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How much does King Who Wins Burger cost?00:00:06
King00:00:07
I don't know, I'll ask my friends00:00:10
9900:00:11
insanely profitable King00:00:17
and 10 percent discount when paying via00:00:20
St. Petersburg00:00:21
[music]00:01:11
Good evening friends Hello Hello00:01:15
[applause]00:01:19
I don't believe this is your maximum. Let's go00:01:22
Let's get together and give it our all, let's go00:01:30
everyone is ready then I have something for you00:01:34
a special phrase to start with00:01:35
almost every concert of ours dear00:01:37
friends We are glad to welcome you to00:01:40
our new men's concert under00:01:42
the name of mint00:01:47
Today we have a real men's concert00:01:51
concert for men about men and for00:01:54
men00:01:57
Good evening Hello Artyom00:02:00
I served after all. It’s clear whether it will work out00:02:04
Of course it turns out that it’s just out of my head00:02:07
you say that there is and that’s all00:02:14
Hello Moscow is the capital of our country00:02:21
[applause]00:02:24
What is a concert00:02:27
he is the beginning of the end00:03:03
thank you, thank you00:03:05
that you don’t spare your palms Thank you dears00:03:07
friends Thank you Dima and UPA didn’t expect you00:03:11
see00:03:12
if it doesn’t work out, look how they applaud00:03:14
everything is just there00:03:16
they're just panicking, don't worry everyone00:03:20
okay let's start our concert for00:03:23
real men00:03:25
and for fake men women00:03:40
[applause]00:03:51
that would be cool too00:03:57
[music]00:04:02
[applause]00:04:10
[applause]00:04:23
Dimka Listen, haven’t you heard who’s here?00:04:26
sang such a beautiful melody00:04:34
exactly00:04:36
[applause]00:04:47
[applause]00:04:50
you're doing nothing, you won't succeed00:04:58
words00:05:02
[applause]00:05:07
[music]00:05:31
[music]00:05:54
[applause]00:05:57
[music]00:06:10
everything according to the specialist00:06:15
got glasses, need friends00:06:20
hands walked along them00:06:28
Ural dumplings We make everyone laugh00:06:39
[applause]00:06:46
[music]00:07:06
and they are for us on March 8, they are for us on March 800:07:10
resigned as of March 700:07:24
Well, what are we going to give?00:07:27
to our men on February 2300:07:31
so how many of them do we have on ours?00:07:35
plant in Ivanovo two00:07:40
and how many women do we have and how many women do we have00:07:42
600000:07:56
[applause]00:08:00
March on March 7 resigned00:08:17
How can you not take one director for another?00:08:20
deputy00:08:23
So tell me the year before last what they00:08:26
gave them the day before and gave them foam and00:08:28
socks00:08:29
and that one store opened foam00:08:35
and the second one started supplying socks00:08:37
government contract for the army00:08:40
No, we won’t give it to them00:08:42
after all, it’s a holiday, it’s a shopping day00:08:44
product you know what I came up with Come on00:08:47
our factory chat will write everything there00:08:50
our girls are all six thousand so00:08:54
Hello girls00:08:58
[music]00:09:11
girls you can stop saying hello00:09:14
[music]00:09:21
we have to wait00:09:25
where will we set the table for February 23rd?00:09:29
I suggest00:09:35
it turns out 628 km00:09:38
just all female team00:09:40
sits down Yes, great, and men around the edges00:09:44
table was planted00:09:48
so that they open the bottle00:09:51
no need to open bottles for them last time00:09:54
when they opened the bottles00:09:56
started00:09:57
and the middle of the table sat sober00:10:01
we'll do it this way, we'll just take it00:10:04
and order into the tank00:10:07
wine and hose on the table start00:10:11
wonderful And there’s a table across the swamp00:10:14
let's put anyone in the swamp00:10:18
accounting00:10:20
they live00:10:22
don't drown, not from such checks00:10:25
swam out00:10:27
And if it rains or not then we will00:10:31
celebrate the conference hall 12 visits00:10:35
500 people00:10:51
because there will be a fight, there will be no prizes00:10:55
we still have to fight for maternity leave in Ivanovo00:10:57
need to00:11:00
what's in the chat00:11:02
[music]00:11:07
look like that's it00:11:09
[music]00:11:17
we still have to wait00:11:21
products of our plant00:11:40
[music]00:11:47
What to give men on February 23 Yes00:11:51
offer00:11:53
[music]00:12:10
I didn’t understand that you came out or something. Everything is there00:12:13
anyone00:12:22
Listen, I asked the men what they wanted00:12:25
I need them to send me a voicemail now00:12:27
I'll turn it on00:12:28
what can I say, can you hear me?00:12:36
Once again, I found the record button00:12:40
I press00:12:46
that's all No another message from him00:12:49
In general, this is what you need, if it’s not difficult00:13:04
[music]00:13:07
yes oh someone sent a voicemail I see00:13:11
girls don't have to guess what to give00:13:13
our men don't care about it, let's00:13:16
let's give them our smiles and warmth00:13:19
Because if they feel00:13:21
our care they will be happy in any00:13:24
day and not just February 2300:13:33
Listen, maybe the creature is right00:13:36
Maybe we don’t need to give anything, let’s turn it on here00:13:38
this recording and further fight00:13:42
don’t give anything Well, that’s our trick00:13:46
men00:13:47
so one more voice Let's listen00:13:51
Girls, this is Antonina Vasilievna for me00:13:55
It's hard for me to write, I'm 94 years old, I use my voice00:13:59
I’ll say you’ve already discussed the seating arrangement for me00:14:03
I need to be placed on my lap00:14:05
man00:14:07
and I need to sit on Warm00:14:12
Antonina Vasilievna age is not00:14:15
advantage at our plant00:14:17
win a fair drunken fight00:14:24
Let's listen to the second man, he too00:14:27
voice recorded00:14:29
Hello girls but I didn’t know but give it to me00:14:32
give me some fishing rod00:14:35
put something together, decide you can do the dishes00:14:37
there or Bed Pink Well, there yourself00:14:39
decide but all smack-smack00:14:45
but this is understandable00:14:47
We’ll give this plant’s products as a gift00:14:51
what to give to the first what to give to the first00:14:54
We already gave the first one a gift as00:14:55
it turned out my away from the second00:14:58
let's put it on the other end for 62800:15:00
kilometers00:15:02
this is not the distance they are on the pipe along this00:15:05
in a minute they will get there by hose00:15:12
he has a fishing hook00:15:17
let's get rid of him, get rid of grandma00:15:21
Well, it seems like everything has been decided00:15:23
It’s a pity that the team didn’t participate00:15:26
nothing to discuss now, let's get busy Girls00:15:30
who brings what salad00:15:37
Well, the team is busy until February 2300:15:42
So what about the organizing committee as the last00:15:46
man we will share And this is us now00:15:49
let's find out00:15:52
Happy New Year to you Galina Vasilievna I00:15:56
Happy holiday to you Alevtina Fedorovna00:16:04
[music]00:16:18
[music]00:16:22
crap porridge for a long time this whole thing Listen to00:16:26
I don’t know how long the shopping center is open00:16:28
250000:16:45
if the cosmetics store is loud00:16:48
shout why did you take this [ __ ]00:16:50
turn around everyone00:16:54
Damn it's a hell of a mess this whole thing is taking so long00:16:59
Listen Until what time is the shopping center00:17:01
it works you don't know00:17:03
our shopping center is open until 25:0000:17:10
Now you would like to go fishing, of course, yes00:17:15
fishing now00:17:16
you were sitting like that, you could have baited a worm like that00:17:21
and threw it in and wait00:17:25
consider it the same if we sat only with00:17:28
fishing rods00:17:42
these are the ones that bite Show me00:17:49
I have one like this00:17:52
look at the applause00:18:19
What the hell00:18:22
and I00:18:23
pulled out all the web from the spider00:18:28
I see, I caught a dinosaur00:18:33
broken00:18:35
for 2,800 terrible infections. Now what about00:18:41
catching now at 500000:18:44
I hope no00:19:30
Are you okay? I'm fishing00:19:35
you're sitting, you're not hooking, yours is waving over there00:19:38
a long time ago00:19:39
Yes, I was thinking something about fish00:19:43
Dim Well, what am I showing you, you’re not looking00:19:46
I'm thinking about something, my little fish00:19:51
Listen, the hair color doesn't suit me. Okay.00:19:54
I won't take it then00:19:56
Naturally I lost my temper on this one00:19:59
counted00:20:03
[music]00:20:07
doesn't fit00:20:10
I'll go to the beauty salon00:20:16
[laughter]00:20:21
[applause]00:20:25
ate all the bait00:20:39
who the hell doesn't fit again00:20:42
Well, in general, I try to look00:20:45
It's beautiful for everyone to look at you and00:20:47
were jealous of how beautiful you are, so give it to me00:20:51
to me00:20:53
so that's how much00:20:55
choose this Dima I try to00:21:00
The world around us all was beautiful so that00:21:03
people admired the beauty and you are with me00:21:06
egoist00:21:08
Wow, your sinker is still screwed00:21:12
But I have a really strong bite00:21:16
bites00:21:17
brain00:21:24
I don't want anything else00:21:27
don't want I don't want00:21:29
I think my Lyudochka is broken00:21:52
dear, I bought you a tent for me00:21:58
fishing rod00:22:12
Thank you, dear, but I’ll just give you a fishing rod00:22:15
I took out a loan and I didn’t have enough money00:22:18
mortgage00:22:21
Happy holiday dear men00:22:26
[applause]00:22:38
[music]00:22:54
[music]00:23:00
let's take him to Thailand, let's take him00:23:05
But I started here and they are not allowed into Thailand.00:23:18
[music]00:23:21
as soon as the family got ready to fly to00:23:24
Turkey without grandfather, grandfather immediately decided that00:23:27
will die soon00:23:29
[music]00:23:38
Why are you starting again And dad Oh00:23:41
I'll die soon00:23:44
I'll try00:23:47
Stop talking nonsense00:23:53
just lock it with your keys00:23:56
doors so as not to cut them out later00:24:06
are you going00:24:10
and sheets so that it looks like people00:24:16
and put a tag on my leg so that they00:24:19
lay there with them unidentified00:24:27
What's your name dad?00:24:30
I'll die I'll soon climb I'll die I'll die00:24:34
what did you take? Actually, grandma came at night00:24:37
called me over00:24:39
so correct because at night it is necessary00:24:41
sleep in bed at home they are where at night00:24:44
drunk tripped00:24:49
Have you read my will?00:24:52
read it a hundred times00:25:03
wait so there are only two words here00:25:07
one of them is impossible to read00:25:18
[applause]00:25:43
400:25:47
400:26:08
Of course, we will definitely leave without you now00:26:11
we know that all the numbers are pin codes00:26:13
The numbers you have are out of order00:26:23
Why is this? I’m selling the apartment00:26:35
I can’t find one without a realtor00:26:39
so that they wait like driving around without a grandfather00:26:42
Turkey Listen, we'll take him to Thailand00:26:46
they took it00:26:48
But they don’t allow me into Thailand for an hour.00:26:51
I thought it was a woman00:26:56
in Russian everything is clear, you managed everything00:26:58
family money on the first evening00:26:59
somewhere to put it There was a mistake I thought00:27:03
VIP are retired veterans00:27:14
were00:27:33
it's no use trying to persuade him00:27:35
Something needs to be decided somehow00:27:36
agree00:27:40
Okay dad, say what you want.00:27:50
chicken broken bullfinches good00:27:55
ok and in the kitchen, let me have a herring00:27:59
fry Okay without a hood, maybe not00:28:04
let's go and when should I go and this00:28:09
three-ply toilet paper00:28:12
To hell with only the Trud newspaper00:28:16
Why because00:28:21
we understood the most important thing00:28:36
[music]00:28:51
will do00:29:16
while you were at work there were on your own yes And00:29:19
Why did adults even decide that we00:29:21
You don’t need anything other than the Internet, social networks00:29:23
the mouse is actually not like that I'm not like that00:29:26
that's it Grandfather I'm staying with you00:29:34
I'm not going anywhere00:29:47
[music]00:29:48
this is interesting00:30:04
[music]00:30:19
[music]00:30:28
[music]00:30:30
they need to be changed every 30 minutes00:30:34
Half an hour passed about me00:30:37
[music]00:30:51
due to the pandemic, one woman from00:30:53
Alapaevskaya gave birth remotely00:30:57
[applause]00:31:00
[music]00:31:01
Yes Yes00:31:05
everything You haven’t given birth yet, I understand Everything I00:31:08
quickly yes everyone, hello00:31:11
So stop, we can’t do without a mask, listen00:31:15
there's no one there, there's no one out there, look00:31:18
Look at the doors painted for you00:31:20
wild Yes Listen, I'll come in quickly now00:31:21
I'll rent no one anyway, I just have00:31:23
wife is giving birth Seriously, what the hell00:31:26
congratulations No, that's really cool bro00:31:28
Well, you can’t do it without a mask, you understand00:31:33
you can get confused like this like this00:31:36
no I can't take it off I need a mask you see00:31:42
over there at the pharmacy00:31:47
alarm now I will press in 20 seconds00:31:51
there will be 4 riot police00:31:53
around the room to all four corners00:31:55
spread out press okay00:32:07
Hello aspirin paint00:32:12
medical East 50 pieces all that00:32:14
there is lying here00:32:17
you don't have everything you have what you don't have00:32:25
I need them every 30 minutes00:32:36
ok then, give me 5000:32:40
masks00:32:42
We did not serve clients without a mask00:32:46
sign where it fell00:32:52
