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[music]00:00:01
alberto sordi00:00:07
vittorio de sica00:00:14
everything is heating up00:00:20
and he will return00:00:26
the film harrass max00:00:31
[music]00:01:10
cameraman mario mandarin00:01:18
composer angelo swimming on00:01:21
[music]00:01:38
director giorgio bianchi00:01:41
[music]00:01:44
this is your newspaper senora him what is00:01:50
today's news please00:01:57
thank you life at home there life life00:02:02
I have the best newspapers in the city I00:02:05
love America madam and thank you00:02:08
bye-bye00:02:09
you have French newspapers yes00:02:12
please thank you for shopping and can00:02:15
you tell me where the post office is00:02:18
yes of course we should go there further down the street yes it’s00:02:22
not far here thank you and thank you00:02:26
why so long you were late for two hours00:02:29
forgive Padre00:02:30
Roman observer please now the00:02:33
detonation quickly earned thanks padre00:02:36
please your task personnel thanks two hours but I am00:02:41
Manchester Guardian now bring a00:02:44
quick one which Manchester Guardian I am00:02:47
listening to you there are 50 years to00:02:51
decide but we are not in Paris but in Italy from00:02:54
you 50 lire thank you madam all the best00:02:57
blaming the currency fresh press good afternoon00:03:03
hello here is the magazine that is broken00:03:05
chiro thank you for nothing sir thunderstorms then00:03:10
take the peacock and something else you have a00:03:12
crossword yes one moment excuse me sir00:03:15
maxi00:03:16
last time you didn’t erase all blog was00:03:18
the list of fish no yes I'm very sorry00:03:22
the buyer was very dissatisfied now I00:03:25
count00:03:26
of course I apologize Albert they00:03:31
how are you doing well max thank you haven't seen each other for a long time00:03:36
yes unfortunately a lot of00:03:38
things to do how are you doing he's in India stupid you we00:03:45
remained good friends can’t be00:03:48
very sorry00:03:50
not to even believe it dear you’re a madman i.u.00:03:54
say hi to glory bye juanita bye00:03:58
see you fantasy damn you00:04:03
what's the matter excuse me here are the crossword puzzles00:04:06
excuse me delighted senor grad00:04:09
let me question your truths kissed00:04:11
her hand or pretended to make it00:04:15
clear and what is she doing why did you so elegantly00:04:17
put your leg away unconsciously yes I didn't00:04:20
pay attention attention I'm leaving Senor Count00:04:23
when tonight for all the holidays it's00:04:25
wonderful and one more question tuxedo skis00:04:28
with straight lines fed only with an origami ball00:04:30
you are true but I saw with straight ones00:04:34
no don't show how old the man00:04:37
in the photo is about 50 50 summer nights with00:04:41
straight young people it’s better to choose00:04:43
salt00:04:44
tailor already sews in straight lines which tailor00:04:47
my neighbor is not surprising because he doesn’t00:04:50
understand tuxedos at all00:04:52
I know I know I also come from the village00:04:55
please Senor Count come with me to the00:04:58
tailor and explain to him which tuxedo is00:05:00
not needed and greens I have a lot to do just00:05:03
a minute and then we'll drink a cappuccino00:05:06
first to Poutine's then to the tailor's00:05:08
great no filter cigarettes then00:05:11
the door please let's sit here before the00:05:15
waiter coffee the Count and I have a nice time00:05:19
sitting on the street00:05:20
lighter sir count no I smoke after00:05:23
coffee00:05:24
thank you sir before on vacation and I'll00:05:27
need your advice on where you'll go00:05:30
new year in for rental00:05:32
in for rental never heard of a wonderful00:05:36
place for tourists senor count high00:05:39
mountains beautiful views small cozy00:05:41
village00:05:42
what a strange name for about costa and the00:05:46
words goat00:05:47
it’s understandable this is the land of shepherds I assure00:05:50
you it’s as beautiful there as in the picture00:05:54
stayed in the picture no then how do you00:05:59
know00:06:00
first the congress and then compare00:06:02
excuse me you and the right lord count I00:06:05
always wanted to travel and my uncle the00:06:08
tram driver advised to run they know if you00:06:13
go and there is no other place you have everywhere00:06:17
not in the bank how much is 100200 this is just00:06:24
go to the picture from pictures from your00:06:26
passport then I made that for the New Year00:06:31
go to the picture and then to Shimani00:06:35
Senor Gram00:06:37
I can only dream of it dear00:06:40
friend if you want to see another life you00:06:44
just have to stop by shaman come to00:06:48
mine my Senor Gram don’t tempt me00:06:52
why I I'm always so worried next to00:06:55
you about the cappuccino iron00:06:58
that I'm sorry cappuccino with a bun00:07:00
cappuccino with a bun waiter waiter00:07:05
waiter 23rd 24 25 thousand too expensive00:07:12
for before graduation we agreed on 25 and so00:07:19
5 thousand more than expected please00:07:21
come in with your permission if in the00:07:24
room it’s not cleared up, it’s better to apologize in advance00:07:26
and remember closes the door don’t00:07:28
turn your back on women don’t00:07:31
turn your back right let me00:07:32
help of course remembering what I’m doing00:07:34
alberta of course señor gram00:07:37
there are not many rules at all00:07:38
thanks to the rule for all accidents00:07:41
chance for everything happens00:07:43
good afternoon señora since you they didn’t give00:07:47
me an education, I’m studying with the Count, this is for00:07:50
everything we did for you, I’m00:07:53
grateful to you, new from the common people, there’s00:07:56
no such thing in Tatooine, I’m trying to change00:07:59
my life,00:08:00
excuse me, Senor Count, let’s imagine for a moment00:08:03
that the Senor left my00:08:04
room, she gave me pajamas, the rule the00:08:09
night00:08:12
senora brought you to me the night don’t00:08:16
interfere this is a very important question00:08:18
a minute and take care of the world count let’s00:08:22
imagine that you are his mistress she must be00:08:25
escorted through this door00:08:26
please follow me senora you accompany me to the00:08:29
exit you open the door you kiss the lady’s00:08:31
hand00:08:32
kiss the hand from putting your foot down00:08:35
fine then she goes out comes00:08:39
out, come out, come out like this, you walk,00:08:42
go, go, close the door only00:08:46
when the senor comes out, the00:08:47
main thing is not in front of her face, it’s clear, yes, you00:08:50
can even open, they robbed this is my aunt,00:08:54
open, yes, come in, what kind of manners,00:09:01
how rude, come in, what a booth,00:09:06
no booth, you’re nothing you know,00:09:07
a minute, Senor Count, a minute now,00:09:14
here's the cutlery,00:09:16
now I'll serve the schnitzel and broccoli, it won't00:09:24
last, no thanks, okay, now bread00:09:28
and wine, that bread and wine are00:09:33
ok, please have bread and wine when00:09:39
compressing the data to Senor Count, excuse me,00:09:44
you can recognize the Senora by00:09:47
Albert's little finger, look at the program, well, get in the way00:09:51
Uncle let's listen to seer and Count00:09:53
Senor narrowly production you will recognize by your00:09:56
little finger remove your little finger like this remove your00:10:01
little finger ending with terrible jaws00:10:04
look at what program I prepared the00:10:06
program you say look where the pepper is and00:10:12
now from aunt pepper pepper on a stick00:10:15
bring it in front of Senor Count here is a00:10:17
reminder everything is written here if00:10:20
if you want to eat deliciously, go where the00:10:22
truck drivers eat, the rich spend a lot00:10:25
and eat poorly,00:10:26
heard the university count, the rich eat poorly00:10:30
20 thousand lire for a week in a boarding house and another00:10:33
five thousand for your whims00:10:35
you are young have fun for 5 thousand lire00:10:40
5000 in the case chord c like 50 in Rome,00:10:43
you think it’s so bad there, that’s why the rich00:10:45
go to the picture, the rich don’t know how to live, that’s00:10:49
how the sir heard, the rich don’t know how to live00:10:53
without listening to him, what nonsense,00:10:55
I’m sure uncle, what’s next for 1, you have00:11:00
a ticket to second class,00:11:01
it’s strange that it’s not better to eat in 3 now and00:11:05
second class heard Senor Count before00:11:08
heard and00:11:09
why isn’t it already as if second00:11:12
class people travel second class00:11:13
