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[music]00:00:14
Salute comrades hunteres Sparrow has arrived to00:00:17
complete Mark of the pirates Follow me00:00:20
my sparrow team00:00:25
rise of my savvy we have00:00:28
so many tricks ahead again00:00:30
that we are still messing around with Jack00:00:35
but five weeks have passed on the Internet00:00:39
[music]00:00:40
why did everyone have to water the pirates to the00:00:44
exit the last film How could you00:00:46
forget the last part Pirates of the Caribbean00:00:50
rogue tribe00:00:52
electric scarecrow golden league00:00:56
Legend00:00:57
with stories00:01:05
we will explore00:01:08
[music]00:01:19
Rebirth of Jafar When nature calls00:01:22
Revenge categorical God how he began to speak00:01:25
through his teeth00:01:29
Yes, exactly this is it00:01:32
On strange shores did not bring the expected00:01:35
profits, but Disney decided that he could00:01:37
give the franchise one more time, but there was00:01:40
one problem, the film was released in 2017, fashion00:01:43
managed to save the audience, they were already tired of00:01:45
pirates, and honestly, by the standards of the series, this is not the00:01:49
worst part, good, don’t name it, it has the00:01:52
same problems as the previous sequels, but00:01:54
it has Overall, there are enough good scenes, I can’t00:01:58
easily forget how on strange tides it’s00:01:59
not as unbearable as at the end of the world, but there are00:02:02
too many elements of which00:02:04
we are tired after four films. However, in the00:02:07
implementation of these elements,00:02:09
creative energy is sometimes visible, but like a spoonful of successful00:02:12
scenes drowns in barrel, let's look00:02:14
more closely and find out00:02:17
and it will help me Visual presentation of the00:02:19
fashionable earth00:02:29
[music]00:02:45
look more carefully After all, you will00:02:48
always ask yourself what they are00:02:50
looking for in this film, so yes, this film is not00:02:52
as confusing as other sequels00:02:54
But still, we see00:02:57
the son of Wil Turner quite confused Henry he Sails on the00:02:59
sea on a boat, you take care of yourself, boy, in00:03:02
the sequels the guys of your age are not particularly spared,00:03:08
but you can kill you yourself and remove00:03:10
the middleman, that’s also the way out. But he does this00:03:13
to attract the attention of his father and Wil00:03:15
takes him on board the Dutchman, you know, I00:03:18
was too harsh to I gave this Pepper00:03:20
so much [ __ ] because he’s boring00:03:22
and useless, I’ll start from scratch, I’ll give him a chance,00:03:29
he says in such a voice, it00:03:33
opens up,00:03:46
it’s impossible, 9 years pass, this00:03:49
franchise decides again that every00:03:50
film needs its own chernor, they made00:03:54
him just as insipid, he’d play00:04:08
with you I changed Henry of course I was00:04:12
right the ship is attacked by an army of ghosts00:04:14
led by captain salazar he is00:04:16
played by Javier Bardem00:04:26
[music]00:04:30
you sound like a Spaniard00:04:34
came out like with McShane in the last film the00:04:37
actor himself I like but here he is of00:04:39
little use Here is his first line the00:04:45
most banal phrase spoken in the most00:04:48
banal way the idea with00:04:51
hair moving as if under water is curious but00:04:53
wildly distracting good in either subtle or00:04:57
eccentric roles his face needs to be00:04:59
seen00:05:03
his face was covered by banners I was able to00:05:07
see him But why don’t such complications00:05:18
improve his acting they only00:05:21
weaken almost all aspects of it00:05:24
the characters turned out00:05:26
okay, it’s cool that they walk on water,00:05:29
teams of inventors, but in appearance and00:05:32
habits they are just another Phantom00:05:33
Army, how do they stand out against the background of00:05:36
Jones’ team or the watchdogs, you00:05:39
can at least tell them apart in such a collage. I don’t see00:05:41
progress, because the first film has been 1400:05:43
years old, by the way, where- then in our heroine,00:05:46
women can do everything,00:05:54
I know that she got over, the exposition is00:06:02
not bad, but there is nothing special to dance about.00:06:05
She is smart, she knows astronomy and everyone00:06:07
calls her a witch, but she’s not a00:06:10
witch,00:06:11
and that’s her whole essence. Yes,00:06:17
again the heroine is defined by what00:06:20
she is not, however. some repetitions00:06:23
I like the appearance again came out00:06:26
funny00:06:31
when he comes to receive his fee for the trial and00:06:34
it looks like Jack is not alone there00:06:47
I don’t know how in physics such a number of00:06:50
horses can move an entire building but I00:06:53
admit the action scene is quite funny It’s cool00:06:56