sell it like this00:32:57
so sell me a mask I’m buying00:32:59
mask so I can be served00:33:03
without a mask00:33:07
one mask if you open the product in00:33:11
pharmacy there will be theft listen What00:33:14
beauty I have money I'm everything00:33:16
I'll pay man don't spit00:33:20
you spread germs here pharmacy00:33:23
there are sick people walking around here00:33:27
I'm not asking you to give me a mask to00:33:29
I didn't fly, don't spit, I told you00:33:32
flies sorry listen I need a mask00:33:34
Give me a mask please, my wife00:33:36
gives birth Congratulations Here's a hematogen for you00:33:39
gift from pharmacy00:33:48
arranged it And why did you live here?00:33:51
Give me this mask yes I'm already here00:33:54
they don't care about you, they don't care about me at all00:33:55
consciousness microflora is no longer bad for anyone00:33:57
everything will be like this, sell it to me00:34:00
I sold it like that00:34:04
and our terminal froze only cash00:34:10
now I'm going to quickly where did you go00:34:12
man what, return the mask, that’s actually00:34:16
pharmacy equipment00:34:18
Of course you will wear it after me No I00:34:22
I won't00:34:35
boy are you serious boy that's it I'm flying00:34:38
boy I already have all the money00:34:40
Is there a kid or something? Damn, congratulations00:34:45
this is cool It's the Heir himself00:34:48
you see, let's grow up to be a hero00:34:50
so that mom is healthy Well, in general, everyone00:34:53
all this is good, thank you, I don’t stop where00:34:56
without gloves00:34:59
what else are gloves needed? Of course00:35:02
that you didn’t immediately buy at the pharmacy opposite00:35:05
that without gloves I'm a security guard, I'm okay here00:35:07
I don't touch00:35:10
bro Well, let me quickly take it off and00:35:12
all press press00:35:14
no no no no ok let me do it now00:35:18
quickly00:35:20
God00:35:25
Hello00:35:30
[music]00:36:31
Fine00:36:44
You couldn't tell me right away00:36:46
ATM doesn't work Why are you yelling I'm00:36:48
I'm not a bank employee, I'm a security guard. I'm watching.00:36:50
that everyone here wore gloves and masks00:36:55
say right away that it’s not working, I’m going00:36:58
here back and forth So you Be careful I already00:37:00
clicked realized when you had time Well when did you00:37:03
That's what I did, I was frightened and pressed00:37:04
straightaway00:37:06
guys, here he is, come in and tie him up00:37:11
Listen listen guy00:37:15
twist it here, pull it out, we'll pull it out here00:37:18
let's knit00:37:19
I can’t, I’m kind, listen to me then00:37:23
quick pharmacy00:37:25
it won't work there00:37:28
[applause] [music]00:37:51
like a good song00:37:53
Your eyes00:37:56
[music]00:38:00
my ears00:38:03
[music]00:38:14
Armenians don't ride in elevators because they have00:38:17
always an advantage due to charisma00:38:21
someone was beaten up in the restaurant, come in00:38:25
the damn chair always breaks00:38:29
[music]00:38:35
Good evening00:38:39
Good evening, are you the victim?00:38:42
Honestly, I'm already closer00:39:19
and you definitely remember00:39:24
[music]00:39:34
was a very simple hereditary knight00:39:37
inside I couldn't stand it Yes, when the Scoundrels00:39:41
started pestering one girl00:39:42
Thumbelina in a bar in general00:39:45
And when my gentleman ears heard00:39:49
as they say puppies stop breaking00:39:51
Come with us and agree, Baby this is00:39:53
it’s already too much, but that’s what it means here too00:39:56
this noble tiger burst out of00:40:00
self-control cells and attacked to find00:40:02
their three lustful animals, here I am in short00:40:05
I'll remove the first one right away, he says the second one00:40:06
so they grabbed him and threw him over the bar counter00:40:08
the third begged for mercy the fourth himself00:40:11
ran away so there were three or four of them00:40:14
who attacked00:40:17
their crowd was I only painted everyone00:40:20
In short there00:40:23
one over there steps into my hand like this00:40:25
I waved my teeth like this and he flew away.00:40:27
they hurt, they don't hurt anymore, I just hurt myself00:40:31
said Aram, nothing hurts you00:40:35
I'm just such an organism that listens to me00:40:36
me00:40:37
sounds like a good song00:40:43
[music]00:40:46
for my ears00:40:50
this is what happens to me00:40:53
Yes, I listen to him too, by the way, and now he00:40:56
asks what time you are free00:40:58
don't worry, we'll find out everything now00:41:03
so the second participant in the fight where is Call00:41:07
Well, wake me up. So I'm not going to00:41:10
sit here until the morning and there already00:41:12
I have to leave00:41:17
How can I imagine what you're wearing on me?00:41:20
handcuffed and the bed like that, the lamp on00:41:22
you're guiding me, speak quickly00:41:24
told Who is the sexiest me here00:41:26
I say that you are Solovyov’s Interrogator00:41:30
[music]00:41:46
[applause]00:41:47
[music]00:42:08
Well, how was it00:42:10
I ordered a dress a month ago00:42:13
I waited a month, I was worried it wouldn’t come at all00:42:16
will come and I have such a feature in00:42:19
in my body I eat stress00:42:21
and this dress arrived yesterday and didn’t00:42:25
buttoned up on me very much00:42:27
touching but not meaningful as in00:42:30
bar Everything happened in the bar00:42:34
I'm sitting here remembering an old dress00:42:37
new00:42:40
This Apollo rolls up to me00:42:44
at minimum wages00:42:46
Well, everyone, let's harass me, I'm already00:42:50
I was taken aback by how much you were in a hurry00:43:02
[music]00:43:18
[applause]00:43:24
No you are inch00:43:27
imagine by the leg almost up to me00:43:29
the exit was dragged well it’s a tank at least00:43:33
the wardrobe lady stopped and screamed and where00:43:35
dragged him and let him give the hole00:43:37
at first00:43:40
Look, familiarize yourself, that is, the issue00:43:44
weren't feeling well, of course not, it's her00:43:50
to drag myself by the leg to you to00:43:53
you put the walls of my hands like this00:43:56
wider legs began to look wider00:43:58
With your gentle hands and then tell me00:44:00
What is this forbidden item? I00:44:02
I say sorry comrade founder00:44:04
statement00:44:24
Well, at least a year in prison00:44:27
I'm sorry Olga Olegovna no Okay00:44:30
Solovyov's interrogator fails to cope with00:44:32
conscience cannot find its work00:44:33
catches a charming beautiful woman00:44:36
smart, let's all take a breath now and00:44:40
let's talk about reconciliation of the parties. I'm already at00:44:43
actually I forgot how you got me00:44:45
bit and dragged by the leg and forgot how00:44:48
only you turn my head around00:44:50
they hit me so much I remember everything00:44:52
only good ones How you waylaid me00:44:54
near the toilet they came to the wall to talk00:44:56
and Pupsy is a treasure trove of things to break Come with me00:44:58
These are all somehow pleasant there00:45:01
to be honest yes00:45:03
and tomorrow you can submit an application. Why?00:45:06
statement tomorrow00:45:08
Well, let's see how your side is today00:45:10
will try on00:45:15
Well, let's see if you don't see me00:45:18
squeeze out00:45:22
I'm waiting at the exit, I'll see you tomorrow if I see you00:45:26
I'll be back why write a statement about00:45:28
rape00:45:43
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[applause]00:45:52
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[applause] [music]00:46:04
are you normal in general yes no I am the driver00:46:07
minibuses threw the salon to come here00:46:09
get there faster00:46:18
[music]00:46:21
Hi all00:46:22
surprised that I speak Russian Yes00:46:25
It's just that everything I want00:46:27
one can only say about America00:46:30
in Russian00:46:38
I used to be a modest business00:46:41
[music]00:46:51
soon I got tired of all this and then I00:46:57
strongly quarreled with everyone in the world and his00:47:02
fellow citizens are fed up00:47:04
And now Biden has become president00:47:07
I'm struggling with social networks00:47:10
and to solve my problems and I now00:47:15
I will turn to Russia Give me citizenship00:47:18
Give me citizenship for the whole country00:47:21
are being persecuted, what kind of hooliganism? Give me00:47:24
give me citizenship give me citizenship I00:47:28
I want to return to the media space00:47:32
I promise it will be useful to all of you00:47:35
Don't look that I'm old00:47:38
I can be a setup foreman00:47:41
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[music]00:47:57
[music]00:48:05
I'll move to the outback then00:48:08
I'll drink Saransk00:48:26
[applause]00:48:31
But if it doesn’t work out with Russia, then what are you00:48:36
I won't be back anymore00:48:39
I'll grow an ultrasound under my nose00:48:42
Will give then citizenship of Belarus00:48:45
Let me00:48:48
citizenship I want to return00:48:52
[music]00:49:00
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[applause] [music]00:49:13
[applause]00:49:19
[music]00:49:29
a boy raised on fairy tales got married00:49:32
on a frog and kissed it until00:49:36
she didn't learn00:49:39
[laughter]00:49:50
What please sit down I'll keep it quiet for you00:49:52
I'll explain. I'm just looking at him and he's00:49:55
me and my eyes are so sick00:49:57
sick or worse, take a breath now00:49:59
deeper, in short, he asked where from00:50:02
children are taken00:50:05
and that's all I mean and that's all He asked And so00:50:08
looks at me like this00:50:09
his eyes, his look, this one, and you00:50:11
you know who's looking at me like this? I'm00:50:12
I can't lie, are you serious now?00:50:16
seriously this is the same look like this00:50:19
same as with you and like I don’t know00:50:21
ok in general yes no I am the driver00:50:24
minibuses threw the salon to come here00:50:25
get there faster00:50:27
we'll go across the river let's go00:50:29
cut off somehow00:50:31
speedometer and put it down and broke it00:50:34
I actually have a speed bump00:50:36
jumped out of the car00:50:39
there's a whole minibus of gray-haired people parked at home00:50:41
just because you were scared00:50:43
talk to a five year old00:50:46
Which five you say too five they are five and00:50:49
he's two, he'll be seven soon, he'll be going to school soon00:50:52
and we will explain everything there without us Ksyusha Well00:50:54
let's just have 5 years with a child in general00:50:56
We won’t cross paths with him at school00:50:57
everything will be explained clearly, no way00:50:59
it will work out I thought we have a two-room toilet00:51:02
combined with a bathroom and we are in any case for 500:51:04
years, let's cross paths here now00:51:09
that I gave him my phone number and00:51:11
he turned on the tablet and the TV there00:51:13
That's all you Komarovsky is sitting with me00:51:15
Of course it sucks, I needed virtual glasses00:51:18
reality still order for the child00:51:20
didn't touch you at all, tell me00:51:22
Virtual Reality will arrive at eight00:51:26
at his age These are the questions from00:51:29
my parents asked me Well, somehow I lived00:51:31
you know, kind of quiet, somehow strange Well00:51:33
You figured it all out at 30 years old00:51:35
figured out the first month of pregnancy00:51:37
stood in the window waiting00:51:43
who is Ice00:51:45
in the nursery, he gathered there all by himself00:51:49
calmly00:51:51
Dad told me everything. Now I'll tell you everything.00:51:54
will explain00:51:56
In general, when uncle and auntie love00:52:00
each other they have a baby00:52:02
hits00:52:10
really the look is heavy I'm telling you00:52:12
All about you on the Internet you looked at What00:52:15
there I looked there Therefore, to the request00:52:17
pictures he can't do that00:52:19
I understand. Now I’ll call my mom and she’ll call us.00:52:22
everything will help Come on mom, hi, listen, I'm00:52:26
I didn’t ask you when you were a child, where are your children from?00:52:28
they take it, but maybe it wasn’t there for five years00:52:29
what did you answer? I mean, that's what you said00:52:31
why did you tell a five year old child00:52:34
How is it that I have a look00:52:36
it was heavy00:52:40
there is an option How else can I explain00:52:46
look there is a flower00:52:49
and when the bee begins to cross-pollinate you00:52:53
Why are you standing there with your mouth open?00:52:55
You just say it so interestingly00:52:59
I don’t remember nerds at all from school apparently00:53:02
Listen, maybe something simpler through00:53:05
basketball basketball Well yeah Well there you go00:53:09
ring but the ball hits the ring and victory00:53:13
Well, everything is clear00:53:15
not clear Well00:53:17
ring00:53:19
Victory00:53:27
I don't know how else it could be somehow00:53:30
put it down00:53:32
question to question since he tell me how00:53:35
hits the tummy00:53:38
how will you manage this00:53:40
information00:53:44
everything will go away quietly Yes, if you00:53:47
boss of this phrase I sat down at work00:53:48
When did you get into the company's accounting department?00:53:51
doesn’t mean that Vanya will be there too00:53:52
bat my eyes I will refuse vacation pay00:53:54
benefits Are you better?00:53:58
neatly00:54:00
say come on00:54:04
tell me to stand00:54:09
put together let's go Okay00:54:16
Ask us now what you wanted there00:54:19
to know00:54:26
There00:54:29
flowers turn out00:54:33
Mom, how are you going to manage00:54:36
this information00:54:39
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Mom dad, I saved up money for you and I want00:54:46
buy yourself a brother00:54:55
Not enough I'll add00:55:03
