background top icon
background center wave icon
background filled rhombus icon
background two lines icon
background stroke rhombus icon

Download "Случай на Небесах - Ольга Картункова Лучшее"

input logo icon
Similar videos from our catalog
|

Similar videos from our catalog

СКАНДАЛЫ, ПОДСТАВЫ и ДЕНЬГИ / Темная сторона COMEDY CLUB
11:12

СКАНДАЛЫ, ПОДСТАВЫ и ДЕНЬГИ / Темная сторона COMEDY CLUB

Channel: БИТЛ
Игры для твоей вечеринки #6 | Команды Мягковой и Бебуришвили (Джабраилов, Воронин, Топольницкая...
28:19

Игры для твоей вечеринки #6 | Команды Мягковой и Бебуришвили (Джабраилов, Воронин, Топольницкая...

Channel: Чикен Карри
КВН. Летний кубок. Лучшие номера. Сборник. 1 часть
1:11:11

КВН. Летний кубок. Лучшие номера. Сборник. 1 часть

Channel: PRO КВН
Как это было: Убойная Лига Ночи \ Клячкин \ Виноградов \ Родной \ Эд \ Махно \ Френкель \ Предельник
1:30:41

Как это было: Убойная Лига Ночи \ Клячкин \ Виноградов \ Родной \ Эд \ Махно \ Френкель \ Предельник

Channel: Andrey Predelin
Марфин: КВН - уйти и вернуться \ Смысл жизни \ Геи и коммунизм \ Куда идёт юмор \ Предельник
1:22:03

Марфин: КВН - уйти и вернуться \ Смысл жизни \ Геи и коммунизм \ Куда идёт юмор \ Предельник

Channel: Andrey Predelin
Медкомиссия на Байконуре - КВН Город Пятигорск
3:06

Медкомиссия на Байконуре - КВН Город Пятигорск

Channel: PRO КВН
КВН. Сборник лучших номеров про полицию
1:44:58

КВН. Сборник лучших номеров про полицию

Channel: PRO КВН
Семейка Аддамс - КВН Сборная малых народов
7:02

Семейка Аддамс - КВН Сборная малых народов

Channel: PRO КВН
Ани Лорак ПАРОДИЯ Уходи по-английски Если Бы В Песне Пелось О Том Что происходит В Клипе
3:40

Ани Лорак ПАРОДИЯ Уходи по-английски Если Бы В Песне Пелось О Том Что происходит В Клипе

Channel: Сарказмошная
Челюсть подержи! Угар Улетный прикол Ржал до слез Best Prank Ever Compilation Crazy Public Reactions
11:05

Челюсть подержи! Угар Улетный прикол Ржал до слез Best Prank Ever Compilation Crazy Public Reactions

Channel: Голые Смешные Миллионеры
Video tags
|

Video tags

камеди
юмор
comedy club
картункова
квн старые номера
квн
квн лучшее
пьятигорск
Однажды в россии
Subtitles
|