why pay more just for the company00:11:15
of the rich don’t pay attention the cutlery00:11:22
should be placed like this but00:11:26
otherwise the waiter will take away the burner by of00:11:28
course the senor saw that’s how it means what do00:11:32
you need I liked it but never00:11:35
do it like this never, never, never put00:11:41
no aunt I won’t take woolen pantaloons got busy00:11:45
no don’t disgrace me I’m 30 years old00:11:48
I’ll do without pantaloons of excuse me I’m00:11:51
listening so correctly not from like that but I’m00:11:55
done yes of course watching you know that means00:11:59
change of dishes00:12:00
bring the second quickly in the second class00:12:03
you will have great company of course on00:12:06
holidays the 2nd class is always full of00:12:08
second class people Senor Kraft here he is00:12:16
Alberta Senor Count Alberta hello hello hello hello hello hello sir Count00:12:24
I already laid out the linen,00:12:27
soft, clean and he said there is no difference00:12:31
the rich don't know how to live, how did you end up in a00:12:34
sleeping car the00:12:35
rich know how to live are you glad that you00:12:39
listened of course it's like a dream00:12:42
I've already prepared all the necessary things for00:12:44
tomorrow toothbrush at the post soap the00:12:47
necessary minimum is true the bare minimum00:12:51
the tailor brought you look at the salt00:12:54
lapels so of course wonderful Senor00:12:57
Count I so glad my friend we are going to the00:13:00
painting they are in for rental let me00:13:04
try it on immediately so baby00:13:06
bring the stones coupe00:13:09
this is00:13:11
the camera for you what will I do with it at00:13:14
albert’s I don’t know what to photograph in the00:13:16
painting smile correctly00:13:18
try not to lose it he is dear don’t00:13:21
worry00:13:23
happy way thank you thank you and the00:13:25
money in the highest cicek I almost forgot00:13:29
the most important thing here 4 hours for 50,000 each00:13:34
so it’s much more convenient checks how I’ll pay with them00:13:38
you’ll give it to someone and they’ll give you the money00:13:40
what would I do without you thank you00:13:43
and now it’s time to say goodbye and remember in00:13:46
any hotel it will be enough for you00:13:47
to call me just tell me sent by count00:13:50
max arsenyeva role count max arsenyev00:13:54
rand I have a ticket to pay for00:13:56
it you can return I'm not afraid it's00:14:00
impossible goodbye sir count have a00:14:03
good trip and have fun00:14:06
had fun00:14:09
sorry where can I return the ticket to00:14:13
centrally jambs00:14:20
[music]00:14:38
crazy00:14:40
but00:14:52
hello good afternoon sir I'm from00:14:55
Count Max Arsenyev Ran sense everything is00:14:57
busy legs from Count Axor of blue rank I understand00:15:01
sorry everything is busy busy even by00:15:03
friends graco okay let's go further00:15:05
let's try somewhere else is there really not a00:15:08
single one available in the hotel00:15:10
the rooms are00:15:11
now peak season the hotels are crowded00:15:14
curse00:15:16
hello hello hello00:15:32
ahadov take your suitcase I hope there00:15:35
is a free room here sorry signora00:15:41
the plane leaves at 1540 let's see there00:15:46
are still questions no errors great here it is00:15:48
again from Count Maxim it happened that is00:15:51
the crown and the00:15:52
train to Venice leaves at 9:00 no time00:16:00
what to apologize and Count Senor train to00:16:03
Paris tomorrow all along thank you mission00:16:07
please excuse me I'm from Count00:16:12
Max Arsenyev role yes I would like a room with a00:16:14
balcony00:16:15
sorry everything is busy it's clear then just a00:16:18
room with a bathroom I'm sorry but until the new00:16:21
year there are no free rooms even without you00:16:24
from the iron horde, put me up00:16:26
somewhere lower than not on the street, the00:16:29
same is understood,00:16:31
listen to the good, he didn’t catch anything, he was just00:16:34
leaving those from the room, okay, yes, I’ll00:16:39
prepare the account,00:16:40
of course, thank you, you’re lucky, I’ll put you up00:16:45
in the room, rams links, great, I hope00:16:48
for the games, go to bed with her documents00:16:51
please yes of course opera good room00:16:55
to with bath and office what room 212 family I00:17:00
always take my passport with me in00:17:02
case I decide to go abroad I love to00:17:04
travel I can go up to the room00:17:07
wait a few minutes it’s not00:17:09
ready yet put it with my things00:17:15
before senor please00:17:21
sorry, but the price of 9000 is00:17:24
not that expensive, I’m planning to bring a00:17:28
month’s worth of00:17:30
senora’s luggage to the office here in room 21200:17:34
a few minutes means different00:17:36
I want to look at the room I’m not interested in00:17:39
its size00:17:51
oh Christmas00:17:56
hello hello00:18:03
baby how are00:18:12
you doing you always forget something sorry00:18:15
especially in which suitcase my glasses I don’t00:18:20
remember myself don’t need to look then00:18:23
start looking we don’t have much time00:18:26
remember what and where you put it you00:18:28
finish getting dressed I can’t stand00:18:31
absent-minded servants always everyone forgets00:18:33
why you didn’t knock sorry I00:18:36
thought the room was free new ones are extinguished00:18:39
who will occupy this room good00:18:41
leave it here we will call you to00:18:43
carry the luggage well Baroness Lena Lena00:18:51
you know who is coming to our hangar room00:18:54
Arseny Arseny this is what is written on the luggage and00:18:57
max Arsenyev relay is00:18:59
n’t that Count Arseny whom we00:19:01
met in Cannes wasn’t that one00:19:04
Arseny Farengo this is all his role to00:19:07
a relative, yes, but not for him, no,00:19:10
Elizaveta Dobryansky left,00:19:12
no wonder, and the families are connected by three00:19:15
generations,00:19:16
then the mantissa to the city of Dobryansky, where00:19:20
he is connected with the Dobryansky sar, blue00:19:23
farangs, I’m very sorry, but today I won’t be able to00:19:26
go with you, but you promised to see us off,00:19:31
hurry up and -you'll be late, have a good00:19:35
trip,00:19:36
good afternoon, bring my luggage, I obey, I00:19:39
'll die from you see my office for a walk,00:19:41
make sure he doesn't catch a cold,00:19:44
you're leaving, my mother asked me to come00:19:47
if he's hot, take off00:19:49
his overalls, want to drink, give me water as00:19:52
you order, okay, see you my dears,00:19:56
all the best See you soon,00:19:59
let's go quickly, my jewelry, please,00:20:04
of course, sir, I didn't forget about them the00:20:11
last time when I was getting ready in the morning,00:20:14
I can't stand the rush, it's better to get ready in advance,00:20:18
grandma, let's go, Elena, yes, I'll just leave00:20:21
our address, just number 212, it's already ready, just00:20:25
a minute, please, and in 212 at home,00:20:32
everything is right then here's the key my key to the00:20:38
mission max00:20:42
more max didn't expect00:20:46
opposite madam00:20:51
orbit let me introduce myself I know00:20:54
your name00:20:55
Count Max Arsenyeva Raida both how do you00:21:02
know that I'll show you in my room what a00:21:08
funny coincidence you were00:21:10
chosen with Elena devil Ambrose my00:21:16
respect God the real little devil00:21:21
stop this your no madam I'm canvas you're00:21:28
not here for a long time just passing through00:21:30
I'm going to Shimani and decided to stop00:21:33
here we're going to Spain for a couple of days00:21:37
Don Juan's Don Juan's Don Juan and Don00:21:41
Juan's figure and a famous00:21:44
businessman he invited us to his place00:21:46
for a few days so kindly with his00:21:47
side I adore Spain, the country of poetry and the00:21:53
flower I also love Spain has been removed from00:21:56
but my address in Seville the00:21:59
newspapers have already brought no yes now I will tell you00:22:04
later senor well thank you if00:22:08
the mail goes through send it to us00:22:10
scania so that it’s early bye to00:22:12
us high brana happy way you are00:22:15
friends here that there is no one can not00:22:17
be sometimes you want to be alone00:22:22
especially for those who are engaged in00:22:23
intellectual work for a00:22:25
whole week I will take a break from the gazelle of00:22:27
all this world news mutual 4 I have to do00:22:30
work Baroness I have little00:22:33
4 she admires people like you and is not00:22:36
always impressive a wide circle is00:22:38
