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смех

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mail

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once and you are all familiar with the question, you do

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n’t need to apply for an

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Israeli passport, you want

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citizenship, you don’t need citizenship, just a

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passport,

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why do you need a passport without citizenship,

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I honestly don’t know, this is my first time

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working in a comedy, I

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just look at all of ours,

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I think he left, they were dumbfounded disgraceful,

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so he came like this, but what does the

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Israeli passport have to do with it, I haven’t said yet, I’m

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going to become the Prime Minister of

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Ukraine,

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but what does that Israeli passport have to do with it, I thought

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this was a prerequisite,

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excuse me, please, you want to become the

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Prime Minister, but I want to inherit, so to speak,

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that

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but they remained behind mark in the history of

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Ukraine

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I want to put up a wailing door for all our people,

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maybe a

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lower wall with the body here already one up to the apron

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has been built

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[music]

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when people found out how much it really

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costs, everyone cried,

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and I installed this

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armored door like this and only I have the keys for the

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wailing wall these are ancient

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relics, after it there are people praying and

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asking for something, and we have the same one near

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the cabinet, there are people also standing crying asking for something,

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but they don’t understand that

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talking to a wall of

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fire will be correct, so I understood ICQ,

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please tell me if you have

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any - the grounds

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for citizenship have now been won,

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show

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of course,

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she actually didn’t completely forget about it,

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oh well,

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again doing

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yours, they said the grounds and

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that these are not enough jokes, of course it’s

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not necessary for us at all, it’s

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a desire,

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or

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that is, it was possible not to do it, yes

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oh Damn,

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I understand that these are all your reasons,

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I also brought the facts

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34.ua

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photographs need to be taken

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[applause]

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and the young woman will tell you by tomorrow

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wow, and as soon as I remember I’ll shudder,

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you know the state language

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Pak optically, but the truth is sometimes

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you forget I have I know him, but I’m trying

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to try

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because you’re burring and that doesn’t mean

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that you know the language, okay, I was in

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Israel, almost everyone talks like that

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[music]

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yeah, so

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tell this sweat that if

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his [ __ ] doesn’t give me the document for free,

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I’ll take mine I’ll come to Xiv, they’ll arrange for

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such an elephant, the kick will be 3 times

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larger, come on, but I see that they’ve somehow

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mastered the cheap one, and you’ll do it, but it’s not more

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difficult for the Britons of the city, wait for the ace, two languages before,

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well, the first one, I understand, you have to burr, and the

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second one, you stutter and are

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ripening it an ancient complex language,

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for example, there are no vowels in

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Ukrainian, it is also full of such words, for

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example, this is not an obstacle to any last but

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how does the song sound, you can sing let's

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continue, all Israeli citizens must

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serve in the army, I served in the

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Israeli army, no longer in the Israeli army,

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but practically we have ensign I was a Jew

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in the army of the country of Israel,

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but if a person has an injury,

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but of course there are exceptions, what kind of

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injury do you have? Well, look, I’m showing

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5

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relatives:

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almost all of them are Jews,

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smart, rich, greedy, but how to

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borrow money, no one has it, well, why not

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Jews

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in Israel, there are relatives what is needed

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in Israel now is the case it is

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necessary now we will decide

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you hear and find some

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Israeli grandmother for me how much 10 grand for

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some grandmother and there is no such grandmother

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only some Lithuanian under

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some Estonian grandfathers and

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dollars and here is this passport is being processed

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because today I have a plane to

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Tel Aviv today you know everything

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about one of our colleagues

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leading Jews through the desert for forty years,

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this is a long time there is some kind of urgent option

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but the only thing we make an exception for is

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women because there are fewer women in Israel

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if you were women then Of course, I

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can go back to the surgeon again

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on this, in principle, yes, there are women not far away, you do

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n’t need to understand the noise and there are

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already a lot of ours fighting there to

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start a business there or what of

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ours so far, thank God there is more, but the number of

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yours who are like ours

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is growing every year, but these ours who are yours do

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n’t behave like ours oh just don’t

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do this when the crap comes to Uman they

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behave even worse than ours

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ours yours

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at least pay for it the axes

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make exactly the same money from it yours

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so let’s not ours not yours and I

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’ll do it for you Moldovan passport,

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you give me a Moldovan passport,

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ours is everywhere,

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so I need an Israeli

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passport, especially since I’m already half Jewish, why did I screw

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that testicle in vain,

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actually, I had to rip off the foreskin, damn it,

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doctor, and if 14 days haven’t passed, you can

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make a refund

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[applause ]

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what’s wrong is that there’s no turning back,

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okay, so we’re trying to fill out the form,

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your education,

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I’m waiting for now, what are you doing, I’m

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showing you, I already said I said

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education, and also such an

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education,

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I understand

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you don’t have a higher education, yes

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yes

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no

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yes or no, yes, grandfather, you

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still have something of ours in you,

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please tell me who you plan to

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work in Israel without education,

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I don’t bother about this, I’ll fly to the place

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with someone by my husband, then I’ll torture you, then

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wait, there’s no corruption in Israel,

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how is that at all salt and then I won’t be able to

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work in Israel and

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I don’t know your religion about

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Orthodox people,

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it’s like there are people who don’t

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work on Sunday and Saturday, to be

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honest, they also work on other days

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without playing, but this can be written

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so let’s go back to our sheep or rather to

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our ram

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nothing nothing you won’t understand this I’m in

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Hebrew

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so before getting citizenship

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every person must live a year in

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Israel oh cool bonus I

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’ll take the chick it’s paid naturally no

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so young man if somehow you

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become a citizen

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of our country I must warn you

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that in this case you will not be able to

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cover such countries as Yemen Iran

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Lebanon Iraq and Saudi Arabia I can no,

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can you, you haven’t

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flown through Belarus to such dark countries yet and

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so your profile is ready oh let’s

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get acquainted

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education no profession no languages I don’t

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speak I’m trying to

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know history 0 yes, well, you were denied

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citizenship,

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I knew it that’s why plan b sound

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Motherland is not for sale

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I understand

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here twenty greens

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Motherland is not for sale

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things about myself

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I understood but a small piece of cardboard

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with a seal for this company cannot be given to a good

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person, no one will forbid us

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but with one condition

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like you in Israel is never new

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for today we have a Gershter concert really will

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definitely take place which means s

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could not let the artist into the country at the base

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serve I have the whole sector given over to

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employees and blown away so the concert in

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any case is of course don’t

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worry all the best hoohoo and how

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are you, how are you, Dmitry Leonidovich will buy a

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new Cadillac

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Alero

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there is no drying of tickets you are today's

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concert years margins storm yes yes a full

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house you understand there is no heat at all it

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later so that people of our accelerator

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style and you are already ready

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well then come to enter your 2

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thousand hryvnia and please sit with your legs dangling, how

