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[applause]

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[music]

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KVN

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Premier League on Channel One this is how we

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start watch So

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teams

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fans

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[music]

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jury

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game Hello everyone an unprecedentedly large number of

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teams started 200 in the season of the

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open Moscow KVN Premier League from

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2 contenders for the championship title,

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only 10 teams reached the semi-finals; for

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them, this is already a great achievement. But then

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only two teams from each semi-final will advance.

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We will find out who these lucky winners will be in the second

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semi-final, in which five KVS

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teams participate; the scheme of the season and the scheme of the

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labyrinths of our competitions are

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ready to rush towards the cherished goal the following KVN players from the

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KVN team Botanical Garden Khabarovsk

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Territory KVN team gurans Chita

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State

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University team Twenty-Fifth

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Voronets team from Armavir Accomplices

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[music]

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and the KN team representing the Moscow

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State University of Economics,

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Statistics and Informatics of all

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Hills I will now introduce another group of direct

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participants in our game to you

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outwardly they are no

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different from ordinary fans But

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if you look closely,

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you can see

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VN behind their shoulders and in their hands the fate of those standing on this

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stage Aleksey chev is not golden

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youth Andrey Burkovsky team

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maximum city of

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Tomsk Dmitry Shpenkov ordinary people

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Moscow Maria

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Kra was such a team Burnt by

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the Sun and once upon a time Mikhail Galustyan played in it

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Well, luck is present quite invisibly in our

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hall. Smile at her and

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she will definitely answer you with a wide

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smile; good luck to you friends.

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Thank you, literally a couple of phrases separate us

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from the beginning of the game and Let these f

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[music]

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musical

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greetings in KVN, a greeting is

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natural, not only a rule of good

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manners First of all, this is a competition that does not

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contain any special rules, there is

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only one condition, it must be

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funny, I think that these conditions are

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quite comfortable for the performance of the

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KVN team guran

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Chita

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in the city of summer, which means passions

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only run high once just once only once The

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gardens bloom in our souls meet love

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My meet beautiful meet rather not

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zealously

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[applause]

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[music]

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come on

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Well, I would like to start not as the

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Russian national football team But according to tradition with a

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romantic

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date Oh my God Darling it’s so great We

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with you together on a

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boat I'm your neighbor from below, you're

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flooding me Oh, forgive me love

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[music]

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romance I'll be transported to the subway Here the

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youth have gone completely insolent You

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look at him died in

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[music]

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subway romantic date part

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two dear today it's been a month since we've

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been dating and I I give you this brick

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Let it lay the foundation of our relationship

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Well, I want to give myself this Blank

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sheet of paper on which we will write the

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story of our love, what are you straining with money

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at all

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[music]

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naked our team dances very often,

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but all our dances carry a deep

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meaning So the latest

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event in Russia through the eyes of the KVN team

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gurans Well done Zenit made it Russian

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hockey went up on gasoline The sun is equal

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[music]

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the price is going up friends Well now Imagine a

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warm Moscow night the metro is no longer

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running but the mood is still good Well Nata we

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’ll come to us now Well I don’t I know

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Let's go Natasha Let's go home And Marina

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can still take a walk of course now we

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'll go to bed Well, it's already late I called a taxi

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Well, okay, you stay Marie ate with us, well, there are

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two of us Well, Kolya, Kolya,

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Act, Act, Kolya, Why are

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you standing there, Go home,

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Go home, what are you saying to people? you're in the way,

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let's go home, go home, or

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else you're standing there, smiling.

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Go home, let's go home with

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your friend, go home and give me my jacket, and

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here Natasha,

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wait, my jacket,

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what are you going to write?

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me who Yes,

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my, what are you being stupid and I’m with Natasha, you’re after

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Marina

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[music]

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[applause]

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ran

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friends, you know, we’ve been here for the third time and

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noticed that there are very few domestic cars on the streets of Moscow.

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Therefore,

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our Chitinsky Lefty

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made this one as a gift a small

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Volga car model and let it be no bigger than a

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grain of rice, but it also eats 15 liters

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per 100 km

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Rav And we were brought together by

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fate in Moscow, this is what people call love, we will

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sing to you 3,000 words love love Timon

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Come on

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love

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[applause]

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[music] [applause]

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love A real man must do

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three things in his life plant a tree

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build a house and raise a son on stage

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real men nuno in any case

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on the ODT Botanical Garden

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Khabarovsk

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[applause]

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quiet quiet quiet quiet

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hold on Wow

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Wow,

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blinked at

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me what’s your name Sveta

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and

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you Katya No offense

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Sveta Katya you understand that Sveta is already

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waiting for our separation from you And damn I’m like

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Kovalchuk Tony I’m not alone And here there are

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two at once Well let’s not get straight to the point

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donn a ring as a

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souvenir

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copper Don’t be shy a vice on a file and a

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piece of my soul What no Yes, no, well,

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think, think, think, well, think

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quickly, because SRO old age is just around

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the corner and the reality is in front of you, a fool, a

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fool,

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a fool She

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looks

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and

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my help me Well, say that I’m your

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friend, I’ll thank you don

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din

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donn what is this we decide everything for them.

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Let them think for themselves. I’m talking about

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eat. It won’t work out. I came out with what I wanted.

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Thank you for

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holding me. I could live in

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Khabarovsk. Friends didn’t meet in vain

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[applause]

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they met, well, let’s start with

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greetings, look at an ordinary day on

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Red

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Square

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[music]

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[applause]

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Come on

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Bravo oh woe oh woe Yes What a woe

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Girl can you have a bottle of

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vodka who do you want to deceive Come on, get out

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of here quickly,

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you are

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watching the case at

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[music]

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[applause]

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at the intersection

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and now you are watching the meeting with Dmitry

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Anatolyevich Medvedev Dmitry

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Anatolyevich Tell me, can I ask a question not to

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the point Of course, tell me, what

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kind of sport did you do? Well, I don’t know what

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was needed. Well, yes, as you understand.

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Lately it’s been customary for us to do

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tennis, floor uphill, alpine skiing, judo,

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we were promoting. Well, maybe I

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did hockey, you know, back in the spring

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we could just dream about it, but

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everything worked out on its own there.

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Maybe you were involved in football.

