I
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[music]
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screaming one or
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two and
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I am the KVN team city of Pyatigorsk summer
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cup this is a fabulous sea adventure
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[ music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music] [applause]
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[music]
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today they are
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studying now guess who
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will perform for you not or until the morning
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Seryoga anywhere
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if
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we went out
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[music]
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look Tanya brainless invertebrates
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are showing
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[applause]
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girls so Olya Tanya you even have a body where are
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these 100 more kilograms
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so I was silent for a long time but my patience is
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over by what right
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will Katya insult these burn girls
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says that they are mocking us they beat
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us
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hit me
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I 1
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[music]
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[applause]
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and
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yours are prostitutes
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It’s me now, not for you girls,
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so it’s not you here Pavich sew on yourself,
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why should God fasten it like that,
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he rolled out the revelers then the chane for you,
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this was the bait for Nagiyev
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[applause]
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he chased after these two nuts in
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my room, ended up in my room
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as always spoil everything like that, I would give it right now,
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but what for those Nagiyev Tanya, since school, I
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love the physical education teacher,
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girls, go to your room, put out the
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candles, you can drink champagne and these are
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cutlets, eat cutlets, too,
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cutlets,
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minced meat, fried
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food
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[applause]
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ideas are doing
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this to you now, yellow minke whales, although
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no black hairy people, in
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general, this is blood Sebastian Tanya Sochi,
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even crabs are Armenians, but
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Uala will stop, we are representatives of
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the seabed,
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dear bottom,
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you understand that you wo
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n’t dig up the summer cup with such jokes, and by the way, I’m
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determined to win, and if I want a miracle,
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I always achieve it, that’s all I say
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Dmitry,
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so let’s follow the old pattern, how
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funny I am, you idiots
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[music]
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and also to friends, it’s no secret
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that flight attendants should be polite,
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beautiful and competent, but there are some
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flight attendants who don’t owe anything to anyone
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[music]
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[applause]
00:27:38
dear passengers and those who are flying me in
00:27:42
business class,
00:27:45
fasten your seat belts, we are taking off, raise your
00:27:53
back, please
00:27:57
turn off electronic devices and
00:27:59
turn them on, why don’t you repeat in English
00:28:03
you with me just killed in a row don’t speak and
00:28:07
but here are the scales snot 100 please plain
00:28:11
just the song is youth
00:28:16
woman why are the toilets closed from where do I
00:28:19
know maybe we're flying over the city
00:28:25
woman God on
00:28:30
the spot boy I'm actually a girl if something like this I don't
00:28:34
see what if something
00:28:36
this should also happen before
00:28:42
you say about the caramels they'll smash of
00:28:45
course I'll see how I was smashed
00:28:56
woman and what did you bring me anyway, I
00:28:59
wanted it there from the toes and I’m a singer and
00:29:01
who would be more offended
00:29:04
by the east nikon smells and why am I husband
00:29:07
afraid to fly why are you stewards from and
00:29:11
went to I love it so well so well
00:29:15
well quickly sat down and
00:29:18
pulled us up we take off but no, God gave the
00:29:21
pilot his word of honor, what’s going on
00:29:24
at all, well, you’re not out of no, don’t be
00:29:25
angry with him, he just drank,
00:29:28
yes, this is the man’s first flight, what kind of
00:29:31
rotten people are you j
00:29:34
[music]
00:29:41
[music] to
00:29:47
friends, well, the next situation could
00:29:50
only happen in Sochi police station
00:29:54
[laughter]
00:30:00
calm down, fooling around, the man disappeared,
00:30:02
let's take it in order, I disappeared when rights
00:30:05
during Stas familia, Mikhailov Portos,
00:30:12
undressing women, yes, you're kidding me, the
00:30:14
man disappeared, you don't smoke, don't itch
00:30:16
in the hall, that he disappeared before in Sochi,
00:30:20
not a single concert in six days and one axis
00:30:23
of course disappeared, maybe he just stopped
00:30:26
giving concerts,
00:30:30
well, well, he didn’t stop giving concerts, he was
00:30:32
tired and decided to take a
00:30:34
break in August,
00:30:37
the most chose
00:30:40
you in general and the Sochi
00:30:43
Duster almost disappeared there, they were kidnapped
00:30:47
because we need you, Mikhail, I understood he is
00:30:51
leading Leps to Leps and from the advice here is
00:30:54
no lepse, what are you talking about, maybe he
00:30:57
just went on vacation with his wife,
00:31:01
Alexandra
00:31:02
grabbed it
00:31:04
calmly, this is a legend for the yellow press,
00:31:08
it means that if you are fidgety for us and don’t
00:31:11
advise us, sweep where we will harvest
00:31:13
good good where you last
00:31:16
saw him didn’t see but enjoyed good
00:31:19
assets last since we have a lie, well, of
00:31:21
course, in Tambov at a concert,
00:31:23
there was a bathtub like this in a white shirt, then 4
00:31:25
buttons were stretched out, it’s important that the cross
00:31:27
was visible from behind, the spotlights were on here,
00:31:31
the lighting for me, he drank and mine,
00:31:40
let’s just make an identikit photo of the
00:31:43
21st century robe Tatyana Alekseevna here is
00:31:45
the profile, here is the full face, I have him in full
00:31:48
height wood ax guitars
00:31:52
[applause]
00:31:55
[music]
00:31:56
[applause]
00:32:01
friends, now imagine the
00:32:03
legendary Pyatigorsk family came to
00:32:06
rest in Sochi
00:32:08
[applause]
00:32:11
Olya
00:32:13
Olya can you imagine this is a brute, well, who is the
00:32:18
brute in our family?
