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smiling, everyone is happy, it’s their00:00:06
custom, they live joyfully,00:00:09
the feeling that they don’t know that they are rotting, he00:00:11
decided to treat me to lunch, or rather, he00:00:15
invited me to lunch, a very rich00:00:16
American businessman, now a former00:00:19
captain of the KVN team of the city of Riga, Yuri00:00:21
Radzievsky, he led once upon a time, a club of00:00:24
cheerful and resourceful people showed00:00:25
resourcefulness, left the Soviet Union,00:00:27
remained cheerful,00:00:29
left, and finally told me the phrase Life00:00:31
is given to a person once; in the Soviet00:00:33
Union, I won’t survive this; there00:00:36
really was some kind of joy left00:00:37
for a person every day; he invited me00:00:40
to lunch at a very expensive restaurant 107th00:00:43
floor skyscrapers at night00:00:46
Americans are dining late downstairs in the night down there00:00:49
just in the depths of Manhattan, you know,00:00:53
the waiter brings a hot one We eat00:00:55
cold appetizers and the hot stuff smokes on a00:00:58
baking sheet, a luxurious smell00:01:00
comes out from under the lid00:01:02
and suddenly there’s something for him says in the00:01:05
waiter's ear, he, embarrassed, turns around00:01:06
and goes back to the kitchen with the hot food,00:01:08
I'll ask why the waiter was embarrassed00:01:12
and left,00:01:13
told him that he brought it early00:01:18
[music]00:01:21
said well, again00:01:24
early, he brought it early, of course we didn't00:01:28
run out of cold, brings hot00:01:30
It's not ethical towards us egriur,00:01:33
I beg you, come to Moscow, tell00:01:35
the waiter there that he brought it early.00:01:39
I want you too to have a shock,00:01:42
and purely physical,00:01:47
they serve cognac in glasses like these in this00:01:50
restaurant in huge vocals, I00:01:53
say again not for this not for a Soviet00:01:55
person, in general, in huge glasses,00:01:57
he pours a little wide-fin from the glass,00:01:59
allows you to feel the aroma of ancient00:02:02
cognac, and pours one dring at the bottom, which is00:02:05
called that is,00:02:10
feeling the novel is00:02:12
understandable not for our people. And they also00:02:16
introduced rules there that were definitely not00:02:19
designed for increased in connection00:02:21
with perestroika, the flow of Soviet tourists00:02:23
to America That is, every two00:02:25
drinks you get a third one for free as a reward00:02:29
Well, the rules cannot be applied to ours,00:02:32
you understand when the waiter00:02:34
ran to the kitchen for a free twentieth00:02:37
drink for us00:02:39
[music]00:02:40
he returned lathered Asked where we were from00:02:43
I I’m talking from Russia, he ran to the kitchen,00:02:45
came back with a bottle, he said in this00:02:47
drinkite00:02:48
and there’s no point in driving me here and there all the00:02:51
time, I still have work,00:02:55
again, you know for Americans what00:02:58
I’m saying is normal, but ours can come to the00:03:00
restaurant and tell me the first two00:03:02
I don’t need a drink, the third one,00:03:04
ours turned out to have such a thought00:03:08
on which no00:03:11
American rules of civilized00:03:13
people were designed: pour wine, for example, into a glass00:03:16
for you to try, does not have the right to pour it00:03:18
into glasses until you try, that is,00:03:21
imagine pouring expensive00:03:23
Burgundy, you know,00:03:25
try,00:03:27
try, finish00:03:29
it00:03:34
Only ours laughs for any00:03:37
foreigners00:03:38
why because ours immediately understand you00:03:40
can move from restaurant to restaurant00:03:43
to speak sourly00:03:45
and by the evening the00:03:48
person who declared Soviet power will not be sour00:03:51
can enrage any power in the world,00:03:54
this is what the Americans understood With the arrival of00:03:58
Soviet emigrants in the extraterranean They all00:04:01
shouted let us go We00:04:04
let the dissidents go, but no one knew that they were00:04:06
so dissident. Sitting with me at00:04:09
