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symptomatic jubilation of external00:00:05
lymphatic insufficiency tobole in the00:00:07
legs inford so that there are legs in general00:00:13
[music]00:00:19
Let’s at least get a helicopter And deliver these potatoes to me00:00:22
It’s clear00:00:24
I should have lunch00:00:34
[music]00:00:48
What’s being prepared there of course everything is ready There00:00:50
are 50 of us today00:00:56
and we have a saying in the army: It’s00:00:58
hard in training It’s hard in training00:01:16
you put Alexander Grigorievich on a chain00:01:21
for medical reasons or Putin00:01:23
ordered that no one imprison him anywhere00:01:26
it’s figuratively Figuratively you’re sick of00:01:29
yours This is figuratively Figuratively he’s you00:01:32
they said yes, it’s a blast to get out of the barracks,00:01:34
I have a whole company of splinters in their tongues00:01:36
standing00:01:38
in the army, it should be clear according to the regulations, this is00:01:42
understandable, this is understandable. That’s probably why the00:01:45
first one probably hopes so, he says00:01:47
that well, you’re his last hope,00:01:49
so let’s not let him down, not under00:01:51
the video, we won’t let him down, bathhouse the brooms have already been melted, the00:01:55
girls are soaked, the girls are warmed up00:01:59
without the girls.00:02:01
Therefore, we will be in such a small male00:02:04
company,00:02:05
I won’t go.00:02:09
Why Because after the performance,00:02:16
you know, somehow the back of his head worries00:02:23
him that everything is fine with the army, that it won’t let00:02:25
him down, of course we won’t let him down00:02:28
and wait for those about whom he said the00:02:30
most important thing is that we Well, as if we00:02:33
didn’t know anything before, that is, it’s like such a00:02:35
sudden check, it’s clear00:02:43
Oh, we won’t Alexander Grigorievich How00:02:48
unexpected And you’re here ha Wow Aha00:02:53
general What were you waiting for oh-oh-oh I didn’t expect00:02:58
This surprise because I myself am00:03:00
unexpected00:03:03
if we knew that you were coming we would00:03:06
have melted the bathhouse, it’s good that our bathhouse is00:03:09
all melted Yes, go to the bathhouse with00:03:12
your bathhouse General I came to00:03:16
check the condition of my army I00:03:20
want to know if you have our Belarusian00:03:24
army still has teeth00:03:26
Allow me to perform teeth00:03:33
show teeth this is a figurative expression00:03:35
figuratively another place00:03:41
you know wants to know the strength of our army00:03:48
and show this strength I’m not tired of what’s above00:03:52
me00:04:08
Listen I haven’t quite figured out the images there yet00:04:12
so you understand yes Alexander Grigorievich00:04:15
wants that well the whole world has realized that we,00:04:18
too, can let them all [ __ ] off, but00:04:22
now I’ll clarify00:04:26
this again figuratively Yes, really, don’t you00:04:30
understand, general? Do00:04:32
n’t you see that the ring of enemies00:04:34
around Belarus is shrinking every day, and00:04:38
my general is shrinking along with it,00:04:48
I’m afraid that this is a counter-offensive00:04:52
Ukrainian will go through Belarus00:04:55
on TV they said that in Crimea00:04:57
Mariupol you don’t watch TV You00:05:00
listen to me I’ve been in politics for 30 years this is a00:05:04
deceptive maneuver I also said that00:05:06
not a single Russian00:05:09
soldier will pass through our territory to Ukraine And so00:05:12
you are figuratively speaking Now I understand everything, I’ve dealt00:05:13
with the images, it’s00:05:15
still fine00:05:33
Well, maybe because we now00:05:36
have nuclear weapons You yourself00:05:38
say it’s fake00:05:41
5 kopecks about it and the Russians00:05:43
officially declared it Russia is also a fake00:05:47
I apologize for this now figuratively or00:05:51
No, I’m rehearsing now in case00:05:53
I get captured, I00:05:57
agree, it’s better to get a bullet in the forehead than to be captured.00:06:01
Allow me to carry it out.00:06:07
I understand. I00:06:11
came and gave guarantees of safety,00:06:13
crumbs. The price is this guarantee of safety,00:06:16
after February 24, 22, the00:06:21
only hope I have is for my beloved army,00:06:24
that’s why I came. We won’t let you down, we won’t00:06:28
let you down. How they say it’s better than a pomegranate in00:06:31
your hand00:06:39
[applause]00:06:46
Well, listen Alexandrovich Well, it00:06:48
seems to me, look, everything is fine with us00:06:49
ourselves, but with the Russians it’s very bad,00:06:51
they don’t even believe in the army,00:06:53
they even decided not to celebrate the Victory Parade. Well, did the00:06:56
Germans recognize the victory? No00:06:59
the parade was canceled for security reasons. But00:07:02
we won’t00:07:04
cancel the apparatus because of some kind of security. General, do00:07:06
you think it’s not very smart? It’s smart to00:07:10
now collect all our equipment in one place.00:07:12
Maybe we can also send the00:07:15
geolocation to the Ukrainians. Allow them to do this. This is00:07:18
sarcasm. So wait. stop, I just00:07:22
now figured out the images, you are now00:07:25
some kind of sarcasm. Who else is talking like that?00:07:27
Then I’ll explain. Let’s better show00:07:28
Alexander Grigoryevich what is00:07:30
happening here in the exercise.00:07:32
I want to look at my little soldiers00:07:57
better this way. Wow. How powerful are my00:08:02
Soldiers? Equipment; What00:08:05
equipment? NATO What we have is00:08:08
NATO equipment, these are the Ukrainians, that they have00:08:12
already flown so close to Moscow,00:08:16
these are the Ukrainian border guards, they are always00:08:19
there, they protect their country00:08:21
from us and ours Where are ours Scouts00:08:25
are conducting reconnaissance reconnaissance00:08:29
So what is this What is this loafer there00:08:33
This one here is playing on a tablet in our army00:08:36
or gaming club,00:08:38
this is a man operating a drone, he’s a drone operator,00:08:47
it’s bad, this is our fault, that’s00:08:52
how a fighter in our army is busy with such00:08:55
nonsense in front of everyone,00:08:59
let him go, weak-willed00:09:06
[laughter]00:09:17
another one came up, now they’ll both00:09:20
touch00:09:22
what if I took Kolya with me and he00:09:24
saw it? And Kolya still won’t touch me.00:09:29
What started?00:09:32
Where can I hide?00:09:35
What is this? Our troops are practicing fire00:09:38
support. And these are ours. Yeah, this is the Sniper00:09:43
working now; the machine gunner00:09:45
is pretending to be heavy fire;00:09:50
we’ve been here for two years already. cartridges and00:09:52
save It’s00:09:54
clear We need plan B, I think that00:09:59
worry is ready Plan B evacuation to00:10:02
Moscow Air Force One is refueled and if00:10:04
it doesn’t take off like yesterday And like the day before yesterday00:10:08
Then the plan is00:10:12
280 kilometers per hour and all three hours and we’re00:10:15
in Moscow00:10:16
I like So what I need security00:10:21
these guys who I00:10:22
liked yesterday very clearly they worked like a00:10:27
military band00:10:30
and I think it’s so much fun with them00:10:34
Yes Listen Let’s maybe00:10:36
continue further Let’s see maybe no00:10:38
plan would be needed right Let’s00:10:40
see00:10:41
what’s crawling there A tank column00:10:45
of one tank00:10:48
crosses the river well going well00:10:54
What kind of Bulba is00:10:58
he, did he drown00:11:03
or maybe He is practicing an underwater00:11:06
ambush,00:11:30
what else is this? We have an army or a00:11:35
resort here, is this you now figuratively or sarcasm00:11:38
what is it I Alexander Maybe it was just hot in the tank00:11:41
and that’s why the serviceman took off his00:11:44
uniform, let’s say why do00:11:53
you stutter that the dad saw you got00:11:57
scared00:11:59
No, just00:12:03
for two years of service in the tank forces00:12:08
Today I saw a tank for the first time00:12:28
Tankers00:12:30
first00:12:46
and why is it00:12:52
I know you00:12:59
the ball was my00:13:01
daughter’s graduation I didn’t have time to vote00:13:08
Okay next time00:13:10
you’ll vote twice Tell me what00:13:14
was your combat mission today? I00:13:17
had to cross the river with a tank,00:13:24
and then we never went as00:13:29
deep as it was, most00:13:54
likely the enemy retreated, we were00:13:59
probably screwed, so start00:14:04
tractor number one, let's go from here.00:14:07
And the health of that tank driver is better, I'll get behind the wheel. It00:14:11
will be safer. everyone, let's go00:14:13
bye, wait, wait, we00:14:16
still have a tank biathlon,00:14:19
you're generally normal, I'm telling you, there are a00:14:23
lot of enemies around Belarus They organized00:14:26
fun competitions here, you organized a great figure00:14:29
skating on tanks here, so it's in the00:14:32
winter in the00:14:36
summer Clearly,00:14:38
let's go, let's go from here I used to00:14:41
be afraid of the Ukrainian army And now I'm afraid of the00:14:45
Belarusian, what's going on around you are00:14:49
complete idiots, where all the thinking people of00:14:54
Belarus are in prison00:14:59
[applause]00:15:07
If you make jokes like that, you'll00:15:11
go to jail too,00:15:13
you'll also go to jail.00:15:18
Unfortunately, the reality00:15:20
is what kind of noise is this an offensive, the Ukrainians00:15:24
are not calm, this is a special00:15:27
purpose group, our Elite is working out the storm00:15:31
and cleansing the building is interesting So this is00:15:35
what it banged Well, it looks like this time00:15:38
the building won,00:15:41
that means So punish the guilty Builders should be00:15:45
rewarded,00:15:49
they built it themselves00:15:53
Well, there was nothing to do during the exercises00:15:55