not so wide, I have only00:22:41
superficial knowledge, but there are so many interesting things in the world, I’m00:22:43
sure you can do a lot,00:22:46
maybe I will have a chance, excuse me, my00:22:49
name is, what a pity that we have to say goodbye,00:22:51
we will meet again, let me introduce00:22:54
you, friends to friends, and the chemodan00:22:56
baroness00:22:57
and this senor marquise00:23:00
please be careful if something00:23:02
breaks I'll get hit lord just a minute00:23:06
senorita we're loading the luggage you saw00:23:08
how much time move otherwise we00:23:10
'll be late it00:23:15
's Count Arseny he00:23:18
checked in today this company Count Marquis00:23:21
Colonel my respects Count giovane san00:23:25
fierro00:23:26
mine almost not very nice like that00:23:28
original don Juan de figure very00:23:31
nice very nice and this is my sister00:23:33
way enchanted offers her hand for a kiss00:23:37
sweet child00:23:39
the game far 7 is coming with us to Spain no why are00:23:42
you why are you sura let's go00:23:46
max we will be glad00:23:47
thank you maybe next time goodbye to00:23:50
the Baroness00:23:51
don't say goodbye see you in Spain00:23:55
bye bye maxi bye pucci see you max see you bye bye bye bye00:24:03
bon voyage bye bye00:24:07
good travel bye max00:24:11
what do you want from me from become00:24:14
bye bye what an obnoxious child bye00:24:19
bye00:24:24
where did this max orsini come from no I know00:24:27
I’m seeing it for the first time, it must be from a00:24:30
skunk branch, it looks like just00:24:33
people, you’re all commoners now, I00:24:36
can only think about my film, suddenly00:24:39
Giovanni forgets to put it on, I hardly00:24:45
heard that Vara Ice is almost bankrupt and I’m00:24:48
afraid you’re confusing something old Count Vara00:24:50
Ice got married in Bryansk, they give it to her00:24:52
family, breeds horses,00:24:53
yes they have a huge fortune, a luxurious00:24:56
estate, yes, yes, I remember, multiplies the young00:25:00
Count, he’s kind of strange, and I00:25:03
liked him, I understand that there are Count Monte00:25:07
collected from, but they stole my suitcase, don’t00:25:10
say that mistake from how he00:25:12
mixed up the luggage how could this00:25:14
happen00:25:15
I read the inscription Count Arseniy I thought00:25:17
this company what other company I’m not00:25:21
with them00:25:22
but you stood together I need to return my00:25:24
luggage how to get to the station00:25:26
I’ll help you find the schedule00:25:33
baroness00:25:35
baroness suitcase baroness00:25:39
suitcase I don’t understand how you can be so00:25:44
inattentive, somehow I was packing my luggage and did00:25:46
n’t see that it was Count Arseny’s suitcase,00:25:49
I simply have no words, you are extremely00:25:53
attentive, senorita,00:25:54
in place of scolding, I would have fired you a long time ago,00:25:57
dear Max, I’m so uncomfortable, lauri, go, I do00:26:01
n’t want to see you,00:26:02
but first apologize to the count,00:26:05
forgive me, sir, count, apology accepted,00:26:08
go, I'm very sorry, I'm even grateful and00:26:13
you're a fool for being able to see you again,00:26:17
it's strange that some people immediately00:26:21
arouse sympathy with you, I feel00:26:25
surprisingly calm,00:26:27
what a pity that we have to part, I00:26:30
'm afraid my dear max, you won’t be able to00:26:33
get off, how can I not, what are you talking about,00:26:37
Baroness, the thing is that the train00:26:40
has already started and you’re not watching at the next00:26:42
station, what’s max, so you decided to go00:26:47
no no, I’ll get off at the next station,00:26:50
what’s the next one00:26:54
[music]00:26:59
Seville fantastic yesterday in the picture00:27:02
today in Seville00:27:04
you're glad Max was amazing wanted to travel around00:27:08
Italy ended up in Spain it's good that00:27:11
they invented the plane let's go to those cars bye00:27:15
let's go Max you00:27:17
'll like it here00:27:18
thank you Countess I have no doubt about it00:27:24
[music] it's00:27:41
just fantastic this is the first time I've seen such a00:27:44
wonderful landscape00:27:45
no I thought that someday I would visit00:27:48
such places, God, look00:27:56
[music]00:27:58
further back, don’t be afraid and don’t look at00:28:02
him, don’t move, they are not dangerous00:28:05
[music]00:28:41
welcome, thank you, and here you are, your00:28:56
house, max, my house, really, don Juan would be keel I wo00:29:02
n’t get too close no don’t be afraid00:29:04
how wonderful the bulls don’t touch people00:29:07
of course but they won’t break into the house don’t be00:29:11
afraid max you’ll still take the bull by the horns of00:29:13
hope you’ll like it here I’m sure of00:29:17
it when you’re in Italy be sure to00:29:20
come stay at my luxurious00:29:21
mansion stay there as much as00:29:23
you want where00:29:25
to rent I invite you and all your00:29:28
friends I00:29:29
invite everyone let's go I want00:29:32
to take a picture of the bacon how interesting a00:29:36
small bullfight no this is just an00:29:40
opportunity to check how good it would be that's00:29:43
how very interesting you like it00:29:49
friends it's just incredible I feel like I00:29:52
'm in a movie and I love films like this be a00:29:56
movie horses endless expanses green00:30:00
meadows00:30:01
just like in a dream I envy you me00:30:05
why00:30:07
how is this why because you have00:30:11
it all I would never leave such00:30:16
a place it’s wonderful00:30:18
I’m glad that you liked my estate00:30:20
and you shouldn’t behave like that lead Don Juan00:30:26
is very kind to us arch why are you00:30:30
talking like that what are you talking about both of him with the sound you00:30:33
surprise me you are talking about a modest00:30:35
estate with exaggerated admiration00:30:37
very strange behavior for such a00:30:40
rich man as he simply didn’t think00:30:46
that my sincerity could offend him and00:30:49
slandered from pure hearts means you're00:30:52
really interesting bulls00:30:54
that's why you agreed to go what00:31:03
exciting blackbirds to her well I00:31:07
really liked you and I find such games00:31:11
cruel let's better play bridge00:31:14
here we'll only get our shoes dirty00:31:16
yes according to Elena Max it will work out how about00:31:22
playing bridge Elena or was it often is00:31:25
max here you'll go to the bridge games you do00:31:31
n't play bridge you'll think you're not strong this is a00:31:34
city friend but so that I know how to play00:31:37
bridge00:31:38
let's go max come with us you'll be 400:31:43
well thank you for the invitation00:31:46
thank you business you wanted to stay with00:31:53
him you don't want to take a seat maxa00:31:56
you don’t like my company aren’t you I’m not00:32:00
there and picked me up opposite this time I00:32:04
understood everything too well I won’t interfere00:32:07
I’ll let you go to max max00:32:10
that will allow me to take your place and if you do00:32:15
n’t mind of course I’ll run00:32:18
join us but who’s playing in00:32:25
bridge at such an early hour, besides, I didn’t00:32:29
want to miss the opportunity to communicate00:32:32
with you, Baroness, tell me Max00:32:38
what prompted you to accept00:32:40
don Juan’s invitation, why did you leave the paintings and00:32:43
come yourself, I can’t tell you00:32:49
the truth, but you dare bathe, bad baby, I00:32:51
can’t say that I came here for a00:32:53
bath that I’m in Spain just for00:32:58
you I said something unnecessary with don’t you00:33:03
know that I’m married I know that I made a00:33:06
mistake life is giving me a slap in the face again that00:33:13
while I’m rotten I was joking00:33:22
this means I still have hope max let’s00:33:27
go we have to hurry look at the gypsy00:33:33
costumes for tonight,00:33:35
what an absurd idea this idea is, he00:33:39
suggested dressing up as a gypsy and for the New00:33:41
Year, I decided to make a surprise for her, I'm afraid or the00:33:44
girls will be very heavy, can I go00:33:49
senorita abyss after everything you've00:33:51
done, she asked me, okay00:33:55
then go let's go max max please00:34:01
look after Puccini I'll leave the poison of00:34:03
course I'm max until the evening Elena00:34:09
today we will have success00:34:11
we bought everything let's think sombrero00:34:16
gypsy clothes high heels we00:34:18
need castanets for sure castanets let's go00:34:26
max will dance flamant take00:34:30
[music]00:35:26
lyudmila00:35:27
this is just funny00:35:32
[music ]00:35:35
not understanding max is crazy he is always00:35:40