[applause]00:55:04
[music]00:55:25
You're not half Russian, I'm not all00:55:28
Russian00:55:43
[music]00:55:52
So, comrade fighters00:55:56
An order came from Moscow00:55:58
for the purposes of army populations that is00:56:02
a guide to what can be popularized00:56:06
Frolov Are you the smartest or something?00:56:09
I'm iq80 and what size is your hat?00:56:14
58 that's what tomorrow your IQ coincided with00:56:18
I understand the size of the hat00:56:23
So this is how I read out the general order00:56:27
film all the parts like this00:56:31
challenges00:56:35
What kind of word is this00:56:55
Challenge is a challenge in English Challenge00:56:58
call what call is it from the ambulance call from00:57:02
us call to whom00:57:12
got it So that's it00:57:15
an order is an order, we will shoot00:57:17
phone since we have everything on the phone00:57:20
They took the phones and give them only by00:57:22
on Saturdays everything is right Frolov because00:57:25
You can serve and call only in one00:57:27
the right place in the church00:57:32
Here you go, I took it from my daughter on receipt00:57:35
Got it more carefully So this is my phone00:57:40
on Saturdays it's yours00:57:42
and other days it's not even mine00:57:45
Okay, so I caught a glimpse yesterday00:57:49
looked all over the Internet00:57:53
this man can't00:57:56
Russian ensign can00:58:00
one funny one00:58:02
there it means it's a girl sitting like that00:58:05
then she kicked her shoe and turned00:58:08
a beautiful woman that reminded me of that00:58:12
the case when Mukhamedyarov is on the parade ground00:58:14
dropped a grenade00:58:34
take off your shoe, you will kick Frolov You00:58:38
remove carefully remove yes00:58:41
That's it, I'll leave the frame00:58:45
Yes00:58:49
And00:58:51
what and why not in full dress uniform00:58:54
legs will have time00:58:56
muhammederov means unprepared00:58:59
the woman in civilian life managed00:59:02
a Combat unit of the Russian Army00:59:04
professional didn't have time00:59:07
why is it a gluing, what a gluing00:59:11
gluing There are dogs on the street00:59:16
installation00:59:19
Well00:59:21
and that's all that now throw your leg on00:59:25
kick your leg like mukhamedyarov did and sit00:59:28
Like you're cool00:59:47
That's how you smile00:59:50
Come quickly00:59:54
stripped off00:59:56
I took off the beast a long time ago00:59:59
I lost it because of you, I’m editing everything now01:00:03
ready, look, well, I've mounted it01:00:06
Nuka01:00:07
funny muhammeder sitting with a stupid shoe01:00:10
kicks01:00:13
What is it01:00:24
so that this doesn't happen again01:00:27
you'll see me for the rest of your life01:00:30
someone to join the army01:00:32
Or maybe it's some kind of sports01:00:34
Let's remove the challenge, what's this, watch it01:00:38
there is such an idea, look01:00:39
do two-arm pull-ups01:00:48
this is how I will do it very simple look01:00:51
you first do a two-arm pull-up01:01:03
but I just want to upset you01:01:06
I'll have to immediately01:01:11
so come on yes let's shoot like this01:01:16
give it there bro, take it off01:01:19
that is, you jump onto the horizontal bar with a certificate01:01:21
lice jumps on Mukhamedyarov01:01:24
ensign it's almost like they knew him01:01:27
erect01:01:30
let's set it up carefully01:01:32
just nothing good01:01:36
[applause]01:01:42
[music]01:01:58
[applause]01:02:11
[music]01:02:23
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Comrade Warrant Officer Well, why are you such a beech?01:02:37
yes, this is an order for your calories over there01:02:41
the whole ballet Spartacus is enough, but for my sake01:02:44
Okay my calories are at your service01:02:47
So what should you do there like yours?01:02:50
dancing dance01:02:53
and then into a hole in my pocket01:02:56
failed you are shaking your leg01:03:00
let's try01:03:01
[music]01:03:14
it is01:03:17
now you need these clothes and change01:03:23
order Kuku order if I have this order01:03:26
I rotted your feet01:03:29
don't bother me with terminatorism, but I need it01:03:33
your clothes01:03:48
the size doesn't fit anyone, let's have it01:03:51
we don't have much time01:03:54
Listen, fly, let's not change clothes yet01:03:57
let's film some prank01:04:00
let's go with the general, he'll come in and I'll01:04:03
What the hell am I going to say? Why do I need this crap?01:04:07
full any shorter01:04:10
[music]01:04:23
write down the secret launch code01:04:25
rockets 74389501:04:31
What are you doing here I don’t understand01:04:40
there are no pranks there for a long time euro01:04:51
missile launch code 74 38 96 and not01:04:56
think about saying it so loudly because01:04:58
We have all rockets on voice control01:05:00
Hello everyone, it's bad there01:05:06
it's funny, you're funny, I'm telling you here01:05:09
turns out it's really a secret code01:05:11
rocket launch 7438 9601:05:25
faces01:05:28
A01:05:30
and class yes Don’t be afraid it’s not going anywhere01:05:34
will it work I don’t have a camera on my phone01:05:37
Fine01:05:46
Ksenia01:05:48
how charming today01:06:29
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[applause]01:07:55
[music]01:08:03
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[applause]01:08:17
[music]01:08:32
[music]01:08:45
Dear friends01:08:47
Everyone knows February 23rd on our calendar.01:08:50
what is this holiday what is this holiday01:08:52
Defender of the Fatherland Day But he knows it01:08:55
the younger generation we have Old Believers01:08:59
who think that no it is01:09:02
soviet army naval day01:09:05
fleet01:09:06
[applause]01:09:09
[music]01:09:12
and these battles are generally fierce01:09:15
those who are young are arguing, they are tearing at themselves01:09:18
hair and tear-off calendar are on fire01:09:20
it is written belly defender's day and those01:09:23
which Old Believers they point their fingers at01:09:25
demobilization albums yellowed son01:09:27
look here New guy poked, he says B01:09:31
in general something terrible is happening01:09:32
mess I think there is no need to quarrel01:09:36
need to celebrate If you are reading ex01:09:38
as a soldier, let's say Sergeant S is there01:09:40
reserve of British troops01:09:43
Lieutenant of Chemical Troops Sergeant of Troops01:09:45
communications01:09:50
some kind of defenders of the fatherland01:09:53
holidays Defender's Day valid01:09:55
Let's just have fun and celebrate01:09:58
[applause]01:10:00
[music]01:10:03
[applause]01:10:10
ship And when the years have passed it turns out01:10:15
that there is another native called01:10:28
family01:10:29
family troops which of them we can’t find01:10:34
I want it bye01:10:35
every morning you need to refuel here01:10:38
the bed in the kitchen is not on duty for you01:10:42
avoid here the title changes then bunny01:10:46
It's been a long time but there is no such team01:10:51
step left01:11:02
marching01:11:04
family troops but we get money from them01:11:07
I don’t want to yet Yes, friends here are real01:11:11
just like in the army I messed up, I shouldn't01:11:14
son nearby out of turn buy woman01:11:17
what is not an alarm is not a military doctrine here01:11:20
help because situations never01:11:23
are repeated And who has never received from01:11:26
wife's encryption to the store which is not alone01:11:29
If he can't figure it out, buy it01:11:32
do you want something tasty here?01:11:35
like in the army until you end up with your grandfather01:11:37
they won't leave you alone01:11:50
[music]01:12:18
[applause]01:12:29
[music]01:12:40
[applause]01:12:46
[applause]01:12:55
[music]01:13:17
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[music]01:14:02
[applause]01:14:07
[music]01:14:12
Good evening friends hello hello01:14:15
Moscow01:14:17
dear friends, we are glad to see you01:14:20
welcome to our new concert01:14:22
called today's crazy shovel01:14:25
our concert is dedicated to teaching learning and01:14:28
everything connected with this therefore01:14:31
please applaud those who studied01:14:34
[applause]01:14:37
excellent And applaud those who didn’t study01:14:42
all Yes comedians I understand well A01:14:46
who learned01:14:49
[applause]01:14:51
who did not study but learned01:14:56
Great01:14:58
I studied but never learned01:15:02
A little smaller but great And now01:15:04
applaud those who already know how01:15:06
applaud01:15:11
[applause]01:15:14
first you will need some01:15:17
time to become students who was a student01:15:20
applaud01:15:22
almost everyone who was not a student01:15:26
[applause]01:15:27
were students they will teach you what you need01:15:30
do what students do the night before01:15:32
exam01:15:34
of course they open the window and shout01:15:38
Absolutely right they shout freebies come01:15:41
Let's try 3401:15:44
great went freebie went freebie01:15:50
always comes to our concerts01:15:53
Maxim Yaritsa is also invited here01:15:55
wait a minute Maxim Nikolaevich I'm crazy01:15:57
I'm sorry there's no freebie for you today. You01:16:00
you're working today and you know I'm in it01:16:03
Once I went to the cash register Well, take a look How01:16:04
Tickets are on sale, I bought something on impulse01:16:06
Maxim had a ticket to the concert. Well, that’s it01:16:09
you understand perfectly well that you have entered01:16:11
this scene just for you01:16:13
applaud01:16:18
thanks friends01:16:21
Listen, you said everything is fine01:16:22
understand it seems to me not everyone why01:16:25
someone really applauded someone01:16:26
just clapped Masha applause01:16:36
Do you know that he studied the longest in01:16:39
the team is 9 years old, in my opinion, still not01:16:42
finished01:16:43
10 years Graduated no01:16:51
Nikolayevich, that’s what we call him lovingly01:16:54
most people call him professor01:16:56
because he once upended the professor01:16:58
Let's continue I'm coming to you01:17:00
question: are there any applicants in the hall?01:17:05
clearly not our target audience okay01:17:10
Or maybe not everyone knows who they are01:17:12
applicants01:17:14
applicants are people who think that01:17:18
we chose the right university, so we remember01:17:20
and we begin our concert to your01:17:23
applause01:17:26
[music]01:17:36
walking down the street with fresh shortbread in the yard01:17:41
hot with July rain01:17:44
technical document01:17:54
[music]01:18:01
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and there’s nothing to eat in the dorm. And we to01:18:20
neighbor Let's go trusting but borscht01:18:23
It's over and we'll wave our hand and have dinner01:18:28
let's go to another one01:18:30
[music]01:18:48
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Dima thought01:19:02
[music]01:19:37
[music]01:19:44
since its release a quarter of a century ago. And you01:19:49
Do you remember how you ran after me, we won’t forget01:19:54
these codes01:19:57
because our children are already doing01:20:02
[applause] [music]01:20:03
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why hasn't anything changed because01:20:46
this is the Ural show01:20:48
[applause]01:20:53
[music]01:21:08
electronic engineers on the T-shirt01:21:12
no versions at all. Why is this for?01:21:17
long distance01:21:19
electric trains01:21:25
[music]01:21:33
if by August you have never had a wind chill01:21:36
under the air conditioner does it mean it was like this01:21:39
to myself01:21:42
sugar it's hot outside01:22:15
My grandmother had a smaller carpet like this01:22:22
English French German01:22:24
Italian01:22:26
Bangladeshi So where is Russian?01:22:32
no Russian, oh well, really no for01:22:36
Maybe I don't think that we have a type of well01:22:38
cold all year round, white doors open01:22:41
Russians don't buy air conditioning there01:22:49
guys, this is not in Russian, well, it can’t01:22:52
Russian word starts with a letter01:22:55
then Russian letters are not Russian words01:22:58
Russians in general, well, maybe it’s01:23:00
Bulgarian Romanian Yugoslavian01:23:02
languages are all the same01:23:06
These are exactly the instructions for the air conditioner Of course01:23:09
that's what it says: Dulka Mighty01:23:12
freezing01:23:18
let's go step by step so stick not poke01:23:26
Wait, well, damn, it’s all clear.01:23:33
[music]01:23:34
Butyrka01:23:38
it's even cool, come on, don't go any further01:23:41
something is working Let's continue like this01:23:43
T-shirt electronic01:23:46
no versions at all. Why is this for?01:23:51
pressing distance01:23:55
this is generally legal01:24:00
but I think I know what it is01:24:02
long-range01:24:28
associative series01:24:46
The amazing language of Tyutelny is Crohn's01:24:51
Let's move on, what's next?01:24:54
instructions go further millet01:24:58
Well, that is, apparently we don’t have a remote control yet01:25:01
will be needed01:25:06
Apparently they wanted us to learn it01:25:09
word but then he often goes on01:25:10
repeats itself01:25:12
So about further in general in the course of the tongue twister01:25:16
They're going to poke at each other01:25:20
glitch01:25:24
I'm01:25:41
Who do you call, they sent everyone away01:25:48
Don't know01:25:50
get away from the drizzle01:26:00
So what and what does this even mean?01:26:03
So, according to the drawing, these are these flaps01:26:06
So you need to lift it up and start blowing01:26:08
the air is not blowing, something is certainly not blowing01:26:11
that you are stupid, it was said there01:26:14
stick01:26:15
didn't stick, poke like crazy01:26:22
[ __ ] off01:26:25
doesn't work maybe it doesn't work01:26:28
non-working maybe broken there usually on01:26:31