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are you Kozelek, hello, we measured

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everything in order with morgen stern, we

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phoned everything is fine,

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you are who

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I am, you are new administrators, but remember the

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old one yesterday

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and then also fired before

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morgenstern is excellent and is coming to us from the

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airport by voice how tired and not

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tired the people flew through Minsk, no, he

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booked tickets from both Israel and

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Israel, but maybe vaccination, it could

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be the same thing, the main thing is that he arrived

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because ours is sold out, I haven’t understood this for a long time,

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except for the diesel show, this is a

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success, I

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can’t understand why is everyone rubbing so hard,

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so the world is Gershter, well, shocking art,

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yes, he burned money on the air, imagine

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100,000, he just took it and burned it,

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he also came to the women’s award, better

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woman of the year in a dress in a women’s dress,

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it seems they gave it to him

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when you know, and now I don’t

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understand why we have it I invite you, there are

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idiots of yours, but

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they could organize a war,

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okay, okay, anyway, the most

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important thing is to make money, you know, and I

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also wanted to warn us the world gangster,

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non a lot of strange people and worry, I heard

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you songs here are not in songs, he

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just loves the public and communicate and and and

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send you a

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marker to alcohol, say that when the

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audience from the VIP sector sends, let them

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add everything there, but please,

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okay and do it, everything is done for the

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money, so

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120 euros

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is an advance payment

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and another 20 thousand at the end of the concert, but it’s

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okay, we’re in any case we’ll find 3

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times more at the work of the city,

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I apologize, I heard the words,

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I’ll earn money in

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the living room, I apologize to this,

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please leave the office, okay, I’ve just

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arrived, I arrived at the end, and a hundred I will

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create a concert in the evening and for

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the audience, well, from the entrance side, it’s

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logical yes, the main entrance is

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brighter,

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dear to the wool from today we have a

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slightly different artist performing,

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hype star king of outrageous rapper morgen stern for

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almost a day, only you speak a little

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incorrectly and allow me to

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introduce myself, Haifa star,

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violinist of classical music performers,

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Morgan Stein

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op op op op wait wait which site and

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which brand stein that abraham markovich

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morgan stein you invited me to

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events show me where the stage is where the

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audience is the rest I’ll do the rest myself

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so that’s why the flight from Israel is a [ __ ]

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molding and who did you order bastard

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you yourself told me find the marking of stern

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clay and this first link gave it

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away him, you know what, now I’ll type in

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a search engine how to kill a person and do to

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you what will be the first link and then it

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became what happened in the second meeting in

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the work once feasting having met the housing was

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converted

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is not necessary,

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I sent money money

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sent you 20,000 euros if you an ordinary

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violinist, why, like 20,000 euros, I

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asked for 20 euros, and for

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some reason you slept with me for twenty

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thousand, and my mother taught me all my life,

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if they give you, take, don’t be shy, I

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stayed,

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listen, you and I are civilized people,

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really, let’s you give me back 20, which I’ll

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give you 2 thousand euros, well, as you asked,

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we don’t do things that way,

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I’m an artist, I received a fee and I want him from

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work,

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listen, really, let him speak, well,

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let him think that he’s an idiot instead of NS kalmar gims, the

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devil is the king of outrageousness, he the audience

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sends vodka until the morning, a bun with sidelocks

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who can send for the money that

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you paid me

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I’m ready to send to me that all times

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and each separately at the registration address

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[applause]

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we think

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but

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[applause]

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but listen agent

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to perform in different images

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today like this like this considered in Israel

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ate there delicious food just

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listen to them people will come to listen to the song

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how are you how are you this is a new cadillac and

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what will they hear salon salon synagogue around

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the corner and

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also Vargin Stern performs as a rule

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naked or half naked but I’m ready to

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do it for some money

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so that all people can immediately see what’s in front of

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they are morgen stein,

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listen, I have perfect pitch, you

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play me this singer, I’ll do everything

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11

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[music]

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that’s enough and now show me this

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guy,

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show me this guy who said

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that this boy is a singer, yes,

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stop yours, well, you’re smirdin’ with him

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I had to order Klava Coca,

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which will warm him up, she said, of

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course, he had already arrived, and who knows,

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they hit me with one piece of rice,

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only you again speak a little incorrectly,

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and it’s not Klava Coke that speaks correctly,

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but Klava, and how

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it’s a duet, mom and . now I introduced you

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want girls

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[music]

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tattoos couple trumpet

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daddy

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lada you morgen stern got mixed up

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morgen stein well what a place swim coke

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you could order this I'm

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in love and here in this in the first

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site the first site where both he and she were

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also this is the Philharmonic site the city of Haifa

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has blossomed, you understand that you will simply be

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torn apart, it doesn’t look like a little bit,

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but Morgin Stern is in these clay in

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these you, the tattoo is permanent, it can be

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on my face for a volume of 666 and

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I apologize, my mom is against

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tattoos, she only allowed me to get this

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one the word mommy on my

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chest seemed to me like your head, no need to

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touch my mother and in general

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calm down, I think that Klarochka and Coco will

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not disappoint you, because they rehearsed

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the song of Klava Kopi to give

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me someone

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similar to

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themselves as if I’m God,

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I feel bad

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and I love you but the tape

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heel I have a bomb

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abada abada

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abada

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[applause] it’s

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just all this staphylococcus

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and I understand

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now learn, cat, how many

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more plates are not just in the pipe

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[music]

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tell me that tomorrow we

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were supposed to have a performance by a group

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called x raspberry worse and tell and

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tell me that you ordered on another on

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another on another I’ll even say more It’s

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not I who ordered them, but who I

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asked for this person like whom

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one woman knows them well like life one

00:22:06

woman I then I realized that 1 1 these are

00:22:09

women

00:22:12

but I only found you are a little

00:22:15

wrong to say them and the crimson one and

00:22:18

this is the duet hava nagila

00:22:21

and by the way they also flew in with you on the same

00:22:23

flight guys come through

00:22:27

[music]

00:22:28

[applause]

00:22:30

[music]

00:22:35

and

00:22:37

this can’t be this can’t be and come

00:22:40

here let’s do what I’m doing now I

00:22:43

did the circumcision, I understood, I

00:22:45

circumcised your head, and that’s why you need this

00:22:48

extreme search for the atom, otherwise

00:22:51

I’ll fix everything, I’ve fixed everything, what are you

00:22:55

doing here, what’s taking out, what does it mean

00:22:58

I didn’t even kill you, no, I promoted you to a

00:23:00

position that seems like this, let’s

00:23:02

tidy up we subscribe 100 deaths the

00:23:04

director of this concert local authority

00:23:07

in front of you, this is all to clear up,

00:23:14

I can recommend the Haifa clinic, answer

00:23:24

me

00:23:27

[laughter]

00:23:32

I want in one day you can’t become an

00:23:35

administrator with the director of the hall,

00:23:39

that’s bad for me.