ready to adapt to circumstances you00:35:42
won’t get bored with him fantastic00:35:57
ah it hurts bravo max00:36:07
it was incredible thank you I just00:36:11
wanted to entertain the guests00:36:14
you will always find a way to attract attention to yourself00:36:17
although you don’t know how to dance00:36:22
let’s go to the buffet with pleasure like I00:36:28
hope he is not jealous don Juan is jealous of00:36:31
me for you but no what are you so stupid00:36:34
to Alena even a child would notice this you00:36:37
know this Andalusian costume the dance they00:36:43
lit for you is not a real fire you have00:36:47
max calm down you forgive me for this00:36:53
impulse but I can’t wait any longer no max00:36:59
what are you doing not now but when00:37:04
you understand waiting for love00:37:08
is amazing Hurst it’s very nice for a woman to00:37:12
accept the advances of men00:37:14
words looks holy00:37:17
everything becomes important you can’t00:37:21
imagine how sometimes you want00:37:22
to receive some small sign of00:37:24
attention00:37:25
for example flowers00:37:28
rover dialed myself I also love flowers00:37:32
very much but a person lives not only with00:37:35
flowers max00:37:37
I am terribly romantic at first he is orchids00:37:46
where will I find the archive so vouched for00:37:50
a lover there are no barriers this means00:37:55
orchids dream arcade true orchids00:38:01
how much does it cost then it turns out 3000 years00:38:08
how much let's all00:38:13
when they took them lombroso00:38:16
conveniently don Juan I know don Juan and00:38:20
anything else don't forget my00:38:23
biomass card the baroness should know heine you00:38:26
take the flowers to this address and00:38:28
hurry up understand this is love you are00:38:33
in love00:38:34
my heart is free someday and you00:38:37
will fall in love how many changes 8000 58000 58152 stupahs00:38:46
I thought of hanging with 3000 years for one00:38:49
orchid these are expensive flowers I can’t00:38:52
spend that much00:38:53
look I have 2 3 4 thousand I need to00:38:58
go back to Italy00:38:59
home I need this money for the trip00:39:03
you said 3000 years so I thought of00:39:08
talking to you now my uncle uncle00:39:11
this lord doesn’t want to pay what’s the matter00:39:14
good evening sir, I’m already getting00:39:17
stronger, I took the orchids for the armor,00:39:19
but I don’t have the money, which means it’s not from00:39:24
the money, let me in, help me, that’s enough, that’s enough,00:39:29
stop it immediately, this is unheard of, you00:39:33
know who and what00:39:34
I am, Max Arsenyev’s role, yes, he doesn’t00:39:39
want to pay, apparently he didn’t understand me this00:39:42
misunderstanding will not happen again just00:39:46
a minute00:39:47
as your name is count max autumn for rent00:39:50
count max arsenyeva roldos00:39:52
count max arsenyeva role yes congratulations00:39:56
alena congratulations don khan congratulations00:39:59
congratulations sorry bran is eating00:40:04
and they brought you flowers amazing00:40:09
look how beautiful it is and so00:40:16
max00:40:17
from max but where is he I don’t know where is max00:40:22
max00:40:23
alberta the big goal is visible what is this00:40:26
story with Count Arseny Barrel yes it00:40:29
will be just a joke sir you came to00:40:33
Spain without money as soon as I return what was00:40:36
issued I will pay for everything00:40:38
why did you take the saints blow to 5 also00:40:44
a joke on00:40:45
you can anyone vouch I would00:40:49
prefer to reveal how we will send you00:40:52
home it’s true of course take00:41:01
him where00:41:02
to my aunt what day is it today January 2nd is a00:41:07
saint’s day time 2900:41:13
is the time for chestnuts yes on this00:41:17
holiday we treated ourselves to chestnuts in to00:41:20
about coke and the chestnuts were just blooming there00:41:24
it was good00:41:25
no ice why the poor he has ice00:41:29
resting I remember our big family00:41:31
Katarina Giulio Maria I’m telling you00:41:37
my poor nephew what does it mean poor00:41:40
nephew00:41:41
he’s having fun who’s there excuse me I’ll00:41:46
go first00:41:47
glad to see you uncle aunt that the prize is nothing00:41:51
terrible, I’ll explain what’s wrong, you give him his uncle00:41:55
and my uncle, I network, what’s the matter, don’t00:41:58
need it, bird, this is a simple formality,00:42:01
sign here correctly that this is a00:42:07
deportation document, and then I’ll explain everything to you,00:42:10
sign, we won’t detain the senor,00:42:12
I’m sorry, the body doesn’t understand everything right away, you00:42:16
I also have to sign where it00:42:25
says about deportation before00:42:26
[music]00:42:31
who should I reimburse for the00:42:33
trip expenses to the consulate00:42:35
or commissioner they will send you an invoice ok00:42:39
thank you all the best00:42:43
beta00:42:44
what are you looking at the department where would you be00:42:47
in the north of00:42:48
Andalusia everything is so and what is it00:42:54
stupidity before I was expelled from the country, can you00:42:58
imagine, if I had 30000:43:02
thousand lire, which I was able to put aside,00:43:05
I would not have had to endure such a00:43:07
terrible humiliation,00:43:10
I would not have been expelled and housed00:43:13
as a criminal, and I would have been blamed for my00:43:31
Saint George, he’s gone crazy, you’re even you can’t00:43:38
imagine how unhappy I am Pauli we00:43:40
have to do and say the same thing every day00:43:42
please here is your newspaper00:43:46
thank you please what is the point in all this00:43:51
from you 30 lire sorry yes Paulina while we are00:43:59
stuck here from morning to night we choose00:44:01
other people out of boredom truly alive00:44:04
understand maulana live that is how do you00:44:08
want to say that I don’t live no Paulina00:44:13
no you’re dead I’m dead don’t say that it00:44:18
scares me I don’t understand00:44:22
and don’t try to understand me better tell me00:44:24
what time it is to play bridge bridge00:44:33
what is this card game00:44:36
but you don’t know how to play it and they are tata00:44:39
no00:44:41
I didn’t play to be with bran with and00:44:44
and what did you and the baroness do the inscription00:44:49
looked at each other that raisins that00:44:54
was enough00:44:56
excuse Pauline arrest what do you think00:44:59
about a person who follows a shadow behind the00:45:01
woman from the picture crosses the border to Spain,00:45:04
do everything for her, he suffers, he is00:45:08
deported and he doesn’t demand anything, no00:45:11
kiss, no caress, nothing is enough for him,00:45:14
just see them, what do you say to this,00:45:16
you’re asking me how can I see00:45:19
you didn’t understand anything, okay, goodbye, I’ll00:45:23
go to I'll00:45:25
take the magazine to Senor Count that there is a newspaper right at his house00:45:32
today tomorrow there will be tomorrow00:45:38
I didn't have the courage to admit that I'm a00:45:41
modest newspaper man00:45:44
Senor graft I'm00:45:45
sorry for using your00:45:47
name I acted in a bad way00:45:51
everyone should be proud of their name00:45:54
pronounce it loud you should00:45:56
say Alberta00:45:58
how do you completely almost alberta00:46:01
batchate albert teaches everyone the newspaperman00:46:05
by appropriating my name you harmed not00:46:08
only yourself with this00:46:09
I reproach you for this I would use00:46:12
my name they mine00:46:14
I think that this is a very low act00:46:18
you are right but if I had named the standard00:46:20
being trained I would have been kicked out I was mistaken00:46:24
for Count Arseniev Rand00:46:26
that is, for you Arcachon I'm afraid you're mistaken in them00:46:33
look at me when I choose a00:46:36
friend I don't look at the title and here she is a person00:46:39
who are my friends you are a milkman a grocer00:46:43
a doctor Dan they are all like you and Claire00:46:46
what a square to the new señor fractions during the time00:46:51
spent with these gentlemen I realized00:46:54
that I was missing a lot of00:46:55
nuances two or three times I was confused00:46:58
for example you play bridge once I00:47:02
was the only one in Italy who knew this00:47:05
game with a filter the only one who doesn’t00:47:09
know how and more bridge00:47:11
sometimes from the beginning of the situation when I thought there00:47:14
should be a craft lord here and00:47:16
here I ended up with such a misunderstanding00:47:21
you were offended by the00:47:34
traces you wrote you will teach me to play00:47:37