our table, Grant sets fire to the bay00:04:12
leaf and puts down the vodka. I say, Why is he00:04:14
saying, I’m driving so that it doesn’t smell,00:04:18
it will never come to mind for a stupid00:04:20
American,00:04:22
ours is even a little thing, but I have to say so00:04:24
in general, ours formed entire districts there,00:04:28
migrants, the Russian district of Brighton Beach,00:04:30
in general, they were all here all the time, but there00:04:32
they are called Russians and the grass is called00:04:35
Russian there, Willie the turner sings in the00:04:37
Shufutinsky restaurant Gulko Uspenskaya00:04:38
because this restaurant this area00:04:41
generally flourished with restaurants It was like that They00:04:45
lived in a decent poor area. Beggar blacks,00:04:49
you know, they survived; it’s known from history00:04:52
that when blacks came somewhere,00:04:54
all nationalities left,00:04:56
this is the first time in my life when00:04:59
blacks ran away from somewhere00:05:01
after the Russians came there,00:05:06
and the areas blossomed with restaurants. My00:05:11
sons near Rome Odessa Tashkent Russia and00:05:15
fun the00:05:17
feeling of happiness that they left the00:05:20
Soviet Union they have enough for the00:05:21
rest of their lives they have fun every00:05:24
day ours as if everyone every00:05:27
day the last tomorrow back to the00:05:30
Soviet Union such a00:05:32
rich Yalta with Odessa00:05:35
temperament and Kharkov taste00:05:38
and they are even English ours don’t teach,00:05:41
arrogant ones,00:05:42
it seems like they weren’t the ones who came to America,00:05:44
America came to them here, that these00:05:47
Frida, some one from Kharkov, comes00:05:49
with me to an American store00:05:52
near Brighton, says what is it,00:05:54
we’ve been here for six years, Americans don’t speak Russian,00:05:59
arrogant00:06:01
American Policeman in the Russian00:06:03
region they learn the Russian language00:06:08
by studying what is going on in the Russian00:06:11
region00:06:12
because the largest number of00:06:14
denunciations in America comes from the Russian00:06:16
region, this is our chromosome set, we00:06:18
can’t help but blame our comrade, this is00:06:20
heredity, nothing can be00:06:23
done about it, because I Yes, he called me00:06:26
my friend from prison, for example, issued00:06:28
counterfeit dollars to the Americans, it was amazing,00:06:31
firstly, how many of ours issued00:06:33
counterfeit dollars in 2 days. Secondly,00:06:36
how did they do it? Ours, upon arrival, immediately00:06:39
realized and issued counterfeit dollars00:06:40
on a photocopier00:06:44
in some cities when I speak, he does00:06:46
n’t even react because that he doesn’t know what a00:06:48
photocopier is in our country,00:06:50
and in America there are multi-color00:06:52
photocopiers, everything down to the smallest00:06:53
veins of our Americans, they thought it was00:06:56
necessary to work on the service in order to00:06:58
receive a salary to receive money, print00:07:03
the Americans think that they have dealt with the problem of00:07:05
theft, they put magnetic stripes on00:07:07
price tags If you pass with00:07:09
a crow some thing magnetic stripes00:07:12
ring at the door you will be stopped by a00:07:14
policeman But if you go to pay with a00:07:18
computer probe, the00:07:19
magnetization of a little hair is removed and00:07:22
at the same time the price is sent to the cash register all00:07:24
this way you pass quietly00:07:26
nothing rings you can’t demagnetize it yourself,00:07:29
you can’t demagnetize the code you need to know the00:07:34
solution of this problem,00:07:36
ours know what they are doing, tearing off and carrying00:07:41
and all of00:07:44
us will not win and the people00:07:48
cannot defeat us. The Americans00:07:50
will never fight with us. They understand that00:07:52
we will tear off missiles or something.00:07:56
I finally realized that we are an invincible00:07:59
people when I saw our people buying00:08:02
bananas in stores. but one more case is00:08:04