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Listen, maybe you were involved. But

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where in St. Petersburg is not in St. Petersburg everything is fine with

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football, let’s let you play

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football in

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Yaroslavl and

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Voronezh like this. So let’s write Voronezh

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Yaroslav Listen or maybe you also

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design cars, listen Well, if it’s necessary for business,

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then write that it’s necessary to design a constant,

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but the roads weren’t repaired, but they

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were repaired, they were repaired. Yes, the roads are

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cars. Listen, maybe I played in KVN and

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everything is fine there and I’d like to

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believe that it will be so dear

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friends, the Botanical Garden is glad to perform for you

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And now the final song and KVN

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unites the whole world Chito Voronezh and

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Armovir

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Moscow many more different teams And my

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favorite and ponichu ski garden hey

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Botanical Garden

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uuuu Botanical Garden hey hey Botanical

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Garden

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uuuuu

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[music]

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many teams from Voronezh tried to

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break into the Premier League, as many as 24

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Voronezh military teams died

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storming the bastions of humor and only one

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twenty-fifth was lucky twenty-fifth

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Voronezh

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[music]

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Good evening today all the teams want

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their dream to come true And we want to

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make Mikhail Galustyan’s dream come true Mikhail

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we found out that in your youth you had a

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favorite song Smoke of menthol cigarettes by the

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Nancy group that’s so well Mikhail is

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here today Especially for you the NC group

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welcomes menthol cigarettes

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[applause]

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[music]

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Good evening everyone

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Mikhail,

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hello before You wanted to get

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our autograph Now we are a gift to you,

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our CD Thank you

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[music]

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[applause]

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Gru our driver with his

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friend Anya Who knows what Nancy’s group looks like now,

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and it’s a pleasure for the man to

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go Women’s taxi Hello Hello,

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they called the women’s taxi Yes, laugh or

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go

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somewhere to

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laugh Well then, she’s just about to get out

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parking

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[music]

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now and sometimes there are situations like this,

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mom returns home from a banquet at

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work Anya An are you sleeping yes An and

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you

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have a boy mom then Okay Oh An And

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you have money for another 50 rubles Thank you

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Good

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night Good

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night oh Ribina

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curly I'm a pumpkin field

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Mom I want to sleep Well sleep sleep oh An Do you

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remember when you were a child your hamster

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died and we told you that he ran away

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I remember

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An Aunt Valta's father-in-law

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ran away

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An at our work the accountant

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sells a baby stroller, we don't need it no

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need

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Anh, when will you give me grandchildren,

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Alla

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Dmitrievna If you don’t stop coming to us every day, you will

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never

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[applause] [music]

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they just said backstage that we have a

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women’s team, it’s true. Are you sure? Stas, we are a

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men’s

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team who Alexander Vasilyevich told you such nonsense

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Alexander

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Vasilyevich And if he told you I’ll

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jump from the tenth floor, you would jump Yul, everyone

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here would

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jump

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[applause]

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everything in our lives changes The only thing

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that remains unchanged is the Student

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Spring

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Welcome to our glorious faculty,

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everyone

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is learning, everyone is both you and I are studying, and now

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we will show you what

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a physicist lives by, come on, viewer

00:19:46

[music]

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[applause]

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Look, I will live After all, I know how to be

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loved and I want to love so much, it’s impossible to

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forget everything, it’s impossible to forgive everything, but I’m

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alive I I will

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[music]

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live there is no corruption in our

00:20:18

faculty in synchro buffoonery we

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noticed this in the French side on an

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alien planet we have to study

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biology at the university You tell me you say what

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you need What you need

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leave early I’m a soldier a premature

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baby

00:20:53

Cool And now the winner’s dance

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Student spring concert goal winner

00:21:02

Meet Crazy

00:21:10

[applause]

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Girls How beautiful

00:21:27

God

00:21:34

[music]

00:21:38

Well, what was this powerful final

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block for? By the way, I don’t share your

00:21:44

Irony now. I hope the jury will appreciate it,

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but for those who don’t understand,

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I’d like to say that we have at the institute they do

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n’t give DVD players for any reason

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Thank you It’s

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really

00:22:08

light for us And what do we think it’s over

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in the finals? According to the results of the first

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semi-final, there were already two teams:

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Triod idiot Smolensk and Poligraf

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polygraphych from Omsk, perhaps the

00:22:25

next team will be added to them

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Accomplices

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Armavir semi-final time

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[music]

00:22:45

surprise across the field a

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cow runs across the Russian

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soul And behind her the bull

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runs years of heeds

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and souls a

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beautiful impulse of the age-old distance And we go on

00:23:07

stage and tell everyone we are starting

00:23:14

kv

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Excuse me 1 2T we are starting

00:23:23

kv So let's start in the old way

00:23:27

Wonderful

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Valley Valley Valley eternal dreams

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plants

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flowers KVN team Accomplices city of

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Armovir

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Lord, how embarrassing

00:23:44

Oh well, what are you And what if we are

00:23:49

now performing at a relaxed stage until the village has not been

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seen

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at all

00:24:00

Because before the game Alexander Vasilyevich came up

00:24:02

and said, boys Okhlamon,

00:24:05

fight as a united movement, aggression and

00:24:11

left, we are standing like that we don’t know what to do

00:24:16

and then we put the first letters of the words together and it

00:24:19

turned out

00:24:21

Victory Estimate

00:24:24

Victory is true through and

00:24:29

well through us and through and Victory

00:24:31

will arrange yesterday Lushkov called, says

00:24:34

guys Well done, he’s clearly making progress,

00:24:37

if I can help with registration in

00:24:39

Moscow, my aunt works there at the passport office

00:24:49

and why are you laughing Today you are

00:24:53

native Muscovites tomorrow

00:24:57

we Well, let’s not delay and as

00:24:59

they say now in Georgia Let’s

00:25:01

[music]

00:25:07

go Hello [ __ ] Daddy is back in

00:25:15

Moscow on my family coat of arms

00:25:17

there is a stallion and an Eagle Owl Oh how many

00:25:21

cuties I came across on this question Why

00:25:25

Owl A Now imagine your wife

00:25:28

returning late

00:25:31

[music]

00:25:36

at night So I didn’t understand that you’re sleeping, your wife

00:25:40

means she’s been hanging around in the middle of nowhere all night,

00:25:42

he’s sleeping and you don’t wonder where I got this mink

00:25:46

coat from a simple librarian And my boyfriend

00:25:49

gave it to me And now we’re with him in the sauna were

00:25:51

that the fool ate, I killed a man So

00:25:57

put the Moscow Kremlin in one of

00:26:01

the offices Aram Mushi Kovich finished the game I

00:26:06

mean, Well, this is your year of family This is

00:26:08

your social advertising Put the word Lexus out of your

00:26:11

children and you will get

00:26:13

Lexus all this gave results in Russia is experiencing a

00:26:17

powerful demographic explosion Oh God, do

00:26:20

you know that 10

00:26:22

million illegally registered

00:26:23

Russians live in Yerevan Yerevan themselves are complaining, they came in large numbers