bridge I don’t even know how to thank you I00:47:41
caused you so much trouble and I’m so00:47:43
grateful to you that I would do without you move, you00:47:45
opened up a00:47:46
fantastic life for me, thank you, let's start, I'm00:47:50
ready, listen to me carefully and you'll00:47:53
quickly become an excellent player brix,00:47:55
let's remove all the unnecessary stuff like this, you'll still00:47:59
remember max arseniev randall,00:48:02
senor count, first of all, remember that a00:48:05
true gentleman is recognized by his00:48:08
behavior at the table, so always watch by00:48:11
his behavior gestures00:48:13
facial expression joy or other00:48:16
emotions are never shown cold00:48:19
impassive restrained look understood clearly00:48:21
cold passionate restrained00:48:23
that is, you know why the casino croupier00:48:25
has all the qualities to become an excellent00:48:27
player he is trained don’t talk nonsense00:48:31
alberta sorry because their00:48:33
permanent props are hundreds of thousands of00:48:35
millions francs of which not a single one of them00:48:38
belongs to the faithful I didn’t think at00:48:41
all didn’t think about it this is the secret of a00:48:44
real gentleman to play as if you were00:48:47
not risking anything and if he loses00:48:53
no one should notice when you00:48:55
lost no one noticed no one00:48:58
ever but I was on the alert Yes, I understand that00:49:03
you are laughing, fool, after the main00:49:06
principles, let's go back to bridge, here, take00:49:12
no card, don't look, take another,00:49:17
there are many options for playing bridge, but the00:49:20
American or coulter scenario has00:49:22
united and00:49:23
unified the basic rules, remember00:49:27
albert herself calpers albertson colbert00:49:33
son albert bridge play with fifty-00:49:38
two cards regional committee by four two by00:49:40
two00:49:41
even skoda sit at the table according to the00:49:43
cardinal directions and00:49:45
north south east west as north south00:49:47
east west and north south east, south and00:49:49
north.00:49:52
and the north is clear, there is no east and west, we00:49:55
will imagine that they exist and so we deal the00:49:58
cards no south and north and north south east00:50:04
west the deck is dealt with 13 cards you00:50:08
have the right to start the game first this is an00:50:11
advantage no rule if the applicant00:50:15
says clubs then he undertakes to take to the00:50:18
bottom bribe more than half of the possible00:50:20
sinitta pes 13 you understand yes if00:50:26
you say 43 of the abyss collapses take00:50:30
4 bribes in more than half of the possible00:50:32
understandable00:50:37
6 means it turns out half of 4 which00:50:46
half 4 half plus four half00:50:49
of 13 66 halves rounded to 6 6 plus00:50:55
4 will be 10 up to 6 plus 5 will be 1000:51:00
can always go further the meaning of the colors of00:51:03
the suits begins the most difficult00:51:10
flowers there is no confusion for the color00:51:16
pique clubs hearts bubble accept dragos this00:51:20
light listened to the song accept darling this00:51:24
color I won yes I once sent00:51:27
flowers to a girl how many 25,00000:51:32
years you didn’t understand anything, what does money have to do with it,00:51:34
I’m sorry, this happened, everyone was having such an00:51:36
unpleasant case of the rules of the game of bridge00:51:39
for more than two thousand and you’re talking to me about00:51:42
Seville,00:51:43
I understood, Senor Count, that I never00:51:47
played cards, of course I played, I played in the00:51:50
risk east, cod played00:51:51
several games00:51:54
five hundred francs breeze-cola00:51:55
breeze euro exchange rate why not let's00:52:00
500 not too much or not for you don't get00:52:03
cocky play00:52:21
just what are you doing signs between us00:52:25
if there were east for the crown of currencies00:52:30
play along something hurts so my00:52:36
valit Paulina likes you have this picture00:52:39
right there with three eyes and you don’t00:52:42
understand anything, but write this down as a woman and00:52:46
women have three eyes looking at the00:52:48
number of eyes he is a silhouette this woman is00:52:50
500 give me a like please alberta life life00:52:53
life life00:53:00
Paulina he is in front of his eyes here he is00:53:03
life 150 for live senor max max what00:53:12
max I'm sorry you look so similar it's incredible00:53:20
that you're looking at me like that I'm00:53:24
embarrassed00:53:28
the trial of the century an important opening00:53:32
the court will take place today the latest news why are you00:53:37
shouting that you can't she's looking at00:53:40
me without looking up we're still not00:53:43
screaming okay okay, you're all looking at00:53:48
me, I've never seen such a resemblance,00:53:50
I feel similar to Senor Max, who is00:53:54
Max?00:54:09
who are they like here then takes00:54:13
newspapers doesn’t pay you a hundred and fifty00:54:15
up sorry I forgot but this is00:54:18
better00:54:24
the maid Baroness she’s here means00:54:27
Baroness time00:54:38
wait give me the moped00:54:41
I’ll quickly and stop where are you00:54:45
[music]00:55:00
ha-ha00:55:08
[music ] [applause]00:55:09
[music]00:55:38
God it hurts so bad I broke my arm I broke00:55:43
my arm be careful it’s all your00:55:47
fault, don’t touch me Let’s take him to the00:55:50
pharmacy00:55:51
where you are taking me You broke my car Is it00:55:54
my fault Doctor and I broke my arm It00:55:58
really hurts you00:55:59
I have a fever, senorina, wait,00:56:02
don’t run away, I ask you not to kill me,00:56:06
doctor, this is serious, no, calm down, I feel00:56:09
so bad, I have a fever,00:56:11
now let’s see, oh, mommy, it hurts,00:56:17
oh, no, it’s nothing like nothing, take off00:56:20
the scab, be quiet,00:56:21
I saw something you did, you’ll pay me for everything,00:56:23
where are yours? license00:56:25
quietly show the right agent write them down00:56:29
family belts with such a hand still work00:56:30
insurance will come in handy she is a witness00:56:32
calm down tell him your name your name00:56:35
city of computers find out the address profession00:56:39
tell your profession employee find out the00:56:43
address agent quietly I know my responsibilities00:56:46
where you live grand hotel come with00:56:51
me show the documents to the car why are00:56:54
you after mine I wanted to catch up with you guesses quieter I00:57:00
don’t understand it’s broken no yes it’s broken broken00:57:05
I’m working calmly you came the00:57:08
cat stared at me what should I have00:57:10
been thinking so I followed why00:57:13
you wanted to know so much is it really not clear there’s00:57:18
no need to visit you I I00:57:23
’ll go to the kiosk myself to find out how your hand is00:57:25
and now I’ve looked at it, it doesn’t00:57:29
look like that senor at all, I’ll put a bandage on,00:57:32
don’t move your hand, doctor, why not a bandage,00:57:37
as it doesn’t hurt you at all, no, what are you00:57:40
screaming, it’s already gone, the better00:57:43
I wanted it to be for real broke my00:57:45
arm00:57:51
[music] just00:58:01
a minute, I’ll be right there,00:58:03
okay, I’ll say goodbye, Albert,00:58:10
sorry for bothering you, there was00:58:13
an accident, but everything turned out okay, you know who00:58:15
came, good for us, how do you find out, she00:58:18
called twice already, asked for Maxx rt’s00:58:20
role, yes, not for you, yes, of course I was00:58:25
just about to warn you00:58:27
that you said that the palace is a00:58:30
war game of the blue rank, thank you Senor Count,00:58:33
passing00:58:34
this seems stupid, but let’s call her00:58:36
Senor can’t be forced to wait from00:58:44
Baroness devil on rosa00:58:46
borovaya judges Villas Ambrose Count Max00:58:50
Arsenieva Roalda talk to her00:58:52
Senor Count talk and Elena and time00:59:02
is fantastic,00:59:04
yes, I know you were looking for me, but my00:59:08
butler and the old senile man00:59:10
can’t find anyone else, yes, I was very00:59:17
busy, life again pulled me in with all the things00:59:21
dila dila00:59:22
when you returned or late in the evening and00:59:27
as you can see, we immediately began to look for you00:59:30
max we women are all a little detective I found out00:59:37
your number on the central one,00:59:39
tell me why you disappeared so suddenly00:59:43
and the style I explain when we meet or00:59:49
not there is nothing special I had to00:59:52
leave on business there was an urgent00:59:54
need00:59:55
ok ok I also want to ask01:00:01