also indicative from the point of view of00:08:07
our understanding, the00:08:09
Americans were forced in the Russian00:08:11
region to replace00:08:12
new payphones with old ones, they00:08:15
developed a new type of telephone, it00:08:17
will be uncomfortable to speak on a00:08:19
payphone if you constantly toss00:08:21
coins during the conversation,00:08:22
the conversation may be interrupted in00:08:25
suspense, so put down the boss a00:08:28
quarter of a dollar and Talk as long as you00:08:29
really want You can talk for00:08:31
7-8-30 minutes but when you Talk You00:08:35
have to hang up the phone will ring The00:08:38
phone will ring You pick up the phone He00:08:41
will tell you how much longer you have to00:08:42
hang up00:08:50
[music]00:08:54
found the fools00:08:57
okay ours would just leave No, ours,00:09:00
after all, even from what he announced, he should00:09:03
experience a feeling of deep00:09:04
satisfaction, such a00:09:06
purely hereditary one, so he picks up the phone or00:09:09
says go to hell and only00:09:11
after that runs away with a feeling of deep00:09:13
satisfaction, the00:09:16
Americans cursed the day when they00:09:19
invited ours to dissidents00:09:20
by the way, but I realized that we are an00:09:23
Invincible people when I saw it, I00:09:25
finally made this conclusion for00:09:28
myself after I saw how our people00:09:30
buy bananas in stores,00:09:32
talking scales, put them in. But let’s say bananas,00:09:36
two bunches, plastic bags, put them,00:09:39
put plastic bags on the scales,00:09:40
the scales tell you how much do you have to00:09:42
do from here the check comes out, you paste the check over00:09:46
plastic bags and go to the00:09:48
cash register Where they take you, you agree00:09:54
No, our bananas are put00:09:57
on the scales because it’s all being00:09:59
watched by television cameras00:10:02
and the bananas are lifted,00:10:07
stupid American scales00:10:11
make curtains for dividing the package00:10:17
and only the same stupid American at the00:10:20
cash register does nothing can’t understand How can00:10:22
you get 4 cents for such a bunch of money?00:10:26
I want to read a parody of a very fashionable00:10:29
show today. I have great success00:10:33
with TV viewers.00:10:34
These are experts. Well, Where? When, dear00:10:38
TV viewers, we begin our next00:10:39
youth program? What Where? When how much?00:10:44
While the participants in today’s match00:10:46
take their places shortly each of00:10:48
which Andrei Melnikov You see, he was00:10:50
the first to sit down at the table, already concentrating, a00:10:52
fifth-year student Andrei is a very00:10:54
active student in 5 years of study, he has already00:10:57
been four times in a construction00:10:58
team, three times on potatoes, twice in a00:11:00
team of experts and once at a00:11:02
lecture by00:11:05
Galya Gladkova fashion designer of the Moscow00:11:07
fashion house She smiles, it’s clear that00:11:10
she recently created new styles of men’s and00:11:12
women’s suits, a suit richly00:11:14
decorated with Vologda lace,00:11:15
Khokhloma paintings, Kasli casting,00:11:18
goose-crystal blowing, Ussuri00:11:21
sable and Dagestan embossing, these00:11:24
simple work suits were00:11:26
created by her specifically for the logging camp00:11:29
next to her young psychologist Mikhail00:11:32
Gusev this is he this belongs to him an00:11:34
amazing psychological observation00:11:36
he believes that in the subway Men always00:11:39
sit with their eyes closed Because it00:11:43
hurts them to see how women stand00:11:46
Alexey00:11:49
Alexey Zarubin agronomist graduate of the00:11:52
Agricultural Academy recently00:11:53
the management developed a new method of00:11:55
growing tomatoes According to this00:11:57
moment they are planted in the spring engineers00:11:59
weed in the summer pioneers collect in the fall00:12:02
students as a result all winter we00:12:04
eat Bulgarian tomatoes with such pleasure00:12:07
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Well00:12:12
Team00:12:13
