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films presents00:00:41
with the support of hex media00:00:44
film produced by dark dance00:00:50
agricultural dracula don't yawn00:00:58
it will bite margie bring me the glasses I00:01:03
think I left them on the nightstand by the00:01:06
bed00:01:07
according to the latest data the00:01:10
unemployment rate in the world over the past three months00:01:11
has increased more than 4 times so00:01:14
many have time to relax and00:01:16
engage in their favorite hobbies, the governments of00:01:18
several countries today launched a00:01:20
promising program in support of00:01:22
starving unemployed graduates,00:01:24
according to the new decree, millions of00:01:27
qualified unemployed people will receive an00:01:29
invaluable opportunity to exchange00:01:30
useless crusts for valuable00:01:32
food cards, but there is00:01:34
news that is more important our elite today we00:01:37
will present to our public several00:01:39
exclusively wealthy characters00:01:41
meet the most wealthy children in the world00:01:44
and we will start with the queen and go avatars00:01:47
are caught by the mistresses of social networks the00:01:49
beloved and only daughter of Greg is caught by00:01:52
everyone known as the owner of the entire00:01:54
Internet boredom hashtag one boring00:02:03
it must be nice to have so many00:02:05
fans and subscribers I have the00:02:11
most subscribers on this the planet00:02:19
couldn't find a joke for this, what kind of00:02:25
well, I beg your pardon, and that you're not a lovely00:02:29
little girl, the next thing waiting for us is an impressive00:02:35
character babe with more son of the person max00:02:39
pete maxim with more00:02:41
to this guy a huge fortune00:02:44
and he himself is no less and what is that is00:02:49
Maria yes, let's see what this chubby guy will tell us, yes, it's00:02:51
nonsense, in general, the00:02:56
best thing is that you are rich, this is all this,00:02:59
what did you do today,00:03:03
got up, put on makeup, assembled a film crew, and I was00:03:07
eating, woke up with an alarm on the alarm clock,00:03:11
that the donut is immediately a freak to start the00:03:14
processes in the body delve into it, it seems to me that it00:03:16
all started in childhood, there was such a00:03:19
moment, excuse me, no tears, don’t you remember00:03:22
I was 7, my mother left me at home for00:03:26
half an hour and in the refrigerator and in the cabinets00:03:29
I had no Nina, just00:03:31
one salad, my gaze fell on our00:03:40
golden retriever named Manuel, I don’t00:03:44
want this It must be difficult to discuss00:03:48
when the whole family loves sports so much, it’s true that it’s00:03:51
not easy to get, but I have a fairly00:03:54
balanced diet,00:03:55
I either snack on something green or00:03:58
something sweet, so if00:04:01
you count it like that, then everything is amazing,00:04:05
really, bar, who’s next,00:04:08
these are young ladies, the idol of everyone young00:04:10
girls don't lose your head from this00:04:13
wealthy girl Candy Chance00:04:15
at the moment I am the owner of 37600:04:18
titles including titles in 50 one state00:04:20
places in Nicaragua miss natural beauty00:04:22
not with plastic surgery and mr00:04:24
universe isn't this a man's00:04:26
competition00:04:27
I'm the winner victory is mine but there are00:04:29
only 50 states and you said, you know, instead of00:04:32
asking your stupid questions, you00:04:35
should have asked what00:04:36
would suit your face, I’ll leave my dad’s00:04:39
contacts,00:04:41
don’t thank me, what kind of doll,00:04:45
we should all adopt the fighting spirit,00:04:47
you’re a young girl, you’re right in the bar, the00:04:50
one who didn’t win is the loser what00:04:53
happens to the losers00:04:55
they are humiliated and there is no expert in this00:04:58
better than our red-haired tomboy Oliver00:05:00
Ginger Kelby the00:05:01
son of the only world politician00:05:04
poor lady Francine Ginger field what am I00:05:09
sorry what what I listened I listened to the00:05:13
question cool you camera can we00:05:18
take a closer look we still have to work00:05:21
sorry what to do work well they made me laugh00:05:28
he needs to work heard00:05:34
most likely this guy doesn't like00:05:36
his job and they also pay the minimum00:05:38
wage to work and a cheerful little00:05:48
charmer00:05:51
we move on to our penultimate or00:05:53
there offspring molly sims kirin adopted00:05:55
daughters of a fur manufacturer animals on the00:05:57
verge of extinction cecilia seal skin she is00:06:00
on the verge no animal world which she00:06:03
uses they can disappear00:06:06
thank God I’m not scared don’t scare me00:06:09
like that bar you’re probably so glad to live00:06:13
surrounded by this luxury of exoticism00:06:17
Mrs. Keene it00:06:20
seems she decided to prepare for00:06:23
Halloween in advance an interesting girl00:06:25
herself completely agree and Maria and the00:06:27
Last Monster a wonderful young00:06:30
heir meet David night the youngest00:06:33
peacemaker in the world and the son of a multi-billionaire00:06:36
they are an international entrepreneur the burden is00:06:38
on this David tell me what it’s like to be00:06:41
one of the richest children in the world00:06:43
you have everything well yes, probably so,00:06:46
but I don’t need much I like to help I00:06:49
must00:06:51
and you don’t need the latest00:06:53
model computer, the most stylish clothes are00:06:55
not very good, I have everything I need, I’m00:06:57
very lucky in the world, there are so many children00:07:00
who don’t have such opportunities, they don’t have money, they don’t have00:07:02
what they need, by the way, before I00:07:04
forget, I’d like to discuss00:07:06