00:32:20
this bastard Galya has many
00:32:23
names,
00:32:24
why did I fall asleep, he didn’t wake me up, I
00:32:27
burned out the
00:32:28
hatch, I woke you
00:32:32
up alone,
00:32:38
you woke me
00:32:42
up anyway, how
00:32:47
could I? I'm afraid it
00:32:50
will hurt me more,
00:32:52
maybe we'll call an ambulance, but oh 2 tone is still for
00:32:55
himself and the
00:32:57
bullet is hurting you, of course, and those are really
00:33:01
really painful Valeria pci I
00:33:03
can't even move like a massacre
00:33:05
then I'm getting a beer,
00:33:12
like wait for the fact, those beer allowed the hatch
00:33:16
to the man, you don't need to ask permission
00:33:19
clearly a man would be a man of his own child would
00:33:23
raise
00:33:25
something okay I’m kidding I don’t even though Luke is the
00:33:31
fruit of our love Valera
00:33:34
anyone well ice cream eats ice cream where did he get
00:33:38
his day why did you rip your panties open
00:33:43
it’s holy
00:33:45
Valera is there and I find out that you’re a coward and ripped it
00:33:47
open I’ll sew your mouth shut,
00:33:50
you forgot your sunscreen, thank you
00:33:53
very much, you helped me out with
00:34:01
a supply, I just said that I forgot the cream in the room,
00:34:05
I mean, I forgot where I forgot when I forget, you’re
00:34:10
with me, Valera, now you’ll never forget this cream,
00:34:13
hear man, it’s you who smeared the cream on my wife,
00:34:19
help me,
00:34:26
Luke, I’m drinking I'll give up I'll answer the music up to 330
00:34:32
this number thank you have a good vacation have a
00:34:35
good hunt
00:34:37
[music]
00:34:40
[applause]
00:34:42
friends every time we come to
00:34:45
a travel agency we really hope that our
00:34:48
desires coincide with our capabilities
00:34:50
and so pay attention to the screen
00:34:54
[music]
00:34:56
would you like I would like to relax
00:35:01
from well then lay out the fact that
00:35:05
only for you we have an excellent
00:35:07
offer vacation your dreams
00:35:15
fashionable my dreams just imagine a
00:35:20
five-star hotel
00:35:21
luxurious belt magnificent sold out
00:35:26
[music]
00:35:30
dark night he
00:35:42
issued an
00:35:43
extension for these couples on 4 hundred [
00:35:44
music]
00:35:46
okpo
00:35:49
Chortkov
00:35:51
dream let’s just
00:35:55
add you see with a card to pay
00:35:58
in cash
00:36:00
what to baptize I’m telling you how to
00:36:03
pay fighters and you know it’s a little
00:36:06
expensive if there is a cheaper option
00:36:12
[music]
00:36:23
and
00:36:24
I kiss you and
00:36:29
forgot
00:36:31
about everything
00:36:34
[music]
00:36:39
today we are with you
00:36:43
and
00:36:46
[applause]
00:36:52
[applause]
00:36:54
this is myself myself my
00:36:58
[music]
00:36:59
reel in
00:37:01
don’t spam
00:37:03
[music]
00:37:10
[music]
00:37:11
where to post
00:37:15
Islam
00:37:16
girls one more thing we close you on a
00:37:19
personal card
00:37:21
what I’m saying is to pay as you go
00:37:25
yes no old friend
00:37:29
started another option though the private
00:37:31
sector but fresh air and as if plus
00:37:35
I’ll buy pluses but there is
00:37:40
[music]
00:37:53
okay
00:37:55
and
00:38:00
a
00:38:01
[music]
00:38:05
and
00:38:07
and [music]
00:38:16
and
00:38:17
my
00:38:19
[music]
00:38:24
blogs
00:38:30
but
00:38:31
[music]
00:38:41
although you will have 1 pack
00:38:45
like to pay with a card or
00:38:48
in cash it’s a little
00:38:51
expensive yes well then the mother is the only way
00:38:57
[music]
00:39:02
[applause ]
00:39:07
here's the
00:39:09
theft
00:39:11
[music] [applause]
00:39:13
straight
00:39:15
[music]
00:39:20
friends, we all know that there are holiday
00:39:23
romances, there are office romances, and in our
00:39:26
teams there was a resort for an office
00:39:29
romance
00:39:30
[music] [laughter]
00:39:37
prashechka
00:39:39
what a cool bear come on, I would never have
00:39:42
thought that you shoot so well
00:39:45
leg,
00:39:50
do it again, but I’ve already done it a hundred times, I
00:39:53
started the
00:39:55
bathhouse barrel, so come on,
00:39:58
my chick
00:40:03
and chick are gone, my chick is only mine, I’m the chain,
00:40:06
we’re the
00:40:13
best, and take the chick for a reason
00:40:21
[applause]
00:40:23
by the way, oh Why did you send me flowers to my room? Why did
00:40:26
n’t you like it before I
00:40:28
liked it? Our demand could have been
00:40:30
figured out by the guys. I had to say
00:40:31
that it was I who ordered the words of
00:40:34
God for my room. I did it so often. They didn’t guess about anything Vanya.
00:40:44
I believe that my pores have become
00:40:51
allure, you ears and pinched me,
00:40:54
give your body a little rest, what
00:40:58
is a cloak, excuse me, it just
00:41:00
seemed like one of the guys is
00:41:03
coming here
00:41:05
ollin taller than me, well, you’ll kill him before the wedding and he
00:41:09
’ll live like that until the wedding, what an idiot before us
00:41:16
[music]
00:41:21
wait, guys, look, she’s his e
00:41:27
[applause]
00:41:30
so I don’t understand what’s going on at all,
00:41:33
what’s incomprehensible, they’re kissing, it means they’re a
00:41:36
couple guys, you’re crazy, you’re completely
00:41:39
different, you can’t be together, why is
00:41:42
Vanya the young parodist Olya, KVN diva,
00:41:45
we had such cases 2
00:41:53
and I realized he was with her for money, he
00:41:56
had money, what was happening and I didn’t understand
00:41:58
along the way peace for today
00:42:04
[music]
00:42:06
this happened I
00:42:09
couldn’t resist the beauty
00:42:12
[music]
00:42:15
Sergey say thank you for being a grandfather and she knows about your
00:42:20
apartment
00:42:22
quietly about the apartment not with her
00:42:25
[music]
00:42:29
Vanya is an Orthodox Jew
00:42:32
for the right very nice people
00:42:37
[music]
00:42:41
I didn’t want to go home I went to
00:42:44
war you stamps if everything is bad so that
00:42:48
everything is very good with us
00:42:51
for sure there is no urine how very good
00:42:56
so I’m
00:42:59
poking now he blinked or something returned in the
00:43:02
morning gene then
00:43:05
you blinked now let go please
00:43:09
let go please let go please let go please let go please let go
00:43:20
please let go
00:43:26
[applause]
00:43:31
let go
00:43:43
[music]
00:43:50
you feel
00:43:53
that
