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[applause]00:00:02
[music] a00:00:04
case from the life of an ordinary Kursk00:00:09
school Anton Vladimirovich was called Yes,00:00:13
Alexander Ivanovich, come in Alexander00:00:16
Ivanovich, as far as I remember, you work with us as an00:00:19
art teacher Yes, fine00:00:22
arts and not from the lie again, baiting00:00:28
urine in your place, Alexander00:00:32
Ivanovich, tell me, you registered a first-aid post In00:00:34
our school, yes, I succeeded, so the00:00:37
children are afraid00:00:40
to go there. Why why is Cheburashka00:00:43
drawn with three ears, there are two ears, three00:00:47
two, I saw three There are two ears and00:00:54
a flux, as if Cheburashka warns00:00:57
children that they should not let00:00:58
God bless you 3 months ago I00:01:02
you asked me to draw the alphabet for00:01:04
primary school It's ready So why00:01:07
3 months you know I drew everything at once00:01:10
on the first day the muse came to me I00:01:11
expressed it all in color and then 3 long00:01:14
months you know I matched the letters to the pictures00:01:23
Well let's see what you00:01:26
got there guys00:01:28
bring it in, well, I see you started well, and00:01:31
Stork is00:01:34
greed Stork is greed, and greed Why do you00:01:39
understand greed? I think that00:01:40
large families have a lot of00:01:42
benefits, subsidies, you know, they are given00:01:43
apartments, in general, I think that greed00:01:45
brings00:01:47
children, that is, and you started, you’re bad, I don’t00:01:50
know okay Let's see what's on00:01:52
b Why AST again because any00:01:55
first-grader will tell you that AST00:01:57
brings children - This is nonsense, you understand b00:02:02
nonsense well let's00:02:04
continue Well, that's why you have00:02:07
some bearded man drawn on c and00:02:09
written Kolya c means00:02:18
Vendetta don't ask that personal00:02:21
Let's00:02:23
move on00:02:28
please00:02:32
Why are there no pictures at all, you understand00:02:35
I haven't decided to portray00:02:38
the Lord Well, the Lord hasn't dared00:02:41
to portray you a pear you are a00:02:44
sectarian you are a heretic who you are00:02:48
repent what kind of pears00:02:51
there were apples in the Garden of Eden Let's continue here I'm already00:02:55
beginning to understand the course of your logic man00:02:57
running away from an ax apparently a debtor a00:03:00
debtor a debtor this is if it was00:03:02
written here 300 bucks by 7:00 pm00:03:03
right And so this is a banal00:03:16
discomfort Okay let's00:03:18
move on Here you actually00:03:23
jumped Whose shoe could it be mine here could it00:03:26
be yours then whose it it00:03:29
it e two letters00:03:38
at once this is my Nakhodka Let's move on Well00:03:42
then it goes for a and you have it z it z z z00:03:45
you00:03:46
stupid children immediately realized that this is a rebus you00:03:49
understand for z it goes Jackdaw see for z00:03:51
Jackdaw for z Jackdaw she goes to z Well there you go00:03:54
you have s This is s You are stupid These are actually00:03:59
three00:04:08
[music]00:04:09
children remember very well from fairy tales that there were00:04:12
three wishes, you understand the wishes, but when I00:04:14
drew my three wishes you said don’t put00:04:16
them in00:04:17
the alphabet I remember that You see Okay00:04:20
let’s move on Well here are glimpses of the00:04:23
mind that you have on and iod iod A on And00:04:28
short yd yat00:04:30
yat children feel the difference very subtly you00:04:33
understand yatd Let's continue perfectly00:04:35
fine that's00:04:40
why one picture and00:04:43
several letters at once you yourself were in a hurry with00:04:49
the order, well here you seem to understand everything logically00:04:52
o posture p spine with00:04:55
scoliosis k bone x cartilage g hump Well G it00:04:58
was already there but00:05:08
there was no picture I’m afraid to assume that your nose00:05:12
may have a trunk Maybe you depicted chaos, this is00:05:23
what Honda is, but this is Honda blown in the form00:05:26
that this is00:05:28
Hyundai00:05:40
n it’s interesting to see what with nap like what00:05:45
a vacuum cleaner and Draw a vacuum cleaner why are there00:05:48
trees here that you don’t understand or what the00:05:51
[ __ ] This is a forest you understand these are small ones00:05:53