what a wonderful boy I love the rich00:07:10
people agree guy, but of course who will00:07:13
our viewers choose right away and00:07:19
you can’t tell they’re all so cute I agree it’s time00:07:24
to share which of our rich guests00:07:25
you liked best go to our00:07:28
website and like00:07:29
one of our viewers will be lucky00:07:31
to win a year’s supply of Dracula don’t yawn00:07:34
otherwise it will bite talk about vampires00:07:37
later in the program we will talk about the00:07:40
discovery of beer about cryptozoology00:07:43
scientists claim that in our world00:07:46
there are monsters00:07:48
holes more about this frightening00:07:51
news immediately after the commercial00:07:53
commercial break air in 30 seconds00:07:56
hair so damn monsters I’m a serious00:07:58
journalist how long can we all do a00:08:01
favor and what else do you have then a card and00:08:04
you are blowing 543200:08:12
according to research conducted by00:08:14
scientists monsters bar you have00:08:21
problems with dandruff again00:08:22
leave me alone00:08:26
[music]00:08:35
children against monsters cannot be a00:08:44
nightmare a terrible tragedy according to them they00:08:50
were so beautiful and obedient00:08:54
no no -no, no, no, I'm talking about the damn thing in00:08:56
the advertisement for which we paid a00:08:58
tidy sum,00:08:59
they didn't even mention us without a darsha on00:09:02
the off-road, money down the drain,00:09:05
forget the news on the agenda, money is00:09:11
n't there, yes yes of course we need to00:09:15
discuss more important issues then00:09:19
let's get started linline there are suggestions on how to00:09:23
earn untold wealth,00:09:27
definitely untold and definitely00:09:29
wealth, I have no ideas, let’s leave00:09:32
tanks for toxic waste in00:09:34
playgrounds, my dears, I00:09:40
have a great idea, an exclusive00:09:43
batch of panda fur coats, a00:09:44
limited edition at the maximum price, they00:09:48
will tear your hands off there, I’m sure no yes yes00:09:53
great great I like it let me00:09:56
think the constant load helps00:09:59
to move my brain I know we’ll release them in the00:10:01
smallest size00:10:03
so that everyone who wants to wear them first00:10:05
sign up for my gym and start00:10:07
burning off their disgusting00:10:09
and if playing sports doesn’t help you00:10:17
lose weight they will come to me for my00:10:22
bist00:10:23
and easy liposuction00:10:28
liposuction00:10:30
Greeks Francine at the market you can help00:10:34
I will destroy this absurd and outdated00:10:37
concept of a minimal dress so that we00:10:40
can produce at the lowest00:10:42
cost with the greatest profit00:10:44
and I will force 1 stars that I lit to00:10:52
post photos in a fur coat on all00:10:54
social networks00:10:55
subscribers will go crazy let’s call it be00:10:59
in the topic00:11:00
be in the topic I like it I can already see00:11:04
this money in front of me it’s already pouring00:11:06
into our overflowing bank accounts00:11:09
yes like that one hundred percent00:11:16
profit one hundred percent profit00:11:20
what’s very happy you saw it how00:11:25
can I operate with such You can’t00:11:27
touch someone’s face like that with your hands, I have00:11:29
no more strength,00:11:30
I’m telling you, my daughter candy is a fiend of hell,00:11:37
she spends all my money, you know what it’s like,00:11:40
you know what it costs to bribe the judge at00:11:43
every competition so that she always00:11:45
gets the main prize, honey, this is00:11:49
nothing compared to mine just a little bit00:11:52
if I knew that she would become a gundam I wouldn’t mind00:11:55
her not being adopted by a00:11:56
milled dog, it00:11:58
looks better, not only does she have no00:12:01
taste at all, but this saint is also always00:12:04
releasing my animals and the future of the00:12:07
fur coat just00:12:10
disappears, you think you’re out of luck and my00:12:15
priceless avatar is00:12:17
coming soon I will be ruined because of my00:12:18
dependence on me for life, I created this00:12:22
game to earn a day, I don’t need to00:12:23
spend mine,00:12:25
this is an obsession with subscribers,00:12:29
although it has a lot of them and still there is no00:12:33
payback, you have no idea how much00:12:35
money I spent on fake accounts and the00:12:37
cherry on the cake she’s also a hipster,00:12:43
you know, Greg volumes exchanged your bore it00:12:47
hurts, we are his irreconcilable peacemaker,00:12:49
he’s the only one for me, but with the heart of gold of my00:12:54
gold, every day he00:12:57
drains my illegally earned00:12:58
money and where00:13:00
to legitimate charity reefs00:13:02
seriously and then he goes and tells the00:13:05
police about me, you understand pugs,00:13:08
most of the police in this country obey00:13:12
me, really, why should they check me?00:13:18
Not everyone should pay, can you imagine what00:13:22
this could lead to, which will of course be a00:13:29
difficult situation,00:13:31
a lot of your son at least has an MTV00:13:35
body mass index, and they understood it, but he is00:13:38
within the normal range,00:13:39
he looks humanly, my woman, my woman,00:13:42
my disgrace, but this fat guy is disgracing my00:13:46
name for my muscles, they are even my Olga, this00:13:55
little pest has00:13:57
beaten six children in this month alone,00:14:00
and knocking down three adults,00:14:03
countless animals and destroyed00:14:08
2600:14:11
priceless objects, but00:14:13
I hold on and understand in addition to paying for00:14:18
treatment and compensation, I had to00:14:22
raise taxes by 53 percent in order to00:14:25
save my salary, if this00:14:28
continues and then I will have to take taxes00:14:33
rich, what did you say to me, I heard it was00:14:38
impossible no, this is a disaster, it’s time to take00:14:42
