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[music]
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Great We are all not getting any younger and old age In
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the end it will get to everyone, there is no reason to
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be upset because even in
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old age you can lead a fairly
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active life Which is basically what the
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heroines of this video are doing going
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to the store to buy a
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stop car, there can’t be any tik toks
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but What Because there can’t
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be any currents. I bought
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myself a medicine, now I’m leaving Europe, a
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good pharmacy, I
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love everyone very much. Yes, this is pensioner
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content that we deserve, to be honest,
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I don’t understand this firm
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categoricalness of the pharmacy employee, did you
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hear that she said there will
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be no tik toks maybe with one
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phrase I ruined a woman’s entire career, I’m
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surprised that after these words the
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app didn’t delete itself. How
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can this be? And of course, this
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classic lazy answer
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because she could have said that this is
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private territory and that she has every
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right not to give permission for the shooting
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And in general,
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turn off the camera anyway, I decided to
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use it anyway Because why
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can only people
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throw respects at our tiktok pensioners? She didn’t escalate
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the situation and start a harsh
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confrontation, on the contrary. Yes, we
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even advertised this pharmacy, I bought myself some
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medicine, and now I’m leaving.
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I’m very I like it very much Although I don’t
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deny that she could have pursued
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selfish goals. Maybe she
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wanted to butter up the saleswoman with her non-conflict nature,
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like so that next time she would be
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allowed to take off tiktok. Listen, how clever you
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came up with this. Personally, I think that this is
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pointless, no one will allow anything there.
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Why
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Anyone who has ever been on a fishing trip is
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probably familiar with the situation: the horseradish is already sitting there for a
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cloud of hours, not a damn thing is biting, and
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the thought creeps into your head
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at such moments, the main thing is how our
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next Hero does not give up, after all,
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he caught this awesome video
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and then the hoba is on
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and the
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installation is screwed video surveillance arrived
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Yes, well, here, right according to all the laws of the genre, it’s the
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real one so that you don’t worry.
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Let’s immediately identify the driver with
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several questions in his head. I don’t even know
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where to
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[ __ ] start. [ __ ] it was a bad idea to travel with this
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idea even in a passenger car. And then there’s a whole
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minibus. Did he really
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believe in that much? micro prefix It's in vain
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You'll regret it You'll regret it How tragically he
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drowns, and considering that many of the people who drove their
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cars give names that bring tears
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to your eyes
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Although these ice floes, the lifted stern, are more
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reminiscent of an imperishable classic
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I'm sure they have Jack drowned there, too, where a
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couple of bottles, but I hope before this
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minibus they crash after all, we managed to
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reach the condition when I still
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like everything, how knowing the end of the video it
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starts to play completely differently. This is the phrase that
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people all walk on foot,
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and then it’s like all the people walk on foot, it’s
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a pity, of course, but that’s the law of
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universal balance in order to
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gain something you need to lose something, even if
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it is something
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in marketing textbooks they write that
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advertising should sell, but as for me,
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advertising should first of all be
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delivered by romantic friends, hello,
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Anna Dmitrievna is with you, who is resting.
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Guys, maybe someone is not knows if you have
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any problems with the spine,
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come here to the sanatorium, this is a
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great place, the equipment is great, the latest
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technology is great, there are no staff after
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this procedure,
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the spine will go flying, no legs, no
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arms, nothing guys here just like that,
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come here Relax
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Belarusian sanatoriums on the road are [ __ ] amazing
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I missed the good old
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amateur advertising, I even guess
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who they ordered it from. Hello,
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can I please have one advertisement
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Or a big one? I also like that all
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such masterpieces were filmed So they
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fit together perfectly Check it out if an
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emergency happened to your spine I have for you
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have
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Fantastic news from the Belarusian
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sanatorium Zheleznodorozhny after this
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procedure, your spine will go flying, your spine
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will hurt, you can’t even hurt your arms, I don’t
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know anything, the truth Should you trust the words of
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this lady? Just if you put me in such crap,
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I’ll also say anything, even
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that I am this very a long-term woman
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who rests
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as if she’s
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permanently resting there, it’s interesting that she
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seems like this everywhere If suddenly a
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situation arises when they
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really need to control what the [ __ ],
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[ __ ] you, it amazes me What
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all these [ __ ] people are sincerely rolling in,
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if this is torture [ __ ] from Saw
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for her, the latest technology I’m really
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really I want to look at them, it’s
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interesting that this is an advertisement and not for
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everyone It turns out that it has a narrow target
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audience
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Yes, the atmosphere there is so saturated with
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romance
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Although maybe this treatment course is really
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for romantics for those who
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have damaged their spine in general, to be honest,
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I have a suspicion that this is not
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not an advertisement, I answer, it’s holding Dmitrievna
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hostage under the guise of health
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procedures, if the relatives don’t
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pay the ransom on time, they won’t see him again. Well,
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they say a good item is more expensive than money for Dmitrievna. But
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if you haven’t passed the Japanese in the construction business,
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you’re getting into money that he
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clearly wasn’t worth. This is how we test the
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strength of our masonry, we
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’ll all redo it, it’s crap. Well, yes.
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Apparently, we’ll really have to redo it.
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Let’s do it again Misha, everything is crap. What kind of
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word is
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redo it? I don’t believe that he doesn’t know the
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correct versions, at least because
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before that he said the word masonry what
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was the problem it’s okay to say
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Okay okay I agree [ __ ] up the last
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thought on this topic and that’s it I’m almost sure
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that after this reworking they will
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have to re-arrange everything again
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because the word reworking already
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contains from the very beginning crap
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to say
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[ __ ] up Listen, maybe he just really
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likes masonry do and he is ready
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to destroy everything he worked on just to
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enjoy this meditative
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process again, because for him, bricklaying
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is the best job in the world, the best job in the
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best job in the world, what if everything
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was planned this way, what if the body initially
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knew that masonry would
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have to be done anyway shift from the very beginning
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I had some kind of tactic and I
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stuck to it, although then it’s not clear the
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essence of the video is that
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the responsibility of workers is advertised here like we
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mess up, you pay, we redo it
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I can’t [ __ ] normal dick Well, what can you
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tell me that a man It’s just an
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ordinary sledgehammer doing [ __ ] there any
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masonry will have to be re-positioned if you
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hit it with a metal sledgehammer,
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so don’t do it if the
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work done was so bad, the masonry
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turned out normal, just don’t panic with a
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sledgehammer
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Well, we Gentlemen Thank you very much
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[ music]
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to be honest, I don’t understand this firm
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categoricalness, to be honest, I don’t
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understand this firm categorical categorical
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categorical people [ __ ]
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put mustard plasters,
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let’s go because in the word rearrange
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