that fly these are wasps the whole forest wasps forest00:05:55
wasps p forest wasps again reb Sharada00:06:07
good00:06:08
[applause]00:06:10
[laughter] let’s00:06:13
continue well here you are obviously shl00:06:19
riley pike nosh can not00:06:24
be the master may have00:06:27
mistakes that00:06:30
pike is true nosh yes00:06:33
Damn I'm ashamed Let's00:06:38
move on Who do you prefer Ceausescu00:06:44
Ceausescu Ceausescu yes What does00:06:47
Ceausescu have to do with this you understand It seems to me that the children00:06:50
have begun to forget the Romanian00:06:58
dictator00:07:09
Alexander Ivanovich I strongly00:07:12
recommend you write on your own00:07:14
wait wait give me one more00:07:15
chance I still have00:07:18
the rules what is this like what is this the rules00:07:21
you understand from here children will copy from here and00:07:23
from here children00:07:25
who want to become00:07:28
doctors will copy from here I don’t00:07:43
want to upset you you’re fired00:07:46
Wait I still have I still00:07:54
have00:07:56
[applause]00:07:58
let's give the last00:07:59
coursework for tonight, this00:08:02
time the KVN team Prima00:08:09
Kursk coursework usually happens00:08:12
before the exam So the exam in00:08:16
the traffic police Hello, exams are00:08:19
accepted here Yes, come in. Take a seat00:08:22
right away. I want to warn you that the voluntary00:08:25
contribution for passing the00:08:28
exams is00:08:30
rubles, but the contribution is voluntary, that is, I I do00:08:33
n’t have to pay Yes, well, you know, I’m confident in00:08:36
my abilities, I won’t pay, well,00:08:39
let’s try, well. So the00:08:45
first00:08:47
question is it possible to overtake this bus? A is possible, b is00:08:51
not possible, c is possible, d is not possible00:09:00
[applause]00:09:07
Well, you can option A wrong00:09:10
correct option A and B You00:09:13
have00:09:15
to be more careful, we have one mistake. Come on, is00:09:19
it possible to stop here to pick up a00:09:22
passenger? Well, of course it’s impossible, the situation00:09:25
is happening under the bridge and here it is a sign, that00:09:27
is, it’s impossible. Yes, it’s impossible, but Nurgaliev I’m here00:09:31
for whom I00:09:34
was drawing, I should call and00:09:37
say Rashid Gumarovich Hello from00:09:39
me there is a man sitting here who is not00:09:40
going to give you a lift. Should we give him a00:09:42
license? Okay, okay, let's have another question.00:09:51
Let's ask a question: what is this00:09:58
cyclist showing? a turn to the left00:10:01
b a turn to00:10:04
the right maybe a turn to the left no00:10:08
then b a turn to the right no then what00:10:11
then this cyclist is showing look00:10:14
how I00:10:20
can do but you didn’t mention the00:10:24
option, you missed00:10:28
it, you didn’t pass it bye-bye, I’m00:10:31
ready to pay a voluntary00:10:33
fee, get ready,00:10:42
get ready, get ready, let’s start with a clean slate00:10:46
So the first00:10:47
question: What sign did you00:10:52
miss, carefully, carefully, cliff,00:10:57
you feel better, yes,00:11:03
let’s consolidate our success Where on the road00:11:06
they install this sign Well, it’s simple00:11:08
50 m before the00:11:11
traffic police post What is00:11:13
a mistake 50 m after the traffic police post00:11:18
Wait like No, we tried00:11:20
to install before but they are starting to tricky00:11:22
slow down fasten up Who00:11:27
needs this00:11:31
something you Wait, well, I00:11:33
paid you my friend 7,000 for only the first00:11:36
fireproof00:11:39
amount something is somehow poorly prepared Let's00:11:43
be a completely childish question, let's let00:11:49
this traffic controller allow you to turn00:12:01
Well, according to the rules Yes, my friend Just00:12:05
according to the rules, driving a00:12:08
vehicle in this00:12:17
state is prohibited, understand some00:12:21
You have some tricky questions this is a trick you00:12:24
want a trick please00:12:27
Nati00:12:29
on the right is the00:12:31
President's motorcade on the left00:12:38
Niva the00:12:41
question is who should give00:12:45
way to whom I understand that the President's motorcade must give way00:12:51
No, that's wrong, I00:12:54
warned you that the trick question is00:12:56
not the same00:12:57
Niva00:13:01
[music]00:13:07
I have a feeling that you are bringing me down with00:13:09