And now we are prepared for such attention00:12:15
first round00:12:19
sector number 34 the question is asked by the00:12:22
Korotydin family from Odessa You see in the00:12:25
photo he she them children To the right of them are00:12:27
her relatives, her mother on x-93, brother-in-law's00:12:30
brother-in-law on his side, his first00:12:32
wife with her third husband and twins.00:12:35
From his second marriage, the father of these twins00:12:37
looks out in the lower right corner00:12:38
of the photo from under the baby's stroller also00:12:41
joins the question. So,00:12:43
carefully listen to the question00:12:45
Dear experts, our question will be based on00:12:48
your knowledge of poetry, we warn you, the question is00:12:49
very difficult,00:12:51
few members of our family could00:12:53
answer it, so get together Think and00:12:55
Say what poems Alexander00:12:57
Sergeevich Pushkin dedicated to Anna Petrovna Kern00:12:59
time So guys, before we have to00:13:02
find out what poems Pushkin could have dedicated00:13:03
and not Petrovna Kern No guys,00:13:05
first of all we have to find out what00:13:06
Kern is00:13:09
guys I know that Kern is a tool for a mechanic00:13:11
at a factory00:13:13
No guys We are going the wrong way with you00:13:15
Just think about these words and00:13:18
not Petrovna So stop and not that it’s00:13:21
nothing but Petrovna Petrovna that he guys are more00:13:23
Petrovna00:13:26
Well done Galya right Petrovna Here is the key to the00:13:30
correct answer I answer00:13:32
the presenter Yes commendable Well, with00:13:34
pleasure the experts will listen to your00:13:35
answers, we will all laugh at him together00:13:37
[music]00:13:39
Captain, we discussed it here and I decided to00:13:45
Anna Petrovna Kern again I emphasize00:13:48
to Petrovna this is important00:13:51
Pushkin dedicated famous poems I love00:13:54
you Peter's creation00:14:04
everything Hurray presenter The answer is incorrect00:14:08
the winner is awarded a unique00:14:10
publication in Moscow it is simply not possible to get it00:14:13
some problems of digging ditches and foundation00:14:15
pits in permafrost conditions00:14:17
during the spring flood00:14:20
So okay continue the match Well, what about the00:14:23
second attention tour00:14:26
sector number 17 the question is asked by the brigade of00:14:29
porters of the Yaroslavl station00:14:32
Dear experts Tell me when for the first time00:14:35
men had the custom of letting00:14:39
women go ahead of them time So guys,00:14:41
first of all, we need to find out when00:14:42
stupid customs could have appeared in the first place. For00:14:45
example, you let a woman go ahead of00:14:46
you. I don’t, but you, me too no and I no00:14:49
means not in our time00:14:51
no guys we are going the wrong way with you00:14:54
first of all we must find out00:14:55
where he should let her through in00:14:57
my opinion I know where in my opinion the door is00:14:58
so Door door door that the door00:15:00
gives us nothing doesn’t give it away, first00:15:03
of all we need to find out when the first00:15:05
door appeared, guys, I know the first door00:15:07
appeared under Peter the Great. Why00:15:09
Because he was a carpenter and he cut it into00:15:11
Europe himself. Did he cut a window into Europe,00:15:14
stop guys? I think I know that we need to00:15:18
start from what is the period of full00:15:20
sun eclipses00:15:23
112 years and 3 months that's right guys here's to00:15:25
humanity 3 million 845.936 years and two00:15:28
months Seryozha we still have 300:15:29
seconds left quickly in our minds divide 3 million00:15:31
845 936 years into 112 leading experts your00:15:35
Time and Glass Captain here Seryozha00:15:36
counted all the dates we We believe that this00:15:38
custom could only appear in men00:15:39
during a total eclipse00:15:40
[music]00:15:43
presenter The answer is incorrect, let’s listen00:15:45
comrades, the correct answer is that the custom of00:15:48
letting a woman go ahead of you appeared00:15:50
at the dawn of humanity. It was then that when00:15:53