00:43:56
wait until we so we came up with this
00:43:58
invented of course that's what all this is for
00:44:01
before finishing the real a novel
00:44:04
so exactly a novel, which has been
00:44:07
going on for twelve years already, from the
00:44:10
decline of
00:44:12
Alexandrovich,
00:44:14
this is our last game, although two years
00:44:18
ago we already said
00:44:22
[applause]
00:44:26
that there was already the last game, it’s just that we
00:44:30
diplomats sometimes say not what
00:44:32
we think, but I walk slowly
00:44:36
[music ]
00:44:37
[applause]
00:44:38
[music]
00:44:40
rocks and good luck not a soda
00:44:44
place we managed not to live
00:44:48
and for this years have been lived he has spent his whole life
00:44:52
thanking the
00:44:54
indivisibility of
00:44:57
something and performed more well,
00:45:02
if suddenly an invitation arrives [
00:45:07
music]
00:45:13
logan
00:45:15
[music]
00:45:19
came to vladivostok team KVN city of
00:45:21
Pyatigorsk
00:45:22
first of all I went on a city tour
00:45:25
[music]
00:45:30
these oriental
00:45:33
cheerful hem Latinos the street is
00:45:37
just not
00:45:42
beautiful
00:45:44
[music]
00:45:49
[music]
00:45:56
Vladivostok hybrids inspector
00:45:59
cartoon who are your documents
00:46:01
here you go
00:46:03
so she is a dog
00:46:07
what kind of dog is she
00:46:10
what is she saying or what is that
00:46:14
all belt over the shoulder
00:46:18
guys, didn't you notice by the way that George is always
00:46:26
forbidden objects there are piercing
00:46:28
cutting ones no of course not Thanos but
00:46:32
even straight edged weapons Tanyuha this
00:46:36
time bayonet spear right now you wo
00:46:38
n't kiss in the eyes poke that
00:46:40
driver
00:46:43
then quarti but people are already looking at us askance
00:46:46
this is the Far East, here half
00:46:48
the population looks askance at the
00:46:54
summer cup
00:46:55
in Vladivostok, not a city, there are no complaints
00:46:58
here, of course, the airport is a miracle bridge, an
00:47:02
aquarium,
00:47:04
they have prepared for you thoroughly right in the box, in
00:47:07
fact, Putin didn’t come here a week ago,
00:47:10
but it’s clear that someone
00:47:13
helped, of course,
00:47:18
since Vladivostok is like that prepared
00:47:21
Pyatigorsk must just give it all
00:47:22
so Pyatigorsk tray help kamyzyak
00:47:30
[applause]
00:47:31
[music]
00:47:32
[applause]
00:47:34
[music]
00:47:37
in the Vladivostok city administration,
00:47:39
naturally, the most
00:47:41
conscientious officials work, we understand that
00:47:44
it’s difficult, but let’s fantasize and
00:47:46
imagine that somehow
00:47:49
one lousy one appeared among them sheep himself
00:47:52
sheep understood
00:47:54
hello good afternoon we came to
00:47:58
get a Far Eastern hectare there and
00:48:00
what's true and they
00:48:05
took him away right here
00:48:14
he was the only one guys
00:48:19
wait as one clearly says any
00:48:22
citizen of the Russian Federation can
00:48:24
get one hectare of land in the Far East
00:48:25
for 5 years for free
00:48:29
it's on me
00:48:33
please, this is Japan, don’t thank me,
00:48:42
listen, we’ll complain so quietly, I’m
00:48:44
not nervous, now you’ll be nervous, you’ll lose
00:48:47
weight, you’ll become a [ __ ],
00:48:50
damn I’m late with advice, why are
00:48:53
you allowing yourself to dance, so let’s
00:48:57
calm down and you’ll find us a plot of land, let’s you find
00:48:59
us a plot of land,
00:49:02
so let’s talk to you about
00:49:06
this you are planning to build on your
00:49:09
plot from not interesting, but we want
00:49:11
to build a small house, a small
00:49:12
cheese factory, it’s
00:49:19
great to hear in the second episode what
00:49:26
in which episode because I don’t want a series or something
00:49:30
Giovanni is fooling your head, so listen
00:49:32
woman why can’t you just take it and
00:49:34
do your job why is it necessary I
00:49:36
need to get on my nerves, listen, to be
00:49:38
honest, I’m generally a
00:49:41
harmful person with power by nature, and it
00:49:44
seems to me that these are all of them,
00:49:57
and so you came here happy and a beautiful
00:50:01
setup full of ideas, you’re really pissing
00:50:05
me off, honestly,
00:50:07
goodbye, that’s where I should have started,
00:50:10
she came here Hello, listen, know that I
00:50:14
came up with the idea of ​​​​building a cheese factory on my site,
00:50:16
landscaped bushes and
00:50:19
ass and relatives came
00:50:22
[music]
00:50:23
[applause]
00:50:24
[music]
00:50:32
Vladivostok is famous for the variety of
00:50:35
restaurants serving oriental cuisine, but often
00:50:37
their owners believe that the Far East is
00:50:39
so far away that no check
00:50:42
from Moscow and I am in danger, so the
00:50:45
inspector program came with an inspection to one of
00:50:47
these restaurants,
00:50:58
you may
00:51:05
not have bought anything and the banton
00:51:11
will work,
00:51:17
we are glad to welcome you in our
00:51:20
restaurant, sushi from Katyusha,
00:51:23
okay, I’m the host of the program, I’ve
00:51:29
actually
00:51:36
come to us, I’ll
00:51:40
check the stars, it’s in any corner
00:51:43
I’ll look into each and every shelf and
00:51:45
here you don’t have to go far, that’s
00:51:48
what it is, what’s that on the floor, well, there’s
00:51:51
a cockroach, a cockroach, I’ll go, there’s not much behind it, there’s
00:51:56
nothing there, yesterday I crushed this mole cricket,
00:51:59
they came running here like
00:52:01
5555 run to the kitchen,
00:52:05
why are you making rolls with your bare hands,
00:52:08
why are you making rolls with your bare hands, just bare hands,
00:52:14
what can’t you say about Seryozha, I threw it on myself
00:52:18
a little bit,
00:52:26
what will happen if I open
00:52:28
the refrigerator,
00:52:29
listen, we will be so grateful to you,
00:52:32
honestly,
00:52:35
we haven’t been able to open it for a month, know
00:52:39
from there someone is already knocking,
00:52:42
well, everything is clear to me for the first time in the
00:52:45
history of the program, the auditorro of the capitals and the
00:52:47
cons of the program are crying api Doric does
00:52:50
not recommend drying it too,
00:52:54
what the sheep are you doing to us with anti-advertising and what are
00:52:59
you going to threaten me
00:53:09