questions some difficult ones My friend, you have00:13:11
n’t seen difficult questions yet I ask them to00:13:13
people who I initially didn’t00:13:15
like these questions there is no answer at all00:13:16
how is this so and so that’s why I00:13:19
call them rhetorical00:13:21
exam00:13:26
questions Well for example for example this is00:13:30
what this traffic police general did wrong00:13:34
or that's what time These people will be00:13:40
home, here you go, who should give00:13:44
way in this00:13:45
[applause]00:13:57
situation00:14:01
truck and I especially like00:14:04
99,000 km rough road what country are00:14:08
you00:14:12
entering Well, it's easy, it's Russia00:14:16
right And now the question is yes00:14:22
Kolya This is what I get didn’t pass No, well,00:14:25
I didn’t say that You know, I00:14:26
liked you I think you’re a decent00:14:28
person,00:14:29
let’s give you five If00:14:31
you answer just one question, let’s00:14:37
see what a driver should do in00:14:41
this00:14:50
situation But this is not a question at all00:14:52
I know, well, what would you do?00:14:56
I have a very difficult life situation00:14:59
[music]00:15:03
[applause]00:15:04
[music] you00:15:07
really really need to00:15:08
look at things realistically Why00:15:10
come up with something again good evening dear00:15:12
friends Let's look at the00:15:14
Starry Sky together, I specially enlarged00:15:16
the picture from a children's atlas to00:15:18
share my joy with you, dear00:15:20
friends, tell me who came up with the idea of00:15:24
calling the constellation that, see for yourself Ursa00:15:28
Major,00:15:30
what a freaking00:15:34
Dipper Well, I personally have a bucket00:15:37
like this at home Although I don’t have a smaller one Just00:15:41
like00:15:44
Ursa Minor, now imagine00:15:46
Hercules Yes this is such a man, such an00:15:49
athlete, such an ancient Greek muscle man,00:16:05
you want to just laugh now, just this00:16:09
[applause]00:16:14
Virgo, okay, God be with him, attention. Hare, I00:16:21
really have a brother in the fifth grade.00:16:24
Zaitsev draws better, but no, the whole story is00:16:29
drawn vividly,00:16:39
so let’s move on to the Southern Hemisphere, it’s00:16:42
hotter there that’s why the brain generally melts right00:16:45
away, first of all, the hare, which is well known to us, is00:16:50
the only one, by the way, that00:16:52
exists in both hemispheres. Well, apparently it just00:16:57
turned out very well, you00:16:59
know who this is, no,00:17:02
the sculptor, we’re laughing at Rita, here’s00:17:06
the sculptor, we’re removing the sculpture of the leg, what00:17:09
happens What do you think, turn on00:17:11
the logic Naturally,00:17:13
a pump, what else is00:17:18
Eridan, I don’t know what Eridan looks like, I00:17:21
haven’t seen it in nature. But following this00:17:24
logic, it’s either a bunch of00:17:27
sculptors00:17:30
or a pumping00:17:42
station. The Southern Triangle thought of00:17:45
calling a triangle a triangle. Well, there’s the00:17:48
same triangle next to it00:17:52
[applause]00:17:55
[music]00:17:56
tastes like a fly in general of the logical things I00:18:00
found here only three are the Southern Cross00:18:02
Southern Triangle Well, naturally00:18:05
the hare is very good00:18:08
infection interesting to know Alexander what did00:18:11
you come up with this time this time I’m00:18:14
going to give the club of cheerful and00:18:16
resourceful people a gift set of nesting dolls Who00:18:18
is who in modern00:18:20
KVN Well let's see let's start with00:18:27
gee00:18:29
no good And who after Yuli Solomonovich00:18:32
after Yuli Solomonovich Alexander00:18:33
Vasilyevich Maslyakov so immediately Stop It turns out that the00:18:37
club president00:18:39
is only second Where is the logic What does00:18:42
logic have to do with physics Gusman is just00:18:50
more, well, let's say And who is after00:18:53
Alexander Vasilyevich Alexander00:18:55
Alexandrovich masks, well, it’s logical here And00:18:57
after00:19:00
Alend Alesandro Yakushev That is,00:19:05
I you with this I want to emphasize that00:19:09
Alexander Vasilyevich is like a father to me00:19:12
from here and my place in KVN is interesting00:19:16
to know who after you after me con00:19:20
Lvovich00:19:27
Ernst should take at least your00:19:30
place Yeah and I’m in in this case, he should00:19:32