everything into our own hands, we need to put an end to these00:14:45
puppies,00:14:46
we must get rid of from each of these00:14:49
scoundrels there is one00:14:51
bagana, how exactly can you avoid attracting attention to yourself00:15:01
why are you staring at me,00:15:11
hello, I have a lucrative00:15:17
offer for all of us, I represent00:15:26
an organization that solves this kind of00:15:28
goloka problems quickly, carefully and00:15:30
most importantly, without making noise, this is interesting to you00:15:37
I can help with the horns,00:15:44
this is a world of monsters in a dimension in which00:15:48
I was expelled many thousands of years ago and00:15:51
it is from here that I command all the00:15:53
monsters on earth one fine day00:15:57
power will again be in our hands for00:16:01
now they are obliged to do everything so that people do00:16:03
not know about their existence00:16:07
otherwise In case they will have to answer00:16:09
to me with the master, you know why00:16:14
you are here, don’t try to argue, going out into the00:16:25
human world is forbidden, you violated the first00:16:28
rule of the world of monsters and you will pay for00:16:32
it, what kind of hysterical woman melted on such a00:16:46
beautiful carpet of00:16:53
the place Mr. Hobgoblin, great00:16:56
job, the00:16:58
presenters fell silent forever having managed to00:17:01
reveal the truth and listen to us, if something00:17:07
needs a promotion,00:17:08
I’m just happy to kiss00:17:20
everyone’s personal files of new monsters for00:17:23
consideration, thank you, great, great, great,00:17:26
not really, what the hell did00:17:31
they take me, brought me some losers,00:17:34
for the first time I see so many incredible00:17:38
hobgoblin wanted to see you, hobgoblin he has00:17:41
already come and but these little people do00:17:48
n’t understand how difficult it is to00:17:51
maintain order in this world, they00:17:55
weakened us, they hunted us, but I don’t00:17:59
blame them, no, I feel sorry for them,00:18:02
they live in fears and seek salvation in00:18:05
success, we are only a small part of what we00:18:08
once were. that was how we survive in the00:18:10
modern world, most people are00:18:13
no longer even afraid of us, the disappointing00:18:16
situation is these seven,00:18:19
how will we test them, why are they00:18:22
afraid? People have no fears left00:18:26
besides the fear of losing their money and00:18:28
seeing a pimple on their face,00:18:30
it seems I figured out how to solve it00:18:33
this question of this00:18:34
yes so share 6 teenagers volt 300:18:38
boys and three girls offspring 600:18:42
disgusting parents who want to00:18:44
get rid of them00:18:45
ideally a00:18:46
test for aspiring monsters00:18:49
wait a minute the idea is not bad three boys three00:18:54
girls parents who don’t need their00:18:58
children this is what you need until00:19:04
find these parents and bring them stone I00:19:07
obey lady where are we going I’ve been00:19:16
sitting here for a hundred years I’m bored Oliver00:19:21
calm down you’re going to fights for the elite00:19:25
enjoying seriously or whoever you have no00:19:30
mercy00:19:36
and00:19:41
hello dear I knocked you out a place in a00:19:44
new competition among the best one00:19:46
percent of the population00:19:47
you you'll definitely conquer everyone, good trips for you,00:19:50
thank you daddy already anticipating00:19:53
victory, I wonder what the prize will be00:19:59
hello princess I invite you to a00:20:02
unique network party in my opinion that's00:20:05
enough and the best hashtag best girlfriends are00:20:07
in seventh heaven dad okay00:20:10
reserve for now00:20:15
and my father wants me to make new00:20:17
friends I'm so excited I00:20:23
won't be a distraction hello you've been invited00:20:31
to an elite pie eating competition00:20:34
pie clash00:20:55
reform school00:21:16
reform school Mrs. Gallagher00:21:31
we'll just stand there come in00:21:41
[music]00:21:45
open up or I'll tear down this door you have00:21:49
something to say00:22:03
instant karma okay this place00:22:13
smells like old people and cabbage00:22:21
Wi-Fi here is terrible you will have to00:22:23
connect the old fashioned way you are understood00:22:25
for a network party the network idiot00:22:29
is cooking and the horns of what for a00:22:33
pie eating competition carbohydrates I came to a00:22:37
beauty contest00:22:38
you are talking about elite fighting this is a reform00:22:43
school that sign isn’t it you’re00:22:46
kidding me yes no she's right, I noticed her too, that's00:22:49
what a doll is, I00:22:53
've never been to the island, I've been there a hundred times,00:22:57
nothing special, the main thing is to00:23:00
catch your flight before lunch,00:23:01
unless of course you like a hamburger with00:23:04
mold and mice with a side dish from the00:23:06
ice age of your toes,00:23:08
I kind of I’m not going to hang around here, it00:23:12
was nice to meet you00:23:39
chapter, what after, well,00:23:43
how about a tour with joy,00:23:50
thank you, it’s00:23:51
wonderful to follow me,00:24:07
as you noticed, this is the art room, feel00:24:12
free to hide your creative00:24:14
abilities00:24:17
[music]00:24:30
vat, and the dining room is customary to have meals, you do00:24:35
n’t serve slugs, of course no, what kind00:24:40
of questions they ripen only in spring00:24:47
please be careful with00:24:50
fingerprints from polished surfaces00:24:55
[music]00:25:04
no problem I’ll tell you everything about the throne room later,00:25:11
you can choose a few general rules for yourself: don’t sneeze, don’t snore, don’t wheeze, don’t roar, don’t run, don’t climb, don’t squeal, don’t00:25:21
scream, don’t tumble, don’t swear not00:25:23