So they built,00:16:01
dominate everything here while we00:16:04
retreat to Moscow00:16:06
That’s just ours engineering-stop00:16:09
troops,00:16:23
as00:16:30
it should be, one mine, one sapper, so00:16:33
accounting departments count it, I’m00:16:36
afraid that we will run out of sappers00:16:39
faster than mines00:16:42
Dima, we’re flying to Moscow now Let’s00:16:44
start the plane By the way, what is our00:16:48
air defense I want00:16:50
you to demonstrate to me, to00:16:52
demonstrate00:17:05
Well, why don’t they they're shooting,00:17:09
we have to wait for permission.00:17:12
What other permission is needed?00:17:15
The president ordered,00:17:18
but the accounting department doesn't care, it has to00:17:21
confirm one missile costs half a million00:17:24
rubles,00:17:30
they're counting my money, and let's00:17:34
look at something else while it's being00:17:36
prepared;00:17:40
they definitely won't let you down00:17:48
[music]00:17:53
oh helicopter helicopter and take me to00:17:56
flight00:17:58
[applause]00:18:01
What the hell are you doing here00:18:05
reel What the hell are the potatoes that00:18:09
were brought in again And we didn’t have time to unload00:18:11
and then tell the take-off commands to00:18:14
drop the potatoes00:18:17
Why don’t they jump I want00:18:21
them to jump in00:18:24
height00:18:32
[applause]00:18:35
beautiful00:19:02
I even give them parachutes not needed00:19:12
It's who did the accounting gave the go-ahead,00:19:20
well done00:19:23
Dima on board number one cancellation they wo00:19:27
n't even let us listen I don't understand00:19:31
General in your army at least something00:19:33
works, that's00:19:38
all in my department Allow me to serve lunch00:19:42
What other lunch do you have here not the army you have a00:19:46
food processor here, a circus with shoulder straps,00:19:50
we work00:19:51
with machine guns, who will protect me? Yes, do00:19:55
n’t worry so much,00:19:57
your Generals are with you to the end. That’s what00:20:01
I’m afraid of the00:20:02
generals00:20:07
in front of the neighbors, I’m ashamed, I’m already tired of00:20:10
inventing that everything is fine here,00:20:13
everything is not, I don’t do that anymore I can,00:20:17
Honestly, but damn, live constantly in fear of00:20:19
portraying you as a [ __ ] so that00:20:21
this Donut will like it00:20:23
in front of these eastern neighbors, we00:20:26
always cave in that what00:20:27
they have there is better than us. Well, what do00:20:30
they have better there, in general, I saw and the karmia00:20:31
there is complete nonsense, in general,00:20:34
this general too broke down,00:20:38
we need to sort this out somehow. I'm listening.00:20:41
And what exactly is incomprehensible? You need to find the00:20:45
culprit who is responsible for all this.00:20:54
This is an order00:20:59
to arrest Lukashenko. This is sarcasm. No. This is an00:21:03
order from the former Supreme00:21:05
Commander-in-Chief00:21:07
[applause]00:21:18
I remind you who put you in00:21:22
this place, they turned around and went to prison to00:21:25
prison because00:21:33
[music] [applause]00:21:34
[music]00:21:36
[applause]00:21:39
[music]00:21:41
you know The Way of the Hero of Russia looks like himself00:21:45
and so having fallen into craft in prison at the front in the00:21:49
package00:21:51
fact of films in Russia Dushka Pusha on00:21:54
Heroes Maybe he’ll fall out with his friend and it’s good00:21:57
for the police00:21:59
in Russia to call someone00:22:02
who looks at other people’s a hero a Ukrainian00:22:08
who likes to engage in fake stories00:22:10
Russian Propaganda By the way, sometimes we will00:22:13
show you at a time00:22:16
[applause]00:22:25
[music]00:22:29
good afternoon Good afternoon from Moscow00:22:33
Wow00:22:36
Brigade yes yes00:22:49
you don’t listen almost Lucky or00:22:53
we have hand-assed miners00:22:56
So Tell us we need to make00:23:00
a story about real warriors and heroes00:23:03
so this is not for you a00:23:06
mouse in the rear Seventh line of defense00:23:11
Wait What kind of defense We seem to be00:23:13
advancing,00:23:14
well, apparently we are advancing so that the defense will not00:23:18
interfere00:23:20
Let's get it on now I’ll take it to the front00:23:22
Because we’ll sort of check the field at the same time.00:23:25
Lucky one,00:23:30
I’ll tell you this now,00:23:36
is flying here now, and then I’ll also tell you00:23:39
now all over Russia.00:24:00
Maybe it’s just a soldier’s everyday life. Well, you00:24:04
can have a soldier’s sandwich, just let’s go00:24:06
without the toilet, okay, put it00:24:08
somewhere I mean put00:24:11
Yes here, the Russian army, what else are you00:24:14
going to shoot or [ __ ] there like last00:24:17
time,00:24:19
no way00:24:32
and Let's tell us how and what you00:24:36
did there the00:24:37
truth Of course00:24:40
Let's see a military officer talking about00:24:43
military exploits, it's interesting you00:24:45
personally managed to destroy something personally00:24:48
Personally,00:24:50
I destroyed a tank an officer in an unequal battle00:24:55
beat a tank with his own hands Why did he knock it out and00:24:58
drown it00:25:03
and it was an Abrams or a leopard our T-9000:25:09
Well, what was the situation there? I00:25:12
drove drunk to the village of Zavodskaya, there is a00:25:15
stream there on the map. But in fact, the Dnieper.00:25:20
Now my call sign is a sailor.00:25:24
Interesting story. You know? It’s better00:25:26
then tell us about the army as a whole, about the army00:25:29
as a whole, in the army the truth Of course the truth00:25:33
the truth no Why not save me for00:25:38
what00:25:40
listen Well, for the plot we need00:25:43
some real heroes of our own, those who00:25:45
were at the front, hot spots. You were00:25:47
at the front, well, that’s great Where were you00:25:50
Kherson,00:25:52
it turns out you were near Kherson And now00:25:55
you Here in Belgorod, what00:25:57
was the situation like, we were given00:26:01
the order to retreat And they didn’t tell us where to stop,00:26:06
but we go and look at the nature is good, here are the00:26:09
trees Lukh. We’ve dug in here, we00:26:14
still need the Soldiers, heroes,00:26:17
you know,00:26:31
or you need them alive, of course, we need them alive,00:26:35
and so that those who are at the front Who was at the00:26:38
front damn those who were at the front they're00:26:41
out Everyone in the container00:26:44
[applause]00:26:48
listen at least you have someone but at00:26:51
least we have someone call them off00:26:54
freaks00:26:55
[music]00:26:58
here you go00:26:59
[applause]00:27:08
these are the Best of Listen to the worst ones,00:27:14
but they’re kind of creepy, they really are00:27:16
n’t. Well, I understand you, listen. Maybe you00:27:20
’ll go to Moscow the old fashioned way, take00:27:23
the actors to multiply them there, put makeup on the00:27:25
actors, they’ve already started to recognize that they’re not00:27:27
sitting in a trench with Belgorod in the background, or they’re00:27:29
storming a cowshed shouting for the Motherland00:27:31
recently. We were already filming about a wounded00:27:34
Russian hero, so right in the frame he00:27:36
began to lick ketchup from the face of00:27:38
one, in general, first they filmed the Ukrainian00:27:41
military, then ours, and then they mixed it up and00:27:43
wanted to exchange00:27:44
everything, it got so confused. Okay, let's00:27:47
try to work with what we have, so00:27:48
we work, we are in front of me.00:27:51
These are the fighters are the real heroes of Russia They00:27:53
just came out of a terrible battle, they miraculously00:27:56
managed to survive after the Nazi attack,00:27:58
look how these00:28:01
guys got beat up, well, nothing tomorrow They will be given a00:28:03
new uniform, I will not go into battle again,00:28:06
no,00:28:09
it’s us and we issued a new uniform00:28:13
today,00:28:17
it’s not exactly new, but for those who00:28:20
no longer need it in the container, so00:28:23
don’t interfere with us as planned They00:28:25
just returned from real hell and00:28:28
this is what they said correctly Yes, they all00:28:30
come from the outback of Russia from the uttermost00:28:32
listen and be silent they remained alive00:28:35
Only thanks to true friendship00:28:37
thanks to the shoulder of their comrades Vera in Russia No,00:28:42
they are only alive because tomorrow00:28:46
they will no longer be in the rear, don’t worry about00:28:53
what we will do, we will now record a00:28:55
couple of stories with each of you on camera.00:28:56
Okay, let’s do this only00:29:03
my account, please, I’m actively promoting it, a00:29:07
lot of videos are very good, there are00:29:20
mine too They’ll find out that I’m alive,00:29:37
that it’s the same thing, you’ll leave the hole, bullet in00:29:40
the back, take the toilet, bullet in the back, you00:29:45
can only shoot in the back, I can shoot you00:29:47
in the ass,00:29:53
maybe there’s someone else, maybe there are00:29:55
real heroes lying around somewhere after all. there's a00:29:57
lot of them lying around there, there's a00:29:59
good bunch of them alive, I mean the one who00:30:01
was on the front end00:30:04
and right on the front so on the front end00:30:07
we have this00:30:11
[music]00:30:15
[applause] we're00:30:28
working, we're filming, we'll be filming a00:30:30
patriotic guy in Russian Today we're00:30:32
interviewing real heroes Russia Here they are,00:30:35
Russian people, Russian person,00:30:37
representative of Russia Please introduce yourself00:30:42
[music]00:30:57
I have the most00:31:01
subscribers, those who have00:31:07
7400:31:11
more subscribers than magic00:31:14
Magician cannot register as a00:31:17
tiktoker00:31:20
on those videos that you have posted there, that00:31:23