take at least the place of Konstantin00:19:33
Lvovich Yes, okay I like it00:19:40
okay Stop explaining Who else you have00:19:44
in KVN here is Vladimir Vladimirovich00:19:49
Putin No, well here There are no questions,00:19:51
the president of KVN likes to come to the games a couple of times I’m00:19:53
more interested in who00:19:55
we will have after Putin, we heard question00:20:03
[applause]00:20:08
Who can tell you who will be after00:20:10
Putin, you should watch this, here you go00:20:17
Yuli Solomonovich Gusman, by the way,00:20:19
what the hell isn’t00:20:22
kidding? Wait, well, as far as I remember,00:20:24
you have Guzman, the biggest nesting doll, how did he00:20:27
fit here? You can’t00:20:28
imagine what can happen to a person00:20:30
do Lust for power and00:20:36
[music]00:20:41
fitness Okay, let's look further,00:20:45
my favorite actor Leonid Yarmolnik is00:20:48
not very similar, to be honest,00:20:50
he is the worst and00:20:57
sells,00:20:59
and who after Yarmolnik is here? I decided I00:21:03
thought that KVN Yes without fans and00:21:06
decided to give space to the simple to the viewer00:21:07
Alla Borisovna00:21:09
Bugaeva something I didn’t understand from you Alla00:21:12
Borisovna is a simple viewer in this00:21:14
company Alla Borisovna is a simple viewer00:21:16
Yes, and who was behind Alla Borisovna was Philip00:21:19
Kirkorov, here he is, but there is no00:21:22
logic here And after Kirkorov, again00:21:27
ask who she will have after Philip00:21:32
Kirkorov, one can only assume that00:21:34
the Thirst for power and00:21:41
[applause]00:21:57
fitness,00:22:00
you know that I’m tired of all this,00:22:03
you still have a lot of these nesting dolls. No, just a little bit00:22:05
now, let’s see somewhere I had00:22:06
a list Well, Yeltsin Gorbachev Chernenko00:22:09
Andropov Brezhnev Khrushchev Stalin Lenin00:22:11
Temporary government Nicholas I00:22:12
Alexander II Peter I Anna Leopold Anna and00:22:15
Anna innocent murder Revich Alexey a pair of00:22:18
dark dolls symbolizing the turmoil00:22:19
Ivan the Terrible everything is a big nest00:22:22
crooked one of the00:22:26
Scythians chordate lancelet Petrosyan00:22:33
[applause]00:22:43
amoeba molecules atoms formation of the00:22:46
Solar system the escaping of galaxies00:22:48
the big bang of everything00:22:50
63 tell me what kind of nonsense this is, it’s not nonsense, it’s00:22:53
just that I developed the idea, it was spied on the00:22:56
Arbat and you can see the sun, no, it’s00:23:00
not possible, the point is that at a00:23:02
certain moment the nesting dolls simply00:23:03
stop opening and you00:23:05
want to give all this to the club Of course, after all, as they00:23:08
say, a gift horse they don’t look you in the mouth,00:23:10
by the way, here’s a proverb from Give a00:23:12
book from the publisher and the00:23:14
book KVN team Prima00:23:18
Kursk history As old as a fable, simple and00:23:22
attractive as sex, classic00:23:25
love00:23:26
triangle Sanka and funny00:23:30
text Mr. editor Yakushev How00:23:35
old What does it mean How many years is two conventionally00:23:38
you know You know were at00:23:41
the trial, it’s unpleasant for me, you understand so00:23:44
well Why did you come to me Oh, I brought00:23:46
you my fables, that is, now you write00:23:49
fables Oh yes, fables And why weren’t you00:23:51
satisfied with Krylov’s fables, you understand00:23:53
New times, new allegories and then what’s00:23:56
in Krylov’s Virgo Virgo Virgo girl mo00:23:58
this is so00:24:02
Okay, well, read your fables with00:24:05
pleasure, let's start with something simpler Fox00:24:08
and00:24:10
gucci in the deep forest in the Korolev area00:24:13
the cheat ran a sewing workshop recruited00:24:16
Zaitsev but people without documents braids and00:24:18
sew clothes make a label wolves complementary00:24:22
foods do not interfere with the whole forest now dressed in an00:24:24
overseas brand, morality for now00:24:27
All faces are happy, why is the fox doing anything bad? What a00:24:37
horror it is that you00:24:39
get a fox Well done And counterfeit -00:24:42
That's good Well, well maybe another00:24:44
fable Bear and housing and communal services But this is socially00:24:47
agreeable Yes, waking up in the spring I saw a00:24:50
clubfoot for utilities00:24:53
strange bill slobbering paw reaches for00:24:56