when we see Selena tonight will01:00:04
you go with us at the opera, thank you very much01:00:07
tonight at the opera, first to the hotel,01:00:11
not for you, I’m ready to drop everything,01:00:15
of course then you’re01:00:23
welcome tonight, good bye Elena, well done, you’re a good student, you01:00:28
have to admit, you01:00:31
act decisively baronesses,01:00:34
courting a woman makes a man01:00:37
more attractive to us, really later he01:00:40
leaves her, of course, and how she is a real01:00:44
angel this evening, she invited me to opera01:00:48
opera01:00:54
frag frag frag frag and listen carefully01:01:02
Loretta01:01:03
you have to do what the patch says01:01:05
if you don’t like the dress being you01:01:07
shouldn’t wear it, I got it, I do01:01:09
n’t like it anymore01:01:11
if such a neckline is indecent for a01:01:12
maid, are you up or she is downstairs, the magician didn’t01:01:21
say that he would come and say that01:01:24
we are already going down,01:01:26
he was told that we have arrived, there will be no01:01:29
curious patch, your health is mutual,01:01:35
if you allow me, don Juan, I want to explain01:01:38
why I so suddenly disappeared from Siberia,01:01:41
otherwise and you don’t have to make excuses to me at all,01:01:46
strange things happened to me that evening when I01:01:49
left your lila, I met not01:01:52
who do you think,01:01:53
my Egyptian friend, for some reason it01:01:56
seems to me that you are trying to hide the truth01:01:58
why your flight is01:02:00
about something that we have all already noticed and that01:02:06
did you notice that you are in love with Elena01:02:12
and even then only sympathy for Don Juan and when you01:02:15
saw that she did not reciprocate your feelings01:02:17
the hole got lost and secretly left01:02:19
Siberia I’m right I don’t deny listen01:02:25
max I’ll tell you frankly as a friend01:02:28
you did me a huge favor and went01:02:32
that evening I finally decided to be01:02:39
chosen, we got engaged, finally01:02:44
the Baroness decided to conduct01:02:46
her second marriage experiment with me, dear01:02:53
Max Elena,01:02:57
let Max you don’t hurt yourself, you didn’t01:03:01
just notice the fold in the carpet, I01:03:04
’m sorry, I’m very glad to see01:03:09
you with me again won't you say hello hello01:03:12
Puchin Elena01:03:15
I'm also very glad to see you let me01:03:18
congratulate myself and express my best01:03:20
wishes congratulations on what congratulations on the01:03:25
engagement of course from01:03:29
my engagement until don Juan didn't say don01:03:35
Juan often jokes on this topic true01:03:38
ideal max01:03:41
excuse us please and so magnet I have to01:03:44
explain how you disappeared without01:03:46
warning and didn’t give any news01:03:49
you have some secrets it was a01:03:53
long time ago now we met like01:03:55
two old friends didn’t I leave01:03:59
because no or she just couldn’t stand it no01:04:04
or not what exactly I suffered Elena Estrada it01:04:11
was painful for me to see you surrounded by a01:04:13
boyfriend yes max this is so tasteless01:04:21
bourgeoisie but I am a bourgeois you are a barge01:04:28
no I won’t let you run away anymore01:04:32
I hope now we will meet01:04:34
more often the truth dear Elena Major has01:04:40
finally arrived good evening we are late01:04:42
hello hello pucci01:04:44
Elena you are divine01:04:46
I thank the other max and you are very01:04:51
glad here I will introduce you01:04:53
as Major adore Count Max Arsenyev's raid is01:04:56
very nice and all his wounds01:04:58
I knew one father and beards before the01:05:00
colonel of the cavalry01:05:03
somehow my uncle01:05:05
as now I see a handsome man with a mustache01:05:07
ok he would prefer don’t tell I01:05:10
understand understand thank you I can offer you01:05:14
a cigarette no thank you I want01:05:17
what you want thank you keep a bunch of01:05:21
thanks 9 o’clock signorina one minute01:05:24
what are you doing patch smoking at your01:05:26
age but stop you’re crazy01:05:28
maxa she’s still a child you’re kidding good01:05:32
evening go to bed bye01:05:39
good night Guido bye dear tomorrow01:05:42
we'll go horse riding together01:05:45
yes I love horses you'll go with us max01:05:49
willingly not a horse I'll take care don't01:05:52
worry maybe max doesn't know how on01:05:54
the contrary I've been riding since childhood we01:05:57
had a horse named corsair just a devil01:06:00
then Gvindolina is for you will see01:06:03
this is your horse, a01:06:05
frisky horse, a very weak rider01:06:09
will throw you out of the saddle, great, we are going,01:06:12
senorina, and good night, everyone, as he01:06:15
teaches us, I wanted to tell you one thing,01:06:17
just don’t gossip, I’ll tell you01:06:20
a secret after your departure, my sister01:06:23
was very upset that she said that you were01:06:26
mysterious and the man for tomorrow is a magician, you'll have a01:06:30
great ride until tomorrow, I taught you01:06:33
why, believing that Count Max prefers01:06:37
a motorcycle, right,01:06:38
which motorcycle, what we don't understand, I'm01:06:43
thorght, sorry, but damn brighter than anything,01:06:53
good afternoon, good afternoon, my arm hurts01:06:58
in the morning, I didn't want to go out,01:07:00
I remembered that you will come, she really,01:07:02
of course, even felt sorry for them, I can’t, I’m01:07:06
sorry, I know it’s a pity, but it’s your fault,01:07:08
if you hadn’t chased me, if you had01:07:11
n’t looked at me, I wouldn’t have followed you,01:07:12
good afternoon, how bad is my hand, as01:07:16
I said, it got better so that don’t01:07:18
upset you uncle it’s that girl savari is01:07:21
very happy and uncle albert I came too01:07:25
you know how how I know he told01:07:28
me alberta said that you were traveling in a taxi01:07:32
why are you living in a hotel this is my01:07:35
job and how much is enough what do you care01:07:40
thousands not bad but that’s not how everyone travels with01:07:43
other salaries, what are you interfering with, what kind of01:07:46
question are they, your uncle is right, I01:07:49
apologized for the tact dress, I’m sorry for01:07:51
interfering, I always say what01:07:53
he thinks because you are an honest person,01:07:57
you are not those who have two faces, thank you01:08:00
senorina you are cute and I01:08:02
liked you very much, moreover, I invite you01:08:05
tonight to our club on the occasion of the01:08:06
opening of a new hall music drinks01:08:10
songs dancing and everything is free01:08:14
thank you very much coming of course Alberta will01:08:17
definitely be there uncle I can’t01:08:20
who are you joking like that you have fat in the measles01:08:23
who are you you will put me in front of the senor, how am01:08:26
I, where should I go with a broken arm, you01:08:29
sing with your hand well, you came up with it, you should01:08:32
always do what you say, goodbye,01:08:35
senorina, let's go, I'll accompany you, we'll get on the01:08:38
bus, much more reliable than a taxi01:08:46
[music]01:09:00
number good afternoon, I can good afternoon,01:09:07
senora gora01:09:09
I want to apologize to you in front of me01:09:12
for what I said stupidly last night,01:09:16
but I know a guy very similar to01:09:18
you, incredibly similar, I didn’t believe my01:09:25
eyes, because he rides a01:09:27
motorcycle, I asked you, I01:09:29
understand, I understand, I’m sorry, dear, but I don’t01:09:33
drive a motorcycle, but as you can see I'm riding a01:09:35
horse01:09:55
and who is this guy01:10:02
what does the shop and the newsboy do01:10:06
funny and you're trying to see me as a01:10:09
newsboy motorcyclist when the horse01:10:17
crosses the white line here is max I01:10:19
welcome you and the other max 1 colonel01:10:22
major major by the highest yawn01:10:24
I'll report and the authorities are good dear major01:10:28
told me about an equestrian competition01:10:30
somewhere, it was more successful in the Maghreb, I01:10:33
went around to several shops, all the same01:10:36
excuses there, Count Max Max to01:10:39
this sister of mine that Count Magician has arrived,01:10:41
rather Max, hello, how is he, I’m about to01:10:45
come with another better one,01:10:46
why are you dressed like you’re going to go?01:10:50
beautiful on horseback01:10:51
but we're not going that's how we're not going01:10:55
horseback riding01:10:56
we canceled why I wanted to ride01:10:59
horses she'd01:11:00
rather praise her for her ability01:11:02
to hold herself she thinks I want to01:11:04
brag about the01:11:06