a man woke up, he rolled away the stone from the00:15:55
entrance to the cave and the woman was the first to let him out of it00:15:58
if it was not eaten by wild animals,00:16:01
it came out on its own00:16:02
[music]00:16:10
the winner is awarded a unique00:16:13
publication in Moscow, it is simply not possible to get it from00:16:15
four-kilogram catalogs of the latest00:16:17
brands of domestic microcalculators00:16:19
called our microcalculators, the00:16:22
largest microcalculators in the world00:16:24
[music]00:16:26
presenter Yes, 2:0 in favor Well, now the00:16:30
third round, attention began00:16:33
sector number 34, the question is asked by two-year-old00:16:37
Dasha Skvortsova Unfortunately, Dasha00:16:40
doesn’t know how to speak yet, so00:16:42
she sent her question to us In writing to the00:16:48
dogs00:16:49
[music]00:16:51
Dear experts Tell me why, according to00:16:54
legend, God created a woman from a00:16:57
man’s rib Captain guys, I know00:17:00
where guys This is also00:17:02
written in the anatomy textbook for the sixth grade But00:17:04
then answer I answer God created a woman00:17:07
from a man’s rib because it’s also written in the00:17:09
textbook for the sixth grade homework a00:17:12
rib is the only bone in the human body00:17:15
in which there is no brain00:17:18
leading answer is correct00:17:20
[music]00:17:24
to With this, dear friends, viewers, we are00:17:26
ending our program because the00:17:28
audience, unable to withstand the stress of the tours,00:17:30
asked for a six-month time-out; everyone who00:17:33
watched our programs will be awarded a00:17:35
rare book for Moscow that00:17:37
will decorate any intelligent00:17:39
bookcase in Moscow; it is simply impossible to get;00:17:41
telephone book of the city of Rio de Janeiro00:17:43
in Japanese00:17:45
[applause]00:17:47
[music]00:17:51
student's letter home Hello00:17:54
dear dad and mom, now it's already 2 o'clock00:17:58
in the morning And I'm sitting in the dorm under the door to00:18:01
my room and writing you a letter because they00:18:03
don't let me into the room They say it's00:18:06
not my turn to spend the night today00:18:10
Eyes stick together, but I can’t fall asleep00:18:12
because I’m sitting on a chair with one leg. We don’t have any00:18:15
others in our dorm, so00:18:19
in order not to fall asleep, I’m writing you a letter,00:18:21
my dear, beloved parents, I miss you very much.00:18:24
Please send me money,00:18:27
because your last letter in which00:18:30
you sent me 45 rubles I I haven’t received it.00:18:34
Therefore, for several days now I00:18:37
haven’t eaten anything, I00:18:39
wanted to get a job at a dispensary, they say00:18:42
the food there is good, three meals a day00:18:44
Monday Wednesday Friday00:18:46
So it would be nice to00:18:49
throw in another thirty because00:18:51
I refused an increased scholarship and no one pays me a simple one00:18:55
and now I have to quench my thirst for knowledge00:18:58
nothing Well, the rest is all good True,00:19:01
recently my friends on the floor accepted me into their00:19:04
community, this means everything that00:19:06
was mine before has now become common, and the00:19:10
criplin trousers that Uncle Gosha00:19:12
sent from Mongolia with mulberry jam,00:19:14
they also went to the entrance fee as an entrance fee00:19:17
now everyone is going to get married, and instead of00:19:20
them, my friends didn’t give me glasses at all,00:19:22
Italian smoky ones without glasses, I’m00:19:25
warning my father,00:19:28
don’t send me your riding breeches anymore. They’re too painful for you; your communities, the00:19:31
whole community fits in them00:19:38
[music]00:19:39
everything is fine, but recently00:19:41
I was counted out for poor academic performance. from the institute And00:19:44
now he demands that I return all00:19:45
the scholarships that I received While I was studying00:19:48
270 rubles 60 kopecks 60 kopecks you don’t have to send00:19:52
them, I’ll give them myself, I understand that it’s00:19:55