00:26:25

Yerevan is not a rubber gasket

00:26:29

and midwives do not have time to deliver births

00:26:31

Why Because they

00:26:36

give birth themselves And I said there is no need to cancel the gay parade in

00:26:39

Moscow, we would cancel at least somehow we

00:26:41

evened out the situation sorry yes thank you

00:26:46

Nikolai Vladimirovich I have another son born

00:26:49

and you are there

00:26:50

[music]

00:26:53

Don’t bother, Angelica is

00:26:56

just an Owl and that’s all

00:26:59

Meet this Angelica, tonight

00:27:03

I will prove to her that the Rabbit is a lazy

00:27:15

sluggish I’ll be there soon guys come out on

00:27:20

[music]

00:27:24

[applause] [music]

00:27:27

stage Well, our performance has come to an end

00:27:29

stop stop stop To which

00:27:32

end What is the end of the performance is this what

00:27:35

started I What a fool dressed up in vain You

00:27:38

excuse me, I guys turn on the music behind the wheels

00:27:40

and now I’m out because

00:27:41

it’s boiling, I can’t anymore, what did you promise me,

00:27:44

let’s go Vika to Moscow,

00:27:46

they’ll show you on TV and that the

00:27:48

KVN team will also show me five mattresses and a

00:27:57

child,

00:27:59

this sad giraffe, this curly-

00:28:01

haired hippopotamus, this sex car is

00:28:07

stolen, why don’t you keep quiet, the truth hurts your eyes or

00:28:11

maybe you Do you think that behind

00:28:12

the scenes that music

00:28:27

turns on itself,

00:28:29

but that with us the music doesn’t turn on itself

00:28:31

[music]

00:28:35

and in conclusion I would like to

00:28:37

say the sponsor of our team is a large

00:28:40

oil company where are

00:28:43

you where are you a large oil company

00:28:46

sponsor of our team

00:28:49

[applause]

00:28:51

[music]

00:28:57

Thank you

00:28:58

No matter how ancient the city Moscow is,

00:29:00

this city will always remain modern with

00:29:04

its touches To the portrait of the Megapolis I am ready

00:29:06

to show you the teams of the prince of this

00:29:10

[applause]

00:29:14

[music] of the

00:29:17

hills Good evening good evening We are

00:29:21

the team of these hills for the teams playing today

00:29:25

the semi-final is the Moment of truth

00:29:27

there is either you are cool or a

00:29:30

loser or you live outside the Moscow Ring Road or the Moscow Ring Road

00:29:34

lives behind

00:29:35

you or you store films for adults

00:29:38

on drive D in the mathematics folder

00:29:41

or on your

00:29:43

desktop In short, either We get into this

00:29:46

car and it takes us to the finale Or we give

00:29:49

rides to others but Trust me today

00:29:52

we're not going to give anyone a lift, come on

00:29:57

Good evening Premier League Let's

00:30:00

get started The Moscow government has released a

00:30:02

new social

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advertisement I'm a modern woman My life

00:30:07

is a constant movement I don't

00:30:08

stop for a second I'm

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100% confident in myself Don't run down the escalator I

00:30:16

see everything After all, I do this

00:30:20

[music]

00:30:22

[applause]

00:30:24

[music]

00:30:26

worthy happened Well, in general, let's

00:30:29

just go to the

00:30:38

tax office Dmitr Sergeevich Please come in Oh God, he

00:30:42

shot himself, stupid, he

00:30:50

was stabbed to death And we have such a case at

00:30:54

school, you don’t know about

00:30:56

me

00:30:59

TV, you’re writing on your own I’m not around I’m so

00:31:04

sorry I miss you I’m crying I’m not looking forward to meeting you I

00:31:07

think Nekrasov Let’s go to the disco

00:31:10

[ __ ] off you

00:31:12

freak you were there I was stupid in my life The sun is

00:31:16

now not

00:31:18

[music]

00:31:26

cute found in the park on Rublyovka chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick

00:31:39

chick

00:31:41

chick chick chick chick

00:31:50

chick

00:31:55

[applause]

00:31:56

ba

00:31:58

Imagine what happens when mom's

00:32:00

friends all get together in the kitchen

00:32:03

nightmare nightmare young Well, you're just a

00:32:06

nightmare I'm sorry, you know, I saw a

00:32:09

boy, his bangs are so pink

00:32:11

Sorry, he's like a girl, that's normal,

00:32:14

listen, my Lenka is here Well, she's completely

00:32:17

crazy The earring means in her eyebrows in her

00:32:19

nose And the same one in her lip, it's

00:32:28

not her face that's all pulled together like that I'm sorry, but Kurina Yes, it's just a nightmare

00:32:32

Yes Horror, and the Moscow Government The

00:32:35

girls, well, they've gone absolutely crazy,

00:32:37

they've tightened the parking rules, you know,

00:32:40

like cars the tourniquet is generally well about Well,

00:32:43

the mind doesn’t work The mind doesn’t work

00:32:45

at all girls Let’s have a better

00:32:47

drink Let’s have a drink Vladyusha come in

00:32:49

son Show yourself and take the stand from the sideboard

00:32:52

with this apartment we don’t

00:32:54

see him at all Hello mom Maybe you’ve

00:32:57

already had enough of that Stop howling here howling oh

00:33:00

well -ka San, not girls I’m still like that

00:33:03

San, I

00:33:05

insist on the tincture, I insist, oh

00:33:08

Vlad Take it to KVN on the tincture, I

00:33:13

[applause]

00:33:19

insist Listen, well, if I

00:33:22

like Vladna’s team like this Well, if I were

00:33:25

there, I would solve them Paul would have taken the team right away for

00:33:27

the finals Well, if we were there to

00:33:29

decide something. And if, well, suddenly Who will hear Well,

00:33:33

suddenly Well, all sorts of

00:33:38

[music]

00:33:39

[applause]

00:33:43

[music]

00:33:47

[applause]