paper and Trom cog according to the graphs of the Vedas In short, in00:25:00
short for the winter00:25:03
12800 And where is the morality Who is to blame what to00:25:06
do Who is to blame The bear everyone knows this00:25:09
Don’t sleep when tariffs are raised what to do00:25:12
But what the clubfoot has been doing with his00:25:15
own paw all winter So this is what00:25:16
[applause] this00:25:26
is what we will never publish00:25:29
this sedition in our life Let's maybe Here's00:25:31
the Monkey and the00:25:33
jocks, try it The Monkey is weak in his old age, his00:25:37
ear has become weak and the press and banks need to be00:25:39
connected, it's00:25:42
enough I'm tired of you Yakushev tired rest00:25:45
fable for Oscar millionaire and00:25:52
Khrushchev God And what does God have to do with it God Khrushchev was an00:25:56
atheist, read this00:25:58
on that day all of India was rooting for the beaver and00:26:02
so the presenter announced the question who00:26:06
was the third general secretary in00:26:08
[music]00:26:14
SSR00:26:17
Athos00:26:19
Portos00:26:21
Khrushchev again Porthos again Khrushchev ace00:26:24
Stop where00:26:26
the morality Rahl would have more for us good,00:26:29
clean films about countries where people live poorer than us00:26:36
Dear you, cheap opportunist00:26:39
Krylov was a great fabulist00:26:41
Because his stories are still relevant Well,00:26:44
I also have such a fable,00:26:45
believe me, years will pass and it’s called00:26:47
Egorov and Koshak Well, it’s very relevant00:26:51
and the cat ate sausages didn’t touch anyone00:26:54
Egorov was already asleep What time was it and mascara00:26:58
turned away in the darkness the human00:27:00
eye lit up in one jump, crossing the00:27:02
space of the kitchen Egorov found himself on00:27:04
the table with his teeth grabbing sausages, jumped to the00:27:06
floor and disappeared into the darkness of the sofa00:27:09
[music]00:27:11
[applause]00:27:12
Stop, you completely confused me00:27:16
who is you here? That's who you have Egorov.00:27:18
I understand the cat. Well then who is the cat?00:27:22
Egorov. So what was the point of changing them in00:27:26
places? Is there a moral? What was the point of changing them in00:27:40
places? So give it00:27:43
here Give it here I will choose the00:27:46
fables myself the camel and Anna00:27:50
Semenovich I already understand what the fable is about What00:27:53
morality camel tactile Cute but00:27:55
not for marriage Gosh so right away no00:27:59
elephant and course read read in00:28:01
Kursk once an elephant was driven don’t believe00:28:04
on the road look crap and pits pits and00:28:07
crap So00:28:16
it’s00:28:18
true you have at least one fable00:28:20
that has at least it makes some sense,00:28:22
I think it’s time to read you a00:28:24
fable Which is called a love00:28:26
triangle, but this is more thematically00:28:29
than you thought, it’s time00:28:32
to cut the knot I’m still holding out on urine, in short,00:28:35
friend, I’m sleeping with your wife and00:28:37
she speaks about you not00:28:55
very scam he I wasn’t shocked no00:28:58
here nya at all00:29:01
[music] [applause]00:29:06
[music]00:29:13
and all happy people rest the same way00:29:18
all unhappy people rest in their own way00:29:24
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I tried to get away from00:30:13
love I took a sharp battle and ruled myself00:30:20
I took refuge in the basement I00:30:25
cut the skin of the00:30:28
belts that tightened my weak00:30:35
chest I want to be with00:30:41
you I want to be with00:30:46
you I want to be with00:30:52
you so much I want to be with you and I will be with00:30:58
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your name has00:31:35
long since changed; your eyes have00:31:41
lost their color forever. I looked into these faces00:31:47
and couldn’t forgive them for the fact that they don’t have00:31:52
you and they can live,00:31:57
but I want to be with00:32:01
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you I want to be with00:32:07
you I so I want to be with00:32:13
you I want to be with you and I will be with00:32:21
you in a room with a white00:32:26
ceiling the right to00:32:30
hope in a room with a view of the00:32:38
gray lights00:32:41
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love that’s exactly what I00:32:53