Subtitles

subtitles menu arrow
  • ruRussian
Download
00:00:00
We all know the myth about Jason and the Golden Fleece,
00:00:03
but history will remain silent about what happened after his return.
00:00:12
So there
00:00:15
Jason returned
00:00:20
Hello people
00:00:23
Tell me how you are We didn’t write to you, we didn’t
00:00:27
want to upset you, we waited for
00:00:30
you Dear Medea
00:00:34
[music]
00:00:47
the hike changed you Well, you're coming at me,
00:00:51
you see how happy people are about my
00:00:53
arrival, I beg you, they always
00:00:55
react to words with such intonation
00:00:57
Look, sugar cat
00:01:02
[applause]
00:01:07
you've been gone for 20 years You have a conscience
00:01:10
I've been without sex for two years
00:01:11
[music]
00:01:16
thank you thank you I've already found
00:01:20
something this is this This is a fleece What a golden fleece you
00:01:25
fool Well, you yourself told me Go
00:01:29
Come back with a fleece with a fleece Yes, I
00:01:32
told you without a fleece, don’t come back
00:01:36
but Well, that means we misunderstood each other
00:01:39
[applause]
00:01:48
You’re better for me That’s what you say from me
00:01:53
When you’re behind the fleece I left, I met
00:01:57
a guy,
00:01:58
he drove up to our house in a Mercedes
00:02:02
[ __ ] and I run towards him and he
00:02:07
runs away from me, but still I
00:02:10
caught up with him And now you have a daughter Why do
00:02:21
n’t you understand, I can’t sit in
00:02:24
one place It’s
00:02:25
in my blood gypsies Mongols amphetamines
00:02:29
I need to move
00:02:32
he told me mom that you're a [ __ ] and
00:02:36
that's what your mom said Well where are you
00:02:42
Aphrodite my goddess it was to you that I
00:02:45
dedicated my feat so hundred To
00:02:48
whom did you dedicated your feat Hello
00:02:51
Now I'm going to break your legs,
00:02:55
actually I'm immortal and the eternal completely
00:02:57
forgot our immortal thing Well, it’s okay You
00:02:59
will always limp from me
00:03:01
and you know what Zeus will do to you for this
00:03:04
My golden Zeus
00:03:12
after lightning struck me here
00:03:15
I won the Battle of psychics twice
00:03:25
and I see I need to run away
00:03:29
Darling I’ll explain everything
00:03:33
And I'm like a faithful wife 8 out of 20 I was waiting for you
00:03:40
I love you
00:03:45
[applause]
00:03:51
What did you say I told God you idiots
00:03:55
Listen woman
00:03:56
next time
00:03:59
speak more clearly
00:04:02
girls
00:04:06
[music]
00:04:08
[applause]
00:04:13
[music]
00:04:28
[laughter]
00:04:29
that you don’t believe
00:04:31
Kat What kind of ring do you have golden
00:04:37
[laughter]
00:04:47
[music] the
00:04:52
wife and children will be left alone again and
00:04:57
goodbye I will call him I will hug him then I will press
00:05:01
him I will lift him and Trump
00:05:05
received by the egg will die
00:05:17
on the feat he gathered Oh don’t tell
00:05:20
these men the eye yes the eye they heard Promethe
00:05:22
their binge is gone that is, he didn’t wait for the eagle, he
00:05:26
started pecking at his own liver
00:05:29
Wait,
00:05:31
don’t knock the wheels of the Russian Railways
00:05:42
[laughter]
00:05:45
girls girls,
00:05:50
basically nothing is just smoky in the vestibule
00:05:57
[applause]
00:06:07
as a person
00:06:10
against
00:06:11
Yes, what kind of horse am I going to go
00:06:15
to Vladivostok now
00:06:24
[applause]
00:06:29
Yes, I’m in general I heard that in reality
00:06:34
Poseidon rules everything, they are Zeus,
00:06:40
oh girls, God be with her with this policy
00:06:46
[applause]
00:06:58
Well, what a hero You are, you will also disgrace me in front of your
00:07:02
friends, I’m
00:07:05
tired of all this, I’m leaving you,
00:07:07
you’re leaving for this gorgon, not me, aphrodites,
00:07:13
oh
00:07:15
children come here
00:07:22
[applause]
00:07:25
of course
00:07:29
[music]
00:07:38
[music]
00:07:44
[music]
00:07:47
[applause] that's enough,
00:07:52
but when will it all end You see,
00:07:59
years pass Centuries and the
00:08:03
conflict between a man and a woman does not
00:08:05
change Well, he watches football, drinks beer while
00:08:09
lying on the sofa Well, come next to him,
00:08:12
sit down, pour him a beer and shout with him
00:08:15
and you won’t notice how he
00:08:18
will be standing next to you in the kitchen and
00:08:20
preparing a delicious dinner with you. And in the evening
00:08:22
he will invite you to take a walk along the alley and
00:08:25
you will again confess your love to each other we
00:08:27
need to finish them off, or so Yes, or rather,
00:08:33
the most interesting performance does
00:08:35
not take place in the arena at all. And behind
00:08:38
the scenes,
00:08:49
excuse me, please, you have memorized the text. So
00:08:53
let’s predisposition as a
00:08:56
predisposition, everything will be fine
00:09:03
[applause]
00:09:06
you’ve had six years
00:09:08
[applause]
00:09:13
listen to us so passionately for a long time already
00:09:16
met
00:09:17
met and hot woman that you have
00:09:21
an autograph you already left me your autograph
00:09:24
6 years ago As they say The circus left
00:09:28
Kolenka stayed
00:09:31
so
00:09:33
admire son this is the
00:09:37
first time I’ve seen you and the son is not
00:09:40
mine either Listen to me free residents of
00:09:43
Pyatigorsk This man is not afraid of tigers
00:09:46
But he is afraid virginity
00:09:49
[music]
00:10:01
it’s a shame in front of people, let’s talk well
00:10:04
in private, it says you recognize the child,
00:10:07
it’s a child,
00:10:09
why is he unshaven You’d
00:10:13
think you shaved at 6 years old Yes, he
00:10:17
looks older than me Yes, Kolenka
00:10:21
had to grow up early without a father, woman Well,
00:10:23
look at him Well, what kind of Kolenka do you
00:10:27
want? think about you, look at you, son immediately
00:10:30
comes to mind,
00:10:36
go for a walk, my dad and I
00:10:39
need to talk, woman, this is the first time I
00:10:42
’ve seen you, forgot
00:10:45
the head, came
00:10:47
dumpling, unscrupulous, sees something that
00:10:49
hasn’t been kissed, not a spoiled girl,
00:10:51
36 years old
00:10:55
Yes, a stranger We, of course, they are acquaintances,
00:10:59
took advantage and threw it away Mom, can I
00:11:03
set fire to the Hoop and I’ll make Barsik jump
00:11:05
over him Why I don’t know at night I want
00:11:09
this feeling that it’s a genetic
00:11:11
predisposition
00:11:19
Yes, everything is clear And without words, son, Go for
00:11:22
a walk.
00:11:24
As I understand it, you probably
00:11:27
need money from me. How could you think so
00:11:30
about me to the mother of your child, you think you’ll
00:11:34
stick these pitiful 100,000 dollars and I
00:11:36
left,
00:11:39
I didn’t offer you 100 thousand dollars, he
00:11:44
sees a woman in a hopeless situation, she’s
00:11:47
trading, listen, yes, you’re crazy, I’m
00:11:49
now the police,
00:11:56
this is a card, can I have your autograph? Of course,
00:12:01
of course, excuse me, it’s none of my business, well,
00:12:03
there’s a boy running around on the street who looks like he’s about
00:12:06
six years old looks so much like you, if only the
00:12:11
whole father took the loudmouth from his mother
00:12:16
So enough, I'm tired of this circus
00:12:20
Well,
00:12:22
you finally decided to return to the family,
00:12:25
woman, please forgive me, but
00:12:29
go away, that
00:12:32
means that's how it is Choose, either your son or I
00:12:40
Tell me, don't you think that this is it?
00:12:43
uncontested elections
00:12:46
Don't tell me I went to the elections myself,
00:12:49
the main thing is
00:12:52
[applause] let's
00:13:02
go Olya is waiting for us
00:13:11
Hello
00:13:19
How are you doing well How are you
00:13:21
Kolenka still hasn't shaved for
00:13:27
six years he's still small you're
00:13:30
still sculpting your dumplings I'm sculpting you don't give up
00:13:35
this is still creativity
00:13:40
[applause]
00:13:44
I thought I I thought I wouldn’t see you again Well,
00:13:50
I
00:13:51
saw more
00:13:54
[music]
00:13:58
[applause]
00:14:04
Olga finally met the one for whom she had been waiting for
00:14:07
six long years for whom she saved love
00:14:10
and affection for whom the woman lived
00:14:17
So wait, I don’t understand that you know her
00:14:19
Of course I know she came to me 6 years
00:14:23
ago
00:14:24
with my knee
00:14:28
Of course we are brothers
00:14:32
from Scammers
00:14:42
[applause]