00:33:50

all sorts of friends friends You know, we

00:33:53

would really like to have children in our the country

00:33:55

received a good

00:33:56

education

00:33:58

were the best in the world Well, or at least

00:34:00

average Well, or at least cars or

00:34:03

something So that an apartment in Moscow doesn’t cost as much as the

00:34:06

Tver region Maybe you’ll say this is

00:34:08

what we’re talking about here all this Well, it

00:34:10

seems like the first channel And suddenly Who

00:34:13

will hear Anything can happen to everyone Thank you

00:34:18

[applause] [music]

00:34:20

[applause]

00:34:26

but well, the etiquette of our game is fully

00:34:29

respected the greeting has been played and now

00:34:32

it’s time for the jury to show

00:34:34

politeness, however, this politeness

00:34:36

will have two conditions, the first It should not

00:34:39

exceed a maximum of five points Well, and the

00:34:42

second teams should appear on

00:34:56

stage

00:34:58

[applause]

00:35:07

scores for the greeting a

00:35:10

young man in a T-shirt is ready to announce to us Andrei

00:35:14

Burkovsky awesome start of the guys right in the

00:35:18

spa Let's applaud him

00:35:23

Yes to the scores Chita 4.8

00:35:32

Armavir

00:35:35

4.9 Khabarovsk

00:35:40

4.9 Moscow and Voronezh thous

00:35:46

points each Well well, the jury bestowed the

00:35:50

full breadth of its kindness on someone, someone

00:35:52

only received a modest handshake, in

00:35:55

any case, we continue the game

00:36:04

warm-up from greetings, we move on to

00:36:07

dialogue, this is exactly the scheme we are

00:36:09

obligated to follow next competition warm-up

00:36:12

the jury will ask questions, but these

00:36:15

wonderful teams will It’s

00:36:16

funny to try to answer them and Dmitry Shpenkov is the first to ask the

00:36:20

question Well,

00:36:23

congratulations to everyone, summer has arrived,

00:36:26

summer has finally

00:36:28

arrived

00:36:29

But in summer there is one inconvenience: there

00:36:32

are interruptions in hot and cold

00:36:33

water, I would like to ask how

00:36:35

things are with hot water in your city and cold

00:36:37

water in

00:36:39

the summer Well, the problem really worries me,

00:36:42

I

00:36:43

understand, please repeat Dmitry So how are

00:36:46

things going in the city with hot

00:36:48

cold water in Armavir There are no problems with

00:36:51

cold water And what did you call the second water?

00:37:00

How are things going in the chat with hot

00:37:02

cold water we only here we understand

00:37:04

how things are going with hot

00:37:06

cold

00:37:07

water,

00:37:09

thank you, how are things going with hot

00:37:12

cold water, it’s normal in Rublyovka they

00:37:14

generally

00:37:19

let in sambuca I hope it’s hot Alexey

00:37:22

chev asks the next question The

00:37:25

semi-final ends today, it’s clear that you’re

00:37:26

working a lot or something How are you will you

00:37:28

take it to Tom if after the game we all

00:37:30

go to the dacha to Alexander

00:37:37

Vasilyevich Well, come on, how will you take it to

00:37:41

Tom if after the game we go to the dacha to

00:37:42

Alexander va sevich Do you have the keys,

00:37:48

how will you take it to Tom if

00:37:51

after the game we go to the dacha to Alexander

00:37:53

No, we agree Of course, only you

00:37:55

immediately say that we need to glass the greenhouse

00:37:56

or dig the garden

00:38:03

again For Armavir How would you treat

00:38:05

Tom if after the game we wave to

00:38:07

Alexander Vasilyevich’s dacha, we’ll take it normally,

00:38:17

let’s go, Mikhail Galustyan asks a question,

00:38:20

yes, it’s a very cool place to sit at this

00:38:24

table, that’s where the jury members sit, it’s

00:38:27

very cool and an honor, tell me what you need to do

00:38:29

to become a member of the

00:38:31

jury, such an unfunny question, I hope there

00:38:34

will be a funny answer. What you need to do

00:38:37

to become a member of the jury, you need to be

00:38:39

bitten by a

00:38:46

jury member, that’s it! Yes, great.

00:38:50

Thank you Andrey

00:38:54

Burkovsky, friends, everyone. know there is a planet

00:38:58

KVN Please tell me, if you

00:39:00

discovered a planet, by whose name would you

00:39:03

name it

00:39:05

and the intellectual question is yes yes yes And you

00:39:11

repeat it If you discovered

00:39:13

a planet, by whose name would you

00:39:15

name it Andrey

00:39:21

Like Thanks and on this wonderful

00:39:26

note, we are finishing the

00:39:29

warm-up Thank you very much

00:39:32

the teams

00:39:38

had a great joke Mikhail Galustyan is ready to announce the

00:39:41

scores for the Second competition scores for the

00:39:45

Second competition

00:39:48

warm-up competition Chita

00:39:53

5.8 Khabarovsk

00:39:56

5.8

00:39:57

[applause]

00:39:59

Voronezh

00:40:04

5.8 Moscow

00:40:10

5.8 Armavir 6

00:40:16

points And the total score If you it won’t

00:40:20

be difficult to pay for two competitions Chita

00:40:26

10.6

00:40:28

Voronezh 10

00:40:31

and 8 Armavir 10

00:40:36

and 9 Moscow 10 and

00:40:42

8 It’s too early to sum up the final results of the game

00:40:46

But now is the time

00:40:48

to listen to the intro of the last

00:40:51

[music]

00:40:54

competition

00:40:56

musical Yes, indeed, friends,

00:40:58

homework can be different,

00:41:00

including musical I’m sure that in any

00:41:03

case it will be funny and the

00:41:06

team of the book Seven Hills will be the first to show their homework

00:41:11

[applause]

00:41:12

[music]

00:41:16

Moscow Good evening again Today we

00:41:19

decided to talk to you about youth Well,

00:41:21

we wanted to know, our youth,

00:41:23

when they get tired of the bustle of the city, go

00:41:26

to dacha So look carefully,

00:41:28

recognize yourself oh Ours have arrived hello hello hello

00:41:33

hello Vladka Hi Timka

00:41:37

Listen, you're in the car Well, let's go to

00:41:39

the store And listen, I already

00:41:42

parked the car and drank beer And in 2 hours he will

00:41:48

arrange such a street racing in his car Well, okay, I personally Tomorrow morning,