call Respect and respect00:32:59
respect respect The00:33:01
great language of Pushkin Turgenev00:33:04
Lermontov was turned into the language of Xenia00:33:10
Sobchak, everything from school goes to school, no matter how00:33:13
they teach it, at least go there yourself and00:33:15
get a job for the teachers, come on, sit down, sit down,00:33:18
sit down, Hello children, our today's00:33:22
lesson I would like to start with a phrase that00:33:24
has already become a00:33:25
catchphrase of the future of another Besides00:33:29
us we create ourselves Who will tell me someone's00:33:32
words00:33:34
Chekhov opened a notebook and write down there is no00:33:38
other future Besides what we00:33:40
create ourselves in parentheses Kyle Rees00:33:45
Terminator the first00:33:51
part00:33:53
Vasiliev let me I'll run you through the matrix00:33:58
definition of the matrix quickly The matrix is a00:34:01
mental projection of the virtual I'm00:34:03
good Who said this Trinity now00:34:07
I’ll put two Pythia Pythia Pythi of course Pythia00:34:10
Vasiliev think, how could Trinity00:34:12
say such a thing00:34:14
Lord, what kind of generation is this00:34:17
on the mind of the only one it’s00:34:22
Pushkin Eh, he said the right thing about you00:34:29
Lunn, the golden words from here the00:34:33
only way out of here is through the00:34:45
roof Okay, let’s move on to checking00:34:48
your homework I remember I asked you00:34:51
to prepare by heart you will be00:34:54
ready for the classics yes I’m listening00:34:57
Luc00:34:59
Besson The Fifth Element excerpt Well it could00:35:03
have been something more complicated Well okay00:35:08
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let’s korban korban what’s going on these are00:35:25
Mangalores Kill all of them Lilu Dalas00:35:29
Multi-passport floating Laguna where the stones are00:35:33
stones in00:35:45
me Well, not bad Tararykin 500:35:50
Vasiliev, as always, four and why00:35:51
again and because Vasil that I’m tired of00:35:54
correcting you not Mangalores but Munchi Fans and00:35:57
yes, it’s a shame to call the classics Vasiliev, it’s a shame00:36:01
to end our lesson I want to use a phrase00:36:02
genius Ruby of the same00:36:04
Fifth00:36:08
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element Well, what else are they discussing on the beach00:36:14
Well, of course Well, of course who00:36:17
met whom who met whom Where did you go I00:36:20
agree Well, who hasn’t started00:36:22
holiday romances in Sochi Yes, what do you know about00:36:25
holiday romances00:36:28
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again you Alexander, it’s clear that this time00:36:34
Anton Vladimirovich As you know, at00:36:36
resorts there is a problem of promiscuity,00:36:38
so I have organized these promiscuous connections00:36:42
in front of you, a table of women00:36:45
I met at the resort so so00:36:48
so interesting sulfur nitrogen So00:36:51
Wait, this table00:36:55
Leva00:36:57
turned out from the letter to the last00:36:59
number completely coincides with the table of the00:37:02
Great Scientist Well, how is it in Mendeleev’s00:37:04
name of the chemical element its00:37:07
serial number atomic mass is correct00:37:09
And I have a girl’s name, her age And00:37:11
how much I spent on her00:37:14
For example,00:37:17
Katya is 19 years old 390 rubles 98 Ko That’s why00:37:25
Margari principle00:37:27
Masha Wait, why si Masha sister00:37:32
ay what’s00:37:35
incomprehensible here is that as for00:37:38
horizontally And vertically the same letters00:37:40
mean cities Where the girls came from, for00:37:42
example, here’s Nalchik Kursk Well,00:37:46
why Kursk if Mendeleev’s clearly00:37:48
written00:37:53
mark00:37:55
from even from Altufev what should be given00:37:59
we read00:38:03
gold well And what then does br00:38:07
Bryansk mean? Well, why is Bryansk not bromine?00:38:10
You understand the phrase dear I’m from Bryansk,00:38:13
it affects me the same way as00:38:20
bromine Well, I know why Mendeleev And that’s00:38:23
why you have multi-colored elements Ate00:38:26
introduced the principle of a traffic light In the sense of how it is,00:38:29
red is where I was00:38:31
refused green where everything00:38:33
worked out for me yellow where I received a00:38:36
clear signal00:38:38