00:23:43

or you can have a basket of different loads, but

00:23:48

thank you for this,

00:23:53

as I promised you,

00:23:56

you are all going to the concert of the

00:24:00

real Markin Stern,

00:24:03

here are your tickets, I made you a

00:24:06

two percent

00:24:10

daddy, look carefully if in front of

00:24:14

your eyes

00:24:15

one of your closest relatives

00:24:18

lights up, take the back one like this

00:24:21

side of the palm and here's the car

00:24:32

[applause]

00:24:35

yes yes they are coming rose a continuous stream at

00:24:41

this rate

00:24:43

there will be fewer votes in the elections than

00:24:45

presidential candidates

00:24:48

I'm seriously telling you

00:24:51

the order in the back straight stacks

00:24:55

oh okay I can't talk

00:24:59

for now

00:25:01

[music]

00:25:07

[applause]

00:25:11

for the little thing to the

00:25:13

president to arrange here

00:25:16

here they are submitting documents,

00:25:18

it seems I have already submitted because if

00:25:22

Yasha is the date and I yes if I am a chance then that I am

00:25:26

not like you yet Yasha means you haven’t submitted it

00:25:30

you would have known

00:25:32

but such a president this is all yes yes yes you

00:25:36

got it right no my dear, I’m

00:25:40

not going to get caught, I want to make money on this,

00:25:45

why did you decide that you should

00:25:47

become president, but so I realized that all of

00:25:50

our people are coming

00:25:53

and

00:25:54

[music]

00:25:57

I was walking oh,

00:26:00

but you will also listen to how

00:26:03

this phrase will sound from the part of the President of Ukraine and over

00:26:08

50

00:26:12

[applause]

00:26:14

give me your passport yes yes Dasha one second

00:26:18

please we

00:26:20

need our passport but so this is ours I

00:26:26

understand she is in Ukrainian Ukrainian

00:26:30

this one can and this is a passport of Cyprus she

00:26:34

is a Ukrainian big everything is getting more complicated

00:26:37

Ukrainian karmic now I’ll look

00:26:43

[applause]

00:26:46

along the

00:26:47

highway I I made St. Valentine

00:26:52

in general, it’s March outside, come on, oh,

00:26:57

I’m not

00:27:01

even late for the presidential race,

00:27:05

wait, you’re also running for president, our

00:27:09

embarrassment, well, at least the fact that you’re unlikely to

00:27:12

have two and a half million,

00:27:21

but I’m ready,

00:27:24

that’s what I hear, well, it’s simple I don’t understand why

00:27:28

you need presidents, why did you decide that

00:27:31

you should go here? Ashot is tormented by the fact

00:27:34

that you are a drunk and who is better, the most expert in

00:27:37

politics, [ __ ] with the boys, we are sitting in the evening, I

00:27:40

just gave 1 glass, everything became

00:27:44

clear, this Jew stole, and he

00:27:48

was already there president, the men immediately

00:27:51

tell me everything, Semyonovich, you need to be

00:27:53

president, and here there is a yard code, an

00:28:01

expert breaks into the rat’s den and write it down, or is this your program

00:28:04

to write down Semyonovich, undress, you need your

00:28:08

full surname, middle name, and Semyon is the

00:28:10

middle name of the bodice, why do

00:28:14

you need a lot of it, even the program isn’t there?

00:28:16

I have a program I want you to

00:28:21

sell this after 1

00:28:24

You can’t imagine how many people

00:28:27

here will support me now I found

00:28:31

everything I

00:28:33

found

00:28:35

I was

00:28:37

standing here

00:28:41

wildly I’m sorry you don’t have 50

00:28:44

hryvnia for the start of the election campaign

00:28:49

I unfortunately don’t have it but I know a way out of

00:28:53

yours situation and a way out, that

00:28:59

darling of mine, I found your Ukrainian

00:29:03

passport, I was already worried that it wasn’t there,

00:29:06

it ended up in the stack of European

00:29:10

passports, I

00:29:11

forgot, Ukraine is Europe, it

00:29:15

says Ivanka Tsapenko,

00:29:19

yes, our normal Ukrainian surname

00:29:22

shows, I like it, okay, how long have you been living

00:29:26

on the territory of Ukraine 1 year old she's up to 10, my

00:29:31

dear,

00:29:32

I've been living here for 15 years, but I can

00:29:36

only call life the last year,

00:29:39

okay, there's a castle of two and a half million,

00:29:41

but Vanya, of course, doesn't have a film,

00:29:46

but I think he'll

00:29:48

come up with something,

00:29:54

Voloshka,

00:29:56

you came back with everyone money

00:30:00

money money

00:30:05

hello I also need to quickly get to

00:30:08

work and panda by the way

00:30:10

write it down like this and and or and it’s painfully equal

00:30:14

wait you also gathered according to the

00:30:18

leaf your racha try political work

00:30:27

more well, it will be somehow strange

00:30:30

if you become president of I

00:30:34

beg you, everything was taken away from the people,

00:30:36

and I’ll be

00:30:41

fine, so my previous place of work,

00:30:44

well, it’s so definite,

00:30:48

okay, how old are you,

00:30:51

such questions and decent girls

00:30:54

ask me, and I’m 32, do

00:30:57

n’t you think it’s strange that you’ll be on the

00:31:00

list of presidential candidates? I

00:31:03

beg you, I’ll give you half of these lists,

00:31:05

I know I have photos and videos, there are so many

00:31:10

wires with me and they are between each

00:31:13

other, by the way, God, today they love it,

00:31:17

okay, let’s do it, are you from the party or a

00:31:19

self-nominated candidate with us and the party, after all,

00:31:23

we called the girl and she nominated

00:31:25

us they struck to engage and well, the beam from

00:31:29

the party in more opportunities describe from the

00:31:33

party from what the hell he learns about so and

00:31:37

write the cauldron just kidding

00:31:39

sign up for the

00:31:42

military company

00:31:48

they nya nya nya

00:31:51

the company of the kind like this write the money you

00:31:55

have of course Sagana up to 2 and a half

00:31:58

million

00:32:03

prices

00:32:05

you know what Then I’ll go to the cabinet

00:32:09

of ministers, you’ve already got things going, Lego himself is in the lead,

00:32:14

and I

00:32:15

brought the money to keep 15 hryvnia,

00:32:20

why learn to enjoy little things so little,

00:32:24

children,

00:32:26

please tell me what is the

00:32:30

payback of this quarrel,

00:32:34

what is the payback, well, how can I contribute two

00:32:38

and a half million, how much will I get from this

00:32:42

look, if you win, then you

00:32:45

will get the money back, and the actions of

00:32:49

the candidates 44 multiply only yours, I

00:32:55

understand this scheme was invented by ours, and

00:33:00

if I lose, well, then the money will go to the

00:33:04

state’s income, everything is clear, tell me,

00:33:08

can I

00:33:10

now give 100 hryvnias, the rest after

00:33:13

the elections will

00:33:15

not be returned to you in smaller amounts?