00:41:51

who's going fishing with me? What's the

00:41:54

funniest thing is that even I won't go

00:41:58

oh Timka, play the guitar for us Oh yes, I'd

00:42:00

love to play let's play that everyone

00:42:02

knows everyone knows, well, there are crows in the sky

00:42:07

under the sky,

00:42:08

monks I'm embroidered between them

00:42:14

shirt And why didn’t you just leave my guitar There

00:42:20

are crows in the sky guys a Let’s go to bed already a

00:42:24

Good night Rhea

00:42:31

Listen Paul, she’s frozen

00:42:33

And how did you like the evening And how did your

00:42:37

Marinka

00:42:46

go to bed Listen Polna if you want, I’ll also leave

00:42:49

as

00:42:51

you want Listen Look What a starry

00:42:54

sky yes you know It’s so

00:42:55

big, big

00:42:57

Little ones Imagine that there’s a planet and

00:42:59

there are two little people there They’re also looking

00:43:00

at this huge

00:43:12

Galaxy Listen Paul Do you want me to

00:43:15

leave my Marinka for you until

00:43:19

tomorrow Look how the starry

00:43:23

sky is so

00:43:26

small what happens in the morning everyone

00:43:28

wakes up getting to know each other I understand that

00:43:31

no one has fried the kebab and everyone

00:43:33

goes together to get Dimka Well, the car from

00:43:38

[music]

00:43:41

pond Well, let’s continue to communicate among

00:43:44

young people there are a lot of creative people

00:43:47

Everyone wants to get somewhere but it’s

00:43:49

very hard Let’s see the

00:43:51

admission to the Theater

00:43:56

Buz

00:43:58

[music]

00:44:01

You finished yes

00:44:08

next surname nekras Please

00:44:12

start I kissed your nostrils the

00:44:15

world was filled with longing for happiness it was

00:44:18

too late

00:44:21

chamomile girl I don’t know Maybe you

00:44:24

will try to enroll in another university yes Well

00:44:28

well I don’t know well Mash your physics is

00:44:30

good not me with Newton at all no way Well,

00:44:32

maybe with mathematics I don’t think at all

00:44:34

Well, I don’t know Well, maybe you lay the bricks

00:44:36

well, my mortar is

00:44:38

drying up I don’t know Well, let’s do the most

00:44:40

basic Let’s emotions let’s let’s

00:44:44

sadness,

00:44:47

hate,

00:44:50

joy okay we’ll take you Well, here

00:44:54

we are with joy we're not taking you next

00:44:59

[music]

00:45:01

ready

00:45:02

[music]

00:45:13

start crumbs

00:45:15

the rest of the powder

00:45:20

yyyy he's coming to pay SHVAK sh-sh-sh am

00:45:25

yum-yum-yum

00:45:26

[music]

00:45:36

Oh gismatulina, well, you

00:45:40

came to the caterpillars the year before last and last

00:45:44

year in the cocoon this time here is a butterfly I

00:45:47

understand that you are

00:45:48

evolving but when finally a

00:45:51

person comes to us with normal numbers

00:45:55

Follow today everything Sorry and we And

00:45:59

who are you from Olga Olegovna From whom From me

00:46:03

From me I wholeheartedly Ole goodbye And to you

00:46:08

[music]

00:46:14

also

00:46:16

friends, friends, young people spend a third of their lives

00:46:19

in clubs, another third gets enough sleep

00:46:22

after them and spends the rest of the time

00:46:24

in front of

00:46:25

the TV. Hello program.

00:46:28

Take it off immediately and we

00:46:30

received a letter from a certain San Sanych from

00:46:33

Moscow at our studio, he really asks us to change the image of the

00:46:37

girl Lelya from the Seven Hills team

00:46:39

because such an image is just

00:46:41

terrible

00:46:50

disgusting I’ll say

00:46:55

ska

00:47:04

How could you You’re my favorite presenter

00:47:08

Yeah yeah

00:47:16

yeah Are these rags really more important than

00:47:20

human relationships Why the hell did they

00:47:23

do this to me It’s all because

00:47:31

I

00:47:32

said it was just joke phew

00:47:35

thank God I thought I would

00:47:37

n’t speak normally today at all friends, it’s good that this is how it

00:47:40

all ended because in

00:47:42

life things don’t always turn out the way you

00:47:44

want. For example, you get up early, you think I’ll leave

00:47:46

early so that there are no traffic jams, you

00:47:48

leave and understand that everything is just like that

00:47:57

and say goodbye and he shouts to you

00:47:58

let's meet where you and I will cross paths

00:48:01

this is

00:48:03

Moscow so friends if you like each other

00:48:05

and don't know where to meet

00:48:07

let's agree Let's meet at

00:48:13

[applause]

00:48:14

[music]

00:48:18

[applause]

00:48:19

[music]

00:48:21

KVNe following your musical

00:48:24

homework ready to show

00:48:27

coman Accomplices

00:48:31

[ music]

00:48:40

Armavir team members of the city of Armovir

00:48:44

now we are not even performing at relaxation.

00:48:48

What about this word that we heard at VDNKh?

00:48:50

Well, from the guy who

00:48:55

sold shawarma, we are performing in full

00:48:59

in general because we have very funny

00:49:01

musical homework for very

00:49:03

funny not very funny seriously It’s

00:49:05

so funny and positive that when

00:49:08

we go backstage for the first time in 47 years in

00:49:10

KVN, a Rainbow will appear above this scene.

00:49:15

Well, it’s time to taste

00:49:21

the pie. So the scene. Old

00:49:25

friends.

