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light jokes and dark humor, look,

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two Jews meet, one grid easy,

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where are you in such a hurry, yes, this insurance

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company needs to insure your dacha against

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fire game yes no, well, fire, I understand, but

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how do you make a hail,

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few people know, but many deputies

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indigo children already at the age of 7 they give to their

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parents I left and apartments

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Vovochka farted terribly in class so

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that the walls shook

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Mary Ivanna Mugrid girl come on, I left the

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class and don’t come back without my father.

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wanders around the school for recreation here his

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director meet Sidorov why not in

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class yes I’m scared perdona I have

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mari Ivanna arched said to undertake not

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to come back and where will I get my father my father is

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at my work and where is Vovochka’s

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father working for you my father works at Tsika

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Tsika

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you know Vovochka don’t have to follow your father for a

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single lesson tell me I told the haze not and

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then I put the piston on everything come on with God

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the bench went unlearned in general comes

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home my father says listen so

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how are things at school son again your central boiler room came to the rescue

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with my first wife we met in

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Thailand yesterday she died of cancer its

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such a Nikozi Stenki puny already

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chishka returning from work rides in the elevator

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with a neighbor neighbor and could listen 5 you

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of course excuse me, well I can’t be silent I have to

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tell you in general your little wife by

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and it happens and Vasya from the second floor I see through the

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peephole it’s all great watching him

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come while you’re at work and there are screams from the

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truth and groans, well here

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everyone will definitely die thank you neighbor

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thank you neighbor for what he said comes home

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takes off his shoes goes into the room there the

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wife is such a deck one hundred and

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fifty kilograms sits a scanword puzzle he solves

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Masha I’m still Maying yes well then how many

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tributaries of the

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Danube the trackman makes a detour he sees the

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boys are picking something on the scales she

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and the tomboys are you what are you doing here we are

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twisting the nuts from the rails why we are

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twisting them how why for

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scrap metal there are a lot of them liloma there will be

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a few nuts and bolts but here is a diesel locomotive with

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cars

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in one family all the folders earn

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money spinning like a squirrel in a wheel a man

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sits and watches TV series until a beer

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hits him over there one day he comes up

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but what kind of miracle are you anyway me like this, but a

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man, a man, should be the breadwinner,

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he and I am the breadwinner, he got you and fuck you, it’s

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not a break-in,

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my dear, I’m sorry, the laugh got into my mouth,

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dear, stop calling him that,

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a man comes in to the doctor and says the doctor, my

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balls are hurting, he’s somewhere you

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don't happen to have problems with masturbation there are no

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problems with masturbation no great

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masturbates 6 times a day and twice at

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night

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two women meet however resources

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men are such weirdos they are so complex because

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of size is size 2 important

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says listen girlfriend don't tell me

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for last month there was an art critic, a

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doctor and a loader, I’ll tell you, it’s not a

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phallus, it’s not a penis, it’s a dick, and it doesn’t hold a candle to it. A

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little girl comes up to her mother with a book

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and says mom, mom, what is

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premature ejaculation

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. you need to talk to a specialist,

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go ask your dad

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[music]

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on particularly busy days,

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the proctologist gives a prostate massage to three patients at the same time,

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two guys meet, one says

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my apartment is so cramped that at night

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you can fuck your mother-in-law instead of your wife, then

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you have to apologize to her and what’s

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this to you It’s so annoying, it’s annoying

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that my father-in-law has already apologized to me three times

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in Thailand, the prostitute promised the tourist

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unforgettable sex, the boy said the boy

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took it

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by accident, sent a photo of his penis to

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all his friends and acquaintances, not only did

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he almost burn with shame, but he also

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went broke on envelopes, and the king

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naked

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exclaimed the boy but no one answered

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because there were only the boy and the king in the room

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[music]

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two doctors met, one says

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listen, colleague, have you ever noticed that under a

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hospital gown it’s great to hide a boner, the

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horseradish is worth it and it’s not visible, it’s grit your

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truth friend your truth and I I understand,

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just like me, gynecologist Denmark pediatrician

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[music]

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grandmother began to suspect that her granddaughter in

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Moscow was not working as a teacher at all

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after she milked a cow in a

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minute and a half,

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nun Margarita died and by mistake

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got into the avad calls the Apostle Peter and

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says Saint Peter Saint Peter

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help out a monstrous mistake occurred,

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instead of heaven they assigned me to it,

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the market is on fire, no, I will solve everything and forgot about her,

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she calls the next day, Apostle

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Peter, well, why didn’t you help me, acne, my

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leg is wrapped in rhythms, help me

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out tomorrow, tomorrow we have an

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orgy here, everyone must show up he grit

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of course of course I will solve this issue and

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again forgets after three days it’s a

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nun calling again and talking about parrot

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it’s margot and don’t worry about it too much there

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lived once a priest and he had his own

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chicken coop there were 10 hens and a cockerel in the

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morning he went to them feed looks at the

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cockerel no, but he gathered all

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his flock in the church and says so who has the cockerel in

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the morning all the men get up he yes no no

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this I didn’t mean the men Celine

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Grits who saw the cockerel here once

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all the women get up he yes no no but I this is not

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what he meant, sit down, the women of the village, he who saw

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my cockerel gets up 17 boys and

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soon two monks and a goat

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in kindergarten I liked one

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girl, we hide behind the door with her and

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show each other our pussies, but then the

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nannies found out about it and I was fired

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in the art room There's a guy standing in the gallery

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looking at the painting and wondering how

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good the painting is because... you don’t know

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who who painted this picture, here comes

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a man and grid I’m the artist of this picture I

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painted it tell me what’s the name of this

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picture this picture is called Ivan

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the Terrible kills his son sorry but

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in the picture Ivan the Terrible is just standing and

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fighting I’m an artist I see

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a sinner in hell is indignant why they have

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been frying me in the same oil for five years

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now because you are a seller of

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french fries

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Izya tell me what you will ask from a

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goldfish if you suddenly catch it like this and a

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magic wand

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[music]

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at 1 mass party one man sees

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his ex with a new boyfriend

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he knocks out a bottle of vodka, thinking, let me

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kill him, he approaches him and Henry slash

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buddy, well, what is it like to drive a

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used car, yes, you know, there are no

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problems, the main thing is to drive the first five

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centimeters and then all the new

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