Olya sang, let’s follow the text and I’m like now
00:53:12
Tevs, if you want enough of a showdown, there will be
00:53:15
a showdown for you, here you go,
00:53:20
conclusion 5 of the dragon
00:53:22
[music] [
00:53:26
applause] [music]
00:53:31
good fellow, Katya and her mother
00:53:35
came to Vladivostok and
00:53:40
this is not my mother, this is yours together,
00:53:44
sort it out with her Olya, now our dragon
00:53:47
will bring you this there is
00:53:49
Alexander Vasilyevich and I say we are
00:53:50
worried about a private la this is to clean up who
00:53:52
will be
00:53:55
in Vladivostok for the first time, what an
00:53:58
embarrassment all these and a
00:54:02
[music]
00:54:05
those are so cute little cook
00:54:09
listen guys I
00:54:12
finally found a pet for myself home echo but kiss
00:54:15
how are the trains on Pyatigorsk and you will be
00:54:18
long ago setting fire to the burners for me,
00:54:22
listen, eat and I ask you to
00:54:24
bring it back to the hall, well, right there, you will
00:54:27
immediately devour it right aladdin she
00:54:30
left the dragon
00:54:33
[music]
00:54:35
quietly Igor, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid of him, not
00:54:44
finally to the touch from whom I was waiting
00:54:47
all my life Katyusha maybe you don’t need it after all
00:54:49
or else I challenge you to a fight
00:54:53
[music]
00:54:56
well okay I’ll accept the fight
00:55:00
[music]
00:55:06
in short, you’re not a killer like that
00:55:09
until
00:55:17
how long will you strangle me until you
00:55:20
strangle me,
00:55:22
tell me until when you will
00:55:24
mock us while the audience
00:55:26
laughs, that is, you want to say that
00:55:29
this will never end and you want
00:55:32
it to end
00:55:39
[music]
00:55:42
Alexander Vasilyevich Pyatigorsk already has
00:55:44
such a tradition, we say every year that
00:55:46
we are leaving KVN let me tell you we will tell you
00:55:49
so we love that for your sake we are ready to lie
00:55:52
all our lives
00:56:01
and
00:56:02
[music]
00:56:06
eggs
00:56:09
[music]
00:56:11
and
00:56:13
[applause] [music]
00:56:16
the famous Pyatigorsk family moved
00:56:19
to live in Vladivostok so an ordinary day in the
00:56:22
Far Eastern family of poachers
00:56:27
cash dacha business and spins it's time to
00:56:31
prepare for winter why let's roll up the
00:56:34
red caviar and what kind of
00:56:37
squash at
00:56:39
least once should you try what it is like there and
00:56:44
when the flight yawned came why did you forget
00:56:48
the hatch then the dynamite arson forgot where you put it oh
00:56:53
behind the barn you
00:56:56
will find behind the barn
00:56:59
you already have these barn to rent anymore now
00:57:01
accused in Moscow Lyubka that you messed up
00:57:05
boo boo boo bu bu bu give it better to the man pour it
00:57:07
businesslike Valera wait what did you
00:57:12
think I won’t notice or what, you
00:57:16
asked me to pour it they love what it was out loud I
00:57:19
said I’ll
00:57:20
go I
00:57:25
didn’t cry but it’s
00:57:28
convenient to play football with a fur sword
00:57:32
nothing but your feet are warm
00:57:37
go let’s carry the book what kind of red
00:57:41
let's see what they haven't eaten yet
00:57:47
Lyuba
00:57:48
almost on a hacksaw for metal there is
00:57:51
why you need a hatch then you'll swear
00:57:56
Valera I'll still be eager in any
00:57:59
case I married you for this reason
00:58:04
go to your left
00:58:07
when you're already there with your head
00:58:10
towards I didn’t notice the hatch, but
00:58:13
I was talking on the phone
00:58:16
on the boar trail,
00:58:18
you let me out of the bear, I take it, and I went out to look for it,
00:58:22
sit down, it was
00:58:28
good the last time it was so good
00:58:31
when I saw Natasha without a swimsuit from
00:58:33
Bob, vigorous, I wish I had lassoed her,
00:58:39
any one told me about
00:58:42
God, it’s like a curse to me
00:58:46
honestly, it’s in vain, after all, I’m a gypsy on a
00:58:48
bicycle with
00:58:52
Lyuba, my mother is not the price for
00:59:02
but the curse gave birth to a gypsy, it seems,
00:59:05
one thing pleases rossvik I caught a glimpse of my hand
00:59:09
when the police took me away,
00:59:11
okay, I’ll go, then I left the dynamite in the sun for the
00:59:15
lady of
00:59:17
this, I heard that It’s not even a day for me
00:59:20
then the news oh Katya is still married to
00:59:23
this Chinese man now the house will be full and
00:59:26
Jackie Chan’s album has
00:59:29
arrived and said hello my daughter oh well
00:59:32
and the grater day
00:59:36
answers us and the taxi driver he just helped carry the bags
00:59:41
[applause]
00:59:43
Muslims are cursed by the highest hug
00:59:46
climbs infection, listen mom, give me some money, I’ve
00:59:49
decided, I want to get my breasts done. We
00:59:52
agreed that the grandmother’s teeth began, then
00:59:54
your chest, then she sits, they read the kidneys, it’s not
00:59:57
clear, you can curse us and we
01:00:00
feed her, you think I don’t know why you’ll pay for the
01:00:05
taxi mandate, my husband is my minion,
01:00:08
oh hara-kiri miso soup assalaam aleyka,
01:00:17
I think now I’m going to prepare his dog
01:00:21
by storm Koreans eat dogs and he is Chinese
01:00:24
oh well thank God this Vladka has been crying all morning
01:00:28
Vadik take the chestnut baby walk part
01:00:33
okay we ran let's roar and run
01:00:36
oh that's it
01:00:38
Lyuba what everything is
01:00:42
not mine
01:00:45
who told you
01:00:48
Natasha from the infection erased the gossip damn
01:00:51
Valerochka you understand father don't the one who conceived
01:00:58
[applause]
01:01:06
hatch, yes, I’m not talking about that, I thought I found out,
01:01:10
I’m definitely
01:01:16
not going to play the game, I won’t poach anymore, why is
01:01:19
this hatch, you understand I’ll be
01:01:22
imprisoned, who will imprison you and what r or what’s
01:01:27
great Lera great hello Lyuba, how’s it
01:01:31
going Vladik Norman,
01:01:38
let's arrest me so that I can
01:01:43
close the city-forming enterprise with my own hands, Lyuba,
01:01:46
carry out the work, he will let us go around the world,
01:01:49
so you know that Lyuba is tired of all this, I'm
01:01:52
taking Vladik my little blood and going
01:01:54
to Natasha's to live, we divide in half and we all
01:01:56
