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[music]
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hi, I'm a nostalgia critic and I
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remember something that you don't have to, to be
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honest, I decided to remove this review only
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because we're from the 90 -x
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they weren't just true
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home alone again a holiday heist
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TV movie 2012 this is the fifth film in the
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home alone franchise I can't believe that the
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creators of this joke thought the fifth
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film was funny when zoomed in now we
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know that they didn't even get around to
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reviewing these films apparently my Christmas
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tradition and if I do an issue
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a year I will be finished by the time they
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end with star wars and as
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always I asked myself a stupid question if at
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this time there was anything valuable whether there was a
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hidden masterpiece that did not hit our
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radar I won’t even finish the question
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you and so you know that the answer
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to the director’s history is that there are a couple of
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good films, but also a couple of not very
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good ones too, so hopefully we’ll discuss a little here, but
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one of the many cacti
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that we continue to chew and cry
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is the one that was obtained by the one that came out before
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without and what’s the matter? the atmospheric
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screensaver of the first films was replaced by all of you
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accidentally turned on this film,
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you can’t turn it off, your children are already hooked on
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the iPhone, but the combined shooting is better there,
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this family of boxers, they are moving to a new
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house, but this house really scares their
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youngest son, Finn,
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the film, I will give you all the savings if you
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live children from others will try to get them out of the house,
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[ __ ] off formally, this is not a spoiler,
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I see here only convenient places for
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traps and the realtor meets them and
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shows them the house
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[music]
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we forgot the last name, mom found her second
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husband,
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comments don’t insert
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family films
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volcom too often in places we meet a powerful
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man named St. Clair, he is played by someone
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who will get into anything for money,
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Malcolm gave up, when I see him, I feel like
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making a speech Africa from Smart Will
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Hunting, why haven’t I wanted to
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see you lately? Senter, of course, wants to
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get into the house baxter of what kind of MacGuffin
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awaits us this time diamonds
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spy technology priceless picture and
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tired movement on the
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map on the road runner changes the formula
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more often than this franchise I will give credit to the
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hero's sister Alexis I believe that she does not want
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to be in this film his team score
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moment
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favorite character father thinks that Finn has
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too much gamma and you plow and
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[ __ ] unpacking tell me have you seen
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this boy is afraid of the basement
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[music]
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here we are at least someone watched the movie he
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walks across the street to make friends with the
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neighbor boy his theme is snow
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designs for speed bold chorus you know
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which of the game of thrones zenith
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he won’t pass says that the
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ghost of a gangster lives in the house and that Finn should be
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afraid for his life
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I have enough to write
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find a is scared that of course he sets
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traps in the bedroom
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he goes or neve
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the robbers find out that the house is already occupied
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decides to wait for the right moment
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I have a plan I will say that who - he’s wounded and
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lying on the side of the road, and it’s better for me not to
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continue this, otherwise the monetization will be removed; the
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family goes to buy a Christmas tree to rob or
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they try to break into the house, and
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I’m not saying that the robber constantly
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wants out of longing for the criminal who threw her
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to our fabric fleece
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hour print Michaels becomes even more painful
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when you realize that he left her twice,
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they break into everyone but realize that there is
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nothing inside, the family returns and the
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robbers quickly fade away, but Motalo
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notices that they will soon be leaving for a
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party, however, the film notices a couple of
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signs that there was someone in the house
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growing up children I just look
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exactly like Sean Hannity, would someone
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want to harm me? My
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father doesn’t find anything, but now he’s also
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afraid that there’s nothing living in this house.
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Let’s look on GPS where this line leads, yes, that’s what I
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thought, the
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day of the party is coming, but the children don’t
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want to go and their parents leave them new
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game took the worms music of all and here’s how
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they will avoid calling the police and the
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emergency services
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there should not admit that the script could
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have been dumber the
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bandits are preparing for a robbery and find out
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that the ladies in the picture are Sinclair’s great-grandmother
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[music]
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apparently the sixth film looked at this scene
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and thought the entry and sympathy for the robbers is
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embarrassing, but then it’s
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better not to watch the next film at all,
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but
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in fact the film should have been called like
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home alone because the sister doesn’t go anywhere and all
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this fila madness seems very
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natural when you little ones staying at home
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alone is an event, and here the boy was left at
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home by his sister, this is not at all like he is not alone, the
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older sister is at home, why is this kind of
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cool,
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well, there is one point for this funny moment,
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and this is about me, there is also a funny scene
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at the holiday from the oster plays awkward and
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perhaps the crazy boss he orders from
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Sukhin to bring him a drink my husband so
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imagine a bad bad bad you are in your soul
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[music]
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what cannot be taken away from the film is the
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random surrealism of the
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kalach year
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on the one hand and so the fact that the legend
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of comedy and Aznar makes the most laughs here
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but it’s not at all this world that should
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make you laugh more than anyone else, Athens
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parodies the riddler Jim Carrey,
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but the battery from the joystick rolls into the
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basement and fit asks his sister for the article, then he
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finds a safe and not only that, but also a whole
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secret room, and here there is a family
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portrait riddle of learning
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said that the scene is familiar, well, in these
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films it’s not the repetition itself that
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accidentally locks itself in a hiding place for a
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second it even seems like horror
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[music]
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it could become one, add not a single
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cameo and
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google I came up with a new commercial for you
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause ] it
