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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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hello hello hello humor humor

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humor is not by chance

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called our program, but because

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humor has a myriad of shades of forms of

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artistic techniques and responds to

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all the nuances of our life, it

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comments on them, makes us laugh

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at ourselves and at our difficulties and

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then everything becomes not scary

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because he inspires hope that everything

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will change for the better in these moments

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of laughter we feel this way, well, since we

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are in joy, sometimes I myself

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am surprised how the author’s imagination in humor

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can create such unexpected

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humorous paradoxical figures, what

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is it just a wonderful

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miracle of magic a marvelous fairy tale

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therefore it is absolutely no coincidence that in humor

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stacks and fairy tales themselves are used the more

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unexpected

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and fabulous events in humor the more

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interesting it all looks let's

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box part we will have scorching

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stayed with me to change the wrong word for

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you six started to undress then pry and

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Novotex clothes and

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this hair

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it will be with us they are Lukoil

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[applause]

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pilot

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ole-lukoye

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the creation of Hans Christian

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Anders

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[applause]

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which

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humanity has accumulated

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but for my collection I chose the most

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sharply intelligent and kind fairy tales, I have all the

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fairy tales with a good ending for

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three days and Ivan Tsarevich jumped for three nights

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until the jump rope was taken away,

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here are the fairy tales

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[music]

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Papa Carlo cast an experienced glance at the

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log the position of the year was wrong

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ice such a modern fairy tale once upon a time there were

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three greedy little pigs them drug addict

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kitchen and rude nah nah

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Ilya Muromets thirty years old and

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I sat on the stove for three years and never realized

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that it was possible to only

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guess about them,

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my friends, one day a boy the size of a

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finger is an abstract fairy tale greetings from

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Picasso one day a boy the size of a finger

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was picking his nose and got

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stuck in a

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car for the sake of his

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father, an electrician, three phases

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he somehow gathered them all together and

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it’s time for him to die,

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you’re a cork and the end and whoever leaves is a

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good fellow,

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I also have to say I know this one, for

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example, there lived two brothers of

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Ivan and they had a daughter,

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Mashenka

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Tatyana, who said

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something even young another I’ll tell you three

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now the prince kissed the sleeping beauty

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[music]

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then I thought maybe she really is

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dead

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[music]

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breaks the titanic gives way with an oar along the side and

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shouts sanctions on the ship and

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and

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you laugh this is the most important thing

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I’ll tell you to

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some kingdom in a distant

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country

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on the 300th tenth level of living- there was Koschey and

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Koschey had 4 lives, three hundred percent of

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health and the plan of the labyrinth and Koschey’s death

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was control + alt + lasts

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here and the fairy tale escape and who didn’t understand f1

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decided to marry Koschey the immortal came,

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you know, to Baba Yaga and said surveillance horns, do

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n’t marry me for such a goat in the forest, my berry

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grew up, my

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grandmother

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changed clothes, I’m eating and ice from the bed, but he did

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n’t imagine that my grandmother had such a

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gambling grandfather,

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you know what you’ll run into,

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finally the crocodile gene

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managed to cheat the sucker, he sold them a

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Cheburashka like two plates of NTV plus,

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you know you Marya the mistress

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shouted while stretching the bed in the morning

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Ivan Tsarevich ca

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n’t do anything. Marya

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the mistress is not a nickname and this is

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not a thing,

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Marya the mistress

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bit him to death

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[applause] tell me the

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historical story so that you know that

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where Carlson comes from

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has eaten too much the baby has buns and the

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windows are stuck, that's how the

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world's first air conditioners appeared

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[music]

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this is also instructive, the snake Gorynych

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flew into the village, he burned all the cows, he ate the

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men from the volt knot, he climbed up the hill,

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looked at all this pogrom and said, this is

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such a funny animal, in

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general, it’s sad

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of course he leaves a lot of fairy tales, here’s another one:

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one day the bun went on a business trip

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and

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his bun

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cheated on him with a shortbread

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and now he’s not a bun, a bagel,

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well, what else can I tell?