go our separate ways, like ships at sea, I keep everything Valera
01:02:00
Luke this rumor said that it’s
01:02:04
not necessary either
01:02:07
[music]
01:02:12
Slavka I don’t know how you are in Kamyzyaki, but
01:02:16
here in the Caucasus any event
01:02:18
ends in so much time and but here we have
01:02:20
Alexander in the same way, well
01:02:25
[music]
01:02:30
let’s go
01:02:35
hello Alexandrovich and I’ll start we’re
01:02:39
here team from the Caucasus to the guys from where
01:02:43
you are also southerners and even Zhanna Yes, we haven’t seen you for a long time, we
01:02:47
miss you very
01:02:48
much, we want to invite you to join us, he
01:02:52
means that it’s just that it’s been a long time since
01:02:53
we’ve seen each other, in fact, in an hour the
01:02:55
game will end, everyone will just go about their
01:02:56
business few people know that in no one
01:02:58
else Sich doesn’t really communicate with us
01:03:00
Azamat Olesya wear in general than the rich are
01:03:05
happy about it
01:03:07
no
01:03:08
[applause]
01:03:11
now think about it so we’re glad that he showed us
01:03:14
how
01:03:16
guys need to play by the rules as
01:03:19
agreed so agreed let’s yes
01:03:22
I’m here, Alexander Vasilyevich, I
01:03:35
just flew out
01:03:38
guys, don’t worry, this has happened
01:03:40
in our team, don’t worry, I know how to
01:03:41
deal with it, so dad, Denis Dorokhov,
01:03:44
get it out of here, everything is fine
01:03:48
and often this has happened to you a couple of times, I’m
01:03:51
creating, my father came in, yes, sorry,
01:03:55
code the end after all, why should you get out
01:03:57
of here guys, well, how should we
01:03:59
get out, let’s have a lot of us,
01:04:01
maybe there’s something, maybe he’ll be the
01:04:03
smartest one, he’ll suggest how
01:04:04
we’ll get out,
01:04:05
you know, I suggest guys,
01:04:08
let the
01:04:11
most charismatic one
01:04:13
designate above the candle correctly,
01:04:16
well, since the wind of our knees has directed our
01:04:20
sails in the direction of the
01:04:22
charismatic leader
01:04:27
[applause]
01:04:32
so look like I’m coming up to
01:04:35
give, I agreed to show you
01:04:36
[music] help yourself to this,
01:04:40
here’s what you want to
01:04:43
treat you with, let’s
01:04:46
guys know, here we are, as you
01:04:49
suggested to me, I immediately, without a second’s
01:04:51
hesitation, agreed to come right away
01:04:53
it means that the only thing that doesn’t
01:04:54
disappoint is that my
01:04:56
beloved Azamat Musa Galiyev is not here at
01:04:58
this table, you were probably getting ready, tired, you’re sick of it,
01:05:02
what always when Alexander search
01:05:04
means right away, and for Alex, she’s now
01:05:07
asking me for her beloved’s motorcycle,
01:05:09
almost asking
01:05:12
you, asking where to eat I will all
01:05:15
denote Alexander Simakov him, well,
01:05:17
hello guys, where were the straight ears?
01:05:23
He’s sitting in prison
01:05:26
[applause] so he’s
01:05:29
sitting in prison like this, this is not
01:05:31
given because of his stupidity,
01:05:33
he pretended to be another person like
01:05:36
this, what are you saying like this
01:05:39
I say he’s in prison, his mind is like a fly, so
01:05:41
Bill hid between the windows, they took him and
01:05:42
caught the dude in the mountains, Alexander
01:05:46
Vasiliev, guys, let’s have fun,
01:05:49
your friend was put in prison and you
01:05:51
gathered there to have fun,
01:05:53
he’s stupid, now there are no stupid people and we
01:05:55
’re having fun, that’s all,
01:06:09
yes guys with Of course you are having fun, but
01:06:13
you can’t organize anything, thank you
01:06:15
very much, girls, let’s go 2 Olya, what, but
01:06:19
we’ll have how and how will you go to karaoke, it’s
01:06:20
very easy, but the announcement seems
01:06:25
[music]
01:06:28
and I understand
01:06:29
[applause] [music] you
01:06:32
can watch life endlessly for three
01:06:35
things, how the fire burns, how the water flows, and
01:06:38
how drunk girls sing
01:06:43
him
01:06:45
and
01:06:47
themselves at karaoke,
01:06:49
but I’ll take it once they sing for dinner, baked goods, let’s
01:06:53
go home, and what are my leave for the first
01:06:56
time or something,
01:07:01
girls, excuse me, please,
01:07:03
they called me in my apartment, the child is crying
01:07:06
and he’s at you don’t have children,
01:07:08
especially since I’ll go and see what kind of
01:07:11
child there is in the apartment, crying as you sit, she’s
01:07:14
our friend, but we won’t leave the girls, I don’t
01:07:17
understand,
01:07:19
yes, I left you years ago,
01:07:22
we’ve been married to him for 5 years,
01:07:30
you bought Katyusha from us,
01:07:40
my
01:07:47
style is cold 1 Olya said if
01:07:52
you want, just forget it, take it and
01:07:54
drive it to grow, Zoro teaches and no one
01:07:57
needs it, and why do the girls need this, well, I’m
01:08:02
turning off the car, Yulia no, that’s what they said
01:08:04
about sing a song and let’s go
01:08:18
[applause]
01:08:19
[music]
01:08:22
Katyukha, you look so much like your godfather
01:08:24
why are you doing this cocoon
01:08:29
jumping you need to be distracted for the light
01:08:31
she is near great well look how I have to
01:08:34
Lisa
01:08:37
he gave it to me from and nonsense by chance
01:08:42
girls I of course understand everything but have
01:08:45
a conscience sing and sing let the men sing too
01:08:47
appetite you want to fly at all
01:08:51
having sewn mine,
01:08:53
don’t cry,
01:08:59
the basis for set 1 has arrived,
01:09:03
why are you sad, you also ask for
01:09:06
another song ordered
01:09:12
[music]
01:09:19
friends, it’s time to tell you the secret of
01:09:22
our team, they are afraid to fly on a plane, that
01:09:24
’s why we came to Vladivostok by
01:09:27
train, now we are afraid, travel by train
01:09:32
about this is our story in
01:09:37
Pyatigorsk,
01:09:41
a story about me and about me, stories about
01:09:44
us, it
01:09:45
takes place on the
01:09:47
Moscow-Vladivostok train,
01:09:49
my personal life will be a yellow and a red
01:09:51
flag, and I was an ordinary passenger in a reserved
01:09:53
seat car, thanks to him, my
01:09:56
personal life ended in a sanitary zone,
01:09:58
I’m such a pharmacy under a mask, he won’t last long
01:10:01