the last page and they write a malfunction01:26:32
and how to fix Look there now01:26:39
do you want the blow to blow loudly01:26:42
zyr first leaf we want we want let's01:26:46
zyr What's on the first leaf01:26:55
in their language it would be a ring01:26:57
shrank01:27:00
Hey guys here in short without 100 grams A01:27:04
I feel like I can't figure it out I agree Come on01:27:06
Then I’ll go to the store and buy 100 grams each01:27:09
I'll take some whiskey for my brother, maybe some cognac Yes01:27:12
what kind of whiskey take 100 grams of ice cream01:27:14
otherwise we are now completely boiling over this01:27:15
in the heat take both01:27:19
with this tongue the head is damn real01:27:22
feels like it's boiling01:27:24
festival loud Ljubljana 8401:27:29
[music]01:27:41
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[music]01:28:04
Yoohoo01:28:11
comrade director01:28:14
Understand01:28:16
Great He's hot in the head too01:28:20
But we bought the air conditioner there, instructions01:28:23
no in Russian at all how to be I'm in01:28:26
Croatia gathered language01:28:31
want a foreign teacher abroad01:28:36
language01:28:52
[music]01:28:56
[applause]01:28:58
[music]01:29:01
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[music]01:29:32
we didn't know what kind of house we should have01:29:34
traffic cop so we looked on the Internet01:29:37
What kind of houses do traffic cops live in?01:29:39
Stavropol region01:29:45
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Hello Dear TV Viewers This is01:29:57
program repair issue and today we01:30:00
we are with you in the Stavropol Territory in01:30:03
ordinary country house ordinary01:30:05
civil servant we worked for a whole month01:30:09
To turn a country house into a garden01:30:12
partnership bell cozy01:30:14
nest And now we are for the first time in a month01:30:16
Let's meet the owner of the country house01:30:19
Grigory Petrovich Dubinkin senior01:30:22
traffic police lieutenant01:30:24
[applause]01:30:26
Hello Hello01:30:27
[applause]01:30:31
I'm a little in shape, I'm just on now01:30:34
spoke there at the public council01:30:35
voted to introduce the death penalty01:30:37
in our region for corruption everything is clear but01:30:40
nothing Leave work behind now01:30:43
nice moment Do you think we01:30:46
remodeled and changed in your house01:30:49
linoleum it was time to change the light bulbs01:30:53
was it well energy saving No we01:30:56
they changed everything01:31:03
[applause]01:31:05
What is this? This is the renovation of your country house01:31:08
house we didn’t know what kind of house it should be01:31:11
at the traffic cop's so we looked in01:31:14
on the Internet In which houses do traffic cops live?01:31:17
Stavropol region01:31:23
almost identical and we won’t last long01:31:27
I had to rack my brains01:31:31
it's just a Victorian hallway01:31:34
style01:31:39
this is the living room01:31:43
most likely after our repair you have01:31:45
there will be many guests; the living room can accommodate 15001:31:48
Human01:31:51
oh don't worry it's nothing to us01:31:54
cost the program was created on budget01:31:57
money of the Stavropol Territory01:32:02
that's why we have absolutely no restrictions01:32:04
budget01:32:06
upset because there was no entrance01:32:09
enough Lviv and the family coat of arms Oh we01:32:12
didn’t do them because you did01:32:13
senior lieutenant and family coat of arms01:32:16
traffic cops start with the captain01:32:19
but we compensated for it with yours01:32:22
a three-meter portrait of you in a suit01:32:24
English Lord are01:32:30
[applause]01:32:33
village village01:32:39
No, of course you will want to sit on it yourself01:32:44
this beautiful golden throne is yours01:32:47
toilet room01:32:51
We saw the usual ones from all your colleagues01:32:54
gold toilets, but this is no longer fashionable and01:32:56
Cold01:32:58
our program, I'm really in the heat01:33:01
wanted it means it's time to go to the sauna she01:33:06
occupies 1/4 of the house01:33:09
and that there is always hot water in the sauna01:33:12
we cut off the water supply to the entire Stavropol region01:33:15
edge01:33:18
[applause]01:33:21
because we know how hard work is01:33:24
from traffic cops in the Stavropol Territory01:33:27
Where is my house, my house is 60 square meters01:33:31
meters where my house is, this is a surprise from ours01:33:34
programs we have expanded the walls now yours01:33:37
House 401:34:05
[music]01:34:07
I feel bad, can I lie down01:34:10
of course you lie down on this floor because01:34:13
that it is made of mahogany and01:34:15
covered with bison skin Tell me why01:34:18
you lie down on your stomach, I'm afraid this is Yasha01:34:21
boots didn't step on my face01:34:25
fasten the bracelets on my wrist01:34:29
Why use handcuffs here?01:34:33
you were specially made for this01:34:35
room with many accessories01:34:40
[applause]01:34:41
Tell me our program is going live01:34:44
broadcast Would you like to say hi01:34:46
to your colleagues01:34:47
this is not mine, this is not mine, this is a setup, leave me alone01:34:52
This is of course not yours. We have been working with01:34:55
civil servants and therefore we know how to01:34:58
everything is registered in your grandmother's name01:35:03
is coming to an end and I remind you that we01:35:06
made repairs in the employee's country house01:35:09
Stavropol State Traffic Safety Inspectorate Arkady Dubinkin01:35:16
[applause]01:35:19
any deputy head of administration has any01:35:23
region send your applications to anyone01:35:27
you wanted to see in our place01:35:29
today's hero01:35:33
[music]01:35:53
Seal up your den before the bear01:35:56
you fell out, close your cap before you get there01:35:59
The miners reached the strike and did not go on strike01:36:01
arranged01:36:03
[music]01:36:13
Women's boxing was a bad idea01:36:16
married men to rake less01:36:23
[music]01:36:25
Good afternoon woman01:36:29
woman01:36:43
Okay Who's last01:36:51
and you see someone else here besides me01:36:54
If so, then the pharmacy around the corner will help01:36:57
to be rude is to whom I was rude here And you01:36:59
Do you see anyone else here besides me? If01:37:02
Yes, there's a pharmacy around the corner. I'm the only one here.01:37:04
inadequate hint01:37:08
so woman stand here01:37:10
please don't wait here01:37:12
I need to be taught how to stand in line, I'm three01:37:15
placed children in kindergarten01:37:17
so woman please stand here01:37:20
You need to keep a distance of one and a half meters01:37:22
I haven't been here for just a month and a half01:37:26
one and a half meters Are you at the roulette table?01:37:29
do you work in a factory or do you have a one-room apartment?01:37:32
Biryulyovo one and a half by one and a half01:37:35
hand over money for tickets We have here01:37:37
concert Stepanenko arrived01:37:42
So woman, please stand here01:37:45
there's a line here, wait or get a mask01:37:46
put it on Why are you so afraid of the virus? I01:37:49
I'm afraid I'll dream about a face that's not yours at night01:37:51
Today01:37:59
so woman01:38:01
stop calling me woman okay01:38:05
humanoid Move over here and wait in line01:38:07
my01:38:09
Yes thank you very much You're welcome01:38:11
Hello Thank you Goodbye Goodbye01:38:19
I'll come by tomorrow01:38:22
we're not finished01:38:25
so hello please take a look01:38:27
my front camera broke there01:38:29
I would also break down every day with such a face01:38:31
see01:38:33
shut up there01:38:35
I also need a charger, do you have one?01:38:38
charging Yes of course there is no charging here01:38:40
hard fitness needs will help01:38:45
I need to change01:38:52
[applause]01:39:01
what fictional01:39:17
no need to hide behind your bras01:39:19
it is seen01:39:20
and ran somewhere So Valera went without for a month01:39:23
cookies You're a good girl, come here01:39:26
[music]01:39:31
and I'm looking for you01:39:33
she then got lost01:39:37
hit Yes several times I even wanted to01:39:41
police I'm talking about the phone01:39:47
of course Well, what are you Valera?01:39:49
Can you imagine I'm sitting calmly on the couch01:39:51
Then this boor comes and starts to climb01:39:53
out of turn Why01:39:58
you imagine01:40:11
you've been talking to me for a minute now01:40:14
that you don't talk to me01:40:17
[applause]01:40:19
that I'm not talking to you now01:40:24
[music]01:40:47
Pasha where did you run the day without01:40:50
protein bars01:40:54
[music]01:40:56
Can you imagine I'm standing calmly01:41:00
I stand calmly01:41:02
Shut your mouth, the fly will fly in, your hollow01:41:06
close it before the squirrels get there01:41:08
hide your nuts01:41:11
before the bear falls out you mine01:41:15
close it before Shakhtar and01:41:17
there was no strike01:41:27
your refrigerator at home is broken, you have yours01:41:30
I put my life there and it deteriorated01:41:46
[applause]01:41:55
[applause]01:42:03
bar01:42:07
you're screwed01:42:12
you01:42:14
[music]01:42:21
then it doesn’t overplay either01:42:24
we better replay01:42:33
[applause]01:42:37
he will now need intensive care for her husband01:42:41
call01:42:42
you won't need a phone at all widow01:42:47
Hey, hut on chicken legs01:42:50
turned to the exit in front and went into01:42:54
ass01:42:56
Now listen to me, what do I need from you?01:42:59
listen to me listen to me listen to me01:43:02
I'm telling you, listen please01:43:05
Please speak to me Listen to you01:43:08
I repeat, you are not listening, you are interrupting01:43:10
me put me listen to me man01:43:18
actually Yes, I'm supposed to understand that01:43:22
it's your turn, you're just standing there01:43:24
put them half-cut on top of each other01:43:27
man Thank you very much for that01:43:31
thanks to you I finally found out how01:43:33
looks like a dude01:43:36
Why are you laughing please?01:43:50
Thank you, I'd rather have another service01:44:07
[music]01:44:22
You understand son, you have to study and not [ __ ]01:44:25
suffer01:44:27
Yes, because it’s impossible to do it at the same time01:44:29
suffer [ __ ] make a lot of money01:44:33
[music]01:44:44
Good evening Hello01:44:49
I think it's called01:44:51
children's birthday01:44:56
It's Petya's birthday today, drink 5 and01:45:00
mom and dad are ready to congratulate01:45:02
father in a checkered shirt and festive01:45:06
track to be fashionable for the sake of the son to the parent01:45:09
it's easy that today is an important day01:45:12
they invited no friends, not their songs01:45:15
their beautiful elegant ones all together01:45:18
adults will gather in anticipation01:45:21
that they'll soon get drunk01:45:23
Birthday01:45:26
lifts the mood of adults more01:45:31
children's birthday does not have children01:45:34
no relationship at all01:45:37
drink took about five minutes01:45:41
then they sent me to the room to play with01:45:44
two more children just as unhappy01:45:46
who did not understand why they came 4 and01:45:51
15 aged children their parents are in Beijing01:45:55
anniversary the latches on the doors have not yet closed01:45:59
the doors opened as if on an adult's table01:46:02
bubbles01:46:03
an alcoholic drink poured down my throat and01:46:07
Finally, the children's holiday has begun here01:46:10
everyone drank to dad because of his beautiful mother01:46:14
then everyone started to the song of Shnur01:46:16
Mom and Uncle Sasha are dancing here01:46:19
hugged me and dad didn't like the fight01:46:23
Sasha started and performed in the open01:46:26
window about this uncle Sasha won’t remember everything01:46:29
anyway, everyone has already forgotten what the reason was01:46:33
when whom What time Why And where did he give birth01:46:36
only at 5:00 in the morning I was quarreling about01:46:39
Silence In general, happy birthday dear01:46:42
Baby01:46:43
children's birthday naturally day01:46:46
birth raises adults more01:46:49
mood and children's birthday01:46:51
go01:46:54
to me01:46:55
[music]01:47:00
I made it up Of course this is the day01:47:03
birth in Russia there is no such thing Random01:47:07
coincidences but when you sit down at the table01:47:11
on children's anniversary Don't forget adults01:47:14
that children's holiday is Children's Day01:47:17
birthday children's birthday where01:47:20
darker than the relationship children's day01:47:24
birthday children's birthday more01:47:26
raises children's menacing mood01:47:30
birthday children's birthday01:47:32
the winner does not have all the relations there is and01:47:36
birthday01:47:38
lifts the mood of adults more01:47:42
[music]01:47:52
[applause]01:47:56
[music]01:48:01
[applause] [music]01:48:05
if your child starts from school01:48:08
bring deuces Maybe it's not him01:48:11
stupid and you forgot to return the curtains01:48:15
[music]01:48:17
So Elisha stop playing there01:48:20
toys Let's come here and throw off yours01:48:24
electronic diary our family chat01:48:27
Come on Opa like that01:48:31
you looking01:48:33
Yes, you are the only excellent student I have01:48:37
A's What a great guy What kind of object is this?01:48:41
some new one01:48:45
and dogwood01:48:50
this is not new this is old physics01:48:54
So my result is not round01:48:57
excellent student on the contrary, poor student Well then01:49:00
Eliseyka is not all strap daddy is01:49:04
it's unfair that the diaries are already01:49:07
electronic and your belt is real01:49:13
how many deuces did you get seven01:49:16
son, remember 7 deuces, this is only good01:49:20
for taxi phone number01:49:24
go look at him01:49:26
[music]01:49:30
this time there is nothing visual to take photos01:49:34