that it was mostly filmed in in real life00:06:58
without the help of graphics, I also can’t help but00:07:01
note that I’m glad that this franchise00:07:02
has finally returned to colors. Well, at least we don’t watch an00:07:04
almost black and white film soaked in00:07:06
Linda Blair’s vomit.00:07:10
However, when they use such things in this scene,00:07:12
CJ comes out not00:07:14
realistic or surreal enough and is not00:07:17
impressive00:07:22
again how much horses at the00:07:25
same time, Karina goes to different00:07:27
places to find answers to her questions.00:07:39
I like that not only the00:07:42
team from the trilogy was brought here. Well, a couple of the guys from the00:07:44
last film, they are good actors,00:07:48
although not for long.00:07:53
Who is, come on, if Disney00:07:56
taught us this? that New00:07:57
adventures are always waiting for us Whether we like00:07:59
it or not, Karina meets Henry and does00:08:01
not find out that they are looking for the same thing,00:08:10
a film about Pirates that is shorter than two hours Yes, good00:08:13
luck,00:08:14
Karina is caught Oh, if only she had00:08:17
a rope And Jack wanders around the city abandoned by everyone00:08:26
without graphics not bad in one of my00:08:30
favorites, desperately looking for booze and exchanging a00:08:33
compass for rum, knowing that it is cursed, that00:08:36
if you give it away, it will release your00:08:37
main fear and, oddly enough, it’s not about00:08:39
training camp in the USA.00:08:46
I like that he knows what he’s sending00:08:48
even more to himself.00:08:53
Yes, it sounds pretty cool00:09:10
He does a great job of imitating me watching00:09:13
exposition scenes and exposition takes up00:09:15
90 percent of the franchise's dialogue, then00:09:18
there's a weird replacement we don't get to00:09:21
play guitar as Jack's father but we00:09:23
have Paul McCartney as his uncle00:09:27
you'll scold me but I prefer this cameo00:09:30
it’s short, it’s intended to be00:09:33
meaningless, it’s quite strange and00:09:36
I’m not laughing at the character’s joke, at the00:09:38
reaction of another person to his joke00:09:46
Say what you want, the00:09:51
next 10 minutes turned out to be very cool without jokes00:09:53
Jack and Karina are about to be00:09:56
executed, whoever has the coolest00:09:59
last word and then Henry kind of00:10:01
saves them00:10:05
with the help of Jack's team00:10:10
[music]00:10:12
the choreography and inventive buffoonery00:10:15
here are very good, it's as if these scenes00:10:18
were taken from the first two parts of pirates00:10:22
[music]00:10:25
it's so funny that it even makes me00:10:27
a little angry because it's starting00:10:29
to seem to me that there is hope for the film, even00:10:32
the name of the ship was chosen hilarious00:10:35
so don't do this to me movie I00:10:37
know that you will be defended further And00:10:39
only one hero also gives me hope00:10:42
Okay I need a minute to honor the memory of the00:10:45
successful walls from this film00:10:48
next will suck00:10:50
further will suck00:10:54
[applause]00:10:56
[music]00:11:02
[applause]00:11:04
Barbosa is still running00:11:06
Blackbeard's ship and Lazar is catching up with him00:11:13
Yes, you obviously don't know this guy very well00:11:16
[music]00:11:18
one thing I ask, don't kill Frank great,00:11:22
I hated Frank00:11:24
they decide to find Jack together and Jack00:11:27
tries to get a map from Karina that her husband00:11:29
can't read00:11:41
that the map is stars and no one understands her,00:11:44
although it was by the stars that00:11:45
sailors looked for the way in those00:11:48
days. As a result, the captives are released, the00:11:50
lieutenant of the fleet plays him as a real00:11:53
witch and she plays here for a couple of minutes00:11:56
I won’t even try00:11:58
or travel00:12:04
Maybe we have something in common00:12:08
meanwhile Salazar is telling how00:12:11
Jack ruined him when he became a very young00:12:12
captain and young Jack00:12:14
looks good in some places but in others he looks like00:12:16
Bella Ramsay00:12:18
Caesar overtakes Jack and I like00:12:20
that there is always a cloud hanging over the ship00:12:23
as if it were Eeyore And if Lazar releases00:12:25
zombie sharks00:12:28
sharks Zombies seem like an interesting idea but00:12:31
again we supposedly have to believe that00:12:33
they really are there, they are shown in00:12:36
slowmo so that we are like Wow, however, you do00:12:39
n’t feel anything looking at them. That’s right,00:12:42
they can be replaced with Scooby-Doo, the effect will be00:12:45
about the same, they00:12:48
didn’t do it, and the scene in which Jack00:12:51
forces the shark to pull the boat it’s fun, it does00:12:53
n’t try to seem real, it00:12:55
shows ingenuity, however,00:12:57
sometimes the film becomes too00:12:59
inventive to quickly write00:13:01