sincerely almost fight not bite and00:25:24
most importantly darlings don’t00:25:26
dirty anything anyone who dares to disturb the00:25:30
order in my perfectly clean house will00:25:34
face the most serious consequences and what will00:25:39
you do for tickling to death with a00:25:41
dust broom understood it will have to be00:25:47
served at exactly seven o’clock and after an00:25:49
entertainment program awaits you00:26:01
okay00:26:11
[music]00:26:41
[music]00:27:02
nice to meet you David very00:27:08
nice david david night on sand00:27:21
that's another matter wow a real00:27:47
rarity00:27:51
[music]00:27:54
dinner in 15 minutes we'll see you soon and00:28:14
fatty why did you eat too00:28:19
many pies here and it was delicious my00:28:23
name is babe they are fat if that means00:28:28
fractions00:28:32
[music]00:28:35
rarity antique interior00:28:55
go gold big teeth photos00:29:02
randy thank you do you even know who you00:29:11
are talking to00:29:12
I am babe with more I am idiots like00:29:15
you for your braids so that different tastes don’t00:29:17
interfere until and I'm Oliver Ginger field00:29:20
invincible fighting power let00:29:22
's see if you like this00:29:24
like you're the same Robbie fat more00:29:32
I'm knocking off your freckles no one00:29:38
touch my miss legs come here00:29:49
[music]00:29:54
I lost the00:29:59
hipster00:30:04
[music]00:30:10
subscribers are just crazy will do hashtag00:30:13
stupid barbie00:30:26
well no damn I'm quiet guy take it easy let's make00:30:52
friends and make friends we just don't touch the hair don't touch what00:30:56
happened to another00:31:01
quiet minute about the sufferer00:31:05
she's on the street okay take me for a ride00:31:12
to keep you company00:31:31
I'm David very nice well what's your name00:31:41
shy cool00:31:45
[music] there are00:31:47
almost no petals left00:32:01
hold00:32:04
[music]00:32:13
I won’t embarrass you anymore I’ll be00:32:18
glad to talk00:32:22
[music]00:32:25
molly molly boobs00:32:31
beautiful name00:32:33
just see you later00:32:38
see you00:32:55
she’s so beautiful I liked him too00:33:02
just don’t tell him until lunch00:33:11
oem nature is calling say00:33:22
goodbye to with your toys bore00:33:27
delete what do you want you want yes you00:33:34
want a double chocolate surprise come on00:33:45
[music]00:33:50
my hand00:33:55
my character you heard about the rules of00:34:18
decency who will pay for this00:34:22
ruler selfish little rats and00:34:26
collect immediately or you will be left without00:34:29
dinner yourself away away away came00:34:49
how much dust is here not either the maid was00:34:53
waiting00:35:03
how nice it is to see you again the00:35:06
couple introduce themselves my name is Henry00:35:10
welcome to our humble little world00:35:13
I hope you will be satisfied with your00:35:15
stay here I00:35:16
hasten to warn you that in this dimension you00:35:19
can experience confusion, excitement and even00:35:22
death so be on your guard00:35:25
if you want to survive what is this place and00:35:30
where it came from I apologize one of our00:35:37
swamp monsters spoiled the air00:35:39
such and such digestive problems as00:35:42
for your first question you are in the00:35:45
world of monsters in a secret dimension where00:35:49
humanity banished us00:35:51
once we were a powerful force we were00:35:53
feared and hated at least 100:35:57
destructive step has changed beyond00:36:00
recognition00:36:03
our leader brought us here to protect00:36:06
us from those who want to destroy us since00:36:10
then we have been staying in Kiev00:36:13
I love crocheting and playing croquet00:36:17
calms my nerves tell me darling00:36:20
could you give me your phone number you are a00:36:23
designer incredible00:36:25
gloomy but powerful minimalistic but00:36:29
organic delight but rather00:36:32
meaningless conversations we came here00:36:36
forged, start I will order however00:36:40
we will not put anything off the00:36:49
entire00:36:50
contract is on paper conservatively00:36:53
it is in Latin I don’t have time to00:36:57
read it tell us everything briefly the00:36:59
standard contract which lists00:37:02
all our conditions you00:37:05
give us your signatures your descendant and00:37:06
agree to the subsequent capture of 600:37:09
souls by our professional monsters,00:37:11
we undertake to do the job00:37:14
efficiently and most importantly, quietly and00:37:19
perfectly get rid of the children and your souls,00:37:23
no one will know this is the main thing sold I00:37:25
agree keep it yes yes yes00:37:33
and he is handsome what a wonderful world00:37:38
you would make stunning00:37:40
exclusive sweater especially when paired00:37:42
with a now fashionable black dress00:37:45
knives00:37:51
great keep it up and now ladies and00:38:01
gentlemen I present to you gave the master00:38:08
I present to you the master00:38:13
[music]00:38:15
greet the master00:38:25
this is00:38:28
and I’m very glad to see you00:38:36
welcome to my humble abode you are00:38:40
parents who want to get rid of00:38:42
their children, amazing business, have00:38:48
business00:38:52
experience, let's get started if the other monsters can't00:39:00
cope with the task, I'm a master, I'll personally00:39:08
intervene and figure it out completely if you00:39:13
can figure it out yourself, why do00:39:16
n't you do it right away? Our 700:39:18
monsters are now on a probationary period until they are00:39:22
prepared yet not finished but if they00:39:26
pass this test they will become00:39:30
full-fledged monsters with a full garden with a00:39:33
package of dental support00:39:35
pension paid maternity leave and00:39:38
everyone is happy yes right then it’s time to00:39:42
start our show don’t post00:39:49