There are no changes this time01:49:36
[ __ ] guys ate us01:49:40
we brought only 7 twos and school01:49:43
Oh well, nothing on what subjects01:50:01
that's what she told her grandfather, sit down and put it on01:50:05
Go to town for the cake and he'll give it to her01:50:08
cake She says I should go to bed01:50:11
the main thing is that it was delicious01:50:13
you understand, they will kick you out of school but01:50:16
who will you work as a security guard?01:50:20
all my life crossword puzzles guessing process01:50:23
accelerated expansion of industrial01:50:25
potential of the USSR 17 letters horizontally01:50:29
second n01:50:32
industrialization01:50:35
this is what you want01:50:38
How much is your salary? 17,200 Well, here you are01:50:43
this is what you are trying to achieve, son, you need to understand01:50:45
they study [ __ ] to suffer Why Yes01:50:49
because it is impossible at the same time01:50:51
suffer a lot of money01:51:00
Look, the child is growing01:51:23
dad something isn't working01:51:25
doesn't work correctly because01:51:28
electricians another magic word01:51:30
0501:51:33
0701:51:38
Okay liter01:51:41
everything worked01:51:44
okay Eliseyka, tell me one thing, who are you?01:51:47
I had one like that, I was an excellent student at school01:51:54
[laughter]01:51:57
sculpt When you have a child, don’t forget01:52:00
please, you and I learned this01:52:01
class that's for sure01:52:03
I told your mother back in third grade01:52:06
noticed Oh come on you're up to 5th grade01:52:09
there was nothing to note01:52:14
teaching light01:52:18
By the way, I'm waiting for the devil to remind me01:52:22
man now the number is over01:52:25
I'll bring it, I'll bring it all01:52:28
son Well, I don’t know, I need to study, well01:52:32
at least go to math with yours01:52:34
mathematics you who will be the digger of us01:52:36
Or in your case01:52:41
[music]01:52:48
[music]01:52:49
[applause]01:52:53
we won't take him01:52:55
not needed01:52:59
after such puzzles, I need a basin01:53:01
until you solve the problem correctly, you won’t even01:53:03
come everyone01:53:05
Petrovich Petrovich went here in the wrong place01:53:07
Petrovich01:53:09
[applause]01:53:19
[applause]01:53:27
Okay son, you actually know us01:53:31
Mom, it doesn’t matter who you work for01:53:35
professions for us The most important thing is that you be01:53:37
a good person, kind and sincere01:53:41
honest and most importantly fulfilled his01:53:45
promises01:53:50
ready to remind I remember let's go01:53:56
[music]01:54:07
[music]01:54:08
[applause]01:54:13
[music]01:54:18
are you a couple question mark children have01:54:25
If you want, I will take you to 33 waterfalls01:54:29
plunge 33 times and the children will01:54:35
[music]01:54:43
[applause]01:55:02
where is the driver, what a surprise01:55:06
what a surprise this is from me Sasha you know01:55:09
which taxi did I order? Which unmanned vehicle?01:55:13
unmanned taxi is like But no01:55:16
driver like this, we'll go now01:55:18
Can you imagine driving without a driver?01:55:20
Sasha is already heading towards the pillar now Sasha01:55:23
It’s better for the pillar to move in than for us01:55:25
we will sit 2 hours before Krasnaya Polyana and01:55:28
listen to him not shut up01:55:30
Look01:55:32
Krasnaya Polyana Please let's go01:55:41
mind your own business you know01:55:44
So01:55:47
stay with us in Sochi for a long time01:56:02
[applause]01:56:11
necessary01:56:21
Wait, what kind of reviewer did we order?01:56:23
unmanned taxi and anzorchik unmanned01:56:27
taxi for a long time to us in Sochi You are lucky01:56:30
it rained for a week, you went for a ride and rested01:56:33
work a01:56:38
rest you couple question mark01:56:42
Do you have children01:56:44
What are you talking about? If you want, I’ll take you to 3301:56:49
waterfall you will plunge 33 times and the children will01:56:55
[applause]01:56:57
Dear, I don’t know how you are, where is this?01:56:59
you we actually people ride in silence I01:57:03
I also like to drive in silence, and those01:57:05
conversations square head here is the case01:57:08
there was one man traveling to Krasnodar and01:57:12
he's got a square head01:57:19
this is funny, everyone's head is round01:57:22
this is square01:57:28
Yes I can explain the joke to you01:57:32
We got it, we laughed too01:57:39
you do not have01:57:42
it’s his Yes brother, of course I can talk01:57:47
Like himself Like Margarita Ivanovna like an uncle01:57:50
Gaspa like grandma Siranushka like01:57:53
little son, come visit Bye01:57:55
brother one brother from the heart soulfully in the soul01:58:02
who was he talking to now?01:58:04
I don’t know, maybe with Glonas01:58:08
Do you know who called, it's my brother from01:58:11
Yerevan I asked him how I was01:58:14
Margarita Ivanovna is like an uncle, like a grandmother01:58:17
Siranush as little Samvel and then01:58:20
invited me to visit, hugged him and said from the heart01:58:23
sincerely to the soul brother01:58:25
thanks for explaining, we're sitting here01:58:28
we think who called you01:58:32
I actually have my own business01:58:40
Which one is made from pine?01:58:43
the difference is small01:58:55
It's good that you are an unmanned taxi01:58:57
ordered01:58:59
nothing that is expensive, but I drive in silence01:59:04
Now I’m thinking about getting the vaccine or01:59:06
wait, they say they will chip it through it01:59:10
my grandmother knows one person01:59:12
who works at the virology center01:59:15
I told my grandmother that there is one in Novosibirsk01:59:18
a person who after vaccination through01:59:21
The chip is being tracked by the Americans, what do you think?01:59:29
stupid sheep you can't see anyone's eyes01:59:33
sign turn signals why the creature will buy01:59:36
license But the woman behind the wheel doesn’t know how to drive01:59:39
monkey with a grenade01:59:43
by train01:59:47
why is she a stupid sheep01:59:50
let's not talk to him Maybe he01:59:53
shut up, maybe turn on some music for you?01:59:57
yes let's turn it up please okay01:59:59
I have no music because I love it02:00:03
drive in silence, I bet you02:00:06
underpants underpants underpants on02:00:09
It's frosty outside Don't panic under your jeans02:00:12
pants for the day you these things Save yours02:00:15
farming by science02:00:20
underpants it's cold outside Don't panic02:00:23
under jeans under trousers on Day Three02:00:26
pieces Save your farm according to science02:00:32
really Let's talk to me02:00:35
what is money for? I have a garage in my own02:00:37
I took out a mortgage. I want the second floor, what if02:00:41
a friend in the administration can have it for02:00:44
money02:00:45
do now I don’t want a hotel I don’t want02:00:48
guest house leopard And you for the summer02:00:51
they'll beat it off in Sochi, that's how they do the garage02:00:53
I want to buy and make a hotel with 12 floors02:00:56
call Atlant and it’s still a long way to go02:00:59
By the way, you need homemade wine nearby02:01:03
cognac on figlo walnuts chacha honey02:01:06
stuffed royal jelly trout02:01:13
Stop02:01:25
then you will read something there02:01:29
I don't trust cards, they're masons02:01:31
came up with cards to keep track02:01:33
of people02:01:36
There was a case when a person used a card02:01:39
tracked the mass What needs to be done02:01:42
Say 200002:01:45
when you leave02:02:07
[music]02:02:08
I'm the only driverless taxi in Sochi02:02:12
I'm sitting there02:02:14
I look with my head at the steering wheel, I steer with my hands and I pedal02:02:18
sound Why 500 rubles02:02:26
500 and more02:02:33
to the red center okay let's go02:02:37
ok let's all just go02:02:39
please hurry up Ay okay Let's go02:02:42
Can I please take the steering wheel and then02:02:45
head is buzzing head steer02:02:57
brotherly okay02:03:08
[music]02:03:32
[music]02:03:46
wait let me just a printer02:03:49
I'll bring it. Do you have a printer? Everything is great02:03:52
the sailors are very good you bring02:03:53
printer and the rest bring money for02:03:56
Printer02:03:58
[music]02:04:08
joke on the imagination02:04:10
thoughtful boy came on02:04:12
parent meeting to find out how02:04:15
his classmates will look like02:04:17
future02:04:20
[music]02:04:22
Hello02:04:24
Hello02:04:27
dear parents, come on, come on02:04:37
[applause]02:04:48
now we’re paying for who knows what02:04:52
So well very good Hello02:04:56
dear parents Thank you for coming02:04:58
So we already have 6 again02:05:01
parent meeting this week02:05:04
because we have another innovation in02:05:08
the education system is now literature02:05:10
paid too, congratulations02:05:14
we have only changes now02:05:17
free02:05:23
beneficiary02:05:27
a new month begins so here's a new one02:05:30
hand over the contracts for the children there02:05:31
please don't read the chain02:05:33
just sign02:05:37
smoking Why chip in on the ashtray02:05:49
Let's continue, I'll quickly tell you now02:05:52
briefly according to the agreement02:05:55
a history teacher can tell02:05:57
history is not how it was, but how it should be02:06:01
So wait, that's how it's always been02:06:05
Well, that's how it was always supposed to be02:06:08
Excuse me please Can I literally02:06:10
I'll take a couple of minutes. I'd like to come see you.02:06:13
turn as a parent to our parents02:06:16
children take everything from us and they are examples02:06:19
of course they charge us first02:06:21
they are right little they look first02:06:23
turn on mom I want to offer your02:06:26
wives and mothers buy shampoo02:06:33
good02:06:35
If you purchase today02:06:38
you will receive varnish as a gift for a can of spray02:06:41
for nostrils02:07:21
[music]02:07:35
wait with the child's number Oh by the way02:07:38
Nowadays children no longer have names but numbers02:07:41
yes So very convenient If you want02:07:43
your child had a criminal number bigger02:07:46
hand over for office equipment02:07:49
I'm not going to bend under this02:07:51
system And this is what dad six tells us02:07:58
don’t know how much a criminal number costs02:08:03
immediately they called and wrote everything at once02:08:07
I’ll close your questions now. So it’s money02:08:09
which are rented for curtains they are spent02:08:12
as follows means 50% goes to02:08:15
construction of the stadium and the remaining 50%02:08:19
they are going to reconstruct the old stadium02:08:23
and on the curtains02:08:25
and the money that was donated to the curtains goes to02:08:29
Printer02:08:30
By the way, money for a printer02:08:34
wait let me just a printer02:08:37
I'll bring it. Do you have a printer? Everything is great02:08:40
the sailors are very good you bring02:08:42
printer the rest bring money for02:08:45
Printer02:08:48
I agree yes it will probably be so02:08:50
not fair, let's bring the money too02:08:52
to the printer and the printer like this02:08:54
the rest is just money02:08:58
changed my mind Let's all bring money to02:09:01
printer and printer that's just a printer02:09:03
Bring him money like this02:09:05
somehow everything Thanks for the idea about the printer02:09:07
enough02:09:16
from here02:09:30
in the diary02:09:38
And it’s our Trudovik who gives such assessments02:09:45
and this is what it means then this is this02:09:49
good or excellent02:09:52
[ __ ] five means02:09:55
serve normally Why are there so many new ones?02:09:58
these laws, yes I understand02:10:01
I understand your indignation but keep in mind that02:10:03
many new laws are being introduced but02:10:05
some laws removed it according to your own02:10:08
requests For example, the Second Law02:10:09
Newton was removed02:10:11
did not pass the parliamentary check sent02:10:13
for revision the law of universal gravitation02:10:15
removed now children will fly And who doesn’t02:10:19
will fly will go to jail02:10:24
Yes no questions02:10:26
no questions02:10:30
Thank you for coming before you leave02:10:33
please come in for 1000 more02:10:40
there for monitors I don’t know you’re delaying02:10:52
The school's job is to prepare you for02:10:56
the university is right there with you02:10:57
they will actually take money02:11:03
[music]02:11:22
you have to try here02:11:29
Well, well, there's no invasion yet02:11:38
[music]02:11:45
promoters in a shawarma costume were dragged away02:11:48
dogs02:11:53
natural cow's milk without02:11:57
fat replacer preservatives only02:11:59
natural02:12:09
we're approaching02:12:24
beauty saves the world and cheese is trash for the hungry02:12:29
let's go try and save ourselves02:12:37
Hello02:12:40
[music]02:12:42
[applause]02:12:46
we're having a tasting today, yes you are02:12:50
everyone can try the wine02:12:53
our manufacturer Help yourself to this02:12:56
I gave up because I have leather things02:12:58
No02:13:03
so what do you think02:13:10
Fine02:13:34
It’s a shame to put such a crown on the guests’ table02:13:37
put yes02:13:39
turn the feast into the first one will help you02:13:42
cheese musir02:13:44
Hello02:13:47
and you have 100 things here to tempt02:13:52
I should02:13:56
come on come on02:14:02
your hand won't hurt02:14:53
it's your birthday today02:14:56
attack on a person who has not yet been born02:15:02
Okay then you can try again02:15:04
glass Thank you beauty Oh02:15:07
thank you beauty with delicious syrdana02:15:11
you can take a little more from me02:15:15
Thank you wonderful cheese senorita02:15:20
Then you can take two glasses from me02:15:36
[music]02:15:50
[applause]02:15:51
[music]02:15:52
[applause]02:16:07
girls meet my friend vulture02:16:09