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seems that the ancestors are stuck in the snow captivity of
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Athens, he thinks that his sister has gone to the shopping
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center, although in reality she is locked in the basement,
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he is hanging out as a player who is always
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beating him at his favorite game, and probably
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this touching scene
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on the street is a mixture of
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heaven reader le to heaven could
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talk like that to Marley, if he had first
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met him in church, Kevin's gaze
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would have taken on a new meaning, he would be under,
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who the [ __ ] is he, I wouldn't mind
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watching a movie like this,
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Finn finally realizes that Alexis is sitting
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downstairs and they are trying to find a way to free
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her, I
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also need to say not to overdo it with
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references this is never
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suspicious
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order lasix her joke from a fuller
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house like the one you already said Finn
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bumps into Sinclair they find out that he
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plans to sneak into his house
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why do chickens write the implementation of this
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headline
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tells Alexis about the robbers but you do
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n’t believe him it’s time report this to the
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police or herself from an episode of horror films
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about the beach, only this point was found out on his mdp,
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the person decides that the film is talking about a
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video game and mistakenly gives him advice
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that a son would give in a video game,
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or to which an
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actor, but it’s just like you
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can’t sigh to the cops from my [ __ ]
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mobile, I would have agreed to my mother who took away my phone
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[music]
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Finn sets traps, fortunately he
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managed to clone himself to speed up
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the process and he and Tenge have a signature session and
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the snake, I believe you when the criminals
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got through your house, the sister you forgot
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will definitely die I like that
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the robbers at least noticed the ice at the door
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they decided to find another entrance but of course they
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fell into another trap
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he said this to one of the scriptwriters
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to sound more sincere
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say it’s complete nonsense
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like ball 3 hit him and not whether they
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die carefully his body even when
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they fly into it doesn’t react Sinclair
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is like that even for cartoon logic it’s
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too much
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Alexis is so bored that he starts reading
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war and peace this will pass for a tagline and here’s
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another surprise for you, another trap
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something like we scored with him already
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on this gaga forgot the film
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tells everything to the sidekick this one finally
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understands that this is not about the game
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they will catch Taurissan Shadow or Lorak cost our
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lives and or right now ours but Finn doesn’t say
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his address because yes yes it’s kind of
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dangerous
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Ioffe pluto what are you eating
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yet it’s not easy to switch to the second
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line with a snow fan,
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Alexis also understands that the threat is real
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and tells his brother to call the cops but the phone is
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dead, it’s a pity no one
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keeps chargers at home
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[music]
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Mikado
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didn’t sound better chasing his
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head parents are finally going home well
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here and in the zone that redhead Simon,
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I apparently missed the moment when her
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hairstyle became like this, it turned out not
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funny, but here come the cookies, logical
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backpack, after all, let them need to fall into
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another trap,
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this is less and less like 3 1 at home, this is
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more like the middle of 3 ninjas, and I said that
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in addition to everything Finn is trying to convince the
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thieves that there are ghosts in the house and they
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believe in
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some places everything is very stupid
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version of the gatehouse at the decks, she came out
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ambitious but problematic ancestor they are
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tracking the number from which
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Simon called and seeing they will send special forces, maybe
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he deserved it because I know that two children
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just continued the video to gamble
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is the main stretch envy of the films because
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we know how everything would be in reality
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the robbers finally understand that this guy was
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literally pulling the strings they take
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him in the van and tries to get into the
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hiding place but don’t be afraid snowballs
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[music]
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the more sequels I see the more
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I want to apologize to home alone 2
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Alex from threatens to destroy the picture and
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we hear the harshest line of the film,
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well, give it to the big ones from the seventies,
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Finn runs away and locks the door as soon as his
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sister gets out, the two bandits are locked up,
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but from these
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you understand that a horror film with such a plot
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would not be funnier than
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when you joked deliberately,
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but then two surprisingly good
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jokes follow: first, the fighters fall on the ice,
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which the robbers noticed, then comes
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this phrase godly monarchy
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bravo very nice
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parents at home rob or are caught and
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it turns out that the portrait is worth a million
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hryvnia and the traffic police
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would have had more if not for this joke
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they still received 30 thousand dollars for
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catching the thieves, thank God it seemed that
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these families were tight with money, the film was trying to
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pretend that there was some sense in it, the
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family decides to buy tickets for Simon so
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that he would page his relatives, but in reality no one
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gives a damn and this scene flashes very
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quickly,
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well, all the moms managed to [ __ ] the folder
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by turning on their children, so it’s time
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to wrap up and the cheeks end at a
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very random moment, the robbers
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take pictures in the police station and it’s all no joke and
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nothing, just photos for the sake of this, they created
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the scenery of the station, they paid the actor for an
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extra shift for the sake of the couple seconds that
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no one will remember they decided to make another one
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after this sludge
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and one house again a very bad film were
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you surprised anyone the expectations were
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very low their film was completely justified it
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would be simply stupid to be angry with
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him and yes I’m apparently not angry it’s obvious not a
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mortal sin, God is my witness, I've seen
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so many worse family films, it's
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just boring and a passable movie, and there
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should have been a few times I laughed a little, it's
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not that much, but much more than I
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expected, just a dull, formulaic family
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film, it's not worth throwing poop at,
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but time for It’s definitely not worth spending it,
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it’s bad exactly at the level
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we expected, there’s no point in checking you out,
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nothing will surprise you,
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I’m a nostalgic critic, I remember that
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