you are inciting in the video equipment00:31:49
[applause]00:32:07
[music]00:32:20
but we are here according to our hearts No, I am here00:32:23
at the call of Yevgeny Prigozhin article 44 everyone00:32:26
stop please but identify00:32:28
you are fighting for the freedom of Russia not I am fighting for the00:32:32
freedom of Igor Ivanov article 104500:32:34
Stop Tell me please Have you ever00:32:36
been in battle In you've been in battle00:32:38
Of course I even have a medal, seriously,00:32:41
the order is to take it off Come on, a real medal, how did00:32:44
you manage to get it? In short, My00:32:46
sidekick and I are sitting in a trench Well, there's a bullet from a stray00:32:49
chicken In short, that's all Well, I was lucky, well, it was the00:32:53
chicken's breasts that I didn't take the medal00:32:57
for. They’ll give you 300 rubles on the Internet,00:33:06
not for the camera, it’s just interesting for yourself,00:33:09
but out of stupidity they were sitting there with the men in00:33:13
the garage, drinking on TV, they said that00:33:15
for each destroyed leopard they pay00:33:17
4 lyam rubles00:33:23
Well, the cops already accepted me for the second one, it’s00:33:26
understandable for now too Let’s try00:33:28
to talk with you You came here at the00:33:31
call of your heart on the orders of the military commissar but you are00:33:35
ready to die for Russia if there are00:33:37
other options I would consider00:33:41
listen to00:33:43
Russia Of course I love love but I don’t like to00:33:47
die00:33:50
But what about the feat00:33:53
of these grandfathers and from the Kremlin and Minsk we are00:33:57
all here and let's die00:34:00
[applause] Have00:34:06
you seen the fascists?00:34:22
Well done, he's such a grenade on a Tank. This is a00:34:27
feat,00:34:31
as if not like Bykov. No,00:34:35
he hardly went against his own people from Ukraine.00:34:42
Well, good, good, but just to accomplish00:34:45
a feat is not like a bull in Russia's pride.00:34:48
I did this. Come on, let's00:34:52
Tell us Yes, now we know,00:34:54
friends, the heroic story of our warrior,00:34:56
please, well, they came to us, it means from00:35:00
the General Staff. Well, Comrade Major went for00:35:03
vodka on a tank. And they told me00:35:06
to organize the girls. Well, where in the unit will I find the girls?00:35:10
Anton was on a mission.00:35:15
Well, I had to tell my heroic story.00:35:32
tell me that it’s also heroic You00:35:34
must have Well, maybe one of you00:35:36
saved I don’t know a comrade, well, clearly,00:35:42
in short, a00:35:46
simple Russian guy will tell you00:35:48
let00:36:02
’s go, that means we see they’re00:36:04
handing out summonses, but I’m telling a friend00:36:08
Listen, let’s kiss you00:36:11
Well, they’ll think that we’re these these Well, well,00:36:15
these Well, I’ll get up from us Well, it means00:36:19
they sucked a00:36:23
friend of mine, he grabbed my ass00:36:31
I took him in short, they grabbed him00:36:42
Well, this is what they gave this card,00:36:45
maybe one of you was, I don’t know, in a00:36:48
real battle, someone was excellent00:36:50
Great, Let’s mean00:36:56
[ music]00:37:02
the machine gun00:37:04
behind me00:37:06
two somersaults the somersault shows00:37:11
two triggers from two machine guns00:37:15
like that, yes, and behind him00:37:18
Abdul in short, do it, three out of00:37:22
three machine guns00:37:27
He was supposed to film it all on video,00:37:30
but he didn’t press the button,00:37:34
in short,00:37:35
we lost a friend together,00:37:53
that’s great we're filming what kind of equipment you00:37:56
knocked out, that it was a highmars leopard00:37:58
combine harvester,00:38:02
well the Nazis converted00:38:05
agricultural machinery specifically for Tanks Yes,00:38:08
not a food processor.00:38:10
I go into the house, so I look at the00:38:14
food processor, but I shaved it,00:38:17
I asked who knocked it out. And it seemed to me that he knocked it out00:38:24
first, rewind everything from the beginning,00:38:26
maybe some of you have a difficult question, a00:38:29
difficult one, you had to kill00:38:32
perfectly Tell me how it was00:38:35
Yes, I basically told the investigator00:38:39
in Barnaul there was a fight00:38:42
during the war00:38:45
Wait, we have special military00:38:48
[music]00:38:51
I had here so Let’s00:38:54
Tell me00:39:04
I think not to film it00:39:07
means I’m cleaning and here’s a friend he comes up to me like00:39:12
this Hey, I have a machine gun Bang from my hands, everything’s00:39:15
gone, no friend00:39:17
That’s how I killed it’s clear what’s his last name00:39:20
Well, at least to tell my relatives because of00:39:22
who this happened, I don’t remember00:39:24
Now I’ll tell you, I have his shovel gun somewhere00:39:29
Wait Let’s look at me, I00:39:31
ask you, maybe some of you, I do00:39:32
n’t know, were wounded Yes, yes, I have an00:39:35
excellent bullet Yes, she is alive, yes, as00:39:38
I understand it Close combat is correct in00:39:43
the kitchen with a knife and potatoes fell,00:39:58
no, listen, I had a field day,00:40:21
how did I find out that he had an idea, I immediately00:40:26
fired the entire clip at point-blank range. One bullet00:40:30
only hit him in the heel00:40:33
and only I understood, listen, I’m not00:40:36
interested in your internal squabbles, that’s00:40:38
understandable. I’m interested in the battle wounds00:40:41
you had, I’ve got them.00:40:43
Tell me, my whole body is covered in00:40:47
scars, fragments, mosquitoes,00:40:51
yes near Kherson It happened like00:40:54
they swooped in like this for real, I’m00:40:57
telling you they’re some kind of bio-laboratory00:41:00
Let’s tell us more about war pigeons00:41:04
You’re00:41:06
interested I’ve closed one war00:41:09
dovecote to the00:41:12
General’s office opens the door and there00:41:15
General Anton is polishing00:41:24
our viewers Should they accept00:41:26
participation in the Siberian Federal District without a bazaar guys I answer a00:41:31
normal topic from my homies00:41:33
no one has returned yet It’s already good where they are00:41:36
now00:41:37
[music]00:41:40
Maybe you Yes yes00:41:44
everyone should go because we must00:41:48
clean up the00:41:49
Russian-speaking population can protect00:41:52
yes Yes protect until then protect for now00:41:58
Well, until the very end of the cleansing,00:42:09
listen to the packages, don’t take them here, they give out00:42:15
[applause]00:42:20
[music]00:42:23
okay, okay,00:42:26
how do you, for example, communicate with your00:42:28
relatives about what you can and00:42:59
your aunt should? Well, in general, as if Olezhka is no longer there,00:43:04
then do00:43:18
n’t thank our aunt,00:43:21
so okay maybe let's try with you,00:43:24
do you even have a wife three00:43:31
Hello Hello00:43:35
How is Gulnara good00:43:42
and Igor00:43:45
good00:43:55
[music]00:43:59
I also miss you I00:44:07
miss you very much00:44:10
I don’t know How Turn it off and00:44:13
somehow we will come back and00:44:14
edit everything everything00:44:16
worked out take you off Excellent00:44:25
That you can stay Well, of course, how00:44:28
by the way, you treat the bathhouse normally, a00:44:30
real Russian of course00:44:42
[applause]00:44:44
[music]00:44:46
[applause]00:44:51
We are Ukrainians and we are on the slope of the Square00:44:55
and Vilni, even00:44:59
a skier will approve of not the prisoner of that one is getting cold,00:45:15
we will give him reason in Kiev all over Ukraine00:45:18
all Ukrainians news special00:45:21
concert 18 1900:45:30
[music]00:45:37
[music]00:45:49
[applause]00:46:03
[applause]00:46:09
even the Russians on the insole are very afraid00:46:11
still with all their hearts the specialists of beard00:46:14
against the most leopards I who00:46:16
happen to be He’s just overgrown and in general00:46:20
[applause]00:46:24
[music ]00:46:36
I’m sick of these potatoes00:46:38
When can Belarus00:47:00
of course heard about the supply of00:47:03
German tanks to Ukraine, we’re getting ready So I’m exactly00:47:07
doing00:47:11
your mother00:47:28
Yes, if I convey this information to the personnel,00:47:30
they will scatter all over00:47:32
Belarus00:47:33
And I told him Of course we’re ready, that’s00:47:37
right And can you pour me a glass00:47:39
so that I can too Lieutenant was ready, did00:47:42
you bring a snack at least once?00:47:45
I brought humanitarian aid there. The00:47:48
Tver region was collecting everything for00:47:50
our unit.00:47:52
Well done, well done, let's bring it here.00:47:56
Now this is the stew there. Where are these00:47:58
Kamaz humanitarian aids? Come here.00:48:07
Somehow it's not enough for the entire Tver00:48:09
region.00:48:40
Yes, don’t worry, I have00:48:42
good news, I found a specialist in German00:48:45
tanks, why are you silent, lieutenant,00:48:48
oh my, they say he knocked out 20 tanks during the war.00:48:51
What is this Rambo,00:48:54
where was he in the series in Iraq, and I00:48:57
understand Mendelssohn’s PMC00:48:59
serious guy, give him here Now00:49:01
he's there for instructions, he's coming up Come on, let's wait, you00:49:03
can show00:49:16
me and he has a machine gun00:49:30
Can you hear the pedal horse What are you00:49:32
doing here and what are you doing?00:49:37
Bring it to us Help us deal with the German tanks Because00:49:41
we've all crap ourselves here00:49:45
Who's the one who crap here? this is what you need00:49:50
or are you in front of each other00:49:58
not only Blue berets00:50:03
we are the headquarters of anti-tank defense And as I00:50:06
understand it, you are a specialist in tanks So exactly in the00:50:10
Belarusian park in 1952,00:50:19
wait, the war seems to00:50:21
have ended in 1945 Well, for us partisans00:50:39
this is what we have problems here00:50:44
like the Germans,00:50:55
what kind of capitulation do we need only00:50:58