not easy for you either, my dear, beloved parents,00:19:58
write more often How are you How is your grandmother healthy, is00:20:01
she getting everything also a regular00:20:03
pension If so, why hasn’t he written00:20:07
in words for a long time Remember you have a son who00:20:09
never forgets you, if it’s00:20:11
difficult for you, then send him, he will help,00:20:15
this ends with me looking forward to00:20:17
your answer, your breadwinner Seryozhenka00:20:21
PS, it’s better if you translate the answer00:20:24
by telegraph00:20:25
[applause ] they00:20:31
often ask the question where do you get00:20:34
your plots, themes of history, these are such00:20:38
cases of life or Think for yourself, I00:20:40
must say that in my opinion00:20:42
life is surprisingly paradoxical, sometimes00:20:44
what happens in life cannot be described00:20:46
Well, even in a humorous story, so as00:20:49
not to be unfounded, I’ll just give00:20:51
a few examples, working as a journalist,00:20:54
I had to move from one city00:20:55
to another by train and I had a ticket for the00:20:58
second year, that’s all, so to speak,00:21:00
the background I’m telling you I came on the00:21:02
First, approached the train and there were no first three00:21:05
cars in the train00:21:07
and there were about 90 accompanying children with00:21:11
things they go looking for these three cars, they00:21:13
can’t find him anywhere, these three cars and00:21:15
most importantly, they can’t find the train foreman anywhere.00:21:16
I came to the station master and00:21:19
angrily thinking that I have the right to do this, I00:21:21
ask the station master where the00:21:22
train foreman is, he doesn’t answer in the first00:21:25
three cars00:21:27
from this it all started I the story00:21:31
continued there I won’t tell it all00:21:32
but I wrote about this00:21:34
story felgeton filiton they published and00:21:36
then I meet one friend00:21:38
who read from filito she tells me00:21:40
it’s all nonsense compared to what00:21:42
happened to me and also well similar00:21:46
situation and he tells me how in00:21:49
onecity00:21:52
two ninth cars were accidentally connected to a passenger train.00:21:54
Well, of course, it’s complete absurdity,00:21:57
because imagine yourself in the shoes of those people00:21:59
who have tickets for the ninth year. Well,00:22:01
firstly, all normal people can00:22:03
count to nine, so they know for sure The00:22:05
ninth car is the one00:22:07
immediately after the eighth00:22:09
and not the one before the tenth,00:22:16
so everyone naturally sat down together in the00:22:20
first and the Ninth car and the train moved on. The00:22:23
very surprised conductor of the second00:22:26
ninth car, who couldn’t bear it,00:22:29
went to the train foreman in the first car and00:22:31
said my car is empty. he says00:22:33
which is the ninth one, he got angry, he says00:22:35
again, something was mixed up as always at the00:22:38
ticket office and gave a radiogram to the next00:22:40
station to sell tickets to the Ninth carriage.00:22:41
Everyone who received tickets 9 at the next00:22:44
station were also normal people, they00:22:45
also knew how to count to 9 and also understood00:22:48
that the ninth one that after the eighth immediately,00:22:50
therefore, naturally they all ran together on the00:22:53
first day, the conductor of the first ninth00:22:55
carriage, where everyone had long since drank tea,00:22:56
went to bed in horror, says comrades, you say00:22:59
that I don’t have a single00:23:01
free seat at all. This is some kind of mistake,00:23:02
run quickly, the foreman of the train, and00:23:04
run quickly because he’s in the first00:23:06
carriage And you still have to run for all three minutes,00:23:08
they are racing with things,00:23:10
seeing off the children, the first carriage00:23:12
is met by a very surprised crew in00:23:15
suchnumbers00:23:16
They say We are from the ninth year there are all00:23:18
doubles,00:23:20
the foreman understands that he doesn’t00:23:21
understand something But why does he doesn’t understand, he00:23:23