were strangers already in Vladimir, I recognized her
01:10:04
name, you, the others, high to the very
01:10:07
bottom, the first kiss at the station letter
01:10:11
from Tyumen to Omsk and that the chicken period
01:10:14
on the platforms there are no flowers Godard favorite
01:10:17
fish Krasnoyarsk blushing confess
01:10:19
our feelings and we closed to buy until
01:10:22
Irkutsk
01:10:24
[music]
01:10:29
2 in 1
01:10:31
fitness
01:10:33
[music]
01:10:36
weakness and sweetness was given to them in impulses of joy
01:10:41
in their arms mission happiness has no end
01:10:43
composition everything rolls developed so loves
01:10:47
on on expands alas, like tea with
01:10:50
sugar sediment our feelings cooled down and now she and I are
01:10:52
already on different shelves she slept
01:10:55
in her pillow at night silently cried less and
01:10:58
less often we space place took the sink
01:11:01
will also the head of the train decides because
01:11:04
of 6 people tea sales fell and the
01:11:07
relationship went down a dead end line I
01:11:10
began to take money from him for using
01:11:12
the rosette, can you imagine one day I came in in
01:11:15
the compartment the mattress was said to be chrome and in the vestibule there was
01:11:18
no one studying, walking through all the shelves, her heart was
01:11:21
filled with melancholy and then I remembered
01:11:25
he was going to Khabarovsk, I’m going to the train to Khabarovsk, I
01:11:32
want to go
01:11:38
to myself,
01:11:41
oh, how foggy it is outside the window here in Luchegorsk,
01:11:44
they are boring speeches to hit and here’s the guy
01:11:47
dressing like a damp from the rain I come up like a feather with
01:11:52
flowers there are
01:11:55
tears in my eyes and parts are a little bit from the
01:11:58
wind so far with anyone’s back 10 thousand
01:12:01
kilometers in the rally and the songs are clear and
01:12:03
simple to the point of pain everything that goes to
01:12:06
Vladivostok comes to you from any
01:12:13
current and with love let’s give
01:12:24
everything to you from I’m not a tank yet
01:12:28
but with a clean cloth
01:12:30
and [music]
01:12:38
[applause]
01:12:39
[music]
01:12:41
and
01:12:43
[applause]
01:12:50
[music]
01:12:59
[music]
01:13:10
[applause]
01:13:13
thank you, we also couldn’t calm down for a long time, you
01:13:15
know,
01:13:17
dear friends, search itself, I actually don’t
01:13:20
know how other teams, but I would like to
01:13:22
address you, we came here,
01:13:24
we came a long way not for cups and
01:13:27
not for awards, we want you to know that
01:13:30
now on the stage there are people who
01:13:31
flew here only to
01:13:33
once again prove to you that we are ready to
01:13:36
fly for you even if end of the earth you and
01:13:38
I
01:13:39
[applause]
01:13:44
rewind the film when
01:13:48
the Kamyzyak appeared in all the rooms the tower burst into
01:13:51
wash shot bullets luxa2 blue said
01:13:54
kids meet Yulia the devil normal
01:13:57
mode we are constantly with the jabra test game
01:14:00
losing 10200 kilograms it was cool but
01:14:03
faith in the ready form of the eye always saved you're a
01:14:06
bastard with snow, yes, we have already become champions,
01:14:10
but now we have a chance to serve as the
01:14:12
best of the best, and today we are collecting
01:14:16
this reason so that the
01:14:21
whole bouquet lies through there right away, not just a
01:14:24
mixture of there languages, everyone here
01:14:27
with their own alone, after all
01:14:33
I can only
01:14:34
add
01:14:37
i'm so put on the sleeve
01:14:41
like
01:14:43
this
01:14:49
[music] this is how
01:14:52
tomatoes were able to do it
01:14:55
5th grade namely
01:14:59
Danila
01:15:01
Tatyana Vinokurova Alexander Anikin
01:15:04
once saw everything ahead 5 thanks so far to
01:15:14
win in Kazakhstan the KVN team in the
01:15:17
city of Pyatigorsk decided to be as
01:15:19
close as possible to the Kazakh viewer
01:15:26
to the bard and there’s little of
01:15:33
mine
01:15:35
all
01:15:37
yes
01:15:40
[music] [applause]
01:15:43
[music]
01:15:46
programs
01:15:48
and during the day
01:15:50
the project
01:15:52
every
01:15:54
snow
01:15:55
well hello Kazakhstan of
01:16:02
the world so yours what kind
01:16:09
of Caucasian hey
01:16:14
Olya stop kidding we’re here at least
01:16:17
in the topic of
01:16:18
Russian folk they’re not interesting to anyone at all
01:16:21
we’re cooking
01:16:24
I don’t need
01:16:29
[applause]
01:16:30
[music]
01:16:32
metro
01:16:33
[music]
01:16:34
I want you, don’t talk to me, it’s
01:16:39
not him at all, but here he is,
01:16:42
but ualya
01:16:45
bulatu Olya, and it’s not him, and you’re definitely not
01:16:51
him, and who are you, madam, and
01:17:00
guys, it’s the will
01:17:03
how did you find out she gave me her
01:17:06
old fingers, dents in half, then too, so stand up
01:17:10
and don’t rock the boat, it doesn’t interfere with them and
01:17:12
stanko came here on a personal matter before the
01:17:14
night in Kazakhstan, we heard you have deities here,
01:17:24
Olya, in general, according to the law, a feeling is
01:17:27
prohibited here, but nothing casino Moscow is also
01:17:29
forbidden by law to somehow play,
01:17:33
well, where are you, my only one in which
01:17:37
I won’t be the only one
01:17:39
[music]
01:17:41
call zombies much better you won’t find you
01:17:45
want to do bad numbers impulse and also
01:17:50
good ones leaked bodies you enter and scream at night
01:17:55
sleep yalo
01:17:58
[music]
01:18:02
girls, you understand we have such a game,
01:18:06
we have such rivals Azi onyx Kamyzyak
01:18:09
Kazakhs
01:18:10
in the forests Masich and how did we get into this halal
01:18:14
mess in the first place
01:18:27
girls we will lose so easily these I beg you
01:18:30
Russians in Kazakhstan you will
01:18:32
definitely win why even
01:18:34
Arshavin started playing on
01:18:39
so Tanka missions kazan nafiga a h
01:18:43
indicated there are sheep there is
01:18:46
now such a beshbarmak forget it a little they won’t
01:18:48
think hello
01:18:51
[applause]
01:18:54
[music]
01:18:55
[applause]
01:18:57
[music]
01:19:00
[applause]
01:19:06
today Baikonur is a modern
01:19:09
cosmodrome from which
01:19:11
astronauts from all over the world go into space but
01:19:14
before to start surfing the expanses of
01:19:16
the universe, they need to undergo a medical examination with