Victory? I already understood this from the underpants,00:51:03
tell me to come out, that you have changed your clothes here,00:51:06
or you will not only be these twinks. You00:51:10
will also be measured with guns by a00:51:15
veteran who00:51:16
fought after all00:51:52
[music]00:51:56
the main word German means00:51:59
high-quality,00:52:07
but we We’re asking you seriously I’m00:52:09
seriously saying as soon as the leopard00:52:12
goes on the attack You won’t even have time to feather the leopard00:52:18
so give him rations and he’ll get the hell out00:52:22
of here rations Maybe let him live00:52:24
somewhere else00:52:29
listen carefully for00:52:32
an attack these panties won’t fit the00:52:36
elastic band Too weak00:52:39
the attack will fall off from the load00:52:42
I recommend it to you00:52:49
because after what you saw, well, for another00:52:52
10 years you will be00:53:01
on Belarusian telegram channels for yourself, I00:53:04
agree, it will do as well00:53:07
as For motivation,00:53:30
the tiger was And you look more like a goat,00:53:36
so baby, don’t be rude to someone, that’s00:53:40
when you saw the tank I wasn’t scared00:53:42
at first, it was very urgent, it was very00:53:45
scary just the first time, and when the00:53:47
German tanks went through Belarus to00:53:51
Moscow, it became easier.00:53:54
No, this is not a motivator, this is some kind of demotivator,00:53:58
we get it, let’s get closer to the00:54:00
body, what to do, what to do, surrender00:54:05
to you it’s true, but why give up higher00:54:08
then they didn’t give up So we got to Moscow00:54:12
for these tanks,00:54:28
but they00:54:30
cut off the path to fuel with this tank,00:54:34
so they had to00:54:36
refuel with Russian fuel, all00:54:40
the valves were burnt out, they’re farting, they’re happy00:54:45
to cut off the fuel, which means they don’t need the fuel, but we don’t00:54:49
need it, so it was like the Great00:54:51
Patriotic War00:54:52
offensive and Victory And how big it is,00:54:57
then it’s even easier to have your putler00:55:01
shoot himself,00:55:04
everything went00:55:05
crazy, honestly, he went crazy when he saw00:55:11
how the whole world is helping Ukraine, crazy00:55:15
clappers, if they are already00:55:18
supplied with leopards, then soon00:55:22
one animal will come to your land, what kind of animal is00:55:25
small, so fluffy,00:55:37
sneaking under like that unnoticed00:55:41
and will cover your entire country,00:55:45
grandfather is good at scaring, you say something sensible,00:55:49
German tanks should go, then00:55:51
somehow they break down00:56:00
on the Germans on the Germans Why00:56:04
because they don’t break down the quality of the Germans00:56:08
how many of these leopards are supplied to Ukraine00:56:20
there is a00:56:22
way you need to take00:56:30
it tie it down on a stick in white underpants and00:56:35
like this you00:56:41
will remain alive even if your00:56:44
grandfather is sick or something. Why should we surrender00:56:47
in this direction,00:56:49
900 tanks are concentrated here, 90000:56:53
900 of your tanks, but also 300 leopards, it00:56:57
turns out 3 of yours against one00:57:00
leopard So sure Then there is a chance So00:57:03
write, write, write that write a will,00:57:15
we thought you would come here,00:57:17
tell us about some secret00:57:19
weapon, there is a secret weapon, it00:57:25
was kept secret for 70 years,00:57:40
and this is to use German tanks. We00:57:43
need to fight with German weapons. Well done, you did00:57:48
n’t suffer in it; there are00:57:56
other options; I have everything. other00:57:58
options The00:58:00
Soviet encyclopedia anaconda encyclopedia has been specially prepared for you by the encyclopedia00:58:05
that we will give a book to the tanks.00:58:07
Read here everything you need, here it is00:58:11
written about00:58:14
retreat,00:58:17
you need this guys retreat Grandfather, do00:58:21
n’t want to retreat then this one00:58:25
will come up to the top coffin00:58:30
no do you want a coffin then a package00:58:36
which package of00:58:39
tanks I met survived00:58:41
me from the Tanks00:58:51
We were sitting in a trench somehow waiting for a tank00:58:55
attack, well, I wanted to be here Well, it got to me,00:58:59
you know, I quickly bite quickly, I00:59:03
take off my pants, I didn’t00:59:06
notice,00:59:09
I was immediately taken to the hospital Well, while the needles00:59:12
were being torn out of my ass00:59:14
Tank the attack passed What00:59:18
hedgehogs told us that you knocked out 20 tanks00:59:24
Well, come on We were sitting one day in the village,00:59:49
I grabbed a grenade and forward00:59:55
fines, knowing everything, you here it01:00:00
turns out that our joint01:00:05
Ukrainian detachment Well, I told you01:00:07
about it, the bridge was mined and and when the01:00:12
train with these tanks went boom And that's it And01:00:16
this whole train with these two flowers01:00:19
drowned and for the fact that I01:00:21
saved the only grenade, the commander gave me a second01:00:24
grenade,01:00:27
really training ones And now I have two of them, I do01:00:36
n't need to be more careful, I really don't know where Which one,01:00:39
especially look how01:00:41
[applause]01:00:44
times two three01:00:59
If you fall like this from a training grenade,01:01:02
what will happen to you when you01:01:05
see leopards? No, I don’t understand, we called ourselves for this,01:01:07
then you would tell us where01:01:10
these German tanks have some weak points01:01:13
Yes, we have technical characteristics for01:01:15
it01:01:18
first, so01:01:20
the maximum speed 75 km/h01:01:24
gun 120 millimeters01:01:28
maximum sighting range01:01:30
4 km01:01:33
good01:01:35
What's good It's good that the Germans01:01:38
didn't have 45 of these tanks01:01:47
we were told at all that you are a hero01:01:49
scout01:02:02
Well let him01:02:06
go into the bushes I scouted the01:02:10
hedgehogs no the01:02:12
hedgehogs have disappeared01:02:14
ours I01:02:16
sit down I01:02:17
start to scout01:02:21
scout my eyes are so bulging so that I can01:02:26
see better at night,01:02:28
I’m watching, I’m watching, and then something01:02:34
cold touched my ass, a01:02:39
hedgehog with his nose, a01:02:42
tiger, the01:02:51
decision-making center was blowing right at me,01:03:00
and right in one gulp01:03:03
[music]01:03:14
Commander Petrovich01:03:22
endured for01:03:25
80 years Well, you’re a fool No, you don’t01:03:30
believe me, you don’t believe me Where map01:03:33
show the map here's a map where you are here here are01:03:41
German tanks in01:03:50
three hours You should be Here01:03:58
this is the Urals01:04:03
the sky is normal01:04:32
as we01:04:44
sit in a trench01:04:46
we see01:04:49
tanks driving German tanks01:04:54
German and German01:04:58
with Germans01:05:01
I'm just in case I'm clarifying I01:05:08
look at the mouth like that on the tank German cross01:05:21
Closer closer I grab a grenade01:05:33
they knew how to make01:05:36
[applause] it did01:05:56
n’t go wrong a01:06:04
Belarusian bison comes out from behind the forest01:06:07
Such a healthy, shaggy bison And Stalin sits on the bison A01:06:15
healthy, shaggy01:06:18
bison of steel01:06:20
And then he lights his pipe01:06:25
And instead of smoke Zhukov climbs out of the pipe01:06:29
on a Colorado potato beetle for01:06:43
no reason, you twisted the box Do01:06:51
n’t you want to see a parade like before,01:06:55
so that I dream along Red Square I01:07:02
sleep and see01:07:10
[music]01:07:15
[applause]01:07:24
Grandfather, you again smoked the wrong box for the wrong reason01:07:28
that the boys are strong tobacco like the Spirit of the01:07:33
Ukrainians, what do you think, we are01:07:37
scared, you think we have nothing to respond to01:07:39
the supply of German tanks Yes, we have 2001:07:41
Iskanders hidden there as soon as the01:07:47
Iskanders were hidden it doesn’t matter01:07:49
secret information Yes01:07:53
there are blue ones it turns out yes yes01:07:59
Eastern longitude and 73 degrees northern01:08:04
latitude I didn’t understand I repeat 59°01:08:10
[applause]01:08:34
what are you Grandfather and you sold your homeland01:08:40
for your homeland. You now remembered for your homeland. Yes, we01:08:44
defended our homeland then, we all fought together,01:08:47
Russian Ukrainians, Belarusians fought against the Germans.01:08:51
And now my homeland Belarus and01:08:56
your troops are going through my homeland to the01:09:00
homeland of my friend, the commander of the Ukrainian01:09:04
detachment, but he didn’t save my life. I took him out of the01:09:08
burning tank, I then01:09:12
promised myself that I would definitely01:09:15
thank him, and now 80 years have passed from01:09:20
grateful01:09:22
[applause]01:09:30
grandfather is01:09:33
with you, I don’t know the coordinates01:09:46
[applause]01:09:54
[music]01:09:55
[applause]01:10:00
the soul was younger01:10:04
[music]01:10:13
every time, please be scared01:10:20
how there first Firstly, don’t01:10:24
scream, everything is fine Secondly, he’s01:10:28
resting,01:10:29
you can say normally poops eats eats poops poops poops eats01:10:36
poops sometimes sleeps01:10:41
doesn’t eat but his01:10:46
ears are set01:10:48
in Moscow01:10:49
[music]01:10:59
[applause]01:11:15
I’m leading on health Oh, health, you’re01:11:19
asking01:11:22
the body it hurts Well, and his ass itches,01:11:28
strange symptoms, it feels like he’s01:11:31
not going to Moscow And he’s already01:11:32
returned from Moscow,01:11:34
okay, but he had a similar problem before01:11:37
once, he had01:11:41
our Rogachev condensed milk, he ate 801:11:46
cans of it, it didn’t stick together,01:12:01
of all the medicines, he only takes brilliant green the01:12:08
rest01:12:12
[ music]01:12:17
if he's like this all green01:12:30