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and the mother-in-law's wake was celebrated

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at the same time

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and miracles can be infuriating,

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the man caught the golden

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one, if you fulfill it, I'll let you go, then one of my

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wishes I want me to have everything, man,

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you have everything,

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such a terrible story, one

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ancient old man caught a

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talking frog, put it in his pocket and

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goes on his way, the frog comes out of him pocket

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bird man

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kiss me I

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will become your very

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beautiful wife he may be silent he moves on

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but I will kiss your wife this issue

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beautiful I will not regret it the man is silent he

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moves on

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but for some reason you don’t kiss me

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you don’t want to be loved by the most

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beautiful beauty we are talking

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in at my age, a talking frog is much

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funnier

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[applause]

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[music]

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hotel start

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thank you

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further,

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my dear viewers, at night it was

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when we put together the

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mosaic of our program in the next issue, we try to

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put together not only all the interesting

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genres, but also to preserve for the next

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generations, so to speak, all the classics of the genre

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this is extremely important for the audience in the

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sense that they would know what we

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had before their birth and for the

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artists in the sense that their

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memory would be preserved, and because the artist is the

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only representative of the art

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that

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all the best creations of writers and

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composers did not remain in the memory of descendants painters and sculptors

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always remain for centuries and only a

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few artists remain only

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legends, but with the advent of cinema,

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television and then the Internet, this

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situation has changed somewhat

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[music]

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us and the queue in this braid

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[music]

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bow rain what are you doing with the last name Gutkin

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for that Nazka there should be two tickets

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to Kiev grant look daughter Danya

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guest by

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[music] last

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names of people double what wonderful

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scope

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men's farigom for Milyutin Kiev year

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on

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well what is there beret and there is no crust there are no

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liters less often a year in theory

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if

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you melted I came

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you know how mini it is necessary

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strongly already strongly it is necessary there in

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the direction further to sell to souls a bit

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this is an approximate drill of the cult

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[music] of

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lions in the answer to the problem

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when

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you find out how let’s bring it closer to

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February submit July the month of

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March and has already left without a damn the

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number is Thursday definitely

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in the evening in the morning I’ll go straight in the afternoon that they’ve gone

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absolutely berserk, God

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knows the shants were born and takes them,

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and he’s still right next to me and me,

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well, the trains are simple, there are no tickets,

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but maybe this armor and here’s the armored train

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and the entrance is

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all in me straight from the stove and

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you can’t men anoint the child to

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skip the rivers for 30 kV like an owl every

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time a different

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child was fed directly by the grandmother jokes about the

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days spend before him you fall slippers without

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worries boy Vladimir Borisovich

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general ticket sewing

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LED husband for the boys want to spend

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if you on he has no money, the bundle was both

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sent by parcel post,

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this is the guests, where that’s

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all,

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you yourself will be a little back,

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one cookie and we’ll talk,

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yes, these were Boris, they started, you

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look up to eight mountains, where do you get to

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Kharkov

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and

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how do ferrets give you something they don’t really

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know? Yes, where to

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get to the reef is a secret to the park, be with

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the right person and there are no tickets

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. How can I, with the last name Utkin ass, we have

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two tickets to Kiev, he will look at Tifa

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Milchin section, let’s say Utkin Kirov

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Danube on Kira, there are tickets and an

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anime wig today yesterday and no Karaganda bads,

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they’re your amateur babble,

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you’ll take the year, I slept, I’ll just go,

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you’re not a joke anymore see, you would never

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appreciate the whims and quirks of a woman, even

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the crazy one, and your life will not become boring

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in some places, even with the sparkle of

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women, you understand that it is not necessary

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enough to assent to them, if a woman

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really wants something, you

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must give it to her, otherwise she

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will take it herself anyway and perhaps not from you

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woman always lives by the rules, she

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creates them and the bait changes, for example, to

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learn to play the violin

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you need to practice for a long time, she learned and

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changes the rules while playing the violin, she began to

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practice dancing and do

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gymnastics, while all people have the right

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to make mistakes, but women without lemmi

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[music]

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[music]

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[applause]

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a

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[music]

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[music] [

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applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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he

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[music] [

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applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music] [

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music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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but

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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as soon as trips to

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Egypt resumed, our tourists rushed there to

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bask in the sun, especially since a

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trip to Egypt or somewhere else in

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Turkey costs an order of magnitude cheaper than

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in Sochi or Crimea, judging by the prices our

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resort service has broken all world

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records, which seems to be

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evidence that we are ahead of the rest of the

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planet

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[music]

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dear Russian friends,

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welcome

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to the bus,

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I will give you non-English advice,

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this letter will not fill in anything,

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it will display cross-translations,

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you can

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swim excursions

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Katya with transparent bottom

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I'm transparent to see rare

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fish

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this turnip has become rare after your

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excuses

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we of course

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times than anyone throw water bread but

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throw pieces many fish you killed

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when you threw a feeling loaf the

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next point

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we don't always understand your language

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one comrade

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rose a parachute that pulls the law the

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boat comrade got scared

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and shouted lowered to hell

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the driver rolled for which the words

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clients laws

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answered I lowered to the dick and