doesn’t understand yet, so he really00:23:25
quickly resettles them into empty seats00:23:27
in the first carriages. Since after 300:23:29
minutes he gives the train departure and the train00:23:31
is moving00:23:32
at this time,00:23:34
the conductor of the second ninth year00:23:38
comes to him and says my carriage is empty, the00:23:42
foreman begins to slowly go crazy00:23:45
and don’t believe her, he goes and clearly sees that the00:23:48
Ninth carriage is really empty and He00:23:51
then begins to count the cars and00:23:53
really does the calculations, he finds out that there was00:23:54
such a mistake at the price of 2/900:23:56
of the year and then naturally decides to00:23:58
correct this mistake, returns to the compartment,00:24:00
gives a radiogram to the next station,00:24:03
uncouples 9 the carriage00:24:08
It was at night,00:24:11
those who uncoupled were also normal people00:24:15
and also knew how to count to 9, so they00:24:19
uncoupled the 9 1 9 carriage with peacefully sleeping00:24:23
people and took it to a siding,00:24:27
after which they reported to the train foreman, the00:24:29
train foreman finally00:24:32
sighed in relief and let the train depart00:24:36
at that time the00:24:39
conductor of the second ninth year came00:24:43
to him and said my carriage is empty.00:24:47
I don’t know if00:24:49
the foreman of this train ended up in a Madhouse after this flight.00:24:51
Only this story was told to me by a man00:24:53
who was traveling in the first ninth carriage00:24:57
late at night. He went out to smoke, he00:25:01
smoked, it’s called smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking,00:25:03
smoking smoked thinks that we've been00:25:05
standing there for a long time again, we'll light a cigarette, smoked,00:25:07
smoked, smoked, finally couldn't stand it, pulled it out the00:25:10
window, not in front, not behind the cars,00:25:12
no00:25:14
bare steppe, Moon and siding when he00:25:18
told me this, I laughed so much,00:25:20
especially when he told me how he00:25:21
woke everyone up. in which the mother gave birth to the00:25:23
searchers trying to figure out where they00:25:24
were, I laughed so much that he was offended00:25:26
by me and said you are laughing in vain, by00:25:30
the way there is nothing funny by00:25:32
the way, we were all in this carriage traveling on a00:25:34
tourist package to Hungary00:25:41
Well, I owe you of course I when he00:25:46
told me in the case I think that well, I need to00:25:48
write or tons, but it turned out it was00:25:50
so long ago that it was impossible to write Philipton,00:25:53
so I wrote This is such a simple00:25:55
story, but of course, of course, I lied00:26:00
[applause]00:26:04
my friend considers it his duty00:26:07
to tell some stories that00:26:09
happen to them, I must say that as a00:26:11
rule it is interesting only to them, but00:26:13
sometimes they come across such as I call00:26:15
stories zest. But for example, recently they00:26:18
told me I really liked this00:26:20
story. There is an old woman who lives in our neighborhood00:26:22
who doesn’t read newspapers. Well, I heard what00:26:26
they say. all about some kind of00:26:28
anti-alcohol law she00:26:30
asked everyone what it is What is it00:26:31
finally found some joker says00:26:33
grandma Yes it’s okay, everyone just needs to00:26:34
register the moonshine still00:26:40
She says so where is he says at the00:26:42
district police station She says And00:26:45
when she says Yes, the sooner00:26:46
you register, the more they will be allowed to drive.00:26:50
Now you can imagine the eyes of00:26:52
that district policeman00:26:55
whom she came and asked, dear, Where do00:26:57
you have a moonshine still registering here,00:27:01
and he, too, turned out to be a good guy with humor,00:27:03
says Well, okay, Grandma, you will00:27:05
go here for me one by one to collect everyone who is00:27:07
driving in the house, come,00:27:08
we will conduct seminar classes,00:27:11
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