00:49:28

Hello guys. Long time no see, and

00:49:33

I’ll tell you the story right away, damn, I forgot to offer you tea

00:49:35

and you are silent

00:49:39

Now hold on and so I was resting I was once

00:49:44

in a pioneer camp and

00:49:50

the leader and she So at the evening

00:49:52

bonfire l so in the air but loudly says

00:49:55

I’m going to go swimming naked today you understand

00:49:59

naked Well then we didn’t hear that quickly

00:50:01

And we ourselves went into the bushes We're waiting, she comes and

00:50:05

starts to undress And she has a tattoo on her shoulder

00:50:08

and you know what's

00:50:11

written You look and I gave you tea

00:50:14

but I didn't give you a spoon

00:50:18

now,

00:50:21

hold it And here's what story there was,

00:50:24

so the woman was lonely, listen

00:50:27

With what kind of reaper Well, the one at the stake

00:50:30

says I'll go like swim at night without clothes

00:50:31

Well, so what, he comes to the beach and

00:50:35

undresses and he has a tattoo on his shoulder

00:50:38

and it says there Well, what is written

00:50:41

Yes, how do I know You’re the type in general Well, you do

00:50:45

n’t know how to tell stories that you’re messing with

00:50:57

government

00:51:03

telegrams are rushing in time guys Thank you solved

00:51:06

The secret of Ja Conda's smile, she was watching our

00:51:09

musical

00:51:10

homework Well, let's not

00:51:21

stop like that, son, just once

00:51:27

Mom, well, maybe we won't study on

00:51:29

my birthday as a birthday Yes, and

00:51:33

you, by the way, promised to give me a car

00:51:35

Well, what can I do say not

00:51:37

dutiful I am a

00:51:40

mother

00:51:43

and Mom what do I want to eat have you forgotten we are

00:51:50

starving Mom we are starving because it is

00:51:52

healthy or because we have

00:51:55

nothing to eat because mom is collecting for a fur coat mom will have a fur coat

00:51:59

mom will have a man

00:52:02

mom will have a man there will be something there

00:52:04

will be something to eat there will be something to eat End of

00:52:14

the sentence

00:52:16

and Mom, what again? Let's go to Aunt Masha

00:52:21

No, I'm not going anywhere near this rubbish

00:52:23

I stole money from her Well, then

00:52:30

let's go to some other

00:52:31

aunt from whom you haven't stolen anything yet,

00:52:35

I'm in this I don’t know such aunts in the city,

00:52:39

get it together

00:52:42

and Mom, are you annoying me? Can I

00:52:46

go on a hike tomorrow with Petka? No, I

00:52:49

generally forbid you to communicate with this

00:52:51

idiot. Well, you have to think of putting your legs under

00:52:53

the press so that you can swim faster in the pool

00:53:02

from the third digit, so the woman you are here

00:53:06

You've been playing for T days already, you'll take the synthesizer

00:53:09

We can't close the store for you

00:53:12

No, we'll still go and have a look Oh

00:53:16

son, look how beautiful

00:53:19

[music]

00:53:25

guitar

00:53:29

[applause]

00:53:31

tears in the eyes of the audience indicate

00:53:32

that our musical homework has

00:53:34

come to

00:53:35

an end, but everyone of you will be able to

00:53:39

proudly say Yes, I was in this

00:53:50

hall then I saw this homework with my own eyes

00:53:55

Thank you

00:53:57

[applause]

00:53:59

[music]

00:54:10

we continue our musical

00:54:12

homework and on the stage the team of Prince Guran

00:54:16

[applause]

00:54:20

Chita if you don’t have

00:54:23

a dog, it won’t poison it There won't be a fight between your neighbor and your friend

00:54:30

if you if you if you have

00:54:37

a gun I would like yes well well As you

00:54:40

guessed today we will talk about

00:54:42

dreams every young man dreams of becoming a man as soon as possible

00:54:45

and one day this

00:54:51

happens

00:54:53

no in the cabbage they found me great

00:54:57

Dad mother, set the table, the men

00:55:01

want to eat where we have some pepper So you’ve

00:55:05

never been a pearl like that when

00:55:09

[music] it was

00:55:10

why did you hammer a nail into the refrigerator

00:55:13

so a man appeared in the house

00:55:16

son there under the windows all your

00:55:18

friends

00:55:19

have gathered handsome young

00:55:25

fellow You look father, he

00:55:28

attached some washcloths to himself 30 year old Uman

00:55:31

fantasies

00:55:32

[music]

00:55:37

and everyone dreams of becoming the life of the party, but

00:55:40

not everyone

00:55:42

succeeds in this on their

00:55:47

birthday Who is there 100

00:55:50

g hi drink

00:55:54

no Great

00:55:57

See how things are going with the prosecutor I’m doing

00:56:00

so well oh oh

00:56:04

hold on

00:56:06

crab I

00:56:09

live there So why are we standing, it’s getting cold

00:56:12

Well, it’s a cold night, so that you have everything and

00:56:16

you don’t have to do anything for it, clinking glasses

00:56:20

Maybe that’s enough

00:56:23

already, the cop was born, that’s

00:56:28

all Inna, we went that Good night, the

00:56:30

kids started while Inna Yeah, the pots are ringing Well

00:56:37

now everyone has left and what should we

00:56:40

do now take off our pants and

00:56:43

[laughter]

00:56:45

[music]

00:56:50

run turned away navel

00:56:55

pouted

00:56:56

[music]

00:57:00

And of course the most important thing is that the

00:57:02

dreams of our women mothers always come true I’m going

00:57:05

to the club Give me money Take it from your father What about your

00:57:08

father and mother her and take it, how long

00:57:11

will it last? It begins. I really want

00:57:14

my dreams to come true. What do I want? I

00:57:18

want them to fight because of me. Listen, this is

00:57:21

my girl, what are you

00:57:23

saying? Yes, but not like before,

00:57:28

protect

00:57:31

the courts, I want them to give me expensive

00:57:34

gifts, girl I I’m giving you this ring with a

00:57:36

diamond, a car and an apartment in the center of

00:57:39

Moscow. I don’t understand. What kind of a man is this?

00:57:42

yes, Gennady, other men are paying attention to me. It’s

00:57:45

my fault, this is so

00:57:49

Gennady. I want them to sing songs to me. I

00:57:54

love you, I love you to the point of tears. since

00:57:58

Dima

00:58:00

Bilan died like that for the first

00:58:07

time So it was you who cooked Bosch Yes

00:58:12

mother-in-law he is perfect ideal so-so-so

00:58:16

TV Good evening My name is Viktor

00:58:19

Gusev and I am in a crowded

00:58:21

place of execution Turn it up louder this is the house

00:58:25

D Yes this is House 2 the most beginning of the program I

00:58:28

want to be carried in

00:58:30

your arms And I also want to hold

00:58:36

[music]

00:58:38

goddess

00:58:39

class And what kind of dream is this? Well, there must

00:58:43

be a little mystery in a woman,

00:58:46

let your dreams always

00:58:52

come true We so

00:58:55

want to celebrate

00:58:58

with you hundreds of times on Moscow Square and

00:59:03

remember this

00:59:05

summer and every day let there be dreams from

00:59:13

the point to the

00:59:15

line from sunset to

00:59:18

[applause]

00:59:21

dawn team kln guran city of Chita

00:59:24

Love you

00:59:26

[applause]

00:59:28

[music]

00:59:31

[applause]

00:59:34

continues our musical

00:59:36

homework team kn 2p

00:59:40

[applause]

00:59:46

Voronezh one one of the main events in the life of

00:59:49

every person is a birthday

00:59:52

on this very day. Our Yulia invited

00:59:54

everyone who was available, and everything would have worked out if an

00:59:58

important match of Euro 2008 had not taken place on the same day.

