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idea that children are a reflection of their
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parents, the
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children of oligarchs talk, and my father
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gave me a villa in the Canary Islands for Peter in geometry,
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[ __ ], they paid for a test
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in physics and they
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nominated me for the Nobel Prize, it’s
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no coincidence that such compassionate parents are
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in the newspaper this
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announcement appeared: a father on call, a strict,
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attentive man, break to the
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school director and listens to a complaint about a client,
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they say that from a piglet a
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pig can grow from a kid, a goat and a puppy, a dog
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from baby monkeys, a monkey, and so on,
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and only from a human baby can
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all of the above grow, well, that’s what I mean I
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bought you a machine gun
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where to shoot it, he didn’t tell the people
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how much smoking he saw how
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some Veronika Mavrikievna ran to me here,
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a remark was made by you why are you beating a child,
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I don’t hit him, I’m defending myself,
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think about it, once in the ear my
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father hit me in the head ten times a day when I was a child
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you’re nothing I have now a sledgehammer head
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a long time ago settings through eight concrete
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floors upside down flew
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then then they couldn’t put it together I only
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scratched my ears a
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difficult childhood the decisive factor of
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survival in ours is evil I’m definitely
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saying at today’s children look and you
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can’t touch a finger as green as dill,
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little boy at the table, his mother extended his hand for
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bread, his
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hand was double first,
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jump, pearl became
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the girl accidentally hit her mother with
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a sword and hit her on the back of the head, so
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the girl flew out the window and made a
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soft landing two hundred kilometers from
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Karaganda,
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father to son in Crimea, again there a deuce in
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English diary on the head horns
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now as a result the son does
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not understand English and only remembers one word in Russian
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bought who listened I
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ask you carefully what is
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happening with our children children maybe we
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love too much so my
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parents loved me every day in childhood cannot hide the
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evil eye fell from them and I lit a cigarette until
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my iron character absorbed
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the sandwich with my mother’s hammer except why did you quickly finish the game
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than shoot everyone
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so he still wants how long
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he walks as a policeman it’s worth going go to him
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joke with them
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tell the starting man you don’t
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need a gun indicator I'll ride the car
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I saw how he ran I know how to do everything I taught
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him in the summer how to ski
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down the stairs in the winter to swim I grabbed
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him by the legs of the past prophet I'm waiting for her to float
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up I
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'm not drowning like the milky way
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I'll tell you for sure I don't have enough swelling in our child
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they think, and we don’t show enough horror films to children,
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we don’t show enough of them from fear, their
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heads imagine better, you know, mine
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recently read these political ties
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come home a year dad, let’s play
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national elections,
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goods, where do we start, and I
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feel a million election campaign, I’m too
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lazy
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to aim how are you sneaking? why are you
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sneaking around,
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that you have a grenade in your hands,
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I threw it, he was not a policeman, he told me that you put
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it in my pocket unnoticed, like
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your daddy, at least once in his life, use your brains,
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son, why did he betray me so much for a
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pack of Marlboro,
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what happens to our children, the soul is in no way
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invests I want that without a child it’s a good thing,
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it comes out,
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but without a roll I’m standing and already

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