ride more ride less right01:11:09
Colonel Major you're right as always01:11:11
Major why only me in a riding suit01:11:18
nothing max device those undress we're not01:11:22
going it's too late we're leaving leave well01:11:27
you arrived two days ago you just arrived you're01:11:31
already getting ready to leave you yourself and now01:11:34
just a day later you haven't said anything to anyone01:11:37
you're again forcing me to make excuses01:11:41
max how elegant thank you01:11:46
you're leaving again notes of course you'll go with us01:11:52
business I'll go with you don't refuse01:11:55
if you wish me kindness you'll come with01:11:58
us how unfair it is to force me to01:12:02
go01:12:03
thank you why don't you give me a ride I can't01:12:08
ride a horse I can't I have a lot of01:12:11
things to do means see you in the evening until the evening see you01:12:15
soon01:12:16
I'll see you soon, of course you'll get what we'll01:12:20
do, no one is going, everyone refused,01:12:23
sorry, but I also have a lot to do, but you01:12:25
go, it's01:12:26
not in vain that Max dressed up like that, if he could, he01:12:30
would also go with you,01:12:33
the main thing is not to fall out of the saddle,01:12:35
you're kidding, it's enough to squeeze the horse with your01:12:38
thighs01:12:39
that one and how will we go ogly yes but01:12:44
everyone else refused01:12:45
never refuse a good01:12:46
race you are not in the car my workshop01:12:49
then let's go to mine in a minute I'll take you out don't01:12:53
forget to give Max about the horse you promised01:12:54
last night01:12:55
almond megalina she's very playful yes01:12:58
we'll have a lot of fun let's go let's go01:13:01
thank you that reminded me about the horse,01:13:04
it means we’ll choose this route, are you sure01:13:08
you trust me, of course of course01:13:10
let’s go01:13:13
[music]01:13:15
and now here’s wow,01:13:20
but here we go01:13:21
[music]01:13:28
damn what to do where is the horse01:13:32
where is it, how inconvenient and where is mine where01:13:36
did he go where is everyone01:13:41
[ music]01:13:59
death on the left in the second row01:14:02
he is worth keeping because he is from the01:14:04
tram panda but believe me he has an01:14:06
excellent tenere well yes baritone01:14:10
everyone loves him because he is a great01:14:13
guy simple private01:14:17
on modest we want scrum he works a lot a01:14:21
real hard worker from the kiosk01:14:25
home from at home in the kiosk all the time01:14:30
[music]01:14:46
here01:14:49
[music]01:14:51
and01:15:43
what a handsome man he really is01:15:47
and beauties01:15:50
[music]01:16:05
but01:16:06
[music]01:16:11
[applause]01:16:18
well done,01:16:20
this is my nephew, well done Alberto01:16:24
she came, did you see yes I saw you01:16:28
told her about my trip to Spain01:16:29
you told everything, you ruined everything, yes, no, I didn’t even01:16:32
talk about the trip, I told you01:16:33
a lot of good things, she’s a claw girl, she01:16:36
suits you, in01:16:37
what sense are you young, the time will come,01:16:41
you’ll contact me later, they, it seems to me,01:16:44
she’s just made for you, for me, don’t01:16:46
you like her?01:16:48
I don’t argue, she’s very cute, now01:16:50
I even saw the beautiful ones, but you know who01:16:53
and who he works with and digi, she has the properties of a01:16:57
Zhanka, a girl from the people and from below, and where you come from,01:17:01
it doesn’t matter, I want to rise,01:17:04
I sincerely believe that my physical and01:17:06
spiritual strength will allow me to achieve a01:17:08
lot what are you talking about I don’t understand01:17:12
you never understood me and didn’t try to01:17:15
understand but it’s a pity then let’s01:17:17
go good evening good evening and we01:17:22
sang beautifully thank you01:17:24
how to do it with your strength he don’t exaggerate it’s not01:17:26
bad I had an x-ray01:17:29
that I didn’t want to scare you the result01:17:32
will be tomorrow write me as a result,01:17:34
write why in the evening I’m very01:17:38
sorry for her, but it’s time for me to go, I really01:17:40
liked it here, wonderfully and add hung01:17:45
three01:17:46
bolder Alberta pressed leaving dance with01:17:49
her as with such a hand you dance on your01:17:52
hands I was at your age let’s dance and01:17:55
we’ll go to catch the gentleman.01:17:58
wonderful couple, be quiet, let's go to the table,01:18:02
okay,01:18:08
Elban, it's a beautiful place, it's beautiful01:18:12
because around the common people decided to have a blood clot01:18:15
since I lived among different people, I work as a01:18:19
senior who travels and01:18:20
has fun, but I don't think that this is01:18:23
real life, but that's not what I wanted to01:18:25
tell you, I like being that way among01:18:28
yours with you and hun tolstoy and only duck01:18:31
there is that I almost if I01:18:35
could I would have stayed the road you would have01:18:40
stayed time it’s time, let’s01:18:49
sit down and thank you01:18:54
the waiter now what will you take doesn’t01:18:59
know Cinzano lemonade than for me it’s01:19:02
good too you Do you think it’s a bad decision01:19:06
to quit, no, but when you take a01:19:09
decisive step in life, you need to01:19:11
think carefully, yes, you are right and not yours, yes, you01:19:15
said that you are very serious and01:19:16
reasonable, you will follow, I advise him, I’ll01:19:19
leave tonight and then I’ll write to Toby,01:19:21
of course you still love him and you’ll write to me01:19:25
necessarily and what will you write but Ulyana01:19:29
I see dear Laura and then and then01:19:34
with a rush of acceleration come back quickly makeup and01:19:38
you know my name how do I know an01:19:43
optics salon not help with a hairdryer you told the agent your first01:19:46
and last name and how stupid and movie01:19:50
something else you will write in favor I will write01:19:53
dear Loretta I'm listening when you01:19:59
look at me like that I can't have a cigarette no01:20:05
[music]01:20:09
what are you smoking muratti no bought for the first01:20:15
time honor of the holiday you want me01:20:22
how many times is it too late catch me a01:20:27
taxi let's go01:20:31
[music]01:20:34
now let's catch a taxi over there and like all the01:20:38
taxis,01:20:39
it doesn’t hurt anymore, I even started to forget, but01:20:44
everything heals quickly for me,01:20:47
there’s no way, listen to Alberta, I can’t01:20:53
explain now she has something, and she has01:20:58
now, show me to01:21:00
the station, I’d be happy01:21:03
to, you know, let’s go, I ask you, I can’t01:21:09
you need to frisk and help your uncle01:21:12
why can't you go take the trail if you01:21:19
want I'll go for sure look I'll01:21:23
wait it's good in the grand hotel sit down and01:21:27
I'll wait at the station until01:21:33
here Max hello Mars hello hello01:21:39
get Alena01:21:41
good evening you're going in our dough no,01:21:44
no further from my head when will I see you soon01:21:48
magician not the distance to the dining car01:21:51
until the fast friends while01:21:53
we are going in the review is not enough pathetic but he is01:21:59
pathetic but hurry01:22:00
up the food I had to send a letter to my mother01:22:02
for the children we will go soon01:22:07
[music]01:22:20
and01:22:25
I need you good evening sir count of the year01:22:30
good evening how is your hand01:22:33
what Ida my hand which is about what 8 Irina01:22:41
Shvedova I always ask country and01:22:44
bizarre questions to the joy of these Senor01:22:51
Max yes nothing01:23:02
[music]01:23:15
[music]01:23:22
newspapers and magazines newspapers magazines newspapers01:23:33
century vigy vigy01:23:35
come here alberta what you are doing there do01:23:39
me a favor get up the carriages in a minute01:23:42
what are you up to and why get up the01:23:44
carriage run01:23:49
[music]01:24:19
city and this is Albert01:24:24
thank you for coming I was lying I was afraid of not01:24:27
making it in time I felt bad after the dance you01:24:37
came that senor that we look like you are01:24:40
here Count Max that max and looks01:24:50
like me, look, I’m curious, no,01:24:53
don’t, don’t, it doesn’t matter anymore, you’re not01:24:57
like him, but if I hadn’t seen01:25:00
you for even a minute, I’d have imagined what was there,01:25:02
yes, you know, I always suspected it, I01:25:05
didn’t have the courage to tell you01:25:08
now it's all cleared up01:25:09
I'm so glad signorina are you coming or not it's01:25:15
time for me I'll write to you and you write okay01:25:18