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lowered it onto one of the vacationers on the

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beach

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our next point is an

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unusual sheep, it’s customary for us to give

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tip and it’s not customary to give and change

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this is the custom let's give tom doesn't give a

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very unpleasant impression left the

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first head rice who gave the taxi driver a

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large bill waited waited waited waited for change

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didn't wait and began to choke him

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with words don't describe from the tea drain

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drink the

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next point expect you the keeper of the

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game excursions pyramid but when you

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enter inside there is no need to attack the

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server product there others are shouting

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everything is over china everything about urgently this is not a

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packed ration

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this is the pharaoh's last path they put a

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pyramid there of course than but and but this does

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not justify you when you slow down the mummy

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with the words s and kinda got up and the bus

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leaves

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[music]

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and the

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general point is tea, please do not go to the buffet for

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breakfast in your swimming trunks and do not

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take vegetables out of my hands

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when you bring out a cucumber and a couple of apples in them

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[applause]

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many men look at you and

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get upset,

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cry and lose their appetite and

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women are photographed on for a long time,

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keep in mind that nudist beaches

00:25:41

have a strictly limited territory, there is no

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need to jump out of them into the bar with the words “

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I’ll just have a beer and back now”,

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now advice to visitors to the

00:25:57

strip club when they see how others poke around,

00:26:01

dancing girls, panties, banknotes,

00:26:04

please behave also,

00:26:07

they say there, your travel card

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is expired on the subway

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or by pulling back the rubber band throw some change there

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now we are arriving at your hotel teacher in

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each room 2 chairs one table 2 beds

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and 4 walls

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this should remain after your departure

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[music]

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[applause]

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and back at the hotel I will come to press

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everything, everything, everything in the hotel is now home to 23

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Germans

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who have nothing to do with the

00:27:03

Second World War

00:27:04

[music]

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let me up

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[music]

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1

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it burned

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when I listen to this famous song

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performed by the great singer my soul

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rejoices but in this case that’s not the point

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it’s not just the song seems to me that

00:28:01

this is the first Soviet music video

00:28:03

that was invented and made long before the

00:28:06

mass appearance of

00:28:08

artistic videos, the halo

00:28:11

was the essence of this amazing artist, he

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was always ahead of his time, he

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also had the first Soviet jazz orchestra, I

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had the honor of not only being friends with him, but and

00:28:22

to perform on stage in partnership and in

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old age, he was always looking for and

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always surprising, he is unique, he is

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Leonid Osipovich

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Utes

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[music]

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[applause]

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what is

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white smoke plays and splashes with metal a

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soul,

00:29:02

what will happen there, whether

00:29:05

these sounds and the table an acquaintance

00:29:09

is flying towards and

00:29:10

[music]

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[music]

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laughs and cries

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hello

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[music]

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from

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towards

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if you gave me premonitions with your eyes and

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well, what did I see 1 to 8

00:29:50

guests are being brought to the meeting, but the livestock that were not

00:29:54

transferred flowed in a stream of

00:29:57

passengers sailors questions from 2 api smiles

00:30:02

and vodka, Tito is adorable and like a flower

00:30:06

blooms with his lower big eyes,

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shining,

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they lied to premonitions, I won’t give a plaza, not

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so much,

00:30:17

but mom became together in the fire, as if by

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heart

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[music]

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[applause]

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our colleagues circus performers have always

00:30:47

attracted my attention, especially in the dust

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has become a place in which once, when I was an

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entertainer, I saw a colleague, I always

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wanted to parody him, spr them, as

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he is affectionately called in the circus, announce

00:31:03

first in the arena, he always looked up somewhere

00:31:07

at all the rows, as they say in the

00:31:09

circus,

00:31:11

the Indian lay down the jump from under the circus dome

00:31:16

onto the board with nails death

00:31:21

looked like water or this

00:31:24

announcement and now the world famous

00:31:27

tamer Sergei Bezrukiy with his

00:31:31

trained crocodiles there are

00:31:34

a lot of jokes about the circus in the arena

00:31:37

trained are you one telling

00:31:39

the other something the audience is bored and

00:31:42

bored cage us short listen

00:31:45

let's have some fun

00:31:49

today in our circus a yogi will perform, he will

00:31:52

walk on hot coals, don’t be afraid, he

00:31:56

will scream a lot, the trainee also

00:32:01

knew I was in the acrobat circus once, he jumped

00:32:05

past the motorcycle circus, I’ve never heard such obscenities

00:32:09

from an acrobat,

00:32:11

ice, a magician performed on the arena, after

00:32:15

which one spectator asked his

00:32:17

girlfriend if you want I’ll show you a trick too, she

00:32:21

says come on, but I only have one

00:32:23

condition: you will educate yourself

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[music]