Description:

Поддержи Канал Подпиской

Preparing download options

popular icon
Popular
hd icon
HD video
audio icon
Only sound
total icon
All
* — If the video is playing in a new tab, go to it, then right-click on the video and select "Save video as..."
** — Link intended for online playback in specialized players

Questions about downloading video

mobile menu iconHow can I download "Случай на Небесах - Ольга Картункова Лучшее" video?mobile menu icon

  • http://unidownloader.com/ website is the best way to download a video or a separate audio track if you want to do without installing programs and extensions.

  • The UDL Helper extension is a convenient button that is seamlessly integrated into YouTube, Instagram and OK.ru sites for fast content download.

  • UDL Client program (for Windows) is the most powerful solution that supports more than 900 websites, social networks and video hosting sites, as well as any video quality that is available in the source.

  • UDL Lite is a really convenient way to access a website from your mobile device. With its help, you can easily download videos directly to your smartphone.

mobile menu iconWhich format of "Случай на Небесах - Ольга Картункова Лучшее" video should I choose?mobile menu icon

  • The best quality formats are FullHD (1080p), 2K (1440p), 4K (2160p) and 8K (4320p). The higher the resolution of your screen, the higher the video quality should be. However, there are other factors to consider: download speed, amount of free space, and device performance during playback.

mobile menu iconWhy does my computer freeze when loading a "Случай на Небесах - Ольга Картункова Лучшее" video?mobile menu icon

  • The browser/computer should not freeze completely! If this happens, please report it with a link to the video. Sometimes videos cannot be downloaded directly in a suitable format, so we have added the ability to convert the file to the desired format. In some cases, this process may actively use computer resources.

mobile menu iconHow can I download "Случай на Небесах - Ольга Картункова Лучшее" video to my phone?mobile menu icon

  • You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.

mobile menu iconHow can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "Случай на Небесах - Ольга Картункова Лучшее"?mobile menu icon

  • The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.

mobile menu iconHow can I save a frame from a video "Случай на Небесах - Ольга Картункова Лучшее"?mobile menu icon

  • This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.

mobile menu iconWhat's the price of all this stuff?mobile menu icon

  • It costs nothing. Our services are absolutely free for all users. There are no PRO subscriptions, no restrictions on the number or maximum length of downloaded videos.