shoot we'll see you soon coming oh I01:25:21
'll write to you Laura then01:25:24
[music]01:25:39
Luigi01:25:41
barely had time come quickly thank you you saved01:25:43
me intel mac osprey rode on horseback01:25:53
this morning you're beautiful I quickly01:25:58
covered the entire route like a horse until it's01:26:03
frisky of course, nothing special01:26:07
Guido stayed with you for a long time01:26:09
I don't know but I galloped away from him so far01:26:11
that I lost sight of him imagine01:26:14
Maxim galloped Guido it probably looked01:26:17
like a scene from a western by the way01:26:19
okinawa saw the last film with01:26:20
Marlon divinely01:26:22
we looked in Riga to see if she's really a01:26:27
little little faste morris from01:26:31
how they've already returned from Paris bakes01:26:35
Montalto too01:26:36
she's not aunt cousin apologize troika01:26:39
on there were three wives combing us and over the01:26:41
second and you come back and the first with circus eri01:26:44
2 you are faithful three types through the first sire01:26:47
pierre01:26:48
became cousin at the same time aunts01:26:50
combed on therefore01:26:52
montalto chard montale to are divided01:26:55
into two branches courses and pen train filippa01:26:59
jacomo saw children pilot then moto models01:27:02
earlier dollars donald this is what01:27:05
arranged the magnificent the service you gave under the individual housing course01:27:07
once came out as a pista underwear brother01:27:10
Roberta on he married the floor did not disgrace01:27:14
who fell his role yes max is your cousin01:27:17
she is very nice very nice I wouldn’t01:27:22
say that max what you said01:27:25
of course to your cousin an understandable thing01:27:27
as ugly, poor thing, yes, of course you are01:27:33
right, but I said cute in a different sense01:27:36
when she was a girl and after all, little ones01:27:40
are often kind of superfluous and then01:27:42
vice versa true01:27:45
girl she was charming mesh01:27:47
they said she01:27:48
was really cute I myself was01:27:52
in love with her for me she remained the01:27:55
same01:27:56
with blond curls on the shoulders01:28:00
our brunette brunette did she dye her hair01:28:06
with peroxide the girl01:28:09
dye her hair here the girl dyed her hair what can I01:28:12
do a little too early yes I01:28:16
said with a navel gun nephew glade01:28:19
field both not Lauri who quarreled with the01:28:22
fishing line because of the sambar inheritance I'm not on the01:28:25
estuary was created01:28:26
brax dollars was concluded at the insistence of my01:28:28
uncles I know this because Robert Well01:28:34
we [music]01:28:42
1 peak01:28:44
meters I was ben they will let me in now it’s my01:28:50
turn yes I’m sorry I understood the author 201:28:56
diamonds then I’ll say a minute I’m sorry max01:29:03
back mode they don’t talk I’m01:29:04
placing a bet from the poppy I’m doing just that01:29:07
and now I’m doubling without trumps01:29:16
quattro 43 you again without skin I’m doubling01:29:25
763 doubled01:29:28
I’m doubling hit of course01:29:37
that’s what01:29:39
nonsense you don’t have a single01:29:42
bribe you01:29:43
can make such mistakes with you there are no01:29:45
possible boundaries01:29:49
like no team without trumps half01:29:52
13 6 dear max in bridge there are clear01:29:56
rules, well, it’s true, departure half plus 101:29:59
plus 2 a01:30:01
manual on the theory and practice of viburnum01:30:04
koiler cool person we all know him not01:30:08
or a doctor even the first page yes01:30:11
I didn’t read it very well explained stop01:30:15
arguing I’m tired of your excuses01:30:18
to give in your place to another gianluca01:30:21
deluxe max's place yes dear yes01:30:25
please return max I won't forgive you01:30:28
thank you we can finally play let's start01:30:35
this profitability by renting let's raise the bets01:30:39
okay01:31:03
you press good night signorita01:31:06
attack not a blanket if you spin like this then01:31:09
everything will come out again they are silent get out01:31:13
nothing you are not can you do01:31:47
this, what is it, what happened, sir, Count,01:31:51
maybe I can help you with something for01:31:54
3 years now, I’ve been leading such a life, I’m not so01:31:58
lonely, why I’m lonely, Laura, I used to01:32:02
work as a machinist, I went to the office, that they01:32:05
offered me this place, the idea that01:32:08
I I will travel and be close to the01:32:09
seniors it seemed so tempting I was01:32:13
mistaken how stupid but why don’t01:32:17
you leave I don’t know they are good people you can’t do01:32:21
this 30 but this is a different world01:32:25
they all know each other everyone are friends01:32:27
always talking about this and these01:32:30
strange names of their friends like I01:32:34
understand you with such names in the city, I01:32:37
had friends, we often went to dances,01:32:40
I worked a lot, but I liked this01:32:42
life and now I abandoned everything and I have01:32:48
no one and why listen to01:32:52
complaints from minors, madam,01:32:57
grow up, I’m talking about something that is01:33:00
not interesting to you new ones I already told you it01:33:04
looks like a man whom I love very much01:33:07
and it seems to me that I’m talking to him with01:33:11
Alberto01:33:13
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Albert it’s me you’re not Alberts01:33:22
winning a magician why did you do that you01:33:26
shouldn’t have left the prostate senorina01:33:28
from 19 is calling you01:33:37
I’m not I can fall asleep and go into hiding, I'll01:33:40
fix it, take your hands off,01:33:42
shame on you, I won't01:33:44
allow the maid to01:33:45
treat me like that, you hit me until you hit me,01:33:51
you'll deny max01:33:54
where did you run away, the part in the speech was01:33:57
wonderful, how dare you hit the girl, the01:34:07
amount went so that this won't happen again was01:34:10
don't worry I won't have enough of this kind of01:34:13
life from now on I'm01:34:15
no longer serving you good night that's01:34:21
outrageous no gratitude this is01:34:26
after what I did for her01:34:28
caring attention even gave it's impossible to01:34:31
love and we didn't treat like a sister01:34:33
we had to find a slap in the face you01:34:36
should have been given a slap in the face01:34:37
stupid girl max what are you saying01:34:42
we heard what we said yes we heard01:34:46
what impudence this goes beyond all boundaries01:34:49
I won’t allow you to behave like that01:34:51
apologize calmly who won’t allow you you’re a01:34:54
fan of tanks I don’t believe this is outrageous01:34:58
I’m ready to fight not any scandals, what did01:35:02
you want there, saw it, go to mommy,01:35:06
let's get out of here, you have to tell me everything01:35:10
where he was, who he left with, I want to01:35:13
know everything, don't shout, we don't give a damn about01:35:16
the street, where else do I want it, it's01:35:20
great, Alberta Paulina, get01:35:23
the suitcase, she's arrived, mine bride she arrived01:35:28
what he said I didn’t understand anything I too01:35:34
Irina Laura’s maid Baroness01:35:44
hurt good evening senorina01:35:47
good evening see I’m here again you01:35:49
would come back wait for synergy war01:35:52
this Wednesday is not for me I want to live the time01:35:54
you are familiar with and Irina to the detriment and no date01:35:57
sir count01:35:58
have it unnecessary and annealed albert very01:36:02
nice there he is albert albert albert01:36:14
let's go home bureau this is today at my wife's with01:36:17
us I need to find housing I'll01:36:20
take care of everything let's go before thank you very much01:36:24
sir crane you liked it lost01:36:27
gracefully she guessed the01:36:28
beginning that I and Senor Max and don’t even01:36:31
doubt thank God goodbye Signor01:36:34
Horace and you will never say never, never, never01:36:38
Lauretta01:36:42
goodbye Count Max01:36:44
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Альберто, молодой продавец газет, отправляется на отдых, где попадает в пикантную ситуацию, познакомившись со знатными людьми. По ошибке его принимают за графа Макса Орсини Варальдо. Однако Альберто не спешит рассказать правду новым друзьям, ведь с таким именем открывается столько возможностей… год: 1957 страна: Италия, Испания режиссер: Джорджо Бьянки жанр: комедия В главных ролях: Альберто Сорди Витторио Де Сика Анн Вернон Сюзанна Каналес Тина Пика Хуан Кальво Хасинто Сан Эметерио Дилетта Д’Андреа Мино Доро Piero Stucchi
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