how delicious it is my cook cooks worse than what a00:39:56
cook will do when I grow up I earn a00:39:57
Michelin star split hairs and yes, even daddy’s00:40:00
plate is exactly what’s perfect and00:40:04
who are you going to become a neurosurgeon of course I00:40:09
’ll be a supermodel00:40:10
soon all existing titles will be00:40:12
mine so modeling is a00:40:14
natural choice daddy will give me the00:40:17
perfect body for coming of age00:40:18
what about holiday packaging on a00:40:21
plastic surgeon00:40:22
is better in his own way give birth to you should00:40:24
dial why I like myself big00:40:29
round like the biggest profiterole that00:40:34
they will take it apart into memes from me00:40:39
dog Sasha 1151 15 5 uk easier00:40:47
for the nerds novel what is a strange girl00:40:54
a year even understanding that we see you00:40:56
if you can’t see us doesn’t mean something00:40:59
disappeared then fendi00:41:01
tell me what is the most expensive thing your00:41:03
father bought you I don’t know dad gave a lot of00:41:08
expensive gifts probably a dress worth 26,00000:41:12
and diamonds dad said it costs00:41:15
more than 10 people to earn in a00:41:17
lifetime don’t cry and I call you by name dad00:41:25
bought me the most big lot outside of life at00:41:28
home 40 bathrooms I throw00:41:31
crazy parties guests converge00:41:33
otherwise everything yes yes I wonder what is the point of a00:41:35
virtual home such nonsense I have00:41:38
never heard before illiterate I understand I can00:41:44
read comics inscriptions on T-shirts00:41:47
I can read clearly pass the turkey00:42:02
while it's hot thank you for what for00:42:09
saving me then below her predators please00:42:19
and this is all a00:42:27
nasty bug this is disgusting and as you00:42:30
said the bug a deadly weapon one00:42:34
bite will make you die in terrible agony00:42:39
the police the last of its kind and unit00:42:44
disappeared after the fall of an asteroid a tragedy of00:42:47
incredible proportions00:42:51
it flew by earth to lay00:42:54
eggs and resurrect your endangered species00:42:57
before they disappear forever00:43:02
[music]00:43:11
yes, I don’t care about the00:43:14
reproductive problems of some beetle00:43:16
you promised us horrors show us horror alone00:43:20
and HIV please go00:43:21
to the place on Mr. Viola and drink a little00:43:24
patience you you will soon see for yourself,00:43:29
first you see how the00:43:33
sharp claws of the danchip grow and then with two00:43:36
hundred needle-sharp teeth it00:43:40
will dig into your skin and the eggs the eggs00:43:44
float a viscous liquid and it will splash00:43:48
into your blood and the eggs will begin to grow00:43:53
and develop and grow and then they will burst00:43:59
along with your body and mane, Mr.00:44:03
Night, it’s unlikely to maintain self-control00:44:26
wells00:44:45
what are you talking about00:45:05
yeah00:45:07
in the sailor’s name00:45:11
what kind of lobster is it amazing and Welsh00:45:16
and sleeping in the appstore very rare they are00:45:19
difficult to get you liked your cake00:45:22
so juicy it00:45:23
will be necessary ask mom to buy them00:45:25
thank you it seems your plan failed isn’t it the00:45:46
end of your explosive cosma00:45:50
shrimp I saw the call reinforce00:45:55
now we have no time00:46:00
my insatiable son my woman quickly00:46:03
dealt with your monster I hope00:46:06
the next wounds you will choose a more00:46:10
suitable victim for the bug of course I agree there00:46:14
was a small cut that there's nothing to do00:46:16
but the evening is just beginning00:46:20
I promise today only madness and chaos await you00:46:24
master you can say that lemon balm00:46:27
was but a snack the next time you00:46:33
send a monster to the boys00:46:35
first make sure it's00:46:37
big enough so that this fat guy doesn't eat it00:46:41
I heard your advice trust me00:46:46
relax and enjoy, we00:46:50
'll have fun today, I've never seen00:47:01
so many calories in one place,00:47:08
you can torment so much your own theme words00:47:12
silicone princesses,00:47:14
this woman is perfect when the00:47:19
main course is served, but without you you won't00:47:23
get bored,00:47:25
well, kids, a big surprise awaits you,00:47:28
and in that case, I don't care wait dad bought00:47:36
me a pony of all colors candy surprise I00:47:39
can't tell you otherwise I'll ruin everything00:47:42
fedex then everyone is free00:47:51
no no I'll take it I'll take00:47:52
it cute little cat in00:48:04
bow ties you have thousands of new00:48:08
lunch subscribers no surprise miss00:48:14
corridor miss lunch00:48:20
perfect hello successful penetration00:48:37
[ music]00:48:41
search for organic compounds00:48:48
[music]00:48:58
destruction of communications00:49:04
yes, why is everything like this I watched a stupid00:49:14
series of eight dozen, which is very00:49:15
ironic and the connection was cut off at the most00:49:17
interesting place00:49:18
guys, I’m scared how to understand what’s wrong00:49:22
with my makeup if you can’t see it and don’t00:49:24
turn around sweet candy they are afraid it’s00:49:30
only worth fear don’t agree babel if I00:49:32
were you I would be afraid of heart disease00:49:34
and type 2 diabetes00:49:36
powerfully you are starting to like barbie if00:49:38
people were already all right we will manage00:49:42
the main thing is to stick together friendship is the strongest00:49:44
ending we need to00:49:46
separate david and00:49:48
[music]00:49:51
silent00:49:52
Candy and Oliver will light the candles and go00:49:54
look for the butler, and the avatar and I will look for the00:49:57
electrical panel for the class00:49:58
about 3 1 2 3 forward00:50:05
mission accomplished00:50:09
tube Roger's life began in one of the00:50:13