a message when I looked up and saw00:13:04
this is00:13:08
another film in the franchise. What happened00:13:11
in a couple of seconds00:13:14
that we haven’t seen before lives on00:13:17
this island with a bunch of other [ __ ] from the00:13:19
mountain money,00:13:28
I explained all this longer than the characters,00:13:35
I came again to save the film, which00:13:38
most likely cannot be saved, the00:13:41
film pretends that the previous two00:13:44
dark minutes did not happen, yes, what00:13:46
they did with the film Eternal and the Watchdogs00:13:48
helps to increase the pearl, because Jack00:13:50
kept a bottle with it from the last film, they00:13:57
were expected from sea monkeys00:13:59
of our heroes00:14:14
And if you think about it, you can’t say that they00:14:17
rarely mention the trident, but they00:14:19
say little about what it can do And why do they00:14:22
need it in the first films, we see all the time00:14:24
Why the Pirates want to lift00:14:27
the Curse, why does he want to save the lesbian00:14:29
Why does Jack want to escape from Jones, but00:14:32
here, as in the fourth film, the goal was00:14:34
just told to us there are no emotions behind it.00:14:38
We only have this conversation between Karina00:14:47
and the Kellim of a00:14:48
professional agrologist.00:14:52
You can inherit the inheritance anywhere,00:14:55
but now is not the time. Barbosa admits to00:14:58
Jack that Karina could be his daughter, they00:15:05
can still swim00:15:12
we see a potentially cool action scene00:15:15
jumping between ships a fight with a folded00:15:18
figurehead but it came out sadly and they want00:15:21
daytime shooting came out colorful night00:15:24
flat and dark Just like you guessed it the00:15:27
pirates00:15:30
hold out they drive away the ghosts and00:15:33
reach the goal of the island which seems to00:15:35
reflect the starry sky00:15:42
[music]00:15:44
wave it off and say that this movie is nothing about00:15:47
what ours leaves The crystal opens the00:15:49
waters and they see a trident stop I know what00:15:52
will happen next00:15:54
Aquaman will pass through the waterfall By the way,00:15:56
the dep better get out of here I didn’t even00:15:59
watch00:16:00
it, I’m kidding00:16:03
He can do it now, but he leaves it00:16:07
when he gets there,00:16:12
what the hell does he say,00:16:16
well, hold on away from the little dragon, ours00:16:19
understands that breaking the trident will break and00:16:21
breaks all the curses and Salazar00:16:23
becomes a real boy,00:16:26
apparently from the water. The curse is also lifted. I don’t00:16:30
know, and the ship is trying to lift them00:16:32
somehow without falling off the edge,00:16:42
clings to him, everyone also dreams of being able to00:16:46
knock him down it’s logical how he would00:16:49
climb with a prosthesis00:16:50
[music] It’s00:16:57
no longer relevant00:16:59
Barbosa dies00:17:01
I know And Karina finally understands how they are00:17:05
connected00:17:09
So My father because Jack00:17:11
wanted Rom00:17:19
from the curse00:17:21
to eat water either You die a hero or you00:17:24
live until you become00:17:26
the franchise is such a happy event for the sad00:17:29
pirate Roberts, even Elizabeth appeared00:17:31
to say Hey, I showed up, by the way, she is00:17:34
only 4 years older than her supposed son,00:17:37
one question remains. If the Curse is lifted, then00:17:39
who transports souls to the next world,00:17:41
what is right on course for the sequel,00:17:43
because that’s what we see after the credits00:17:51
should stay away from this00:17:53
franchise00:17:55
it's not the worst so-00:17:57
so comes across here from time to time00:18:00
Fascinating scenes But there are00:18:03
too few of them to recommend the film for00:18:05
viewing probably this film is more00:18:07
suitable for the finale than any of the previous00:18:09
two it's still disappointing, it's a shame00:18:11
because the franchise was promising but at00:18:14
some point she focused00:18:16
on the wrong thing but the intricate plots of the00:18:19
Persians forcibly involved in pretending00:18:22
that it was all one story Although, to be00:18:24
honest, everyone would be fine if each00:18:26
film existed on its own No matter how you00:18:29
feel about this series, one cannot help but00:18:30
appreciate the fact that an idea that many00:18:32
considered crude and soulless gave birth to a00:18:35
cult franchise, which people will00:18:37
remember for many years to come and which later00:18:40
has already become crude and soulless, but then00:18:42
Disney will say00:18:46
[music]00:18:48
This is how we conclude Mark of the Pirates00:18:52
this time, definitely remain rogues and00:18:54
until we meet again,00:18:57
maybe we'll continue filming a review of this00:18:59
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