Listen to you Explain to me please are01:12:32
you giving at least some kind of treatment01:12:34
So find us Bulba is coming01:12:38
here potatoes see me potatoes breathe01:12:42
breathing he's already got a blister on his forehead01:12:46
and he's still breathing and you can Stop it01:12:48
Alexander Grigorievich Maybe that’s enough No, I01:12:51
cured the problem like that and I’ll also cure this infection. What01:12:59
tests were taken from him, of course,01:13:02
everything was in order Everything is normal Well, only for some01:13:05
reason it’s exceeded01:13:10
Well, I understand. Maybe it’s a mistake. Take the01:13:12
tests again, once again, and you01:13:14
know, I’ll give him the last time asked him to01:13:20
describe it in a jar And someone from Moscow called him at that01:13:22
time, he saw the number and not01:13:25
only signed it, but I also understood, I understood.01:13:28
So let’s, we need to understand what’s01:13:31
happening to him, really, look, he01:13:32
was recently a Zimbab, maybe he’s01:13:35
some kind of then he caught the infection, but he01:13:38
was protecting himself there. I’m01:13:41
not talking about that, I mean that what kind of01:13:44
tsetse fly bit him, maybe he was01:13:46
cursed there in Africa in Africa. What does01:13:49
Africa have to do with01:13:53
Belarus, the bomber takes off, the01:13:56
whole of Ukraine curses him01:14:00
[applause]01:14:08
this is his personal order, he said that01:14:12
no one saw him Sorry,01:14:21
well, like a dog. I01:14:24
mean, he01:14:26
sits on the carpet like that and went01:14:30
off,01:14:33
you know, like a dot matrix printer, the01:14:40
third carpet we change,01:14:43
they are expensive bristles01:14:58
[applause]01:15:03
oh,01:15:05
Alexander Grigorievich, why did you get up?01:15:08
I told you to lie down. I’m like a dog to you.01:15:12
fulfills your orders I was lying What is it01:15:17
again, they laid a new carpet01:15:22
lately, it was you who cleaned01:15:25
Alexandra01:15:27
so well I was lying there even fell asleep01:15:32
I had such a good dream that I01:15:36
was flying to Moscow on a Big Big01:15:39
Plane and Putin was meeting me not on the01:15:43
red carpet but right next to the plane I01:15:46
even when the door opened it a little01:15:49
on the forehead01:15:52
I’m just making a Shah, he immediately rushes to my01:15:56
neck when he rushes to repay01:16:05
the debts, there’s no need to repay01:16:08
And after that he takes me and kisses my lips. At01:16:13
first I pull away and then I think, well, why am01:16:17
I01:16:22
only my husband has been together for years, it’s probably time to01:16:27
do it the next step01:16:30
and so he tries, the main thing is sniffles all on01:16:34
his toes, stretches,01:16:38
lifted him up so that it would be easier for him, and he01:16:42
takes me and sticks his tongue in my mouth.01:16:47
I was scared, woke up at that moment.01:16:50
It turns out that Umka, my dog,01:16:54
got on my face and is spoiling Umka with my mustache for01:16:59
mating. bring it because I'm tired of it01:17:02
all01:17:05
Alexander01:17:08
feel bad I feel bad the01:17:13
body is like it's not mine and it's01:17:19
itching when the scales hurt even more01:17:27
What kind of hockey is it now Well really what kind of01:17:30
hockey I'll just sit on the ice01:17:33
Well maybe I'll do one lap,01:17:39
listen I suggest doing so you01:17:41
'll sit down now Calm down We'll figure out01:17:43
what to do with all this01:17:46
I don't know if it hurts me there01:17:49
We'll carefully put a chair in01:17:54
between But01:17:56
carefully Just like that Here's a01:18:04
nice draft that's formed oh I01:18:09
like it I like sitting on two chairs for01:18:13
29 years01:18:18
[applause]01:18:26
in Moscow we should do something about this I forgot01:18:29
I really need to call the01:18:43
case and you can call and kill someone01:18:56
that this is the owner01:19:00
not on X she is in01:19:03
Vladimir the ruler01:19:11
Vladimir Vladimirovich hello It’s me01:19:16
Well who Well your favorite01:19:19
No not Katyrov01:19:23
Sashenka How are you you like to call me they didn’t01:19:27
recognize me as rich I wo01:19:30
n’t01:19:34
survive I01:19:40
can’t fly tomorrow01:19:45
No we can handle it01:19:48
No we don’t need to send anyone01:19:51
Well if you insist so, then of course01:19:54
thank you for that We’ll wait for you01:19:58
goodbye kiss How you did me in a01:20:02
dream01:20:03
Then I’ll tell you01:20:06
he said he’ll send someone The Shaman01:20:08
of Altai He deprived him and Lavrov and01:20:13
now he’s taken to encoding Medvedev Well,01:20:17
there’s zero chance of course I01:20:21
apologize, maybe this Shaman is not needed01:20:24
Maybe you’ll still breathe on the potatoes01:20:27
Yes, something doesn’t help me, the01:20:29
sacred Bulba01:20:33
breathe through your mouth And if you’re in that place01:21:00
Oh what kind of sounds are these again slowly01:21:04
and started so everyone get ready01:21:07
wake up Kolya bring my machine gun without a01:21:10
horn which come on come on01:21:12
Alexander Wait, it seems to me that something01:21:15
tells me that this Shaman has already arrived01:21:17
from Moscow, how come so quickly Well, are they sending01:21:21
him to fighter planes or something? delivered01:21:23
maybe You see how Volodinka is01:21:26
worried about me Yes, don’t worry, I01:21:30
worked in Altai for 20 years, I worked as shamans, well,01:21:32
in general, I found a good language, you know that they01:21:34
can even raise the dead Well, it’s clear,01:21:36
he’s Putin decided01:21:44
[applause]01:22:04
my knee when it’s his first once he01:22:08
poured alcohol01:22:10
That's exactly how he had helicopters all night01:22:14
[applause]01:22:23
you can hit the tambourine not so hard,01:22:28
otherwise my tambourine is splitting like that01:22:34
to get into a trance And then it's better to01:22:38
turn on the song, I'll just put the bristles under them,01:22:42
he has a tambourine, bring a button accordion01:22:49
and why is he sniffing me, he wants to01:22:53
find out if spirits have moved in or are angry,01:23:00
my Umka does this all the time,01:23:11
don’t worry01:23:28
[applause]01:23:30
and he looks like Putin from my dream,01:23:38
what happened in general, it was the Shaman who took you out of the01:23:42
world of illness, I have myrobolists01:23:44
straight into the other world got me going, my01:23:47
heart almost stopped, don’t01:23:49
worry, well, understand, you need to01:23:51
be patient a little so that later it will feel good,01:23:54
this is my trick.01:23:57
Usually I’m like01:24:01
[applause]01:24:06
what he wants seems like the Shaman is asking you to01:24:09
come over there and bend over,01:24:20
I’m of course a politician with a lot of experience01:24:23
[music]01:24:40
you follow him closely keep an eye out if he01:24:45
moves in.01:24:50
They'll shoot me.01:24:55
Well, everything seems to be calm there,01:25:01
so I01:25:03
'm helping, you're standing01:25:11
[applause]01:25:16
you understand01:25:19
who I'm allowing to come so close to me01:25:25
and who's first01:25:58
Well, you said the statement yourself.01:26:08
Get out of here,01:26:10
I won't tell anyone, he saw everything01:26:13
you’ll shoot him later01:26:18
Well, what’s that? I just01:26:24
took a picture of that. Well, I think maybe it’s for a01:26:27
photo report to Moscow, so maybe01:26:30
Putin will see it. Well, come on, take a picture01:26:34
of me. I wasn’t smiling; that’s01:26:41
another matter, let’s start the01:26:45
procedures. Well, what do you see there?01:26:49
the owner came01:26:54
for every fireman's kiss01:26:58
only without the tongue01:27:08
and I have01:27:10
[music]01:27:13
that now Putin hit him on the ass.01:27:18
Why? Well, perhaps he passes on his immunity to you;01:27:24
his immunity is strong. Let him pass it on.01:27:46
What is this happening? I'm now in the01:27:52
face of the main team of the world,01:28:02
let's do it let’s say that this is how Belarus01:28:05
returns to Russia01:28:16
[music]01:28:26
and Vladimir Vladimirovich also had this procedure01:28:29
done. I think so, but if01:28:33
Volodya endured it, then I have to endure01:28:53
it too. Let’s go through the old school and not like that, this is too much, it can damage01:28:57
the gas pipeline01:29:00
no no01:29:06
[music]01:29:21
a little in another place01:29:41
and then who01:29:43
seems to me already easier01:29:53
[music]01:29:56
made the01:29:59
Republic of Belarus01:30:02
wine wanted honor by voting for Belarus01:30:06
that the Belarusians will not sense his voice01:30:09
and you who are the main intelligence department01:30:13
of Ukraine01:30:14
[applause]01:30:23
take no one01:30:32
[applause]01:30:55
[applause]01:30:56
[music]01:30:57
[applause]01:31:02
We are Ukrainians and we are on the more lazy Nezalezhnya01:31:06
and Vilni more on the independent01:31:09
pressed the skier will approve not the old one01:31:12
will get cold01:31:26
we will reset our minds in Kiev I will give him to all of01:31:29
Ukraine to all Ukrainians news01:31:31
special concert 18 1901:31:41
[music]01:32:25
yes I give the kitten's paw01:32:30
Barsik you are hoots here I would be three the01:32:46
fish will smell like Russian spirit01:32:54
Who am I this Sashka01:33:20
[music]01:33:38
you mean01:33:40
kind we will she will dilute your sea01:33:46
name like Dyatlov Dyatlov and there are many of you01:33:51
like Dyatlov rummaging through our sheets01:33:55
before more was when we01:33:59
came to the Sumy region So to find for training there are01:34:01
a lot of us there it happened01:34:08
and then a curse was cast on our entire plant,01:34:11
maybe my grandmother is already old I do01:34:17
n’t even know how to say the curse, in01:34:21
general,01:34:23
my gun no longer fires defense01:34:27
[music]01:34:41