00:33:19

well, okay, can I give half the amount and be

00:33:24

president, half the lines won’t be enough, I don’t

00:33:28

say, but you can at least

00:33:33

cross out for 100,000 who I will say no, man

00:33:37

can they turn such a beautiful

00:33:41

country into an

00:33:44

evening in a hut boss

00:33:48

2 for the first time I see this criminal

00:33:52

element

00:33:55

only a criminal we didn’t have enough, we

00:33:58

just got rid of it, I want it right away, it’s a

00:34:00

criminal peahen, it’s just obvious that you have a

00:34:04

criminal record and how many according to the constitution you

00:34:07

need

00:34:08

none, I have a little more

00:34:14

than one,

00:34:16

but at least I already have a plan, I have an

00:34:20

election program, three points in total

00:34:22

on the accounts of the lads, Mintang supplies screws

00:34:26

cut this is the first second thief steals

00:34:30

fraer pasha 3 lives once freedom trump

00:34:34

card forever from the heart your gabbana and

00:34:40

you want to go to the presidential elections with this program

00:34:44

and

00:34:46

I went to such places with this program

00:34:49

that you are better or know and

00:34:53

you have money

00:34:56

if today everything burns out, then tomorrow

00:34:59

you will, so tomorrow come from and impudently, I

00:35:03

remembered this,

00:35:06

well, well, tomorrow it will burn out,

00:35:10

just the issues are being resolved,

00:35:14

please tell me, I’ll hear here and in

00:35:18

this country the

00:35:20

president is forbidden to have his own run, well, of

00:35:23

course it’s prohibited by law, but probably the

00:35:27

president’s salary a million dollars a

00:35:29

month, so what’s 30-40 thousand hryvnia and the

00:35:34

absolute fullness of power of the

00:35:37

lawful one

00:35:38

will tighten up our parliament, which is more important, I understand that

00:35:44

in this country the presidents are only

00:35:47

huge hemorrhoids, which everyone is actively

00:35:50

discussing,

00:35:52

but I’m fooling my head with this

00:35:55

presidency, I’ll be more accommodating

00:35:57

to this country

00:36:05

[music]

00:36:06

shalom father truly let’s go

00:36:16

my daughter I would like father and you to go into politics

00:36:22

just now in the country this is the situation for us

00:36:25

either here or straight away to Rostov but

00:36:30

Yakov’s patriarchy why

00:36:36

Rostov is right in Rostov right away

00:36:43

but with doctors

00:36:45

and

00:36:47

you too in politics you’re like that for me tell me right away that

00:36:52

Vakarchuk definitely

00:36:56

didn’t seem and forever they bring the document

00:36:59

and didn’t submit it didn’t attack,

00:37:02

well, write People’s President

00:37:07

Viktor Bronyuk

00:37:09

[applause]

00:37:17

still an enviable people automatically provoking

00:37:22

you think it was

00:37:24

just making noise with your songs in and please in 4

00:37:30

we flew repeating the other ones we why did

00:37:35

you hear from us and simple or darkness and

00:37:39

Natalie honestly it’s honest

00:37:47

come on nataha everything under the sofa is not

00:37:50

visible and you can hear toha

00:37:52

we can call the priest priest

00:37:55

for example and every day you rent out an

00:37:58

apartment to a hasid oh my here you need to

00:38:01

insure yourself really well just by doing we

00:38:04

'll find the Hasidim with the priest, they

00:38:07

come for a week out of town out of harm's way,

00:38:10

well, that soul, maybe we'll insure

00:38:15

your apartment, they insured you when they

00:38:18

broke 300, they don't let you in,

00:38:20

you're so worried like on your

00:38:24

wedding night, no, well, everything was clear there,

00:38:28

you hear, I've never been so afraid of this The

00:38:31

last time I was afraid was when a

00:38:32

shooter got stuck in the elevator, remember it was a week

00:38:36

ago before I left, today

00:38:39

only the neighbors are afraid to torment me,

00:38:43

okay, that’s all I do in our city, they poke

00:38:46

Tanya Hasidim in the elevators, the apartments are rented out,

00:38:50

but then major repairs need to be

00:38:52

done, but it’s still Jewish new the year

00:38:55

is a city-forming holiday, an

00:39:00

occasion when Jews can have something, what

00:39:05

if they bring some kind of infection, but

00:39:09

you are experiencing ours, any infection from

00:39:12

Israel, the one with Naomi’s hands will leave that

00:39:15

Shauresi ointments show cosmetics, I actually heard

00:39:18

that they didn’t want to pay more with their happiness I

00:39:22

should tell you that Natakha

00:39:25

was in the hospital yesterday,

00:39:28

in short, now I

00:39:34

guess I’m

00:39:36

writing to her, it’s painful, no, I was drunk, it’s

00:39:40

true, and so was the surgeon, that’s why I

00:39:44

checked so normally,

00:39:47

I haven’t looked yet, but it’s good that there’s

00:39:50

nothing these Hasidim will compensate for everything, they’ll

00:39:53

compensate me anyway By the

00:39:56

way, by the way, I changed my last name, now I’m no longer

00:39:59

cable okina oka bellman,

00:40:02

I’m already cable cinema, I’ll stay, otherwise

00:40:05

everyone tells me that this surname suits me very well,

00:40:08

and of course you can have glasses,

00:40:10

you’re

00:40:11

my camera, and you’re calling along the seam, hello,

00:40:15

yes, what are you doing? under the entrance it’s already

00:40:20

great, it means entering the entrance like this, but

00:40:23

close it with your hand and quickly go up the

00:40:25

steps to the elevator, don’t get into the elevator tanya

00:40:29

the elevator works, well, it’s just that we have a heritage and

00:40:32

well, the slaughterer food

00:40:34

is the leader of the maximum readiness mode

00:40:37

dice

00:40:38

2nd hockey beautiful hat

00:40:44

this dish his bra is finished

00:40:52

oh well, I didn’t pay so much money that

00:40:55

I’ll buy you two new ones, I’ll buy you a bu

00:41:00

sho, you’re making

00:41:03

a habit,

00:41:05

okay, but you want to openly

00:41:12

[music]