mysterious corridors of the underground scientific00:50:16
laboratory he was the most ordinary00:50:18
coffee machine, soon we found a more00:50:29
advanced replacement00:50:32
[music]00:50:36
and all that would remain was to rust, tired and00:50:40
useless to anyone, forgotten, he stood there until00:50:43
1 frantic night00:50:50
that00:51:16
[music]00:51:30
then a terrifying00:51:34
robot filled with rage was born, a pathetic pile of00:51:38
old scrap metal00:51:39
that he can don’t worry, you00:51:43
haven’t seen anything yet and jeeves the butler where is he00:51:50
doesn’t understand how the electricity could00:51:53
disappear,00:51:54
it’s like everywhere, yes, did you go to school at all,00:51:59
how many fingers am I showing00:52:03
incorrectly, of course, beauty school,00:52:06
but I changed many different schools,00:52:16
strange, what are you talking about, why did your parents00:52:19
send you here, Cecilia didn’t00:52:22
say anything, she just ordered you to sit down into00:52:24
the car and your dad told you that I’m going to00:52:28
look for new friends, I don’t have any, I’m00:52:35
your friend, I have00:52:44
some strange feeling, I have a strange feeling00:52:48
too, but I’m suspicious of everything,00:52:52
it’s probably all nonsense,00:53:00
everything is much simpler, I understand you, but it’s00:53:05
still better stick together and keep your eyes open,00:53:09
suddenly you're right on your hands,00:53:19
great shield, let's see a little bit, so if I00:53:35
how many steps it wasn't here before,00:53:46
so that's what the surprise00:53:49
the butler was talking about, I wonder why it's a00:53:53
real antique, let's see, my God, my00:54:04
guys, come here, it's creating pipes,00:54:08
buy that ordinary one coffee for him everywhere00:54:14
these are flippers he knows how to make a latte about a00:54:17
cake00:54:19
this is not some ordinary coffee a lovely00:54:21
triple chocolate skim milk00:54:23
prepared by a working machine from the00:54:25
fifties okay junior00:54:27
you’re not going to drink this the amount of00:54:30
fat is off the charts plus the machine has been00:54:32
standing here for many years it was wake up it’s the same00:54:36
poison the smell is pleasant to look at nothing00:54:40
we'll risk it00:54:41
close so you can call a doctor what can I do00:54:50
I can call my dad00:54:52
she's choking she needs a Heimlich not a00:54:54
plastic surgeon in the lands how to perform00:54:56
this technique00:54:57
if she chokes can I finish it we're00:55:00
all so gullible this is such an00:55:03
obvious joke it scared me funny yes00:55:07
thank you it looked too tempting00:55:10
cherry on top with chocolate chips00:55:13
perfect it's milk chocolate most00:55:16
likely dark I like00:55:19
milk chocolate better but death Philip is old how00:55:24
cool death vape old where did it go00:55:36
what and the cup where you will know how to00:55:40
forget about outdated technology00:55:46
[applause]00:55:47
that's another matter master children00:55:53
your time has come old Copernicus it00:55:57
turned out like this will also do so girl00:56:05
year barbie blue collar and fat guy00:56:08
I suggest you smash this tin I'll tear you into00:56:15
pieces00:56:17
and you poor Roger I hope now he's00:56:22
brewing his divine k trained in00:56:25
vending machine paradise St. Petersburg what did you want to00:56:28
say to the trash china no I didn’t want to at all00:56:35
after the fight with the robots it would be nice to00:56:37
have a snack thank God00:56:44
something terrible happened here you need to call your face00:56:46
or somewhere else and wipe the floor00:56:59
you feel good00:57:08
[music]00:57:12
sew the tag again to listen to your stories00:57:26
so this time speech and bats,00:57:32
you know, we have a terrible malaise in our palace,00:57:34
this curse is called ok r o00:57:38
k obsessive-compulsive00:57:42
disorder,00:57:44
he was depressed and broken, so he00:57:46
turned to experimental medicine, and so00:57:49
he embarked on the path of self-destruction,00:57:52
certainly not without outside help in the00:57:55
person of someone Dr. Guano Dr. Guano00:58:00
has developed an antique impulsive drug00:58:03
based on proteins obtained from00:58:05
Amazonian winged bats,00:58:11
suffice it to say that everything did00:58:13
not go according to plan and now his disorder00:58:17
is manifesting itself in a more monstrous form, we feel00:58:29
sorry for him, they decided to squeeze00:58:35
a tear out of us, their stupid stories, we are00:58:38
crazy come on, yes, you are not normal, you cannot00:58:43
show sympathy for your subordinates00:58:45
because of stupid emotions, yes, thank you for the00:58:49
invaluable advice Madame Ginger field, I will00:58:52
definitely take it into account no00:58:58
stormy what am I saying our disorder00:59:08
[applause] let's00:59:15
run faster we need to throw a tone stick and00:59:19
if we want to survive with us there is no time00:59:25
damn it in the name of everything sweet and tasty00:59:33
[music]00:59:41
bonjour my delicious nickname next on00:59:48
stage comes the mission of a rich cryptid00:59:51
Bigfoot also known as00:59:54
these if he doesn’t call Yuryev’s luxurious01:00:00
fur coat mine he once had a family wife01:00:04
friends a real home on one01:00:09
fine day of victory he discovered something that01:00:13
changed his life forever01:00:17
[music]01:00:24
candy01:00:28
[music]01:00:35
his love for sweets grew into an01:00:37
addiction of such strength that he had to01:00:39
break these laws and find a job to01:00:43
satisfy his hunger01:00:45
[music]01:00:50
he went to work as a lumberjack and at first everything went01:00:53
well, he slept at night, worked all day01:00:56
long,01:00:57
but when he returned home to his wife, the Messi01:01:11