my little soldier no longer responds to the command to rise01:34:46
Well, how can this01:34:48
Bogatyr not stand up like a cookie? then01:34:52
what is this Vanka, I say, my01:34:55
no longer standing up, I understand that you have problems in your head,01:35:00
you can’t explain a damn thing Yes,01:35:04
Granny, I’m telling you, we stopped by last time,01:35:07
you saw us with Putin and01:35:10
everyone’s children won’t stand, but Well, I remembered,01:35:13
of course, well of course it won’t stand01:35:17
there are strong Why did you come alone that the01:35:20
others are not interested? Yes, it’s not me, it’s01:35:24
like the Wolf himself went to the rest, the01:35:26
commander didn’t let her in, she didn’t let the commander in01:35:32
somehow differently, everything is fine there,01:35:36
but only in in the bathhouse and only on the01:35:39
soldiers01:35:42
we are suffering all the guys are suffering01:35:45
the commander is suffering We are afraid that we01:35:47
will begin to suffer01:35:54
there is of course But you can’t see the commander there01:36:00
Fool you are the commander photo here is our01:36:06
commander here he is01:36:10
the problem of the killer whale this is not my Spell this is01:36:14
his personal initiative01:36:18
probably the charter of your army to change01:36:21
will01:36:22
Yes, I’m kidding, I cast a spell01:36:27
that you will help him no,01:36:31
but I’ll think about it for you, please help me01:36:34
I’ll do whatever he wants for you,01:36:36
just tell me how you can do anything for01:36:39
grandma, no one works there01:36:46
Let’s do something else Well, whatever01:36:48
you say, I’ll do it01:37:10
no no no01:37:29
Well, say whatever you want, I’ll do whatever you want, you01:37:31
want water, I’ll put firewood on the sack, you want it01:37:39
unfinished, they brought me soundly01:37:44
Central water supply and sewerage with a01:37:47
toilet, and this is in the forest,01:37:49
of course it’s a marvel, a marvelous miracle, a marvelous one,01:37:53
we don’t have anything like that in Russia01:37:55
Granny Or maybe it’s you who cursed our Russia01:38:00
This is my01:38:03
grandmother Wow, I was a sorceress until now,01:38:14
the word was not Russia, but there was only01:38:17
Kievan Rus,01:38:21
you can remove it. This Spell01:38:29
if Vovka from the Kremlin cuts next to01:38:33
Vovka from the Kremlin will become Vanka is your01:38:36
truth Wow, the guys don’t have all of them either so that there01:38:41
will be guys and you need to sing one song01:38:44
and put it on the Internet, which one01:38:47
about Putin,01:38:58
at best01:39:02
they will cut it off you have it01:39:07
oh ha ha ha01:39:10
there is01:39:16
naive videos01:39:22
[applause]01:39:32
Tell me what to do for you, you want money,01:39:34
I’ll give you as much as you want, here’s a map,01:39:38
write it down number01:39:43
marked for drones and for the quadcopter01:39:50
the more reset I01:40:07
understood I understood tonight with the guys01:40:10
we will sit down with everything that anyone has, we will transfer everything to01:40:12
you01:40:26
Come on Vanka,01:40:36
hello Grandma, I’m coming to see you Captain01:40:41
Kozlov,01:40:43
the captain, and Kozlov is his01:40:49
funny Grandma,01:40:52
when we retreated from the Sumy region01:40:55
Here you are we were cursed01:40:58
with the women, you have problems No, I have01:41:01
problems with the women01:41:12
And you want me to do this Curse I don’t01:41:16
want01:41:25
it happens01:41:45
someone Came to me01:41:47
What problem do you have You01:41:50
said that it’s possible Sashka went in your01:41:53
direction you didn’t see Sashka the01:41:57
pig I01:42:00
want stab some jellied meat, make sure01:42:15
you have the same feelings, you will get01:42:32
back everything as it was before, it won’t work out01:42:35
as before,01:42:40
get an answer from all the Ukrainian women01:42:50
[applause]01:42:55
[music]01:43:12
Well, now he does this every minute. It’s01:43:14
clear Granny. So what’s with my01:43:17
problem, that is, there is a ritual one So01:43:20
listen early in the morning And Sunday, yeah,01:43:24
you need to do 20 laps around the flag on Red Square01:43:28
Yes, no problem at all01:43:31
Thank you, but the Ukrainian flag should01:43:34
be01:43:37
simpler, maybe 10 laps But with everyone back in the01:43:43
Babul temple, you understand that after that01:43:45
we have the whole platoon on this flagpole is01:43:47
pulled up Well, okay, it’s even cool for me,01:43:49
but guys,01:43:59
I love this01:44:25
in the warehouse. So it turns out because of you,01:44:28
all these explosions in our warehouses, and the01:44:30
guys are just trying to remove the damage, I01:44:33
took part, and I smoked a couple of idiots.01:44:37
Okay, on you That’s what01:44:41
take the ring He will help lift01:44:44
the Spell No, just give Dyatlov as a01:44:46
wedding gift,01:44:49
but I think Sashka will even like it01:45:13
How can we do it01:45:19
You need to liberate three more cities01:45:34
I mean, you’re kidding grandma I’m not kidding, really,01:45:37
as soon as you drive the fascists out of Moscow,01:45:40
everything is lost at once, yours01:45:43
will stop for sure say01:45:50
what you said about the colonel you yourself01:45:53
ask about your colonel which01:45:54
colonel I am a colonel01:45:57
after your curse I crap all over Plast01:46:01
and I was demoted to private As01:46:05
they say, I screwed up my position I'm sick of01:46:09
my curse Wow Listen,01:46:13
first of all, stop eating your hearing01:46:31
chicken rations, it enhances the effect01:46:35
Here and now run to Red Square,01:46:41
all the bad stuff there01:46:59
I’m the captain of the Russian army in the bag and with01:47:02
pleasure01:47:13
you have big problems01:47:24
So I tell you every night01:47:35
How wonderful01:47:38
[music]01:47:54
every night I have a wet sheet Okay I01:47:58
’ll help you01:48:00
only I’m asking you grandma this time01:48:03
no deception please when the01:48:05
fat one deceived you the last time when I01:48:08
asked what was the best way to go to Nikolaev01:48:10
you advised me through Chernobaevka01:48:13
Well maybe she advised And what And what And01:48:17
most importantly they dissuaded me after01:48:19
10-17 and 24 times Maybe he’ll go the other way01:48:24
I say no the grandmother said through the01:48:26
Chernobaevka means through the Chernobaevka01:48:29
wait wait through the Chernostaevka there was01:48:38
another problem with the01:48:45
women, everything is fine. There’s a problem with my wife,01:49:13
what should I do, grandma, well, there’s one potion, a01:49:17
spell, but then you’ll have to give something away,01:49:20
you say whatever you want, I’ll give it away01:49:23
That Crimea01:49:28
[ applause]01:49:30
Well, it’s only in Crimea that01:49:33
the grass that you need grows, you’ll have to01:49:36
withdraw the troops,01:49:40
that this is the Minister of Defense,01:49:51
not a general, but a civilian simple01:49:54
minister,01:50:02
Putin won’t have time for you at that time. And01:50:06
what are you talking about Putin01:50:29
on a rope, the01:50:39
main thing is the language: Language so funny I found out01:50:44
when01:50:47
they did that they danced around him and01:50:51
celebrated all over the planet01:50:54
Yes, that’s how I told him I01:50:57
told him to go to Ukraine you wo01:51:01
n’t be able to sit on your throne for a long time, didn’t listen to01:51:04
me everything will be I do01:51:09
n’t see01:51:11
that the future is01:51:14
in the future01:51:22
[music]01:51:45
Slava Ukraine to the Heroes Glory01:51:48
[applause] the yak on the01:51:53
right01:51:56
can take away all the layouts on the layouts01:52:03
[applause]01:52:06
What does it mean to take away I’m a general of the Russian01:52:11
army01:52:13
to collect01:52:15
everything I’ll shoot you curse01:52:25
I can’t I promised someone else01:52:31
[music]01:52:44
[applause]01:52:49
granny01:52:58
[applause]01:53:02
and I at once I'm still evolving under our Ukraine,01:53:07
clicking01:53:08
oh Max01:53:13
yacht and feeling a lot of a scorched01:53:16
sign from the ground oh we'll live oh we'll live01:53:24
[applause] I01:53:30
remember my everyday life01:53:43
[applause]01:53:57
[music]01:54:04
[applause] it's01:54:22
so normal01:54:29
to stand01:54:34
Who are Pod Luke what are you touching I01:54:38
choose mushrooms01:55:37
1000 came in here I flooded here You walk around here01:55:42
everything has been replaced I do01:55:44
n’t know Well I thought that you yourself01:55:48
love a bunch under a bush they Well we really01:55:52
replaced it here it’s worth that there are tank guy wires here and01:55:55
against it01:55:57
but I don’t know about the rumor I01:56:01
went for quite a while They were up to It was me who01:56:03
came to us, the Russians, that's why we01:56:06
dumped all the toilets, because you came to our01:56:08
junction01:56:10
[applause]01:56:14
came with your tanks and airplanes, you01:56:17
messed everything up. Well, I mean,01:56:52
what are you afraid of, that you sense who is needed here01:56:58
and maybe who is not needed?01:57:00
We know one major in I washed myself in the bathhouse and01:57:03
told an anecdote about Lukashenko and that's all01:57:06
Nah majora,01:57:07
she only has two fleas with her teeth01:57:12
[applause]01:57:15
and naked01:57:17
and they put an artistic microphone in01:57:22
and now I understand why you're walking here,01:57:29
okay01:58:13
Listen Kumi I'll go to the truth, I'll go then01:58:16
check Well, where will you come Rick got drunk01:58:19
And you'll come right away Well, tell me,01:58:22
my squad, where are you, listen, can I put my01:58:25
hat on, no-no-no-no-no-no, this RP was knocked out by the01:58:28
fair-haired people, the patient ones01:58:30
sent out the potato Fuhrer already Be patient T01:58:33