00:41:18

shalom and this is not a city and

00:41:22

dears,

00:41:26

well, when we flew, how did we get there, don’t

00:41:29

cough, you should take your temperature,

00:41:31

thank you for us, Boryspil itself, they’re just

00:41:34

doing it what to measure the temperature and flight, but

00:41:38

instead you have to drink, as they say,

00:41:42

welcome to the luxury salvage reserve

00:41:48

live and

00:41:50

above, but also the Jews are the most

00:41:53

orthodox and

00:41:55

why is it that

00:41:58

only men wear a kippah,

00:42:09

but

00:42:18

look, in short, don’t, we take their

00:42:21

word for it

00:42:23

and to be a Jew you don’t have to be

00:42:26

circumcised

00:42:28

like this is apache in

00:42:32

notes and damn the stainless surgeon my cucumber

00:42:35

sneezed right up to the tomatoes said something about what was

00:42:38

left of everything Natasha ate her fill and

00:42:42

you got to the summer salads

00:42:45

when you left and she gave us up, let’s get to the point

00:42:49

better let’s get down to business

00:42:51

okay how much will

00:42:54

this hut cost us, what does this hut mean, this hut is 2

00:42:58

rooms, grow an apartment, but this is a

00:43:01

one-room apartment and the kitchen is

00:43:06

so short, if in general everything

00:43:08

suits you, 200 bucks we agree,

00:43:14

we agree, but money in advance, knife and give a

00:43:20

day of

00:43:29

photos for interpretation, quickly agreed,

00:43:32

check we they're not real anymore,

00:43:35

I won't and I'm a coward, don't look, he

00:43:37

check,

00:43:40

but I'm not talking about them,

00:43:44

I feel the fall, this Franklin with

00:43:47

his rough lips is pestering me,

00:43:52

so well, if you like everything, then

00:43:55

we have two news for you, good and

00:43:58

bad, which means hot We don’t have

00:44:03

any good water, but if there is no water in the tap,

00:44:08

then water is

00:44:13

okay, you don’t have to pay the plant,

00:44:20

it won’t be

00:44:24

your arrival,

00:44:29

okay, you don’t have to pay for the plant, as it is,

00:44:33

no one canceled the utilities,

00:44:36

you know, we ordered food according to the

00:44:39

system it's on so we have everything

00:44:41

included it's microwave is on the stove

00:44:44

is on the oven will be on if

00:44:46

the microwave is off

00:44:51

sorry but we eat exclusively

00:44:54

kosher food like porridge we also have

00:45:01

refrigerators that are the day before yesterday but

00:45:03

only the crust with them like the hall you

00:45:07

know we can't live in such conditions

00:45:09

return we have a deposit that you hide in

00:45:12

your little physics

00:45:14

we never returned the mud cable to anyone

00:45:18

catch bream

00:45:25

you know the relics I like it here

00:45:28

thanks to these people I feel at

00:45:30

home here

00:45:33

and also give me 100 bucks to repair

00:45:35

the TV sorry but we are not going to

00:45:38

lama TV like him is already a paloma,

00:45:41

you just if you want to watch, give me

00:45:43

100 bucks for repairing the TV

00:45:47

Abramovich tell me the kindergarten to the grave of

00:45:51

which you and I came specifically

00:45:54

decided to die in the conditions where

00:45:56

such people live,

00:45:58

I thought he was negotiating something

00:46:02

with their ancestors and died in the process

00:46:09

[applause]

00:46:11

so yesterday you and you are ours you fight and you

00:46:15

will use it,

00:46:16

forgive me that Wi-Fi is also paid,

00:46:19

of course 10 bucks

00:46:22

we agree

00:46:25

please tell me what network you have here

00:46:28

our look so which without a password

00:46:31

chestnut cafe

00:46:35

yeah that's it this is a strain a man

00:46:39

password requires

00:46:42

he didn’t go the password set the path Jews

00:46:46

dishes not you do

00:46:52

n’t return the advance payment from chestnuts because

00:46:55

we never remember anyone

00:47:01

well so protection is another question

00:47:05

Orthodox in ours means you and the New

00:47:08

Year will only be celebrated with us or at

00:47:11

Christmas will you stay

00:47:15

what kind of Christmas, how is it after the

00:47:20

Jewish New Year, then comes the

00:47:23

Jewish Christmas

00:47:26

then the Jewish Old New Year

00:47:29

baptism Jewish doctors and I misunderstood something

00:47:37

Abramovich

00:47:38

I want to go back home to Israel already the power of

00:47:42

our ancestors for 40 years we studied in the desert

00:47:46

while we were looking housing here we

00:47:49

will tolerate a little in this wasteland, as I understand it,

00:47:52

they have been looking for cheaper housing for 40 years,

00:47:57

another 200 soldiers from you, an evening program

00:48:02

and what other show program, well, how is it all

00:48:05

your New Year, the Jewish grandfather gate figures will come to you,

00:48:10

can we pay you only for then so that

00:48:14

no one comes to us, of course, let’s

00:48:16

even better save on costumes,

00:48:21

and in honor of the New Year, let’s give another hundred

00:48:24

for gifts,

00:48:25

please tell you when the circumcision

00:48:28

was done by accident, they didn’t hurt my conscience,

00:48:32

they’re in a different place altogether,

00:48:36

so that gives us a hundred It

00:48:42

would be evil, but I said that they are Jews

00:48:45

and Jews in Africa, I don’t know anymore which of

00:48:48

us Jews

00:48:49

will get into the chair, let Natasha count

00:48:53

how much money there is,

00:48:59

so guys, here are the keys for you, walk

00:49:02

here, relax, then throw them in the mailbox,

00:49:09

relax, guys, I’ll

00:49:12

describe it, they’ve developed a crap Abram Moiseevich,

00:49:16

I don’t recognize you at all, you

00:49:20

have never bargained for power in big business,

00:49:25

to waste time on trifles is simply indecently

00:49:28

large Hello,

00:49:31

Mikhail Markovich, hello, yes, yes, I have rented

00:49:36

apartments for your pilgrims until

00:49:40

all fifty will be accommodated.

00:49:44

yes Uman ultra luxury stack resort

00:49:50

stabbing in stacks to sleep

00:49:53

up to up to 2000 dollars from each as

00:49:57

agreed let him come in

00:50:05

welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome

00:50:17

welcome shook welcome in

00:50:20

[music]

00:50:24

halls and stevic I really count our

00:50:27

income and I understand that these are the holy places of

00:50:33

the march,

00:50:35

I told you, Ukraine is a country of

00:50:38

opportunities

00:50:39

from the provinces of the provinces

00:50:43

[music]

00:50:45

[applause]

00:50:46

[music]