this ufologist is hereditary Good afternoon02:16:12
gorgeous02:16:14
ufologist Is this from Bashkiria or something?02:16:18
doesn’t look like it at all, not really from Bashkiria but02:16:22
I know about honey02:16:25
Very nice Gregory02:16:33
you're really cool of course friends02:16:54
I don't understand We still02:16:57
[music]02:17:00
moo cheese natural cow cheese02:17:02
woman's milk02:17:05
good Turn off this adware02:17:08
You don’t need an alarm system for a miracle and02:17:11
holiday to ask everyone02:17:13
all my guests are already here so that's it02:17:17
actually we work here, dictation work02:17:20
doesn't give it to you please pour it02:17:22
cut02:17:45
I'm not going anywhere02:17:48
I was kind of extended02:17:55
It happens02:18:06
[applause] [music]02:18:16
[music]02:18:19
So we have nothing here We have here02:18:22
come on, hesitant, come on, freeloaders02:18:25
damn parasites hangers-on02:18:32
we always have everything Alexander02:18:38
store administrator02:18:41
Please tell me why you and02:18:43
the employees feed me cheese and cheese for free02:18:47
Sardona needs to be sorted out02:19:31
[applause]02:19:32
[music]02:19:36
[applause]02:19:39
[music]02:19:57
[applause]02:20:01
[music]02:20:16
[music]02:20:26
dear friends, in general, here’s a concert02:20:29
about school School is great, great02:20:31
it's time and of course we gained knowledge there02:20:34
geography algebra works02:20:38
this is just basic knowledge for me personally02:20:44
how to be friends how to love how to respect and so on02:20:49
further Let's give this knowledge02:20:51
let's carry these throughout our lives02:20:54
school knowledge02:20:55
go02:20:56
[applause]02:20:59
[music]02:21:02
[applause] [music]02:21:04
I don’t remember my mother-in-law’s birthday and where02:21:09
I parked an hour ago02:21:12
I forget where the house keys are, but I remember exactly02:21:16
area of the circle up square how about us02:21:20
they taught me this at school back then02:21:24
I guess I can’t remember my wife’s name right away02:21:29
Gogol Nikolay02:21:31
Vasily information02:21:54
[music]02:21:59
friends, we will now prove to you that those02:22:03
the knowledge you received at school is02:22:05
your subconscious is not buried so deeply02:22:08
that we will never get rid of them02:22:10
now we'll talk02:22:12
And you will all be together in chorus at once02:22:15
finish I'm sure you can do it02:22:16
go02:22:20
Pythagoras and pants in all directions02:22:27
[music]02:22:31
Super Handsome02:22:33
every schoolchild knows our Pier 2 H502:22:40
Everyone should know for sure02:22:51
what do you mean, do you understand what I mean? Yes, what do you mean?02:22:55
who am I mainly addressing now?02:23:03
thirty-one second decimal02:23:07
someone's close02:23:18
didn't text how much for fishing02:23:20
take sines02:23:29
adult I'm no longer a schoolboy02:23:33
I laugh at the word ebonite But here is the pin code02:23:37
I don’t remember from the card And the year of birth02:23:40
Pushkin has a bottom verb sitting in his head02:23:44
it’s written separately so they didn’t hammer it in02:23:50
I still remember to pick it off02:24:01
let's go again02:24:08
[music]02:24:12
[applause]02:24:18
thank you, thank you02:24:21
my family let's go to you02:24:24
[music]02:24:35
[music]02:24:37
keep it in mind But all the guys will understand02:24:42
when Let it be true a little beard02:24:46
for you it's not possible02:24:49
It's always nice to learn something new02:24:53
It's always nice to learn something new02:24:56
It's always nice to learn something new02:24:59
[music]02:25:05
today's concert from knowledge02:25:09
presented by these Beauties and Beauties02:25:14
They wanted me to go to music all evening02:25:18
Handsome men standing on my right hand02:25:20
and at the end02:25:23
knowledge in the hope that all this is in life02:25:26
our wonderful viewers will come in handy And that’s it02:25:29
together we show Ural dumplings02:25:32
[applause]02:25:41
[music]02:25:49
[music]02:26:03
[applause]02:26:09
[music]02:27:00
Hello friends02:27:03
Hello our dear TV viewers02:27:07
all our beloved fatherland for her02:27:09
outside Welcome to Our new02:27:12
show morning Sosnovy I'll come02:27:16
friends We specially before the concert02:27:19
decided to immerse you in natural02:27:22
way in our art topic given to you02:27:24
opportunity to draw our02:27:27
charming tourist Olga02:27:31
Well done she didn't last that long02:27:35
move so much time friends02:27:37
we drew and now we hand over the work02:27:39
pass your drawings to our aisles02:27:42
assistants will collect your drawings02:27:46
we will all see that the work does not02:27:49
wasted, let's choose the best02:27:51
We’ll show you the obligatory ones and give them to the winner.02:27:54
valuable prize02:27:59
[applause]02:28:00
[music]02:28:04
[applause]02:28:06
Meet the leader of the Ural02:28:09
drawing mug02:28:12
[applause]02:28:18
humorous02:28:20
delirious talented people talented in02:28:23
this is a well-known expression02:28:24
the show participants will now refute02:28:27
Ural dumplings right before your eyes02:28:29
they will paint a picture that is in no way02:28:31
the gate of modern art will not fit02:28:33
So, meet our first master02:28:36
His arms and legs have already been torn off three times02:28:40
[applause]02:28:43
man got painting thanks02:28:45
the inscriptions are carefully colored and immediately bright02:28:48
declared herself Dmitry Brekotkin02:28:50
[applause]02:28:53
Let's02:28:54
add your first touch02:29:00
Applause to Dmitry02:29:05
for the next representative artist02:29:08
directions02:29:11
[applause]02:29:13
only with the other half of Petrov02:29:16
vodkina Dmitry Sokolov hands02:29:20
[applause]02:29:24
Sokolova liquid color relay race02:29:26
moves on to the next painting02:29:29
works in the technique of hissing spray cans02:29:31
this is the author of the painting of the entrance to Lenina 1602:29:34
from under his spray came these02:29:36
works Like the light that Seryoga02:29:41
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with elements02:29:55
[applause]02:30:01
[applause]02:30:03
Well, in my opinion this is an application for a masterpiece02:30:05
Friends02:30:06
next artist So that somehow02:30:09
Van sewed a bait to art on his ear02:30:11
Gogh and inserted Beethoven's ear into him02:30:14
Meet Vyacheslav Myasnikov and his02:30:17
assistant Kaylan Yuryeva what will they bring02:30:20
they are in this picture Well of course of course02:30:23
Vyacheslav dedicates his touch to women02:30:25
How did we not immediately guess and Bravo02:30:27
Vyacheslav02:30:30
nothing had time to dry template02:30:32
Myasnikov's heart is like his smell already02:30:34
attracted the people's model of Russia precisely02:30:36
they wrote a girl on a horse ball02:30:39
Alyosha Popovich and portrait of Leonid02:30:41
Brezhneva Yulia Mikhalkova02:30:45
Julia artist02:30:47
Julia draws lips with lipstick from five years old and with02:30:50
every year her work becomes more and more02:30:52
more and more expensive Well then that's it02:30:55
Applause Julia adds her touch02:30:57
picture02:30:58
[applause]02:31:07
canvas in a hurry the author of the painting is a girl with02:31:11
[ __ ]02:31:17
Well, what will your Alexander be like?02:31:20
finishing touch02:31:24
We, of course, Alexander signs02:31:27
picture and immediately labels it02:31:29
cost of applause02:31:34
Well, the masterpiece is ready to be appreciated in its02:31:38
authenticity I hope no one02:31:39
doubts Well, I want to invite you to02:31:41
scene of Maxim Yaritsu02:31:43
[applause]02:31:47
Well, that's what happened, I see the signature02:31:52
Roma, let's be honest, you're all right for me02:31:56
you promised that you would draw something clear02:32:01
apparently you don’t hear in modern times02:32:03
art just needs it most often02:32:05
look02:32:06
upside down02:32:11
[applause]02:32:19
We decided to give this painting as a gift02:32:22
State Tretyakov Gallery and02:32:25
we decided to invite02:32:30
Deputy Director for Relations with02:32:33
public02:32:38
[applause]02:32:42
Well, Veronica Alexandrovna, take A02:32:45
where it will hang I don't know instead02:32:47
a portrait of Napoleon of some kind or02:32:50
instead of a schedule for cleaning toilets already02:32:52
you decide02:32:53
gift Tretyakov Gallery friends keep02:33:04
[music]02:33:08
[applause]02:33:14
[music]02:33:19
there are a million paintings hanging02:33:23
and grandma is sitting like this, it means protect02:33:26
granny02:33:35
[music]02:33:45
[applause]02:33:50
Galya I heard you and Kolya were walking around02:33:53
museums yes Well tell me how you like it02:33:56
modern art Oy Tan is amazing02:33:58
just amazing you never know02:34:00
I thought it was just some piece of metal02:34:02
can evoke so many emotions02:34:06
Do you remember Gazelle in our yard?02:34:08
scrap metal turned over02:34:10
homeless people started pulling out these like02:34:12
fittings02:34:29
how did you drag your dunce husband along02:34:33
you won’t believe the museums, you dragged it yourself02:34:36
that's what he said and let's go to the museum02:34:39
In short, I thought it was in my mailbox02:34:43
threw up free cinema tickets02:34:46
At night02:34:49
[music]02:34:53
ok I took this glass02:35:07
there's no way to say it without swearing02:35:11
your paintings hang for a million bucks02:35:14
everyone and their grandmother is sitting like this02:35:17
guards them granny God dandelion I02:35:20
snot can be changed02:35:22
The controller came up, let's get into it02:35:24
blow your nose02:35:29
and then I saw this picture of a girl with02:35:31
peaches came up so well and let's just know02:35:34
closely looked at closely closely02:35:35
I literally ran over them with my nose, it’s probably him02:35:38
I studied the mask technique Yes, it’s very well drawn02:35:40
interesting I'm short at the entrance right away02:35:42
half02:35:44
[music]02:35:50
and here these peaches look just like real ones02:36:18
Really just once02:36:21
then with the bare hands of Grandfather Bear02:36:25
walked02:36:27
art certainly changes a person02:36:29
Can you imagine we came home from the museum?02:36:30
went to bed in the morning I wake up it means02:36:33
I did everything, I cooked the borscht, Kolya left02:36:45
which one is shorter than third grade do you remember02:36:49
textbook there is an elephant wearing such a fur coat02:36:51
[music]02:36:54
Dinosaurs anthology log02:37:02
there's a huge skeleton standing there02:37:05
Bones02:37:13
unnecessary ones were not useful02:37:16
you know the bones are just lying around02:37:19
Do you remember Ashot was rebuilding engine 15?02:37:22
details02:37:23
Well, no one needs the same bone lying around02:37:29
I grabbed What did you steal? What did I steal?02:37:32
I say that no one needs extra ones02:37:34
I'll actually do this shift lever02:37:37
gears02:37:38
instead of a rose02:37:41
This will be the only one I'll have02:37:43
pterodactics02:37:46
If everyone really liked it02:37:48
I've seen all sorts of dinosaurs there02:37:51
saw a tyrannosaurus02:37:53
Yes, this one looks exactly like my mother-in-law02:37:59
This one also carries a handbag like this02:38:02
the wrinkled, toothy muzzle will clamp down02:38:13
next time says02:38:36
This is a wax museum02:38:38
something because they are all there as if they were alive02:38:40
for real, that's the only thing02:38:42
For some reason Yeltsin has no fingers on his hand02:38:44
I didn’t understand what Yeltsin’s finger is02:38:48
I can make a candle for a gift02:38:52
you give so easily at night02:38:54
you're breaking up I have two more02:39:00
but DiCaprio then Well, that's how I am02:39:02
can you imagine02:39:04
so beautiful that's how I am in general02:39:07
Mikhalkov Think like this02:39:11
like this he stands like this, he makes his hand like this02:39:14
I walked up to so-and-so and turned his hand02:39:19
they reached out to him02:39:23
Who will throw a penny there? Who will throw some candy?02:39:30
Virgo beauty woman mirror02:39:51
what is there to stream that pipette02:39:56
Let's come here and have lunch, what will we do?02:40:00
soil Let's Kolya cook borscht I'm borscht02:40:03
trying borscht today and I'm impressed02:40:05
from art In general, let's have some simple borscht02:40:09
come on guys, it's just borscht02:40:12
it's like the granddaddy of them all02:40:18
delicious02:40:33
[music]02:40:35
[applause]02:40:39
[music]02:40:45
we need a picture now everyone has pictures02:40:48
at Buzovaya's painting at the Vasilyevs'02:40:54
which are on your back02:40:58
[music]02:41:06
the auction leader hit the hammer02:41:09
a passing cockroach and Aivazovsky left02:41:12
for 100 rubles02:41:14
[music]02:41:16
but when we start the auction will start02:41:18
auction let's start everything in just a minute02:41:21
here is the number good afternoon hello02:41:25
Sergey Vladimirovich my respects Madam02:41:28
Take a seat in the first row of seats as02:41:32
promised02:41:33
So why did we come here?02:41:35
we need a picture now everyone has pictures02:41:39
Buzova's painting by the Vasilyevs painting by A02:41:43
we are one picture that no one knows02:41:45
show me the one on your back02:41:49
there will be a picture you've been waiting for02:41:57
The minibus is full, you can go02:41:59
What kind of minibus was this metaphor?02:42:04
bad metaphor02:42:06
10 thousand rubles02:42:23
lot number one02:42:27
the most famous representative02:42:30
[music]02:42:33
the most famous representative of toast02:42:36
impressionism02:42:37