01:00:03

I

01:00:06

arrived without

01:00:08

[music]

01:00:15

invitation, well, you might think you do

01:00:17

n’t have a TV works, come here

01:00:20

and see everyone I don’t understand, I don’t even understand going to

01:00:23

watch football, I

01:00:24

don’t mind sports

01:00:28

[applause]

01:00:30

watching Yulechka The main thing is don’t

01:00:33

be upset, we’ll have a drink together now Ventsa,

01:00:35

we’ll sit together, everything

01:00:37

will go fine An, now you’re talking like My

01:00:42

[music]

01:00:46

physical education teacher Yul, you same Strong woman Anh, the

01:00:50

fact that I hit a deer on the highway and into the bushes does

01:00:59

n’t mean anything Yulyok And let’s

01:01:02

listen to Humor FM class, we’ll start KVN for

01:01:05

humor, let’s laugh Luna to Chelyabinsk for the first time

01:01:10

Under the dome of the winter theater acrobats from

01:01:14

Adler oh

01:01:24

oh

01:01:25

[applause]

01:01:28

funny probably Well, you need to watch KVN

01:01:35

Hello This is apartment 47 Yes, we

01:01:39

were asked to move the closet, come on,

01:01:41

boys, let's pass Yul, we are not forty

01:01:43

Apartment Seven Anya lives in apartment forty-seven

01:01:46

Klavdia Ivanovna, she is 86

01:01:49

years old Yes, I will personally move the closet for her for such a gift

01:01:58

Help yourself

01:02:00

[music ]

01:02:07

boys oh ah Look how

01:02:16

cute they are, thin, so tired, maybe

01:02:20

we’re fighting with

01:02:24

someone

01:02:31

else Anh, I don’t understand that they don’t look at us,

01:02:34

maybe we look Bad Bad

01:02:37

Yul, they haven’t seen a woman for a year, don’t you think

01:02:42

[applause]

01:02:47

they’ll know Tell me, will you serve for a long time

01:02:50

demobilization is left tomorrow. Do you want me to wait for

01:02:54

you

01:02:56

[applause]

01:02:59

[music]

01:03:03

[applause]

01:03:04

no An nu se They don’t react at all Yul

01:03:07

say thank you that they are here and not at

01:03:09

football for sure Today I

01:03:14

congratulate football and I wish you happiness

01:03:18

I wish you happiness

01:03:24

Zheka let's play cards Let's

01:03:27

play drunkard An' that's the mood Let's

01:03:33

live like a drunkard dear Oh Who came Sorry, I'm

01:03:36

late, I was just taking Grandma home

01:03:39

41 Yes, the boys told me that and the flag is

01:03:44

frozen go away e Where did you go Well, she

01:03:48

said go away men How are you if

01:03:51

you don’t understand, we say one thing and think

01:03:53

something else, go away,

01:03:56

stay, don’t call me, that means call me, I’m

01:03:59

not

01:04:12

like that, why are you explaining to him, and

01:04:16

he won’t understand anything, look at him

01:04:18

[music]

01:04:24

get out,

01:04:26

that means Stay,

01:04:31

I understand, and you men will understand football,

01:04:34

football, Nuno, after all, when you you're sick, it's

01:04:37

not Arshavin who is caring for

01:04:45

you, or maybe it's Arshavin who kissed

01:04:48

your broken knee When you're on New

01:04:50

Year's Eve from the stairs

01:04:54

Dolly, understand Arshavin is the striker, he

01:04:59

will

01:05:14

dominate [applause] And we just love you,

01:05:17

think about it heart to heart

01:05:21

[applause]

01:05:24

not

01:05:25

[music] ]

01:05:28

becomes on my one completes our

01:05:32

game team kn Botanical garden hovav

01:05:35

[applause]

01:05:41

k Yes, I will never forget my school days

01:05:45

Well, remember yourself Surely

01:05:48

each of you in your class had the most

01:05:49

real, most advanced boys

01:05:51

who everyone tried to imitate in my

01:05:53

class they were Timon and Vira

01:05:56

and give me your cap, let's go Meet the golden

01:06:00

lips of the school, our beatboxers From the eighth

01:06:09

[music]

01:06:20

to And now and now our lyrical

01:06:24

composition

01:06:30

[music]

01:06:34

[applause]

01:06:38

[music]

01:06:41

Well, you see, all sorts of

01:06:43

championship competitions were fun, but I remember

01:06:46

my school days and It’s harsh

01:06:48

when such a showdown took place outside the school,

01:06:51

but it’s good that there was a

01:06:54

BT nearby who could help you out at any moment if you’re

01:07:00

not healthy Let’s go,

01:07:03

what are you, what are you, my little one, I

01:07:05

’ll help you out now, what are you, did I ever

01:07:08

offend you? Who’s there for you? touched

01:07:14

Yes it was He who beat you Yes this one here Well

01:07:20

yes Exactly he yes it’s definitely this one Well well I

01:07:25

see Uh-huh

01:07:28

Or maybe

01:07:30

he yes no this one Well definitely well not well

01:07:34

yeah well sort of Hey yes come on he

01:07:38

Yes yes I remember that this big one I understand, I

01:07:41

don’t

01:07:43

understand, excuse me Now we’ll talk

01:07:45

a little bit,

01:07:46

can you come

01:07:51

here What were you saying there, little guy, what the

01:07:55

hell is this little guy? What kind of

01:07:58

King Kong is that?