00:50:48

no, no one has applied yet, well,

00:50:52

listen, there are two options here: either the vaccine is

00:50:53

really so good that

00:50:55

it has no side effects, or it’s so

00:50:58

bad that no one will come, yes, yes, don’t

00:51:01

worry, in any case, we don’t give the money to

00:51:04

anyone, we take care of it, so to speak, yes,

00:51:13

hello, oh, someone came to me, I’ll

00:51:16

call you back, good afternoon, please, this is

00:51:19

where they pay compensation for

00:51:22

side effects from vaccination, what’s

00:51:27

your problem? the problem I have is

00:51:29

a disaster, you can already count out your

00:51:32

money, wait, wait about the money,

00:51:35

let’s figure out what side

00:51:37

effects you have from the vaccine and, by the way, what

00:51:39

vaccine you were vaccinated with, wait for yours with

00:51:41

this vaccine, let’s figure out the

00:51:43

side effects first, well, okay,

00:51:46

what happened to you, first of all, to me

00:51:48

sonntag disappeared

00:51:50

what day after vaccination

00:51:52

means after immediately immediately as

00:51:55

soon as I found out that everyone will be

00:51:58

vaccinated and when it became known that

00:52:01

it was also not free I actually started to have a

00:52:04

nervous tic, look, my

00:52:08

right eye is twitching, excuse me, what should I

00:52:12

do, you

00:52:16

see, yes now I see nose okay,

00:52:21

listen, I actually understand that not

00:52:23

all vaccines are free, but which one

00:52:26

did you choose, but exactly everything is like when I

00:52:29

found out that there were several of these vaccines by the doctor, I

00:52:32

first diagnosed split

00:52:34

personality and

00:52:37

then I had a fight with myself over a

00:52:41

vaccine from the country six

00:52:44

in drying and I from the vaccine itself, what

00:52:48

complications do you have, you understand when I

00:52:51

found out that in general I began

00:52:53

to study this issue for a few minutes and my

00:52:56

eyesight dropped greatly,

00:52:57

so here you go, what is this, a

00:53:02

bill from the ophthalmologist and pupils,

00:53:06

but from everything please light up light

00:53:11

you're generally normal, of course, and in

00:53:13

the dark I can't read yet,

00:53:18

this one will serve,

00:53:20

otherwise you listen to the count of flowers

00:53:23

when I found out that this vaccine protects

00:53:26

against coronavirus only by 70 percent

00:53:28

I was completely freaked out, there's also a psychiatrist here

00:53:34

because that's basically enough let me know yours I

00:53:37

read you there are any complications from the

00:53:39

vaccine specifically de ari ari

00:53:45

like diarrhea but also after who had what a

00:53:49

month before

00:53:50

when the news said that

00:53:53

the incidence was growing and there weren’t enough vaccines for everyone

00:53:56

I was scared

00:53:58

Sean

00:54:00

here you go please

00:54:01

the bill for the flax staple I also for washing the

00:54:07

pants

00:54:09

and

00:54:11

that we won’t pay for it

00:54:13

because we are here where and how are you here with

00:54:15

nothing to do with it in a second I’ll explain I didn’t

00:54:19

have time to buy flax staples and didn’t make it

00:54:22

and why because I forgot the mask and they did

00:54:25

n’t take me to the pharmacy the masks weren’t allowed in,

00:54:28

who came up with this, your organization,

00:54:30

so pay,

00:54:34

okay, everything is small, we’ll pay for

00:54:37

it all, I thought so too, but when the

00:54:42

news said that the

00:54:44

army would get the vaccine first, then the doctors, then the artists, the

00:54:47

rest of the people would be vaccinated

00:54:50

last, I was scared again, here

00:54:53

you go, the bills for cleaning the sofa,

00:54:59

the pillows came out and mock you, you have

00:55:03

some specific side effect from the

00:55:05

vaccine, specifically hemorrhoids, here are the

00:55:10

claws, sometimes you are sure that it is connected with

00:55:13

vaccination, yes, because getting it is

00:55:16

yours in the vaccine, this is also hemorrhoids

00:55:20

yes

00:55:21

[applause]

00:55:23

that’s why, here you go, the bill for

00:55:27

phone number for negotiations with clinics for

00:55:31

transport a

00:55:33

receipt from a doctor for a 200 dollar salary

00:55:38

let's calm down I'll try to explain everything to you

00:55:40

look we don't pay for

00:55:41

expenses associated with vaccination we

00:55:44

pay for specific health problems

00:55:46

well I had a

00:55:50

hematoma on my forehead well there you go this is

00:55:54

already something like what day after

00:55:56

vaccination, vaccination again, my wife

00:56:01

asked if we had vaccines, I said we were

00:56:04

at the end of the line and we just had a fight,

00:56:06

she blurted out a frying pan in my forehead, here

00:56:10

you go, here’s a picture and here you go,

00:56:14

we have nothing to pay for bills from traumatology

00:56:18

they won’t pay because it has

00:56:20

nothing to do with vaccination, okay, and I’ll tell

00:56:23

my shiva wife, refuse to pay and

00:56:26

she knows your address,

00:56:29

let’s do it differently, let me

00:56:32

give you my personal thousand hryvnia and you

00:56:34

’ll leave, but that’s already a conversation, I agree,

00:56:38

please,

00:56:40

goodbye from the dashing so the next thing

00:56:44

I'm interested in is

00:56:48

the following you said that you would leave who said the new

00:56:51

one

00:56:53

when well wait and I gave you a thousand

00:56:56

hryvnia you said that you would leave me oh the

00:57:01

doctor sees another side effect

00:57:04

my memory began to disappear

00:57:09

listen for which effect

00:57:12

they pay the most money for a

00:57:15

fatal outcome, the choice is about a million

00:57:17

hryvnia, and I also had a fatal outcome, are

00:57:23

you kidding me or something, and his daughter

00:57:26

is standing in the front line alive and I’m flying for that, yes,

00:57:29

but I’m not asking for the whole million to give at

00:57:32

least 500 thousand, but

00:57:36

you know what I’ll take now and I’ll call

00:57:38

the valve okay okay okay let’s

00:57:41

move on to the main thing, finally both barrels of the

00:57:45

vaccine and with this vaccine my wife told me

00:57:49

that after a quarrel we went without sex for a month, I was

00:57:53

forced to go to a decent establishment

00:57:56

with not very decent women and that’s why

00:57:59

I’m in a fair amount of pain not very decent

00:58:04

here you go

00:58:07

I understand that this is a bill from a venereologist, no,

00:58:10

this is a bill for an indecent establishment of a

00:58:14

venereologist, I will take it upon myself

00:58:17

because Abraham Markovich is a very good

00:58:20

person, a venereologist, we met there and

00:58:23

I met in a very decent establishment,

00:58:26

seriously, in fact, I would never have understood if

00:58:29

they did the vaccine or no obtained here you

00:58:31

with your vaccine here you will pay for this what is

00:58:34

this a bill for Viagra

00:58:37

what the hell deapool little blue this is what something is

00:58:40

a pill because I was

00:58:42

very nervous and I

00:58:44

had a malfunction in the reproductive system

00:58:48

I repeat to you again we pay

00:58:52

just for the problems associated with

00:58:54

vaccination against the city virus, believe me,

00:58:58

for a man, problems with the Koran penis are

00:59:02

much more important than some kind of

00:59:04

inflammation,

00:59:07

it’s true that the stomach is a hatch, people say I do

00:59:11

n’t understand anything anymore, did you get the vaccine or

00:59:13

not, wait, you and your active one, we’re

00:59:15

already close. I went and went straight to get an

00:59:18

injection and accidentally got hit by a

00:59:20

car, Uncle Yoshii finds out about this, he

00:59:24

has a heart attack, not because he doesn’t

00:59:26

love him that much, but because I

00:59:28

owed him a lot of money, so I have to

00:59:32

pay the bill for the funeral too.