women, rejected by their race,01:01:14
left the French lands of Canada and01:01:18
came here to build a new life for a family,01:01:22
okay, okay, another sob story,01:01:25
forgive me for the lack of pity for01:01:27
this understandable wool button, but is it possible01:01:28
somehow speed up in the literal sense01:01:30
are you really holding up mago you are in a01:01:32
hurry somewhere he is mocking Bigfoot01:01:42
there is no noname01:01:44
I am completely ordinary01:02:00
butrather01:02:03
[music]01:02:16
what are you kids I have q asanas01:02:20
pancakes and sweets what away from the grandfather of01:02:25
the monster you have huge an ax,01:02:28
where am I without it, our food is stronger than our01:02:31
spirit and can only be cut with an axe,01:02:34
where is a lumberjack without your axe,01:02:38
you want to enjoy a treat together,01:02:41
let's kids, what do you need, I want to01:02:45
talk, you said you have food, everything is01:02:49
up at the mass, let's go let's talk, everything is at01:02:51
home in Canada after all this, I can01:02:55
no longer be fooled,01:02:59
well, all I can do is keep01:03:03
knocking, why not use an ax and01:03:07
you stupid monkey01:03:10
no no, stay quiet, don’t provoke him, what01:03:15
are these bays, what kind of01:03:34
horror is going on, what if this is all a01:03:39
dream, maybe this house is cursed and are we01:03:44
somehow- then we invaded his01:03:45
territory, isn’t it clear our parents01:03:50
decided to get rid of us,01:03:51
she’s alive, and01:03:55
that huge robot monster with the phone was incinerated01:03:58
for what, what did we do, this can’t01:04:03
happen, and how can a01:04:05
cat talking,01:04:08
sorry for interrupting your frank01:04:11
conversation, but I have bad news too, is01:04:15
there coffee home and I can speak and01:04:20
and I’m sorry to tell you about this but01:04:22
about your parents you are right the thing is that01:04:25
you should not01:04:28
return from here no I don’t believe why this is01:04:32
matisse a good man a wonderful01:04:34
man your father is the head of the underworld01:04:40
it he's tired of being correct you're a01:04:45
disgrace to him not a good name I01:04:50
shouldn't have here01:04:51
daddy adores me I'm his best work at01:04:55
least you can imagine the sepulci msu him he01:04:58
had to pay to please you of01:05:01
course he may be proud of his01:05:04
little doll01:05:05
but he's prouder of his money01:05:18
it hurts to hear the truth, but how painful it is for01:05:23
the rest of us, this also applies to manchez,01:05:26
a bunch of spoiled kids, minutes for them,01:05:28
you are a waste of money,01:05:30
dead weight, and that you are here to01:05:35
wet it, it won’t be01:05:40
limited to which of these little01:05:44
pests to kill first, a difficult choice,01:05:53
our fifth01:05:55
antagonist the result of a love affair between a01:05:58
Japanese demon cat and an ordinary01:06:03
American cat, and during one01:06:07
of his night walks the cat came across a01:06:10
beautiful demoness who arrived from01:06:12
Japan,01:06:18
it was love at first sight from the01:06:21
union behind a trash can, a01:06:24
daisy demon cat was born, I think you01:06:28
will agree that the result turned out to be01:06:30
very unusual01:06:52
[music]01:07:03
there you go roe deer01:07:06
hello wins you're doing a great job without01:07:10
thank you reward me for this with a kiss oh01:07:17
dream stupid these but I've always01:07:20
liked cats meow what an abomination01:07:29
if you don't mind I have things to do01:07:36
idiotic mediocre these01:07:59
let's go in01:08:03
like this with chips that in the end,01:08:14
disgusting hairy stinking01:08:17
dirty monsters are all like a selection01:08:33
[music]01:08:36
so let’s01:08:39
go quickly01:08:52
he’s not that it’s01:09:06
surprising but once this girl was a01:09:08
beauty and a very popular singer in the01:09:14
heart of the fishermen did not know happiness and01:09:17
everyone was bored with the repertoire and the audience didn’t like her01:09:20
spared you needed new songs by Kanchi and she01:09:25
found them in the most unfortunate place and in01:09:29
form and performance was a huge success01:09:33
until the pretty face was overgrown with01:09:36
close tentacles01:09:41
[music]01:09:44
unpleasant and irreversible effects of the ancient01:09:47
spell that she unknowingly sang01:09:53
tragedy darling tragedy even for me this is01:09:56
already you can’t fix how narrow-minded you are,01:10:00
you think that the face is the main thing, I would01:10:05
n’t trade such a body for this mountain of skunks01:10:08
that you are working on today,01:10:12
look charmingly into my eyes and fall into the01:10:16
endless pounding bizu01:10:19
then you will be ready01:10:23
cause you01:10:58
[music]01:11:09
what are you worth let's not run from here it's impossible01:11:12
that you have I saw01:11:15
terrible things from here there's no way out what01:11:19
about Candy who the hell is this01:11:22
girl oh yes barbie barbie what a chris01:11:30
where did you get it01:11:33
give it back to you immediately for such an01:11:39
ugly person like you they won't help a beautiful01:11:41
decoration or rather it doesn't belong to you on01:11:44
my neck, bring it back with such a01:11:47
necklace, I will win in any competition,01:11:56
and uncle, move away from her no no, don’t contradict01:12:03
the woman with the tentacles miss duck01:12:16
[applause]01:12:41
[music]01:12:49
poor thing, a01:12:50
nightmare of foie gras with candy flavor, wow,01:13:08
congratulations, I admit, I feel01:13:13
incredibly relieved right now liposuction01:13:17
for the soul is01:13:20
definitely a scoundrel what do you say I'm a master01:13:24
witch and Bigfoot passed the test01:13:27