209 rocker01:58:35
[applause]01:58:39
one on the right of the potato truck the other one01:58:41
on the right is a physiological problem,01:58:48
why have you seen fascists at your training grounds01:58:51
there, it’s rubbish that I’ll tell you in secret,01:58:54
we train them like this, you’ll tell us later you01:58:58
came in.01:59:10
Clearly01:59:20
[applause]01:59:23
I mean, [ __ ], I01:59:26
want to try it. What did you do yesterday Bang01:59:30
who wasn’t there, bags with a map fell from the sky01:59:40
this is a Russian landing force trained01:59:44
very well parachutes01:59:48
just jumped with our parachutes02:00:10
[music]02:00:39
we have meat, not like stepping on our02:00:42
land There will be no plowing PWM so I read the02:00:45
tractor propeller blew it up02:00:51
cool our allies are giving us02:00:54
leopards And I confused you02:01:02
that you were overgrown and guessed about leopards02:01:08
Tell me,02:01:10
son And listen, I sent him there to Poland,02:01:13
the rest of02:01:16
my attention about there, so very02:01:21
winged by a leopard02:01:59
Eh,02:02:01
listen, well, we can do the same, we’re02:02:04
helping, I’m a02:02:06
Belarusian region, Kastus02:02:09
Kalinovsky’s regiment02:02:11
[applause]02:02:15
battle floor Belarusian partisans,02:02:29
I think so, I’m alone Russian handwriting02:02:32
requid rules seriously02:03:00
kamy Europe has or above the bearing02:03:17
we have in Europe02:03:19
[laughter]02:03:21
[applause]02:03:28
or maybe not Let me in Well,02:03:35
I can score alone As long as02:03:39
you Wusi think so, you won’t02:03:42
throw him off Nikola And you know that I’m not afraid Now, if02:03:45
you want me to miss you, I’ll tell02:03:47
the Zaboronin we have a riddle there from the Defense02:03:52
Who are the mushy striped ones02:03:57
who02:04:27
[laughter] but02:04:33
the beetle02:04:46
won’t tell you02:04:50
their breed and Widman Vitanya I’m02:04:54
still flying Yacona mushroom hedgehog cooked from02:04:57
them with tents under the Dnieper I’ll sweep up the02:05:01
lard Then I took with me02:05:06
that you were on the02:05:16
mineral water streams, I was still thinking what kind of02:05:18
[ __ ] it was delicious,02:05:30
I [ __ ] up02:05:55
[applause]02:06:12
I honestly don’t know how it could be,02:06:14
but until the 24th Alyuta he was and02:06:18
then Yak was flooded with the pupils of the Crimea and through02:06:22
you the pendants were shlym02:06:24
[ applause]02:06:33
peacefully cut it out peacefully you won’t come out02:06:37
as Russians so potatoes02:06:46
[applause]02:07:00
[applause] were02:07:07
n’t going to happen here02:07:22
in Ukraine they are afraid that Belarus is02:07:27
no longer on the water02:07:31
but here they are afraid02:07:35
I’m just sweeping help tell02:07:42
your people not to climb okay at02:07:47
once Forgive the horseradish not to keep up with02:08:39
me, there’s a fascist standing02:08:49
I myself now02:08:57
what is this02:08:59
ah this is my minelshora put it down I02:09:04
should have02:09:17
taken it off02:09:23
[music]02:09:29
what did you do Why did you bend my gun02:10:01
Listen you’re going to wet him, his guts are02:10:04
thin02:10:05
I won’t knock him down This is my Godfather and I02:10:08
your brother is Russian you can’t02:10:12
be my brother I mean you want to kill my02:10:22
godfather And why are you barking your nose I’m a Russian02:10:27
soldier I said so to02:10:35
the side02:10:36
and you know and he wanted to kill you then02:10:40
can Roma and I do it to him I02:10:44
don’t want to go to war with my hands And we use our legs02:10:53
I don’t understand you, you can’t02:10:56
speak normal Russian02:11:11
[applause]02:11:16
and you don’t02:11:19
know what dill is02:11:26
and what it is clicked02:11:34
You’re mine, what’s wrong with02:11:37
Ukraine02:11:45
[applause]02:11:52
and you stop and think about your02:11:56
damn with you here I was02:12:00
taught to be a sapper I'm now exchanging myself02:12:14
[applause]02:12:17
[music]02:12:24
[applause]02:12:27
Here's an ace of trumps for you and here's a02:12:30
six for your shoulder straps02:12:34
Well, let's do a card debt,02:12:40
she Choke on you, dad, I still have a medal,02:12:43
gifts, my darling, why are02:12:57
we gathered here? Well, you’re from the KGB.02:13:01
You should know everything.02:13:05
I would have quit my job on February 23. I left my02:13:09
beloved Italy.02:13:15
They said that some important [ __ ] will02:13:18
come from Moscow. So everyone should show up, take it, so as02:13:27
not to be stupid like last time. Well,02:13:29
that’s right. Well, how’s the situation in general? Well,02:13:32
I called to our colleagues in Russia, and to the02:13:36
Ministry of Defense Retreat02:13:40
But they are all so downcast, such02:13:43
sad efforts. Well, of course, they have such02:13:46
big losses, one of them02:13:50
took away the villa from another, I can’t go to Europe at all, and you wo02:13:53
n’t be able to rest. Nightmare And that this02:13:57
war is going slowly for them02:13:59
plan You also think that they have a plan02:14:03
to lose the war02:14:11
It looks like that Well, nothing02:14:18
like you heard. Yesterday my son was sitting at home.02:14:28
Well, what nonsense the dog showed his nose02:14:34
and you saw our tractor gave Putin.02:14:38
Let the tractor’s house be worth it, it’s not like it02:14:42
was there in the run-up anniversary of Putin,02:14:46
ours means everyone comes up to him like this,02:14:49
sits on his knee,02:14:53
sits on his ear, wiggles his mustache02:14:56
What should I give you, my dear man,02:15:02
it’s typical for him to02:15:06
flow for 2 hours02:15:11
Give me Belarus She was such a02:15:14
fool, figured out02:15:18
why and gave him a tractor Belarus02:15:23
Well,02:15:25
well done,02:15:28
well done, he’s not just I’ll give him another one and a02:15:32
half billion dollars for this.02:15:34
He begged for it. Well, it turns out he didn’t give it, but02:15:37
sold it normally, so02:15:42
she sold the tractor for a long time. This one and a half billion02:15:45
will be enough for us. What do you think? Well, according to my02:15:47
observations, it means that if the old man starts02:15:49
saying that Belarus is Europe, all the02:15:52
money has run out,02:15:53
usually02:15:55
you think Putin you will wait for ours I think02:15:59
arthritis I do02:16:03
n’t understand who needed this war02:16:07
if there are any disagreements You have the02:16:11
three of Putin Lukashenko Zelensky right02:16:15
on the boxing market and honestly two02:16:18
against one02:16:25
There no one will give in I think the02:16:28
small ones will pile them up02:16:36
And what In general, do you think about this02:16:40
formation of a02:16:42
joint army with Russia? It will be02:16:46
a disaster. We have new bidets in the toilets there in the02:16:49
barracks, which raised02:16:54
another question for me,02:16:59
or Putin, ours02:17:03
doesn’t have any military experience, but he does, although he has02:17:07
such experience. Which is better? Let our team02:17:11
is clear that the team is better02:17:16
[applause]02:17:22
one problem, he is against us, a02:17:25
small problem02:17:34
he saw Where it came from Belarus was preparing for02:17:37
an attack02:18:01
Well, let’s not be so formal02:18:03
Please sit down Well, I want to02:18:06
say Hour X has come02:18:10
This means that the Z and V tanks02:18:14
are over and you will now take ours you02:18:18
'll paint them on them It's in vain that our02:18:21
common people will read it like x at night they02:18:26
'll finish it02:18:33
Wait an hour This means that the02:18:36
time has come to liberate the territory from02:18:38
illegal power No [ __ ], we're02:18:41
so brave, we're going straight to the02:18:43
presidential palace in Minsk02:18:45
No, we have to go to Ukraine open the02:18:49
Second Front02:18:59
together We can win together, that’s why02:19:03
We need a plan to liberate02:19:05
Ukraine02:19:06
[laughter]02:19:23
Yes, from everything02:19:26
Wait, that’s exactly why We need02:19:29
a plan in which no one02:19:32
will surrender, and I propose to seize the territory02:19:35
that is to the north between Poland and02:19:39
the Baltic states, you know, such a tattered02:19:43
trajectory I think we’ll definitely take it in 2-3 days, this02:19:46
little one Wait,02:19:49
you’re normal, this is Russia, this is the02:19:51
Kaliningrad region,02:19:55
maybe we’ll brush it off without even looking, are you02:20:00
sick?02:20:14
So I want to remind you that, by02:20:16
the way, we are allies, you and I have a02:20:19
Union,02:20:26
small, defenseless Belarus was under the02:20:29
protection of a strong and powerful Russia I02:20:32
apologize, but if strong powerful Russia02:20:43
wait wait you finally have to02:20:46
prove your loyalty You have to02:20:48
show everyone that you have eggs And so02:20:51
this is02:20:53
[applause]02:20:56
we have meat this is some kind of02:20:59
curd knitwear they02:21:08
made here No, you yourself02:21:11
forgave the balls, listen, I’m wondering,02:21:13
you yourself don’t feel offended. Why are they02:21:16
already telling jokes about your army? Some02:21:19
jokes are being02:21:21
told so interesting. How is the Belarusian army02:21:24
different from a razor? We02:21:43
need to approve a plan for attacking02:21:46
Ukraine and Who has what? there will be suggestions02:21:50
Where are you from with the name Red Cross? Well,02:21:55
it’s like tomorrow02:22:00
and it’s not our problem anymore,02:22:05
you know that this time you won’t be able to02:22:09
act as you always do.02:22:11
Well, in general, get together, but remember the02:22:13
Second World War, the Belarusian front, remember02:22:16
how we drove out the fascists together But there is02:22:19
one nuance that the Ukrainians were for us then02:22:26
[applause] [music]02:22:30