00:59:37

Uncle, is there any funeral, what kind of

00:59:40

heart attack, so that I don’t have anything to leak, do you have

00:59:43

specific symptoms, fatigue,

00:59:45

headache, pain in muscles and joints, and

00:59:47

what is that, that’s all, what did you say, all

00:59:50

this I have, it’s definitely related to

00:59:52

vaccination, of course, because I

00:59:54

stood steadfastly in line for this vaccine of yours,

00:59:56

what did all this happen to me after all,

00:59:59

they waited in line, they didn’t vaccinate

01:00:00

correctly, what an idiot and I blew my

01:00:03

place,

01:00:05

people asked shepherds, I still can’t

01:00:10

understand whether you vaccinated or not,

01:00:12

wait, with your vaccination, first

01:00:15

pay me you know the side effects and

01:00:19

then I’ll think about whether to get vaccinated

01:00:21

or not, what because if I have

01:00:24

so many prescriptions before the vaccine from I

01:00:28

can imagine how long the journey is after,

01:00:33

but they won’t pay for anything and these are

01:00:36

your Israel and there boxing Jurgis, it’s clear

01:00:39

you’re an idiot, I’m already eight thousand once I was in

01:00:42

Israel, new Israel is not allowed in without vaccination,

01:00:45

so in order for me to get a

01:00:48

good vaccine there, I first need to

01:00:51

inject a bad one here,

01:00:54

but I need guarantees and

01:01:00

pay for them, at least Viagra, I

01:01:03

promised the old one

01:01:05

[applause]

01:01:06

[music]

01:01:09

the bill is here yes here yes I will immediately now

01:01:13

we are working completely differently now, how

01:01:16

come I wrote those on a piece of paper whether

01:01:19

you learned it or not and I’m already at the end of the rooms,

01:01:22

let’s go forward, you can hear nonsense in the drying

01:01:24

heads to the base, I’ll return the beast, and if you’re in

01:01:28

the case, you’ll obviously hurt your head and

01:01:32

painted it, of course but it’s not like

01:01:36

I wrote you on a piece of paper, I haven’t learned

01:01:44

the pieces of paper yet,

01:01:46

he’s now here,

01:01:49

dear client,

01:01:52

we have to remind you about

01:01:57

the debt,

01:02:00

we will be very grateful, and if you

01:02:04

pay off the debt in the near future,

01:02:08

well done, but handsome, it’s creepy, so now

01:02:12

let’s do the same thing, only without the piece of paper

01:02:17

there are so many words they don’t fit in my head

01:02:19

but they were there try at least

01:02:22

what’s the first word

01:02:24

dear hear dear nonsense ugh

01:02:28

strong

01:02:30

without nonsense the probe is gone hear [ __ ] the money will be

01:02:34

returned to the base

01:02:36

please

01:02:40

gray okay you’ll read the pieces of

01:02:42

paper

01:02:48

you press well what

01:02:54

[applause]

01:02:59

who brought it there

01:03:01

in the afternoon

01:03:03

someone

01:03:05

hello we are from a collection

01:03:07

company there is no one at home

01:03:10

sports again there is no one at home let's go to the

01:03:13

next okay where did we go and if no

01:03:18

one is at home then who is talking to us

01:03:20

there

01:03:22

with this legalization they became smarter

01:03:25

before they immediately went out

01:03:29

than they had to the

01:03:32

head hit him Brest we came to

01:03:37

remind you about the debt to the bank

01:03:40

oh thank you so much for

01:03:43

reminding me otherwise I’ve already started to forget,

01:03:47

right now I’m taking Bender a notepad and

01:03:51

writing down to repay the debt to the bank thank you

01:03:56

very much we

01:03:57

reminded you thank you good luck everything but

01:04:01

we’ve done everything let’s go

01:04:08

open the door please we we want

01:04:10

to talk to you if you want to

01:04:12

talk we could just

01:04:14

call why come so we called

01:04:18

until you made

01:04:20

inbox paid

01:04:23

and

01:04:24

someone said damn it in debt if you

01:04:29

want to talk about it call me we’ll

01:04:32

discuss it

01:04:34

let’s call again you're stupid

01:04:39

open the door please we need to

01:04:41

talk to you if you need to talk you

01:04:45

can communicate like this why open the door

01:04:48

no we want to make sure that you are you

01:04:52

believe me it's me

01:04:54

we need to visually verify this but

01:04:57

call me in my head and see I just

01:05:00

know these viruses now I don’t want to

01:05:02

infect the ladies, they’ve been vaccinated and it’s

01:05:06

obvious from you,

01:05:12

let’s listen, we just want to help you

01:05:16

pay off the debt, thank you very much, you

01:05:19

want good health and I don’t mind

01:05:22

Timurov’s Romane, I’m not the only one, you don’t

01:05:25

understand, we want to help you

01:05:28

pay off the debt, they’re there and pay you off, yes yes

01:05:31

yes yes, with them restrictions you can’t do anything at all

01:05:34

for a long time put checked him one

01:05:36

place a spoon and then you are too

01:05:39

late

01:05:41

this place was already thrown at me in childhood

01:05:45

and without my permission

01:05:48

horror listen to us we are an official

01:05:52

collection company yes look

01:05:55

don’t believe it here is a scout cook a soldering iron and

01:05:58

sons

01:06:00

20 I haven’t seen any debt collection in the market for years,

01:06:05

you know, I would be very happy

01:06:07

to open the door for you, but right before your

01:06:10

arrival an incident happened, the door lock broke and

01:06:15

now I have to call a repairman, I do

01:06:18

n’t know, I don’t even have the money for a deposit,

01:06:22

you tell me to call a repairman, let’s get

01:06:25

stuck in a few minutes

01:06:27

pay on the door

01:06:30

so listen, what needs to be done so that the

01:06:33

master comes and opens the lock as quickly as possible,

01:06:35

if you pay him 500 hryvnia on the card,

01:06:39

he will come right now, he lives in the

01:06:42

same entrance,

01:06:44

what should I do?