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[applause]

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[

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music] [music]

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[applause] [

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music] [

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applause] [music] [applause]

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[music]

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[applause ]

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[music]

00:35:28

[music]

00:35:34

[applause] [music]

00:35:45

[applause]

00:35:54

on our stage,

00:35:56

comedians love to sing and the lack of an

00:36:00

ear for music is not a reason not to

00:36:03

sing, it all depends on the audience,

00:36:07

sometimes one listener is enough,

00:36:11

one artist asked Pavel to accept

00:36:14

me into the choir my wife is big very well I sing

00:36:17

this little said the couple meister bring

00:36:21

recommendations from neighbors

00:36:24

I work in Haru

00:36:27

everyone is yelling and yara we are yelling and two and three of us

00:36:33

four of five 6 rum, what

00:36:37

difference does it make how to sing if you just sing along,

00:36:41

you can just open your mouth

00:36:43

[music] that’s

00:36:50

all I began with an edict for drunkenness Pavlenko

00:36:59

[music]

00:37:04

and here

00:37:06

I am

00:37:08

and my 1 will change

00:37:14

it he gave out the

00:37:16

way

00:37:18

Gogol exhibits immediately stains cska

00:37:23

I am Angry Khanum but who

00:37:28

,

00:37:31

debut beat up and

00:37:34

active she is medicine

00:37:37

[music]

00:37:46

and you hello to the defense

00:37:49

only here

00:37:53

she is ours there is no p.a nearby.

00:37:57

tivac expectations from the participant

00:38:09

I come

00:38:11

opera

00:38:12

poles to save a life view at the

00:38:17

time you who

00:38:19

have a fresh

00:38:23

intimate

00:38:24

nut

00:38:26

wide coat

00:38:35

I want to

00:38:37

go.

00:38:38

sensor I can understand it

00:38:41

for a night of beauty no less than I have to

00:38:48

but it’s worth it

00:38:51

[music]

00:38:52

Patrice and Barbosa

00:38:55

[music]

00:39:01

work

00:39:07

entering

00:39:09

choir of bosom friends

00:39:14

envious

00:39:18

we are not used to smiling at everyone

00:39:24

we live in a dream of

00:39:26

optimism and although he called it full of

00:39:31

problems

00:39:33

we know how to

00:39:35

enjoy life

00:39:36

[music]

00:39:42

any device

00:39:44

crashed the car

00:39:48

about the water [music]

00:39:50

broke off at the neighbor's topic from

00:39:55

another thing my rock

00:39:59

but how can I not brighten up the face of my

00:40:05

best friend began to pay with for

00:40:12

something I'm nothing but my

00:40:16

beloved and more and evil

00:40:23

axes

00:40:24

that

00:40:27

you please the fire from the

00:40:32

dream

00:40:36

window back to the miscellaneous

00:40:39

[music]

00:40:42

[applause] the

00:40:48

board of passengers of the minibus

00:40:52

number 16 units appears, please Moscow city

00:40:57

.

00:41:03

minibuses learn to fly

00:41:05

[music] they

00:41:09

dragged their eyes around you because you did

00:41:13

n’t run away from fate and

00:41:16

learn to fly

00:41:22

you will fly 1 based on

00:41:25

we were an oncoming couple, well, they still have 2

00:41:30

remote control stupidly

00:41:33

Alikhanov

00:41:35

route and learn to fly for.

00:41:40

business

00:41:44

and

00:41:45

they need

00:41:49

accounting

00:41:50

marshal wherever you want

00:41:54

[music]

00:42:01

full clinical choir of the clinic of

00:42:05

creative workers

00:42:07

and I’m the head of the department

00:42:09

solid

00:42:12

[music] the

00:42:15

doctor went to

00:42:19

treat a strain of people from everyone more and I’m plowing like a horse

00:42:23

until dark

00:42:25

minutes the glow I’ve been doing

00:42:28

[music]

00:42:30

for many years now

00:42:32

guy

00:42:35

radio

00:42:37

on the statue for me, who the recipe didn’t

00:42:41

help

00:42:45

at all, these forces and I’m trying

00:42:49

to be a good doctor Lipetsk these lines, well,

00:42:53

like the trolls will retreat from the world, you’re the point

00:42:55

only at the pilot again

00:42:58

to treat

00:43:04

[applause]

00:43:07

[music]