[applause] The02:22:38
Chernihiv region02:22:47
may not exist, you know, I ask you02:22:53
on the readiness of the ground forces, the02:22:55
readiness is 82 percent That’s good, the02:22:58
airborne troops are ready02:23:00
82%02:23:03
I don’t understand02:23:04
what percentage we need from above02:23:09
we let go of this, we are voicing no02:23:13
real picture in the army now the real02:23:16
picture is beautiful, only we have no02:23:23
idea, we have supplied you with so much02:23:25
equipment Yes, there is good equipment, but02:23:30
in previous exercises we practiced02:23:32
camouflage, the02:23:35
result of the exercise was camouflaged in a stunning place,02:23:39
so the02:23:42
third month02:23:50
we will find let’s02:23:59
talk about the personnel do the02:24:02
Belarusians have a powerful strike unit with02:24:05
combat experience02:24:21
already fighting for the future of Russia02:24:25
You can say so yes yes for the future of02:24:29
Russia So okay let me ask you02:24:31
to gather look at the troops for reinforcement02:24:32
we will transfer and Let's figure out the02:24:34
plan I asked you to take the cards you have02:24:36
already taken I'm distributing Let's02:24:39
finally make02:24:41
some plans02:24:50
As you said02:24:55
So okay, it's good that I took02:24:57
the tablet with me Now I'll show you where02:25:00
I was preparing God what an infectious phrase02:25:03
Let's see what we have here and02:25:07
no, this is your commander in chief of ours02:25:31
I understand So okay, let's go back to02:25:34
plan Who has any options How02:25:36
can we attack Ukraine I’m listening to you02:25:38
several options I forgot to clarify02:25:40
attack with minimal losses then I02:25:43
passed02:25:45
pass02:25:47
whist02:25:50
I ask you to stop we02:25:52
are doing serious things02:25:54
I have a proposal let’s I ask02:25:57
you I suggest entering Ukraine here02:26:01
here02:26:02
argue you said with minimal02:26:06
losses there are solid swamps God will give all your life to02:26:10
the border02:26:19
[applause]02:26:26
the most important thing02:26:46
[applause]02:26:52
How do you imagine all this02:26:54
very clearly clearly means at night along02:26:58
the fence02:27:02
on tiptoe so as not to get stupid02:27:06
we are a goose and have already brought it and02:27:12
nothing is there Russian troops, it’s okay02:27:16
that you are going to fight with the Russians in02:27:19
March, you didn’t even think about it.02:27:23
Well, we’ve been watching your operations for 9 months02:27:28
and different mice are already crawling into our heads02:27:31
[applause]02:27:33
so look, let’s do it this way,02:27:36
part of the army will go here02:27:38
and part here and we’ll take Kiev tick And02:27:44
let’s take our part02:27:51
Wait, this is Poland, this is NATO,02:27:55
believe me, it’s better to fight02:28:03
[applause]02:28:07
Okay Let’s make two02:28:09
groups then Let’s land troops and02:28:13
encircle Kiev and Kharkov, a02:28:16
great idea, then02:28:19
we’ll retreat victoriously02:28:22
and meet here, a02:28:34
beautiful operation,02:28:38
that’s right it is clear that we will get the place of02:28:41
Kharkov,02:28:44
yes, from your drawing it is clear that this is the plan,02:28:49
let me need more options, okay. You don’t02:28:53
want to attack Kiev. I propose to02:28:55
attack here in the Lutsk region, we02:28:57
will cut off the supplies of Western weapons to Kiev02:29:00
in the same place. Reserved zone02:29:04
[music]02:29:15
x just carefully at night in the forest of the02:29:19
landing region02:29:24
Why are you talking about amber diggers02:29:32
You want more souvenirs to02:29:35
be sold later02:29:37
dried Paratrooper pieces of amber02:29:41
[music]02:29:42
[applause]02:29:45
listen Just to fight02:29:47
such elements you had to create a02:29:49
network of Belarusian drgs and send them to02:29:51
Ukraine02:29:52
So what no one returned02:29:56
that Everyone died No, why02:30:00
didn’t they get a job, he found himself some children there,02:30:03
gave birth to little ones like that Wait, but they02:30:06
have to transmit secret information02:30:07
every day they convey the whole truth about you02:30:11
about us, I’m sitting so interestingly02:30:15
The truth is that we02:30:18
have to start something- I did02:30:21
n’t want to tell you I wanted to make a surprise I’ll02:30:25
tell you our plan So we are building a02:30:30
huge horse02:30:37
and now we are rolling02:30:54
it up and in Ukraine we watched this is02:30:57
100% information02:31:00
Then I need to make a phone02:31:02
call Sorry02:31:04
Alyo Boris Sort out the horse02:31:08
Well, what about the boards, what about the boards,02:31:11
you will make coffins of02:31:13
course do everything, get busy02:31:17
Let me show you a demonstration,02:31:20
let's have some potatoes02:31:23
like in Chapaev, you watched this movie,02:31:28
look,02:31:31
we have02:31:39
half of the potatoes missing,02:31:46
and that means we are moving forward with the whole02:31:50
group to the border, those02:31:55
who are in the Mines in uniform are ahead, well, to cover up02:31:57
your disgrace of02:32:00
ours and so we all lined up02:32:04
on the lines and enter the territory of02:32:07
Ukraine, no, we are conducting a demonstration02:32:10
exercise02:32:15
according to plan,02:32:17
it didn’t go according to plan there. Well,02:32:20
what next after that,02:32:24
group and enter the territory of02:32:27
Ukraine in02:32:33
general Soldiers In terms of potatoes,02:32:38
you didn’t guess, that means they are there too they02:32:42
won’t guess either.02:32:52
Thus, we will draw a significant02:32:55
part of the Ukrainian troops abroad,02:33:12
wait, I’m wrong, you02:33:14
are even going to enter the territory of02:33:16
Ukraine, the fact is that we have starch in our heads02:33:18
or that we don’t want our02:33:21
army to be made into puree or jeeps or02:33:24
potato pancakes02:33:25
crispy crusts like this, do you want a potato pancake,02:33:30
some kind of potato cheese So that's it02:33:32
Okay, it's not working out with the tactics yet02:33:34
Let's at least come up with a name for your02:33:35
special operation, ours02:33:37
was called mongoose throw, it's not suitable for us,02:33:40
Belarus has no mongooses oh,02:33:44
let's call the throw02:33:48
and There are monkeys in Belarus there are in the02:33:52
zoo in There are three things in Minsk, all the02:33:54
boys are02:33:56
poop.02:34:02
I saw when I was on an excursion02:34:06
such a grenade flew right into my face, it’s02:34:09
good.02:34:15
I want to remind you that this is not just a02:34:18
war, this is a Holy War, as 41 we02:34:21
were blessed for this war by the patriarch himself, don’t02:34:24
confuse us then with 41 the patriarch blessed02:34:28
they left, the02:34:41
mosquito in his hand will be then another02:34:43
matter. So, I want to hear the02:34:46
normal plan. Come to me today. I didn’t02:34:49
want to tell you the normal plan.02:34:55
Well, okay, I’ll tell you. So we’ll allow02:34:59
the tablet. We02:35:00
’ll dig a huge tunnel02:35:05
under the entire territory of Ukraine here, and that means we02:35:10
’ll dive into this tunnel for the entire army. no one is02:35:14
crowding everything neatly in twos they walk02:35:18
through and everyone emerges here in the02:35:21
Crimea02:35:26
we will thus strengthen the Southern02:35:29
group of Russian troops02:35:32
what further on if you wish02:35:48
look we here we will gather our most02:35:51
powerful and more capable armies wait02:35:55
wait your powerful02:35:58
armies are already so02:36:02
good it doesn’t matter, let’s gather our army here02:36:04
And here’s ours And let’s give our army02:36:07
a little here, that’s why02:36:12
the hymer doesn’t finish shooting here,02:36:17
you finally understand that if you don’t02:36:19
find it, they’ll attack, it’s clear, it’s02:36:21
clear In this case, there’s a plan We02:36:24
’ll take it and that’s it We are moving to Russia in Belarus,02:36:30
how do the02:36:32
Ukrainians attack and the crap is already here? The02:36:36
Belarusian Sea02:36:40
What the [ __ ] is the Belarusian Sea from02:36:42
which we supply you shrimp02:36:47
forgot about the tactics forgot about the name02:36:49
Let’s at least choose the date of your02:36:51
offensive I propose December 20th, it02:36:54
can’t be02:36:59
good December 21st you don’t hear me02:37:03
National Tractor Driver's Day, we02:37:07
celebrate it for at least three days, it's not02:37:09
Easter for you. Listen,02:37:23
maybe then they won't kill us,02:37:26
maybe shut up and listen. Let's02:37:29
do this here in the following way. Until next02:37:32
summer, we will restore the02:37:33
combat capability of our army, and then02:37:36
together with you we will advance at the same time, you are in02:37:39
the north, and we are from the south from Crimea, this is understandable, a02:37:42
small problem. The fact is that we are02:37:45
not sure that Crimea will be yours before the summer. We are not sure02:37:49
even until spring, no, so02:37:52
confident02:37:53
[applause]02:37:59
crazy, you know,02:38:03
you are not even from this country.02:38:25
We are ready to open a Second Front. This is a02:38:29
conversation. Draw02:38:30
let's go like this02:38:38
[applause]02:38:46
wait, I don't understand why the arrows are02:38:50
in the wrong direction, everything is on the wrong side, everything is02:38:52
correct, obviously I should have drawn the Second02:38:55
Front for the liberation of Moscow from02:38:58
illegal power, the fight against fascism and02:39:01
totalitarianism02:39:03
[applause]02:39:12
everything is like special operations02:39:14
[applause]02:39:17
in Belarus Russia Union of Belarusians Our brother is02:39:22
not the People, damn it02:39:26
[applause]02:39:43
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