wait Well, God be with you God be with you let00:38:42
's return to the elements Well, for example, who00:38:44
is GA and this is the famous Galina00:38:49
Iriskina Why is she so famous Well, She is the00:38:52
only one in my in the table00:38:54
it appears twice as Galina is 31 years old and this is00:38:58
how Ir Iriskina set in the seventh year00:39:01
of birth Nuno why does it00:39:04
appear twice in your list? Well, because as soon as00:39:06
I doubled my expenses, the element00:39:08
went from yellow to00:39:17
green, good. Well, Mendeleev00:39:21
has lanthanides from 58 to CE. And you have A I have00:39:25
balsaco, they came from here from the tables that it was00:39:29
not me who discovered them, but who is my father. By the way, he is00:39:33
still a sought-after00:39:34
scientist. Okay, let's move on.00:39:37
Look, Selenium is not Selenium, this is Celine00:39:42
Senn. Yes, I will never in my life believe that00:39:45
you know Cindy. No, I personally I’m not familiar with her,00:39:47
but it’s just that the00:39:50
following elements changed their color to her song My:00:39:53
La Larisa Tanya Vika, you understand00:40:04
and in - you probably don’t have Valeria in -00:40:09
this is00:40:11
Vernik Wait a What is Vernik doing here00:40:14
Normal question Yes, there are so many00:40:17
women He doesn’t do00:40:23
Vernik like that I need this Why do you have00:40:27
empty cells here? Well, these are elements that I have00:40:29
n’t opened yet, so go and open them. I00:40:32
can’t. My friend, since I got married, there is00:40:35
less and less time for science,00:40:42
friends. Learn to learn and00:40:46
study again. Here is the President of Russia recently00:40:48
announced a computer educational program and soon00:40:51
the Internet will appear in every rural00:40:53
school So the incident in Alano00:40:57
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Anato Vladimirovich my kisses to you after00:41:04
Yakushev later 2 months ago I asked00:41:07
you to develop a website for our rural00:41:10
school Oh, it’s ready guys, submit00:41:16
the project Well, right away home00:41:19
page here is our00:41:23
school so00:41:25
Isha00:41:27
what is written on the school and here it is written00:41:30
the site is truthful you understand So let's00:41:32
move on to the site news So this is And this is where the00:41:35
elections for the school prom queen took place00:41:37
You see here in third00:41:40
place and the hut is in second place Katya from and and00:41:43
in the first place who and in the first place00:41:45
What is nice is the daughter of the chairman of the local00:41:47
unit of the party United00:41:49
[applause]00:41:55
Russia is FM Yes, to be honest, yes, but there is00:41:58
only one there so far Only one Visitor, really,00:42:00
he has a very interesting nickname just 77 in00:42:03
brackets00:42:05
Kobelev writes writes Hello guys you They00:42:07
probably didn’t recognize me This is Kobelev in00:42:09
parentheses just before00:42:12
77 And who is this anyway What can’t you see from00:42:15
the photo of00:42:16
the hands and00:42:19
Odnoklassniki has its own page00:42:21
What kind of people are you interested in Let’s00:42:23
please say00:42:25
this What kind of copying is this not00:42:27
copying this is the eleventh BS giving00:42:29
money for graduation anyway00:42:33
apparently there are 13 people left 12 people00:42:38
11 people hop again 3200:42:49
people Wait, but they’ve already passed00:42:52
and then the dollar seems to have vanished They’ll retake the test00:42:57
Tell me, do you have a school plan on the website00:43:00
Yes, of course, everything is very sketchy That’s it, but00:43:03
it’s clear please gym00:43:07
first-aid post cafeteria What’s this basement,00:43:12
why the basement, accounting00:43:18
and also Yes, the restroom please and and00:43:25
Locker rooms00:43:27
So you have something normal on the site,00:43:28
I don’t know to be honest what maybe we’ll00:43:32
go to the congratulations page So let’s go to the congratulations page, what’s00:43:34
there And there I, in my typical manner, don’t I00:43:37
forgot to congratulate all the women of our school00:43:39
on International Women's Day, interesting,00:43:41
Sorry girls, Happy March 9th, half out00:43:45
of here KVN team Prima Kursk our00:43:50
[applause]00:43:55
team is too far from the people00:43:58