or or yeti in question01:13:32
bada questions let's go the doors just quietly01:13:37
okay moths will bring01:13:53
[music]01:13:57
heiko step it's time to take a shower01:14:03
[music]01:14:10
I hate cats01:14:11
let's go01:14:20
[music]01:14:36
Mr. beet chile01:14:38
when -he was a famous scientist with the help of01:14:42
genetic engineering,01:14:43
he sought to create unique varieties of01:14:46
fruits and vegetables01:14:47
that children would like, his01:14:52
experiments were not successful and he received a01:14:54
visa and he went to extreme measures;01:15:01
he decided to transplant a copy of his01:15:04
face to help in our case on beets it01:15:09
turned out that the result would be more01:15:12
successful, but he had never been so01:15:16
mistaken01:15:27
beets,01:15:31
you know why they called me that01:15:35
because you are beets, not because I’m a real01:15:48
person and I, too, you and I would become friends, why should01:15:55
we fight?01:16:01
good old seriously dirty puppy I'll show01:16:24
you how to scatter crumbs everywhere01:16:29
[laughter]01:16:36
suffer aren't vegetables good for01:16:40
your health01:16:47
[music]01:16:50
it hurts yes enough please please I01:17:05
just wanted to make friends right from the01:17:09
seeds01:17:12
nothing nothing yes how so yes01:17:22
[laughter]01:17:26
one moment okay lady to take a little01:17:29
break, you know who you are, an ordinary01:17:41
brainless thug, poor boy, come to01:17:49
me, let me hug01:17:54
you, we are alike in many ways, and women01:17:59
act tough and viciously, but the heart is01:18:02
kind inside, I have never kissed01:18:05
me, they didn’t like me at school, you know what01:18:14
our affairs are like guys, the woman and I were just joking,01:18:19
really, the woman is not01:18:27
[music]01:18:43
go ahead after him where is he not in Lubbock01:19:10
but he01:19:13
sent 2 people to the moon faster01:19:27
[music]01:19:31
so now let’s look for something to01:19:34
defend ourselves according to we’ll see01:19:47
the butler will be upset scattered01:20:02
you’re thinking about the same thing I look like01:20:23
crispy chips are01:20:45
behind me, come on,01:21:16
yummy,01:21:20
he was walking, yummy, don’t you dare touch01:21:29
my chips01:21:37
yum yum,01:21:52
sweet or nasty01:21:55
[applause]01:22:03
bangs choke, give in, choke, give01:22:08
in, give in just a stone from the soul01:22:19
and01:22:23
to excellent genius our recruits have01:22:28
finally taken everything into their own hands01:22:30
looks promising and we can even01:22:33
say let’s not say anything Heinrich are01:22:37
you ready for the01:22:38
final act yes it’s time to01:22:47
put an end to this unbearable sweet01:22:49
couple that it would be in a trap what to01:22:59
do now looks like a spell01:23:02
it means this is the work of the octopuses you will have to01:23:05
deal with it01:23:06
yes you are right everything is correct but how to somehow01:23:09
reflect the spell reflect the mirror of course yes we need to01:23:15
really piss her off so that she01:23:17
will try to bewitch us like candy but01:23:19
with the help of the mirror we will direct01:23:21
the spells back to the veins amazing yes I am a01:23:25
genius01:23:35
octopus head01:23:37
where did you get so many tentacles can you01:23:53
bewitch me better01:23:56
[music]01:24:03
molly molly wake up molly molly molly01:24:11
it's me molly wake up molly molly01:24:18
I had a strange dream I just01:24:22
imagine we need to run away01:24:26
as soon as possible01:24:35
[music]01:24:38
[applause]01:24:46
just check the01:24:49
village01:24:51
[music]01:24:58
no where do you tell your parents that01:25:07
the deposit is non-refundable01:25:25
[music]01:25:36
cool car01:25:38
[laughter]01:25:41
[music]01:25:53
they're on our tail01:25:55
[music]01:25:58
kids guess what we're having for01:26:02
breakfast we'll still look ahead01:26:09
[music]01:26:10
and I01:26:31
don't move01:26:34
[music]01:27:05
after this even I've worked up an01:27:08
appetite we're sitting around eating ice cream01:27:11
[music] ]01:27:15
I don’t mind we need to correct the situation01:27:22
my friend and quickly otherwise you will regret that you01:27:25
contacted domain knight you01:27:27
will regret that you met me I01:27:30
explain clearly yes oh yes of course I remember I01:27:37
promised to enslave x6 souls to our01:27:42
wonderful evening unfortunately came to01:27:44
an end I have to hold back my word01:27:49
and01:27:55
we are01:27:56
now I will nail it now01:28:06
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and for thousands of years I hid in the shadows humiliated01:28:17
and weak in stature I was forced to watch from the sidelines01:28:21
as anger consumes the01:28:24
hearts of people find six souls that01:28:27
the world will not miss, also done bye01:28:33
bye01:28:38
we're always lucky01:28:50
[music]01:28:58
our parents are terrible people01:29:03
but you're good somewhere this is01:29:10
40 [ __ ] could be worse01:29:16
[music]01:29:29
ladies and gentlemen01:29:31
I hasten to inform you that the time has come for change01:29:36
humanity can no longer cope01:29:38
alone with the01:29:40
supernatural and the couple will reunite01:29:43
with the natural a new01:29:46
government has come just call me01:29:51
Master Yoda yes I saw Margery boredom01:30:11
that it01:30:22
all started also01:30:28
[laughter]01:30:39
director Sultan Said Alder Mag01:30:43
scriptwriter Sarah Dele producer Larry Brewster01:30:48
voiced by mobile television company01:30:50
commissioned by Till agency Russian01:30:52
reportage01:30:56
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yes01:34:16
there was01:34:19
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and01:36:03
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