01:06:49

and the card number turns out great

01:06:53

[music]

01:06:54

so let's manage everything, I sent

01:07:00

the money went to the name Abram, not

01:07:03

a person,

01:07:09

wait, so this is your bromine with not a stash,

01:07:12

but why the thread, locks are my hobby,

01:07:19

open them, please, tell me,

01:07:24

please, you won’t come to me use

01:07:27

physical force

01:07:29

no chair and we value the license very much, that is,

01:07:33

you are obliged to do everything according to the law yes,

01:07:35

unfortunately yes yes you are obliged to please keep in mind

01:07:39

that if you even lay a finger on me

01:07:42

I will consider it as

01:07:44

anti-Semitism

01:07:46

danissimo tolerants

01:07:48

this is noticeable well

01:07:51

if you

01:07:52

want to openly

01:07:57

openly

01:07:58

[music]

01:08:03

me at home cameras where there is a

01:08:09

drone on a stick to see

01:08:12

[laughter]

01:08:16

the cattle we get money for the entrance

01:08:18

made

01:08:19

[laughter] the

01:08:22

same took money

01:08:26

from you downstairs for the entrance they took money

01:08:30

this bb axis is completely insolent now I’m insolent with them

01:08:34

I’ll arrange to take money from people for entry Olya

01:08:38

Klavdiya for k equally you have a conscience

01:08:42

they took money from people but they did

01:08:46

n’t put my percentage on the card for me

01:08:50

we want to talk to you one

01:08:53

second said only you are obliged to

01:08:55

act within the law festively

01:08:57

of course therefore according to the law you there must

01:09:00

be masks open you have masks

01:09:03

if not I can tell you about yes there is there is there is

01:09:07

swearing but by law

01:09:12

you have to change masks every two hours I

01:09:15

think we are faster

01:09:18

I wouldn’t be so sure about it 1 that we have been

01:09:21

talking for ten minutes ok the point is they have

01:09:24

n't arrived yet if you have spare masks

01:09:29

I have, well let's

01:09:32

take a couple I said please

01:09:35

why 100 hryvnia and shark couplings

01:09:40

not you of course you can go to a nearby

01:09:44

store and buy them there but I assure you

01:09:48

as soon as you leave the castle again

01:09:50

break

01:09:53

okay, let's get these masks of yours and the louse

01:09:56

is excellent, yours can be okay,

01:10:00

so now we can talk to you,

01:10:03

but by law you are required to use

01:10:05

masks of the same type TPG 5, you have ordinary

01:10:10

gauze and

01:10:13

sorry, by law,

01:10:16

personal protective equipment cannot be exchanged or

01:10:20

returned well and calmly

01:10:23

Do you have these masks, etc. again of course

01:10:26

there is 500 hryvnia chair

01:10:30

okay good stingy pays twice stupid

01:10:34

pays three times heads and please Rufus

01:10:37

take it masterfully we

01:10:39

can talk to you or not and you have shoe covers

01:10:43

other shirts you are here with very expensive

01:10:46

oak parquet or you will immediately be given an

01:10:50

invoice for damage to property okay good

01:10:53

let's go to the hill and just

01:10:55

warn you right away

01:10:56

that they are of the

01:10:57

standard established by the state, don't worry, they're

01:11:00

all the same, that's

01:11:01

what 15 hryvnia is generally so cheap little

01:11:06

thing

01:11:08

before arrival, no, take it

01:11:10

please oh thank you, you don't have to wear

01:11:14

linoleum from me,

01:11:17

but now we can talk there,

01:11:21

of course we can

01:11:23

talk and I don’t mind talking

01:11:29

about why don’t you pay for the loan, that’s fair,

01:11:33

yes, parts of the show are already paid to the bank, and

01:11:37

then boom of the pandemic,

01:11:40

yes, everything is closed, transport doesn’t work, everyone is in

01:11:44

shock, and then naturally everything started

01:11:47

to open up, I went back to the bank, I

01:11:50

come back then I look I forgot the mask,

01:11:54

I’m returning home to get this mask back

01:11:57

at the bank, the working day has already ended,

01:12:00

what kind of stones do

01:12:03

we have one question for you? Did

01:12:05

you take out a loan in

01:12:07

2010, they stopped paying for it in

01:12:11

2010, USA, here you tell us about

01:12:14

masks, you need fairy tales, do

01:12:17

you have any money at all? there is, of course, that’s

01:12:22

all yours, the line of the wall was going to

01:12:25

pay off, to be honest, I thought you would

01:12:28

buy something else from me, and

01:12:31

so this is the car in the yard,

01:12:35

this one I’m officially registered with and

01:12:38

there will be problems with a foreign company, so

01:12:41

this apartment is an apartment in pledged against a company

01:12:44

company pledged against a car

01:12:48

calmly, calmly, calmly, calmly,

01:12:53

you have at least something on credit, and of

01:12:56

course there is garbage, I’ll

01:12:58

bring it right now, please throw it away, your

01:13:02

license, license, license, by the way, should you

01:13:05

check if there’s an apartment on it or not,

01:13:07

but you also know the apartment It won’t help you because there are

01:13:12

already so many debts for utilities

01:13:14

that it was already cheaper than the cost,

01:13:19

so I didn’t pay the utility bills, well,

01:13:22

there are so many loans, it turns out that it’s not a

01:13:25

loan, you didn’t pay the utility bills, well, yes,

01:13:27

it turns out, but if you pay for everything, our

01:13:30

life is for me, my neighbor Vanya is paying for it Is

01:13:33

this really all life? Is this how

01:13:36

you are going to repay

01:13:40

the loan you doubt

01:13:43

this is not the answer are you sure why are you

01:13:46

answering me with a question what

01:13:48

is it

01:13:50

you can just say yes or no

01:13:52

just yes or no yes or no

01:13:55

you’re kidding me good looks like the author and

01:13:59

someone but be Lexa

01:14:02

flowers, you look like you will give it for a long time

01:14:06

or you won’t, you need it, but I

01:14:09

need it, I’ll kill him now

01:14:16

what banks work impatient people

01:14:19

youtube and ten years have passed and that’s all

01:14:22

and vindictive

01:14:28

I understand your serious intentions

01:14:32

okay I’m ready as compensation

01:14:36

right now to pay 20 thousand hryvnia

01:14:39

she bank

01:14:40

you agree but the numbers are on the other hand give

01:14:44

your card handan card now

01:14:47

a second please great thank you very much

01:14:49

you are

01:14:50

beautiful and

01:14:53

you said psychology khorog vita work

01:14:57

works old lady trouble-free

01:15:00

see the payment for 20,000 has passed the dictation

01:15:05

written it’s nice to have a body with you tube

01:15:11

I just withdrew 20,000 from my card

01:15:17

say

01:15:19

fast money and I made a

01:15:30

mistake there is some kind of mistake you just have some tea

01:15:33

very tasty tea please please

01:15:36

let's do everything without shouting

01:15:38

now drink drink Oku tea delicious

01:15:41

high mountain drink-drink

01:15:43

met

01:15:46

tea then I at least hope you have a

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