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as the 21st century began human
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evolution was at a turning point natural
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selection the process by which the
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strongest the smartest the fastest
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reproduced in greater numbers than the
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rest a process which at once favored the
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noblest traits of man now began to favor
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different traits most science-fiction of
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the day predicted a future that was more
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civilized and more intelligent but as
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time went on things seemed to be heading
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in the opposite direction a dumbing down
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how did this happen
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evolution does not necessarily reward
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intelligence with no natural predators
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death in the herd
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it began to simply reward those who
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reproduce the most and left the
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intelligent to become an endangered
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species having kids is such an important
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decision we're just waiting for the
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right time it's not something you want
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to rush into obviously no way there's no
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way we could have a child now not with
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the market the way it is no that just
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wouldn't make any sense
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[Music]
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well we finally decided to have children
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and I'm not pointing fingers but it's
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not going well and this is helping I'm
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just saying that before I have in vitro
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maybe you should be willing it's always
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me right no it's not my sperm count
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[Applause]
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Levon is lucky to be alive he attempted
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to jump a jet ski from a lake into a
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swimming pool and impaled his crotch on
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an iron gate but thanks to recent
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advances in stem cell research and the
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fine work of doctors Krinsky and
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Altschuler Cleavon should regain full
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reproductive function unfortunately
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Trevor passed away from a heart attack
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while masturbating to produce sperm for
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artificial insemination but I have some
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eggs frozen so just as soon as the right
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guy comes along the few if any seem to
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notice at the dawn of the 21st century
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the army began a top-secret experiment
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meet Joe Bowers our first subject for
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the human hibernation experiment as you
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know this is highly classified
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however if successful we believe humans
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can be stored indefinitely however the
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trial run
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prone to human error see an ear and Joe
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slept slightly longer than expected half
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a millennium to be exact from my judge
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creator of office space and beavis and
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butt-head if you were the smartest
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person in the world this was in your
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mouth this one goes in your butt and the
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second this one this one goes in your
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mouth and we're stuck with the dumbest
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people in history if you have one bucket
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that holds two gallons and another
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bucket that holds five gallons how many
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buckets do you have two what would you
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do excuse me um I'm actually supposed to
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be getting out of prison you're in the
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wrong line I'm the smartest guy in the
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world says who but IQ test you took in
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prison you got the highest score history
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even smarter president Camacho
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in the year 2505 got this God he's gonna
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fix everything
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so you smoke the ordinary will be
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considered extraordinary that's who here
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would be pick up idiocracy for the
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smartest guy in the world you're pretty
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dumb sometimes
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[Music]
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you

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IDIOCRACY Opening Scene (2006) Mike Judge PLOT: In 2005, average in every way private Joe Bowers (Luke Wilson) is selected to take part in a secret military experiment to put him in hibernation for a year along with a woman named Rita (Maya Rudolph). The slumbering duo is forgotten when the base they are stored on is closed down and are left in stasis until 2505. When they finally wake up, they discover the average intelligence of humans has decreased so much that Joe is now the smartest man in the world. CAST: Luke Wilson & Maya Rudolph SUBSCRIBE for more all the latest Movie Clips here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LDwTYRfjQwkakw5R95OyA For more daily movie news updates, check out: https://www.joblo.com/ Check out all of the JOBLO YOUTUBE channels: MOVIE TRAILERS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRX7UEyE8kp35mPrgC2sosA MOVIE CLIPS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LDwTYRfjQwkakw5R95OyA TV TRAILERS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxYD92kxevI1I1-oITiQzg SUPERHEROES: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkRBmTHNrKc6CF6scF_y5kw ANIMATED: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2sxxXRBL5SgY0fI58BrOCA HORROR: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXc2VYUIXG0vXu9cDXgQyMQ ORIGINAL CONTENT VIDEOS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIUUmjFnVeVSAi8HoYL-tzQ CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDi89zKKAOE-5IBMcEVmDWw

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