00:43:10

and you didn’t have a leg or two we are sticking out we

00:43:13

almost sat with your blood more

00:43:15

often

00:43:18

ok for baby

00:43:21

she is burning well you are now

00:43:27

and

00:43:33

I was inside the oven and the era was not sick

00:43:38

outside the body after a stormy night

00:43:41

we I was a mask and coffins my name is not

00:43:45

when we knew both songs

00:43:49

[applause]

00:43:50

[music ]

00:43:52

this is

00:43:57

[music]

00:43:59

and

00:44:05

[applause]

00:44:13

what is [ __ ] and why is this remake

00:44:18

rarely possible even by the greatest

00:44:21

director, because here you need to

00:44:24

come up with things that

00:44:27

would be reminiscent of the classic

00:44:30

work that is being remade

00:44:32

and so that they have a modern

00:44:36

sound and the third most an important condition is that

00:44:40

this must be done with talent at the

00:44:44

same level of the work that was

00:44:47

made, the belt

00:44:50

there is some hunchbacked doctor going to sneeze

00:44:55

and this carp Oganezov is the best therapist in the

00:44:59

area

00:45:02

[music]

00:45:17

like Paganel to us a conscript and twincam,

00:45:22

otherwise they sent them saying that he is a malingerer,

00:45:25

look experienced let's

00:45:27

look at

00:45:30

his sorrowful affairs, let's chat,

00:45:36

launch the conscript

00:45:38

[music]

00:45:53

well, hello, dear man,

00:45:59

come in as a guest, you will be

00:46:02

a guest, by the way, of their own free will,

00:46:04

they go through the military registration and enlistment office,

00:46:08

we have doubts, dear man, that you are a

00:46:11

malingerer, a

00:46:14

cardboard fool, to deceive, although

00:46:19

the dog was barking,

00:46:31

after all, practice that everything comes from money from the

00:46:34

cormorant,

00:46:37

don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, we don’t hurt you, we

00:46:40

look chic and you’re already in the tank forces

00:46:46

[music]

00:46:50

we are dear citizens, well, comrades, Maza by the

00:46:54

river

00:46:57

passed

00:46:58

from

00:47:00

korres and was available to

00:47:03

karpusha, you have him, look at him from

00:47:08

her like that to found copies practitioner

00:47:11

glasses surgeon,

00:47:14

well, what can you say to a woman, you can’t deceive a

00:47:17

woman in your heart,

00:47:20

I’ll tell you to swallow the nurses, I

00:47:26

played the guitar in the school orchestra before being drafted

00:47:27

[music]

00:47:31

come on, go to

00:47:33

where there is from there, show yourself

00:47:40

to save the court here

00:47:48

[ music]

00:48:01

I can

00:48:04

want to play

00:48:06

mku

00:48:09

to attract and

00:48:11

[music] the

00:48:18

hospital

00:48:21

section arrived before [music]

00:48:26

they wrote red

00:48:28

bendix and then they buzzed

00:48:38

[music]

00:48:42

or a nut

00:48:45

it’s a

00:48:48

snowstorm to

00:48:50

do we opened the erda wakes up the

00:48:55

h&r format with rain under a friend

00:49:00

and there is

00:49:03

or we

00:49:05

hello

00:49:07

chance

00:49:10

we have

00:49:17

[music]

00:49:38

and in

00:49:39

other matters

00:49:41

they are, well, what opinions will you have, good gentlemen,

00:49:46

listen, the moment of breakdown will do,

00:49:51

if you want to be sick, let's go cut you if you want to be

00:49:55

healthy, that's

00:49:59

what I've decided, we'll take you on as a

00:50:04

nurse for alternative service,

00:50:07

you'll become our captain, you'll take out the ship

00:50:14

[applause ]

00:50:17

1 book like be afraid for your kindness for your

00:50:20

affection thank you for a set of years malingerer in the

00:50:24

tank forces me and if an honest

00:50:26

patient I will be three years and bring

00:50:33

I said

00:50:35

[music]

00:50:40

[applause]

00:50:47

and at the end of our program I will say the

00:50:51

famous sacramental television

00:50:53

phrase about the weather By the way, weather

00:50:57

forecasters are very helpful in predicting the weather, words

00:51:01

in some places,

00:51:02

well, like that, the son of the head of

00:51:05

the hydrometeorological center

00:51:07

turned

00:51:09

32-35, in fact,

00:51:13

28 years old, feels like

00:51:17

23 years old, but in some places, daughter,

00:51:22

be healthy, don’t get wet, most often,

00:51:27

for happiness you need all the simplest things,

00:51:31

just a friend, just good weather and

00:51:35

just whose -that smile

00:51:50

[music]

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