susurrealist artist bring in canvas02:42:42
Matvey is hot02:42:45
you're on the train of a masterpiece02:43:28
[applause]02:43:33
[music]02:43:35
Who are you? You don’t know what it is.02:43:38
beef as with you on you can02:43:40
talk at all02:43:41
Let's buy beef Yes for carols He's for us02:43:45
needed in the bedroom we will hang it in the bedroom not yet02:43:48
It was enough for me not to fall asleep at all02:43:51
How can you sleep when you're hanging?02:43:53
beef Hear you in my basement at 9002:43:57
seven hung02:43:59
slept like a baby So let's start bidding02:44:03
matvein morning puberty starting price02:44:07
10,000 rub.02:44:28
[music]02:44:34
once a man02:44:36
It's already becoming interesting to look at02:44:40
beef no how it all ends02:44:42
1250002:44:46
man in the front row 12500 times02:44:52
What are you doing, why do you not need it?02:44:55
beef you are not at all interested02:44:58
Good good I still have 3000 rubles in02:45:03
after all, you can get to Chita on foot02:45:05
get there 1302:45:10
pedestrian from Chita 13 thousand rubles once02:45:14
Listen, well, since there’s such a fuss apparently02:45:16
the picture is worth02:45:19
she will never be02:45:22
12 thousand rubles Two And I guess02:45:37
Nothing happens02:45:59
It's clear02:46:07
What does the heart believe?02:46:08
[applause]02:46:10
but my heart doesn't belong to hell, but my kidney02:46:13
it will be possible to sell02:46:14
[laughter]02:46:18
and how much will you take this for a barrel?02:46:23
kilogram price A clear 1500002:46:29
pedestrian without a kidney 15 thousand02:46:33
well, just but just for fun02:46:36
the bets went like in poker 16 thousand02:46:39
man in the front row 16 thousand dollars02:46:42
once and in the end02:46:59
[applause]02:47:05
I wonder what kind of clinic mine is?02:47:08
lips are more expensive than his kidney and eye02:47:13
Well, let’s say you get another 7 thousand02:47:17
there's this tripe there02:47:22
$25,00002:47:25
25 thousand dollars times02:47:29
25 thousand dollars two02:47:32
Lyudochka Lyudochka sell an apartment02:47:35
sell the apartment eventually02:47:39
If you have beef, you can02:47:41
entrance to live in an apartment, I'll come with02:47:44
beef to our favorites02:47:52
homeless person without a kidney eyes apartment02:47:55
27 thousand dollars times what you fight for02:47:59
at least it's real02:48:02
Of course you see his character02:48:15
Okay 30 thousand dollars02:48:23
that you don't want to hear how you lost02:48:29
eardrum another 2000 32 thousand02:48:33
dollars02:48:34
watch 2000 dollars times Listen and y02:48:39
how long are you up to today showdown02:48:41
works02:48:43
Do you have any other spare parts there?02:48:46
I don't hear anything when the hammer hits02:48:49
I'll buy my beef Let's02:48:51
let's call it a day 100,000 dollars for02:48:54
beef Are you putting together your meat puzzle?02:48:57
into a person02:49:03
100,000 dollars times02:49:06
100,000 dollars 202:49:09
one hundred thousand dollars 302:49:12
for 100,000 dollars dear Take it02:49:14
you can pay02:49:43
Eh Well what can I tell you beef02:49:51
but artists from God are my share02:49:54
Please02:49:56
[applause]02:50:01
[music]02:50:05
[applause] [music]02:50:06
[applause]02:50:08
[music]02:50:10
in it today you can do everything dad everything for me02:50:13
allowed told me how I met my mother02:50:15
He gave me a lighter and did homework with me.02:50:19
I tried the furniture and said that I would take it02:50:22
will try to give birth to them02:50:25
[music]02:50:33
fame comes from a good artist02:50:36
only after death therefore on Arbat02:50:39
all artists are alive02:50:46
Hello02:50:50
I just have02:50:53
and with that get up02:50:56
just in contrast, everyone will buy from me But02:50:59
you know, modern art? What?02:51:03
didn't color it02:51:08
Welcome to our alley02:51:10
artists come through02:51:17
What is this ship?02:51:22
What is the name of02:51:24
ship02:51:26
the picture is called a ship or ship02:51:29
it's called a ship02:51:34
and the ship is called ship and picture02:51:37
it's called a ship02:51:40
the whole picture or just the ship02:51:50
What is your work called?02:51:54
an even circle symbolizes closed self02:51:57
I found an uneven square, I just need it02:52:00
it takes a long time to start life from scratch02:52:03
work02:52:04
it took me seven years02:52:08
how much is 1000 rubles please I take it02:52:12
Thank you02:52:17
for seven more years you deserve it02:52:22
Thanks now I still deserve it02:52:26
once a year02:52:29
draw another one02:52:33
you're just lucky there, here I am02:52:36
look at all the real art02:52:38
everything is drawn clearly02:52:40
and the ship is clearly visible and even the seagulls02:52:44
even in the hold the eyes are visible02:52:48
here is a strip of dots These are sprat02:52:54
eggs02:52:57
[applause]02:52:58
please here's the ship02:53:01
Oh how beautiful02:53:05
what is it marine02:53:14
the work is called Storm, so here it is02:53:17
the ship of our destiny that carries us02:53:20
whirlpool of passions02:53:27
[applause]02:53:28
this is excellent let's take it wonderful02:53:32
carefully02:53:37
Thank you02:53:39
Are you completely crazy or what?02:53:42
my ideas Use and sell paintings02:53:46
you're stupid, you can't draw02:53:48
I've been selling all kinds of crap for five years02:53:51
worked in network marketing02:53:54
I didn't sell this kind of crap to people02:53:58
And in general, as my teacher said, no02:54:01
what matters is whether you have talent or not, the main thing is02:54:03
be able to sell02:54:04
Who is your teacher Olga Buzova02:54:14
Please02:54:16
painting storm essence02:54:22
immediately humanity02:54:47
Do you have Circle and Square prostism?02:54:51
modern Art02:54:55
How much is just 4000 and yours is 500002:55:01
art must be expensive02:55:04
especially since we're giving it away as a gift02:55:07
a gift to Vladimir Petrovich he is there in02:55:09
understands art, he will immediately understand02:55:11
that it's a thousand cheaper02:55:18
[applause]02:55:45
symbolizes emptiness02:56:01
[music]02:56:03
What is it anyway02:56:07
This is my cow, I understand it02:56:12
Hello02:56:15
what a beautiful ship you have02:56:19
what about you? And here it is actually02:56:22
installation02:56:24
dead knight's helmet02:56:27
very popular in Europe in Europe Ksyukha02:56:30
Yulka and I will be jealous, I'll take it02:56:42
colleague for company I went02:56:49
you can't go anywhere with money in half02:56:58
it's still better than empty-handed02:57:03
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and you also owe me for the courses such courses02:57:17
I taught you to draw and sell02:57:19
Sorry02:57:22
[applause]02:57:33
Good evening friends Hello02:57:38
just a funny song02:57:44
I can have everything today dad everything for me02:57:47
allowed told me how I met my mother02:57:50
He gave me a lighter and did homework with me.02:57:53
I tried to repair the furniture and said it would happen02:57:56
brother will try to give birth02:58:07
this is how everything is explained simply now02:58:11
dad02:58:22
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[music]02:58:33
and showed a technique on an invisible guitar02:58:37
played songs and showed me a trick like02:58:41
the club tore off what was the reason02:58:44
such sudden kindness just mom02:58:48
Drunk dad flew to Almaty for work02:58:51
drunk Vasya you're in bed for 12 days02:58:54
drunk dad drunk Vasya can even eat food02:58:57
give drunk dad drunk dad he arranged02:59:00
with a friend party drunk dad drunk dad02:59:03
will die tomorrow but happened in02:59:06
our life has taken an unpleasant turn, our mother02:59:10
I returned the plane to us a day earlier02:59:14
I didn’t know what dad could do in a minute02:59:16
sober up I didn't know what a child's life was like02:59:19
maybe I'll go to bed again because it's more boring02:59:23
9:30 no tricks with my hand and my brother02:59:27
does not shine Unfortunately, no after02:59:30
my mother's train and the conclusion was made by me02:59:32
the best in the world dad when my dad02:59:36
drunk02:59:38
you're in bed with her at 12:00 drunk dad02:59:41
drunk dad maybe even you're drunk here02:59:45
Dad is drunk Dad, he arranged it with a friend02:59:47
party drunk dad drunk dad will be02:59:50
die tomorrow03:00:02
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Thank you03:00:16
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[music]03:00:30
I'm worried about this comrade with him03:00:32
in general everything is fine03:00:35
didn't know what to do for a week didn't sleep03:00:39
I could have fallen asleep. We guessed later03:00:41
They brought the cabinet from the State Duma and he immediately03:00:47
[music]03:00:54
so as not to upset the little people03:00:57
pensions the government decided it completely03:00:59
cancel03:01:00
rehabilitation center for ex03:01:02
officials03:01:05
What are you saying your husband is the governor03:01:09
and congratulations to the former governor03:01:13
but bring him to us Yes03:01:16
head drunk visit ASAP03:01:38
every day we reduce the bribe03:01:41
bring them back to normal life yes yes03:01:46
ok ok oh what a copy03:01:48
Look03:01:50
Yes, can I have you, can I have you, and this is ours03:01:55
The leader is very good so to speak03:01:59
shows the results yesterday to him first03:02:01
since they gave me a pension03:02:03
Well, I almost died03:02:07
had to03:02:09
[laughter]03:02:13
these 5000 in the coffee maker put a cup of coffee03:02:16
I drank the change and didn’t even take it away03:02:22
this word03:02:33
eight days can't Sorry03:02:36
go big03:02:43
can't live without him03:02:48
Koltsovo golden golden golden Well03:02:51
you do what you do you through03:02:52
nothing will work out for him anyway03:02:54
Stop it Andrey Borisovich03:02:57
weaned start you know where with03:03:01
a gilded chair and a gilded love table03:03:03
good03:03:05
What is this bread? Why do they give it to them?03:03:09
you something is an ordinary bread crust03:03:17
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thus we answer them from the Reds03:03:27
crusts03:03:39
there's nothing wrong with him at all03:03:53
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sometimes he wakes up to finger03:04:01
are you doing03:04:04
I’ll say you know them too early03:04:07
release into Society and either state employees and03:04:10
they stutter or their sprinkler03:04:11
will crush the sprinkler, water it why Well03:04:14
Judge for yourself, they see a rainbow03:04:17
flashing light They think they are running after them03:04:19
she presses under the wheels03:04:22
That he noticed an apple in my pocket03:04:26
look how smart the apple is03:04:28
noticed yes Do you want an apple look Which one03:04:31
smart hold on What are you What are you03:04:33
he is my jacket03:04:38
he squeezed the apples out of his jacket03:04:43
You know what, this is our situation03:04:45
very strange By the way you don't have03:04:47
You don’t have TVs or air conditioners03:04:49
there is nothing everything was everything was03:04:53
only these bastards use a knife and children03:04:55
rewritten03:05:03
Look at the beauty he shares03:05:06
apple shares apple How well done03:05:09
Honest03:05:11
And why was he removed? And why was he removed?03:05:14
what he shared honestly, but it was necessary03:05:18
with money he's an apple03:05:21
Colleagues03:05:22
welcome the new guy03:05:28
his passengers simply beat everyone03:05:32
the passenger tried to keep a 10% rollback03:05:35
I barely fought him off, I'm out of my mind03:05:41
walk03:05:43
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Why do they get so excited when they see03:05:51
more than two people think this is03:05:52
unauthorized03:05:55
immediately starts to get excited here with his feet03:05:57
knock he shout What not to do What03:06:00
They are looking for him this is what they are looking for03:06:02
bugs03:06:04
wiretapping there are no ordinary bugs03:06:08
look he's flashing03:06:14
Let him play Let him play Let him play03:06:17
let him play, it’s better to play here than03:06:19
with our laws03:06:22
What a beauty I have to say03:06:25
dear Russians, let's not give03:06:27
bribes to officials because everyone03:06:30
the ruble you give will wean them off03:06:31
earn a living by one's own labor03:06:33
and they know how they suffer after this and03:06:37
live out the rest of their lives somewhere03:06:40
on the beaches03:06:43
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[music]03:06:53
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[music]03:06:57
like the Russian national football team beautiful03:07:13
[music]03:07:19
it smells like a farm guy03:07:22
farming03:07:23
[music]03:07:35
Jerk03:07:37
what a [ __ ] right away03:07:42
on football03:07:58
it's just because you don't believe me03:08:00
baby, your life will change now and03:08:04
will never be the same again03:08:10
two minutes03:08:15
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[music]03:08:23
Let me suggest it right here opposite03:08:25
beds woke us up art03:08:27
meets So here yes03:08:31
I want it right away yes I’m sure Yes two hours03:08:36
You'll spend an hour trying to heal nothing, we won't have time03:08:37
Let's03:08:39
look it's gone03:08:44
Wait03:08:45
I asked here you say here well03:08:48
there just wasn’t a hole there yet and I couldn’t03:08:50
imagine where she is, the main thing is when I03:08:53
there is no home, can you clearly imagine where in03:08:56
bathhouse with men in general03:09:11