01:19:18
doctors with the old Soviet school,
01:19:21
and I also sent a squirrel and an arrow into space, I
01:19:25
understand, you’ll say a word to me, I’ll get your
01:19:28
teeth out, mia, and on the lands of a dead end
01:19:31
you’ll eat
01:19:33
excuse me at
01:19:35
you, quickly tell him the words, he’s not 10 I get out
01:19:39
of here this infection is so next and
01:19:42
[music]
01:19:44
standards
01:19:46
otherwise my dragonfly is from clever Wotan
01:19:49
please get on the scales I said
01:19:52
without sex and you got up he’s on Tatyana’s
01:19:55
face but now I understand the meaning of this
01:19:57
phrase list of spacesuit
01:20:02
what am I saying in space five
01:20:05
men have been in orbit for a year already, just me,
01:20:09
how do you register as a person or for
01:20:10
humanitarian aid,
01:20:14
go from here to look while the wind is without
01:20:18
space stones and I wanted to wear it, we
01:20:21
decide according to this principle, it’s fit and unfit,
01:20:23
what does it mean by what principle we
01:20:26
decided, therefore, according to our mood until the
01:20:30
next one hello hello
01:20:35
[music]
01:20:38
hello
01:20:41
undress
01:20:43
why are you an ophthalmologist
01:20:46
here
01:20:48
[laughter]
01:20:50
[applause]
01:20:53
this
01:20:55
space flies
01:20:58
that I'll wake up I say on the couch
01:21:01
lie down with jaundice measles and chicken pox you had
01:21:03
some kind of rash not but yours
01:21:05
then it's better to get off the couch so woman that
01:21:09
's it it's happening, I'm quietly quiet,
01:21:11
close your little eye like this, close the letters,
01:21:13
repeat
01:21:15
I want you
01:21:23
if you're crazy, hati hati hati hati,
01:21:26
Tanyuha, listen, the heart is knocking, the
01:21:33
whole thing will jump out, it means the same
01:21:36
door, close the one you are now, let's see
01:21:39
how you bear the overload squeal
01:21:42
[music]
01:21:56
dear friends like that How we are the women's
01:21:59
team uuuuuuuu the
01:22:03
dominant women's team stood up
01:22:05
exactly at normal
01:22:08
so, as we are women's teams, well, a
01:22:12
woman abroad usually where to get a
01:22:14
rest, give us here
01:22:18
a man,
01:22:20
we will certainly organize a vacation, and if
01:22:23
we do not win the cup Alexander
01:22:25
Vasilievich
01:22:35
boxes
01:22:37
[ music]
01:22:39
they all have three rings for the
01:22:42
archive
01:22:46
[applause]
01:22:50
between Russia and Kazakhstan, like
01:22:52
real neighbors, warm
01:22:55
and friendly relations have long been established, but not everyone is lucky with their
01:22:57
neighbors, since Kazakhstan is already an ordinary
01:23:01
Pyatigorsk family in their dacha, and
01:23:08
you ate maggots,
01:23:14
I said Valera two days and they won’t leave
01:23:18
here like they’re cute, but as they say,
01:23:21
goodbye neighbor on the left,
01:23:24
your tears were as sweet as wine,
01:23:29
but you’re just in a strongman mood, of course it’s
01:23:32
not a ligature, I’ve squeezed out such an area, so let’s
01:23:34
disassemble the fence to the point, just don’t
01:23:36
break it, but we’ll board up that grandma’s window
01:23:40
Polik Nasa is sitting,
01:23:41
anyone, this is actually my mother,
01:23:44
so you say about it didn’t sit, didn’t water
01:23:47
everything,
01:23:48
so it means here we’ll fill the foundation for Vadika’s
01:23:52
house, we’ll build a son, he’ll live next to his mother,
01:23:55
God, if only he gets a good girl,
01:23:57
he gets a witch, some kind of
01:23:59
snake, this is Valera for you his wife
01:24:01
was lucky for him, don’t let his dad be unlucky, and the
01:24:06
neighbors,
01:24:08
if you need anything, please contact us, we will always
01:24:11
help, we’re sure we’ll make friends,
01:24:14
here’s the creature, and right from the scandal, the beginning of the
01:24:18
species,
01:24:19
well, nothing, I’m sorry, I say,
01:24:22
welcome, spare the pies, my mother
01:24:25
baked me p p and
01:24:27
h stitches without a mask go
01:24:30
there no dad this is proper nutrition and
01:24:34
we have Valera too. I thought that I
01:24:40
also shouldn’t violate the beer half-year for proper nutrition, I’m happy with
01:24:44
good day Valerka, you
01:24:47
’ll go to the speech with me, I’m
01:24:49
completely drunk and already
01:24:51
watch I’m blind that Lebanon Valerka and the point of
01:24:56
asking him anyway, you decide everything,
01:25:03
wait, you can go diving,
01:25:05
what kind of diving is there? It was I who
01:25:08
threw the moonshine still into the river for them,
01:25:10
now they’ve been diving for the second week looking for it,
01:25:13
stay at home, I said, [ __ ] it,
01:25:16
unfinished q100, I’ll take you to the gate and
01:25:20
back, what a strange man, this one,
01:25:22
yes, yes, Sasha the fly is a fool, our
01:25:25
local, why x time, Moscow suburbs,
01:25:28
electric train hit the front of the village
01:25:30
and came to us
01:25:32
dear and
01:25:34
then my husband meet Murat Murat our
01:25:37
new neighbors Lera share come look how a
01:25:42
man should look
01:25:46
handsome and
01:25:48
so he has a woman look what
01:25:53
you are like I called you to the beans watching that
01:25:57
Oleska movie I’m giving and you won’t miss
01:26:00
such an infection, oh, whoever remembers the old will remember
01:26:02
that look,
01:26:04
faith does
01:26:09
n’t teach you anything to live at all, and
01:26:13
Maratik means yes, yes, you go to such muratti
01:26:17
to the quarry, letting him out to us with Marat
01:26:20
at karaoke, you met him, can you imagine, he
01:26:22
fell in love with me at first sight, it’s creepy and
01:26:25
right away he has his favorite song, you can
01:26:28
even of course
01:26:32
raise your eyes and your
01:26:36
Christmas eyes ran away,
01:26:39
make a wish for everything you dream about, what
01:26:44
I have a couple more of you that have grown than usual,
01:26:50
I’m the boss of the row, Lord, this is a chop song
01:26:54
about love, here we have the will raped by or
01:26:57
I now we will sing Valera B flat
01:27:04
narrow behind there was a carriage
01:27:07
there a magnificent wedding
01:27:12
all the guests were smartly dressed
01:27:16
the bride the sheep overslept
01:27:19
but I had to register them so I
01:27:23
registered them
01:27:27
with
01:27:28