Meet the Kursk musical00:44:03
movers00:44:05
shpok00:44:07
hump damn00:44:11
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Livshits00:44:14
flooded shpar damn Livshits flooded shpa00:44:20
damn lishi00:44:23
You've been flooded by a task all your life and00:44:27
have been busy with your fingers all your life for this work, there is no00:44:31
price when they paid us like that,00:44:35
by the way, guys. And how much do00:44:38
we get paid for this crap? 150 each for00:44:43
everyone. You would have acted like00:44:51
we00:44:54
had a00:44:59
smoke break, damn it, we've been flooded00:45:03
when I was kicked out of00:45:11
the institute, I decided become a loader Many people00:45:14
ask me what it means not to00:45:17
turn over, this is a philosophical question, after all,00:45:20
who was00:45:24
Kant? It00:45:27
was such a philosopher who thought a lot,00:45:29
thought a lot, don’t turn over, don’t think,00:45:34
load00:45:36
the damn Well, hello, the redhead will give it00:45:41
cast iron from the Curse of00:45:44
Darkness When you knew, without this we, you didn’t wash in it00:45:51
and00:45:54
a smoke break Aa00:45:58
Aa that day we carried the piano to the00:46:01
twelfth floor for Professor00:46:04
Livshits, why would a mathematics professor need a00:46:10
piano for his00:46:12
daughter but how how Poor girl will00:46:17
play the damned name00:46:20
[applause] the00:46:24
piano happily beat the elevator operator but this is00:46:30
not our fault When you are probably so much angry you00:46:36
started everyday life how00:46:42
we yo-my00:46:45
lunch corb corb ay-ay00:46:49
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is it00:46:54
alaikum00:46:57
I'm a grushchik00:47:00
guest worker some people take work00:47:03
from home and I take the house to00:47:07
work I rent a bathtub Well, like a bathtub corner00:47:13
you know the loader will not00:47:16
disappear anywhere from Kazakhstan to us00:47:20
they called the work of the order in00:47:23
one and the soaps00:47:27
outgrew the capital from Almaty I00:47:35
will rise up That's how we work and if00:47:38
someone doesn't like our work we will00:47:40
tell him one thing, cool it, you yourself, yourself, yourself,00:47:46
cool you, yourself, yourself, don’t tear it up from00:47:50
Buza Tui Malu Ile is the00:47:54
first of00:47:57
another country, I don’t know where a00:48:02
person does this and there are00:48:05
not many achievements left00:48:09
for the country; you can00:48:12
list them on one hand, you can ballet00:48:15
matryoshka hockey and00:48:18
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Hello This is my guest, the most00:48:42
famous extreme sportsman in the world, John Buckley,00:48:45
he just recently returned from Kursk and will00:48:47
now tell you what types of00:48:48
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there00:48:57
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never And what is popular then?00:49:29
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Dmitry Nagiyev, the00:50:14
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Gates was released in America Today we will learn to play00:50:22
Tetris, let's look at its figures, the first00:50:25
figure is called00:50:27
g from English00:50:29
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second of Moscow windows undying00:50:41
light let's move on to game situations in front of00:50:45
you is the classic beginning of a00:50:51
beginner the situation is of course hopeless00:50:55
only this is not Ninth00:50:58
speed beginners remember that00:51:02
these movements are not for you00:51:08
another very typical situation will help, it’s00:51:10
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for example, the situation No, I’m not an idiot, I’m00:51:31
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let’s move on to hopeless00:51:39
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situations, this situation is called00:51:47
very simply, damn, or maybe those ko00:51:49
I know how to put it00:51:51
here, it doesn’t happen like this, finally the most00:51:55
terrible situation is called00:51:58
treacherous00:52:00
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[music]00:52:08
things, and00:52:10
finally, if such a figure flies to you,00:52:15
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