in the center03:09:20
look take a photo of me03:09:34
and that the Nikolaev man changed his suit03:09:38
I'm actually a man under the suit03:09:41
actually, Kirkorov knocked us down too03:09:44
men03:09:45
Dear daughter, well, at least with your mother03:09:49
lucky I congratulate you on your anniversary03:09:51
Thank you03:09:58
With parents03:10:01
We have been living in this tragedy for seven years now.03:10:04
It's not my fault either03:10:06
it was you who turned out to be03:10:15
mosquitoes03:10:17
so she doesn't touch me03:10:26
Tomorrow I'm even closer to work03:10:37
It was a joke of course03:10:41
[laughter]03:10:55
I thought garlic was killing you03:11:01
very funny03:11:03
It's funny, he extended my life by 7 years03:11:06
now I'm sorry I didn't mean to03:11:09
it was a joke too03:11:13
Bye bye thank you03:11:17
Natasha, tell me this is what is happening to me03:11:20
hates it so much as if I am her03:11:22
Zhirinovsky is not allowed to run for president03:11:25
I'm already doing everything like that. I've already pushed this one out.03:11:28
clothes before ours because now03:11:29
you won't find one like this, it's good, she's from03:11:31
Czechoslovaks Lord03:11:34
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You can’t hang it on the wall, you have to get it out03:11:47
Gates of the Russian national team at the World Cup03:11:49
put03:11:57
Why? Well, you always complain that I03:12:00
for a long time03:12:04
did you understand? In general, so that you understand03:12:09
Maybe you have doubts03:12:17
what is drawn beautifully Very beautifully03:12:19
I just feel sorry for the artist. Why is everyone03:12:21
in any case, the eyes then forged the second one03:12:23
I can't draw one like that03:12:27
Good night Good night everyone03:12:36
Natasha03:12:38
I'm scared03:12:42
what are you I think she blinked03:12:48
I'm telling you seriously, but now I03:12:51
I think she's holding my legs03:12:54
her hands are so serious03:13:08
this is better, although no, this is even worse03:13:12
I don't even know what she's doing there03:13:28
Dad hello good evening hello03:13:32
Sergey Gennadievich, I see you like this03:13:34
items take root03:13:36
take another one03:13:44
Well, I really can’t sleep for a month03:13:47
Please don't let me hang you03:13:49
forged that who is the artist's eyes03:13:52
forged03:13:54
I ask you to03:13:56
Thank you, one is enough for us03:14:49
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[music]03:14:53
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Girls thank you girls03:14:58
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Mr. Smolov Yes, Mr. presenter03:15:29
Tell me what you wanted to become as a child03:15:32
football player03:15:34
Well, what would I like to wish for you?03:15:36
Your dream has come true03:15:41
[music]03:15:47
in Russia there aren’t even films about football anymore03:15:50
turn out03:15:52
Good evening ladies and gentlemen we03:15:55
continue the game What where when and today03:15:59
the national team plays against the TV viewers03:16:01
Russia's football championship today03:16:03
good chances of winning as everyone03:16:06
answers to questions from experts were also told03:16:08
before broadcast03:16:10
So the third round the score is 2:0 in favor03:16:15
TV viewers How right you are to us03:16:18
you ask questions in a different order than we do03:16:25
black box03:16:31
attention question03:16:34
in the black box what our team is without03:16:38
can't play football time guys I03:16:42
I know we are footballers, we can't play03:16:44
without the ball03:16:46
We're ready in the black box ball now03:16:51
attention the correct answer is in the black box03:16:54
4 billion euros03:16:57
still becoming 3.003:16:59
[applause]03:17:09
Well, what would I like to wish for you?03:17:12
Your dream has come true03:17:15
pensioner Valentina asks the question03:17:18
Fedorovna Gorbushkina attention to the screen03:17:21
Dear experts, what do you think this is?03:17:24
this I give you a hint I eat this every day03:17:29
time03:17:31
What can you eat every day is black03:17:33
caviar03:17:35
I'm a grandmother every day there is a black circle03:17:38
she has no teeth03:17:42
cat litter03:17:45
Maybe it's buckwheat, buckwheat is an astronaut03:17:48
astronaut03:17:58
what what to do everything fits you need to choose03:18:01
your answer we believe that this is Polina's father03:18:05
Gagarina03:18:08
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No03:18:24
knowing your abilities you are sure03:18:27
They answered that this is Polina Gagarina’s father03:18:30
But this buckwheat still becomes 40 in favor03:18:35
TV viewers03:18:38
I'm telling you that this is an astronaut03:18:40
cosmonaut is Gagarin Gagarin is husband03:18:43
Polina Gagarina03:18:45
Mr. Kokorin03:18:49
tell me who is your idol Ronaldo Ronaldo a03:18:54
would like to earn as much as him03:18:56
No, of course, why should I get less?03:19:01
and we have a super blitz at the table03:19:05
one player left, can we all03:19:08
let's stay and won't disturb us03:19:12
sit well03:19:15
Who will be responsible03:19:17
let me try03:19:19
So Mr. Mamaev, attention to the question03:19:25
he said about her that she was like them03:19:34
[music]03:19:39
Let's not me03:19:42
Don't let someone else tell you who else03:19:46
you guys are so cunning, let's answer03:19:55
[applause]03:20:00
Stop the game03:20:04
What are you doing? What is this not here?03:20:06
will run through03:20:07
Save for the Championship03:20:10
football03:20:12
When03:20:15
Why can't you do it in June?03:20:32
do you want to go train no03:20:36
we can't figure out what the hell this is03:20:45
guys 50 the situation is familiar03:20:52
Everything is fine03:20:54
Let's just get together where we're going03:20:58
Let's get together in Monaco03:21:01
as usual in Monaco we are still losing03:21:04
noted03:21:06
there is a question worth 6 points on the table03:21:10
If you answer correctly you win03:21:13
be careful question about football03:21:16
our theme03:21:20
Petya has two, how many balls does Vasya and Peika have?03:21:30
lastly the hardest part03:21:34
I think I know the answer guys03:21:39
Petit three and two swords03:21:45
You know03:21:51
should I appeal to keep or tradition03:21:53
Mr. Bites03:22:01
this is the answer they will never have again03:22:04
come03:22:07
no more answers will be counted yet03:22:11
becomes 65 in favor03:22:18
and all we can do is the whole room03:22:20
wish our players good luck in03:22:23
Championship and We hope to see such03:22:26
the same score for the final match of the World Cup03:22:38
between Germany and Brazil03:22:43
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[music]03:23:05
I have not seen anything03:23:09
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fixed yes03:23:17
[music]03:23:24
If a woman is nervous while driving, it means03:23:28
I bought the car myself03:23:31
Good evening03:23:34
tell me this is a sedan motor ship sailing03:23:38
search03:23:40
then whose passenger you have been for so long03:23:42
expected to come03:23:50
listen good Yes this topic is blablacar03:23:54
called and agreed without the beauty03:23:59
silent03:24:02
listen if i steal a car03:24:48
what stopped me03:24:56
Good evening03:25:02
hear03:25:03
it's good that we are such a fun company03:25:06
let's go03:25:08
where are two such beautiful identical03:25:11
girls03:25:13
silent03:25:15
today in Alapaevsk there is a beauty contest and03:25:18
silence03:25:25
Well, okay, apparently that’s who I am, you know.03:25:29
sociable talker03:25:33
[applause]03:25:39
I'll look out the window03:25:44
quiet03:26:00
what was it that suddenly interested me?03:26:02
this question now03:26:07
gave a search straight away without stopping Yes03:26:11
maybe we'll do just that, you know?03:26:14
stopping the guilt, so to speak, caused03:26:17
vital activity of the body03:26:25
[music]03:26:26
thank you thank you for doing it03:26:34
Okay found it03:26:51
I have not seen anything03:27:00
fixed yes03:27:11
It just seems to me that you have it somewhere03:27:13
ketchup on the shelf03:27:15
Well let's move on03:27:21
even more fun company03:27:30
where are we taking him?03:27:34
Why Alapaevsk We agreed on03:27:38
wide river as usual or Bye me03:27:41
there was no deduction, they outplayed03:27:47
it's funny what it's funny what they're with03:27:50
you were consulted03:27:52
Are you somehow unique?03:27:54
you decide where we will eat meat03:28:00
a lot of harmful you know03:28:10
[music]03:28:28
oh the connection has appeared03:28:31
call by the hand my wife Hello zarochka03:28:34
Yes03:28:35
Let's get there, fun company03:28:39
On a silver Lada, drive number 53303:28:42
Please repeat03:28:49
Let him meet me no say let him03:28:51
towards03:28:53
I just don’t want to keep people here03:28:55
for a long time03:29:02
knows where I'm going with, car number03:29:11
Tomorrow I'll go and buy tickets to the sea03:29:13
because you know it's so unexpected03:29:15
you may not have time to go to the sea03:29:17
Please03:29:35
[applause]03:29:41
What's going on here Why the [ __ ] are we03:29:45
We’re going to Alapaevsk and why didn’t you pick us up?03:29:48
me at the bus stop03:29:50
50 kilometers03:29:54
I don't shout He got into the car and said let's go03:29:58
Yes, Alapaevsk, you saw his face03:30:11
I was so scared my tongue was numb03:30:15
And you’re generally normal, don’t do anything03:30:18
are you doing I'm fine I sat down you are silent I03:30:21
Why didn't you come out and run after me like I did?03:30:24
I'll run, I'm buckled up03:30:26
good thing there's still something in the trunk03:30:28
I knocked and remembered that there was a bat there03:30:31
I practiced at the barbecue and wanted him03:30:34
how to hit it And then you came03:30:46
at least come out here for barbecue03:30:54
Caucasians grill shish kebab so well03:30:57
we would give him a lift to Alapaevsk, he would03:30:59
fried us kebabs03:31:02
So what about him on the side of the road?03:31:06
[applause]03:31:08
Hey bro, wait, wait, he'll be here again, ah-ah03:31:15
[music]03:31:19
[applause]03:31:21
Hmm03:31:22
[music]03:31:23
[applause]03:31:27
And I have03:31:30
the earth ran through my ears more slowly03:31:34
tonic03:31:37
glass of water03:31:39
I have no difference between yours03:31:46
don't shut up live I can lose my voice soul03:31:52
[music]03:32:00
Well, friends at the very beginning of our03:32:03
We announced the concert and you are in it03:32:06
participated in the competition now I want03:32:08
invite my colleagues to this stage03:32:10
who will help me choose the winner03:32:12
Novel03:32:13
[applause]03:32:16
picture number one Your attention about03:32:21
great first row 42nd place03:32:26
you were sitting there and you saw it like this03:32:28
very good next03:32:31
[music]03:32:35
Igorek 56 years old Well that was great03:32:40
idea to depict a pregnant woman03:32:42
sliding down a small snow slide03:32:45
let's see the next picture03:32:47
[music]03:32:49
but this is something very interesting I03:32:55
I understand this is abstract art. That's me03:32:58
I understand Pinocchio is a little bit Madonna03:33:04
and a little fireworks03:33:10
What logic03:33:17
crab detail at bottom03:33:21
great piece of hay here03:33:23
Well I think great job03:33:27
at least03:33:28
[applause]03:33:33
where is the author first row forty second place03:33:35
troika where is the girl, come here to us03:33:38
Let's go03:33:40
Let's go Let's go what's your name Irina03:33:43
this is really cool and to your liking03:33:46
applause We invite you here03:33:47
Chairman of the expert commission Maxim03:33:50
Nikolaevich yaritsa yes We promised valuable03:33:53
prize and this is not a joke but we are delighted03:33:56
your talent and we decided to give you03:33:59
a really valuable prize picture from03:34:02
Tretyakov Gallery03:34:05
flowers Andrey Borisovich go to you03:34:11
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directors03:34:15
Tretyakov Gallery in touch with03:34:18
public03:34:21
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we talked and drew03:34:56
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[music]03:35:11
Mozart wrote sonatas03:35:14
symphonies and romances for this Salieri and03:35:21
put food in coffee03:35:23
[music]03:35:25
and I have03:35:33
[music]03:35:39
I don’t have different parkas for that reason03:35:45
shut up03:35:53
Pushkin wrote poems and read them beautifully03:35:57
the ladies and the ladies were delighted03:36:02
kissed his sideburns03:36:06
and I have03:36:08
[music]03:36:14
neither03:36:16
reason03:36:21
[music]03:36:23
kisses the young lady but I’m not there03:36:29
the smell won't kill you03:36:33
[music]03:36:37
Van Gogh painted pictures03:36:40
But they didn’t buy them, I’m crazy03:36:51
and I have03:36:53
my arms grow a little lower than me and03:36:59
let the drawing of the spirit in place the law according to03:37:04
in the morning03:37:06
Russians are asked by their soul to dance under the battles and03:37:11
so that the soul is not empty, let us remind her03:37:16
art and so that the soul is not empty03:37:21
let's fill it03:37:23
Jesus03:37:29
and the gentlemen entertained you today03:37:33
the art of transformation03:37:36
artists and performers standing on stage03:37:39
the group entertained with musical art03:37:45
m entertained themselves but together with03:37:49
you made a show about the art of the Ural03:37:53
dumplings called morning Sosnovom03:37:56
delirious03:38:03
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