us by the way today dumplings with strawberries
01:27:31
for dinner so far we will be very happy to
01:27:33
come and I invited you, that I
01:27:38
just said that we have dumplings with
01:27:40
strawberries for what kind of pies and take the fatherland, I won’t blame
01:27:44
him, don’t want it as you want,
01:27:47
then to
01:27:49
valerka the speed of the river is 10
01:27:53
kilometers per hour and the weight of the device is 5
01:27:55
kilograms, so the depth is 3 meters you
01:27:58
understand that it turns out no, I
01:28:01
started to remember the numbers,
01:28:02
oh well, but he remembered the joy,
01:28:07
what a hatch, well, maybe my pee is this
01:28:10
thing, well, two types of a figure of five fingers,
01:28:12
part I’ll give you so you get out of here
01:28:14
while you’re at it, letters I forgot quick, I’ll spend it
01:28:17
for the sake of the infection is better to
01:28:20
get a job, then I'm the damn one at home and
01:28:23
sitting at your place polishing work doesn't
01:28:25
work he flies out of work like a
01:28:27
cork from a bottle of new ones in the
01:28:31
young month of April at Baikonur the case
01:28:35
was
01:28:36
brilliant my Valera from the rocket lit a
01:28:41
vaio
01:28:42
higher in fact
01:28:45
without
01:28:47
knowing the barriers
01:28:50
Santa
01:28:53
faces are flying and
01:28:56
flying flying flying
01:28:59
like this the farm came home to amaze
01:29:02
barefoot what the hatch is burning out 1 glad
01:29:05
that you quit smoking and you are like this
01:29:09
[music]
01:29:12
why are you hanging your nose the fly left again I
01:29:17
apologize Valery yes if you don’t help
01:29:21
the car then it will help what it won’t help go
01:29:23
help the man, well, how can you not
01:29:27
see the collar around his neck, said, and
01:29:30
I’ll go out of the gate, he’ll pull the
01:29:34
pitek, everything’s off, go to the
01:29:37
hatch,
01:29:40
listen, really, well, it’s not like a
01:29:42
napkin, well, at least one pie ca
01:29:44
n’t go into Yashkino, of course Katya
01:29:46
will suffer this is your oral
01:29:49
stuffing there it’s interesting
01:29:53
[music]
01:30:00
that you
01:30:04
managed to name yourself
01:30:07
[applause]
01:30:39
cooler
01:30:44
oh rose of our young one we planted we
01:30:48
thought it didn’t last long, did it get out of your place
01:30:51
and I didn’t see anything behind the fence and it
01:30:54
turns out that your turn is so beautiful
01:30:56
what a great fellow you are
01:30:58
I was hanging around here from morning to evening oh
01:31:01
who is there cola they sing it’s only you
01:31:03
control Valera
01:31:05
you the lamp is more easy to control or what around
01:31:07
the turn listen but what about the
01:31:11
fence we’ll put up
01:31:12
[music]
01:31:15
maybe you don’t need to put it up and
01:31:18
listen to this and drink some tea bot ok
01:31:21
let’s polishing give your tincture bring
01:31:25
carry I know that there is
01:31:33
oh you're a contagion akhalay-makhalay
01:31:38
giving and the crowd of the script let's do
01:31:40
polski listen and you are neighbors then you
01:31:43
met ours with admission to admission
01:31:45
hello neighbors good
01:32:00
[music]
01:32:02
this is so ah such beauty guys
01:32:06
imagine they removed the fence
01:32:09
our neighbors turned out to be such nice neighbors, we sometimes
01:32:12
became friends with water guys, I have an ace,
01:32:15
you just take me,
01:32:19
find out in the world now there are
01:32:24
so many squabbles and swearing between neighbors and we would
01:32:27
like the big planet to take an
01:32:31
example from our planet on which
01:32:34
everyone on the planet is friends KVN
01:32:41
[music]
01:32:43
my brother
01:32:45
you today we are walking,
01:32:49
although formally we are abroad,
01:32:53
but I accept us here hanging like my own
01:32:58
brother, a barrel with you is one thing. knowing that
01:33:05
our faces are very similar,
01:33:09
but the fence and you and I are just like the
01:33:13
fence and we’ve already gone there, very
01:33:16
wonderful
01:33:21
roses,
01:33:23
bros from the neighbor and
01:33:26
you’ll come again
01:33:29
.
01:33:34
she says
01:33:36
thank you
01:33:37
[applause]
01:33:39
[music]

Description:

Сборник КВН. Ольга Картункова и Город Пятигорск при участии Парапапарам и Камызяк. Летние кубки 2014 – 2017: приветствия, музыкалки и клипы 00:00 Город Пятигорск КВН 2014 Семья на банане, На сочинской набережной, Скандал на сочинском рынке, Сестра разбирается с любовницей брата 12:32 Город Пятигорск и Парапапарам КВН 2014 – Свадьба 23:18 Город Пятигорск КВН 2015 «Русалочка» и приманка для Нагиева, Неадекватная стюардесса, В сочинской полиции, Муж и жена ругаются на сочинском пляже 34:43 Город Пятигорск и Парапапарам КВН 2015 – Клип «Отдых мечты» 39:19 Город Пятигорск и Парапапарам КВН 2015 – Курортно-служебный роман 45:19 Город Пятигорск КВН 2016 Владивостокское ГИБДД, Молодая пара у городского чиновника, «Ревизорро» во владивостокском ресторане, Китайский карнавал и Картункова 56:16 Город Пятигорск КВН 2016 – Обычный день в дальневосточной семье браконьеров 1:02:12 Город Пятигорск и Камызяки КВН 2016 Наглый Дорохов, Масляков за столом команды, Пьяные девушки поют в караоке, Камызякские псы и Пятигорские кошечки "Песня о поездах" 1:15:14 Город Пятигорск КВН 2017 – Национальный колорит в Казахстане, Космонавты на медкомиссии 1:22:49 Город Пятигорск КВН 2017 – Обычная пятигорская семья на даче Команда КВН "ГородЪ ПятигорскЪ" (Пятигорск, Ставропольский край) – чемпионы Высшей лиги КВН 2013 года, чемпионы Первой лиги, обладатели Летнего кубка и полного набора "Больших КиВиНов" на "Голосящих фестивалях" в Юрмале. Лучшие номера команды: 1 часть: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6eqtAV-u6A 2 часть: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLODbPjNnk 🟡 Подписаться на канал: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCudnwGsIfsKmrkb2YKgW1CA?sub_confirmation=1 🟡 Ссылки на официальные сообщества МС КВН: https://kvn.ru/ - Сайт МС КВН http://vk.com/kvnofficial - группа МС КВН в ВК https://twitter.com/kvnofficial - страница МС КВН в Twitter https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser - страница МС КВН в Instagram https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser - страница МС КВН в Facebook

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