01:08:12

then at school he will find

01:08:15

at school he will find Well then, listen to me, in

01:08:17

short, you go up to him, listen to the

01:08:20

end, in short, you go up to him, excuse me, don’t apologize, listen to the

01:08:22

end, they say, in short, it’s

01:08:25

your own fault and This kid Well, I’m

01:08:28

just passing by He doesn’t even know

01:08:30

what he has you were there just just

01:08:33

passing by yes I won’t do it You

01:08:35

listen to the end or what Or should I

01:08:37

go up to him now Yes whatever It’s

01:08:42

clear in short let’s

01:08:44

go

01:08:48

schmuck

01:08:50

just a second

01:08:54

nothing the

01:08:59

most vivid memory from school

01:09:00

times - this is, of course, the graduation mark

01:09:02

Well, I had I have one problem I

01:09:04

couldn’t invite a girl to a slow

01:09:06

dance

01:09:08

[music] [applause] I was

01:09:10

embarrassed friends announce a slow

01:09:14

dance about No Lyokha Lyokha Lyokha where should you go

01:09:18

invite the girl Yes I don’t know how to dance

01:09:20

le Lyokha go invite everything we’ll show you

01:09:22

we’ll tell you Let’s show you Who

01:09:24

invite I invite anyone Here everyone is

01:09:26

beautiful Girl excuse me can I

01:09:27

invite you you you just just don’t be

01:09:31

offended by me if I step on your foot

01:09:32

or anything else I just don’t

01:09:34

know how to show at night the

01:09:38

same dream winter and the metro stations are half empty

01:09:43

carriage she sits in a corner and takes out the

01:09:47

novel but hides in the book

01:09:54

fog of the hole she sees a sparkle in her and he

01:09:59

sits opposite silently smiling at her She

01:10:04

smiles carelessly back at him only her

01:10:08

heart whispers again

01:10:12

[music]

01:10:13

No, why does she need this Well,

01:10:18

why without that in there are so many

01:10:23

problems in life and it’s better that the heart will not be occupied by

01:10:32

anyone but it’s been five

01:10:38

years and will not meet

01:10:42

and Thank you very much girl thank you

01:10:44

thank you for teaching me how to dance

01:10:46

slow dance Thank you very much dear

01:10:49

friends most likely all of

01:10:52

you had such a school

01:10:54

childhood then go away still plays for each

01:10:57

of you

01:11:00

here too Youth smiled and luck

01:11:07

turned opposite near

01:11:10

the table you are mine you are mine you are

01:11:16

my Youth Thank

01:11:24

you Thank you

01:11:30

homework played so what about

01:11:32

homework all the

01:11:34

semi-finals of the Premier League have been played and we are waiting for the

01:11:36

team to

01:11:38

[music]

01:11:40

[applause] [music]

01:11:42

[applause]

01:11:44

[music]

01:11:54

stage

01:12:04

Alexey

01:12:05

Lyapichev with ratings

01:12:08

please Yes, as the team from

01:12:12

Voronezh KVN said today, you should watch it, you can

01:12:14

listen to it of course on Humor FM, but it’s better

01:12:16

to watch Thank you to all the teams for the

01:12:18

pleasure delivered today I I'm glad

01:12:20

that I was in this room and saw this

01:12:22

musical homework scores

01:12:25

gurana 4.6

01:12:28

[applause]

01:12:30

points Khabarovsk 4.9

01:12:36

points Voronezh n points

01:12:41

exactly Armavir 4.6

01:12:46

points Moscow 4.9

01:12:54

points and results please Yes total

01:12:59

score results of the game Chita

01:13:02

15.2

01:13:06

points Armavir 15.5

01:13:10

points Khabarovsk 15.6

01:13:14

points Moscow 15.7

01:13:18

points Voronezh 15.8

01:13:24

points

01:13:26

So friends, so in the final of the

01:13:28

season of records we are waiting for an

01:13:31

unpredictable competition of teams

01:13:34

idiot Smolensk Poligraf polygraphych Omsk

01:13:37

and the winners of today's game, the

01:13:39

KVN team of all the hills Moscow and teams quen

01:13:45

2p

01:13:48

Voronezh

01:13:50

Here you are Allow me I generally love such

01:13:53

cliches Tom there was a game and even better awaits us

01:13:57

but nevertheless this game was

01:13:59

really surprisingly good

01:14:01

so in general I have such an

01:14:03

experimental proposal in a certain sense

01:14:06

if the jury is I don’t mind and the

01:14:10

upper house of our Parliament will

01:14:12

literally and figuratively approve this

01:14:15

decision, so I actually have a season of

01:14:19

records, we have never had five

01:14:21

teams play in the finals and I suggest you

01:14:25

think about the fact that maybe we can get

01:14:27

one more

01:14:29

[applause]

01:14:39

team word to the chairman of our

01:14:41

panel of judges, do you decline or

01:14:44

accept my proposal? So, we are

01:14:46

pleased to invite one Team to the finals, the

01:14:49

KVN team, Khava Botanical Garden,

01:14:58

these are still

01:14:59

friends, these are still friends, not everything was

01:15:02

what the jury planned, what

01:15:06

I planned, but now there’s a general force major

01:15:09

situation because there is still one

01:15:11

person who is also planning something and

01:15:14

wants to tell you about these plans, I ask

01:15:23

you

01:15:25

Good evening I honestly

01:15:27

wasn’t going to say anything today and

01:15:32

the presenter pulled me in as always, of course it’s me, of course

01:15:36

Believe me,

01:15:41

son, it’s always the switchman’s fault Yes

01:15:47

so Sasha say that he doesn’t like

01:15:51

some cliched words. I don’t like them either. In

01:15:55

recent years, it seems that on the one hand,

01:15:57

in every game we have some kind of crowd of

01:16:00

teams, etc., etc. But on the other

01:16:02

hand, there are so many teams playing in this quarter

01:16:05

talented

01:16:08

teams that I want to give everyone the

01:16:09

opportunity to somehow

01:16:12

express themselves Well, clinging to those words

01:16:15

that the presenter kept saying that

01:16:18

this is a season of records. I propose a

01:16:20

generally monstrous

01:16:23

record.

01:16:28

This is a very serious experiment,

01:16:31

maybe it will seem to someone

01:16:33

KVN fans are completely meaningless, but I

01:16:36

propose to take six teams.

01:16:41

And here’s what the Sixth team will be.

01:16:46

We have a jury, so let them

01:16:53

decide [applause] let’s take Armavir Let’s take

01:16:59

Armavir, congratulations to

01:17:03

Armavir Thank you to all the teams

01:17:06

Thank you to the audience, see the details

01:17:10

of what happened on stage and behind the scenes

01:17:13

on our website amic.ru And listen to

01:17:16

Humor FM thank you all good luck we will meet on

01:17:20

Channel One

01:17:21

[applause]

01:17:23

bye

01:17:26

[music]

01:17:27

[applause]

01:17:29

[music]

01:17:36

[music]

01:17:43

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